University of Minnesota School of Agriculture - Agrarian Yearbook (Minneapolis, MN)

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UNIVERSITY FARM EXPERIMENTAL PLOTS

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Glass Qlpbahet is for ATWOOD, Upon the bridge he stood, He grasped the bottle in his hand, And hurled it through the wood. is for BILLINGS, So pompous and tall, VVho believes that all things, Are awaiting his call. is for CONNY, For Laura, you know, Both in strength and in union, She's helped the class to grow. is for DALQUIST, Who answers the bell, And brings us our jerks, And our letters as well. is for ELSBERG, A maiden superb, Whose ability as an actress, Will soon be observed. is for FRANCIS, VVhose ambitions are Fine, He devotes his spare moments, To a chemical line. is for GROGER, With muscles of steel, But when 'the girls get after him, He's slippery as an eel. is for HANSON, A rival of WRIGHTS, At composing good music, He lies awake nights. is for INGBERG, Also for Incomplete, A mark that makes us furious, When it graces our papers neat. is for JOHNSON, Who peddles the news, She's always seen smiling, And ne'er troubled with blues. is for KUTE, Sometimes called FRED, VVhen it comes to one girl, Heys always ahead. is for LINDERMAN, The chemist so rash, ' Who is always well versed On the essentials of ASH. is for Mark, Who has many a plan, He's never found lacking, This grand STAPLE man. N o P Q R s T U v W X Y Z Page Sevenly-nine is for NORCROSS, So stately and grand, Whose aim and ambition, Is a Botany man. is for OLSON, Also called Reddy, He never fools away his time, But at his work, plugs steady. is for ROBERT PYE, A gallant Knight is he, He's tall and Fine to look upon, As all the girls agree. stands for QUER-CUS, Another name for BARRY, He'll carry his wood, long Miles will tramp For the Seniors have now grown wary. stands for RAYMOND, Who never did a WI'O1lg, Be it work or be it play, He's found especially strong. stands for STUTZMAN, Although it is in vain, He makes his trips to the Ladies' Hall, And straightway back again. stands for TROVATTEN, A very studious chap, Altho the snares of sin are laid, He never feeds the trap. stands for UNION, The word that means our strength, The senior Class of 1910, Will show the power at length, stands for victory, We will not own defeat, To gain the sheep-skin, but a start, We'er off, we'll not retreat. stands for WATERMAN, The long, the lank, the lean, He still pursues his Ruth-less Quest. Ed. Pfeil still holds the Queen. stands for X-ercise, The Coach will have no antics, The girls learn fancy danciug steps, The boys do army tactics. stands for Youth, The age of strength and beauty, With joy and zeal we set ourselves, To learn the path of duty. stands for Zero, Ask Ewing when 'twill be, The Seniors know, the Juniors ought, All Highs and Lows, we see.

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6:28 fltherpmap Qhnznurentes -Radiators rally. 6 :3O-Alarm clock riot. 6:35- Freshmen unceremoniously chased from bed to shut off the steam. 6:15-juniors yawn, roll to edge of bed and arise. . 6 55 7:30 Seniors strike the floor with both feet at once and begin a mad search back of trunks and under beds for missing articles of apparel. Editor-in-chief begins to pray for some quiet spot. 1 Editor sounds warning note of another half-hours undisturbed slumber. 6:59- 7:00- -Brooms and dust pans appear. Beds are punched-Cards put under pillows-Sweepings under radiator -Shoes removed from dresser and tables. 7 :45-Seniors prepare to begin to study. 7:55-Study hour closed. 7.55-Where's my lid?????? 8 :OO -First arrival of town students. 8:05-Fussers congregate in hall of Main Building. 8:10-More city students arrive and fall in line. 8:15-Students assemble in class rooms. - 8:20-Prof. appears very cross-also sleepy. 8:25-More city students arrive-Cars late-Car fires-Tracks blocked-etc. 8 :3O-Pat begins to yawn. Magic influence of weather prophet. 8:55-Pat awakes. 9:00 9:05 9:55 9:59 10200 10230 10:-15 10:50 11:25 11:30 12:16 12:20 12:50 1 :15 -9 :O5-Dates made along the way. -More naps for Pat. -Editor-in-chief appears in Main Building. -Coach goes to breakfast at corner store. -Pat is impeached. -Mail arrives. -Senior girls form a chorus in chapel only to be surprised by Pinkerton's commanding voice. -Editor-in-chief and Lit. editor grow dreamy and poeticalf?J under God-fathers' watchful eye. -Fussers reorganize and select the roughneck rows in chapel. -12 :15-We either enjoy ourselves or suffer terribly-Resolved, That when in the course of these 45 minutes we dry up ........ Lets blow away. -Bread line forms-Fussers still cling-We advise the seniors of next year to pass a law by which nofussers be allowed to head this line. Reason-We get our grub too muchly chilled. -12 250-To eat or not to eat that is the question-Whether it is nobler in the minds of the people toeat and die of indigestion or not to eat and die of starvation. A -1:15-More fussing-and after dinner mints in D. D's. office. -2 :55-The Senior girls are in the care of the Shepherdess-concoctions are mixed, baked and eaten with various results-But-There's method in her madness. 2 :55-4:30-Various lectures on third floor of Main Building Subjects-Gum-Rats-Fussing-Household Art and Sewing. Now Girls. 4:35-Uniformed youths stroll toward drill hall to enjoy an hours misery while others fuss. 5:30 5:35 -Bread line again forms. , -6:00-Oh You Hash! 6:00- Fussers climb hill to bid a lingering farewell. 6 :O5-Scramble for settees and corner chairs in side parlor of the coop. 6:10-6:55-Undisturbed, genuine, old fashioned heart to heart talks. 7:00-All quiet along the halls. 8 100 9 :OO 10 :OO -Still we study. -Freshies retire. -Juniors follow suit. l 11 :OO-Wight owls return. 12:00-Editors of Annual retire. Page Eighty-one