University of Minnesota School of Agriculture - Agrarian Yearbook (Minneapolis, MN)

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:Freshman Trask Glzam Sclmfal CllllIl1I,JilJIlSf-AIHCI' and Shot Put, 'l'l1ompscm and Bryan VV. E. Gaynor A, G. St'h2ltt0l1l1llI'g H. G. Muhlanl CZ. Smokv T. Thoxnpscm V H. Bryan :Freshman Easket 355111 Ulizam Pagr Forfyjive

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Fussiug in the Library Ulu the fresh jfrzsijiesn lVe as Salted Down Freshmen take upon our hands the duty of instructing and guiding those who are so unfortunate as to be called 'fFresh Freshiesf' Keep in mind that He who conquers, must endure, and no matter how many times you are red owled cheer yourself with the thought that others before you have suffered likewise. Now for the advice. lt has been used with success for years by some of the best sharks in existence. 1. Never study more than ten minutes per day. It is bad for the health, besides it wears out the organs of thought. 2. If a teacher tells a jolce Cno matter how old or worm-eaten it isb, laugh heartily, you'll find it pays. 3. XVhen the last bell rings, never jump up quietly and appear too pleased to leave the class. Leave with great deliberation and cast loving glances back into the room when you reach the door. This also pays. In short, my advice would be, Freshmen don't fail to profitby the experiences of those who have suffered before you. Always show respect for Freshmen and above all, my boy, don't CARL VICTOR SXVANSON. Caught Page Forlyzfour

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, W, i The XYay to a Hank Heart is Througli -f l Ujfrnm a nrmitnrp T!lGHin?Jutn B rrr. Fiye minutes elapse. B rrr. And the gong has announced to the one hundred and ten girls of the Dormitory that the game laws are in force for the evening'-any stray dear to be pickled and Canned on sight. For now is the time for all frivolous fussing and fulning to end and craming and eribhing to begin. The from six-to-seven o'elock Callers are bidden farewell at the portieres-ALXYAYS the portieres and no farther! Listen tothe silence as it gives forth a muffled scream from the third story and is followed by the dignified tread of Authority, for it is easier to nip small Riots in the bud than to eut seething Ranipages in the Flower. H13 r r r. Ten 0'Cloek. Lights and hraiustornis out for the night. Dear old Dormitory, it's to you our thoughts shall turn the oftenest and linger longest in pleasant recollection. Patience Knight. This is the Long and the Short of the Freshman Class Tlze elefvator to Success is generally stuclz. Trv the stairs! Page Forty-six