University of Minnesota School of Agriculture - Agrarian Yearbook (Minneapolis, MN)

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Oswald-A mystery-Is he angel, saint or sinner? Is it spearmint or Spear l-? Do we like him? lYell I guess. Arny-Don't you think he takes life too seriously? VVrite, write, write with soluble solutions thrown in every other word. Lipp-Fatherly, concise, thorough.-Mr. Featherstone, will you arise? -HThat willdo. -We almost shed tears when the solemn command comes. First row is dismissed. Miss Bush-Show us the one who dare breath a word against her! How could she be improved I Miss CofhnAA quiver with energy, she strenuously endeavors to bring harmony out of chaos. Miss Smith-VVhy-VVe all know her and her merry twinkling eyes. But she can be very stern with inveterate fussers. Mrs. Boutelle-CTO the class in social culture.j f'Young ladies, no one of good breeding will ever chew gum or use slang. Miss XVhitridge-UHeads backward bend. Fall o11t!!! It's the Voice we'd fallall over ourselves for, so we cheerfully Fall out. Miss Bull-CTO shy Freshman Girly A'XVhat vegetable do we serve on our table un- cooked? S. F. G.- Carrots i.-Xnd her hair wasn't red. XYho makes us cower, shiver and shake? Who teaches us how to make soap, wash and bake?AMiss Shepperd. XVhom do we admire, respect and adore? Guess again. You're wrong, It's Miss Shepperd once more. Now girls come down out of the clouds and stop your dreaming. Your dressing is most distressing. And every one comes, for who does not want to do as Mrs. Blair would have them do. Messrs. XVhite, lX lowry, Baker, Boss and Bull,flf we survive until another year we will know them better. . EdmondswXYe can't help feeling the dignity and importance of the history of breeding. He lifts it on a par with statesmanship. Did you 1 N U 4 v i X 4 ever think when industriouslv pailing the fly be- P Hi'5HMl x LOMMH Nth H decked, tailffrisking old cow, how much class there was to it? Mr. Drew-A man of various accomplishmcnts, solemn and mirthless beyond beliefvthe Recording Angel of our lives. Did he not record our infantile birth into existence here, and the good marks and the bad for blacking the smith and stealing irons, and even the knot to tie to hang ourselves when con- science troubles. And in the last days he shall divide the sheep from the goats and each lamb shall receive a sheepskin. Fresh freshies take heed! And so with study, work and play, we feel that we are being given a glimpse of the ideal conditions of that may exist in life. The effect of co-operation with others4'l'rue class spirit-and we are gaining it. And a love for the School instilled in us, together with a determination to go forward and be no discredit to it-and the knowledge acquired here. - 1 B s' ' C I' Beulah Harding Q mb. rosilalph Fletcher Page Forty-lhree

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Fussiug in the Library Ulu the fresh jfrzsijiesn lVe as Salted Down Freshmen take upon our hands the duty of instructing and guiding those who are so unfortunate as to be called 'fFresh Freshiesf' Keep in mind that He who conquers, must endure, and no matter how many times you are red owled cheer yourself with the thought that others before you have suffered likewise. Now for the advice. lt has been used with success for years by some of the best sharks in existence. 1. Never study more than ten minutes per day. It is bad for the health, besides it wears out the organs of thought. 2. If a teacher tells a jolce Cno matter how old or worm-eaten it isb, laugh heartily, you'll find it pays. 3. XVhen the last bell rings, never jump up quietly and appear too pleased to leave the class. Leave with great deliberation and cast loving glances back into the room when you reach the door. This also pays. In short, my advice would be, Freshmen don't fail to profitby the experiences of those who have suffered before you. Always show respect for Freshmen and above all, my boy, don't CARL VICTOR SXVANSON. Caught Page Forlyzfour