University of Massachusetts Amherst - Index Yearbook (Amherst, MA)

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Coughr in o singie-sex borhroom. Take 2 Demerirs. T.O.C. (Top of rhe Compus) You ' ve mode rhe Dean ' s Lisr. Go ro Groduorion. Harassed a fellow srudenr. Take 1 Dennerir. Change your major. Begin again. Missed ' General Hospiral. Go bock 2 spaces. Cloy for on A ' fulfills lasr requiremenr. Go to Groduorion! Lore lob fee. Foil course and rake 1 Dennerir. AMHEi ST TOWING Lond on inrerview. Advonce 2 spaces. Give your seor on Shurrle ro Person on crurches. Lose all Demerirs. Time for GRE ' s? LSAT ' s? MCAT ' s? Lose rurn. Rules For Existence Here ore rhe rules. If you want ro ploy, greor. Firsr garher some friends, preferably UMA5S srudenrs — posr or presenr (furures mighr ger scared). Nexr, sreol o die and some ploying pieces from your lirrle brorher ' s boord gome. Use some ploy money — obour $5,000 for each player. The ideo of rhe game is ro land on groduorion. Keep going around unril you hir ir, once you hove landed on groduorion you can srop playing and lough ar your friends. If you run our of money or ger 15 demerirs, you w be rhrov n our of rhe gome. Ar rhe end, rhe groduore v irh rhe mosr money and leosr demerirs wins. THE YEAR TOWARD CIVILITY ChancdW s Commission on Civilihy Un1vc 5l y of Ma sjcHuscIIs at Amhrrsl Found grear oporrmenr. Advonce 2 spaces. Buy a school ring Pay $150.00 Flor rire on rhe woy ro your doss. Lose a rurn. CHECK CASHING Lose your housing. Go ro Whirmore Ger on R.A. posirion. Subrrocr 1 Demerir. Mono srrikes! Lose Q rurn. No A.D.P. Venrure ro T.O.C. ro ger one. Overdue Library book. Toke 1 Demerir. Senior yeor? Don ' r forger your yearbook porrroir. 21

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Losr your pledge pin. Go bock 3 spaces. Vhirmore loses your rronscripr. Begin ogoin. 20 START HERE V You ' ve been occepred! Advance Spaces. Pick number, any number. ir ' s your new identify! Welcome ro The Yeor Toward Oviliry. Too much pressure? Go ro T.O.C. Your local scholarship finally arrives. Go ro Whirmore. Forgot your ' Money One cord. Go to Check Cashing. Tuition increase. Pay $50.00 THE GAME OF LIFESTYLES WHITMORE Caught in a wind storm by the Tower Library. Lose Q Turn. Join the Greek System. Pay $200.00 Your cor has been towed. Go ro Amherst Towing. Pay $30.00 Semester Di Pay $2500.00 Homesick? TOUGH! Add Drop ends While you wait in Rhetoric line. Passed our in stairwell. Lose a turn. Fight with your roommate. Toke 2 Demerits. CONGRATULATIONS Your Civility essay wins contest. Go to Whitmore.

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22 O.K., whor do I have ro do firsr? My english poper-5-7 pages, 1 con handle rhor . . . Spanish quiz on Wednesday . . . Oh . . . some- one ' s worching nne ... Hi ... I wos jusr making our a iisr of whor 1 hove ro do ro remind me of whor I hove ro Do . Ir ' s rhe eosiesr woy ro keep my prioriries srroighr, if I con keep ro my Iisr, srudying becomes jusr onorher parr of my busy doy. Some- rimes I rhink rhor profs scheme rheir ossignmenrs wirh rhe weorh- er, rhough . . . ir seems like I always hove on assignmenr due when rhe roys ore prime for ronning ... I suppose I could olwoys srudy by rhe pond . . . how obour rhe sreps or rhe Compus Cenrer . . . There ' s always my fovorire desk by rhe windows in Goodell, 1 could ger major srudying done rhere . . . maybe I ' ll roke Q break and read a choprer in rhe Horch . . . rhere ' s always my room, I jusr hope no one disrrocrs me rhough, rhe folks on rhe floor ore always going somewhere ... rhe Blue Wall? . . . THE BLUE WALL! . . . moybe I con finish my reoding over some brew . . . Yes, I rhink I ' ll pur rhe Blue Wall firsr on my Iisr . . . Veronica Smith