University of Maryland Baltimore Dental School - Mirror Yearbook (Baltimore, MD)

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mm lw BORN: August 26, 1982, Hayden-Harris Hall, Baltimore, MD CONTINGENTS: 112 Unsuspecting recruits GOALS: To survive until graduation ... To attain knowledge ... To become proficient To avoid mowing Dr. Halpert ' s lawn ... To boldly go where no student has gone before (the place where Manny gets his hot dog water each day.) DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS: Lethargy, apathy, shattered nerves ... different president each year . . . determination in the face of overwhelming odds Faculty footprints on lumbar region . . . brown lettering on clinic jackets. MOST FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS: (YEAR 1) Why am I here?, (YEAR 2) Why am I still here?, (YEAR 3) How do I get out of here?, (YEAR 4) When will I get a Remo patient?, What happened to Barry McGrill?, Who is Dean Reese?, Is a single spill green or blue?, What do I do with a chip blower and Vi gallon of Orange Solvent?, Do you raise or lower the incisal pin? MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT: 1982 — Every department decides to make up new exams after 16 consecutive years of repeats. — The first cadaver slice is made. — My door is always open. 1983 — Treatment planning exam. — Anesthesia block with Theola. 1984 — Skit night. 1989 — First operational year of D.O.C.S. system FUTURE DEMOGRAPHICS — 1996: 10% Specialty; 30% Private practice; 30% Associateship; 15% Retail dentistry; 5% Military service; 2%Kinney Shoes and Dental Center; 2% Veterinary orthodontics; 1% Hygienists, 1% Groundskeeper — The Halpert Estate; 2% Stadium Vendor; 1% Dental Students; 1% License revoked, professional misconduct. MOTTO: BOHICA %■

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Purpose: The payback . . . to have fun . . . Gigliotti award ... Method and Materials: No methods, no materials List of Performances: 1983 — Freshman Annie NY Times What do you expect, they ' re only freshmen. 1984 — First Annual Students ' Choice Awards CBS NEWS The best skit the school has ever seen USA TODAY They were reamed 1985 — Second Annual Students ' Choice Awards PROBE The sequel is a bomb ROLLING STONE Like a bad acid trip SOLDIER OF FORTUNE A strong argument for Lobotomy 1986 — The Final Curtain or Apocalypse Now ADA JOURNAL We can ' t believe these guys are dentists Most Unforgetable Moments: Dr. Crossley ' s Neighborhood Reverend Jim Dr. T Joe Miller + Annie Dental Express Rubber Lube Most Forgetable Moments: Slide tray malfunction Dental love Twisted Cha, Van Cha, Everything of Cha Judges 1984, 1985 and 1986 VAN CHA . . . TWISTED CHA