University of Louisville School of Medicine - Ad Astra Yearbook (Louisville, KY)

Text from Pages 1 - 118 of the 1987 volume:

2. 49 � 1986 | ” 1986 1987 AD ASTRA is the annual yearbook of the University of Louisville School of Medicine; it stands as the sole record of words and pictures that this year actually did happen in the academic and social lives of the students found within its pages. As time compels us to flip through these pages during our future years, the value of this book will augment all of our memories. TABLE OF CONTENTS Introduction Contents | Seniors Uneerclassmen ACdVerisements Conelusion IONS Congratulat “ys O = mma = = = UO AS = S Department of Surgery The May 29, 1987 To the Members of the Class of 1987: On behalf of the faculty and staff of the University of Louisville School of Medicine, I would like to congratulate you on your recent graduation. Your scholastic achievements and service contribution to the University and our community have been outstanding. There is no doubt that you are well prepared to meet the challenges in your future professional endeavors. As you know, 1987 represents the Sesquicentennial of the School of Medicine. As the oldest continuous medical school west of the Allegheny Mountains, the University of Louisville has a strong heritage and rich tradition of medical excellence. For 150 years, the School has upheld the high standards and ideals set forth by its founders and has made a lasting contribution to medical education, health care and the advancement of medical science. We are confident that the Class of 1987 will continue this tradition of excellence as you begin the practice of medicine. The School of Medicine has experienced significant changes over the past four years which have moved us toward greater academic achievement. We have recruited several new chairmen who have provided vigorous academic leadership and a sense of enthusiasm and momentum. An Associate Vice President for Research Services has been appointed to direct University-wide animal care activities and oversee the construction of a new animal care facility. Several Endowed Chairs have been established which will provide sustaining educational quality. Progress is being made which was very apparent during the recent LCME medical school accreditation visit in which we were accredited for a full five years. I want to express my personal appreciation to the Class of 1987 and your President, Don Metry. The level of cooperation demonstrated by Don and other class leaders has been exemplary, and it has been a pleasure to work with them. You have my best wishes as you enter the medical profession. I look forward to your continued participation and interest in medical school affairs as School of Medicine alumni. Donald’ R. Kmetz, M.D. . Dean, School of Medicine June 5, 1987 Dear 1987 Graduates, I am honored to participate in this permanent souvenir of your medical education. I congratulate you and wish you well as you go forward to meet the challenge of becoming competent and humane physicians. The messages about caring for yourselves, your significant others, your colleagues, your health team members and soon your own patients that you were introduced to during Health Awareness Workshop now can be talismans to carry with you in your careers. I want to encourage you to be role models to your patients, avoid burn out, exercise your minds continuously, increase your general stamina and discover your creative abilities. Medicine is a prime example of a profession in which courageous and creative change constantly occurs. Dr. Rollo May reminds us: We all need courage, the capacity to move ahead in spite of despair. We need courage to make being and becoming possible; to make a commitment so that we become fully human. Man or woman becomes fully human only by his or her choices to make a commitment. All of you have made the strongest kind of commitment, not only to helping those in need, adding to your current medical knowledge and being a leader in organized medicine to share in shaping policy, especially for those unable to care for themselves, but also to ethical and moral responsibilities. Your commitment implies courage. Dr. May tells us, The most important kind of courage of all is creative courage, the discovering of new forms, new symbols, new patterns on which a new society can be built. In our day, technology has forced all professionals in all fields to change. Radically courageous persons therefore are required to appreciate and direct the changes ahead. The need for creative courage is in direct proportion to the degree of change a profession is undergoing. As you begin yet another transition toward your wonderful goal of becoming courageous and humane physicians, we faculty members welcome you to join us in experiencing and influencing the ongoing changes in the marvelous practice of medicine. Please keep in touch with us and seek inspiration and satisfaction in active participation in the Fine Arts. Have many good days! Leah Ducissitied nism aDie Associate Dean for Student Affairs Frederick Henry Albrink Karen Aviva Berg Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Medical College of Pennsylvania Louisville, KY Philadelphia, PA David Franklin Berry Thomas Marion Bibb IV Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Louisville, KY Louisville, KY Kimberly Anne Boland Daniel A. Borders Washington U. Affiliated Hospitals Louisville Affiliated Hospitals St. Louis, MO Louisville, KY Mary Lee Bouldin Jane Ellen Brooks McGaw Medical Center Cincinnati Affiliated Hospitals Chicago, IL Cincinnati, OH Brian Lee Brown Debra Lynne Bunger Cincinnati Affiliated Hospitals Cabrini Medical Center Cincinnati, OH New York, NY Karen Ann Burman Kevin Edward Burton Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Indiana U. Medical Center Louisville, KY Indianapolis, IN Patricia Tharp Burton Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Louisville, KY Fred Welden Caudill III Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Louisville, KY Kevin Lee Cash The New York Hospital New York, NY Syam S. Chilukuri McLaren General Hospital Flint, Ml Lisa Marie Cipolla Richard Mitchell Clouse Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Forbes Health Systems Louisville, KY Monroeville, PA Mark Lee Corbett Tracey Suzanne Corey Alabama Affiliated Hospitals Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Birmingham, AL Louisville, KY Denver Bennett Cornett III Jack Kelson Cox II Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Louisville, KY Louisville, KY Ralph Lee Cox Joseph Allen Craigmyle Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Louisville, KY Louisville, KY Patricia Ann Curtin Glenda Mae Dahlquist Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Indiana U. Medical Center Louisville, KY Indianapolis, IN Lisa Michelle Daniel Alan E. Deddens Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Barnes Hospital Group Louisville, KY St. Louis, MO Leeanna Dick Jeffrey Wayne Dickerson North Carolina Memorial Hospital Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Chapel Hill, NC Louisville, KY Susan Marie Douglas Angela Leigh Duff John Peter Smith Hospital Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Fort Worth, TX Louisville, KY 9 SS ks SS Nancy Edwards David Edward Fairleigh Massachusetts Coordinated Programs Baylor College of Medicine Worchester, MA Houston, TX Philip Danforth Fitzgerald III James Kenneth Ford Louisville Affiliated Hospitals North Carolina Baptist Hospital Louisville, KY Winston-Salem, NC Michael R. Frankel Lawrence L. Geller Emory Univ. Affiliated Hospitals Akron General Medical Center Atlanta, GA Akron, OH Frank G. Gilliam, Jr. Douglas Allan Goderwis Cincinnati Affiliated Hospitals Ohio State Affiliated Hospitals Cincinnati, OH Columbus, OH Mark Edward Gormley, Jr. Jeffrer R. Graves Carney Hospital Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Boston, MA Louisville, KY Lisa Baker Graziano Allen Dean Hack Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Louisville, KY Louisville, KY Marshall Craig Hall Vanderbilt Affiliated Hospitals Nashville, TN Herby Glenn Hay, Jr. Trover Clinic Madisonville, KY Pamela K. Harston Univ. of Kentucky Medical Center Lexington, KY Louis Edward Hempel North Carolina Baptist Hospital Winston-Salem, NC Marie Agnes Hermann Kris Dauene Houser Mayo Graduate School of Medicine Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Rochester, MN Louisville, KY Terri L. Jaggers Tamara James Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Louisville, KY Charles Edward Johnson, II Whitney Fox Jones Univ. of Kentucky Medical Center Univ. of Texas Southwestern Lexington, KY Dallas, TX Mark Brumleve Juckett Steven J. Kamber Minnesota Affiliated Hospitals Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Minneapolis, MN Louisville, KY Laurie Jones Kearns Daniel Joseph Kennedy Univ. of Kentucky Medical Center North Carolina Baptist Hospital Lexington, KY Winston-Salem, NC Mark Arnold Kirkpatrick David Eric Kissel Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Louisville, KY Louisville, KY Scott David Kuiper Sharon Taurman Laufer California Affiliated Hospitals Louisville Affiliated Hospitals San Diego, CA Louisville, KY Richard Bailey Lee, Jr. John Eric Linder Trover Clinic Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Madisonville, KY Louisville, KY Mark Staton Lyell John Morgan Marshall Univ. of Tenn. College of Medicine Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Memphis, TN Louisville, KY Claude John Mason Mark Patrick Mayoue Akron General Hospital Cincinnati Affiliated Hospitals Akron, OH Cincinnati, OH Thomas E. McCormick Claire Elizabeth Meena Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Louisville, KY Louisville, KY Donald James Metry, Jr. Wanda R. Minnis-Dyson Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Louisville, KY Cathleen Jeanette Morris Marguerite Estelle Mueller Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Univ. of Kentucky Medical Center Louisville, KY Lexington, KY Richard Gerald Oliver David Lee Parks Cincinnati Affiliated Hospitals Mercer Univ. Hospitals Cincinnati, OH Macon, GA Marjorie Ann Payne Debra Lynn Perry Univ. of Southern California (L.A.) McClaren General Hospital Los Angeles, CA Flint, MI Denise Lynn Puthuff Daryl Verne Rampton Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Louisville, KY Louisville, KY Penny Kim Randall Ann Carlton Richardson Georgetown Univ. Hospital California Affiliated Hospitals Washington, DC Davis, CA Jeffrey Bryant Richardson Robert Burns Romines Louisville Affiliated Hospitals South Alabama Affiliated Hospitals Louisville, KY Mobile, AL Loren K. Rood St. Francis Hospital Peoria, IL Shari Lynn Rosenberg Washington Hospital Center Washington, DC Robert Bruce Rosenberg Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Louisville, KY Lawrence Ross Rouben Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Louisville, KY Elizabeth Frances Rouse Mary Spelman Sciutto Richland Memorial Hospital New York Hospital Medical Center Columbia, SC New York, NY Louis Lee Seng Seyhan Oktay Senler Good Samaritan Hospital Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Phoenix, AZ Louisville, KY Elizabeth Bailey Shelton Alben B. Shockley Louisville Affiliated Hospitals St. Mary’s Hospital Louisville, KY Evansville, IN Keith M. Shonnard Aba Marie Simmonds Tripler Army Hospital Univ. of Medicine of New Jersey Honolulu, Hl Newark, NJ Dennis Clayton Simms Michael E. Simons Portsmouth Naval Hospital Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Portsmouth, VA Louisville, KY Mark Glendeaux Smith Pamela Beth Smith Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Riverside Hospital Louisville, KY Newport News, VA Laura Ann Spalding Bruce Tyler Spears Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Arizona Affiliated Hospitals Louisville, KY Tucson, AZ ; i f q a | i Kathy Renee Spears Ronald Louis Spears, Jr. Indiana Univ. Medical Center Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Indianapolis, IN Louisville, KY R. Duff Sprawls Matthew Alan Stiles South Florida Affiliated Hospitals Pitt County Memorial Hospital Tampa, FL Greenville, NC Barbara Ebel Talwar Janet Elizabeth Taylor Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Miriam Hospital Louisville, KY Providence, Rl Suzanne Schmied Thompson Paul Kirk Tichenor Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Univ. Health Center of Pittsburgh Louisville, KY Pittsburgh, PA Robert Michael Tuttle John U. Varga Eisenhower Army Medical Center Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Ft. Gordon, GA Louisville, KY Carolyn S. Watson Charles D. Webb Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Louisville, KY Louisville, KY Karen Jane Wheeler Mark R. Wheeler Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Louisville, KY Louisville, KY Alan Bryant Whitehouse Medical College of Georgia Augusta, GA NOT PICTURED John T. Blodgett Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Louisville, KY Samuel Keith Kelley New England Medical Center Boston, MA Donna Faye Sadler Louisville Affiliated Hospitals Louisville, KY Robert C. Hoskins St. Mary’s Hospital Evansville, IN Joseph Kline, Jr. Cincinnati Affiliated Hospitals Cincinnati, OH Robert L. Thompson, III 37 PRIZES AND AWARDS The Merck Manual Awards Marshall Craig Hall Scott David Kuiper John Eric Lindner The Dr. Norvin Green Memorial Award Kevin Edward Burton The American Medical Women’s Association Steven J. Kamber Scholastic Achievement Award Terri L. Jaggers Scholastic Achievement Citations Mary Lee Bouldin Jane Ellen Brooks Nancy Edwards Lisa Michelle Daniel Tracey Suzanne Corey The Alpha Omega Alpha Special Recognition Award The. Dr. S. Spafford Ackerly Award Laura Ann Spalding The Dr. William Hamilton Long Memorial Award Daryl Verne Rampton The Kentucky Academy of Family Physicians Award Herby Glenn Hay, Jr. The Lemmon Award in Family Practice Matthew Alan Stiles The. Dr. Parish B. Cleveland Achievement Award Laura Ann Spalding The Louisville Pediatric Society Award Nancy Edwards The Senior Award in Clinical Anatomy Keith M. Shonnard The Dr. Samuel S. Gordon Award Pamela Beth Smith The Dr. Morris Newberg Scholarship Award Bruce Tyler Spears The Upjohn Achievement Award Michael E. Simons The Dr. George I. Uhde Award for Excellence in Otolaryngology Alan Bryant Whitehouse The Dr. William M. Christopherson Society Award Marie Agnes Herrmann The Peter K. Knoefel Award in Pharmacology Dennis Clayton Simms The Kentucky Medical Insurance Company Award Tracey Suzanne Corey The Tim Lee Carter Award Robert Michael Tuttle The Dr. George P. Caldwell Award Keith M. Shonnard The Dr. Presley F. Martin Memorial Award Mary Spelman Sciutto The Lange Medical Publications Awards Dennis Clayton Simms Bruce Tyler Spears The Ishiyaku EuroAmerica, Inc. Piccin Nuova Libraria Book Award Ann Carlton Richardson Mark Glendeaux Smith The Student Affairs Award The Omicron Delta Kappa Award The Dean's Award for Scholarship CLASS OF 1987 HONORS SUMMA CUM LAUDE Ralph Lee Cox Terri L. Jaggers Keith M. Shonnard Michael E. Simons MAGNA CUM LAUDE Mary Lee Bouldin Jane Ellen Brooks Marshall Craig Hall John Eric Linder Dennis Clayton Simms CUM LAUDE Lisa Marie Cipolla Robert Michael Tuttle Alan Bryant Whitehouse CLASS OFFICERS PRESIDENT Donald James Metry, Jr. VICE PRESIDENT Alan Bryant Whitehouse SECRETARY Tamara James TREASURER Matthew Alan Stiles PHI KAPPA PHI Marl Lee Bouldin Jane Ellen Brooks Ralph Lee Cox Lisa Michelle Daniel Nancy Edwards Marshall Craig Hall Terri L. Jaggers Scott David Kuiper John Eric Lindner Keith M. Shonnard Dennis Clayton Simms Michael Simons Robert Michael Tuttle ALPHA OMEGA ALPHA Lisa Marie Cipolla Tracey Sudanne Corey Ralph Lee Cox Lisa Michelle Daniel Nancy Edwards Marshall Craig Hall Terri L. Jaggers Whitney Fox Jones Mark Brumleve Juckett Daniel Joseph Kennedy Scott David Kuiper John Eric Lindner Ann Carlton Richardson Jeffrey Bryant Richardson Keith M. Shonnard Dennis Clayton Simms Michael E. Simons Mark Glendeaux Smith Bruce Tyler Speras Paul Kirk Tichenor Robert Michael Tuttle WHO’S WHO Terri L. Jaggers Keith M. Shonnard 39 I'd rather be on Trauma. THOSE AMAZING FACULTY ANIMALS!!! Quit praying! We passed! % THE END OF THE LINE! There’s my name! Do you have any idea where the sweat is running? Our infamous dean GRADUATION AT LAST 41 Happy Graduates! Madisonville bound! Hallelujah! | got my first choice! We have contracts! It’s PARTY TIME! SSL” ae 6 eS See Georgetown to Louisville to wherever at aie ai. 5 es Ae Se. an Hey, Dudes, we matched. You mean that we finally get paid! Match Day brought a myriad of emotions. My dad and | are going to Northern KY for F.P. Where are you and your mom going? SENIOR SKITS Sehan Reagan offers C. J. and Whit the same amount of aid as his brother does — NONE. The operators The Band Our own Dr. Porno, Duff M.U.S.H. — the next best thing to the real 4077 ) Sam and Karen deliver the incredible sentence on DUK for being ‘‘the only Doctor worse than C. J. Louis.’’ He is BANNED FROM HIS OWN VA. | The Bangles sing about Manic Call Nights. Go Go Surgeons? EDIC+AID °87 47 Denny gives his prize winning lecture on financial aid. Kathy Spears portrays the agony of a third year student learning that all important lesson: ‘‘The Vets (below) never give the same history twice!” “Cuttin’ Boy?” Sharon jousts the dragons of the third and fourth year: SECRETARIES. MEDIC AID FASHION SHOW Po Wt Baby makers, baby catchers or both? Prairie Docs? Aspiring zit poppers! Help! Fashionable Internists How did those kids get in the show? Well-dressed Surgeons Well prepared ER Docs Well rested Anesthesiologists. SENIOR WEEK PICNIC . =) eae A ee Sa i Ligon eke : (Ns 3 ¢ Bae % We happily donned our short coats for the last time. ‘ . ie Chippendale’s newest recruit Boz slams home a burnt offering. The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly (in no certain order) ... and a good time was had by all ata : ie ‘ Ox STRAC SE fi : please. ’ Pass the biscuits Fred and date 3. Only you can stop forest fires © E — (S) ae 3 © = fe) 7) © % i) — D ,] S John and Dean enjoy a hike in the Gorge. a a BIGGEST! Know what | mean, Vern? Rare photo footage! Hey Mon! Dennis and the 1987 Caduceus Bow! Champs! Brotherly Love You want me to do what! 7 Sua SN True Love. True Friends. True Roommates! “Deb, what are you doing to Alben?”’ Traci and Keith enjoy the Belle of Louisville Cruise as Fred entertains. David and Alben used the scientific Bporoact! Jeff used the studious approach. Don (+$800.00 for the day) used the right approach. Karen, Denise and the dept. of Anesthesiology. ; Jane and Denny with winning smiles. ore Re ay First place? Yeah, that’s the ticket! Of course, we are the best. Dave, that is not Linda. Is this the putter? 3 ur FinalExam... 56 sii e4y Fad j | « t Four Musketeers or Mouseketeers? ... then | bogeyed 6 and doubled on 7 A Motley Crew! What a Putt! A GOLF SCRAMBLE 57 DOCTORS’ BALL A High Fashion Affair David's idea of good, clean fun. Beth and Steve Lisa and Who? i” New tux, new shoes Ww (eo) 4 = n ac O be oO Oo ja) 10} Zz 2 ce) Should | have worn white? Not all lawyers are bad. Feed the bird! SPENCER ER COUNTY} RHG The Sportsman. The Gambler. The Doctor. Future Pediatricians unite. Nancy Edwards Glen instructs George and Jay in proper beer-drinking technique. Sheryl doesn't look like she is going home alone tonight. Andre, Jeff and Doug form the base The Steves, Terry and Vince show a gleaming face Jhyoti, Leslie and Francis make up the center And Ann starts to toss her dinner lam not man | am animal The Makk Slogan 62 Future AMA President Bill Short shows his casual party look. i HAVING A BALL Ag CABAL Terry, Steve, and Jeff raise a toast to the greater things in life. Biggs and Besold are smiling because they know — that there is certainly no shortage of men at this party. Freshmen debate the virtues of KCH’s McDonalds. Dale displays an egg-salad grin of satisfaction. Tom flags down the ice cream man and Bill freezes. Dennis explains how Anatomy made him a vegetarian. Tunafish BEFORE Anatomy 64 =] seer ca stew with a side of lard fries. Kathy and Debbie joke to themselves, “I'll take a pectoralis on rye.” AAAS This year’s wildest couple shares a granola bar lunch. Brother Craig downs a crock of beef Nothing but Pierre for Cohen, Makk and Makk! 65 66 Bill, Sheri, Steve, Frances, Alan, and Makk forego life’s worries and take a walk on the wild side. casual look that can seduce any babe around. Doug Delafield sprouts his anamalous appendage whenever the smell of beer enters the local air. Some people, like partyman Mike Zolkiewicz need only their own face to start a rowdy time. AMES TL dda LOUBEES Stn) As usual, Amy Burrows arrives at the party an hour late, but with the most fashionable date. Glen pretends to look away while caught in “Seduce Mode’”’ as he puts it to innocent Ann. Kip and Bill display the far-eastern art of balloon hanging during a unit lab get-together. DERBY D Theresa Heger takes a break from the infield chaos and prepares to take on the beer wagons. Amy Burrows sports a keen pair of sunglasses as she dips her paws into the Doritoes again. All things aside, Derby can be realized for thievery as this rogue attempts to free $2.00 Jeff McGinnis pops the top on a 68 cold one — his best bet today. , ¥ a Mary Ann Wilkerson sings her favorite Broadway tune and Tom Richardson attempts to escape the melody in his sound chamber. Pat Franke likes the name of horsey number 3 in the upcoming race. A classy group of racegoers show that there is life below the boxseats. INFIELD 87 69 As the sun wanes near the end of a day, the labs become empty as the volleyball court becomes full. TIME OFF FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR L we These fellows prove that strength and beauty are not Leah nudges her honeybunch to warm herself. partners and can seldom be found together. | 70 i Jeff, Bill, and Andy get a kick out of Tom’s robust chest. Bob, Steve, Sheri, and Ken prepare for a round of early spring golf. Mike Eden backhands with the best. Jackie Dean, Gretchan Cole, and Sheryl Sprawls make a point of it to enjoy the finer things in life like ‘‘yachting.”’ 71 Some people just appear more fashionable than others. Derek and Corey define coolness for us. The medical school’s greatest secret — Bill Smock is really Chris Elliott doing a Late Night feature on medical school immorality in today’s finer institutions. ae Joe and Tom pose for Land’s End cover. Hulk Hogan appears for the Tom Calton 72 look-alike contest. Dale questions the morality of life. Jan describes the size of Bill Smock’s head. | am not a man, | am an animal. — The Makk Slogan ‘2 wey Ew Steve applies the choke hold to an escaping Frances. g a 5 ‘oe . = eS all This man knows no boundary to his mind. 73 Mary Groot slices her cake as she celebrates a happy 18th! Jan and her hubby Mike waltz away into the night. = - Vincent shows his GQ style and Tom mistimes the game-winning spike. Doug flexes and serves his famous moonball. Phil and Sheryl split a pimento cheese sandwich and discuss tongue anatomy. See what pulling back the admission age does! 75 Yi Yi, Jackie, and Leah are unlike the typical med student — they dine nitely at the Bristol. THERE IS NO HEADLINE Mike tries to glare down his opponent in tennis. ee ZTE “a Sometimes there is nothing better in life to do a than sit back and enjoy the scenery. 76 Doug Delafield, Kip Goh, and Bill Smock celebrate the occasion of Doug’s first time in a suit. TO THESE PAGES .. . OK? Amy Larsen shows the crowd that she remembered to brush today. 7 ’ No need for entertainment — we have our own Motley Crue appearing daily. 77 First Year ABC’s A is for Amy always the sport. B is for Bill coming up Short. . C is for Cadaver, having a ball. D is for Derby, the best party of all. a a E is for eating right before Gross. 78 F is for Freshmen really the most. G is for gathering, late in the day. H is for high, during volleyball play. | is for imitate with wit so snappy. J is for Jay the original Mr. Happy. ae aE 5 : - a e K is for Korey, spelt all wrong. L is for laughter, at a funny song. 79 M is for macho like Utah Tom. N is for No School and no physio-bomb. « ae ee O is for obnoxious, the way boys can be. “ aha ee RE Oe OLOGICAL S OF SEVERE Hay (OME BY NA. C PATRICK MCGRAW. Nu, DEPT OF NEUROSURGE MARQUITA 4 HAN Q is for Queen Sheryl ULMSA’s first gal. one R is for research, academia’s favorite pal. 80 W is for Waizerhofer try giving that a spell. V is for Venita maiden so fair. a‘ U is for unusual, quite a homely pair. zt @ X is for expressions and what they tell. Z is for Zolkiewicz the transcribe king! Y is for youth, awaiting the golden ring. 81 | . this ttt CADAVER BALL Alan Whitehouse just smiles; he never could really sing. Kelly Rhodes can’t decide whether to go long on surgery or short on medicine. The C.C. Express makes her stop at Seth’s station. Directly below — ‘If she drinks enough, maybe she'll think I’m Steve.” On the next page, several candid sophomores smile for the biannual night out on the Cadaver Ball town. epee aT hte Ga rm) = je) = o ‘= S _ o re) ° fea S = © a. O x uw r= ® sc Left top — Lifelong roommates huddle up for their gameplan on life. Brian Murphy finds a nurse for keeps. Jill exclaims — ‘‘l don’t know Dan, it could be a humongous booger.”’ Backless dresses for frontless women. 87 Part One. Jerry Ford attempts to raise a crowd of cadavers. ® = eo) — a O = ne) is ) ® ue) ® — -_ (= O = ® ” = (2) mR © Ss =) a Oo _— a x that life is not over after the National Alan and Tracy share their last dance. Boards At left The whole gang masquerades and commits evil acts of debauchery on All Hallow’s Eve at Dave's. fj Big Bernie has his pick of the litter: Four ferocious females for his favorite fetishes. Pat makes a complete boob of himself. 90 John Wilding sticks someone else’s foot in his mouth for once. Julia, Julia, and John have a jovial and joking time. Brogli and Barret long to be hippies, no where to go and lost in the sixties. Wilding never leaves a party without getting his piece of daily meat. Pebble’s pork will have to do. 91 Unforgettable Quotes From the Preclinical Years | It wikl go away, provided it doesn't Rill you ,rrst. -Dn. Sonnengekd 20 mg of Lasix would make a turnip pee. | -Dn. Garrison I sometimes find it difficult to decide just how much useless information to give you. -Dnr. Moore The epididymis 45 in neality a long, Long, Long piece of macaront. -Fraitz Hilton PhD A paramecium makes a great pet 44 you Live in a smakl apartment and own a microscope. -Dn. Reid You will not see this vessek in your dissection just develop an appreciation for its Location (ie 4t will be on the practical) -Anon 'I6' 46 the middke word of Le. -Steve Haering cAN KG BBY Women, as a rule, don't get prostatic cancer. -Dr. Christopherson rae REED © Gert Courtship 4s not a national process. When given the choice between boredom and panic, opt for panic. -Dnr. flampe I be OK, he be dead. -Dn. Nichols SS wSSSSS =, i} iw 2 KRUPP, CROCKETT, and TUBBS. Another sold out Pathology lecture — Medical Vice. Empty heads or empty seats? Stephanie pays for Ben’s favors; everyone has their turn at the other side of a dollar bill. Martha Lee is user friendly. Well, only a little byte. 93 BEANS ae . } — Tn a= a Wa � = Teresa Keeling! Does your mom know where your hand is? Diligent Derek bones up on his pelvic exam. = ry Joe demonstrates apneustic breathing for one of 4 Willard Scott's birthday girls. “Step into my office ...” Jill Williams gives her hand a workout in the men’s room. 95 SOPHS LEARN TO PLAY THE GAME. Yogi lives by his motto — ‘‘Shoot for fast women with beautiful asses” Denny’s new med school recruit — PERVIS WILSON. Laslo, Peter, Dan, Mark, and Jill — THE SNOW BUNNIES! 96 Chan?! Far iE Dan McMillan shows his Seven-Eleven style to the voting women of the Men of ULSM calendar. Johnny Williams prefers Head when playing with girls Is Stacy Travis really that short, or did they from the sophomore class. - raise the volleyball net again? The sophomores score for the soccer team. ‘SMi 98 Asking thes e guys to straighten up and pose for ... 1s like giving candy to a baby. a picture... Margaret Broadbent volunteers for the unit lab breast exam. A match made in heaven or Teresa proves — ‘‘Good things come in small packages” Personally Paula, | would have waited until MD was past 2B. Bill points out the merits of aerobic exercise .. . but Karen does not buy it. 99 ie Be q —_— a ' PAR RG ? Pest be at RA OK, that’s a good trick, but now try to do it with Craig Deweese and Mark Barret, down some your legs. brews and grin and bear it. a ee : “ Nad OK Pat, So what is everyone else planning on eating? 100 e THE DRS. GOODBODIES BIFF BUTLER, ATTORNEY AT MEDICINE. TRAVIS, DISCOVERING HIS OPPOSABLE THUMB. “GRADY, THERE’S A WORM IN MY APPLE” 101 j ¢4 FETAL DISTRESS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER. B.J.C. INONE OF HIS MORE COMICAL MOODS. ‘ YOU GOT WHAT ON YOUR BOARDS? NO MATTER HOW YOU DISGUISE HIM, HE’S STILL THE DUDE! 102 Grady Pare, living member of the donor recipient program. sett a __ Craig Deweese — caught in the act. Gena, caught while CHOWING. ll § “So, looking for a 1967, two-door Fairlane? Maybe | can help.” Xk Six sneaky snackers scarf some supper. Colonel Williams knows how to baste a mean bird. 103 THE 1986-87 AD ASTRA STAFF Terry Austin Cohen, Production Editor Tracy Rae McCubbin, Managing Editor Ralph Lee Cox, Seniors Editor PHOTOGRAPHY Tracy McCubbin Terry Cohen | David Overstreet | Julia Brogli Tim Roedig | Carolyn Biggs Amy Burrows Michaela Besold James P. Richart Sheryl Sprawls All others unnamed PRODUCTION Tracy McCubbin Ralp Lee Cox Terry Cohen Angela Duff Sheryl Sprawls Clay Ballantine GRATITUDE TO... Dean Donald Kmetz Dean Leah Dickstein Jo Spencer Student Affairs Office Hugh Black Robby in the photo dept. Due to circumstances beyond our control, the 1986-87 AD ASTRA staff would like to apologize for the scarcity of representation of the Class of 1988; no stated photographers or production managers came forward from the Class of 1988 as was requested in an annual letter to the class presidents. For this, we are truly sorry. 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