University of Louisville - Thoroughbred Yearbook (Louisville, KY)

Text from Pages 1 - 246 of the 1912 volume:

ss 7 See a be aes, mee = 5 eet 3 ? a % ie Be mete Re, o =a See ee : . ae 2 x vy Ww The COLONEL Published by the Seniors of the University of Louisville Louisville, Kentucky MCMXII . Volume TV BO: DOCTOR WILLIAM EH). GRANT DEAN OF THE MEDICAL DEPARTMENT we offectionately dedicnte this volume, in gratefu l recognition of his efficient service to the ; : Aniversity of Lonisnille MAVALVOES Lf) 3 3 |} all) PORTRAIT BY MRS. ELIZABETH BREWER WILLIAM E. GRANT, M.D. 179651 WILLIAM EDWARD GRANT, M. D. Dr. W. Ed. Grant was born in Louisville. Spent most of his early life in Boone County, Kentucky. He was educated at Georgetown College, Kentucky, and Miami University, Ohio. Graduated in medicine from Jefferson Medical College in 1886, and has since that time practiced medicine continuously in this city. He has been a teacher in a medical college ever since his graduation, teaching Physiology, Anatomy and Medical Life Insurance. Is at present, Dean of the University of Louisville and Professor of Medical Life Insurance. He has been actively engaged in Life Insurance work for a quarter of a century. Is now Medical Director of the Central Life Insurance Company, and President of the American Association of Medical Examiners. Dr. Grant is at present Health Officer of the city of Louis- ville, and has arranged a practical course of health office work for senior students of the University of Louisville; the hours of instruction at the Health Office are from 9 a. m. to 1 p. m. Greetings B. F. RUNYON Out of our love for our Alma Mater and as a tribute to the delightful comrade- ship that has pervaded the student body, we have paused just long enough from the pursuit of our studies to produce this volume. ‘True, in times gone by, there have been wars and wars among the clans that constitute this body, all serving in the end, but the further to cement the ties which make us one. We have worked and played. And now, as one by one we bid adieu to each other—to our teachers we hope that now and in the years to come an inspection of this book will elicit many a smile or pleasant recollection, that might otherwise be covered by the dust of other things. As we journey on toward the river Styx, if in the end we have added to the sum total of pleasure, of joy and of mirth, we will not have lived in vain. Readers all, our work is in your hands. We present it respectfully hopefully, and only ask that in formu- lating whatever opinions you may pro- nounce upon it, you will be governed by what has given you pleasure, rather than by its all too evident faults. BOARD OF DIRECTORS JOHN D. ALLEN Chairman Medical Representatives DR. WILLIAM E. GRANT W. B. WHITE Pak. PIERSON WALTER COX G. F. JONES G. L. DYER Literary Representatives DR. E. C. PERROW MISS LOUISE SHELLEY MISS LOUISE EAGER Law Representatives S. H. MCMEEKIN W. D. McELHINNY ae EDITORIAL STAFF BRYCE F. RUNYON Editor-in-Chief MISS LOUISE SHELLEY Associate Editor, Liberal Art Department W. D. McELHINNY Associate Editor, Law Department MISS RUTH E. TERRY Literary Editor MISS VIOLA HEFFERNAN Social Editor W. L: PECK Clubs and Organizations A. J. GUERINOT Fraternity Editor MISS ADELINE HEINZ Art Editor Ay LE. BASS Athletic Editor S. H. MCMEEKIN Photographic Editor C. B. BARD Associate Photographic Editor a BUSINESS STAFF [shoe Sel NL SN Business Manager RUDOLPH DUENWEG Assistant Business Manager W. D. McELHINNY Assistant in Law Department MISS VIOLA HEFFERNAN Assistant in Academic Department E. McD. TRABUE Assistant in Sophomore (Medical) Class G.-C. LYONS Assistant in Freshman (Medical) Class C. EWERS Assistant in Freshman (Medical) Class ASSISTANTS TO THE STAFFS T. M. DORSEY Assistant to the Literary Editor E. B. RIDER Assistant to the Literary Editor JAMES HEADLEY Assistant to the Literary Editor G. C. MORRISON Assistant to the Social Editor MISS R. E. TERRY Assistant to the Editor of Clubs and Organizations E. T. SELLERS Assistant to the Social Editor W. J. McCRANN Assistant to the Social Editor F. K. BLAIR Assistant to the Fraternity Editor M. L. CLARK Assistant to the Fraternity Editor S. H. McMEEKIN Assistant to the Photograph Editor H. W. GINGLES Assistant to the Fraternity Editor E. A. WALKER Assistant to the Fraternity Editor JOSEPH C. SLAUGHTER Assistant to the Editor of Clubs and Organizations Cc. A. HAMMER Assistant to the Photograph Editor G. E. MOWRER Assistant to the Photograph Editor MISS ADELINE HEINZ Assistant to the Athletic Editor L. E. DOWNS Assistant to the Art Editor MISS CATHARINE SIGLER Assistant to the Art Editor JAMES SWEENEY Assistant to the Athletic Editor LENORA JOHNSTON Assistant to Literary Editor 14 The Colonel FACULTY J. Morrison Ray, M. D. C. W. Ketry, M. D., C. M. Professor of Diseases of Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat Professor of Anatomy SAMUEL G. DaBney, M. D. IsaporE N. Bioom, A. B., M. D. Professor of Diseases of Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat Professor of Cutaneous, Venereal and Genito- Urinary Diseases. W. B. Douerty, M. D. Professor of Obstetrics , WitiiaM O. Roperts, M. D. J. GARLAND SHERRILL, A. M., M. D. Professor of Surgery and Clinical Surgery Professor of Surgery and Clinical Surgery 4 ? EpWARD SPEIDEL, M. D. CASEI NEE Satin Professor of Obstetrics Professor of Hygiene and Preventive Medicine Louts Frank, M. D. J. M. Bopryg, M. D., LL. D. Professor of Abdominal Surgery and Gynecology Professor of Anatomy and President of the Faculty CUTHBERT THompson, M. D. cs . Dyatoce 3 “ No - Pp Apotpx O. Princst, M. D. Adjunct Professor of Mental and Nervous Diseases Professor of Diseases of Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat i : GRANVILLE S. HANEs, M. D. Ropert N. Miter, B. S., LL. B. Professor of Diseases of the Rectum Professor of Constitutional Law, Sales and ae ae ’ Joun G. CeciL, B. S., M. D. Negotiable Instruments st : oe Professor of Principles of Medicine and Joun Patrerson, A. M., M. Lrr., LL. D. Clinical Medicine Professor of Greek Puitie F, Barsour, A. M., M. D. Hucu N. LEAVELL, M. D Professor of Pediatrics Professor of Materia Medica, Therapeutics and CHARLES W. Hipsirtt, A. B., M. D. Pharmacology Professor of Gynecology Miss Mary EvizaBeTH MORGAN Secretary to the Dean 16 The Colonel FACULTY WitiiaM H. WatTHEN, A. M., M. D., LL. D. Professor of Abdominal Surgery and Gynecology Vircit E. Srvpson, A. B., M. D. Professor of Materia Medica, Therapeutics and Pharmacology WiLuiaM A. JENKrNs, A. M., M. D. Professor of Medicine and Clinical Medicine J. J. Moren, M. D. Adjunct Professor of Mental and Nervous Diseases H. Horace Grant, A. M., M. D. Professor of Surgery and Clinical Surgery GEORGE A. HENDON, M. D. Professor of Principles and Practice of Surgery and Clinical Surgery Harry A. Davipson, B. S., M. D. Adjunct Professor of Pediatrics WILLIAM CHEATHAM, M. D. Professor of Diseases of the Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat L. S. McMurtry, A. M., M. D., LL. D. Professor of Abdominal Surgery and Gynecology BERNARD AsMaAN, A. M., M. D. Professor of Diseases of the Rectum JoserH H. Patuaway, M. D. Professor of Anatomy IRVIN ABELL, A. B., M. D. Professor of Principles and Practice of Surgery and Clinical Surgery B. F. ZIMMERMAN, A. B., M. D. Professor of Principles and Practice of Medicine and Neurology Tuomas K. VANZanpT, A. B., M. D. Adjunct Professor of Obstetrics JoserH B. Marvin, B.S., M. D., LL. D. Professor of Medicine and Neurology WIittiaAM E. Grant, M. D. Professor of Medical Life Insurance and Medical Economics Joun R. WaTHEN, M. D. Professor of Principles and Practice of Surgery WuuiaM C. Ducan, M. D. Professor of Surgery and Clinical Surgery 18 The Colonel FACULTY STEPHEN C. Quinsy, M. D. Clinical Assistant of Gynecology and Abdominal Surgery Louis Srrr, S. B., S. M., Pu. D. Professor of Mathematics James S. BLACKWELL, A. B., A. M., Pu. D. Professor of Latin and Romance Languages Emmet F. Horne, M. D. Assistant to the Chairs of Surgery, Abdominal Surgery and Gynecology Eckart Von WALTHER, A. B., A. M., LL. D. Registrar, Professor of History Warwick M. ANDERSON, S. B. Professor of Physics JOHN P. GRANT Professor of Music A. LEE Eppy, M. D. Professor of Biology G. L. Sprttman, A. M. Professor of French and German M. A. CALDWELL, A. M. Professor of Philosophy, Psychology and Soctology C. B. Seymour, DEAN LL. B., University of Louisville; Professor of Equity: Judge of Moot Court Epna DOLFINGER Instructor in Art E. C. PERROwW Professor of English LEON PATTERSON LEwts, Esq. J. D., Chicago University; Late Instructor of Law, Leland Stanford, Jr., University; Professor of Mercantile Law of Torts and Damages, Real Property Percy N. Bootn, Esq. A. M., LL. B., Harvard University; Professor of Law of Domestic Relations and Corporations ALEX G. Barret, Esq. A. M., LL. B., Harvard University; Professor of Law of Pleading and Practise, Wills ARTHUR B. BENSINGER, EsQ. LL. B., University of Louisville; Late Assistant City Attorney of Louisville; Professor of Law of Contracts, Sales and Evidence Sp0- 69 ACh, % ” Ue 1 '¥ : 4 - : ly oe The Colonel , FACULTY J. Rowan Morrison, M. D. Adjunct Professor of Medicine and Clinical Medicine GEORGE B. JENKINs, M. D. Professor of Anatomy WituiaM C. Waite, M. D. Assistant to the Chair of Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat HERBERT BRONNER, A. B., B. S., M. D. Adjunct Professor of Venereal, Cutaneous and Genito- Urinary Diseases Davin C. Morton, A. B., M. D. Assistant to the Chair of Medicine and Clinical Medicine A. Harris KELLy, A. B., M. D. Professor of Medical Jurisprudence and Toxicology LEE Kann, M. D. Adjunct Professor of Surgery LunsForp M. Tuompson, M. D. Assistant to the Chair of Diseases of the Rectum J. H. Hunnicurt, M. D. Assistant to the Chair of Pediatrics Geo. A. Ropertson, M. D. Assistant to the Chair of Diseases of the Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat Epwin T. Bruce, M. D. Assist ant to the Chair of Pediatrics W. Barnet? Owen, A. B., M. D. Assistant in Gynecology and Abdominal Surgery SEIGEL C. FRANKEL, M. D. Assistant in Medicine and Clinical Medicine Joun W. Herm, M. D. Assistant in Surgery and Clinical Surgery CHARLES J. RosENHAM, M. D. Assistant in Cutaneous, Venereal and Genito- Urinary Diseases Harvey P. Barrett, A. B., M. D. Assistant in Pathology and Bacteriology J. B. Lukens, M. D. Adjunct Professor of Obstetrics C. G. Forsee, M. D. Adjunct Professor of Surgery Beate 22 The Colonel FACULTY HEMAN Humpurey, M. D. Adjunct Professor of Anatomy JESSE Simpson, M. D. Adjunct Professor of Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat Epwarb B. Ricuey, B. O., A. B., M. D. Adjunct Professor to the Chair of Clinical Medicine ELMER LEE HENDERSON, M. D. Anesthetist to the Department of General Surgery Cart Grant, M. D. Assistant to the Chair of Medical Life Insurance and Medical Economics CarL WEIDNER, JR., M. D. Adjunet Professor in Microscopy and Clinical Pathology R. Hays Davis, M. D. Professor of Pathology E. C. REpmon, M. D. Adjunct Professor of Materia Medica, Therapeutics and Pharmacology J. T. Ewine, A. B., M. D. Adjunct Professor of Physiology O. C, Cook, M. D. Adjunct Professor to Chair of Clinical Medicine Isaac LEDERMAN, A. B., M. D. Professor of Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat T. M. Dorsey, B. S. Assistant to Physiological Laboratory FRANK W. FLEISCHAKER, Pu. G., M. D. Adjunct Professor of Medicine and Clinical Medicine Cuas. H. Wuitiatcnu, M. D. Adjunct Professor of Surgery HERBERT Parsons, M. D. Adjunct Professor of Surgery C. B. SpaLpIineG, A. B., M. D. Adjunet Professor of Surgery WituiaAmM H. CoLteman, A. B., M. D. Adjunct Professor of Obstetrics Cuas, Lucas, M. D. Adjunct Professor of Gastro-Intestinal Diseases “OATH OF HIPPOCRATES’”’ I SWEAR by Apollo, the physician, by Aesculapius, by Hygeia, by Panacea, and by all the gods and goddesses, calling them to wit- ness that, according to my ability and judgment, | will in every par- ticular keep this my oath and covenant: To regard him who teaches this art equally with my parents, to share my substance, and, if he be in need, to relieve his necessities; to regard his offspring equally with my brethren; and to teach his art if they shall wish to learn it, without fee or stipulation; to impart a knowledge by precept, by lecture, and by every other mode of instruction to my sons, to the sons of my teacher, and to pupils who are bound by stipulation and oath, according to the law of medicine, but to no other. I WILL USE that regimen which, according to my ability and judgment, shall be for the welfare of the sick, and | will refrain from that which shall be baneful and injurious. If any shall ask of me a drug to produce death, | will not give it, nor will I suggest such coun- sel. In like manner | will not give a woman a destructive pessary. WITH PURITY and holiness will I watch closely my life and my art. I will not cut a person who is suffering from a stone, but will give way to those who are practitioners in this work. Into what- ever houses I shall enter, I will go to aid the sick, abstaining from every voluntary act of injustice and corruption, and from lascivious- ness with women or men—free or slaves. WHATEVER in the life of men I shall see or hear in my practice, or without my practice, which should not be made public, this will I hold in silence, believing that such things should not be spoken. WHILE I keep this, my oath, inviolate and unbroken, may it be granted to me to enjoy life and my art, forever honored by all men; but should I by transgression violate it, be mine the reverse. JUDGE C. B. SEYMOUR DEAN OF THE LAW DEPARTMENT VIVANT DECANI! WILLIAM E. GRANT, M. D. DEAN OF THE MEDICAL DEPARTMENT JOHN PATTERSON, A. M., M. Litt., LL. -D. DEAN OF COLLEGE OF LIBERAL ARTS Iu Memory of 0. CO. Evans, A. B. Former Bean of Medical Department ...Died November 5, 1911... Iu Memory of Hudge WU. O. Harris Former Dean of Lam Department ... Died July G, 1911... The Colonel 27 HISTORY AND RECORD OF LAW DEPARTMENT HE Law Department of the University of Louisville was organized in the fall of 1846, and has held its sessions continuously since that time. It began with a corps of three Professors—Henry Pirtle, Garnett Duncan and Preston L. Loughborough. The building on the southeast corner of Ninth and Chestnut was erected with the intention of being used as a suitable building for the Law Department and for an Academic Department, which it was then expected would be established; but the Academic Department did not materialize until the fall of 1908. The sessions of the Law Department were originally five months in length, closing in February, and so it continued for some forty years; afterward they were lengthened to seven-month sessions. In 1881 the Faculty was reduced to a single member, William Chenault, who conducted the school until 1884, when the faculty was filled up to the old number of three and so continued until 1908. In 1908 three new chairs were added to the Faculty so that now six professors are in charge of the institution. Its professors since its foundation have been as follows: Henry Pirtle Henry J. Stites W. O. Harris Garnett Duncan Bland Ballard Charles B. Seymour Preston S, Loughborough Thomas E. Bramlette George DuRelle. Ephraim M. Ewing James S. Pirtle Leon P, Lewis James Prior Horatio W. Bruce Arthur B. Bensinger James Speed William Chenault Alex G. Barret John Preston Henry C. Pindell Robert M. Barret Horatio Simrall Rozel Weissinger Percy N. Booth Peter B. Muir Emmet Field Of those who were professors prior to 1886, Judge P. B. Muir and James S. Pirtle alone survive. Probably the oldest alumnus now living is Colonel R. T. Durrett, one of the best known citizens of Louisville. Many of the greatest statesmen and lawyers of Kentucky have been graduates of the school. ° Among the prominent members of the Louisville Bar, who have been members of the school were Rozel Weissinger, George M. Davie and James P. Helm. The building at Ninth and Chestnut was found too large for the Law School and so it was occupied for many years by the Louisville Male High School, the Law School being removed to rented quarters in Court Place. About 1905 the Law Department took possession of the old building, and continued to hold sessions there until 1908, when it moved to its present quarters on the University grounds on Broadway between First and Second Streets. It has so happened that five of the professors on the present Faculty have each served for more than twenty years, averaging a service of twenty-four years among them. Inevitably the views of these five men have had much to do with the development of the school. While their colleagues were men very highly experienced, none of them served for a longer term than eight years. As might be expected their modes of teaching are not so well known among the members of the Kentucky Bar as the method employed by the five who served the longest periods. It has been the standing policy of the school to allow each professor his own mode of instruction. Some have used the text book almost exclusively; others written lectures; other the case method; but every one has constantly used the quiz as a means not only. of imparting instruction, but also of pro- ducing accuracy of thought and disciplined attention among the pupils. The Law Department is about to enter the seventy-seventh year of its public service with good prospects of continuing in active usefulness for years to come. 28 | _ The Colonel CHANCELLOR HENRY PIRTLE By JupGE JAMEs S. PIRTLE ENRY PIRTLE was the first Dean of the Faculty of the Law Department of the Uni- versity of Louisville. The other professors at the opening of the Law School, in October 1846, were Garnett Duncan and Preston S. Loughborough, who remained in the Faculty a few years. Professor Pirtle continued in the chair of Equity Jurisprudence, Consti- tutional Law, and Mercantile Law to the end of his life, on March 28, 1880, in his eighty- second year, for the last six years as Emeritus Professor. The Law School prospered from the beginning and gained strength from year to year until 1861, when the young men of the country became engaged in more exciting pursuits than the study of the law—Inter arma silent leges. The students came to Louisville from many of the Southern States, and from Illinois, Indiana, Missouri and Kentucky; some from more distant States. The fame of Judge Pirtle was carried home by them and influenced other ambitious men to come to the Louisville Law School to enjoy the benefit of his great learning, his luminous elucidation of the science of the law, and his enthusiasm for the dignity of the legal profession. His manner of lecturing was his own. He The Colonel ee | . 29 delivered no written out discourses, but from notes, upon pieces of paper, comprehensible to himself, he taught, with profound knowledge, the interpretation of the constitution, twice a month, without a text book. These lectures, about two hours long, were not confined to an examination of decided cases; they embraced the history of liberty in all nations. They were inspired by a devoted patriotism and a generous admiration of the men who founded the government. He discussed the application of the provisions of the Constitution to the existing conditions, and the wise foresight which planned for the future. He laid before his hearers the sources from which American liberty and constitutional provisions sprung, with an ardent eloquence which warmed the minds of his students into a glow of admiration and love of country, which made the subject a delight and its study a pleasure. In his other teaching, eight hours each week, he used Story’s Equity Jurisprudence, Bailments, Bills of Ex- change and Agency, and Smith’s Mercantile Law, as text books, with a lesson of considerable length for each day. The text was read and commented upon, supplemented by an abundance of illustration from other sources, and some questions were asked of the students so that every man took part in the daily work, or was in expectation of being called upon. Judge Pirtle was not a hard task master. He did not enjoy the discomfiture of a student. Indeed it was a common saying that he was never known to let one of his boys in the class make a bad answer to a question. If he found he was questioning one who was ignorant, the matter was passed over by the Professor answering his own inquiry, or put- ting a plain leading question. The Moot Court during the winter months was held at night in the lecture room in the basement of the Court House, at the beginning, afterwards in Court Place where the Annex to the Court House stands, and was usually presided over by Judge Pirtle. It was like other Moot Courts, generally not very much like a real court, but blossoming out sometimes into skill and eloquence—always enlight- ening by the instruction of the presiding Judge. The final examinations for the degree of Bachelor of Laws were conducted by the three Professors at one time, in the evening, sitting around the fire in the lecture room. Three to five students were taken through a scattering course of questioning, which not infrequently produced a debate between the Faculty, of which the students were beneficiaries to the extent of being exempt from further examination, not an unwelcome interruption to them. The relation between Professor Pirtle and his classes was one of intimate friendship; they revered him and confided in him, and he felt an affectionate interest in each of them; while there was profound respect on their part, there was nothing of awe or distance, and this friendship continued through life. The rank of Judge Pirtle as a jurist was with the great scholars and judges of the country. He was with Kent and Story and George Robertson—great judges and teachers. Many of his decisions, as Chancellor of the Louisville Chancery Court for three terms and Judge of the Jefferson Circuit Court, struck out new pathways in the administration of justice and gave him great fame, but he will be best remembered as a teacher of the branches of jurisprudence above mentioned and for the influence he had over the lives of many great lawyers in Kentucky and other States. JUNIOR CLASS ROLL C. W. MORRIS JULIAN BRADBURY DEO; Ws DOYLE, JR. HARRY GRINSTEAD HERMAN LOCK NER ALVIN B. WOLFF EUSTACE WILLIAMS G. J. SMITH AMOS BURT CLELL G. FOWLER ke H. BARKER, [iK. H. C. MORRISON THE JUNIORS NFORTUNATELY for the class spirit of the Junior Branch of the Law Department, most of the members are business men, and the hour and a half during which they are together, affords little opportunity for close friendships and fraternal affection. But, in spite of this, the Juniors are pretty well acquainted with one another, and have, by this time, reached the John and Bill stage at which their colleagues in other departments of the University arrive much earlier in the season. The class has had no occasion to elect officers, but the boys do a lot of barber-shop-chord singing every day before the lecture, and the Juniors have selected a team to debate the Junior Class from the Jefferson School of Law. This debate will be given on the Third of April, and the subject is: ‘‘ Resolved: That all state elective officers shall be nominated by the direct primary.” Although, as has been mentioned, the class represents many vocations and quite a range of ages from eighteen to forty odd, the boys are all jolly good fellows, as one glance at the picture will show. The Juniors are especially proud of the fact that all of them like their professors and the professors seem to have a pretty good opinion of the class. More of the Juniors will be in evidence next year, and we would not be surprised to find a few names on the honor list in the catalog. The Juniors are also experts at bench-carving, and a number of mys- terious designs have appeared on the time (?)-marked seats in the lecture room. Taken as a whole, the Juniors are very much like any other Junior class, but, at any rate, the Uni- versity has in them nothing of which to be ashamed. The Colonel FROM THE LIVES OF ONCE-GREAT MEN By JupGE CHARLES R. MCDOWELL. Man that is born in Kentucky is of few years and full of liquids; He starteth early in search of office and the diligent one getteth there. He buildeth up for himself a machine (At first a little one like a model), And he runneth his machine over all who putteth themselves in his way. He waxeth fat in office and the spoils incident thereto, until by reason of His success and debauch at the public trough he loseth his cunning; He waxeth insolent and intolerant and for a great while puts it all over the Great Common People; by and by the Great Common People rise up and smite him, hip and thigh. He findeth the going heavy—he findeth his tires punctured and unruly members in his machine. He tries to force the going and findeth his machine in the junk heap. He lieth low for a time and trieth to come back, but verily too many are on to his curves. Mightily he striveth, planneth and contriveth, but at last he findeth Out he is a back member that he won't pass on a bargain counter. His thoughts are as gall and wormwood and eat his inwards like canker, but too late, too late. Thereafter he eketh out an existence the bidding unquestionably. he blocketh to himself—he is the scorn of those who once did He hath no place among men and blindly he welcomes the long journey from which no traveler returns. He riseth up in the morning and flourisheth like ragweed but the frosts of Public wrath are upon him, and like the ragweed he is cut down, withereth up and continueth not. NO LAWYERS THERE WHY OLD NICK DOESN’T WANT LAWYERS The devil came to earth one day, And into a courtroom took his way Just as a lawyer, with very grave face, Was proceeding to argue the points in a case. Now a lawyer his majesty never had seen. For to his dominion none ever had been; “Tis the fault of my agents,” his majesty thought, “That none of these lawyers have ever been caught.” And for his own pleasure he had felt a desire To come to earth and the reason to inquire. Now, when the first lawyer had come to a close The counsel opposing him fearlessly rose, And heaped such abuse on the head of the first That he made him a villain of all men the worst. Each claimed he was right and the other was wrong, They sparred and contended and argued so long, That, concluding he’d heard enough of the fuss, “Old Nick” turned away and soliloquized thus: “They have puzzled the court with their villain- ous cavil, And I am free to confess they have puzzled the devil. My agents were right; let lawyers alone, If I had them, they’d euchre me out of my throne. CLASS YELL Pleading, Practise, Bailments, Torts, Crimes, Contracts, Real Property, Clear ’em, hang 'em, get your fee, Law! Law! Law! CLASS OFFICERS SIV IE wet ee hic IVI ES PEGI coy Naat sg gl sin ee ....President WIRE AN! ID UIN BAR. NICE IOELININY a. c.cc. nec weklee eles Vice-President RIVETS NNT RSL EENEEI NE. eke at c cipam adeannue ee Reeth out comes Treasurer OS is CSRS IRN Cl 8 (SARs oS Pe ara a eee ee tiiersnare Ca pea eer era Secretary UCB ReBOMIEUNG HS ocean ranee sede Sergeant-at-Arms Rieti OCT eee, vs dines gi coe vae eampaeet |... .Historian The Colonel SAMUEL H. MCMEEKIN Grafter President of Junior Class; President of Senior Class; President of Henry Clay Club; Captain of Track Team, 11-112: Coach of Track Team, ’12; Board of Directors of Colonel, 112; Photographic Editor; Justice of Keith Club; Born Henry County, Ky., April 25, 1889. Has resided in Louisville since 1902. Graduated in T. H. S., 06. Prominent in athletics). Member Y. M. C. A,; Track Team, '08-’09; Captain of First Kentucky Regi- ment Track Team, '10-'11; Quarter mile champion of Ky., Ind. and Ohio; Admitted to Bar in 1911. Sporting Editor, Courier-Journal. SACHS, JR. WILtiAM DuNBAR MCELHINNEY “Yon Cassius has a lean and hungry look, he thinks too much,” Born Johnston, Pa., Oct. 27, 92. Tome Institute, .08: Morris Height’s School, Providence, R. J. 09: Entered University of Louisville 10; Vice President of Senior Class; Officer of Junior Class; Associate Editor of Colonel, ’12; Director of Colonel, '12; Assistant to Busi- ness Manager of Colonel, ’12; Vice President of Henry Clay Club, 12; Justice of Keith Club; Judge of Moot Court of Henry Clay Club; Member of Track Team, 11-12: Chairman of Commencement Committee; Win- ner of Ed. Tomphson Co. Prize 12; Second Honor Man Senior Class; Admitted to Bar, '10. Will practice in Wilmington, Del. “Much can be made of a man if he be caught young and lady-like.”’ Louisville Male High School, 10; Secretary of Junior Class; Secretary Senior Class; Honor Man of Junior Class; Honor Man Senior Class; Assistant to Business Manager of Colonel, ‘12; Junior Class Speaker at Commencement. This man’s record speaks for itself. He expects to take a special course at Harvard and we feel sure he will live up to the record made while at U. of NIcHOLAS A. The Colonel JAMES W. SWEENEY “He was plump and he was chubby, He was smooth and he was rosy.” Graduated Jeffersonville High School, 10; Member of Debating Team; Editor School Paper; Valedictorian of Class; Entered U. of L. in ’10; Secretary of Henry Clay Club; Treasurer of Senior Class; Assistant to Athletic Editor of Colonel, ’12; Justice of Keith Club. He is a direct descendant of St. Patrick, indeed he has the map of Ireland on his face. We expect him to become one of the leaders of the Jeffersonville Bar. ““A lion among the ladies.” Louisville Male High School; Captain of High School Track .Team; Patterson Davenport School; Patterson Davenport Club; Historian Senior Class. This young man learned early in life that many a man rides in an auto who would appear to a better advantage on a water wagon. He is the Treasurer of the Henry Clay Club, and one of the best liked fellows in the school. Was admitted to the bar in '12. J. T. Bow.inc ““Aye and he wishes that Adam had died with all his ribs in his body.” Obtained his education at the Haden Academy, Haden, Ky., and at Maryville College, Maryville, Tenn.; Took short hand course at Lexington, Ky.; Member of Henry Clay Club; Sergeant-at-Arms of Senior Class. Admitted to the Bar, '11; Noted for his maiden-like blush. An amiable disposition and a warm heart have won him many friends and every one predicts a great future for him. He will locate at Harlan, Ky. The Colonel WaLTER B. EARLY “T to myself am dearer than a friend.” Born Rockfield, Ky., April 2, 1883. Obtained literary education at Williamsburg Institute, Williamsburg, Ky., Graduated at Jefferson School of Law, 1910; Admitted to the bar, 1910; Will practise in Louisville. Look out for this man as he is going to make the best of his learning. wn mn J. C. SLAUGHTER ““A blockhead rules his thoughtless skull, and thanks his stars he was not born a fool.” Joe is the pride of his home town, having the distinc- tion of being the nicest boy in Hopkinsville. He attended Georgetown College during the years of ’07-'10. Made his G in football. Came to the University of Louisville in fall of 10; Admitted to bar in '12; Member of Henry Clay Club; James D. HEADLEY “Jack of all trades.” After leaving the Louisville Manual Training School, this young man engaged in the General Merchandise Business in a small town in Tennessee, but tiring of the rural life returned to Louisville; since then he has been a broker, a book agent, a tobacco merchant and Secretary of the Louisville Fire Department. He is at present Assistant Literary Editor of Colonel and a Justice of the Keith Club. If experience counts for anything, this man is bound to succeed. Committee; Organizations the Will practice in Editor of Clubs Justice of Keith Assistant “12 Hopkinsville. 36 The Colonel R. A. Scott “Methinks that I am a very clever fellow and wish that others held the same opinion.” Educated at Central Normal College, Danville, Ind. Graduate of Academic Teacher’s Scientific and Law Courses. Has taught in Indiana Public Schools for the last five years. Entered U. of L. 11. Member of Com- mencement Committee. Expects to locate at McCalister, Okla. CLARENCE A. BENTEL “And still the wonder grew that one small head could carry all (t) he thought he knew.” ) Born Louisville, Ky., June 8, '89. Graduated Man- ual Training High School, ’09; Captain of Champion- ship Interscholastic Track Team, ’08; Left End on Southern Interscholastic Championship Foot Ball Team, 08; Entered University of Pennsylvania Law School, ’10. Member of Freshman Track Team. Member of Penn. University Indoor One Mile Relay Team; Penn. South- ern. Club, Vice Pres. elect, 12; Entered University of Louisville, °11. GEN. RoBertT J. MCBRYDE “The power behind the throne.” General McBryde graduated from Washington and Lee University in '95, at the age of nineteen. Appointed Inspector General of Kentucky National Guard, '12, by Gov. McCreary; Associate Editor of Louisville Times. Entered University of Louisville in spring of '11. The Colonel Sip CONGER CUMMINGS “He will say more in ten minutes than he will listen to in a month.” First saw the light of day March 28, '87, on a farm, near Derby, Ind.; Received academic education at Marion Normal College and University of Chattanooga; Attended Law Department University of Chattanooga, 10; Member of Rome Lodge No. 133, F. and A. M., Rome, Ind.; Ilmls Lodge No. 100, I. O. O. F., Cannelton, Ind.; Derby Camp, M. W. A., No. 13769; Is the son of farmer and journalist. Member of Henry Clay Club, '12; Sid, as a member of the class expressed it, would argue with the devil. He expects to open an office in Cannelton, Ind. ow I Curis. L. TARTAR “Worn out by the thought of work he never does, he is always ready for idle recreation.” “Little air, gents, little air,” it’s “Chris.””. He blew in from the Magnanimous City of Somerset, Ky., where after graduating from the local high school, he was advised by local politicians to take a law course before going the gang. This he has done and we now patiently await future developments. BRODLEY BROOKER “Tf “bushwa”’ were music, he’d be a brass band.” University of Virginia, ’06-’11. Member of Lamha Pi fraternity. Admitted to the bar in '11. Made his debut in the U. of L. in '12, and since then has kept the Professor of Real Property uneasy with a few U. of V. questions. He has yellow hair, a desire to be tough, and the class thinks heaps of him. 38 The Colonel dog bark.” ments of Liberal Arts and Law, Took part University. Henry Clay Club. that in them is. He will practise in New Albany. Cuas. Howard McDONALD “Wampus Bill.” Entered U. of L. in ‘11; defeesible fees. Since then we have heard nothing but Winner of Fairleigh Prize. He was never known to answer a and never fails to ask often, just about the time we are After all he is well liked and we question in class ready to be dismissed. Gustav WEINMAN Indiana in debate and public speaking at Came to U. of L. in fall of '11; This is the man that said, “It took “T am Sir Oracle and when I open my lips let no Attended New Albany High School and the Depart University. Indiana Member of one six days to know every law stude, the faculty, and all On the seventh day I learned Booth, wherefore I blessed (?) the seventh day and halloweth it.’ bespeak for him great success. Handsomest Student Best Athlete. Jas Tank.. Grinds os os ee nc Biggest Tusser......... Most Dignified . . Best Natured Most Modest. . . Biggest Bluffer Loudest Dressed Class Joker Quietest . Brivhteats 302. 65 = Most Popular Professor Most Regular Student........ Biggest Grafter. . . Pool Shark... 6.5 cas Hardest Student. ...... CLASS VOTE Vogt McMeekin Cummings McDonald . Headley . McBryde . Bowling Tartar Early Beutel DuRelle Weinman Sachs py Bb Bensinger . Sweeney McElhinny Slaughter Scott The Colonel ) 39 THE QUEST FOR HAPPINESS T was only the ever recurring outcry of humanity to see the great world and to know it, and to reel in its magic whirl. This outcry was echoed in the eager heart of a fair-haired child. At last, no longer contented with the tender simplicity of the flower bordered garden sur- rounding her cottage home, the young girl wandered over to the edge of a lily-pond where she sat down and silently began to weep. “What cause hast thou for tears, my child?”’ inquired a grave voice behind her. The girl turned in the direction of the voice and beheld a white haired old woman with sunken cheeks and hollow eyes. “Who are you, kind mother?’ queried the maid. “Tam what the world calls Sorrow, my child; but why art thou so sad?” “T want to see the world over yonder! Only direct my steps thither, and I shall be ever glad.” “Come, my daughter; thou hast only to follow this very lane in order to reach thy longed-for goal.” They had gone only a few steps, it seemed to the young girl, when they saw an imposing highway with rows of magnificent palaces. The palace doors stood open invitingly. Sorrow was leading her towards one of those doorways. They entered. Sorrow remained in the background. A handsome young prince bowed low before the girl. His eyes intoxicated her very soul. Strange music was heard. The prince knelt at her feet and kissed her hand reverently. Soft lights cast a fascinating glamor over the atmosphere—an atmosphere already dizzy with the sweet odor of violets. Suddenly, the music ceased, and a chill wind swept through the vast hall, for the young prince was stricken. Then, the wind moaned a dismal requiem—Love was dead. “What cause hast thou for such bitter tears, dear daughter?’’ inquired Sorrow stepping boldly forward. “Take me back to my childhood’s home” was the wretched supplication. “Thou canst never turn back. Thy path is irretraceable.” They hastened to another palace where their coming was heralded by a loud burst of music. Here were men and women in costly costumes bowing, talking and smiling automatically. Their glazed, expressionless eyes had as cold a glitter as the goblets from which they sipped their wine. Sorrow stepping from behind a tall palm and touching the maiden'’s arm said: “Poor aimless worldlings. They know me only too well.” “Why do they not acknowledge their acquaintance, Sorrow?” “Tt is not the way of the world, my child. Thou hast yet much to learn.” Sorrow took the girl—a woman now—by the hand, and led her to still another assemblage. A vast throng greeted the woman. She was placed upon a lofty pedestal around which countless millions of brilliant men and women clustered. But her heart cried out in its appalling misery. The sea of upturned faces was maddening; but now the mass was drifting to another shrine, and Sorrow was coming to her rescue. “Faithful friend, take me back to my childhood haunts once more. I thought to find a world full of happiness, but, instead, have found it a cruel waste of parching desert land.” “Be patient, my friend,’’ said Sorrow, ‘‘we must go a little farther.” They entered the last hall. The woman now heard the soul-resting music of a mighty church organ. All the people within this palace hall were poorly dressed; their faces were deeply furrowed. They were kneeling. As the woman knelt beside them, she looked around for her companion, but instead of beholding the hitherto withered old woman, she saw an angel hovering at her side. There came to her soul now a perfect understanding. She had discovered the talismanic secret of life—and all was well. CAROLYN MARATTA. LOUISE EAGER CARLYLE JEFFERSON ne ELVIERE GOUGH EFFIE BEST THOMAS BLASTON BRIGITTA BLOM HARRIET LOUISE BROWN CLARA K, BULLITI™ JOHN P. CALDWELL LOIS CLARK ROY P. DANIEL LOUISE D. EAGER OLIVE FRANK EWING FRAZEE REEA ILMA GOSNELL ELVIERE GOUGH EDNA B. HENDRY JESSIE HOBPELE IOLA HOOVER BESSIE HOSKINS CARLYLE JEFFERSON MARY ELLIS JOUES PETER JORGENSEN SONIA KAUFMAN Special students. President . Vice-President Pen gn a3.2 Cueva Eetncs Mesetterue tie Rerone Aeon ey ae cone Secretary Treasurer CLASS ROLL KATHERINE KORNFELD C. S. LAMPTON JEANNE MARADEIX CAROLYN MARATTA SUE MARATTA LLOYD MARSHALL M. MAR YOSIP MARY E. McCLURE FRANCES LOUISE MacCRAKEN MARGARET W. McCULLOCK JAMES H. MORRIS CORNELIA C. MURPHY VIRGINIA MURPHY R. C. NUGENT Ss: , PAXSON ROBERT M. PEGRAM DOROTHY PELLE EDWIN E. PRESTON H. N. RUTHERFORD ALBERT J. SPALDING JACK SPEED LUISE PAULA TAFEL — OO” The Colonel FRESHMEN CLASS THE TALE OF THE FRESHMAN CLASS Bessie Hoskins Epna B. HENDRY The Freshman Class is very young, And never has its tale been sung, So we will try with all our might To see that it is sung just right. One balmy day in last September, -A day which we shall e’er remember We donned our hats and made our way Thru the ‘ Academic”’ portals gray. We stood inside, and here and there, Along the broad winding stair, Far down the hall, on every side, Paintings of fishes we espied. Into the office then we went, On our matriculation bent, And there we sat almost in tears Until the Dean had soothed our fears. From that time, almost ° every day We've filled with study—and with play. In mathematics we have dit Vat is our best—now, isn’t it? This will expresses promise. See Woolley 746. We might have said ‘‘most,’’ but notice Woolley 75. 42 The Colonel Thru Woolley’s books we plowed our way And themes we wrote, ‘bout one a day! If you could see our History books You'd gaze on them with wondering looks. Wir sprechen Deutsch sehr gut, by now, Und auch gut singen, ja, Strow. Jugurtha, prose, and Leiry, too, Have caused us troubles not a few. Of our exams—least said is best— We wept and crammed! This is no jest, And when the last exam was o'er, Our shattered nerves could bear no more. Oh Dii Immortates! They Looked down on us to show the way. We chanced to pass—Oh joyful fact! And now like grown folks we must act. The Freshman Class is very young, And never has its tale been sung. So we have tried with all our might To see that it was sung just right. BE KIND Some day, when Fame has stroked your brow, And Fortune stands within your door; When to old age your shoulders bow, And youth has gone forevermore: Your thoughts will turn to things you’ve done And with a mind, well competent, You'll judge past actions, one by one, In some you'll pride, and some lament. Life’s great and lesser joys and cares, Yours and those of t he friends you’ve known, Compare themselves, your mind compares Their acts of kindness with your own. For acts of kindness done in youth, A cheerful word or friendly hand Afford a pleasure which, forsooth, Old age alone can understand. So while you’re young fail not to do A kindly act whene’er you can, And young folks shall be kind to you When you’re an old, disabled man. : J. B. Voor. 1: ee The Colonel ON FIRST LOOKING AT THE EXAMINATION IN FRESHMAN ENGLISH IDA HART PAYNE Much had I struggled with exams of old And many questions, many quizzes seen; Through many high school finals had I been Which cruel-hearted high school pedants hold: Oft of the college English I'd been told Which Dr. Perrow ruled as his demesme, Yet never did I lose my calm serene Till I heard that man speak out loud and bold: Then did I feel like flying to the skies When those long questions swept into my ken, While th’ other girls, dumbfounded, hid their eyes Or mutely stared—while, awe-struck, all the men Looked at each other in a wild surmise— Silent. May we never see its like again! A GLIMPSE OF THE INSIDE OF A FRESHMAN’S CRANIUM The course of a Latin verb never runs smooth. The most unkindest mark of all—0. Go to the Senior, thou Freshman; observe his ways and be wise. A lesson on time saves cramming. Frailty, thy name is professor. There is a tide in the affairs of students which taken at the ebb leads on to zero. The early bird gets the problem. Exams are odorous. Never too late to flunk! All the blotters in America cannot whiten this little hand. Keep thy notebook with all diligence, for out of it are the issues of exams. To flunk, or not to flunk—that’s the question. a The Colonel 45 TO “THE PLUNKVILLE SUN”’ Greeting : PROMISED in my last letter that I would tell you something of the various departments of this celebrated institution, the University of L———, and would point out some interesting and unique features 0° these departments. The University, as you will understand, consists of an academic, a legal, and a medical department. Of this latter department there is a sect of philosophers whom we may term Peripatetics, since some of the leading members of this sect do wander aimlessly, harmlessly and sense- lessly around the streets of our city, and seem to entertain an insuperable aversion to frequenting class rooms. This sect may possibly be of the school of Diogenes, since they indulge in cynical humor, and delight much in sunshine. They may, for the sake of clearness, in plain, twentieth century English, be designated ‘‘ Loungers.” Of the legal department, the product of which is termed ‘ Auscultators,’’ which is being interpreted lawyers, there is also a sect of its own. These may be termed ‘‘Spielers. ” Much of their valuable time is spent in stale, flat, unprofitable discussions, wherein they indulge in much vain repetition as other heathen do. A becoming modesty characterizes them, and they do assume a gravity and dignity that will one day well befit a senatorial toga, or a chief justice’s robe. Among the academic students I observe two divisions, which one can hardly dignify by the word sect. These are the scholars and the athletes. Lest the ignorant multitude who peruse this article may be led astray by our terminology, we wish to set them right and display our scholarship by saying that we use scholar in its literal sense, ‘‘one who has leisure.” Observe of what little value time is to this class! How evenly flows the tenor of their lives, disturbed occasionally perhaps, by the ripple of an examination, and then flowing smoothly on—until the next ripple. Contrast this calm, placid existence with the strenuous life of the athlete. No leisurer he! A zealous convert of Mr. Roosevelt's doctrine is our athlete. Indeed, in the presence of the athlete’s strenuosity, Mr. R—— would retire in shame, humiliation and defeat. What with the foot ball season, the basket ball season, the base ball season, life for him has itfle time for leisure, and ess time for study. These two classes seem to be set over against each other, as it were, which is fortunate for the U s since it may in this way maintain its balance. Besides these sects peculiar to each department, I observe further, that these departments have four common classes, and that these classes have common characteristics. The careful observer will be able to place this entire illustrious body in their respective departments and classes for, verily, “by their conduct ye shall know them;” “their manner betrayeth them.” Notice that young lady or gentleman yonder, with a semi-apologetic manner, who gazes with awe and admiration upon the learned professors, who takes notes most zealously and sedulously, and withal seems possessed of a sincere desire “to drink deep of the Pierian spring.’’ Do not hesitate, gentle reader, that is a specimen of class No. 1, technically termed Freshman. But who next? Surely such a self-confident, omniscient, condescending demeanor could be peculiar to no less a person than a member of the “Faculty.” ‘‘ Much learning hath made him mad.”’ Gently, gently now, that individual will easily fall in Class 2, technically termed Sophomore. ‘‘ The symptoms are quite disgusting, but not in the least alarming, for we had the same thing, and are now fully recov- ered,”’ says a member of the Senior Class, with a grave and disapproving shake of the head. Now we see wandering by, a figure with demure and subdued aspect. The ardor of the Freshman, the egotism and cocksureness of the Sophomore, have given place to the quiet dignity of the Junior. Lastly (as the theolog hath it), who are these whose time seems to be taken up with vital and per- tinent questions of class pins, class meetings, class pictures, the college annual? These are they that have come up out of great tribulation, through Mathematics, Science, History, Philosophy and Liter- ature. These, friends, are the ‘“‘most potent, grave, and reverend Seniors.” ; and patience of the reader are all exhausted, and I hear an impatient exclamation, Time, space, “Tess matter with more art!” RvA; Ds 0 y Uwniors EB Hennry. CLASS ROLL MARY A. BOTTOMLY ELIZABETH BRUCE C. N. CALDWELL E. N. CALDWELL LOUISE CASSILLY R. E. DAUGHERTY den ESRICH RUTH HARRINGTON SALLIE EWING MARSHALL JEANETTE JONES BERTHA GUNTERMAN E. E. JENKS ROBERT JOHNSTON E. L. JORGENSEN OFFICERS BDEPELSEARK. 5.2.5 : ; President ELEANOR THOMPSON Vice-President CATHERINE SIGLER...... Secretary LEONORA JOHNSTON...... Treasurer LOIS McCALEB JESSIE MUNDAY NETTIE PIERLE ANNA RYAN PAULINE STEIN RUTH FOX WARNER FRIEDA WEYGOLD MAY W. WIGGINTON HAZEL MELOY ROSE PERRY HELEN PLUMMER MARGUERITE SEELY SARAH A. COLLINS CRISTINE WARREN JAMES A. WHITE STANLEY WALKER The Colonel 47 JUNIOR CLASS OUR JUNIORS AS THEY COME AND GO LOIS McCALEB ELIZABETH BRUCE— “Strewing the path with smiles in the absence of flowers.” C. N. CALDWELL— “Tis not what we have, but what we enjoy that makes us happy.” E. C, CALDWELL— “Preachers can talk, but never teach Until they practice what they preach.” LoutsE CAssILy— “Tt’s the songs ye sing, And the smiles ye wear That's a’makin’ the sunshine everywhere.” J. S. Escuricu ‘“A Book of Verses underneath the Bough, A Jug of Wine, a Loaf of Bread, ok ok And then the wilderness were Paradise enow!”’ RutH HARRINGTON— “Stull waters run deep.”’ ee cae ae ee alone RayMonp HErr— “My duty is to my country and the people.’ GrAcE HuBER— “Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.” LEONORA JOHNSTON— “Of all those arts in which the wise excel, Nature's chief masterpiece is writing well.” ROBERT JOHNSTON— “Sometime I shall sleep out, the rest I'll whistle.” JEANETTE JONES “Bein time! Bein time! Be in time!” SALLIE Ewinc MArsHALL— “The precious moments is a flyin’ fast.”’ Lois McCaLeEB— “This world is not an utterly miserable one with all its faults.’ ’ HazEL MELoy— “Moralize as we will, the world goes on.” Jessie Munpay— “And still they gazed, and still their wonder grew, That one small head could carry all she knew.” NETTIE PEERLE “T bear no ill will against none of ’em.”’ HELEN PLUMMER— “Young women are contradictory creatures in some things, but their hearts are soft and kind. ANNA RYAN— “Vanity of vanities, all is vanity.” We have tried so hard to convince Anna of this, that even she begins to think that our real treasures are in heaven. CATHERINE SIGLER— “They love least, that let men know they love.” EpirH STARK— “Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown.’ PAULINE STEIN— “Thoughts tending to ambition, they do plot unlikely wonders.” ELEANOR THOMPSON— “Mischief thou art afoot, take thou what course thou wilt. STANLEY WALKER— ‘Either you are ignorant, or seem so craflily. RutH WARNER— ; “Of nature's gifts thou mayst with lilies board, and with a half-blown rose.’ James A. WHITE “He was punctual and diligent; he did what he had to do.” = The Co lon el 49 AS A JUNIOR SAW THEM NCE in the days when college students were the flower of the land there was a certain Junior. Now a Junior is one who stands in the midst of a dusty highway running between two gardens, and a gate leads into each garden. Over the gate on the left hand is the sign “Past Experience,” and the view into that garden is very plain, while here and there dark spots of red and black stand out clearly, and each spot is an Experience. Now the gate on the right hand bears the word “ Anticipa- tion,’ and the view is not plain but dimmed, as it were, by a rose-colored cloud. And the Junior stood between the two. As the Junior gazed, a great longing filled his heart to see for a last time what he was leaving behind, and to view that garden toward which his spirit bade him hasten. So he turned to that gate marked “ Past Experience’’ and it was opened by a keeper called ‘‘ Recollection.”’ And as the gate swung back the Junior saw a group of youths and maidens, one book to every three, and the youths and maidens were Freshmen. They seemed happy, nor were they thinking thoughts of wisdom. Anon they came to a certain signpost called Decision; one arm pointed to Studies, and one showed the way to a great Leather Ball, and the third led to a Mysterious Den. Now few kept on the road to Studies, the maidens following the path of the Ball, and the youths running into the Den. And as the Junior gazed on their folly he wept, nor did he offer any counsel, knowing that they who pass through this garden learn only in the school of Experience. Even as he wept the Junior crossed the road and knocked on the gate of “‘Antici- pation,” and lo, it swung open, but there was no keeper for it, nor any guide but the Junior's own thoughts. Before him lay a fair garden, peopled by stately figures in Caps and Gowns; youths and maidens alike, and they were Seniors. As the Junior stood, held by the sights, they chanted: ‘We give naught but wise advice; we entreat all to hasten to share our pleasures; our thoughts of Tomorrow are joyous; our thoughts of Yesterday are tender.” So the Junior paused, half-looking back upon what had been, and as he stood, the gate of “ Past Experience closed, loudly clanging, and the host of robed Seniors espied him, and came forward to welcome him, calling “Come with us.” LEONORA JOHNSTON. hu The Colonel CHRONICLES OF THE LAST ROOM BACK CHAPTER IX. ‘ 1. And it came to pass in the days that King Pat reigned in the land of the University, there was peace throughout his borders from the entrance even to the back gate by the way which goeth up to the alley, and from the high wall even to the coasts of the Law Department. 2. And King Pat flourished as the palm tree and his soul was not lifted up to vanity. 3. In the fourth year and first month after the feast of exams., he sounded his trumpets through- out the land and gathered together all the mighty men of valor. 4. From the uttermost parts of the building they came and stood before the King, his councilors, and Rabbi Von Eckart the scribe. 5. When they were come before him they cried O king live forever! Now King Pat was arrayed in fine apparel, with a spotted necktie about his neck, a ring upon his thumb, a belt about his waist, and a ‘‘corn cob” in his mouth. 6. When the King had mounted his throne and was high and lifted up his heart was full of mirth, and his voice with gladness, and the multitude lifted up their voices and cheered. Now when the space of four and ten minutes had passed the scribe cried out let there be silence! And there was silence. 7. Then the King taking his “corn cob” from his mouth lifted up his voice and spake saying: 8. O my people, I have assembled you in that ye have this day been faithful in the spieling of Dutch and therefore know ye that this day whatsoever ye shall ask of me, I will give it thee unto the half of my kingdom. 9. Then rose one Cupid (which is by interpretation Fat), a mighty man of valor, and said: 10. O King live forever! We have harkened unto thee with joyful heart and we humbly beseech thee that thou wouldst give unto thy men servants a chamber where we shall be free from the avenger, and at rest. 11. For lo, these many days when we commune one with another in the King's highways we do see the Faculty roaming about like lions seeking whom they may devour. Now therefore we pray thee grant unto us our request. 12. And immediately with one accord the multitude lifted up their voices and cried: Ein Zimmer! Ein Zimmer! 13. Then was the King filled with joy and his countenance was as the sun exceeding bright, and Rabbi Von Eckart, the scribe, clapped his hands, yea he did sing for joy. 14. Then the King opened his mouth and spake saying: Draw near unto me my son Cupid, what shall be done unto him whom the King delighteth to honor? 15. Then spake Rabbi Von Eckart saying: Let the tie from off the King’s neck be placed about his neck, and the King’s ring upon his thumb. 16. Then the King fell upon Cupid’s neck and kissed him and did according to all that Rabbi Von Eckart had said, and all the people wept for joy. 17. Now after four and sixteen days the King made a feast unto his men of valor and Rabbi Von Eckart, the scribe, in the new chamber which he had prepared. 18. When the dedication was come, behold all came into the chamber and a great sacrifice was offered upon the stove: three pairs of rubber shoes, one ephah of fine soap, and two bull dogs of the first year. 19. Now when the sacrifice was offered Rabbi Von Eckart cried saying: Long live the King! Then the people shouted Long live the King! 20. Then rose the King clothed in his royal apparel and stood upon the dias which was over against the stove, and opened his mouth and spake, saying: My people, my people, my heart is full and would not speak, yet there is somewhat I would say unto you. 21. This chamber which I have prepared for you is sacred unto you and none shall enter therein which hath not cloven raiment, yea none that wear whole garments shall enter in. The Colonel 51 22. I have given it unto you because it seemeth best unto me that ye should dwell in the utter- most under part of the house than be with prattling women in the league room. 23. This chamber shall be a memorial unto you forever, a covenant between me and thee. Finally my brethren be likeminded, doing no violence, but dwelling in peace with the Amazons over against you, for ye are near neighbors. 24 Continue steadfastly in the high road ye now tread, keeping before you the deeds of the saints and papas that have gone before you. Harken unto me now therefore, O ye sons of men, and attend to the words of my mouth. 25. Now this chamber is a goodly one encompassed round about by four walls and a ceiling and the color thereof is reddish tan and the floor of oxblood red. It hath two windows upon the west side looking even unto the great red wall. 26. The furniture is of missionary style and exceeding rare. Upon the north side even eleven cubits from the gate which is over against the furnace room, is the wolf in sheep’s clothing—the stove. 27. Now upon the south side overlooking the north wall, and two cubits from the-one-toothed- Mongol-Napoleon-Newly-Wed'’s picture is an innocent ticker which is foolishness unto the girls and a stumbling block to the Faculty. 28. Now this chamber hath all manner of ornaments and no man knoweth all save they that enter in—yea the half hath not been told, but all will be revealed at the last day. Epw. N. CALDWELL. OUR LIBRARY HERE is an old adage which says ‘‘ Man is never satisfied’ and we of the Academic Depart- ment probably realize the truth in this maxim more than anyone else. Before the fall of 1907, we longed for a College of Liberal Arts wherein we folk of Louisville who didn’t care to be doctors or lawyers might yet have at least one path open to us whereby we could reach the realm of “Higher Education.’’ When the kind citizens of Louisville bestowed upon us such a college, we almost immediately looked a little farther and began to stretch out our hands for a library. This plan for the improvement of the University originated in the mind of Dean Patterson and it is due to his untiring efforts that such splendid progress has been made. Our library was begun in the spring of 1911, with only one room and about fifty or seventy-five books but it has grown even more rapidly than we had hoped. There are now about two thousand books—many of them standard novels and valuable reference books—and our little library has overflowed into an adjoining room and has amply filled it. Still true to the old adage “‘ Man is never satisfied,”” we are looking forward to the time when we shall have a big library building with shelves filled with books and this shall be all our own. We feel sure, however, that it will not be long before our wish is realized—because we know the Dean! Mary Louise SHELLEY. on ) . LMigrs ener —o £.B Hensay MARY LOUISE SHELLEY, President VIOLA HEFFERNAN, Vice-President RUTH EAGLETON TERRY, Secretary ADELINE HEINZ, Treasurer COMMITTEES FOR COMMENCEMENT WEEK Invitation and Program RUTH EAGLETON TERRY, Chairman Music VIOLA HEFFERNAN, Chairman Decoration ADELINE HEINZ, Chairman Gowns MARY LOUISE SHELLEY, Chairman Press GILBERT J. DANIEL, Chairman Entertainment SENIOR CLASS The Colonel Arex. Y; Lee, M.S; A Chinese student, Nanking, China. Hiram College, Hiram, Ohio. One year’s post graduate work, Butler College, Indianapolis, Indiana. Master in Chemistry. Will teach Science and Mathematics in Nanking University, Nanking, China. BENNETT MATTINGLY BRIGMAN, M. S. Junior M. E., Ky: State University. A. B., Uni- versity of Louisville, 1908. M. S., University of Louis- ville, 1912. President Alumni Association Academic Department of U. of L. B. S., 1910, Rutu EaGLeton Terry, A. B. We are certainly glad that Randolph Macon could not keep Ruth longer than one year. She has contributed much to the U. of L. The Senior Class is indebted to her for being the Literary Editor of the 1912 “Colonel,” and she owes her start in this line to the Girl’s Basket Ball Team which made her its official correspondent. Besides being musically inclined, she is the Treasurer of the Glee Club. Her ability along other lines is shown by the fact that she is a member of the various other clubs in the University. And in addition to this she is the Secretary of the Senior Class. Long may she live! Hattie L. Hert, A. B. Mary PRESSLEY SmitH, M. S. A. B., 1909, Hollins College, Hollins, Va.; B. S., 1911, University of Louisville; Master in Chemistry. The Colonel GILBERT J. DANIEL, A. B. First saw daylight in the Land of the Kangaroo in the last quarter of last century; learned the three R's in the little rural school; an unexplained desire caused his migration and he entered Transylvania University and the College of the Bible, Lexington, Ky., in 1904; member of Philathea, 1904-1907, and Cecropia, 1907- 1909, Literary Societies there, and also of Australian Club, 1904-1910; entered the Southern Baptist Theo- logical Seminary, 1910; Louisville University, Academic Department, 1911. Will return to Australia immedi- ately to preach. VIOLA HEFFERNAN, A. B. An Irishman’s love of fun, plus a liking for her fellow- man, minus the least desire to work, with the whole divided by a sunny smile, and you have the formula for Viola. See if it doesn’t hold, she is the Social Editor and Assistant Business Manager of the ‘‘Colonel’’— therefore term number four is absolutely necessary; she can belong to every club in school—term number one needed here; she can preside over the Glee Club—second term called into play; she is the Vice President of the Senior Class, wherein the third term to the nth degree can be of use. Therefore l et us conclude, after con- sidering the matter earnestly and carefully, that the above formula is correct. ODE. D: The Colonel on on ADELINE HErnz, A. B. Adle was born smiling; she naturally kept on until she achieved a perpetual smile; but now, dear friends, it is too late to try to thrust laughter upon her has been manager of the Girl’s Basket Ball Team! For days together, we have watched, but rewarded at the end of the dreary time with only the ghost of her former smile. And firstly, because she is the Assistant to the she ” Athletic Editor, and is the Art Editor of the ‘‘Colonel; secondly, because she is a member of four separate and distinct clubs; thirdly, because she is treasurer of a certain class and is expected to collect money—whence it is not— for all these reasons, we have given up hope, we are in despair, we never expect to see her smile again—until commencement night. Mary Louise SHELLEY, A. B. This petite lassie has steered the ship of the class of 1912 from the port called Freshman, even to the harbor over which waves the Senior banner and into whose portals none may enter save he who wears the cap and gown. Sheisa great club ‘‘jiner,’’ the last and foremost with which she has become affiliated being the “Equal Suffrage League.’’ After that, you won't be surprised to know that she helps direct and edit the ‘‘Colonel,” and is in charge “de la bibliotheque’’ of the University. In the last mentioned plan she died on June 1, 1912. “Requiescat in pace.” Henry D. Lenz, M. A. High school work, Kassel, Germany; 1898 graduate in Theology, St. Paul College, St. Paul Park, Minn.; A. B. and B. D., 1910, Vanderbilt University, Nashville, Tennessee; Master in Modern Languages; Pastor First German M. E. Church, Louisville, Kentucky. 56 The Colonel GILBERT J. DANIEL He must have been terribly ignorant those days of a famous tyrade on ambition; you can’t say that he looks defi- ance at the fallen states- man’s advice, but he cer- ainly shows ambition. Sce that steady, straight, far-ahead look in those eyes? the happy assur- ance in the set of the mouth? not the grim do- or-die kind, but the I-know-I-can-do-it expression. See the alert ready-to-grasp position of the hands? Any- body could see that he was burning with ambition. Now, after s-o l-o-n-g a time he has a glad I-told-you-so look in those same eyes, the smile of a conqueror on those lips, and part of the goal of his ambition—his A. B. degree—in his hand. VioLA HEFFERNAN “What a darling baby!”’ said one who saw the pic- ture. ‘‘What a_promis- ing baby!”’ said another. She promised to have hair and she has it; she promised to have teeth and she has them; she promised to outgrow her dress and she has done so; she promised to be handsome and she is; she promised to be a B, A. (these were the first letters she ever pronounced: “ba’’) and she is; in fact, she is still promising! The Colonel on I ADELINE HEINZ The penetration evi- denced in the baby eye has increased with her increasing years, until now it looks into the future—but never mind what it sees there. The brow promised intellect, But alas and alack It got out of whack! The dimpled face and wreathing smile predicted social qualities; perhaps she does possess sociability, but what about amiability? The mouth and nose— But ah! who knows? We'll wait and see what the years disclose. LOUISE ‘SHELLEY 7 2 eee page six months, which was the length “Baby Louise’ hase. They had become friends at grown just a little bit had asked directions of Higgins, e car they exchanged autobiogra- for them. mp; I’ve two rooms and a bath, since those early days, but happy to say, it has not been any fatter, for this baby picture caused? I like the name. I’m Crane; all to worry about her I grab your invitation, though, I ’m addicted to the guitar. Some- for a week.” size in the future. Her cheeks and chin have re- - asure. mained the same, but can the original hour-glass for steadi- any one find any resem- a other people. I like to believe blance in her mouth of true inwardnesses of those about today with the pretty _ ——a little mouth of those days? The calm, indifferent look has changed, now it is quite different. Her over-inter- est in everything nearly drives her friends distracted, and on account of this, they had to make her President of the class. 58 The Colonel Rutu E. Terry “She’s not a bit like other mortals.’ Let every body else thank their own lucky stars for that! What a depth of mischief is lying dominant in those eyes. Certainly those lips have not told any white stories yet, but all babies are bad and she is no better than the worst, she'll tell many of them before she is through. Those eyes they keep you guessing; those lips they keep you guessinger; those cheeks they keep you guessingest! A HOO-DOO COON 1 hoo-doo coon, I’s a blue-gum buck, .n’ I totes my ol’ conjur around; en I gits a quart o’de red-hot truck, Jar’s a wake when de sun goes down. ets my razor on fo'teen hones, goes to de alley an’ shakes dem bones; en de police come I’s done lef’ town, : a fox dat’s chased by a long-tail houn’. Chris’mus dance was a still born spree, ‘ill a coon bit a gal dat I swung; a I fotch him a jolt whar he grub should be, in’ he coughed up most of his lung. m coons mixed up lak a Brunswick stew, An’ notched dar razors lak dey always do; But I lef’ while de fight wuz young, An’ wuz safe in bed when de patrol rung. —Copied. The Colonel : 59 THE MELANCHOLY OF CRANE IGGINS became conscious enough to realize it. Content, however, in the coziness of his bed, and stupid from deep sleep, he did not move nor open his eyes at once. Then, as his senses were gradually aroused from lethargy, he became aware that the apart- ment was filled with music; mellow, seductive chords permeated the place. This was most unusual in Higgins’ apartment. He sat up, yawned, rubbed his eyes, stretched —and suddenly was as wide awake as if he had heard cries of fire. He knew the source of the music; it was Crane’s work. Crane, the Gloomy, was having an introspectory session again, but the sounds were sweet and happy and wood-nymphic with a suggestion of spring-time in the notes. There was the puzzling part of the situation, and, too, it was serious. Sliding out from the coverings, Higgins stepped into his slippers and moved silently toward the broad opening into the sitting room. He stopped, stood behind the heavy curtains and peered in upon Crane whose profile was oddly exaggerated and diminished varyingly with the flicker of the light from the grate. The artist was curled up in an arm-chair. His face was less haggard than Higgins had ever seen it; there was serenity spread over the countenance, and it bore just the touch of a half-smile. Crane held a guitar. Unconscious of his audience, he caressed it and it gave forth melody; now joyous, now meditative, now measured. Sensitive to the slightest discord, which Higgins did not note at all, the artist paused and tuned his instrument with extreme care. He started to play again, and stopped to retune; and he began again and stopped again, and was not satisfied until he had adjusted the strings a third time. Slightly crouched in a strained position behind the portieres, Higgins became worried mightily about his friend. He could not understand; it was a new experience in their relations. When Crane paused to light a cigarette, the audience almost jumped involuntarily from hiding, and restrained the im- pulse to arouse the man who seemed to be in a waking dream—it might mean something ghastly. Then the music was resumed, and it floated up gently with the pale smoke, this romantic harmony of the guitar. Higgins was afraid. Crane had been acting queerly for the last six months, which was the length of their acquaintance, but the performance tonight was unaccountable. They had become friends at sight one rainy evening in the street when Crane, baggage in hand, had asked directions of Higgins, and inquired for bachelor quarters. While they stood waiting for the car they exchanged autobiogra- phies. Crane drew pictures for the magazines; Higgins wrote stories for them. “Good,” Higgins had exclaimed, ‘‘come up. to my place and camp; I’ve two rooms and a bath, nice joint. We can work together. I’m Tom Higgins.” Crane had smiled, offered his hand and replied: ‘‘Higgins, eh? I like the name. I’m Crane; Edwin Crane, but I answer to anything except Fido or Shep. Before I grab your invitation, though, I must explain that I’ma ‘nut.’ I’mas moody asa regular genius, and I’m addicted to the guitar. Some- times I get off my feed, and then I have spells when I don’t talk any for a week.” Higgins had accepted the diagram of personality with evident pleasure. “You're the man I’m looking for, I know,”’ he welcomed. “I’m the original hour-glass for steadi- ness, never fall in love, eat like a horse, and get my amusement from other people. I like to believe I’m a psychologist who revels in the study of ‘nuts’ and sees the true inwardnesses of those about him. Come on, Crane, here’s our car.”’ Thus the two had contracted. For seven days each was happy in the mutual bargain. The new man was correct in dress, dignified, reserved in speech, but he did not pose. On the afternoon of the eighth day he had received a large, square envelope stuffed with several sheets of crinkly paper closely written. He had dropped his work at the drawing board, had gone out without a word of explanation and failed to return to dinner. Very late, the writer had been aroused from sleep by the sound of the guitar on that night, as on this. Crane had played the same ballads and ‘‘ meditations,” and they were unpleasant to the ear. His touch was sure, he knew his notes, but the instrument was out of tune, not much, just a shade flat. The The Colonel 60 music had sounded bitter to Higgins; it made him creepy, as if he had seen something uncanny. He had gone out to Crane, gently expostulative in attitude, expecting to catch the odor of consumed alcohol. He had found Crane’s eyes glazed and unseeing, his face wrinkled with mental unrest. Higgins had put his hand on the artist's shoulder, saying: ‘‘Old man, don’t you think you'd better hit the hay and get some rest?” Crane had looked up in surprise, replying, after a moment: ‘‘Oh, eh? You asked me something? Yes, I remember—surely I'll go to bed.” He was sober. This first unusual occurrence Higgins held vividly in mind as he stood in the shadows of the bedroom and listened to the exquisite melody which came from Crane's hands. He dared not interrupt. He recalled other extraordinary happenings which followed. There was the night after the second letter arrived at the house. They were better acquainted, and Higgins had called from his bed: “‘I say, Eddie, if you don’t mind, aren't you just a shade flat?” The artist replied rather sharply: ‘I’m aware of it; can you imagine me not knowing when I’m out of tune?” The writer writhed under the torture of subtle discord as he tossed about on the mattress until daylight, when Crane came to bed and apologized: ‘‘Awfully sorry, Higgy; awfully sorry. I don’t souse, you know; I’m a trifle worried and I have to express my feelings in some manner.” Afterward, the potent letters in the big square envelopes with tall hand-writing poured into the apartment in a steady stream of three a week; and three times a week there was a hideous concert of whining strings. The first four times Higgins had arisen, dressed, gone out and spent the night else- where. He went because, for one thing, he was devoted to Crane and did not desire to hurt his feelings by further expostulation against the artist’s unearthly way of expressing soul trouble; and for another, he was loyal to his study of human nature—he wanted to see the finish of the drama. On the fifth night, and on all those which followed, he had slept solidly through the musicales. While he waited and watched from his hiding place, Crane got up from his chair, sighed, walked over to the mantel, picked up a small keen two-edged dagger which Higgins had bought from a returned Philippine campaigner. The writer knew it to be a lethal tool, and when the artist fingered the blade speculatively, Higgins’ nerves went a-tremble. Once more he wanted to interrupt the scene but his will failed him. Crane, after a moment, returned to his music and played like a master. Higgins realized he was receiving a lesson in psychological laboratory experience which would last him a lifetime. The normal was abnormal in this case. It fell to his memory that Crane gradually had dropped his work, had become sad and then morose. He thought of Crane’s growing interest in suicide stories in the newspapers, an unpleasant interest, indeed; and he thought, with something of a shiver, of the walk they had taken over the river bridge a few evenings previously. Crane had gazed a long time down into the water and remarked, half to himself: ‘‘ What a fine place to sleep in; so quiet. and deep.” When Higgins had asked and expected confidence, he was rebuffed with a stare and: ‘No chance, Higgy; it’s out of your line.” They had come home after that, and the one went to sleep while the other teased wails from the guitar. The watcher jumped from the shock when the music stopped suddenly and Crane laughed long and heartily. To Higgins it was the wild cackle of a mad man, still he did not move from his place. The music was resumed. The artist touched his instrument with abandon and the air was vibrantly sweet. It was wonderful, but not to the listener. He could stand the suspense no longer. His forehead and palms reeked with sweat. Higgins stepped out, jumped to Crane's side and caught his shoulders. “Gloomy!” he cried; ‘‘Eddie, what the devil’s the matter? You're IN tune! Tell me, old man, can’t I help you?’’ His face was drawn, his eyes were wide with excitement. The artist, startled, looked up. The guitar fell with a thump on the floor. Then the care-free, happy expression of a child transformed Crane’s face. “HELLO, TOMMY!” he exclaimed, as he arose quickly and caught both Higgins’ hands and shook them hard. ‘““CONGRATULATE ME, MAN! I'M JILTED!” He laughed like a boy at a circus. “Tn tune—I've a right to be in tune!” Higgins was mystified for an instant, then he became convinced that his friend’s reason had vanished. He mopped the perspiration from his forehead with the back of his hand and gazed seriously at the um, oh yes, it’s you, Higgy, The Colonel 61 artist. He tried to speak calmly, reassuringly: ‘That’s all right, Eddie; don’t worry. Just you sit down here now and be quiet. Let me get a little whisky now to steady your nerves. Do sit down and tell me about it; maybe I can help.” Crane read Higgins’ thoughts. ‘I’m not crazy,” he grinned; “only happy—tickled to death. Think of it—JILTED! Tell me I’m lucky—and DO sit down Higgy and I'll give you the yarn. Higgins rested his body cautiously on the edge of a chair, and watched warily for signs of violence. The artist pulled from his inside pocket a bundle of letters, many of the big square envelopes decorated with tall hand-writing. “Last summer,” he chuckled; “four of us went up from Chicago to a little resort in Wisconsin. We were out for a bunch of fun and found it, wads of it. We met one of those summer girls who evi- dently hadn’t had a beau all season. She was our opportunity, and Jimmy Cloyd and I did a rush act. We bet Skinny McGill and George Drummond a dinner at Martin’s that the dame would propose to one of us in less than two weeks. Being fascinating and handsome—as you know—I won. She gushed and cooed philanderings all over my shoulder one moonlight evening on the hotel verandah, and I ac- cepted her. “Ever since then she’s been writing me love letters. They gave me the willies. Just listen to this now: ‘Edwin Dearest, I dreamed of you last night; how wonderful dreams are. I looked into your violet eyes again, and saw your lovely hair and your beautiful profile. I was thrilled as on the first evening of our love’—Now wouldn’t that sort of drool get your goat?’’ Crane remarked wryly. ‘‘She’s been sending me bombs like that every other day all winter until I was about ready for the padded cell. Hold your nose and open your mouth and take some more of this now——”’ and the artist went on with the perusal. Higgins listened gravely. The writer evidently was a person of cultivation and pleasing parts. She expressed herself fluently, though with monotonous sentimentality; but that might be ascribed to youth and a lack of thorough sophistication. “This one cured me of the sleeping sickness, though,” said Crane, taking another characteristic envelope from the table. “I got this special delivery late tonight. Listen: ‘Dear Edwin, please be brave and big now, as a man of the world like you are, should be under stress. I know you will be deeply hurt and grieved by what I am about to tell, but please forgive and try to forget me. I love an- other and cannot marry you.’ ” The listener still was at a loss to understand why the affair had driven Crane to the very rim of insanity: ‘‘But, Eddie, she seems a nice sort; I really——’ “Of course, you don’t, Fat Head; of course, you don’t quite perceive why this alleged romance had me tied up by the thumbs. Besides being the most pursuing woman that ever lived, she—but wait, I haven’t shown you exhibit A yet.” Crane stepped to his chiffonier and dug out a photograph. ‘‘ Believe me, I’m going to be the busiest little forgetter in this town. Feast your eyes.’’ When Higgins saw the face he forgave the artist all the sleepless nights and the cries for help on the guitar. He smiled in amusement. ‘‘Craney, old crow, did you ever kiss that human totem pole—honestly, did you have the nerve?”’ ‘“‘Hm—do you blame me for my little glee club stunt tonight?’’ evaded Crane. “Come on, let's go out and celebrate with a dinner.” “Dinner? Man, it’s two o’clock; we couldn’t get in any place,” Higgy renigged. “Don’t cross me, boy. Put on your mother hubbard and sunbonnet. We're going down to Dago Pete’s. I’m going to have dinner if I don’t get it till daylight.” ‘ 2 The Colonel THE LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF A GRADUATE RUTH WARNER A. GRADUATE, of University of Louisville, Louisville, County of Jefferson and State of Ken- tucky, being of full age and sound mind and memory, do make, publish and declare, prepara- tory to my departure into the cruel world upon a crusade against ignorance, this to be my last will and testament. Feeling sure that my knowledge could not possibly remain with me more than a day or two, at most, after I leave the University, I do now will and bequeath all my intelligence which is in portable form, such as notebooks, algebra, history, English and other- wise, to those in the Freshman Class who feel the need of them—of course provided there are any of that type. In the event of the absence of the above, the said notebooks shall be sold and the proceeds in- vested in books for the Library and some more fishes for the Aquarium. I direct that all my just debts such as the milk bill at the National Ice Cream Company (for which I promised to be responsible if various members would make the chocolate) and the amounts for such treats, dues and other incidentals, which in my busy career I have overlooked, be paid from the money which my executrix will obtain from the sale of my themes that I have left with Dr. Perrow. I should suggest The Courier-Journal as worthy of having a chance to publish at least a few of them. There will certainly be some in the eight hundred on file to please the most fastidious. There are themes of exposition, highly instructive in nature; themes of description, so delightfully vivid and full of detail that one is certain to fall asleep while perusing them, and last of all, those to appeal to the ‘‘common herd,”’ themes of narration, blood-curdling and hair-raising. Of course, the best of these Dr. Perrow will reserve the right to save, to use as models for the next class of Freshmen. To Miss Sallie Ewing Marshall, I do will and bequeath my ‘‘ Winged Pen, I am sure it will be cared for and well used when she takes her Shakespeare course next year. To Miss Louise D. Eager I bequeath my ‘Special Notebook entitled ‘Problems That Make You Just A Little Bit Think,”’ taken from Bailey and Woods’ Analytical Geometry. It will be found to be complete in one volume including ‘All What We Have Had. ” I trust this will save Miss Eager many an anxious hour next year. To the masculinity of the next German I Class, | bequeath my Copy Book, containing all the exer- cises from Bacon's German Grammar, neatly copied with the last sentence of each exercise in German script. This is in consideration for Dr. Spillman’s gray hairs. To this class I also leave my ‘German voice.” I am sure Dr. Spillman as well as the rest of the faculty will appreciate this bequest, for they all enjoy the sweet music given by this class on Tuesdays and Thursdays. To those that shall follow me in the pursuit of science I leave “A Book Of The Best Jokes Of All Times. Always take this to your Physics II Classes and when embarrassed for a law or formula, open said book and read Joke II, page 6, in your best manner. The result will be all that you can ask, Mr. Anderson will give vent to the most musical laugh imaginable and all will be well wi h your physics. To the next Latin III Class, I will my book on How To Express Yourself In The Best English; with Dr. Patterson as an instructor this will be more advantageous than the Latin dictionary. To the “Generation of Vipers’’ which make up the Greek mythology class, I leave Dr. Patterson's translation of Medea. To the Psychology Classes I leave a bottle of Miss Cornell’s metaphysical tonic. Take it before and after a paper is assigned; it fires your mind and strengthens your constitution. This might be taken with advantage by all of Dr. Caldwell’s pupils. To those young ladies who desire knowledge in chemistry, I bequeath my copy of the ballad of the Laboratory entitled “You'll Do That Same Thing Over Again.” To Miss Eleanor Thompson I bequeath just a little more time, say thirteen hours a day; maybe then she will have time to reduce. To Miss Lois McCaleb I leave my new alarm clock. She will find it quite useful when attempting to get to class on time—it goes off. The Colonel 63 To the Juniors, in the name of the Senior Class, I leave all our Senior possessions—Room, Re- sponsibilities, Worries, ‘‘Silence in Halls’ and incidentally all of our enemies, feeling sure that ee will convert all of them to friends. If there is anything else that we possess that the Juniors can use, let them help themselves and hand down the other things to the second and third generations of Freshmen. f To Misses Murphy and Best I leave my punctuality and regular attendance. I hope this will bring up the school record next year. To Mr. Nugent I leave my copies of Wooley, with paragraphs 98 and 62 marked in red ink. The book opens naturally at these places—which fact I am sure will help the aforesaid when correcting his themes for English IT. I do make, nominate and appoint Miss Lois McCaleb to be the executrix of this my last will and testament and I request that no bond shall be required of her as such. I choose Miss McCaleb in view of her honesty and fidelity and out of respect for her prominence in both University and Church. 1 further request that no inventory of my character and past life be taken, for there are always dark spots, and I want my family skeleton kept from the prying eyes of man as far as is possible in law. In witness whereof I have hereunto set my hand and seal at the University of Louisville, Louis- ville, Ky., this 23d day of May, A. D., 1912. : A. GRADUATE. ; Signed by A. Graduate and by her acknowledged to be her last will and testament, in our presence, sight and hearing, who at her request have hereunto subscribed our names as witnesses in her pres ence and in the presence of each other at the University of Louisville, this 23d day of May, A. D., 1912. 1. I. M. BryTE, 2. O. BRAINIE, 3. A. TRUEHEARTE, 4. D. BRIMFULLE. DEDICATED TO “OUR OLD ALLEY CAT.”’ Here lies, in her bed longitudinous, The mother of kits multitudinous, Her life—a perspicuous history; Her death—an inseparable mystery, With causes profound-and specific To puzzle the unscientific. If her rustic physician—odd rotem! Had given poor puss a post-mortem, Who knows but the innocent cusses Might have found that she died of pertussis; Or haply of intussusception The result of too frequent congestion; It may have been struma or phthisis, Or coma, asphyxia, emesis; Or mayhaps a stone in her bladder was The agent that made her cadaverous. But enough for her fatal pathology— She made a success of biology; And if she was weak in psychology, We stop not to offer apology, But resign her cold clay to geology. Sleep, mother of kits multitudinous, In peace in thy bed longitudinous; We joy in thy prolific history, We mourn thy cadaverous mystery. | Sgn 2 ead Soper Wad 6G | 8 64 Poe ae The Colonel MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Mary had a little lamb SN Its fleece was white as snow— A Sas y And everywhere that Mary went si aGY That lamb was sure to go. pa bs 7 ’ It followed her to school one day Jil = i Which was against the rule, FX AN ) It made the children laugh and play “ ! Ca 4 To see the lamb at school. yy Agna parva niveo vellere, Mariellae erat. Quae constanter ubicumque Cum Maria ibat. Scholam olim subsecuta dominam Inod contra legem erat. Cum videntes ibi agnulam, Discipuli riderent. 3 Mariechen hat ein kleines Lamm, Das Lamm ist weiss wie Schnee, Und wo Marie auch immer ist, Das Lamm ich bei ihr seh. Einst folgt es ihr zur Schul’ hinein, s ist gegen das Verbot. Die Kinder lachen, johlen, schrei'n, Das Laemmlein ist in Not. —E. S. = — (is am ne NDR oS jop wad wna my 79 A BPW DI APM VUpyA 2 qr pe waz THX DP WIT ST wy AIT) ; yy oT Ws WX WWYWAPNS VITD NWyY WI sy Ww W232 Pr) ‘a Sw Vae. The Colonel ; 3 65 Marie avait l’agneau petit Aussi blanche que la neige sa laine Et partout ou s’en va Marie, V'la sieur l’agneau qui se promene. Un jour suir-ant comme ca Marie Il casse les regles de l’ecole, Mais fait jouer et rire aux qui V vient sieur l’agneau jouant ce role. Mapta eC Xov dpviov Kéas uirod ds Aevkds @s yuo Ilavraxy Mapia éxopevero ea To dpviov dita éxopevero 4 ‘ hal a , Abr HKorovbnoev airhy eis TXOAHVY NHEPE HLA e ° ae | ‘ , O ww ex Thy apxnv ee eee Aird qrotnoev ra TéKva yeAacelv Kal mace p a eee = BAézrovra TO dpviov év 7XoAy Tenia Marica una corderita Tan blanca como la nieve su lana, 4g Y dondeguiera que anduviese Mariquilla, ‘ ia L ria tambien la cordera. : We $-6%| Signiola undia a la escuela, AR Lo que era contra las reglas, Hizo rein y jugar a los muchachos “Sof A Viendo a la cordera en la escuela. —Dr.b: 66 The Colonel ‘°-WILDERED AND FORLORN’”’ LEONORA JOHNSTON ERILY, he who says that this is a common-place world belongs to one of two classes; either he is one of those self-absorbed beings who never looks about him, or he has never had occasion to record the happenings of a basket-ball game. I suppose my reason for the former statement needs no explanation; my reason for the latter will be evident, I trust, by the time my story has been told. There were two of us who were to commemorate in glowing terms for the local papers, a certain never-to-be-forgotten game. Of course, there was a general rejoicing, and the quintet was duly congratulated, that goes without saying, but what of us, the poor unsung heroines who were yet to conquer Fate! After wasting the greater part of the afternoon doing nothing at all, we decided to find some place that would be near to our respective newspaper offices and where at the same time we could write com- fortably. Finally choosing a rest-room in a nearby department store, our first move was to sit down at a desk and remove our hats, to the great delight of three small girls and the amazement of a dignified colored maid. With our brains relieved of their ponderous weight of flowers and velvet, we were ready for the fray. Gnawing our pencils for a few moments proved productive of thought, and soon we were busily scribbling blissfully unconscious of the fact that we had left only half an hour of daylight. Nor did we notice that one by one people left the room; the saleswomen outside were arranging things for the night, but still we sat, stopping at every few sentences to laugh or read our accounts aloud. Picture our surprise, therefore, when Fate, in the shape of the big black maid, came and drove us into outer darkness! “Ves, ma’am! Ah reckon we do close at six o'clock! There was nothing to do but seek another resting place in which to corner the literary muse. We finally tracked her into one of the very newspaper offices that were to receive the products of all these our labors. We decided that this was the most appropriate place in the world to let our thoughts blos- som into words, so out came pens and paper. Whena gentleman at last noticed two young ladies stand- ing up at the desks writing as if their lives depended on it he was too surprised to say more than ‘‘ Why, certainly!”’ when they asked if they might stay there for a few minutes and write. Our positions may have been unusual; to say the least we were glad when we were again on the street. A flying trip to the respective editors proved the final and uneventful steps in the history of our “write-ups.” Indeed, we fondly supposed our adventures for the day had closed, but we had recokned without our families. When I at last reached my home, after numerous but false scares in the dark, I found my parents in a remarkable state between anxiety and delight on beholding me alive and smiling still. I found later that the telephone wires had sung incessantly in an unavailing search for the wan- derers. When our dignified articles appeared the next day there was nothing to signify that they had been thrust before the public eye with so much difficulty, but doubtless the words smiled to each other and whispered: ‘Ah, if we would but tell!’ y) ; x at @ ee aod pz ee P CHEMISTRY— PHYSIOLOGY - MATERIA-MEDICA —HISTOLOGY CLASS YELL Oxides, sulphates, methyl group, Mumps and measles, colds and croup; Stomach, liver, lungs and spleen, U. of L. and class fifteen. Colors Black and White OFFICERS W. F. HOLBROOK, President O. C. FOSTER, Vice-President H. W. GINGLES, Secretary and Treasurer E. M. EWERS, Historian The Colonel FRESHMAN CLASS ROLL 1911-1912 ALLEN, WILL H. ALEXANDER, P. M. ABELL, C. E. BACH, LUTHER BARTON, EARL BECK, N. C. BEELER, BRUCE H. CARR, THOMAS C. CLAYPOOL, DON P. CLIFFORD, CHAS. G., CHOW, KUEI CURRY, ALBERT W. CONLEY, ORVA COHEN, M. B. DIXON, FRED W. DUNBAR, G. S. ELLARS, L. R. EILERS, A. W. EWERS, E. M. FATHEREE, D. E. FISCHER, WM. O. FAUST, GLEN T. FAIRCHILD, S. RAY FLOYD, JNO. B. FOSTER, OWEN C. FRAZER, JNO. L. GINGLES, HUNTER W. GINN, F. H. GOODMAN, ARTHUR O. GOLDSBOROUGH, R. M, HARRALSON, JNO. H. HAYES, EMMET R. HARRIS, PAUL F., Jr. HICKS, JNO. H. HYDER, R. BENNECK HOLBROOK, W. F. HOWELL, WM. H. HUGHES, HARRY A., JR. JAMISON, WM. F. JUSTICE, JAS. I. KISER, A. E. KAVANAUGH, CHAS. M. KAYTON, MERLE KELSO, RAYBURN LATTIMORE, JAS. P. LYONS; GEO.(C. MARCUM, C. W. McDOWELL, HENRY F. MERRIWETHER, B. M. NEIFHEIMER, C. B. NICHOLS, H. T. MOORE, EARL E. NEGLEY, WM. B. PHILLIPS, F. A. POSEY, E. L. P’POOL, WM. F. REEDER, HENRY H. RICHISON, EARL ROCK, J. H. SARCHET, HUGO N. SKAGGS, JOS. E. SMITH, LEIGHTON A. SMITH, ANGUS J. SMITH, EDWIN D. SMITH, FRANK M. SMITH, AARON H. STRICKLER, F. P. STEELE, G. W. STORK, HARVEY K. SPENCER, BEN]. W. STEPHENS, O. C. SWOPE, BUEL A. STEWART, THOS. W. TODD, GROVER C. TOURNER, C. F. TURLEY, VIGO VOIGT, CHAS. WARE, RALPH H. WALKER, WALTER WARD, RAWLEY W. WATSON, ASAC. WHISTLER, E. P. WILSON, UTHIE R. WILSON, GEO. H. WHITE, VICTOR H. WOOD, CLEVELAND WOODS, RALPH WINTER, KARL D. ZIEGLER, HERBERT G. a0) zx ey) yn em) 2 co ed — yn J 70 e ae The Colonel FRESHMAN CLASS HISTORY Time. October, 1911. Place. University of Louisville, Medical Department. Characters. Upper-classmen and Faculty. Conversation— Sophomores: ‘‘Easy bunch, won't it be fun?” Juniors: ‘Promising class, they are worth helping.”’ Seniors: ‘‘No hope for the college when we leave.” Six months later— Sophomores: Let's quit.” Seniors: ‘‘Not so bad after all.”’ Juniors: ‘‘We told you so.” Faculty: ‘‘Most promising class we have ever had.” (Annual refrain.) And so we came and so we conquered. N the far gone days Destiny saw the need of men for difficult and honored positions and in the provident foresight caused men to be born in different places, giving each the environment suited best to fit him for his special work. Some she placed in cities among the great politicians, libraries, sky-scrapers, poolrooms and smoke; some in pleasant country villages, beautiful with their native scenery of trees, rolling lawns, fair maidens, chiggers and dog-fennel; yet others she placed in the mountains there to breathe pure air energized by the electric and stimulating properties of ozone, lifting them above the sordid and unedifying companionship of children, pigs and dogs, and giving them views of the vastness of the world beyond the peaks by which they were surrounded, others again she placed in the Far East where the passion for the preservation of the past is second only to the passion for the propagation of posterity. After the incubating period, Destiny superintended the brooding as well. Some of her hatchlings she placed in free schools, some in high schools, others in colleges, and yet others in the school of mat- rimony, handicapping them as she saw fit that the Hellespont of material success might not engulf her ambitious Icarus when his waxen wings of ambition had melted in the fierce heat of success. Thus through trials and tribulations, measles and maladies, the purging flames of puppy-passion, and the temfering fire of premature marriage, Destiny evolved these knights of Aeschylus. With no assumption of false modesty we, the class of Nineteen-fifteen, solemnly affirm that we are indispensable to the life of the University and the World. The good angel of our school decreed that we should come. We came. Ever is the new pleasing. ‘Freshmen,’ so we began our life with you, but let us remind you that three-fourths of our number were taken for upper-classmen. So great was the “‘pill-like”’ efficiency of our make-up that we heard the upper-classmen remark about the number of advanced and post men and wished to see the freshmen. How can we help but feel that we have leavened the lump of the staid studentry? The Colonel 71 POEM OF THE FRESHMEN On the first of last September, We made drawings and dissection Who of us can but remember; For Doc Hathaway’s inspection; Eager in pursuit of knowledge If we break a nerve or vein “Class of '15 entered college. Why we—‘‘do that part again.” Sons of homes both far and near Physiology ‘‘ Doctor Mac” Formed the class to us most dear, Sent shivers down our back, Now with pride our bosoms swell And each noise ‘‘to all intents,” As loyal sons of U. of L. Caused a verbal avalanche. Slander, knocks and condemnation How our hearts with longing burn, Oft remind us of our station, Soon as sophs we'll all return, For we always were to blame, And we'll get the Freshies’ goat, “Little Freshie’’ was our name. For we'll smite where we were smote. —jJ.L.F. Justice will take anything back once—especially in Materia Medica. Merriwether has been advised to take another term’s work in the grade schools. We had a visitor in a recent class-meeting who was Robin-some of the subjects up for discussion of their just dues. It has been suggested that R. Kelso write his full name on his cuff so that he may be always ready n Dr. Simpson’s class. 72 The Colonel We are now convinced that our professor in anatomy Hath-a-way of his own because it’s “Remove, clean up, read and work, Reflect, expose, grind, don’t shirk, Make out relations on either side, Cunningham, Gray and FOLLOW THE GUIDE. Voight says “There hain’t no such-a thing as Foster not having time” and A. J. Smith says “‘It want do.” We have a Remark-able assistant in Ana-tomy. Watson is going to take Post work in Histology. Riddle: What does Stevens search for along the river bank? Perhaps he thinks the water will razor. If a Carr would stop on Floyd street would the motorman ring Abell? If a Stork would Swope on a Rock would Barton Bach off? Because Faust can Curry a horse it is no sign that Conley is a good Whistler. If Cohen fell in a P’Pool would Lyons Fischer out? If my Fairchild would give a Howell would Ewers? If Justice ran a Ward Wood he Neidahammer? ‘““Buzzarb'’ HuGHES—“ Just before I left Arizona I saw an Indian blow the top of a man’s head off with a shotgun.” “SprKE’’ SMITH, of Rogersville—‘‘Did it kill him?” “Buzzarp’’ HuGHes—‘‘No, you hillbilly, he starved to death.” Dr. HumpHorey—'' Mr. Ziegler, what is the iris for?’’ ZIEGLER (dozing)—‘‘ To regulate the amount of air.” When I asked my girl, she said, “Go ask Papa,” 3ut she knew that I knew that her father was dead, And she knew that I knew the life that her father had led, And she knew that I knew what she meant when she said, “Go ask Papa.” “ISN'T HE A GOOD ONE?” OFFICERS K. L. GRAY, President V.M. LONGMIRE, Vice-President EARL GLENN, Secretary ARMES, GEO. H. BAKER, BRUCE BEADLES, R. L. BERLE, CHAS. K. BERTRAM, H.N. BLAIR, P. K. BISHOP, FRANK C. BLACK, J. R. BOTTS, GEO. W. BROEKER, CONRAD BUSH, ANDREW P. CALDWELL, A. G. CARTER, STEWART CONNOR, R. W. CURTIS, CHESTER DENSFORD, W. L. DODSON, BROOKE EDGERTON, H. E. FERGUSON, O. E. FAGAN, J. L. J. H. E. FUST, Treasurer C. K. BERLE, Historian C. BROEKER, Sergeant-at-Arms CLASS ROLL FELD, NATHAN FUST, J. H. E. GLENN, EARL GUNTERMANN, P. GLENN, FOSTER C. GRAY, KENNETH L. HALE, £1. HALL, E. R. HARMON, V. E. HAWKINS, CLARENCE HOOKER, JAS. F. HARVEY, JOS. L. HENSON, E. B. HUFNAGEL, C. J. KIRKPATRICK, R. B. KLAUBER, EDWARD LEVENDORF, ISRAEL LONGMIRE, V. M. McKINNEY, W. E. MONACO, SALVATOR MARCUS, S. M. McPHEETERS, JAS. N. MAYO, HARRY H. McREYNOLDS, BEN. MAUNEY, S. H. MATHEWSIAN, M. H. MARCUM, C. B. MILLS, CHAS. D. OZIAS, CHAS. R. RABER, WM. G. RICHESON, H. H. REYNOLDS, E. O. RAY, ERMINE L. REMARK, P. R. ROBINSON, M. M. SHREWSBURY, L. E. SAYERS, VANCE W. VANDER VOORT, WM. WOOLSEY, H. A. SSVID ANONWOHdOS AHL 76 . ; _ The Colonel CLASS HISTORY, 1914 NFORTUNATELY, dear reader, I have been selected once more to pester you in this annual with the history of our modest little class of 14. It is said that folks learn by experience, and I suppose this holds good even with medical students, but such must not be the case. Either that or their minds must have been taken up with the more serious problem of medicine when our class election took place; or we must ex- cuse them in electing me as historian in ‘they know not what they do.” But even as the hangman’s duty is to hang, so shall I try and give you in the short space that I am allowed the brief history of our illustrious class during the past year. Of course, as you have doubtless already supposed, the term began in September, by our licking the Freshmen. So far, so good. This method of administering the ‘elixir of life’? has been continued during the year up till the present writing and if present indications are of any value in predicting the future, the same state of affairs will continue. For some absurd reason the Freshmen insisted upon putting their numerals in some conspicuous place. Think of the consequences, should some distinguished visitor happen along and see them. In this pugilistic light we are greatly indebted to Mr. C. C. Curtiss, ‘the white hope,” who is to fight Johnson, July 4th, immediately after Flynn knocks him out. Curtiss claims Terre Haute as his native town (?) and answers the description of being a “‘little fellow”? about six feet three and weighing anywhere from 130-225 Ibs. He, besides being called the white (plague) hope, I mean, enjoys the title of “Mutt.’’ (See Bud Fisher.) If you look real carefully, you may be able to distinguish Bertram (Jeff) lurking in his shadow. The Sophomore Class this year is characterized by its fondness for declaring holidays, a thing in our minds that is very essential that we teach the Freshmen. By setting such examples we may look for wonders in these lines next year. In writing a history of our class for the past year it would be unfair, indeed, for me not to mention the pranks played by Cupid. To use a well known expression it may be said that he played (h ) havoc! When the Christmas holidays took most of our classmates home to friends and sweethearts, we were all intact, well and to ‘‘all intents and purposes’ happy. (With apologies to Mr. McCraken.) The spirit of Christmas, however, was too much for one of our classmates, and whether he found her in his stocking or whether she found him in—or rather whether she found him amongst her presents, we have not been able to find out. At any rate he returned to us, not as the happy, jovial youth who left us, but as the sober, indus- trious man and—husband. Such is the fate of Remark! We were just recovering from the effects of the shock, when once more our nerves were doomed to a surprise when one Monday morning we were informed that on the preceding Saturday, Cupid had called another from our midst. Tais latest pervert was no other than Mr. F. C. Bishop, a man to whom everyone looked up to for his seemingly indifference (?) to the fair sex. Wonders will never cease, however, and we may look for anything. Truly it seems that “‘everybody’s doing it now.” ‘The Colonel 77 For defense in this respect I might say that most of us are engaged in the more serious study of medicine, while others are just—engaged! It must be remembered that while we regret the loss of the two who have left us and must consider them gone, still J know of others who feel themselves ‘‘slipping.”’ But if I don’t stop this you will think our class is fastly becoming a matrimonial agency instead of a sober-minded, serious thinking (?) lot of young men having as their vocation the noblest of all professions. But really, dear reader, as far as history itself goes there is not so terribly much to tell. I could describe some of our class meetings, with all their heated discussions and sometimes eloquent speeches as regards whether a holiday shall begin 5 o’clock Friday evening or 8 o'clock Saturday morning. Speeches that would make Patrick Henry's sound like a school boy delivering his first oration at a country school. Or I could tell you of how some over-enthusiastic ones become so enthrilled with class spirit that it necessitates their being assisted from the room. But such as these, I am afraid would fail to interest you. For amusement I wish I cou ld take you to some of our laboratories and class- rooms while our class is ‘‘in session”’ and let you hear some of the bonehead questions and answers. In some other part of this Annual I have tried to give you an idea of some things that are said. At best I can not do them justice. As this is going into the editor’s hands, the report of a fight between the Phar- macists and ourselves comes to me which I can not help mentioning. It seems as though there was a difference of opinion between ourselves and the “pill rollers’? and a snowball fight ensued. A picture of this school, just after the battle, will show, better than I can describe it, who was victorious; can be found elsewhere in this book. So after all is said and done, you are just as much in ignorance of our history as when you started—just as I intended you should be. I merely was obliged to fill up some space. The editor insisted upon it! So be lenient in your judgment of my effort; and join with me in hoping that by next year we as Juniors shall have some real sure enough history (we should have by then) and that someone else will be chosen to amuse you with the history of the class of 1914. (May her tribe increase!) C. K. BERLE, ’14. MAY EXAMS Always, no doubt, he wonders A heedless, aimless way— Sometimes, no doubt, he misses His dear beloved play; But presently bethinks him And crams his head full then, For it’s half-past flunking-time And time to flunk again. at ae Lf , LC a if J Lk] — _ R The Colonel Le FIRST Le The Colonel — ; : | 79 SCENE IN THE BACTERIOLOGICAL LABORATORY THE MICROBE’S SERENADE His epithelium burned with love, He swore by molecule above A proud bacillian belle, and she She'd be his own gregarious mate, Or else he would disintegrate. Was first of the animalculae. Of organism saccharine, This amorous mite of a parasite She was the protoplasmic queen, Pursued the germ both day and night, The microscopical pride and pet And ‘neath her window often played Of the biological smartest set, And so this infinitesimal swain Evolved a pleasing love refrain: A love-lorn microbe met by chance At a swagger bacterial dance The Darwin-Huxley serenade, He’d warble to her every day This rhizopodical roundelay: “O most primordial type of spore “O lovely metamorphic germ, What futile scientific term I never met your like before, Can well describe your many charms? And though a microbe has no heart, Come to these embryonic arms, From you, sweet germ, I'll never part, Then hie away to my cellular home, We'll sit beneath some fungus growth t Till dissolution claims us both!” And be my little diatom.” THOMAS MANNING Dorsey, Pi Mu. a5 ToT . xON Jr y es CLASS OFFICERS L. E. WERRY, Treasurer CHAS. LANAHAN, Sergeant-at-Arms W. 1. HUME, President M. L. CLARK, Vice-President SAM A. BRAUN, Secretary ALEXANDER, GEO. BAKER, GEORGE E. BELOTE, G. B: BENZ, JESSE BOYD, HARRY A. BOONE, CU AS}z. BOOHER, IRVIN E. BRAUN, SAM A. BRISCOE, L. E. BUCKNER, F. I. BROWN, R. F. BURNS, WM. A. BURNETT, THEO. L. CLARK, M. L. CRAIN, A. W. CROW, H.-L. COUCHMAN, A. B. CONNELLY, JNO. A. DAY, GEORGE H. DEER, BLAN W. DOHERTY, WM. B. DOBBINS, V. L. DUENWEG, RUDOLPH DYER, GL. EDDLEMAN, CHAS. S. FARREN, C. A. FARLEY, JEFF CLASS, 1911-12 FALL, NORMAN B. FORSTER, WM. A. GARLAND, D. G. GOODNIGHT, T. L. GOOD, M. D. GRIFFITH, GORDON HAZLEWOOD, VARNEY HOWARD, E. E. HOUSE, JEFF D. HORNER, FRANK HUME, W. I. ISON, GEO. W. KANNAPPELL, A. P. LAWRENCE, M. M. LEGGETT, V. M. LANAHAN, CHAS. E. LUCAS, PHIL G. LUKE, J. M. LYNCH, O. B. McGREGOR, F. H. McCLANAHAN, C. W. MANZER, T. T. MILLER, O. R. MITCHELL, A. M. MIMMS, C. W. METCALF, H. C. MILLER, SAM H. MORRISON, G. C. MORSE, W. L. NELSON, O. A. NEBLETTE, L. W. OZMENT, W. L. PAHMIERE, J. W. PARRISH, BEN H. POWE, ALEX. M. RICE E: 1; ROBERTSON, J. E. RUBEE, R. H. RUMPH, THOS. G. RUMPH, JNO. G. SDEELE, N..E. STALNAKER, GUY SMITH, . Et. SMITH,-W. T. TAYLOR, W. E. VAN ZANDT, TOM VOOR, JNO. B. WALDEN, P. M. WALKER, ALLEN H. WERRY, L. E. WILSON, P. E. WILEY, JOS. GC. YONGUE, W. J. ZINK, C. M. SSV1ID YOINDAL AHL 82 The Colonel JUNIOR CLASS HISTORY O. R. MILLER C. W. McCLANAHAN ACH year the college poets and essayists consume tons of ink to express an ounce of thought. Each year the college orators beat the air with frenzied gestures in a titanic struggle to avoid some universal catachysm or to acquaint the ignorant public with the profound knowledge of a perfect love. So each year brings forth its crops of college classes and each class, its history, jokes and words of apologetic explanation. Strange as this may seem at first glance the reason is not far to seek. History writers of today are not the history writers of yesterday, neither will they be the history writers of tomorrow. Consequently it is an honor one does not covet more than once. Behind the comic mask the Annual wears, there are often tragic countenances born of the futile efforts to reach through years passed and groping along their dust-covered shelves to gather their records of events long-since forgotten. So we, who are nominally responsible for this issue make you the identical bow that our predecessors have made and in spite of all its shortcomings we hope the class and its friends may find something to interest them. A bare statement of the facts in the history of this class would, if amassed, the important and the minute, con- stitute a manuscript far too vast for the space allotted us in this, our most cherished and honored book of memories, the ‘‘Colonel.’’ Consequently, it will be necessary to state only those more important, which will in the future serve to conjure to our minds the many less important but no less pleasant ones. And if this history shall serve its purpose of keeping fresh our memories, if it shall prove an instrument which will enable us to reflect our gaze down memory’s hallway and view again our friends of these good old days, laughing at the same old jokes, dating, possibly to Ancient Greece, and pitching crack-a-loo at the same old line, if it does this, then it fullfils its mission and to our feeble efforts is granted the greatest measure of success to which such an article could aspire. It seems but a day since we congregated from the four corners of everywhere; the most lowly and consequently the most abused of all classes, familiarly dubbed ‘‘Freshies’’ by the obnoxious ‘‘Sophs.”’ But we succeeded in raising ourselves in their estimation or of their sinking in ours when drastic measures were instituted for the fulfillment of our class spirit. Equally clear in our memories are the many exciting experiences with fruit venders and coal drivers by their sudden delugement with a sack of water or the stinging contact of a well made snow ball. And will we ever forget our first election, when, after thorough consideration of candidates, decided upon one, who termed himself ‘‘A Country Kid,” and would much rather have the distinction of serving us than trying to pass “‘ Reciprocity Bills.” Never- theless,we will all have to admit that we selected wisely and Mr. Belotte was never to be found wanting, and finally after a most severe extraction by our feeble knowledge by ‘Mr. Faculty,’’ and with the label of a ‘clean sheet,’’ we again congregated but not as ‘‘Freshies,’’ nay, never more, we were then “‘Sophs,”’ and consequently all must look up to us, for is it not truly wonderful to be a Sophomore? At once we proceeded to lunge into political strife and after a most severe extraction we drew forth the tall flaxen haired gentleman from the Lone Star, the Hon. T. G. Rumph as our president. And to his profound regret he was soon to learn the truth of that old adage, ‘‘ Weary is the head that wears the Crown,” for upon his shoulders we at once placed the responsibility of our most bitter fight with a number of the Faculty. But lo, we held together, and have we not finished our Sophomore year without even a scratch, only lots of advice for the future? And once more we meet, this time as Juniors. Next to the last step into the profession. Juniors, who look down on two classes, are looked down upon in turn by one. We were minus a few, 'tis true, but in return others have come to fill their places and we stand, as ever, a complete class, having more- over the compliment from the Faculty of being, ‘‘The best yet.’’ As in former years we again held an election which some of our members saw reason to slight and we elected this time-for our president one not from Texas, nor ‘‘A Country Kid,” but the gentleman from Kentucky, Mr. W. I. Hume. And it goes without saying that we again chose wisely, for we have even yet to find him wanting And so, gentlemen of the Junior Class, being intrusted with the composition of your history, we have endeavored to give you the best that is in us, and sincerely hope that this will meet with your combined approval, And when we meet as Seniors, We each hope again to clasp, The hand of each old member, Of our good old thirteen class. The Colonel ; 83 TO ONE WE LOVE There lives a professor, we know him quite well, On therapeutics he loves to dwell, He’s lectured on tumors and ulcers by scores, Anacidity, anhydria and cancers and sores. The stomach and pylorus we’ve explored them throughout, From the outside looked in and from the inside looked out, Seen ulcers like saddles and sarcomas and such, And laughed at things serious and of nothing made much. At writing prescriptions he had a mild fit, Until our friend Wiley pulled off a great hit, And now, my dear reader, for a week at one time, We had no prescriptions—Oh, Gee, it was fine! That man is still lecturing and lecturing with vim, Our deepest of sympathies go out after him; The years will slip past us by tens and by scores, But still he’ll be lecturing on ulcers and sores. EVENTIDE When the busy day is over, With its heavy load of care, When faint twilight’s tints are faded, And night reigns everywhere, When the lights are all extinguished, And in meditation deep, I review the day’s proceedings ere I lay me down to sleep. When the hearthfire’s burning brightly, And upon the study wall, It casts its ghostly shadows, Like phantoms, grim and tall, Tis then my soul takes recreation, Lifts its wings and soars away, To Elysian fields in Dreamland, To a brighter, better day. Castles in Spain come lightly springing, As if through a mist they quickly broke, I see them floating all about me, Like some airy film of smoke. And now this hour brings satisfaction, That nowhere else I find, Like a potent drug producing Intoxication of the mind. O. R. MILLER. OFFICERS ELBERT W. JACKSON, President CAREY C. MAUPIN, Vice-President JOHN RAY PRYOR, Secretary WILLIAM EDGAR DOWNIE, Treasurer J. CARLISLE DODSON, Historian CHAS. E. VIDT, Prophet HARRY M. LIMBACH, Poet COMMITTEES Committee on Program Committee on Caps and Gowns W.S. NEEDHAM, Chairman K. J. HEATHERMAN, Chairman G. M. McLEISH C. A. MARTIN R. C. MOSS GE: VIDE W. H. NASH W. D. LEWIS W. R. BLACKMON D. W. QUEEN Committee on Class Pictures Committee on Invitations H. W. COX, Chairman C. E. GAUPIN, Chairman A. L. BASS S. L. MCKINNEY M. H. WALKER W. E. SEALE GEO. HAYS E. W. NORTHCUTT G. E. MOWRER R. S. JOHNSON Committee on General Arrangements J. A. SMITH, Chairman H. M. LIMBACH H. D. HIVELY JOSEPH HENRY _ The Colonel 85 ELBERT W. JACKSON Clinton, Ky. “Night after night, He sat and bleared his eyes with books.” Marion College, Clinton, Ky.; President Senior Class. CAREY C. MAUPIN Oklahoma City, Okla. “The harp of Orpheus was not more charming.” Epworth Univ. of Oklahoma; Vice President Senior Class; President Ego Club. Joun Ray PRyoR Mayfield, Ky. “An adorer of female loveliness, but one would never suspect him of such weakness.” West Kentucky College, Mayfield, Ky., Secretary Senior Class. J. CartisLe Dopson Scottsville, Ky. “Lord of himself, that heritage of woe.”—E. in C. Western Kentucky State Normal, Ky.; Historian of Senior Class. Bowling Green, The Colonel WILLIAM EpGAR Downie, Ph. G. Bridgetown, Barbadoes, B. W. I. “His face is as a book, where men may read strange matters.”’ Combermere College; Barbadoes Pharmacy College; Treasurer Senior’ Class; Custodian in Sophomore year; Registered Druggist Barbadoes and Kentucky. CHARLES E. Vipt Newark, N. J. “The man from Coney Isle, Who came to Louisville to stay awhile, Would now return but ‘tis too late, His feet are tangled in the web of fate.” Historian Freshman and Sophomore Classes; Senior Class Prophet; Boston Technical Institute. The Colonel HARRY MARTIN LINBACH, A. B. Monument, Colo, “His looks but half reveal his knowledge.” University of Michigan; Phi Chi; Class Poet and Pedagogue. CHARLES Epw. GAUPIN 1219 W. Market, Louisville, Ky. “He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his argument.” Graduate from St. Xavier’s College, '08; Vice Presi- dent Freshman Class; Invitation Committee. LAWRENCE E. Downs Conway, Ark. “With the fond maids in palmistry he deals, They tell the secret first which he reveals.”’ Hendrix College, Conway, Ark.; Vanderbilt Univ., 08-'10;, Assistant Art Editor of ‘Colonel,’ ’12; De- scendant of Ichabod Crane. cis as eed The Colonel W. K. Howarp Wallins Creek, Ky “Sweet are the slumbers of a virtuous man.” Lincoln Memorial University, Cumberland Gap, Tenn. ° Ex-Principal of Frog Hollow Dancing Academy of Har- lan County. WARREN M. Royat, B. S. Ocilla, Ga. “At his oratory even Cicero and Demosthenes are made to sigh, and struggle in their graves because of their insignificance.”’ Georgia Normal College and Business Institute, Douglas, Ga.; President Freshman Class; Secretary Sophomore Class. L. T. WHALEY Birdseye, Ind. “His imagination resembles the wings of an ostrich.”’ Central Normal College, Danville, Ind.; Oakland City College, Oakland City, Ind.; Craftsman. Se — — eee The Colonel 89 SAMUEL CLEMENS SMITH Larue, Ky “With the ladies he has won great fame, His hair and eyes put all to shame, And his teeth are so even, so beautiful and white, Many of us wonder if he removes them at night.” Sue Bennett Memorial School; Sergeant-at-Arms Sophomore Class. R. CaRLIsLE Moss, A. B. Rockfield, Ky. “With his embryonic voice he croaks like a frog with quinsy.”’ Ogden College, Bowling Green; Secretary Junior Class. RoBERT ELMER JOHNSON Danville, Ill. “A man’s a fool, If not instructed in a woman's school. Married Man; Craftsman. = : : The Colonel E. S. FREEMAN Wilson, La. “Diseased nature oftentimes breaks forth in strange eruptions.” Centenary College, Jackson, La.; Tulane Medical; Pi Kappa Alpha; Phi Beta Pi. J. W. BELLAMY Buchanan, Ky. “Every man has a sane spot somewhere.” Western Kentucky State Normal, Bowling Green; Ladies’ man. Lan L. HEWLETT Hanson, Ky. ‘(A mirror is better than a whole gallery of ancestral portraits.” Western Kentucky State Normal, Bowling Green; Craftsman, Poet and Novelist. The Colonel “Wearing all that weight of learning lightly like a flower.”’ West Kentucky College, Mayfield, Ky. EppIE RILEY Mayfield, Ky. “Though deep, yet clear; though gentle, yet not dull.” CuHas. N. HAHN Cliquot, Mo. Southwest Baptist College, Bolivar, Department, 8 College, Kansas City, Mo., Osten Ut Thiet, of L; ’ Mo.; Medical 07-09; University Medical CHARLES ANTHONY HAMMER, Ph. G. Louisville, Ky. “In physical appearance and beauty, he resembles a preacher, but here the resemblance ends.” Kentucky School of Pharmacy, ’10; 5. F. C. ’02; Mem- ber K. of C7 L. T; U. No. 10: es The Colonel ORVILLE ARNOLD PEER, Oph. D. Watervliet, Mich, “What though his hair be gray, he is not old in mind.” Northern Illinois College, Ophthalmology and Otology; University of Valparaiso; Craftsman. J. EMERY JENKINS Dixon, Ky. “We grant, although he had much wit, He was very shy in using it.” Dixon High School; Captain of Base Ball Team. G. FIELDING JONES Smith Mills, Ky. “A special favorite with the fairer sex, but weightier things engage his mind.” Western Kentucky State Normal, Bowling Green; Member Board of Directors of ‘Colonel,’ 112; Pi Mu. The Colonel 93 T. DeWitt GoopMAN Dew Drop, Ky. “He once was rosy, tall and fat, Till Cupid played his pranks, But now he’s pale, slender and flat, And most that’s left is shanks.” Morehead High School, Morehead, Ky.; Recently married, WILLIAM GARFIELD HENDERSON Good Water, Mo. “Whose very smile attracts lovers of art.” Marvin Collegiate Institute; Springfield Normal College, Mo.; An Old Bachelor. N. Ettis Mattox Rego, Ind. “Still they gazed, and still the wonder grew, That one small head could carry all he knew.” Graduated Indiana State Normal, '05, Terre Haute, Ind.; Craftsman; Married man. 94 “Great is the plague of being too handsome a man.” g Kentucky School of Pharmacy; Vice President Junior class. WituiaAM H. Beazcey, Ph. G. Shepherd, Texas The Colonel ARLEY D. CATHEY Wilton, Ark. “His thoughts are begotten in the ventricle of memory, nourished in the womb of pia mater, and delivered at Thompson’s quiz.” Medical Dept., Univ. of Ark., ‘O8-'10, F. P. RILey Kirksville, Mo. “To hear him speak and sweetly smile, You were in Paradise the while.”’ Conception College, ’02-'05; Treasurer Junior Class; Business Manager Annual, ‘12. The Colonel 95 STANLEY A. GUILBEAU Breaux Bridge, La. “The desire of knowledge in excess caused man to fall.” Louisiana State Medical, Tulane 'O8- 11; 1900-'03. J. F. McKneEcr ty, B. 5S. Clinton, La. “For mystic learning wondrous able.” Centenary College; La. State Univ.; Medical Department. Univ., University of Hong Kong; Pi Mu. Tulane Univ. WILLIAM L. PECK Maben, W. Va. “Some of us like spaghetti, Others like roast, But he likes anything, Taken with a toast.” Editor of Clubs and Organizations, ‘‘Colonel,” 12. The Colonel A. L. Bass; A. B: Campbellsville, Ky. “He is the one whose mighty words, Bring chaos into form, When discord rules in our midst, He quiets the mighty storm.” Central Univ.; Sigma Alpha Epsilon; Base Ball Team; Athletic Editor; Picture Committee; Phi Chi; Historian Junior Class; Tight Wad among crap shooters; Boot Licker among Faculty and Ideal College Man in his own estimation. S. H. Bow Louisville, Ky “He is not lazy, but believes by going slower things will last longer.” Georgetown College; Hospital College of Medicine; Married man. H. D. Hive ty, Ph. G. Walton, W. Va. “He is complete in feature and in mind.” Kentucky School of Pharmacy; Marshall College '07-'08; A West Virginia Capitalist; Craftsman. The Colonel its 97 Joun W. Story Harrison, Ark. “He full of bashfulness and truth, loved much, hoped little and desired nought.” Graduate Webb School, Belle Buckle, Tenn.; Arkansas Traveler. A. M. Lyon Roscoe, Ky. “Not all the culture of the polished town, Can smooth the roughness of the barnyard clown.” Eastern Kentucky State Normal, Richmond, Ky.; President Junior Class. J. ORVILLE HILL Logan, W. Va. ‘ . “a. . ‘Seems to have a natural ability for absorbing knowledge of medicine.” Morris Harvey College, Barboursville, W. Va.; Crafts- man; Gallant fellow and specialist on bronchitis. 98 hee The Colonel LAWRENCE N. Topp Richmond, Ky. “Don’t stare at this so, He’s not out of place, But a member of the class, Don’t you recall his face?” Chief of Lady Smasher Society. R. S. JOHNSON Lookout, Ky. “A follower of Diana, and from his youth has been a distinguished explorer of dark, dismal caves and mountain forests.” Kentucky State University, Lexington, Ky.; Married man and Father; Invitation Committee. RusH F. FARLEY Williamson, W. Va. “God made him, therefore let him pass for a man.”’ Craftsman; Miner; Bravado; Sergeant-at-Arms Sen- ior Class; Admirer of Hercules; For information con- cerning his ancestry see Huxley’s ‘‘ Marsupials’ and Darwin’s “Origin of Species.” The Colonel 99 GEO. TINGLEY BARCKLOW 495 Central Ave., East Orange, N. J. “Talks much, and says just nothing for an hour.” The writer was requested to remain silent concerning his past. J. ROSENBERG New York, N. Y. “At whose sight all the stars, Hide their diminished heads.”’ A specimen from Bronx's Zoological Garden.”’ H. D. ROSENBERG New York, N. Y. “Words fell from his lips sweeter than honey.”’ Ante-deluvian; For his complete history see Hero- dotus’ “History of Old World.” 100 The Colonel P. R. PirrRson New Albany, Ind. “Orpheus with his lute made trees, and the mountain tops that freeze, bow themselves when he sings.” Graduate New Albany High School, '05; New Al- bany Commercial College, '06; Member Board of Directors “Colonel,’’ '12. Club. S. T. SCRIVNER “Female frogs are voiceless, only the males croak.” Ex-pedagogue and Stock Raiser. A. PRESTON WARMAN, Ph. G. “ As headstrong as an alligator on the banks of the Nile.” Kentucky School of Pharmacy; Craftsman; Ego The Colonel 101 DENNA C. (SLEEPY) DANIEL, Ph. G. Marshes, W. Va. i = =a ot hes : Blessed be he who first invented sleep; it covers a man all over like a cloak.” Marshal College, ’01-’04, Huntington, W. Va., Crafts- man. Tuomas M. GARNER Aubush, Ky. “The happiest he, who far from public rage, drinks the pure pleasure of rural life.’’ Richmond State Normal; Craftsman and Ex-peda- gogue; Chief Tobacco Chewer and Champion Debater. ALBERT J. GUERINOT Rochester, N. Y. “Cognizant of his unsophisticated and heterogeneous vocabulary he persistently avoids vernacular language and extemporaneously and imprompt- uitively, in an almost incomprehensible phrase- ology, generates hot air.”’ Phi Chi; New York Politician; Opponent to Garner in Class Debates. The Colonel WALTER Cox Irvine, Ky. “Magnetism oozes from his very ‘sole’ and to the ladies he is irresistible.” Member Board of Directors of “Colonel,” °12. L. B. WATKINS Gilbert, La. “He worked and sung from morn till night, no lark more blithe than he.”’ High School, Gilbert, La.; admirer of Bacchus and Lover of Venus. CLARENCE W. TAYLOR Georgetown, Ind. “He would not with a presumptory tone, Assert the nose on his face his own.” University of Halicamassus, Africa; Age unknown. The Colonel 103 J. A. OUTLAND Almo, Ky. “Whom wisdom wooed, but wooed in vain.” Centreville H igh School, Centreville, Tenn.; Murray Training School, Murray, Ky. Ropert P. E. STARR Glasgow, Ky. “His dominant characteristic is a fondness for the op posite sex.” Glasgow Normal School, Glasgow, Ky.; Assistant Manager Lady Smasher Society. F. Cectt BANDY Franklin Ky. “Spends much of his spare time with his old chum Mor- pheus.” Scottsville High School, Scottsville, Ky.; Custodian Inventor and Discoverer; Found the germ Junior Cle of cupiditis and became infected. 104 R. BLACKMON The Colonel W. A. TAYLOR Dike, Texas “Not body enough to cover his mind decently with; his intellect is improperly exposed.” Grapevine College, Grapevine, Texas; Craftsman; Married man; Eastern Texas Normal College, Com- merce, Texas. Kershaw, S. C. “One science only will one genius fit, So vast is art, so narrow human wit.” Wake Forest College, Wake Forest, N. C.; Craftsman. Gro. M. McLeIsu New Albany, Ind. “Oh, thou art a sweet lipp'd physician.” Graduate New Albany High School; Fishing Club; Follower of Hypocrates. Member of The Colonel | = 105 RIcHARD R. SNOWDEN Irvine, Ky. “Of manners quiet, of affections mild, In wit a man, simplicity a child.” University Phenolphcascareta at Podopolini. Cuas. B. Barp Bringhurst, Ind. “Pathology was in its infancy, ‘Till Dr. Bard entered the field, And with his simple camera, Myriads of micro-organisms revealed.” Photographer; Craftsman; Microscopist; Associate Photographic Editor ‘‘Colonel,’’ '12. ARNOLD UTTERBACH, A. B. 147 Arcum Ave., Lexington, Ky. “There’s not a letter in his name, But is a charm to melt a woman's eye.” Graduated Sharpsburg College, '03, Sharpsburg, Ky.; Transylvania University, '05-'06. 106 S. L. McKinney, Ph. G. Lynnville, Ind. “If there’s anything he knows, 'Tis not of science or art, But He always gets his part.” Graduate of Lockyear College; President Butt-In Club; if there’s any grafting being done, Kentucky School of Pharmacy, and attended Oakland City College, '06-'07; Assistant Business Manager to Annual, '10; Phi Chi; Invitation Committee. Graduate Lockyear College, Pi Mu; Member Picture Committee. The Colonel E. THos. SELLERS Robard, Ky “His face was of the doubtful kind, That wins the eye, but not the mind.” Robard High School, ‘01; Southern Bowling Green, Ky., ’02-'05; Normal School, Bowling Green Business University, ‘06; Pi Mu. M. H. WALKER Hebbardsvi'le Ky. “If he had two ideas in his head they would fall out with each other.” 07, Evansville, Ind.; The Colonel ERNEsT P. BUCKLEY Jeffersonville, Ind. “A man whose eloquence has power, To clear the fullest house in half an hour.” 107 Jeffersonville High School; Member of the Lady Mashers Club. Davip L. HILi 1529 Second St., Louisville, Ky “Of mysteries this world is laden, And has been from time immemorial, So let us pray that this ‘Our David,” May wander home with his hard earned roll.” Belton Military Academy, Belton, Texas; Alpha Hiram S. EGGERS 1181 E. Broadway, Louisville, Ky. “Here’s the man who plays base ball, He’s very skinny and extra tall, Has auburn hair and bluish eyes, But in spite of these, can catch the flies.” Manual Training High School; Alpha Kappa Kappa; Theta Nu Epsilon; Craftsman; Base ball team. Kappa Kappa; Theta Nu Epsilon. Twas Wad Trio. O. P: CHapMaNn, Ph. G. 1424 S. Fourth Ave., Louisville, Ky. ‘His brain was like that of a healthy wild animal freshly captured from nature.” Phi Chi and Theta Nu Epsilon; Member of Paper Wad Trio; Pharmacist. J. “Learning, by ’ ne er The Colonel R. CorTreLi 1424 S. Fourth Ave., Louisville, Ky. study must entailed from be won, sire to son.” Phi Chi and Theta Nu Epislon; Member of Paper CLIFFORD S. Louisville Manual High School; GoopMAN, A. B. 1444 S. First St., Louisville, Ky. Pi Mu and Nu Epsilon; Member of Paper Wad Trio. “Here’s another of your ciphers to fill up the number; Oh brave old ape in a silken coat.” Theta The Colonel 109 C. A. MArTIN Welsh, La. “His was the subtle look and sly, That, spying all, seemed naught to spy.’ Louisiana South-Western Institute; Frenchman; age unknown. WILLIAM S. NEEDHAM Booneville, Ky. “A genius is a man who lives up to his own good opinion of himself.” Booneville Academy; Phi Chi.; Ego Club. Wo. E. SEALE, B. S. Braxton, Miss. “The sun cannot dry the vapors that shade his bright- ness.” Mississippi College, Jackson, Miss.; Alpha Kappa Kappa. 110 C. B. JONES Quanah, Texas “His hair was something sandy, And was done in pretty curls, And was parted in the middle, In the manner of a girl's.” Texas Christian University, Waco, Tex. The Colonel Ross C. MAaArtTIN, Ph. G. 1115 W. Mulberry St., Kokomo, Ind. “The best of friends fall out, and so His hair has done some years ago.” Kentucky Military Institute; Purdue University; Indi- ana University; Phi Rho Sigma; Married man. E. B. MALLoy 531 Silver St., Marion, Ohio “That man who hath a tongue, is no man, If with that tongue he cannot win a woman.” University of Pittsburg, Pittsburg, Pa.; Phi Beta Pi, = The Colonel 05 . 111 MELVIN G. PADEN, Jr. Carrizozo, New Mexico “In action faithful, in honor clear.” Graduate of New Mexico Military Institute. ALFRED B. MILLS Portsmouth, Ohio “ , Nature denied him beauty but gave him brains.’ University of Michigan, Med. Dept.; Gentleman; Vice Pres. Ego Club. Ropert H. Rowe, A. B. Newton, N. C. “Brief and glorious here his short career.” Catawba College; University N. Carolina, '07-'09; Jefferson Medical College, ’09-'10. 112 | _The Colonel L. L. BULLEITT New Albany, Ind. “He hath never fed on the dainties that are bred in a book; he hath not eaten paper, as it were; he hath not drunk ink.” Philosopher; Naturalist; Astronomer. YC ort FaoG. Ocilla, Ga. “The beautiful are never desolate but some one always loves them.” Randolph Macon Academy, Bedford City, Va., '06-’08; Kentucky School of Pharmacy, '09-'10. Won Gold Medal on Chemistry, 09. Craftsman. Weed Bl exnicas Mayo, Fla. “nN P Nature hath framed strange fellows in her time.” Mercer University, Macon, Ga.; Special Student of “Goepp.” The Colonel W. H. Bruce Wise, Va. “A milder mannered man than he never cut a throat or scuttled a ship.’ Emery and Henry College; Alpha Kappa Kappa; Base Ball Team; Theta Nu Epsilon. “Let’s GEORGE HAys Louisville, Ky. ‘His conversation does not show the minute hand, but he strikes the hour very correctly. University School; Alpha Kappa Kappa; Theta Nu Epsilon; Craftsman Club; Snow Ball Roller. HERBERT A. Norton High School; And look to the future some good to see.” Director of Loafers’ Clan. see an 2 Taetu The Colonel E. WALTER NORTHCUTT Grant, Ky. “At him The handsome bar maids stare, as mute as fishes; And sallow waiters, frightened, drop their dishes.” Noted Wrestler. Grant, his home, is situated on Greasy Goose Creek, Possum Trot County. D. W. QUEEN Weir, Texas “We have a “Queen” among us, Who makes a ‘‘study’’ leader, He was blown here from Texas.” Univ. Texas, Medical Dept., '08-’09. Baseball Team; Track Team; Capt. Basket Ball Team, 12; Alpha Kappa Kappa. CuHas. E. Moore Newton, Iowa “Has words and thoughts in nice disorder set, And takes a memorandum to forget.” Northwestern University Medical School, ’08; Omega Upsilon Phi; Theta Nu Epsilon; Schlitz. The Colonel 115 FrepD LUTHER SEIVERS Waterloo, Ky. “Love seldom haunts the breast where learning lies.” Kentucky State University, Lexington, Ky.; Farmer; Inventor; Barber; For further reference “History of Kentucky.” T. ELKIN SHELL Houston, Miss. “Knows what he knows as if he knew it not, What he remembers, seems to have forgot.” Mississippi College, Jackson, Miss.; Tulane, Medical Department; Phi Chi; Kappa Sigma; Craftsman; De- scendant of Rip Van Winkle. see Greene's K. J. HEATHERMAN Mohawk, W. Va. “He has been at a great feast of languages and stolen the scraps.” Pi Mu; Secretary of Ego Club; Butt-In Club. 116 “How greatest geniuses oft lie concealed!” Williamsburg Institute; ing Art; Descended from the Seven Sleepers of Ephesus. EpWARD L. INMAN Williamsburg, Ky. Bookworm; Seeker of Heal- _ The Colonel Gr’G, ROSE Atoka, Okla. “In his countenance may be read stories of adventure among wild beasts.” Atoka High School; Craftsman Club; Dermatologist. Wo. J. ALBRECHT McKeesport, Pa. “From a little spark may burst a mighty flame.” University of Pittsburg, Pittsburg, Pa.; Craftsman. The Colonel | C. H. Jones Murray, Ky. “Cheerful at morn he wakes from short repose, Breathes the keen air and carols as he goes.” Centerville High School, Centerville, Tenn. FRANK GEO. UNGERMAN 1145 Succup St., Pittsburg, Pa. “Far may we search before we find, A heart so manly and so kind.” 08-10. Tuomas M. Dorsey, B. S. Louisville, Ky. “As the falling drops of water will at last cave a stone, So may grinding at last win a diploma.” West Virginia University; Jail Physician and Surgeon. Pittsburg College, '04-’08; University of Pittsburg, 118 . The Colonel Homer W. Cox, Ph. G. Birdseye, Ind. “The greatest truths are the simplest; so are the greatest men.” Central Normal College, Danville, Ind.; Kentucky School of Pharmacy, '09-'10. Craftsman and Ego Club. W. M. Cox Williamsburg, Ky. “Then he will talk; good gods! how he will talk.’”’ Williamsburg Institute; Craftsman; Vice President of Butt-In Club. WitiiaM D. Lewis Beckley, W. Va. “Knowledge and timber shouldn’t be used ’till they are seasoned.” Morris Harvey College, Barbourville, W. Va.; Phi Chi. The Colonel 119 M. JosepH HENRY Louisville, Ky. “Just at the age 'twixt boy and youth, When thought is speech and speech is truth.”’ St. Meinrad College; Politician and Lecturer. E. B. DovELL Somerset, Va. “His actions speak much stronger than my pen.” William and Mary’s College, '05-'06; University College of Medicine, Richmond, Va., '07-’09; University of Maryland, '10-'11; Kappa Alpha; Phi Rho Sigma. WILLIAM JosEPH McCCRANN, JR. Omaha, Neb. “His years but young, but his experience old.” Creighton University, Omaha, Neb.; Partner to Henry. The Colonel Wa. Harmon NASH Shelbyville, Ky. “He is like the cock who thinks the sun rises to hear him crow.” Georgetown, '07-'08; Kappa Alpha; Base Ball Team; Alpha Kappa Kappa; Program Committee; Phi Alpha Pi, |; DAALGEN, A... B: Newhern, Ala. “He laid so many books on his head that his brain could not move.” Southwestern Presbyterian Uniy.; Phi Chi and Alpha Tau Omega; Chairman Board Directors ‘‘Colonel;”’ From a Cotton Plantation; Dispenser of Negro Brogue; Body Guard to Runyon. ERNEsT B. Riper, A. B. Hot Springs, Ark. “From the land where the owls hoot and the northers sigh, Where the coyotes wail, and the plowers cry.’ Univ. Arkansas; Sigma Nu; Alpha Kappa Kappa; Theta Nu Epsilon; Treasurer Sophomore Class; Basket Ball Team; Track Team; Originator of Ego Club. rr The Colonel __ 121 A. V. WEINBERGER 2135 Market St., Wheeling, W. Va. “His tempestuous voice is a great hindrance to him, but he is trying hard to subdue it.” High School and Literary College at the Royal Gym- nasium of Austria; Univ. of Zurich, Switzerland; Ba- varian Royal Univ.; Like ‘‘Mutt and Jeff,’ has been to war; Origin and age unknown. HARRY PRESTON SAYLE Coffeeville, Miss. “As silent as the pictures on the wall.” Mississippi College, Clinton, Miss.; Henpecked Hubby. V. H. MILLER Baton Rouge, La. “The pride of his heart is a fetching pompadour and a charming smile.”” Tulane University; Phi Chi; Baseball Team. 122 : The Colonel H. D. McPHERSON Morganville, Ala. “Liked chewing tobacco better than Clinical Pathology.’’ Tulane University; Theta Nu Epsilon; Kappa Psi; Soon to be married; Owl. C. C. GREENE Holly Springs, Miss. “He was gallant and fearless, an American true, A gentleman of the old school.” Tulane Medical; Phi Chi. WILLIAM BEVERLY WHITE Jamestown, N. Y. ‘Mrs. White’s little boy Willie with flowing locks and crimson cheeks is certain to succeed for he ‘gotta’ do it.” Toronto Medical School; Griffith’s Institute; James- town High School; Alpha Zeta; Alpha Kappa Kappa; Phi Alpha Pi. The Colonel | | 123 James A. SMITH Wickliffe, Ky. “Blushing is the most peculiar and the most human of all expressions, for none of the lower animals blush.”’ Cairo High School; Sewanee; Alpha Kappa Kappa; Theta Nu Epsilon; Chairman of General Arrangements Committee. Bryce F. RUNYON Clarksville, Tenn. “No one knows an editor’s cares but an editor.” Southwestern Presbyterian Univ.; Tulane Univ.; Harvard Summer Medical; Sigma Alpha Epsilon; Alpha Kappa Kappa; Theta Nu Epsilon; Phi Alpha Pi; Presi- dent of class in '09-'10; Editor in Chief of ‘‘Colonel.”’ R. J. GILLesPIE Putnam, Ala. “He trudged along, unknowing what he sought, And whistled as he went for want of thought.’”’ Attended Southern University at Greensboro, Ala.; University of Ala., Medical Dept.; Phi Beta Pi; Theta Nu _ Epsilon. 124 The Colonel G. E. Mowrer (Wispom) 968 Baxter Ave., Louisville, Ky. “Knowledge and wisdom, far from being one, Have ofttimes no connection.” Corydon High School, Corydon, Ind.; Ohio Valley Normal School; Indiana University, Bloomington, Ind.; Craftsman; Assistant Professor of Physiology, U. of L., two years; Member Picture Committee. Alas, of all the freaks we're the greatest, Of fools and knaves we’re the head, Every word of the above Has been written in love, And we don’t mean a word that we've said. HISTORIAN. POST GRADUATES Dr. S. P. ALLEN, West Virginia Dr. R. L. Hotipay, Indiana Dr. W. J. Jupy, West Virginia Dr. J. E. McKinney, Texas Dr. W. M. Rusu, Kentucky Dr. Joun C. Tucker, Kentucky Dr. C. S. Truitt, Texas The Colonel 125 THE MODERN MIRACLE I stood on the peak of fancy And gazed across the plain Where countless sons of Adam Did writhe with human pain. Upon their pallid faces Sat hopeless, blank despair; The Breath of Life seemed frozen; The Hand of Death was there. There came a mighty healer Unto that stricken throng, Who healed the broken hearted And filled their souls with song. Without the aid of tonic Or slash of surgeon’s knife, Into their broken bodies He breathed the Breath of Life. The Healers task was ended, His body passed away; But the spirit of his presence Lived on from day to day. Again the sons of Adam Were seized with dread disease; Again their hopes were shattered; Unanswered were their pleas. Through centuries of darkness They struggled for the light; In vain they groped for spirit To lift them from the night. At last they ceased their groping; To Truth and Love they turned; And then in each the spirit With glowing brightness burned; It gave them wondrous insight, It filled their minds with power; In earth and sky their conquests Expanded hour by hour. It taught them how to honor The temple of the soul, To vitalize each tissue And build a perfect whole. No more with bloody leeches The healer seeks to cure; No more with grim infection He makes the blood impure. With deft, unerring fingers He cuts the dross away; With antiseptic fluid He kills the germs that stray. And thus he lifts his fellow Toward life’s high pinnacle, And works in man’s grand temple The modern miracle. 126 : The Colonel SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY VERY MAN, if it be not the will of the Almighty Creator to abandon his journey through early life, lives within the realm of anticipation, expecta- tion and hopes, and looks forward into the future with a feeling of ease and satisfaction. Unfortunately, the future of men come to them in vari- ous ways and in various degrees of health, happiness and success. Cer- tainly every earnest, thoughtful and conscientious human has at some- time or another, concentrated his thoughts, when impression of knowledge of some art or science, and with the aid of imaginative powers carried them to some immedi- ate, local or remote portion of the earth, there to construct and arrange them to his own individual liking and desire. When concentration has once been established and the thoughts radiate to what one believes his divine calling, an occasional plunge into the sea of imagination will rapidly and relentless to other thoughts cause one to picture himself growing high, luxuriantly and flourishing among. the laureates of success. Woe be unto the man who deprives himself the pleasure of indulging in this price- less, solitary and gratifying amusement. It has been said that one’s worth, ability and probable future can be much more accurately determined by his fellowman. Truth abounds in this assertion. One comes to a conclusion in this matter by one of two ways, or both: 1st. By long, constant association and witnessing the doings and achievements of one in early life. 2d. By the general contour and personality of one’s person, considering phrenology and physiognomy. Again, if through the influence of some divine being, one is given the powers to predict, foretell and interpret the will of God, he may justly be termed a prophet. As I am occasionally bestowed with the power of prediction, from some unknown source, I will endeavor, with a knowledge of the above facts, to foretell and predict the future of my honored friends and classmates, as their future appears to me in my moments of prophecy. ALLEN, J. D.— Small in structure but large in mind. A peep into the near future finds him a character of dis- tinction. His name will ever be known as an investigator and research worker. Peck GILLESPIE— Abstract from a medical journal dated February 15, 1925: Peck and Gillespie’s new treatise on ‘‘ Alcohol and Its Effect on the System,” in two volumes, now ready. A noble work. Every practitioner meets with cases, etc. Octavo of 900 pages each, illus- trated. Cloth, $6.00. Half morocco, $8.00 each. Cox, Cox Cox, Publishers, Birdseye, Ind., Williamsburg and Irvine, Ky. Hive y, H. D. Our future Oil King. Be lenient Hive and keep the price within the reach of all. Downie, W. E.— By 1917 our John will have isolated the germ of yellow fever and give to the profession a specific cure for this fatal malady. ALBRECHT UNGERMAN— Two eminent future orthopedic surgeons. Special attention will be given to genu varus (bow legs). The Colonel . 127 McLeEtrsu, Pierson GAUPIN— United we stand, until divided we fall, seems to be their motto. It’s a good one, keep it up and the struggle will come easier. Hew ett, L. L.— His poetry and writings, like those of Oliver Wendell Holmes’, will ever be known to his Alma Mater. BarcKLow, HI, D. L., GoopMan, D. For all three of you men great things were in store, but now that you have recently taken unto yourselves a second person by law, your future is expectant. JenKins BANDY— Two great pals. Their docile and gentle ways will be of material service to them in their future careers as managers of the Bandy-Jenkins Base Ball League. Downs, L. E.— 1919. After seven years of successful practice, Dr. Downs will accept a call tendered him by the First Methodist Church of Conway, Ark. In this field he will have untold success. Pryor JONEs, C. B.— Pryor will prove by Jones that red hair can be made any color by simple material methods. PEER, O. A.— A respected young gentleman. His success in life will be a repetition of his success as a student. DaNIELs, D. C.— Reprint from a local paper: Marshes, W. Va., 1928. Dr. Daniels, who was last seen leaving the home of a patient in the fall of 1912, was found asleep under a tall oak. While the oak has long since died, our doctor is still alive, fresh and young looking, and will resume his practice among his new associates. ROSENBERG, J. H.— After several years of successful practice in N. Y., they will sail for Dublin, Ireland, where they will resume practice among their kinsfolk. Lorr'é Luxe— As proctologists they will have no equal. CoTELL CHAPMAN— This noble couple, by steadfastness of purpose, application and devotion to studies and sciences, will surely reap success galore in their future career. WHITE SAYLE— Their sanatoriums for tuberculosis will be known the world over. Barp MowRER— By 1920 will see them both at the head of a large moving picture enterprise. The Mowrer color camera will by then be noted. HEATHERMAN MCCRANN— Their capricious inclination for dress and style will remain with them through life. As fashion plates and fanciers, they will be classed with Beau Brommel. 128 Ter _ The Colonel SToREY TAYLOR— Prominent strides will be made by these young men in natural restoration of beauty. Beauty may be had by all those unfortunates who will take the treatment of these two noted beauty specialists. Runyon, B. F.— A lovable and brilliant man whose future has in store for him great things, but unfortunately ts contemplating matrimony. “Take heed my friend, take heed. The female of the species is more deadly than the male.” GILBEAU MILLER, VICTOR— In New Orleans we will find their names in black and gold on a large sign; reading it we see, ‘‘ Gilbeau Miller, Proprietors of Franco-Italian Prophylactic Restaurant.” Moss INMAN— Both of a hilarious and quarrelsome nature, Cupid will soon take it from them by presenting to each a bossy and dictating wife. The rest is. abuses. RosE BLACKMAN— Dermatology will be so simplified by the work ‘of these two men, that diagnosis and treatment of all conditions under this subject will be easy to the novice. Roya, W. M.— 1920 will find him in Pekin, China, where his skill as a teacher and his oratorical powers will give him notoriety and fame as a missionary. Riper, E. B.— Having satisfied himself by personal experience that corsets are beneficial cosmetically for men, we will find him an enthusiastic advocate of this apparel for the male sex. Situ, J. A., BRucE— For both you men Dame Fortune has laid a flowery path. Friendship is always more lasting when both are similarly fixed. Follow the action of Bruce, Dr. Smith, and reap the harvest as a Benedict. SELLERS, WINEBERGER, OUTLAND MARTIN— After a painstaking and exhaustive study of the scalp and its appendages, these four brilliant men, headed by Sellers, will have found the cause of and a cure for alopecia (baldness). Bow MoorE— Flesh producers. No one need be lean and slender when once their method is known. GoopMAN, C., Hays— Their private classes in ‘‘How to Develope the Power of Concentration” will have helped many a young man to success. Their book on this subject will meet with great favor. RILEy, F. P.— In the near future we will hear speak of him as the Doctor Soloist. His voice, however, needs a little cultivating to smooth out an occasional kink. Hi1, J. O., Howarp— As courters and heart-breakers they will have no equal. The God of Love will, however, soon make a definite penetration. — The Colonel 129 BULLEITT SEIVERS— A familiar advertisement by 1920: Give grace and statue to your person. Why deny yourself this essential, when it can be had by any one by consulting the Drs. Bulleitt and Seivers. Years experience. Office or by mail treatment. Price within the reach of all. GARNER, T. M.— Abstract from a local paper in 1952: The noted physician, mathematician and geologist, Dr. Garner, A. M., Ph. D., LL. D., M. D., died suddenly last evening of brain hypertrophy. McKINNEY WALKER— These two noted grafters will continue to advance in their specialty and receive further fame and notoriety, especially by the Thirosch’s method of skin grafting. Henry HAMMER— As after-dinner speakers and leaders in society functions, these two men will stand par excellence. Bass LEwis— Physical culturists. Don’t be a weakling when you can obtain all the muscle and strength nature intended for you to have by spending a few hours a week with Drs. Bass and Lewis. Dopson FREEMAN— Believing not that a good wife is heaven’s last and best gift to man, they will decide to live in bach- elorhood. Woe be unto the ignorant. EGcrrs PORTER— Their elixir of Bone Grower will meet the wants of all those undersized. Jackson WARMAN— A new work on anatomy by these two men, with special attention to the viscera and mammary glands, will receive universal praise. SMITH, S. C.— After a rather short and indifferent career as a physician we will find him successfully practicing the alleged system of therapy, Christian Science. GREEN HAHN— Their names coupled together almost sound like ‘‘Greenham.’’ On the contrary they are bright men with a future before them. Maupin MILLs— On the finer points of obstetrics and gynecology will depend their future. SHELL QUEEN— As experts in disposing of the previous allotropic modification of carbon, they will be noted. Topp, WATKINS RILEY, EpprE— They are to one another as man, wife and child. Keep it up children and happiness will continue. FARLEY JOHNSON, R. S.— Williamson, W. Va., 1916: Dr. Rush Farley has been appointed resident physician to the Old Women’s Home of W. Va., and Dr. Reed Johnson, of Lookout, Ky., as assistant. Both men have signed for a term of 20 years. 130 The Colonel NasH, NEEDHAM STARR— Coupled in this trio we have character, manliness and intelligence. Their prediction is plain. Jounson, R. E., Mappox— As matrimonial experts they will give to all who are contemplating valuable information regarding the ups and downs of married life. A stamped envelope will bring you the teaching of these two men. WHALEY NortucuT— Their love for animals will be an exciting cause for their change from medicine to veterinary therapy. GUERINOT, A. J.— This gentleman, possessed with the gift of eloquence and an ever-ready admirer of the female sex, will soon turn his attention to the suffragettic movement and help these noble women to gain their just rights. BELLAMY BEASLEY— Teaching the younger set the art of love will be an advance made by these two men. Lyon JoNnEs, C. H.— The future sheriff and deputy of —————County, Ky. HENDERSON DorsEY— They will confer on suffering humanity inestimable benefit when they establish their institute for the deaf and dumb. McKNEELY MALLoy— Solemn and sedate. They will, however, soon learn one of life’s purposes and indulge somewhat in gaiety. SEALE, SCRIVNER SNOWDEN— Fate has placed them hand in hand, and gave unto them a likeness of all things. Their agreeing qualities will bear for them distinction. Martin, C. A., PADEN— Conquerors in all they undertake. CaTHEY DovELL— Eventually life to them will be a pleasure. BuckLey RosE— Will be well for both to consider living in a low country occasionally. A constant high altitude will be deleterious in many ways. McPuerson Taytor, C. B.— Aeronautics of note. Limpack, H. M—- — Last but not the least. A lovable companion, a most successful teacher and naturally, an eminent physician. CHARLES E. Vint. The Colonel | 131 - EMPORARY C ITY HOSPITAL LOUISVILLE TRAINING SCHOOL THE UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL S with all first-class medical colleges, a modern hospital is owned by the school. The building was designed to better utilize the extensive clinical material, and to give the students practical training in all the latest and best methods of modern medicine and surgery. The private rooms and wards have every comfort and con- venience that architectural skill can devise. The building is heated by steam, natural gas and fireplaces. On the first floor are drug room, waiting rooms for one hundred patients, twelve clinical laboratory rooms, dark rooms for eye work, photographic room, x-ray laboratory, etc. On the second floor are wards, attendants’ rooms, baths and toilet rooms, and anesthetizing and recovery rooms, fitted with every necessary appliance; also a clinical operating amphitheater with seating capacity for four hundred students. The hospital and dispensary are constantly filled with patients whose conditions illustrate all the diseases studied in the different departments of medicine, as well as every variety of general and special surgery. Hospital physicians are in constant attendance, and patients are nursed by the women edu- cated in the Hospital Training School. At the present the University Hospital is being used as temporary quarters for the city hospital. The new millio n dollar city hospital, which will be ready for occupancy by December 1, 1912, will be unsurpassed by any hospital of its size in the way of modern appliances and teaching facilities. | ' TH THE CITY HOSPITAL LOUISVILLE CITY HOSPITAL THOMAS MANNING DORSEY, PI MU, HENEVER we stop to think of the marvels of human achievements in our time, especially those which are due to the advance of science, we are apt to pat ourselves on the back, and then fall to imagining the wonderment of our an- cestors if they could revisit the earth and see what the world has been doing since their comparatively unprogressive days. It’s a kind of reversed historical prospective, very useful and gratifying, both as a gauge of progress and a stimulus to further effort. When the Pilgrim Fathers and Mothers landed on Plymouth Rock, bringing their Spartan domestic customs with them, they did not introduce the art of nursing into the New Worid, for, long before, the Jesuit Fathers of France had pioneered in medicine and the Catholic Sisters had established Mission Hospitals. Even before that time the Indians had practised their rude methods of medical and surgical treatment, and in the very dawn of history the Aztecs and Incas had built their hospitals and taken care of their sick. The organized system of nursing now prevailing in the United States dates from 1871, but as in Eng- land it was preceded by many tentative efforts that are historically important and significant. Hospitals are the cradles of nursing schools, and we may properly turn to one of the oldest, the Louisville City Hospital Training School. In the year of 1887 a number of prominent Louisville ladies, intent upon giving mutual aid to each other in organizing a Training School for Nurses and in response to that appealing charm to alleviate human suffering, they formed a Society and called it the Board of Lady Managers. The Louisville Training School was the name given the new organization which consisted of twelve students, the course constituting two years’ service. In 1894 the Training School was placed under the supervision of the Board of Public Safety and the standard requirement of entrance being raised to a High School Diploma. Later many of the Medical Colleges instituted their own hospitals and Training Schools for nurses which have since closed their doors after many years of usefulness. It has been largely due to the lack of finance that brought The Colonel wee 133 the Lion and the Lamb to lie down together, not as recently portrayed in a cartoon with the Lamb inside the Lion, but side by side, arm in arm, beautiful to behold. Dr. J. W. Fowler, Superintendent of the Louisville City Hospital, has done much towards the pro- gress of the institution and has instituted a three years’ course, and has appointed a Faculty unequal : to that of any in this section of the country. : The Louisville Training School has thirty-two students enrolled with Miss Eliza Johnson, Superin- ‘ tendent, Mrs. Emma Fielding, Night Superintendent, Miss Mary E. Foreman, Head Surgical Nurse, and Miss Ida Couchman, Head Medical Nurse. It has succeeded in keeping abreast with the fast advancing standards, and the heads of its various departments have labored unselfishly and unceasingly in the interest of its students. As a result the school has turned out graduates who have made brilliant reputations for them- selves and have reflected honor on their Alma Mater. The Louisville City Hospital has always been . a proving ground for the studious nurse, and in this arena its many students have vied with each other for the blue ribbon of student credulity. A VIEW OF ONE OF THE CHEMICAL LABORATORIES 134 The Colonel SUCCESS UNDER DIFFICULTIES INCE, as the learned tell us, extremes meet, why should not defeat be the starting point to victory? Failure, to a noble mind, acts as an incentive to renewed efforts, and never as a deterrent. To the swiftly-coursing blood that men call ‘‘game,” ’tis a stimulant instead of an anodyne. The mere chance of snatching victory from the jaws of defeat has inspired many a forlorn hope; and a forlorn hope is a valuable asset among the brave. There is many a proverb along this line, and where there is so much smoke, there must be some fire. Here are afew: ‘‘A bad beginning makes a good ending.” ‘‘All’s well,’’ says Shakespeare, ‘‘that ends well.’’ ‘‘Dum spiro spero”’ is a brave motto, “while there is life there is hope!’’ Water makes very little resistance to the passage of the sword: the rock flashes fire when smitten by the steel. The spider that fell from the wall twelve times, and succeeded at the thirteenth trial, fired the heart of Robert Bruce with a determination that saved the throne of Scotland. Had Robert Fulton feared defeat, the steamboat would have lingered for many a year. If Cyrus Field had been discouraged by failure (the Atlantic cable broke three times at a cost of millions) the continents would still have been divorced. If Washington’s heart had failed him at Valley Forge, the United States would have been, today, a depend- ency of the British crown. If failure had not been the starting point, that wizard of science, Edison, would have failed of immortality on earth. The cities would never have whispered to their distant sisters or been crowned with diadems of electric jewels. All honor to that courage, fortitude and perseverance which, in the face of every- thing that is calculated to deter and dismay, holds on to the bitter end, or, until suc- cess has had time to spring up from the midst of disastrous experiments. It falls to the lot of everyone who sallies forth into the world full of sunny anticipations, to find how different the scene becomes when visited. The smooth place roughens as he approaches; the wild place becomes tame and barren; the fairy tints that beguiled him on, still fly to the distant hills or gathered on the land he has left behind; and every part of the landscape seems greener than the spot upon which he stands. The cowards quail under the disappointment; the brave press on. The darker the cloud, the brighter the silver lining. Beneath the ashes of defeat slumbered the incipient fires of success. Let the dead past bury its dead, as the ‘‘great world spins forever down the ringing grooves of change.’’ We rise on ‘‘stepping stones of our dead selves to higher things.”” Defeat is merely a discord in the grand symphony of success. The death-rattle is drowned in the soul’s triumphant peon. The death of time is but the birth struggle of eternity. It was the courage born of disaster that steered the caravels of Columbus to the golden sands of the outposts of an unknown continent. The darkest hour is ever before the dawning. From the obscurity of a dungeon, John Bunyon stepped forth into the great white light of immortality. The past is gone; the future is uncertain; and concern is with the living, palpitating present— one moment at a time. Let us leave some impress on the hours—some “‘foot-prints upon the sands of time,’’ to mark where we have fared. Defeat is the touchstone of character. It is the crucible in life’s great laboratory in which the dross must be consumed e’re the gold can be refined. Sail on, and on and on. If there are storms to be encountered, there are ports that may be won. Sail on and on, undaunted and imperishable. (Respectfully dedicated to the graduating classes of the University of Louisville.) WarrEN M. Roya. The Colonel 135 A FOOL THERE WAS (With apologies to Rudyard Kipling.) A fool there was and he went his way, To a medical school one autumn day (Even as you and I). They called him a freshman, which is to say His time was spent in idle play (Even as you and I). Oh the time he wasted, and the dimes he wasted, Which was earned by another's hand And belonged to his dad, who did not know, And now we know that he never did know And did not understand. A fool he was in his sophomore year (Even as you and 1), And his time and his dimes on the bones he spent (Which wasn’t, of course, what his daddy meant) When off to the medical school he was sent (Even as you and I). Oh the time he spent and the dimes he spent, And his books and clothes into soak he sent, Which were paid for by dad, who didn’t know why. And now we know he never knew why, And did not understand. 136 The Colone l A fool he was in his junior year (Even as you and I), And he struggled on with never a fear, For his lack of knowledge did not appear, Until his final exams drew near (Even as you and I). Oh the time he lost and the dimes he lost, And the shows he saw were grand, And were paid for by dad, who did not know, And now we know that he never did know, And never did understand. 190 Mehh Me BUTTON OF MEUREASES he For it isn’t the time and it isn’t the dimes, And it isn’t the shows which were grand, But it’s coming to know, we never could know (Seeing at last we never did know) And never did understand. —J. A. SmitH The fool at last wore a senior’s coat (Even as you and 1), But at last he awoke in the same old boat, (For it isn’t on record the teachers wrote) And a great hard lump rose up in his throat (Even as you and 1). =n The Colonel i pir iterate” win AM McMEEKIN, captain and coach of the track team, entered the law de- partment in the fall of ’10 and represented the University upon the cinder path last summer in the A. A. U. meets at Cincinnati, in June and Septem- ber. In the June meet he won the 600-yard run, breaking the track record In the with a mark of 1:17, and beating Holder, the Cincinnati crack. September meet he again broke the track record, winning the quarter-mile run in :52, easing up at the finish. This victory gave McMeekin the open quarter-mile champ- ionship of Ohio, and he also holds the Kentucky and Indiana titles for the distance. McMeekin has run the quarter in :50 1-5 and is expected to lower this time during the coming season. He will represent the University of Louisville at the Southern Inter- collegiate Championship meet at New Orleans in May and will enter the Olympic try-outs at Chicago, in June. ances are from the Cincinnati Enquirer: The 600-yard run, the feature event of the big open A. A. U. field meet given by the Cin- cinnati Gymnasium and Athletic Club, was won easily by Sam McMeekin, the University of Louisville athlete, who ran the distance in one minute and seventeen seconds, clipping four seconds off the record made by Fred Holder, the crack local middle-distance man. This race was the surprise of the day, as it was thought that Holder, who had captured it for the last three years, would have little trouble. Eighteen men toed the marks when the 600- yard run was called. At the crack of the pistol Maschmeier, of the University of Cincinnati, was off like a flash and took the lead, with McMeekin, of the University of Louisville, second; Holder, of C. G. A. C., third, and The following clippings anent McMeekin’s perform- Jenkins, of Cincinnati Y. M. C. A., fourth. The rest of the field was closely bunched. They roun ded the first turn in this order, and as they started up the far side of the track Holder assumed the lead, closely followed by McMeekin, Maschmeier dropping back to third place. They tore up the back stretch with the two leaders pulling away from their competitors. Holder turned into the final stretch with a one-yard lead on McMeekin, who was fifteen yards ahead of the next man. This position was maintained until within about fifty yards of the finish, when McMeekin sprinted past his opponent and won, drawing away by five yards in the fast time of one minute and seventeen seconds, breaking the track record. Holder was second and Jenkins finished third. 138 _ The Colonel The feature of the big open A. A. U. meet here to-day was the showing of the Louisville athletes, Ewald and McMeekin. The Kentuck- ians won every event in which they were entered. Ewald captured the 100 and 220-yard dashes, and McMeekin annexed the 440-yard open run. The 440-yard run, open, brought together some of the best quarter-milers in this section. Interest in this contest was high on account of the meeting of Myron Johnson, the Ohio champ- ion, and Sam McMeekin, captain of the Uni- versity of Louisville team, of Louisville. A Varsity. and Foster. fine style. 26-13. MCMEEKIN ’ field of fourteen starters lined up for this event. At the crack of the pistol McMeekin was off like a flash and took the lead at the first turn. The Louisville athlete set a gruelling pace, and going up the back stretch opened up a gap between himself and Whitcomb, who was in second place. At the 220-yard mark Whitcomb weakened from the hot pace and dropped back, Johnson assuming the second position. As they turned into the stretch the Kentuckian spurted, and romped home an easy winner in :52 flat, lowering the track record one-fifth of a second. Before entering the University, McMeekin was Cap- tain of the First Kentucky Regiment Track Team and a member of the soldiers’ relay which held the championship of Kentucky, Indiana and Ohio. The coming season promises to be a great one for the Besides McMeekin, several other men who have shown form on the track are available, among them being: Vogt, Smith, Beutel, McElhinny, Queen, Walker, Floyd Vogt, McElhinny, Queen and Beutel have shown much ability in the sprints and will make a hard quartet to beat in the coming meets. are expected to take care of the middle distance events in Smith and Walker BOYS’ BASKET BALL TEAM OF LIBERAL ART DEPARTMENT The basket ball team of ‘11-12 did not win a game. The season should not, however, be considered a failure; for the game was placed on a firmer footing than it has been heretofore and under the skillful coaching of Mr. Gardner some material was developed that should insure a successful team next year. impossible to arrange a suitable schedule and only three games were played. defeated the inexperienced ’varsity by the score of 33-3. The second game was played at Louisville with the strong Moore's Hill team. ment and the score at the end of the first half was 10-9 in favor of U. L., but in the second half the superior training of the ‘ Hoosiers’ Owing to a late start it was In the first of these the Y. M. C. A. The ‘varsity showed much improve- enabled them to win by the score of The season closed with a return game at Moore’s Hill. The ‘varsity had not been able to practice for two weeks and the boys from Indiana won by the score of 51-7. TRACK TEAM—From left to right—McElhinny, Queen, Smith, McMeekin, Foster, Beutel, Floyd. 140 i The Colonel THE UNIVERSITY BASE BALL TEAM 712 First Row: Lyons, Lucas, Jenkens, Yongue, Nash. Second Row: Needham, Eggers, Bass, Paden, Floyd. The Colonel | 141 BASE BALL TEAM, 1912 RUEGHETS on wou: tere. ree eee ee Thomas Van Zandt, W. H. Bruce, G. C. Lyons Watchen nil yeanse caine: ose ss oe Hiram Eggers Fars Bases. gia cic lcs ot cp aiann Jno. B. Floyd DECONG DASGa is ae Suet es eee aha - J. E. Jenkins (Captain) SIGCSE e Oa cee aids ua pt migte Cue SP W. J. Yongue SOLES LOD er mw re. sss mee ie ARG A. L. Bass (Manager) ehteieldimer ee ura ta esate oe W. H. Nash enteniielc pe. «ae 6 ee. Cee a W.S. Needham sched nics dita [aa guhs eee ke Regret cs ett G. C. Lyons Schedule not complete at the present writing. ’ Gee Whiz! Is about the biggest ‘‘cuss’’ word I am permitted to use and I cer- tainly feel like using one at this instance; for, I had no idea what a task I was under- taking until I began to try to think of what should be narrated in honor of the group of bipeds whom it is supposed to represent. Having been honored by being selected as “High Mogul”’ for this body, I am certainly appreciative, and would that it were within the power of my ability to write a history equal to my endeavor and good in- tentions. Neither space,.time nor trouble are encroached upon in order to relate a personal or individual history of the group in experience, but on the contrary, were it permissible or allowable in the annual, it would be worthy and interesting, for all of the representatives have a past record in the athletic world from a non-professional standpoint that is worthy of mention and deserving upon the credit and honor they have gained in the past. This is what may be termed the all-medical team, for an assertion is safe when I say, that were they to have a week to loosen up the kinks, they could make an exhi- bition interesting for most any amateur team. Those who are unfortunate enough to burden their “optics’’ by reading this attempt, will please accept the excuse offered, for it is only an annual affair, figura- tively speaking, intended for the Annual almost solely for the purpose of taking up space. —A. L. B. 142 | The Colonel SOPHOMORES AND FRESHMEN BATTLE FOR THE FIRST GAME OF THE SEASON LINE UPS Sophs Freshies | Fikwel ots aan epee reser eae Rowan Pitchers. 2... Meriwether and Fisher CATCHER ac crane sie teres epee 2 Trabue Catchers. 2.3 26 Ward and Stephenson BaiestripaSGcu ce a Pte cae Glenn D. First Base. ..... Lyons SECGOnds BASE fine ine sieve tse McKinney Second Base. . . . Foster Mba Bases na) cas ects: Edgerton Third Base. 2... Beeler SHOL: StOPec e+ apne ewes es Block Short Stop...:.. Richardson WWettebveldiet ta.0 cues tears tee Glenn T. ett Fields 0... Stull (Se Pa Eh Ce a res cate ae ese Longmyre Center Field... . Floyd Rerghithteldinnc eeyzetaticne. cs 2 Baker Right Field. .... Ewers SUDSico ered as Todd and Pool Score, 8-3 in favor of Freshies. Foster and Lyons starred for the Freshmen, while Black and T. Glenn played nice ball for the Sophomores. Merriwether for the Freshmen had the Sophs at his mercy at all stages of the game. Many errors were made on both sides but they were quickly overbalanced by some startling plays and grand stand stabbs. Although the Freshmen laddies were somewhat out of trim, they soon got the kinks out and by the ninth inning the Sophs were wondering if Ty Cobb had blown in on them with his rapid nine. The Sophs only snatched two hits while the Freshies pulled down about eight. JUNIORS ARE DEFEATED BY SCORE OF 15-6 The Sophomores, on finding the Freshies too much for them, tackle the Juniors. As C. W. Kelly would put it, “‘ After loosening up their Syn, Amphiar and Diarthrodial Joints in the game with the First Year Men, the Sophomores had little trouble in walloping the Juniors.” LINE UPS Juniors Pitehety.; ae Fee Van Zandt Catch eterco sarin eet ae Legget Birsb Bases caso. uiisceo 8 Lucas Second Base. ay a.acwec Yongue Mhird Base wae: ¢2 ..suees Rumph, Tom Shore Steps ce. siicaa as Wiley Welrsbreld eo. 6 crc cet. Hume Center bielda 2 .2-...... Duenweg Rishtabtelds 2 7. cao ans Clark Sophomore line-up as above. Z® NS Basketball The Colonel . 143 GIRLS’ BASKET BALL TEAM ASKET BALL! I am at a loss to know how to put before the wide-awake, reading student body of the University of Louisville a subject which must be familiar to you all. Yet the very difficulty of my situation is a certain advantage. Iam going to give you a short history of our career just as though you had never talked with any of the team, never read any sporting pages, or seen any games, as though the whole account were thrillingly new and not an old, old story. Our squad came on the field early in the season, enthusiastic themselves and well backed by the Uni- versity authorities, who secured Mr. William Gardner as coach and the Y. M. H. A. gymnasium for a practice floor. New material was out in force, besides some veterans of last year, among them Miss Heinz of the first team and Miss Huber, first substitute. Among the new girls we wanted two good forwards, wanted them badly, and chance played no mean tricks but supplied what we needed by giving us Miss Clarke and Miss Gough.. Miss Bruce, chosen for center, came on the squad later. If Mr. Gardner will blow his whistle or rather whistle for us I will introduce you to the second team or “White Ties,” and also to the first team in its regular place on the floor. The second team was never chosen, but in practice games they generally played regular positions. Miss Starks, center, Misses Harrington, Sigler and Thompson, forwards. The work of these girls can only be appreci- ated by the first team who profited by their loyalty and unselfish support. They came regularly to practice and worked hard for a cause that promised no earthly glory. And now for the first team. The University of Louisville stars who fought hard for state honors. To the right, standing near the center, alert to catch her signal is Miss Huber, captain and guard. Yes, she is small, but such a fierce scrapper that she can overcome this disadvantage by her spirit and speed. To our plucky little captain the team owes the enthusiasm which has carried it over its bad days. On the left, farther back, guarding the goal forward is Miss Heinz, guard and business manager. She also is small, but her ability to outjump her opponent, often several inches taller, has been admirable in every game. She is also fast and a sure catcher. As a business manager she deserves only praise. Her efforts have been untiring and successful. About the center, all critics agree on one point, that she has a strong right arm. To the right of the center, standing close up is our fighting forward. Good at passing and splendid at playing the field (though unfortunate at shooting goals). Miss Clarke did her part in every game. Standing back, always near her friendly goal, Miss Gough, “The girl with the magic touch,” is ready to receive the ball from our floor workers. Miss Gough is unexcelled in putting on the finishing touches. This is the team as Gardner chose it and right here let me say that we have no fault to find with our coach. He showed so much interest and gave so liberally of his time that every girl on the team was willing to work for him. D ecember the 14th, we made our debut on the floor of the Second Presbyterian Church gymnasium in a practice game against the Second Church Specials. Probably our team work showed to better advantage in this game than in any other as we played them 25-0.. However, this was a young team and the glory small. January 4th, we met the girl representatives of the Y. M. H. A. ina real battle. This game was unique as both teams played on home territory. The Y. M. H. A. were a strong veteran team, confident of winning, so our victory with a score 19-12 was no mean triumph. We had played and beaten the best team in Louisville and now felt ready to meet and wipe out an old score against Transylvania University, whose team has been state champion for three years. Last year they defeated the University of Louisville by a score of 48-2, and this year’s team was thirsty for revenge. On January 13th, we went to Lexington, where we were met and lunched at the Phoenix 144 | The Colonel by the Transylvania Team. The game was a hard fight, but we only succeeded in keeping the score at 48-9 and had to be satisfied with their assurance that we had played them their first close game. I should love to tell you of the gay, grand times that we had on that trip; of the candy sent us by Dr. Patterson and Dr. Von Walther, and——— but no, I won't. You would only turn the page thinking, “My, what a garrulous bore.” On February 10th we again met Transylvania, but this time at home. After lunch at the Pen- dennis we went straight to the Y. M. H. A., where the game was called at two o'clock. This was the most thrilling girls’ game that has ever been seen in the city. One team with a championship to lose and the other with a championship to gain, evenly matched as to size and strength, and each individual player conscious of her own responsibility. Our team never played better. This was not a walk-over as the Second Church had been, nor a fight as with the Y. M. H. A.’s, but a struggle between two well trained teams, a struggle that included as much head work as strength. Again and again our signals worked and the ball fled straight to the basket. During the last few minutes of play when the scores stood 13-12 for the visitors, they fouled and the air was charged with suppressed excitement while Louisville tried her luck. The ball was good and the score stood 13-13 when time was called. We had held the champions of the state. They refused to play off the tie and we would have won the game if this had been officially announced. And now I have saved the worst for the last because the laws of sequence demand that I do so. On February 17th we met and were defeated by State College on her own floor in Lexington. I could, if space allowed, give a racy account of our reception there. Our captain once told me that her only regret about being a girl was that she could never be President of the United States or play foot ball. At present there seems chance for the first and to my certain knowledge she has known all of the delights of foot ball at least once and then on the floor of State College. Suffice it to say that we were beaten 19-13, and whether the defeat was due to roughness, beans and prunes lunch, inefficient referee or out and out poor playing you may hold your own opinion. We have ours. State, after covering herself with glory by beating such a well known team, disbanded without giving us a return game. Transyl- vania also closed its season and it is a great disappointment to us not to meet again the team we con- sider our worthiest antagonists. With no big games to work for we decided ourselves to disband after a game among ourselves played as a starter for the boys’ team at their game against Moore’s Hill on February 28th. To show their appreciation for this, the boys took us to the theatre the following week where the squad as a squad met for the last time this year. Playing when it is scientific is not all play and we are pretty well tired out, but we are already looking forward to fresh conquests next winter when we expect with greater success to enter the contest for the State Championship—Here’s Hoping. pele GIRLS’ BASKET BALL TEAM 146 | The Colonel THE TENNIS CLUB LEONORA JOHNSTON NE day in early spring an interested citizen expressed his surprise on seeing. a crowd of U. of L. students swinging along with tennis rackets and books held close in a remarkably impartial clasp. Nobody else had thought of tennis, in fact the ground was a bit soft for perfect playing. Said the gentleman: ‘Those young people certainly believe in being on time.” It was evident that he hadn't heard of our tennis club, or he would have understood. The members of this club very soon felt the spring in the air, and that with fond recol- lections of last year’s tennis was enough to rouse their enthusiasm to the breaking point. So it was no great surprise, when one decidedly cool day they were called to- gcther by the athlete-in-chief. They reorganized, put their rackets where they might seize them at a moment's notice, and at the first opportunity started out to play. This is why our club members are sunburned and seasoned, while other players are still complaining of aching arms from the unusual exercise. Our stars and near- stars rise with the sun, and play tennis; they rush back to the classroom and get better results from the hard chase after the ball, and if there is time to sandwich more practice between recitations, they are at it again. Nor does the enthusiasm of the tennis club waver. If the members lose sight of one another during the summer months, it only means that they come back in the fall armed with greater prowess and spirits untired, and it would do even a profes- sional’s heart good to see the reluctance with which our athletes lay down their rackets when the autumn rains can no longer be defied. The Colonel 147 SOM WN co ALPHA KAPPA KAPPA ROLL OF CHAPTERS ATS TTS OS oe Pes Sa sinnerdnsartuse o Spawe Medical Department Dartmouth College. BEA arene ook Cee College of Physicians and Surgeons, San Francisco, Cal. AEN vist rendre ate eeerecp esa. zwebe eee Tufts Medical School, Boston, Mass. | RE 5S) 0 i, a Nee Oy ee eR Medical Department University of Vermont. ISR OLSON «pistes 4 eamimrinieeraten tir Jefferson Medical College, Philadelphia, Pa. HAs DAS see ea eta Kendameuirern aren Sate S Long Island College Hospital Medical, Brooklyn. | Sd Dis ie Se yrs ar Oe NSC ter a College of Physicians and Surgeons, Chicago, III. PHEDAS cars soa ae oases cae Rae Maine Medical School, Bowdoin College. LOA re ncest age ee Gu usinatiea vets Medical Department University of Syracuse. WARP AG cranes oe Scrasrcere sais ieee Medical Department Marquette University, Milwaukee, Wis. TSAMBDIAS dt deoy fayette cama eu Medical Department Cornell University. WT os Sercwei awl oy we wm oeraniGabasecene Gt ase Medical Department University of Pennsylvania. INNA) riot thr = erate irae rerun cree R ush Medical College, Chicago, Il. ORIN, uae ebaptac eset Poca estel oat ejart i eras Medical Department Northwestern University. VEE RGN i liedi a. blo ers pestousetou dco Medical Department University of Cincinnati. Re eo ethe hte etoamee exe we Ohio Medical University, Columbus, Ohio. 1 1 RR rece n cesieer tor RS nae Denver and Gross Medical College, Denver, Colo. SIGS fas deceientosia opine aces Sietbate ee a © Medical Department University of California. UIP STEOIN Synth ced eave atnaceatacn te Medical Department University of Oregon. BHD cokers fen orien: chee eutie es be Medical Department University of Tennessee. 63 3 0 Ee ener chs ee SeSEMo ces acer aca Medical Department Vanderbilt University. PSU irik cotiekat cede nace xe Medical Department University Minnesota. OMEGA :. goa SSE aT ee Medical Department University of Nashville and Vanderbilt. ALPHA BE UA ine os pane satan hs Medical Department Tulane University. AISPHA: GAMIMIAG. 6 2 cdiesak Stems Medical Department University of Georgia. PIGP EEA PIB LVA Ma scem ois a0 wearer tlhe Medical Department McGill University. ALPHA EPSILON...............Medical Department University of Toronto. UNTOPEETN St oN craves teen «ae Satine Medical Department George Washington University. PN O22 8 02 (G8 2078 Dy: OR oy ae eS ee Yale Medical School. aNd 22 €2 i 0 Wt ol 2d Bs Cera yeep ee Medical Department University Texas. PRIOEPEEIS, LOMAS sont ject ts ae Pps lnsces University Michigan, Department of Medicine. AICPHA KAPPA. Hoss oo cea ores University College Medicine, Richmond, Va. AIC PHASVAMBIDA . 0 --s¢-so2a se aace Medical College of the State of South Carolina. NIN 2) 5 Oo 1G 1 ER ee Nee ee ee Medical Department St. Louis University BICEP AON perce msrice ces ate aa Medical Department University of Louisville. URES BNer aan aviiems ies ake sos Medical Department Western Reserve University. ALPHA OMIGRON: cece dsdaccos University Medical College, Kansas City, Mo. AERA: hrs mvs ety Medical Department University of Pittsburg. 148 ee The Colonel ALPHA KAPPA KAPPA CHAPTER ROLL ARMEs, GEORGE H.,........ PR eis OT Ge once RR TN hn Feat 5 MOE rie Kentucky BRAUN SAM Kiron, diste oo are ae AA EA Se ao Me tioe BRE Ee ee Pee Kentucky BRUCE, WILLIAM. ON ke oe paisa as os ase eons Jape ene eeY Virginia RRR AER Se CAO) IN oop eels corres ats tet oa gare aie ahs ea meen Louisiana IGRNNION | WAL RIOR sh Sey LS crtcimnseyaltein eon Eareorer celica sie a csab oem wee Tennessee LEAN ROO L MIOO NG te Merc sntuhmi aon Gets © Seite aalies tw matoneonene oa oes, aanite een tie Indiana ES TOT TS PACT Sareea a, SIR i coeiienae aR Aegis ae mes oe ar gr. ml Gnene ary a Figii Island | Sef Cho 23) S787 as an G IBY [A Re a a Rate ern en eee ee nar. Orr Kentucky PETE CI SUL Ip OEE NRE seta enc obs coer reae a ey Reyes fee oe ene PECs EN en ct See ew eg ena Mississippi POSTE OWL IN San Oa, Dnt Rath arseua ee mi needa abide hie eens Illinois ERE Tso ACV REY rary CLIN (Poe eei ese ys, n Met ery. em Cee Me cst SR act wernateae Texas AAS TOWER Gigs COIN, pes ene sc.21 5 9 Ws Notice cee eatin Cae aie heMnars eu mieiee Kentucky FEOGHES: (Ri, EUARICY Anan, sacrum ne ke hou eee ciel oe OL OT iE Swe aie oa eee en Arizona HOWELL, Wirtre FeO Dire oes is tise hoes oe ae keine rr oes West Virginia ESMONG, GORGE CG ec rani notin anon are tists anh ae an ee eae ee eeee Tennessee VE REMI RE RCRD TNE Mire rute, iain aa Gy An aes aie ney PasotnaiR se e-aidhe cc acon route North Carolina LN STS eR 0 Gal G EE SE a ed Sen en eRe, 2 Ron ee eey oe, SRM Te tet Kentucky OWE, LER VLC Sr Deg OO Dh Beers coc Simi 4. c.o8 deat to ae Sea Mississippi AMES EUN REO SY pemwetet nan one, Oe or cre CaP sca reatase seek. Ac ean Ee Raa OG Texas IUTENY ONE aa ae Ec eey AIRE CD EN ne Mig ee ool ducin in Sh eh a ama tremal ok ‘Tennessee RIDER Es Dap NGO INGE 2 oo ss aincsate ow Me Siento thee wee tem de aekansas SAL EOE eS) ON ear sin satiscans, islet vlan at eufikte a (Lop sae Aaa afta «ih wl sisviorewa meen Kentucky MRE WS BURG ids AE. casi to cas SI BAUS Hate oe Ruserainieegect de sdwaumeennente Kentucky RADE WAREIAME ES tecien et ads sora le rhc hawaii 52 Kouaida deer, Mississippi MED SUE BAN ENT oe, QE Whe oe tien vie ccoRIN Ee gle athe MiUiats cok Cok ence OEE Tenneesse SANDOR GON IE) AVED LL nme thin tunity ei ers Saale scsi iwinc ce Eee omens Alabama DANES MONGE Wis eI ii cc tian Gist aate Tater at are ee ORR Race end Pennsylvania ‘ERAR US IRUGENE NICD, AON Bo. cose oc bos agg owes ge Eb aban Kentucky PLOURNE Rs GHESTER ECU MO eee. oo, 5). 2, acts oh aa. utente ctiie once tes Indiana GEG DEAS AU aerate tamer oa oes Mea A aren dia phe) syornce Reig turemurd sew eta et ae: Indiana WRETRED a VAN eo remem Oe et eR, ee ee Be New York TE CE WR OMAR BEA cretcut atin ue Aa cc al satya te. 409 Piactinie i emia sae Wisconsin — Sy aee UNIVERSITY: 1912 7 rons. Died o Vex, Photo. =i _ P S 7 (Pn en A Y ee : Os ” os : c iW - ‘a 7 F j ° ] ” y ] | - - ‘ ty . j $ ¢ . | f ; : ’ 4 4 a i a i 2 . 3 pare The Colonel ; 151 PI MU THOMAS MANNING DORSEY T is of interest to cite what history gives as to the origin of Greek Letter Societies. To Thomas Jefferson one writer attributes the honor of being the founder. Another asserts that they were instigated as a branch of the Masons. This is not definite. We do know, however, that the college fraternity outdates all secret societies in America, save that of Free Masonry. The first Greek Letter organization having been effected at William’s and Mary’s College, Williamsburg, Va., December 5, 1776. This body of students called themselves Phi Beta Kappa, and although they had a secret motto, they were openly known to have organized for the purpose of bettering college life, both in an educational and social way, one of the conspicuous features being the initiation. This fact was most likely patterned after the Dubbing of the Knights in the days of chivalry, or from the English custom in the University of a student taking his colors. Our own fraternity known as a professional fraternity is but a duplicate of the societies founded in the early literary colleges. The Pi Mu Fraternity was organized in 1892, in the University of Virginia, at Charlottesville, Va. Its founders,a body of students of the university, intent upon giving mutual aid to each other, organized a society and in response to that appealing charm to the human race, mysticism, they made it a secret society and called it Pi Mu. Although Pi Mu has just celebrated its twentieth birthday, it is recognized as one of the leading national fraternities. It has among its members some of the most renowned teachers and authors of medicine and surgery in the medical profession. This fraternity has distinguished itself by being the first to introduce the honor system, which has since been sanctioned and welcomed by both faculty and students of our best colleges. The following year a chapter was granted to the University College of Medicine, at Richmond, Va., affecting only the most manly and esteemed students enrolled in the University. This was Beta Chapter. In 1896 there was established, by grant of charters, in the Medical College of Virginia, Gamma Chapter. For eight years no other charters were granted, these three chapters fighting a victorious battle to maintain the high standard of integrity and fairness which they had attained. Until 1904 the realm of Pi Mu did not extend beyond the cradle. In that year, on account of the persistent demands made, it was decided that chapters would be established in reputable medical colleges outside the State. So Delta Chapter was established in the Louisville Medical College. By 1905, fraternal spirit was at a high tension in the various medical schools in Louisville. After careful consideration of the fraternities, it was decided by a number of students of the University of Louisville to install a chapter of Pi Mu, which resulted in the forming of Epsilon Chapter. In February of the same year a chapter was granted to the University of Kentucky, and Zeta Chapter was established. The Hospital College of Medicine was the last to apply for a charter, which was granted them in 1907, and Eta Chapter was founded. By the merging of the University of Kentucky and the University of Louisville in 1907, there was a consequent merging of 152 _ The Colonel Zeta and Epsilon Chapters. The Hospital College of Medicine and the Louisville College of Medicine united the same year; this brought about the combining of Eta and Delta Chapters. By the final consolidation of the five medical schools in 1908, all of the chapters were united and became known as the Delta Epsilon Chapter of the Pi Mu Fraternity. In commemoration of the noteworthy event, all Pi Mu’s gathered in the leather room at the Seelbach Hotel. At this first meeting of the new chapter the importance of the honor system was deeply impressed upon each member; so deeply impressed, in fact, that it is now not a goal for which they may strive, but one which they have already reached. Theta, our first Northern chapter, was established at the Jefferson Medical College at Philadelphia, and a little later, Kappa Chapter was founded at the University of Nashville. With the establishment of Lambda Chapter in Vanderbilt, at Nashville, Tenn.,and Mu Chapter in Johns Hopkins, at Baltimore, we are confident that a chapter of Pi Mu, or at least the influence which the various chapters are trying to exert upon the medical colleges in establishing the honor system, will be present or felt in all schools. OFFICERS E. T. SELLERS, Arch Aorta O. B. LYNCH, Catomus Scriptarius R. DUENWEG, Calyx J. E. GLENN, Demonstrator J. J. CONNELLY, Conductor Senarus ACTIVE MEMPERS OF DELTA-EPSILON OF PI MU UNIVERSITY OF LOUISVILLE HEATHERMAN, K. J., Mohawk, W. Va. Jones, G. F., Smith Mills, Ky. Lyncu, O. B., Buckhannon, W. Va. MirtcHe tt, A. M., Terre Haute, Ind. McKinney, W. E., Houston, Texas Nac.ey, W. B., Henderson, Ky. ALEXANDER, GEo., Bedford, Ind. BEADLEsS, R. L., Coffeyville, Miss. Boyp, H. A., English, Ind. BriscoE, L. E., New Albany, Ind. CALDWELL, A. G., Mossville, Ky. CONNELLY, J. J., Hume, III. Derr, B. F., Franklin, Ind. DensForp, M. L., Crothersville, Ind. DUENWEG, RupboLPH, Terre Haute, Ind. Dorsey, T. M., Louisville, Ky. GINGLEs, H. W., Murray, Ky. GLENN, F. C., Sparta, III. GLENN, J. E., Sparta, Il. GoopMAN, C. S., Louisville, Ky. Peck, W. L., Maben, W. Va. SELLERS, E. Tuos., Robard, Ky. STRICKLER, F. P., Elizabethtown, Ky. Topp, G. C., Indianapolis, Ind. Wa.xer, M. H., Hebbardsville, Ky. WIiey, J. C., McKeesport, Pa. Wo sey, Penelope, Texas YONGUE, W. J., Murray, Ky. : ’ cz or, re == P] MU FRATERNII s— pELTA EPSIiLon CHAPTER - _” —— The Colonel 153 as FwNnNrPOooMnN Aut WHE Lo on Anrwnreowuouanran WwW WW WW WD bd tb SIAN SF WNHe OO 0 7 w ¢ co PHI CHI ROLL OF CHAPTERS PUR REA A tee Shas University of Vermont, Burlington, Vt. Leper rare mn aatscate hats cin a University of Texas, Galveston, Texas. BSD recor aos fo 3 ee aoa ears = Medical College of Virginia, Richmond, Va. PETA ie cate ee oe oe oaliniaiesste,s University College of Medicine, Richmond Va. MOTOR wipe cto mieihecs 4 a,4 ees peacsieears University of Alabama, Mobile, Ala. VAMBD AG forth 40% oe weed University of Pittsburg, Pa. IVA rere aide = erate to viet Giese Indiana University Medical School, Indianapolis, Ind. Pome cutee aiecomuan ti rach saci aerate Birmingham Medical School, Birmingham, Ala. BIS ss SON gcd Sa ions, OTR Oe Texas Christian University, Ft. Worth, Texas. OMIC RON 9.45 cde nets oni Tulane University, New Orleans, La. PD ere ee tne aac G Kueh ears ore Vanderbilt University, Nashville, Tenn. Jee Cee he eine sari cr Ones University of Chicago, Chicago, Ill. SIGMA. (ose annes arty omeasare College of Physicians and Surgeons, Atlanta, Ga. TOA Sites. actesnsnacee oo ear aes Medical College of the State of South Carolina, Charleston, S. C. WP ORICON cae. hain ces 24 Saar Atlanta Medical College, Atlanta, Ga. RRR eaters teers esis nes w ote George Washington University, Washington, D. C. CHD a Peis 5. ttle tians soe sans Jefferson Medical College, Philadelphia, Pa. PST Se Se a petocdarere ae neve tentecs University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, Mich. IIS PEAY ANSE oa 258 osha whos University of Louisville, Louisville, Ky. WO 2 5 W: Need o (LDS) Bs ee Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio. BEST ie oiessactkew deta cede Baltimore Medical College, Baltimore, Md. GAMMA GAMMA........... Bowdoin College, Brunswick, Me., and Portland, Me. DELTA DELTA csc ccssica College of Physicians and Surgeons, Baltimore, Md. KAPPA ALPHA KAPPA..... Georgetown University, Georgetown, D. C. SIGMA THETA. 23 céiescccunes University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill, N. C CHD THE LALr A cqsarnpicaws Medico-Chirurgical College, Philadelphia, Pa. PY DBELUA BET sociinces s University of California. TWIRSTE ON) (Pies abs carcecn ssi a University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Pa. BE SSIGIEA oo 5s 5p tale ara Chicago College of Medicine and Surgery, Chicago, III. PSE RHO SIGMAN o c. - . Northwestern University, Chicago, III. MAO CACHE Nee pate yur. 5 veskeuace s:cocesicss Oe University of Southern California, Los Angeles, Cal. PP ese EAS ec taiier ne ys Sinko aie-w University of Illinois, Chicago, III. KARP A BT B osc e' o:eie paris Johns Hopkins University, Baltimore, Md. THETA URSIEON : « 2 c aces Temple University, Philadelphia, Pa. AGPHA (MU. .22 ee steam Indiana University, Bloomington, Ind. PHIGRH GO) oe corn cas peo hewes St. Louis University, St. Louis, Mo. SIGMA UPSICON 5 622. osheeuis Leland Stanford, Jr. University, Palo Alto, Cal. INDIANA ALUMNI CHAPTER. 154 _ The Colonel ALPHA ALPHA CHAPTER ROLL OF MEMBERS ALLEN, J. D., Louisville, Ky. “ALLEN, Ws., Louisville, Ky. ALEXANDER, P. M., Campbellsville, Ky. Bass, A. L., Campbellsville, Ky. Be.ote, G. E., Mayfield, Ky. BEELER, B. H., Evansville, Ind. Bertram, H. M., Kalamazoo, Mich. BERLE, C. K., Louisville, Ky. Bisuop, F. C., Louisville, Ky. Brack, J. R., Louisville, Ky. Buckner, G. I., Campbellsville, Ky. Burnett, T. L., Louisville, Ky. Curtis, C. C., Terre Haute, Ind. CortEtt, J., Louisville, Ky. CuapmMan, O. P., Louisville, Ky. Douerty, W. B., Jr., Louisville, Ky. EpGerton, A. E., Denver, Col. Facan, J. L., Huntington, W. Virginia. Fust, H. E., Louisville, Ky. GaRLanD, D. J., Huntington, W. Virginia. GREENE, C. C., Holly Springs, Miss. Guerinot, A. J., Rochester, N. Y. Hatt, E. P., Nashville, Tenn. HeEnsen, E. B., Charlestown, W. Virginia. Hovprook, W. F., Kansas City, Mo. Jamison, W. L., Louisville, Ky. Lewis, W. D., Beckley, W. Virginia. Limsack, H. M., Louisville, Ky. Loneomyre, V. M., Plainview, Tex. McReynotps, B., Hopkinsville, Ky. McKinney, S. L., Lynnville, Ind. McPueEeters, A. W., Columbia, Ky. Miter, V. H., Bolivar, Tenn. NEEDHAM, W. S., Boonesville, Ky. Ray, E. L., Louisville, Ky. RicuEsson, H. H., Campbellsville, Ky. ReEEDER, H. H., Jeffersonville, Ind. Ropertson, J. E., Huntington, W. Virginia. SHELL, F, E., Huston, Miss. Surewspury, L. E., Beckley, W. Virginia. SmitH, Ep., Louisville, Ky. Swope, B. A., Wheeling, Mo. Warp, R. M., Victoria, Tex. WaLkeER, ALLEN H., Louisville, Ky. PHI CHI HISTORY N the year 1886, at Burlington, Vt., a body of students, intent upon giving mutual aid, organized a society, and in response to that appealing charm, mysticism, they made it a secret society and called it Phi Chi. In 1894, at the Louisville Medical College, a body of students, organized a secret society and called it Phi Chi also. This made it necessary to designate one fraternity Phi Chi (North), and the other Phi Chi (South). In less than two years the fraternity Phi Chi (South) at Louisville, Ky., had initiated three other chapters in the medical colleges of that city, one in the Kentucky School of Medicine, one in the University of Louisville, and one at the Hospital College of Medicine. On June 30, 1896, the four chapters of Louisville, through their delegates, founded the first grand chapter of the Phi Chi Fraternity (South). (North) founded their first grand chapter. In 1900, the organized chapters of the Phi Chi Fraternity Shortly along the lines of extension, they began to encroach upon each other, and a good natured rivalry arose between them. Owing to the similarity of purpose and seeming fitness for union, the idea of consolidating the two Fraternities bearing the name of Phi Chi was conceived. For this purpose Bros. Dal P. Curry and Dunning S. Wilson, of the Phi Chi (South), The Colonel 155 accepted an invitation from the Phi Chi (North) to attend their Grand Chapter meeting at Washington City, March 3, 1904. At this meeting the Phi Chis, North and South, were united. By this time some thirty or more chapters had been inaugurated by the Fraternities, and there were chapters of the same name in each. It was therefore agreed that the chapter named first retain the name it had, and the chapter last named be designated by the original name repeated, and thus we have the original name of the chapter at the Louisville Medical College, Alpha, and by the new agreement its name became Alpha Alpha. By the consolidation of the Louisville Medical College and the Hospital College of Medicine in 1907, the Chapters Alpha Alpha and Delta were brought together. To this union was given the name Alpha Delta. The year following the merger of the University of Louisville with the Louisville and Hospital College and the Kentucky School of Medicine was effected, this united the Chapters Gamma Epsilon, Alpha Delta and Beta, and to the chapter thus formed was given the original name of Alpha Alpha, by which the Louisville Chapter is known at the present time. In the month of December, 1911, Alpha Alpha had the honor of entertaining the Fifteenth Annual Grand Chapter Convention of Phi Chi. At this meeting delegates were present from forty-one chapters, from leading medical schools of the United States. The Annual Banquet for 1912 was held at the Old Inn, and attended by a goodly number of dis- tinguished surgeons. This chapter has forty-four active members and three hundred and fifty Alumni. Charters are only granted to colleges in class A, as classified by the American Medical Association. LOUISTILLE I if ALPEA ALPaA j og: f IP Smile oF 156 The Colonel THE RECOVERY Bill Jones was just a common, ordinary sort of a man, I’ll not try to describe him for I hardly think I can. You'll never see him anyway, poor fellow, he is dead, So what’s the use of talking when there’s nothing to be said? He lived out in the suburbs and when each day’s work was done He walked sedately homeward, for he didn’t care to run. One afternoon his pathway led across a railroad track— A fast express slipped up and t ouched him gently in the back; It tore his pants and broke his neck and ruffled up his hair, And like some bird without a tail he traveled through the air. But he who flies too high must fall, and soon upon the ground Bill fell and jarred the earth for less than several miles around. The train ne’er stopped but hurried on ’mid clouds of dust and smoke, The engineer and fireman laughed as if ‘twere all a joke, But two U. of L. students who were used to dodging trains Escaped the rush and hurried o’er to look at the remains. One knelt beside the remnant that had lately been Bill Jones, And with a skillful hand began to search for broken bones; The other from his pocket drew a note book and a pen, The circumstances of the case he jotted down and then. “Recovery is certain,’’ he with great conviction said. “Recovery nothing,”’ said his friend, ‘“‘he’s just as good as dead. He has about five minutes at the most, or maybe three, To live on earth, my friend, the case is very plain to me.” “That makes no difference,’’ said the first, ‘‘the case indeed is clear, Contributory negligence is surely lacking here. And though he dies this minute, or is only rendered lame, At least ten thousand dollars he’ll recover just the same.”’ The argument grew warmer, the big words flew thick and fast; While, blissfully unconscious of the row, Bill breathed his last. And suddenly it dawned on both, when poor old Bill was dead, That one was talking Junior Law the other Senior Med. The Law was right; the Med was right, the secret is not hid; Though Bill did not recover, his administrator did. Which illustrates a truth, dear reader, doubtless known to you: The soundness of your argument lies in your point of view. ' (Translated.) The Colonel 157 SCNIDMN wn — No) THE THETA NU EPSILON SOCIETY ROLL OF CHAPTERS | 5) 51 BY We te ek lean rte Sec ee ee are aaa Syracuse University. 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PIRPH saa ereccen cies cas wath odin d eee ews University of Virginia. SIGMA-TAU 5 ox te asc seueeen neue oeeoereee sur University of Maryland. OMEGA-IARDA 5 ica tye paitand gas esa mermamerrraben Baltimore Medical College. OMICRON-OMIGRON je... setsuies bay on ae aero ees Ohio Northern University. ASPET A-AICLB HAY us pesos aiivivien or wads, oso vatlsnee Purdue University. ERAS LEICA acc race sie sre vg € eae trons Cate eo Gap ge ota University of Wyoming. PEAS ROUT AN cs 8 esos Tartine Cena ovale etal ees Mie cee Mass. Agricultural College. deXj [itd Galea Bi 6 0 28 [9 Oe i ae caer neo nec eae ares ey University of Missouri. 1 GIVUACE eras. c.suteirat an Moteanerinuton ts ah ean AR Medical Department University of Nashville. SPEEA TRUE ers caiga c mivtat sale AV swans ers University of W. Virginia. KARP A] ARPAL Se: fata outa etsy aes hats University of Texas. IN CIENT sorersi snore hia moran eta or oeeeanen Sommers ee onty Marquette University. eT sigcaye crcl qera a escreestenercaars' Wsip kana p Seirwere mee Oe Ser University of Louisville. BEARER) odo sis as eecenenaiouas ois Bache a Avene oe es Norwich University. BPSILON-DEUTERON asin sass scaee 2 ker Graduate Chapter University of Rochester. Alumni Association of ALPHA-IOTA, Boston, Mass. SIGN EARGIGNUATS Ure cz steal seodeujedaleron shun iee Medical College of Virginia. ISM? VORKS CHUB ais serie areew naan man ea acrser: New York City. _The Colonel THE THETA NU EPSILON SOCIETY CHAPTER ROLL BRUCE WEI NCS RG i eed e haute ne cuiatt nets ets oy ome mrs Virginia CGRRBMAN On Pe See ae grein caters aye ate pe ge coset ins op mets ee lage West Virginia Correia, |r Re, Pi. «cae ee aw Pee OF ee he we pe Pes og serene oy Kentucky GARR Noles AWS Knee cheney ne ope so aeten ne = nial wieneererscaa pee Louisiana DUENWEG, Ris lL Ml 22: son umette ys Oe sen saerecqede Sse sae aen ees Indiana HGGERS, Hu Si 0A KoKe uy Seanad Bay oe qarhoncs no eeg ee pe siinan eat Td Kentucky GoopmaN, C. S., II M Pete ew eee cout hhh cts tie c Seen ena oN ..., Kentucky GIRVESEDERO iD Oe LE Sets tele tie ee ea eee Alabama EEretea lone he cee iw eee cae sa co Suelo nana Qh hata ee a Texas HAVES GEO AKG Beton irc ap hart mers Pemedle sere ree wn aaa aE An Re ee Kentucky MCPHERSONSEy Dw Woy, tae desieeto: sac aw ouae cee ian argos haar eee ne NOOREAGHAG CONG: ca cma as ga yeni lear oo ee Al gispy alee im Iowa Powe, ALEX. McK., SAE, A as Ra rea Se a ot aa et etre ake renee Mississippi Raipek, Be Ba Sy Ny ARK oe eek oe eas were oe oti seen yee Arkansas EATEN ON Eo ype: Dag PE gs seer eee glove ealemiay tv de ni ew errno aay lass Tennessee CSTs Gol fs Ayo a) Ss Ocoee en ce EAC rer crac car Pais ce a) areca Kentucky Al Glaus aaj ong Conky ed le Fowl SEN. eo hal Gel. San opeeers nece eeeaDeO rn | ReUIe Dick. ro cine Te Kentucky oma is ER Le ES IP -TANU EPSILON S0cieqy ; INCORPORATED be E og aA Rae We A y innversiry: LOUISVILLE The Colonel 159 HISTORY OF THETA NU EPSILON Cuas. E. Moore, Historian N E of the principal reasons for the organization of Theta Nu Epsilon arose from a peculiar situation which existed in the class of 1873 at Massachusetts Wesleyan University. After the society cultivations of the various fraternities had been finished, new members initiated, and the members of the class became better acquainted with each other, a cer- tain “‘bunch”’ of congenial spirits, which was comprised of representatives of all the dif- ferent societies, very naturally fell into a close fellowship. The bonds of this fellowship were, in some ways, stronger than those of the fraternities, but did not prevent each from being loyal to his own fraternity. The above is the reason given by Olin L. Livesay, Wesleyan '73, for the organization of Thete Nu Epsilon. The spirit of congeniality spoken of, brought these men so closely together that, on tha night of December 5, 1870, a meeting was called and under guidance of Livesay a society was formed and a constitution adopted. After the foundation of Alpha Chapter at Wesleyan, a representative was sent to Syracuse, and in 1876 a chapter was established there. In the same year a chapter was established at Union College, and in the following year chapters were established at Cornell and at New York University. From this time on the society has had a steady growth and has always been to the front in most of the prominent colleges, spreading from the Atlantic to the Pacific, and from Canada to the Gulf. Scarcely an important school but has its chapter and knows the emblem of the Skull and Keys. The affairs of the society remained under the control of Alpha Chapter at Wesleyan until it reached so great an extent that Alpha lost control, and for a few years things were in a chaotic state, during which time there sprang into existence many illegal chapters, which by their actions brought great discredit upon the name of Theta Nu Epsilon. Realizing the condition of affairs, Joseph Hartigan, of Sigma Chapter, at the New York University, secured the co-operation of Alpha, and with their consent a committee from six chapters issued a call for a convention to be held in New York City, March 29, 1907. At this convention a national council was elected to take charge of affairs. This body adopted a hew constitution, re-established and incorporated the society. Since 1907 the Grand Council has had full charge of all chapters; under this central government the society has added new chapters and is yearly growing in unity and strength. The principal object of Theta Nu Epsilon is to unite in a common brotherhood all college men, irrespective of fraternity affiliations or the lack of them. In other words, the great work of the society is to abolish the Un-American and unmanly propensity toward snobbishness and exclusiveness which sometimes creeps into the general fraternities. Manhood and upright principles are her demands and the results are easily seen in the colleges where Theta Nu Epsilon holds forth. A chapter list of forty-nine active and alert chapters are spread throughout the college world, and the wearers of the Skull and Keys are to be found in every city and country of the world. As was the first chapter, so was the local chapter, founded by a “bunch” of congenial spirits, repre- senting the various fraternities of the University of Louisville. Xi-Xi Chapter was installed on the night of May 6, 1911, by the officers of Omicron-Omicron Chapter. The charter members were: M. E. Pirkey, E. L. Pirkey, Adolph Berchelman, Samuel Gerhard, A. F. Mahoney, O. P. Chapman, C. Ss. Goodman, J. R. Cottell, Chas. E. Moore, H. D. McPherson, H. S. Eggers, Geo. Hayes, E. B. Rider and D. L. Hill. Here’s to good T. N. E., Wherever you go one you'll see; Loyal and loving, Always ahead shoving, Here’s to good T. N. E. 160 The Colonel HOW IT HAPPENED The crowd had gathered at the start! The race track it was clear, The stern chauffeur upon the seat Was Chauncy Vere de Vere. Like galloping tuberculosis The thing began to cough, Brave Chauncy seized the ‘‘ What’s-its-Name’’— A shot—and they were off! His motor was a ‘‘ Thing-a-ma-bob”’ Imported from Paree; His tires, I wot, were you know what, The kind they ought to be. Small wonder then that Chauncy flew More swiftly than the ‘ wind”’; The race track lay before him; His rivals all behind! But Chauncy bent his anguished gaze Upon the steering gear; The crack-a-jack was out of whack And acting very queer. The “‘thing-a-ma-jig’’ began to dig The ‘‘What's-its-name”’ to pop, And shame! Oh, shame! The auto came Abruptly to a stop. A buzz! A whirr, a cloud of dust, A wild, unearthly yell, A gastly object passing by Silence—, then a smell. So Vere de Vere, the chauffeur wept Beside a wayside ditch; “All lost,’ cried he, ‘‘and all because Of that broken ‘Ask-me-which’.” —Copied. ODE TO OUR STOVE Twas the hour of closing When all thru the school The pupils were leaving according to rule, When up from the basement there came such a smell The like of which our Dean had never heard tell. Away toward the basement he flew like a flash, Slipped on the fop step and fell with a crash; But quickly sprang up like a youth in his teens, Determined to get there by each and all means. The air that met him was so full of smoke, That for quite a while he thot he would choke. With one last effort he broke ope the door— And our smoky stove is forever no more! Roy DANIEL. Id VHd IV IHd lore ae The Colonel PHI ALPHA PI OFFICERS B. F. RUNYON, President RUDOLPH DUENWEG, Vice-President E. L. RAY, Treasurer JNO. B. FLOYD, Secretary COMMITTEES COMMITTEE ON ARRANGEMENTS L. E. Briscor W. S. CANNON H. H. REEDER RECEPTION COMMITTEE FINANCE COMMITTEE A. P. Hauss RupoLeH DUENWEG Wo. B. WHITE EL... RA y F. C. BisHop F. P. STRICKLER MEMBERS BisHop, F. C. Nasu, W. H. Brisco, L. E. NEGLEY, Wo. B. Cannon, W. S. Powe, ALEx. M. CONNELLY, JNO. A. Runyon, B. F. DUENWEG, RUDOLPH REEDER, H. H. Dravo, E. L. Ray, ERMINE L. EpGErTON, N. E. ; SmiTH, F. M. FLoyp, JNo. B. Swope, BuEt A. Hauss, A. P. STRICKLER, F. P. McPHEETERS, JAs. V. Wuite, Wo. B. McReEyno tps, Ben Warp, R. W. MITrcHELL, A. M. WILEY, Jos. C. MERIWETHER, BEN The Graveyard Dear Sir: The Ghosts, aroused from their quiescent slumbers, will leave their sepulchral resting places to stalk abroad among mortals, and will hold high in Silver Hills at the Country Clik Saturday, April 20, 1912, 8.00 o'clock Pluto has reluctantly consented that for that evening we may return to earth, and Charon has promised to ferry us across the Acheron. This will afford an opportunity to renew old friendships. . That you and the ladies an you may bring may mingle among, meet and converse with the spirits, without the aid of a spiritualistic medium, you must wear a fraternity pin, so — that the spirits will recognize you. Respectfully, THE GHOST OF SLEEPY HOLLOW Approved and ordered sent to each member of the Phi Alpha Pi Society, with a cordial invitation to bring the ladies. GHOULS The Colonel 163 PHI ALPHA PI Our chapter of Phi Alpha Pi is a new organization born unto the University. Although having but recently celebrated its second birthday, it has, by gathering into its folds the most congenial and amiable students in all departments, created quite a furore. By awakening the social spirit which has so long remained dormant, in conjunction with being instrumental in the betterment of our college life in all other paths, it has grown to be of paramount importance. Phi Alpha Pi is a national honorary society having its origin in the Amphictyonic Council, founded by the Greeks in the seventh century, B. C. Membership in it is enjoyed only by those who have proven themselves worthy of such a great honor. ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE MEDICAL DEPARTMENT The Medical Department of the University of Louisville is the second oldest Medical School now in existence west of the Alleghanies. During its seventy-four consecutive annual sessions it has had in its Faculty and in its Alumni many of the most renowned teachers and authors in the medical profession of this country. In 1908 the following named Medical Schools, by mutual agreement of the respective Faculties, and in perfect accord, united and became the Medical Department of the University of Louisville, trans- ferring their properties, good will and prestige, and their Alumni are made Alumni of the Medical De- partment of the University of Louisville. THE MeEpIcAL DEPARTMENT OF THE UNIVERSITY OF LOUISVILLE, Organized in 1837. Tue KENTUCKY SCHOOL OF MEDICINE, Organized in 1850. Tue LovuisvILLE MEDICAL COLLEGE, Organized in 1869. Tue HospitaL COLLEGE OF MEDICINE, Organized in 1873. MEDICAL DEPARTMENT OF KENTUCKY UNIVERSITY, Organized in 1898. These five schools have graduated 20,000 physicians, and now have in active practice, located in every State in this country, nearly 10,000 Alumni. The Medical Schools of Kentucky, since the organization of the Medical Department of Transyl- vania University in 1817, have been liberally patronized by the students of all the States and from many foreign countries, because of their recognized high standards and the excellence in teaching. By the merging of these five schools, medical education in Louisville will, in the future, maintain a relatively higher standard than at any time in its past history, and the Medical Department of the University of Louisville is abundantly prepared to meet the demands of the rapid evolution in medical education, both in the biologic or pure science departments, and in their practical application in the pre- vention and cure of disease. : ; The equipment of the many laboratories in the biologic and practical departments 1s such as to meet all demands of the Boards that control the practice of medicine in every State, and of the Council on Medical Education of the American Medical Association, and the school will in every way conform ,o the methods and meet the requirements of the Medical Departments of the best universities. THE K. AND I. FISHING AND OUTING CLUB Motio—A little fun now and then is enjoyed by the best of men. OFFICERS:—CHAS. E. GAUPIN, Chief Toaster GEO. M. McLEISH, Expert Fisherman PERCY R. PIERSON, Official Guide CHAS. A. HAMMER, Committee on Ways and Means CATCHING THE FISH BREAKING THE TRAIL The Colonel on | 165 THE K. AND I. FISHING AND OUTING CLUB On holidays and vacation days we have often left the city and sought the country road and the forest foot path to behold nature’s wonders. There by the stream and again in the field we were rejuvenated to go back to our studies with renewed energy and enthusiasm. Our trips were well planned by our efficient guide, ending as a rule by a grand feast spread upon some log or beside a spring, whereupon jokes were exchanged or stories told with fun galore. ‘‘Perce”’ knew by intuition (sometimes?) the way out of every woods, but alas! a few times we were rather long in getting out. The good old fishing trips are never to be forgotten. Our genial “‘ Mac”’ excelled as fisherman, as he took the pains to grow a special brand of bait in the lab., his in- dependent air dates from this success. ‘“‘Gaupie ’ measured the depth of the water so we could see the safety of following. THe ComMMITTEE. THE SEVEN WONDERS OF THE SENIOR CLASS The way they look at themselves, and the way they are looked at. J. W. Mowrer—Who keeps on riding his wheel about, Thinks he’s wise but this we doubt, ’Cause he believes in letting his mustache grow out. J. R. Corrett—The cursing wonder and a Senior Swell, Who has a mouth as big as a well. Gro. Hays—This is Georgie, who isn’t very bad, And when he is fifty, will still be a lad. Cnas. E. MoorE—Life is but one empty dream, And things are not all what they seem. Hiram EGGERs—Shoot the twenty, the forty—then the eighty, Now, come on, Hill, let’s go to the Gayety. RusH FarLEy—What kind of a class would my class be, Were all the members just like me? A. J. Guertnot—Do you know who I am? Just look at me, I am the King Tutor for the “B. S.”’ Degree. 166 The Colonel KEITH CLUB , Motto—Get all that’s coming to you and then some. Colors—Black and Blue. Favorite Flower—Old Maids. Favorite Song—The Morning After the Night Before. Favortte Drink—Water (?). Favorite Dish—The one that has the most in it. Favorite Diet-—Bee’s Knees. The Keith Club is the embodiment of good fellowship. Daily the honorable judges gather at the round table to discuss the events of the hour. They are in no wise re- lated to the camel, and forsooth, even as they talk, they sip from the cup of good cheer, enlivening the dull monotony of earthly existence and temporarily driving away the heavy cares with which they are burdened. MEMBERS JupGE McELHINNY JupGE McMEEKIN JupGE DURELLE JuDGE CUMMINGS JUDGE SACHS JUDGE SLAUGHTER JupGE VoLK JupGE HEADLY The Colonel 167 “HENRY CLAY CLUB SAMUEL H. McMEEKIN, President W. DUNBAR McELHINNY, Vice-President JAMES SWEENEY, Secretary NICHOLAS E. VOGT, Treasurer FREDERICK L. DURELLE, Sergeant-at-Arms The Henry Clay Club is one of the oldest organizations of its kind in the South. Many of the greatest statesmen of the Commonwealth received their early training in this historic club. It is the bright spot in the student life of the Law School. The weekly debates and orations are a source of great interest, while the Moot Court proceedings afford a means of acquiring knowledge which will greatly benefit the student in after-years. THE POLITICAL CLUB (Successor to Whallen Bros.) Headquarters—F lat 10, Rossmore. Motto—Blessed are they that ask no questions. Hobby—Graft. The Political Club was org anized by McElhinny and McMeekin in 1910, since then they have bought out all other stockholders. It is the aim of the club to manage politics, guarantee the nomi- nation and election of officers, buy or sell anything including elections, and to promote syndicates. In 1912, the club moved into its present quarters, which have since become known as the Tammany Hall of the Law Department. Messrs. McElhinny and McMeekin wish to announce that they have a choice supply of knowledge on hand at all hours, a few ‘‘Get Rich Schemes” and that all results are guaranteed. Your patronage is earnestly solicited. 168 The Colonel DRAMATIC CLUB THE DRAMATIC CLUB OFFICERS JOHN CALDWELL, President LOUISE EAGER, Vice President RUTH WARNER, Secretary and Treasurer MEMBERS Erriz Brest Bessiz HOskINS CORNELIA MurpPuHy Brreoirta BLoom R. Herr RIcHARD NUGENT C. N. CALDWEEL C. JEFFERSON ANNA RYAN E. C. CALDWELL R. JOHNSON LOUISE SHELLEY J. CALDWELL LEONORA JOHNSTON CATHARINE SIGLER Lots CLARK JEANNETTE JONES Mary PRESSLEY SMITH R. DANIEL KATHERINE KORNFELD EpITH STARK LouIsE EAGER R. LAMPTON Rutu TERRY ELvyrE GouGu Lots McCaLeB ELEANOR THOMPSON RutH HARRINGTON Haze MELoy S. WALKER VIOLA HEFFERNAN FRANK Morris RutH WARNER ADELINE HEINZ Jesste MunbAYy THE DRAMATIC CLUB “The watched pot never boils’’ says the old proverb, but even the wisest at times are mistaken, and the best of rules and maxims have exceptions, in truth, it’s the exception that proves the rule. The Dramatic Club after being watched and watched has at length reached the “biling pint.” The 212° F. of student body interest has been attained, and the committee in charge are diligently working out the details of a production that will bring honor to our Alma Mater. A mine of Sgn talent is buried within our walls and we hope ere long to bring it before the oot lights. E. C. CALDWELL. MEMBERS OF CURRENT EVENT CLUB ELvyRE GOUGH LoutsE EAGER VIOLA HEFFERNAN ADELINE HEINZ EpNA HENDRY BesstE HOSKINS GRACE HUBER RutTH HARRINGTON Jessiz Monpay ANNA RYAN LouIsE SHELLEY Mary PRESSLEY SMITH RuTH TERRY THE CURRENT EVENT CLUB ee Es; CATHARINE SIGLER EpitH STARK Dr. VON WALTHER ELEANOR THOMPSON Not least among the various opportunities that offer themselves for the cultivation of sages and “young hopefuls”’ alike, is the recently organized Current Event Club. We all realize the prime impor- tance of such a society in helping us to keep informed of all the millions of wonderful things that are going on all over the wide world. It is needless to say that a Current Event Club is intensely interesting, and, with such a leader as we boast, that ours is an unusually entertaining and instructive pleasure. Dr. Von Walther is our inspiring leader, and the following program will give some slight hint of what treats are in store for us: “The Development of Modern Germany’’—Dr. Von Walther. “Present Day Teaching’’—Miss Mary Pressley Smith. “The Progress of Equal Suffrage in Kentucky’’—Miss Louise Shelley. “The Trouble in Mexico’’—Miss Viola Heffernan. “The New President of the Chinese Republic’’—Miss Louise Eager. 170 The Colonel THE WEST VIRGINIA CLUB Rusu F. Farvey, Historian Here we present to you a small number of students, who hail from the little mountain state, whose vast resources have no equal. Her vast amount of coal, gas, oil and lumber go to make her famous and among other things which we as West Virginians boast of is our natural scenery which is second to none. Out of the fifty-five counties, thirty nine have coal and has over sixty different seams of coal. For the year 1910, West Virginia mined 59,274,708 tons of first grade coal. Time and space doesn’t permit me to tell you of the coke ovens, oil wells, gas wells, factories and lumber districts. Below I present to you the names and faces of a few of her loyal and noted students. WEST VIRGINIA GROUP OFFICERS Motto—‘‘ Moretani Semper Liberas.”’ Rusu F. FARLEY, Holden—Chairman and Chief Politician. KENNA J. HEATHERMAN, Mohawk—Vice President and Coal Superintendent. WituiaM L. Peck, Lindside—Editor and Legal Adviser. J. O. Hitt, Logan—Treasurer and Physician-in-Chief. W. D. Lewis, Beckley, —Secretary and Manager. O. P. CHAPMAN, Huntington—Our Private Druggist. H. D. Hivety, Walton—Sergeant and Oil King, also Played the Ponies. D. C. DanreEL, Marshes—Doorkeeper and has had Valuable Railroad Experience. Noau E, STEELE, Logan—Who is Chief of the Logan Tribe. D. B. GarLanpb, Huntington—The Boss of Huntington Coal Field. M. D. Goon, Paden City—Who will fill his father’s shoes, which means something. Jas. L. Justice, Charleston—The Noted Pugilist. C. A. FARREN, Smoot—The Dignified Educator. JEFF FaRLEy, Bias—Ought to have studied for the Ministry. E. B. Henson, Charleston—Has been in the Capitol. G. C. Morrison, Liverpool—Physician for the City Hospital. Guy StaLwakEr, Eden—Known by all of the Fair Sex in Calhoun County. W. T. Smitu, Hammock—Saves all his money for a rainy day. L. E. SHrEwssury, Beckley—The Beckley Representative. GeEorGE W. STEELE, Logan—Editor Motorman Gazette. J. E. Ropertson, Huntington—Fell victim to a Louisville maid and is well satisfied (Oh! you daddy). E. W. Marcum, Ceredo—Sleeping Beauty from Ceredo. O. B. Lyncu, Buchannon—The Buchannon Millionaire. Wi.uiE H. Howe i, Murrayville—Best Looking Freshman. Jas. L. FaGan, Huntington—Mayor of Huntington. Brooks Dopson, Spencer—Superintendent Insane Asylum. Orva CONLEy, Spencer—Professional School Teacher. Dr. W. J. Jupy, Webster Springs—Minister in Charge. Dr. S. P. ALLEN, Webster Springs—Stomach Specialist and County Clerk. Dr. L. L. Anetz, Charleston—Umpire. Dr. H. H. Warp, Richmond—Beauty Specia list. aNd VINIOWIA LSAM iS vs ; The Colonel TEXAS CLUB O yes’ O yes! Gentlemen of the jury, we are the Tex. Club, strong from the Lone Star State. We don’t mean to butt in, but we are a husky bunch of punchers just coming into the limelight for a spell, with the following lineup: D. L. Hitt, Mainstake Joun Rumpu, Firelighter W. A. Taycor, Billy Goat Rider W. E. McKinney, Drinkmixer Tom VAN ZANDT, Grafter R. W. Warp, Trailmaker We hail from all corners of the big state, huddling around this water hole of knowledge, with eyes; ears and mouth open, sipping from the gutter of flowing sciences of the great U. of L. Formerly cattle punchers, of which we are proud, we not only can do saddle stunts with glittering spurs and with red bandannas marking the direction of the parching breeze, but we lasso the pedic- ulosis capitis, drown the diplococci-intracellularis-menengiditis with the serum of our ponies, and conquer all of the devitalizing agents that tend to make man cross and women seek the divorce judge. Time and space doesn't permit a detailed history of each individual, and for fear you would not know of our existence without tooting our own horn, we are imposing upon your good nature by telling you that we shine even when the clouds are darkest. Purpose of organization— ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? OTHER MEMBERS Seniors—D. W. QuEEN, C. B. Jones, W. H. BEazey. Juniors—T. G. Rump, Rost. Burns, E. D. Rice, H. F. McGrecor, T. S. Goopnicur. Sophomores—H. U. Wootsey, V. M. LONGMEYER. Freshmen—P. Poor, P. C. Latimore, B. S. Woop. MISS VIOLA HEFFERNAN, President MISS RUTH HARRINGTON, Vice President MISS LOUISE EAGER, Secretary MISS RUTH TERRY, Treasurer Miss Loris CLARK Miss LouisE EAGER Miss ADELINE HEINZ Miss VioLA HEFFERNAN Miss GRACE HUBER Miss LEONORA JOHNSTON Miss Mary EL.is JONES Miss JEsstIE MONDAY Miss ANNA RYAN Miss LOUISE SHELLEY Miss RutH TERRY Miss CATHARINE SIGLER Miss Lots McCALeEB Miss BEsstE HOsKINS Miss EpNA HENRY Miss ELEANOR THOMPSON Miss JEAN MARADIX Miss ELVYRE GOUGH Miss CAROLYN MARATTA Miss RutH WARNER Miss IoLA HOVER Mr. E. C. CALDWELL Mr. J. CALDWELL Mr. N. CALDWELL Mr. Roy DANIEL Mr. RAYMOND HEFT Mr. C. JEFFERSON Mr. C. LAMPTON Mr. H. NUGENT Mr. STANLEY WALKER Mr. R. E. DoHERTY Mr. H. RUTHERFORD Mr. G. GORGENSON 174 : The Colonel GLEE CLUB GLEE CLUB At the reorganization of the Glee Club for 1912, Viola Heffernan was unani- mously elected President, Ruth Harrington, Vice President; Ruth Terry, Treasurer, and Louise Eager, Secretary. Under the management of such capable leaders one could not help but journey far on the road to success. We have about thirty members, the largest number on record in the history of the club. A Caruso or a Sembrich we have not, but we are the proud possessors of several good sopranos and tenors. Mr. Grant, the Director, has ambitions for a light cantata to be sung sometime during commencement week. (s. B. He “NUFF SED”’’ Motto—‘ Would that we were single again.”’ RiLey, F. P., Chief Floor Walker MA toy, E. B., Infant Food Artist Riper, E. B., Baby Carriage Representative Jounson, R. S., Graduate Cradle Rocker PEER, O. A., Grandfather DIGNITARIES Dewitt GoopMAN Bow, S. H. W. E. DowntE MALLoy, E. B. H. P. SAYLE BARCHLOW, Gro. T. (SCHLITZ) MOoRE Jounson, R. S. H. D. HIvety Bruce, W. H. J. A. SMitH PEER, O. A. DE eine, RIney, F. P27 E. B. Ripert Hew ett, L. L. Denotes Daddy. Not in good standing. 176 The Colonel CRAFTSMAN CLUB OFFICERS HOMER W. COX, President H. C. METCALF, Vice President R. R. REMARK, Secretary J. H. ROCK, Treasurer EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE Gro. Hays C. S. EDDLEMAN Oe latins L. T. WHALEY R. E. JOHNSON THE COMPASS (From Left to Right) ROLL S. A. Gilbeau, Hope Lodge No. 145, Lafayette, La. W. A. Taylor, Saltilla No. 630, Sulphur Springs, Tex. Guy Stalwaker, Serv'a No. 189, Servia W. Va. W. E. Downie, Albion Lodge No 186, Barbadoes, West Indies. T. E. Shell, Houston Lodge No. 67, Houston, Miss. T. D. Goodman, Elliott Lodge No. 563, Stark, Ky. Wm. Cox, Eginton Lodge No. 490, Williamson, Ky. A. N. Crain, Rockhold Lodge No. 795, Brumfield, Ky. W. R. Blackmon, Abney Lodge No. 219, Kershaw, S. C. N. E. Mattox, Crawford Lodge No. 470, English, Ind. J. O. Hill, Arcona Lodge No. 99, Logan, W. Va. R. F. Farley, Obrein Lodge No. 101, Williamson, W. Va. J. H. Rock, King Hiram Lodge No. 78, Tillsonburg, Ontario. C. C. Carr, Colburn Lodge No. 97, Colburn, Va. D. W. Queen, Milchell No. 563, Colorado, Texas. L. T. Whaley, Bethlehem No. 574, Birdseye, Ind. A. L. Bass, Campbellsville Lodge No. 124, Campbellsville, Ky. ee ae CHERD fa nw - NM ae A a « 4 ive} 178 The Colonel THE SQUARE (From Left to Right.) W. F. Holbrook, Mt. Mariah I’odge No. 179, Kinsley, Kan. Thomas G. VanZandt, Granger Lodge No. 227, Granger, Tex. W. H. Beasley, Shepheard Lodge No. 866, Shepheard, Tex. R. E. Johnson, Olive Branch No. 38, Danville, Ill. G. C. Morrison, Mariah Lodge No. 38, Liverpool, W. Va. O. A. Peer, Henry Chamberlain Lodge No. 308, Walervleit, Mich. Homer W. Cox, Bethlehem Lodge No. 574, Birdseye, Ind. W. et Albrecht, Youghiogheny Lodge No. 583, McKeesport, Pa. C. S. Eddleman, Marengo Lodge No. 475, Marengo, Ind. M. D. Good, Mt. Olivet No. 3, Parkersburg, W. Va. H. D. Hively, Highley Lodge No. 143, Vicars, W. Va. R. R. Remark, Allen Lodge No. 165, Moore’s Hill, Ind. L. L. Hewlett, Hanson Lodge No. 766, Hanson, Ky. MEMBERS OF CLUB NOT IN PICTURE J. G. Rumph, Mansfield Lodge No. 331, Mansfield, Texas. Geough H. Day, Depon Lodge No. 338, New Albany, Ind. G. L. Dyer, Sonora Lodge No. 784, Sonora, Ky. H. C. Metcalf, Andersonville Lodge No. 96, Rushville, Ind. C. M. Zink, Salem Lodge No. 21, Salem, Ind. Y. C. Lott, Ocilla Lodge No. 374, Ocilla, Ga. Geo. Hay, Preston Lodge No. 181, Louisville, Ky. W. H. Howell, Ashton Lodge No. 12, Rovenwood, W. Va. C. C. Rose, Oklahoma Lodge No. 4, Otaka, Okla. Has We leffergor The Colonel 0 CRAFTSMAN CLUB HISTORY T the beginning of the 1909-’10 sessions, members of the senior and junior classes, who were Master Masons, met together in order to form a social club, where all members, who were in good standing with their lodge and that were matriculated in the Medical Department of the University of Louisville, might meet upon the level. After many efforts a club was organized, which has as its highest tenets those of Masonry, namely: Truth, Relief and Brotherly Love. Members of the Faculty who belong to our order were made honorary members of the club. They have loyally stood by us and helped to make many pleasant even- ings by their wise talks and witty stories. Each class of the University is represented on the list of officers, and no student who is well qualified is refused membership in the club, however, he is first required to prove himself by attending some regularly constituted lodge of Masons, in company with some member of the club. The club has from year to year, as a special feature, given a dance or banquet to the members. Throughout the year special programs are rendered, consisting of musicals and speeches, always closing with a smoker. What a pleasant memory it will be in days to come, when the silvery threads have brightened and the golden are fading away. It will be our sincere hope that the anchor of the Craftsman Club shall forever cling to the steady hands of Him who steers us up that undiscovered country from whose bourn no traveler returns. WHICH ARE YOU? When ’round the festive board we sit, And pass around the wine; Remember, though abuse is vile, Yet use may be divine. ’Twas heaven in kindness sent the grape, To please both great and small; It’s little fools who drink too much, But big fools none at all. TO DRS. THOMPSON AND RAY “Applaud us when we run, console us when we fall, Cheer us when we recover—but let us PASS— For God’s sake, let us PASS!!”’ 180 W. K. Howarp, Chairman J. O. Hitt, Chairman L. E. Downs, Chairman A. P. WARMAN, Chairman AvBrRecut, W, J. Breaziey, W. H. Brown, R. T. Cox, H. W. Cox, WALTER CLirrorp, C. G. CONLEY, ORvA Downs, L. E. Danie, D. C. Dopson, Brook Dyer, E. L. Dopson, J. C. Downir, W. E. EppLEMAN, C. S. FARLEY, JEFF. FaRREw, C. A. FREEMAN, E. S. FERGusON, E. E. FostER, OWEN FARLEY, RusH GARNER, T. M. Goopman, T. D. The Colonel BARBOUR BIBLE CLASS CLASS OFFICERS T. D. GOODMAN, President BROOK DODSON, Vice President E. D. RICE, Secretary W. H. HOWELL, Treasurer COMMITTEES Membership Committee Jerr. FARLEY A. J. SMITH Sick Committee C. A. FARREW L. A. SMITH Social Committee WALTER HUME Picture Committee C. S. EDDLEMAN MEMBERSHIP ROLL GINGLEs, H. W. Howry, W. H. Haun, C. N. HuME, WALTER Hitz, J. .O: Howarp, W. K. HEWLETT, L. L. Hartman, E. C, Henson, E. B. Isom, G. W. INMAN, E. L. Jounson, R. E. JonEs, C. H. Jounson, R. S. Lyon, A. M. LAWRENCE, M. M. LuxeE, J. M. LuKE, J. J. Maupin, C. C. Moss, R. C. Marcum, C. B. Nortucutt, E. W. C. B. Marcum M. M. Ropinson C. G. CLIFFORD Guy STALWAKER OuTLAND, J. A. OZzMENT, W. L. Pryor, G. R. PEER, O. A. Rice, E. D. Ruse, R. H. Roprnson, M. M. STARR, ELLIs Situ, W. T. SMirTH, L. A. STALWAKER, Guy SNOWDEN, R. R. SIEVERS, FRED. Smith, A. J. STELLE, N. E, Tay or, W. A. Werry, L. E. WEINBERGERR, A. V. Watkins, L. B. WHALEY, L. T. Warman, A. P. en) eo = - Zz ES x wD w n ue 182 The Colonel BARBOUR BIBLE CLASS HISTORY HE Barbour Bible Class had its beginning in November, 1909, through the efforts of Dr. Philip F. Barbour and Mr. Hoke, a medical student at that time, with an attendance of six members and was conducted in the Small Sunday School room of the Second Presbyterian Church at Second and Broadway. The class grew so rapidly that at the end of three months it was necessary to move to the large auditorium of the building, where Dr. Barbour has continued to lecture to the class on the current Sunday School Lesson every Sunday since the beginning, with the exception of those Sundays occuring during the vacation. In the Spring of '10, the class was organized, chartered and made a member of the International Sunday School Association. It bears the distinction of being the largest Bible Class in the world which is made up exclusively of Medical Students. As a special feature the class is entertained annually by Miss Martha Cecil’s Class, and on another occasion Dr. Barbour’s Class, in turn, entertains Miss Cecil's Class. Other special entertainments also are arranged from time to time through- out the session. The president and secretary of the class were sent as delegates to the Convention of the National Laymen’s Movement which convened at Chattanooga, Tenn., on February 6-8, 1912. OUGHT A medic lay in his bed and he thought, ’Twas a few minutes before eight and he knew that he ought, The morning is cold and the bed is so warm, A missed lecture or two, means little harm So he resumed his sweet dreams of his future to be Imagined himself a Mayo and chuckled with glee. The faculty sat in its office and it thought, Twas a few weeks before graduation and it knew that it ought, The office was filled with vile stogie aroma, A missed lecture or two—result, no diploma, So it relighted its cigar and chuckled with glee, For a Mayo to was, ain’t a Mayo to be. The medic returned to the farm and he thought, How nice 'twould have been, if he had done as he ought The days are short and the sun is warm, And a wasted hour or two means a great deal of harm, So he climbs on his plow, not chuckling with glee, For this doctor to was, is a farmer to be. ANONYMOUS. BUFFET SUPPER FOR SOPHOMORES AND JUNIORS ; Dean and Mrs. Patterson delightfully entertained the young ladies of the Sophomore and Junior C lasses with a buffet supper, Friday evening, February sixteenth, at their apartment in the Owens Hill, Those who enjoyed Dr. and Mrs. Patterson’s hospitality were: Misses Edith Stark, Grace Huber, Ruth Harrington, Lois Caleb, Catharine Sigler, Lenora Johnston, Eleanor Thompson, Christine Warren, Anna Ryan, Sallie Ewing Marshall, Ruth Warren, Louise Eager, Jessie Munday. During the evening several piano selections were rendered and the members of the German Class of the University entertained the rest very much with their German songs. The prizes awarded for the games were won by Misses Edith Stark and Ruth Harrington. This ended a most enjoyable evening and one to be remembered by all. UNIVERSITY AFTERNOON Among the other social items to be mentioned in our columns is University Afternoon. On the 11th of December the entire Senior Class, also some of our Junior and Sophomore brothers turned out to witness the matinee at the Mary Anderson Theatre, and at the same time to greet our old friend and former classmate, Eugene Hodgkins, in his newly chosen profession, that of a Vaudeville Artist. We were all glad to see how nicely he has progressed in so short a time and by prolonged and vociferous applause voted his act the headliner of the bill. While we are all sorry he cannot be with us to don a cap and gown and receive his sheepskin, still we take this opportunity one and all to extend to him our heartiest wishes for a happy success in his new role. HALLOWEEN PARTY On the last evening of October, and that a cold and blowing night, our Halloween Party, the most charming entertainment of the year, took place. The halls and rooms were appropriately decorated for the occasion. These pumpkin lighted rooms, with boughs of leaves as a back ground, and every nook and corner veiled with rustling leaves and corn echoed and re-echoed the enthusiasm and genuine joy of all present. About the walls of the ‘League Room’’ were arranged advertisements and as the guests arrived, each was given a white card upon which to ‘‘dot’’ down their answers. This contest afforded great excitement as the evening progressed. At the end of the contest the judges consulted together, while the crowd found nothing more delightful and nothing more enjoyable than to sit about the open fire in gay array, and sing while corn was popped, marshmallows and chestnuts toasted. Finally, after almost intolerable suspense, the winners were announced, and the first, Miss Catharine Sigler, was presented with a beautiful Bar Pin. Dr. Louis Siff was the second victor. : The large and “groaning festal board’’ stood in the center of the Registrar’s Office with all its appropriate Halloween decorations and laden with a sumptuous repast. At the head of the festal board stood, symbolical of the evening, ‘‘Our Human Skeleton.” Nothing in the ‘‘eats’’ line was forgotten, not even the jug of cider and gingerbread. Mrs. Patterson, our charming chaperon, presided at the ag. yi After a most enjoyable No lack of interest or traces of ennui could be discovered at this party. Hy ‘ = ¢ ’ time, we closed at some time near the ‘‘wee small hours. 184 The Colonel SENIORS AT HOME With no difficulty too great to daunt them and no hardship that could turn them from their goal, four “wee’’ Seniors entertained the Students of the Academic Department, on September 29th, this throwing open the portals of their new Senior Parlor. Our little room with its green walls decorated with pictures and pennants, its window seats heaped with pillows and its daintily shaded windows looked lovely in its festive array. The Senior Room on this day was thrown open from one until four, and all these Seniors labored side by side to make it a success and indeed they did. Delicious refreshments were served. The color scheme, green and gold, was carried out in all the decorations and ices. THE SOPHOMORE’S DANCE FOR THE FRESHMEN To become better acquainted with the unsophisticated little Freshmen and to welcome them into our wise and learned presence, we the Sophomores decided to give an informal party in their honor at King’s Hall, Saturday afternoon, November 25th. Mrs. Patterson, Mrs. Von Walther and Mrs. J. P. Grant were invited to officiate as chaperons. The afternoon arrived and with it our guests arrayed most becomingly in pretty frocks. The chandeliers were festooned with evergreen, and music for dancing was beautifully rendered by Miss Cath- arine Sigler. At one corner of the hall stood the refreshment table and this was decidedly popular during the afternoon. One of the interesting features was the impromptu mock wedding of Miss Catharine Sigler and Mr. E. Gough, who were married by request of the student body, upon whom they had inflicted their long continued love making. The afternoon slipped away all too soon and our guests departed with various acclamations of their good time. With their departure our dignity also vanished, the remaining ‘‘eats’’ disappeared at an alarm- ingly rapid pace, cups and punch bowl were hurridly washed and we left only hoping our guests had enjoyed themselves as much as we had. FRESHMEN DANCE On the Wednesday before the Holidays the Freshmen entertained the Sophomore and Juniors with a dance at King’s Hall in the Highlands. It was a beauless dance, but nevertheless beautiful. Christmas decorations prevailed. The walls were decorated with ropes of evergreen and wreaths of holly. Bunches of mistletoe hung from the doorsand chandeliers. There was also placed about the hall lots of luscious things to eat. ; This was one of the most enjoyable events of the year because the Freshmen were such lovely “gentlemen,’’ and the Sophs and Juniors such adorable ‘‘dears.”” Mrs. Patterson was there and lent the kindliness and charm of her presence to the charming scene. PHI CHI SMOKER The Phi Chi fraternity opened its social year of 1911-12 with a “Smoker”’ for the Freshmen, at the Old Inn Oct. 13. Here the embryo ‘‘medics” were given a taste of the brotherhood “pepper”? and introduced to a few liquid sweets. Good fellowship went the round, and the opener was a great success, An initiation and banquet was the next on the calender, which was given two weeks later at the “frat’’ house on South Sixth Street. Besides the ten ‘‘Freshies’’ who rode the goat, the boys of Alpha Alpha had the Alumni as their guests. Covers were laid for sixty, and seated at the table were ten members of the faculty. The good things to eat were washed down with good things to drink. A. L. Bass, 12, presided as toastmasier and his introductions were witty and spicy. The following alumni and members of the faculty were on hand for the fun and responded to toasts: Dr. Will Jenkins, Dr. Virgil Simpson; Dr. C. W. Hibbit; Dr. George Jenkins; Dr. Bernard Asman, and Dr. E.S. Allen. Their talks were filled with sound advice for the active members. During the intervals between the “big doings” the fraternity was treated to a series of lectures by various members of the alumni. Each lecture dealt on our s tudy of medicine. The Colonel | 185 BANQUET A mid-winter banquet was held at the fraternity house Feb. 22. The affair was given in honor of four initiates. The spirits of the new members were revived with a tempting feast. All members attended the mid-winter event. Drs. C. B. Spaulding and Will Jenkins were the speakers of the evening. The last of the ‘‘big ones’’ was given by the senior members of the fraternity at the Tyler hotel April 27. The fraternity had as its guests twenty members of the faculty. Covers were laid for sixty-five in the main dining hall. And the feast! Words can not describe the “Eats!” An eight course dinner was served. The decorations carried out the effect of the fraternity colors, green and white. ; Each member of the senior class responded to a toast, and needless to say, each did full justice to the dignity of his profession. W. B. Doherty, 13, presided as toastmaster. “Nit” was the master of the evening, and each speaker had a ‘‘new-one.’ too, just like tonics after meals. Each member of the faculty present responded to toasts. Their talks were the most enjoyable part of the evening program. The following members of the Major faculty were present: Dr. Irvin Abell; Dr. P. F. Barbour; Dr. I. N. Bloom; Dr. Herbert Bronner; Dr. J. B. Marvin; Dr. Chas. G. Lucas; Dr. I. N. Lederman; Dr. C. W. Hibbitt; Dr. W. C. Dugan; Dr. W. Ed. Grant; Dr. A. O. Pfingst; Dr. W. O. Roberts; Dr. Ed- ward Speidel; Dr. C. B. Spaulding; Dr. Virgil Simpson; Dr. J. G. Sherill; Dr. J. R. Wathen; Dr. W. H. Wathen and Dr. Dunning S. Wilson. The members voted the last the best, but each and every entertainment of the year was rich in pleasure and instruction. Will B. Doherty closed the evening by an address of appreciation to the seniors. At the midnight hour the bowls clashed for the last time for the year. They were all good, PI MU BANQUET On Saturday evening, October the thirteenth, at the Louisville Hotel, the Pi Mu Fraternity gave the first banquet of the year in honor of the early initiates. The tables were arranged to represent the Pi Mu cross, decorated in red and gold—the Pi Mu colors—and overlaid with pink carnations. Dr. E. C. Redman, one of our faithful alumni, acted as toastmaster and sat at the head of the cross. The Arch Aorta occupied the extremity of the left arm, the Calamus Scriptorius the right and the alumni and honorary members the upper segment. The other members and initiates were along the lower segment, while the calyx was at the foot. The arrangements and decorations were distinctly Pi Mu and it seemed that the hotel put forth its best effort both in menu and service. After wining and dining, the toastmaster announced that short talks for the good of the fraternity were in order. Some of the talks, however, were neither short nor were they confined to the fraternity, as some of the best orators saw visions of their sweethearts in the fragrant smoke of the ‘“Roxana”’ and spoke at length to them. A few did not confine their talks to any one particular subject, while some of the more sedate and poetical ones gave a few lines rom various poets. In the final talk Dr. Redmon, in a most inspiring way, reviewed the history of the fraternity. He related its rapid growth, the honorable principles for which it stands and congratulated the initiates for identifying themselves with Pi Mu spirit. aa . As the evening was growing into morning a most enjoyable affair was ended by singing the Pi Mu song. FIRST TRIP TO LEXINGTON On January the eleventh an enthusiastic crowd, under the chaperonage of Dr. J. L. Patterson and Dr. Eckart Von Walther, departed for the Blue Grass Region to attend the Basket Ball game between the University of Louisville and Transylvania in Lexington. In the party were Misses Adeline Heinz, Elviere Gough, Elizabeth Bruce, Lois Clark, Grace Huber, Edith Stark, Catharine Sigler and Ruth Terry. The Colonel DR. PATTERSON ENTERTAINS Dr. Patterson entertained the Athletic Committee and the boys of the Academic Department with a buffet dinner on the evening of February sixth. After an excellent dinner had been served Dr. Cald- well played several selections on the piano, one of which he had composed ‘before he was married,’’ but we failed to hear any he has composed since. Dr. Von Walther gave a very interesting story of the Student Life in large German Universities, accompanied with several student songs, and a vivid account of a student duel. Dr. Anderson with his hearty laugh, and good jokes, never let the time hang heavy on our hands. We spent a very pleasant evening, and wish to thank Dr. Patterson again for his kindly 186 interest in us. ANNUAL PI MU CONVENTION On December the twenty-first, second and third, the Pi Mu Fraternity held its annual Centrum Ovale meeting in Richmond, Virginia. Delta Epsilon chapter of the University of Louisville was represented by E. Thos. Sellers, who re- ports the greatest meeting in the history of the fraternity. Luncheons at the Westmoreland Club, banquets at the Commonwealth, theatre parties, and auto- mobile rides over the historic city were the means of showing the delegates Virginia’s hospitality. TRIP TO LEXINGTON The following young people of the University spent February seventeenth in Lexington, to be present at the Basket Ball game between the girls’ teams of the University of Louisville and State Uni- versity. MISSES Elizabeth Bruce Lois Clark Ruth Terry Adeline Heinz Bessie Hoskins Viola Heffernan. Elviere Gough Edith Stark Grace Huber Catharine Sigler Dr. Von Walther chaperoned the party. PI MU SOIREE One of the most enjoyable social events of the season was given by the Pi Mu Fraternity in the chapter hall March the fourth. After the regular meeting the members adjourned for a soiree. After dancing and various games were indulged in refreshments were served. As a token of love Dr. W. E. McCormick, 1911 Alumnus, presented a most excellent painting to the fraternity representing the ‘‘ Helping hand of Pi Mu.” JUNIOR AND SENIOR RECEPTION Thursday, February 29, marked the Junior and Senior Reception given in honor of Mrs. Perrow and Mrs. Caldwell, the wives of the two new members of our Faculty. It would be hard to find a more congenial crowd than attended this reception. Everyone in their prettiest frock was conducted to the third floor. Each girl met every other, all the Faculty and Mrs. Perrow and Mrs. Caldwell, two most charming additions to our school. Lovely refreshments consisting of tea, wafers, sandwiches, mints and nuts were served. Each Senior tried to outdo each Junior in the sandwich line and they were there from the very plainest to the “Siff’’! It must not be forgotten that on this occasion the boys appeared in ‘‘full force” and they have, indeed, become very efficient in the art of drinking tea. : This day will hold a place in our memories.and it has proven that the Juniors and Seniors are most charming hostesses, for they were, always, on this occasion, the right one in the right place at the right time. All too soon this afternoon drew to a close and the moment of departure came, but all seemed to enjoy themselves to the utmost limit. : The Colonel season in the fraternal circle Kappa Kappa Fraternity at part of the entertainment was furnished by two senior mem- bers, who impersonated two negro waiters, which added much to the merriment of the evening by serving punch. At eleven-thirty the prizes were awarded, Mrs. E. B. Rider receiving the first prize and Miss Lyons the booby, after which a delightful course lunch- eon was served. The tables were then removed and the rest of the evening spent in tripping the light fantastic to the har- monious “‘Strauss,’’ rendered by the violinist, Prof. Geo. L. Wilkins, accompanied by the piano. The A. K. K. Fraternity has the distinction of being the only fraternity in the University with a chapter house. The party was chaperoned by Dr. and Mrs. R. H. Davis and Mrs. W. T. Hood, the matron. This is one of a series of entertainments given by the fraternity at its chapter house during the past term which has added much to the social life of the University. VALENTINE PARTY progressive doors, twelve tables were accommodated nicely. plants and festoons of red_ hearts. One of the most delightful entertainments of the five hundred party given by the local chapter of the Alpha their chapter house on Sixth street, on the night of February fourteenth. By throwing the whole first floor into one room by folding The Parlors were beautifully decorated with pennants, potted unique 188 ‘The Colonel THEATRE PARTY The old Latin proverb “Sana mens in sano corpore” expresses an important truth, that in order to secure the greatest efficiency in life, one must possess both a sound mind and sound body, so think, also, the boys and girls of the Academic Department and they this year engaged in Basket Ball which proved both attractive and healthful. As a fitting ‘‘finis’’ of a very successful season the boys enter- tained the girls with a theatre party at Keith’s on March fourth. Those who attended were Misses Louise Shelley, Adeline Heinz, Ruth Harrington, Effie Best, Cornelia Murphy, Grace Huber, Elizabeth Bruce, Katherine Kornfeld, Elviere Gough, Bessie Hoskins, Viola Heffernan; Messrs. Edward Caldwell, Roy Daniels, Harry Nugent, Carlyle Jefferson, Robert Johnston, Norris Caldwell, John Caldwell, Stanley Walker, Raymond Heft, Clarke Lampton and John L. Eschrich. Dr. and Mrs. Patterson chaperoned the party. BOY SCOUTS Tuesday, April 2, marked the formal opening of the Boy Scouts’ Room in ‘‘ Basement.’ Pennants, “The Girl in the Taxi,”’ “‘ Newly Weds,” and such famous pictures adorned the spacious walls. A lovely spread was served from one until two-thirty for Misses Grace Huber, Adeline Heinz, Louise Shelley, Cornelia Murphy, Viola Heffernan, Catharine Sigler, Elviere Gough, Effie Best, Edith Stark, Eleanor Thompson, Lois McCaleb, Carolyn Maratta; Messrs.. N. C. Caldwell, John Caldwell, Edward Caldwell, Stanley Walker, Carlyle Jefferson, Frank Morris, Roy Daniels, Harry Nugent, Raymond Heft, Clark Lampton, Robert Johnston, John Eschrich. Dr. and Mrs. J. J. Patterson chaperoned. ““ KAFFEE KLATSCH Dr. Spillman and the Freshman German Class gave a Kaffee Klatsch (Coffee Social) March 15. A very interesting programme was arranged by Dr. Spillman and Miss Heinz. The programme was given in Mr. Grant’s Studio and many German songs were beautifully rendered, especially a solo by Miss Lois McCaleb. A typical ‘‘ Dutch Lunch” was served in the Senior Room. When student days are over, And as guardians of health, We sally forth to peddle pills Or carve our way to wealth; Mid memory’s gathered treasure, The gems that brightest shine Will be the hours in-friendship passed At old U. of L’s shrine. The Colonel — 189 CLIPPINGS FROM THE DAILY PRESS T. N. E.'S MAKE WIND BLOW VassaLs OF NEUKTAGORIOUS ENyoy BaNn- QuET At OLD INN. The annual banquet of the University of Louisville members of Theta Nu Epsi- lon was held at the Old Inn last night, with a good attendance. Dr. Marion E. Pirkey, of Waverly Hills, Ky., and R. E. Zachert, of Rochester, were in Louisville for the occasion. O. P. Chapman acted as toastmaster. The mysterious direction and destination of the wind, which plays such a prominent part in the activities of the vassals of Neuktagorious, as usual, was discussed and exemplified. ALPHA KAPPA KAPPA ENTERTAINED Mr. and Mrs. John Pope of 1111 Chero- kee Road entert ained the local Chapter of the Alpha Kappa Kappa Fraternity last evening at a coasting party in Chero- kee Park. After spending part of the evening most enjoyably at coasting, the party adjourned to the host’s residence where dancing was indulged in; after which refreshments were served. The party broke up at an early hour, declaring that they had had a most pleasant even- ing. FIVE HUNDRED PARTY Friday evening Mr. and Mrs. Haines gave a ‘“‘Five Hundred Party” to the members of Alpha Nu Chapter of Alpha Kappa Kappa Fraternity at their resi- dence on Sixth street. Later in the even- ing delightful refreshments were served. All had a jolly time and will never forget their host and hostess. MR. E. B. RIDER GIVES DINNER. Mr. E. B. Rider entertained in honor of a few of his fraternity brothers of the Alpha Kappa Kappa Fraternity last night at his residence on Fifth street. After an elaborate dianer, presided over by Mrs. Rider in her usual charming manner, the guests were entertained at cards. STAG PARTY On last Thursday evening Dr. R. Hays Davis had the members of the Local Chapter of Alpha Kappa Kappa Frater- nity, of which he is a member, to a smoker at his home on South Second street. Congeniality, Fraternalism and Brotherly Love were predominant and impressive. PI MU SMOKER _On Saturday evening, February the Fourth, a smoker was given by the Pi Mu Fraternity in the Chapter Hall, on Jefferson street. LUNCHEON Mrs. Von Walther entertained at lunch- eon Tuesday, April 2, at her apartment in the Weissinger. Mrs. Von Walther’s guests were Misses Louise Shelley, Viola Heffernan, Ruth Terry, Adeline Heinz, Louise Eager, Edith Stark, Grace Huber, Eleanor Thompson, Lois McCaleb, Ruth Harrington, Anna Ryan, and Catharine Sigler. DR. AND MRS. PATTERSON ENTERTAIN Last evening Dr. and Mrs. Patterson entertained at six o'clock dinner Misses Viola Heffernan, Louise Shelley, Adeline Heinz and Grace Huber. After dinner the party attended the Basket Ball Game between Y. M. C. A. and University of Louisville. LUNCHEON Mr. J. White of the Junior Class of the Liberal Arts Department of the Univer- sity of Louisville, entertained the Senior Girls: Misses Louise Shelley, Viola Hef- fernan, Ruth Terry and Adeline Heinz, on February 1, with a luncheon at the Vatel. After lunch they attended Dr. Von Wal- ther’s Lecture before the Alumnae of the Girls’ High School at the Library. B UFFET SUPPER FOR FRESHMEN Dr. and Mrs. Patterson entertained the Freshman Class of the Liberal Arts De- partment of the University of Louisville, with a buffet supper on Saturday, Feb- ruary 3d. Dr. and Mrs. Caldwell assisted in receiving the guests. As there were no boys present it seemed very appropriate to play ‘Old Maid.” It will be best, perhaps, not to mention the name of the young lady who was destined to hold the ill-fated card. ‘‘Don- key’’ was also enjoyed. There was great hilarity cver the fact that Dr. Patterson himself was ‘ Donkey.” Dr. Caldwell’s music, also, was one of the many enjoyed events of the evening. Dr. Leavell ing, what would you do?” “Mr. Luke, suppose you were called to see a case of opium poison- Luke—“Eh, I would chase him around the room with a wet towel and hit him every time he turned around.” Dr. Leavell—‘‘What would you do that for?” Luke—“ To, eh—eh—keep him from dying.” TAKING PICTURES : ““ 4 e. Oy wat r Car, pr? Gaupin— Perc., wouldn’t you expose this about six seconds: “‘Precise’’ Pierson—‘‘No, I would give it, let me see, I would advise six and seven-thirteenths.”’ Dr. Moren—‘‘ What is one cause of Melancholia?” “Married”? Riley—High cost of living, Doctor. Freshman—“ Dr. Baldauf, what are white rats?” Dr. Baldauf—“ Adult white mice.” Pierson and Gaupin hunting work for Dr. Speidel’s department. “Madam, we are Doctors from the University.” “Say, Doc., they want you over at Frog’s right away.”’ “What’s the matter now?” “They're afraid the old man’s going to croak.” Swope—‘‘Bishop and his bride are well mated.” Ray—‘ Yes, she’s a grass widow and he’s a vegetarian.” Dr. Sherrill—‘‘ Mr. Hammer, what is meant by the liver being friable?”’ Hammer—‘‘It being in such a state that it would be easy to fry, Doctor.” SCENE IN DEPARTMENT STORE McLeish— I think it is thirty six or forty-six, I am not positive, but I think forty-six is right.” Saleslady—‘‘ What style, sir?” McLeish—‘‘Straight front, madam.” The Calonel. Ae 191 Dr. Thompson—‘‘What is the most frequent source of emboli?”’ Guerinot— Vegetables on the valves of the heart becoming dislodged.” English Professor—‘ Why should the ghost in ‘‘ Hamlet’”’ be addressed in Latin?” Miss Marshall—‘‘ Because it’s a dead language.” When was the ‘Revival of Learning?’ Before the last exams. NOTICES FROM THE BULLETIN BOARD Dr. Wisdom wishes to say a few words to the class at the close of this hour. Baalam’s Ass. F. P. Riley, Specialist in the Bunny Hug and Turkey Trot Dances will demon- strate his fleet-footedness at the Gaiety tonight. Dr. Moran—‘‘ Mr. Cox, what is writer’s cramp?” Harry Cox—‘‘A neurosis brought on by excessive horse-back riding.” Gaupin—‘‘ Where were you yesterday, McLeish?”’ McLeish—‘'I was at home helping pick butter beans.”’ Mr. Guerinot—‘‘I am an authority on English.”’ “COCKRAN’S QUARTET” The Colonel HOW DIFFICULT TO IMAGINE DANIELS—asleep. RoyaL—at the races. RosE—at Bloom’s clinic. Harry V. Cox—with a girl. PrERSON—being precise. GILLESPIE—in a crap game. SEIVERS—grinning. Downs—at 734 So. 4th St. FARLEY—making a noise. BULLEITT—in the roost. EGGERS—throwing a wad. HomER Cox—swelled up. BELLAMY—with rubbers. looking thin. Topp—missing a lecture. GUERINOT—asking a question. “Fat’’ MoorRE McKINNEY—grafting. PUER EX JERSEY Puer ex Jersey Ile approaches I ens at school; O magnus sorrow! Vidit in meadow, Puer it skyward Infestuno mule. Funus ad morrow MORAL Qui vidit a thing Non ei well known Est bene for him Relinqui id alone. — ANONYMOUS. MELANCHOLIA I am a peevish student, I; My star is gone from yonder sky; I think it went so high at first That it just went and gone and burst. ‘ —ANONYMOUS. The Colonel _ be ae SENIOR MEDICAL ALPHABET A for Allen, who is hard to beat, B for Bass who never will treat, G is for Cottell whose leg isn’t lumber, D is for Daniels whose desire is to slumber, E is for Eggers, of whom we are proud, F is for Farley, very noisy and loud, G is for Guerinot, quite debonair and sedate, H is for Hays, who is always late, I is for Inman, better known as Lizzie, J is for Jackson, now kept very busy, K is for Kirkwood, nowhere to be found, L is for Luke, always stickin’ around, M is for Moore, who stays out all night, The Colonel N is for Nash, who comes home dead tight. O is for Outland, with cheeks like a rose, Pp is for Peck, who paints his nose. Q is for Queen, sometimes not to be seen, R is for Runyon, who gives girls chocolate coated phenolphthalien. S is for Smith, complacent all the time, T is for Todd, while in the class never did shine. U is for Utterback, a peculiar name, V is for Vidt, with poetic fame. W is for White, a blushing young maid, xX is for Xanthoderma and no other shade, y is for year, many of them in sight, Zz is for Zigomar, so good night. The Colonel pales” . a 195 Mr. President and Fellow Students: It is indeed a great pleasure for me to address this body today in regards to the subject we are now dis- cussing, for this is a question which means much to us, so much that I have given much of this valuable time to my whole thought, that I might be able to suggest something that might lead us to decide this question and after much deliberation, I have in mind two gentlemen of this class, whom I for myself, know that they will do honor to this assembly as well as to themselves. We might search this nation over, from the most beautiful of lakes in the frozen North, to the quiet gulf from which the balmy breezes blow across our Southland, from the stormy Atlantic in the East, to the placid Pacific in the Golden West, and nowhere can their equal be found, they soar as high above this class as the little stars that twinkle from on high. They have delved in our beloved science as has no one since the days of Hippocrates, their art of questioning has been attained by none since the days of Socrates, their power of reasoning is not equaled even by Justerman; Hasbeer has said that the minds of great men follow each other, so if this be true, we will do well to follow those whose names I am about to mention. Our faculties follow them, and the state boards of our many states even follow them, yet, not even they nor Mr. Guerinot, if you please, would dare to go as deeply as these two of our most honorable men and if we in turn follow them we are sure of success, for there can be no equal to the two men that I have just tried, but in a poor way, to describe to you. Until He who said, “If I go away, I shall return again,’’ when He shall return, and the Angel of God shall stand with one foot on the lan d and one upon the sea, and declare that time shall be no more, then and then only will there be superiors to the two gentlemen that I am going to mention for your consideration and approval ; Mr. President, I wish to nominate Drs. G. F. Jones and F. C. Bandy as Quizmasters on Dermatology. Gentlemen, I thank you. Tom GARNER (The Boy Scout). THE QUIZMASTERS VOTE FOR Dr. J. R. Pryor Dr. T. M. Garner QUIZMASTERS ON DERMATOLOGY ee al eae - J A motHeR Couto 7, ies (ie Mey see mk Now = on A TREE ON THE U. OF L. CAMPUS ??? The Colonel . 197 A TRIP TO THE ELI LILLY CO. PLANT Tommy Sellers, Homy Cox and Abraham ¢ sucrinot, Excursion Promoters. THE Car’s Crew. SAMMY McKINNEy ; oe, .. Brakesman. Jimmy Correi . ... Porter. Harry Cox Be ? : poets mia ee CES WILLie Roya... A , sae ... Parlor Maid. A. Crap.” Bass Sean tacdd aera eee . Conductor. “ NATURAL”? HEATHERMAN ; ae : ...Mopuppus. BAGGAGE ROOM vs. MONTE CARLO Round Trip, including Luncheon, Automobile Rides through the Village, Banquet at the Claypool, Box Party at Keith’s Theatre, and Twenty Five Pounds of Assorted Pills, for only Two Dollars and Eighty Cents ($2.80). Following the Banquet Mr. Conners—the Toastmaster —called upon the following members of the B.S. Society for Toasts. “ SPEAKER’ GUERINOT a sen Oost weren “ORATOR” ROYAL......... Leteeeeeesees Stepping Stones to Success.” “Buzzy” Bass. .... : Stk ..‘‘Does Fuzz Count.” Excuse Toasters “WirtrcisM”’ WILEY Bes .... Woman Suff(e)rage.” B.S. Runyon Elistorian es Gor aoe eee “T Lost The Bird.” The Colonel TO DR. BALDAUF You've gotta stop kicking our class around, Ever since you met us, you've treated us like hounds. Now that we're leaving you don’t make a sound, Otherwise we'll all start kicking you around. LADIES AID SOCIETY Miss Lucy E. DOWNS... ..iasc0-80-%. Dre iteinion setae President. Miss Girty C. SMITH RGR Aeris Vice-President. CHARTER MEMBERS Miss Grorcta McLetsu, Miss Harrietta Cox, Miss Percy PIERSON, Miss Eppie Rivey, Mrs. Rosa E. JOHNSON, : Miss THELIA WARMAN. Meeting each second Thursday of the month—Pres. And here vas more foolishments—Vot? HAPPENINGS AT U. OF L. An academic student, Catharine Was the fattest young thing ever seen, But she cought a bad cough, That most carried her off And now they call her Kathalean. A young “Soph” at U. of L. Was working at his studies like—well, He became such a ‘‘grind,” That he fractured his mind, And deserted his class with a yell. There was once a foetal M. D. Went out and got on a spree, He saw the crowd swaying, And laughed aloud saying, “ Hic—nobody’s sober but me!” A husky young lad of Tacoma Was seeking an M. D. diploma, But the thick-headed clam Couldn’t pass his exam— He ’s a mule-driver in Oklahoma. Far rather would’! a doctor be And ply my humble biz, Than have done the deeds that Caesar did And be where Caesar is. O. R. M. The Colonel 199 A JUNIOR’S SPECIAL Excursion to Luneytown cheap! Music by Alexander’s Band. Meals at Miller’s Restaurant. MENU Crain Deer Crow Nuts, a la Hazelwood Rump Roast Sauce a la Kannapel Stale Prunes, a la Baker Nelson's ‘‘ Winegar”’ Good Night Lanahan in charge of smoking department. Round trip—everything included—2 bones. This menu is carefully inspected by Wiley. HOME TREATMENT FOR “HAY FEVER.” 200 The Colonel DEDICATED TO HOMER W. COX AND THE (?) NURSE In those fond dreams of my youth, A maiden fair with brunette hair And eyes of brown—unfathomed truth— Of such in the realm I knew not where, Nor did I suspect that she were born In a world like this so full of scorn, Where knights, like those of old Fight for beauty and virtue, not gold; Nor did I know till one dewy eve That that fond maiden I would perceive When a class-mate came—yes, came to tell Of one so buxom, beautiful and so swell. And yes—yes, how true he spoke For ‘twas not long till in her presence I 'woke, Yes and such beauty—so neat of form, And a heart so generous, big round and warm. It seemed to the pleasure there would be no end; But alas! with others too much time she did spend And that maiden with those beautiful eyes Did not know, nor did she realize Until at the Masonic at quarter past eight The He—though so soft—did not wait, But on that beautiful eve in the stead With another, more punctual, he had fled The traits of ‘Dan Cupid” to enjoy, And left this flirting maiden to employ Another with whom she might adore The attainments in Hamlet of Julia Marlowe. Dr. Davidson—‘‘Mr. White, what is stomatitis?” White—‘'Inflammation of the stomach.” ‘ (A CLASSMATE.) Dr. Leavell—‘How much morphine would you give a patient suffering with migraine?” Freshman—‘‘About five grains.’ Freshman (a little while later)— ‘Doctor, I would like to change that dose.” Dr. Leavell—‘‘Too late; the patient is dead.”’ in ——= Ss Ay ys “UP IN OLD KENTUCKY” It’s up in “Old Kentucky,” Where they never have the blues; Where the Captains kill the Colonels, And the Colonels kill the booze. Where the horses, they are pretty, And the women, they are too; Where they shoot men just for pastime, When they've nothing else to do. Where the blood, it flows like water, And the bullet fly like hail; Where every pistol has a pocket, And every coat a tail. Where they always hang the jury, And they never hang the man; Where they call a man a liar And get home if they can. Where you get out in the morning, Just to give your health a chance, And they bring you home at night-fall With a bullet in your pants. Where the owls are afraid to hollow And the birds don’t dare to sing, For it’s ‘‘Hell’’ in ‘Old Kentucky,” Where they shoot them on the wing. 202 The Colonel “AFTER THE RAID BY THE MEDICS” AFTER THE RAID BY THE MEDICS After the throwing is over After the panes are all gone, Medical students are crowing, Pharmacy students are—nix, Many a window was broken, You can’t even count them all, Each of them bears a token, Of a plain snow ball. The Colonel 203 THE NEW YORK HEBREW SOCIETY STAFF OF SURGEONS OF NEGRO RED CROSS SANATORIUM (for colored only) DIMM COTTER ost, os ad Oe Surgeon in Chief. CHARUIF: CHAPMAN, 5.5.0 scetscisce aco esads « First Assistant. CEIFFORD GOODMAN). 6-66.00 w angaseceus oe Anesthetist. LYONS-MANIKIN MANIPULATOR SECTIONS Garner vs. Walker Eggers vs. Rosenburg SCIENCE Science, though not positive Finds a remedy for the bodily part, Who vill invent a medicine for Soul’s heart? Hasn't she in the vorld any relative? Splendid Schools erected, To seak releive when the beastly man is sighing, Who in the vorld vill be attracted, To vind cure to the humanity in the human being? Provessors teach how to overcome diszeases and plagues. Who vill humanize the men to mend their evils wrecks! In the Olden time, is told, people believed that the Artries contain ‘‘animal spirits,’’ connected to the soul Vich is situated in the Pineal Gland. Is there no hope that the animal in man vill ever Have any connection to any soul somevhere??? I hope, J. ROSENBURG. 204 | | ___ The Colonel MEDICAL SCIENCE IN TIME OF ADAM Go back with me, if you will, to the time of Adam. Back before the days of asepsis, before the days of hospitals, yes, even before the birthday of the physician, and what do we find? You all doubtless remember how old Adam was put to sleep, and how deftly and painlessly he was relieved of one of his superfluous costal possessions, and how easily and skillfully it was transformed into a beautiful woman. Point out to me, if you can, the hospital in existence at the present time, where without the aid of an anesthetic, a man can dose off for forty winks and awake refreshed by the absence of one rib and the presence of a full-grown wife. None of those long tedious hours of courting; no long engagements, no years of waiting. And do you recollect reading anything about Adam having to go down to the doctoi’s office every morning at nine o’clock to have his pleural cavity irrigated until such time as his empyema was healed? No indeed; and this was before the days of Lister and his carbolic acid spray. When Cain was born, do you remember about the doctor and a couple of his trained nurses driving up to the gates of Eden, hitching their horses to a cypress tree, and going up stairs and turning the whole house upside down in order that poor little Cain might be born down side up? No, indeed! Little did Adam realize, as he went into the Garden of Eden and ate that green apple, that all future generations of children down to the twentieth century, would be subject to attacks of cholera morbus, and the omnipresent paregoric in consequence. But we are here, and here, I doubt not, to stay. Here from necessity and as a necessity. So let us drink to the health of the doctor. May every hair of his head be a candle to light his steps to glory! THomas MANNING Dorsey, Pi Mu. Dr. Weidner—‘‘Order, please!’’ Daniels (arousing)—‘‘Give me a beer.’ ’ Downs (at Seelbach bar)—‘‘Give me a chocolate milk.”’ Dr. Barbour (showing case of rickets)—‘‘Mr. Hill, what is a cause of bow legs in this case?” D. L. Hill— ‘I don’t know, unless he stood too near the stove and his legs warped.” Dr. Ray—''Mr. Bass, please examine this man’s eyes.’ Bass (after careful examination)—‘‘Doctor, he has glaucoma of the right eye.” Dr. Ray—‘‘Then ee Dr. Barbour—‘‘Mr. Downie, tell me briefly the necessity of the earthy salts, such as phosphates, lime, etc., in milk.’’ Downie—‘‘To build up the bones of the foetus.” DSAICALON ohinco chose ee eg ee baer SS Ps er eral ane DU te NO iin: Cag et. 5 Seale he en onc au bee ter hice Tee ee ere Pacultios.. 091 ater Snel een tren ore ee ee ene ee 14 OathvOlsalppOCravesre ca... capt. eae ae comet eae tee 24 CORY AD SNS ie a5 BON c Sac % on cea ans cots SRA ne Ree 25 IVT e reo vial lie ore. tec Neate cua a con ine cess) 2 oe ORES eC eae ee 26 EeawslDepartment sac ca: 0 i 5 Ree oceans toes, Mee 27 Chancellor Henry birtle... oe a astee sei eee 28 i WRION Class ici enh aon taunin ar saeco ein tenes aro 30 eniOn Class 4 cos Se nt an eae Geo a meaeel tr aos eta, E 32 Wi beralwAvts lO epartment: 5.8 0c- .. aurora oe ea 39 Purest nnnne laseccest ay cress encase tn cco rattan ae ee eee 40 Jamon © lasaee deri, ot strene ser ae gee ee ete eee 46 eriGMiC LABS co itis fina te etn rice aE Road EE ie Seas Sy Medical Department ret. hat ane ck ee en ee 67 Eres bier CaaS soe c.4 oan aed a nae ee a eee 67 Sophomore Classe acts ¢.ccenascharaah sera fete tare 74 MOL Classnss | oe ey ae eee ook inet eee re 80 DenlOD Clases nec oasis aaa Ee i ere 84 Cityablospitaliy. 402 o7, sates sae a gene wae olen aan 132 ReaD taeso tic croscate. 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INCORPORATED FOURTH AND WALNUT BOYS REMEMBER THIS Fourth Floor UNIVERSITY f LOUISVILLE Medical Department Next Session Begins Oct. 1, 1912 The following named Medical Schools, by mutual agreement of the respective Faculties, and in perfect accord, have now united and become the Medical Department of the University of Louisville, transferring their good will and prestige: The Medical Department of the University of Louis- ville—Organized in 1837. The Kentucky School of Medicine—Organized in 1850. The Louisville Medical College—Organized in 1869. The Hospital College of Medicine—Organized in 1873 Medical Department of Kentucky University—Or- ganized in 1898. These five schools have graduated 20,000 physicians, and now have in active practice, located in every State in this country, nearly 10,000 Alumni. | FOR CATALOGUE OR OTHER INFORMATION, ADDRESS Dr. W. Ed. 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Mn HOTEL HENRY WATTERSON WALNUT AND FOURTH STS., LOUISVILLE, HY. OPENED MONDAY, APRIL 29, 1912 Thoroughly modern and absolutely fireproof. 250 rooms, all of which have private bath, except 30 rooms which have private toilet and running water. RATES—Rooms with private toilet and running water, $1.50 per day for one person; $2.50 per day for two persons. 220 rooms with private bath, $2.00, $2.50, $3.00 and $3.50 per day for one person; each additional person, $1.50 per day. The Hotel Henry Watterson is a thoroughly modern and up-to-date hotel, containing large Lobby, Rathskeller, Main Cafe, three private Dining-Rooms, Refrigerating Plant, Mezzanine Floor, Buffet and every department and con- venience of a modern hotel, conducted on most liberal lines in every department. Largest and finest Convention Hall in the city, well lighted and ventilated. The rooms are beautifully furnished in mahogany, brass beds and elegant carpets. The Rathskeller and Cafe supplied with all the delicacies of the seasons, well served and at moderate prices. Club Breakfast, 30¢ and up; Table d’Hote noonday lunch, 50c, and Table d'Hote Dinner, $1.00; also a la Carte service day and night. Forty large, well-lighted and well-ventilated sample rooms at $2.50 per day and up. FREE ELECTRIC FAN IN EVERY ROOM. The Hotel Henry Watterson is located in the very center of the life and ac- tivity of Louisville, in the heart of the retail shopping and theater district, and across the street from the Hotel Seelbach; reached by electric cars from all depots. You will be given a cordial weleome at the Hotel Henry Watterson, and we = = = shall do our best to please you. ‘ = = A SPECIALTY MADE OF SERVING BANQUETS i HARRY BURKHARDT, M WATTERSON HOTEL CO., Proprietors }4®EYoU8SHARDT. Mansser INCORPORATED SPECIAL RATES TO STUDENTS The S Pressing “ee Wi Ui Club Expert Dry Cleaners, Dyers and Pressers of Ladies’ and Gentlemen’s Wearing Apparel .’. .’. Everything for Amateur and Professional Outfits for X-Ray and Tech- nical work Catalogues on application Mail orders solicited. KODAK FINISHING C. A. CARDER, Prop. 201 WEST CHESTNUT STREET Improved Sanitary Pressing Machinery W. D. Gatchel Sons 406 WEST JEFFERSON STREET LOUISVILLE, KY. Schlosser Bros. Prescription Druggists Second and Chestnut Louisville, Ky. E. A. Wright Co. 1108 WEST CHESTNUT PHILADELPHIA : PA. 1 Invitations, Bank Notes, Professional and Social Cards and Engravings 1 BEST for ALL at BEST PRICES Central Coal and Iron Co. Incorporated DU PONT JELLICO ANTHRACITE SMOKELESS COKE Office: Paul Jones Bldg. BOTH PHONES 357 PRESBYTERIAN THEOLOGIGAL SEMINARY OF KENTOUCGR®. LOUISVILLE Students of any Evangelical Church pre - paring to become ministers or medica missionaries admitted. Able Faculty. Buildings, which are near the University (e) Louisville, are new, beautiful an convenient. Expenses moderate. Next session begins October 2, 1912. 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Corner Fourth and Chestnut LOUISVILLE KENTUCKY SPECIAL AGENTS for [7] |_| QUALITY PRODUCTS Q All Pharmaceuticals and chem- icals sold and dispensed by us are guaranteed to meet the Govern- ment’s requirements under the National Pure Food and Drug Act. g As to our Reliability and Effici- ency we respectfully refer you to the Physicians of Louisville. q@ Special Selling Agents for C. P. Squibb Sons’ Pharmaceuticals, Tablets, etc.; Burroughs, Wellcome Co.’s products; Parke, Davis Co,’s and iederle Co.'s Serums, Vaccines, etc.; Johnson John- son Red Cross Dressings. Special Prices to Physicians Your Patronage is Solicited “WILTON JELLICO” COAL a Jellico-Laurel Coal Agency Incorporated TENTH and BROADWAY Phones 289 R. A. Watson, Manager THIS ANNUAL PRINTED BY Incorporated 220-226 SOUTH FIRST STREET LOUISVILLE, KY.