University of Louisville - Thoroughbred Yearbook (Louisville, KY)

Text from Pages 1 - 254 of the 1911 volume:

tre (Colon e} dt ——— elle == � _ _ __ LL _ = = LLL DL_==! The Colonel Published by the Seniors of the University of Louisville Louisville, kentucky Wineteen and Eleven Volume To. Three —_—_—_—_—SS l= S E E=ESh E =a|EP@ ™� ™� |= =� h� Am� ™ _ ____ =A =E==a|i° i(=|SELXH“_ _ i —_—_—_— {S 7 S=SS= SS ]SFSSSS=S TO JUDGE WILLIS OVERTON HARRIS DEAN OF THE LAW DEPARTMENT fue affectionately dedicate this folume, in grateful reeognition of his efficient serfice to the Unibersity of Lonissille JUDGE WILLIS OVERTON HARRIS JUDGE WILLIS OVERTON HARRIS Dean of the Law Department of the University of Louisville, to whom this issue of The Colonel is dedicated, has filled that position since 1890, and has been a professor in that depart- ment since 1886. Judge Harris was born on the 5th of February, 1847, on his father’s farm, called Mill Quarter,” Powhatan County, Virginia. He was educated at home and in the schools of the neighborhood until 1863, when he entered the Virginia Military Institute. He took part, as a member of the corps of cadets of that institution, in the campaign under General Breckin- ridge in the spring of 1864, which resulted in the defeat of General Siegel at New Market. , Judge Harris then worked on the farm until 1866; he attended the University of Virginia from 1866 to 1868, in which year he came to Kentucky and opened a law office in Louis- ville in the fall of 1868. Judge Harris was Judge of the Law and Equity Court under the appointment of Governor Knott in 1887 and 1888. He served for eight ye ars as captain and major of the first battalion of the First Regiment in the militia in Louisville. Judge Harris has always taken an active part in matters ofjpublic interest concerning the city and State. His teaching in the law school has been almost exclusively by lectures and thorough quizzes. He has been successful in building up his pupils in the systematic knowledge of the law. Tbe Colonel J. W. CONKLING Co all the girls in 21. of L., And our instructors too; Co all the bovs of ebery class, And friends both old and nefu. To all (who Looe our campus sud, Co heads both vomng and hoary, Co all {ho join in hearty cheers Around our Colonel’s glory. Cou those fho'll come in after vears, For foorthy fame competing, Che bovs and girls of nineteen ‘lefen Piroclaim most hearty greeting! BOARD OF DIRECTORS AUGUSTUS P. HAUSS, Chairman DR. W. C. WHITE, Faculty Representative MISS GERTRUDE M. WINKLER, Representative from the Academic Department J. A. RUTLEDGE, Representative from Medical Department V. A. HARL, Representative from Medical Department W. H. NASH, Representative from Medical Department CHARLES TURNER GARDNER, Representative from Law Department EDITORIAL STAFF A WAIDE CEONKICING mag inccc mane. Editor-in-Chief MISS ETHEL ALLEN MURPHY .... Associate Editor MISS MARGARET L. WINKLER... Literary Editor MISS HELEN McCLURE HODGES. Social Editor MISS ELSIE NINA MOSES........- Clubs and Organizations AY WaACGORBEDE....--. ........... Fraternity Editor AY Sit Ga) Fal 21 RK) 24D) ene eit eee sear Photograph Editor Wises p NAA PRE Ws sptice fi oo on 2 cota Athletic Editor MISS GERTRUDE WINKLER...... Art Editor BUSINESS STAFF J. W. TAYLOR, Business Manager S. L. McKINNEY, Assistant Business Manager BAYLOR LANDRUM, Assistant in Law Department MISS MARY PRESSLEY SMITH, Assistant in Academic Department MRS. J. W. CONKLING, Special Assistant A. M. MITCHELL. Assistant in Sophomore (Medical) Class W. S. CANNON, Assistant in Freshman (Medical) Class ASSISTANTS TO THE STAFFS PARLIN H. ACUFF, Assistant to the Literary Editor MRS. N. A. COURTRIGHT, Assistant to the Social Editor O. O. MILLER, Assistant to the Literary Editor MISS ORA DELL SPILLMAN, Assistant to the Photograph Editor SAM’L H. McMEEKIN, Assistant to the Photograph Editor MISS ADELINE HEINZ, Assistant to the Art Editor L. A. CRANDALL, Assistant to the Art Editor W. B. DOHERTY, Assistant to the Fraternity Editor JOHN HENRY GLASS, Assistant to Business Staff MISS GRACE HUBER, Assistant to the Athletic Editor JAMES FARRAGE, Assistant to the Editor of Clubs and Organizations MISS LEONORA JOHNSTON, Assistant to the Literary Editor R. DUENWEG, Assistant to the Fraternity Editor A. J. GUERINOT, Assistant to the Fraternity Editor J. ARTHUR DAY, Assistant to the Social Editor O. R. MILLER, Assistant to the Social Editor MISS LOUISE SHELLEY, Assistant to the Literary Editor 14 The Colonel FACULTY J. Morrison Ray, M. D., Professor of Diseases of Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat. Samuet G. Dasney, M. D., Professor of Diseases of Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat. Tuomas C. Evans, M. D., Professor of Diseases of Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat. J. GARLAND SHERRILL, A. M., M. D., Professor of Surgery and Clinical Surgery. Cart WEIDNER, Sr., M. D., Professor of Hygiene and Preventive Medicine. J. M. Boning, M. D., LL. D., Professor of Anatomy and President of the Faculty. ApoupH QO. Prinast, M. D., Professor of Diseases of Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat. Epwarp R. Patmer, A. B., M. D., Professor of Physiology. JouNn Patrerson, A. M., M. Litt., LL. D., Professor of Greek. Hue N. Leavett, M. D., Professor of Materia Medica, Therapeutics and Pharmacology. C. W. Ketry, M. D., C. M:, Professor of Anatomy. Isapore N. Broom, A. B., M. D., Professor of Cutaneous, Venereal and Genito- Urinary Diseases. Witiiam O. Roserts, M. D., Professor of Surgery and Clinical Surgery. EpWarpD SprIpet, M. D., Professor of Obstetrics. Lourts Franx, M. D., Professor of Abdominal Surgery and Gynecology. CurusBerr THompson, M. D., Adjunct Professor of Mental and Nervous Diseases. GRANVILLE 8S. Hangs, M. D., Professor of Diseases of the Rectum. Joun G. Cecit, B.8., M. D., Professor of Principles of Medicine and Clinical Medicine. Puitip F. Barsour, A. M., M. D., Professor of Pediatrics. Cuarvtes W. Hissirt, A. B., M. D., Professor of Gynecology. Miss Mary ExvizapetH MORGAN Secretary to the Dean —- 16 Tbe Colonel FACULTY Witrn1am H. Waruen, A. M., M. D., LL. D., Professor of Abdominal Surgery and Gynecology. Vircit E. Simpson, A. B., M. D., Professor of Materia Medica, Therapeutics and Pharmacology. Wiuuiam A. Jenkins, A. M., M. D., Professor of Medicine and Clinical Medicine. J. J. Moren, M. D., Adjunct Professor of Mental and Nervous Diseases. H. Horace Grant, A. M., M. D., Professor of Surgery and Clinical Surgery. GrorGe A, Henpon, M. D., Professor of Principles and Practice of Surgery and Clinical Surgery. Harry A. Davipson, B.8., M. D., Adjunct Professor of Pediatrics. WituiaM Cueatuam, M. D., Professor of Diseases of the Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat. L. S. McMurtry, A. M., M. D., LL. D., Professor of Abdominal Surgery and Gynecology. BeRNARD AsMAN, A. M., M. D., Professor of Diseases of the Rectum. JosepH H. Haruaway, M. D., Professor of Anatomy. Irvin ABELL, A. B., M. D., Professor of Principles and Practice of Surgery and Clinical Surgery. B. F. ZimMerMAN, A. B., M. D., Professor of Principles and Practice of Medicine and Neurology. Tuomas K. Van Zanpt, A. B., M. D., Adjunct Professor of Obstetrics. James B. Marvin, B.38.,M. D., LL. D., Professor of Medicine and Neurology. Wiiuiam E. Grant, M. D., Professor of Medical Life Insurance and Medical Economics. Joun R. WatHen, M. D., Professor of Principles and Practice of Surgery. Wituiam C. Dugan, M. D., Professor of Surgery and Clinical Surgery. eh “So! 18 Tbe Colonel FACULTY. STEPHEN C. Quinsy, M. D., Clinical Assistant of Gynecology and Abdominal Surgery. Louts Sirr, 8. B., S. M., Pu. D., Professor of Mathematics. James 8S. Buackwe tt, A. B., A. M., Pu. D., Professor of Latin and Romance Languages. Emmet FI. Horine, M. D., Assistant to the Chairs of Surgery, Abdominal Surgery, and Gynecology. Ecxart Von Wattuer, A. B., A. M., LL. D., Registrar, Professor of History. Warwick M. ANprErson, S. B., Professor of Physics. Joun P. Grant, Professor of Music. A. Les Eppy, M. D., Professor of Biology. G. L. Spriuman, A. M., Professor of French and German. Mark H. Lippe tn, A. M., Professor of English. C. B. Seymour, Esa., LL. B., University of Louisville; Professor of Equity; Judge of Moot Court. Epna DOoLrincer, Instructor in Art. W. O. Harris, DEAN, LL. B., University of Virginia; Late Circuit Judge, Kentucky; Professor of Law and Crimes, Real Property and Wills. Leon Parreson Lewis, Esq., J. D., Chicago University; Late Instructor of Law, Leland Stanford, Jr., University; Professor of Mercantile Law of Torts and Damages. Percy N. Boor, Esa., A, M., LL. B., Harvard University; Professor of Law of Domestic Relations and Corporations. Avex G. Barret, Esa., A. M., LL, B., Harvard University; Professor of Law of Pleading and Practice. Arruur B. Bensincer, Esq, LL, B., University of Louisville; Late Assistant City Attorney of Louisville; Professor Law of Contracts, Sales, and Evidence. The Colonel FACULTY J. Rowan Morrison, M. D., - Adjunct Professor of Medicine and Clinical Medicine. GeorGce B. Jenkins, M. D., Professor of Anatomy. Witiram C. Wuire, M. D., Assistant to the Chair of Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat. HerBert Bronner, A. B., B.S8., M. D., Adjunct Professor of Venereal, Cutaneous, and Genito-Urinary Diseases. Davin C. Morton, A. B., M. D., Assistant lo the Chair of Medicine and Clinical Medicine. A. Harris Kenty, A. B., M. D., Professor of Medical Jurisprudence and Toxicology. Lee Kaun, M. D., Adjunct Professor of Surgery. Lunsrorp M. Tuompeson, M. D., Assistant to the Chair of Diseases of the Rectum. J. H. Hunnicutt, M. D., Assistant to the Chair of Pediatrics. 1£O. A. Ropertson, M. D., Assistant to the Chair of Diseases of the Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat. Epwin T. Bruce, M. D., . Assistant to the Chair of Pediatrics. W. Barnetr Owen, A. B., M. D., Assistant in Gynecology and Abdominal Surgery. SEIGEL C. FRANKEL, M. D., Assistant in Medicine and Clinical Medicine. Joun W. Herm, M. D., Assistant in Surgery and Clinical Surgery. Cuarves J. Rosenuam, M. D., Assistant in Cutaneous, Venereal, and Genito-Urinary Diseases. Harvey P. Barrett, A. B., M. D., Assistant in Pathology and Bacteriology. J. B. Lukens, M. D., Adjunct Professor of Obstetrics. C. G. Forser, M. D., Adjunct Professor of Surgery. 22 The Colonel FACULTY Heman Humpnurey, M. D., Adjunct Professor of Anatomy. JESSE Simpson, M. D., Adjunct Professor of Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat. Epwarp B. Ricuey, B. O., A. B., M. D., Adjunct Professor to the Chair of Clinical Medicine. Evmer Lee Henperson, M. D., Anesthetist to the Department of General Surgery. Cart Grant, M. D., Assistant to the Chair of Medical Life Insurance and Medical Economics. Cart Werpner, Jr., M. D., Adjunct Professor in Microscopy and Clinical Pathology. R. Hays Davis, M. D., Professor of Pathology. E. C. Repmon, M. D., Adjunc t Professor of Materia Medica, Therapeutics and Pharmacology. J. T. Ewrna, A. B., M. D., Adjunct Professor of Physiology. O. C. Cook, M. D., Adjunct Professor to Chair of Clinical Medicine. Isaac LeperMAN, A. B., M. D., Professor of Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat. T. M. Dorsey, B. S., Assistant to Physiological Laboratory. Frank W. Fieiscuaker, Ph. G., M. D., Adjunct Professor of Medicine and Clinical Medicine. Cuas. H. Wurtiatcn, M. D., Adjunet Professor of Surgery. Herpert Parsons, M. D., Adjunct Professor of Surgery. C. B. Spatprna, A. B., M. D., Adjunct Professor of Surgery. Wituiam H. Coteman, A. B., M. D., Adjunct Professor of Obstetrics. Cuas. Lucas, M. D., Adjunct Professor of Gastro-Intestinal Diseases. a 24 be Colonel VIVAT ACADEMIA! Epiror. or THE CoLonet, University of Louisville: I am genuinely interested in seeing a great Louisville University located here. The germ for such a University is already in existence in the splendid school which we now have. The great am- bition, with the sympathy of the city heartily enlisted, is sure to be realized. Just when some con- certed effort should be made to bring to reality this dream, it is difficult tosay. It will surely come. You have my very best wishes, and if at any time any service can be rendered by me, it will be given most gladly. Yours sincerely, E. L. POWELL. That ‘‘The University of Louisville’’ exists, that it has a local habitation and a name in our city, should be a matter of pride in every citizen. That its work has been tried and proved efficient, should be the source of unbounded satisfaction to every officer and teacher of the University, and a cause of congratulation to every student in its halls. B. B. HUNTOON. OUR ALMA MATER! What words to conjure with, to bring up memories of days of happiness and of study, hours of anxiety over impending examinations, and relief at work well done! The Senior looks back upon his four years of toil and trouble with a sigh of satisfaction; the Junior envious that one more year remains for him; the Sophomore with a “‘holier than thou’’ feel- ing as he observes the Freshman somewhat bewildered by the intricacies of laboratory experiments and technicalities; the Freshman proud that he has reached the end of his first embryonic stage and that the lasting attachment to his Alma Mater has been reached. There have been four stages to this labor; the University Mother is proud of her sons. May they always remain loyal! HENRY ENOS TULEY. Greetings to all who read this, whether the lowly undergraduate, the mighty Senior, or the other fellow, the bare plebeian, who is neither an alumnus nor has any hope of ever being such, for this is the accepted publication of a great University, and in this day of specialization those repre- sented in this Annual are specializing in education, particularly the medical. Since that is the great- est field of human endeavor, as well as the greatest of our University’s various departments, and as we stand at the close of another successful year and look forward with hope upon our career, let us turn a moment, with reverence, to look upon our old Alma Mater. May her influence widen like the processes of the suns and deepen like the star-bespangled blue! GEO. B. JENKINS. lta STATE OF KENTUCKY EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENT FRANKFORT AUGUSTUS E. WILLSON GOVERNOR March 31, 1911. Mre Je We Conkling, Editor-in-Chief of The Colonel, University of Louisville. My Dear Mr. Conkling: I send greetings to the University of Louisville, with best wishes for its usefulness, its prosperity and its success. It has a wonderful field. No city the size of Louisville has so greatly neglected the cause of liberal educatione The University is beginning a great work, a good work and a noble work. It has a great chance before ite It has splendid men and it has a wonderful army of promising students, and I believe in its future. Yours truly, Are qulie C2 LLnL nn Governor of Kentucky. : ‘quowjiedaq] Me7] oy Jo uesq ‘SUAVH ‘OM BOaNS SU [Baqi] JO a8a]]0 9y2 Jo ueaq “quowsedaq jeoipayy 2y7 Jo ueaq “TT 3ITW WV (NOSUS.LLVd NHOf ‘dW SNVAA °O L iINVOUd LNVAIA aH, 26 The Colonel CREDIMUS A little sense—just now and then— Is relished by the worst of men. The U. of L. will one day be the peer of any of her great sister universities. The sons and daughters of our Alma Mater, whom she has prepared for the battle of Life, will win for her what laurels they can. Prodesse quam conspici is the motto of the servants of Love, and the secret of human happiness. The converse of this proposition serves the slaves of Ambition, and explains the lamentable fate of many an historic hero. The purpose of a university is to mold thinkers, not to fashion cultured masks. Honors obtained by puffed averages, and games won with loaded dice or marked cards, are on a par. A is the most popular letter at the U. of L., but B, with its beautiful curves, is far superior to the angular A, and stands out much more prominently on the report. While the world is growing better, there is still ample room for improvement. In leaving the via media, it is difficult to realize in which direction one is going, since both above and below there is gross indulgence in the popular vices. The former relation between parent and child has been reversed. It ought to read, viz.: Parents should be seen, not heard. Self-sacrifice is much oftener heard than seen. When woman becomes the equal of man, she will lose her superiority as woman. In future ages Politeness will be known as the lost art of the Twentieth Century. The modern eulogistic epitaphs engraven on handsome monuments testify to the contrary of Mark Antony's oft-repeated couplet: The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones.” 4 Qnd earthly power doth then. show likest God's When mercy seasons justice” oT Merchant of Senice:, ry, we J 28 The Colonel HISTORY AND RECORD OF THE LAW DEPARTMENT HE Law Department of the University of Louisville was organized in the fall of 1846, and has held its sessions continuously since that time. It began with a corps of three professors—Henry Pirtle, Garnett Duncan, and Preston 8. Lough- borough. The building on the southeast corner of Ninth and Chestnut was erected with the intention of being used as a suitable building for the Law Department and for an Academic Department, which it was then expected would be established; but no Academic Department was established until 1908. It had been thought that the Louisville Male High School might be a branch of the University, but such an arrange- ment was found to be in conflict with the Constitution and laws of this State. The sessions origin- ally were five months in length, closing in February, and so continued for some forty years; after- ward they were lengthened to seven months’ sessions. In 1881 the Faculty was reduced to a single member, William Chenault, who conducted the school until 1884, when the Faculty was filled up to the old number of three, and so continued until 1908. In 1908 three new chairs were added to the Faculty, so that there are now six professors in charge of the institution. Its professors since its foundation have been as follows: Henry Pirtle, Henry J. Stites, Emmet Field, Garnett Duncan, William F. Bullock, W. O. Harris, Preston 8. Loughborough, Bland Ballard, Charles B. Seymour, Ephraim M. Ewing, Thomas E. Bramlette, George DuRelle, James Pryor, James 8. Pirtle, Perey N. Booth, James Speed, Horatio W. Bruce, Leon P. Lewis, John Preston, William Chenault, Arthur B. Bensinger, Horatio F. Simrall, Henry C. Pindell, Alex G. Barret. Peter B. Muir, Rozel Weissinger, Of those who were professors prior fo 1886, Judge P. B. Muir and James 8. Pirtle alone survive. Probably the oldest alumnus now living is Colonel R. T. Durrett, one of the best-known citizens of Louisville. Judge Miller, at present a judge of the Court of Appeals, is a graduate of the school. Richard Oglesby, a member of the Class of 1849, became a Governor of Illinois. Many prominent members of the Louisville bar have been graduates of the school, among whom I mention: Rozel Weissinger, George M. Davie, and James P. Helm. A considerable number of its alumni have filled judicial positions; numbers of them have been members of Congress. Among the prosecuting attorneys we will mention Colonel Phil Lee and the famous prosecutor, now living, A. Floyd Byrd. The building at Ninth and Chestnut was found too large for the use of the Law School; it was occupied for many years by the Louisville Male High School, the Law School being removed to rented quarters in Court Place; about 1905, however, the Law Department took possession of the old building, and continued to hold sessions there until 1908, when it removed to its present quarters on the University grounds on Broadway between First and Second streets. Judge Henry Pirtle did much during his long course of service as a professor to shape the policy of the school and to form the minds of his students. Although it is now nearly forty years since he ceased to be a professor in the institution, his influence is still felt. He was a man of varied learn- ing, and the contact with him was a stimulus to young men in the direction of the love of learning and fondness for accuracy. It has so happened that five of the professors in the list have each served for more than twenty years, averaging a service of twenty-four years among them. Inevitably the views of these five men have much to do with the development of the school. While their colleagues were men very highly experienced, none of these colleagues served for a longer term than eight years. As might be ex- pected, their modes of teaching are not so well known among the members of the bar of this State as the method of teaching of the five who served for the longest periods. James Speed, who was at one time Attorney General of the United States, is the only instance of a professor who, having retired from the service, afterward returned to a professorship. He served from 1856 to 1858, and also, after the reorganization of the school, from 1873 to 1879. The Colonel 29 It has been a standing policy with the school to allow to each professor his own mode of instruc- tion. Some have used the text-book almost exclusively; others, written lectures; others, the case method; but every one has constantly used the quiz as a means not only of imparting instruction, but also of producing accuracy of thought and disciplined attention among the pupils. The Law Department is about to enter the sixty-sixth year of its public service with good pros- pects of continuing in active usefulness for years to come. WILL STRANGE AND BEAUTIFUL LEFT BY AN ASYLUM INMATE POOR farm—with the added horror of insane wards—is the very last place one would naturally expect to find a will, wherein is bequeathed for world-wide distribution a vast and wonderful property. The testator had once been a cultured and prosperous lawyer; although his estate was of no value ‘‘which is known to law,’’ yet I am sure our fraternity is proud to claim a soul so nobly rich and superior to mankind in general. His testament is as follows: “T, Charles Lounsbury, being of sound mind and disposing memory, do hereby make and pub- lish this, my last will and testament, in order as justly as may be, to distribute my interest in the world among succeeding men. “That part of my interest which is known in law and recognized in the sheep-bound volumes as my property, being inconsiderable and of no account, I make no disposal of it in this, my will. “My right to live, being but a life estate, is not at my disposal; but, these things excepted, all else in the world I now proceed to devise and bequeath: “Ttem: I give to good fathers and mothers, in trust for their children, all good little words of praise and encouragement, and all quaint pet names and endearments, and I charge said parents to use them justly and generously, as the needs of their children may require. . ‘Item: I leave to children inclusively, but only for the term of their childhood, all and every, the flowers of the fields and the blossoms of the woods, with the right to play among them freely, according to the customs of children, warning them at the same time against thistles and thorns. And I devise to children the banks of the brooks and the golden sands beneath the waters thereof, and the odors of the willows that dip therein, and the white clouds that float high over the giant trees. And I leave the children the long, long days to be merry in a thousand ways, and the night and the moon and the train of the Milky Way to wonder at, but subject, nevertheless, to the rights hereinafter given to lovers. “Ttem: I devise to boys jointly all the useful idle fields and commons where ball may be played; all pleasant waters where one may swim; all snow-clad hills where one may coast, and all the streams and ponds where one may fish, or where, when grim winter comes, one may skate; to have and to hold the same for the period of their boyhood. And all meadows, with the clover blossoms and butterflies thereof, the woods and their appurtenances, the squirrels and birds, and echoes of the strange noises, and all distant places which may be visited, together with the adventures there found. And I give to said boys each his own place at the fireside at night, with all pictures that may be seen in the burning wood, to enjoy without let or hindrance and without any incumbrance or care. “Ttem: To lovers I devise their imaginary world, with whatever they may need, as the stars of the sky, the red roses by the wall, the bloom of the hawthorn, the sweet strains of music, and aught else by which they may desire to figure to each other the lastingness and beauty of their love. “Ttem: To young men jointly I devise and bequeath all boisterous, inspiring sports of rivalry, and give to them the disdain of weakness and undaunted confidence in their own strength, though they are rude; I give them the power to make lasting friendships, and of possessing companions, and to them exclusively I give all merry songs and brave choruses, to sing with lusty voices. “Item: To our loved ones with snowy crowns I bequeath the happiness of old age, the love and gratitude of their children until they fall asleep.”’ Motto: Deficere nescimus. Class Flower: Red Carnation. Yell: Razzle—dazzle! Never frazzle! Not a thread but wool! All together! All together! That's the way we pull! Class Roll Gray Blanchard, Louisville, Ky. W. D. McElhinny, Central City, Ky. J. T. Bowling, Mt. Vernon, Ky. Samuel H. McMeekin, Louisville, Ky. Mrs. N. A. Courtright, India. Geo. T. Ragsdale, Louisville, Ky. Eugene M. Dailey, Louisville, Ky. Joseph G. Sachs, Louisville, Ky. Frederick L. DuRelle, Louisville, Ky. Joseph C. Slaughter, Hopkinsville, Ky G. H. Eastabrook, Louisville, Ky. Joseph V. Spanninger, Louisville, Ky. John H. Glass, Louisville, Ky. Henry J. Stites, Hopkinsville, Ky. James Headley, Louisville, Ky. James Sweeney, Jeffersonville, Ind. W..H. Krueger, Mt. Vernon, Ky. Nicholas E. Vogt, Louisville, Ky. R. J. McBride, Louisville, Ky. Be you careful, Co-eds! The Junior Class ryde forth, Hyde all ye ladies gay, They take a heart, They break a heart, Then ryde away.” SSVIO UOINO’ AHL che Colonel = os bo CLASS OFFICERS “We met as strangers, but the golden chain of friendship has entwined around us its golden links and we are now as friends.” 7 GLASS McMEEKIN vocT McELHINNY THE RHYME OF THE ANCIENT SEER | Some time ago an ancient Seer Now McElhinny has great faults, Did chance with me to roam, ’Tis hard to pick one out; As I set out for Keith’s one day His ways are rather singular, Instead of going home. There isn’t any doubt. He held me with his glittering eye— Now in a certain town one eve, “‘T must tell you,’”’ said he, While walking thro’ the street, ‘Of men among your number here MeMeekin, as a “ thug,’’ detained Whose lives I plainly see.” A “copper’’ on his beat. He took me with his skinny hand— A “deal of nothing,”’ in good sooth, I could not choose but hear; Fritz speaks from day to day; So I sat down upon the steps He'd better learn to talk with sense— To listen to the Seer. Perhaps some time he may. : Now “ Ducky ’’ Sachs, who grinds so hard, Glass is a man the girls all love, Is also quite a fighter; His dancing’s good to see, He ‘scrapped’ with Blanchard recently, His looks are fair, he is well poised, To see which was the brighter. But mighty vain is he. Gaze now on Sweeney, fair to see, Jim Headley, with his hair all gone, A beauty prize he’ll win— And broad Satanic grin But still all pickles do have warts Were he but now in prison stripes, To come upon their skin. Would look like blackest sin. ; . ; Dutchoft consults the looking-glass Farewell, farewell! But this I add: And thinks he handsome is; With care, oh, my young man Tis sure the wildest fancies run Guide every step amid the throng, Thro’ that block-head of his. And learn where’er you can. The ancient Seer, whose eye was bright, Whose beard with age was hoar, Had gone. I stood in trembling fear— Then moved toward Keith’s closed door. JUNIOR: LAW CLASS TABLE OTHERS THINK NAME NICKNAME SAYING . HOBBY al Blanchard “Mutt” “What would society do without me?” “He prkt a (What do you think 2) f ‘getiay 2 : Bowling Abe Lincoln | “Say, ’Fesser”’ Asking questions He’d like to get married ’ Mrs. Courtright Mother “Than truth there is nothing higher”’ Class spirit She’s the best ever DuRelle Fritz “Haw! Haw! Haw!”’ Puns He’s a lucky dog Eastabrook Rasty ““T wasn’t here yesterday ”’ Debating He’s too punctual (not) Glass Judge “Come over and love me some more’”’ Girls He’s O. K. Headley Baldy “Come to your papa”? Acting He has a lovely mustache ‘ Krueger Dutch | “Tf bushwa were music, you’d be a brass band”’ Compaing his Weestinic: Opinions differ McBride Colonel “Tf you want to fight, join the army” Oratory He shines when others fail McElhinny “Jeff ’”’ “You ought to see my girl” Fighting He’s little but he’s loud ’ : � First in Class, First in Track, MecMeekin Captain “Go as far as you like”’ Athletics First in the hearts of his College Chums Ragsdale Senator “Tve got the smartest baby ”’ Rags, Jr. Future minority leader Sachs Bull Durham “T don’t think so” Studying He’s the minstrel king Slaughter | Minnehaha “Let George do it” Eating He’s try ing eet eons on Spanninger Pop | “My wife won’t let me”’ Good nature All the world of him Stites Heine “Well—that is to say”’ Taking notes He’s quite a kidder Sweeney Hoosier “I'd like to be in loveland with a co-ed” Tennis He’s a dandy fellow Vogt | Honey Boy “She was a pippin”’ Flirting He has such a sweet smile , - ¢ ra 34 the Colonel LE ROI EST MORT! It is our painful duty to announce the death of the Beautiful Class Spirit of 1911. We have approached the heads of the Class family for details of the sad event, but they are still too dazed to render a coherent account. The official head, frantic with grief, declared that Class Spirit had never been born ! The next in authority opined that Class Spirit had been frail and delicate from the beginning; that the Class Father had walked the floor for many a weary Henry Clay Club night, chanting eloquence, legal and otherwise, to woo it to lusty life, but that all his care was in vain. We sincerely regret our inability to ascertain the dates of the birth and death of our lamented elder brother, Class Spirit of 1910-1911. We can but mourn his passing ! VIVE LE ROI! | | | It is our pleasure to announce the Coronation of the Beautiful Class Spirit of 1912. The event occurred under the happiest possible auspices at the residence of our Class Lady, January the thirty-first, 1911. CT. OSS BoA (l= = res a¢ 7] wire =| CHAS. GARDNER, President. B. KIRK HAMILTON, Secretary. BAYLOR LANDRUM, Vice-President. GEO. TILDEN RAGSDALE, Historian. MRS. N. A. COURTRIGHT, Mrs. N. A. Courtricut does not remember being born at all. As far as her personal con- sciousness can retrace, she feels that she has always existed; though she admits that the process of further growth and development has been a long-drawn-out spiral process, with occasional slight relapses. She has never really been educated. From the beginning she has been persistently at work endeavoring to transmute the knowledge of others, together with personal experiences, into wisdom for her own satisfaction; but, just as books on scientific topics must be discarded and re- compiled every ten years, Mrs. Courtright finds it frequently necessary to eliminate certain mental barnacles and accretions in the way of theories, creeds, doctrines, and opinions. The two objects to which she had dedicated her life are the pursuit of Truth relative to the aim and purpose of life, and the work for children. These purposes have led her practically all over the world, and in and out of many schools; she has made a comparative study of religious philosophy, and responds whenever possible to every call for the help of humanity. She is gathering legal pebbles at present, with the hope of using them some time to fill up muddy puddles along the path of life for those too feeble to help themselves. 36 Tbe Colonel ConN Brown Came into the University of Louisville at the begin- ning of his Junior year, and has been studying hard ever since. At Mt. Vernon Collegiate Institute and Central University, Danville, Ky., he learned he has no trouble now. He knows that ignorance of the law excuses no man, neither will ignorance of ‘‘his quil- lets, his cases, his tenures, and his tricks’’ give him suc ’ cess, so he ‘‘cons’’ them over till ‘ brown.’? Epwarp MAcKry Hamlet: ‘‘There’s another: why may not that be the skull of a lawyer?’’ But this is no dead one. We are informed he had training under the Pinkertons, and while only a plain-clothes man, we have our eyes on him. Holds an LL. B. from the Jefferson School of Law; was Class orator in ’09; attended Georgetown University, George- town, Ind.; Secretary to Hon. Swager Sherley, M. C. from Louisville. Member of the law firm of Mackey Mackey. how to study, so his work is done J. B. GREEN, JR. Graduate L. M. H. 8. ’08; won Junior oratorical con- test—subject, ‘‘The Cure of the Criminal’’; second honor man of his class; will take Texas bar examination. Was it not this man who wrote Kentucky’s best history? Was it not he who went away to Texas singing (rather sadly) ‘‘The Girl I Left Behind Me’’? Was it not he who expressed a wish to be in a State large ‘‘enuff’’ for him to expand his lungs and brain and grow up with the country? The Colonel 37 BayLor LANDRUM vt Hails from the Sunny South. Has heard nothing but ‘‘Dixie’’ and coontown operas all his days, so it is not strange he has taken to comedy so well. Always in demand for special stunts in light opera and is said to be a first-class comedian. Boys’ High School, Atlanta, and Mercer University, Macon, have both had him, Kappa Alpha; played football three years; baseball manager two years; captain one year. After attending Law School, Atlanta, Ga., came to U. of L. Is now Vice-President of his class, President of Henry Clay Club, Assistant | Business Manager of THe CoLonet from Law Department, and member of Jefferson County bar. Cuas. T. GARDNER Richmond Academy and Richmond College, Richmond, Va.; University of Chicago, law. Member of Baseball Team four years; member Omega Ribbon Society; is a Phi Kappa Sigma; honor man Junior Class 710; Presi- dent of the Junior Class; President of the Senior Class; member Executive Staff of THe Cotonet; member of Jefferson County bar. Is a Socialist. JOHN CALDWELL FELAND Regular habits of school attendance were established in Hopkinsville Academy, after which he found his way to George Washington University, Washington, D. C. Is a Kappa Alpha. The University of Louisville is for- tunate in having him enter its Law Department, where he has made good in everything he has attempted. Look to the bench for this man, for he is going to make the best of his learning. 38 The Colonel Epwin R. Oagpren All we know of this young Solon is that he is a mem- ber of the Jefferson County bar and that he comes of a very prominent family in Kentucky. His place of birth is not given; his age is unknown. His capabilities are inconceivable; his possibilities are unlimited. At present he is occupied as manager of the Merchants’ Collecting Agency and in getting his degree from the University uaw College. We wave him wishes for success. TROVER C. Topp GRoV ae! k Ohio Valley Academy, Corydon, Ind.; Borden Institute, Borden, Ind.; Central Normal College, Danville, Ky. With this training, he began to train the young idea in Jeffer- sonville, Ind. This marked an epoch in the growth of Jef- fersonville. Then politics needed purifying, and Todd be- gan preparing himself. When he has turned himself loose amid the ranks of his supporters, another epoch will be clearly indicated. We shall wait and see. CuaupE Burton McBrive Naturalists spend years in hunting peculiar specimens of prehistoric life. In the southern part of Indiana they tell us there are many very interesting ones. This one, recently discovered, is of erystal formation and is to serve in a notary’s office as an attractive feature to runaway couples who are going ‘‘just over the river’’ to seek happiness and good fortune. The ‘‘Bride’’ part of his name has a meaning to it. He borrows oft of “long green’’ and chews and chews and chews. The Colonel 39 B. Kirk Hamiiton Was introduced to us through the Bowling Green High School, after which he was permitted entrance into The Flexner School. By some course of good luck he matricu- lated in the Academie Department of the U. of L., and later became a reader of law. While pursuing a newspaper vocation he attends Senior law lectures, and has become a digger—a drudge (?)—in law. Webster said: ‘fA man can never gallop over the fields of law on Pegasus, nor fly across them on the wings of oratory. If he would stand on terra firma he must descend. If he would be a great lawyer, he must first consent to become a great ’? Hamilton is willing. drudge. Geo. TILDEN RaAGSDALE Received High School training in Trafalgar, Ind., after which he entered Franklin College, Franklin, Ind. Ph. B., University of Chicago; Sigma Alpha Epsilon; President of Sophomore Class; President Periclesian Literary So- ciety debating team; Senior representative in Divinity Debate; held finals in oratory; Teacher of History and Civies, DeKalb, Ill., Elgin, Ill., and M. T. H. S., Louisville. Historian of Senior Class, 711. Eucene M. Damrey Member of law firm of Lawton Dailey. His shingle thus being displayed, we are almost ready to declare him a post-graduate. But not so. We remember the efficiency of the Law School in preparing men for service from the start. It was said by Louis XIV that laws are the sovereigns of sovereigns. May all his life be ruled by this superior sovereign, THe Law, and teach us to be a ‘ daily’’ worshiper in his court. The City Council of Louisville has used him, and he has served as Chief License Inspector. He may be Mayor yet. 40 The Colonel HENRY JOHNSON Stites, A. B. Somewhere there are dust-laden records which tell us that this aspiring lawyer began a very studious career in High School in Hopkinsville, Ky. Later he burned the midnight oil in Georgetown College. Later still he went to Yale, and there took his A. B. The record tells us of his being elected Secretary and Treasurer of the Athletic Association at Georgetown, also manager of the baseball team. While there he was elected to the edito- rial staff of ‘ The Georgetonian.’’ After creditable work in oratory in the Henry Clay Club he was made a mem- ber of the Christian County bar. ZACUARIALL TURPIN The historian says he has gone through the vaults of the sacred writings of Zachariah’s ancestors. There are many notable names. ‘There are statesmen and poets and artists. There are orators and rulers and explorers. But in some way he felt the present task so far above him that he has reserved the privilege to some other, and merely tells us where Turpin may be found—and that is in Booneville, Ind., dealing out ‘‘Blackstone’’ to all who come to him. MaARMADUKE P. SALE Graduate of Louisville Male High School and Univer- sity of Virginia. Zeta Psi. This man’s picture speaks for itself. We are told it is a good likeness. We are in- formed that so persistent has this man been in attending lectures that he is to be awarded the prize for the best average in attendance; and this is not all of his good quali- ties. The historian has been busy jotting down all these things, but the jottings were accidentally destroyed. Now it’s too late to rewrite them. The Colonel 41 BENJAMIN H. Sacus, A. B. L. M. H. §8., Central University ’09. Won Ernst De- bating Prize; participant in Washington’s Birthday Ora- torical events; Orator in Junior year; member of ‘‘ Round Table’’; member Proctor Knott Debating Society, Deino- logian Society, and Henry Clay Club. Has also studied in Yale. ‘‘He is little but mighty.’’ J. W. Lerr University of Oklahoma, Norman, Oklahoma. Member Jefferson County bar. ‘«Let me alone, please—I’m classy.’’ Wa. Overton Harris, JR. Louisville Male High School. University of Virginia, LL. B. 710. Member Jefferson County bar. 42 The Colonel HISTORY OF THE SENIOR CLASS—LAW SCHOOL HE Class of 1911 was organized October 4, 1910, with a membership of twenty. Gardner, after a close race with Turpin and Landrum, won first honors. J. B. Green was the rep- resentative of the Class at the 1910 Commencement. In October of this year Howard and McMullen did not return, but there were several to take the places of these gentlemen, among them Mr. Edward Mackey, who, though busy with the affairs of the Chief of Police, has ‘been on duty’’ as a special with this Class. Mr. Pepper dropped through the bottom of the world very suddenly without notifying any one, and the Class is left to mourn his absence. It is with regret that the absence of J. B. Green from Commencement is noted. On account of his health he was compelled to leave school for this year. He is now in Texas, and will return next spring to finish his course. This year we have among our graduates, for the first time in the history of the Law Depart- ment, 2 woman, Mrs. N. Almee Courtright, who is the Managing Director of the Board of Chil- dren’s Guardians. Mrs. Courtright’s career has been a most spectacular one. She has attended many schools, which have served to broaden her mind to a degree attained by few of her sex. Mrs. Courtright’s life has been devoted to the education and uplift of her fellow beings. For seven years she worked in the slums of Chicago, building an open-air gymnasium and organizing boys’ clubs, track, baseball, and football teams. Three summers were given to the work of conducting a Vacation Farm School at Longwood, Illinois, Mrs. Courtright being the originator of the idea of taking children from the germ-laden city to breathe the fresh country air. For six years Mrs. Courtright was Superintendent of Public Schools in Madras. In this work she established a training school for teachers, and also wrote several text-books. In addition to her sociological work in the United States, she has studied in this line in Europe, Ceylon, Burmah, Kashmir, and India. Mrs. Courtright has lectured extensively in India and this country on topics educational, socio- logical, philosophical, and religious. DAILY ROSTER 9:00 to 10:00 a. m. Court House Square. 2:30 to 4:00 p. m.—Continued. Discussions: Life and the Problems of Individual manicuring. Life, viz: Occasional shock to Professor. (When a Who has the best free lunch ? student really recites.) Who won (or lost) the most last night? Rolling cigarettes for 4:01 smoke. Who saw whom safely home? Reading last letter (from ‘‘the girl I left Which dress ‘‘She’’ wore last night? behind me’’). Etc., etc., ete., etc. Stunts to gain time while endeavoring 10:30 to 11:30 a.m. Instructing Judge Gre- to catch promptings. gory how to conduct Criminal Court. 4:00 to 4:30 p.m. Class—Court in Grill Room 11:30 to 11:35 a.m. Study in Law Library. —Mary Anderson. 11:35 to 12:00 m. Eye-opener and Constitu- 4:30 to 5:30 p. m. Pool or Billiards—Seelbach tional. Billiard Parlor. INTERMISSION. 5:30 to 6:00 p. m. Visit to Larry Gatto’s I'ree Lunch and Café. 1:50 to 2:00 p. m. Turning forward the Class 6:00 to 6:30 p.m. Visit to Barber Shop. Clock. 2:00 to 2:30 p.m. Transfer of Crap Games from Ist to 2nd floor. INTERMISSION : 4: .m. ? EEO Sa De stupid (Query: 8:00 to 11:00 p. m. (In rotation) Sun., Maud; Class Lectures “or uni | Professor Mon., Dorothy; Tues., Ruth; Wed., Alice; most stupid) or Class?) Thurs., Julia; Fri., Helen; Sat., Kate. Individual naps. 11:00 to 12:30 p. m. In town, etc., etc. Decin tbe mena Vv. _ HAVE, . re f e. art i ik, tid) 7 as Pe 44 The Colonel SPECULA IN SPECULO LEONORA JOHNSTON NE night, after an exceedingly trying day of Latin, fussing, and Annual limericks that refused to rhyme. | happened to glance into a small hand mirror on my table. Now there is nothing particularly alluring about this toilet article. yet I saw that within it which promised to be highly diverting. Deep down in the glass I seemed to see a large building sur- rounded by others of the same kind, and about all a green campus, which was not hemmed in by a board fence. As I watched, two girls, dressed in a somewhat unfamiliar garb, appeared on the scene. One of them remarked, “I don’t see how those poor students back in nineteen-ten stood it, do you? Fancy being in that little building over there on Broadway! And they say that the poor things actually had to play basket-ball for recreation!” ; The scene changed, and in front of a forty-story building, which proved to be the Stewart Department Store, there appeared a set of prosperous-looking news- boys. An old gentleman came up and purchased a paper: as he read, | followed the text. At first the date was all-absorbing: ‘‘May 1, 1924, | read. Was | getting a peep into the future? On the first page I saw that which made me stare. ‘Former medical student of the University of Louisville discovers serum worth its weight in gold! Will prevent any nervous disease!’ Dear me! We were com- ing up in the world. Farther on | read: ‘Miss Cerulia Tibial, who carried off honors from the University of Louisville, delivered an interesting lecture on ‘Woman Suffrage, its Growth and Success.’ ™’ By this time I was ready for anything, so it seemed perfectly natural to see on the next page: “It will be of interest to the many friends of Miss Fabula Vestis to hear that she held her audience spellbound at her first appearance on the Lon- don stage. Miss Vestis was formerly an enthusiastic member of the well-known Dramatic Club of the University of Louisville.” Another change of scene in the mirror—the most wonderful portrayal that had yet been reflected! “Extry! Extry! All about d’ big publication of d’ ‘Colonel’!” My old gentleman appearing in sight again, soon provided himself with an “‘extry,” and in display type I saw: “Extraordinary demand for ‘The Colonel ! Carnegie’s appropriation increased to one thousand dollars! Students show special enthusi- asm, each demanding three or more copies, gladly paying seven dollars— Just then the glass cracked. OFFICERS EDITH STARK, President. ELEANOR THOMPSON, Vice-President. CATHARINE SIGLER, Secretary. LEONORA JOHNSTON, Treasurer. Claudine Boyer, Julian Bradbury, Nellie V. Bullock, Ruth Harrington, Raymond Heft, Grace Huber, Leonora Johnston, Robert Johnston, Jeanette Jones, Lois McCaleb, Florence Hazel Meloy, Maud L. Middleton, Jessie Childs Munday, CLASS ROLL Jeanette Garvin Payne, Rose Perry, Nettie Pierle, Helen Plummer, Anna C. Ryan, Isabella Shea, Catharine Sigler, Edith Stark, Pauline Stein, Alice Stern, Mrs. Mary Marr Thompson, Eleanor Thompson, James A. White. Tbe Colonel Freshman Class LAMENT FOR GEOMETRY LEONORA JOHNSTON O, hush your voices, lest they pierce the depths Of that dread sepulchre wherein there lies A victim, aye, a martyr, slain by hands Of maidens. Hearken to the tale of woe, So sad, and yet so true, I now unfold. There dwelt in perfect peace within our midst Geometry, a harmless thing ’tis true, That ne’er gave utt’rance, yet the Fates had planned That she should stir up strife, and then should die. One day there came to U. of L. some maids, In vicious mood, their cruel wrath to vent On whatsoe’er they might; and as they came They spied Geometry, with winning smiles Enticing them to enter and remain. The sunshine fled right soon, and black as night The clouds of wrath drew near; the storm was nigh. Full soon in violence it broke; alas! Geometry did rue the day indeed When freakish maids within these portals came. The blows fell thick and fast; the thrusts were more Than even mighty Cesar fell before. And like to Cesar, when our genius stern Did ery, ‘‘Unrest be on thy soul,” ’twas then Geometry, with gasping, dying breath, Did marvel, ‘‘Et tu, Helen?’’ and expire. The shade of this poor victim long shall seek Revenge, but while in sorrow it doth walk, Another victim, Trig., unwarned, unarmed, Shall mect a fate likewise deplorable. ’ 48 The Colonel HISTORY OF THE FRESHMAN CLASS LEONORA JOHNSTON. A few brief years ago, the thought that we were making history would have startled us out of our wits, but now it seems only right and proper that we are about to have our history recorded, since we are really an organized class. We are ready to battle with anything that may come along, and are at least destined to make considerable noise in these respected halls of learning. Any one will readily testify to that fact who has heard us warble to the mournful strains of ‘‘Nellie Gray’’: “We’re a little bunch of Freshies and we’re bubbling o’er with fun, And our wicked little hearts are full of glee.’”’ According to the usual custom, we entered the University September twenty-sixth, in a per- turbed state of mind, hesitating whether to rejoice at being ‘‘real true college students at last,’’ or whether to be ‘‘scared to death’”’ over “the terrific amount of things you have to know, for my cousin went there, and he’s brilliant, and he says its hard.” Now, most of us had not yet recovered from a previous state of exaltation due to former Senior- dom, but, according to legend, we remained “‘on the heights’’ for about twenty-four hours. Verily it is hard, yea, even humiliating, to have a Senior maiden wheel sharply about and tell you that “you’re nothing but a kid!” The very first thing that this class of audacious infants did was to elect officers. How violent were the discussions in regard to the prospective candidates! Suffice it to say that, after we had changed our minds fully twenty times from September to February (a privilege of girls, and they did the electioneering), our riots, if not our enthusiasm, had quieted down. Like most people who talk a great deal, we didn’t do anything, but, since Freshmen are supposed to be subdued, we followed in one thing (and one only) an established precedent. Therefore we did nothing greater during our first semester than to face examinations, which frightened us suffi- ciently even after a ‘“‘gathering of the clans’’ for our special encouragement. We contrived to relax our spirits and incidentally to make up for former inertia at the Fresh- man luncheon, April seventeenth. At this delightful social function, we assembled as an organized body for the first time since election, except at business meetings, which are too formal to be considered. The future of the University of Louisville depends in a large measure upon the fidelity of her loyal, whole-hearted students. Be it said to the credit of Nineteen Fourteen that, if its present enthusiasm survives, it will be at the head of the aforementioned triumphal band, shouting with as much ‘‘go’’ as its members do now in the Freshman state: “We're always heard If we can’t be seen; We shout and cheer Cause we’re Fourteen!” AVERY, JULIETTE BASS, EMILY BOTTOMLEY, MARY ALBERT CATLIN, OLIVE B. CASSIN, MARY M. DAUGHERTY, R. E. DOLORES, SISTER M. ESCH, BIANCA FARRELL, JOANNA GUNTERMAN, BERTHA HARRIS, GEORGE A. HARDESTY, ANNA HINES, KATHERINE The Colonel SPECIAL STUDENTS JARGENSON, ELMER LEON LOGAN, LILLIAN MARIE, SISTER McDERMOTT, EDITH McGAREY, MRS. CORNELIA MIDDLETON, L. MAUD MITCHELL, PERRY MORTON, SUSAN SPEED NORRIS, J. D. POST, EDMONIA ROGERS, SARAH LOGAN SCOTT, MATTIE B. 49 SCHULTZ, EMIL AUGUST SEELEY, MARGUERITE SHANKS, AUGUSTUS SNODGRASS, BETTIE B. SNYDER, MARTHA C. SWEENEY, JAMES TEHAN, KATIE TYLER, MRS. M. B. VOEGTLE, ANNA WALL, MARJORIE WARD, HELEN SHIPPEN WERNESS, INGA A VIEW IN ONE OF THE CHEMICAL LABORATORIES CLASS OFFICERS MARY LOUISE SHELLEY, President MARIE ANDERSON, Vice-President ADELINE HEINZ, Secretary SCOTT LEACH, Treasurer CLASS ROLL ANDERSON, MARIE COLLINS, SARAH A. CURRIE, MARGARET DEMBITZ, ANNETTE EHRMANN, MAURICE ESCHRICH, J. L. HEINZ, ADELINE HEFT, HATTIE L. HEFFERNAN, VIOLA JENKS, C. E. KELLER, ELIZABETH LEACH, SCOTT MARSHALL, SALLIE EWING O'CONNOR, M. E. ROGERS, RALPH SHELLEY, MARY LOUISE SMITH, ETHEL RUTH TAYLOR, MARGARET TERRY, RUTH EAGLETON WARREN, CHRISTINE WEYGOLD, FRIEDA WHITE, JAMES A. WIGGINTOQN, MAY WOOD The Colonel 51 Junior Class RECIPE FOR A JUNIOR RUTH E. TERRY Place cautiously in a well-rounded head two years of carefully picked knowl- edge. Take care that the knowledge isn’t of the fresh, verdant variety found in Freshman localities, nor of the over-ripe and sprouting species that appears in Senior circles. To this add a properly composed, devout facial expression, especially prepared for mathematical classes. Into this mixture pour very slowly, so as to prevent bubbling over, six gallons of laughter. Mix with this a good supply of ingenuity and wit. Season with a pinch of conceit and two pinches of the pepper of youth. Flavor with one teaspoonful of holiday—more than this would cause it to effervesce. One hour of searing is quite sufficient for each Junior. Put aside to cool. Be sure to serve with ice cream and cake. CLASS OFFICERS HELEN McCLURE HODGES, President ORA BELL SPILLMAN, Vice-President J. EHRMAN THORNBERRY, See’y and Treas. MARY PRESSLEY SMITH, Class Prophet ETHEL ALLEN MURPHY, Class Poet JULIA C. KING, Historian THE FERN. ETHEL ALLEN MURPHY Lover of quiet glade And all sweet woodland places, Who from the clod hast made A thousand airy graces, Wherein rich light with shade Lovingly interlaces, And glamor of sleep is laid— What delicate dream of earth, What mysteries of creation, Secrets of death and of birth, And flowery, dim mutation, And growth’s unfailing mirth, Have wrought thy revelation, Hide in thy reticent worth ? No rapture of bloom is thine, Thy heart to the light upholding, O’er-brimmed with its golden wine, But, in thy mute unfolding Ever a presage fine Of imminent Wonder molding Matter to forms divine. To gardens close to the street With the strained, impatient faces, Thou bringest a quiet sweet, Wherein the spirit traces Promptings and y earnings fleet Through being’s dim, far spaces Where hope and fulfillment meet. Even as thine—who art Uncrowned with the glory of flower— Mine be the humbler part In the starward sweep of Power, So there but quicken and start Dreams of the perfect hour Deep in the sensitive heart. The Colonel 53 Este Nixa Moses Sidneian showers Of sweet discourse, whose powers Can crown old Winter’s head with flowers.’’ Tue CoLonet’s Editor of Clubs and Organizations is one of the first three daughters of the U. of L. She has left an enviable record in the history of the various societies of the University; has always been a popular and active member of the Wen Sigel Tyr, Basketball Team, Current Events and Dramatie Clubs. In 1910 held the offices of Treasurer of the Junior Class and President of the Glee Club. Was Vice-President of the Dramatie Club for 1911. Daisy HrppeN Once a sunbeam strayed to earth A quick’ning ray of golden hue; It kissed the ground in sportive mirth, And in this spot a Daisy grew.’’ An especially fine variety, indigenous to Kentucky , soil. One of the first three daughters of the U. of L., | having received all her credits here, and a most excel- lent illustration of what the University proposes to do for the women of Kentucky. ‘ So fair, so sweet, withal so sensitive! ’ GERTRUDE M. WINKLER A countenance in which did meet Sweet records, promises as sweet.’’ Another of the first three daughters of the U. of L., her Alma Mater from beginning to end. Academic Rep- resentative in the Board of Directors and Art Editor for Tue Coxnonet; Member of Browning Club, 1910. Though a dignified maiden ‘‘with a calculus look,’’ de- voted to the abstract science of mathematics, she never- theless finds her greatest delight in following the line of beauty. THe Cononet bears abundant witness of the same. oa 4 Tbe Colonel I | | Lois Marte MILLER ‘ Shall 1 compare thee to a summer’s day? | Thou art more lovely and more temperate.’’ | Hails from the Buckeye State, and can still recount ! most pleasant reminiscences of her former Alma Mater, Wittenberg College, Springfield, O. Wittenberg’s loss was decidedly the U. of L.’s gain. Through fear of losing one of her pet A’s, she never allows social pleasures to interfere with her studies. However, t he Wen Sigel Tyr and the German Club succeeded in enrolling her as a member. Heten McCuurr Hoppers “ Grace was in all her steps, heaven in her eye, In every gesture dignity and love.’? Social Editor of THe Coronet and President of Class of 1911 since its organization. Enjoyed her first college experience at Baylor University, Waco, Tex. For the past three years the U. of L. has claimed her. Was the winner of the Woodcock medal for superior rank in scholarship, 1910. Member of Current Events Club and Secretary of Dramatie Club. Mary Pressury Sairu, A. B. “A springy motion in her gait, A rising step did indicate Of pride and joy no common rate,’? The U. of L. was perfectly delighted with this un- usually fine intellectual specimen sent her by Hollins College, Va. Devoted to the natural sciences; makes extensive chemical researches in a perfectly equipped laboratory, and spends many a happy hour in analyzing and classifying the flora of Kentucky. Member of Current Events and Dramatic Clubs; Class Prophet for 1911, Not only brilliant intellectually, but charming socially, The Colonel Rev. J. EdRMANN THORNBERRY ‘ With something of a lofty utterance drest— Choice word and measured phrase above the reach Of ordinary men.’’ Pastor of the Christian Churches of Sellersburg, Ind., and Worthington, Ky. Attended Potter Theological Semi- nary at Bowling Green, Ky., for four years, where he made a uniform record of one hundred per cent in all Bible work. Also at the Southern Baptist Theological Seminary of Louisville, Ky., for four years—one year of post-graduate work, ‘Treasurer of German Club and Secretary-Treasurer of Senior Class, ’11. During the Dean’s absence acted as substitute in the Greek classes. Loves all the girls, especially those who reciprocate—strongly in favor of reciprocity. i Ora DELL SPILLMAN “ A face with gladness overspread; 9 Soft smiles by human kindness bred. Assistant Photograph Editor of THe CoLoNneEL. Received her first college training at Indiana Uni- versity, for which she still entertains the deepest affec- tion; however, her heart is amply large enough to take in her present foster-mother, the U. of L.; also member of the Wen Sigel Tyr, President of German Club, and Vice-President of Class 191]. An enthusiastic golfer, and exercises at the ‘‘Links’’ whenever possible. Eminig YunkKer, A. B. “The earth And common face of Nature spake to me Rememberable things.’’ Devoted to whatever pertains to civie beauty, pres- ervation of forests, and kindred interests. Chairman of School Garden Committee, Art League. Organized several Junior Civic Leagues, believing firmly ‘‘as the twig is bent, the tree ’s inclined.’’ Member Forestry Committee of Alumne Club, G. H. 8.; Highland Civic Club, Parents’ and Teachers’ Association of Normal School, ete. Received many of her credits at the Uni- versity of Chicago. 56 Tbe Colonel 2 ErxHet ALLEN Murpny, A. B. ‘ Beholding the bright countenance of truth in the quiet and still air of delightful studies.’’ Has been on THe Couonet’s staff for the ‘past two years, serving in the capacity of Literary Editor for 10 and Associate Editor for the present year. Was an enthusiastic member of the Browning Club of 710, and affiliated with the German and Dramatic Clubs of 711, The A. B.’s of 711 have followed the example of their predecessors and unanimously re-elected this A. M. as Class Poet, firmly convinced that her happiest expressions are in rhythmic form and that she is without peer in her chosen art. Received her first college credits at Indiana University, for which she still has a warm spot in her heart, but the U. of L. has no more loyal student than BE. A. M. Juni C. KING ‘‘Happy, happy Liver! With a soul as strong as a mountain river Pouring out praise to the Almighty Giver.’’ Another foster-daughter of Indiana University adopted by the U. of L.; now a staunch loyalist. Member of the late Browning Club, and Historian of Class, 1911. De- voted to the Muses, and especially partial to Calliope, Erato, and Polyhymnia. Hopes ere long to renew her acquaintance with Wordsworth, Shelley, Keats, and others, _ eg formed on English soil. Extremely anxious for an early ; reorganization of the Browning Club of °10, y j | Marearer L. WINKLER ““Type of the wise, who soar but never roam; True to the kindred points of Heaven and home.’’ Literary Editor of Tue Couonet, 1911; Associate ides of ‘Der Kladderadatsch’’ and Delphic Oracle for ‘Die Deutsche Gesellschaft,’’ 1911; member Browning Club of 1910. Was first introduced to college life in the peninsulam amenam, at the University m4 Michigan. Latin, Greek, biology, Aryan philology, Chemistry and mathematics, Rhetorie and hydrostatics, Logie, anthropology, Ancient archeology, Chopin, Mendelssohn, and Liszt— A dizzying list! How she deplores life’s brevity! The Colonel THE RAVEN AS REVISED BY THE CLASS PROPHET Once upon a midnight dreary, While I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a hard and knotty School-book of forgotten lore— While I studied, nearly napping, Suddenly there came a tapping As of some one gently rapping, Rapping at my mem’ry’s door. ‘Tis some ghost or shade,’’ I muttered, “Tapping at my mem’ry’s door— Only this and nothing more.” Ah! distinctly I remember It was in the late September, And each separate willing student Wrought his task as ne’er before; For we each sought graduation, We had of our own volition 1911 our great ambition; We did think and think it o’er, Of the great and grand fruition Which did call for all our lore— Only this and nothing more. Presently my soul grew stronger, Hesitating then no longer, “‘Ghost;” said I, ‘‘or spirit, truly Your forgiveness I implore, But the fact is, I was napping, And so gently you came rapping, And so faintly you came tapping, Tapping at my mem’ry’s door, That I scarce was sure I heard you.” Here I opened wide the door— There they stood all in a row. Deep into the darkness peering, Long I stood there wond’ ring, fearing, Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal Ever cared to dream before. And the stillness now was broken, And the first ghost gave as token Words that never had been spoken— “Here behold our Class once more.” Long I gazéd each one o’er, Then they stept within the door— Softly stept within the door. Back into the chamber turning, All my soul within me burning, Soon again she spoke, their leader, Speaking louder than before— Then again she spoke, Miss Hodges, In whom so much History lodges: ‘‘Here I am who has forgotten All my knowledge learnt of yore, For the social world doth claim me, I count lovers by the score— Ere one leaves there comes one more.” Then stood forth Miss Ora Spillman, She who never cared for laymen, Speaking fast in curious German; On her face a smile she wore. Not the least obeisance made she, Not a minute stopped or stayed she, But with mien of a great lady, Speaking clearly thus began: “‘T am now so great and famous That men flock about my door— Just to see, if nothing more.”’ Now see lonesome Mr. Thornberry, He who was completely merry, Save the grave and stern decorum That upon his face he wore. For though he was shorn and shaven, Of class meetings was the leaven, And of wisdom was the haven, Now he wandereth no more, For within a farmhouse living He doth work as ne’er before, To prevent becoming poor. Here see Elsie Nina Moses, In new garments ever poses, Clothes as fine as any roses That within the garden grow; For we can not help agreeing That no living human being Ever yet was blest with seeing Such a charming girl before; Blushing, smiling, yet she speaketh: “Oh! my love! I do adore!” But she will say nothing more. 58 The Colonel Behold Lois Marie Miller, Who doth now possess much siller, And to make our college fuller, She doth now her wealth outpour. Nothing more she can desire, Yor around her charming fire Players play upon a lyre Music such as ne’er before Charmed the soul of mortal beings, And her soul on high doth soar Far above of earth the roar. Next approaches Margaret Winkler, Of kind thoughts she was the sprinkler, Sprinkling smiles and kindness ever, Of which she had boundless store. Caught from some great inner pleasure, Giving in unstinted measure, Joys ne'er known on earth before, Till her countenance doth show, Till her very presence pleaseth, For we all do her adore— Pleaseth as nought pleased before. Kthel Allen Murphy cometh, From whose bright mind poems raineth, Brilliant, startling, pleasing beings, Poems ne’er such were before Came forth from the mind of mortal. From her ruby lips, the portal, Poems beautiful, more vital Than were e’re conceived by Poe. Drest in purple velvet, sighing For a word to rhyme with soar— Only that and nothing more. Now appeareth Daisy Hedden— Her sweet smiles to none are hidden, But are shed abroad to gladden Friends and neighbors by the score. Hear speeches by our suffragette— In towns and cities no one yet Has failed to heed our suffragette. Who would e’re have thought of yore That the quiet smiling lady Would make speeches speeches more?— But we can't help her adore. Gertrude Winkler is before us, With achievements still more glorious, She who was the ever-courteous, Smiling, smiling, as before. Many paintings to her credit, Praises many she doth merit, Artist great, don’t you foget it, She with all her charm and talents Hath achievéd so much more, To tell all, it would you bore. For praise befitting Julia King, She like a glorious flower of Spring, Whose many poems all do sing, Our language is too poor. Queen, we ery, thou God hath lent thee— By these angels he hath sent thee, Genius, Genius, that thou might’st be Heir of all the poet lore. Byron, Shelley, Keats, do call thee Hasten thou to England’s shore— Dwell with us for evermore. Emilie -Yunker bears as token In her hand a plant unbroken Of her work as mortal being To make beautiful out-door. She it is, a sainted maiden; Who with all her tr easure laden Hath made of the world an Aidenn, Queen of beauty as of yore. “There is, there is balm in Gilead!” — Thus she speaks and says no more. Where is Mary Pressley Smith ? Can it be she is a myth? For we see none here before us, Though we gaze all o’er the floor. She did go to Lab’ratory, Now indeed she hath no worry— For she’s gone and is no more. But one word unto the Raven— Your forgiveness I implore; I crave pardon, pardon, pardon, For the using of your lore— Only this and nothing more. 60 The Colonel VALE, ALMA MATER. OSCAR O, MILLER, I Faretwell to the halls that so long habe enshrined us, Hots dear to us nofe as fe lease them for aye! WNo token they offer therefwith to remind us, @r call back the pleasures that fell ‘round our fav. II Thy halls are not decked fith the trophies of far, Nor tranuneled are they fuith despotical rule; Thy spirit of freedom from here reaches far, And calls forth our praises, thou time-honored School! Ill Thy heroes are nemy, thy progeny more— Un fields of fair fortune and fame are they found; All striging to honor thee, stirred to the core, When they think of the Girtues for fuhich thou’rt renofoned— IV Farewell once again! Bearest thou our adieu? As fue leabe, in each bosom implant thy great story, The spirit of conguest fithin us renefr, And bid us fith honor to strife for thy glory! BROCKER, C. BAKER, BRUCE BAKER, M. C. BERLE, C. K. BISHOP, F. C. BEADLES, R.L. BERTREM, H. M. BLAIR, F. K. CARTER, STEWART CURTIS, C. C. CANNON, W. S. CONNOR, R. W. CALDWELL, A. G. DENSFORD, W. L. EDGERTON, A. E. FELD, NATHAN FUST, H. E. FERGUSON, O. E. FOSTER, A. I. FLANNAGAM, C. E. FAGAN, J. L. GOODMAN, A. O. (Special.) V. M. LONGMIRE, President F. C. BISHOP, Vice-President E. L. RAY, Secretary FRESHMAN CLASS OFFICERS WALTER CANNON, Treasurer C. K. BERLE, Historian GLENN, E. GLENN, F. GRAY, K. L. GUNTERMAN, PETER GOLDSBOROUGH, R. M. HUFNAGEL, C. J. HARMAN, V. E. HALL, E. R. HOOKER, J. F. HARVEY, J. L. HALE, T. F. HAWKINS, CLARENCE HENSON, E. B. JEWELL J. 8. (Special.) KIRKPATRICK, R. B. KEMF, G. C. KLAUBER, EDWARD LONGMIRE, V. M. MAUNEY, S. M. MARCUM, C. W. MATHEWSIAN, M. H. FRESHMAN CLASS ROLL MILLS, C. D. MAYO, HARRY MARCUM, C. B. McREYNOLDS, BEN McKINNEY, W. E. NEWHALL, B. A. PONTIUS, C. W. RAY, E. L. REYNOLDS, E. O. RABER, W. G. REMARK, R. R. ROBINSON, M. M. RICHARDSON, H. H. ROWAN, W. S. SWOPE, B. A. SMITH, D. 8. STEELE, G. W. SHREWSBURY, L. E. TRABUE, McD. E. VANDERVOORT, WM. WOOLSEY, H. U. aHL SSV1IO NVWHSdua Q fa a” Gt | te} =3 Ss ciate minted r 64 The Colonel FRESHMAN CLASS HISTORY Cc. K. BERLE HE inevitable has happened! The Class of 1914 has organized, and wishes to take this opportunity of presenting itself before the school and the profession at large—for we sincerely feel that we have a right to expect great things of our modest little class. The out-of-town students have caught the true Kentucky spirit, and have plunged into the work with a vim that will surely make new records for the next year’s Freshman Class to live up to. Help! ae But seriously speaking, the new requirements and thoroughly modern course We are now recelving ought to bring some wonderful results. But as this was originally supposed to be a history, ‘Let us be on our way.” : Beer: A detailed history of each member of our illustrious class would be as impossible in this limited space as it would be embarrassing, so we shall dispense with the details and take the class as a whole. In the first place, we have representatives from as far north as Canada, as far west as Seattle, Wash., and as far south as Texas. Joseph Harvey comes from Seattle, and Bishop, our Vice-Presi- dent, from Canada; while Texas sends us Longmire, with whom we were so well pleased that we im- mediately elected him President. We shall speak more of him in discussing the officers later on. Also from the great Southwest comes Edgerton—from Arizona—unarmed at that (sometimes). In its officers, the class has as its head Longmire, better known as “‘Doc’’; in every one’s opinion, the best fellow and finest President that ever called a Freshman gathering to order. Erman Ray, a graduate of the High School of this city, was elected Secretary, and a better man for the position could not have been found. For Vice-President F. C. Bishop was selected, and makes as good a Vice-President as he does a student. For reference see the Faculty! Incidentally, he has nothing to do in his office, as Longmire is almost always on the job. For Treasurer we have Walter S. Cannon, from Knoxville, Tenn.; we are to be congratulated on our choice, for Diogenes himself could not have picked a better man. Cannon is as honest as any of the rest of us, and that’s saying a whole lot (?). Curtiss was elected Sergeant-at-arms for the simple reason that every one else was afraid to run against him; for let it be known Curtiss is “some big man,”’ and can be depended upon to keep order. Modesty and space alone forbid me to tell you of our Historian, for it is I, dear reader, who has bored you with this ‘‘history’’; for whoever heard of a Freshman (ridiculed and despised among men) having history! All they have is experience, and worlds of that! So be lenient in your criticism, and give me credit for posing, not as an editor, but as a ‘‘would- be doctor.” So much then for the officers, and now for the class itself. In it we are honored by the presence of two or more registered pharmacists, who deserted the ‘‘pill-rolling manufactory”’ across the street and decided to become real doctors. Incidentally, these men help out wonderfully in chemistry exams. We have also several past school-teachers and a few other unfortunates, some in fact so un- fortunate as to be married. Let it be said here though that the married men in the class are the best students (?). _ Then we have another class of men who eagerly await the mail every morning. ‘“Nuf sed!’ It is said by some that medical students are either married or engaged, but such is not the case for we have one or two in our class that are neither. ‘ _ Infraternal lines the class is well represented, there being several members of each fraternity in our class, The Glee Club is composed largely of Freshmen and under-classmen. In social lines the Freshman Class has not been as active as perhaps it could have been, but this is due probably to the studious (?) nature of its members, although several events are nitatod oe Oo which will eclipse any other events given by any previous class. (‘Wipe your chin i ! But speaking of social topics, there is an event “ pulled off’’ every day or so in the waitin, that ees make ase einen one 8 like a chess game in the House of Pacienisat. umming up the class as a whole, we all join the Faculty in saying that ours is the b class that ever entered school, and we shall all look forward to and pt more from it pegs: preceding one. Tbe Colonel 65 SCENE IN THE BACTERIOLOGICAL LABORATORY. IN DAYS TO COME ROBT. WM. MOLLISON In days to come, we plan great deeds, In days to come, we’ll dream fond dreams, And lose the golden now; And think them really true; In days to come, we mean to act, In days to come, they’ll melt away But we forget the vow. As swift as morning dew. In days to come, we think we see In days to come, we'll treasures heap A harvest rich and rare; In store for many years; In days to come, we fain would reap— In days to come, they’ll vanish all, No ripened grain is there. And leave us only tears. And yet, in days to come, there’ll be More joy than misery; For in the days to come, you'll see Faith, Hope, and Charity. SOPHOMORE CLASS OFFICERS T. G. RUMPH, President G. C. MORRISON, Vice-President F. H. SMITH, Secretary S. H. MILLER, Historian RUDOLPH DUENWEG, Sergeant-at-Arms SOPHOMORE CLASS ROLL ALEXANDER, GEO. ARMES, G. H BURNETT, T. L. BOOHER, I. E. BELOTE, G. E. BENSON, A. G. BLEDSOE, J. A. BOYD, H. A. BOONE, C. A. BRISCOE, L. BENZ, JESSE BUCKNER, F. I. BROWN, R. F. BAKER, G. E. BRAUN, 8S. A. CONNELLY, JOHN CRAIN, A. W. CLARK, M. L. COUCHMAN, A. RB. CROW, H. L. DAY, G. H. DOHERTY, W. B. DUENWEG, R. DEER, B. F. DYER, G. L. DYER, J. W. FORSTER, W. A. EDDLEMAN, C. 8. FALL, N. B. FARLEY, JEFF FARREN, C. A. GOODNIGHT, T. L. GOOD, M. D. GRIFFITH, G. GARLAND, D. G. GUERRANT, E. P. HAZLEWOOD, V. HOWARD, E. E. HUME, W. I. ISON, G. W. KINNAIRD, V. G. LYNCH, O. B. LUKE, J. M. LEGGETT, V. W. LAWRENCE, M. M. LANNAHAN, C. W. LUCAS, PHIL H. MITCHELL, A. M. MORSE, W. L. METCALF, H. C. MIMMS, C. W. MILLER, S. H. MORRISON, G. C. MANZER, T. T. MILLER, O. R. McCLANAHAN, C. W. McGREGOR, T. H. NELSON, O. A. NEBLETTE, L. W. NIX, R. F. OZEMENT, W. L. PARRISH, B. H. PHIFER, E. C. RUMPH, J. G. RUMPH, T. G. ROBERTSON, J. E. RUBLE, R. H. RICHARDSON, C. RANSDELL, M. RICE, E. D. SMITH, F. H. STEELE, N. E. STALNAKER, GUY SMITH, W. T. SHREWSBURY, H. THOMPSON, A. B. VOOR, J. B. VAN ZANDT, TOM WERRY, L. E. WALDEN, R. M. WALKER, A. H. WILEY, J. C. WILSON, P. E. WAGNER, H. F. YONGUE, W. J. ZINK, C. M. A. aHL SSV1I90 DTUONOHAOS 68 The Colonel HISTORY OF THE SOPHOMORE CLASS VERY complete and charming account of the life of the Class of 1913, with its accom- plishments during the first year of its existence, was published in the second volume of Tue Cotonen. Let the many who are interested in this Class turn with us to this history and carefully review it. Upon the appearance of the Class in Louisville, a decided advance was made in tearing down the great wall of prejudice against medical students which has been builded during the past decade. The students’ interest in the civic affairs, as well as in the social and religious life of Louisville, soon elicited from the city its glad welcome. After the preliminaries were so successfully finished we were ready for anything, and sighed for other worlds to conquer. They were soon sighted. The Freshmen being the lesser force, we will dispense with them in but few words. Only one field was needed, though several encounters were engaged in. Our lines were arranged in a compact semi-circle, comprising the first three rows of seats in the amphitheatre. From these, and on various occasions, the Freshmen were ‘“nassed up”’ so fast, it is only necessary even to this day to sound the battle ery (Pass him up!), and the Freshmen grow pale and tremble. We mention only those peculiar to ourselves. After a “bout with Baldie,’”’ we find the most exquisite enjoyment in collecting in the loafing room or gathering on the steps, giving our senti- ments in regard to the passers-by. In this sketch, perhaps, there is much that has been said that should not have been said, and lots unsaid that should have been said. However, it will all be completely recounted in the year 1918, so possess yourselves with patience. MEDICAL COLLEGE ARMS. Tbe Colonel 69 THE SYMPATHETIC PHYSICIAN P. H, ACUFF HE reputation and success of the modern physician depends upon the number of personal and scientific qualifications which he possesses, upon his constant recog- nition and observance of truth and honesty, and upon a certain amount of profes- sional tact and business sagacity. Medicine, like everything else, thrives best in good ground, and the reward of its harvest is in proportion to the effort expended; therefore it behooves us, as the followers of Hippocrates and Galen, to seek earnestly after the sapient truths which are found only in the profundities of its mysteries. Those days have passed when diplomas alone meant proficiency. We who would enjoy profes- sional fame and the confidence of our patrons must add to a thorough scientific training that human sympathy which gives an insight into the effects of love, fear, and grief, together with the other hid- den, but strong, passions which govern our race. We must ever be cognizant of the value of human life, and be free with our sympathy; this, more than anything else, alleviates the anxiety and dispels the hovering despondency of the sick room. Our constant contact with sickness and death too often tends to reduce our valuation of human life and render us more callous to suffering. Only very few of our patients can estimate the amount of technical and scientific knowledge we possess, but, on the contrary, they are governed by the eare and devotion we exhibit in the details of routine attention—which is only additional evidence that mere skill is not the only requisite of a successful physician. Equally sympathetic should be our attitude toward our professional colleagues; we should never forget that every principle of honor and duty requires us to stand by and defend each other in everything that is reasonable and just, and forbids us even to think of lending ourselves to the antagonism which, in our case, would likewise plant our own ship upon the rocks of shame or shatter our characters in the whirlpool of bitterness. Disease, death, and pain are parts of the plan of creation. Disease is ever afflicting thousands of Earth’s children in every clime, while Death claims its victims from every class. Fear of the former and dread of the latter are the factors which lead mankind to turn to our guild for relief; it is this reliance which brings us in contact, on the one side, with mankind’s greatest and most vital interests, and, on the other, with the great science and glorious art of medicine. It makes our power, in our legitimate sphere, almost monarchical; we are entrusted with secrets that would be confided to no other person; we are the honorary members and guardians of every family we attend, and are always accorded a peculiar reception which no other calling or profession receives. Thus we can see that no calling under heaven is more noble than ours; others may have the same will to serve humanity, but they have not the varied opportunities of heart, hand, and brain, which we enjoy. Let us, therefore, ever bear in mind the greatness of our trusts and responsibilities, the almost divine mission of our ennobling profession. Let us strive to make every phase of our character and conduct as faultless as possible. Finally, as reward for our strivings, may we fill every bosom with kindness toward us and every mouth with praise, and be truly called, each one of us, a Good Physician. JUNIOR CLASS OFFICERS A. M. LYON, President R. C. MOSS, Secretary W. H. BEASLEY, Vice-President F. P. RILEY, Treasurer JUNIOR CLASS ROLL HIVELY, H. D. PIERSON, P. R. ALLEN, J. D. ALBRECHT, W. J. BASS, A. L. BLACKMAN, W. R. BELLAMY, J. W. BENSON, H. G. BRUCE, W. H. BANDY, F. C. BARD, C. B. BULLITT, L. L. BEASLEY, W. H. BOW, 8S. H. BUCKELY, E. P. CATHEY, A. D. COX, H. W. CLAGGETT, R. W. COX, W. M. COTTELL, J. R. CHAPMAN, C. P. COX, WALTER DOWNS, L. E. DODSON, J. C. DAVIS, R. H. DANIELS, D. C. DOWNIE, W. E. EDWARDS, W. K. EGGERS, H. 8. FARLEY, R. F. GOODMAN, C. 8S. GOODMAN, DeWITT. tARNER, T. M. GILLESPIE, R. J. GUERINOT, A. J. GAUPIN, C. E. HEWLITT, L. L. HAMMER, C. A. HOWARD, W. kK. HENRY, JOSEPH HEATHERMAN, K. J. HILL, J. O. HAYS, GEORGE HILL, D. L. INMAN, E. L. JONES, G. J. JENKINS, ELBERT JOHNSON, R. 8S. JOHNSON, R. E. JONES, C. H. JONES, C. B. JENKINS, J. E. KIRKWOOD, TOM LYON, A. M. LOTT akan. LEWIS, W. D. LUKE, J. J. MOSS, R. C. MATTOX, N. E. MARTIN, R. C. MOWRER, G. E. MARTIN, C. A. MAUPIN, C. C. MILLS, A. B. MOORE, C. E. McPHERSON, H. D. McLEISH, G. M. McKINNEY, S. L. McCRANN, W. J. NASH, W. H. NEEDHAM, W. Ss. NORTHCUTT, E. W. OUTLAND, J. A. PADEN, M. G. PRYOR, J. R. PORTER, H. A PECK, W. L. PEER, O. A. QUEEN, D. W. ROSE, C. C. RIDER, E. B. ROYAL, W. H. RILEY, F. P. RHEA, E. B. ROSENBERG, J. ROSENBERG, H RILEY, EDDIE RUNYAN, B. F. STARR, ELLIS STOREY, J. W. SIEVERS, FRED STANLEY, J. L. SMITH, J. A. SEALE, W. E. SAYLE, H. P. SNOWDON, R. Rk. SELLERS, E. T. SHELL, T. E. SCRIVNER, S. T. SMITH, S. C. TAYLOR, C. W. TODD, L. N. UNGERMAN, FRANK VIDT, I. C. WARMAN, A. P. WALKER, M. H. WHALEY, L. T. WHITE, W. B. SSV1IO HOINODL AHL E fm m 72 The Colonel JUNIOR CLASS HISTORY A. L. BASS HE Class of 1912 is distinctly a unique Class. It reminds me of what a boastful “old darkey down home often says: Dere’s no niggah like dis niggah!’’ The same may likewise be said of the present Junior Class, for there’s no Class like unto this Class. Nineteen twelve is what may be called an original Class, for it has hewn out its own course from the very beginning. About three weeks after it en- tered upon its Freshman year, a Class meeting was held; officers were elected, and the University colors—black and crimson—were chosen as Class colors. This is the original Freshman Class, formed under the consolidation of all the Louisville medical schools. Most of the boys were back at the opening of the Sophomore year. The few who had been defeated at the finals the previous term, and had been forced to haul down their colors, renewed the battle in the fall and again set up their standard. The progressive Sophomores aroused the indignation of the Freshmen by an untimely display of their numerals in the amphitheater. A ‘midnight rush” and a baseball game settled the question of rivalry between ‘12 and ‘13, in favor of ‘12. Although the Kentucky motto, ‘United we stand, divided we fall,” is the motto of the present Junior Class, not all its members are Kentuckians. While there are little factions and cliques that have their “ups and downs,” when attacked by an external foe, they immediately unite as one man against their opponent. There are “Seven Wonders of the World,” and there are seven wonders in the Junior Class. First comes Rush Farley, the overgrown infant of the George Washington type, with his explosive artillery. The second is Buckingham Wisconsin’ Lewis, who, with a single nickel and two bones, can surpass the Spanish-American War in point of noise. The third is Eggers, whose normal height is six feet, but in the presence of Dean Evans, it is magically reduced to six inches. “Baby ’’ George Hays, a peculiar variety of sensitive plant, is the fourth wonder. Although the plant is said to be twenty-odd years old, the boys insist that it is only six. Garner, the target of the Class and champion duelist, comes fifth. The sixth is the incomparable ‘ Cussin’ Wonder,” a distinct species of the genus homo. CGuerinot, the famous “Oriental Wonder,” is the last, but not the least, of the seven. Trusting the same good luck which has been ours in the past will attend us in the future, we respectfully submit this brief history to our readers. the Colonel DOWN WITH DISEASE! DANIEL M. BRICKEY Let’s work, O Men of Nineteen ’Leven, To give this world a glimpse of Heav’n! To end La Grippe, with all its pain, Let not our brains be racked in vain. Shall we permit Disease to reign And fill the earth with needless pain? The toxic hookworm stints the South; How kill this pest without a drouth? Accursed bacilli let us fight, That better ones may prove their might. Amebas often tissues wreck; Their wand’ring movements let us check. The dread Sarcoma, as you know, Is cureless yet—why leave it so? The Dengue fever bear in mind; An antitoxin help to find. For stricken countries let us strive, That epidemics may not thrive. And Cancer too, for which, ’tis true, The surgeon’s knife will never do. An endless list of ills, you see, Provides much work for you and me. The “T. B.” plague must have a thought— Let’s find the cure that’s long been sought. So strive, my classmates one and all, That Health may win, Disease may fall. THE SURGEON JAMES FARRAGE. In manse or hut He makes his cut, Steadily guides the scalpel bright, What trust we place In the placid face, In steady hands that surely steer! From far and wide They come to his side, And trust their lives without a fear. Cleaves skull to brain— With never a pain, He wields his blade from year to year. Through muscles and nerves— He never swerves Till morbid structures heave in sight. Quick the knife flies, Fixed are his eyes, Silent he sets the abnormal right. Through tissue and skin— A battle to win! For life or death in the darkened room ! The task is done— ; The victory’s won— The patient rescued from his doom! Then praise we will The surgeon’s skill, That saves us from the dreaded tomb ! 73 | SENIOR CLASS OFFICERS CHARLES F. CLAYTON, President IRVIN H. SONNE, Vice-President MELVIN V. WICKER, Secretary JAMES R. BOST, Treasurer A. P. HAUSS, Jr., Historian OSCAR O. MILLER, Poet WM. M. DICKERSON, Valedictorian REESE W. PATTERSON, Salutatorian COMMITTEES Committee on Program Committee on Class Pictures E. L. PIRKEY, Chairman D. C. BURKES, Chairman H. K. ENGLEMAN G. M. ROYSTER J. G. ROGERS J. B. HELM O. D. BROCK B. G. MARR A. LL; KINCHELOE Jj. BOOST Committee on General Committee on Caps and Arrangements Gowns J. K. McKENNA, Chairman P. J. HENNEY, Chairman Por. RITTER W. E. JONES PSP sROYCE Iek. BAILEY A. F. MAHONEY W. F. HAMILTON W. W. HEALD FE. L. DRAVO Committee on Invitations J. H. KELLEY, Chairman W. C. HAFFORD A. S. NEWELL The Colonel 75 CHARLES FIELDING CLAYTON Lubbock, Texas. President Senior Class. ‘‘He loved chivalrye, trouthe and honour, fredom and courtesye.’’ History tells us that ‘ Sir Charles,’’ the man with rubber heels on his voice, blew in from Lubbock, Texas, in ’09, having been called by the Faculty to make some needed improvements in the school, such as he had previously directed at Texas A, M. College 706 and ’07, and the Medical Department of Southwestern University in ’08. By the numerous Class meetings which he has called, he has made his efficiency known. = Irvin H. Sonne, Ph. G. Louisville, Ky. ‘That smile shall never wear off.’’ Barbarian; Vice- President of the Senior Class. Has a history that is most interesting in many ways—ask to hear it. Entered the drug business in 1904. Graduated from Louisville College of Pharmacy in 1907 and became a registered pharmacist. Has a career that reaches through some army life, that is also interesting. Go to the library and ask for the latest edition of Greene’s History of Kentucky. In the chapter entitled ‘‘ Honored Sires and Sons,’’ you will find the name of Sonne written on several pages. Read it and then come back and tell Sonne’s friends how great are some of our classmen. re = Metvin V. WICKER Lackey, Ky. Hails from Lackey, Ky. He was born somewhat earlier than Howard, but does not know nearly as much. Bar- barian—son of the mountainous wilds about Hindman, but éalmed into submission by some very daring woman who consented to be his wife. He left her at home, however. His record of four years as master in the district school | has created for him much of dignity. Altogether he looks and talks and walks like a man. On very close scrutiny we observe that his progress has been nothing short of wonderful. He is Secretary of our Class, and can write ‘“real well.’’ The Colonel Oscar OswaLp MILuEeR Perth, Western Australia. “Old Chappy”’ opened his eyes in Sydney, New South JAMES Rosert Bost, M. D. Newton, N. C. Haines’ First Assistant. New Jersey, Catawba Col- lege ’05—born several years previously. Noted for his discovery of Van Dykeism, fancy curlers, pointers, and individual whisker polisher. His partner is McCormack. He is also a Socialist. He will offer a prize to any one who has ever heard him say anything that is outside his Sunday-school book or Webster’s International Dic- ‘tionary. The boys call him ‘‘Chimney.’’ He has ex- pressed a desire to purchase four Annuals: his class spirit is exemplary. Wales, in 1885; looked out upon the world, and yelled in childish glee ‘‘Ow Ow!’ The fond parents dubbed him O. O., but the Englishman still insists upon “Ow Ow.” “Ow Ow,” a student of acknowledged ability, is a credit to Perth and to U.S. A. The unanimous choice for Class Poet, and the seatmate of Leavell and Conkling, he stands unique as Hauss’ successful candidate for the Poet Laure- ateship. Avcustus P. Hauss, Jr. New Albany, Ind. University School graduate; University of Chicago 05-06; Phi Gamma Delta; 3 Club (Freshman Honorary Society); Executive Staff member; Class Historian; Phi Chi; Phi Alpha Pi; President Board of Directors of Tur Coronet; Manager base-ball team ’09, and a whole lot of other things that we haven’t room to putin. Letter “EB” omitted among his initials to avoid discovery of his de- scent. His various features give undisputed evidence and confirmation of the Darwinian theory. Like his ancestors confinement goes against his nature, which accounts for the question so often asked by his classmates, ‘‘ Who is Hauss?’’ More about this species is to be found elsewhere. The Colonel 77 J. WADE CONKLING Felsmere, Fla. ‘¢ Tis you and Taylor are the chief } Who are to blame for this mischief.’’ —Robert Burns. Transylvania University ’03-’07; Gamma Delta Theta; Craftsman; Art Staff Tar Coroner ’09; Editor-in-Chief Tue Couonext ’11; Vice-President The Texas Club; Born in Texas, headquarters in Florida, educated in old Kentucky, the dignified ‘‘J. Wade’’ walked into the corridor of old U. of L. in the fall of ’07 and some one whispered, ‘‘Who’s the preacher?’’ Verily, what - truths are often told in jest! The parson preaches, but he also does other stunts and does them well. ParRLIN Hersert Acurr, Ph. G. Washburn, Tenn. Assistant Literary Editor of Tar CoLonreL; mem- ber I. O. O. F. Club; member Gamma Delta Theta fra- ternity; attended Carson and Newman College ’04-’05; Tennessee Medical ’07-’08; entered U. of L. 709. Is a hustler. Every one knows that he will win wherever he goes, for he comes from winning stock. The historian, in looking over his family tree, finds him on a twig that is not so far distant from Mother Eve, but further back than this there is no record. JosEPH W. TAYLOR Mt. Washington, Ky. ‘‘Pull many a gem of purest ray serene—’’ €Old Stogie’’; ‘‘P. Dick’’; ‘‘Grafter’’; ‘‘Gimmea- match.’’ Born at Taylorsville, Ky. The town was named for him. He left there at a time when the town was thriving. Since his departure everything has gone down, for he wasn’t their business manager. Berea College knocked off a few of the corners for him during two years of struggle. Now Business Manager of THE CoLoneEt; also business manager of a free lunch counter on Jefferson Street. ‘‘Had he been caught when he was young, he might have been tamed.’’ 78 Tbe Colonel talk! James A, RUTLEDGE Denison, Texas. Stork Class, 1889. Pi Mu; Phi Alpha Pi; Presi- dent of the Texas Club Varsity Baseball Team ’08-’09; Secretary Board of Directors of Tue CoLonen 711. Some call him ‘‘Jim,’’ others call him ‘‘Soda-water straw.’’ His close friends say ‘‘Mayor Head,’’ while to those of artistic temperament he suggests ‘‘Scissors.’’ Silent Jim is the pride of the Texas ‘‘long-horns.’’ He is a member of the Greenberg sleeping party and of the Anti-Smile Association. A Hoosier of ARTHUR WILLIAM CoRBETT Emporia, Kan. ‘ Art,’’ the product of a Kansas zephyr, Emporia, 1882. Gusts of wind blew him through Emporia High School in 704. He was dropped by a windstorm into the University of Kansas ’07. A Kansas hurricane hurled him on to L. H. M. C. in 708. ‘hot air’’ ever since. Some call him Jim Whallen, others call him Jim Corbett (there’s a reason in both). Phi Chi; editorial staff of Tur Coronet ’11, Electoral Delegate THE CoLoner ’11. ball Team ’09; Phi Alpha Pi. He goes back to Emporia in a eyclone. Then he will talk—ye gods! how he will Here he has furnished the city with Assistant Manager of U. of L. Base- FrRaNK H. Rirrer New Albany, Ind, 1887. New Albany High School 04; Indiana University ’05, ’06, ’07; L. H. M. G, ’08. Won Chemistry Medal ’08; Phi Chi; Phi Alpha Pi. ‘‘Dutchman’’ is our dignified Doctor and member of the firm of Nichol Ritter. His deeds and wonderful suce- cesses are too numerous to mention, and as he has threat- ened the historian’s life should he mention anything about his big nose, flat feet, and love for ‘‘limburger,’’ we may say no more. oe Py] The Colonel Carrer B. Buchanan Campbellsburg, Ky. Is the night owl of the Class because he looks better at night, or in other words, he has been flirting with the moon and the street lights. He occasionally graces the back row at a lecture. His fondness for nurses is al- most as great as that of others we need not mention. He has done some very fine work in school, for which we give him due eredit. Is thinking somewhat of taking up a specialty. EuGene F, Bearp Bradfordsyille, Ky. Nobody knows anything of Bradfordsville, Ky., but everybody knows this ‘‘medic.’’ His activities during college have been restricted to side-line skirmishing, but he has never been out of the fight. Transylvania had him first in ’99 to ’02, then he wandered into U. of L. and like a man, paid over his money to the Dean. His last James B. NELSON Rimersberg, Pa. The planets and constellations were taking a vaca- tion when J. B. shuffled into this terrestrial sphere. Upon their return they gladly welcomed him into their kingdom, and in this he stands high (6 feet 2 inches), as well as in our own U. of L. Has great athletic ambitions; was Athletic Editor of Tue CoLon er in 1909, Is a Phi Chi, and quite popular among the girls of Louisville as well as among the students of the University. payment has been made. So may it be with us all. cbe Colonel GeEORGE Martin Royster Corydon, Ky. “ Dr. Royster’’ is his favorite nickname. Don’t call him ‘‘Mart’’ or ‘‘Dock’’; he says it’s ‘‘common.’’ Born in a metropolis, reared among Kentucky’s best, and a marvelous sample of the haberdasher’s art, ‘‘Gentleman George’’ glided into Bethel College (wherever that is) in ’05, William Jewell College stood for him in ’06 and 07, and now U. of L. is beautified by his presence. He is a Phi Gamma Delta, a Phi Chi, and a ‘‘comer.’’ Even Eviis OWEN Austin, Minn. Is a rare specimen of the ‘‘genus homo’’ of the pre- historic age. It was found by one of the early settlers at Austin, Minnesota. After some years it was placed on exhibition in Austin High School, then removed to Louisville to be used by the University of Louisville. It is said that at the going out of the Class of ’11 it will be sent away for permanent station at some place or other, where no doubt many people will be caused to wonder more than ever. JoHN Aspury Day Flemingsburg, Ky. Assistant Society Editor of Tue Cotonen. Phi Chi, Sigma Alpha Epsilon. Pleasant even to the point of amusement. In fact, to look at him is very amusing. He is unquestionably the concentrated center of attraction to the fair sex, with many enemies among the men for that reason. He guarantees to win out in every case, especially when he has a rival. Unsuccessful contender against George Leavell for first honor. Does this mean that he will get second? A lover of moonlight nights and music—especially that which he makes himself. Tbe Colonel 81 W. C. Mays Beckley, W. Va. William Clifford Mays found his way into Beckley in the Nineteenth Century. If you do not know where Beckley is, take a large wall-map of West Virginia and a microscope. With an ordinary lens you will not find it, so we refer you to Mays for information. Belongs to the church his girl attends, and votes for the man who is nominated. There is no doubt of his being President some day, if elected. Isa Phi Chi and a good smoker. WituiaM FRANK ALLISON Paris, Ill. Is particular that his given names be kept secret. You may call him Wathen Frank or Weidner Forsee or any other appropriate combination—he answers to them all. Those who are known as ‘‘Barbarians’’ claim the genial Allison. The girls claim him. him. The Class of 1911 claims him. him, but we hope the ‘‘sucker’’ will go back to Paris, where he belongs. Won. F. Hamiiton Grinnell, Ta. Grinnell, Ia., 1883. Iowa State Normal; Northwestern University; U. of L. ’07; Captain of Track Team ’08, 709, 710, ’11; Phi Chi. ‘‘Red’s’’ athletic achievements are too numerous to mention, but he thanks Fate that he runs faster than he talks. His brains will take him where his words could not. Among his many records is one for having worn a dress suit more times than Congleton. Paris, Ill., claims We may all claim The Colonel Ross Dopson Spencer, W. Va. Born 1885; was a student at Marshall College, Hunt- ington, W. Va. ’04-’06; entered U. of L. ’07, and has come through the mill looking pretty much dilapidated. Truly he is rather demure, but what does that matter just so he is well considered by the ladies and highly thought of by his Class? He is careful about the company he keeps, and always holds to his seat, no matter who happens to be pausing for a rest in it. Noted for his George Washington mouth. Of him it is also said: “‘Lightning occurs just before it thunders.’’ BerNarp Graves Marr Brownsville, Tenn. Brownsville, Tenn., 1883. Union University, Jackson, Tenn. ’01-'03; L. H. M. ©. 708; Pi Mu; Phi Alpha Pi. A single-cylinder car, ball-bearing, multiple elutch, silent and flexible mechanism, toy-tonneau body, shock ab- sorbers. Up-keep, large. For further information ad- dress Marr Car, Brownsville, Tenn. Ilardinsburg, Ky., pride in coll ecting. ALLEN Linpsey KINCHELOE Hardinsburg, Ky. 1889. Hardinsburg High School 06; L. H. M. C. 708; Pi Mu. “ Kineh,’’ like all gems, is little, but ‘Oh! my.’? burner of the midnight oil and a jugg ‘Little Jeff the shrimp F enjoy the extensive medical library he has t After becoming famous as a ler of soda water, ’’ has retired from active life to aken so much Tbe Colonel 83 Gro. W. LEaveLi 1028 Second St., Louisville, Ky. Phi Chi; Sigma Chi; University of Mississippi; Jef- ferson Military College ’00, ’01. Winner of oratorical medal ’01; President Freshman Class L. H. M. ©. 708; Assistant Business Manager of Tur CoLonE.’10; ‘‘That’s him—Leavell the book man.’’ He has won a medal in oratory. Famous for his oration entitled ‘‘Ego.’’ Have you heard it? We know that he is a great business man, splendid humorist, and marvelous writer. All this he has assured us of. The ladies will speak for his good looks. CiARLES ELLISON JAMISON Cassville, N. J. Was brought into the United States by a tidal wave of peculiar circumstances, much against his will. His entrance into the U. of L. was an omen of good things to the Class, if not to the entire school; in fact, we should have one man less if he had left us. He is a Phi Chi, and a married man. His attendance on all lectures and clinics has been most exemplary. Baugh, Hafford, and Steinberg might well take notice. Noted for his sideburns of excellent quality. FLoyp K. Fouey South Carrollton, Ky. Phi Chi; general all-round man of 1911. Fits in any- where, either with Tuley or Haines. Famous as the roommate of Congleton. He has a gentle voice, and a kindly eye that wins. When the Class prophet is through with this young aspirant to medical honors, many pages will have been covered, for each of which there is a reason. His reticence is almost equal to Spivey’s. But that is a Class secret, and we have sworn to keep it. The Colonel Epear R. CLARK 2227 W. Jefferson, Louisville, Ky. The April showers of Tennessee encouraged the i 7 = i © ray aek ji R( 2 growth of this rare specimen, away back in the I. us ; ; } + 7 gos 6 tele : now beams upon us with many smiles, just as a ‘‘ladies man’? ‘‘auto’’ do. He’s a ‘‘heathenish barbarian,’’ but all he ever did that’s mean is forgotten, since we know him as the faithful doorkeeper of ‘‘Section B. As a member of this company he will ever be assured of success. ANDREW SuTTON NEWELL, Ph. G. Amboy, Ind. From soldier to surgeon; from man of worldwide activities to the daily restrictions and grind of lecture and clinic; from obscurity as a private to the affectionate embrace of the Class of 1911—such are the striking features of this aspiring and ambitious Hoosier. Is a Gamma Delta Theta. Was President of Junior Class, and an excellent president, too. When his gavel goes down our expectancy goes up, and in him we are not disap- pointed. Harry K. Encueman, Ph. G Georgetown, Ind. What manner of ‘‘Hoosier’’ this incessant note-taker is, no one has yet been able to say. All we know is that he doesn’t take them for the sake of burning them— rather the midnight oil burns, judging from his Freshman medal. He is a Gamma Delta Theta. In diagnosis he is unequaled, in prognosis, the most encouraging aspir- ant of our entire number. The Colonel Witi1iAm Boyp Hornspy Burning Springs, Ky. Gamma Delta Theta. Born at Burning Springs in 1886, and the place continues to be his home. Has a splendid record as scholar and soldier. As an Indian fighter he is among the bravest and best. As a fighter of disease already he has proved his efficiency, so you may search the news items for his accomplishments when the school sends him out. Charlie White-Moon won’t be a good compari- son. Hornsby tells us not to say all we know—and we won’t. Harry L. WALLACE Golden Pond, Ky. Craftsman, Gamma Delta Theta. Rather quiet, but means business. Has his jaw going constantly, but it isn’t always because he is trying to say something. He loves medicine better than teaching, so he is ready to meet the enemy—the State Board—with his armor all on and shined up. Look out for this Kentuckian. He will no doubt cause the saying to be uttered again, as a means of help to others, ‘‘Make things go like Old Harry.’’ Cari C, Howarp Summershade, Ky. ‘‘Dr, Howard,’’ of Metcalfe County—one of ‘‘them there three counties without airy one of them microscopes in it.’’ The doctor says good doctors are rare, hence it is the business of this famous disciple of the back row to delve into the profundities of medical learning, and turn to his own use the shining treasures which he brings forth. A side partner of Russell. If he is as successful in Metcalfe County as in class polities he will own ‘‘that there county’’ soon. Gamma Delta Theta. 8 Tbe Colonel Guivino ALvINo, Ph. G. Pittsburg, Pa. Born a long time ago—longer than he looks, and that’s enough. A great student of neurology—expects to specialize in this branch, During Thompson’s lectures he is heard to say ‘‘I couldn t do any better myself.’’ Noted for being first on the class roll, Is a student from the ground up. Intends taking ‘‘post’’ work in the land of his fathers. No doubt he will make things happen around Rome and Pompeii. “ At leading a strenuous life he’s a star. ’ FRANK P. Smita, B. S. Coffeeville, Miss. ‘«Smitty’’ was forced out of Oxford College by reason of graduation. Then he decided to lend his genius to medicine; so he carelessly stumbled into the University of Mississippi. Having spent two years there, he decided to launch his barge on safer waters and therefore sailed into the U. of L. Southern and gentle in speech; historian of Sophomore Class; K. of P.; Phi Chi; makes his popularity evident. Jas. C. Granam Greensburg, Ky. Greensburg was dumfounded in 1887 by the appearance ot this tall specimen of nature. Frequent street fights prompted him to join the U.S. A rmy in 1900, He is directly descended from the Seven Sleepers of Ephesus and later from the renowned Rip Van Winkle. Is dangerous when excited, though rarely excited. Likes to dream about the eternal rest in Heaven. Expects to be famous for snap diagnoses. Is a Gamma Delta Theta, ea: The Colonel Harry B. Pryor Bedford, Ky. ‘“‘Old Harry’’ is a Kentuckian by birth, a heavy- weight by nature, and an M. D. by force of courage and pure gray matter. Is a Gamma Delta Theta. Prior to the year 1875 he was not known, but since then has been noted for various feats, which space here does not permit us to mention. In the old records at Bedford, where he is at home during vacation, there is an entry to the effect of his having read Gray’s Anatomy through at the age of five. He has been looking it over occasionally since then. 87 Tuomas E. RoMINE Cirtsville, W. Va. Moza W. Horr Mayfield, Ky. Is the ‘‘man from Mayfield.’’? Blew in upon us in 07, and we have had a ‘‘hurt’’ ever since and can’t get rid of it. Some way we feel that if the Faculty will be merciful we may see the last of him in June. He has plenty of reserve force, but it is undoubtedly very latent at present. He declares that, should he begin his specialty of surgery immediately, he would not ‘‘hurt’’ anybody. But they all say that. So we have the grain of salt all ready. Tom enjoys the singular distinction of being the only professional ‘‘fox-hunter’’ in the University. His pleas- ures now consist in chasing quadrupeds, chewing tobacco, and dreaming of anatomy. His chief thought and con- solation for the future is that old West Virginia, from whence he hails, still retains her mountains and foxes, and bids him return to her borders. He is a Gamma Delta Theta, an ex-pedagogue, and a friend of all who know him. The Colonel Greorce W. MorGan Yerkes, Ky. When ‘‘Perry County’’ entered ‘‘medical,’’ it was an occasion of great rejoicing throughout all Louisville. Now don’t confuse this gentle and learned man with J. Pier- pont, also of fame. George W. is from that same town in which Campbell began to ‘‘star.’’ Is a reckless guesser, although he has attended the whole alphabet of schools, from Pine Knot College to the State University. Yet with all this we can understand him, and we’re glad to know that he is a member of our mem- orable Class. Minsurn NICKELL Blaine, Ky. Old Nick’’—Wathen’s assistant in surgery. Has been doing post-graduate work for a year and more. His early training was in the school of experience. Has had access to all such helpful things as ‘‘horse sense ’’ can supply. His address is as above. Write him oe- casionally. He’ll do you good, for he’s pure stuff. Sotomon B. Casesour Yeager, Ky. Here is the best offer that we have to make. Well bound in sheep, with beveled edges; indexed, well illus- trated, conducive to wisdom and justice; your library is not complete without him. For seven years the school children were led by his counsel. For four years we have had him for ready reference. He has been faithful in unselfish allegiance to Gamma Delta Theta. The price is going up every day, for such a Solomon was seen but once before. Tbe Colonel 89 J. LuTHER JONES Little Springs, Miss. ‘Old Mississippi.’? The heavyweight of our Class. His imposing presence, together with his fund of medi- cal knowledge, assures his success. Had he not become an M. D. he no doubt would have held down the Supreme Bench, for he has the physiognomy of the judge, the poise of an authority, and the avoirdupois of a Taft. Missis- sippi College saw his genial smile for two years. He was Secretary of his class in 1907 and Secretary and Treasurer in 1910. By reason of his aforementioned qualities we expect great things of our Jones from Little Springs, Miss. Roy WaAtTHEN CaRRUTH Tupelo, Miss. Arrived in Mississippi on a wave of baseball enthu- siasm, from which he has been freed only long enough to grasp the prize which is coming to every faithful ‘‘Medic.’’? His middle name indicates parental aspira- tions, and he has coincided most heartily. Attended the University of Mississippi in 08. Is a Phi Chi, and is noted for the genial smile which is as inseparable from his personality as the amiable beams of ‘‘Sunny Jim.’’ Frep J. JAMES Martinsville, Ill. Phi Chi. Born in Martinsville in 187—. Fred is very careful about his history. He stood by and looked over the shoulder of the historian as he wrote the following: « A noble son of a noble sire. A very hard student. Is always present at class when his eyes are not hurting him and he has to stay away,’’ and then he smiled and went away. My! isn’t that a good history! ‘‘None but himself can be his parallel.’’ 90 The Colonel H. Morris STRACHN Louisville, Ky. ‘Fairy’? was originated in his native town. He is descended from his early ancestors. He is not as tall as he would have been if he had grown a little more. Is lighter before dinner than after, and wears a collar about the size of his neck. He is the happy possessor of a Male High School diploma. ‘«Well, then, I now do plainly see This busy world and I shall ne’er agree.”’ FRED Sau RicHMOND New Richmond, W. Va. The human laughing machine, was patented in New Richmond, W. Va., some time during the last century. There is a kind of modification to this production which makes it possible for him to keep still when people should be on their dignity. He came in laughing in ’07, with the history that he had laughed and laughed instead of crying when he passed over the burning sands into Shrine- dom, Will continue to laugh in times of professional storms. It is contagious, ‘‘Rich’’’—keep it up, it’s good for us. Witiiam F. Porter, Ph. G. Wise, Va. Is a very wise young man from Wise, Virginia. He graduated from the Wise High School. He made a wise choice by becoming a member of an engineering corps. But he showed even greater wisdom by bestowing himself upon the medical profession. He is a Phi Chi and an all- round strapping good fellow. He is in many respects a great deal like Henry M. Flagler—popular, yet really not well known; but unlike him in that Flagler has money and will spend it—Porter has money and won't. The Colonel 91 Ceci. G. Harrop Austin, Ind. Born in the last century some time after the advent of John L. Sullivan and before the career of ‘‘Maud,’’ both of which have interested him in an avocational way. He will undertake anything. Will be operated on and smile while ’tis going on, or operate on himself and run to school to wait till it quits hurting. In fact, he has no feeling, except about meal time. Ile has orang and billy- goat qualities. In short, go to Harrod and you'll get all you’re looking for. W. Everett McWI.iuiAMs Woodstock, Ky. Is of Irish stock—noted stock-raisers and stock-traders of Woodstock, Kentucky. Gamma Delta Theta. After three years at Georgetown College he entered L. H. M. C. in ’OS. ‘ Mae,’’ a majestic, married male Magian, mingled ‘““muchly’’ with a malignant malady from Madeira. Ma- trieulated in medicine, then magically managed to manipu- late multitudinous meanderings, and to migrate to Pulaski County with a sheepskin. Eugene C. HartMan Brandenburg, Ky. } Nobody knows where his town is, but we always know where to find Hartman. His first year was spent on the upper rows. His second year was passed on the middle tier. His third year abounded in pats, knocks, slaps, hair-pullings, and in the feat of jumping from his seat in a paroxysm of smiles down to the front row. Now his | dignity as a Senior doesn ’t permit any one to touch him. In fact, he is almost out of reach, any way. Watch him awhile, then ask him, The Colonel Otis WILLIAMSON LITTLE Pennington, Ala. Is our animated telephone pole from Pennington, Ala. Is a Craftsman and a Phi Beta Pi. On account of his length, he leads a very high life at all times. Notwith- standing that he is so far up in the world, he seems to enjoy our company, and although he has been with us only a year he has fallen into line as a nice ‘‘little’’ fellow should. It is hard to keep step with him, however, because of his reach. Isn’t it fine to be a man! When we fall behind at all, we take an extra step and catch his pace. He is noted for his many kinds of teeth. Is quite a chum of Kincheloe’s. JoHN GARFIELD ROGERS Pittsburg, Penn., 9 Pointview St. E. E. | Craftsman—barbarian—gentleman, His strong right arm is his best friend. His grip is more influential than his word, although at times he seems to mean what he says and those who know him best stand at a respectful distance. Scotchy, broad-jawed, small-eyed. One who has lived off the best that boarding-house delicacies could offer. A being breathing thoughtful breath, A traveler between life and death; The reason firm, the temperate will, Endurance, foresight, strength and skill. Rosert WILLIAM MOo.uison, Ph. G. Wilkinsburg, Penn, Date of birth unknown. First recognized himself in Pennsylvania, where he received early training, He is one of the large number of students who came in because they realized the colleges that they had attended formerly were not up to our standard. So here he is. He loves old U. of L. When he goes out no doubt there will be many who will come here because of him. Charter member of Methodist Brotherhood, Oxford Chapter; formerly a member of the Red Cross Club; live member of Gamma Delta Theta. His favorite musical instrument is the Jim-bones. Often nicknamed Bobby Joy on account of his being a firm believer in the Happy- Heart Co. His ambition is to be a scientifie doctor. Tbe Colonel 93 Herpert T. Eviiorr. Forest, Va. “Old Dominion”’ has been kind to us in this contribu- tion. We trust the world will be kindtohim. Surrounded by the inspiring influences of Mt. Vernon and Monticello, together with his wise choice of a Kentuckian for a life- long assistant, why should we not expect to read the col- umns of the Richmond Times with oceans of pride for this promising physician? He kicks a great deal and smokes to his satisfaction. We feel confident he can pass as soon as his honeymoon is over. T. Liggerr Barvey. White Plains, Ky. Can’t be classed along with Little, Monty and Graham for length, but has the consolation of the noted small parcel. White Plains, Ky., has been made notable be cause of this representative. He has been active, as were all others in ‘‘Section B,’”’ where he served faithfully as assistant scribe. The Craftsmen are proud of him. So are the ‘‘Gamma Delta Theta’s.”’ So are we all. Frank ADOLPH BRYANT. Benson, Ill. On August 6, 1883, another ‘‘sucker’’ was caught from the stream that flows through Benson. It grew and became a man whose avoirdupois is not to be laughed at when you consider a scrap. After attending Penn Col- lege and Drake University, Frank got an M. D. bee in his bonnet. It has never ceased buzzing. So he now stands with his goal’s ambition within his grasp. He will now seek other worlds to conquer. Gamma Delta Theta. 94 The Colonel Dewitt Ciinton Burkes, JR. Belton, Tex. ‘Old Sleepy-eyes’’—‘‘Clint.’’ From the Plains. A member of the Texas Club. Graduated. from Belton Academy 706. Attended University of Texas ’07-’08. Entered U. of L. in ’08. Despite his many deficiencies, the class has a deal of confidence in ‘‘Clint,’’ and so have the ladies. He is a front-row man, who never goes to sleep. He is noted for his political influence in the recent class campaign, in which the Texas contingent was constantly (with slight margin) at the front. Never- theless he’s O. K. WENDELL P. BauGcu Elkton, Tenn, Born in Elkton (Giles County), 1889. Graduated Elkton H. S. ’03; Morgan Prep. ’07; entered U. of L.. ’07. Pi Mu; Phi Alpha Pi. W. P., the pride of his papa and that dilatation in the county road, known to the Baugh family as Elkto n. W. P. stands for the truthful and brainy Wendell Phillips. Funny how opposites attract, and how wisdom and folly meet and mingle! Joun Harrison Keuuey, Ph. G. Clarendon, Texas. Born 1882. Grew from long dresses to pantaloons very naturally and manfully. Entered Clarendon College in ’02 and remained for two years. In the Medical Depart- ment of Southwestern University he studied two years. Entered U. of L. in ’09. Class representative to annual Faculty banquet ’09. Graduate of Kentucky School of Pharmacy. Member of the Texas Club. His return to Texas will no doubt take place as soon as the final ceremoni es are over and the Class of 1911 has separated. We wish him all success. The Colonel 95 SAMUEL GERHARD Philadelphia, Penn. Is a Pennsylvania boy from Tacony, Philadelphia. After graduating from Brown Preparatory School in 703, he entered Temple University and worked faithfully for three years. One day he sat reading an ‘‘ad’’ of the University of Louisville. Names of men of note from our college and on our Faculty attracted his attention. He thought of the other splendid features. He came to a conclusion most wise, and he is here gathering great stores of fruit from the tree of knowledge. May he, with the rest of us, continue in the search of the treasures of our profession. He’s a Phi Chi, too, J. RicHarp DRAKE Bowling Green, Ky. Lighted upon us after leaving the flock which returned from its wintering farther south. He is not a mallard, nor any other well-defined species of his kind. He has dived into the intellectual pond of Ogden College, and for three years plumed his wings in Vanderbilt, for his flight to the University of Louisville. With several others, he has shown his wisdom in the choice of a place to graduate. Look in his faee—what a l adies’ man! ANTHONY F, pEGRAFFENRIED, B. S. Russellville, Ky. Anthony is one of our Count-de-la-a-pooh’s. Formerly he was manager for an ice company, and later—desiring something more staple—we heard he became manager for the Kentucky Pressed Stone Brick Co. Just what effect these various occupations will have on his medical career we are unable to say. Tbe Colonel Wiuuiam E, McCormack Louisville, Ky. Pi Mu. Lately a Benedict. Noted cartoonist. Comes before the Class quite often with Milbee and Farrage specials. His home is in Louisville. His street number is not necessary, as everybody knows him. Dr. Zimmerman has an office with him now, and we pre- dict for Dr. Z. a great uplift in his practice. ‘‘Mac’’ is a member of the Vandyke Club, and its most devoted contributor. Bost is secretary. Cann is treasurer. Harry B. JaBtow Louisville, Ky. ‘‘Jabby’’ is making a special study of the drama— from the standpoint of being usher to the nurses. If he does not take to the boards, at least he will take to boarding, which is far worse. He foresees for himself a professorship in one of the large colleges, either in psychology or whitewashing. GREEN W. CampBen Yerkes, Ky. His place of birth is well known, but the date has been forgotten, and is therefore unpublished. Present-day citizens will find him hale, hearty, and trustworthy. He prefers practicing medicine to teaching school and sawing logs—hence his degree. Is noted for his eagle eye, large note-book, and careful jotting of things as they happen in the operating room. Gamma Delta Theta. Is a Craftsman, and adjutant of ‘‘Section B.’’ Tbe Colonel 97 James Henry PricHerr Louisville, Ky. ‘ A little upright, pert, tart tripping wight, And still his precious self his dear delight. Who loves his own smart shadow in the streets Better than e’er the fairest she he meets.’’ (Burns. ) An eighteen-eighty-eighter of the Nineteenth Century; has now grown far into the Twentieth Century, with many gray heads far behind him. Graduated at Vanderbilt Training School ’07. Pi Mu; U. of L. Baseball Team ’07. He’s our Jimmy, always on the front row. DonaLtp Keyes CLARK Indianapolis, Ind, Is an Indianapolis man, a member of the Sydenham Medical Society, and is twenty-three years old. Belongs to the Phi Rho Sigmas, and has a middle name that has borne heavily upon his mind for at least four years, but now the strain is over. If he were not an M. D., he would no doubt be a judge. His seat number is 36, and this is next to Bost’s. How aptly are the mighty seated! Clark is an obstetrician by choice, a surgeon by fate, and a wise man by popular vote. Mryor Marrirr Poweuu Gillsburg, Miss. Straight and rigid in stature, he hails from the Sunny South. Fate decreed that he should leave the store, and become a healer of human ills; in the pursuit of this knowledge he is seldom found idle. His blushing face and constant ‘‘grin’’ are pathognomonic of his innocence. He is so considerate (or conservative) as to have remained free from all combines and frater- nities. 98 Tbe Colonel Percy E. Kyi.o Goodhue, Minn. Being red-headed, he preferred Red Wing High School, from which he ‘‘quituated’’ in 1907. Wrote dry jokes for newspapers, and read post-cards in the Post-office for two years. Was made night marshal of Goodhue, because he wouldn’t stay at home at night. Is a Gamma Delta Theta, and expects to earn his living by the sweat of his brain. Joun C. Kytto Red Wing, Minn. Kyllo made his debut into existence one rainy day in ’89—. Though born so far away, he is a true son of the University. Is directly descended from Adam, and there- fore human. Often wonders whether to wear a beard or not. On Sundays he is a Seventh-Day Baptist; on week days he is a Republican. Is a Gamma Delta Theta, and first champion in ‘‘B’? class of Aurora Ski Club. AvotpH L. Kyiio, Ph. G. Red Wing, Minn, Adolph was a former member of the Red Wing High School, and here, it is thought, he developed his broad, genial smile and his pretty little blush, which have been found to be almost irresistible. Later he graduated from the University of Valparaiso, Ind., and then fol- lowed counter-jumping in a drug store until he decided to attend U. of L. The Colonel 99 Louis C. Futton Pittsburg, Pa., 7200 Butler St. Phi Rho Sigma. Passed three years at W. U. P., then served an interneship of one year in Braddock Hospital, Pittsburg, Pa. In the fall of 710 came to take his degree in U. of L. Seems to have a natural ability for absorbing knowledge of medicine. He has a look and a speech of wisdom. My! but we are proud of him! As we near Commencement time our pride increases inversely to the time left for us to observe the goodness of this ‘‘Smoky City’’ student. This history must of necessity wait until other chapters are written. Then we know this introduc- tion will be fitting indeed. OruAND L. Cook Beebe, Ohio Marion Normal College, 1900; then Ohio University, 701; graduated from Bellevue Hospital, New York, ’04. Entered U. of L. ’07. Historian of the Junior Class, Member Gamma Delta Theta fraternity. Is a Buckeye by birth, a doctor by trade, an authority on the ladies by nature. By choice he became a U. of L. man. He is a student of considerable note, and usually smokes a cigar. He is one of the few who, having been weighed in the medical balance and found not wanting, will carry a diploma and a ‘‘Colonel’’ away with him. Joun Parrick DuGGaNn Pittsburg, Pa., 207 Sherman St. Sigma Theta Epsilon. After three years in the Medical Department of the University of Pittsburg, Jack came to U. of L. He likes it, too. He says everything is ail to the good—? ? Jack says he is going to be a Mormon missionary when he graduates, but we think he would make a good politician, judging from the ‘‘German poli- tician’’ speeches he makes. Magnetism oozes from his very ‘‘sole,’’ and to the ladies he is irresistible—of dig- nified mien, coupled with plenty of audacity. He hails from the Smoky City, but is strong for the Louisville girls and is always right there by the skirts. The Colonel CHARLES B, CANN Beattyville, Ky. Comes from the region around Beattyville, where such men as he are very rare. His like has never been known since the days of Solomon. He was Treasurer of the Junior Class, much against our wishes. It was proved later that our suspicions were well founded(?). The news- papers were full of the daring robbery of our Class Treasury. Nobody knows better than we ourselves how we missed those thousands after one year of labor and hardship. His four years’ service at Miller’s restaurant as Manager was a great success, but this charge, which the world will always remember, will go down in history. Tlow easy our Class was ‘‘Canned’’! Cuas. E. Prerce Ozark, Mo. Graduated from Ozark High School in 1899; was a former interne in Frisco Hospital, Springfield, Mo., for two years, He isan F. A. M., a W. O. W., and ‘‘non- frat.’’ He believes in clean polities, and foresees for him- self a professorship in one of the larger colleges. JAMES Farrage, F. R, No ee he Gas, Johnstown, N. D, ‘‘Sunny Jim,’’ model at McCormack’s studio. He’s an Englishman—‘‘ By Jove, he is.’? His good looks and earnest application took him through the academie course at Royal Kipies, Durham, England. Attended Durham University 1895-99, History tells us that, like ‘Mutt and Jeff,’’ he went to war, and lo and behold! he returns from South Africa with medals all over his breast. ‘‘Sir James’? can tell you more about it. (ees Po ee MoorMan Owen ROBERTSON Glendeane, Ky. Gamma Delta Theta. For four anxious years the friends and relatives of this youth have looked forward to the making of the physician of physicians. He him- self has been rather expectant. For four anxious years he has been familiar with creaking bench and shiny clothes, has slept at certain times and smiled at others. He is noted for his accent and his own cut of collar. Arcy Osco MILLER Adolphus, Ky. Adolphus, Ky., claims this young ambitious ‘‘medic.’’ He is full of futures. It is highly probable he will be a | member of the human family for several years to come, for the Class has tried in many ways to get rid of him. | He always observes the trap and avoids it. Has the | happy faculty of taking life easy and is doing his best | to resign from the Morpheus Club. It is understood he has a life membership. Is a Gamma Delta Theta. Epwarp A. MorGaNn Fairmont, W. Va. If you will follow instructions you will find the history of this man’s family. Don’t go to him—he won’t tell you. Take a C. O. train on Monday mor ning for Washington, D. C. When you get there, look about you till you get your bearings, turn to your right and go forward. When you have come to the end of that street look for the Patent Office. Ask for the models of the funniest things in the world, and among them—the funniest of the funny—you will find Morgan. 102 The Colonel Howarp M. FRANscIScO Newark, New Jersey Phi Chi; entered U. of L. in ’07. We are very sorry that the personal history of this esteemed member of our Class was lost and can not be found. We are pre- pared to say it was a goodly history. It was full of favorable mention and praise. He is of that class of students that have plenty of time for other things besides medicine, showing extraordinary mental activity. ‘‘Now he will be able to devote himself to large and definite duties. ’” Grorce Howarp Spivey Vicksburg, Miss. Is a plump, proud person of a good age, appearing from Mississippi. Some way they let him into L. H. M. C. in ’08, and he has been with us ever since. Pi Mu; Craftsman. One after another of the noted historians have left the history of this great life for another to write. The time has arrived for the books to be closed, and still this individual is almost unmentioned. We can only introduce him. What an M. D. he will make! Rurus FrRanKuin QUEENER La Follette, Tenn, Loomed on the horizon of life just in time to make him twenty-eight years old now. By special request the date of his birth is not mentioned. He is a friend to every man in the class, and has never been known to miss a question. If given the right kind of cases, he will never miss a diagnosis, when mankind is blessed with his practice, Always on hand, especially when Dr. Quinby has a good clinic, Primps often in his room and poses on the street. The girls all watch him. Tbe Colonel A. Pore Hunt, Ph. G. Fullerton, Ky. ‘ Our Solomon.’’ Gamma Delta. Kentucky School of Pharmacy ’08. He entered the Freshman Class much against his will, for he felt that he must matriculate as a Junior, anyway. But, just like any other Freshman, he showed that there was yet room for improvement, and he improved as the days went by. Now he is a candidate for graduation, and on receivin g his diploma will no doubt become illustrious as one of the assistants of Our Hendon, The entire class looks into those soft eyes and wonders what, manner of brain lies back of them. J. E. Hatrretp Williamson, W. Va. ‘ Blondy’’ is one of the most winning little creatures we possess—that is, when he is asleep. He is often seen in class, baleony seats preferred; has the reputation of never playing anything worse than checkers, and is well liked by his friends, as his features sometimes remind them of sauerkraut. { Theta. Cuarutes W. UMBARGER Richmond, W. Va. Is President of th e ‘‘Charles’’ Club, and the only Umbarger that has ever attempted so much in four short years. He is working on an able production on surgery, to be published immediately after graduation. It will deal mostly with the science of the corkscrew. He expects to return to his native heath in West Virginia, and make more glory for old U. of L. Is a Pi Mu and has black hair. Is much admired by the ladies. We are glad he is a Gamma Delta 104 The Colonel Gurpon Buck Evergreen, La. Slow in growth and maturity, hence truly from Ever- green. His ancestry runs back to very early times. He is a Quaker, and moves according to necessity. At home he plays the missionary. Here he plays ‘‘hookey.’’ Learned his manners in Louisiana State University. Learned his medicine in our own U. of L. Slow to de- cision and action, hence a ‘‘non-frat.’’ FRANK D. Royce Webberville, Mich. In Williamston High School four years; in Central State University one year; has taught school six years; has taken unto himself a wife. He is a Mason, a K. P., and belongs to the B. P. O. E. He is President of the Craftsman Club and a member of the Gamma Delta Theta. ARWIN HENDERSON Gabe, Ky, Slender in stature, courtly in manner. This young student of science entered life’s service in 88. Drifted into Bowling Green State Normal and had to remain one year. Passed successful examinations and taught school four years over the river; joined the M. W. A.; thence he came straight into U. of L. and was taken in the nursery of the Gamma Delta Theta. The Colonel 105 JosepH O. CAVENDER Mayfield, Ky. Came before the people of his town in 1884. Is a well-kept, jovial, quiet school-teacher of unknown ability. © To him have come again and again the words ‘‘Art is | long, and time is fleeting.’? Yet he seems patient, and © endures boarding-house fare with the complacency of a good philosopher. On account of his studying so far into the night, he often becomes weary upon the bench and joins the Morpheus Club. He has many admirers and fellow clubmen, especially when Dr. Cecil begins on the Primary Anemias. Artruur R, Meap Pekin, Ind. Permit us to introduce the greatest Hoosier of them all. He is another heavyweight. His principal occupation dur- ing school was memorizing Woods’ ‘‘Materia Medica.’’ All Indiana loves him. His return will be heralded in Pekin. Has a very soft, pleasing voice, so we feel sure his career as a medical man, especially among the ladies, is assured. Gamma Delta. When we have looked at him, we have done a great deal, for there is much to see. Oscar D. Brock London, Ky. Gamma Delta Theta. Claims to have been born in 1882 (?). Before coming to U. of L., he attended Sue- bennette Memorial College at London for two years. Here in our city he has won for himself a reputation of noble bearing, sober mien, and logical thinking. He cares nothing for the ladies, and is never seen in their presence (what a loss to the fair sex!). He cares nothing for jokes, and seldom laughs (what a loss to the spirit of Mark Twain!). Altogether he is well liked, especially by the Dean, for he paid his tuition in advance. 106 Tbe Colonel Patrick Josep TENNEY Carnegie, Pa. Attended University of Pittsburg ’05-’07; entered U. of L. ’09. Noted for his quietness, though he has a voice of exceeding greatness. Is member of the Glee Club, now of tombstone fame. Member of the Class quartette, which promises something more than the Glee Club. Is also noted as Clayton’s roommate, but fortu- nately has never been stung by the political bees. ‘ And someone called it genius, But others tapped their heads.’’ Wiceur C. Harrorp Carrollton, Ky. Made a landing at Carrollton on the day of his birth, and has been navigating for many years. His peculiar tastes made him give up autoing as a pastime, and enter the Class of ’11. Strange to say, he is well thought of and has only a few classmates who will forget him. Isa Pi Mu, and Photograph Editor of Tur CoLoneu. Attends school somewhat more regularly than Steinberg and Hauss. Wituiam C. Barnarp, A. B. Corpus Christi, Tex. Has stepped over the border to lend dignity to ‘‘double one.’’ The Lone Star State is awaiting his return to Corpus Christi with great expectancy. Took his A. B, at Texas Christian University 07; Tulane ’07-’10, Gamma Delta Theta; is a member of the Texas Club, of course. Does not care for the girls. Is a bookworm. Is delighted when any one brings up the subject of ‘ Bloody-nosed Pete,’’ ‘Jesse James,’? ete. The Colonel 107 Sotomon A. STEINBERG Louisville, Ky., 1619 Second St. Did all his studying during three years at Chicago University, and made a solemn vow that he would never attend school again. Some of his friends went to him, and told him how much he and Hauss were needed to help the college along, so he consented to let his name go on the roll, if they would not insist on his attending lectures. After consultation with the Dean, the matter was ar- ranged, and so, according to contract, we see him only once in a while. Everett L. PirKEY Sedalia, Mo. One lonely night in 1886, ‘‘Fatty’’ drew his first check upon a useful life, and since then he has been actively identified with insurance, and G.-U. clinics. He works while others sleep, and sleeps while lectures run, He is a Phi Chi, a fat man, and a friend of Dr. Bloom. Marion E. PirKey Sedalia, Mo. Marion is gentle and unassuming in manner, studious in habits, and free from skepticism. He rambled through the buildings of St. Joseph High School, and made his escape in 1902; was recaptured and imprisoned in the University of Missouri for three years. He then fell a victim to the study of medicine, and entered our portals. He is a Phi Chi, and a friend of the girls. 108 The Colonel Irvine A. WHITLATCH Henryville, Ind. Mounted this terrestrial rostrum in ’81. Believes in personal privileges and a square deal. In the whirlpool of chance, he was shipwrecked at Valparaiso University, where he was induced to pass the winter. When the ice thawed again, he set sail for U. of L., in 1907. Was blocked in Indiana University in the second act of the medical drama, and is now our honored guest. He is respected by all, and we bespeak for him a great success. A. FREED MAHONEY Carrabelle, Fla. It is not strange that from the land of flowers, with its fountain of perpetual youth, there should come forth this receptacle of Free Honey. The B’s all know him. There’s Bertha and Beatrice and Betsy, and several more that are learning every day to catch this young ‘‘medic,”’ as he goes back to Carrabelle to astonish the Floridians with his skill. Pi Mu. Quintin M. Brown Perry, Mo. To look at him no one would ever think he was born in 1887, There is a look of wisdom about him contrary to fact. In his meditations, while his molars deal gently with a sweet morsel of ‘‘long green,’’ one can imagine his building castles in the air, much as the ‘Turk?’ of our school days with his first consignment of glass- ware, Then suddenly he is aroused to the fact that a doetor has been lecturing for nearly an hour, and he must ask his seatmate, ‘‘What was he lecturing about?’’ The Colonel 109 Maucoutm B. JERNBERG Sumner, Miss, When Jernberg put in his appearance at Sumner in ’87, the chimes in church began to play ‘‘The Wild Man from Borneo has Just Come to Town.’’ He is of r oyal lineage, tracing his ancestry back to the King of the Cannibal Islands. He has acquired many traits of a civilized person, and is learning ‘‘quiz’’ hours splendidly. He is a ‘‘non-frat,’’ and comes to us from our younger sister, Miss Vanderbilt. J. K. McKenna Austin, Minn. ‘ Mac’’ bumped up against Austin in 1888, What a great change four short years in college have made in him! Innocent and green, he entered K. 8. M. in ’07, ‘a youth to fortune and to fame unknown’’—until he drew the Professor’s picture and then became famous as an artist. Has mastered medicine, but no girl’s heart. Politics and business, he is reserving for a later day. Is a map-drawer, electrician, K. of C., and ‘‘non-frat.’’ WILLIAM CLEVELAND MyYeErs Paris, Ill. He ‘‘toils not, neither does he spin,’’? but Solomon in all his learning knew not as much about medicine as he. Is from Paris, remember. Is white, old ‘‘enuf’’ to vote, and ‘‘then some.’’ Is a Phi Chi. ‘‘Buck’’ has fooled some people into taking him in among the Best People on Earth. We have our doubts about his having much company. He must be awfully lonesome. ‘‘Nuf said’’ for him. 110 The Colonel 1 Wititim Epear Jones, Ph. G. Plumerville, Ark. Born about the same time that Herman Castile was announced, Had High School days in his home town, some college days in Conway, Ark., some more college days at Ouachita College, Arkadelphia, Ark.; other col- lege days began in ’07 at Memphis Hospital College. Was Vice-President of the Sophomore Class. Yet other college days were spent in South Sewanee, Tenn., and finally his crowning efforts are with the famous Class of 1911. EE HERMAN CASTILE Crossett, Ark. ‘‘Sunny Jim,’’ general joker—from Arkansas. Dis- claims authorship of ‘‘The Slow Train,’’ ‘‘The Mule,’’ and others. Is not the inventor of Castile soap, but uses a great deal of it. Born in the town of Crossett in 1888; grew to manhood without any serious accident. The Clary Training School struggled with him for two years, then he came to Louisville, aspiring to the great profes- sion. The Pi Mu’s have shrouded him, and the class has watched after him carefully during his four years of ups and downs through the mill. That’s all. + W. Curtiss Matnews, A. B. Scottsburg, Ind. Born in 1886—died in infancy. Has existed in an extra-corporeal state since he left Seottsburg to go to college because he loved to study so well. He learned the first two letters of the alphabet in DePauw University in ’08. He became a Sigma Nu in DePauw University, also a Phi Beta Pi, University of Indiana. In ’09 he entered U. of L.; Captain of the Baseball Team 7410 Athletic Editor of Taz Cotonen. Knows all the latest songs—and sings them. Noted for his excellent ton- sorial arrangement. Is equally as proficient as Prichett. This means a great deal, for both are such busy men. The Colonel 111 Harry CocKERILLE BLAIR Harrisville, W. Va. Here we are—now listen! From West Virginia—West Virginia University ’06; K. 8. M. ’07. Phi Chi. In his note-book are entries which tell of his performing ab- dominal operations at the age of six. Was head of the surgical staff of Morgantown Hospital for seven years— ending in his fourteenth year. Is very modest and con- servative in his personal remarks. He has invented all the instruments he uses. Jas demonstrated before DaCosta, the Mayos, Wathen and others his method of injecting common sense without pain. Cuarues P. Coocie, Ph. G. South Park, Ky. We have taken for granted that this man is old enough to vote. If he isn’t the Dean won’t say anything about it, for Coogle is a Kentuckian with pretty high blood- pressure, and the Dean knows it. In spite of the fact that he is no heavyweight his ability to vanish through a crowd at a high rate of velocity has been observed more than onee. It may be it’s because he’s a Gamma Delta Theta. BENJAMIN JOSEPH NEARY Johnstown, Pa. This beloved, quiet, and unassuming Irishman made his infantile debut at St. Vincent’s College and later was an active member of the Michigan State Baseball League for four years; after this professional career he deter- mined to study medicine. He entered Medico-Chirurgical College. They were not much displeased with him, so they let him stay for three long years. At last they con- cluded they did not wish him among their alumni, so they turned him loose. U. of L. took him in and has made a man as well as an M. D. out of him. Neary’s ambition is not to be ‘‘a doctor,’ but ‘the doctor.”’ The Colonel Wituim Muss DicKERSON Radnor, Ohio Has a conglomerate history which tells us of steam- boats, railroads, and schools. Nevertheless he has had time to sample a few of our colleges and spend a year in each of some of them. His principal work has been in University of West Virginia and in Denison University. Out of the varied attempts at collegiate work he has come before the University of Louisville for better or for worse. He carried the honors of valedictorian with gravity and due consideration for his opponents in the con- test. He is also in love. WaLrer W. Heaup Cutler, Ohio. The Buckeyes did a very poor piece of business in sending us this specimen. He has found much to qualify him for the doings of 1911, however. He is a great lover of the nine-to-eleven hour on Tuesday; likewise the Monday and Thursday hours from 3 to 5. No doubt he will choose them as his fortunate days for office work amid the tread of anxious feet awaiting their turn to see this coming M. D. Larra ARTHUR CRANDALL Louisville, Ky. “Chief Carney.’’ Here’s Jerry. Dates as far back as 1889, with a history that runs through Vanderbilt Training School and L. H. M. C. Noted as Secretary of U. of L. Baseball Team. Is also noted as the right-hand man of the Whallen Bros. in our Class politics. Plays Jerry’s tips to win—‘‘For She Was a Minister’s Daughter.’’ He is one of the younger set in Class, but hobnobs frequently with his elders. He has a kodak. Hence a few of our Annual’s best snaps. Art assistant for THE Coronet. the Colonel Marvin CAPPELL Evergreen, La. Halt, gentle reader, and gaze upon a master of Fate. Behold a distinguished physician who has stormed the wall of precedence and has attained knowledge in spite of having been born in Evergreen, Louisiana. ‘‘What’s in a name?’’ ‘‘Cap’’ says, ‘‘Don’t call me ‘Cap,’ call me ‘Marvin.’ ’’ Sure, we all have to get our cre dits some way. He is a Gamma Delta Theta and was a page at the Royal Court of Bacteriology during the reign of Leon I. him. Amos M. Davis Davisville, Ky. Craftsman, Gamma Delta Theta. Began talking of medicine at the age of two. Inventor of ‘‘ Antibaldness,’’ ‘Seven Sisters’ Dandruff Cure,’’ ‘‘The Davis Vacuum Cup,’’ and various other successful remedies for baldness. A prominent niche is being prepared for him in the Hall of Fame. Author of that touchingly tender quatrain: ‘¢Tell me not in mournful numbers Life is but a baldhead dream; For the hair is dead that slumbers, And scalps are not what they seem.’’ Epwarp G. BRANDENBURGER Takes notes in German, Italian, Choctaw, and Hebrew. Has a fondness for pathology and pediatrics. speaks, but when he does it is to the end that he may understand and be understood. accomplished. Brandenburger sprang into fame during his Freshman year because of an ingenious sartorial in- vention, to the merits of which his friends Mead, Camp- bell, and others can testify. This purpose is always yamma Delta Theta claims The Colonel JAMES CALVIN CARPER Gassaway, W. Va. Ifas hair the same color as Farrage’s; is from West Virginia, and a member of Gamma Delta. Traces his descent directly from Esau. Has visited all the small towns around Gassaway and is thinking of locating, so that every one may reap the benefits of his fund of medical knowledge. Is noted for his compilation of Dr. Weidner’s lectures, which he has now ready for sale, or will raffle, according to your desire to purchase. ARTHUR ANDERSON Arlington, Kansas Is a windy chap from the ‘‘Jayhawker State,’’ full of frizzly hair. Is noted for his ability to ‘‘butt in’? more times in one hour than any other man of his size. His life is like that of the snowflake—formed of unseen hands and destined to an unknown shore. He is noted for his maidenlike blush. Is fond of apples, peanuts, and candy. Ilis success is assured, for he is not afraid of anything. Epwarp Francis Kin Indianapolis, Ind, Took the ‘‘Entered Apprentice’? degree of Hoosier- ism in 1887. He is little, ’tis true, but he has big ways, especially when in the company of girls. Learned Flirta- tion in Manual High School, Indianapolis. Outgrew the Medical Department of Purdue University in one year, and thus we are fortunate in claiming this little ‘‘bud of -joy.’’ He is a ‘‘non-frat’’ and a big eater. Tbe Colonel A. J. MULLIGAN Plains, Pa, Plain because of his birthplace. He, too, is descended from Adam. Poor Adam!—you have many queer speci- mens to be responsible for. He thinks he is a Republican, because he once holloed for Taft. ‘‘Mulley’’ has a most winning way with the ladies. His broad, genial smile and pretty little blush are irresistible. Unfortunately, they do not work so well on the professors. He has no more idea of what he is going to do when he leaves school, than he had when he canie to college. 115 Perer G. Kerri Manchester, Ky. Keith startled the world by his advent into Man- chester, one rainy Sunday in 1880. Because of his cold nature, he was sent to Burning Springs, where he took treatment in the High School for one year. He is a farmer by preference, but, yielding to duty, he is soon to become a healer of ills. He is a Gamma Delta Theta, and a whole-souled Communionist. Frep N. WILLIAMS Mt. Vernon, Ind, Fred opened his eyes in Mt. Vernon in 1877, He is descended from Christopher Columbus, the great seeker and finder. We see in him a strange, irreconcilable combination of architect and student. Everything mortal has its failings; we refer to the fact, that Freddie has failed to see the fallacy of prohibition fanaticism, and is still in its clutches. Is a Gamma Delta Theta, I. O. O. F., M. W. A., and President of the ‘‘Butt-In’’ Society. che Colonel SypDNEY JOHNSON DANIELS Marshes, W. Va. Born at a time when one great epoch was just closing and another beginning, and that is not such a long time ago as one might think. When a small boy, he manifested great interest in the practice of medicine, by helping to hold his baby brother while he was being given a dose of paregoric. Daniels plans many things for his profession, among which is an annual visit for everybody to Ponce de Leon Springs, so all may stay as young as he. Mark E. Caupwetu, Ph. G. Wills, W. Va. Was said to have come down a mountain near Wills, W. Va., on March 25, 1888. There were no seismic dis- turbances, and the ‘‘son’’ has been shining ever since. His activities have been almost exclusively as teacher and student. After leaving the University of West Virginia, he entered K. 8. M., and has been a person of integrity throughout his entire course. Gamma Delta Theta. J. C. Harrison Tazewell, Va. Here is a ‘‘sample copy.’’? He was born on the rough- est day in ’83, His ancestry is unknown. He says little and looks wise. He does not do this to conceal his ignorance, He is undecided as to whether he will be a Goo-Goo or a Mugwump in politics, Expects to eat, drink, and sleep for a living. Is a member of Gamma Delta Theta and I. O, O, F. The Colonel Hyuan H. Woopson Eddyville, Ky. Was a newcomer in Eddyville away back yonder. He grew up on the old plantation just as any other boy will grow up. When but a tender youth of eighteen he aspired to the healing profession, and chose old U. of L. as his place of study. It is not true, as some reports have it, that he paid his four years’ tuition in advance because he thought he would spend it foolishly if he didn’t pay the Dean. After the boys knew him he became a Gamma Delta Theta. Like Brock, he cares nothing for the girls. Cuas. GREENBURG St. Joseph, Mo. Among the select few who have come from afar to give flavor to our citizenship is this good ‘‘Medic.’’ Brought up in the wilds of Africa, he has led us to believe that Hottentots must not be such bad folks after all. He was educated in the government schools of Capetown, Cape Colony. His professional career will no doubt be illus- trious, for he now lives in Missouri and is a Gamma Delta Theta. CLARENCE W. ANDERSON Red Wing, Minn. Is famous among the Elevenites for having been oper- ated on by the Mayos. His keenness for things surgical is very perceptible, he having received the full benefit of this one practical demonstration. Although he saw not nor felt, while he was being carved, he has intuition al- most womanlike, and he keeps the secret deep beneath the scar. Is noted also as a Red Wing citizen. His Gamma Delta Theta relations have been most pleasant. 118 The Colonel Emory L. Dravo Jeffersontown, Ky. ‘ Sunshine,’’ a red-headed, freckled-faced lad, began in 1888, somewhere between Hike’s Point and Jefferson- town, to shed his light upon the world. He. received his preliminary education at the Louisville Training School. Was a member of Alpha Phi Sigma fraternity. Graduated in ’07 with scholarship to Kentucky Wesleyan College, which he entered in ’07. Was chosen captain of Co, A. He entered L. H. M. C. in ’08, at the tender age of nineteen. What a rocky path on which to thrust one so young and innocent! In ‘09 and 710, as a member of the Track Team, he won silver medals in both the obstacle race and pole vault. He is a member of Pi Mu and Phi Alpha Pi fraternities, and by his Taft-like smile has won many friends. Evererr M. Lewis Springfield, Mo. A graduate of Springfield Normal School and Business College, and formerly was a student in Hospital College of Medicine, Memphis, Tenn. He is a great believer in short cuts, and is in the habit of continually wearing a mouth-gag; has been christened “ Razor,’’ for he is a very sharp boy. most arduous course. shingle goes out. JESSE BUNDREN HeEum, Ph. G. White Pine, Took the name of Helm in 1885; Seminary 02; post-graduate Hospital Medical College, ’07-’08, Manager Baseball Team 710. of Uncle Sam’s mail service at Memphis, Tenn., since 1904, in which position he has had much pompadour. A few hairs remain graduate Edward’s Entered U. of L. 709. Has been the very helm loss of his to tell the story of a the Colonel 119 Joun R. ScHACKLETTE Ekron, Ky. Is a Kentuckian by birth, but he now lives in the State of Matrimony. He is said to have been a wholesale fruit dealer, but he is now busy retailing plums to his classmates, for which we are most appreciative. He is a member of Gamma Delta Theta; is starring as prin- cipal front-row guesser, having the record of hitting the spot nine times out of twenty. There are several reasons why nothing more should be said about this class-mem- ber. (Not that there is not plenty to be said, but because everything that is written must have some proof.) 7 Peter E. Moras Streator, Ill. Pete slipped into Streator years azo; the date of his birth is lost in the mazes of the past. His ancestors came over in the ark. His greatest trial in life is the necessity of eating. He has won high distinction and honors on the Track Team of U. of L., having in his possession a medal for a fast dash during his college career. Religion, girls, and politics, he is reserving for future days. Jolly, benevolent, and respected by all. Virgin ANDERSON Hart, Ph. G. Owensboro, Ky. ‘ A creature never bold; Of spirit so still and quiet, that his motion Blushed at itself.’’ At Owensboro College for three years and a half. Entered L. H. M. C. in ’08. Captain Baseball Team ’08. How much there is of honest sober dreams about this youth! In the curl of smoke from his pipe, he sees all forms and shapes of the good and noble. Noted as the man of the hour. Famous as the nominator of Clayton in the Senior Class convention of last November. Also famous as the youngest man of the Class of 1911. 120 Tbe Colonel CuHartes W. LENuaRT, Georgetown, Ill. Here is the paradox of the class. HERBERT C. WEDDLE Somerset, Ky. Born in 1887, Is still living. Attended Kentucky State College. Was a teacher of great fame for five years. When he entered U. of L. in 1908 there was an eclipse of the sun; a very dark night followed, with much lightning, thunder, rain, and wind. The following day was dark, with occasional showers. Much smoke hung about the city for many days—so much, in fact, that the street lamps burned well up into the day. The cause for such an expense to the city was not definitely located until a few days ago. The Dean has been requested to graduate him and get rid of him. Ph. G. Large, yet small; aristocratic, yet plain; bright, yet no sand paper has ever been used. Famous for his class demonstrations, assisted by Russell and Dr. Van Zandt, of which special mention has been made elsewhere. Shall ever be known as Cap- tain of ‘‘Section B.’’ Is fond of dancing and talking to nurses. Is a Gamma Delta Theta. before him. Much of his life is behind him. His future is yet Warrick BarNerr Fulsomville, Ind. Here’s old ‘‘Epicac.’? A Hoosier. A Gamma Delta Theta. The joke of ‘‘Section B.’’ Discovered the bacillus of cupiditis; carried the infection to an unsuspecting nurse, and both passed into the state of immunity. Among other noted findings of this deep student is a serum which on being injected into short men makes them tall, into old men makes them young, into straight-haired people makes them curly-headed. The possibilities of this M. D. are inconceivable. The Colonel J. F. Sourn, D. O., Ph. G. Bowling Green, Ky. Graduate of Green River College, 1870. Graduate of Southern School of Osteopathy, ’01. Graduate of the Still College of Osteopathy, ’06. Graduate of Kentucky School of Pharmacy. Now he completes the course in the University of Louisville. To sum up: Thrice a D. O., which equals 3 (D. O.), Ph. G., and M. D. There is yet time for graduation from Tulane, Leland Stanford Jr., and Harvard. Then we believe he may begin the practice of medicine. President of the Morpheus Club. Davin R. Borkin London, Ky. Carries a pistol, corkscrew, and loaded dice. Why he doesn’t use them, nobody knows. He claims to be a Kentuckian from the town of London. His history tells of two years in the University of Kentucky. Finally he wandered into L. M. C. in ’07. Through pity, the Gamma Delta Thetas took him in, and the Craftsmen are trying to hold up a reputation for him till he is a full-fledged prac- titioner. Russevt O. Minser, Ph. G. Charleston, W. Va. Milbee is a ‘front row’’ man. He hails from Charles- ton, W. Va., and is of the most sturdy stock of ‘‘ye ancient dayes.’’ Graduated from Marshall College 702. Entered U. of L. ’07; Gamma Delta Theta. Among those who have suffered persecution, he is preéminently the most persecuted. He has grown patient with much suffering, however, and it has sweetened his life in our college. ‘“‘His eyes were with his heart, and that was far away.’’ 122 The Colonel CHARLES LEONARD AMICK Indiana Moore Hill College, Valparaiso University ‘06. ‘ Amick’’ is a Hoosier, and therefore a writer. The general public seeing ‘‘Charles Leonard’’ shuffle down the street in a gait that resembles a canter, can hardly realize that he is the author of ‘‘Amick’s Parliamentary Law,’’ ‘“Amick’s Class Elections,’’ and many other spasms. Ile smokes Bull Durham and is a tourist of note. ‘ And I would that my tongue could utter The thoughts that arise in me.’’ W. Cooke LESTER Webb, Miss. Jolly and smoking, he’s always on top. A firm believer in clean polities and woman suffrage. He believes relig- iously in Fairbank’s ‘Gold Dust Washing Powder.’’ Has grown fat on Mississippi molasses and corn dodgers. Was blown from Tulane into the U. of L., and was sharp | enough to stay out of fraternities. Rees—E W. Parrerson Cumberland Gap, Tenn, Up till 1883 there was no Cumberland Gap. But when ‘ Patsy’’ was introduced to the universe the great labor of his first day was to grasp his father’s cane and strike the Cumberlands at their highest point, and the Gap was formed. ‘‘Pat’’ is a graduate of Lincoln Memorial Univer- sity 05; Gamma Delta Theta; Salutatorian of our Class. Loves poetry, music, and the ladies. His broad brow por- trays the splendid Gibraltar of thought. Noted prevari- cator, and stingy. The Colonel 123 ALBERT CuRTIS Bonp Pikeville, Ky. - Hails from the hamlet of Big Sandy. Tradition has it that he was found wandering around in a coal mine. The miners brought him to the light, and found he had been away from it so long that he was blind. He was brought to Louisville immediately. Dr. Ray operated on him, and his sight was restored. So impressed was he with the skill of the physician that he determined to study the art himself. In 1907 he began his task in Louisville, and is now almost ready to bestow his learn- ing on others who are ‘‘blind and can not see.’’ PearRL BRECKENRIDGE COOMBS Hindman, Ky. 1886. Fresh from the mountains with his cork- screw, gun, and keen wit, he has come to take back the consent of the school and State Board to his practie- ing medicine. It has been a matter of discussion as to whether he is oyster pearl, mother of pearl, or pearl- handled. ‘¢He was a scholar, and a ripe and good one; Exceeding wise, fair spoken, and persuading. ” Harpin M. HENRICKSON Magnet, Ind. Vice-President of the Junior Class and a general all- round ‘‘Medic.’’ He can tell you a good many things, especially on the morning after a heavy night’s study. His knowledge of anatomy is not exceeded by any of his own age. Possibly in a few years, when our worthy President shall have withdrawn from the ranks as Pro- fessor in this branch, our Henrickson may be chosen in his place. What a prophecy! But who ever suspects for a moment The Colonel J. GorDON BENTLEY, Ph. G. Poors Knob, N. C. Is a Tar Heel, renowned for his oratory. Served three years in the Medical Department of the U. 8. Army; mem- ber Gamma Delta Theta. If Darwin were only living now and could see him he would take courage and write another book on the Missing Link. Notwithstanding this distinction, he has had an ambition to be a physician, and we prophesy something more for him than a career at the Zoo treating the wounds of Major Gorilla and Captain Baboon. DanreL M. Brickry Ashland, Ky. Is one of the advanced men of Kentucky, especially adapted to work in Dr. Thompson’s class, where he assists in demonstrating. He is a Gamma Delta and the poet of the day. His history goes much further back than his days in the University of Louisville—but none of us remember those early times, so we must of necessity omit the account of them. He has often posed for the Wears corduroy and a mustache. Jacos A. WELLS Boons Camp, Ky. Our beloved little friend Jacob claims he was in Sandy Valley Cemetery for one year, and that he was allowed to leave in order to graduate from the Eastern Kentucky Normal School. He entered U. of L. in 1908 and became a member of the Gamma Delta Theta fra- ternity, in order once more to let people know he was a live member. the Colonel 125 JNo. M. JoHNSON Bernice, La. Long, long ago, in the little hamlet of Bernice, there was born a child. Some called him Jno. but others dis- pensed with a proper name altogether. As the child grew older, he dreamed of manhood and a college career. The latter part of his dream has been realized to the extent that he is still in college. Some day we hope he may realize the first part of his dream, But what matters it to him? If he can not realize one dream, he doesn’t mind dreaming another. Is a ‘‘non-frat,’’? and loyal to the South. JosepH H. Frrqguson Cottageville, W. Va. Is a Gamma Delta Theta. Tall, serene—a student of all students. During his long career as teacher he was called on to attend stone bruises, stumped toes, and black eyes so often that he decided to quit the strenuous life of the schoolroom and take to the healing art. He is a well-bound product of the four years’ medical course, and he will be a _ success. Jesse L. Russetu, Ph. G. Russellville, Ky. A royal rustler, a farmer, a Craftsman. He is a mem- ber of Gamma Delta Theta. No doubt he will make his way in the world, with a birch rod if in no other way. As a politician he was O. K. until 1911, when, like Napoleon, he met his Waterloo. Then it was he paid an election bet to Corbett. 126 Tbe Colonel AbDOLPH BURCHELMANN San Antonio, Tex From Tulane. Little, but oh, my! Made a brave attempt at raising a mustache; would have succeeded if he had used some of White-Moon’s remedies. An authority on the track—both ‘‘ponies’’ and ‘‘trots’’; often gets there before some of us slow road-horses have started. As he comes from Tulane, we are fully satisfied that his mental reservoir is well filled with medical knowledge. BrapLey B. MonTrGoMERY Cartersville, Ky. “ Monty’’ was born in the same county in which Dr. MeMurtry, Senator Bradley, and Carrie Nation had their start. He is therefore a Bluegrass boy of no small proportions. Was a Central University (Danville, Ky.) man from 04 to 07. Entered old U. of L. in fall of ’07. Phi Chi, and one of the advanced guard of ‘‘Section B.’’ Cartersville will no doubt be proud some day of this well-bound volume of medical lore. GEoRGE C. ConGLETON Terre Haute, Ind. Terre Haute, Indiana, had a cyclone in the early ’80s. This was followed by an aurora borealis. The aurora changed into a simple halo, and beneath the halo was Our George. U,. of L. greeted him in ’07. Electoral ‘Delegate of the Annual in ’11. Pi Mu. ‘Let George do it!’’ George is like his neighbor, George Ade—both are Hoosiers. George A. writes books—George C. keeps them. Both are Prohibitionists. Geo. A. never wears a dress suit; Geo. C. sleeps in ’em—ask George. � ) The Colonel 127 Jarvis Russet TERRY Cedar Grove, N. C. A Tarheel of 1880. everybody’s business. JOHN ZEOK Braddock, Pa. Is a Pennsylvanian and a descendant of one of the oldest and best-known families of early times. His home is at Braddock. He is a Gamma Delta Theta and faithful in all his ways. When he returns to his native heath his friends will welcome him as a prodigy in medicine. He intends opening an office at home and one in Philadelphia, using a biplane in making his calls. He will then really be what he has longed to be—‘‘a doctor on the fly.’’ Trinity Park School University Nashville ’07, ’08; U. of L. ’08; Phi Chi; ‘ Terry,’’ ‘‘Bonehead,’’ and ‘‘Sleepy’’ are some of the tags attached to this whirlwind from Cedar Grove. He is a gentleman and a student, and as an actor he has no equal. ‘‘Russell’’ is his stage name and his interpre- tation of ‘‘The Snail’? has made him famous. His marvelous executive ability enables him to attend to 04; Joun T. Powers Morgan, Pa. John was formerly a star in a_ baseball team at St. Vincent’s College, and later en- tered the University of Pittsburg in the pur- suit of the study of medicine. Here he be- came a member of the one and only real live organization that ever entered the realms of the U. of P.—the Red Cross Club. During his stay here he has increased the number of his friends by his generosity and all-round good-fellowship to those who have made his acquaintance, Post-Graduates P. J. Jones, M. D. Oneida, Ky. C. M. Taytor, M. D. Bethany, Ill. Cuas. F. Bonn, M. D. Pikeville, Ky. Cuas. W. Stouzer, M. D. New Albany, Ind. Gro. Hinuey, M. D. Argo, Ky. Jno. D. CARPENTER, M. D. Louisville, Ky. A. E. Popuam, M. D. Louisville, Ky. Gro. W. BusHone, M. D. Tompkinsville, Ky. W. W. Lesuie, M. D. Lockport, Ky. R. L. Coutins, M. D. Hyden, Ky. T. M. Morgan, M. D. Eldorado, Ark. L. R. Harwess, M. D. Arnoldsburg, W. Va. W. H. D. Lexar, M. D. Cowan, Tenn. Lester Logan, M. D. Barbourville, Ky. C. L. SHerman, M. D. Millwood, Ky. B. J. Boum, M. D. Jamestown, Ky. CLASS POLITICIANS SENIOR SNAPS CLASS MASCOT. SENIOR CLASS HISTORY AUGUSTUS P. HAUSS, Jr., Historian == C. F. CLAYTON, Pres. I. H. SONNE, V.-Pres. M. V. WICKER, Sec’y. J. R. BOST, Treas. AS TOLD BY AN AD WRITER A. P. HAUSS, Jr., Adv. Mgr. O. O. MILLER, Foreign Rep. UNDERTAKERS AID ASSOCIATION Successors to SENIOR CLASS 1911 RESULTS GUARANTEED Branch Offices after July Ist IN 41 DIFFERENT STATES RUSSELL HOWARD Cranberry Merchants Politics Managed and Microscopes Delivered to Clubs Organized Interior Counties Prescriptions a Specialty Choice Knowledge at all Hours PRICHE DTT DRAVO WE CAN AMUSE THE CHILDREN PROF. C. G. HARROD WILD ANIMAL TRAINER AND VETERINARY SURGEON Mules a Specialty Cable Address “‘Circum”’ Training Quarters “The Mary Anderson” DR. HARRY BLAIR PH. G., B. B., 0. 0., D. D., LL. D.; B. S. Ex-Governor of W. Virginia Specialist on HOT AIRITIS——HOSPITALIS APPOINTMENTITIS GEO. W. LEAVELL The Book Man Agent Amick Lottery Co. General Store BOOKS and FERTILIZERS Cann @ Castile Classy Waitresses and Razor-back Hog Jowl served with all Meals Breathitt County and Arkansas Dishes a Specialty Established 1907 PATRONAGE SOLICITED Main Offices LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY The Farrage World Tours:. Under the personal supervision of the Queen’s Man, James Farrage ROF. FARRAGE’S Lectures and Narratives are so realistic that you not only feel as if you had seen these wonderful places, but you are almost made to believe that he has really been there. @ Tour includes England, Scot- land, Canada, South Africa, and the “Bad Lands” of America. EXTRA—Season 1911—EXTRA A TRIP TO BOHEMIA DR. RITTER’S SANITARY BAKERY HOME OF “NICK BOSLER BREAD” and ‘ DUTCHMAN’S DOUGHNUTS” Charles Fielding Clayton Announces himself as Candidate for JUSTICE OF THE PEACE Subject to the Action of the Socialistic Primary Successors Miller’s Restaurant J. RUFUS HAUSS, Pres. BLACKIE DAW TAYLOR, Mgr. HAUSS @ TAYLOR Successors to J. RUFUS WALLINGFORD CO. Bankers and Promoters Get Rich Schemes a Specialty Publications Financed Rabbit and Stogie Market Controlled Syndicates Promoted Baseball Franchises Bought and Sold ONLY GILT-EDGED VENTURES HANDLED _ Cable Address ‘‘Graftitis’’ | New Albany Branches ( Taylorsville x { S. W. Cor. Main Offices; ath and Walnut The Francisco Laboratory Let me make a scientific diagnosis for you :: 3: : DR. H. M. FRANCISCO, Proprietor For Sale! Janaury 1.1956 Portraits of World-Famous Practi- tioners and Surgeons. Reproduced from the marvelous collection of DR. JERRY CRANDELL POLITICAL Room 52 HEADQUARTERS The U. of L. Buckingham and Tammany Hall “ 62 First Success Later ’ FOR RENT AFTER JUNE Ist Address ‘‘ THE WHALLEN BROS. ”’ Che Allison Orchestra PROF. BONNY ALLISON ———__ CONDUCTOR = Headquarters: Zane and Garvin Place WRESTLING MATCH KID DAY «The White Man’s Hope”’ Vs. KID BARLEYCORN GEO. M. ROYSTER AGENT STANDIFORD STUDIO FRANKENSTEIN PRESSING CLUB Also Street Model ‘“‘Hager $9.99” The COOGLE SANITARIUM Liquor Habit Cured in three days Satisfaction Guaranteed EMPORIA HOT AIR FURNACES BEST BY TEST JAMES WHALLEN CORBETT ——— SOLE OWNER = THE A M PH Tieate .: Low-Brow Vaudeville :. Col. Tom Evans, Mgr. Two Shows Daily —9 a.m. and 3 p.m. PROGRAM Michael Angelo McCormack Cartoonist “Bosco” Schacklette The Man-Eating Student Sunshine Dravo The Child Soubrette The Hugelmeyer Stock Company In ‘‘TEN KNIGHTS IN A BAR-ROOM”’ CAST Bar Maid Louise Hugelmeyer Free Lunch Dispenser . ‘‘Shrimp’’ Kincheloe Knights Beard, Mulligan, Farrage, McKenna, the Kyllos, Meyers, Buchanan and “Fat’’ Dirkey. Scene—Around Lunch Counter. 5. The Lumber-Yard Quartette Direct from the Valedictory Opera House Henney, Helm, Downs, Mauphin Motion Pictures (We have the only Hunnicutiscope in the city. All rights reserved.) EX TRA—Dainty “Margaret” Clark—EX TRA In Her Own Tragedy “THE DOCTOR”’ (Don’t fail to see the famous disrobing scene) WANTED—By two wonderful Baseball Players, jobs in a Bush League. Rutledge Mathews. TO EXCHANGE —Three 1911 Colonels and a Poodle Dog for Linen or Go-cart. Address University Hospital. BERS las) keshwyan Sse Lew ges pa ey Joseph Wade Conkling’s LATEST BOOK “The Rernul” A Medico-Legal-Literary Masterpiece The Season’s Best Seller THE TAYLOR-MORTON PRESS The Dickerson School of Oratory Platform Orators and After-Dinner Speakers taught in ten lessons Some of our Successful Graduates J. R. Terry Cc. L. Amick Wm. J. Bryan Geo. W. Leavell Reese Patterson W. E. McWilliams V. A. Harl P. H. Acuff Base Ball To-Day Pittsburg vs. New York BATTERIES Nelson and Morris Caruth and Jones COKER MUSEUM Marvelous Freaks The only Underweared Patterson in Captivity Rutledge the Great Stone Face Salome McKenna the Tobacco-Eating Kid Mummy of King Burkes A Genuine Man-Eating Blair WANTED-—I will give $10 Reward for Perpetual Sleep. Dr. South. 132 the Colonel ‘ SNAP SHOTS” Gro. W. LEAVELL, MIssissiPry ORD BACON said, ‘‘As statues and pictures are dumb histories, so histories are speaking pictures.’’ Would that ‘my lips had been stung by the Attic bees with such intensity and power” that I could eloquently frame, with brilliant metaphor and vivid description, a “speaking picture”’ of 1911—the garnered embodiment of qualities and personalities we like to admire. ; If we could understand and interpret—actually see—the present, we would trace, in its laminated and stratified structure, the written and unwritten history of the past, variegated with the golden elements and rosy hues of the future’s promise. As I sit at my window, thinking of the common and predominant traits of my Class as a Class, I can see, as distinctly as can be, its Compose leisurely walking down the far-famed, nature-endowed Chestnut Street on his daily journey to the Temple of Knowledge. His bearing is one of dignity and importance, sustained energy and conscious thought, of gentle breeding and manly ambition, of freshness and vigor, as if just released from restraint; all indicating the gentleman, now fast adapting himself to modern conditions, but not yet forget- ting those traits that have made the word ‘‘Southern”’ almost synonymous with chivalric. The Composite’s head is naturally and modestly erect, showing personal pride and no fear of position; the shoulders are held up with a touch of strength and asign of bravery; the step is firm and deliberate, showing decision and contentment; well born, and bred to true manhood, he shows none of the greedy, feverish haste indicated by the snappy step of the uncultured. His face is moulded—yea, chiseled—into lines of strength and softest curves of kindness. His eye is beaming with humor and sparkling with intelligence, and yet moves with the complacent kindness of medical learning; his gaze is steady and penetrating, with now and then a flash, indicating habitual study and luminous insight, backed by quick wit and love for excelling. But wait, my Composite meets a lady; he lifts his hat, smiles and bows with knightly courtesy—a son of a Cavalier; ‘‘ Dieu et les dames,’’ his motto. You say my fancy is too extravagant, my strokes are those of a partisan pen? Let us see. Here is what I saw and remembered when I fashioned my Composite. The door to the surgical amphitheater is open. In walks the venerable, respected, learned, almost revered, gray-haired professor of abdominal surgery; his head and body are erect, his step elastic; his conservatism is in evidence; in his face is plainly written the history of a life of thought- ful study of human and divine creation, with an eye single to uplifting, through cure of dis- ease, the Anglo-Saxon race. Seated in their respective places in the room I see, with attentive faces and bodies in easy position, the Class of Nineteen and Eleven: Botkin, a man of good common sense, who has the student’s eye, a friend of benevo- lence and charity. Bost, of old North Carolina stock, an inhabitant of the piney woods, a student of Hippocrates by chance and not by choice; he likes the ladies and the ‘‘Jail.’’ Amick, the dauntless Class criterion, authority on parliamentary procedure, always on hand at Class meetings and dice games. Brown, a fair-faced flower of Missouri beauty, lucky in having a room at the Chesterfield—an honor few of our Class attain. Clayton, a politician by birth and adoption, hence President of the Class; he hails from the Lone Star State, but his voice possesses none of the features of a ‘‘ Texas norther.”” Conkling, the preacher, claims Florida as home, but is a Kentuckian by choice; four years at Transylvania University; has had experience in getting out college annuals; editor-in-chief of Tae Cotonet, 1911. Daniels, our own dear ‘‘ Daddy Daniels,’’ has much faith in years, but little in himself at examination time; takes a Christmas vacation occasionally. Farrage, the reformed, once a dude and a dandy, now parts his hair on the side; optimistic as to personal charms; two years in medical college in England; many years in Canada and America. Dickerson, the hand- some, an orator of pretensions; speaks phrases to fit any theme; ‘The Schoolmaster” his The Colonel 133 favorite historic character; vehement and vociferous; a friend of the dear country people and the ladies; our Class valedictorian. Hamilton, ‘‘Red,” a talker by nature, but a better runner; an athlete of international fame; Olympic Game contestant in 1908; World’s Record Short Distance Sprinter; winner of numerous prizes and medals. McCormack, one of the original ‘‘Three Twins,’’ blue-eyed, sings tenor, much in demand for light opera; a hard digger and a scientific cutter and loader. Carruth, comes of a family of doctors; baseball crank; one year [at medical department of University of Mississippi, but not proud of it. Castile, the humorist, cares more for love than grades; Arkansas traveler. Russell, the popular leader, a student favorite; an intellectual wonder; wants to be an army surgeon. Whitlatch, the memory marvel, knows the words of the book and the index; studies all the time and strong for honors. Royster, the Class model, has a suit for every day in the week; looks wise and talks much; acts as though married. Blair, owner of imaginary gold mines in West Virginia; the Class sport; authority on gastro-intestinal diseases; services much in demand as assistant in surgical operations. Hunt Pope, the Solomon of the Class, writes papers for medical societies; has much learning and may yet startle the profession. Taylor, P. Dick, never seen without his stogie; success as sales agent for post cards; strong advocate for ‘‘ Brewer’s Studio’’; business manager of THE CoLoNneEL, 1911. Hauss, favorite in New Albany society; cuts classes without hurting his conscience; famous manager of baseball teams; leader in Class politics. Patterson, the Tennessee statesman, makes good speeches but does not always win; has had several years’ experience at the bar; Sunday- school class president; studies hard, sure to succeed. McWilliams, the Kentucky merchant, hails from the mountains; owner of large department store; a speaker of ability, but barred from contest on account of previous attainments. Greenburg, the ‘‘ White African,” has done service for English government; born in Boston, raised in Cape Town, Africa, lives in St. Joseph, Missouri—‘“‘ will have to show me.’’ Milbee, famous as ladder performer, missed his calling, should have been a fireman; would have made a good painter; shows attachment for white duck coats; asks many questions that can not be answered. Harrod, our vaude- ville artist, famous bare-back mule rider; Class giant; Nihilist of Anesthesia; presents himself for operation when all others fail; snores sonorously during lectures; says he comes out of Indiana. Is it a wonder that my. Class Composite is so admirable? The Class of Nineteen Eleven seems to be distinguished from others by the variety of its members, and by the col- lege spirit and leadership always shown. The Professors do not hesitate to say that it is the most studious and earnest class they have ever had. We shall get out the best ‘“‘Annual”’ in the history of the University; may have a Class banquet, and shall wear caps and gowns on Commencement Day. But my space is filled—the theme is too large. Did you ever hear of a Class member who did not think—and state—that his Class was the best the University ever had? TOAST TO THE CLASS OF 1911 Cc. C. HOWARD My comrades, full soon will the signal be given In village or city as Fate may decree, Our places in rank to fill; Let’s never be found in the rear; So here’s to the Class of Nineteen Eleven— But earnestly, faithfully, striving to free The boys with the nerve and the will. Mankind from the ills that appear. By arduous toil we have won our degrees, SUCCESS then to each in the battle of Life! We’ve studied for many a year; A long and a brilliant career! Equipped for the combat with wasting disease, A comfortable home, an affectionate wife, Let’s FORWARD without any fear. And all that may bring you good cheer! 134 The Colonel ea a, THE UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL As with all first-class medical colleges, a modern hospital adjoins the School. The building was designed the better to utilize the extensive clinical material, and to give the students practical training in all the latest and best methods of modern medicine and surgery. The private rooms and wards have every comfort and con- venience that architectural skill can devise. natural gas, and fireplaces. The building is heated by steam, On the first floor are drug room, waiting rooms for one hundred patients, twelve clinical laboratory rooms, dark rooms for eye work, photographic room, X-ray laboratory, etc. On the second floor are wards, attendants’ rooms, bath and toilet rooms, and anesthetizing and recovery rooms, fitted with every necessary appliance: also a clinical operating amphitheater with seating capacity for four hundred students. The hospital and dispensary are constantly filled with patients whose condi- tions illustrate all the diseases studied in the different departments of medicine. as well as every variety of general and special surgery. Hospital physicians are in constant attendance, and patients are nursed by the women educated in the Hospital Training School under the direction of Miss Owen, the Superintendent. TO OUR NURSES OSCAR O. MILLER. I Dear lovely maids, of you we sing, And of your glowing virtues sweet; Accept the tribute that we bring And humbly lay down at your feet. I] There is a bond of sympathy Which other ties can ne'er displace: Oh, may that bond still stronger be, To hold us in its firm embrace. Ill Light-treading feet, a tender touch, And eyes that with sweet pity glow: Your sympathetic hearts are such, We can not help but love you so. IV Your voices are attuned to song, And have a music of their own: We would with rapture listen long To notes with such a silvery tone. V Our joys are few and all too short— Like perfume-laden winds they pass: Time with our pleasures makes sad sport, But serves to bind our friendships fast. VI Farewell, fond maids! tho’ absent, yet Some cherished memories abide: For you we never can forget, Tho’ tossed on life’s uncertain tide. LES GARDES DE L’HOPITAL Of whom each heart “is a real Hotel Dieu, with beds for all the afflicted, with sweet words, like Sisters of Charity, to minister to them.” MISS LAURA B. OWEN, Superintendent. MISS MARY ELLEN VAN ARSDELL, Head Surgical Nurse. MISS BERTHA BARTLE, MISS SARAH BIRCH, MISS HATTIE SHERLEY, || MISS PEARL ARBUCKLE, MISS MARY PLUM SCOGGIN, | | MISS WILDA MARQUETTE, MISS DAISY SPALDING, | MISS LEOTA BURCH, MISS ELIZABETH HAPTONSTAL, MISS NETTIE BURCH. THE PASSING OF A STUDENT OSCAR OSWALD MILLER How swift life’s sands run at this hour That finds me in the dreaded power Of death, frustrator of our schemes, Destroyer of our fondest dreams, Blaster of mothers’ hopes and pride, Polluter of life’s every tide, Jostling the old man on his way, Crushing the life of youth in May. Welcome, had I my full course run, Not welcome now at twenty-one. What held this narrow span for me? It has not overflowed with glee; Toil was my lot as child and boy; For me earth’s pleasures could not cloy, For they were scant; not e’en a brother Had I to boast, but soft, a mother, Most hallowed of earth’s precious names, There is my boast, and there my claims. There hangs thy beauteous, gracious face, Lit up by holiness and grace, Thy noble eyes of deepest brown, Those archéd brows that could not frown, That lovely mouth shaped like a bow, From whence love’s lullabies would flow, Thy graceful walk, thy noiseless tread, Thy soothing hand laid on my head As on a feverish couch I lay, Where thou hast watched by night and day. Chief mourner in my childish grief, To thee I came and found relief. At twilight, when the night was clear, Beneath the trees we'd sit and hear The murmurs of a summer night, And watch the fireflies’ flashing light. Upon thy knee I'd lay my head, And have my wandering fancy fed By tales told from thy ample store; And with such zest that evermore I’d listen to the mellow note That floated from thy beauteous throat. Thy counsel, all so aptly given It seemed to fall like dew from heaven; The prayers I murmured at thy feet— O, could I now those prayers repeat, With those sweet hands upon my brow, I’d fear chill death less, even now. ’Twas thou that gavest me a name Untarnished; and the youthful flame Of my ambition thou didst feed With virtue, honor, and the need Of righteousness; ah me, Could I but for a moment see That angel face, and those lips feel Upon my clammy brow, I'd steal Away in peace. Tell her I dreamed Of her and of the days that gleamed In early youth, with hope to me; To her dear hands give this degree; Bid her not weep, ’tis Heaven’s decree That from her I should parted be. 138 The Colonel WILLIAM FRANKLIN HAMILTON W. F. Hamilton was born at State Center, Iowa, in 1883. He, like many other boys who have been raised on a farm, attributes his success in athletics to his early training on the farm. It was this early training which gave to him the strength of limb and power of endurance that were so necessary to his later achievements in athletics. From the start, ‘‘Red’’? has had everything his way. When first seen in Iowa State Normal he was a winner. During the four years here in school, he captured everything he went after. He participated in dashes, hurdles, and broad jumps in dual and second school meets, and was never defeated. It was here he won the individual medal at the State Intercollegiate Meet. In one of the meets he ran 220 yards in 212 seconds, which beats the world’s record on a curved track. In the spring of 1906 he entered the Western Con- ference Meet at Chicago, where all the larger colleges were represented, winning the 100-yard and 220-yard dashes. In the fall of 1906 we find him in school at Chicago, where he was likewise a shining light. In the A. A. U. outdoor meet in 1907 he broke the Central A. A. U. record for 220 yards on a quarter- mile track, held by Blair of Chicago, and equaled Barney Wefers’ world record of 214 seconds. He attended an invitation meet held in the summer at Kansas City, Mo., and won the 100-yard dash from Huff of Iowa, then national champion. In the relay race, pitted against Melvin Sheppard, he won the race for the West. In the fall of 1907 he entered U. of L., where he took up the study of medicine. While here he competed in several meets, and in May went to Chicago, representing the C. A. A. in trial meets for the American Olympic team. He won the 100-meter and 200-meter dashes from the best sprinters of the West and Middle West: this gained for him a place on the team that repre- sented America at the Olympic games in London. In London he ran on the relay team which won the championship of the world for America. He was one of fifteen athletes who were invited to an international meet in Paris; here he annexed both 100-meter and 200-meter dashes. On their return to America the members of the victorious team were given beautiful medals by citizens of ‘ ; : New York City, and were tendered many recep- tions, the most notable being by President Roosevelt at Oyster Bay. ‘ At Wheaton Fair he ran the 100-yard dash in world record time of 93 seconds; the 150-yard dash in 15 flat, this being another world’s record. Here also he broke all amateur and professional records for the 300-yard dash, making the marvelous record of 294 seconds. On September 12th, at the Central A. A. U. meet at Chicago, he won the 100-yard and 200-yard dashes. On September 19th, at Traverse Island in New York City, Hamilton won the national 100- yard championship from Huff of Iowa, Taylor of Chicago, Seitz of N. Y. Athletic Club Keating, Cloughan, and Robertson of Irish-American Athletic Club, and Rector of Virginia. ‘ : ; Is it any wonder that we of the Class of 1911 are proud of this wonderful athlete? Not only is he a good athlete, but he is an excellent student, a jovial good fellow, and if predictions come true will make a good doctor. In his college life Hamilton has achieved a great many distinctions. He is a member local ‘“‘ Phi Chi’”’ fraternity, loved by all his brothers. He was elected general manager of ue, ics of U. of L. in 1910 and captain of the track team. Hamilton has won many trophies. He is the proud possessor of over a hundred medals, cups, and other prizes; but proud as he is of these possessions, he prizes most of all the enviable title of ‘‘ National Champion.”’ THE UNIVERSITY BA EBALL TEAM The Colonel 140 7 io Rase Ball Ceam, 1910 RECORD April 7th— May 14th— University of Louisville......... 14 University of Louisville......... 12 Maletsigh School... -. oe 2.ceee II Franklin Collegese.ss0.5 4. = cee 5 II April 13th— May 19th— University of Louisville......... 6 University of Louisville......... 3 Manual Training High School ... 4 Depauw University ..-...-6 assaee II April 23d— May 2z0th— University of Louisville......... 9 University of Louisville......... 2 Ee Gidea visi ccee nee stat ocrtiacacicn aes 6 Branklin-@olleres.. 3c..ieurst=rook I April 30th— May 21st— University of Louisville......... 14 University of Louisville......... I BERG reece acon wrcmp wah sece Sig ea whe 6 Depauw University ..........4 6 May sth— May 31st— University of Louisville......... fo) University of Louisville......... fe) Kentucky Military Institute .... 3 St. Xavier College.............. 4 Base Ball Team, 1910 Pitchersentene. Emmet O'Neal (captain), A. Altizer, Thomas VanZandt. Gatchers:....... Hiram Eggers, W. E. Jones, Waggoner. IP ICSE ASE yee 3-1 Eddie Howard, Lucas. Second base ... W. C. Mathews. Third base .... Griggs, Young. Short stop..... J. E. Jenkins. Left field. .- =... Charles T. Gardner Center field.... C. B. Cann. Right field..... Manager ...... J. B. Helm. J. Taylor, J. Pritchett. Left to right—Jamison, Powers, Nelson, Queen, Moras. BASKET-BALL TEAM, 1911 N 1908, the first basket-ball team of the University of Louisville was organized. From the start the team has worked at many disadvantages. The greatest difficulty confronted was the lack of finances. The second difficulty which confronted them was the lack of a proper place to practice and hold their games. However, the men interested took it upon themselves to make a success of the enterprise. The result was very encouraging. In 1908- 1909 the team made a most creditable showing, playing twelve games and losing only three, The team was coached by a very competent coach, whose name is well known by all basket- ball crities—Coach Arthur. The first call brought out a number of candidates, and made the men who were interested in this branch of athletics sit up and take notice. After looking over the squad, Coach Arthur picked the following six men to represent U. of L.: Jamison, forward, Powers, guard, Zernow, center, Smith, center, Moras, guard, Nelson, forward. When the 1909-1910 season opened, it was gratifying to know that only one man had been lost by graduation. After much practice and coaching, the same team went into the field and again came back with laurels, having won every game. At the end of the season 1910, the teams selected as their captain, J. B. Nelson. In 1910-1911, basket-ball again took the lead. Captain Nelson called for candidates in Decem- ber, and was gratified to see so many men out for the team. There were four of the old men out, and, for the third time, they were chosen as the best men for their respective places. The only addition was D. W. Queen, who played center. The team made a very fine showing this season, and we can justly feel proud of it. By graduation we shall lose four of our stars—first, our popular captain, J.B. Nelson. The U. of L. will find it hard to fill his place. He is an energetic man, always playing the game and thinking of nothing but to win. It is our hope he may play the game of Life as well as he has played the game of basketball. Second to him comes Jamison—not second to him in his art of playing basket- ball, but second on the list. This plucky little forward was always right in the hottest of the fray. Luck to you, Jamison—we wish you success also. Next comes Moras—big old ‘‘Pete.’’ ‘‘Pete’’ never shirked his duty. As a guard, ‘Pete’’ was always there, afraid of nothing. Luck to you, “Pete.’’? Next comes J. T. Powers; as a guard, it is hard to fill his place. He is active and aggres- sive, always plays the game from start to finish, and when the final whi stle blows, a careful observer will see a frown on this man’s face, because he is afraid he has not done his best. Luck to you, Powers. We hope you may not want for anything D. W. Queen was selected as the next captain of the team. Go to it, Queen; fight as you are capable of fighting, and success is yours. . GRACE B. HUBER Twas in the sad month of October, In a mood that was not at all sober, On the thirtieth day, At the Y. M. H. A., We first tried to put the ball over. Mr. Mellhenny coached the University of Louisville basket-ball team for the season 1910-1911. We started with twelve girls— Misses Ethel Ruth Smith, Lillian Harris, Elsie Moses, Adeline Heinz, Edith Stark, Catherine Sigler, Ruth Harrington, Lois McCaleb, Viola Heffernan, Leonora Johnston, Eleanor Thomp- son, and Grace Huber. Miss Ethel Ruth Smith was unanimously elected captain of the team. Ethel Ruth is acknowledged a pearl, Tho’ in truth such a slip of a girl, For she cheers our sad hearts Till we all do our parts, Tho’ she sets our poor heads in a whirl. Miss Lillian Harris, during the first part of the season, played forward with Miss Smith. Now Lillian, a forward was she As splendid as any you see; When she threw for goal There wasn’t a soul Who feared what the outcome would be. Misses Adeline Heinz and Elsie Moses were two of the best members of the team. They always played a splendid game. Miss Moses’ place will be very hard to fill next season. Two little guards had Ethel Ruth, Who worked with heart and soul, And every time we played a team They’d help her get her goal. One little one was Adeline, The other Elsie, who Cheered us all with ‘‘ Pretty !’’—and Whose balls were pretty, too. Miss Edith Stark played center, and she proved to be a very substantial support. Who'll crush, crush, crush? We'll crush, crush, crush, Anybody’ll crush, crush, one five two! This team played its first game against the Second Presbyterian Church, and defeated them 46-2. The following week we added another victory to our credit by winning from the Y. M. H. A. girls by the score 16-9. December 17th we had a chance to wear the sweaters which Dr. Patterson had given us, for we journeyed to ‘‘Lexington town,’’ and were defeated 46-2. The University team put up a good game against great odds. It was materi- ally outweighed by the opponents and un- familiar with side lines. January 17th the Transylvania team, on the return trip, marched out on the Y. M. H. A. gymnasium floor to the tune of Yankee Doodle and the following battle ery: Louisville comes out on the field A-hoping to defeat ’em, And do you think we’ll stop until We’ve done our best to beat ’em? No, by jingo, that we won’t, We’re not afraid to meet ’em, And don’t you fret, we’ll get there yet— We simply have to beat ’em! Tbe Colonel But, alas! we were again defeated, 30-4. The game was more hotly contested than the first, and Transylvania had to work hard. The season was closed February llth by a tea given in the League Room of the Uni- versity. Defeat is only for those who acknowledge it, so with plenty of hard work and more school Left to right— Upper row--Misses Stark, Heffernan, Johnston, Thompson, Moses. Middle row—Misses Sigler, Harrington. Lower row—Misses ‘Heinz, Smith (captain), Huber. es 143 spirit, Louisville may get a glimpse at the State championship next year. ’ Holler, shout, screech, and squeal, Do your best for Louisville! Who will star! Louisville! Louisville! Cut-a-chink! Cut-a-chink! Rah! Rah! Rah! Pr aL 144 The Colonel TRACK TEAM OF 1910 ITH the coming of Hamilton, the Olympic cham- pion, to the University, track athletics received a boom. And we can point to “Red” and say eRe: it is to his superior coaching and athletic ability , that we owe our success. In 1910 the ‘‘ Varsity,’”’ under the direction of Captain Hamilton, took sixth place in the Eighth Annual Manual- First Regiment Athletic Meet. The first event was the eighty-yard dash. Hamilton won his heat, but received a bad start in the final and was beaten by Harold, of Ohio. This event was won in eight seconds flat. ; : In the eighty-yard handicap, Griggs showed great form ae and won in eight and two-fifths seconds. es a Duenweg and Shrewesberry made a creditable showing in the shot-put, although neither won. The winning put was forty-four feet. Emery Dravo, a member of the 1909 team, was not at his best, and failed to show in the three-hundred-yard dash and the obstacle race. Pete Moras stayed with the leaders all the way in the oe obstacle race and brought home the bronze. j The last and most exciting event was the college relay, J in which the University of Louisville and the University A of Cincinnati were the only contenders. Griggs started for the University of Louisville, and, outrunning a fast op- eae ponent, gave Nickles a nice lead. The latter was up against ha a tough proposition, however, and had to be content with ‘ second place. Richardson, who ran the third leg on our team, ran a good race, but could not regain the lead. Hamilton then took up the running, and in a finish that brought the spectators to their feet with excitement, threw himself across the line, winning a beautiful loving cup for the school. It is a source of sorrow to all that we will lose our captain when he graduates in- May, for during his stay with us Hamilton has been the heart and soul of the team. We are glad to welcomesto our fold Sam McMeekin, who has been captain of the First Regiment track team for the past two seasons. MeMeekin entered the Law School last October, and will take part in the coming out- door meets under the colors of the University. We McMEEKIN The Colonel 145 Crack Team Left to right— Upper row—MeMeekin, Shrewsberry, Queen, Hamilton, Moras. Lower row—Dravo, McElhinny, Vogt. 146 Tbe Colonel THE MORNING STUNTS OF SECTION B Listen, © Classmates, and you shall see Spurred ow hy loneliness, hands all clean, The notorious doings of “ Section B.” Hardly a section {vas eber seen Ou the Sth of December, nineteen ten, Chat boasted such zeal to learn the art Loery man fuas ignorant then Of soothing the brain and calming the heart, @£ this section full of agility. And fuorking lazybugs out of the spleen. But fehere and fulen shall fue eer see The “sheepskin” daus of “‘ Section BR” ? Hor “back to the Moods” ’tis asked to go, And leate the record it boasted so— Thus ends the life of “Section DB.” A FEW ON GUS Gus, alias ‘‘Ape,’”’ has become famous for the following stunts: First year.—(1) McCraken’s official rabbit buyer; (2) Won a chemistry medal; (3) Made speech, along with other celebrities, at Freshman banquet. Second year.—(1) Still McCraken’s official rabbit merchant; (2) Ran a book store in opposi- tion to George Leavell and Liebschultz. Third year.—(1) Dealt much in politics; (2) Applied for membership in Roosevelt and Bryan Down-and-Out Club; (3) Had a ball team; played seven games and won eight. Fourth year.—(1) Promoter of schemes; (2) Historian; (3) Annual grafter; (4) Specialist on diseases of rabbits; (5) Attending lectures his hobby; (6) With ‘Brother Jim Whallen’’ and “Room 52,’ joined the ‘‘Can-Come-Back Club.” ‘ a 7% SoS ti) ts — + ge | EERO NOE Eee OD ON OMAW NH - The Colonel Alpha Bappa Rappa ROLL OF CHAPTERS February 1, 1911 AIS PIIAY asic eteleteine ave Medical Department Dartmouth College. BREA ctscecoin wlatezesste College of Physicians and Surgeons, San Francisco, Cal. GAMMA .c020 cae s Tufts Medical School, Boston, Mass. DBIBTA, sac sccnces 3 Medical Department University of Vermont. BPSILON eawas ess Jefferson Medical College, Philadelphia, Pa. PETA 5 Mctiteepiccioad Long Island College Hospital Medical School, Brooklyn. EVA Seale mosaics College of Physicians and Surgeons, Chicago, III. PGA AY sated ooo ae Maine Medical School, Bowdoin College. DOTA e srcchincsiast attr ane Medical Department University of Syracuse. IKAPPAS sac can yeeros Medical Department Marquette University, Milwaukee, is. VAMBIDA: sac ase ts Medical Department Cornell University. IM accantenrarn weiss Medical Department University of Pennsylvania. DIED cer ana aiebederclagele re Rush Medical College, Chicago, III Xilosin eet ware sais Medical Department Northwestern University. OMICRON 3% Medical Department University of Cincinnati. Pliers wos cites: Ohio Medical University, Columbus, Ohio. US (Ob ewer oeronet: Denver and Gross Medical College, Denver, Colo. STIG NAG taste cetera Medical Department University of California. IWR SIEON eerie se Medical Department University Oregon. PHI cscneeient a Medical Department University Nashville and Univer- sity Tennessee. CH seks asoreoe s Medical Department Vanderbilt University. PSI Eee temaversaanie’ Medical Department University Minnesota. OMEGA wae. so ea Medical Department University Nashville and Univer- sity Tennessee. PSP Ay BEV AG 6 csc Medical Department Tulane University. ALPHA GAMMA...Medical Department University Georgia. ALPHA DELTA ....Medical Department McGill University. ALPHA EPSILON ..Medical Department University of Toronto. AUPHA ZETA. ca... Medical Department George Washington University. AICPA EEA nie 102. Yale Medical School. ALPHA THETA....Medical Department University Texas. ALPHA TOVTA 2252. University Michigan, Department of Medicine. ALPHA KAPPA ....University College Medicine, Richmond, Va. ALPHA LAMBDA . .Medical College of the State of South Carolina. AISPEIASNAU)S. on. :. - Medical Department St. Louis University. ALBPHAUNU ......5.- Medical Department University of Louisville. AIUR EIA eM. 2eteentn Medical Department Western Reserve University. i Tbe Colonel 149 Alpha Kappa Rappa HISTORY J. A. SMITH, Historian HE Alpha Kappa Kappa Fraternity was organized by a group of medical students in Dartmouth College, September 29, 1888. This is one of the three oldest schools of its kind in this country, having received its charter from George III in 1769. The Alpha Kappa Kappa Fraternity is very fortunate in having had for its first members men of character and strength, with a thorough knowledge of organization, and also in the choice of a well-estab- lished school in which to take root. It possesses a ritual equaled perhaps by that of no other like body. Its members are linked together by bonds at once worthy and inspiring. Its growth has been steady, constant, and healthful. Starting as a sectional fraternity, it gradually developed into a national one, and finally reached the proportions of an international body. In 1889 a charter was granted by the State of New Hamp- shire, and we may safely say that ours was the first chartered Greek letter society in a medical school ever established in this country. We also enjoy the unique honor of being the first National fraternity created in any of the different depart- ments of Dartmouth College. As time went on, a chapter was founded in Tufts Medical School in Boston and another in the Medical Department of the University of Vermont at Bur- lington. These three chapters, through their delegates, met at Hanover, New Hampshire, on April 9, 1895, and formed themselves into a general fraternity. Prosperity has since seemed to be with us and to have followed our institution, until we now have scattered throughout the length and breadth of our country and Canada thirty-six (36) chapters. a be Colonel | Alpha Bappa Kappa ROLL PADIMIE SS FlsiGs os koa ie yale. es Barrett, Harvey, M. 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New York. 152 The Colonel Bhi Chi ROLL OF CHAPTERS AISPIA cen) 6) Medical Department of University of Vermont, Burlington, Vt. 78 Cha eee Medical Department of University of Texas, Galveston, Texas. EV Aras sieve. Medical College of Virginia, Richmond, Virginia. TETAS. oe oe University College of Medicine, Richmond, Virginia. [OWA Geers. Medical Department University of Alabama, Mobile. LAMBDA ....University of Pittsburg, Pittsburg, Pa. MW. caists. ois. k Medical College of Indiana, Indianapolis, Indiana. MUS are eonac Birmingham Medical College, Birmingham, Alabama. OTs stietesle treseys, University of Fort Worth, Fort Worth, Texas. OMICRON ...Medical Department of Tulane University, New Orleans, La. Pl, cwieccras’ cas Medical Department Vanderbilt University, Nashville, Tenn. ROR locas Rush Medical, in affiliation with Chicago University. SIGMAS. .6, :: Atlanta College of Physicians and Surgeons, Atlanta, Ga. WAU Ses nce s2 University of South Carolina, Charleston, S. C. UPSILON..... Atlanta Medical. PRES acts cade pee Deparone George Washington University. Washington, CHIN. tan cac5k, Jefferson Medical College, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. PSTiaccetastos .University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, Mich. ALPHA ALPHA, Medical Department of University of Louisville, Louisville, Ky. ALPHA THETA, Ohio Wesleyan, Cleveland, Ohio. BETA BETA. .Baltimore Medical College, Baltimore, Maryland. GAMMA GAMMA, Medical College of Maine, at Bowdoin College, Brunswick, Me. DELTA DELTA, Baltimore College of Physicians and Surgeons, Baltimore, Md. THETA THETA, Maryland Medical College, Baltimore, Maryland. KAPPA ALPHA KAPPA, Georgetown University, Washington, D. C. PI SIGMA ....University of Maryland, Baltimore, Md. SIGMA THETA, Mees Department University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill, SIGMA MU CHI, Chattanooga Medical College. SIGMA MU CHI, Alumni Association, Chattanooga, Tenn. PHI SIGMA. .Chicago College of Medicine and Surgery, Chicago, III. CHI THETA .Medico-Chirurgical College, Philadelphia, Pa. KAPPA PSI ..College of Physicians and Surgeons, St. Louis, Mo. PI DELTA PHI, Los Angeles Department of Medicine, University of California. UPSILON PI..University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Pa. PSI RHO SIGMA, Northwestern Medical School, Chicago, Illinois. PHI BETA ...College of P. and S., University of Illinois, Chicago, III. 1OTA PT... Collees. a P, and S., University of Southern California, Los Angeles, al. KAPPA DELTA. Medical Department of Johns Hopkins University, Baltimore, Md. The Colonel 149 Alpha Kappa Bappa HISTORY J. A. SMITH, Historian HE Alpha Kappa Kappa Fraternity was organized by a group of medical students in Dartmouth College, September 29, 1888. This is one of the three oldest schools of its kind in this country, having received its charter from George III in 1769. The Alpha Kappa Kappa Fraternity is very fortunate in having had for its first members men of character and strength, with a thorough knowledge of organization, and also in the choice of a well-estab- lished school in which to take root. It possesses a ritual equaled perhaps by that of no other like body. Its members are linked together by bonds at once worthy and inspiring. Its growth has been steady, constant, and healthful. Starting as a sectional fraternity, it gradually developed into a national one, and finally reached the proportions of an international body. In 1889 a charter was granted by the State of New Hamp- shire, and we may safely say that ours was the first chartered Greek letter society in a medical school ever established in this country. We also enjoy the unique honor of being the first National fraternity created in any of the different depart- ments of Dartmouth College. As time went on, a chapter was founded in Tufts Medical School in Boston and another in the Medical Department of the University of Vermont at Bur- lington. These three chapters, through their delegates, met at Hanover, New Hampshire, on April 9, 1895, and formed themselves into a general fraternity. Prosperity has since seemed to be with us and to have followed our institution, until we now have scattered throughout the length and breadth of our country and Canada thirty-six (36) chapters. fbe Colonel 153 PHI CHI ROBABLY no Greek Letter organization of the past half-century has caused such widespread comment from collegiate circles as has Phi Chi. This is due to its phenomenal growth and strength. In the year 1886, at Burlington, Vt., a body of students, intent upon giving mutual aid to each other, organized a society, and in response to that appealing charm to the human race, mysticism, they made it a secret society and called it Phi Chi. In 1894, at the Louisville Medical College, a body of students, composed of the following men: Bros. H. B. Shacklett, W. B. Gossett, Shelby Chapman, A. Harris Kelly, C. Andrews Gray, Estill V. Wedding, Jas. A. Powers, Geo. E. Gary, Chas. W. Hibbitt, and Lyman L. Kennedy organized a secret society and called it Phi Chi also. The brothers just named comprised the charter members of Alpha Chapter, the first organization of the Phi Chi (South)—for so the latter named organization was distinguished from the Phi Chi (North) until their amalgamation some years later. In less than two years after the organization of the Phi Chi Fraternity (South) they had initiated three other chapters in the sister medical colleges of Louisville - one in the Ken- tucky School of Medicine, one in the University of Louisville, and one at the Hospital College of Medicine. On June 30, 1896, the four chapters of Louisville, through their delegates, founded the first Grand Chapter of the Phi Chi Fraternity (South). In 1900, the organized chapters of the Phi Chi Fraternity (North) founded their first Grand Chapter, and thus we see the Fraternities moving in somewhat parallel lines. Shortly, along the lines of extension, they began to encroach upon each other, and a good-natured rivalry arose between them. Owing to the similarity of purpose and seeming fitness for union, the idea of consolidating the two Fraternities bearing the name of Phi Chi was conceived. For this purpose Bros. Dal P. Curry and Dunning S. Wilson, of the Phi Chi (South), accepted an invitation from the Phi Chi (North) to attend their Grand Chapter meeting at Washington City, March 3, 1904. At this meeting the Phi Chi’s, North and South, were united. By this time some thirty or more chapters had been inaugurated by the Fraternities, and there were chapters of the same name in each. It was therefore agreed that the chapter named first re- tain the name it had, and the chapter last named be designated by the name repeated. So it was that the original Alpha Chapter of the Louisville Medical College was called Alpha Alpha. By the consolidation of the Louisville Medical College and the Hospital College of Medicine in 1907, the chapters Alpha Alpha and Delta were brought together. To this union was given the name of Alpha Delta. The year following the merger of the University of Louisville with the Louis- ville and Hospital College and the Kentucky School of Medicine, the chapters Gamma Epsilon, Alpha Delta, and Beta were united, forming the chapter known in Louisville to-day as Alpha Alpha. During the present school year Alpha Alpha had the honor of entertaining the Fifteenth Annual Grand Chapter Convention of Phi Chi. At this meeting delegates were present from forty-one different chapters, situated in the leading medical schools of the United States. No fraternity can boast of having a finer set of men, and the assembly was one of the largest medical fraternity conventions ever held. J Phi Chi now has more chapters than any other medical fraternity in the world. Charters are only granted to colleges in Class A, and only then when the applicants are of exceptional merit. This remarkable strength could only be an outgrowth of a strong foundation coupled with an honest purpose and integrity. . This chapter contains fifty-two active members and over sixty members of the Faculty. 154 the Colonel Whi Chi ROLL OF MEMBERS 1. Allen, J. D., 115 East Gray Street, Louis- 24. Gerhard, Sam, Tacony, Philadelphia, Pa. ville, Ky. 25. Guerinot, A. J., Campbell Street, Roches- 2. Bass, A. L., Campbellsville, Ky. ter, No ¥- 3. Bishop, F. C., Danville, Ill. 26. Hauss, A. P., Jr., 1319 East Market St., 4. Belot, G. B., Mayfield, Ky. New Albany, Ind. 5. Berle, C. K., 1291 Everett Avenue, Louis- 27. Jamison, C. E., Asbury Park, N. J. ville, Ky. 28. James, F. J., 814 South Sixth St., Louis- 6. Burnett, T. L., 1161 First Street, Louis- ville, Ky. : ville, Ky. 29. Limbach, H. M., 623 South Fourth St., 7. Blair, H. C., Harrisville, W. Va. Louisville, Ky. 8. Corbett, A. W., 2 So. Congress St., Em- 30. Lewis, W. D., Beckley, W. Va. poria, Kansas. 31. Leavell, Geo. W., 1028 Second St., Louis- 9. Chapman, O. P., 1424 South Fourth St., ville, Ky. Louisville, Ky. 32. Longmire, V. M., Plainview, Tex. 10. Cottel, James, 1424 South Fourth Street, 33. Meyers, W. C., Paris, Ill. Louisville, Ky. 34. Mays, W. C., Beckley, W. Va. 11. Carruth, R. W., Tupelo, Miss. 35. Montgomery, B. B., Cartersville, Ky. 12. Curtis, C. C., 2355 First Avenue, Terre 36. McKinney, 8. L., Lynnsville, Ind. Haute, Ind. 37. McReynolds, Ben, Louisville, Ky. 13. Day, J. A., Flemingsburg, Ky. 38. Needham, W. G., Booneville, Ky. 14. Doherty, W. B., 1522 W. Market, Louis- 39. Nelson, J. B., Rimersburg, Pa. ville, Ky. 40. Pirkey, E. L., Sedalia, Mo. 15. Edgerton, A. E., 1663 Humbolt Street, 41. Pirkey, M. E., Sedalia, Mo. Denver, Col. 42. Porter, W. F., Wise, Va. 16. Foley, F. K., South Carrollton, Ky. 43. Ray, E. L., 18385 Highland Avenue, Louis- 17. Francisco, H. M., 92 Wakeman Avenue, ville, Ky. Newark, N. J. 44. Robertson, J. E., 1133 Fifth Avenue, Hunt- 18. Fagan, J. L., 1214 Fifth Avenue, Hunting- ington, W. Va. ton, W. Va. 45. Ritter, F. H., 1218 Oak Street, New Albany, 19. Fust, H. E., Payne Street and Carlisle, Ind. Louisville, Ky. 46. Royster, Geo. M., Corydon, Ky. 20. Fox, R. C., Duckhille, Miss. 47. Smith, Frank P., Coffeeville, Miss. 21. Garland, D. G., Third Avenue, Hunting- 48. Shell, T. E., Houston, Miss. ton, W. Va. 49. Swope, B. A., Wheeling, Mo. 22. Henson, E. 8., 213 Truslaw Street, Charles- 50. Shrewsbury, Beckley, W. Va. ton, W. Va. 51. Terry, J. R., Cedar Grove, N.C. 23. Hamilton, W. F., Grinnell, Ia. 52. Walker, A. H., Louisville, Ky. ALPHA “ALPAA GAPTER PHI CHI ERATERNITY _ 7) 7 MiB ere a SO a ee UNIVERSITY or fi | Y = 156 Tbe Colonel THE SKELETON (PUBLISHED BY REQUEST) EHOLD this ruin! ’Twas a skull Once of ethereal spirit full; This narrow cell was life’s retreat, This space was thought’s mysterious seat. 400999 What beauteous visions filled this spot, WwW What dreams of pleasure long forgot— Nor love, nor hope, nor joy, nor fear Has left one trace of record here! Beneath this mouldering canopy Once shone the bright and busy eye; But start not at the dismal void— If social love that eye employed, If with no lawless fire it gleamed, But through the dew of kindness beamed, That eye shall be forever bright When sun and stars are sunk in night. Within this hollow cavern hung The ready, swift, and tuneful tongue; If falsehood’s honey it disdained, And where it could not praise, was chained, If bold in virtue’s cause it spoke, Yet gentle concord never broke, That silent tongue shall plead for thee When Time unveils Eternity. Say, did these fingers delve the mine, Or with the envied ruby shine? To hew the rock or wear the gem Can little now avail to them; But if the page of truth they sought, Or comfort to the mourner brought, These hands a richer meed shall claim Than all that waits on wealth or fame. Avails it whether bare or shod These feet the path of duty trod? If from the bowers of ease they fled To seek affliction’s humble shed, If grandeur’s guilty bribe they spurned And home to virtue’s cot returned, These feet with angels’ wings shall vie, And tread the palace of the sky. ANONYMOUS. a et ee i a gt a : wn j aS {i a has =e I LI Oy : 7 SS a aaa The Colonel 157 fi Au R. DUENWEG HERE has always been a more or less marked tendency for college students to form themselves into societies. Throughout the country there is a class of such societies, usually secret in character, which have become of great importance in college life. Owing to the fact that these organizations usually have a name which is composed of Greek letters, it is customary to designate them as ‘‘Greek Letter Societies.” Among themselves, however, they are styled ‘‘Fraternities.’’ The first American fraternity was founded at the College of William and Mary in 1776. The Phi Beta Kappa, for so it was called, established branches in the other colleges existing at that time. Since 1776 innumerable Greek Letter societies have been established, each having as its nucleus a group of congenial men whose object was to better college life, both in an educational and a social way. The Pi Mu Fraternity was organized in 1892, in the University of Virginia at Charlottesville. Its founders, students of the University, met and formed themselves into a secret society which had as its object the promotion of both the medical and social side of the student’s life. Although Pi Mu has not yet celebrated its twentieth birthday, it is recognized as one of the leading national fraternities. It has among its members some of the most renowned teachers and authors of medicine and surgery in the medical profession. This fraternity has also distinguished itself by being the first to promote the honor system, which has since been sanctioned and welcomed by both Faculty and student body of our best colleges. Although Pi Mu was organized purely as a local society affecting only the most manly and esteemed students enrolled in the University of Virginia, a charter was granted the following year to the University College of Medicine at Richmond, Va. This was Beta Chapter. In 1896 there was established, by grant of charter, in the Medical College of Virginia, Gamma Chapter. For eight years no other charters were granted; these three chapters fighting a victorious battle to maintain the high standard of integrity and fairness which they had attained. Until 1904 the realm of Pi Mu did not extend beyond the cradle. In that year, on account of the persistent demands made, it was decided that chapters would be established in reputable medical colleges outside of the State. So Delta Chapter was established in the Louisville Medical College. By 1905, fraternal spirit was at a high tension in the various medical schools situated in Louis- ville. After careful consideration of the various fraternities, it was decided by a number of stu- dents of the University of Louisville to install a chapter of Pi Mu, which resulted in the forming of Epsilon Chapter. In February of the same year a charter was granted to the University of Ken- tucky, and Zeta Chapter was established. The Hospital College of Medicine was the last to apply for a charter, which was granted them in 1907, and Eta Chapter was founded. By the merging of the University of Kentucky and the University of Louisville in 1907, there was a consequent merging of Zeta and Epsilon Chapters. The Hospital College of Medicine and the Louisville College of Medicine united the same year; this brought about the combining of Eta and Delta Chapters. By the final consolidation of the five medical schools in 1908, all of the chap- ters were united and became known as Delta Epsilon Chapter of the Pi Mu Fraternity. In com- memoration of the noteworthy event, all Pi Mu’s gathered in the leather room at the Seelbach Hotel. At this first meeting of the new chapter the good of the honor system was deeply impress- ed upon each member; so deeply impressed, in fact, that it is now not a goal for which they must strive, but one which they have already reached. Theta, our first Northern chapter, was established at the Jefferson Medical College at Phila- delphia; and a little later Kappa Chapter was founded at the University of Nashville. With the establishment last year of Lambda Chapter in Vanderbilt University at Nashville, Tenn., and Mu Chapter in Johns Hopkins at Baltimore, we are confident that a chapter of Pi Mu, or at least the influence which the various chapters are trying to exert upon the medical colleges in establishing the honor system, will be present or felt in all reputable schools. es 158 The Colonel Pi Mu MEMBERS W. P. BAUGH, Elkton, Tenn. G. H. SPIVEY, Hollandale, Miss. GEO. CONGLETON, Terre Haute, Ind. C. W. UMBARGER, Richwood, W. Va. J. J. CONNELLY, Hume, III. L. E. BRISCOE, New Albany, Ind. T. M. DORSEY, Wheeling, W. Va. G. ALEXANDER, Bedford, Ind. E. L. DRAVO, Jeffersontown, Ky. H. A. BOYD, English, Ind. R. DUENEWEG, Terre Haute, Ind. H. CASTILE, Crossett, Ark. C. 8. GOODMAN, Louisville, Ky. BLAN F. DEER, Franklin, Ind. W. C. HAFFORD, Carrollton, Ky. A. M. MITCHELL, Terre Haute, Ind. K. J. HEATHERMAN, Mohawk, W. Va. M. H. WALKER, Hebbardsville, Ky. A. L. KINCHELOE, Hardinsburg, Ky. J. C. WILEY, McKeesport, Pa. A. F. MAHONEY, Appalachicola, Fla. W. J. YOUNGUE, Murray, Ky. B. G. MARR, Brownsville, Tenn. J. E. GLENN, Sparta, Ill. WM. McCORMACK, Louisville, Ky. F. C. GLENN, Sparta, III. W. L. PECK, Bluefield, W. Va. O. B. LYNCH, Buckhannon, W. Va. J. H. PRITCHETT, Beechmont, Ky. G. W. KEMPF, Russellville, Ky. J. A. RUTLEDGE, Denison, Tex. G. F. JONES, Smith Mills, Ky. T. E. SELLERS, Robards, Ky. W. L. DENSFORD, Crothersville, Ind. HONORARY F. T. FORT, M. D., Louisville, Ky. J. A. FLEXNER, M. D., Louisville, Ky. J. R. WRIGHT, M. D., Louisville, Ky. W. C. WHITE, M. D., Louisville, Ky. J. W. FOWLER, M. D., Louisville, Ky. ROLL OF CHAPTERS ALBEAL 2c Roceae tates noel ccna awit University of Virginia, Charlottesville, Va., 1892. | 3) Us bY ae ee ey op Se University College of Medicine, Richmond, Va., 1893. CRAMEIMIATS Fes Pe ist fete ticles be Medical College of Virginia, Richmond, Va., 1896. DRE TAUHESIBON reco cree timyp eis «ee oe University of Louisville, Louisville, Ky., 1904. Ltd ¢ 0 Dy] 1 ae ar One eee Jefferson Medical College, Philadelphia, Pa., 1908. TOP Bier recs pats Dy ae wats nats Supne aes Medical College of South Carolina, Charleston, S. C., 1908. ICAP PAT It ae Oreo hada ets elated University of Nashville, Nashville, Tenn., 1908. ANE R DA geus aeine ecu Sh eee ets Vanderbilt University, Nashville, Tenn., 1910. NUR teres state eves teie telatereterscece carat ke esac tals ates The Johns Hopkins University, Baltimore, Md., 1910. (0 a en ea ee re University of Oregon. } gh ge y. CONNELLY: ctf , ( The Colonel ‘6 ft Or te Korrexr THE JACK THAT HAUSS BUILT J. W. CONKLING. G This is Hauss! ! i: This is the Jack that Hauss built. Ill. This is the Help That lay in the jack that Hauss built. IV. This is the Class That took the help That lay in the jack that Hauss built. V. This is the Prof. That quizzed the class That took the help That lay in the jack that Hauss built. VI. This is the Hour That worried the Prof. That quizzed the class That took the help That lay in the jack that Hauss bui't. VII. This is the Med. with a “‘ plaguy ”’ corn, That cut the hour That worried the Prof. That quizzed the class That took the help That lay in the jack that Hauss built. VIII. This is the Hostess, all forlorn, That fed the Med. witha “plaguy”’ corn, That cut the hour That worried the Prof. That quizzed the class That took the help That lay in the jack that Hauss built. IX. This the Dealer, all tattered and torn, That loved the hostess all forlorn, That fed the Med. with the “ plaguy ” corn, That cut the hour a That worried the Prof. That quizzed the class That took the help That lay in the jack that Hauss built. X. This is the Agent, all shaven and shorn, That fleeced the dealer all tattered and torn, That loved the hostess all forlorn, That fed the Med. with the “‘ plaguy ”’ corn, That cut the hour That worried the Prof. That quizzed the class That took the help That lay in the jack that Hauss built. XI. This is the Freshman, recently born, That trusted the agent all shaven and shorn, That fleeced the dealer all tattered and torn, That loved the hostess all forlorn, That fed the Med. with the “ plaguy”’ corn, That cut the hour That worried the Prof. That quizzed the class That took the help That lay in the jack that Hauss built. XII. This is the Stamp, which at last did adorn That jack-loaded sheet, to which falsely had sworn That credulous Freshman recently born, That trusted the agent all shaven and shorn, That fleeced the dealer all tattered and torn, That loved the hostess all forlorn, That fed the Med. with the “ plaguy ”’ corn, That cut the hour That worried the Prof. That quizzed the class That took the help That lay in the jack that Hauss built. Alpha Chapter PHI ALPHA PI 162 The Colonel Alpha Chapter. PHI ALPHA PI. ITH this edition of The Colonel a ray of light is allowed to penetrate the mysterious realms of those knights of the green and gold ribbon known to a few as Phi Alpha Pi. It was this organization that started the gossips gossiping, the grannies grunting, and the uninformed zealously serving misinformation. It was from these men that the student body received most of what they think they know. And so wild rumors have been spread as to the composition and function of this society. Its members have been interviewed time after time, and although they have talked a great deal they have said nothing. So here they are. We are positive that some of the members are not on this picture, but the exact membership is unknown. However, we do know that every member is a national Greek Letter fraternity man. Phi Alpha Pi is a national honorary society; the exact date of its founding is unknown to the writer. Its Alpha Chapter is now at the University of Louisville. However, it is said to be an outgrowth of the ancient Amphictyonic Council founded by the Greeks in the Seventh Century B. C. Although it is primarily a social organization, it has taken a very advanced step toward the betterment of the University. As it contains some of the very best men in the various fraternities, its strength is marked and its influence far-reaching. Membership in Phi Alpha Pi is attained only on merit, and so is considered a very great honor. The Colonel 163 Gamma Delta Cheta CHARTER MEMBERSHIP Acuff, Parlin Herbert, Ph. G., ’11, Tennessee. Alvino, Guirino, Ph. G., ’11, Pennsylvania. Anderson, Arthur, 711, Kansas. Anderson, Clarence W., ’11, Minnesota. Bailey, Thomas Liggett, ’11, Kentucky. Bard, Charles B., 12, Indiana. Barnard, William Calvert, ’11, Texas. Barnett, Warrich, 711, Indiana. Bellamy, John W., ’12, Kentucky. Bentley, J. Gordon, Ph. G., ’11, North Carolina. Blair, Fred K., 14, Kentucky. Bledsoe, James A., 713, Texas. Bond, Albert Curtis, ’11, Kentucky. Booher, Irwin E., 713, Indiana. Boone, Cassius A., 713, Florida. Brandenberger, Ed. Gottlieb, ’11, Indiana. Bryant, Frank Adolph, ’11, Illinois. Brock, Osear D., 711, Kentucky. Brown, Rodney F., 713, Kentucky. Buckely, Ernest P., ’12, Indiana. Caldwell, Mark E., Ph. G., ’11, West Virginia. Cann, Charles Breckinridge, ’11, Kentucky. Cappell, Marvin, ’11, Louisiana. Casebolt, Solomon B., ’11, Kentucky. Carter, W. Stewart, ’14, Kentucky. Cathey, Avley D., ’12, Arkansas. Cavender, Joseph O., ’11, Kentucky. Conkling, Joseph Wade, Ph. G., ’11, Florida. Connor, Robert W., ’14, Indiana. Couchman, A. B., ’18, Illinois. Coogle, Charles Perry, Ph. G., ’11, Kentucky. Cook, Orland L., ’11, Ohio. Cox, Homer W., Ph. G., ’12, Indiana. Cox, Walter, ’12, Kentucky. Cox, William M., ’12, Kentucky. Crow, Harper L., ’13, Louisiana. Day, George H., ’13, Indiana. Daniel, Sidney J., 711, West Virginia. Daniel, Denna C., Ph. G., 12, West Virginia. Davis, Amos M., ’11, Kentucky. Dodson, J. Carlisle, 12, Kentucky. Downie, William E., Ph. G., 712, Barbados Islands. Downes, Lawrence E., 712, Arkansas. Elliot, Herbert Temple, ’11, Virginia. Engleman, Harry K., Ph. G., ’11, Indiana. Fall, Norman B., ’13, Kansas. Farley, Rush F., ’12, West Virginia. Farley, Jeff, 13, West Virginia. Farren, Caperton A., 713, West Virginia. Feld, Nathan, ’14, Kentucky. Ferguson, Joseph H., ’11, West Virginia. Forster, William A., ’13, Pennsylvania. Goodman, Dewitt, ’12, Kentucky. Goodnight, Thomas L., 713, Texas. Gray, Kenneth L., Ph. G., ’14, Mississippi. Greenburg, Charles, ’11, Missouri. Harrod, Cecil Gardner, ’11, Indiana. Hartman, Eugene C., ’11, Kentucky. Hatfield, James E., ’11, West Virginia. Harvey Joseph L., 714, Washington. Hawkins, Clarence I., 714, Indiana. Helm, Jesse Bundren, Ph. G., ’11, Tennessee. Henderson, Arvin, ’11, Kentucky. Henrickson, Hardin M., ’11, Indiana. Hewlett, Lan. L., 712, Kentucky. Hively, Howard D., Ph. G., ’12, West Virginia. Hornsby, William Boyd, ’11, Kentucky. Howard, Car! C., ’11, Kentucky. Howard, Everette E., 713, Illinois. Howard, William K., ’12, Kentucky. Hume, Walter T., 713, Kentucky. Hunt, Alex Pope, Ph. G., ’11, Kentucky. Hunt, Moza W., ’11, Kentucky. Ison, George W., 713, Kentucky. Jackson, Elbert W., 712, Kentucky. Jenkins, J. Emery, 12, Kentucky. Johnson, Robert E., ’12, Illinois. Johnson, Reed 8., 712, Kentucky. Jones, Cody H., ’12, Kentucky. Jones, Charles B., ’12, Oklahoma. Kyllo, Adolph L., Ph. G., 711, Minnesota. Kyllo, Perey E., ’11, Minnesota. Kyllo, John C., ’11, Minnesota. Lawrence, Marshall M., ’13, Kentucky. Lenhart, Chas. Wm., B. Ped., Ph. G., ’11, Illinois. Lewis, William M., ’12, Wisconsin. Lyon, Addie M., 12, Kentucky. Lott, Young C., Ph. G., ’12, Georgia. Luke, Joseph J., 12, Florida. Luke, James M., ’13, Georgia. Maupin, Corey C., ’12, Oklahoma. Manzer, Felden T., ’13, North Dakota. 164 The Colonel Gamma Delta Theta CHARTER MEMBERSHIP Martin, Claude A., ’12, Louisiana. Marcum, Carlo B., ’14, Kentucky. Marcum, Charles W., ’14, West Virginia. Mattox, N. Ellis, ’12, Indiana. Mead, Arthur R., ’11, Indiana. Metcalf, Henry C., 13, Indiana. Milbee, O. Russell, Ph. G., ’11, West Virginia. Mills, Alfred B., 712, Ohio. Miller, Arcy Osco, ’11, Kentucky. Mollison, Robert William, Ph. G., ’11, Pennsyl- Vania. Morgan, George C., ’11, Kentucky. Morrison, Grover C., ’13, West Virginia. Moss, R. Carlisle, ’12, Kentucky. McClanahan, Charles W., ’18, Kentucky. McGregor, Frank H., ’13, Texas. MeWilliams, Wiley Everett, ’11, Arkansas. Neblett, Larmar W., ’13, Kentucky. Newell, Andrew Sutton, Ph. G., ’11, Indiana. Nickell, Milburn N., ’11, Kentucky. Nix, Riley F., ’13, Kentucky. Northcutt, Edgar W., ’12, Kentucky. Outland, James A., ’12, Kentucky. Ozment, William L., 713, Illinois. Paden, Melvin G., ’12, New Mexico. Patterson, Reese W., ’11, Tennessee. Peer, Orville A., 712, Michigan. Pfeifer, Earl C., ’18, Oklahoma. Porter, Herbert A., ’12, Virginia. Pryor, John R., 712, Kentucky. Pryor, Harry Blackburn, ’11, Kentucky. Ransdell, Marvin, 718, Kentucky. Reynolds, Earl O., ’14, Iowa. Riley, Fred P., ’12, Missouri. Robertson, Moorman Owen, ’11, Kentucky. Robinson, Marvin M., ’14, Kentucky. Rose, Charles C., 712, Oklahoma. Royal, Warren M., 712, Georgia. Royce, Frank D., ’11, Michigan. Romine, Thomas Everette, ’11, West Virginia. Ruble, Ray H., ’13, Tennessee. Rumph, John G., ’13, Texas. Rumph, Thomas G., 13, Texas. Russell, Jesse Lee, Ph. G., ’11, Kentucky. Shacklette, John Rod., ’11, Kentucky. Smith, Waitman T., ’13, West Virginia. Smith, 8. C., 712, Kentucky. Snowden, Richard R., 712, Kentucky. Stalnaker, Guy, ’13, West Virginia. Starr, Ellis, ’12, Kentucky. Steele, Noah E., 13, West Virginia. Taylor, Clarence W., ’12, Indiana. Todd, Lawrence N., ’12, Kentucky. Ungerman, Frank G., ’12, Pennsylvania. Van Zandt, Thomas G., ’13, Texas. Wallace, Harry Lee, ’11, Kentucky. Warman, A. Preston, Ph. G., 12, Indiana Weddle, Herbert C., 711, Kentucky. Wells, Jacob Allen, ’11, Kentucky. Whaley, Leonard T., 712, Indiana. Williams, Fred N., ’11, Indiana. Woodson, Hylan Hale, ’11, Kentucky. Zeok, John, ’11, Pennsylvania. HOPE ROBT. WM. MOLLISON Che anchor of the trembling soul, Co fhich in surging seas she clings ; The sunshine thich, fuhen tempests roll, From out the clouds its radiance flings. The Colonel 165 Gamma Belta Cheta This is the age of improvement. Every effort and every interest of persons engaged in edu- cational work is directed toward the betterment of existing conditions. So the members of the body formerly known as the ‘‘ Students’ Club” have taken that rough diamond and subjected it to a new cutting and a new setting, not that the intrinsic worth and value of its tenets and teachings might be improved—for Truth, Honor, and Virtue are as unchangeable as the laws of the Medes and Persians, and the gem hidden in Ocean’s deepest cave is still a gem—b ut this change was conceived and instituted, that these time-honored principles might be continued unchanged in their newer and more beautiful setting. This may seem a small thing, but “A dewdrop on the baby plant Has dwarfed the giant oak forever; A pebble in the streamlet scant Has changed the course of many a river.”’ Since such organizations are designed to meet the need of the student body, they must conform, in outward appearance at least, to the changing character of the classes which make up the student body. Hence this revision and refurbishing of the older body was undertaken, that the then greatest of the student bodies might retain justly its position of super-eminence, and that we might enter the new order of affairs rejuvenated and reinvigorated, but still retaining those essential principles which made for the success of the parent body. This newer organization, springing as it did Phcenix-like, full-grown, from the old, was organ- ized in Louisville in 1910, and stands in its matured vigor and strength ready to meet the new order of affairs and to administer to the needs of all who come under its protecting care. In the words of a great statesman, our motto will be ‘‘With charity for all and malice toward none.” We shall continue our position in the ranks of fraternal life and in consonance with the gospel of the brother- hood of man, ever recognizing the truth that knowledge hath power over death. POETRY ROBT. WM. MOLLISON It is the chosen music of the soul, The rhythmic strains that through our spirits roll; The song of joyful Nature daily heard, The cry of fuman hearts by passion stirred. SURGICAL AMPHITHEATER. ELEGY-WRITTEN IN THE CLINIC HALLWAY (WITH APOLOGIES TO GRAY) The Porter tells the tale of parting Day, Behold! from yonder ivy-mantled Hauss, The Lemmon drop Marrs not the Cook's entré, The gallant Farrage Hunts across the Mead The Little Beard doth form Mac’s cute “Van D.” Such Buck as stands above some Brown-topped Craig; And leaves the smooth-face kind to Smith and me. And Dodson is not Hurt by any ‘ weed.”’ And now and then McWilliams loses sight, And “Haff” and Steinberg quiet absence hold, Save when the Campbell turns his Powers South, And Blair can tell a tale that ne’er was told. Full many a Harl of purest hope serene The language of a better speech Cann bear; Full many an Acuff’s born to blush unheard And waste his phrases on the ladies fair. No further seek Pat’s merits to disclose, Nor draw his frailties from their proud abode: We all alike in trembling hope repose Our future with the Dean who holds the rod. The Colonel 167 Clubs and Organizations THE WOODMEN CLUB “The Owl looked up to the stars above, And sang to a small guitar: ‘O Pussy, my love, O Pussy, my love, What a beautiful Pussy you are!’ ” OFFICERS VIOLA HEFFERNAN, President MARIE ANDERSON, Secretary RUTH TERRY, Treasurer MEMBERS VIOLA HEFFERNAN HELEN PLUMMER MARIE ANDERSON ELEANOR THOMPSON RUTH TERRY LEONORA JOHNSTON CATHARINE SIGLER ANNA RYAN LOIS McCALEB ETHEL RUTH SMITH RUTH HARRINGTON MARY MARR THOMPSON The Colonel 169 Glee Club LOIS McCALEB Of all the joys that are on earth, None can be found of greater worth Than those that have their source in me, Singing with sweetest melody.” If any one should enter the University of Louisville on Monday, between the hours of one and two o'clock, he would hear harmonious music, sweeter than Apollo's lyre, ’ descending from the second floor. On asking whence these melodious sounds, he would be told that the members of the Glee Club are pouring forth their hearts in song. A Glee Club is almost a necessity to a university, for it not only gives much pleasure, but it promotes acquaintance and good fellowship among all music lovers. The singers of the U. of L. have felt this need; each year they have come together to spend many enjoyable and profitable hours in caroling their mirth under the direction of Professor Grant. This term we have several unusually good voices in the Club. With Professo r Grant as director, the work of the Glee Club must be eminently successful. PAULINE K. STEIN T is a most valuable aid in the study of a foreign language for the student to be given an opportunity to put his acquired knowledge to immediate practical use. To provide such an opportunity, and to enable the stu- dent of German not only to learn the language of Goethe and Schiller theoretically, but to express himself correctly and fluently in the tongue of the “Fatherland,” the Deutsche Gesellschaft was organized, October 20, 1909. The meetings, which are held once a month, are conducted almost entirely in German. All students who have a speaking knowledge of the language, or have studied it at least one year, are eligible to membership. For those who can speak German fluently, the club affords excellent practice; and for those who are study- ing it, an opportunity to put to the test what they have learned, and gradually to acquire conversational powers. The programs are arranged by a committee, whose object it is to make the club a social as well as an educational success. The legends and folklore of the German people are given in interesting little talks; German songs are sung, German games played, recitations from German authors given, and German “Gemuetlichkeit” generally enjoyed. This year the Kladderadatsch'’'—named after the famous Berlin paper—was edited in manuscript form by the club. In this manner the student becomes acquainted not only with the letter but with the spirit of the language; and when he has mastered the spirit, He can well be said to have mastered the language entirely. “Was glaenzt ist fuer den Augenblick geboren, Bas Lehte bleibt der Nachwelt wuberloren.” The Colonel 171 Deutsche Gesellschett BEAMTEN ORA SPILLMAN, Prisidentin. CLAUDINE BOYER, Vice priisidentin. PAULINE STEIN, Schriftfthrerin. J. E. THORNBERRY, Schatzmeister. MITGLIEDER FRAULEIN OLIVE B. CATLIN. FRAULEIN ORA SPILLMAN. FRAULEIN HADLEY B. KNIGHTEN. ||| FRAULEIN LOIS McCALEB. FRAULEIN ETHEL ALLEN MURPHY. HERR J. M. BRADBURY. FRAULEIN MARY VAN ARSDALE. HERR C. E. JENKS. FRAULEIN LILLIAN LOGAN. HERR J. E. THORNBERRY. FRAULEIN CLAUDINE BOYER. HERR PROF. G. L. SPILLMAN. FRAULEIN GERTRUDE WINKLER. Wen Sigel Cyr CLANSMEN ELSIE MOSES, ORA SPILLMAN, LOIS M'CALEB, RUTH TERRY, ADELINE HEINZ, VIOLA HEFFERNAN. CLAUDINE BOYER, MARIE ANDERSON, MARGARET CURRIE, LILLIAN LOGAN, ELIZABETH KELLER, LOIS MILLER, LOUISE, SHELLEY, HISTORY ADELINE HEINZ So you wish to know all about our Wen Sigel Tyr and what it means to us! Well, let us tell you about our very beginning, which was on February 3, 1909. We organized for the purpose of pro- moting the spirit of comradeship among the girls. We started out with an enthusiasm which has certainly grown stronger, and each year brings great improvement. We—thirteen of us—met this year in our club room every other Friday. Then, for several hours, we forgot all else except the joy of being together, becoming firmer friends, and having a good time generally. Besides the social side, we must not forget the literary one; for who could fail to enjoy the many interesting stories that have been read to our cozy little crowd sitting around sewing? That’s the practical side of us, for you see we do many things. To go a little more into detail about the happenings of our society, we must mention a certain Saturday, when several of our new members made things lively around Broadway. They were just beginning to learn a few of our secret rites, which they seemed to enjoy to the uttermost. Then, too, we have had several “‘Feast Days,’’ when every one tried to outdo the other in bring- ing some choice dainty. Fourth Avenue may bear witness to a few little parties we have had; one especially, in honor of our remaining alive after exams. In conclusion, we hope that our Wen Sigel Tyr will grow each year, and bring as much joy into the hearts of future members as it has done to us all this year. —-_ se the Colonel 173 CURRENT EVENTS CLUB ELSIE NINA MOSES On January 30, 1911, a Current Events Club was organized by some of the students of the Academic Department, under the supervision of Dr. Eckart von Walther. The meetings were held every Friday from twelve to one o’clock, in the League Room of the University. Each week a different member led the Club and an interesting topic was chosen for consideration. After an informal talk, a general discussion was entered upon by all the members, and a résumé of current events of the past week followed. The following program was carried out in the course of the year, viz.: February 3—Dr. Eckart von Walther: ‘‘German Life in the City of Danzig.’ February 10—Miss Mary Pressley Smith: ‘‘Science as a Factor in the Social and Economical Devel- opment of a Nation.” February 17—Miss Elsie Nina Moses: “ Life of Tolstoi.”’ February 24—Miss Ruth Eagleton Terry: ‘The Reciprocity Bill.” March 3—Miss Elizabeth Ryan Keller: ‘‘The Juvenile Court.”’ March 10—Miss Helen McClure Hodges: ‘‘The Social Condition in Russia.’’ March 17—Miss Mary Louise Shelley: ‘Mormonism in Utah.’’ March 24—Miss Adeline Heinz: ‘Prison Reform.” March 31—Miss Susan Speed Morton: ‘Burbank and His Work.” April 7—Miss Margery Elizabeth Wall: ‘‘The Playgrounds—Their Object and Development.” With the able assistance of Dr. von Walther, ‘“‘The Current Events Club’’ has been an interest- ing and broadening feature of the University during the past year. The charter members of the Club extend a most cordial invitation to all of the Academic students to join them in this profitable course of study in the future. 174 The Colonel DRAMATIC CLUB NOTES ETEEL RUTH SMITH ’Way back in the middle of February a lusty newborn lamb entered the fold of the many organizations at the University, and my! how that little creature has grown! This new arrival is known, in common parlance, as The Dramatic Club. The first meeting of the Club was held on the 13th of February, and, under the kindly guidance of Miss Ethel Allen Murphy, the following officers were chosen to direct the destiny of this organization: Ethel Ruth Smith, President; Elsie N. Moses, Vice-President; Helen McClure Hodges, Secretary; Elizabeth Ryan Keller, Treasurer. The committee for the selection of a play, composed of Mary Pressley Smith, Chairman; Louise Shelley, Adeline Heinz, Helen Plummer, Lois McCaleb, and Scott Leach, reported in favor of having two plays, their choice being ‘‘ The Rector,’’ by Rachel Carothers, and ‘‘ Their Guests,” by Margaret Cameron. , Our history is short and our beginning small. But who can tell? Some of these days in the dim, dim future, when The Dramatic Club of the University of Louisville is erecting Shakespeare memorials and their ilk, we shall be able to say with pride, ‘“‘I was a part of that beginning! ”’ THE TEXAS CLUB WM. HERBERT BEAZLEY Here we have exhibited for the first time a few of the wild and woolly cowboys from the Lone Star Ranch, down on the border of Old Mexico. The cowpunching experts are: Rutledge, Leader. Conkling, Sky Pilot. Longmeyer, Drink Mixer. Burkes, Grafter. Beazley, Trail Maker. Woolsey, Broncho Buster. The other members of our ranch, branded with the Long Horn insignia, are given below. Ac- cording to the latest roll-call, there are just nineteen of our number gathered at this well-known waterhole of learning to slake their thirst for medical knowledge. The remaining lasso-throwers are: J. G. Rumph, McGregor, Rice, Goodnight, Queen, T. G. Rumph, Van Zandt, Bleadsoe, Hill, Jones, Burchelmann, Barnard, and Kelley. Proud are we that in every class prominent offices are held by men of this club, viz: the Chief Politicians of the Seniors; Beazley, Vice-President of the Juniors; T. G. Rumph, President of the Sophomores; Longmire, President of the Freshman Class, are all on our list. We havea good showing in athletics. The Editor-in-Chief of Tur CoLonet is of our number. As for all the others, we may say that they possess the essential qualities of good citizenship of the plains. That means good enough for any place on the map. In our early days, when professional dreams did not disturb our slumbers, there were expe- riences enough to relate by our campfires till the late hours of night. Such hard tasks as then ex- isted now form a part of our chosen work. Long reaches across the prairie, foes—both of man and beast—storms, cold and heat had to be endured. But the broncho and lasso went out, the cattle— the long horns and the short horns—all came in and we held them till prices were good. Our Motto: Scuffle, shuffle, ride and throw, Reach the top and hold. THE TEXAS CLUB 176 The Colonel KEITH CLUB Morro: “Get all that’s coming to you and then some.”’ Cotors: Black and Blue. Favorite Firowrr: Old Maids. Favorite Sona: “It Looks to Me like a Big Night To-night.” Favorite Drink: Water (?) Favorite Diso: The one that has the most in it. The Keith Club is the embodiment of good fellowship. Daily the honorable judges gather at the round table to discuss the events of the hour, even as do our fair friends at the Sewing Circle. These same judges, we might add, are in no wise related to our friend of the desert, the camel, and forsooth, even as they talk, they sip from the cup of good cheer, enlivening the dull monotony of earthly existence and temporarily driving away the heavy cares with which they Favorite Dist: Bees’ knees. are burdened. MEMBERS Kerra Cius YELL Judge MceMeekin Judge McElhinny Busy bees, Honey bees, Judge DuRelle Judge Vogt Whole cheese, Main squeeze, Rah! Rah! Rah! Keith Club! Judge Sachs Judge Glass Judge Slaughter Judge Kruger HENRY CLAY CLUB. SAMUEL H. McMEEKIN, President. W. DUNBAR McELHINNY, JR., Vice-President. JAMES SWEENEY, Secretary. JOHN H. GLASS, Treasurer. FREDERICK L. DuRELLE, Sergeant at-arms. NICHOLAS E. VOGT, Librarian. The Henry Clay Club is the oldest organization of its kind in the South. Many of the greatest statesmen of our Commonwealth received their early training in this historic club. It is the bright spot in the student life of the Law School. The weekly debates and orations are a source of great interest, while the Moot Court proceedings afford a means of acquiring knowledge that will greatly benefit the student in after years. a8 Wileffersor. Ir The Colonel 177 CRAFTSMAN ROLL FRONT ROW (Left to right). 1. G.C. Harrod, Scott Lodge No. 120, Scottsburg, Ind. 2. R.E. Johnson, Olive Branch No. 38, Danville, Ill. Jas. Farrage, Prince Rupert Lodge No. 1, Winnipeg, Canada. G. C. Morrison, Mariah Lodge No. 38, Spencer, W. Va. A. M. Davis, Flat Gap Lodge No. 616, Flat Gap, Ky. F. D. Royce, Fowlersville Lodge No. 164, Fowlersville, Mich. Homer W. Cox, Bethlehem Lodge No. 574, Birdseye, Ind. A. N. Crain, Rock Hold Lodge No. 795, Rock Hold, Ky. T. L. Bailey, Orphans’ Friend No. 523, White Plains, Ky. So ORS Se Src SECOND ROW. C. C. Howard (E. A.), Trowel Lodge No. 373, Summershade, Ky. M. H. Mathewsoon, Otsenigo Lodge No. 435, Binghamton, N. Y. F. 8. Richmond, Hinton Lodge No. 62, Hinton, W. Va. T. E. Shell, Houston Lodge No. 67, Houston, Miss. O. A. Peer, Henry Chamberlain No. 308, Watervliet, Mich. J. G. Rogers, Eureka Lodge No. 75, Grantsville, W. Va. et eat edd oa THIRD ROW. . Wallace, Berkley Lodge No. 567, Golden Pond, Ky. . Eggers, Preston Lodge No. 281, Louisville, Ky. . Bass, Pitman Lodge No. 124, Campbellsville, Ky. . Dyer, Sonora Lodge No. 784, Sonora, Ky. . Ransdell, Owen Lodge No. 128, Owenton, Ky. . Cann, Proctor Lodge No. 218, Beattyville, Ky. . Downie, Albion Lodge No. 186, Barbadoes, West Indies. . Conkling, Valley Lodge No. 511, Valley Station, Ky. ONannwone “3OQEROP RE FOURTH ROW. Little, Nanafalia Lodge No. 335, Nanafalia, Ala. Booker: Halfway Lodge No. 298, Red Key, Ind. Hewlitt, Hanson Lodge No. 766, Hanson, Ky. Metcalfe, Andersonville Lodge No. 96, Rushville, Ind. Ww. Queen, Colorado Lodge, Colorado, Texas. = Sp burear arp ons re pH HO MEMBERS OF CLUB NOT IN PICTURE. L. Russell, Red Oak Lodge No. 578, Oakville, Ky. H. Spivey, Thomas Gaddis Lodge No. 379, Hollandale, Miss. O. Hill, Arcoma Lodge No. 99, Logan, W. Va. L. T. Whaley, Bethlehem Lodge No. 574, Birdseye, Ind. Geo. Hayes, Preston Lodge No. 281, Louisville, Ky. W. J. Albreicht, Youghiogheny Lodge No. 583, McKeesport, Pa. R. R. Remark, Allan Lodge No. 165, Moore’s Hill, Ind. Geo. Alexander, Bedford Lodge No. 14, Bedford, Ind. C. 8. Eddleman, Maringo Lodge No. 475, Maringo, Ind. G. W. Campbell, Hazard Lodge No. 676, Hazard, Ky. ss 178 The Colonel Craftsman Club OFFICERS F. D. ROYCE, President H. W. COX, Vice-President G. C. MORRISON, Secretary R. R. REMARK, Treasurer EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE H. C. METCALF F. S. RICHMOND J. L. RUSSELL HISTORY JAS. FARRAGE At the beginning of the 1909-10 session, several members of the Senior and Junior classes, who were Master Masons, met together in order to form a social club, where all members of the Craft in the University of Louisville might meet on a common level. After strenuous efforts a club was formed, which has as its object all the highest tenets of Masonry—namely, brotherly love, relief, and truth. Members of the Faculty who belong to our great order were made honorary members of the club, and right loyally have they stood by us and helped to make some pleasant evenings by their wise talks and funny stories. Shortly after our club was formed, we discovered several casual signs and tokens that led us to believe that we were not the first to form this kind of club. Several others existed, in various universities, under the name of ‘‘Craftsman,’’ with headquarters at Ann Arbor, Michigan, and by a unanimous vote we joined hands with th is body. Each class of the University is represented on the list of officers, and no student who is worthy and well qualified is refused membership in the club, although he is required first to prove himself by attending some regularly constituted lodge of Masons, in company with some member of the club. Toward the latter end of the 1909-10 session we held a banquet at the Seelbach Hotel, to which the Faculty brethren were invited. After a very sumptuous repast, speeches were made by various Faculty and club members, and after a most enjoyable and instructive time, the banquet closed in harmony, at some time very near the ‘ ‘wee sma’ hours.”’ The session of 1910-11 has been marked by at least one bright spot in the history of our club, and that was the dance held at the Galt House, in February. It would be a hard matter, indeed, to find a more congenial crowd than that which attended our dance. Every one wore his most winning smile; every one had a pleasant word for his neighbor; the floor was excellent and the music was heavenly; and of course it goes without saying, that all enjoyed themselves to the limit. What a pleasant memory our club will be in after years, when the sear and yellow leaf of old age has fallen upon us! We wish that those who come after us may continue the good work, put their shoulders to the wheel, and make the Craftsman Club as great a success in the future as it has been in the past. May it be a meeting place for pleasant social evenings, where one brother may meet another on a level, so that he may not sit by him in class for a whole session without knowing that he has “traveled.” aO10 NYWNSLAVYHO GHL 180 The Colonel sl ae ce DS le « THE DOCTOR’S CALL HERBERT C. WEDDLE White the harvest, clear the call Scattered not with roses bright, That bids us strive to win; Our road winds up and down; Broad the field and great the need And at the rugged journey’s end For true and noble men. We wait no golden crown; Does not the Doctor’s noble call An anxious mother’s grateful word, Obey divine decree? A baby’s winsome smile His humblest visit’s glorified Repay us; these shall call us on By Christ of Galilee; Where wealth could not beguile; For he who owned the myriad flocks When we’ve snatched from Death’s grim hanp Upon a thousand hills A parent, daughter, son, Stretched forth his potent hand to heal We’ve gained an honor greater far The many human ills. Than warriors ever won. ] 88 CRRNORR OTHE meee we nee ol A distinguishing feature of the work in the Medical Department of the University of Louis- ville is the personal contact between the Faculty and the students. Individuality of scan is a long advance over the student en masse. When the Professor and the student know each other, we have the ideal which was foreshadowed in the intimate association of the olden tine. between the preceptor and the student who read in his office and assisted in his work The instruction is thereby made more pertinent, but the greatest gain is the high ideal and tl irit of al a which has ennobled all professions in all ages. abla b Puiuip F. Barsour. SSV1IO HIdid HoOdUVA AHL Harrowcen Pty Oce.3t, 1910. College Liver ae Gxts r Sowion Law Banquer Here of Mes. Counrnicut Our Hallowe’en Party On October the thirty-first, the social sea- son of the Academic Department was opened with a Hallowe’en Party in the reception rooms of the University. Golden rod and autumn leaves were used in great profusion for decorating the rooms. From every nook and corner grinning Jack-o’- lanterns greeted the guests, and added more weirdness to the air of mystery which always prevails on that night, when witches ride and ghosts walk. And indeed ghosts did walk that night—the ghosts of all times and nations—from Pharaoh and his daughter to Little Red Riding Hood. Each guest had been requested to represent in some way a character of fiction or history. Varied and ingenious were the means of disguise employed, and even more varied and ingenious were the guesses in regard to the identity of the different personages. Completely hidden from curious eyes by the gayly colored walls of her tent, the ‘“sev- enth daughter of a seventh daughter,’ other- wise known as Miss Ethel Ruth Smith, revealed the future to all who were so bold as to ask what Fate held in store for them. Last, but by no means least, there was the refreshment room, with its table laden with apples, doughnuts, candy, and nuts, and a great bowl from which Mrs, Patterson served delicious cider. Mrs. Courtright Entertains The first social meeting of the Junior Class of the Law Department of the University of Louisville was held January 31, 1911, at the home of Mrs. N. A. Courtright. _ After a delightful half-hour of round-table discussion on various topics, a sumptuous ban- quet was served. Several witty after-dinner speeches were made by the future justices and members of the bar, but the chief address of the evening Conve “Pon PEELBACH was delivered by Mr. Joseph Conkling, a prominent member of the medical depart- ment (Class 1911) of the University of Louis- ville. Dr. Conkling’s subject was ‘‘The Annual Publication of the University.” Subsequently a short business meeting was held, at which the following officers were elected: Pres.—Mr. Samuel H. MeMecekin. Vice-Pres.—Mr. Frederick L. DuRelle. Sec’y—Mr. Jos. G. Sachs, Jr. Treas.—Mr. John H. Glass. Sg’t-at-Arms—Mr. Nicholas Vogt. Class Poet—Mr. Jos. Slaughter. Historian—Mr. J. T. Bowling. Prophet—Mr. James Headly. Knocker—Mr. William Kruger. After the election of the officers and the transaction of various other Class business, the meeting adjourned with a vote of thanks to the charming hostess. Dr. and Mrs. Patterson Entertain The Dramatic Club was charmingly enter- tained on Saturday evening, March 18th, by Dean and Mrs. Patterson in their apartment in the Owens-Hill. Those who enjoyed the gener- ous hospitality of the Dean and his wife were Lois McCaleb, Edith Stark, Viola Heffernan, Ruth Harrington, Catharine Sigler, Elsie Moses, Ruth Terry, Adeline Heinz, Louise Shelley, Mary Pressley Smith, Marie Anderson, Margaret Currie, Elizabeth Keller, Ethel Allen Murphy, Julia Collins, Ethel Ruth Smith. Dr. Louis Siff assisted Mr. and Mrs. Patterson in receiving. On Friday evening, April 7th, Dr. and Mrs. Patterson entertained the members of the cast of ‘The Rector” and ‘Their Guests,’ at dinner. The Colonel 183 Society Dtems “Tea” Given by the Basket-Ball Team. Three cheers for our basket-ball team! For the games they won, for the ‘‘Tea”’ they gave, and best of all for the girls themselves! On February the eleventh the girls of the student body, the members of the Faculty and their wives, were invited to have a cup of tea with the members of the basket-ball team. Many are the good times we have had in the “League Room,’”’ but no occasion has left a more pleasant memory than this one. Miss Elsie Moses and Miss Ethel Ruth Smith presided at the tea table, while the other members of the team received the guests and gave to each a royal welcome. The color scheme, red, was carried out in every detail. The flowers used were Richmond roses and red carnations. The candlesticks held red tapers with red shades, and the con- fections were in red. We have always been proud of our basket- ball girls, but we are prouder than ever now. When victory becomes an everyday occurrence, when the athletic world is theirs, when they long for more worlds to conquer, let them turn to the social world; it, too, will fall an easy and willing victim to such charming hospi- tality as theirs. Miss Smith Entertains the Senior Class. On Saturday, March eighteenth, Miss Mary Pressley Smith charmingly entertained the members of the Senior Class of the Aca- demic Department. It was truly a typical den of a college girl into which we were ushered. Pennants and banners adorned the walls, sofa pillows were piled high on the couch, and the table was strewn with books and college magazines. It required little stretch of the imagination to feel that we were at Bryn Mawr, Vassar, Wellesley, or Smith—and really it was the latter, wasn’t it? Delicious refreshments were served by Miss Smith’s two French maids. We have al- ways had the highest regard for Miss Smith, have admired her ability, which has proved it- self so marked along many lines, and above all, have felt that she possessed rare common sense. But alas, we were mistaken, for what University student in her right mind would keep two French maids? Yet this is what our esteemed Class Prophet does. However, we overlooked such rank extravagance, for two such charming maids as Mlle. Elizabeth Keller and Mlle. Louise Shelley were a wonderful addition to any crowd, and we regretted exceedingly that they could speak French only and hence could take no part in the feast of reason and flow of soul. “Colonel” Theater Party. On Friday, April 7th, the editorial force of Tue CoLtonet, with their friends and various members of the Faculty of the University, en- joyed a theater party at the Walnut Street Theater. Zangwill’s delightful play, ‘“‘ Merely Mary Ann,” was the evening’s offering, and was most effectively given by a capable cast. 184 The Colonel THE PLAYS ETHEL RUTH SMITH HE charm of Friday night, March 31st, will linger long with those who were interested in and enjoyed the Plays. (’Scuse the cap P, but that’s the way we feel about it, and “They” tell us our pride is justifiable.) The Woman’s Club hummed with the gather- ing throng, behind the scenes there was a buzz of lines repeated for the last time before the grand entrée, and ’twixt dabs of paint and powder and the dotting of eyes, embryo Hamlets and future Juliets loudly proclaimed that they ‘‘ weren’t scared a bit—oh, no! ”’ At last the orchestra—and mighty fine that Manual Orchestra was, too—was silenced, the foot- lights flashed, back went the curtains, and, behold! the setting of ‘‘The Rector’? was before us! First there came Janie, otherwise known as Elizabeth Keller—and let me tell you right here, Janie was a maid worth having. Soon arrived upon the scene Mrs. Lemmingworth (Edith Stark), with her samples and advice. In quick succession followed his honor ‘‘The Rector,’”’ Miss Trimball, Margaret Norton, Mrs. Nunsey, and last but not least, Victoria Knox. Elsie Moses, as Margaret Norton in her grand renunciation scene, did a bit of acting of which an older and more experienced actress might well be proud. Oh! but it is hard to write of ‘‘The Rector”’ and its cast—the honors were so equally divided, and so much credit is due each and every one of them, so faithfully and enthusiastically did they do their parts. After the applause had died away, after the curtain had been drawn on the Rector and Victoria, the Manual Orchestra played again. Truly, to do this organization credit would impose too heavily upon your time. Under the direction of Prof. Geo. B. Frazee, and the leadership of Mr. Miles, the Manual Orchestra has attained a mark far beyond the one usually reached by amateurs. Right well may they congratulate themselves upon their success, and we take this opportunity of thank- ing them for their services, so kindly and generously rendered. Next on the program came ‘Their Guests’’—a lesser luminary, but also brilliant. The cast of “Their Guests,” Mary Louise Shelley, Ethel Ruth Smith, Julian Bradbury, and Sam MeMeekin, presented a very enjoyable little play. Miss Shelley was charming as the capricious little Dolly, and the audience attested to this fact by long and loud applause. WEN SIGEL TYR LUNCHEON MARGARET MAXWELL On November 23d the Wen Sigel Tyr Society gave a most delightful luncheon in their club- room at the University. : The Club colors. yellow and green, were used very effectively in the decorations and confec- tions. The Thanksgiving idea was carried out in the place cards, which were in the shape of turkeys. Among the invited guests were Mrs. Roy Dye and Misses Ruth Warner, Claudine Boyer, Lois McCaleb, Marie Anderson, Ruth Terry, Lillian Logan, Mary Vanarsdale, Meta Waltenburg, and Margaret Maxwell. O noble fool ! A worthy fool! Motley’s the only wear.” — Shakespeare. FACULTY ALPHABET is for Abell, a surgeon of note; As No. 1 ‘‘cutter”’ we'll give him our vote. for Bodine, who is very severe, As the Sophs”’ will surely discover this year. is for Cheatham—how peerless of yore! Now, as ‘Emeritus,”’ rests on his oar. is for Dabney, who talks on the eye: To “drive it home” well, he surely does try. is for Evans, our corpulent Dean; Creeps upon crapshooters ere he is seen. is for Fleischaker—poor little man! He handles his subject as well as he can. is for Gossett, who left us this year; We told him good-bye, but ne'er shed a tear. i | is for Hendon, so lanky and gay— ‘Adhesions stop jingling, so just let them stay.” is the greatest ‘‘I am” of the lot; His lectures are junk, his statistics are rot.” is for Jenkins, both Georgie and Will; The first talks on “pickle,” the latter on pill.” 186 The Colonel K is for Kelly, our grand old man”’: If he has a say, he'll pass all he can. is for Leavell, so trim and so nice; When the boys are in “trouble,” he’s there in a trice. is for Moren, the man without hair: Whose lectures on ‘‘ nerves” are equally rare. is for Nobody—Ego effaced— Nobody's somebody who is misplaced. is for Owen, a man’kin in specs; When he begins ‘cutting”’ there'll surely be ‘ wrecks.” is for Pfingst, whom all the boys love: You won't find a better, wherever you rove. is for Quinby, the queer-bearded man, Prescribing cascara wherever he can. is for Ray. It is whispered around That a great many “flunks”’ to his credit are found. is for Simpson, who works with a vim; No ‘medical”’ shirkers get credit from him. is for Tuley—invaluable man— Who gives to his race what service he can. is for Umpires, who will not be lacking To give to our “hits”’ their reliable backing. Y for Van Zandt, who surely will see To the fate of that section —obstreperous B.”’ for Wathen, the human enigma; Can't tell what he says from the Greek letter sigma. Xx is for Ten, when the answer is right— Did the Profs. know my name, not a ten-ner in sight. Y is for You, my complete little jack ’; If the bosses” caught all, they would soon have a stack. is for Zimmerman— bully for him!”’ ‘ Sheepskins for all! ’ is the motto of Zim. The Colonel 187 SE NS 2 ae FACULTY ROASTS J. B. LUKENS, M, DB: Adjunct professor of obstetrics. Dr. Lukens was born in 18—; place of birth not recorded. Early in life he gave an earnest of his fitness for his chosen line of work by tying two cats together by the tails, and throwing them over a clothesline. Needless to say they made the fur fly. His most remarkable per- formance is reciting from memory ‘Williams,’ either forward or back- ward. HUGH N. LEAVELL, M. D. Royal Physician to their majesties King George V, Judge Fairleigh, Khe- dive of Egypt, President Braga of Por- tugal, Andrew Carnegie, etc. Practices exclusively among the ‘most prom- inent families’ of this city. Advance agent for such preparations as ‘The Trinity” and “Lar rabee’s Fever Mix- ture,’ also Cuticura, Glyco-Thymoline, Fairchild’s Essence of Pepsin, Pepto- zyme, Peruna, and other standard pharmaceutical preparations. Has a personal timidity. Is thinking of buy- ing a new automobile. T. G. EVANS, M.D: Dean, Professor Excelsior of the United, Conglomerated, and Confused Medical Colleges. Traces his descent from Lord Chesterfield, Beau Brummel, and Mr. Turveydrop. Originator of the Stanhope handshake. One of the largest users of the Standard Oil Com- pany’s products. CHAS. G. LUCAS) Mab: Born at an early age. His birth ushered in a new epoch in _ history. As a child he showed remarkable fond- ness for flowers, and a deep understand- ing of laces, linens, and lisle thread creations. Has an acid conscience of the dimethyldiamedodiazobenzol variety. Immediately after graduation in medicine he cornered the market in stomach pumps. This lucky business venture has been a foundation for an astounding success in his specialty. He loves the Seniors. J. B. MARVIN, M. D. Dip El Dy An Bisbac, Dames. Phe Di Rho Gi ePhy i. Oeretc: Born in Rome 36 B. C., in the reign of Contraboozius. Very conservative in regard to personal possibilities. | Dis- courses very freely on his medical ex- periences; evidently spends twenty- eight hours every day in consultations. Discoverer of the new disease—fantail pigeonitis. CARL WEIDNER, M. D. Professor of Histology, Pathology, Bacteriology, Medicine, Obstetrics, Legal Medicine, Anatomy, and Physical Diagnosis. Champion Long-distance Diagnostician of the world. Will meet all comers—winner to take 80 per cent of the gate receipts. Born in Blutrot- siebenmeilenstiefelkammer, Wuertem- burg, during the reign of Frederick the Great. 188 The Colonel SENIOR CLASS A is for Amick, a jolly good fellow; Perhaps not unsound, but just over-mellow. is for Bost, and also for Brown; These sprightly pedestrians know the whole town. for Cappell—what an awful creation Of mythical ‘‘organs of degeneration”! IAN a ! for the “ Diggers,” who grind—without doubt “Ss + a Their brains, like their bodies, are never seen out. Vacation Time “se is for Engleman, quiet but fast; He's sure to come in for the honors at last. is for Foley, assistant to Hanes: Ambitious to shine as a man of great brains. is for Greenburg, of Tenth Station fame; A girl and a telegram worked out the game. is for Harrod, who raked in the pool, One vaudeville evening, by riding the mule. for the © of our Dean omnispective, Directed toward miscreants, always effective. is for Jones—like Wouter Van Twiller, His corpulent person resembles a ' pillar.” K is for Kincheloe, and should be for Kute ’: If one can’t be used, the other would suit. is for Little, the tallest in class: If he goes on his record he surely will pass. M is for Milbee, of stepladder fame: His climbing may help him to win a great name. pang = The Colonel 189 is for Nickel l—John Wathen’s assistant: His theory from practice is frequently distant. is the Zero laid up for ‘ that day”’: Should you get it, then back to your farming to stay. is for Prichett, who fooled in the clinic, Till his cheek felt the touch of a wary old cynic. is for Queener, of Chesterfield fame; When others were banished, he stayed just the same. Rxemlime Seg is for Russell, and also for Royce; They ran a good race, but were not of our choice. is for South, who sits peacefully dreaming, No matter how loud a professor is screaming. is for Taylor, and also for Terry; One gives you hot air, and the other good sherry. is the half of our dear U. of L., But we hope we are through and can bid her farewell. for the five that the crapshooters won The day that Dean Evans came in for his fun. for Wicker, the man who got married, Left wifey at home while in college he tarried. for the ten we all hope to receive; But I from the X will help us to leave. Y is for You, when you finish this list, If you haven't been named, you have surely been missed. is for Zeok, the last of the lot; By the long and the short he will ne'er be forgot. 190 The Colonel DRAMATIS PERSONAE OSCAR O. MILLER. I V O come, my Muse, and tune your voice, The next is tall and thin and tan, And sing in tones as soft and choice His forehead is a goodly span, As those that bid our hearts rejoice And yet a very nervous man When speaks great Hendon. Is our John Moren. Upon a base, an ample base, “Upon the brain I’d H,O, He stands and sways with rhythmic grace, The hairs fell in and drowned, and so While holiness lights up the face Upon my head no hair would grow,” Of our great Hendon. Explains John Moren. II VI “Now, gentlemen, this is the truth’’— Now Thompson, he is far from “‘dumb,”’ We never doubted him, forsooth, Despite a softening cerebrum; Nor felt suspicion’s gnawing tooth, He lectures and he “‘cusses’’ some, At thought of Hendon. Does Thompson. “A man may drink him dead on rum, In such a rage we’ve seen this sage Get mangled, think his time has come— We thought he’d have a hemorrhage, Save but his periosteum, We wish his theme were but a page— He’ll live,’ says Hendon. Dear Thompson! Ill VII Our learned Hanes is one we fear, Now Wathen, our “‘ old man,”’ is seen, His workshop is set in the rear, Who has a countenance serene And there with energies sincere And curling locks of silvery sheen; Digs Hanes. Yes, Wathen— We’ve seen him dig a trench quite high, ’Gainst whom the truth we surely utter, From sacrum unto scapulee; In that we sleep not for the mutter “4 ruthless delver, that am I,’’ Of his confounded spurt and sputter— Quoth Hanes. O unkind Wathen! IV VIII He’s lectured long and not in vain, The laughing one—Dacelo gigas— By day and night, by shine or rain; With lightning swoop behold him pass, Amebie coli on the brain, And birdlike circle ’round the class, Has Hanes. That groans forth ‘‘ Davidson! ” “T’ve lectured thus from times of old, For Pediatrics known afar, With repetitions manifold, To him the students ‘“‘ Hip Hurrah!” And yet a lie I never told,” He reads in “‘ Holt” but talks “ Ruhrah,” Says Hanes. This birdlike Davidson. IX Next portly Lucas, Grant, and Abell, Speidel, who brings his “old wives’ fable,’’ And Weidner with the tongues of Babel, Dabney, Pfingst, and Ray. Then Tuley, Leavell, Asman, Bloom— How I do wish I had the room In which to consign you to your doom Forever and for aye! Proressor aT SurcEryY Crrnic—“Gentlemen, here is a boy who has a shortening of one limb, in consequence of which he limps. Doctor, what would you do in such a case?” CoomBgs (on front row)—‘‘ Limp too.” The Colonel 191 FRESHMAN PROVERBS UP TO DATE LEONORA JOHNSTON U ndertake not a French phrase unless thou art sure of it; remember that each professor speaks at least nine tongues. N ervous answers stir up doubt in the hearts of our instructors, but a bold front and a rapid utterance cover all shortcomings. I ntriguing spirits are in perpetual danger: for the eye of the Dean is ever upon them. V erily, those who warble duets in the hall shall learn that music hath power to call forth violent protests. E xalt not thy reports, for thou knowest not what future exams. may bring forth. R eading Latin while going to class betokens a scant use of the midnight oil. andwich, thy days are numbered; tarry not to adorn thyself with red ribbon. nnocent mice are called forth from the ir seclusion by Freshman generosity: but they will eventually assume the lion’s proportions and devour mankind. here’s many a slip ’twixt the “start and the finish.” destroy them utterly. ccasional holidays refresh the tired spirit: but indulged in too frequently, they promote confusion. i oung ideas will often be cherished in secret: but a sweeping blast from the professors shall F ortunate is he who smiles not when the campus is mentioned. L et not thy joy be unseemly, for to-day thou mayest be elected president of a class, and to-morrow thou mayest be dubbed ‘‘a kid”? by a Senior. - not thy services in dusting the big pennant, or thou shalt surely become a laughing-stock or ‘‘men. neasy lies the head crammed with five months’ knowledge; and a sleepless night prevents clear thinking on the morrow. nterest in the progress of the clock manifests either an impatient spirit or a fear of coming to “the part I couldn’t do.” ee how great a remonstrance a little ‘‘B”’ kindleth! to the earth. nterruptions are troublesome to the diligent student: but a toasted marshmallow will quickly appease his anger. aughter unsubdued shall be speedily quenched by a presentation of the rules, ook not too intently at the bulletin board, for thou mayest find thyself on some committee. V enturesome maids climb upon mantles at their own peril: for gravity will surely draw them E very Freshman longeth for the four years to be over: but every Senior desireth their return. 192 The Colonel i ee of Jokes A FEW OF THE MANY THINGS THAT WOULD MAKE OLD U. OF L. SHINE Two million dollars. A real baseball team. Another college book store. Some sensible light arrangements in room “B.”’ A law prohibiting the turning out of fu ll beards. A Faculty that will support the “ Annual.” Fewer kickers. More pushers. OS See AN IDEAL PASTOR (For Our Theologues) Mistah Green—“ Mawnin, sah! How am de Baptis’ Church comin’ on? Hab you collected a preachah yit?”’ Deacon Johnson—“Not yit, sah; hit am dis-a-way, Brudder Green, dar’s some preachahs ez kin preach, but dey can’t pastah (pastor); den dar’s some ez kin pastah, but dey can’t preach; we wants a man ez kin preach en pastah bof.’ A MODEST AMBITION During the last semester at the University, one of the English classes was engaged in the study of ‘“ Adonais, An Elegy on the Death of Keats ”’ At the conclusion of the fifty-fifth stanza, the sublime was exchanged for the ludicrous by the following exclamation of Miss S——: “Just think, Shelley wrote fifty-five of these beautiful stanzas; I’d been glad if I could have written one!’’ THINGS THAT EXIST ONLY IN DREAMLAND 1. A track team. 4. A class spirit. 2. A glee club. 5. A clean lecture room. 3. Aclass “‘wellup”’ for Thompson. 6. The crap-shooter’s diploma. Hunt Pope—‘“‘And some one called it genius, But others tapped their heads.” Russell Jesse— ‘‘ I would rather excel others in knowledge than power.”’ C. C. Howard: Rises early, studies late, Works all day with book and slate. Richardson—“ Mike, what are you doing?”’ Clark (walking around Doherty)—‘“Oh, just walking around the block.” Amick—“ Professor, what artist painted the ‘Picture of Health’?”’ Professor—‘‘ McCormack.” The Colonel 193 Jokes THE U. OF L. TROTTING ASSOCIATION LAST ANNUAL MEET Continuous Racing for Five Days, Beginning May 15th. Dr: HeA. DAVIDSON: oo... cs 8 President. Dr. J. GARLAND SHERRILL______-- Vice-President. LEA AND FrricEeRS (CoMPENDS) --Starters. GREAT EVENT Tue Via SurGerRY STEPPLECHASE (SELLING), FOR THOROUGHBRED Surgery STEEDS ONLY. Purse—‘‘ To Pass.”’ ENTRIES “LE SuRGERYE” by ‘‘DaCosta,’’ owned by McKenna; Jockey, ‘‘Kyllo.”’ “Tue Pepratrics,’”’ by ‘Holt,’’ owned by James; Jockey, ‘‘Porter.’’ “THERAPEUTICS,” by “Ortner,’’ owned by Strachan; Jockey, ‘‘ Kincheloe.’”’ “CurnicaL Mepicing,’”’ by ‘‘French,’’ owned by Montgomery; Jockey, “Nelson.” “The Pediatrics’? picked to win; ‘“‘Therapeutics’’ also a favorite. The President offers a loving cup to the successful jockey. QUERIES Which Junior wears a winning Irish smile? Sweeney. How many students kept their seats during the classroom dog fight? Was it the ‘Mock Trial’? or the accompaniments that killed the “Henry Clay Club’’? How many students kept their seats during the mélée which left Stites with shelf-room for class purposes? What Junior, with his Kentucky bodyguard, tried to ‘‘spot’’ the train porter’s ivories on or about Christmas time? What Junior, to relieve his feelings, “‘plugged’’ three holes in the class room floor on or about mid-year examinations? What Senior assumed an official prerogative to charge voluntarily into an unofficial upstairs gathering of Junior students, and caught them with the ‘‘ goods on them’’? The Senior in question recognized the peculiar sound as played on the floor above. Were his intentions as he bounded up the stairs honorable and lawful, or was the search an afterthought? Said Senior, rumor has it, is quite an expert himself. Cc. C: OFFICERS. Gray BLANCHARD, President. Fritz DuRE LE, Vice-President. Take one of the above every two months. (Signed) Sachs, M. D. Mhos dhe MEDICAL LAW Hardest Student __---_- Hausa 2-=- DuRelle--___- Most Popular Student... Miller. _--. Blanchard_-- Handsomest Student---- McWilliams Bowling --_-- Best M. D. or LL. B ---- Bost -.---- Sweeney ---- Greatest Ladies’ Man... Dravo--___- Slaughter _-- Most Popular Professor. Thompson_ Harris, Jr --- Most Bashful Student _..Fuzzy An- Glass _____-- derson. Handsomest Professor... McMurtry. Seymour ___- The Laziest Student---- Beard ____- Gardner- --_- Best All-round Athlete-. Helm -___-- Spanninger __ Student Most in Love... Duggan _._ Stites ______- Wittiest Student_______- Cann=---.. Brown Most Conceited Student. Baugh ---- Krueger Most Selfish Student---- Clayton... Landrum ___- Most Regular Student -- Steinberg _ Eastabrook. - Greatest Bore _________- Amick ____ Hamilton____ ARTS Mr. Esrich. One who has the most lunch. See for yourself in this Annual. Miss Media Kinic. Mr. Dart. Miss Moses’ ‘‘ Honey.”’ Miss Ethel Ruth Smith. Afraid to say. Miss Keller. Miss Huber. Mr. Thornberry. Read THE CoLone.. The one who gets A in English. All of us—at times. “What’s the matter with Heinz?” Miss Hodges. The Colonel 195 MEDICAL LAW ARTS Greatest Kicker _....._.___. Ritteree.cdsk. a) Rene ean eS. Miss Spillman. Most Original Liar.......--. Blair........--- Mackey ..5--.. .2-- The author of this col- umn. Biggest Bonehead _________- Allison: cone DAIGy stuart eos Unknown quantity. Biggest Grafter._........__. Leavell...__.._- McMeekin.- __------ Mr. Jenks. Biggest Dillberry ___..--__-- Richmond _____- Ragsdale_ __.__.____ Not in our vocabulary. Most Sarcastic Student____- Rutledge. ....-- Lex2252.5sccetcncs Ask Dr. Siff. Most Fickle Student__..._.. Dravo_.._....... MeElhinny -__---.-- Mr. Dustin. Biggest Crank:...- 2-2 8.- . Howard __-___.- Barrett cteccetes Miss Mary Pressley Smith. Ugliest: Student =.7...+...-.. Roveters.._--.. “Vogbse---enescsses- “MO. Ue” Biggest Tightwad_ ________- JAMCS: 2s see Turpin____-__....-. Senior Class, with ex- ception of Mr. Thorn- berry. Biggest Hot-Air Artist...... Corbett ........ Lewis -..-..-...-..- Miss Moses. Brainiest Student_____.__-_- D: K.. Clark ..... Pepper..-...--...... We revall “ 1¢:? Greatest Pessimist..__....... Pierce. ._..__._. B. Sachs __._.....-. Miss Murphy. And Treats Without Money. Patterson __-- .- Pi bootnee a sees P Peck Greatest Sucker -__--.------ Farrage ---..---- Felant. = --. 38-7 Thing forb idden here. Faded the Crap Game _-....... T. C. Evans__.. Sales._.-.---.-..--. O---h! The Poo) Shark....2222.-..- Hater sean nas MGBNdé =... --- tort Official Strong Man___--..-- Harrod. awaseus2 Hesdlay.c x. s2 sace Dr. Blackwell. Most Liberal Student...__.. Rogers -_--.---- Mrs: Courtright _... The one who has the least money. Neatest Student _._.-------- ROyC0 cose scae: GROBN Saas ns ennkes Miss Inimica Muris. 196 . The Colonel Jokes THE GUESSERS’ COLUMN Acknowledged Personally High-class. Our Over Ocean Migrant. Gentleman Well Learned. Right Demure. Just Logically Right. Also Most Dumpy. Seldom Attends School. A-1 Florida Man. : One Round More. Intensely Hearty Smiles. Class’s Final Chief. Justly Cardinal Caput. Formerly A Bensonite. Matrimonial Chesterfield. Our Wise Lengthy. Eternally Bent-over. Just Wants-a-good Colonel. Wonderfully Fleet Hotfoot. Can Certainly Handle-the-goods. How Confidently Big. Jail’s Regular Bird. Which Junior might break if he were dropped? Glass. Which student should be the best read in his class? Daily. Which Junior is more game by name than by nature? Bowling. Which is the most-opinionated student? Stites. Whose name always suggests Duke’s Mixture? Sachs. Which Senior, always late, walks as if he had springs in his knees? McBride. Under what rule of evidence, or theory of evidence, does Kruger change his boarding-house so fre- quently? Wanted: A wife—Bowling. Which is the most gentlemanly Senior? Feland. Which Senior is the most popular among the boys? Gardner. The most painstaking Senior? Hamilton. Which Senior, during class, can detect, through the ceiling, a junior crap game in progress upstairs? Mackey. To whom does the Senior Class extend sympathy on account of illness which prevents his finishing? Greene. Characterize Ragsdale. A horn of plenty! A Hoosier schoolmaster? Todd. Which is the most all-around nice Senior? Brown. Is the Senior Class variety of Pepper “ripe” or “green’’? (He certainly is not re(a)d.) Which Senior is the most popular among the girls? Landrum. Which Senior puts up the greatest bluff at knowing his lessons? Ogden. To whom would the girls go for a bargain? Sale. Dr. MeCraken—‘‘ Gentlemen, do you know how we came to have sparrows in America? ’’ Freshman—‘‘ No, sir.’’ Dr. McCraken—‘‘At one time there was a pestilence of worms among the cotton, and we sent over to England to get these far-famed birds to destroy the worms. Now, they are worse than the worms. Which would you rather have, Mr. McReynolds, worms or sparrows?”’ Mr. McReynolds—‘“‘I don’t know; I ain’t never had sparrows. ”’ The Alpha and Omega of a family of ten will be graduated from the U. of L. this year. Say that there is nothing new under the sun, and that you can’t learn anything after thirty! The Colonel 197 Glee Club (MEDICAL COLLEGE) PERSONNEL Jean Babinsky Helmatoff, Excelsus Etate Owenanni, Johannes Key McKennabiff, Camillo Greenburgsung, Warbell Etli Jonelli, © Ourori Waft Littleolo, Contrallo Finale Claytonelli, Pianissimo L. Henneykoffski, Tempolo Laniola Baileyiyi, Johannes Andante Dayruso, Atempo La Kinchinokofflowe, Domino Cantsingabit Burkesky, Gart Wengeli Morganskey. Rendition 1 ‘‘Casey Jones.” 4, “Slide, Slide, ete.” Quartette: Solo: Helmatoff. Claytonelli, Helmatoff, Owenanni, 5. “By the Light of the Silvery Moon.” Dayruso. Quartette: Oy dapmalj acne wanenerrau nee First Tenor, Kinchinokofllowe. Solo: Dayruso. Second Tenor, Littleolo. First Bass, Jonelli. “Meet Me To-night In Dreamland.” Second Bass, Morganskey. 6. Original Song: Duet: ; Baileyiyi, McKennabiff. Domino Cantsingabit Burkesky. The Mevicau Cotece Qoercne 9 oo. 198 The Colonel Jokes DOMESTIC VS. SCIENTIFIC The professor of physics was apologizing to his class for the failure of an electric experiment which he attempted without previous preparation. “This Ruhmkorff Coil needs a —’”’ ; “Dust cloth,” interrupted Miss Sharpe, with a glance at the professor's face and hands, soiled in consequence of handling the dust-covered apparatus, her domestic instincts for the moment prevailing over the scientific. Can you imagine— Jones running for a car? Taylor never asking for a stogie? Steinberg at lectures twice in one week? Campbell with his pants pressed? McCormack, Cann, and Bost without Van Dykes? Prichett without his ledger? Hauss at a clinic? Lenhart without a lady? Rutledge having a hearty laugh? Puace: Hospital. Actors: Shackl ette and Cappell, taking pulse of patient. Shacklette on one side, Cappell on other. Doctor—“ Well, boys, what’s the puise?’’ Shacklette—“ Kighty-eight.”’ Cappell—“‘ Ninety.”’ Doctor—‘‘ Boys, try again.’ Same result. Shacklette—“ Well, it may be ninety on that side, but I’m sure it’s eighty-eight on this side.” Extract from the speech of Ritter, the Chief Mogul Arguer, on the picture question for the Senior Class: “Sink or swim, live or die, survive or perish, common or lager, J am for Standiford’s, first, last, and all the time, one and inseparable, vox populi, sic semper, Limberger et Wienerwurst.’’ Dickory, dickory, doctor, What shall we do without Proctor? At the altar was tied to his fair, blushing bride, And so we have lost our Proctor. Dr. Jesse Russell is rapidly recovering from his latest accident. He was struck by a thought. Way down yonder in Zulu-land, A moon-bug sat with his eye in his hand; He soon caught cold from a passing breeze; He swallowed his head and began to sneeze. Dr. Robertson (in Freshman chemistry)—‘‘Mr. Bishop, is oxygen a solid, liquid, or gas?’’ Bishop—‘“‘A solid liquid, Doctor.” Who thinks Dr. Ray’s jokes are funny? Dr. Ray. Who laughs first at Dr. Ray’s jokes? Dr. Ray. Who laughs longest at Dr. Ray’s jokes? Dr. Ray. Tbe Colonel 199 Jukes Morro: We care not where we sleep. (En Gis GBS TOO) Pade ne eee eee See eee eee Chief Snorer. Ne ENADOUTH sos e522 5 seneonage shone wane seat eaeeeaeeee Champion Long Distance Sleeper. a, 9D asSOTT so ooo eee c ewan ae sakes Defier of Alarm Clocks. MON ONIOR ED hac noe ate ote see enaameeeeessanemees Front Row Napper. MEMBERS. FARRAGE. McCormack. CLayTon. MontTGoMErY. DANIEL. SonnNE. Bost. HARRISON. Bonp. LITTLE. LENHART. CaRPER. KNOCKOUTS FROM THE HAMMER CLUB Voice from upstairs—‘Oh, Doherty, when you leave throw in the morning paper!’’ Clark—‘‘Say, Rich, if we should burn the bones of Doherty’s head, should we get bone-ash?”’ Richardson—“ No! we should have wood-ash!”’ Dr. Baldauf (at post-mortem)—‘ Doctor, what do you think about this organ (heart)?”’ Student—“I think it has murmured its last time.”’ Dr. McCraken—“‘Mr. Doherty, what is a vacuum, theoretically speaking?”’ Doherty—‘“I have it in my head, but I don’t know how to make myself clear.” _ Dr. McCraken—‘‘Mr. Burnett, physiologically speaking, what is a hiccough, to all intents and purposes?” Burnett—‘‘A message from departed spirits.” Duenweg (at Miller’s Restaurant)—“Say, vaiter, blease to pring me a hamberger, unt say, get id from der pottom of der parrel.”’ Waiter (returning)—“‘Here’s your hamberger, the barrel?”’ Duenweg—“ Vell, I alvays vanted do help der unter dog oud.”’ but why did you want one from the bottom of 200 The Colonel Valedictory HEAD-MARKS WM. MUSS DICKERSON RIENDS, this is a truly great country, extensive in acres and powerful in its influence. But were its magnitude multiplied tenfold, and one of us banished to the farthest remove from his early home, yet would his thoughts turn to the scene of his youth, just as the homely but smiling sunflower seeks the face of that magnetic and splendid King Artist—the Sun. And why? Because our lives, if not now, must later on draw a princely interest for our declining years from the haleyon days of our glorious youth. It begins to dawn upon me now, that our most perfect days were those when the multiplication table, though nominally our chief concern, was often far from our thoughts. But by the light of those days, now dead as time counts it, our lives in future years are constantly refreshed, enhanced and sweetened. And the greatest source from which a reminiscent mind can draw floods of happiness is the proverbial ‘‘Little Red School House on the Hill.’’ Not far from our own ‘‘Southern Queen’’ is to me such a spot. I can shut my eyes now and see it as it was twenty years ago. Hidden away among the West Virginia hills, snow-swept in winter, flower-decked in summer, but, whether in winter or summer, beautiful in its sunlit glory, stands a little schoolhouse guarded by ever-friendly and faithful hills. There it is now, out there, with the toiling schoolmaster and the beautiful little girl with wood-violets pinned on her gracious form. Vivid in memory now is the d ay when we used to stand up and spell, with head-marks for our prize. And I shall never forget the day when big Bob White ‘‘answered back’’ in class. Before the words were well out of his lips, the master, with a single stride, was in front of him, and, laying two swift, stinging cuts from the rawhide over big Bob’s back, commanded, ‘‘Hold out your hand!’’ in a voice so terrible and with eyes of such blazing light that before Bob was aware he shot out his hand and stood awaiting the blow. The school never in all its history received such a thrill as the next few moments brought; for while Bob stood waiting, the master’s words fell clear-cut upon the dead silence: ‘‘No, Robert, you are too big to thrash. You are a man, No man should strike you—and I apologize.’’ Then big Bob forgot his wonted sheepishness, and spoke out with a man’s voice, ‘‘I’m sorry I spoke back, sir.’? And then all the girls began to ery and wipe their eyes with their aprons, while the master and Bob shook hands silently. From that hour Bob White would have slain any one offering to make trouble for the master, and the teacher’s rule Tbe Colonel 201 was firmly established. My friends, did you catch that mental picture of a rough, uncouth country boy tasting for the first time the milk of human kindness as it flowed from the kind and gentle heart of the master? All men, and more especially those of a sympathetic nature, have in their youth not one divinity only, but many, toward which their minds turn with love and fond entreaty. Afterward, when these romantic attachments have given place to other and more serious things, our lives are still colored by them to our lasting benefit. For such attachments, however evanescent, shape the destinies of men and sweeten their lives as with the gentle fragrance of a flower. Nor are we less sincere in youth because the glass that reflects the image of our love to-day shadows forth another picture, quite as attractive, on the morrow. All are real, and add to the attractiveness of men’s lives, as does every comforting or ennobling thought. Imagination and meditation are two valuable assets of life. Lacking such food, the mind and heart are deficient in the things that make men more than animals. The imagery of life, be it good or bad, has its growth in youth. As primroses grow only in the spring, certain virtues, if they do not put forth vigorous shoots in youth, are not likely to show any luxuriant leafage in after age. It was imperative, I take it, to dwell at length upon that period of boy evolution, for ypon these first days rests the balance of power. A boy is a necessary evil, whose chief function is to grow old, but you can no more pass up lightly those savage days than the fairest flower in the garden can dispense with the yellow sunlight and be a flower still. As the flower is the product of embryonic life, so is a man only a boy grown tall. 2 The old-fashioned spelling bee introduces us to one kind of head-marks, the getting of which prepares us to obtain others which may be of inestimable value to ourselves and to our posterity. More head-marks! It matters not whether a man is eight-foot- four or four-foot-eight. The dwarf may stand head and shoulders above the giant in the eyes of a community. We are measured by the length of our heads, not by the length of our trousers. In other words, feet and inches do not make the man, but heart and brain. A big, broad shoulder may be broken in strength because of the absence of the affectionate and loving head that used to nestle there after the day’s work. Those laugh ing blue eyes that matched his own steel-gray at evening time, may be forever dim- med. Those awkward fingers which stole down and caught up the soft brown hair in loving caress, may feel in vain for the head that marked its place there in joy or sorrow, in hope or fear. No longer is that muscular shoulder a haven of rest, a head-mark for that faithful wife. She is gone. The head that rested there so lightly has not a thought now, but her soul sings eternally. The shoulder supported her living presence, but his heart can not bear her absence. And though the separation may seem to him like rending asunder the very tissues of his heart, perhaps, when those drooping shoulders have sur- rendered to the inevitable, He—the only perfect man, who when here on earth laid His hands in blessing upon the heads of little children—will again restore the earthly wife, now dressed in virtue’s spotless robe, whose splendor out-dazzles the sun. God did not impose marriage upon man, but gave it as a sacred privilege, which few men respect with becoming reverence. Marriage should be the crowning feature of every normal life. And you men especially ought not to fall in love—rise to it. First of all earn your right to be married. Harn it physically. You have no right to bring the taint of vicious disease or the scars of vile debauchery to wed on equal terms with purity and honor. Earn your right to be married morally. God be praised for the faith and hope and love of good women, but you have no right to impose upon that gracious disposition. If you find yourselves in the grip of some appetite—liquor, gambling, or what not—have the common decency to fight your own battles through and win them first, that you may offer her a man—not a victim. 202 The Colonel But women can either make or destroy men. They set the standard, and men will climb on each other’s heads or crawl over fallen bodies, according to their high or low standard. If a woman marries beneath herself, soon you see the uplifting of the man. If a man is so unfortunate as to marry beneath himself, ruin and destruction is not far ahead. Women either create or destroy, either lift up and up, up unto the true blue sky of manhood, or drag down and down; so fall not in love—RISE to it. But do not understand me to say that all men are to be hated. In truth, there are thousands of men who are to be loved by women as nothing else in all this world ean be loved. A child’s love for its parents is sweet and beautiful; a mother’s love is deep and marvelous; but oh, friends, if you take all the different kinds of love the human heart can give and multiply their utmost strength a thousand-fold, you will still have only a small part of that love which a woman may give to the man who is to be loved by her. I do not claim supreme worthiness for man, but I do say he may deserve the love of a good woman inasmuch as he has made her his head-mark; inasmuch as he has striven to become worthy to receive her love and subsequently to be the father of her children. So, if your arm is not strong enough to protect a wife, or your shoulders broad enough to carry aloft your children with a grand air of gladness, you are really not worth while. I have endeavored to direct your thoughts along familiar pathways of life. Step by step have we ascended the scale of life’s requisites—from the District School to a youth well spent; from a true love emanating from a pure heart to the fulfillment of the Divine plan of creation. I know each phase of life has its hardships, its discourage- ments, its bitter crosses, but the crown set before us is enough to justify the means. Thus you see the gentle influence brought to bear on a man’s finer feelings. But I purposely avoided speaking of detrimental Head-marks like one who is horrified at the crown of thorns crushed upon the tender brow of the Nazarene; I would not speak of the prematurely gray-haired mother whose hope was highest for her boy when rocking his infant cradle, but whose faith and love endured long after hope is dead. No, rather let us think of a man, a manly man whom people love and can feel the power and influence of his personality at every breath he draws or everything he touches. All over the country there is, us never before, a tendency on the part of men to study themselves; to search out the cause of growth, physical and mental; to discover the fountain of power which brings success and happiness. But our own Bryant betrays the whole secret when he says: So live that when thy summons comes,’’ I would be an artist, to paint beautiful pictures that the public might stand and gaze enraptured at my creations; I would be a musician, to imitate the weird notes of the north wind, to make the violin throb as with the happy song of a free- winged bird, to make it sing of love, and weep like a mother for her lost child; I would be an orator, to hold multitudes in the hollow of my hand with compelling eloquence, to play upon heart-chords as a skilled master caresses the strings of his harp, to make them laugh and ery at will; but best of all I would be a MAN who is as the isthmus of two extremes, earth and heaven—a man who has fulfilled the hope of a fond and doting mother; one who has utilized the Head-mark qualities bestowed by a Creator, one who seems to fill all out-doors, one of whom it may be said: ‘ His life was gentle, and the elements So mixed in him that Nature might stand up And say to all the world, ‘This was a man!’’ Epilogue NOWING the general tendency of the public to omit the preface, we have thought it wise to defer our remarks until the close of this volume. We desire to express our sincerest gratitude to all who have in any way assisted us, for their hearty cooperation and unfailing courtesy in responding cheerfully to any demands upon their time. We hope to be forgiven for the liberty we have taken in resetting some of the precious gems submitted to us for inspection, since it was done for the sole purpose of enhancing their value. Originally it was our intention to exhibit a special mosaic composed of some other material on hand, but our very limited space is responsible for this sin of omission. Trusting our readers will enjoy this annual visit of THe CoLoneL, and greet him as cordially as heretofore, we respectfully subscribe ourselves, Tue Epirors. To all complaints and queries why, Both in and out of season, Tue CoLone.’s editors reply, ‘Dear sir, there is a reason.”’ Mascot ‘‘ Poodles ”’ Dedication Greeting Faculties Message from Governor Willson Our Deans Law Department Junior Class Senior Class Liberal Arts Department Freshman Class Junior Class Senior Class Medical Department Freshman Class Sophomore Class Junior Class Senior Class University Hospital Athletics Baseball Team Basket-Ball Team (Medical and Law) Basket-Ball Team (Academic) Track Team Fraternities Alpha Kappa Kappa Phi Alpha Pi Gamma Delta Theta Clubs and Organizations Glee Club Wen Sigel Tyr Current Events Club Valedictory Epilogue Ne wa Sa % J Tharp University School MAIN BUILDING Young men prepared for Schools of Medicine, Law, Engineer- ing, Agriculture or Forestry, or for any College or University. Rose, Purdue, Virginia, Michigan, Cornell, Rensselaer, and some thirty other Colleges and Universities admit our gradu- ates without examination. 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