University of Louisville - Thoroughbred Yearbook (Louisville, KY)

Text from Pages 1 - 202 of the 1909 volume:

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His primary education was obtained at the private schools in the town where he was born. From these schools he entered St. Joseph's College, where he obtained a good basis for a further collegiate course at Hanover College, Indiana. Soon after leaving Hanover he entered the office of Prof. H. M. Bullitt, M. D., as a medical student, and under his direction began his medical course at the Kentucky School of Medicine, from which institution he was graduated March 1, 1854. In the following May he went to Austin, Texas, where he began the practice of his profession. Soon after his arrival in Austin he formed a partnership with an established practitioner, in which capacity he realized immediate success. In the fall of 1855 he returned to Kentucky to visit his parents and to take unto himself an helpmeet. After his marriage, on December 25, 1855, to Mary Elizabeth Crow, daughter of Edward Crow, one of Louisville’s most distinguished citizens, his plans were materially modified, and he determined to remain in Louisville. Soon after returning to Louisville he was called to the position of Demonstrator of Anatomy in his Alma Mater. He per- formed the duties of this office during the session of 1856-'57, and then, on account of the ill health of his wife, he moved to Kansas, where he remained five years. There his ability was properly and immediately recognized, and he became the first president of the first medical society organized in that Territory. He was also the founder of the first hospital established in the Territory (Kansas), and during his stay there was a prime factor in the promotion of the interests of medical science and the improvement of social conditions. In 1863 the Chair of Anatomy in the Kentucky School of Medicine was offered him, and, yielding to the importunities of his friends, he accepted the position and at the opening of the year 1864 began his first course of lectures. He served this institution during the sessions of 1864, 1865, and 1866, after which he accepted a call to the Chair of Anatomy in the Medical Department of the University of Louisville. On the nineteenth of January, 1867, he was elected Dean of the Medical Faculty, which position he held until 1907, when he was elected President of the Faculty. His office has been and is one of great responsibility, involving not only a critical observance of the general affairs of the medical college, but a particular regard for its receipts and ex- penditures. He has shown excellent administrative ability, and notwithstanding the demands of his private prac- tice has faithfully filled all of the requirements of his official trust. at Among the many honors to be laid at his feet is that of the establishment of the American Medical College Association. The idea of its formation occurred to him in the spring of 1876. He entered into correspondence with the deans of all the regular American colleges, and soon had these institutions committed to a special meet- ; 0 ae 5 ho y : cami. ; 5 i ing at Philadelphia in the following June. The declared object of the Association was to institute methods of practi- cal improvement in medical college work, and to advance the standard of medical education. At the sixth session of this Association, held in Richmond, Virginia, June, 1881, he was chosen president. In November, 1892, the Southern Medical College Association was organized at Louisville, and he was chosen president of that body, was re-elected at the session held at New Orleans in 1893, and again at Charleston, S. C., in 1894. In 1895 the Medical College of the University of Louisville joined the Association of American Medical Colleges, and Dr. Podine was sent as its representative to a meeting held at Baltimore in 1895, where he was elected first vice-presi- dent, and in May, 1896, when the Association met in Atlanta, he was elected president to succeed Prof. William Osler, of Johns Hopkins. In June, 1903, his Alma Mater (Hanover College) conferred upon him the degree of EEE D: This all-too-brief-a-sketch of Dr. Bodine’s life and professional career shows how closely he has been identified with the growth and prosperity of the University of Louisville. Professor of Anatomy since 1866, Dean of the Medical Faculty for forty-one years, and President of the entire Faculty since August, 1907, he has been the Uni- versity’s chief officer during more than half of its existence; and during his long administration there has occurred no marring or disagreeable circumstance to disturb the affairs of the University. Strong in body and vigorous in mind, he has lost no time in the faithful performance of his every duty toward the great trust com- mitted to him. As a lecturer he has a peculiarly lucid, forceful, and magnetic style. He is careful and painstaking in the presentation of his subjects, so that the information given to his classes is easily received and retained by the student. In a word, his whole life has been that of a man in love with his profession— “Not for a meed of gold, or glory won, Has his determined work of life been done ; Not for himself alone has he inclined To cut a passage through the realm of mind; Not for his own advance, but with the plan To boldly press the onward march of man.” The Colonel makes his Initial Bow to the General Public Howdy!” “Howdy! howdy! howdy! Powerful glad to see you. Come right in and just consider everything as if it was yours. Do just as you please, say just what you please, and stay just as long as you can. “T don’t take much stock in bragging as a general rule, but I just want to hint to you that you'll see some mighty fine scenes in these parts and you'll meet up with some mighty good people. And between you and me (of course), you'll find some of the best product of Old Kentucky right here. There’s a right smart bit of intelligence about here, too—but then I'll not talk any longer, but just show you over and let you see for yourself. Of course, I want you to enjoy yourself, so if we see anything that you don’t happen to like—why, we won't look at it, but just pass right on to something that suits you better. “You all know, I’m sure, that I never was much on formality—it’s not in my line— however, I have at last waived my objections and, on this occasion, make what you might call, in a way, my initial bow to the general public. 1 hope you'll be so pleased with this ‘performance’ that you'll be glad to hear that I intend to repeat it every year at this season. “In closing my remarks, I'd like to say that you are all weleome—make yourself at home, have a good time, and be sure to come again.” —THE COLONEL. _ EDITORIAL STAFF EDWARD THOMAS POULSON, A.M., . . . Editor-in-Chief. ASSOCIATE EDITORS J. E: CURTIS, PH.G., M.D. A. L. SOLOMON. FREDERIC ANDERSON. D. C. VAN CAMP. J. E. MORRIs, M.D. Miss ETHEL RUTH SMITH. G. C. MCKINNEY, M.D. J. S. MCGINNIs, M.D. G. C. HODGEs, M.D. W. T. MYERS, PH.G., M.D. ERL BABER, M.D. FINANCE COMMITTEE CLARENCE F. OTT, . . . Chairman. H. M. COLEMAN. ERL BABER. W.'T. MYERS. — 10— MANAGER’S STAFF R. 'V. FALE, Academic ERL PABER, Melical P. M. COLFMAN, Chairman Business Manager's Staff LAVID F, WELLER, Law A. P. HAUSS, Jr., Undergraduate ART STAFF JOSEPH WADE CONKLING MISS LILLIAN LOGAN, Art Editor MISS MINNIE C. FROST EUGENE HODGKINS W W BOARD OF TRUSTEES a DAVID W. FAIRLEIGH —) Member of the Louisville Bar = OSCAR FENLEY a President of the National Bank of Kentucky ay GILMER S. ADAMS cami Retired Merchant BERNARD BERNHEIM ie Vice-President of the Bernheim Distilling Co. S| THOMAS L, JEFFERSON = Manager American Chicle Co. = = JOHN W. BARR, JR. = President Fidel ity Trust Company and Member of Louisville Bar. j PETER LEE ATHERTON = Capitalist | WILLIAM H. BRADBURY = Secretary Carter Dry Goods Co a Dr. LEWIs RYAN | = Assistant Health Officer of City of Louisville a lied WALLACE COLTER fe | Member of the Louisville Bar rr be TRUSTEES OSCAR FENLEY, Esq. JUDGE D, W. FAIRLEIGH T. L. JEFFERSON, Esq. B. BERNHEIM GILMER ADAMS ¢ JEFFERSON COUNTY COURT HOUSE EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE i See LIE a fA wee ; ys Pe WILLIAM H. WATHEN, A.M., M.D., LL. D. Cc. W. KELLY, M.D., C.M. L.S. MCMURTRY, A. M., M.D., LL. D. H. HORACE GRANT, A. M.. M.D. UNIVERSITY OF LOUISVILLE LITERARY AND LAW DEPARTMENT UNIVERSITY OF LOUISVILLE MEDICAL DEPARTMENT First Street Building University of Louisville H E UNIVERSITY OF LOUISVILLE was founded in 1837 by a decree of the City Council, and the tract of land comprising the town block between Eighth and Ninth streets, extending south from Chestnut, was granted to the corpo- ration chartered by an act of the Legislature of Kentucky in 1846 “for the establishment of a university for the pro- motion of every branch of science, literature, and the liberal arts.” A special subsidy of $50,000 was also allowed for the construc- tion of suitable buildings. This enactment of the civic government speaks well for the intelligence and forethought of Louisville when it was nothing more than a village, and these facts, indicating the provision and solicitude of their grandfathers for the cultivation of higher learning and purer citizenship, are worth recalling to their descendants. Soon after the appropriation made b y the City Council for a university, the Medical College and the Law College were put in active operation. The Medical College of the University of Louisville is thus the second oldest medical school now in existence west of the Alleghanies. By the recent coalition of the medical schools of Louisville, embracing the Medical Department of the University of Louisville, organized in 1837, the Kentucky School of Medicine, 1850, the Louisville Medical College, 1869, the Hospital College of Medicine, 1873, and the Medical Department of the Kentucky University (now Transylvania University), 1898, new property, greater prestige, and wider influence were added to the old institution, thus making it one of the strongest of its class in the country, and promising for the future the maintenance of increasingly higher standards to satisfy the increasing requirements demanded by the State medical boards. The additions that have also been made to the laboratories and clinical facilities. of this department make it one of credit to the city and of distinct usefulness to the State and country. The five schools of the Medical Department have graduated altogether in the past about 20,000 alumni. Dr. J. M. Bodine is the president of the medical Faculty; Dr. J. B. Marvin, vice-president; Dr. T. C. Evans, Dean of the College; Dr. Philip F. Barbour, secretary ; Dr. Hugh N. Leavell, comptroller. The Faculty includes about one hundred and thirty surgeons and physicians, a number of whom stand at the top of the medical profession in America. The Law Department of the University of Louisville is the oldest law school in the South. It has graduated about 1,400 students, many of whom are practicing their profession or filling offices of public trust in most of the States of the Union. Not a few of the graduates of the Law College are located in Louisville, and have a high rank in the legal profession of the city. —19-— Within the last year the corps of instructors has been increased, and the mode of teaching has been supplemented by the best modern methods employed at Harvard, Columbia, and other universities of prominence. From these few words it will be seen that the old and reputable Law College of the University of Louisville has kept pace with progress, and that it is a worthy coadjutor of the medical college in training young men for useful and honorable professional life. Judge W. O. Harris is dean of the College of Law, and with his Faculty stands high in the respect and confidence of Louisville. The Academic Department was added to the University of Louisville in 1907, to carry out the founders’ original design of establishing departments for the promotion of science, literature, and the liberal arts. This department is at present sup- ported by an annuity guaranteed by certain generous and public-spirited citizens. Before the period of annuity expires this means of support should be replaced by a more permanent and public one, or by an endowment fund, since the city of Louisville can not afford to neglect an opportunity for supplementing the training of its public schools and private academies and for advancing higher education, broader culture, and better citizenship. It is the higher ideal of education and the standard set by the higher institu- tions of learning which chiefly effect the best education in a community, for the elevating principles of knowledge and culture paradoxically operate from the top down, and not from the bottom up. Reform, if needed in our preparatory and secondary academies, can only be assured by the possession of a college of lofty ideals and learning, radiating invigorating light and the warmth of emulation to the lower schools. Recognizing this fact, the larger cities of the United States, and among them Louis- ville, are rapidly developing within their own communities significant and effective university centers. The College of Arts of the University of Louisville does not claim to rival the older and longer-established colleges, but it does claim to have an adequate equipment and a good Faculty, competent to give instruction in courses which lead to an honorable baccalaureate degree. The requirements for admission to the college conform to an approved standard, and credit will not be given for work done elsewhere than in a college of good standing, nor will credit be given for work done in absentia or by cor- respondence. The master’s degree will, for the present, be granted only in the departments of Greek, Latin, English, French, German, History, Pure Mathematics, Biology, and Chemistry. The doctorate will not be granted until the college is better equipped with laboratories and libraries. The college, as a guarantee of serviceable work, has a Faculty which numbers among its members men whose reputation for learning and teaching ability is excellent among scholars. Dean PATTERSON. ihe DEPARTMENTAL DEANS T. C. EVANS, M. D. JUDGE W. O. HARRIS JOHN PATTERSON, A.M., M. Litt., LL.D. Dean of Medical Department Dean of Law Department Dean of College of Liberal Arts Ode to the University I would to thee some lines indite, O thou abode most erudite, O thou great pile of stately height That rests on such a worthy site. List then to my ditty. Would that ‘twere but within my might On thee such noble lines to write As thou art worthy to incite. But lack-a-day! the Muse did slight Me, who am such an ungifted wight, So I’m neither wise nor witty. To those who in thy halls recite The courses made so requisite— No matter in what sorry plight Had been their heads so very light— Thou sett’st them on the path that's right, In reason sweet their souls dost dight, Life’s battles teach’st thou them to fight, From ignorance their minds invite, And on their brows A. B. dost write, Pride of our fair city! My zeal for thee I pray requite, By granting me thy deep insight, Shed on me thy wondrous light, Make for me all things so bright That I shall have no more of night, O University! Minnik C. Frost, A. B. , % HH i] UNIVERSITY OF LOUISVILLE MEDICAL DEPARTMENT Sixth Street Building UNIVERSITY OF LOUISVILLE MEDICAL DEPARTMENT Eighth Street Building LOUISVILLE CITY HOSPITAL OFFICERS OF MEDICAL FACULTY JOSEPH B. MARVIN, B.S., M. D., LL. D. JAMES M. BODINE, M.D., LL, D. THOMAS C. EVANS, M D. Vice-President President Dean PHILIP F. BARBOUR, A.M., M.D. HUGH M. LEAVELL, M.D. Secretary Comptroller i Faculties FIRST ROW Wa Irvin Apetc, A. M., M. Di, Professor of Principles and Practice of Surgery and Clinical Surgery. Ettis S. ALLEN, M. D., Professor of Principles and Practice of Surgery. BERNARD AsMAN, A. M., M. D., Professor of Diseases of the Rectum. Puivie F, Barpour, A. M., M. D., Professor of Pediatrics. ARTHUR B. BENSINGER, LL. B., Professor of Law of Contracts, Sales, and Insurance. SECOND ROW IsaporeE N. Bioom, A. B., M. D., Professor of Cutaneous, Venereal, and Genito-Urinary Diseases. James M. Boning, M. D., LL. D,, Professor of Anatomy; President of the Faculty. WALTER F. Boacess, A. B., M. D., Professor of Medicine and Clinical Medicine. Percy N. Booru, LL. B., Professor of Law of Domestic Relations and Corporations. aS — 26— THIRD ROW J. S. BEackwett, A. M., Ph. D., Professor of Latin. Tuos, L. Butter, M. D., Professor of Principles and Practice of Surgery and Clinical Surgery. Joun G: Ceci, B. S.,. M.D, Professor of Principles of Medicine and Clinical Medicine. Wm. CHEATHAM, M., D., Professor of Diseases of Eye, Ear, Nose, and Throat. ARTHUR J. Boyp, Ph. D., M. D., Professor of Clinical Obstetrics. FOURTH ROW Martin F. Coomes, A. M., M. D., LL. D., Professor of Diseases of Eye, Ear, Nose, and Throat. Henry A, Correct, M. D., Professor of Clinical Neurology. SAMUEL G, Dapney, M. D., Professor of Diseases of Eye, Ear, Nose, and Throat. I. W. Davenport, A. M., Professor of English Literature. Harry A. Davinson, B. S., M. D.. Professor of Physiology. Oscar C, Dinty, Ph. G., M. D., Professor of Materia Medica, Therapeutics, and Pharmacology. FIRST ROW Wm. B. Douerty, M. D., Professor of Obstetrics. Wm. C. Ducany M. D., Professor of Surgery and Clinical Surgery. Ettis Duncan, M. D., Professor of Physiology. Jupce Grorce DuRELLE, LL. B., Professor of Law of Pleading and Practice. A. Lee Eppy, M. D., Professor of Biology. SECOND ROW Jupce Emer Fiecp, LL. B., Circuit Judge, Kentucky; Professor of Law of Evidence. Louis Frank, M. D., Professor of Abdominal Surgery and Gynecology. RicHarp B, Gitpert, M. D., Professor of Diseases of Children. Henry M. Goopman, A. B., M. D., Professor of Chemistry and Toxicology. Faculties Continued NZ THIRD ROW aes TuHos, C. Evans, M. D5 Professor of Diseases of Eye, Ear, Nose, and Throat. Dean of Faculty. H. Horace Grant, A. M., M. D., Professor of Surgery and Clinical Surgery. W. Ep Grant, M. D., Professor of Anatomy. Gaytorp C. Har; A. B., M. D., Professor of Diseases of Eye, Ear, Nose, and Throat. Cyrus W. Fietp, M. D., Professor of Bacteriology and Pathology. FOURTH ROW GRANVILLE S. Hanes, M. D., Professor of Diseases of Rectum. Jupce W. O. Harris, B. L., Professor of Law of Crimes, Real Property, and Wills. Joun E. Hays, M. D., Professor of Dermatology and Syphilography. Geo. Henpon, M. D., Professor of Principles and Practice of Surgery and Clinical Surgery. CuHarces W. Hispett, A. B., M. D., Professor of Gynecology. G. B. Jenkins, M. D., aS Professor of Anatomy. FIRST ROW Wm. A. Jenkins, A. M., M. D., Professor of Medicine and Clinical Medicine. CLinton W. Ketty, C. M., M. D., Professor of Anatomy. A. Harris Kerry, A. B., M. D., A. B., Professor of Chemistry and Toxicology. Miss Grace A. KENNepy, A. M., Professor of Latin. HucGu N. LEave-t, M. D., Professor of Diseases of Children. SECOND ROW Leon Patteson Lewts, J. D., Professor of Mercantile Law and Law of Torts and Damages. JosepH B. Marvin, B.S., M. D., LL. D. Professor of Medicine and Nevrology. Lewis S. McMurtry, A. M., M. D., Professor of Abdon-inal Surgery and Gynecology. _ Swwney J. Meyers, M. D., Professor of Medicine and Clinical Medicine. Faculties Continued 4 — 30— THIRD ROW Isaac LEDERMAN, A. B., M. D., Professor of Diseases of Eye, Ear, Nose, and Throat. Henry OreNporr, M. D., Professor of Cutaneous, Venereal, and Genito-Urinary Diseases. Epwarp R. Pacmer, M. D., A. B., Professor of Physiology. Joun Patterson, A. M., M. Litt., LL. D., Professor of Greek. BERNARD J. O'Conner, A. B., M. D.., Professor of Hygiene and Sanitary Science. FOURTH ROW ApotpH O. Prinest, M. D., Professor of Diseases of Eye, Ear, Nose, and Throat. Curran M. Port, M. D., Professor of Physio-Therapy. J. Marton Ray, M. D., Professor of the Eye, Ear, Nose, and Throat. Henry B. Ritter, M. D., Professor of Obstetrics. WILLIAM O. Roserts, M. D., Professor of Surgery and Clinical Surgery. FoucHE W. SAMUEL, A. M., M. D., Professor of Surgery and Clinical Surgery. FIRST ROW Jupce Cuas. B, Seymour, LL. B., Professor of Equity and Judge of Moot Court. J. G. Smerritt, A. M., M. D., Professor of Surgery and Clinical Surgery Mark H. Lippett, A. M., Professor of English. Lewts Sirf, A. M., Ph. D., - . . , Professor of Mathematics and Physics. Vircit E. Simpson, A. B., M. D., Professor of Materia Medica, Therapeutics, and Pharmacology. SECOND ROW Epwarp Spemer, M. D., Professor of Obstetrics. G. L. Sprttman, A. M., Professor of Modern Languages. Henry E. Tutey, A. B., M:D., Professor of Obstetrics. Miss MARGARET SMART, Assistant Secretary to Dean. Faculties Continued Me THIRD ROW Leon L, Sotomon, A, B., M, D., Professor of Materia Medica, Therapeutics, and Pharmacology. Joun R. WatHen, M. D., Professor of Principles and Practice of Surgery. Cart WEIDNER, Sr., M. D., Professor of Clinical Diagnosis. A. D. WitmotH, A. M., M. D., Professor of Principles and Practice of Surgery. WiLLiaAm H. WatHEN, A. M., M. D., LL. D. Professor of Abdominal Surgery and Gynecology. FOURTH ROW FRANK C. Wixson, M. D., Professor of Physical Diagnosis. Ezra WirHerspoon, M. D., Professor of Proctology. SAMUEL Woopy, A. M., M. D., LL. D., Professor of Pediatrics. E. VonWaAtrTHER, LL. D., Professor of History. B. F. ZIMMERMAN, A. B., M. D., Professor of Principles and Practice of Medicine and Neurology. Miss Rose Lernovirz, Secretary to the Dean. (aS Sey fe Y (: FIRST ROW Epwin T. Bruce, B. S., M. D.. Assistant to Chair of Diseases of Children. W. T.. Bruner, M. D., Assistant to Chair of Eye, Ear, Nose, and Throat. E. Durr Burnett, A. M., M. D.. Assistant to Chair of Medicine and Clinical Medicine. WitLiamM H. Coteman, A. B., M. D.. Adjunct to Professor of Obstetrics. C.-C, ENGuisH, M. D.. Assistant to Chair of Pediatries. SECONDS ROW W..E.. FAcwis, M.. D., Assistant to Chair of Surgery and Clinical Surgery. F. W. FLeiscHaker, Ph. G., M. D.. Adjunct Professor of Physical Diagnosis. C. G. Forser, M. D., Assistant to Chair of Surgery. S. C. Franken, M. D.., Assistant to Chair of Medicine. Faculties Continued ne THIRD ROW J. BV Ewine, AC BS, Map; Assistant to Chair of Physiology. B. Gaines, M. D., Assistant to Chair of Physiology. C.. M. Gartu, M. D., Assistant to Chair of Obstetrics. W. B. Gossett, M. D., Adjunct to Professor of Obstetrics. J. K. Freeman, A. B., M. D.. Adjunct Professor of Abdominal Surgery. FOURTH ROW Cart W. Grant, M. D., Demonstrator of Osteology. E. T. Grasser, M. D., Adjunct to Professor of Normal Histology and Embryology. C. H. Harris, M. D., Assistant to Chair of Clinical Diagnosis. J. W. Herm, M, D., Assistant to Chair of Surgery and Clinical Surgery E. L. Herrin, M. D.. Adjunct to Professor of Venereal and Genito-Urinary Diseases. G. C. Kerry, M, D:, Assistant to Chair of Anatomy FIRST ROW O. H.. Ketsatri, A. By ‘M.D., Associate Professor of Genito-Urinary Diseases. Frep L. Koontz, M. D.. Adjunct Professor of Abdominal Surgery and Gynecology. J. B. Luxens, M. D., Adjunct Professor of Obstetrics, H. M. McConarny, M. D., Assistant to Chair of Neurology. Frank McHvau, M. D.., Assistant to Chair of Obstetrics. SECOND ROW F. B. Norton, M. D.. Assistant to Chair of Diseases of Rectum. W. B. Owens, A. B., M. D.. Assistant to Chair of Gynecology. E. C. Repmon, M. D.. Assistant to Chair of Materia Medica and Therapeutics. H. C. T. RicuMonp, M., D.. Assistant to Chair of Obstetrics. Faculties Continued — 36 THIRD ROW J. J. Moren, M. D., Adjunct Professor of Mental and Nervous Diseases C. B. Spautpine, A, B., M. D.. Adjunct Professor of Surgery. CurHpert THompson, M. D., Adjunct Professor of Mental and Nervous Diseases. J. B. Wacker, M. D., Adjunct Professor of Obstetrics. J Wm. F. Simon, A. M., Ph. D., M. D., Lecturer on Medical Jurisprudence. FOURTH ROW Ws. C. Waite, M. D.., Assistant to Chair of Eye, Ear, Nose, and Throat. Cuas. H. WuitLatcnu, M. D., Assistant to Chair of Surgery. DeWitt Wo tre, M. D.. Assistant to Chair of Medicine. J. R. Wricut, M. D;, Assistant to Chair of Eye, Ear, Nose, and Throat. R.. F, Yor, M. D., Assistant to Chair of Physical Diagnosis. IRWIN LINDENBERGER, M. D Assistant to Chair of Pediatrics. DR. CARTLEDGE Dr. Cartledge, the son of a Baptist minister of North Carolina, was born November 24, 1858. Dr. Cartledge came to Louisville when about eighteen years of age, and very shortly after entered the Hospital College of Medi- cine, where he gave great promise for a bright future by the stand which he took in his classes. He began his professional career as a general practi- tioner, but he very soon limited his work entirely to surgery, in which he gained such renown. He was for a number of years a professor of surgery in the Louisville Medical College, and later accepted the demonstratorship of anatomy in the Kentucky School of Medicine, and upon the death of Dr. Miller was again called to the chair of surgery in the Louisville Medical College, which posi- tion he occupied at the time of his death. He was a member of the Jeffer- son County Medical Society, State, American Medical, and Mississippi Valley Medical Associations, Louisville Surgical Society, and was an ex-president of the Southern Surgical and Gynecological Society, and had been upon the staff of the City Hospital for many years and of the John N. Norton Memorial Infirmary, and was consulting surgeon to the Louisville, Hender- son St. Louis Railway. He was a member of the Hospital Commission named by Mayor Grinstead to devise plans and suggestions. s a man, no one stood in greater esteem than Dr. Cartledge; as a friend he was the warmest, as many a young physician can testify whom he assisted in the early days of their career; as a surgeon he ranked with the best in the whole country ; as a diagnostician he was deliberate, accurate, and keen. In the death of Dr. Cartledge, May 4, 1908, Louisville loses a patriotic and eminent citizen. In the midst of his usefulness he has passed in a moment to the quiet and rest and peace of death. He was in the prime of life, all of his faculties highly developed, of wide experience, a close stu- dent, a rare surgeon, and as such his loss will always be most keenly felt. —is— DR. TURNER ANDERSON Son of Kara Alexander Anderson and Richard T. Anderson, was born in Meade County, Kentucky, August 11, 1842. He spent the early part of his life on a farm with his parents, and received his preliminary education from a private tutor and the schools at Brandenburgh, Ky., and Leavenworth, Ind. While he had no advantage of college training, he was a close student and availed himself of every opportunity to acquire knowledge and develop his mind. When quite a lad he went to Cincinnati and entered the Cincinnati Medical College, and graduated with the degree of Doctor of Medicine in 1862, scarcely twenty-one years of age. In the autumn of 1862 he came to Louisville intending to look for a location. This was during the Civil War, and as the Union was calling for young medical men in the army, he applied, successfully passed his examina- tion, and was accepted as surgeon, with the rank of Major. He served throughout the war and was mustered out in Louisville at the close of hostilities. He located in Louisville, where he practiced his profession for more than forty years. In 1865 he was married to Miss Annie Evans. From this marriage only one child was born, as Mrs. Annie Evans Anderson only lived a few years after her marriage. In 1876 Dr. Anderson married Miss Sarah Graham Simrall, and Mrs. Sarah Simrall Anderson survives her husband. From this marriage three children were born—two daughters and one son—the son, Dr. Simrall Anderson, whom we all know. Dr. Anderson, in the early part of his medical life, began teaching medicine. He taught Materia Medica and Therapeutics in the Kentucky School of Medicine and Theory and Practice of Medicine in the Louisville Medical College contemporaneously. In 1891 he was called to the chair of Gynecology and Obstetrics in the University of Louisville, and held the chair of Gynecology and Abdominal Surgery in this institution when he died, October 13, 1908. He was a teacher of great force and magnitude, and all of his students felt that he was giving them information that came from much study and large experience. He was positive but gentle in all of his acts, whether with student or patient. In addition to Dr. Anderson's college work, he attended to a very extensive general practice, but in his latter years he almost restricted his work entirely to Gynecology and Abdominal Surgery. He was very successful in his work, as he was scrupulously careful to the minutest detail. A fine diagnostician, a good surgeon and doc- tor, and an obstetrician that had no superior. A gentleman at all times, a scholar, a doctor, and teacher whom we all loved and respected. Joun K. FREEMAN. atl SE ny Heten Warp, Vice-President. Senior Officers Academic 5 Epwarp T. Poutson, President. ANNA VOEGTLE, Treasurer. Cuas. H. McDonatp, Historian. R. D. Braypes, Vice-President. D. B. Rice, Vice-President. re P. T. Grant, Valedictorian. . I. HuGuHes, Marshal. | Law | Davin E. WELLER, President. R. C. Locan, Joun ELIZABETH JOHNSTON, Secretary. Otive B. CatLin, Poet. Jon Secretary and Treasurer, A. Potty, Class Orator. Class Representative. | Medical _| JouN G. Tye, President, A. L. Hunter; Treasurer. J. N. Hitz, Poet. G. C. Honees, Historian. W. N A. POLIN, T. Myers, Secretary. ©: N. REGER, Salutatorian. oO. L. BARNEs, Prophet. The Medical Class of 1909 H E SENIOR CLASS of the University of Louisville, Medical Department, 1909, is the first to graduate since the merger, which placed under one head all the medical colleges of the city of Louisville. That body of men who labored so long, and under such trying circumstances, to bring about this union, builded better than they knew or even hoped. The success of their efforts is made manifest in the first graduating class, which numbers one hundred and eighty-seven mem- bers, being one of the largest, if not the largest, class of “Medics” to graduate in the world. From whence came this class of men, who have by their own industry and the untiring efforts of their professors acquired a knowledge of their chosen vocation second to no other class in the United States? As Freshmen they came from the farms and villages, from the mountains and plains, from the golden valleys of California to the stormy Atlantic coast. Even so short a period back as is required for a college course, the Senior Class of to-day entered upon their first year in five recognized medical colleges. Then they “bandied” each other as to the merits of their respective schools whenever the opportunity was found. But now, when these colleges have come together and placed under one rule the entire medical work of the city, the men of what were formerly separate institutions gladly grasp hands and stand as brothers. This class is composed of men of whose sterling worth the world will yet learn, and who by their untiring efforts, their earnest purpose, and their superior training, will stand first and foremost in the alleviation of human suffering and the lifting up of their fallen brothers. In their work no difficulty has been so great as to daunt them. No hardship was there that could turn them from the goal that loomed ahead. With that quiet determination which is the signal mark of a man who accomplishes that which he undertakes, each one, four years ago, set out on the weary road whose end yields to him that prize more valuable than gold and more cherished igh worn and exhausted by the years of grind, there is not one who regrets the way he has chosen; but stands than aught else. Thot to-day with blazing eyes and throbbing heart, ready to wrestle with the world and wrench by virtue of his careful preparation the 7 db ¢ - ? ' olive wreath of success from the misty future. This Senior Clon A eee ere ee Department of Liberal Arts his rime is on the Senior Class, he Senior Class of nineteen-nine; | dad is it that we came to pass? ow reached the goal for which you pine? | t happened in the course of time. ndeed the teachers’ cares were vast, S eeing the work we had done in the past, o they passed us on, with joy, at last. S alute our President, first in line, alve! Mr. Poulson, our learned divine! E very one knows our Vice-President, ven Miss Ward, of mathematical bent: lees is Miss Voegtle far behind; ot many can our treasurer find. ] nga Werness comes next in view, n weight the greatest, if not in mind, too. h! that’s Miss Catlin, busy as a bee, f whom all say with pride, “She taught me.” |? aia on, Miss Scott, don’t dare take a nap, ound people who think your wanting a snap. harles H. MacDonald, the class historian, ould be, of course, the valedictorian! fi. et Miss Gross come by in the hall, ittle you'd think she was sad at all. A nd correct Miss McConathy walks slowly by nd tells where your mistakes in grammar lie. S erene Miss Knighten, quiet as a mouse, eldom is heard speak within the house. S ee here is Miss Johnston, a rather pert Miss. he, you know, is the one who wrote this. ee F, A, ALLEN, M. D., Maryville, Mo. “His wit invites you by his looks to come; but when you knock it never is at home.” EpGar AustIN, PH. G., M. D., Golconda, Il. “What would the world be to us if children were no more?r N. D. ABELL, Oph. D., M. D., Princeton, Ky. “IT shall tower to the skies with exalted head.” . Guy Aup, A. B., M. D., Cecilian, Ky. “Silent runs the water where the brook is deep.” W. A. Apams, M. D., Meadowdale, W. Va. “He is most loved by those who know him best.” HerscHer L. Bass, M. D., Stendal, Ind. “B-a-ss Professor. Obstetrics my calling.” die Er: A. Baner, M. D., Graysville, Tenn. Senior Manager of the “Annual.” “Tis God gives skill, but not without men’s hands.” Porter J. Couttras, M. D., Gatchel, Ind. “The course of true love never did run smooth.” JAMES Duprey Banta, Ph. G., M. D., ‘ Sharpsburg, Ky. “My recreation is to work.” =40— W. A. Cotrer, M, D., Ozark, Ala. “T have immortal longings in me.” Joun W. Burkuovper, LL. B., Louisville, Ky. “Oh! what’s the use?” R. F. Bannister, M. D., North Vernon, Ind. “The instrumental surgeon uses cat-gut su- tures on his violin and horse-hair sutures on his bow.” James Sutton BrumMert, M. D., Harrodsbrrg, Ky. “On their own merits modest men are dumb.” R. Duptey Braypes, LL. B., Bagdad, Ky. Henry Clay Club Representative: Winner of Edward Thompson Prize. “Keen in wit as in name; proud in his emu- lation of our great professor of equity. Ha! Ha! Ha!” ALFRED BrApLEy, M. D., Mt. Olivet, Ky. “Dimethylamidoazobenzol, one-half per cent sol. in alcohol, Professor.” w W O. L. Barnes, M, D., Kentucky. “Shall I, wasting in despair, die because a woman's fair?” ANDREW C. Brarp, M. D., Pattonville, Texas “Nature hath framed strange fellows in her time.” Atvin Gorpon Bow tes, M. D., Hamlin, W. Va “Thou art a scholar.” Herpert McCLettan CoLteman, LL. B., M. D., Virginia. Chairman Business Staff of the “Colonel.” “When you will, he won't; when you won't he will.” B. Raymonp Cote, M. D., Mattoon, Ill. “Trust not too much to your good looks.” MacDonatp Cook, M. D., Cyclone, W. Va. “Specialist on Appendectomy by virtue of experience. = LEE Cuesnut, M. D., Mt. Vernon, Ky. “Specialist on alkaloids of tobaccum.” L. CHAMPION, M. D., Lola, Ky. “The strength of his mind and the force of his character are apparent in his face.” Miss OLIvE BLANCHE CatLtn, A. M., Louisville, Ky. “If she will, she will, and there’s an end on't.” ee Joi: (Groise, M. D., Knoxville, Miss. “He speaks, yet he says nothing. What of it? His eye discourses.” Ropert Catvin Cook, M. D., Norris City, Il. “Man of family, yet spends his time gazing in the microscope.” S. P. Comns, M. D., Kentucky, “Not much talk—a great sweet silence.” 49 — Joun Epwarp Curtis, Ph. G., M. D., Louisville, Ky. Editorial Staff of “Colonel.” “Even the very hairs of his head are num- bered.” G. T. Corum; M.-D., Artemus, Ky. “The great physician now is here.” Joun M. Cook, LL. B., Democrat, Ky. “Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach’s sake.” Fa Hiram Ciinton Bevins, M. D., Thomas, Ky. “What fine thing it is to be clever.” JosernH P. Dyer, M. D., Albany, Ky. “A rarer spirit never did steer humanity.” Abert C, Dick, LL. B., Louisville, Ky. “How much a dunce that has been sent to roam, Excels a dunce that has been kept at home!” AucustiIn Diez, M. D., Porto Rico. “Time, | dare thee to discover Such a yorth and such a lover.” Austin V. DENMAN, M. D., Hasbranch, N. Y. “When his work is done and his life is passed, His poetry shall make his memory last.” M. S. DupBERNELL, M. D., Desboro, Ont. “A fool can ask more questions in an hour than seven wise men can answer in a year.” — 50: — ANDREW JACKSON Davipson, M. D., Prestonsburg, Ky. “For none more like to hear himself con- verse.” E. K. Drwesutt, M. D., Farmington, Ill. “Sure foot, fleet foot, on Hygiene first hon ors he took.” LEoNARD WEAVER Deeps, M. D., Richwood, W. Va. “He may have many deeds, but if so, they are unknown.’ _——— TST Harry H. Ennis, M. D., Missouri. “A proper man as one shall see in a sum- mer’s day.” ANDREW JACKSON EVANs, Ph. G., M. Ds Caddo, Texas. “Silence is more eloquent than words.” James H. Exriort, M. D., West Plains, Mo. “Prime of manhood, daring, bold and ven turous.” Perer T. Grant, Ph. B., M. D., Parksville, N. Y. Valedictorian of Class. “A well-informed philosopher.” Joun G. Tye, M. D., Barbourville, Ky. Class President, 1908-'09. “Popular, not pretty, but President.” Gicpert G. Fox, Ph. G., M. D., Irwin, Pa. “A merry heart doeth good like a medicine.” WILLIAM ARTHUR Froace, M. D., Albany, Ky. An excellent student is Frogge when supplied with his usual (egg-nog). GrEorRGE W. Fritz, M. D., Hardinsville, Tl. “No surgery for George. Stomach bitters and cholagogues his line.” Wa. BENJAMIN ForEMAN, M. D., Louisville, Ky. “The noblest mind the best contentment has.” Miss FANNIE S. Gross, A. B., Louisville, Ky. “And what she undertook to do she did’ Geo. Harotp Gricssy, M. D., West Baden, Ind. “But 1 am constant as the Northern Star.” Homer Atronso GILLIAN, M. D., Milburn, Ky. “He that hath a wife and children hath given hostage to fortune.” PauL EmMMetr GREENLEAF, Mathews, Ind. “He is a worthy gentleman, exceedingly well read.” Timoruy THomas Gipson, Ph. G., M.D. Virginia. “Ask me not what I know.” Henry Cray Hays, M. D., Rumsey, Ky. “His years but young, but his experience old. His head unmellowed, but his judgment ripe.” Raymonp G. E, Haymonp, M. D., Indianapolis, Ind. Very fond of sitting on the grass, with the moon and one other to keep him company. E_MeER LEE HeNperson, M. D., 414 East Broadway, Louisville, Ky. “Tle might have proved a useful adjunct, if not an ornament, to society.” R. E. Hicsurn, M. D., Antelope, Texas. He was well known to the Transfer Com- pany, and formed many acquaintances with the landladies of central Louisville, and showed them no partialities. GeorGE HARLAN HeILMAN, M. D. Pleasureville, Ky. The doctor of few words, but there with alkaloid granules. D. T. Heyser, M.D., Leitechfield, Ky. “He always knew a funny thing, and said it.” Joun Luke Haypen, M. D. Salem, Ky. Wishes to announce to the public his skill as a specialist in the treatment of all forms of pediculi and scabies. oe, |e Coit Ince Hueues, M. D.. 300 East Adams St., Phoenix, Ariz. “Big Medicine Man of the West. A heart in proportion to his stature.” G. GALEN Hopces, M. D., White Mills, Ky. Class Historian. “His heart is open as the day, his feelings all are true.” ’ ie le LursKkamp: J1c. B., M. D: Louisville, Ky. “He hath a lean and hungry look. He thinks too much.” TAYLor Hurst, M. D., Jackson, Ky. “Meek as a lamb.” Jutius N. Hitt, M. D., Murphy, N. C Class Poet. “Always on time and the noisest man in school.” Autrrep Lewis Hunrer, M, D., Class Treasurer. Cirtsville, W. Va. “He is truly a friend to the mothers, a God send to the children, and a benefactor to his race.” —hi- Cuarves E. Houeuton, M. D. 1428 Groveland Ave., Chicago, Il. “He has a geological mind.” E. L. Irwin, M. D., Louisville, Ky. “A head is about as much evidence of brains as a paper collar is of a shirt.” Crype M. Irwin, M. D., Floresville, Texas. “I know of nothing that could add to my outward appearance.” Paut E. Jounson, M. D., Dermott, Ark. “He's little, but he’s loud.” ) Miss EvizAnetu Jounstron, A. B., Louisville, Ky. Secretary of Senior (Academic) Class. “There was a soft and pensive grace, cast of thought upon her face.” Miss Haptey B. Knicuton, A. B. Louisville, Ky. “Her voice was ever soft, gentle, and low, a pleasing thing in woman.” — 56— J, H.. Hewirr. M. D., Terre Haute, Ind “His popularity with the ladies compels his advance as a heart specialist.” D: ¥Y. Keiru, M..D., Hopkinsville, Ky. He said, “Or right or wrong, what came into his head.” Lambert A. Kerr, M. D., Lincoln, Kan At first known as “Pewee,” but later as “Pickles.” Fractures a specialty QO. R. Ketry, M. D,; Carthage, Ark. Does an extensive practice in a rural dis trict of the Middle West. Rides in a horseless carriage drawn by two mules. LE Ss Erery, M..: Camp Creek, W. Va. “Nature gave him brains, but denied him beauty.” Gro, W. Lacy, M. D., Crafton, Ky. “Praise George from whom all blessings flow.” SS SSS.8QQQ.:..0°:.— WaALTerR DEAN Levi, A. B., M. D.. New Albany, Ind. “No future ages will produce such a man as: 12? J. H. Linper, M. D., Illinois. “Men are not always what they seem. First appearances deceive many.” Rosert C. Locan, LL. B., Christiansburg, Ky. Class Orator. “Cicero said loud-bawling orators were driven by their weakness to noise, as lame men to take horse.” — 58 — H. F. LircuHriecp, M. D., Hopkinsville, Ky. “His rosy cheeks seem to take toll of all that enters his mouth.” A. J. Lanse, MoD; Cuzco, Ind. “He speaks, yet he says nothing.” E.G. Locks, Ms De Vevay, Ind. “Tf to know nurses were to know nursing, then he is a nurse.” � EMANUEL Levt1, LL. B., Louisville, Ky “His wit invites you by his looks to come, But when you knock, it never is at home.’ Ronert H. Lucas, LL. B., Louisville, Ky “IT am in love, but the scarring Lascn shall , 4 aa not drive me to reveal whom ‘tis I love.” r Josern L. Leninan, LL. B., Louisville, Ky “Fhen he will talk—good gods! how he will talk!” R. N. Lewis: M. Ds Oil City, Pa “It is scientific to make a diagnosis, but results give better satisfaction.” HU Be Lewis, M. Bs Penfield, Pa. “He whistled as he went, for the want of thought.” Witiiam H. Lucas, M. D., MecDaniels, Ky. A man of prominence in his calls and his dignity unsvrpassed—lost some of his signifi- cance when he lost his mustache. € R. O. Locspon, M. D., Wichita, Kan. As proud of his locks as was Absolom. May he never come to that end. Joun A. McConnett, M. D., Poolville, Texas. “Brave, brief, and glorious was his short career. S. C. McDevirr, M. D., Oelwein, lowa, 902 Seventh Ave., W. “He loves to hear the gentle sound of his voice.” G. S. Martin, M. D., Dallas, Texas. “Would rather be right than be president.” A. MaruHys, East Akron, Ohio. “Dutch” is trying to raise a mustache. We would suggest that he use a jack-screw and log chain to get started and then set up bean poles. Good luck to him. H. C. Martin, M. D., Huntington, W. Va. “The world knows nothing of its greatest men.” WaLter S. Moore, M. D., Lenoir City, Tenn “An expert in diagnostic medicine and specialist on green apple colic.” Tuomas F. Miter, M. D., Tompkinsville, Ky. “Talk is his business and chief de J. A. Morrorp, M. D., Richwood, W. Va “Modest fame is not to b e despised by the highest characters.” Ww — 61 — 4 J. B. Markey, M. D., Hampton, Ky “Night after night he.sat and bleared his eyes with study.” Witpur Tuomas Myers, Pu. G., M. D., Uniontown, Pa. President of Class, 1907-08. Secretary of Class, 1908-'09. Editorial Staff of “Colonel.” The largest man in college. Popular and will be greatly missed. J. E. Morris, M. D., Haskell, Texas. Editorial Staff of “Colonel.” Loner, Poet, and expert in that mystic art, hypnotism. Beware, O ye wary damsels, least ye come in range of his enchanting power. Ww J. He Morris; M. D., | Pulaski, Tenn. “And the mule that was under him went away.” G. C. McKinney, M. D., Woodville, Ky. Editorial Staff of “Colonel.” | _ “It is pleasing to be pointed at with the | finger and to have it said, ‘There goes the | man.’ ” Harry B, McEuen, M. D., Kentucky. “Never mind, | will be a ‘beauty doctor’ some day.” Byron S. Macponatp, LL. Louisville, Ky. “Of surpassing beauty and in the bloom of youth.” CHARLES W. MILNER, LL. B., Louisville, Ky. “I am resolved te grow fat and look young till forty.” JouNn Stimpson McGinnis, M. D., Lexington, Ky. Editorial Staff of “Colonel.” Would you believe he was ever serious? —§2— E. J. Meyer, A. B., M. D., 812 Third St., Louisville, Ky. “Honk! Honk We're going to see some more of this world, Honk! Honk!” C. A. Moss, M. D., Kentucky. Popular among the girls and admired by all. FRANK A. May, M. D., Regi am | nd. “Canst tell how his nose grew so long? C. H. McDonatp, Louisville, Ky. “We grant although he has much wit, he’s rather shy of using it.” Miss Evizapern McConaruy, A. b., Louisville, Ky. “She was a critic not by reason, but by feel | Ing. Abert R, NicHoison, Jr., M. D., Edgetield, S. C. Is to medicine what his father’s cane mill is to sorghum. ESS ee — 63 — CEARENCE F. Ort, M. D., Louisville, Ky. Chairman Finance Committee of “The Annual.” His generosity far exceeds his good looks. His pride is his twins. A. L. Parsons, Pa. G., M. D., Ripley, W. Va. Will fill his daddy's shoes—which means much. D. J. Pratuer, M. D., Hickman, Ky. “As soon as age shall have strengthened your limbs and your mind, you will swim without a cork.” Lroyp R. Pace, M. D., Benton, Ky. “External smiles his emptiness betray.” W.G. Pirrman, M. D., Grape Vine, Ark. The old acquaintance of “Arkansas Trav- eller.” Spent his Senior year partly with studies and partly among the Louisville ladies. Epwarp THomas Poutson, A. M., Virginia. Editor-in-Chief of “The Colonel.” President of Senior (Academic) Class, ‘09. “Deep in his front engraven deliberation sat. — eG. Price, M.D. Level Green, Ky He is married. We dursn’t say anything about him. CuHaries W. Pitcu, LL. B., Jackson, Mich. He is a man, one of those friends “that sticketh closer than a brother.” Joun A. Porin, LL. B., Springfield, Ky Class Representative. Winner of Jas. F. Fairleigh Prize. “All his faults are such that one loves him still the better for them.” — 6) — Harry C. PornpEXTER, LL. B., Jeffersonville, Ind. “This was the noblest Roman of them all.” W.M. Pace, M. D., Lynnville, Ky. Hard study has had its effect on W. M He is getting a little scarce on top G: H. Ross, M. D., Nina, Ky “A man of mark.” JAMes Mapison Rose, M. D., Emerson, Ky. Graduate of Kentucky University, Commercial Department. “Prim-rose was in every role up to date.” H. Risk, M. D., Oelwein, lowa. “His countenance is the very portal and por- trait of his mind.” G. C. Ropinson,’M. D., Pikeville, Ky. “What could be the notion that planned it? The conclusion arrived at was naught.” D: S: Renner, M. D., Bloomfield, Mo. “Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.” D. B. Rice, M. D., Paintsville, Ky. Vice-President, 1908-'09. He is short, lean. and merry. A fine fellow whom every one likes. C. N. Recer, M. D., Weston, W. Va. Salutatorian, 1908-09. “His voice was like the warbling of a bird; so soft. so sweet, so delicately clear.” Epwarp SCHMIEDEKNECHT, JR., M. D., Louisville, Ky “Change your name: go on, be game.” J.C. Sarter, M. D., Alto, La toned, proud, and harmless Handsome, hig G. G. Snopcrass, M. D., West Virginia “He awoke one morning and found himself famous.” J. W. Strincer, M. D., Stringer, Miss. “Before you proceed any further, hear me speak.” J. E. Simmons, M. D., Linden, W. Va. Quiet and thoughtful. Will be a model among men—when married GLENN W. SALyeEr, M. D., West Liberty, Ky. Will be successful in his chosen profession after his divorce from— Miss Mattie. B: Scorr, A. B., Louisville, Ky. “And though she be but little, she is wise.” E. A. Simmons, M. D.., South Carolina. “Neither rhyme nor reason can express how much.” W: J. Smitu, M.D Canada, Ky. “Season your cares with oceasional joys.” H. T. Sparks, M. D:, 2 Gimlet, Ky. “As a walled town is more worthier than a village, so is the forehead of a married man more honorable than the bare brow of a bachelor,” W. J. Sweeney, M. D. Middlesburg, Ky. “My heart is turned to stone; and while ‘tis mine, it shall be stony.” W. P. Spencer, M. D., Barboursville, W. Va. “All smiles and bows was he.” eeeEeEeEeEeeeeeSSSSSSSSSSSSSS — 68 — Ww jal ID WEEL,. Al. D:, Laird, Miss. “Kind words he ever has for all,” W. A. TooMER, Fulton, Miss. “An abnormal growth, but benign in char acter, Miss ANNA VOEGTLE, A. B., Louisville, Ky. Treasurer of Senior (Academic) Class. “Long and willowy, tall and thin; but hoards of knowledge stored within.” ——— ee S. Vineyarp, M. D., Karberidge, IIL. “And still the wonder grew, that one small head could carry 2ll he knew.” Davin E. Wetter, LL. B., Louisville, Ky. Senior Manager of “Colonel.” Winner of Senior Honor. “A workman tkat needeth not to be ashamed.” Miss INGA Werness, A. M., Lovisville, Ky. “There is one dangerous science for women.” J. H. Wotverton, M. D., Piedmont, W. Va. A strong believer in his encyclopedia, but often refers elsewhere for data. T. D. Waker, M. D., Cockron, Ga. “If I were loved as I desire to be, what is there in the great sphere of the earth that I should fear?” FE. A. Winter, M. D., McClanahan, W. Va. “Ripe in wisdom is he, but patient and simple and childlike.” — i J. C. Wetts, M. D., White House, Ky. “It is a very great plague to be too hand some a man.” R. K. Wappett, M. D, Salem, Ky. One of the quiet boys of the class, but there with the goods. CARL WEIDNER, JR., M. D. 1934 West Jefferson St., Louisville, Ky. “He mixed reason with pleasure, and wis dom with mirth.” T. T. Wess, M. D., East Point, Ky. A good fellow—not afflicted with syndactyl- ism. S. H. Apams, Plainview, Texas. “Sagacious is his mien.” Donatp BAXTER, Montana. “Bid me discourse. I will enchant thine ear.” S. H. BruMtey, St. Joseph, Mo. “A laugh is worth a hundred groans in any market.” J. WiLLarp BAZELLE, Winslow, Ariz. “Nothing but death shall ever divorce my dignity.” S. M. Bowman, Cloyd’s Landing, Ky. An expert in physical diagnosis in the ab- sence of his stethoscope. J. Oscar Brown, Monticello, Ky. Known by the ladies as “Handsome Oscar.” When out you will find him at “Home’— ’Phone— J. D. Carrot, Tennessee. “But you had the look of one that threat- ened many and excellent things.” J. E. Cockrean, Richwood, W. Va. Where will they find another like Johnnie? R. I. Davis, Eminence, Mo. “He was meek and mild and a man of few words,” G. M. Davis, Barbourville, Ky. ‘Attend to the affairs of other men, regard- less of my own.” E. E. Epwarp, Wilkesbarre, Pa. “When I became a man I put away childish things.” W. T. Enpy, Sinker, Mo. “Small curs are not regarded when they grin.” J. E. Funrer, Pittsburg, Pa. “I would rather have his word than some people’s note.” L. F. Ginson, Eversale, Ky. Bos Taurus—the second sign of the zodiac —a strong neck and a stronger heart. H. A. Grissom, Kentucky. “Love makes fools of us all, big and little.” H.R. Gitiiam, Houston, Texas. Will specialize on pediatrics, especially at the time of dentition. D. A. HoLianp, Northville, Vt. Constancy—a virtue which wins in the end, - J. Wares, A veterinary surgeon as well as an M. D. GEORGE Hurry, Kentucky. Specialist on brick-dust sputum. R. D. Hatrey, Olive Hill, Tenn. “Describe him who can.” O. T. HuGues, Lexington, Ky. If suecess depends on persistence, then suc- cess is thine. W. H. Jones, Crane Nest, Ky. Would you care if we say, “You all know him’??? C. W. KEtty, Louisville, Ky. “What shall I do to be forever known, And make the age to come my own?” A. A. KERGOSIAN, Fenton, Miss. “I doubt the wisdom being too wise.” B. E. Lyxkins, Salyersville, Ky. “One contented with what he has done.” D. L. LeKrres, Ellendale, Del. The modest doctor of his town, he still has no serious matrimonial intentions. “Has mar- ried his profession.” J. R. Laneiinats, Pilette, La. With a 10-pound can of quinine in each hip-pocket, he goes forth to create havoe with the plasmodium of Laveran. H. B. McEwen, St. Charles, Ky. Abdominal compression is the ideal method in controlling hemorrhage in leg amputation, “Professor?” J. A. Martin, Valiant, Okla. “He never says a foolish thing. does a wise one.” Nor ever Cyrus MALLETTE, Advance, Mo. “Of softest manners, unaffected mind, Lover of peace, and friend of humankind. J. H. Maynarp, Waco, Texas. Is seriously considering the question of mat- rimony and delayed union. L. G. NICKELL, Blaine, Ky. “Tam not so bashful as I look,” RK: LL. PAG, Kentucky. “All smiles and bows was he.” BERGAMAN F, Ropinson, Laurel Creek, Ky. “Is it faring ill to be in love?” James SAMUEL SHAFFER, PH. G., Corydon, Ind. “Virtue alone is true nobility.” Bruce SILer, Pleasant View, Ky. “Long and lanky, tall and slim, But words of knowledge stored within.” J. C. Snow, Ping, Ky. This kid tries to pass himself as a man, but while he is one in quality, his head hasn't reached the age to suit the size. C. H. Stanpirer, Pu, G., Greenville, Texas. “Soft as the down that swells the cygnet’s nest.” W. C. SUMNER, Pomona, Mo. “His only fault is that he has no fault.” (?) V. A. TURNER, Morgantown, Ky. “A minister, yet a man,” Homer E. Wuire, Gamburg, Mo. ' “An ordinary prudent man.” Ear. WEaAKs, Paducah, Ky. “Blessed is he who expecteth nothing, for verily he shall not be disappointed.” T. E. Worre, Virginia. Wolfe studies so much at night that he often takes a nap during the lectures. W. B. WRENN, Page, W. Va. “A man so various that he seemed to be not one, but all mankind's epitome.” Bruce YOUNGER, Texas. “No man’s sentiments perfectly agree with my own.” MASTERS OF ARTS MISS HELEN SHIPPEN WARD MISS INGA WERNESS MISS OLIVE BLANCHE CATLIN EDWARD THOMAS POULSON i‘le, Ky. Leuisville, Ky. Louisville, Ky. Virginia Vice-President of Senior (Academic, Class Editor-in-Chief of THE COLONEL President of Senior | Academic) Class Louis To the Medical Class of 1909 ESTEEM it an honor to be permitted to address to you these few words. You are about tc become members of a progressive, scientific body, and it behooves you to bear in mind that the profession to which you belong is one that has been and will always be eternal, or so long as mankind may exist upon this earth; a profession that is in its broad- est sense a necessity anda blessing. That man is indeed fortunate who takes a high conception of his life's work; you have chosen the life of a medical man, which is, perhaps, by far the most trying of human callings, a laborer in the viney yard whose work is marked by the circle of the dial and whose rest and recreation must be literally snatched from the j jaws of work. In all things the doctor must care- fully steer his frail professional eraft through that narrow strait that flows between Seylla and Charybdis, with self-sacrifice on the one hand, consuming toil on the other. While the mighty beacon light of the progress of the twentieth century has been turned with its full glare upon civilized humanity, there still remains in this world of ours a vast deal of misery, ignorance, and superstition; people who seek not the true tenets of science, but follow after false gods. Such being the case, we should each try to so model our lives as to leave the world and the people we come in contact with a little less ignorant, a little less superstitious, with some of the misery relieved. To you will be thrown open the sacred portals of the home—invade it not; miseries and secrets will be unbosomed to you— respect them; the private life with many details that are forbidden even to priest or preacher, will be told you—hold them sacred. So model your life and character that when it shall come your turn to balance the ledger before your Maker your character will have been found as white and as pure as a lily, free from tarnish, spot, or blemish. Your life will be filled with sunshine and shadows, perhaps more of the umbriere than the bright and glowing light. Try to carry light, sunshine, and happiness with you; how dark you make your own life depends on you. There are deeds—and glorious ones—that are never heard of, deeds that never reach the light of day, and it is such opportunities that come to the phy sician, and I say to you that the fulfillment of these opportunities will allow you to bask in the sunshine of good acts, even though your acts are unheralded and unsung. Whatever the circumstance may be, no matter how hard and stony the path may be, do not permit yourself to drift into the darkness of pessimism. You can not expect as a reward for your abnegation storied urn or animated bust; no flare of trumpets will proclaim your deeds, no herald’s loud voice will call your name, but you will have in your inner consciousness, if you live the right life and do the right work, a sense that you have fulfilled, in so far as your capacity lies, the true appellation of the term “man.’ If you find in your life’s work that the stream does not flow silently and peacefully, turn not back, be not dismayed by the difficulties and dangers; fear not stony paths, barren wastes, or yawning chasis, but keep your face ever upward, look to the rising sun, traveling ever up the mountain of success. and perhaps you may mount the pinnacle of fame. Hold your ambitions high, raise the pointed dart to heaven and bend the bow with your full strength, that the trajectory of your arrow may describe a noble arc. Aspire to be great in what you do; to build your success on the solid foundation of work. Remember that your profession is a constant subject of caustic criticism, from which the phy sician himself can not escape. You will doubtless be blamed, but should bear in mind the words of Prof. Richet, “That life is a dangerous thing at best, and very few of us get out alive.” Although death be in the world, physicians are not expected by these who have the utmost confidence in them to do more than stay its progress. In your role as physician you can not always be successful; remember that your work has best been defined as follows: “Doctors cure often; relieve nearly always, and always console.” If we model our lives along the lines of higher thought, nobler aspirations, and honest work we will in the end find that we can fulfill the poet’s admonition, “Be not like dumb driven cattle; 3e a hero in the strife. Dr. CuRRAN Pope. A Farewell to the Senior Class E N_ of the Senior Class, farewell! And farewell to this fair city of Louisville! Which for four brief years has been our home and which we have learned to love almost as dearly as our native hills or far-reaching plains. Four years ago we gathered here as Freshmen. From the green slopes of Vermont to the brown deserts of Arizona ; from the pine forests of Wisconsin to the palm groves of the Sunny South; from the rugged mountains and the rolling prairie, we were swept by the mighty hand of Destiny to one common center, there to be molded, tempered, and tried, to prepare us for whatever work the future holds in store. Now we look back through mist that partly shrouds the departed years, and behold! That which we thought ugliness and hardship has become so beautiful, seen in the light of a better time, that it is with deep regret we turn again to face the future. During our sojourn here we have been as brothers. We have labored together, side by side; we have sought from the same pages those truths and theories which we must know; we have sat on the same benches; we have listened to the same professors ; and perhaps we may sometimes have used the same “cribs.” But our life here has not been all work. Many an hour of recrea- tion there has been, and sometimes in the very ebullition of spirits we have cast aside all restraint and yelled until the walls of our old college were ready to burst with the roar. When years have gone and in their passage have left to us our shares of troubles and worries; when the hand of Death has swept to the great unknown our dearest friends; when the events of later days are forgotten; when our heads are whitened, our shoulders bowed, our hearts feeble, and our eyes dim, in memory we shall go back to our college days and find there the bright- est spot in all our lives, except that period when with sisters and brothers we were watched and protected by our parents’ care. From this time forth we go our several ways. Ere the hand-clasp of our dearest friend has yet cooled upon our own we shall be hundreds of miles apart. The man who sat by our side for years we will not see again until we meet in the great beyond. The names we know so well will fade from the memory ; but our class-mates as a whole, and the people of this city who have taken us as their friends and have shown us every kindness, shall not be forgotten as we go out bravely facing the future, with the determination to do or die. Class-mates, again farewell! And once again, fair city, with all which you hold dear to us; and to you, glorious never-to- be-forgotten college days, farewell! Farewell!! A. V. DENMAN, Last Will and Testament of the Senior Class ‘ Go the Faculty and Students of the Medical Department of the University of Louisville E it known that the Senior Class of 1909, being of sound mind and disposing memory, and in legal capacity assembled, do hereby make this, our last will and testament, revoking all others, properly witnessed and signed, and declare it thus to be: To the Faculty we release all titles to lockers, seals, stiffs, chattels, real and personal, and to the crap game parlor that has afforded many a safe retreat during the dull lecture hours. Our places there we return to you, the donor, but the college spirit and the knowledge we have accumulated during these four long years we retain as our own. To Drs. Thompson and Simon we return with thanks the many “cussings” they so modestly, yet manfully, gave us, to hold in trust as a model reception for those who follow in our wake. To Dr. J. M. Ray we bequeath all “jacks,” both public and private, that we so ably rode through his examination, to pre- serve and keep as a memento of our sublime honesty. To the Dean we bequeath our purses empty; you have gotten the dough and left us to sink or float. To the Juniors we give and bequeath our rank as Seniors, which took us long to attain, yet by the signing of this we give it gladly to them; we also leave to them the inherited family pipe, that they may smoke and dream on the benches we now vacate. We release our hope of being the largest class that shall ever graduate from the University of Louisville and divide equally among them the Manikin, that relic of antiquity. We further give to them with full rights and privileges the stale atmosphere that pervades the clinic rooms, where many hours we have regretfully wasted. To the remainder of the student body we bequeath all the valuable time we have wasted. Take it with our blessings and make of it the best use you can, remembering that to know in part is a dangerous thing. We also leave to them our space in the mail box, telephone calls, addresses of our beautiful Louisville girls with cards of introduction, together with the skeleton of our first janitor who refused to do his duty. We further bequeath to them the many cheap boarding houses, where we have so often sinned, and our prayers are that the Creator give them strength to masticate the tough beef-steak which we relinquish to them with sad reflections. Lastly, we leave to them our private seats at the “Buck.” and beg that they be regular in attendance and strive to maintain for cur beloved college the record it has been ours to establish. Our voices shall be heard no more in the halls of the University of Louisville, and we take our departure indebted to all the homage of heart-felt gratitude. (Signed) THE SENIoRs. Witnesses: The ghosts that inhabit the Anatomical Laboratory. (J. M. Rose.) THE SKULL ' um Behold this ruin! ‘Twas a skull Within this hollow cavern hung Once of ethereal spirit full; The ready, swift, and tuneful tongue; This narrow cell was life’s retreat, | If falsehood’s honey it disdained, This space was thought’s mysterious seat. | | And where it could not praise, was chained, What beauteous visions filled this spot, | If bold in virtue’s cause it spoke, What dreams of pleasure long forgot, | Yet gentle concord never broke, Nor love, nor hope, nor joy, nor fear ® MANY That silent tongue shall plead for thee Has left one trace of record here! When time unveils eternity. i iv Beneath this mouldering canopy @ Say, did these fingers delve the mine, Once shown the bright and busy eye. Or with the envied ruby shine? W But start not at the dismal void, To hew the rock or wear the gem W If social love that eye employed, Can little now avail to them; If with no lawless fire it gleamed, But if the page of truth they sought, But through the dew of kindness beamed. Or comfort to the mourner brought, | That eye shall be forever bright These hands a richer meed shall claim When sun and stars are sunk in night. Than all that waits on wealth or fame. | b Avails it whether bare or shod, These feet the path of duty trod? If from the bowers of ease they fled, f=) To seek affliction’s humble shed; 8 } If grandeur’s guilty bribe they spurned, And home to virtue’s cot returned, These feet with angel’s wings shall vie, And tread the palace of the sky. ANONYMOUS. Junior Class ec Medical Department CLASS OFFICERS. PREDERICK ANDERSEN. 2 7- nb oe eee mn aoeewe le President PNG CORNER Sms ta hose ede nae eae Vice-President i Chega 8 ei Bir a 2 ee ee Sic eee ol ee Secretary A pA ERAN Gee oe oe isa eee em oe Eee Treasurer ROSTER. PRCONE see Wa ee ea eee eeeoe owe cee Washburn, Tenn. Anam, W:-K.-_-.s_.-..-..-.2_......-New Washington, Ind. AIEIS, US. Wena avenaeonekomceanuekacsaxssun Philpot, Ky. PRDL ENS Pe tle eas eee a eee Langley, Ky. STIS ER AO on coe ens en yokes noe Man, W. Va. Pipe Creek, Texas Owingsville, Ky. ---Fearn Springs, Miss. Anperson, H. B Anperson, J. E PERGEE RR Ei tle 5 asec nena gs Prestonsburg, Ky. PER NOLE MOre Ce, an ot ncker, oncnaueee ee nnSee Versailles, Ky. BRCHY WD Coe ee oa pokes ese o nae Stevenson, Ky. BACH MVILGUS on ewe enaet emcees Stevenson, Ky. BRE OR GP eo cee ok me el Georgetown, Ind. HCAS Dal baal] Pei aes Eel ee Sane APO ee ae ora = Caborn, Va. BAK Rae Mewsawes conc anco-Gasoeeeesoseane= Louisville, Ky. BARNES: By Ae eaters serene Willow Springs, Mo. BESS OR ee ane, 8 nent hae eacmena West Plains, Mo. BENNETT ) OR Noo aos oe ec cactawene Middlebourne, W. Va. Duh is Were neon geen so aoe ee eee Lampasas, Texas RIERAGH Fels =n sae eee 1208 W. Jefferson St., Louisville, Ky. BOASR felch eo ane aes atau stanuarsascenae ae Lynn, Ind, ORT WRAGH a tne nos nok sos and anne denne Blood, Ky. IBGE BS eee nb asa Jamestown, Ky. BON Voge re Sg ee Sn ae Sik aeons Claremont, Cal. aires, Boos oases eee inane esteem Paragould, Ark. BUCHARNON, CoB =.20) eae onete od Campbellsville, Ky. BYRNE. WALTER NRL 2-5 cape enn oose nace Russellville, Ky. (SAGER OW DS Re os Sopra ececeencd Cable, Tenn. (OAH Thats: 2 Od BN ee, 2 See ee eee Ringgold, Ga. Gagnon, b.. Gaes. sae sce White Mills, Ky. (C05 yo OS Le SS ee eee ee emnee my, Ansted, W. Va. (OUST a Bas ER ee SE epee a eer eee arte Cannellton, Ind. C HIP MAN, UR. nee eat coast ceea es Williamstown, Ky. ete FT i GE 2 Re a a Se eee cee ae ene Louisville, Ky. CUAVION, (C™ Fae ee ec esas at ss, Ashland, Me. CEERER NWA, WV.) | Roce eR oo eran ooo eee ee Alabama aS ee ee Mokaine, Mo. Ox Wn es oes oe ee cee Wheat, Tenn. OEE Ss a ae Ce ae Rock Island, II. Re, 1h ae aancnec as nenscnne louse a tinwanweees Sullivan, IIL. ERD IC A tlhe = a A re wa ae ee Scranton, Pa. — a Ceoreers,, Vic ccc ees ee ee eeeee Roxie, Miss. DERNES: NV ooo ae See eee ee a oe Sinton, Texas Dav, We Bono ewan eae eee, Gloster, Miss. Drian Widest: Bao 2 os ee LaFollette, Tenn. DIN WIDDLE, (R-- Aaa a sree ee ee Clarksville, Texas Donor, bh (Gulee neues 1205 Gough St., San Francisco, Cal. DRARH, � BENS. 2. oe Sono oe eee ne Mt. Sterling, Ky. Dusors;, W..C.L.2.- _--1902 Broadway, Santa Ana, Cal. Dare JW sheet e. soto dcaaarcaeeeeoeeeeee Mt. Tell, W. Va. BAKING Gis Pics cee nee ck ae sane See Robards, Ky. BeRey, Gr! na eee See ee ee ae Brookland, Ky. EINGUISH; 4B. S92 225s ree ene eo eee Eliska, Ala. BYOWERS , VMS ee ts ec eee ne Columbia, Ky. POWDER An atte se ns Seen oe ee ee ee Oak Grove, La. Bsanz; Js Actas. GaApsart, W. F Gaspart, W. S--- peta Mice Wartland, Ky. Hartford, W. Va. Harrodsburg, Ky. Gapoy, HH. RB... DeKalb, Texas GARLAND +1). Mis aon So one oe eee Birdseye, Ind. eRe, Mose con ta ciohae wee eee Flemingsburg, Ky. GIBSON, Veg. Joe oe ee ee ee Ocala, Ky. Ginmespre; Ve Gack occ aeen cere Wilmore, Ky. Gown Wor a ae, Le ee Witt Springs, Ky. GOVAN De) Bee on eae Corydon, Ind. fC Yeas Ae ila: eee a eee) Tee i eo Shelburn, Ind. GRIGGS NG, | Dino. sas csbos enn ausaaeeeee eee Haverly, Ky. Hampton, W Oxford, Miss. TIAMPTON Wi. Nt 55 nein in oe inka areas Kentucky ELARDIN;, ROBERT .W- 2.32 Secon sa coe eo esceeed Conway, Ark. PLAMIETON;: BRAMAN 2.0020 Sooo mascot e ee eee Iowa FLAY HURST; Ie. Flo anopposses—nonaeoaaeee™ Pullman, W. Va. Premiere, J. int ah ske tae ee eas Alto, La. HENTHORN, Ay Gln oie ee eee Vanceburg, Ky. Heasom,. R (G2. 552 S. Brook St., Louisville, Ky. EiOKn widen eee 1823 Eastern Parkway, Louisville, Ky.- Horsrooxm, Eo Bo = 5 eee Blaine, Ky. ORT Os S32 o 2 as case cee eee Russum, Miss. Figkany Ts Ba - Summersville, W. Va. Hunnicutt,. Rost: J. 2552220 ons soos eee Marlin, Texas HIOTGRENSON, We. [bo ae ee Corley, W. Va. Irwin; M.. Ho ssse5ecs 426 Twenty-sixth St., Louisville, Ky. JEFFERSON, CHARLES, JR------ - 233 E. Gray St., Louisville, Ky. AORNSON Ge T= oes oe 52 Saranac Ave., Buffalo, N. Y. JOHNSON; I) Wooo 5s2-3 cose eee Mallard, Texas JOFINSON, ROB. ae ct ee eee Princeton, Ky. Jones Ge ane oon eee Route 4, Carlisle, Ky. JONES) Wiis Vion. U5. see ee eee Pennsboro, W. Va. IGEERUER, AL Wes We oo eee ee ee Bristol, Tenn. Kerk, Re Toco “FE” St. of Flat Lick Road, Louisville, Ky. KesTerson, Wi. Jose ooo ote ec eee Mele iy: JUNIOR CLASS—Medical Department 158 (9b | Eid 2 Oe se ee Shepherdsville, Ky. Lake, (yl Ga We! ee eae Pap Eagle SE eR Seep ae Dreyfus, Ky. LANce, cS: Peniel, W. Va. [Up hace 8 HN See! eee LI a i ne re ee Cecilian, Ky. LeCompte, E. M Willow Springs, Mo. LOS Rag) 1S aE SOE ey eee eee er Shelbyville, Ind. TENET UOT fe gl ET a ee ae Terre Haute, Ind. ERSTE Wine 2 ceeee ace ccwonce Crawford, Miss. | rac able 9 £2] LS Ae a Re ee Dustin, Okla. Littey, F. 8; SSeS ee eee Jumping Branch, W. Va. Lone, Dae ee Scottsville, Ky. Lyncu, R. 2) pea t. Anthony’s Mills, Mo. iid 6 tea) 421d | eae Oe RS i ible Deputy, Ind. Martin, G ee Mattinciy, G. WUE TON UI NEG ae. Se oe erase Camm eeen Bedford, Ind. EARS Ta 5 agape Sige (DN eee ee ERO cee Enfield, Tl. Mevnior, H. J Tell City, Ind. MEER A ace moi re weumenne Oelwein, Iowa a aeae.: Murray, Ky. Ee ere ero etre Wisemantown, Ky. MERE MIS ERT tae ees oe Sse en Hot Springs, Ark. Moore, Kentucky MEGORE ote tie etek a sas ee i ana eb eeerG Crider, Ky. PRORRIS Oe) Gene eee Sods cant ease eone ose Woodville, Ky. OUR CRS LY SMe ee eee ee eee McMinnville, Ore. iecions, 66 il Lt Ai eee Bardwell, Ky. EOS Et el aerate 2 iene eS Stanford, Ky. LCR ODT) Oot Ges ae owe Lebanon, Ky. MGDGNADD 1a) Cuoco Ss ce ed Cloverport, Ky. CUTE E tH UL Anne ia a eee: Bedford, Ind. Wier, (NM Cee pace ee a oe Mt. Sterling, Ky. McKenna, H. J McWItiiaMs, C. NICKELE; bts Ibo .o 5525 NORMAN, Gy Hh ccc sna nas eee cece Norman Park, Ga INGRED Nt Green eo 8 ese Russellville, Ala. REINS Ne oes sae ct ioe ae Set a eee a Blaine, Ky. GRR Wee RONG a. enon ne ene aan Sebree, Ky. PARKER, Vette erat ee ee eS Berryman, Mo. PArRIsH, B. B _---Dresden, Tenn. PEGRAR Tee has na Seo eo ee enue Ripley, Miss. PEND ESCM E Ee eee as Hartford, Ky. PRA Galen ee were ees open saueheees Louisville, Ky. LUSTRE) (EES Ee le ee Se ee a ae Crossville, Ala. IPFERGE Gl Pisses pee ao eee ee aa eeeeeaeae Ozark, Mo. Pitt hee ee Handley, W. Va. Les 2 NSS RE, OE ee See Sere seen eee Smithland, ea POWERS Spt nosssee en Morgan P. O., PROS ROSE oe anaes eee sere Beattyville, Ke. Purpom, |B ee eee 2214 W. Chestnut St., Louisville, Ky. [USS dipcree ties 5 Wh OR SER Se ee eee Hillsboro, Ky. iSeries Paintsville, Ky. RTO ARDSONG) [oan ce eae Max Meadows, Va. Prestonburg, Ky. Pe ee eh Spee dey ee Louisville, Ky: Fairfield, Ky. Calhoun, Ark. Morehead, Ky. INIBES fe FONE N Ge oe eee a coi Canaan, Ind. Continued —79— Ripincs, A. L een ee REE Se ee Sea Bonham, Texas RS TERR OEE NR Se ke wee New Albany, Ind. RHODES, Jy WW ickascb ana oesceee ee be Acorn Ridge, Mo, Roserts, W. T. JR----------2214 W. Main St., Louisville, Ky. RUSSEri, SALEX noo 0 sues ee Hawk’s Nest, W. Va. IUSSELD, NGL NDR anata en om ee Speedwell, Tenn. SUTTON ie Pian cote en he ee Beattyville, Ky. SHREVE IO WWW eka e hh arencae se aaa ee. Hamlin, W. Va. S1etton, Dewey..-------- Sioux Rapids, Iowa SEAM HAC Se at oe Darton, Ky. SORULZE: (by Goyco eee eee Shiner, Texas Scu ACKELFORD, Riad LE Sere ee Aa Okolona, Ark. SHEPARD, U4 GAS 2 ee oe oneneneee Danville, Ill SHUPERTS Ue WV ow sanousa pata ee eee cee! Owenton, Ky. SHIVERS, WG. Nasco ce aoe he ee ocean eae Nancy, Ky. SistLer, Otto --Golconda, Ill. SHMONS, 09. Jessa estes oe ee ren ae eee ee Felix, Ky. SMI: Ji O52 ss tee 181 N. Stanley St., New Britain, Conn. Sagpners, Gr WH. 26. oon eee eee Maceo, Ky. oH G0) PRESS� ao ieee renee cae aS SADE. | Corydon, Ind. Swinge’ BG) Goo. sane eee Manattay, Ky. SNURG, Ae a= oc ce tias a nenauseened sesame Lakefield, Minn. SMVDREI MY, Ni cabaucxanteveanssoeeaassaae ees Danville, Ill. SOLOMON: Aue'lie. ce cac weenie ene aoa e Hodgenville, Ky. ROMS De CNR rc ee Bristol, Va.-Tenn. SpoHn, E. A_-- ---Logansport, Ind. SUPRA ity Me ce ee Liberty, N. Y. STOLE, Ay Ao cae s 824 S. Sixth St., Louisville, Ky. « WARTER, Joab cencncsadenssmn ans eee pean eoeetne eee Brady, Ky. WDANEOR Go Zion oo osu eos sececck en mueetan ee, Colfax, Ill. Tavion, Hy Roos ospnen nace 1074 Everett Ave., Louisville, Ky. me Woe te oe eee Meadow Creek, Ky. THAXTON, Jaooncunacce 479 Rivermont Ave., Lynchburg, Va. Tuompson, L. M-..------- 759 S. English Ave., Marshall, Mo. DEPS WORTHY Rie tee eee La Center, Ky. “RURNER,. Cl GE 2s cae Scere ne tiem Gamaliel, Ky. TRURNER, We loan c soe caea nn atemneecal Mt. Enterprise, Texas SRV ysis ios ce owe notes eee See eemee Williamsburg, Ky. ItrERRACe Al. eee 147 Arceme Ave., Lexington, Ky. Von Der! Beck, JOHN 2222. --. .2.-- 5 Louisville, Ky. WU APRN Es ashe clean am enae tern ecko a aaa Gilbert, La. W RAVER Jo.) Maco cooeca cc eee Scottsville, Ky. WBORRE AN, hr Ae et, ose eee ee a ae Taniso, Ky. WEES) ls, JOS scneteu eeanen aan ee tee Mt. Sterling, Ky. Rosebud, Texas Wroarre;. Te, Weeesseoc oe Se a ed Abingdon, Va. WHEEETT, i.e 2 see 513 Second St., Louisville, Ky. WIESON: (COVIRA sao eat Sone eeoee bos Emporia, Kan. WINTER, | lt = Se elo ceenee en enn ae es Stotts Mills, W. Va. Woskias: Bo Plus cite cece ee Brooksville, Ky. Wiarton 2 A. Seen a eee es cee Gallatin, Tenn. Wires; J. Po -R. R. No. 8, Cynthiana, Ky. WORN DG pote a ae ea ee ee ee Mayfield, Ky. Varsrovicn,. RB. Bs. 5. s2es sa Eldorado, Ark. EEOR INGEN ns Seis Sate eee Braddock, Pa. JUNIOR MEDICS. JUNIOR MEDICS. History of the Junior NCE upon a time there was a junior in U. of L. who was typical. In his early life his eyes were bright and his hair hung in golden curls, and the ladies all kissed him and said, “What he avenly blue eyes; he will be a great and good man some day.’ A little later he went to the district school in winter and worked upon the farm for his pa during the summer ; thus his young ideas were taught to shoot, while a fine physique was also in course of construction. While at school. he was in the same class with Minnie, a little hazel-eyed ray of sunshine with a pleasant smile. and some- how his heart always beat faster and he felt a peculiar uncontrollable awkw ardness whenever fate decreed that he should stand next to her in the class, and despite his mother’s warning to “Beware, beware of witchery And fall not in the snare That lurks and lies in wanton eyes And hides in golden hair.” She soon became “his queen in calico, - And he was her bashful barefoot beau.” Many were the strolls taken and many the crumpled notes passed between the two, with such sentiments expressed as “The rose is red and the violet blue, Sugar is sweet and so are you.’ Or “Sure as the grapevine grows round the stump, You are my darling sugar lump.” Many the times did his heart leap with ecstatic joy when Minnie smiled upon him, and many the time did it sink to the lowest pits of despair when she smiled upon some other handsome youth. Along about this period of his existence his father thought it was proper for his son to learn to wear shoes, so he purchased a pair of Bachlers’ brogans and called in two or three of the neighbors to assist him in adjusting the trilbys to the pedal extremities of his rapidly dev eloping heir apparent ; this advancement was tco great a stride for the young man; he stood twenty-four hours in one spot, without food or drink, gazing hopelessly at his newly clad feet, thinking that he was tied. Soon after this the father was stricken with typhoid fever and lay sick so long, and the doctor made so many visits and suc- ceeded in separating him from such a large amount of cash, that while convalescing and thinking over the future of his boy, he determined to do his uttermost to educate him in the science of medicine, that he might be able to remove the lucre from the coffers of others with the same ease that the noble disciple of Hippocrates had obtained his. By and by this youth had budded into manhood, and those “heavenly blue eyes” had perused “the ample page of knowledge, rich with the ‘spoils of time.” He attended church and Sunday-school and became the most promising young man in the com- munity. His father sold the two bales of cotton he had raised that year in spite of the late frost, drouth, cut worms, and boll weevils, for one hundred and fourteen dollars and twenty-three cents, to which he added the ninety dollars he got for the sorrel colt, which sum was further increased by the sale of three calves and seventeen chickens and several dozen eggs and nine ducks, by which means he accumulated sufficient ready cash to start his son to medical college, and he hoped to earn enough money by working out to pay for the last few months of the term. The father inquired of his doctor where he had best send his son, and he said, “To the University of Louisville, by all means,” as he had graduated there and thought it was the best medical college in the whole world. So it was arranged that he go to Louisville, November, 1906. ; Many were the fond words and promises of faithfulness made to Minnie, and many the tears shed and words of admonition spoken by his fond mother, to say his prayers and read the Bible she had placed in his trunk, while the younger children stood around and with awe beheld their hopeful brother disappear down the lane, seated beside his father in the spring wagon contain- ing his trunk and a few other necessaries and a basket of eggs for the market in the great city, forty miles distant, where he was to take the train. We here lose sight of him until by the providence of God or the mere decrees of fate he arrived at the dean’s office some days later for matriculation. It was noticed by some of the Sophomores that at this time he showed marks about his eyes and temples indicating that it had been necessary to blindfold him in order to back him on to the train to get him started, but he rapidly fell into the ways of the col- lege life and soon became acquainted with a number of other Freshmen like unto himself, and felt more at home, except that the boarding-house meals were not such as mother used to prepare. Every once in a while, and sometimes twice in a while, a neat little square-enveloped letter came from Minnie, all of which were read and re-read many times and answered promptly; all the while her dainty photo graced the inside of his watch case, all serving to relieve the loneliness. The prayers and Bible reading began to be neglected as studies pressed heavily upon him, although he still attended church Sundays and went to two or three church socials, where he met a number of the budding beauties of Louisville, and somehow Min- nie’s letters were not read with such relish nor so many times, nor answered so promptly after that. Toward the close of his Freshman year he began going out nights with the boys, and of course took a few beers and smoked a few cigarettes, and these made him realize that he was sadly in need of a new spring suit, a Bella Nutria hat with purple band, and lavender socks and tan shoes and a loud red necktie, but as his calls had been numerous, and not desiring to run any risk of not getting money, he dispatched the following letter to his father: “Dear Father and Mother: I am sure you will pardon me for not writing you that I was very sick, but I did it so as not to cause you to worry about me. Now that I am well I will tell you that I was sick and in the hospital two weeks, and was waited upon by a trained nurse, which of course was very expensive, and I am pained to have to ask you for $45.00 to pay the hospital and nurse bills. Please send it at once, Your loving son.” Sending this note caused tears to start to his eyes, and when they arrived he wept bitterly and would not be comforted until the following letter from his father arrived: “Dear Bill: Your letter got hear tuther evening and I went right away and mortgaged the wagon and team to Hezekiah Tom- son for $25.00 which I send you now, and will sell the three shotes to-morrow and collect seven dollars Doc Grimes is oweing me for work, which will be added to by your mother selling some chickens and we will send it in a very few days. ; It has been a hard struggle for me and ma to keep you in college, but we are willin’ to do anything for your education. Bring all your old clothes home with you so as ma can make them over into underclothes for me next winter. I went through this winter without underwear like I used to when I was a boy, but I must be too old for that now, for when I went to meetin’ the cold norther could pick me out of the crowd with his eyes shut and put my teeth to chatterin,’ but remember I am not complainin’ for I know education comes high and ma and me are going to do our duty. : Fi We are all well and hope you will keep well also, Your father. Our hero came home soon after this, feeling very important and dressed up, with but one condition. They were all glad to see him, and Minnie was delighted with his fine appearance, but not so with him; everything was a bore to him on the old farm, and he longed for city life. Minnie, in her plain clothes, had lost her charms when compared to the belles of Louisville, and now his only solace is the regular appearance of the square-enveloped letters, post-marked Louisville, and poor Minnie becomes cognizant of the fact, feels the sting of neglect, and buries her sorrow in her own bosom and passes from his life forever, so far as this his- tory is concerned. — 83 — He was exceedingly glad when it came time to leave the tiresome old farm at the beginning of next term, and he entered his Sophomore year w ith determination to remove his condition and pass off all the second year work, but soon he was invited to join a frat., which got him into society and taught him to smoke cigars and drink booze and other vices also, which increased his expenses greatly, and at the examination we find him with three conditions, all of which he said was due to the personal spite of the disagreeable professors who had it in for him. e again returned to his father’s humble farm, but stayed only a few days before going to the village and hanging around the drug store, where he finally got to dispensing soda water and ice cream and prescribing for a patient occasionally. Now his great learning began to assert itself, “And still they gazed and still the wonder grew, That one small head could carry all he knew.” Upon arriving where he had been called to see a patient some distance in the country, he said: “Here, boy, extirpate the quad- ruped from the vehicle and stabulate him and donate unto him sufficient nutritious elements, and ere aurora again gilds the eastern horizon I'll reward thee with a pecuniary compensation commensurate with your amiable hospitality.” After entering the house and examining the patient, he assumed a Solomonic expression and said: “The patient has an intersystemic disturbance of the asmotic equilibrium which is pathognomonic of hemophatisis of the heterminterry, fuherculests of the ductus-comuniscalidicus, for which we shall do a cholecystodnodenostomy, which will be sure to give relief if tissue retrograde metamorphosis does not manifest itself.” He also diagnosed and treated a severe case of “excoriation of the epidermis, due to the ravages of culex perforans. rs By this time he has become a skeptic and argues very learnedly with his former pastor, endeavoring to convince him of the errors of the Bible and trying to prove that man descended from the amceba by way of the jelly-fish and the monkey, and saying science proves the Bible false. The good man merely asks, “What science—the science oe to-day or yesterday; or shall we wait for the science of to-morrow—you know they all disagree 7” When autumn winds begin to blow he again finds himself at the dean’s office, ready to matriculate for the third time. He finds in and about the building others desiring to matriculate in the Junior class, gathered from tw enty different States and about as many different medical colleges, from which chaos the secretary succeeded in enrolling more than two hundred Juniors, making the largest class in any medical college i in this country, and here our hero loses his identity in that great whole, the Junior class, and it is hoped that he will return and graduate i in 1910. After a month or so of free-for-all, the Juniors organized and elected class officers. Fred Andersen was elected president. He measures everybody with a plumb line, and always calls for a “square deal’ for everybody, and sees to it that the Juniors are given all that is coming to them. P. C. Sanders was elected vice-president, and it has been the constant sorrow of the class that his promotion to the presi- dency never became necessary. L. L. Terrell was elected secretary. He always performs his duties with promptness and precision. Likewise J. A. Franz, the treasurer, makes an excellent officer, and both are so handsome that they charm the ladies. The Juniors have a large representation in each of the fraternities and also a large number belong to the Students’ Club, but despite this they are one harmonious whole in all matters pertaining to the good of the class. May the God of Heaven let His richest benedictions rest upon the Junior class and may his watchful eye and protecting hand shield each of us whithersoever we may be dispersed during vacation, and reassemble every single one of us and rejoin us with that same hand of brotherly love that has existed in our Junior year. = Academic Department Class of 1910 MOTTO—Ad astra per aspera. Officers BE Se SAT IAN IUGR 6 won onl Cinna nede adel aden acc enasasseaess President Mrsq)) PEeANGR (CATLOWAS 6 205 n nse se ueessn eee oen eee Vice-President RT HS SEEN PEOURES on ode atameehancecasn serene cmeaneucuen Secretary Mtss GERTRUDE WINKLER---- -- - ------ Bameabatme tear eae yes Treasurer Mr. Chas. B. Althoff. Miss Eleanor Calloway. Miss Daisy Hedden. Miss Helen Hodges. Miss Julia C. King. Miss Lillian A. Logan. Miss Lois Miller Miss Ethel A. Murphy. Miss Ora Spillman. Miss Alpha. Starr. Miss Josephine N. Taylor Miss Mary Van Arsdale. Miss Margaret Winkler Miss Gertrude Winkler Miss Emilie Yunker Class Poem A Song for the Seekers of Truth. Bs Where the farthest isles are calling Where the newest dawns upspringing Through the afterglow, O'er the youngest days, That with purple light is falling Dark and silence far outwinging, Round the long ago,— Bear enkindling rays,— Where the latest springs are striving With the farthest snow, Heart of earth to life reviving— Let us outward go! Ours shall be a new believing Ours to live again the stories In the gods of Greece, Long since lived and sung; Ours a bloodless re-achieving Ours to celebrate the glories Of the Golden Fleece; Of our mother tongue; Ours to earn the deep revealing Nature’s self imparts, When before her altars kneeling, Offer we our hearts. Ours from realms unseen to borrow, Then with spirits pure, aspiring, Not of land or sea, Let us onward go, ‘ Visions ovt of which to-morrow Ours the quest that brings no tiring,— Builds reality. Ours the thirst to know! EtHer ALLEN MvurpHy. —i— | i PN JUNIOR ACADEMIC CLASS Junior (Academic) ust: look at this tall, slender maiden, ties head with all lore is so laden Chat if any knowledge you seek, Be it English or Latin or Greek, Rhythm or phonetic spellin’, You'll find out if you only ask Helen [ i this monstrous big hat Is Eleanor’s face glad and gay, But to see it there’s no other way, [han down on the floor to lie flat. ever a primpier maid you will find, Than Alpha; now bear this in mind, If one hair is awry, She will try, try, and try, Till she makes it lie to suit Alpha. [° Lois, personified meekness, We have a great mathemati For this subject she has such a weakness That she daily works sums in additio1 h, Lillian’s a basketball And her bows they got gayer and gayver ne faye ere Chey w d larger too ill they flew off with the young basketball pla emember that Mary won't hurry, Won't do anything in a flurry, But calmly she'll wait, Be it ever so late, Not giving herself any worry at). | ee A Toast to the Us: of L. Girl ya There are many kinds of college, Teaching many kinds of knowledge,— 3ut our college beats them all as near as I can tell. For though I’ve met maidens many, Schooled from Vassar to “Virginny,” Never have I met the equal of the girls of U. of L. They treat you like a winner Till you pity the poor sinner Who never went bathing in Cupid’s treacherous sea; Yet, how soon—in most cases— Judging from the saddened faces, Love's high temple is transformed into a very lonely tree! O, you maids, that seem so artless,— If, in truth, you are so heartless, As to lift us up and leave us tangled high in thorny trees, May you all be old maid teachers, Or else wed to country preachers, Having nought to spend for bonnets but your hubby's marriage-fees ! We have read in meters many Of fair maids from Greece to Guinea— Belles of every land and clime, Whose attractiveness diverse is As the goodness of the verses, Or the smoothness of the rhyme. Yet to-night I would be toasting (With perchance a bit of boasting), A fair maiden who surpasses All these much-lauded lasses As a diamond does a dime! We've been told full oft, for instance, Of the dark complexioned maids, Whose smooth brows and cheeks of olive Bronze beneath Italia’s shades ; And of Spanish senoritas With a soft and sinuous grace, Matching well the orbs hypnotic Sparkling in a dreamy face, And with shining raven tresses Sweeping slowly into curls: Yet—who'd class las senoritas With our beautiful college girls? We've been told, times without number, That within das Deutschland fair Dwell die madchen with bright sunbeams Tangled in their flaxen hair— Maidens with faint blush of roses Tingling cheeks as white as snow, And with lips of ruby sweetness Round which dimples come and go! Yes, perhaps they may seem angels To the stolid Saxon churls, But they couldn't “hold a candle” To our bright-eyed college girls! Oh! the bonnie girl of Kentucky, With a soul behind her eyes! Not alone for rarest beauty Would she capture every prize; But for knowledge, deep and useful, Tact, and talent, just as well As a heart-love rich and tender— She’s the soul of U. of L. In earth’s dazzling belt of beauty She’s the rarest, fairest pearl— Hats off! heads high! hearts wide open! To our peerless College Girl! W. T. Myers. —%90— “Old Kaintuck” Know ye the land of honest hearts, Know ye the lands where maidens fair, Of friendship pure and true; With face and form divine, Of hills and dales and mighty caves, Make men believe that women are The land of grass so blue? Nowhere on earth so fine? There is no place on’ God’s green earth, I've lost my heart—how often Wherever you may roam, I really can’t recall— That cheers the heart as fondly as On maidens bred in old Kaintuck; The old Kentucky home. God bless them one and all! Know ye the land so full of cheer, And full of Colonels bold, The land where every gentleman Loves Bourbon fine and old? When one is sick, when one is well, The medicine to choose To make him well, to keep him well, Is old Kentucky booze. Know ye the land of blooded stock, Know ye the land of brain and brawn, As fine as can be found; Of knowledge and of skill, The home of many a noble steed Of men whose deeds the annals of For blood and speed renowned ? Our grand profession fill? Fine were the winners of the race McDowell, greatest of them all, In the days of ancient Rome; A man of brains and pluck, But finest is the stock bred in He is a type of doctors found The old Kentucky home. Right here in old Kaintuck. I'll raise my glass and toast the State Of horses that are fine, Of liquid, happiness, and girls Of face and form divine. But most of all, I'll drink to you For health, success, good luck, The noblest products of your State, The doctors of Kaintuck! Dr. Orro Jurrrner. The Moot Court HE MOOT COURT is held the last Friday in each month, and is presided over by Judge Charles B. Seymour. It is essentially a practice court, in which pleadings are filed, commission- er’s reports presented and confirmed, depositions certified, judgments entered, points of law argued. About twenty cases are tried each year. They are selected, with some slight modifica- tions of fact, from cases which have been tried in this county, or appeals from the same, and embrace a very wide selection. They include, for example, matters of constructive service, authenticated records of sister States, adoption, divorce, settlements of assigned estates, suits on official bond of guardian, sheriffs and administrators, suits on injunctions and supersedeas bonds, order of delivery, bail writ, matters of personal injury, etc. The questions are presented in a variety of aspects. In some cases the pupils are required to prepare an appeal from the judgment of the court. In some cases they prepare the entire pleadings. In some cases they simply argue the cases upon the pleadings in the Jefferson Circuit Court as if the cases were on trial there. Especial attention is given to the details of practice, the idea being that when a young man graduates he should not only know how to prepare a petition, but what to do with it when prepared; not only how to argue the question of law on appeal, but how to indorse the record. In order to carry out this plan there is each year appointed from the Senior Class a clerk, a commissioner, and a sheriff for the Moot Court, so that the proceedings may assimilate as nearly as possible to the proceedings in State courts. While in this court are found all the dignity and decorum usually present in the State courts, yet the pres- ence of genial Judge Seymour on the bench makes this duty seem more a pleasure than a task. — 94 — MOOT COURT Prophecy ee ONFRONTED with the task of prophesying with respect to the careers of the members of the Senior Class, I seated myself in my comfortable armchair, placed my feet upon the table and lit my pipe, which is my greatest solace and comfort, hoping that I should be visited by some inspiration that would carry me into the future. The task was too great for my tired brain, and ere long my pipe was out and I was peacefully resting under the protecting care of Morpheus. I seemed to be living in the year 1939, and what I saw was most strange and wonderful. J was taking a trip in an airship of the latest model, and on my long tour I had stopped at the city of Louisville. We had anchored at a dock at 4th and X Streets and had at this point taken a car to the old Seelbach Hotel, preferring to go to an old familiar haunt than to the new and up-to-date hotels on Broadway. Removing the dirt incident to the long trip, my guide and I ate breakfast, for we had arrived early in the morning of a beauti- ful May day and had started out to look up some of the old members of the Class of 1909. Our first visit was paid at the Lincoln Savings Bank Building in search of C. W. Milner. I found him occupying the entire seventh floor, enjoying a lucrative practice of the law. He soon found out after getting his degree from the University of Louis- ville that the practice of law was far preferable to digging ditches. Upon the door of the office I noticed the name of A. C. Dick, and with eagerness inquired where he was. I was told that he had left the day before for Danville to look after some very impor- tant business of one of his clients, J. B. Cowherd, but that he was expected back within ten days at least. I grimly smiled and murmured to myself, “Still an old bachelor.” After discussing old times I walked over to the old Court House, entered the elevator and went to the Second Division of the Chancery. As I entered the room I was startled at seeing seated upon the bench where I had been accustomed, as a law-student, to see Judge Kirby, Dave Weller, paying very close attention to an argument of Emanuel Levi, successor to Aaron Kohn. Emanuel was certainly creating a movement. When court adjourned I walked over and shook hands with the distinguished jurist and barrister and chatted with them for a few moments about our old classmates. I learned that Polin was still living at Springfield, and that he was continually shaking the surrounding hills with the “thunder of his larnin’ and the lightnin’ of his wit.” Blaydes, they told me, had forsaken the law and was cashier of a Texas bank. He was still causing much amusement with his barnyard laugh. Macdonald was resident manager of Pabst, with fifteen men under him. He occupied a magnificent suite of offices at 14th and Main, and never forgot his red necktie and two and one-half carat diamond stud when he made his toilet. “What on earth has become of Brennan?” I asked. “He is still running the docket and looking up evidence for Freddie Forcht,” they told me. The = 08i=— seething mass of lawyers during Joint Session disconcerted him, so he got special permission to build and occupy a chair much higher than those occupied by other members of the bar, where he could make his motions unmolested. Cook had gone back to the mountains of Southeastern Kentucky, and had just succeeded in being elected Congressman from his district. In the liquor fight he was much in evidence on the side of the nippers. I paid my respects to the City Assessor’s offices and there found Joseph Lenihan, the biggest staller and bluffer in the State, enjoying a plum which he deserved, as a reward for his faithful and consistent work in ousting the reform (?) gang and placing in power again the Democratic Party. The city was being run on a model basis and Judge was making a most satisfactory assessor. I asked Judge where I could find his Dutch cousin Burkholder, and he pointed to a desk in the back of the office. There was old Burkie, taking down in shorthand everything he could hear, for future use in the case of an emergency. Walking back to Fourth Street, whom should I see but Bob Lucas dressed in an English walking suit of the very latest cut. He greeted me most cordially and insisted that I go up to his office. He still had offices in the Kentucky Title Building, but they had expanded from one small room to a spacious suite of four. A more comfortable office I have never seen. Easy armchairs, davenports, and swinging hammocks were everywhere in evidence. He was known around town as the man who got people out of trouble for money. “Bob,” I said, “what has become of Patch?” “Don’t you know,” said he, “I was through Jackson, Michigan, last fall and hunted up old Patch. Where do you suppose I found him? Well, it was in an office building with beautifully appointed bars on either side of the entrance, and as I walked in on him he was delivering an eloquent dissertation, physiological in its nature. I believe it pertained to the effect produced by the substitution of ice water for blood in the human veins. He was also engaged in the work of restoring the whole State of Michigan to a wet condition.” Bob also told me that Poindexter was working wonders as Chairman of the Prohibition League of Indiana. He had also won quite a reputation as an orator. Glancing into the room beyond, I saw upon the wall a class picture of the University of Louisville of the year 1939, Prominent among the Faculty was Bob Logan. He had succeeded in establishing a Chair of Oratory in the University. I learned upon inquiry that students who had sat at his feet were foremost on both sides of that still all-important question, wet or dry. Presently I was awakened by a loud pounding at my door. Rubbing my eyes and stretching my stiffened muscles I looked around, and much to my surprise I found myself still in my little room, back in the days of 1909. Somehow I felt more comfortable. —%7— Class Officers. BOOK AINSAL 2. ooo naeew ane ea ee cetera President LD) GREENE. 2. ono Se a ee, See Vice-President 5B. SPOCR MAW, --53-6snecnonce secs Secretary and Treasurer Class Roll. Ames, E. F. Greene, L. D. Bullitt, E. V. Levi, Emanuel Binkley, H. P. Lett, J. W. Burkholder, John McLain, Wm. Cook, if M. Moss, Forest Dougherty, F. J. O'Neal, Emmet Deckel, C. Ratliff, Alex. L. Dougherty, Paul Rich, J. C. Fryrear, O. B. Stites, H. P. Gardner, H. J. Speckman, L. F. Gentry, Edwin R. Strack, G. W. Vaughan, B. H. Winner of Junior Honor, Emmet O'Neal. hj ye AT | H | 2 H Sophomore Class (Medical) E. (By BROOKBANK= 2-2 =o Paes President Geib A Ree 2 ee eee Vice-President 1 PA il 3) os ee a en Secretary Wir tORBORD =o ass eee Seen eee Treasurer HE history of the Class of 1911 is one of uninterrupted success and full of honor. Gliding along on oiled waters, our “Ship of State” rides high, slowly and irresistibly toward that venerable body, the S. B. When we returned to our alma mater as unsophisticated Sophomores, we found not one Faculty, but several. It was discovered that in order to give the Faculties a chance to limber up, we must cut out our sleep and meals. Miller's Home waned. This was entirely satisfactory for about four hours and five seconds, but not very nourishing. Then a genius arose in our midst and remarked: “Let us c-t 0-t o-r St-d-ng.” Further comments are unnecessary. Another stage of U. S. was the period of quiz compends. It got so bad that you could recognize your associates from their favorite prize books entitled, “Keep me with you always.” It is said by the unin- formed that this motto was followed to the letter for a whole week. ooo m@ OOF THE SOPHOMORES ABENDLIED Tune-- Rover” “There in the twilight, cold and gray, Sleepless, but beautiful he lay, And from the sky, serene and far, A voice fell, like a falling star, Van—Salasap.” —102— oD aed Sa SOME OF THE SOPHOMORE MEDICS Anderson, C. M., Minn. Anderson, A., Kas. Allison, F., Il. Amick, C. L., Ind. Blair, H. C., W. Va. Botkins, D. P., Ky. Brookbank, E. B., III. Burkes, D. P ., Tex. Bentley, J. G., N. C. Baugh, W. P., Tenn. Brown, Q. M., Mo. Bailey, T. S., Ky. Barnett, W., Ind. Buck, G., La. Barcklow, G. T., N. J. Bond, A. C., Ky. Brock, O. D., Ky. Beard, E. F., Ky. Bryant, F. A., Hl. Bost, J. R., N. C. Brandenberger, E., Ind. Caruth, R. W., Miss. Coogle, C. B., Ky. Crandall, L. A., Ky. Collins, T. B., Ky. Castile, H., Ark. Corbett, A. J., Kas. Casebolt, S. B., Ky. Cann, C. B., Ky. Cappel, M., La. Caldwell, M. E., W. Va. Cardwell, L. W., Miss. Combs, B. P., Ky. Carper, J. C., W. Va. Carter, N. D., Ark. Congleton, Geo., Ind. Clayton, C. F., Tex. Cavender, J. O., Ky. Sophomore Class Roll Conkling, J. W., Fla. Cook, O. L., Ohio. Dorsey, T. M., W. Va. Dravo, E. L., Ky. Daniels, S. J., W. Va. Day, H. A,, Ky. Davis, A. M., Ky. Drury, E. E., Ky. Dodson, R. W., Va. DeShazo, Wm. S., Tex. Dickerson, W. M., Ohio. DeGraffenreid, A. F., Ky. Elliott, H., Va. Engleman, H. K., Ind. Fox, R. C., Miss. Freeman, E. S., La. Francisco, J. H., N. J. Foley, F. K., Ky. Ferguson, J. H., W. Va. Greenburg, Chas., Mo. Good, J: Ds S.C. Graham, J. C., Ky. Hendrickson, H. M., Ind. Hornsby, W. B., Ky. Hurt, W. M., Ky. Henderson, W. G., Mo. Hauss, A. P., Ind. Hays, R. M., Ky. Henderson, A., Ky. Harrod, G. C., Ind. Hartman, E. €., Ky, Humphrey, W. W., Ky. Hunt, Pope, Ky. Harrison, R. C., Ky. Howard, C. C., Ky. Hahn, C. N., Mo. Hamilton, W. F., Ia. Hafford, W. J., Ky. — 104 — Hatfield, J. E., W. Va. Harl, V. A., Ky. Harrison, J. C., W. Va. Heald, W. W., Ohio. Jablow, H., Ky. Jones, J. L., Miss. Johnson, J. M., La. James, F. J., Ill. Jamison, C. E., N. J. Kincheloe, A. L., Ky. Kimbrough, B. T., Miss. Kyllo, Perey, Minn. Kyllo, John, Minn. Kyllo, A., Minn. Leavell, Geo., Miss. Loubridge, C. L., Miss. Lenhart, C. W., Ill. Limbach, H. M., Ky. Miller, A. O., Ky. Mahoney, A. F., Fla. Miller, O. O., Australia. Montgomery, B. B., Ky. Mulligan, A. J., Pa. Mead, A. R., Ind. Milbee, R. O., W. Va. Mays, W. C., W. Va. Morgan, G. C., Ky. Marr, B. G., Tenn. Moras, P., Ill. Meyer, W. C., Il. McCormack, W. E., Ky. McKinna, J. K., Minn. McWilliams, W. E., Ky. Newall, A. S., Ind. Nickell, N. M., Ky. Nelson, J. B., Pa. Owen, E. E., Minn. Prichett, J. H., Ky. Patterson, R. W., Tenn. Porter, W. F., Va. Pirkey, M. E., Ky. Pirkey, E. L., Ky. Pryor, H. B., Ky. Proctor, W. F., Ky. Powell, M. W., La. Queener, R. F., Tenn. Royce, F. D., Mich. Robertson, M. H., Ky. Russell, Jesse, Ky. Ritter, F. H., Ind. Rutledge, J. A., Tex. Royster, G. M., Ky. Richmond, F. S., W. Va. Rogers, J. C., Pa. Romine, T. E., W. Va. Sternburg, S. A., Ky. Shacklett, J. R., Ky. Sonne, I., Ky. Stracham, H., Ky. Spivey, G. H., Miss. South, J. F., Ky. Sosnin, W. B., Russia. Sellers, Thos., Ky. Taylor, J. W., Ky. Thomas, J. E., S. C. Turner, A. J., Ky. Tamplin, J. B., W. Va. Umbarger, C. W., W. Va. Woodson, H. M., Ky. Wicker, M. V., Ky. Williams, F. N., Ind. Weddle, H. C., Ky. Wolford, G. E., Ky. Womack, R. E., Ky. Wells, J. A., Ky. Wallace, H. L., Ky. (Ad “ ON F; ee | y -S ; 1 qe FRESE LY ¥ 2 rai BS RY es FRESHMEN (Academie) OFFICERS i eee ee _..-President EvizaneTaH R. Keiupr._:_....._.. HELEN RUTHENBERG aa nos nan uu Vice-President FRANCES WILBERDING = - ---ecretary Grace B. GREEN__---- sites Snecma HERE, _ Treasurer Carrie E. Beers. Margaret Maxwell Eva Ehrmann Elsie N. Moses Grace B. Green Roy W. Hale deline Heinz. Helen Ruthenberg Viola Heffernan Alpha Starr. Naomi Hayhoe. Ralph Rogers. Mabel Rucker. Louise Stoy. Elizabeth R. Keller Ethel Ruth Smith. Rose Knasel. Frances Wilberding. ee — 106 — N. B. Don’t think that the foregoing blank in any way typifies the Freshman Class. Nor do they belong to that grouchy class of the genus homo who refuse to have their pic- tures taken, But simply this—being Freshmen, and very young and unsophisticated Freshmen, they have not yet learned how to strike a becoming attitude for the camera. Q. E. D. 107 — History of the Freshman Class BS RESHMEN, as a whole, seem to be the center of attraction for their predecessors who have torn themselves from the humble title and crawled into one of higher standing. There is no reason, whatever, for a Freshman of the 1912 class to slight or disregard his title; it is all to rejoice. He is a member of the first Freshman class of the new and com- bined medical school of the University, and a Freshman of the largest medical school in the country. The members of this class, though in the rudiments of knowledge and a novice at their future profession, will, should health and fortunateness remain with them, together with the teaching of the learned and skillful professors, develop into medical men such as the school can look down upon with pride, and there is no doubt but what the question will often be asked in and around the community into which one settles, “Where is he from?” and it will be answered with admiration, “Why, he is a graduate of the 1912 class of the University of Louisville.” Shortly after the opening of the session, W. M. Royal, a member of the class, called a meeting of the Freshmen for the purpose of organizing. After a short address to his fellow students on the subject of organization, and the good that is derived from it, he suggested to the class that they take the necessary steps in electing officers. The matter of electing a president was an easy proposition. Mr. Royal, who had acted as spokesman, was nominated and elected unanimously. During his administration several important subjects arose, which necessitated immediate action. In conducting the meet- ings on these occasions, Mr. Royal has shown, by his worthy suggestions and good judgment, his ability as a peace-maker and administrator. As Vice-President, C. E. Gaupin was elected. Though the opportunity never presented itself which required Mr. Gaupin’s services to act in the capacity of President, there is no doubt but that his ability would have led him to act successfully. For Treasurer and Secretary the class elected S. W. Winchester and E. K. Hodgkins. As Treasurer Mr. Winchester made a worthy man for this trustworthy position. His reports were on all occasions received with the utmost approval by the class. The same thing can be said of Mr. Hodgkins in filling the position of Secretary, accuracy and promptness predominating throughout his administration. As Sergeant-at-arms S. L. McKinney was elected unanimously. Mr. McKinney's strong physique, together with his influ- encing power in obtaining the respect and order of his classmates at all of the meetings, showed that he was the man well qualified for that position. In J. J. Luke and Y. C. Lott, the class elected, respectively, a Custodian and an Assistant Custodian, who have been faithful and attentive to their duty. Throughout the entire session these two gentlemen, by working hand in hand, have abided with the laws of cleanliness. Their motto at all times seemed to be “cleanliness above all things.” —108— i | FOUNDED i FRESHMAN MEDICAL CLASS Alexander, Geo, Abell, C. E. Allen, J. D. gard, C. B, Botts, G. W. Buckley, E. P. 3ledsoe, J. A. Bixler, A. C. Bess, A. L. Blackmon, W. E, Beazley, W. H. Brown, R. E. Bellamy, J. W. 3enson, A. G, Bullitt, L. L. Bruce, W. H. Bandy, S. C. Bradley, M. C. Cook, K. M. Cox, H. W. Chapman, C. P. Cottell, J. R. Clifford, E. E. Cox, W. E. Craig, J. S. Claggett, E. B. Cox,” Walter Coleman, J. F. Downie, W. E. Davis, G. C. Davis, L. B. Daniels, D. C. Dodson, J. C. Duff, H. A. Denman, W. H. Eggers, H. E. Edwards, W. H. Iletcher, F. W. Fulling, W. H. Gaupin, C. E. Green, R. E. Graffinino, P. Goodman, C. Goodman, D. Gaener, C. M. Hodgskins, E. K. Hagman, C. L. Hamner, Ben Hammer, C. A, Hill, D, L. Henry, Jos. Hively, D. H. Howard, W. H. Hayes, Geo. Heatherman, K. J. Farley, Rush Hewlett, L. L. Hill, J. €. Hayes, J. A. Inman, E. L. Jones, C. B. Jackson, E. Johnson, R. E, Jenkins, J. E. Johnson, R. S. Jones, C. H. Jones, G. F. Kirkwood, Tom Luke, J. C. Lott; YC. Lake, J. S. Livingston, A. E. Looney, S. D. Lyons, R. Freshmen Roll. Medical Department. Lewis, W. C. Lyon, A. M. . Lewis, M. W. Mowrer, G. E. Meek, C. Martin, C, A. Moss, R. C. Mattox, N. E. Morefield, L, E. Miller, C. W. McBee, J. C. McLeisch, J. M. McKinney, S. L. McCrann, W. J. McKoin. B. M. Nash, W. H. Needham, W. S. O'Connell, P. D. Ortland, J. A. Pritchard, J. C. Peer, O. A. Pryor, Ray Potter, 2 i. Peck, W. L. Paden, M. G. Porter, H. A. Pierson, P. R. Pollard, W. H. Rider, E. B. Runyon, B, F. Rose, C. C. Royal, W. M. Riley, E. F. Rosenberg, B,. Ross, G. C. Robinson, T. H. Riley, Eddie Reeves, W. L. Ross, S. C. Raphael, Jos. Schlenck, A. O. Starr, E. Smith; S, © Stanley, J. L. Scrivener, S. I’. Smith, J. A. Sayle, H. P. Stewart, Q. L. Story, John Stone, L. L. Seale, W. E: Sievers, Fred Snowden, R. R. Turney, A. H. Tarr, E. M. Turpin, J. E. Todd, L. N. Taylor, C. Taylor, W. E. Vance, B. M. VanCamp, O. C. Vidt, C. E. White, W. B. Williams, A. O. Warman, A, P. Walker, M, H. Whittaker, -E. V. Wood, J. M. Whaley, L. Winchester, S. W. Ward, R. R. Wheeler, G. B. Williams, V. K. ? The Story Once there was a gay young Freshman, To proud to plough and hoe; And he left his father’s farmplace, Long time ago. To U. of L. stalked he proudly As if he owned the show; For he felt his oats and keeping, Long time ago. He cared not for grades and credits, Thought sure he'd pass, you know; Professors would bow down and worship— Long time ago. of a Freshman 7, So he spent his time in flirtirg (How sad that it is so!) Cut his classes like the mischief, Long time ago. When his card went home to father— Oh, what an awful blow! He had “flunked” in all his courses, Long time ago. What “pa” said won't bear repeating, And he bought another hoe Like they used in “chopping” cotton, Long time ago. Now his son sighs deep and sadly, As he starts on each new row, “Oh! that I had acted wiser, Long time ago!” -Wt— W. J. M. OLD UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL —112— NURSES OF THE UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL MISS ELLA VANARSDALE, Chief Surgical Nurse. Graduate University Hospital, 1908. MISS LAURA B. OWEN, SUPT. Graduate of Chicago Union Hospital, 1905. als 3 3 | sad | n Kentucky 33 3 16 Life’s burdens bear the lightest In Kentucky: The home fires burn the Lrightest In Kentucky; While players are the keenest, Cards come out the meanest, The pocket empties cleanest, In Kentucky. The bluegrass wayes the bluest In Kentucky ; Yet, blvebloods are the fewest In Kentucky; Moonshine is the clearest, By no means the dearest, And yet, it acts the queerest In Kentucky. %y The moonlight falls the softest In Kentucky: The summer days come oftest In Kentucky ; Friendship is the strongest, Love's light glows the longest, Yet, wrong is always wrongest In Kentucky. Orators are the grandest In Kentucky; Officials are the blandest In Kentucky ; Boys are all the fliest, Danger ever nighest, Taxes are the highest In Kentucky. The song birds are the sweetest In Kentucky ; The thoroughbreds are fleetest In Kentucky ; Mountains tower proudest, Thunder peals the loudest— And _ politics—the damnedest In Kentucky. —114— The sun shines ever brightest In Kentucky; The breezes whisper lightest In Kentucky; Plain girls are the fewest, Maidens’ eyes the bluest, Their little hearts are truest In Kentucky. The dove-notes are the saddest In Kentucky ; The streams dance on the gladdest In Kentucky ; Hip pockets are the thickest, Pistol hands the slickest, The cylinder turns quickest In Kentucky. aa aagsoar mi Po avouev-Xeatouesy Phi Chi Fraternity. Founded at Burlington, Vt., 1886; at Louisville, Ky., 1894. Chapter Roll. VSS SRST NS ect Oe Se ee ee ei eee ee Seer haelfor WOMB LS yen anit iy University of Louisville. TSU Dios, a gyescie aang a as Oar 1 eel ee ee ee _-Medical Department University of Vermont, Burlington, Vt. ES a Dd Se a es ee ee ee ee ee es _.-Medical Department University of Texas, Galveston, Texas. Eta Medical College of Virginia, Richmond, Va. Theta __--University College of Medicine, Richmond, Va. lota Medical Department University of Alabama, Mobile, Ala. Lambda__ Teste ‘nnsylvania Medical College (Medical Department Western University of Pennsylvania), Pittsburgh, Pa. AS ie Spf orm pa ee i eS ye a a ee SS a ee ee tre Medical College of Indiana, Indianapolis, Ind. Pe ee re ee ns et ES es Be ee ee a na eam ener coeee Birmingham Medical College, Birmingham, Ala. OMGhOn sesso s nes ce ee eee seen ac eeeous. Medical Department of Tulane University, New: Orleans, 2a) cee ae. oh ea NS ial BOLE A eee eee ck Se eS ee ee ee a University of Fort Worth, Fort Worth, Texas. Te Se alr a eee ho eae ee oe po ot wee aan aa ee ae aaneeesne Medical Department Vanderbilt University, Nashville, Tenn. are ee ne eee st are i Sa er ea ane aa ee EEE a See ee Chicago University. Shp cpg Se Se ee ee ee ee ee ee ee eae, Atlanta College of Physicians and Surgeons, Atlanta, Ga. BS cee ac eet ree re er ea en oe a ee a oer aa eae eee University of South Carolina, Charleston, S. C. ULSD S enh Se eS a pe re a a a a Se ae Atlanta Medical. PRE coh ecee Medical Department George W ae ee are University, Washington, D. C. i es Jefferson Medical College, Philadelphia, Pa. Pst acu University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, Mich. oe ae. Ohio Wesleyan, Cleveland, Ohio. ee ee ee Jaltimore Medical College, Baltimore, Md. Alpha Theta —- Beta Beta ---- Gamma Gamma - --------Medical College of Maine, at Bowdoin College, Brunswick, Me. Ue DATE ESE A SI ee Se a a Baltimore College of Physicians and Surgeons, Baltimore, Md. SIE Aa AA nam ee ee a ee ee Maryland Medical College, Baltimore, Md. Kappa Alpha Kappa -Georgetown University, Washington, D. C. (gh iter ee 35. Satin pe DER te pew ae Re eE mute nia oe Rae aa University of Maryland, Baltimore, Md. Sigma Theta ------ --Medical Department University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill, N. C. SSI tETV INC Hens oc wet ee eee eel ea dno ee -Chattanooga Medical College. Sigma Mu Chi ssociation, Chattanooga, Tenn. Phi Sigma LUST a eer ee ee Chicago College of Medicine and Surgery, Chicago, IIL. Chi Theta Bins antes Sees ae aenens_ Medico-Chirurgical (College, Philadelphia, Pa. Kappa 1 AI ge ee College of Physicians and Surgeons, St. Louis, Mo. see gre ees. 3 ee eee Medical Department University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Pa. i Delta Phi 1 i Oa pA en Ney ee Department of Medicine,.University of Southern California, Los Angeles, Cal. A Sketch of Phi Chi. MONG the Green Mountains of Vermont, made famous by An- thony Wayne’s “Green Mountain Boys,” in the town of Burlington, in 1886, several earnest stu- THE FIRST CHAPTER OF PHI CHI IN LOUISVILLE—1894 dents, intent on giving mu- tual aid, organized a so- ciety; and in response to that very appealing instinct of the human race, mysti- cism, they made it a secret society and called in Phi Chi. Eight years afterwards, in a city in fair Kentucky, situated on the banks of the falls of the Ohio, a coterie of congenial spirits, tired of the monotony and routine of daily medical work, or- ganized, for the sake of re- laxation and merry-making, a secret society with elab- orate ceremonies, and they roan IRELAND monnis Gavin onay CAMPBELL HIBBITT © . +} - 4 r � + sal s also called their society Phi ARRINGTON KELLY ¢ POWERS WEDOING cosserT MeCLUNG CHAPMAN Chi BORDEN SACKLETT PAULK HARRIS These two societies of the same name, actuated by motives dissimilar i: some respects, curiously alike in others, worked along their individual lines. The society of the North gradually extended its lines towards the South. The society of the South, after establishing three other Chapters in Louisville, one in the Kentucky School of Medicine, one in the Medical Department of the University of Louisville, and one at the Hospital College of Medicine, grew northward as well as southward, until in 1900 there were two strong fraternities, each having its Grand Chapter, Constitution, and By-laws. Then there arose a good-natured rivalry under the lines of extension, which continued for four years. After considerable correspondence between the two fraternities, however, a meeting was arranged, and in February, 1904, in the historic town of Richmond, the gentlemen of the North met with the gentlemen of the South, an amalgamation was effected, and there blossomed forth from the union a strong unified Phi Chi fraternity, which recognized no sectional lines, but extended from Maine to California. In Leuisville a fifth Chapter was initiated in the Medical Department of the University of Kentucky, but as the various medical departments of the city have been combined, the local Chapters have united and now we have one large local Chapter with a membership of eighty, the Alpha Alpha Chapter. The extension of the fraternity has been gratifying to every one interested in Phi Chi. Members of the fraternity, realizing the benefits which they have received, have sought to organize Chapters in various medical schools. The Alumni of the fra- ternity, by their uniform excellence and efficiency, have attracted favorable attention to the fraternity and have aided materially in its growth, and to-day Phi Chi Chapters may be found in all the great medical schools of the country. Thus the fraternity exercises a most potent and beneficial influence in the life of the profession. —117 Allan g DP Geo 5 =: aaataececesenantee Mississippi Allen, H. W Kentucky Anderson, H. Kentucky Baber sriwA 2 ons Tennessee Bass, A. Kentucky [SE oie oh, GI) Dae nn, of Sneeee SeIn Montana Hazeuee pW ce eee a ciate Arizona Blair, H. C West Virginia Bots! Tk Use oe oe Indiana Bowles links ss—0--o- West Virginia IBY ERO IN ieee eee oan maa Kentucky (WAINO Ig re See Georgia Chapman, Cbtteh pane: sere See ee Kentucky LER Gaile Ee 2 nee eh Ae Rec EE ---Kentucky Welton We sree © 8 oe sw Tennessee Dinigirdgion tea Texas (DCE eA SN els ase oe en Kentucky SNUG GST wee Oe eter Ren eee Iowa Glove, ere ae en Kentucky Brancised, tM oe New. Jersey Gillispiersy sy Gea Sens ee oe a Kentucky RAG IO NOM a = elt Ee Iowa Piaiss Aes, Gao Sak Indiana PA@YSE0 dO! Bits oe oe Kentucky Boke. Walon en ee So kf Kentucky Houghton; C Eos. See ee ee Illinois Alpha Alpha Chapter % Roll of Members ReWehip ee ie was en a ee Texas Jameswlreut At ste eee il Illinois YamisonnC,, Hace seca scusee New Jersey Jetterson; (0. Wry Jr a5 2 a ee Kentucky SFONRSON ete == = iene ae Fe New York I OBUSOR eas. Woon a eee ae — jones; G. lacese ied oa ee Kentucky FEC, (Gin Wiens aes ee Se Kentucky NS GHV EU WWte ine Sa oe eae Mississippi UMS, Wie OL eee 5 eet Texas aiimmibach, io Move Kentucky NAV Sy Weweosaee = 2 ee ce ee West Virginia Vis OS. ee Arie aE Oe Re Ay, — SOE lowa Wonteomeri. Hy Beg oe Kentucky Moore, Roy H Kentucky WEOSS MA coer So Ree ee Kentucky MetShard Crier...) est eS ee Kentucky MeDevitt, Ge S52 tetee 0 2 oe Towa McDonald, E. C Kentucky ECTS) Ailey geet See ee al Kentucky Mic ieer iM Get. ee eel Kentucky MelCenria) el oat 80 ek, 2S St eee Kentucky NGSd bar NVg See Se See Kentucky Nelsony tj Bees aes ee on a Pennsylvania Nicholson, A. R., Jr-2---.....__.South Carolina CCT Sa eo eS we eo Dy as ee Kentucky —118— PIE KCyOt, wibiok 0. eee ee ee Kentucky Parkes; OM: Bes So Kentucky POUR As Tis 5. Se oo co een ene Alabama Porter, Wot ac. uk etn Seo eens Virginia Prather, (0: Josue hae eee Kentucky Brdings. weds: a net ee ee oe ee Texas Risk: SHO wad! oka. ew eee lowa RGtter ceraoks 0. eee ee Indiana Rvteer Ne oe eet oan ee Indiana ROSE) Sat) oe oe one ce eee Kentucky Royster. (Gi, Ail =, 2 ee eee Kentucky Salyet GW oo oe eee eS Kentucky Simmons, hy) Ave eee ee eres South Carolina Shephard: Kase ss ee eee Illinois Smithers (Gi Wises ss socan ee eee ee Kentucky Spencer, Wok ee ee West Virginia Stall). A, As. 2 Kentucky Standifer: «@) ec. ee_ eee Texas Trimble: Vie sea aes seen Kentucky ‘Rieger, 10. Tt 52 fe Ra ey Arkansas Walkeri ai. (Ott eae ee ee Georgia Wreaks, (Pi (Boe ee ee ee Kentucky Wells ii e253 nat Sw eee eee en a Kentucky bah ed eh Se Reale ie See les oe ee Virginia Willetts: ROS Ee Secs ee ee ee Kentucky Wolverton: J: Hiss. 2). kek West Virginia The Pi Mu ss HE Pi Mu Fraternity was founded 1892, in the Medical College of Virginia, at Richmond. It soon became one of the principal fraternal organizations, attaining its position by the indomitable energy of its founders and the superior excel- lence maintained in its members. In the last decade it had a wonderful growth, its chapters increasing to ten and its members numbering over four hundred. It is now recognized as one of the leading national fraternities, much in advance of many of the older ones which had a wide reputation before Pi Mu had passed from the embryonic stage. Dur- ing the seventeen years of existence of this fraternity it has distinguishd itself by having in its officers and alumni some of the most renowned teachers and authors of medicine and surgery in the medical profession. The Pi Mu’s home is a magnificent structure situated on Grace Street, between Third and Fourth, in the most beautiful part of Richmond. In its construction it combines the latest of everything essential in a fraternal home. The freedom and inti- macy of this fraternity’s high, refined social life has a certain consonancy with the aspect of fraternal spirit. All its members are in close proximity, and are drawn together by ties of friendship and pleasure, meeting in their chapter home frequently, Social festivities, banquets, and-formal hops are held often during the college year. This fraternity distinguished itself by being the first to propose the honor system, which has since been pervading percep- tibly the atmosphere of every college in America. It has won the admiration of the student body and the sanction of the Faculties in many of our best colleges. A higher honor of character and a purer moral tone is the prophetic vision of the dawn of a better day. There is growing up a strong sentiment for a higher esteem; a keener appreciation of pure manhood is being manifested, and the cry for the honor system is being sounded in the colleges as never before. The Pi Mu Fraternity was introduced into the medical colleges of Louisville in the year 1904, by J..S. Carrell, ‘Chas, E. Seale, G. G. Bell, A. Ryan, and C. S. Barker, students at the Louisville College of Medicine. It was chartered the s ame year under the name of Delta Chapter, and met with splendid success, enrolling fifty-two members the first year. In the early part of 1905, fraternal spirit seemed to be at a high tension in the University of Louisville, and after a careful consideration of the different fraternities, it was decided by a number of the students to install a chapter of the Pi Mu Fraternity, which resulted in the forming of the Epsilon Chapter. This branch was looked upon by the students of the University as an honorable organization and soon attained a high standing. The Kentucky University was the next to have a chapter of the Pi Mu Fraternity, the Zeta Chapter being organized and chartered February 6, 1905. Its early accomplishments were far superior to what had been anticipated by its members. March 25, 1905, a number of the students of the Hospital College of Medicine held an informal meeting for the purpose of forming the C. C. Club, which prospered as a local affair, but in April, 1907, a joint meeting was held between the above- named club and the Delta Chapter, at the Louisville College of Medicine. This terminated in the C. C. Club suspending its —120— a title and becoming the Eta Chapter of the Pi Mu Fraternity. The University of Louisville, by mutual agreement of the respec- tive Faculties, in 1907 united and became known as the Medical Department of the University of Louisville. This resulted in the combining of the Epsilon and Zeta Chapters. The Hospital College of Medicine and the Louisville College of Medicine consolidated the same year. This brought about the combining of the Eta and Delta Chapters, forming one. sy the merging of the five medical colleges in 1908 all the branches were united and became known as the Delta Epsilon Chapter of the Pi Mu Fraternity. The first meeting of the new chapter was held December 16, 1908, in the leather room of the Seelbach Hotel. Dr. John Boughman, Grand Secretary of the Pi Mu Fraternity, and Professor of Surgery in the Med- ical College of Virginia, delivered the opening address. Dr. E. C. Redmon introduced the speaker, referring to him as one of the ablest fraternal officers in America, and took occasion to speak in the highest.terms of the fraternity. Dr. Boughman’s subject was the History of the Pi Mu Fraternity, and nothing better has been heard since the origin of the local chapters. He laid much stress on the good the honor system was doing in Virginia, and urged the members to use their influence towards establishing it in the University of Louisville. Dr. Boughman’s theme was elaborated in the most forceful, logical, and attractive way, and for more than an hour the members gave him their closest attention. Dr. Louis Eddelson, Professor of Pharmacy in the University of Louisville, gave an interesting talk regarding the honor system, expressing his desire for its adoption, and suggested that the Fraternity try to establish it in the University of Louisville. John Hewitt being elected Temporary Chairman, the election of officers followed: John H. Hewitt, President. T. M. Dorsey, Historian. L. R. Pace, Secretary. : Coleman, Denn. A. L. Solomon, Treasurer. M. D. Cook, S. C. After the election, business was suspended for the evening, and Dr. Boughman was escorted to the dining-room, where he was the participant in an elaborate banquet given in his honor by the local chapters. While in the city Dr. Boughman was the guest of Drs. Barnes and Redmon. The Pi Mu Fraternity met with much success this year, adding many new members to its roll, and the honor system becoming partly a reality. The remarkable prosperity and popularity of this fraternity is due to the high standard of its members, morally and mentally, Professional strenuousness will not permit of the deterioration of honorary hopes, and as our school grows better, more importance must be attached to its agency; greater investments in educational interests are imperative, and a purer atmosphere must continue to pervade its far-reaching influence. THOMAS MANNING Dorsey. — 121 Pi Mu Roll ho Baugh, W. P. Gowan, R. McCormack, W. E. Banister, R. F. Hafford, W. C. McKinney, G. C. Biérach, J. L. Hewitt, J. H., Jr. McGuire, E. E. Brown, R. E. Hulskamp, J. T. Pritchett, J. H. Brookbank, E. B. Haymond, R. E. G. Pace, L. R. Brummitt, J. S. ‘Holt, B. S. Price, G. C. Congleton, G. C. Humphrey, W. H. Peck, W. L. Coleman, H. M. . Hartman, —. Rice, Ji V. Collins, T. B. Heatherman, K. J. Rawlins, H. F. Cook, M. D. Kerr, L. A. Snyder, T. W. Corkrcan, J. E. Kinchloe, A. S. Spivey, G. H. Curtis, J. E. Kirk, J. A. Solomon, A. L. Cruise, —. Crothers, V. Deeds, L. W. Dorsey, T. M. Eakins, F. J. Flowers, W. Fuhrer, J. E. Greenleaf, P. E. Goodman, C. S. Carr C: Litchfield, H. F. Moor, B. G. Morford, J. A. Martin, G. S. Milton, O. O. Markey, J. B. Mahoney, A. F. Miller, T. F. Morris, J. H. McEuen, J. B. — 122— Simmons, J. E. Shackelford, T. Stringer, J. W. Seller, —. Sutton, J. Sommers, E. J. Smith, J. C. Umbarger, C. Vonderbeck, J. Yandell, H. ‘ NikEY Bie y Ss . ; Pe N Si SAVERITY= IP To the University of Louisville In the grand old State of Kentucky, | Her teachers are not excelled in the nation, The bluegrass waves with pride: With but a single purpose, and motives true; And the moonlight falls so softly And as they toil for the sake of humanity, On the metropolis by the riverside. May contentment enshroud this noble few. In this city, famed for its learning, Their efforts shall not go unrewarded, Stands an institution of great renown, Who have shaped the material for a life And those who drink at its fountain That shall glow with success forever, Will give to life a nobler crown. Shouting to victory over pain and strife. at a 3 i 5 Sa a = = — Its doors open wide to the worthy, The energetic student is the boast of the school, Who seek the summit of honor and fame; In terms of praise his glory they tell; And a million ship of state shall arise The Literary, Law, and Medical Departments, To do honor to thy illustrious name. All write in praise for beloved U. of L. May its light ever penetrate the veil, Custom may separate the daily companionship, To illumine the shadowed Southern sky; Of the angel-faced girl and the ambitions boy ; And may U. of L. be our boast, our pride, But fate can not this cord dissever, Till wafted in praise to regions on high. . As sisters and brothers we share all joy. J. M. Rose. The Students Club HE Students’ Club was organized in the Spring of 1903. The purpose of its creation was to discourage certain practices that existed among medical students at that time, and to promote a more student-like comradeship. Its promoters believed that merit, culture, and worth should be the basis of preferment, that honest effort and personal proficiency should govern and control the students’ standing in college, and for this purpose it was founded. Under the enthusiastic and sincere guidance of medical students whose purpose was honest effort, higher standing, and greater pro- ficiency, it has been gradually transformed into the present organization. The Club condemns the idea of favoritism, and has for its motto: “The strongest men in the most responsible positions.” It pledges its influence to promote the welfare of the students, and to uphold the dignity and honor of the University. The aim of the Students’ Club is to banish the idea that an institution of medical learning is a machine out of which after four years there will emerge a well-groomed doctor, notwithstanding the fact that half of his lectures may have been missed and his text-books unused. It is well known to medical men of to-day that when a student graduates at the close of the pre- scribed course of four years that his study of Medicine is just well begun, and for him to become proficient in the profession he must continue his studies with his colleagues. And to make it possible for him to do this to the best advantage he should begin his work as a member of his County and State Medical Society. The Students’ Club endeavors to prepare its members for work in these different societies. There are regular bi-monthly programs of papers and discussions, such as students must participate in after graduation and their professional work is taken up. This work strengthens its members, gives them confidence, and teaches them to think for themselves. It holds that a scientific knowledge of disease and the application of remedies is the best equipment that a doctor can possess. To add greater system to the preparation for professional responsibilities, to promote harmony and welfare of medical students, to stimulate their ambitions, to attain all that is best, is the purpose of the Students’ Club. — 124— = | i f Acuff, P. H Austin, me ce ken A a a West Virginia Fes nchee Meters .North Carolina Bentley, J. G., é Elieaiersis) cits wcataiy ove Missouri Brumley, 8S. Bridges, G. Brandenberger, (ee Bledsoe, Foal eae Bellamy, J. W... Chipman, B . West V Fingint Carper, J. C. Carter, s. ul 24 West Virginia Casebolt, S. Mississippi Conkling, J. W.. Denman, A. V... Dummit, M .. Dut; Je Wises .West Vi rginia Roll of Students Club Pig Officers ROSE. .JAMeS NEADISON = 23 = oe eee eee ee eee President MORRIS IVR RTEN Mrs cant Boe ou ere ene Soe ee Vice-President OTS i Wieesucs cue ecos ee oe See eek tae anesee Secretary NEWELL, A. S., PH. G_ _Treasurer PEDRO TCU AYEOR aca ciace too seen ee ek een eee eee eseceaadt Chaplaim PARSONS, AST) Bie Goose oe eens Sine ee ce een acer eee Warden CAPBERS IM oe soe sane ee ste ese mas een enene Sergeant-at-Arms G Aled aacocaids eve. ayia Texas Hodgus, G. Kentucky -Missouri Johnson, E. EB... 2... cece ease Texas Apa Iowa Jones, C. B ...Oklahoma é ... Kentucky Kergosine, A, A.. Mississippi Daniel, Doe A Ww est Vivreinia® Worn. 3 Tess. s.-.. vee hw en Kentucky Daniel, S. J. West Virginia Kyllo, A. L., BOPUIE YY ED ia kxecacana oes gears Kentucky Kyllo; J. 6. ac. D0 Wis Coys sins � .. California Kyllo, P. E.... Dodson, J. C. .Kentucky Kimbrough, Davis, J. P.. .Arkansas Lance, L. H... 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L., Ph. G....... ientnciy Horan, T. B st V ieatnia RLOMGE SR Is ces @ Gara Sa Ee. Michigan —128— Robertson, M. See West Virginia puoderass, c. .West Virginia Schupert, J. 3 West Virginia Snowden, Bch ach mttinct LK Tamplin, J. S$ West ‘inet Tidwell, J. L Boe. stetg Sasa ee waninere . Mississippi Van Camp, O.C., A. B. . West Virginia waneyerd, Silas i Peo Virgina ye eav er, i Wells, Ars cay oak nese Kentuc ey Wyles, J. P; Workman, Bast West Virginia Mate Arkansas x arbratel: STUDENTS’ CLUB OF THE UNIVERSITY OF LOUISVILLE, MEDICAL DEPARTMENT. The Woman's League IN HE Woman's League of the University of Louisville was organized December 18, 1908. The purpose of the League, as outlined in its constitution, “shall be to promote better acquaintance among its members and to bring about greater unity and mutual helpfulness among the women of the University of Louisville.” Its membership is divided into three grades: Active, Associate, and Honorary. These include students, resident alumne, wives of men students, women of the Faculty, women of the families of those who are or have been members of the Faculty, and any woman of Louisville who may be elected. There is no stated time for regular meetings of the League, but whenever a matter comes up sufficiently urgent to necessi- tate a meeting its members have always shown the proper interest by their attendance. During last winter the League gave several entertainments, the proceeds of which, combined with gifts from other sources, enabled it to furnish the League Room at the University. The room, which was formally opened this year, is used by the students for their entertainments and as a resting room. From time to time teas, receptions, or other informal gatherings are given here. These serve not only to introduce the students to each other, but also to bring together the members of all classes. Roll of Members Miss Alpha Starr. Miss Olive B. Catlin. Miss Anna Voegtle. Miss Mattie B. Scott. Miss Hadley B. Kneighton Miss Elizabeth McConathy. Miss Viola Heffernan. Miss Daisy Hedden. Miss Helen S. Ward. Miss Grace B. Green. Miss Fanny S. Gross. Miss Julia B. Tandy. — 130 — Eva Grace Viola Adelir Libbic Elizal Rose “Wen S a healthy infant, and promises University Wen Sigel Tyr (Founded February 3, 1909.) aa CLANSMEN Ehrmann Green Heffernan ie Heinz Johnston eth Keller Knasel Mary Li Lillian ] Margaret Elsie Mo Ora Spil Mary Va Meta Wi: rances Wilberding Clansman in Faculty igel Tyr” Dean Patterson was founded this year to have great ddell ogan Maxwell Iman nArsdale utenberger but it is quite influence in the WEN SIGEL TYR Officers and Members of the Henry Clay Club a Davip E. Wetter__- i etn e ‘ __--President MOM ET: “Ol NBAT a eee ae ee ee Vice-President oun M. Gook,.....=-52. ace Secretary and Treasure) Ropert C. LoGAN___ S SS eer! eee OFF KY3, Joun A.. Potin_.______-______Judge of H. C. C. Moot Court R. D. BLayprs_-- ESN evaiecatine ---Prosecuting Attorney F. J. DouGHerty.._ 3 a oe Se TS ae Sheriff Owen B. FryreaAr____-_- Fate asiccen a Hern Ernest F. Ames. Byron S. Macdonald Henry P. Binkley William MeClain John W. Burkholder Forrest Moss Albert C. Dick. Charles W. Milner Edwin R. Gentry Charles W. Patch. Lucien D. Green Harry C. Poindexter Joseph L. Lenihan lex L. Ratliffe Robert H. Lucas L. F. Speckman James W. Lett. Harry P. Stites The Henry Clay Club W HE Henry Clay Club, a literary and debating society, connected with the Law Department, was organized at the. inception of the University, just six years prior to the death of the “Mill Boy of the Slashes,” for whom the club was ramed. This club has since the very beginning of the University been one of its most attractive features. Not only has it given the student an opportunity for free speech, but has also been a great stimulus, both morally and mentally, to the embryonic lawyer, While this club was organized primarily for the benefit of all-the law students, it has been particularly attractive to the men away from home, and is a place where they can gather together for relaxation and entertainment as well as instruction, and is a place where all find a community of interest. It was in this club that men now prominent at the local and other bars gave to the public their first thoughts and expres- sions on legal questions. These men, like the students of the term just closed, hold the club in the highest esteem. The Henry Clay Club has kept pace with the University in its rapid strides forward. Numerous changes have been made in the club from time to time, these changes, however, always looking to the increased benefit of the students by whom it is governed. A very practical as well as unique feature of the club is its Moot Court. At the regular election of officers the members elect a judge and a prosecuting attorney. The judge then appoints a clerk and a sheriff. The court has jurisdiction to try all offenses against the club. The practice is made to follow as closely as possible the practice in the regular State courts. Juries are empaneled, cases argued and briefed, juries are instructed and witnesses examined in this court according to our State law. There is one feature about this Moot Court which is probably used in no other University. That is, that all the officers and jurors are under oath to perform the duties of their offices according to the justice of the cause. The witnesses are under oath as in the State courts. Thus, as will be seen, the court is able to decree substantial justice according to the facts of the case. The court is given power to enforce its decrees by fine and suspension. Thus, the club, with its varied offices, not only gives the students ample opportunity to cultivate their oratorical talents, but calls also for the exercise of judicial discretion as well as executive ability. It promotes self-assurance, relieves the student of that self-consciousness which is always apparent in a beginner, and provides the student with an ample amount of food for pure thought, as well as giving him a thorough idea of the practical workings of a court. This club from year to year arranges and carries out debates with similar clubs from various schools throughout the country. It has been the policy always to select men to participate in these debates for merit alone, and this has made it possible for the school to have always their best men to the front, which has made the school uniformly successful in these undertakings. The Henry Clay Club representatives have established quite a reputation for both themselves and the school for debating ability, and prospective contenders for honors have always given this serious consideration when accepting invitations, While the purposes of the club are the promotion of the best interests of the students in their chosen profession, the social side is by no means neglected. From time to time during the year an evening is set apart for the cultivation of the social side of University life. Not the least enjoyable of these affairs is the annual banquet, which is always held at the close of the scholastic year, at which time the control of the organization passes to the under-graduates for the ensuing year. : Thus the Henry Clay Club enters into the sixty-fourth year with prospects of future achievement brighter than before, and with the earnest wish of all its former members for its future well-being and prosperity. 135 WALNUT ST. BAPTIST SOME LOUISVILLE CHURCHES REV. HENRY ALFORD PORTER, D. D. Pr-acher of Baccalaureate Sermon College of Liberal Arts) ad55SSS On Reading the Canterbury Tales in ‘Winter @ We have forgotten, Spring, to long for thee, Since one hath made so fair these wintry days, With fellowship of rich humanity, And breath and bloom of immemorial Mays. The very glooms are kind that round us close, Encompassing a world of pure delight, Where sings the nightingale and blooms the rose, Unscathed by time’s decay or season’s blight: So friendly now the face of Winter grows That his departing we would fain delay, And question—Can the Spring herself disclose, More perfect hours than those he takes away,— Wherein the mellow lights of fancy shine, On pilgrims riding down to Becket’s shrine? KE. ALM, Sei — 138 — The Rose-Tree of Charlemagne (At Hildesheim is still in existence a rose-tree planted by Charlemagne) A king who planted empires planted thee: While he long since, within his lonely tomb, Was left to waste away in dearth and gloom— A thousand times thy tomb hath set thee free! A thousand times re-crowned, oh hoary tree, Each spring thou keepest thy court with pomp of bloom— While they who bowed to him have bowed to doom: Art thou, then, stronger than humanity ? Unthinking thing, strange thoughts thou bringest me! For this which holds within its little span, Birth, death, life, love—a myriad things— Thyself, the world, and immortality, There must be further lives, new flowerings— For this that thirsts for life, this soul of man! ErHet ALLEN Murpny. NIGHT ‘e O! holy Night, within thy shrine I cast my baffled soul! Lost hopes, ambitions vain into Oblivion doth roll. Let earthly cares and sorrows pass Into the dark abyss. Upon my brow, O, holy Night ! Impress thy silent kiss. All faint my broken body seeks A blissful, sweet repose; Dark fear and grief doth vanish now, My heavy eyelids close. Alone with God in solitude My soul His wisdom seeks Through eons of eternity The Great Infinite speaks. CG. x — 139 — A VISION ‘ 1 see a face in the star land, Radiant, sad, and sweet; An angel’s voice from a far land Biddeth me not to weep. White flowers she holds in her right hand, Lilies of love and peace; And blessing me with her garland, Prayeth my grief to cease. Ah! near she comes to this tear land, Bright with a heavenly light ; My spirit soars to the dear land, Guided by her to-night. J ak OPERATING ROOM UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL lul— SS y ee ae oe oara4 rit. a tempo SS SS U.oFL.THE Fairest DEAREST aysic ay J.P. GRANT. YYORDS BY YY T.MYERS =. e222 ™” FU VU. of Dine The Fairest, Dearest! � TAT U. of L., the fairest, dearest! Tis of thee that we would sing. Swell a strong and mighty chorus ‘Till the echoes loudly ring. Sing of sons and loyal daughters Who have borne thy name afar, _’Till thro’ all of earth’s dominions U. of L’s a beacon ‘star. CHORUS. U. of L., the fairest, dearest! U. of L., the noblest, best! May the God above protect thee, May thy future e’er be blest. U. of L., the fairest, dearest! Noble lives have served thee well, And the value of their service Human tongue can never tell. Long their deeds will be a blessing Unto thousands far and near, Stirring souls to worthy action, Prompting hearts to be sincere. TAN U. of L., the fairest, dearest! Glorious heights hast thou attained. Many noble deeds accomplished, Many victories fairly gained. See the mighty host advancing, Marching onward straight ahead, Pressing on to win fresh laurels For thy colors, black and red! JU we b w) aw) CP SZ Se “The only cure for a man I know, Is t’ git right out o’ th’ town an’ go Where th’ wil’ ducks swim an’ the geese go by, An’ th’ trout an’ bass are a jumpin’ high ; . Th’ only thing that'll cure ’em then “he Is t’ git away from kis feller-men An’ loaf all day by some laffin’ stream, An’ fish an’ whistle an’ sing an’ dream; An’ listen t’ birds and bugs an’ hear Th’ voice o' th’ woods in his eager ear. A Kentucky Toast 7 Here’s to Old Kentucky, where you never have the blues ; Where the captain kills the colonel and the colonel kills the booze. Blood it flows like water, and bullets fly like hail; Every pistol has a pocket and every coat has a tail. You start out in the morning to give your health a chance And they bring you home at midnight with buckshot in your pants. They always hang the jury, but they never hang the man; You call a man a liar, then get home if you can. The owls are afraid to holler and the birds don’t dare to sing, For it’s h—— in Old Kentucky, where they shoot ’em on the wing! Vacation A “Forgit that there’s cities an’ houses an’ men; Forgit that we've got ter go back again: Forgit everythin’ else in th’ whole wide world, But jes’ God an’ th’ birds an’ th’ bugs an’ things That live right thar where th’ wild stream sings. “Then, after such a day of mirth An’ happiness as worlds is wuth— The sweetest tiredness on earth Is to git home and flatten out— So tired you can't lay flat enough, An’ sorto’ wish that you could spread Out, like molasses, on the bed, An’ just drip off the aidges in The dreams that never come again.” So tired that heaven seems nigh about ;— College Yells Ya UNIVERSITY YELL. U. of E! Rah, rah! U. of L.! Rah, rah! Who rah! Who rah! Rah! Rah! Lovisville! SENIOR YELL. J'ITNIOR CLASS YELL. Rah, rah, rip! Rap, rah, row! Where and when! We're the class that’s “rp to now”! Where and when! Always ready and on time, University of Louisville! Ve’re the Class of Naughty-Nine! Nineteen ten! MEDICAL COLLEGE YELL. Quinine, strychnine, great big doses: Fever, chills, tubercrlosis! Razzle, dazzle! Sis ah boom! U. of L. Medics, give us room! While wrapped in the veil of slumber, And soothed with the balm of rest (After having just eaten a supper Of foods that wouldn't digest), A dream came dancing and whirling And tickled the gray of my brain, Leaving there imprinted two visions, Both seeming so real and plain. The first to come was a false one (Though the one supposed to be true), The form of a poor lonely student, Downeast, dejected, and “blue,” Bending over the table at midnight, Hollow-chested, sunken-eyed, and worn, Searching knowledge’s untold riches Till the wee small hours of the morn. No time has he for amusement, Nor vse for that bauble called “Pleasure,” The woes and ills of human life Are demanding his fullest measure. So day and night with serious brow, And a face that never smiles, He ponders the pages: with wisdom filled, And knowledge on knowledge piles. The Student ye —M6— Another student! By the table he sits, Eyes reddened, face paled, hollowed chest. Three companions are near, and a schooner of beer; His tie hangs outside of his vest, And the friends that I see (in the same shape as he), Are howling a song with great zest. A pack of cards on the table is spread (It has been “seven up” or “poker’’). The student burns the midnight oil, But he does it to see the “joker.” Far away from home and all alone How slowly the days pass by— That’s what he writes in his letters— But what a cheerful lie! He really dreads leaving his college friends And he sighs when he says to his sweetheart, “The time goes so fast! If it only might last! But soon, oh! so soon, we must part!” The last is the student just as he is, Of course there are wide variations; But don’t turn him down, he’s coming around; His faults lie in his wild recreations. J. N. The Classes aN Senior: All hail the noble Senior, Who fights with gall and gore; For he knows the finals Are once—and then no more. The Dean, with high ambition To make our school the best, Will flunk the bums and loafers, And pass what few’s the rest. Sophomore: Though Seniors all do perish— And Juniors just as well— The Sophs. shall ever flourish And save the U. of L. The boards and fate can never Against this class prevail; For we have Kelly’s promise, And that can never fail. Junior: Move on, ye mighty Junior, The strongest class in school; For sure your time is coming, According to the rule: Though you may far out-number Any other class, Don’t let that fact conceit you, And magnify your brass. Freshman: Now I'd advise you, Freshmen, To always mind your “biz,” Else some upper classmen Might iodine your “phiz.” Freshmen should not worry, For he is sure to pass Who knows his way to lectures, And how to find his class. N. Ditrorp Carter. —M4ti— When she but dons her gay festoon, No tempest, storm, or wind or rain, Nor clouded sky or hidden moon Can joy or pleasure aught restrain— Oh! then farewell to queenly train, And bid good-bye to wealthy Earl; For riches great can ne’er obtain The graces of the Kentucky girl. To the Kentucky Girl My wayward lyre will not attune To songs of conquest, war, and gain, E’en though my mind with them be strewh, Such themes as these it will disdain: For heroes old did ne’er attain In minds of people then the main Pre-eminence that | maintain Distinguishes the Kentucky girl. L’Envot Oh! dearest of the earthly train, Your face aglow and khair a-curl; And life can have no greater bane Than parting from thee, Kentucky girl! W. T. Myers. To Louisville Four years ago, Looking for a college in which to go, You to me by a friend were stown. And hence I came to make my home. The reason why! Oh, yes, I know— It was in science a few seeds to sow, And eagerly have I watched the little plant grow. Earnestness and diligence have developed its aroma, And lo, a blossom! Its name a diploma. And from the plant its blossom T pluck, And hope with it will go good luck. With my treasure I turn away— But can not help to you but say: Lovisville, I love you still, And to spread your fame I always will. To you I wave a fond farewell, Because you are the home of the U. of L, Core. 145 — At early morn, or night, or noon, Whate’er the time you ascertain, You'll find her fresh as any one And charming as a music strain. A poem short can scarce contain The spite I feel for any churl Who world not join my brief refrain, And bow before the Kentucky girl. ee X NIVEREITY oF LOUISVILLE at ek i ‘ y 14%; oa a � ) tl ‘= S! Uv l l 4 WAITING ON THE SENIOR BENCH (Dedicated to the Sweethearts of '09) The Married Senior's Refrain The Student's Round-up 3 3 Backward, turn backward, oh Time, in thy flight, 3oys, let us all gather around Give the single life just for to-night; Wait me again to that blissful abode Where, living in freedom from married men’s code, I came and I went at the time I thought best, And now ‘tis sad, but our paths are singled, And wherever I pleased I directed my quest, But may we hope that happy will be our ways, I tasted my pleasures, I knew naught of pain— Come back to me, Single Life, be mine again. And talk of joys that once did abound. For four years past our lives we have mingled, As it was in our dear old college days. Chums, live lives devoid of shame, Backward, turn backward, oh Time, in thy flight! But ones that will spread your Alma Mater’s fame. Make me a single man just for to-night; Weary when governed by a woman's jaw, Tired of supporting my mother-in-law. There will be many a wound for you to suture, I have gone “busted” at paying the bills And in so doing may you have no fear, For feathers, fine dresses, silk ribbons, and frills; Disgusted with keeping the marriage vow— Come back to me, Single Life, come to me now. clear. Remember full well that in the future But remember Dugan’s words and your conscience will be Now boys, let us to each other extend good cheer, Weary of walking the babe at midnight, Tired of the cooking; for ‘twas my sad plight To marry a woman who frequents the clubs, That each will try to elevate our profession. Knows nothing, cares less, for her poor husband's “rubs.” And now the saddest part I have left to tell, Marriage is lottery! Its tickets refuse To draw you a woman who accords with your views. “Marriage is failure’! Youths, heed my refrain: From our class roll I hope every name “Come back to me, Single Life, be mine again.” Some day will be transferred into the Hall of Fame. And enter the field with this one lesson: It is to you, dear old boys, Farewell. Wie DM: jt Se B, — 150 — er ie Nig = x | i | yi Nee ss ™ . Q A PX Ce ) —_— A rt ATHLETICS. Zz ad ‘Varsity athletics, once the dream oi a few, is now diamond has been exceptionally fine this season. branches of athletic sports. Application has already been m collegiate Athletic Association. Athletics rans” in next year’s championship races. The University of Louisville now leads the South in scholarship. material is here. We want more college spirit. Boost your Alma Mater. April 10. ee ba 17. 21. 24. 28. May —_ Neue a realization. It is too early to predict our standing, but we Our showing on the cinder path and Next year we will be able to put strong squads into all ade for membership in the Kentucky Inter- Why not lead in athletics? The Are you doing your part? Remember, this is your school. Baseball Schedule--1909 [Per J. C. E.] N. A. H. S. at New Albany, Ind. May Manval. 5s Louisville High School. Central University at Danville. New Albany High School. Kenttecky Military Institute at Lyndon, Ky. Manual. St. Mary’s College at Lebanon, Ky. Owensboro at Owensboro. Kentucky Military Institute at Lyndon, Ky. June — 152— Taylorsville at Taylorsville, Ky. Taylorsville at Taylorsville, Ky. Rloomfield at Bloomfield, Ky. Lovisville High School. University School. St. Xavier's College. Manval. Hanover College at Madison, Ind. Moore’s Hill College at Moore's Hill, Ind. High School. ‘Il not be with the ‘also Baseball ASEBALL aroused a mass of slumbering enthusiasm and sprouted a bulb of college spirit that bids fair to grow into gigantic proportions. No better example of this could be shown than the fact that six hundred students faced the cold, drizzling rain of April 8th and cheered them- selves hoarse at our first exhibition game. When Manager Hauss issued the first call for practice forty-eight men came out for the team. Every candidate worked hard for a position, and Coach Ray had a difficult task in picking the final squad. He took into careful consideration their general showing in the practice games and judged them according to their base running, batting, and fielding ability and general knowledge of the game. Finally, he picked a squad that would be an honor to any campus. The team has been supplied with handsome new uniforms and the best of equipment. As to the personnel of the team, they are known s well we need hardly mention them. Capt. Walker—Napoleon met his Waterloo, but he never will. “Jon Jonson”—No use—they are in a well out there. “Jim’—Gets everything within a mile of first base. “Jink”— Oh, you kid!” “Nash’—Charged with petit larceny for stealing bases. “Joe Gans” (Corbett)—Any place he puts on his glove he’s at home. Blair— Er hot em schon.” “Hiram”—Covers a young farm in right field. “Sis” Murray—Too good to stay! Here’s hoping he makes good in the big league. “Suggs’—Hitting a la “Kling.” Wing, oh, my! “Cal”—Can catch, can’t he? “Bass’—The only ball-playing elephant in captivity. “Clyde”—The loop-the-loop specialist. “Emmet’—The Colonels wanted him, but U. of L. got him. Carter—He’s little but he’s got the goods. Bruce—Every time he hits a man there’s a littte more work for the undertaker. “Bill’—A_ port-sided, six-cylinder machine, made to shut out teams. “Manager”’—The big noise—Keep on your toes, “fullus!” “Coach Johnnie’—Gee! we wish we had him back. -b4— —1Li5— Track Team 3 The ’Varsity track team, under the able leadership of Capt. Hamilton, made a very creditable showing this season. Five men entered the big Manual-First Regiment Meet held at the Armory. Moras, a fast dash man, was unable to compete in the meet on account of injuries secured a few days before in a baseball game. The relay team, made up of Griggs, Dravo, Doherty, and Hamilton, took third place in the great inter-collegiate relay race. Indiana, Cen- tral University, University of Louisville, and Kentucky State finished in the order named. Time 3:37. Doherty, a promising young Freshman, showed up well in the hurdles and high jump, although he failed to place in the finals. He should be able to make good next season. Dravo, running a pretty race, took the silver medal in the quarter-mile obstacle race. Grigg's proved himself to be a classy quarter-miler by leading all the way in the first quarter-mile of the relay race, It remained for Capt. Hamilton to be the particular star of the meet. Running away from some of the best sprinters in this country, he established a new record for the 80-yard dash in the remarkable time of 8.1 seconds. Men's Basketball OON after the opening of school in ‘08, candidates for the first basketball team the University of Louisville had ever supported were requested to meet for practice at the Armory basketball court. A number of men reported for practice and were taken in charge by Coach Arthur, of this city. In a few days the candidates elected from their number a Manager and a Captain. Kimberger, of Indianapolis, was elected Manager, and Nelson, of Pennsylvania, was elected Captain. From this time on, the candidates were coached by the Captain, with the assistance of Jamison, of New Jersey. The team worked under difficulties from the first. There was no suitable place for practice, the men lacked time, and there was not a sufficient athletic fund to warrant games far from the city. At last, Prof. Patterson, who was deeply interested in basketball, made arrangements whereby the team on several evenings a week could use the court at the Y. M. H. A. He also provided the team with suits and later presented each man with a nice sweater coat. Through the season the main difficulty was in keeping up enthusiasm, for the team lacked the sup- port of the student body, that is so essential to the maintenance of any branch of athletics. In spite, how- ever, of the. many difficulties, the team was a decided success, winning nine out of the twelve games played. The men put in all the time they could spare, and each man did what he could for the betterment of the team. Most of the men had played on Eastern teams and no one had to learn the game. Their record shows that it was a very fast team. This basketball team, we believe, has opened the way for better things in the future. The adminis- tration now sees the need of competing with other colleges and universities in this branch of athletics, and we hope that our schedule for next season will include the larger Eastern schools. LINE-UP. Names. State. Position. 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Here’s luck in the “bigger game.” Coach Ray The ‘Varsity was very fortunate in securing the best baseball authority in the State for a coach. Coach John Ray has had twelve years’ experience as a manager in the leagues and his record proves him to be a success, having led six pennant winners. We regret that he was compelled to leave us early in the season in order to take charge of Battle Creek, Mich., but we hope that his team captures the bunting in the Michigan League. le GE Manager Gus Hauss One that has come in close contact with A. P. Hauss, Jr., can not help but congratulate the student body upon their wise judgment in unanimously electing Mr. Hauss Manager of the 1909 baseball team. To be associated with him intimately is but to admire him for his ardent desires and purposes. He has had several years’ experience in managing winning ball teams, and is thoroughly familiar with every point of the game and is endowed with great executive ability. Under his leadership we predict the University of Louisville will win the inter-scholastic championship of Kentucky for the season of 1909, TDW, — 158 — ‘ Captain Hamilton ya Hamilton was born at State Center, Iowa, in 1883. His athletic career began at Iowa State Normal, where for four years he was the mainstay of the track team. In the spring of 1906 he entered the great Western Conference meet wearing lowa colors, and surprised every one by winning both the 100- and 220- yard dashes. In this meet he ran against the best men from Michigan, Chicago, Wisconsin, Minnesota, and Illinois Universities. In the A. A. U. outdoor meet of 1907 he broke the Central A. A. U. record for 220 yards, on a quarter-mile track, held by Blair of Chicago, and equaled Barney Weber's world record of 21 4-5 seconds for that distance. During this summer, at an invitation meet at Kansas City, Mo., he won the 100-yard dash from Huff of Iowa, then national champion. He also ran the finish lap in the relay between the East and West, running against Melvin Sheppard and winning the relay for the West. In the fall of 1907 he entered the University of Louisville. Immediately there was a boom in local athletics. He competed in several local meets under the “Varsity colors and in May went to Chicago to compete in the trials for the American Olympic Team. He won the 100- and the 200- meter dashes from the best sprinters in the West and Middle West, and thus secured for himself a place on the team that represented America at the Olympic Games in London. In London he ran on the relay team which won the championship of the world for Amercia. [le was one of the fifteen American athletes who were invited to an international meet held in Paris on August Ist and 2nd. Here he succeeded in annexing to his credit both the 100- and 200-meter dashes. These events he won from such stars as Rector of Virginia, Cartmell of Pennsylvania, Sherman of Dartmouth, Smithson of Oregon, and the star sprinters of Greece, France, Italy, and Austria. In September, Hamilton performed in a wonderful manner at the Wheaton Fair, running the 100-yard dash in world record time of 9 3-5 seconds, the 150- yard dash in 15 flat, another world’s record, both amateur and professional, for 300 yards, making for this distance the marvelous record of 29 4-5 seconds. On September 19th, at Troruse Island, New York City, he won the National 100-yard championship, defeating the famous Rector of Virginia. Hamilton has won a large number of trophies. He is the possessor of over a hundred medals, cups, and other prizes. In fact, the University of Louisville can proudly say it is the home of America’s greatest dash man. — 159 — lo Girls Basketball ¥ Forwards _ Guards Minnie Frost, Center Lois Miller, Ethel Ruth Smith. Lillian Logan, Captain: Adeline Heinz. Substitutes 1 Elsie Moses, Rose Knasel, Mabel Rucker, Libbie Johnston, Viola Heffernan. Early in the second semester the U. of L. girls became enthusiastic concerning basketball. Prof. Patterson was kind enough to secure the services of Miss Olive Henderson as coach, and through Prof. Von Walther the gymnasium of the local Y. M. H. A. was obtained for our use twice a week. About fifteen girls turned out for practice, and being thoroughly interested, they went to work with a vim. Considering that only two of the squad knew the game, our progress has been phenomenal. This season only two match games were played. The Y. M. H. A. girls’ team were our opponents, and also our victors on each occasion. In the first game, early in March, the Y. M. H. A. team walked over us to the tune of 23-7, On April 15th, our second and last game was played, and fortune at least smiled on us, though that goddess did not claim us for her own. When the score stood at 13-11, time was called, unfortunately for us, as we were beginning to cover ourselves with glory. But never mind! “there'll come a time, some day,” when the U. of L. will have a team to be very proud of and the Red and Black banner will wave triumphant. Sidelights on the Basketball Squad We are almost inclined to doubt Minnie Frost’s loyalty to the Red and Black, as she appeared at our first game resplendent in a blue tie. “The squad” was almost overcome when the two “wee” forwards appeared in battle array. Strange though, the Purple and Old Gold and Crimson didn’t clash, but were even heard to cheer for one another. (They were only sweaters after all.) A cry of distress has been heard from the dry goods stores of Louisville. “More red ribbon”—they ery in woeful accents that Miss Logan has bought every speck in town. What can she do with it? (Information on this subject may be procured from any member of the U. of L. Basketball Team.) Miss Heinz and Miss Smith have discovered a sure cure for “de-feat”—nerely by swapping one another’s left gym. shoes. 1O} (a : vy , YU VU lt tee, j oe. Vp, The Professors Alphabet A is for Abell, courtly and tall, } is for Bodine, the father of all. C is for Cottell, famed for “the cat,” D is for Dabney, who's now at the bat. FE is for Evans, our ambitious dean, F is for Frank, who’s a cutter clean. G is for Goodman, on chemistry posted, H is for Hendon, for stale yarns noted. I is for Interne, by competitive exam., J is for Jenkins, that lovable lamb. K is for Kelly, whom the Freshmen dread, L is for Lucas, whose lectures are dead. M is for McMurtry, who will “cut, dig, or blast,” N is for Norton, who’s an assistant at last. O is for Orendorf, who glories in pain, P is for Palmer, of mighty good grain. Q is for Quinby, of the notorious “goatee,” R is for Ray, from whom the boys flee. S is for Simpson, who's a mighty good man, T is for Tuley, who will come when he can. U is for University, our beloved U. of L., V is for Van Zandt, who always does well. W is for Weidner, who says “Sketch vat you sees,” X, as of old, stands for Xenocrates. Y is for Yoe, whose lectures are bum, Z is for Zimmerman, who “never” drinks rum. — 164 The: Scuiows’ Biobaber Ne A is for Aud, who is Wathen’s pet, 3 is for Barnes, who's a “night-rider” yet. C is for Corum, better known as “Jock,” D is for Davidson, the wolf of the flock. E is for Edwards, who's capacity is a spade, IF is for Fox, who's a “courter” by trade. G is for Grigsby, who was made for a goat, H is for Hailey, who needs him a float. I is for Irwin, with the nose so big, J is for Jones, who looks like a pig. K is for Kergosian, a Frenchman frail, L is for Lacy, who Was hit with a rail. M is for Martin, the red-headed star, N is for Nicholson, who is found at the bar. O is for Ott, the sport of the class, P is for Prather, inflated with gas. Q is for the Quantity which remains unknown, R is for Rice, since the nurses have flown. S is for Snow, who is melting away, T is for Turner, the parson, they say. U is for Undertaker, the last in the game, V is for Vineyare, the jurist of fame. W is for Wolfe, who is always asleep, X is for Xenophon, who was lost in the deep. Y is for Younger, who glories in gore, Z is for Zero, that freezes to the core. H. Whos Who? 3 oe AMON OMANINAMDAMMODMA DMA wee é Who is to the class a pathological abnormality ? Toomer. Who will be found in New Albany hunting frogs? Shaffer. Who, though masculine (we presume) has true feminine charac- Who is the politician from the West Virginia Hills? Coleman. teristics? Hurst. Who is the flower of the Senior class? Rose. Who is the brightest man of the Senior class? Sparks. Who can always be found in the office chatting with the Sec- Who is the ten-cent sport of the class?) Weaks. | retary? Cook. Who is the “seventh son”? Davis. Who has given many a snow-storm in his season? Winter. To whom does the grass blush and turn green? Snodgrass. Who can’t speak without reference to the “Mrs.”? Reger. Who has two good reasons for not flirting with the girls? Who is the man behind the brick? Hurley. T. Sparks (wife and child). Who has a fortune invested in shoes? J. N. Hill. Who is the red-headed sage from Salem? Hayden. Who said “inflammation terminates by resurrection”? Snow. Who is the star from W. Va.? A. G. Bowles. Who has visited all the hair shops in search of a wig? Curtis. Who will be found at Sunday-school making love to the girls? Who is a masher of feminine hearts? Robertson. . V. B. Denman. Ee Who enjoys the solitude of his own thoughts? Coltas. Who is in close touch with the moon? Siler. Who is a famed young man of excellent growth? W. S. Myers. Whose name is significant of ability? N. D. Abell. Who is as swift as a snail? Walker. Who is incompatible with Dr. Simon? Levi. Who would make great success sterilizing telephone poles? May. Who is green and fresh from the farm? Webb. 1 Who is a rough-rider in the examinations? Fox. Who is the distinguished night-rider? Barnes. Whose name gives the professors pain? Edward Schmiedeknecht, Who is the prettiest man in the class? J. A. Martin. Junior. Who is a sweet singer in his season? Frogge. | Who is the greenest man in the class? Greenleaf. Who is as graceful as a monkey on skates? Lykins. | Who is the oldest man in the class? Adam. Who has taken a special course in G. U.? Diez. Who is the gamest man in the Senior Class? Fruhrer. Who is like a billy-goat? A. Mathys (butts in). Who is the most non-progressive Senior? Moss. Who is remarkable for length? Evans. Who is the star rooster on high? Kelly (on top row). Who has a capacity of three quarts? Spencer. Whose beauty is only surpassed by his knowledge? Aud. Whose pants fit much too soon? Hailey. Who is the pride of the class? Tye. Who is the shortest man in school? Grigsby. | Who has chronic “jackitis”? Hodges. Who is known by the name “Bos taurus”? Gibson. Whose knowledge commands the highest praise? Bevins. - Who stays at the Seelbach? Hunter. — 165 — ST. ANTHONY’S HOSPITAL Among the Faculty There is Thos. C. Evans, the fat old boss, With a smile all over his face; His head is bald—“no parting there’— But he nobly fills his exalted place. The course in Obstetrics is sublime, Ritter’s lectures are model and fine, Boyd's bark is harmless, mingled with wit, Tuley’s Embryology would give you a fit. All hail Speidel, the man of our choice. Let his praise be wafted from every voice; Last is Doherty—the fun of the day Is to see him get in the L. O. A. Now to Proctology, the poor man’s friend, Hanes will take care of the hemorrhoidal end; Asman, the wise man and skillful cutter, Can differentiate a fissure from an irritable ulcer; Witherspoon, modest and full of grace, Never looks his patients in the face. Ray on the eye, ear, nose and throat; Don’t care if the boys sink or float; Pfingst is clever, the teacher of our choice, His lectures make our hearts rejoice: Here is to Hall on his subject deep, His lectures are sure to put you to sleep; Dabney will repeat, “I wish to drive home,” Long may his advice on memory roam: “Daddy” Ccomes and Cheatham are old and gray, But their praise shall ever be our lay: Lederman. the youngest man in the game, We bespeak for him much glory and fame; Evans has a chair with a moss-covered back, For in the lecture hall he never made a track. Of surgeons we count almost a score, And of “Subs” there are as many more, The first I'll mention is Dr. Abell, Smooth and rapid at the table; And J. R. Wathen next to him (He’s getting fat, but once was thin) ; Then Doctor Allen, short and stout, Drilling fact and theory till they can’t get out; Another, who's liked by every man, Ernest and plain is “Billy” Dugan; And Dr. Samuels, whose gleaming knife Has saved and taken many a life; Then Doctor Grant, on disease of the tropics, The driest, perhaps, of surgery topics; Doctor Roberts made his reputation By explaining the methods of amputation. Then Hendon comes—his jokes will keep The drowsiest student from going to sleep. About the bladder Wilmoth told; The words from his lips most swiftly rolled. Dr. Butler spoke the first of the session, And told us about the signs of compression; But I never could tell if Doctor Block Was one of wood or limestone rock. To elder Wathen, well known as William V., Who never had an equal in Gynecology. A cheer for Frank, whose gleaming scalpel The method of using he knows full well; MecMurtry’s soft and easy way Shall not be forgo t for many a day; And Hibbit with his florid face Is always there to fill his place. The man who speaks on Hygiene, Our worthy young O’Connor— To “nurse” the cow, we'll let him have The high and pleasing honor. Now bring the little children With their many aches and pains, With their little weak bow-legs And their undeveloped brains, Mongst those who give them treatment Doctor Woody holds high place, But Gilbert and Leavell and Barbour Are neck and neck in the race; Now of one thing let me warn you— In passing Doctor Leavell, If you don’t know Baner’s formula You'll surely get the Devil. Doctor Gilbert says for whooping-cough Belladonna is the best; As this is by some men denied, The student can only guess. We have a little German friend Who on Jurisprudence speaks ; He has a temper like a file, For a scrap he always seeks. Marvin, with many quotations and gestures, Gave us a most excellent course of lectures: And Doctor Jenkins, with vim and force, Gave of lectures and clinics a thorough course: Boggess we'll remember through cares and joys For his oft repeated, “I tell you, boys,” — 168 — And Doctor Zimmerman, whose smiling face In our hearts shall ever hold a place; Another, whom the student greatly admires, Who is earnest and thorough, is Dr. Myers; And Doctor Cecil, who never smiled, But fact on fact in our craniums piled. While “Daddy” Wilson, with wonderful skill, Told how to obtain the cardiac thrill; And Dr. Thompson, who will cuss sometimes For the students’ good—to rouse their sluggish minds. There’s Dr. Bloom, who’s William Taft’s friend, If you have psoriasis your surface he'll mend; Orendorf must be mentioned; a greater friend isn’t found For a patient who is nervous and has need of a sound. Eczema, the disease which no one would praise, Described so completely by our friend Doctor Hays. Have you any skin eruptions? Make a call on Dr. Bloom; Of anything he’ll cure you From Scabies to Salt Rheum. Another who will treat you In most scientific ways For any dermatitis, Is our professor, Doctor Hays. And Orendorf will ever lend To a poor, afflicted student, A free and willing helping hand, If sometimes he’s been imprudent. To Studious (?) Baldwin Why goeth daily from our midst away? Is't that brain do need some rest apart? Or can it be thou goest out to storm The citadel of some fair maiden’s heart? Wentest thou off with somewhat less of haste And frequency, the brain excuse would dk But such religious methods doth portend . A pilgrimage to her whose love thou'll sue. Senior Maxims Uneasy treads the form that wears the gown. If tests improved our knowledge, as they say, what mighty Solo- mons were we to-day! Where there's a bill there’s not always the pay. ingly fine. He rides best who rides last. by what means. Faculty in Heaven.” Advice is cheap; but it costs the laity. all look serious. To err is human, but Doctors are divine. of room. College Maxims It's a wise father who has a boy in college and knows what he is doing. Honesty is the best policy—if you can’t lie out of it. Early to bed, early to rise—my, but the fun you miss. Little smacks of whisky, little schooners of beer, make a man feel jolly from ear to ear. Needles and pins, needles and pins, when a student flunks the Money is the root of all evils—the trusts own all of the big Naked truth has long since grown too immodest for polite college It is not profanity to speak picturesquely, instead of piously, on Sundry Expenses I laid five dollars on a tray, It disappeared from view, sir; How very strange, you'll doubtless say, For a five dollar bill to do, sir. And so ‘twould seem to any one, But an explanation aids, sir; The tray on which I laid that mun. Was a luckless tray of spades, sir. e. The mills of the “Profs.” grind slowly, but they grind exceed- The student's rule is: “Get credit, yes, get credit,” no matter drinking begins. Of all consoling thoughts to Seniors given, the best is this: “No plants. chats. A “picturesque” word from “Neurologist” Thompson makes us certain occasions. If wishes were passes, not even Seniors would ride. Love conquers everything, except the Supt. of nurses. A prejudiced Prof. and his popularity are soon parted. Freshmen butt in where Seniors fear to tread. Whoso criticiseth a Prof. inviteth destruction. An ounce of preparation is worth a pound of cramination. It’s a wise “Pony” that knows its latest master. After death, the Doctor: after the flunk, the letter from home. A long-tailed coat can hide a multitude of patches. It is keep away from the nurses, we say, and give them plenty (Signed) W. H. WartHen, Supt. Owens. — 169 — CHEMICAL LABORATORY The College and Professors Ye dim gray walls of granite stone so high, Poor Bate, unhappy Bate, yonder he lies! What mysteries, what deeds ye closely hide; A flower too rare to bloom in this cold world; Each day confined unhappy students sigh He should have walked some holy cloistered aisles, For that sweet liberty ye have denied. But ’mongst the medicos by fate was hurled. Though gray and stern, ye had some votaries, EpirapH No, 3, That to thy temple halls repaired each day, On science’ altar laid their offertories, Then wended meekly on their holy way. “Here lies meek, gentle Bate, his only crime He lulled the students into many a dream, And toyed incessantly with moving Time, Alas! cruel fate has called them far from here, That now bears him ‘cross Death’s sullen We dare not think in what abode they dwell, stream.” Though some who at their feet oft sat in fear, = : as oh Now as we slowly from the graveyard pass, Maliciously have hinted they're in—well. We meet a melancholy train, that bears It behooves us to speak kindly of the dead, The mortal dust of one o'er whom the grass To sing their requim in solemn tones: Shall wave and sigh in rhythm to the air. To write these epitaphs above their head : : Hard by they bear him to a stony plot, In gilded letters on their marble stones: The wailings cease, the very air grows calmer, : : With reverend mien we draw near to his cot, Epirapn No, 1, : % +s And on the lid we read but one word, “Palmer. “Here lies poor Fields and poor unhappy Davis! Pathology it was their lot to teach, From such, oh Heaven, we pray that ye will save us, And that their pathos shall all mankind reach.” Oh, Palmer, Palmer, how we weep for thee To think of thy dark, sinful soul in quest Of peace it can not find; we weep for thee; Our very bowels in compassion digest. There where the melancholy willow weeps alone, a 3 P Eprrarn No. 4. Che only weeping thing above the ground, Weeps for the clay beneath its roots just sown ‘ “Here, by his father’s, Palmer's dust is laid, And shades this epitaph above the mound: A man he was whom all the students feared, Heaven knows why on this earth so long he stayed, Epirarn No, 2. We know why from this earth he has been i , cleared.” “Here lies poor, tardy Duncan, ‘neath these sods— He entered this world fifteen minutes late— Oh! ye departed ones, where’er you be, Death overtook him; may the eternal gods If fate should e’er of us Professors make, Now speed him onward through the Stygian We'll join you in that long eternity, gate.” And trembling at the resurrection wait. O. O. Mttter, ’11. —=7l—= Spring “Ae IME of green grass and budding trees, singing birds and running water, marbles, baseball, golf and tennis, spring poets, spring fever, spring house-cleaning, and spring love affairs! Is it any wonder that the poor medical student pauses in bewilderment before his assignment in Anatomy, thinks distractedly of a hundred different things that spring recalls, starts vainly to study two or three times, chews two inches of lead pencil into pulp, and ends by gazing meditatively out of the win- dow for ten minutes, watching in a daydream the sun dancing on a newly awakened bud, and smelling the warm, new smell of the rain-soaked earth? If he is a Freshman—a poor, lonesome, homesick, disconsolate Freshman—pity, oh, pity him!—his is a hard lot. The errand boy of a lot of upper-classmen, who are themselves too grievously afflicted by spring fever to move across the veranda; the victim of remorseless and absolutely machine-like, unheeding, cold- blooded, and inhuman professors; the scared recipient of a flunk notice; the hard-working, little-appreci- ated, down-trodden, and generally abused Freshman—pity him, my brethren! He is the one that feels the coming of spring as torment, yet torment which is pleasure in its very intensity. He sits staring out of his room window overlooking the street and the neighbor's yard; his thoughts drift away from the book he holds. Down in Kentucky, now they are milking and preparing supper ; the plow-horses are contentedly eating, their work for the day is at an end; the kitchen and the cow stables are the centers of the evening industry. But the sky has the same brilliant sunset glow, the grass the same rich warm green, the passing rain shower is the same sparkling flurry of crystal, the smell of the moist earth is the same alluring, intangible perfume. It is the same spring. uGustus P. Hauss, JR. A Christmas Correspondence ya PROMISING member of the Sophomore Class went home to spend the Christmas holidays, and while at home became very much smitten with the winning ways and charming smiles of a certain young lady who was at that time a visitor in his home town. Upon his return to college the following correspondence took place, the first of which is not original with the young man in question: Louisville, Ky., Jan. 2, 1909. A week and one day later he received the following: Dear Friend: By Friday night this shall arrive “Perhaps you'll get this, To carry the message that I survive And perhaps you won't. From all your gush and slush and mush, Perhaps you care, Just this warning word— You better hush.” And perhaps you don’t. Go way about saying eyes may be blue But,—if you do, and care to write, When Kittye’s and Carrie’s are of some other hue. A letter will reach me—Friday night. Dull care to be driven away to stay Must be ousted by the lassie holding right of way. Just want to whisper, And to my mind it’s the first one named But for you That has impressed your thoughts and left them maimed, My trip Xmas. : So that they never stray far from her side, Been mighty blue. But always come back and rest satisfied. Quite paradoxical, One would say, Still into your secrets I’m not trying to spy. I tell what I see on the surface to lie. If this is objectionable to you I beg, Don’t hang your hat so often on her peg. For passers-by can’t help but see, That any other than Kittye plays third “fiddle-dee.” Oxford with its girls and boys is all right, The good time I had there was simply out of sight— To each and to all who added their part, I think sincerely from ort of my heart; For many a day I shall think of those joys, And those helping make them, the Oxford boys. The end. That blue eyes Drive the blues away. Perhaps you'll think This is all slush, Or even think, It’s all gush and mush; Twas ever so— Just have your way, A woman's a woman Till judgment day. Blue Mountain, At any rate % Think both agree, Jan. 7, 1909. Oxford we'll live BS In memory; A penny for your thoughts I'd give to know Regards— Just how your are thinking these rhymes do go. Well wishes, of the best, To a poet like you they must seem very tame— No. 1028 Second St., ut Pd as soon be out of the world as out of the game. Ts my next address. Sincerely yorrs, HENRIETTA, 15 — After much thought and loss of sleep, he sent her the following: Your letter came just one day late, But I won't fuss, as such is fate— Appreciated though as if on time, For I dearly love your clever rhyme: And even now as I try to write I fear that this will be a perfect fright, For in the stillness of night and sparseness of time There’s a fleetness in fancy, a frolic in rhyme. One place, though, you were dead wrong, For into Kittye’s eyes I’ve looked long, And if this girl’s eyes aren’t of heaven's own hue, Then, this is a fairy tale I'm writing to you. Kittye’s a fairy both graceful and plump; Whene’er I see her my heart gives a bump, But fate has decreed, she'll never bear my name, For Kittye’s a “has been” hung up in a frame. As for Carrie, I will only say, She claims my best from day to day; She's a Queen, handsome and tall, And I'm going to see her before next fall. Now here’s to you with my thoughts thrown in: Yet, to you, no doubt, my rhyme sounds quite thin, Still to be a poet I do not aspire, nor compare ' My work to yours, which is quite debonair. T only care that you, my dear friend, May not get disgusted before I hardly begin To send to your desk rhymes not of the best, In reply to your clever letter, which no one could do better. To have you in Oxford is quite a treat, And I hope there we may often meet; To add to your pleasures all I can do, And make you enjoy it, because—“you are You.” Very sincerely, GEORGE. —1%4— About a week later this came, and the young man’s hopes of brighter days were completely upset : Sunday. This being the first day of the week Is it wrong to write you a little speech? But try as I will no words will come To fill these lines that I've begun, At writing verse you must be quite an adept, And think I’m the same, but there you are left. For to answer in rhyme every time Is right there where I decline, For sit with paper and pen as I will, The thoughts don't come these lines to fill. Just jingle and rhyme and nonsense and such Is all I get and of that not much. So don’t you dare write another line, Expecting the answer to come back in rhyme, For exhausted about is my stock and store, Then such as this might prove a bore; Unless I mention some names I know, Like Kittye’s and Carrie's and the Merry Widow's. And now I see why eyes of blue you say, Drives dull care away all the day. In naming the color I made a mistake, For which forgive me and now my leave I'll take. Saying “Au Revoir” once more. Very sincerely, HENRIETTA. Not daring to send her another letter in rhyme for fear of ruining his chances, he waited until Valentine's Day and then ventured a card, upon which were these words: “Ti I have failed to melt your heart, Perhaps Sir Cupid will do his part.” And he must have—for the other fellow—as he has received an invitation to her marriage, still in college. while he—poor fellow—is Gro, W. LEAveLt. A lover’s quarrel—that was all— Some words. that neither would recall— The maiden rashly said “Farewell”: Black Tom UW PART I The Cat of Fate “Yon sable cat will drive a score Of ardent lovers from your door; No wedding chimes will greet the ear The youth returned, “Forever, Belle.” So long as sable cats are near.” ri5 A woman from her garden chair, Full well observed the youthful pair, A sigh escaped her—for she thought Of hasty words that ill had wrought. “When facts are known then prophesy, ris As prophets did in days gone by,” Said Belle, “A cat control my fate? Absurd—'tis nonsense witches prate.” As Belle approached the ancient dame, Aunt Mary smiled and threw the blame On guiltless Tom, a fine black cat, In sweet repose upon the mat. The maiden stroked the glossy fur; Returned the cat his friendly purr; “I love my cat,” said Belle, and then With passion’s fire, “I hate the men.” The seed of superstition sown, The toxie plant is soon full-grown; And round and round its tendrils wind, Till dark and poisoned grows the mind. A fortnight passed—no longer gay, The maid for death began to pray; She found the cat a demon now, A curse on lovers each me-ow. One sultry eve she sought the air, 3ut no relief for her despair She found. “Me-ow, me-ow! O! how A love-sick cat can wail “Me-ow PART II The Fate of a Cat Some moments Belle impatient sat, And listened to the wailing cat. Worn out at last, she muttered, “Now I'll make an end of this, I vow!” Ere long a pistol’s loud report Proclaimed the news of life cut short; A piercing shriek rang through the air, And all who heard it hurried there. ‘Twas by a strange decree of fate Her lover just then passed the gate, And in he rushed—on wings he sped— O! how his heart was filled with dread. He saw the blushing maiden stand Unharmed, the weapon in her hand: Surrounded by the anxious folk, Who stood and gazed, but no one spoke. Confused, the maiden stammered—“Shot— The cat—he’s dead—right there—that spot.” Suspense was followed by a shout. The crowd relieved went gayly out. The youth remained, the maiden too— The smothered fires blazed anew. The light of love illumed each face, And lovers met in fond embrace. Marcaret L. WINKLER, Pgipeienes a 1 a t - ly , v me b poms i, DENTAL COLLEGE, Brook AND BROADWAY A GEOMETRICAL PROCESSION 4 0 10 13 Jb AN ARITHMETICAL PROGESSION — Antiseptic Age y deadly germ To sterilize y They d ni ly’s sighs ur 1 Outrageous o afirm A lady’s s Lurks in the s t kiss; Would 1 But we hope the day We'd much prefer Is far away To humor her Of antiseptic bliss. And let her be contagious October 23. -atterson’s tea, at her apartments, to the women students of the Academic The first affair of the year wags Mrs. Department. Even the elements celebrated the event by break- ing a three months’ drought on the afternoon of the twenty- third. The rooms were attractively decorated with yellow and white chrysanthemums. Miss Ward poured the tea and Miss Catlin served the frappe. Everybody went and met everybody else, and all had a good time. January 15. Dr. Siff’s lecture in the Law Department on the “History of Mathematics.” February 5. For weeks after the mid-year exams. the students of the Academic Department endured the violent noise of carpenters and the still more violent smell of fresh paint and furniture stain. On February fifth their patience was re- warded when the Woman’s League Room was opened with a reception given by the Dean and Mrs. Patterson. The room delighted every one and the reception itself was a propitious beginning and a pleasant foreshadowing of the good times the students were to have in the room. February 5. Dr. Von Walther’s lecture on the “Effect of German Literary Thought on the French Revolution.” February 13. The girls of the University celebrated Valentine’s Day with a chafing-dish party. The afternoon was filled with games ayd contests. Miss Maxwell got the prize for the most romantic telegram, and Miss Logan for being the most grasping and securing the largest number of hearts. Sardine rarebit, marshmallows, candy, and pop-corn, cooked on the spot, were consumed with great relish. An appropriate valentine had been prepared for each girl, and the afternoon was ended by opening these. The especial “hits” were Miss Calloway’s papier poudré and Miss Kayhoe’s chair. February 19. Miss Ward entertained with an afternoon tea on the nineteenth of February. It was another of those in- formal good times which all the students enjoy so much and where everybody comes early and stays late. St. If any one, who —178 — was so unfortunate as to miss the tea, wants to know if every one had a good time, just let him ask Miss Calloway. February 22. On the evening of Washington’s birthday the University had quite a ceremonious celebration at the Woman's Club. Bishop Woodcock and Dean Pennyman, of the University of Pennsylvania, gave excellent addresses on the value of a university and of university graduates. March 17. On St. Patrick’s Day Wen Sigel Tyr had a frolic in the League room, Miss Kennedy was the guest of honor. The room was quite festive in green crepe paper shamrocks. Cunning little four-leafed painted with snakes and symbols, were given as souvenirs. A luncheon was served, all bound ‘round with a bright green ribbon. Miss Keller was awarded a book of toasts for being clever enough to guess the names of books from typical pictures. clovers, Miss Heinz received a darling little sewing apron for successfully sowing shamrocks. March 26. Invitations were issued (?). April 2. Dr. Blackwell lectures on “Some Facts About Language.” A reception was given by the Woman's League to the University. The League room was beautifully decorated in daffodils and greens. Dr. Siff was chief entertainer, singing many songs tor us, April 16. Dr. peare.” April 30. June 3. sister Liddell’s lecture on the “Sonnets of Shakes- Dr. Siff lectures. On June third the class of 1909 bade farewell to classes and her Alma Mater with a reception. Although the Seniors were sad over leaving the old University. and the undergraduates were sorry to see them going, they all managed to forget it for one afternoon and to make the last frolic of the year the gayest and jolliest of all. Every one lingered in the League room, festive in the red and black, loath to put an end to such a happy time, until they were forced to go or be locked in by the long-suffering Albert, her Law Calendar October 5. Law Department opens for its sixty-third term. Introduction by Dean Harris of the four new professors— Du Relle, Bensinger, Lewis, and Booth. October 6. Enter Abdallah, Peter famous characters. First meeting of the Henry Clay Club called by President Lucas. Present: Lucas, Blaydes, Polin, and Weller. December 4. Senior Class organized and officers elected. December 7. Election of Henry Clay Club: R. D. Blaydes, president; D, E. Weller, vice-president: C. W. Patch, secretary and treasurer; C. W. Milner, censor; R. H. Lucas, judge of Moot Court; John A. Polin, prosecuting attorney. January 14. Junior Class organized and officers elected. January 22. Address by Judge Henry S. Barker, of the Ken- tucky Court of Appeals. February 1. Election of Henry Clay Club. March 17. Lenihan’s marriage vigorously denied. : March 20. General exodus to Lagrange for the Bar Examina- tion. March 26. Judge Seymour holds the last Moot Court of the term “08-09. The boys who attended the delightful reception given by the girls on this date sympathize with those who didn’t. Thompson, and other April 1. Junior oratorical contest. Lucien D. Greene chosen as class orator. April 5. Annual Banquet of the Henry Clay Club, held in the Leather room of the Seelbach. The following officers were elected on this occasion: Lucien D. Greene, president; Emmet O'Neal, vice-president; E, F. Ames, secretary and treasurer; Owen B. Fryrear, censor; L. F. Speckman, judge of Moot Court: H. P. Binkley, prosecuting attorney. April 10. Oratorical contest of Senior Class, R. C. Logan winning first place and John A. Polin second. April 13. Oratorical contest of Henry Clay Club, R. D. Blaydes chosen as representative. April 16. First Senior examination on this date, Judge Field in command. ; : in April 20, On this date the Senior Class, in token of its ap- preciation and esteem for Judge Emmet Field, presented him with an umbrella. The presentation speech was made by H. C. Poindexter, who referred to the distinguished jurist’s long and close connection with the school, and the intimate relation always existing between himself and the students. Judge Field’s acceptance was touchingly appreciative. April 22. Senior Class attacked by General Harris, who brought his real property to bear upon the class with disastrous results. April 23. Last examination. Senior class listens to good and wholesome advice from Judge Seymour. Good-bye, faithful, long-suffering Abdallah. Here’s hoping you'll be good for many years to come. April 30. Law commencement. some —1 - Medical Calendar 1908 October 15. Preliminary course opened. November 16. Seventy-second regular course begun. November 17. Freshman learn the meaning of the word “matriculate.” November 18. ball practice. December 1. boarding house. December 3. motion. December 14. Three more hurt in football practice. December 15. Menagerie opens, containing Frogges, Foxes, Cranes, Gazelles, Drakes, Lyons, Wolfes. Wrens, and Seales. December 20. Mr. Lacy is reported married. December 24. Students disperse to parts unknown for the purpose of restimulating their gastric secretions. Jaldwin, the Eastern athlete, injured in foot- Seven Freshmen lost between college and Prof. Fields loses part of his organ of loco- 1909 January 3. ‘Students return hale and hearty. January 16. Basketball practice. Two wounded, three in- jured, one down and out. February 1. Dr. Cottell recites some of James Whitcomb Riley's poetry and audience applauds most vociferously. February John Webster Duff brings his wife’s children to Louisville. February 16. “Jacks” are being manufactured by scores for appreaching mid-year examinations. February 20. Curtis’ hair begins to look thin on top. February 28. Leibershultz, Austin Co. doing big business in compends and pocket encyclopedias. March 4. Dr. Wathen found several bones rolling on third floor. Mar ch 16. Geo. Hurley changes residence to North side. April 1. Students see each other as they really are. April 18. Juniors visited Lakeland and some have returned. April 30, Coach Ray tried out baseball squad. May 3. Session at Churchill Downs opens. : May 10. Prof. Thompson took 77th degree in “Cussing Club.” May 21. Baseball team keeps up its winning record. Beats St. Xavier College 4 to 3 in seventeen innings. May 31. State Board Review work begins. June 1. Invitations received bearing date of March 26th. June 14. Where, oh where are the happy faces that thronged these halls so bright and gay? They've turned now to wan, white faces. Exams. have chased all joy away. June 30. Medical commencement. Norton INFIRMARY OUTNE RN OPTICAL erie con ape lm tem ATHERTON BUILDING A Few Things a Layman Saw and Heard during a Day's Visit to the Senior Class of the Medical Department AVING to remain a few days in Louisville, I determined to spend part of the time seeing some of the things for which it is famous. Upon being told that the largest class of medical students in the world would graduate here this spring, with an Amer- ican’s desire to see everything that is big, no matter what it may be, I secured a per- mit from a portly gentleman in the Atherton Buildi ing, who was the executive officer of the school, to visit the institution. | easily found the location of the school, as every street in the main part of the city, at each corner, bears a distinct label as to its name, with an enlarged plan of the district for four blocks in each direction hanging below. By a few references to the convenient diagrams, I soon came to the school on Sixth Street. I knocked at the door of the office a couple of times. Failing to get a response, I took out my scratch pad and drew a picture of the interested and wondering expression I felt was on my face in anticipation of my visit. Presently the door of the reception room opened, at which I was politely informed by a tall, slender young man in gray, wearing a skull and crossbones on his coat, that since the consolidation of all the medical schools in Louisville, and since the establishment of Section Teaching, class room for the Seniors was so scarce that the use of the public room was a neces- My tecenept ed Sod eoneerne sity. But he thoughtfully added, “If you wish to sit down and rest aw Hie you will find a vacant seat in the lecture room above, as the reception room being small, the class in session had filled all available space.” He also told me that the sign on the door was a joke. (1 notice that there are two signs on the door.) On my way upstairs an elderly gentleman stopped and laboriously told me that smoking was not allowed in the building. I wondered at this, as I was not guilty. Loving tokens were being distributed as | entered the lecture hall. It seemed rather a strange procedure, as the use of that material is strictly tabooed in the build- ing, as | was so informed by the elderly gentleman, as well as expectorating on the floor, there being, I was pleased to observe, many well-polished recep- tacles for that purpose. A young man I saw sitting on a stool near the blackboard reminded me of school days, when the ‘dunce corner” was in v« gue, but as he didn’t have his nose against a point in the center of a circle drawn upon the board, | decided that he was not there for punishment and deserved further investi- gation. He occupied this position with the greatest expression of reluctance eet that I had ever seen on the countenance of any class officeholder. He fre- quently would change his position, apparently to get a better view of some- thing. Every now and then he would mark on the board. After I had noted seven of such tallies I could restrain my curiosity no longer, so during an unusual commotion, bravely walked downward from my original seat in the uppermost tier, passed some dozen rows until I came to some seats that were occupied. Selecting a peaceful looking inmate, I asked to know for what game the scores were being kept. He laughingly told me that the lecturer on the floor requested that a record be kept of all who missed the aforementioned polished receptacles. I now took more interest in what was being said, as I could hear much better. The text seemed to be what the Tre “LiuB ss Jn 4ssian Aimtisen dy The? Onty Ta Dr P. WATHEN I noticed there were two signs on the door — 181 — natives of the locality regard as a “chestnut,” viz: “The Crescent Hill Filter Plant is to be Opened.” Also information was passed around that a book was being revised, a copy of which could be secured by going through some nerve-racking tests. Soon a gong sounded, the echoes of which were drowned in the sharp cracks ! ! ! heard on all sides. As I was ina land anciently and recently noted for its gun-play, 1 was prepared to expect most any demonstration anywhere, but I couldn't quite believe a body of embryo doctors about to break the chrysalis of a Degree would amuse themselves “shooting up” between lectures, even in Kentucky. My fears were soon quieted, as I noticed that the “loving tokens” were being brought into play, the loud snapping merely being due to the drilled team work of every man striking his match as the gong sounded. (The giver of tokens was evidently not a giver of bright polished receptacles, for as the smoke cleared a bit I noticed that he was taking them away with him, and I saw no more of them.) For some fifteen minutes the inmates were now permitted to saunter about. 1, following their example, came across a small volume lying on one of the seats, and thinking it a thumb-indexed Tes- tament, picked it up and was delighted to find it a copy of “Gold and Files’ Pocket Edition of Com- plete Medical and Surgical Knowledge.” From my short prospect, I readily arrived at the conclusion that the latter would be a much more practical guide to the medical class than many editions of the former, and as the volume contained no private marks, I determined to make use of it until claimed. I had occasion to test its efficiency in trying to follow the scene during the next hour, for the observa- tion of which a contest for points of vantage had already begun. As the highest seats were quickly selected, I had to content myself with a low one. I could not help but note the absolute lack of notice a stranger received. Not that I wished to receive special entertainment, Oh no! I was getting enough of that. But all this time I didn’t receive a single glance of curiosity; they must have their powers of concentration so trained that the presence of an ordinary civilian is not even to ke thought of. I couldn't help but admire them. Scene I Commences Loving tokens were being distributed ’ Enter a Professor, who circles gracefully about the roadstead once or twice, after having shortened sail. [Fires a salute. Lets go his port anchor. Rubs off some barnacles along the window ledge. Disappears behind the once slaty “Island of Austin.” Comes about, letting go starboard anchor, and finally brings up, riding easily, off the posterior median aspect of the metal wharf. Immediately he unlimbers his winches and begins to discharge cargo. “Gentlemen, where is Mr. Sparks, Mr. Aud—where is Mr. Aud? I must hurry rapidly over this. I have no time-at-all. I vil gif you Wright's test, you-must-remember-that. Can you tell me the changes putrefactive products of Pyrosoma Bigeminum undergo when brought in contact with the Trypanosoma Gambiene? GOOD! That is exactly right, Mr. Bowles; I vil gif you-credit-for-that. Now, then, some one tell me when Baumstark first observed Urorubrohematin and Urofuscohematin crys- tals—anybody in the whole class, anybody-at-all—Mr. Abell? (1 was pleased to see that many ‘Gold(en) Files’ were flashing besides mine—it would have been dreadful to think that I was the only one who had to smooth off those words before they would fit in the brain.) This is very important, is frequently among State Board questions, you-must-put-it-down. So much for that. Who knows the formula for Glucuronic Acid, Anchylostoma Duodenale, Urohematoporphyrin? What! no one? Your teaching has been neglected. C.16 H.18 N2 O03. That is also very important, please-remember-that. Give me a test—was that the bell? How quick the time goes! I don’t get started! Gentlemen, do not leave without seeing these specimens under the microscope—the first one appears as a beautiful, reddish-bluish-lavender, while the second and third ones vary between hypo- — 182— Llastic and hyperblastic protoplasm, showing strata of iridescence outlined by connective tissue walls of green. You might get this on ixzemenation.” (The curtain is finally rung down amid hoots, yells, cat-calls, and what-nots. ) A diversity of amusements is now inaugurated, the principal one being for some of the inmates to form an agglutination around the microscopes and keep those especially interested away, each member of the agglutin striving to keep at the periphery. As the gong again sounded, by the scramble to clear the ring I could not help but think that a fistic encounter might be the order of the hour. And sure enough, in walks a snappy, brisk little f-1- low, with diamond scarf-pin and all. I immediately began to run over the names of some of the bantam-weights I had seen in the Police Gazette, but 1 couldn't place him. I must admit that 1 was disappointed that another of similar weight didn’t appear at the ringside. I am sure that the action of muscles is a legitimate medical study, for in my little book I found several pages about it. I didn’t have long to reflect, for action had commenced within the enclosure, even in the absence of an antagonist or the customary “stripping down” to “trunks.” He was explaining something, which was so tech- nical that my overworked brain could not catch it. But my eyes were busy. He led off with a few passes, following with a right jab and a couple of left hooks. He evidently considered that the spec- tators were not sufficiently well educated to follow his motion, as he frequently asked: “Do you follow me?” As no one replied, he took it for granted they did not, and immediately began to dem- onstrate the more elementary movements of bag-punching, increasing the exercises by easy stages until the difficult act of knee-punching was skillfully executed. The lesson was now turned to the necessity of being “clean” (he perhaps having in mind Battling Nelson’s dirty work on Joe Gans in Diamond stick-pin and all Reno, Nevada). This was effectively illustrated by fast foot-work around the side lines, at the same time drawing back the right cuff. I must say he was different from many men similarly placed, for he soon got tired of hearing his own voice and made this lonesome-girl request, “Talk to me!” A promising young chap of rustic appearance (whom I was afterwards told came from a place called “The Sticks”) complied with his request. After a few minutes’ conversation, the young countryman was informed that he was “in town,” for which he looked duly grateful. The remainder of the hour was devoted to the finer points of the game, which I, being a layman, couldn’t appreciate. So I became lost in thinking of the added knowledge I had acquired. Just before the gong sounded the Demonstrator, by increased vigor, brought me out of my reverie, which I now regretted having taken, as I am sure I missed something that I could have understood, as he was evidently giving “travel hints” to the repre- sentatives of “The Sticks,” in case that they might at some future time desire to take a trip on a railway train, for he said very emphatically, “Don’t pull the cord!” The interval was now devoted to song (?) and warm discussion about photographs and invitations. I half expected a wed- ding scene for the next hour. The practice of throwing things at each other was freely indulged in; this I understand is a hard- ening process that is required by some State Boards. These diversions were continued until the following hour, exactly at the beginning of which in walked (I seemed to be right in my half-formed surmise, for there was the preacher) a GENTLEMAN. I could see that by his manner of walking, but I must admit that after I had gotten a view of all sides of him as he strutted about the yard (I know that he will never see this, for I would greatly regret hurting his feelings) I was reminded of a very superior breed of “pouter pige-on.” He began his discourse in a very slow and fatherly sort of way. which was a great relief to my irritated “membrani tym- pani auricularis” (I used my File) caused by former verbal bombardments. “You fellows up there are a pretty good-looking lot when you get on youah best bib and tucker. You should go out to the —183'— Woman's Club and show yourselves oft. but be careful of Inflamm-a-a-a-a-a- tions, and be shuah that your Assimila-a-a-a-a-tion is in good order. “T want you to listen closely and I will tell you a secret (in a small, weak voice)—The Faculty is running this school.” (After a vigorous inspiration.) “If you fellows like m-e-e the best, why! that’s all right.” ’ The lecture proper seemed to be of such ex ments by a non-medical man would appear as a sacrilege. During the next interval a couple of men in overalls came in bearing a table and other furniture. | thought that some family was pr ybably making an early spring move, and the men’s directions getting a little mixed, caused them to come into the wrong house ; but as some of the talkative ones began a learned discussion of the furniture, | concluded that I must be mistaken. s the next “stage manager” appeared, | heard some one say that they were sorry they had forgotten so much of their “Irish,” as this man is worth hearing. As I am only fairly well up in Gaelic myself, I will give a very liberal translation : “Gentlemen! Gentlemen! Our time is so very short, and there is so much to get over, I must proceed rapidly. It is so unfortunate that such The pennant which is of intense interest to 153 men 4 small amount of time has been allotted to this subject. The Hixton Brachs method should be tried by every member of this class; it is the best. (Here a young man announces, in English, that his name is not Bess, but B-a-s-s (Bass). He evidently didn’t know Gaelic.) This is so important, gentlemen, so very important! I must see if | can't have more time. Does any gentleman know the Prague—no, the Prague method? Mr. Cuk—where is Mr. Cuk—is Mr. Cuk here? You will find this a most excellent method of presenting good C. O. D.” Before this able speaker could conclude his last thoughts, one of the Honeycups of the Junior Class, who is employed by the Seniors as electrician, noted by his delicately adjusted instruments that an electrical current was on its way from the clock downstairs to sound the gong. He gave a signal that resulted in taking the words from the speaker's mouth, for by the time llent quality that com- the current reached the bell, every one except the speaker and a young man temporarily on crutches had left the hall. (1 was away off about the furniture.) j On going to a window | caught sight of a splendid body below. It had formed into irregular squads, and was marching rapidly down the street. Presently one squad halted in front of a sign on which I could make out “BOARDING.” The cor- poral must have immediately ordered “Break Ranks,” for every one of them made a break for the door together. I will spare you a description, and myself a memory, of the process I went through when later I entered a similarly marked n. In the afternoon, as I entered the lecture hall, I was impressed by the great throng present, every step, Seat and aisle being filled. By climbing a water-pij e I could get a view of the proceedings, which were being ushered in by the 6€ of The SIX NATIONS’ ““W R-W HOt yp Catalogue, the entire volume being in action at once. I could distinguish that a gray- bluish gentleman was coming in escorting a roll of architectural designs and chaperoning two young men bearing the tion- essential parts of a static machine. During a lull, while the “rooters’ were getting a breath l heard the “gray-blue” sav: “Let’s get qui-et, gentle-me-n.” (Request, of course, was not heeded.) 5 sii = “You! on the top row, come de wn and attach this table so that it will receive a positive indirect current from the black- board.” (At the same time one of the assistants opens the spark gap, attracting marked attention. ) (Deportment is excellent. ) As my thirst for excitement was greatly heightened by the wild demonstrations I had heard, and deciding that no desperate or exciting encounter could take place among that now perfectly calmed and conquered audience, I determined to look elsewhere. I was soon relieved of my uncomfortable position, and putting into practice a medical term I had learned, “beat it out.’ and was soon headed for the operating room, where | had heard there was gore in plenty. On the way over | learned that most of the noise had been made by a large number affection: itely called “Freshmen,” but they are technically and officially supposed to be Juniors. I wondered at this, Honeycups is of the Class, and he appears to he a mighty clever fellow. On my way to the operating room I had to pass through the Univ ersity Hospital. In pass- ing an open door I heard a lady in white admonishing a new nurse for carrying ice with the Hone instrument. s I entered the operating amphitheatre I at first attributed the collection of characters below me as ae to vertigo, with spots before the eyes, brought on by my unusual exertions in making Whey UT reralie hia clial weobaoner the climb, but as I came nearer I noticed they seemed to be fixed. Being alone in the room and thought was the latest in ice-tongs desiring to take a peaceful rest, I sketched the queer positions in which the letters were arranged. I noticed an operation was posted on the bulletin board, but it didn’t say when it was to be. On returning from the operating room to the lecture hall I saw the young man who had so thoughtfully made himself known during a previous lecture. I made ay way over to him and introduced myself, telling him that I was glad to know one man’s name anyway. He asked me why I didn’t come to school more often, so that I could get acquainted. Then I told him he must be mistaken, as I was only a visitor. “Oh! excuse me!” he said, “I have been here six months, and I see a new mem- ber of the Senior Class every few days. It is impossible to know them all, even by sight.” I began to feel very important to have been mistaken for a member of the GREAT SENIOR CLASS. Then I asked him about the markings that I had seen around the operating room. He said that he regretted it very much, but repeated efforts had failed to dislodge them and they were now considered permanent. What a gathering! I asked if all the underclass men were coming into the lecture this time. “No,” I was told; “Seniors only.” As the crowds kept increas- ing, I heard the word “roll,” “roll,” “roll,” to be the interesting theme over the asserrblage. If it was any place besides a medical school ore would think of animal trainers teaching the familiar trick to their pets. The trumpet sounds (supplied by the remarkably developed vocal organs of one of the recent arrivals). And in comes a dashing young ring-master, clothed in the conventional cutaway, the latest in ties, wearing a proper mustache and a beaming countenance, and equipped with a whip of his own design. It looked rather flimsy and wobbly, but after the torrent of applause had subsided and the roof had nestled down on the walls again, he mounts his pedestal and pro- = ceeds to apply “the whip,” the effectiveness of which is demonstrated by the yelp 14 succeeding each application as he swiftly snaps the cracker from side to side until the entire one hundred and eighty- three “rollers” had performed. Bins nes My new- -formed acquaintance took the opportunity to inform this “Prince of we the Bull-pen” that his name was spelt “B-a-double-s, Bass.” The characters are permanent = ae The main part of the performance now being over, he, after the manner of his kind, desiring to talk, decided to entertain us for the few moments that were left by some personal observations gained in the profession since the time he was a little fellow “just so high” (gets off the pedestal and puts open hand, - alm downward, near his knee). His talk, which strangely enough instead of being “horsey” was essentially “bovine,” finally beirg concentrated upon milk. Frequently, however, he diverged and dwelt upon the importance of “THE INITIAL P.” I looked in my little book, but could only find the plain capital letter “P so I concluded that Mr. Gold and File had left out something of importance, but that was hardly possible, as the book embraces “Complete Medical Knowledge.” (I will have to call the publishers’ at tention to it.) During the discourse the young master was “breaking in” a colt at the rear of the blackboard, who in true circus fashion left nothing but his half-erased tracks when called upon. (Peanuts, or something similar, were thrown over the stall, which the colt picked up.) Desiring to know more of the unrestrained habits of these interesting denizens, during the next interval I proceeded to mingle more intimately among them, even mounting to their promenade, a sort of “board-walk” above the last tier of seats. I noticed that a very beautiful custom was performed here—that of introducing classmates to each other when one had been called home on account of sickness for a week or ten days. To the laity it would seem absurd, but you see the classmate who remains has so much to put into his brain, now that he is “finishing” his Senior year, that knowledge acquired during seven days quite crowds out a mere acquaintanceship. Another unique custom that may properly be indulged in during lecture or out is the affectionate habit of bringing the open palm of the right hand forcibly down upon the occiput of a neighboring inhabitant, espe- cially used if he appears to be deeply engrossed in anything. I can’t correctly place the origin of this custom, but one very similar, Swift tells us, was found by Gulliver among the inhabitants of a ‘““Lode-Star” he discovered, where servants were hired especially to administer this sort of application to their masters when meditation had ceased to be a virtue. This may be a clew to the researchers who are engaged in working out “The Classification and Origin of Medical Students.” At 3:59¥2.— Gentlemen, I am a half a minute early; I shall seat myself and await until the proper beginning time arrives” (at 4:00 o'clock). “Gentlemen, the hour is now here; it gives me a great pleasure to address this intelligent body of young gentlemen. I! shall give you some practical Rhinological points which I have learned on the differentiation of the submucosa. How many have a head mirror? Let no gentleman within the sound of my voice (the fire department drove by with the bell ringing loudly; I was glad to see a number took the natural interest to look at it)—Gentlemen, this is so important. I would that I could impress this upon you. It is a great mistake, a vast mistake, to think that the nose has no support. My time is limited, so very, very limited, I can not do justice to you. Observe! (sweeps hand in majestic semicircles) observe !—the phlyctenules. Oh, that I knew you all by name! I would gladly give five hundred dollars to know each man’s name in Napoleon's army. It is far and away important that they should be examined for Trachoma. Atro-pin-e!!! (in crescendo voice.with arms elevated and first two fingers of each hand extended) Atro-pine! “Gertlemen, the bell has rung.” This irterval seemed to be the time set apart for vocal culture, as the most vibratory noises imaginable were released. I also heard some one talking about a “Paranoia.” I wondered what that was, and was just about to look it up when the closing lecture of the day began. “No one is going to fail in this branch of Medical Science ; I will pass every ere of you. IT am preparing you for the State Boards. I wish to warn you against giving two grains of strychnine at a dose. Then I will discuss the more important phases of toxicology.” (Begins reading) ‘Two drops of a decinormal solution of a one-millionth grain of an arsenical compound may be readily tested by acidulating one-sixteenth of the original two drops with antiseptic hydrochloric acid, now sterilize entire mixture by boiling for one-half hour”—(reading is Some animals whose voices I heard = 458s increased in rapidity )—“meanwhile stir vigorously with a portion of the element cuprum which has undergone the mechanical change of ductility (cadence increased). Now, if by examining said element cuprum under a one-twelfth oil immersion objective, faint grayish, steelish, blackish lines may be observed (cadence again increased; one by name of Levi attempts to interfere) we may give our expert opinion that arsenic might possibly have been present. This, gentlemen, is Reinsch’s Test. (Turns over a page and increases cadence.) Tartarized antimony may be known (Levi gets red) as stibated tartar formed by replacement of the positive hydrogen atoms ( ) (lost a word as cadence is increased) and another by antimony ( ) ( ya ) inter- mittent vibrations ( ) harsh ( � ( )} test (= an ) ( ) hydrogen sul ( ) (——-) ¢ ) (Levi col- lapses) (only uneven rumblings could be heard; rumblings and sound waves so increased that they finally hit the bell.) (The meaning of the new word dawned upon me.) I thought that last lecture was the end of the day’s work, but I was told that all successful candidates for the degree usually spent their evenings in a few frolicsome quizzes in order to fasten things upon their memory ; either going to the lecture room or a place called “Buck.” I had frequently heard this word during. the day, but thought it a local pronunciation of book. The two words might be combined into one object, as I understand the object of the visit there is to study anatomy. So in order to make my day complete, I am “doing” some of the evening quizzes. I have selected those going on in the lecture hall, as I feel more familiar here. HEARD at THE First Quiz, “Trace the course of the Sensory Narves from the posterior horn to the bulb. Can’t you you do it! d—x—x—x—n! Why in the h—z—z—1 can't you?” At ANoTH ER Quiz. . ‘The object offthe visit is to study enatom). “How do Typhoid Bacilli get in milk 2” Student on top row (very seriously): “Cow drinks infect d water” HEARD AT THE THird One, C is for carbon. C is for carbon. C is for carbon. O is for oxygen. © is for oxygen, 2 is for two oxygen moleéules. 2 is for two oxygen molecules. —187 — (Crosses room rapidly to rail on the right side.) Martin, what's the formula for hydroferrrocyanic acid? Martin: H4 F2 Cn sub 6. Quizzer: | [ydroferricyanic ? M.: H3 Fe Cn sub. 6. Q.: Hydrocyonic? Meee IGN. ©.: Greenleaf; Arsenic Acid, Arsenous, Hyponitrous. G.: H3 as O04, H3 as 03, H N O. QO.: Martin, what's the formula for carbamic acid? M.: Shakes head. O.: Mac? (who does likewise). What! honor man—what's the matter with you, Greenleaf ? Here a volunteer enlists with the news that it is CO N H2 O H. Q.: What's your name? ‘ ‘ol. Austin. At the blackboard the class is informed that H is for Hydrogen. H is for Hydrogen. 2 is for 2 Hydrogen Molecules. 2 is for 2 Hydrogen Molecules. QO, they are reminded is for oxygen. H20 is for water. H20 is for water. Now Volunteer Austin is included in the special quizzes, for which those belonging to what was the Eighth-street School feel very proud. It is interesting as well as splendid State Board drill to listen to the interpretation of H2 Cr 04, H2 C5 H2 N4 03, HC7 H5 O3, HC7 H5 02, C2 H5 OH, H2 C2 H3 02 given so deliberately that you can always catch the first and sometimes the last letter. One of the most popular men in school: What is the technical name for harelip 7—the man beside the post! No, sir! Next man, next, next, next, next, the man above, next, next, next! Mac. (answer four voices in unison) Kiloskysis! Yes, sir. All of a sudden, at the beginning of the fifth quiz, | heard what resembled hounds in “full cry.” but on looking around, won- der of wonders! I see that nearly every member of the quiz class has succeeded in transferring his organs of speech into those of some species of canine, and is performing the destiny that every member of that species feels compelled to perform when he sees a full moon. (The mysteries of medicine! They are limitless. No experiments like that in mine; suppose they forget the mechanism of the transfer!) My fears were not at all allayed when a deep baying indicated another species was to be heard from, While it was not exactly the full moon that appeared, it was decidedly similar, and had the same stimulating effect upon the yaping pack that such a heavenly body would have. I can not gather much that they are talking about, this being the first time I have listened to a bona-fide conversation in a four-footed tongue. : = — 188 — Horrors! he sees me My fears are becoming aroused as the discussion becomes more intense, and I can’t shake the th nught of what might happen should these overworked students, while temporarily under the influence of a desire for experimenta- tion, suddenly develop other canine instincts. My mind is filled with all the grewsome tales | have heard of medical students, of their midnight pranks and terrible vivisections, as pictured in “Life.” As my watch has stopped and the lights of the Electrical Exposition at the Armory are out, | know that it is long past my bedtime; I am starting to seek that weleome—Horrors! the big fellow sees me; he is barking violer-tly, now he is growling savagely; the entire lot are snapping and snarling all around me! Eprror'’s Note.—A newly appointed janitor sent a hurry call for the police patrol when he came upstairs early one morning and found a few bones lying in a heap down in the pit. The police, well knowing the stu- dents’ use of hones, said nothing. A “Life” artist. coming with the patrol, sketched the remains: it will probably be used in that publication to further hinder the doctor in his experimentations. The above sketches and notes were found on the remains. As no identification could be found, the bones will be kept for the use of Freshmen Anatomy students next term. ° copy of “Gould and Pyle’s Pocket Cyclopedia of Medicine and Surgery” awaits a claimant in the office. As “Life's” artist saw the remains 189 i SCENE ON THE LEVEE Nae EP ll find RAS: you be a oyeuy hind Within the following pages. 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