University of Illinois High School - U and I Yearbook (Urbana, IL)

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Dwyer Murphy leaves his class ring to all the undergraduate girls. Floyd Parks leaves for the marines. Louise Proehl leaves her talent for writing poetry to Mr. Stortz. Mary Sanford leaves her crooning in the halls to Stella lean Lehmann. Mary Squires leaves her voice to the gravel driveway. Myron Sholem leaves his height to Roberta Roberts. Gwen Smith leaves her golden curls to Tom Lane. Gene Stern leaves fast because Evy Straub is chasing him. Lee Stevenson leaves his curlers to Gene Iacobs. Evelyn Straub leaves her convertible Bantam in the bicycle rack. David Vestal leaves his love for Russia to Mr. Kettelkamp. Forrest Wilson leaves his camera equipment to the Fifth Column. Erna Wolf leaves her German accent to Sanford Iohnston. Mary Woodworth leaves her tiny feet to Tom Daniels. LASTLY-We hereby make, constitute, and appoint the Class of '42 to be the Executor of this, our last WILL AND TESTAMENT, hereby revoking all former wills and codicils by us made. IN WITNESS WHEREOF, we have hereunto subscribed our names, the second day of Iune in the year of our Lord One Thousand Nine Hundred Forty One. Witnessed by: IANE BURKE DONALD KANE ERNA WOLF MYRON SHOLEM Page Twenly-zhree

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e Twcniy-Iwo CLASS WILL We, the Senior Class of University High School in the County of Champaign and State of Illinois, being of sound mind and memory, and considering the uncer- tainty of this frail and transitory life, do therefore make, ordain, publish, and declare this to be our last WILL AND TESTAMENT. FIRST-We hereby order and direct that our Executor, hereinafter named, pay all our just debts and funeral expenses as soon after our decease as conveniently may be. SECOND-After the payment of such funeral expenses and just debts, Wayne Bell leaves his burr haircut to Kent Hobart. Barbara Boulware leaves her notes written in class to the library for future reference. Bill Bullock leaves his gum under Mrs. Wilson's desk. lane Burke leaves her dimples to Virginia Cooley. Sonny Busey leaves his mathematical ability to Laura Benner. Billy Cagle leaves his Oxford Dictionary to Bill Kammlade. Betty Anne Carter leaves her love of folk dancing to Nancy Chloe Keyes. Nancy Carter leaves her Walks in rain or shine to Miss Marshall. Celia Christie leaves her sly winks to Kay Bullock. Stephen Cleaver leaves his Petty drawings to David Rarick. Ruth Cass Clifford leaves for the morgue. Warren Goodell leaves his red Scotch plaids to Roy Dunlap. Martha Goodwine leaves her quiet mannerisms to Roger Tobin. Ioanne Hills leaves her two white hair ribbons to Iugbut, the mascot, in the place of ears. Iohn Hofmann leaves his forged excuses to the F. B. I. Ruth Iacobs leaves her between-meal-sweets to Miss Dickie. Mary Iohnson leaves for a Piggly Wiggly Picnic. Betty Iones leaves her diamond ring to Phyllis Hornor, who seems to have lost hers. Don Kane leaves his driving tactics to Mr. Alstrom. Christ Katsinas leaves his flashy socks to Bruce Baily. Ruby McCormick leaves her G. A. A. numerals to Mary lean McClure. David MacMillan leaves his interpretation of the Congo to Vachel Lindsay.

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Page Twenty-four CLASS PROPHECY You are cordially invited to a d67720725ll'6lfli07'l of our newly perfected Time-Machine, The Chroinotron, at 7230 on the second of lane, Class Night. Professor Lainprey ancl Associates P.W.A.P., D.W.P. fPr0fess0r W'ith0iit Any Proofj lD0ct0r With Past Q R.S.V.P. Ruth Clifford, while teaching piano to Charles Wikoff, sprained seven fingers. What next? Thumbs. Sonny Busey is following in the footsteps of the great Cincinnatus, having given up the plow to lead the armies of his country. Martha Coodwine, Interior Decorator Extraordinary, has just designed the Iani- tor's Playroom for the Builtless Hotel. Nancy Carter, ancient language specialist, has been digging up clay tablets in California. Stephen Cleaver, President of the Anti-Saloon League of New York, has just refused testimonials to eighteen fcount lemj tobacco companies. Ioanne Hills, honorary member of the Bob White Clarinet Club, has succeeded Culbertson as the Buddha of Bridge. Mary Squires, who secretly bought the R. C. A. Building, has just published her new book, Do You Have the Voice of a Man or a Mouse?-How to Develop It. Bill Bullock, having spent an average of four years in each class in the University, hopes to become a senior fairly soon. His instructors advise attendance at classes. Barbara Boulware is now the NEW EMILY POST. Betty Iones, former airline hostess, is running a crocodile ranch in Florida. Forrest Wilson is chef in the Hotel Metropole in Paris. His hobby is photo- graphing his own cakes. David Vestal, poet of the Russian Revolution, is just finishing his spicy play, The Life of Pushkin. Erna Wolf, Dynamic Speaker for Democracy, receives four thousand letters a week from admirers. Wayne Bell is now living prosperously on the salary he receives for teaching Advanced Agriculture at the U. of I. Ruby fRedj McCormick, boxing instructor for the Navy, is very busy with her housework, a difhcult task on a battleship.