University of Denver - Kynewisbok Yearbook (Denver, CO)

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4 Jones, Glenn. Quotes from Dr. Le Rnssignol frequently. She ha a large capacity for jokes and fudge. Attends all the School of Mines social affairs. Kklloo, Clauds. The official artist of the Junior Class and of the Y. M. C. A. Whenever he can spare the time from the ‘Tab he plays chess. We hope he isn't sent to save the heathen. We can't spare him, and if he looked fat they might not. Yes. Claude, test-tubes and Scotch gambits are safer. Mack, Violet. The spice of our class. It is said of her that she always recites when called upon. Otherwise she ably represents the Junior Class.

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Hood, Frances. Francos, not Little Red Riding. A loyal and enthusiastic student. She is principally noted as hostess for the Latin. French and German clubs. Horton, Thob. Since Thomas read in Bacon's Essays, No man should believe until he is convinced:” he has been his faithful disciple. Should anyone dare to dispute Thomas, he soon has the audacious one gasping for breath. It is said that Victory became so excited over his eloquence in the KynewUbok election that she lost her head. We are also told that he talked an arm off of the Venus de Milo. However, we are sceptical. Johnson, Victor. Our quiet, unassuming youth; the idol of all the college damsels and the terror of all the college sports. Were it not for his daily tramps, we firmly believe that the grass on the campus would stand a chance of becoming visible. 28

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Neil, Lloyd. The Kiris call him ‘‘Dearie.’' He boasts the daintiest foot and ankle in University Park, but insists that there are lots like it in Greeley. He is a faithful adherent of the “Houseof Kuppenheimer.” As Basket-Ball captain, he acquitted himself with glory. No. he didn’t play to the galleries. Raymond. Jesse. Here is our speculator and plunger. We expect him to put a crimp in Wall Street some day. He is very modest and quiet because he can't bear noise. Anything more than a Russell in the ha l annoys him tremendously. Ask him about it. Rowell, Mary Helen. Mary Helen is the most famous of the living humorists. She disputes with Mark Twain the priority of discovering the original seven jokes. It is asserted that she Inis seen the (M)int to all of Dr. Steele’s jokes, though this seems ineredible. Her serious efforts consist in writing half the cony for the Clarion and in playing “Aunt Mary.” .10