University of Denver - Kynewisbok Yearbook (Denver, CO)

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Hansen, Mildred. Still runs the water when the brook is deep ’ vou say? Certainly,' but who said Mildred is a brook? We still hold that, conversation is an art which should be judged by its continuity. If any one is in search of the facts, we advise him to hunt up Mildred. Mealy. Agnes. Wants Doe Miller to teach her how to make rarebit. She withdrew her name from the Post-Beauty Contest, thus giving the place to Marguerite Frey. Holland, Makt. This serious maiden makes an especial haunt of Dr. Phillips’ room, and it is claimed that her knowledge of outology and the sub-conscious field is unsurpassed. We are forced to rejoice that she did not turn her attention to the classics, for if she had. we fear she would have forced poor Leander to swim the Helles-pont, which might have been a very flesh-reducing operation. 27

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Emery, Bertha. Her time U spent in studying, and in figuring out scheme whereby she may avoid hurting people's feelings. Ergo, we cannot hurt hers. Emery, Lillian. Of the same family. Now we think that Emery is a name both sublime and poetical, and we would be perfectly satisfied with it, but tastes are different. We arc told that she expects to change it to— No, we can't tell a profound secret. Hauuit, Guy. The Beau Hrumtne! of t he school. This rosy-cheeked swain entered the university many moons ago. from the coming metropolis of Platte-ville. When he is not teaching the Prepjiers zu prechrn. he goes to class; that is. if there are no girls in sight. As editor of Junior Hummer he taught the world how to be caustic, yet delicate at the same time. 26

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Hood, Frances. Francos, not Little Red Riding. A loyal and enthusiastic student. She is principally noted as hostess for the Latin. French and German clubs. Horton, Thob. Since Thomas read in Bacon's Essays, No man should believe until he is convinced:” he has been his faithful disciple. Should anyone dare to dispute Thomas, he soon has the audacious one gasping for breath. It is said that Victory became so excited over his eloquence in the KynewUbok election that she lost her head. We are also told that he talked an arm off of the Venus de Milo. However, we are sceptical. Johnson, Victor. Our quiet, unassuming youth; the idol of all the college damsels and the terror of all the college sports. Were it not for his daily tramps, we firmly believe that the grass on the campus would stand a chance of becoming visible. 28