University of Denver - Kynewisbok Yearbook (Denver, CO)

Text from Pages 1 - 270 of the 1908 volume:

3 VOLUME XL by thp dJunior (Elaaa ' of 1909 uJu Anbrelu (Earnegie, by u� J?ooe generosity f?aB been aaaureb the realization of a better anb larger Benner Unlueraitij. mbtrlj be tlje rmbobiinrnt of our beat anb btgtyfBl ibeala for our belooeb alma mater, tt|ia book a gratefully bebirateb by the CUlaaa of 19D9. HForpfonrf) ¥ Elga Kynrlmabok ta to aljobi So all. tab0 of our Brhonl hiouli) knoin. (Our atrugglra. triumpha. aurrobiB, frara, (Our allg timra through paasittg yrara. Not all l{rrriu ia atrirtly nrto. rt all rnnrrrna our hrar B. 11.; Crt it mall. through akrtrh anil littr. ®l� r glorioua rlaaa of Naughty-ninr. £liattrrllar $ftirg A. fiurbtrl. A.ffl., fi.fi., HC.fi. (fconmiur of (Colorado fiJIjii has giorn to ficttbcr fiuibcr itg hi untiring rftnrta. fnrouragrmrnt, r ttrrgg and affrrtion ianr June 9. Sunday—Baccalaureate Sermon. June 10, Monday—Class Day. June 11, Tuesday—Alumni Dinner. June 11. Tuesday—Meeting of the Society of the University of Denver and annual meeting of the Board of Trustees of Colorado Seminary. June 12. Wednesday—Commencement. June I7-July 26, Monday to Friday—Summer School. September 9-10. Monday and Tuesday—Kxamination of Certificates for entrance. Seplcml or 11, Wednesday—Fall Term opens. September 13, Friday—Receptions by the Christian Association . September 15, Sunday—Conv« cation Sermon. September 20, Friday—Th Chancellor’s R« ception. November 28-29. Thursday and Friday—Thanksgiving Recess. December 6, Friday—Beckwith Prize Oratorical Contest. December 18, Wednesday—Fall Term closes. 1908 January 2, Thursday—Winter Term opens. January 5, Sunday—Convocation Sermon. January .'10, Thursday—Day of Prayer for Colleges. February 22, Saturday—Washington’s Birthday. March 211, Friday—Winter Term closes. March 21-30, Saturday to Monday—Spring Vacation. March 31, Tuesday—Spring Term opens. April 5, Sunday—Convocation Sermon. April 17, Friday—Arbor Day. May 1, Friday—High School Reception. May 30. Saturday—Memorial Day. June 14, Sunday—Baccalaureate Sermon. June 15. Monday—(’lass Day. June 16. Tuesday—Alumni Dinner. June 16, Tuesday—Meeting of the Society of the University of Denver and annual meeting of the Board of Trustees of Colorado Seminary. June 9-19. Tuesday to Friday—Special Summer School for Ministers. June 17. Wednesday—Commencement. June 17-July 28, Wednesday to Tuesday—Summer School. 11 « 12 Herbert Alonzo Howe, A.M., Sc.I). + H K A.B.. '75. University oC Chicago; A.M.. 77. University of Cincinnati; Sc.D. S4. Boston University. Fellow of the American Association for the Advancement of Science; Member of Die Astronomlsche Gesellschaft; Author of “A Study of the Sky. and “Elements of Descriptive Astronomy. Astronomical Investigations: Discovery of new double stars and new nebulae; Investigation of the nucleus of the Kreat comet of i m. Mathematical Investigations: Sow Methods of Solving Kepler’s Problem : Errors of Interpolated logarithm . Herbert Edwin Husbell, A.M.. iP S H. t B K. A.It.. Wesleyan University. 84; A M.. Wesleyan University. 87; 86-'87. (Jtaduatr Student In Mathematic and Physics at Johns Hopkins University: i?- 91. Teacher of Mathematics. Boys High School. Beading. Pa.: 91- 9S. Associate Professor of Mathematics. University of Denver: 98. Professor of Pure Mathematics. University of Denver; 98. Principal of Preparatory School. University of Denver. Am mi Bkaokokd Hyde. A.II., D.D. S.T.D. ♦ N 0. | D K. Prtifnsor Emeritus. A. B. IS. A. M. ’48. Wesleyan University; D-D. 58. 8.T.D. ’«$. Syracuse University 45- 6r. Professor of Latin, Casanovta Seminary. New York; f9- 84. Ihistorate of Kush-vllle. N. Y.; '84- 80. Professor of Greek. ‘80-'84. Professor of Hebrew and English literature. Alleghany College. Po.; 84- 90. Professor of Greek and I-utln; 90. Professor of Greek. Denver University. A founder of American Philological Association: Member of Oriental Society. Published Story of Methodism. and commentary on 8tory of Solomon and Ecclesiastes. James Edward Lk Rossig.nol, Ph.D. A.B.. McGill College. Montreal. 88. with honors in Natural Science and Logun Gold Medal; Ph.D. (Magna Cum Laude). University of l lpxlg. 99. FeBow in Psychology. Clark University. '92; Professor of Psychology and Ethics, Ohio University. '93-91; Professor of History and Economic . University of Denver. 94- 03; Professor of Economies and Social Science, University of Denver. rt3- 0S; Special Lecturer In Economics, in McGill College. 00. and in University of Wisconsin. Summer Session'. 04. Author of The Ethical Philosophy of Samuel Clarke. 1-clpxig. 92: Monopolies, Past and Present: Taxation In Colorado;” History of Higher Education. .3 Ira Kvqksk Cutler. A.M., A T 12 B 8.. Albion College. 93; A M.. University of Denver, '02; Post-graduate work. University of Chicago. Instructor In the Sciences, High School of Menominee. Mich.. '94-'97; Superintendent of Schools. Crystal Falls. Michigan. '97-'98; Professor of Biology and Geolog) . University of Denver. -9g—Director of Glee Club. •99—. AKite Crack Wirt. Ph.M., t B K. Syracuse University. University of Berlin. Professor of German. University of Denver. ’ On leave of absence. '06- 08. Daniel Edward Philiips, A.M., Ph.l). Graduate of West Virginia Slate Normal School. '90; Principal. Public Schools, Phll-Hppl. West Virginia. '90-'9I; A.B.. University of Nashville. 93; AM. Ibid.. 91; Scholar In Psychology. Clark University. '94-March. ’96; Professor of Pedagogy. Normal IH partment. University of Georgia. '95-97; Honorary Scholar in Psychology. Clark University. 97; Fellow. '97-98. Ph D., Clark University. ’98; Professor of Philosophy and Education. University of Denver, 98-—. Author of the following pumphtets: “The End of Education. Courses of Study for Common Schools, Genesis of Number Forms. Number and Its Application. Psychologically Considered. The Teaching Instinct. Elective System In American Education. Wilber D. Engle. Ph. !)., A T Q. I) y A B. Albion College. '93; A.M.. Albion College. ’04; Ph.D.. Columbia University, ’98. Instructor In Chemistry. Albion College. 93- 96; Professor of Chemistry. University of Denver. ’96; Professor of Chemistry. Denver and Gross College of Medicine, '99. Member of German Chemical Society; Member of American Chemical 8oclety; Member of Western Association of Technical Chemistry. 14 Etta L. Miller. A.M. A.B.. '92. Smith Collet ; A.M.. ’97. Smith Collette. Studied two years at Stanford. ’97- 99. University of Munich. '04. 92-'93. Instructor of English Literature. Napa Collette. California; '93-’94, Assistant Principal of Public Schools. Napa, Cal if or nla; 94-'97, Assistant English Department at Smith College; 99—, Instructor of English literature at University of Denver. Wjlbck K. Stkklk. A.M.. 8.T.I). A.B., Syracuse University. 72; A.M.. Syracuse University. '75; 8.T.D., Syracuse University, '93. Studied at University of Berlin. ’S - ; at University of Oxford. 99. Professor of Biblical Science. University of Denver. 92—. Frank Hi nt Hukd Roberts, A.M., Ph.D. Il.Ped. and B.Ph.. Ohio University, '92; A.M.. Kenyon College. '99; Ph.D., University of Denver, '03. Principal. Wyoming State Normal School, and Professor of Education. Wyoming State University. 99-‘©3; Professor of History and Political Science. University of Denver. Author of A Civil Government of Ohio, and “A Civil Government of Wyoming. Member of The Colorado School Masters’ Club; Ohio Common School Life Certificate. 95; Ohio High School Life Certificate. '96. Gertrude H. Bbcgs, Ph.D.. 11 B «b A.B.. University of Denver 93; Yale University Graduate School. Scholar. '98-’99. Principal. Academic Deportment. 8tanley llnll. Minneapolis. 99-’00: Yale University Graduate School. '0©-'©l; Professor of l atin. University of Denver. '01-93; Yale University Graduate 8ohool. Fellow. (B- 04 (Ph.D. in Greek); Professor of Greek. University of Denver. 04—. 15 Arthur Hf.xkv I!armor. A.M.. Ph.D., S K K, 2 A E. Assistant in College Isitln. Ohio Wesleyan University. � -'� 4; A.B. Ohio Wesleyan University. '� «; A.M . Ohio Wealsymn University. '96. Professor of Uatln and Creek In Ashland ( oi-legc. and Professor of latln and Greek and Vice-President In Union College and Missouri Wesleyan Cottage. ‘M-'Ol; A. M.. Harvard University. ’03: offered a scholarship in Chicago University. '0«; Acting Professor of Greek. W� � slcyan University, ’05: Ph.D.. Boston University, '06; Professor of I atln. University of Denver. '06—. Julian Thomas Barclay, A.M. 81udled Modern lutuguagcs Abroad, '93-'97; Studied Koinuncc UinKungrs at Cornell. ’99-'0l; at Yale. A.M. 0 . Yale. 02-’05. A.B.. Bethany College. West Virginia, '98 Professor of Latin and Greek. Hamilton College. I exiiigton. Kentucky, ’89-'00 , Profes-sor of Greek and Spanish. Bethany College. 00-'02; Assistant Professor of Romance l nnguaK -s. Ixtulslunu State University. ‘05-'07; Professor of Romance I� niKuages. University of Denver. 07—. Dorothea K. Bioos, A.B. A.B., University of Denver. Studied at University of Berlin and at Pes-talozzi FYoebel Haus. Berlin. 01. Instructor In German. Fort Collins High School; Instructor In German. Iowa Slate College. oS-06; Instructor In German. University of Denver. '06—. Ida Kku.sk Mr Karla nk, A.M. A.B., Vassax College. f06; A.M., Vassar College. '07. Professor of English Coin posit Ion, University of Denver. 07—. 16 I). Shaw Duncan, A M., Hi.I). Graduated from Taylor University In 00, and received tht degree of A.M. from the name Institution In '04. Principal of Walnut Street Night School. Johnstown, Pennsylvania. in 01- 02. In '02 and ’03 «U a graduate student In the Uni ted-Free Chureii College. Glasgow. Scotia nd. ITofeasor of Greek in 04. and of History In '05. In Taylor University. Received the degree of Ph.D. from the University of Denver in 06. Instructor of History in the University of Denver In 07. and Assistant Professor In 08. Klla K. Mkthkku, A.B. A.H., University of Chicago. Assistant Professor of l.atln. University of Denver. 06- ; Dean of Women. University of Denver. ’00—. Pbiiuj S. Kingsley, A.11. A.B.. Central College for Women. Islington. Missouri. Graduate work In Expression. Central Collie. Pupil In ('huuutu iua School of Expression; Studied with Mrs. Bertha Kuntx Baker, New York; Mrs. Emily M. Bishop. New York, and Mr. S. H. Clarke. I'nlverslty of Chicago. Director of Expression and Physical Training. Central College. Instructor In Oratory at University of Denver. '07—. Samuel A. 1.of(iii. A M.. Ph.D. A.B.. Baker University, '88; A M.. Baker University. '91; Ph.D., Baker University. 'OS; Student In the School of Theology of Boston University. '89-'90; In Garrett Biblical Institute. '90-'9L Acting Professor of Latin In Baker University. 9S-'94; Professor of English and History in B;� ker University. '� 4-’96; Professor of Greek Language and Literature In Baker University W- 'jS; Assistant In Greel and English In University of Denver. ‘Vi- 17 John Picter Kof.iii.kh, A.B. A.II.. University of Nebraska. 02; Post-graduate work at Chicago University, '©L'-'OS; Chicago Theological Seminary. 04. Assistant Foot-hall Coach at Chicago University, 03; Athletic Director of Uiwrcnco University. Wisconsin. '04-’0$. Instructor In German, and Athletic Director of University of Denver, 06—. Saka M. Talbott. M.O. Boon Saxon College of Oratory. Director of Physical Culture for Women, Uni verslty of Denver. 07—. Leandeh Y. Welch. A.B. A.B.. rnlvenltf of Denver. 07. Instructor In Biology and Geology since 04. Owen B. Trout, A.B. Ohio Wnltyto University, Delaware, Ohio, 'OS-'OJ. Instructor in Mathematics and Science. Humboldt College. Iowa. '04-'Qi. A.B., University of Denver. '•T. Instructor In Mathe-matlca. University of Denver. B.8., National Normal University, Lettanon. Ohio. 18 Hn flfoemoriam 0r. SJaittpa S. SUpatljatipr flirli January 1. 1908 ffltlliam 3J. (£0ltrpU fliril JBaij 1. laor 4 19 (T ir Huniar Hail! favored of the gods,— D. IVa fairest Mower! It is the Junior a perfect bloom .Matured in wisdom a bower. 20 'Jfe Allen, Kathkyn. Kathryn is the I niversify politician, also the busiest person in school. She makes the world move. Archimedes needed a fulcrum. Kathryn doesn’t. “The woman who deliberates is lost.” says Addison, and Kathryn never intended to be lost. It was she who inspired the venerable motto: • 8mile and Push.” AkMITAGE, il.VXKL. The only really bashful member of the class. This has been proved to the disappointment of many a would-be gallant, who also discovered that Hazel has an aversion to anything masculine. However, we flatter ourselves that it is not altogether hopeless. If you are handsome anil elegant and prrsistent. wr trust there may ill 1m :i chance llMtriini.oMKw. Lucy. Quiet, serene and dignified. Her tranquility could not he disturbed by anything, either potential or conceivable. She positively ‘taboos anything foolish and frivolous, hence the young bloods of L). U. But we understand that some fellows outside of «chool are,—well, are different. 21 Herr, Doris. ThLH tripping lassie came to us this vcar from a town she calls New York, and which she considers quite different from University Park. We had never heard of it. but she says it can be found on the big map in room No. 13. Her smile is bewitching. and her chief amusement is hunting flaws. She vehemently disclaims any relationship to “Denver Best Soap, and affirms once more, that it is no credit to be “best '’ except in New York. Bowkk. L. W. We have hopes of living long enough to sec some trouble in which this bold youth is not involved. When not thus strenuously employed, he pulls wires (political.) The fact that he is secretary of St. Leo’s Sunday School is sufficient proof of his piety. Howmng, O. S. Has a large collection of second-hand text-books, almost new, which he will sell at very low figures. He is a student of Kdgar A. Poe and “Taxation in Colorado.” Has great presence of mind when called upon, and it is understood that he recited in oratory on March 6. 22 Bradford, Rollie. Of all the ex-managers of the Clarion, Rollie is the only one who has not succumbed to matrimony. Queer! isn't it? But he faces the situation bravely. He is still “Peggy-ng along. When it comes to the last turn, put your chips on Rollie. Brandon, Grace. Here is our best type of the demure and quiet damsel. She occupies herself with her own business and expects others to do likewise. It is said that when a child, she once became boisterous, but the myth has no believers. Carson, Helen. The faculty's greatest joy. She carries 30 hours—or more, and she carries them all alone, and far above the danger line. We are told that we should regard her as a model, but we doubt it. 23 Clank. Roy. This promising youth has distinguished himself by diting the Clarion. He not only writes bombast, but shouts it. and the prophets say he will some day Ik a mighty stump-speaker. As an editor he has' won fame, by the substitution of the cleaver for the blue pencil. He professes to adore Browning, but flies into a frenzy when anyone mentions Poe. Why? Because, the old rascal had the nerve to write the poem To Violet.” and then died before R. L. could hurl an « ditorial at him. Croix, R. L. This great logieian hails from the state of Illinois, but he is by no means a sucker. While in his native state he made himself complete master of its legal red tape. This knowledge lie imparts to the classes in political science in bunches, and the last installment is anxiously awaited. Davis, C. W. We beg leave to introduce the only living specimen of the human form divine. As surh, his admiring fel- low students all look up to him. Ills manner is lofty, and his appearance is elevated. 24 Dowling, P. H. Ph.D., not D—Ph.—A handsome, dashing youth who says that he expects to give the Rum Demon a knock-out punch, and then go into the missionary field. No, this isn't bravery; he knows no heathen would mistake him for something really edible. Until then he will haunt these classic halls and smile benignly. Dkessor, Edith. She not only governs herself, but she is quite successful in governing others. Her especial field of endeavor is dramatics, in which she is generally leading lady, coach, financial manager, and spiritual adviser. We fear there will he an awful slump in student activities when she leaves us. Drummond, Edna. Wears glasses and a pompadour. Is doing special research work in Adolescence. She gently leads the Preps, through the precarious fields of Algebra. 25 Emery, Bertha. Her time U spent in studying, and in figuring out scheme whereby she may avoid hurting people's feelings. Ergo, we cannot hurt hers. Emery, Lillian. Of the same family. Now we think that Emery is a name both sublime and poetical, and we would be perfectly satisfied with it, but tastes are different. We arc told that she expects to change it to— No, we can't tell a profound secret. Hauuit, Guy. The Beau Hrumtne! of t he school. This rosy-cheeked swain entered the university many moons ago. from the coming metropolis of Platte-ville. When he is not teaching the Prepjiers zu prechrn. he goes to class; that is. if there are no girls in sight. As editor of Junior Hummer he taught the world how to be caustic, yet delicate at the same time. 26 Hansen, Mildred. Still runs the water when the brook is deep ’ vou say? Certainly,' but who said Mildred is a brook? We still hold that, conversation is an art which should be judged by its continuity. If any one is in search of the facts, we advise him to hunt up Mildred. Mealy. Agnes. Wants Doe Miller to teach her how to make rarebit. She withdrew her name from the Post-Beauty Contest, thus giving the place to Marguerite Frey. Holland, Makt. This serious maiden makes an especial haunt of Dr. Phillips’ room, and it is claimed that her knowledge of outology and the sub-conscious field is unsurpassed. We are forced to rejoice that she did not turn her attention to the classics, for if she had. we fear she would have forced poor Leander to swim the Helles-pont, which might have been a very flesh-reducing operation. 27 Hood, Frances. Francos, not Little Red Riding. A loyal and enthusiastic student. She is principally noted as hostess for the Latin. French and German clubs. Horton, Thob. Since Thomas read in Bacon's Essays, No man should believe until he is convinced:” he has been his faithful disciple. Should anyone dare to dispute Thomas, he soon has the audacious one gasping for breath. It is said that Victory became so excited over his eloquence in the KynewUbok election that she lost her head. We are also told that he talked an arm off of the Venus de Milo. However, we are sceptical. Johnson, Victor. Our quiet, unassuming youth; the idol of all the college damsels and the terror of all the college sports. Were it not for his daily tramps, we firmly believe that the grass on the campus would stand a chance of becoming visible. 28 4 Jones, Glenn. Quotes from Dr. Le Rnssignol frequently. She ha a large capacity for jokes and fudge. Attends all the School of Mines social affairs. Kklloo, Clauds. The official artist of the Junior Class and of the Y. M. C. A. Whenever he can spare the time from the ‘Tab he plays chess. We hope he isn't sent to save the heathen. We can't spare him, and if he looked fat they might not. Yes. Claude, test-tubes and Scotch gambits are safer. Mack, Violet. The spice of our class. It is said of her that she always recites when called upon. Otherwise she ably represents the Junior Class. Neil, Lloyd. The Kiris call him ‘‘Dearie.’' He boasts the daintiest foot and ankle in University Park, but insists that there are lots like it in Greeley. He is a faithful adherent of the “Houseof Kuppenheimer.” As Basket-Ball captain, he acquitted himself with glory. No. he didn’t play to the galleries. Raymond. Jesse. Here is our speculator and plunger. We expect him to put a crimp in Wall Street some day. He is very modest and quiet because he can't bear noise. Anything more than a Russell in the ha l annoys him tremendously. Ask him about it. Rowell, Mary Helen. Mary Helen is the most famous of the living humorists. She disputes with Mark Twain the priority of discovering the original seven jokes. It is asserted that she Inis seen the (M)int to all of Dr. Steele’s jokes, though this seems ineredible. Her serious efforts consist in writing half the cony for the Clarion and in playing “Aunt Mary.” .10 Savage, H. II. No, he is not as vicious as his name and his looks would lead one to believe. Only during a close debate does he foam at the mouth and tear his hair. At all other times he has all the airs of domestication. Seaman. Allene. Allene is our independent thinker. One of her greatest pleasures is to invent opinions that are original and startling. Her other greatest pleasure is—well, never mind. If you are very observing you may be able to guess. Su vai . Grace. Always ready to work for the class Has made several appearances on the stage and expects to have her picture in the “Munsey” some day. 31 Sterling. Charles. The co-ed’s delight. As a fUMer he is irresistible, and very much of a monoiMJlist. Not long ago n number of his attempted rivals tried to pen him up. but owing to a habit of his he took his pen in hand” and skiddoood with it. Since then he has run at large. Stevens, Mary. Spent $3.95 telephoning for pictures for the annual. Has a strong pull” with the dents. Hard thinker and carries the record for new and original thought. Stocker. Kathryn. This studious maiden lives to learn: therefore has not lived in vain. She is the Junior Class’s prize scholar. If every one sawed off Latin in such monstrous chunks, we ure sure it should become quite exhausted. 22 Templin, C. O. • C. O. came to us from Trinidad some time ago, bringing the famous T?mp-lin family with him. It is asserted! that he is the inventor of the Quaker Oats smile; he is at any rate its chief exponent. If any one thinks that beauty and wisdom are antagonistic. he should call on C. O. Tucker, Ethel. The proto-type of the Gibson-girl was born just sixteen summers ago. and emigrated to Denver University in time to bo a member of the class of ’09. Since that time she has spent her spare time in collecting fraternity hat-pins, for which she has a rare and especial genius. She expects her collection to be complete by June. Welker, Muriel. This stately maiden tried to run away to Boulder this year, but she could not live without Dr. Ilarrop’s classes, so came back. She goes through the lands of the Latins ifoot. us she has an aversion to ponies. Juniors CLASS OFFICERS. Guy Hammitt............................ Victor Johnson ........................ Helen Rowell........................... Lloyd Neill............................ ,.... President Y ice-President .....Secretary ... .Treasurer CLASS COLORS. Blue and White. ★★★ Cl.ASS FLOWER. Anemone. ★★★ CLASS MOTTO. Facere aut rumperc. CLASS YELL. Freshman? Naw! Sophomore? Bah! Senior? Pshaw! Junior? Yah! Fine! Fine! Superfine! We’re the Clans of Nineteen Nine! our mascot 34 History of the Class of 1909 rSome sixty centuries ago an event took place which was to he of tremendous importance in the world’s history—the placing of Adam in the Garden of Eden. This event was important, because it made possible the Class of 1909. Of the generations of our ancestors and the mighty men among them who struggled to maintain this possibility—of the Mussel-men; of the heart-breaking voyage of Columbus and the blood-curdling exploits of Buffalo Bill, only lengthy courses in room No. 13 can give a worthy conception. Be the past as it may, the Class of 1909 came into existence on the 12th day of September, 1905. And no one could well l e ignorant of our existence, for we came forth with a crash and a bang; with a big blue flag that waved over the campus for three days, undefiled by the touch of the Sophomore; and with glaring of posters, that told this same Sophomore that he and his class had ceased this mortal life and had to be interred by the Freshman. And when the mighty Chancellor had tenderly (?) persuaded us to haul down our flag and wash our posters off, the wise ones scratched their heads, and said: “Ah, some life has come into the school; surely they will not allow things to lag.” And if they referred to the Sophomores, we certainly fulfilled expectations. We kept them on the jump for their lives. Buie No. 5, on the back of the Registration Card, “Sophomores are positively prohibited from hazing Freshmen,” pleased us immensely and we enforced it to the letter. But we could not make them fight. We published a Freshman number of the Clarion (the best of the year, too) in which we ridiculed them, and satirized them, and lampooned them, but it all availed us naught; their spirit was like that of a Greeley potato. In distress we sought revenge on the Juniors, and tossed their president with such vigor that the blanket was split and a tragedy was narrowly avert e I. Our last despairing thrust at the Sophomores was made on May-day, when we hoisted their effigy on the campus. But,alas! wiser heads than ours had decreed that the innocent had suffered sufficiently, ami over the touching scenes that followed, we must tenderly draw the veil. These efforts were merely recreation, however, we did not give all our time to terrorizing the helpless and disturbing the faculty. We struggled manfully with surds and logarithms, with Shakespeare, and the times of Napoleon. And we secured our full share of college honors. We won the Freshman-Sophomore Oratories’ Contest, the Clarion prize for the l est story, and the Ky-nrwi fbok story ami poem contest. We proved our worth •and we have tried our might, and we confidently awaited the future. As Sophomores, times were no longer troubled, because we did not choose to have them so. We disapproved of the pranks that had delighted us the year l efore, and refused to permit them. When the Freshmen attempted our old flag stunt, we simply hauled the little green rag down, and pursued “the even tenor of our way.” Neverthelass, we kept ourselves well toward 35 the head of affairs. Both the manager and the editor of the Clarion were of our class, and again we won the Freshman-Sophomore Oratorical Contest, and tied for first place in the local contest; the only contests taking place throughout the year. And then we gave a Class Play. The theater trust offered us thousands to desist, but we spurned all their advances, and gave our show. Our success may be judged by the number of imitations we have had this year. And this brings us down to the present time. The editor of the Clarion is still a Junior, and so is the Captain of the basket-ball team. We have won no contests because there have been none. No one seems to desire to compete with us. bast November our altruism prompted us to get out a paper called the Junior Hammer, in which we showed our fellow-students the error of their ways, and we hope they have reformed. This has been the only event of the year, and with it our history ends. In narrating times as great and startling as these our minds have been filled with awe, our emotions have been touched and our imaginations kindled. Our thoughts have been elevated far above the vulgar earth, to places beyond our ken. And somewhere in that indefinite infinitude, known as the Great Beyond, we can sec the shade of a mighty man, beaming down upon us, the Class of 1909. His chest swells with pride, and his face shines with satisfaction. “And to think, Eve dearest,” he says to the lady shade who stands beside him, “to think they are our children.” Finis. 36 Senior. The River of Hope is frozen, The flowers lie buried dee ); And cold on the tree of knowledge iPf UJi weep. rrtA 37 “us r- Ero. P«nist for pjf -atin rillK. ,n|Crt : , CwS Arc',n- Piano in V'. ,,ev® in nu„ 'lajor: History • ■ rle E aub-p Any .,|d dddt ii'dd’ ? Enn. Sfefffy;, Minor: Krone aity of Denrer, '07 A B 1 niv My C reed; To be wise beyond rny yea Fhaski.ix Ilblky Hadolky, 2 A E Mrtj« •r: Matliematics. .Minor: Econom-iru. Member of Glee Club, '03-'04-'05-'00-'07-'08; Assistant Manager Track Team. '04: Manager Track Team, '0.5; A ssistarit Manager Football Team. 04: Member of Athletic Hoard, 04-,0.V'07-’08; Basket-ball Team, '07-'08; ICciitor-in-Chief KyncwUbok. 07. Mv Creed: 1 believe, tintly, in myself; 'secondly, in my abilities; thirdly, in niy wiadom: and. fourthly, in rny charms. 33 Lorena Valera Beaver, 2 K. Major? : History, Psychology. Minor: German. Chairman of Annunl Committee, ’06; Intercollegiate Secretary. V. V. C. A., UV06; Y. W. C. A. Cabinet. '06- 08: Member of German Club; Member of Girls’ Glee Club, '07-'08; Librarian • of Girls’ Glee Club. ’07-’08; Delegate to State Convention. Y. W. C. A., ’05- 06. My Creed: To have but not to hold. (The right man is out of town.) Oka Lee Bowman. T t It. Major: Latin. Minor: Chemistry. Soloist for Glee Club in ’05-’06; S« cre-tary of Sophomore Class. ’05-’06: Entertainment Committee Y. W. C.. A., ’07-'08: Vice-President of French Club, 07-'08; Chairman of Membership Committee of Latin Club. ’07-’08. My Creed: 1 live to eat. Even when I’ve finished I want Moore. Paul Frederick Bkiimexdkx. HE. Major: Chemistry. Minors: Economics, Psychology. Member Utah Debating Team. '06: Manager Clarion, ’07-’06; Member Debuting Club; Member German Club. My Creed: To collect Clarion subscrip-lions at least OHM if not oftenOT. Loka Butler. Major: Mathematic Minors: Psychology, Education. Member of Y. W. C. A. My Creed: To make perfect by practice. 39 Berness Bunoer. Major: History. Minor: Mathematics. Graduate of Wheatridge High School. ’03; Member of Y. W. C. A. My Creed: To get my money’s worth from my library fee. Inez Lucile Bye as, n B4 Major: Chemistry. Minor: French. Secretary of Freshman Class. '05: Treasurer of Y. W. C. A. Convention, ’00; Treasurer of Senior Class, ’07-’08; Member of Y. W. C. A. My Creed: Mere man is but a trifle, anil I don’t care to trifle. Margaret Ski.i.kck Carman, T t B. Major: French. Minor: Latin. Vice-President of Sophomore Class. '05; Vice-President of Junior Class. ’07: Assistant Editor of Kynrvinbok. ’07: President of French Club, ’08: Assistant in French Department. '07-08. My Creed: I believe that absence makes the heart grow fonder. Edward Conley Ciink. 2 A E. Major: Mathematics. Minors: Physics. Chemistry. Assistant in Department of Physics. Mv Creed: Spending nothing but my time, and I win. a lap ahead the guy who sloughs his tin. 40 Lino Ellen Cooper, 2 K. Major: English. Minor: Romance Languages. Graduate of Holdrcdge. Nebraska. High School; Graduate Emerson College of Oratory, Boston; Reader with Girls’ Glee Club. ’07; Reader with Glee Club and Orchestra. ’07; Member of French Club; Instructor in English Department of Preparatory School. ’07. My Creed: 1 believe in chaps all right, but more in chaperones. Anhik H. Doughty. Majors: Latin, German. Minor: Greek. Member of Latin Club; Member of German Club; Member of Volunteer Band; Member of Y. W. C. A. My Creed: I believe in the Heathen. Anklbekt A. Fonkkn. Majors: Philosophy. Psychology. Minors: History, Economics. President Intercollegiate Prohibition Association. '03; State President of Intercollegiate Prohibition Association. ’06-’07; State Treasurer of Intercollegiate Prohibition Association. '07-08; Annual Board. 06-’07; Y. M. C. A. Cabinet; Debating Club. My Creed: 1 believe in the three P’s— Predestination, Presbyterianism and Prohibition. Eva Cobb Davis, T ! B. Mai lor: Mathematics. Minors: German, English. Graduate from State Preparatory School. Boulder, Colorado, ’0.3; Woman’s College of Baltimore. ’04-’06; Delegate to Y. W. C. A. Conference. Cascade, Colorado. ’07; Literary Editor of Kynewisbok. ’07; Assistant Instructor in Department of Mathematics, ’08; Member of French Club. My Creed: I believe in making each smile Bonnier than the last. 41 Charlotte Grace Hii.dkbka.ni . Major: German. Minors: Psychology, Education and French. Instructor in German Department; Personal Editor of Clarion, ’07-’08; Member of German Club; Member of French Club. My Creed: I believe in flirtations, scientific and otherwise. Orika May Frost. Major: Education. Minor: English. Graduated from High School. Load. South Dakota; Graduated from Normal School, Spear fish, South Dakota; Entered University of Denver. '07. My Creed: I believe in growing old gracefully. Mary Linhhaugh Gallup, r i b. Major: French. Minor: English. B.M., University of Denver; Assistant Instructor in College of Music; Y. W. C. A. Cabinet. My Creed: 1 believe in being last, but not least. Eva Hahrison. Major: Latin. Minor: Greek. Graduate of East Side High School, ’04; Secretary of Latin Club; Treasurer of Junior Class; Member of Y. V. C. A. My Creed: 1 believe in so conducting myself as to be worthy to receive a recommendation for membership in the A. C. A. 42 Oho K. Holley. Major: Mathematics. Minor: Economics. Entered from Wheatridge High School; Vice-President of Senior Class, '08. My Creed: I believe in sacrificing my own interests to those of my class. Robert Hugh Hopkins. Majors: Mathematics, Chemistry. Minor: German. President Chess Club. '08; Treasurer of Debating Club; Member of German Club. My Creed: To win by hook or by (c)rook. Hubert Shattuck Howe, B O H. Major: Biology. Minor: Chemistry. President of Senior Class, ’08; President of Golf and Tennis Club, ’05-’06; Member of Y. M. C. A. My Creed: To be popular is better than to obey. Julian Osgood How B « II. Assistant at Chamberlin Observatory; Delegate to State Y. M. C. A. Convention at Canon City, '06-'07; ami to Greeley, '07-'08; Member of Glee Club and Orchestra, ’06-’07-’08; Assistant Manager of Glee Club, '06-’07; Manager of Glee Club, ’07-’08; Member of Debating Club. ’06-’07: Treasurer of German Club, ’05-’06. My Creed: I believe in having a little innocent fun. 43 Bernhardina Johnson . Major: Latin. Minors: Psychology. Philosophy. President of Latin Club; Assistant in Preparatory Latin Department; Y. V. C. A. Cabinet. My Creed: I believe that cleanliness is next to godliness. Mabel Luella Kuhn-let. Majors: Psychology. Education. Mi- nors: English. German. Graduate of Colorado State Normal School. My Creed: 1 believe in looking before 1 leap, even if this is I cap Year. Emily Margaret Marks. Majors: English. Economics. Minors: Oratory. Sociology. Senior Committee for County l’air; Vice-President of Dramatic Club; Chairman of Executive Committee of Dramatic Club; “Juliet .Mcl tooth Demosthenes”; “Mrs. Willis Campbell in ‘The Unexpected Guests’.” My Creed: To scatter sunbeams along my way. Lucy Southwick Moore, r ♦ b. Majors: History, English. Minor: Psychology . Member of Social Committee Y. W. C. A.: Joke E litor of Annual Board, ’OS; Chairman Social Committee of Class for '04-’05; Instructor in English in Preparatory Department. My Creed: To champion the Preps, and become the college widow. 44 Yasuma Nakamura. Majors: Philosophy. Psychology. Minor: Mathematics. Secretary of Y. M. C. A., '01-02. Chinzci College, Japan; President of Y. M. C. A., '03, Chinzci College, Japan; Graduate of Chinzci College; lns|H ctor of College Dormitory, '01-'03; College Debating Club. '03; Representative of Tokyo for Y. M. C. A. General Conference, 02. My Creed: To be a living exam ole of the words “� Still waters run deep.” 9 4, Ei.lkn Marie Oviatt, M.D. Major: Biology. Minor: Chemistry. Graduate Conway Institute, Memphis, Tennessee. '91; Hahnemann Medical College, Chicago, '96; Denver Gross Medical College, '02. My Creed: To either kill or cure. Leon Rubens. Major: Mathematics. Minor: Chem- istry. My Creed: I believe that u fellow may be a Reuben and still not be a jay. Una Gkktrudk Ruth, AHA Major: Chemistry. Minor: German. Entered as Senior from the State University of Wisconsin. My Creed: 1 believe the Senior gown is mightier than the Junior tax and glory. 45 Homkk Sluts. Majors: Psychology, Philosophy. Minors: Economics. Biblical Science. Graduate of Danville High School. Danville. Ohio. 02: President of Y. M. C. A.. '07; Member of Glee dub. '05-'06; Member of IXebating Club. ’05-'06; Delegate at I,akc Geneva Student Conference. ’05: Associate Editor of Kynewisbok. '07. My Creed: “Beneath my wishbone lies the simnle wish to Ik here, in this pond, tne only fish.” Fkkda Stamm. Major: Chemistry. Minor: Mathe- matics. Graduate of East Denver High School, '05; Member of Y. W. C. A. My Creed: I don’t believe in walking on the cainnus when all the boys are in the laboratory. Jous Milo Tait, 5 A E. Maj ion: History, Economics. Minor: Chemistry. Freshman Football Team. '04-'05; Football Team, ’07- 08; .Assistant Manager of Football Team, ’06- 07; Manager of Football Team, ’07-’08: Member of Debating Club, '05-07; Track Team, '05-’06. My Creed: That time is money and that it is cheaper to pay two dollars than to attend class. Charles Odbll Thuiodkau, 2 A E. Major: Biblical Science. Minor: Natural Science. Vice-President of Y. M. C. A., '07; President of Junior Class.'07; Yell Leader, '06; Captain Baseball Team, '06; Delegate National Convention of Student Volunteer Movement at Nashville. Tennessee, '06; Member of Annual Board, 07; Secretary of Board of Managers of Press Club, 08. My Creed: I believe in excused exams., holiday celebrations, trolley-rides and walking as an agn eable exercise. 4$ Emily Margaret Wade. Major: History. Minora: Psychology, Education and Natural Science. Member of Y. W. C. A. My Creed: I believe in the Junior Clam—individually, rather than collectively. Paul Vininu Wrmt. Majors: Biblical Science, Hemetica. Minor: Psychology. President of Doe House, '05-'l)6; President of Prohibition League, '05-’07; Religious Work Chairman Y. M. C. A., ’07-’08; Member of Y. M. C. A.; Member of Dramatic Club; Member of French Club; Member of Oratorical Association. My Creed: 1 do not believe in cuts”— not even hair cuts. Lydia Adelaide Wilber. Major: Mathematics. Minors: French, German. S«Tretary of Junior Class, ’07; Member of Annual Board; Secretary of Senior Class, 08: Assistant in the Department of Mathematics. My Cn ed: To cultivate letter writing and dignity of mien as fine arts. Minnetonka Nadine Williams. Major: History. Minor: English. Graduate from East Denver High School, ’04; Member of Y. W. C. A; Member of Les Knfants Sans Souci, '06. My Creed: To live in contentment and let the rabble strive. 47 Blossom HEXRY. Majors: Latin, French. Minor: Chemistry. Member of Latin Hub; Member of French Club: Member of Y. W. C. A. My Creed: 1 believe in the psychological altruistic mentality of mankind. President...... Vice-President Secret ary Treasurer.... CLASS OFFICERS. . .H. S. Howe 0. K. Holley Lydia Wilder ...Inez Byeiis COLORS. Lavender and White. YELL. Qui sumus? Qui sumus? Head of the College supremus, 1907, Rah! Rah! Rah! S-E-N-I-O-R—Senior. 48 Sophomore. This Is a painful season,— Sophs struggle to be free; The hud half out—the flower half-blown, But still fast to the tree. 49 50 Sophomore Class. offices . President ......... Vice-President Eh not H kn n i xts Secretarv. Treasurer COLORS. Red and White . FLOWER. Carnation. “1910” Being a Story of College Life, ♦or homo t. The old building seemed to smile in the hazy light of the early September morning. Perhaps she was thinking of her sons and daughters, who had- gone heyond her walls, out into the great world. As the morning passed, the old smile of welcome was everywhere, but sometimes a shade of anxiety cVept into it, and the trees seemed to stretch out their branches as though looking for something very dear to them. At last the maples waved their arms in greeting and I niversity Hall was gayer, for her dearest child had returned. And 1910 whispered softly to the trees and the grass and the ojd gray building: “flrand old I). II.! We will help you some this yfcar. Then the trees and the grass and the old grey budding whispered back: “Dear Sophomores! We will teach you this year.” They were both very happy; the old grey building and the gay young students, and thus the year began. Soon the old building was sad, for one night a Hag of blue and gold was nailed on. her cupola. She called to her favorite sons for aid, and 1910 heard an l took down the blue and yellow' plaything. The next morning a crimson a and white banner defied the Freshman from the flagstaff Those Sophomore men and maidens began to i the} had learned that, although cramming is often expedient, “it is one of the evils of our present educational system.” They studied everything—Astronomy. Botany. Co-t hi-cution, Differential Kquations, French. CIreek and so on down the line, even to Zoology. The Faculty and Seniors said: • The Juniors said: “Sniorttea. But the Freshmen only marveled. With that course in co-education, 191(1 gave a party to'OK. A palm-reader told the Seniors of great fortunes, dark men and fair ladies, of honor and careers. 51 She told I lie Sophomores of strong character, of talent and the honor of future generations. Then they ate blue ice cream and red mints. Ami the Seniors said again: “Noble Sophomores.” The Juniors only: “Smarti w.” Ami the Freshmen marveled. A night came when University Hall was full of strange things: strolling minstrels, Grixka girls, gypsies, foreigners with swarthy faces, and venders of many wares. From a booth of crimson and white, the Sophomores sold “popcorn, peanuts and chewing gum.” Tandy sales are common, but no other Sophomore girls ever gave one for the benefit of that new green V. Y U. A. carpet. Only a few know what the Dean dill when Bill asked that the Sophomore men might sell candy. I erliape he gasped, perhaps he thought that such candy would only harm those who bought, so he gave permission. For list of fatalities • Post. One day out in a corner of tin? campus some little Freshman boys were playing. I don’t rare.’ one little bov said, “even if most of the football team were Sophs, ami even if Sophs, were in the basket-ball team, and even if most the whole class is in the glee club, and if some of ’em can play chess ami tennis; They needn't think they're so smart.” “I’ll just bet,’’ said a second little boy, “we can bent 'em in basket-ball, • :ill the sattiej Once more poor 1911 had to be taught it place. The score of that game, 17- , we feel sorry for those Freshmen, but perhaps they will learn. « The skv is blue and the grass is coming again, and on the eaves of University Hall the birds are chattering and callingto the spring. And the old grey building and the grass and the budding trees whisper to 1910: “Dear 1910! You are learning from me day by day, you are young and strong and courage not for to-morrow, no, nor years; for I shall strengthen you and guard you through nil time ’ Ami 1910 asks. “Kynt urisbok, 1910?” “Never fear, my child, it will come as all else has come, through your work, and at last, at your call.” Pkhsis ItUTII Paukkil SOPHOMORE JOK128. Any Sophomore wishing to know what lias .become o! the money collected this year, can secure the desired information by attending Sophomore meetings. Special Announcement! The Vice-President attended one Sophomore •meeting this term. Fan any one aid in untangling the Webb, which is being woven about the Sign? • _ (ihidys and led sat on the front steps— Really, no harm was intended; . Hut. according to “faculty,” they've so damaged their reps. That there’s no chntiee of their being mended. 63 More Sophomore Jokes. The Sophomores work in Ernest, For they cannot a Ford to he Green; They know Howe to Russell, And to make candy, ’twould seem; And in their lessons they never fall Short. In their Holmes and at school They wear “DV' and gold Lace; For the Sophomores, you know, Have always set the pace. ♦ I Sophomores had a party. Invited Seniors, too— The naughty Preps, and Freshmen ('ante up liefore ’twas thru. But the brawny Soph, men. Standing near the door, Terrified the little chaps So they'll ne'er bother more. Fred King was seen attending a dans recently. Added to his usual charming manner, was the look of a cat in a strange garret. Latent Sophomore crush. Miss McClnskie and Wayne Stevens. Freshmen Serene and calm they flourish, In days of innocent youth— Their foliage fed by the River of Hope, Which ultimately leads to Truth. 55 56 t tfc fatr gnftbfBB Jortunr JTrii brrp in lnnr inttb tbrr. Jlnmprrttu br tft||| Jlaiir Class of 1911 ? OFFICERS. Clarence A. Bailey .................... Anna Guthrie. . ....................... AhHLKY HAMMON.... ................... Elizabeth Stephenson .... ...... ...... .....President Vice-President .. . .Treasurer .....Secret ary ANNUAL COMMITTEE. Pykk Johnson. Catherine Gooding. Anna Burns. COLORS. Sky Blue and Gold. YELL. I-2-.V4-.S-6-7—Freshmen. Freshmen, 1911. 57 The Fable of The Freshmen Class; or, How The Sophs. Got Shown Up. CHAP. I. Once, some eight Bill Days ago, it happened that a Bright Bunch gathered from the Wiles of the City and the Hay-Fever odors, which the Wise Guv of the Summer Resort doesn’t advertise, unto the Main Hall of the Budding-Thought Incubator, in University Park, Colorado. This broke, we may add, in the days which the Fanciful Slinger of the Dream Verse calls Meloncholier, and about the time which the Patent Medicine, Wc-Can-Cure-AII almanac describes as fitting for the Man of Small Coin to begin figuring from where the Mazuma is to fall, which will get back his latest Fashion-I late-a-I.a-Mode heavy Rags from his indigent Cndex. Now it also happened that the Aforesaid Bunch of Planetaries was met by another Mass which was later to l e the Small Mob in the Last Act, where the First bunch as Heroes makes None-Such of them with the Poise of the Gas Collector. In the Verbiage of the Rah Rah l oys, these of the Astronomical Proportions were yclept Freshmen, otherwise XXXX, Our Best Brand, while the ones with the Glad Hand were Sophomores; or, interpreted, XXIII to be sold At Cost in our Gigantic Below-Cost Sale. All of which Preliminaries having l een disposed of, we will now get Down to the Main Events and turn the Bright .White Light on the Real Thing. In the first days Indore Father’s second Meal Ticket had arrived, a Glad Rag of the Freshman Colors made a Date with the Main-Pole of the Hall Top-Piece, and together they held a Session that gave the Freshmen reputation for being the Coining Kids, while the Sophs, took the count and stock in XXIII Brand dropped ten Points. In the Second Half of the Game, however, the Big Guys came to look like the small steak on the Gridiron when a Ten plus One bunch of the Wild and Woolly from Prep, land Chalked six, while the Freshmen Cashed in, although Oodles of Valiant Ones were there with the Bright Bells On to stop the wanton Slaughter. After this, the Strong Ones turned their Glances to the Many Fairies that adorned their Blue Ribbon (Mass ami proceeded to do the Sir Walter Raleigh stunt by acting as the All-Sufficient escort to the Freshman Party, pulled off under the roof of Miss Catherine Gooding's Pay-Rents. Here they broke up into the Small Group and harked to the Clarion call of Pleasure. After some Fleeting moments of OKI Tempus had been used in S|x ofing and rattling the high-toned Music Box, the Glad Word was sent forth and the Siren roll-call of Eats was checked with an Intensity that would Feaze the Profs, unutterably. Much genial wit wits present as the Real-Thing dope was distributed and Chauncey Depew was Out-Chau nceyed as the hours rolled bv. It was Map-l ed out by such privileged ones as occupied the We-Have-With-Cs seats of the program that an unusual number of hefty Intellects was present and that when it came to the Gray Matter, all the Old Ones were left at the Post. In fact, so evident were the 16-story minds that the Place of Meeting fairly'Scintillated. While the Weird Revelry was at its height, some Gazab noticed the Moon was also getting there and a Movement was made Rapidly to Call the Turn, which was done in Good Order. Further investigations made next A. M. show that the Husky Build of the ones who took the I 11-Protect-You roles was the cause of Regrets sent by the Infanta and Humble Sophs. 5S CHAP. II. The next two nr three Moons were passed by this Box-Seat bunch in their usual reposeful method of Silent Thought and deep inward contemplation of Science and other ailments customary to the High-Brow life, together with the Daily Grind of Dragging a Fussee or Fusser on one arm with a pile of Deep Books in the other. These Happy Days at the Thought-Incubator, during the First Term of the Four Years’ Sentence ended with an imposing Brow n-Stone Front of Excellent that made the Flunks of the Sophs, as ashes to the Roaring, Wild Fire. A restful period of two weeks, in which these Scholars received the usual No Earthly Use Duds and Painted Mottoes when the bright Round Things were needed, and back the Bunch came one hundred and twenty-five strong on the Boundup, with fresh Vigor and Renewed Vim. The College Real Play was then given as elsewhere described by the Silken-Tongued poetess, before an Admiring and Transported Audience and that ends the list of Has-Been-Dones. At this Date, a Big Success in red Ink. Sensational Type letters, is under wav in the Form of a party to the Juniors and later the Indian Sign will l e repainted on the Sophs, in the remaining Contests of the Year. Now. however, the required Space is filled and we are done with our Inadequate descriptions of the High Merits of the Notable Gathering. So, we will just finis this ami Skidoo ourselves, giving a toast to the Class of 1911, I niversity of Denver, in the parlance of the Ancients, nunc et semper, omnes pro uno et unus pro omnibus. Moral: If you want to Be a Live One with the Gold Medals, join the Freshman Class of ’ll. P. J. 5S� The Sophomore Clarion PERSONALS. Whit'i in a name? GENEVIEVE BENJOU8KY. “It is better to smoke here than hereafter.” DOC MILLER. “Much can be made of a man If he be caught young.” WILL BROWNELL. “A young man married is a young man marred.” FLAN NIG AN. “Hang Sorrow. Care'll kill a cat.” PYKE. “Pert, chipper and aatKp J Belter lute than never.” FRED NORTH. “What hath night to do with sleep?” CLARENCE MOORE. Ah. why should life all labor be?” CATHERINE GOODING. “Ho cares not for the stars that glisten. He only hopes that she'll be hls'n. BERT DENHAM. “The time I've loot in mooning. In watching and pursuing. The lights that lie In woman's eyes hath been my heart’s undoing.” BEN EITELGEORGK. ADS. Mellin's Food for Babies. Before I began to use Mel-lln's Food. 1 weighed as much as an ordinary' man. Now I weigh as much as a horse. REX HENNEBBRRY. For insomnia, take Prof. Hummon's Course In Mechanical Drawing. Testimonials from our hardest students. Wanted. A mechanical, automatic apparatus designed to teach the art of knowledge without work by the Individual. CLARA SKEEL. I, ost— Between the months of January and March, a heart. Finder return to............ (Note—S[«ace left on account of number who desired to have ad inserted.) For Sale. A couple of red and white flags with numbers “’10” on them, by Class of 1911. Dramatic. An unusually clever play was given March 7 by our enterprising Class, the mem-bent of 'll. It was entitled. “A Case of Suspension.” and was one of the best things in the dramatic line that we have ever seen. STUNTS. Just at the middle of the first term, the Freshman Class held a delightful party at the home of Miss Catherine Gooding. The affair was the most brilliant ever given by any class at the University, and was marked by tho brilliant assemblage of students present. The decorations were In Freshman colors, and throughout the event was a pleasurable one. Future Events. As we go to press, we aro informed that the members of the Class of 1911 are preparing to give a party to the Juniors, the regular annual stunt. No better news has reached the editor of this paper for a long time, as the reputation for clever stunts hns long been accredited this Class. We understand that It will be one of the finest affairs of the year, and congratulate the Juniors on their good fortune. Our Staff. Purse Parker. Editor-In-Chief; Will Ed, Sporting Editor: Law. Lyle. Snake Editor; E. Heun. Society. CO til DR. W. A. JAYNE. DEAN Faculty of Medicine Edmund J. A. Rogers, A.M., M l). Thomas H. Hawkins, A.M., M.D., LL.D. Robert Levy, M.I)., Secretary. Henry Sew all, Ph.D., M.D. William H. Davis, M.D. William J. Roth well, M.D. Carey K. Fleming, M.D. Francis H. McNaught, M.D. Leonard Freeman, B.S., A.M., M.D. Josiah N. Hall, B.S., M.D. Charles A. Powers, A.M., M.D. Charles F. Shollenbergeh, M.D. Howell T. Pershing, M.Sc., M.D. Edward C. Hill. M.Sc., M.D. Herbert B. Whitney, A.B., M.D. Horace G. Harvey, A.B., M.D. Sherman G. Bonxey, A.M., M.I)., Moses Kleiner, M.D. George B. Packard, M.D. T. Mitchell Burns, M.I). Walter A. Jayne, M.I)., Dean. Charles B. Van Zant, M.I). Melville Black, M l). James M. Blaine, M.D. William C. Mitchell, M.D. David H. Coover, M.I). Samuel B. Childs, A M., M.D. James H. Pershing, A.B. John A. Wilder. M.D. Samuel D. Hopkins, M.I). William C. Bane, M.D. Henry W. Rover, M.D. Mary Hawes, M.D. 62 63 Sophomore Medics ‘14 Sophomore Medics. Rex B. Ykacseb... T. A. Davis...... M. J. Tiehney.... H. CS. Maui...... H. P. Brandenburg L. B. Wheeler.... CLASS OFFICERS. ........................................President ..................................Vice-President. .........................Secretary and Treasurer ................................Sergeant-at-Arrns ........................................Historian ................... ...........Manager Athletics H. P. Bkaxdeniiuro T Davis Samuel Goldhammer H. C. Jackson Samuel Kestexhaum N. H. Knock Van Dyke McKelvey H. G. Maul CLASS ROLL. L. J. Parker Israel Schackkt Ben Schulte Arthur C. Smiley Mrs. M. H. Styphe M. J. Tierney C. I). Wells L. B. Wheeler U. B. Yeager 65 Sophomore Medics. September 10th brought the great class of 1910 together. Sophomores now and fully initiated into the mysteries of the gentle life of a medical student. Most of the class are the same as last year, but several registered this year for the first time in the Denver and Gross College of Medicine. Sophomore Rhyme. There is a class of seventeen Sophs. Making trouble for the Profs; Brandy they say looks much older, His freshman year was spent in Boulder. Davis, altho he does hate flattery, Surely knows about anatomy. Goldy, as the name implies, Is noted for his enterprise. While Jackson, with a dandy start. Quit Medicine for the love of art. Kestenbaum, a lad of Colfax renown, Wears his hair all tumbled down. Knoch, a man full six feet three. Large in stature, coming surgeon you see. McKelvey as most of us know. Has letter traits than he cares to show. Maul is a chemist, the solutions he make , And in sawing a cadaver, first prize he takes. Parker, a man without a doubt; Sure to make good when he gets out. Schacket, just like the rest of his race, Does everybody and everything a may be the ea e. Schultz, with the slightest provocation. Has taken a prolonged vacation. Smiley i the man that smiles, And tempts the ladies with hi wiles. Stvphe, the lady in the cla s. Is easy for the Prof’s to pass. Tierney, noted for his nerve, Simply living his loved one to serve. Wells always interested in the mails, Expecting letters from fe-males. Wheeler, star at football you see, Ha succeeded in the capturing of a D. Yeager, ladies' man and Y. M. C. A., Ha fallen in love with------Medicine? tbev sav. H. P. B. 66 Freshmen Medics ROLL CALL. Cain: Face fungus. Callison: The human jelly fish(?). Cohen: Sure, the heart is “Cohen shaped.” Dens more: The smile that won’t come off. Doucet: “I think----???!!!—isn't it? On Yes.” Rhodes: A walking, talking encyclopedia. Johnson: Record No. 4-11-44 Columbia Phonograph Company. Kennedy: Though only a hundred pounds he be, A mighty bright boy be he, per se. Kracaw: The comfort of J)r. Staunton’s heart. Koehler: Fair, fat, frivolous and fussy. Pecomy: The anatomical shark. Peltier: “Zwei beer and a pretzel.” Furby: Never before presented to the American speaking public. King: “A midsummer night’s dream.'’ Swanson: “Hy Deals. Robinson: All the world loves a lover. Shea: The Irish statesman. Our President. Shelton: Lets give three ki vis for any old thing. Weinberger: That’s not the way we stained them in Chicago. Miss Anderson: It’s the way her mother dresses her. 6? Any .Vv : u Stwuj Freshman Medics Freshmen Medics. There was once a Freshman Medic Class who still took two reefs in their trousers ami said “Hah! Hah! to express their joyousness. They blew into school the 111h of Septeml er, l!X)7f A. I), (after dough), with the idea that they were there forty ways, like Hogan's goat, and proceeded to bully the Sophomore Class to death. Such w'as the fear entertained by these humble and politic Sophs., that they all became hump-backed from diving over free lunch counters on the appearance of a Freshman. In the delicatessen apartments they were likewise instructed in the art of skipping the rope with intestines (either single or double, salt, vinegar, mustard, pepper) and in the organization of indoor baseball teams, with arms and legs for bats, hearts for balls, ami livers and lungs for bases. After the bunch had driven their anatomy quizzer to retirement, that the humerus was in the head instead of the arm. as he had supposed, they were augmented by a dark-complexioned young man of fifty or sixty, with ingrown toe-nails, a third eyebrow of generous proportions, and a double decker chin, who blew in from the Fast and immediately went to the hospital for ear trouble, caused by the Melodious Tenor of Young Cain, an able youth with a growth of young spaghetti on his chin. This dark young man piped the hunch off a- not worthy of his notice, and only the steam pi| es saved the class from his frosty stair (?) on more than one occasion. Under his soul-inspiring leadership, aided by his trusty lieutenants Callison and Densmore, the class gradually degenerated into a clan of young rupids, who “dassn’t” even carry matches for fear their Y. M. C. A. cards would l e forfeited. Kennedy and Kracaw. Dr. Staunton's Heavenly Twins, have accepted |M sitions as sporting editors of the War Cry and Pillar of Fire, respectively. Deacon Swanson lias a scheme to ooze into the Navy and by means of a dark, deep plot displace Admiral Kixey as Surgeon-in-Chief. Miss Anderson lias the balance of the class in the Y. M. C. A. rooms, instructing them in the art of cooking and between times feeding cookies to Robinson (the babv of the class.) Moral: It will never get well if you pick it. Class Prayer. Heaven bless our Medic School, And us the little scholar©; For we have teachers short and tall. And they all wear paper collars. Faculty. Staunton: !!!???---- .. . .!!!! Wow. Van Zant: An advocate of System, “Now. Wallace: “Wanted! Second-hand perambulators ’ Hill: “Hoot Mon.” Hawes: “So long, Mary, how we hate to see you go. Crews: “Why is an emulsion?” Fngle: “We wonder if Knglewood? Class in Chorus.—“No «9 The Denver and Gross Medical and Surgical Society. This society was organized in the spring of ’07. Its purpose is to promote the social life and advance the general knowledge of the medical profession among the student body. The membership for the first year has reached the thirty mark. The officers for the past year were: Leonard Freeman........................................Honorary President A. L. Hill......................................................President W. V. .Mullin............................................. . Vice-President W. Scott Cleland .............................................. Secretary S. H. Savage....................................................Treasurer EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE. L. C. WoLLEKWEBER........................................Senior C. Brock Goddard.........................................Junior A. C. Smiley..........................................Sophomore M. J. Tierney........................................Sophomore A. K. Kracaw...........................................Freshman Jokes. Professor—Explain the meaning of “Diagnosis.’’ Student—It is another name for phenomenal ignorance. Professor—How do you make that out? Student—It is derived from di, a Greek particle signifying double, and ignorance. There once was a fellow named Breeze, Who pulled in M. A.’s and D. D.’s, But so great was the strain, Said the doctor, “ 'Tis plain You are killing yourself by degrees ’ • Schacket (to fellow-student)—“What would you do if any one offered to buy your note?” Student—“Knock his block off. What would you do?” Schacket—“Take the money and then hit him!”—West Colfax Times. Jake—“One thing about traveling on hoard a vessel, a fellow don’t have to hang on to a strap.” Mike—“Faith and they don’t to he sure, but they haz to hang over the rail a heap.” “Mamma,” asked a little girl, “Why do bouillon cups have two handles?” “Well you are stupid,” cried her freshman brother; “don’t you know, its because some people are left-handed.” What kind of refreshments does-------like?—Brandy. What kind of houses do you see on West Colfax?—Shacks. Judging from the stories of a certain Medic, what is he?—A wheeler. What kind of whiskers do some Soph. Medics wear?—Van Dyke. If one is seen with a gold “Hammer” or a “Maul,” is he judged to be a “Knocker”? “Well, well! Did you ever see our Smiley smile?” 70 71 Dental Faculty William T. Chamber , D.D.S. (Dean)........................California Building Professor of Operative Dentistry. Arthur C. Watson, M l)............................--------24 Masonic Temple Professor of Clinical Dentistry. Hiram A. Fynn, D.D.S ............................. .......California Building Professor of Regional Anatomy and Dental Histology. A. L. Whitney, D.D.S... .............. ...................520 Temple Court Professor of Dental Pathology. J. Stewart Jackson, D.D.S.................................California Building Professor of Prosthetic Dentistry. T. E. Cakmody, D.D.S., D.D.S., M.D........ ............... 1427 Stout Street Professor of Oral Surgery and R hi nolog}'. Albert H. Ketchum, D.D.S..................................17 Masonic Temple Professor of Orthodontia. H. W. McLaithin, M.I).......................................... Mack Block Professor of Materia Modica and Anaesthetics. Tracy R. Love, M.D................................................Mack Block Professor of Physiology. I. . K. Fullerton, D.D.S.............. ’.............. .....Mack Building Professor of Crown and Bridge Work. Edward C. Hill, M.D....................................161X (ilcnarm Street Professor of Chemistry and Metallurgy. E. F. Dean, M.D....................... .....................S(H) 14th Street Professor of Anatomy. R. W. Arndt. M.D.............................................XII 14th Street Professor of Bacteriology. Professor of Comparative Anatomy and Superintendent of Infirmary. J. F. Mornino, M.D...... ...................................... Mack Block Professor if Pathology, Histology and Instructor in Microscopical Laboratory. W. Harmon Hall, D.D.S....................................Ferguson Building Lecturer on Dental Ethics. Professor of Dental Therapeutics and Technics. H. D. Inciehsoll................................Ernest Cramner Building lecturer on Dental Jurisprudence. Howell T. Pkrshinci, M.Sc., M.D............................Stedman Building Special Lecturer on Neuralgia and Syphilis in the Mouth. M. V. McNutt, DJX8. Assistant Demonstrator of Infirmary. Ralph W. Pullen, D.D.S.................................. ................. Assistant Instructor in Orthodontia. 72 Class of 1908. President........ Vice-President.. Secretary .... Treasurer....... Sergeant-at-A mis V. A. Wood CLASS OFFICERS. ...............................Louis Adf.lman .............................'. .Geo. Sullivan ......................... Irving C. Blakely ..................................S. J. Neill .............................. Paul McIntosh CLASS COLORS. Opaque. COMMITTEE ON ANNUAL. Wm. Simton S. J. Neill SENIOR ROLL CALL. A is for Adel man, inclined not to cavil, When the class is unruly he uses the gavel. B is for Blnkelv, of home town fame. Who’s trying hard to make him a name; And B is for Brewster, who has millions you see. We hope some day a dentist he’ll he. H is for Harries, a silent young stude. Whose thoughts on his books are eternally glued (?). L is for Lake, tall as a tree, A very good dentist we think he will he. M is for Morgan, who’s more than of age, Over ladies he always gets into a rage. Next M's for McIntosh, from the foot of Pike’s Peak, When cleanings come round then he takes a sneak. N is for Neill, of whom you've,all heard. He can’t be beat, he’s surely a bird. S is for Spencer, who, it is said. Has much chemistry stored iu his head. Next S is Seybold. who switches the cars And came near being behind the bars. The S for Simton, we mustn’t forget— Hasn’t he graduated?—No, not yet. Last. S Ls for Sullivan, of far Aspen town, He has a strong pull and can make a crown. T is for Trosper. who anatomy knows, And these things to Freshie and Junior shows. W’s for Wood (en), who isn’t you know, For he comes from Iowa straight as a crow. 73 Class History. MCMV. In the beginning there was a corner, and on this corner arose a building, and into this building gathered the wise men. And from the multitudes they gathered their flock. And these were divided according to their understanding. And it so hapj ened that the last rank were Freshmen. And these were gathered together and cast into the laboratory. And a great and wise man by the name of Dr. Garretson was brought forth and put in charge of them, and under his reign they multiplied their knowledge and did good. And they gathered plaster of the earth, and water of the rivers and mixed them and made a soft and soothing mass and forced it into men’s mouths and made impressions, and from these they made plates; and from these they received their grades. And they also took metals from the earth and moulded them into teeth and became great artists. And at the end of the second semester it was so decreed that the worthy should proceed and the unworthy should fall by the wayside. MCMVI. And verily it came to pass that the ignorant as they grew wise, should take up the learning of the wise and also perform their duties. And it was so. And among these came one by the name of Earl W. Spencer, from the land of the far east, Indiana, also one by the name of V. A. Wood, who (with note-book and pencil) came forth amongst them. And again from the wise men was brought forth one to teach them. His name was Dr. Snyder. And they went forth among the patients with forceps and drugs to extract teeth and insert pain, and they did well and much was said “under breath. And in due time each performed his dutv and was accordingly dealt with. MCMVI I. And at the beginning of the third year, those who called themselves Juniors were without sufficient learning. And again were sent forth into the room of pain and misery. And here they met many strange people, who used to speak many strange languages, which they were prohibited to repeat. And at this time there came over the land a great famine. And all fed on coffee and doughnuts and were clothed in last year’s raiment. And amongst them came one by the name of Wm. E. Simton, a great athlete of immense stature, who had erred because “He attended the college widow and decided he preferred college life to professional life.” And he married and was blessed with a little Dent, which caused him to take up his studies and he did so and prospered. And one by the name of John J. Morgan, who journeyed, but returned to fulfil his duties. And a wise man, Dr. A. W. Starbuck, came from foreign lands and verily he did wonderful things. He taught the unwise to glaze huge blocks of porcelain, which were obtained from the depths of the earth, and to cast expansive inlays over deep cavities. And he did more. In the second month of the year MCMVI 11 he caused a great clinic to take place in the college; and to this, multitudes journeyed and gained much knowledge. And in the same year he caused to come about a great gathering of students who formed themselves into the Odontotechnique Society. And he caused to come forth a great and mighty man, bearing the name of Dr. W. O. Garside, who possessed much faultless professional phraseology, of which he gave freely. And it so came to pass that these being Seniors and possessing much wisdom and performing their duties did not fall by the wayside, but received their degree. And all is well. 74 Junior Dents 75 Junior Class. CLASS OFFICERS. President............................................... W. Bailie Vice-President.................................... . HroHES ('LASS MOTTO. May the best day that we have seen be worse than the worst that is to come. CLASS COLORS. Blue and White. W. C. Bailey W. R. Brown A. lb Cox J. M. Hardink ROLL CAL!.. R. C. Hughes J. W. Meehan Jessie Hunter A. J. Murray A. W. Martin A. (b Oudkihk F. L. Scott. .1. K. Martin court K. H. Sate Class History. The approaching close of our second year in college causes us to look back over the past months, and, in so doing, we see that we have not only lived up to our auspicious loginning of a year ago. hut we have even Ascended al ove the goal we had set as our zenith. The opening of college in Octol� er witnessed a good many alterations in our ranks; some familiar faces failed to appear for the reason that they gave up college, and some entered other colleges. We gained several new members however, so we did not suffer greatly from loss of numbers. The year started in with a rush as the Junior year has a habit of doing, but we had foreseen this the previous year and were accordingly in step with the march from the first. That we were no ordinary cl ass was manifest when we were given work in the Infirmary at the beginning of college, a thing which no Junior class had ever experienced before in the history of the college. Did not the Seniors have good cause to stand back in open-mouthed astonishment, wondering what we would In doing next? All, poor, vain strutters. it was a bitter pill indeed, to have to witness a class a year younger enter your own territory and pursue the same work with an equal amount of skill from the very beginning. It is hard for you to comprehend it all. even yet. but we can only suggest that you look to yourselves for the answer. If you are not blind, you can not fail to notice that writing in black and white all over you; that sign that has been there nearly three years. “Dead Ones '' We can hut regret that it is so, as traditions tell us that seniors should l e looked upon with reverence and awe; hut, alas! our pity for you even prevents’our prophesying what you may lie doing a year from now, though rumor has it that some of you are already taking to filing horses’ teeth; of course, every one is destined for some particular purpose, The prattling youngsters in the Technic Nursery, going about in their swaddling clothes, are there too for a purpose, hut their big boy importance is going to result in their l eing penned oft by themselves in the near future. How soon a few days away from their mothers’ aprons make them resemble balloons—a glance telling us the inside is all hot air. that only needs time to cause a down-fall. This eventful year has been characterized by a general succession of Junior achievements from the very start. A year ago the faculty predicted great things of t lie class of ’09, ami our success t his year stands as a towering monument so testifying in our behalf, and to l� ear out the good ground upon which those predictions were based. It only remains to In said, that the one remaining year Indore us makes it possible for us to make our success so complete, that no succeeding class will 1)0 able to equal it in years to come. As We Are to One Another. Bailey.—Since he has come “home” the Infirmary is no longer a rendezvous for the financially embarrassed, but a popular resort for fair maidens, who have scarcely shed their infant teeth. Combines baseball with dentistry, so he can make the home plate. Brown.—Yes, Brown's in town- just in from the city of brotherly love. Came West to make impressions. Awoke one morning to find himself a great anatomy shark. Says that due to the position of his orbicularis oris he can whistle through his eye. Cox.— His wisdom teeth are his only distinctions that deserve that gratifying adjective. Has never been “bald out yet, for he always stays in-o-ni gilts. Han line.— Saw the errors of his ways anil fell in line. It took hospital treatment to do it, but he found he could Af(Ford) it. Football veteran who never has the grouches. Hughes.—No relation to Governor of New York, for he's satisfied with being Vice-President of the class. Even forgets the cement trust, when his wife leaves town. Hello girls a specialty. Hunter.- Of course we would “Miss’ Jessie if she left us, lmt a college widow ought to be Mrs. “That’s the way they do in India.” Left the crowd in Michigan to l e the only one in Denver. Not an Indian, though from India. Martin.— A “cut up” in more ways than one as a preparatory stage to bridge construction. Experiments on Freshmen with rul l er dams filled with water. Wants all the patients and expects the other fellows to have all the patience. Takes a telescopic attitude at the chair. Martincourt.— What’s in a name?—has nothing to do with the law. Joined the Woodmen last year and says he don’t care to smoke in surgery class. Graces the college now and then with his presence. Meehan.— A protege of Sullivan, the two of ’em from Aspen. Worked underground so much that he looks for mines in mouths. Does fine work on the Irish, and nurses a hobhv. He says the “impression” is that his legs are “modeling compound localise they warped.” Murray.—Fine tenor singer developed in lullabies. The Napoleon of the c lass who has crossed the bridge of sighs. Going to patent an amalgum carrier for patients who faint. Oudkirk.— Professor Domehead, and the man who had the wisdom to come West. Didn’t give the leap year a chance. He’ll outkirk Kirk’s Operative Dentistry if the pony just holds out. Sate.— In a hurry for college to close so he can get hack to the farm. Says that of all his patients there is only one for him. Scott.—Great Scott, and how he smiles on the ladies. Seen frequently near the examining chair to get his pick. Took to making gold inlays first in the Klondyke, but these went to his pocket. Freshman Dents 78 Dental School Freshman Class OFFICERS. Fhed W. Stoddard..............................................President Chas. P. Randali.........................................Vice-President Max Giesecke....................................Secretary and Treasurer CLASS COLORS. Gold and Gray. CLASS ROLL. Anderson, L. C.—“ Elsie.” Although “Elsie” is a Freshman and don't know where to go, he is never at a loss in answering Dr. Dean’s question as to the number of bones in the spinal column. Ferguson, A. M.—1 Fergoosin.” Although Ferguson is rather hard of hearing in Dr. Hamer's class in Dental Anatomy, he is not backward in asking questions. Fletcher, W. C.—“What do you know about that? Don't you think that will pass?” Giesecke, M.—“Max.” Max always appears somewhat ill at ease when anyone happens to speak of the O’s. Magnum. I wonder if Dr. Dean meant anything personal in his remark? Hickman, O. C.—“I'm always having the worst luck of anyone in school. I wish I were as far along in my technics as you are.’’ Hickman's luck is certainly awful. Hinkle, W. H.—“Bill.” “Well, Dr. Dean, I studied that last night, but I can’t remember now.” King, A. L.—“Now I’ll tell you the way I would do if I were making it.” Lash, C. H.—“Runt.” “Will the fellow who got my crown shears please come around and fess up.’ ” McCreery, J. H.—“Greeley.” “Now, fellows, I'll tell you what’s the thing to do. We’ll get a petition and send it to the faculty.” ? McClelland, W. C.—“Mac.” “Say, fellows! has Muss Clint taken the roll yet? I wonder if she’s ever coming around? I guess I’ll go in and tell her I have to go.’’ Miller, W. E.—“Now when I was on the round-up last winter in Wyoming, 1 rode the worst horse a fellow ever threw a leg over.” Ottonpolik, Jos.—“Polly.” Right here, it must be said that in pronouncing terms in anatomy, Joe can’t be beat. In fact there is no dictionary that is up with the latest pronunciation as he is. Randall, C. P.—“Alice.” Although Alice is from Boston, he can nevertheless locate the scopula at the base of the head and articulate it with the condyles of occipital and with the atlas. This is better than most people can do. Seymour, I. H.—Seymour can answer any question Dr. Love can propound. For instance, the other day he told the class what a cat did when she became angry. Stoddard, F. W.—“Fritz.” “I’ve got all my plate work in, fellows; how-much have you got to do yet?” Willey, Ralph.—Again we have a wonder. Dr. Dean having discovered Willey's remarkable ability in spelling, has been having him give the class an exhibition of it every morning in anatomy. Although many of his interpretations do not agree with Cunningham, it is impossible to dispute their correctness. 79 Class History On October 1st, the Freshman Class first assembled in the Technic laboratory and l ecame acquainted with each other, artd with the old benches and stools that were to be its constant companions for the following eight months. The class, during the first week, numbered only thirteen. It was feared that something would have to l e done to avert the evil effects of this unlucky num! er. But during the second week we were pleased to welcome three more into the fold. The next week, however, again put us upon the anxious seat, as we were deserted by Panke . who dropped out to make up his entrance requirements, promising to l e back again next year. Thus with a roll of fifteen we got along very well, although we were without a teacher in technics for more than a month, and did about as we pleased, and as the Juniors and Seniors pleased to tell us. After I)r. Hamer's arrival, all went on happily until we came back after our vacation and heard of the death of Shoemaker, who had passed from this world during our absence from school. Woodward also, aixmt this time, showed his intention of deserting the class by not appearing at lectures. This cut us down to fourteen, but we were saved from the unlucky number thirteen, by the addition to the class of Ferguson and Fletcher, who have since been with us. And now as we are ending our first year in the Dental School, we feel that it is one well spent; one which will have a great deal to do in helping us in our future profession. C. H. L. sr The Odontotechnique Society of the Colorado College of Dental Surgery OFFICERS. President......... ......... ................fi. W. Spexcek Vice-President.......................................... J. W. Meehan Secret ar) .... R. C. Hughes Treasurer................................................A. J. Mphkay At the suggestion of Dr. Starbuck, and largely through his efforts, this society was formed among the student body, for tin sole purpose of interesting them in dental problems, and helping them eventually to become useful members of the profession. This object is attained by meetings, held twice a month, at which papers are read, addresses given, suggestions offered, and discussions indulged in. Members of the faculty take an active interest in. and prominent men of the profession often speak to us. Organizations like this do something for college students which class-work cannot do. The meetings are not only enjoyable, but decidedly interesting and profitable. The tneml ers of the different classes come into a closer relationship with one another; many interesting and essential points are brought out, ami so impressed on our minds that they will not be easily forgotten. The society, at present, has about thirty-five memlient, but there are great possibilities l efore it. We hope that it may l e a | ermanent organization, and that it may do much toward making this college “the l � st in the West.” 80 18 School of Law L. W. HOYT, Dean. Faculty. Henry A. Buchtel, A.M., D.D., LL.D. Lucius W. Hoyt, S.B., A.M., LL.B. Charles J. Hughes, Jr., A.B., LL.D. George C. Manly, A M., LL.B. William I . Hillhouse, LL.B. John H. Denison, LL.B.,A.B. L. Ward Bannister, A.B., LL.B. John R. Neal, A.M., LL.B., Ph.D. Samuel H. Thompson, Jr., A.B. Charles R. Brock, S.B. Robert I. Gregg, LL.B. Thomas H. Hardcastle, A.M., LL.B. Edward D. Upham, A.M., LL.B. Richard E. Peete, A.B., LL.B. William R. Ramsey, LL.B. William E. Hutton, A.B., LL.B. 82 Senior Lawyers J. Demixg Perkins, Jr.. Walter C. Heckendorf Max M. Bulkley...... Luke J. Kavanaugh. .. ..........President .....Vice-President Secretary-Treasurer ..........Historian Merlin H. Aylesworth.—University of Colorado, Wisconsin C. A. C. Laughs loud and long, and all the while His eyes go to and fro: “Ha, ha!” quoth he, “in dispensaree 1 give no Junior a show.” Max M. Bulkley.—University of Denver. “The case is done, Pve won, I’ve won,” Shouts Max right merrily. His joy was short; in Hudson’s court Reversal came quite cheerily. 83 Gkohqe Halpkrw—University of Pennsylvania. Says Dr. Brock to this youth one day, “Now tell me son, I pray, Are you any kin to our Jimmy Flynn? And both victims got sore straight way. 1). (I. Hatheway. Yale. “Now hack at Yale in forty-two,” The Major blithely said: “The law 1 learned, tis true, quite true. But it’s fled from out my head.” Walter ( Hkckendokk.— University of Denver. AM. O! Walter is a foxy man, Smooth and slick, as slick can lie; Buns to the Dean whene'er he can And shouts “Hurrah for me!” 84 Luke J. KavanaI'GH.— Brown, A R. Boston t niversity. “This library,” he wailed sadly, “Is like a mad-house rout.” But the gang they laughed as him they chaffed, “If you don't like the noise, get out.” .1. Paul Lee.—University of Denver. A.M. “‘And so forth’ is my dearest phrase, I love it’s hopeful roll; For many a time in by-gone days This has stalled me from a hole.” Charles F. Mouris.—University of Denver. “A horse! a horse!” King Richard cried, “My kingdom for one, I trow;” “’Twould be cheap at the price,” poor Charlie sighed, “If a law horse I had. but now!” 85 Percy S. Morris. “Washington, 0! who was he? To cut for him is rot, He’s no father of my countrie; West Colfax knows him not.” G. Clyde Parker. “Chase! chase! chase! O’er thy cold gray stones 0 street, And I would that mine eyes could find That maiden I was to meet!” Joseph D. Pender.—Ohio Wesleyan. B.A. “Commend a wedded life, But keep myself full free? It’s hard upon my wife; Tis bum phil-os-o-phee.” 86 J. Deming Perkins.—Yale. “Young man if you want to be sure you’re right, Take the opposite side from Mr. Perkins.” —Aphorisms of Hi 11 house. Frank A. Pettibone.—Colorado College. A.B. There was a young man from C. C., Who fain would a good lawyer be, So he came to D. U. And indeed it is true He's now a real live attorney. J. IIeimer Espy.—University of Denver. University of Colorado. “Lo, the bridegroom cometh!” Mervin G. Hughes.—Princeton. B.S. “I'm an invalid bold from Princeton old, Pm too weak to study by day; To study by night is hardly right, So I think FU hie me away.” 87 Senior Law. “With malice toward none and charity for all.” When we first saw Theodore the Great in hunting garb, with a red bandana about his sunburned neck, we realized that the halo of greatness Incomes fainter the closer one gets to it. Perhaps it is because familiarity breeds contempt that we feel compelled to hold the mirror up to nature in reviewing our contemporaries of the class of 'OS. Splendid bunch, they, and yet like all celebrities, they have their fads and follies. In passing, let us say that we have exaggerated the failings of our brethren. Seriously, they deserve a letter fate than what is coining to them in this Hitting hall of fame. Lest you forget, gentle reader, we do not claim to l e the most wonderful class that ever burst upon helpless I). I'. Law School. This we cheerfully admit, although we have in our midst such peerless leaders of thought as Major Hauih-E-iray and Heckendorf. The former won his title, not by marriage, but by hard, consistent work (for him) in the commissary department of the Sal vat ion Army. “Ah, those were happy days,” says the Major as he sighs for the times of old, on the firing line at a free Christmas dinner in General Booth's brigade. “Even now I love the smell of powder, but it’s funny they can’t get a brand that won’t come off on your coat.” A fellow of infinite jest, the Major, for he would have us l elieve he means gunpowder. For a mental leader, take Heckendorf. Only don't take him seriously or out doors at night, for he never cares to wander from his own fireside. Home-bred youth, he, one of the kind mother used to point at admiringly and say: “There, Jimmy, why aren’t you a sweet dear like little Dollie Heckendorf?” No, it wasn’t what Walter Tom Reed meant when he said, “Every time he o| ens his mouth he subtracts from the sum total of human knowledge.” Tom Heed never knew Walter. Then there is .1. Doming Perkins, our only real society man. Since he quit roller skating, .the Yellow Journal Society column has lost its liest subject, and the rink floor one of its closest friends. J. Doming is a delightful contradiction of the tiresome old adage anent cigarettes breeding criminals and small-talk lunatics. J. Doming is some pumpkins any way one views him, even if this libelous cut docs make him look like one of Dor6’a victims in Dante's “Inferno.” Cheer up. Deming. that picture is not true. If we did not righteously ami I). U. like, eschew drinking songs, we’d sing, “For He’s a Jolly Good Fellow.” As it is, we merely think it. J. Reimer Espy, having no hair to part, takes revenge upon his name by slicing it in the middle. Favorite song. “Oh. I have Sighed for Thee.” Always removes his hat when he hears wedding l ells, because, he says, “You never know who will l e next.” Like the Pope, he leads a jolly life and we love him. not entirely for what he is, but for his inherent possibilities. “What’s in a name?” queries Old Bill in his unctuous way. Ask “Deacon” Avlesworth. “Deac.” could tie himself hands and feet, give Col. Mull erry Sellers and others of fame six furlongs, and then canter home in a mile contest for the hot-air bluffing belt. “Deac.” lets the Dean do odd jobs about the Dispensary at time , instructs the Supreme Court upon its duties and gets his clients as much law as they pay for—usually the limit in the penitentiary. “Deac.” is there like a duck, he says so himself, and who is hardy enough to gainsay him? J. Paul Lee has been at the University of Denver seven long years. When a man can hang alwmt this place that long without being injured by it, what letter indorsement is possible? “Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? as Shakespeare saith. G. Clyde Parker is our Romeo. Sailors have sweet - 88 hearts in every port, but Clyde has them on every street corner. Always good Matured and always surprising everyone, including himself, by getting away with fat marks. No vices and as many virtues. Now comes Mr. Kavanaugh, who hails from Boston and other foreign parts. But why should we hold the Hub to blame for getting rid of him? Newspaper life and bad digestion have made him cynical. Did he only try some of his sarcasm upon himself, he might reform and be a real instead of a fake Y. M. C. A. boy. Percy Strauss Morris is a guileless and patriotic youth, even if he did desecrate Washington’s Birthday by trying to hold a class all by himself. He has always looked so carefully before he leaped that he will have to be careful in the hereafter. Otherwise, when St. Peter asks him whether he will go up or down, he will, from sheer habit, say, “Well I’ll stay with the majority,” and thus lose out. Have a care, Percy. When all other arguments fail. George Halpern says authoritatively: “When I was at the University of Pennsylvania.' Well, what was U. P.’s loss when George left, was Denver’s gain. Always happy and hopeful, though why, no man knoweth. This, despite his Pennsylvania handicap. Frank Pettibone is much to be envied, for he has ulready taken and passed the bar examinations. “There with the goods,’’ like the grocer’s boy, but he beats the latter, for Frank is there 3(35 days in the year. Query: Why did such a capable young man go to Colorado college? Charlie Morris' motto: “No man ever lost his breath by sitting still. Never do to-day what you can put off until to-morrow or next week.” Cherubic Charlie studies when there is nothing else to do, never flunks when a stall is possible, and has one everlasting claim to fame besides his perpetual smile. Tell it not in Gath, but he “discovered” naughty ONE six months after it had taken in all Kappa Sigma except its greatest enemy—himself. Frank Hamilton finally got so familiar with rheumatism that he got calling it by its first and other impolite names. But it got “Ham” finally and he had to |uit school. If he isn’t “the noblest Roman of them all,” he is in the money all right, as Otto Floto, that classic writer, would say. Mervin G. Hughes, foxy old scout. Never looked at a case until he reached class and never was caught napping. Why? Oh, just prolonged his introduction of “well-in-this-case-it-was-like-this,” until his darting eye caught the facts ami law from the open Injok in front of him. Has given up brainless law for wireless telegraphy. Some day, he’ll l e a millionaire. Watch him, ye students ami plodders. Ami last but not least came, not Satan, but Joe Pender. Right from Ohio Wesleyan, too, but in extenuation it must be said, he never mentions it. Joe never wasted his breath instructing the faculty; consequently, he is well preserved in spite of his age and household cares. We have said our worst about each one. Not a bad lot, then, eh! No, indeed. Pretty good sort, all of them, as we say in dear old Lunnon. What time hath in store for each, deponent knoweth not. But if each is dealt with as he deserves, his measure of reward will be great indeed. With all due deference to others, it will be a long time before I). I . Law School sees their like again. By their deeds ye shall know them. 80 Junior Law CLASS OFFICERS. President...................................... Vice-President................................. Secretary...................................... Treasurer...................................... Class Roll Baker, Herbert Madison Brock, Elmer Leslie Campbell, Arthur Russell I)ehn, Chas. August Dickerson, Roy Ernest Eaton, William Robb Erersole, Edwin Christian Ferguson, Robert Arthur Fine, John Shepherd Flynn, James Joseph Foote, Romilly Erskixe Givens, Raymond Luelling Halpern, Nathaniel Hulse, Delbert Jefferies, Forrest Kivel, Frank Kroger, Julius Wligert Lanyer, Harmon Lee McGovern, Paul Joseph Moore, John Henry Muir, Walter A. Myers, Frank Caldwell Owens, Everett Preble, Fremont Fremr Ridgway, John Wesley Rogers, James Grafton Sherman, Edward Masters Smith, Ralph Williams Walker, Robert Hickman 90 .Roy E. Dickerson ... .Chas. A. Dehn ___Julius Kroger Herbert M. Baker 16 Junior Law One of the law students was defending a young man in the West Side Court a few days ago on the charge of forgery. The rules of the court allowed each side one hour in which to address the jury. Our esteemed young friend from Ft. Collins,tiefore his time came, consulted a veteran member of the bar, to wit: G. 1 . Winters, who was in the court-room. “How much time do you think I should take up in addressing the jury?” he asked. “You ought to take the full hour. “The full hour! Why, 1 was going to take only ten minutes.' “You ought to take the full hour, reiterated the advising counselor. “But why?’ “Because the longer vou talk the longer you will keep vour client out of jail. 9:30. His turn was next: He was up in the air For not a class did he prepare: Ami he tore his hair And he murmured a prayer. “Why clid I leave my bunk? But with a clang The hall l ell sang A song that saved a Hunk. IN THE J. l COCRT. Perkins (to client)—“And did you leave his present residence in the same condition as when you took it? Client—“Not by about 4,000 cockroaches. McGovern—“0! purfessor, you say there is a difference between Law and Equity, well. O! suppose I marry a woman, and the law will give me no relief, can--.” Prof.—“A little louder, please. ' McGovern—“ ! I say, suppose I marry a woman and McDonough—“It strikes me------ Prof.—“The hour is up, gentlemen; next time take the same assignment. Query.— When docs Percy celebrate the birth anniversary of the father of his country? s z Junior Class. ODE TO NAUGHTY-NIXE. The candle of our law school clays burns low. And with it Father Time goes down the line; But ere we leave the ancient halls we’ll sing A praise to thee. O class of Xaughtv-nine. Two vears have ! ound us in a brotherhood Of loyal men who stood for class and friend; We may have differed in some matters small. But the bond of fellowship has held us to the end. Thinking again on times forespent, we see A laughing group with pipes, and smoke wreathes thin; Kindly Professors guiding our thoughts aright, A class-room with its sluml er and its din. And later in life when our ranks grow small. And to those who've responded to Him divine: We'll raise our glass with old-time strength and say, “God bless the grand old class of naughty-nine.” “What made you so rattled when you were giving your testimony in that jury trial?” said Edith. “One of those law students who was trying the case was a lieau I’d just thrown down,” confessed Lucy, “and I was scared for fear he’d ask me my age out of spite, and I never was on oath before.” 8tude.—“What is the extremest penalty for bigamy?” Grad —“Having more than one wife.” that can l e imposed upon a fellow 93 94 Freshman Law Class 1910 Frank J. Manxix............................................. President V. S. Richards..................................... .Vice-President J. V. Wood........................................ Secretary-Treasurer J. V. Wood J. A. Stbnson � ...........................................Moot Court Committee V. S. Richards Leroy McWhinney J. P. Thomas, Jr. Thomas Hunter John Young J. V. Wood E. S. Reardon Annual Committee Ault, E., Ault, Colo.—“Squint.” The weight of the man (?) is in his brain (?). Bartels, E., Denver, Colo.—“Reggie.” Work never did him any harm. Hunter, H., Cheyenne, Wyo.—“Shvann.” We know thee for a man of many thoughts. Hcmminghousc, S. F., Denver, Colo. “Hemmie.” “Come on, fellows; let's have another one.” Leedham, A. 1., Denver, Colo.—Duke.” A court clerk who would a la v Mannix, J. F., Goldfield, Colo.—“Prexie.” As honest an Irishman as ever scuttled a ship. Mills, C. W., Denver, Colo.—“Smiley.” “Give me a lemonade this time, please.” McWhinncy, L., Denver, Colo.—“Mac.” A hail fellow, well met. O’Brien, D., Denver, Colo.—“Dennie.” “Let me l e what I am and seek not to alter me.” Oberholtzer. Miss A., Denver, Colo.—“Dutch.” A peach among many lemons. Reardon, E., Victor, Colo.—“Angel Face.” “What is this that assails my nostrils?—my God, I am undone!” Richards, V. S., Denver, Colo.—“Doc.” A man for women. Stinson, S. T., Denver, Colo.—“Baldy.” An heir to a (h)airless head. Smith, S. P., Denver, Colo.—“Newsy.” Uxtry! Uxtry! All about the odor that puzzles the dean. Tibbals, E., Denver, Colo.—“Tony.” He who knows little is confident of knowing everything. Thomas, J. l , Glenwood, Colo.—“Shorty.” A perpetual fusser; a follower of Brigham Young. Whipp. P. T., Denver, Colo.—“Grocer.” “Hi! You wi’t t ret tie on, I ’no you.” Wood, J. V., Denver, Colo.—“Blonde.” A Bohemian, but not an artist. 95 Woods, B., Denver, Colo. Barry.” An open countenance, l� ut close of speech. Young, P. I)., Las Vegas. N. M.—“Muchacha.” He has not yet arrived at the age of discretion. Zimmerman, B., Denver, Colo.—“Bud.” “Zim, you’re a heller.” Spinney. E., Denver. Colo.—“Speenv.” With wine and song his contentment is complete. Wright, B. C., Denver, Colo.—“Benny.” Far l e it from such. Lavellc, T., Greeley, Colo.—“Lav.” “I tell you, fellows, you can’t get real property by reading the Post.'' Almost Jokes. Prof. Peete—“Mr. Zimmerman, will you explain this ceremony of fealty?” Zim.—“Well, first the lord places his hands upon the tenant's head and then,---and then,--- Peete—“Well, what then?” Zim.—“And then, er—, then the tenant places his hands between his legs.” Zim. relapses into silence. Prof. Peete, explaining the difference in liability between a tenant for life without waste, and a tenant for life without impeachment for waste. “Well as Mr. Gray used to say, the only difference is this: A tenant for life without waste can do as he pleases, and a tenant for life without impeachment for waste can do as he damn pleases.” Prof. Hamsey (in criminal law)—“Mr. Stinson, what was the plaintiff’s cause of action in this case?” Stin.—“Well sir, she contracted for medical treatment and she got something else.” Prof. Manly—“Mr. Thomas, what is animus urandit” Stinson (suddenly waking up—and butting in, of course)—“That's wild animals. Professor.” Prof. Peete (absent-mindedly answering a question of Mannix’s in Property) “Well, gentlemen—and you too, Mr. Mannix,-----------------” Prof. Hardcastle—“Mr. Ault, who was Lord Blackburn?” Squint.—“He was a learned English judge, Professor.” Prof.—“Quite right, sir; quite right.” 1 7 Summer School. A large number of the more progressive colleges of the United States now have a summer session, as a part of their year's work. Some of the regular college courses are offered, and often the different colleges interchange professors, thus securing varied and enlarged opportunities for the students. Teachers, regular college students, earnest business men and women, all take advantage of this opportunity for gaining their degree, or for broadening and enlarging their intellectual life and scope. Work is driven at double speed, the energy of every one is directed towards gaining the utmost good out of the limited amount of time; and the remarkably small amount of noise, talking, bustle and confusion, quite startles the visitor well acquainted with the merry college students of the regular college year. A great variety of subjects and courses is offered to the students in the summer school. The laboratories of Biology and Chemistry will be in charge of Professors Cutler and Kngle. respectively; advanced work in Astronomy will l e offered at the Chamberlin Observatory. Professor Robert H. Beggs, will have charge of the work in Economics, while Professor Mers, of the State University of Wyoming, will offer courses in French and German. Drs. Phillips, Harrop, Roberts and Russell will have charge of their regular work in Education, Latin, History and Mathematics, and the English Classes will l e directed by Mrs. Ida Kruse McFarlane. In considering the different professors and the subjects they offer, there is no doubt but that the time and work of the student spent at summer school will gain for him far greater and letter gain than the mere points of credit. 99 The Omsk atoht L� uul Am Haimi Bi iijx.no Science Halt Huhop'b Residence Old Uxivdoutt 100 The Ijbrart CHA CKLtX R « I EVIDENCE The Mchic School The Medical Dueexsaet The Chatel lurr School or Th to loot 101 Ode. For the laying of the corner stone of the Men’s Dormitory. August, 1007. Upon this house, O Lord, Look down with favoring eyes! Build with the builders; make them strong For what their hearts devise! Here rise a wayside home Of Honor, Peace and Prayer! Of noble longings, high resolves, Of effort brave and fair! Within its door shall come Young, high-winged dreams; Fearless of toil, despising ease: Bright with the Future’s gleams. Forth from its doors shall go. On high-souled service l ent. Men earnest, loyal, patient, true, To help the world intent. And when achievement calms Beneath Life's westering sun, On Memory’s evening sky shall glow The joy here early won. Du. Ammi B. Hyde. 102 rot The Dedication of the Chapel Ground Early in the fall term of school, students, faculty, many ministers and others interested in the welfare of our school, assembled to take part in the dedication of the ground for our new chapel, which is now in the course of erection. The services were very impressive, the Chancellor giving a short address and Dr. Hyde offering prayer. Though the foundation of the chapel is the only tangible evidence of the fine new buildings being planned for the University, yet the campaign of 1907 has assured for Denver University far more than the chapel. Andrew’ Carnegie has given $30,000 foT a new library, and this money, together with the other $30,000, the condition for gaining the first, is now in the bank, and we are hoping to see the building started very soon. Mr. Carnegie has also promised $50,000 for our new science building, if we can raise a like amount. Needless to say all energy will be bent in securing this money and thus gaining for the University a finely equipped science building. In the summer campaign the alumni contributed liberally for a new gymnasium and an athletic field, both of which arc needed greatly to raise the standard of our teams, and the physical health of the students. Thus, with all these splendid buildings in view, we feel it will be but a comparatively short time until our buildings and campus will compare favorably with those of any educational institution in the Middle West. 104 % LENA DAY. We feel strongly that I lie 1909 Kyneuitlxtk would not l� e complete without the picture of Lena Day, the Chancellor's secretary. Happy, cheery and obliging. Miss Day is beloved by all—with the exception, perhaps, of students owing their tuition, who may interpret her glance as: “Where are those twelve dollars? To every memlier of the class of 19(h), however, she appears in her true character, and we all wish to here express our appreciation of her many kindnesses ami of the good will she has always shown towards us. 106 Lover’s Leap “Oh, angel caterpillar. —just see the time!” And Mancola started suddenly from her seat at the easel where she had spent the early morning, in a hurried effort to finish her test painting, which was due at the second hour class. Thrusting the brushes quickly into their box, she rushed about the room, making frantic grafts for coat, umbrella, rubbers and a few other little accessories that a trip into a rainy morning, and incidentally into muddy streets, would demand. “If I’m late to class again that means some extra half hours in the afternoon classes, and just now I can’t spare the time, with examinations so near at hand and pre-commencement picnics and parties to be thought of. I think I can make it, though, if I run.” She stopped on the porch to set down books and paints while she raised the umbrella; then bravely gathering things together she found that by holding her arms close to her side the books and box could l e taken care of, leaving her hands free; one to carry the umbrella, the other to clasp the precious picture, on the condition of which last named article much of her semester grade defended. Why hadn’t she finished the picture last week, instead of carelessly waiting till the time allowed had expired? Had the day l een bright ami full of happy sunshine there would have been no remorseful thoughts, and the days at golf and tennis would never have been considered doubtful compensations for Mancola’s present uneasiness; but in this rain and mud the feeling that a little more work would have been the better course was thrusting itself through into her troubled mind. Spurred on, then, by the desperate need of entering class on time this particular morning, and to save herself further penance in the matter of extra time spent in the 'makc up” ranks, she started to run, but had splashed only a few steps when she felt the paint box slipping from her arm. Here was a pretty situation—to be possessed of a desire to reach class punctually, with an inclination to run to further one’s purpose, and then be hampered in such hopeless fashion. Mancola’s conscience pricked with increasing vehemence till she was trembling on the verge of tears. “But no, she told herself, “there’s dampness enough hereabouts, and, inasmuch a I can’t swim, crying would lie actually dangerous. So she tightened her precarious grip on her treasures and pressed on with aching arms—-no idle figure that. The University was in sight now, and the l edraggled maiden beheld its nearing structure with grateful eye. If her strength held out and her arms held in she felt reasonably sure of reaching its welcome shelter with her treasures intact. She was getting on well enough, advancing slowly ami with difficulty, though steadily, till confronted midway on the stepping-stone crossing that bridged the street between the Engineers’ frat house and the campus, by a stretch of mud appalling to her limited-stepping reach. To go back and around the other way meant a walk of an extra two blocks, and an added walk meant loss of time— time that was precious this morning. If she jumped she already had a life-siie picture of her flopping form, floundering al out in the mud between her present footing and that other wicked stone, that seemed floating farther away the longer she looked. Of course she could walk across, but that would mean the almost certain loss of rubbers. She had even had one of her pumps pulled off in a similar sea of mud on a previous like occasion. The prospect wasn’t cheerful. She surveyed the surrounding block for assistance: 107 for even the Fight of a boy would have l een a welcome one, but the Engineers’ frat house was the only one on the block, and the closes! scrutiny failed to reveal even the semblance of a pipe. Should she take her life in her hands? No, she couldn’t well do that, for both hands were already full. Standing a moment irresolute, she further considered that if she risked a jump, it would l e at the peril of her arms loosening their hold on paint box and books. But she was wasting time, and this was a desperate case—she’d take the chance. Without further waiting she made ready for the fatal leap. Too late, she realized that an underskirt, hastily put on, had slipped its fastening and in her hurried walk had dropped just far enough to make anything but an abbreviated step impossible. And the leap she had planned was ruthlessly cut short, leaving Man-cola sort of in the middle distance.” She was a bit slow in realizing the details of this little surprise, and when she surveyed her immediate surroundings with a really understanding eye, it was to find herself in a position similar to that which she remembered seeing each boy, in his turn, assume in a game of I-eap Frog. Mancola, tho with remarkable skill, was resting her weight upon but one hand, and the picture, being the all-important consideration in this ill-attended expedition, was held high above her head in perfect state of preservation. True, the rain continued to fall, but falling didn’t seem to hurt the rain and the picture, fortunately, was a water color. So, as Mancola’s drawing instructor’s constant admonition was that the paper be kept moist, she reflected with a deal of satisfaction that for once she was fulfilling his wishes to the last degree. The umbrella, too, was still in an upright position—the only thing indeed that was—though not in a location exactly calculated to shelter the humbled maiden’s hatless head—hatless, because in this college town girls did not often appear in millinery adornment. There was that then to he thankful for—her bonnet was at home on a shelf. An upright position was accomplished with some difficulty, the rise being slow, because Mancola wished to regain her equilibrium gracefully. Once up, she thought to look al out her and absorb the situation in its completeness, that being about the only thing in her muddy precipitation she hadn’t already absorl ed. “At any rate,” she mused, “there's no one near to laugh over my mishap.” Slowly she lifted one foot, rubberless now, of course, and faced about. And, oh blossoming cabbages! there, where before she had noted but an empty street, was a whole porch full of engineers. “Still,” came the comforting thought, “they are all gentlemen, for they are all engineers,” and she turned to them a welcoming, though withal, a rather forlorn smile. “Thank you,” she said as nearly a dozen caps were lifted from as many gallant heads, “first, I’ll ask someone to take my picture, for that’s my chief concern in this dilemma.” “But we haven’t a kodak among us,” they replied with real regret. Mancola laughed good naturedly, and explained that it was her precious water-color handiwork referred to. “And my umbrella, please,” as any number of willing hands reached forth to relieve her of that weather protector. “Now, if you’ll kindly hold it so the rain won’t rush in torrents down my neck,” she continued, “I'll try to—.” 108 And straightway with the alacrity and precision of a soldier-drilled corps, every masculine head was turned, leaving Mancola, the concealed center of the group and not an eye betrayed a sign of having seen the maiden blush. “Oh, it’s all right,” she assured the gallant band. “You see it’s what the dressmakers call a ‘drop skirt’—but I hadn’t anticipated its dropping so far. You may right about face now.” ' Considering that the paint box had been careful to fall in just the proper place, and with just the necessary splash to furnish Mancola’s left eye and the east side of her nose with sufficient mud to render her appearance such that her place in a beauty gallery might be challenged, she directed the work of recovering her buried treasures with surprising calm and admirable poise. She observed with keen relish, that one book lay open with its pages spattered, save just enough space to reveal the apt quotations, “Look before you leap.” “Yes,” laughed Mancola with due appreciation of the irony of fate, “ ‘Pride goeth before destruction and an haughty spirit before a fall.’ My pride got so far ahead I've lost sight of it now,” and she looked askance at her muddy skirts. “Pity some of that ‘spirit’ couldn’t linger a while to help a person in a predicament like this; but there, that’s thoughtless and unkind, for what need have I of ampler assistance than is now at my command? Gentlemen, lead on!” “But stay,” she said, “I wish before we start someone would remove at least a portion of the mud from the Ethiopian side of my face. I’m afraid I look ‘two-faced’ this way. And must I ‘turn the other cheek’?” “Not unless you want the roses rubbed away,” one youth made gallant reply as he folded up a muddy handkerchief,—“which I shall always keep as a souvenir,” he added to himself. “Oh, as for that,—the complexion has long since been washed off. I only hope it didn’t go in streaks. How is it?” she asked, laughing and pretending great concern. “Perfect,” her attendant assured her. “I’d never have suspected that you painted.” “Mercy! is the picture as bad jus that?” she tusked woefully and pretending not to understand his teasing thrust. Her eyes sought the unfortunate water-color sadly. “Poor Lover’s Leap,” she sighed. “I don’t agree with you,” he said, “I’d call it great, for a girl.’’ “You flatter the sex,” she replied with pouting sarcasm. “But really, that was a long jump for a girl.” “Oh, I thought you had been speaking of my picture, and instead you’ve been reminding me of my failure as a circus performer.” “Why, is it a picture of Lover’s Leap,” he asked in surprise, ignoring the latter part of her remark. “I’d never have thought of you as haunting a place like Lover’s Leap, though 1 can’t blame the fellows.” “I was there just to paint it,” she assured him coldly. Her companion heaved a great sigh of relief, and looked at her in greedy admiration. One group ahead was admiring the picture, and all pronounced it an exact reproduction of the rocky cliff, so regularly sought by Sunday strollers. “I see,” laughed Mancola, “you’ve all been there.” “Stung!” blushed the guilty chorus, “but we’re disappointed in not finding our pictures here.” “Sillies!” interrupted the youth at her side, “you couldn’t expect her to do you justice by moonlight!” “The wrater is just pouring down my neck,” Mancola interposed hastily, and ignoring her companions’ challenging remark. “Couldn't you move the umbrella a bit? Just now it Is you who should--------.” “Have it in the neck,” the chorus finished for her. 109 “Now, follows, 1 don’t call that fair,” ho appealed to tho roar guard who were busy wiping mud from books and paint box. “I even use Ivory soap— don’t I?” ho ended in pleading tones. “Wo haven’t the least idea what you’re talking about, but it's a pretty safe guess that you’re wrong, so our unanimous ballot is,‘No,’” tho roar guard answered him unfeelingly. M ncola smiled at her companion's protestations and looked up to see the suIvance guard waiting on the steps of the frat house. “Mrs. Maxwell will take care of you now,” they called back to her. and, even its they spoke, that motherly chaperone appeared at the door, all eagerness to lend a helping hand. “Bovs,” ! egan the muddy girl, “you’ve been so kind------- They held up their hands protestingly. “Don’t thank us,” they chorused, “the honor was all ours.” “And the pleasure was all mine,” laughed Mancola as she entered the house. When the door had closed the lx ys turned accusing eyes on Arthur Trenton. “You're a pig,” they told him gently. “Now, there you go like a lot of complaining children. What’s your particular grievance this time?” “Oh yes, baby innocence, you know ’twas we who fished the maiden out of a muddy grave, we who waded and sank in the mire to rescue books, paints and rubliers, but you----.” “Well, as you gallant gentlemen had the honor of rescuing the lady and recovering her property, what could l e more natural than that I should wish to escort her to our hospitable home?” “You’re right,” they answered glumly. “Nothing more natural than that you should want the best for yourself.” “Yes, and the selfish thing even snatched the umbrella from me after I hail spoiled two handkerchiefs in removing mud from the handle,” complained one of the injured chorus. “Of course I took the umbrella, for as 1 was going to walk l esidesaid damsel I wanted her to be sheltered from the storm. Do you think I have no gallantry?” “Lots of ’em.” they assured him promptly. “And as for the handkerchiefs.” the accused one continued, scornfully disregarding the chorus’ allusion to his popularity with the other sex, “as for the handkerchiefs, my dear Kddie, I said nothing al out them when I saw you removing them from my box this morning, hut now I shall ask you to have them laundered.” “Laundered indeed!” sniffed his friend, “and of course I took them from your 1h x, otherwise I'd never have gotten them back, and 1 should have taken the rest of that half dozen you borrowed from me last week.” “Why children dears, I believe you are almost angry,” and Arthur Trenton sank languidly into the only chair on the porch. “Great heavens! shouted the chorus in dismay. “We might have known he’d do it!” “Well, what on earth,” Arthur asked in surprise, when he noted the looks of genuine alarm on every face. “Such a troublesome lot,” he complained, as rough hands reached forth from all about to lift him from his seat. 110 The group surveyed with regretful eyes the ruined picture of Lover’s Leap. “And 1 put it down for only a minute, just long enough to shake the mud from my sleeve, but I ought to have known lietter than to let it leave my hands wailed the erstwhile picture-liearer. “Sure, you careless chump and Arthur glared accusingly at the miserable youth. “You ought to have held on to it. Porch chairs are to sit in and as we're not in the habit of having ours decorated with water-color pictures, how was I to know that anyone would l c so criminally thoughtless as to ----------- “Oh. he’s hopeless the sorry band agreed, “but he shall be left alone to explain all this to the girl.” And off they marched without further parley. “This Ls a pretty fix, now isn’t it. Oh, I say fellows ’ But they were gone and Arthur was left to explain its l est lie might. Me was contemplating the ill-fated water-color, with rueful gaze, when the tloor opened and Mancola appeared. She tried very hard to hide her amazement and sorrow when she beheld the ruin of her picture, and after the guilty engineer had explained, with many apologies, how the unfortunate thing had come aliout, she forced a smile and assured him it had turned out much l etter than she could ever have made it with her brush. “It’s so impressionistic, don't you know!” she finished gaily. “The pun and the paint are on me alright, hut does the paint look bad on my cravenette?” he asked anxiously. “Still speaking slightingly of my skill, hut the paint doesn't show on your coat at all,” she answered haughtily. “Now, that’s my disappointment; nothing to show for my work.” “No, but see what 1 have to show for it—what do you suppose teacher will say?” “Well, if he’d seen my sensational jump when the fellows shouted at me, he’d pronounce it the finest reproduction of Lover’s Leap ever attempted.” “Yes. if he’d seen him jump, the lying hypocrite!” And nearly a dozen pairs of fists, in hiding in the hall, beat the air in Arthur's direction. “And could the lady have seen the lordly leisure with which he rose from that chair she’d not stand there smiling at him now.” And again the hall was filled with angry mutterings. “But, dear me. I must l e off. for I still have time to get in ! efore class is over, and this picture must !� e submitted this morning. Mancola l� egan. “Why, Miss—, Miss—,” liegan the contrite youth. “Miss Orton.” she prompted him. “Why, M iss Orton, surely, you'll allow me to take the picture to class. I ll see you home first, and then I can make the necessary explanations to your art instructor.” “No, no. I can’t let you do that. Besides, I think the sight of actual mud on my dress will help my cause. You know one’s teachers are used to hearing excuses:” “Well, perhaps you’re right.” he admitted, “but I must explain about the present condition of the riclure.” And so he marched along, glad to leave behind him the ireful band of brother engineers. Let them do their worst that night, he would enjoy the morning. “Bet they’ll Ik engaged l efore night,” one of the band asserted, and the others were disposed to l elieve him. as, lis| ersing to their morning studies, they saw Arthur ami Mancola going the long way ’round to the I niversity. At the foot of the stairs leading to the art room. Maneola reached for her picture. “For I must hurry up. she said, “liefore the hour is over.” “But aren’t you going to let me go in with you? You know, Miss Orton, I am responsible for that picture.” “No, I think I’d letter go in alone,” she smiled and drew away the hand 111 he had caught. “Thank you so much for your trouble, Mr. Trenton, and goodbye,” she said quickly. “Then I’ll wait for you here,” he announced doggedly as she started up the steps. . True to his word she found him waiting when she, all radiant in smiles that spoke of success, came down the steps. “Yes,” she assured him, “Mr. Leedholm said mine was by far the best picture handed in and a splendid likeness of Lover’s Leap.” “So he’s been there too,” laughed Arthur, delighted over the happy outcome of the picture. “And when I told him of your part in it he askcnl if you were still alive, for you know Lover’s Leap is a very high precipice.” “All but dead,” said Arthur, “and here I lie at the foot of the cliff—a hopeless wreck, unless you decide to rescue me.” “How can you expect sympathy when, by your own words, you admit you are ‘lying’? I’m not sure you need rescuing, except from the tendency to falsify.” And Mancola looked very solemn. “Besides,” she continued, “I don't like being compared to a cliff.” “I meant only that you are so far above me,” he urged. “It’s your own fault—you jumped off,” she reminded him cruelly. “And I’d do it again for you,” he said in serious earnestness, “but don’t make me do it, dear maid, don’t turn your heart to stone.” “What other kind could a cliff be expected to have?” she asked him, still taunting, and quickened her pace so that Arthur’s reply was cut short in an effort to catch up. But their speed was slackened ! efore they reached the scene of the morning’s disaster. “You win,” chimed the chorus of engineers to their prophetic brother as Arthur and Mancola, utterly oblivious to the crowd of gazers on the frat house porch, passed along the street on the way home. And indeed no further proof was needed, for, “Look,” said the engineer who had made the morning wager, “the rain is pouring off the umbrella right down her neck and she doesn’t even know it.” —Mary E. Stevens. 112 Beta Theta Pi. Founded at Miami University, Oxfonl, Ohio, 1830. By John Rhilly Knox. COLORS, Rink and Blue. FLOWER, The Rose. Alpha Zeta Chapter. Charter Granted 1888. FRATRES IN FACULTATE. Hknry A. Buchtki., Chancellor. George C. Manly FRATRES IN UR RE. Bishop Hknky W. Wahrkn Governor Hknky A. Buchtkl Judge Robkkt E. Lewis Judge Wilbur F. Stone Judge Grkklky W. Whitkoud Judge Hubert L. Shattuck Judge Booth M. Malone Judgk K. T. Wells I)r. Frost Craft I)r. Bay ard Craig Dr. F. C. Buchtkl J. Stanley Edwards Edwin L. Sarin Prof. Wm. O. Muksky Roger Wolcott. Earl M. Cranston Willi am S. I like Sylvester G. Williams William A. Moore J. Walter Sylvester ('has. K. Durbin Ralph M. Brann Harry E. Inslky (’has. W. Franklin Frank S. Kokschlaub Joel W. Shackelford Hknry J. Hkksky Harry Robinson Frank Doyvnkr FRATRES IN UNIVKRSITATE. Arthur Eliot White Edson Delano Ault Archibald Benjaman Bonner Malcolm Howe Carpenter Julian Osgood How k Hubert Shattuck Howe Lincoln Roy Meeker Walter Edward Jknkixson Clarence Culver Moohk William Harvey Brownell Walter Clarence Hkckkndorf Ernest Bow ditch Upton John Paul Lee Ralph William Smith Everett Owens Lehoy McWhinnky Percy Scott Kawlks Samuel Jesse Hanks Charles Emory Morse Clarence Brock Goddard 114 115 SS7 Chapter Roll. Amherst Central De Pauw Boston Texas Hanover Bowdoin Vanderbilt Indiana Brown Bethany Purdue Dartmouth Wabash Maine Cincinnati Miami Beloit Columbia Ohio Chicago Rutgers Ohio State Illinois Stevens West Virginia Knox Wesleyan Wittenberg Michigan Yale Northwestern Case Wisconsin Colgate Denison Cornell Kenyon Iowa St. Lawrence Ohio Wevleyan Iowa State Syracuse Toronto Western Reserve Iowa Wesleyan Wooster Minnesota Union Nebraska Dickinson Colorado Johns Hopkins Denver Lehigh Kansas Pennsylvania Missouri Pa. State Col. Oklahomu Wash.-Jeff'n Davidson % Washington Westminster Hampden-Sidney North Carolina California Stanford Virginia Washington State 116 I Sigma Alpha Epsilon. Founded at the I'niversity of Alabama, 1856. COLORS, Royal Purple ami Old Ciold. FLOWER, The Violet. Colorado Zeta Chapter. Established 1891. FRATRE8 IN' UNIVERSITATK. Lil eral Arts.. Medical School faculty. ...................Ahthitu H. Harrop .................... Cuthbert Powell COLLEGE OF LIBERAL ARTS. Franklin I. Badglky Edward C. Cline Paul F. Brisskndkn Lloyd B. Neill Charles W. Sterling R. Alfred King Bradford R. Kihkhridk Ernst M. Hf.nmng SENIORS. Thompson K. Ashby Charles O. Thibodeau J. Milo Tait juniors. George H. Di ke Guy L. Hammitt sophomores. Walter B. Green Bertram A. White William H. Andrews Kenneth Allen FRESH M KN. George K. Painter Walter Pyke Johnson Clarence Bailey James F. North fill Chapter Roll of Sigma Alpha Epsilon. PROVINCE ALPHA. University of Maine. Boston University, Massachusetts Institute of Technology, Harvard University, Worcester Polytechnic Institute. PROVINCE BETA. Cornell University, Columbia University, St. Stephen’s College, Syracuse University, Allegheny College, Dickinson College, Pennsylvania State College, Buckncll University, Gettysburg College, University of Pennsylvania. PROVINCE GAMMA. George Washington University, University of Virginia, Washington and Lee University, University of North Carolina, Davidson College, Wofford College. PROVINCE DELTA. University of Michigan, Adrian College, Mt. Union College, Ohio Wesleyan University, University of Cincinnati, Ohio State University, Case School of Science, Franklin College, Purdue University, University of Indiana, Northwestern University, University of Illinois, University of Chicago, University of Minnesota, University of Wisconsin. PROVINCE EPSILON. University of Georgia, Mercer University, Emory College, Georgia School of Technology, Southern University, University of Alabama, Alabama Polytechnic Institute. PROVINCE ZETA. University of Missouri, Washington University, University of Nebraska, University of Arkansas, University of Kansas, University of Iowa, Iowa State College. PROVINCE ETA. University of Colorado, Denver University, Colorado School of Mines, Lcland Stanford Jr. University, University of California, University of Washington. PROVINCE THETA. Louisiana State University, Tulane University, University of Mississippi, University of Texas. PROVINCE IOTA. Central University, Bethel College, Kentucky State College, Southwestern Presbyterian University, Cumberland University, Vanderbilt University, University of Tennessee, University of the South, Southwestern Baptist University. 120 ir.t i Kappa Sigma. Founded at the University of Virginia. I860. COLORS, Scarlet, White and Emerald Green. FLOWER. Lily of the Valley. Beta Omicron Chapter. Charter Granted 1902. FRATHE IN FACULTATK. John Randolph Neal. FRATRK8 IN UR BE. J. R. Killian W. F. Dentour F. R. Wright J. M. Woy F. C. Carrtarphen R. F. Lamhkrton W. J. Mokkil A. M. Smith I . Fitch I). M. Carson E. E. Gaines I. W. McConskli. W. C. Bowen Ji H. Haym� F. L. Vkatch W. E. Foley W. W. Platt W. H. Woodard F HAT RES IN UNIYERSITATE. I ha R. Seltzer Rollik W. Bradford Eugene D. Preston Charles F. Morris G. Clyde Parker Elmer L. Brock Romi.ky E. Foote William R. Eaton Mervin G. Hughes COLLEGE OF LI HER A L ARTS. Otiio S. Bowling Harlan S. Don Carlos Albert B. Denham school OK LAW. James .1. Flynn Vehe S. Rktiamds Sam. F. Hkmminghoi sk Ernest I.. Spinney .1. R kimeh Espy Roy E. Dickerson Leslie E. Hi bbard i ' j Chapter Roll of Kappa Sigma. DISTRICT I. University of Maine, Bowdoin College, New Hampshire College, Dartmouth College, University of Vermont, Massachusetts State College, Harvard University, Brown University. DISTRICT II. Cornell University, New York University, Syracuse University, Swarth-more College, Pennsylvania State College, University of Pennsylvania, Buck-nell University, Lehigh University, Dickinson College. DISTRICT in. University of Maryland, George Washington University, University of Virginia, Randolph-Macon College, Washington and Lee University, William and Mary College, Hampden-Sidney College, Richmond College. DISTRICT IV. Davidson College, Trinity College, University of North Carolina, North Carolina A. and M. College, Wofford College. DISTRICT V. Mercer University, Georgia School of Technolog}'. University of Georgia, University of Alabama, Alabama Polytechnic Institute. DISTRICT VI. Cumberland University, Vanderbilt University, University of Tennessee; Southwestern Presbyterian University, University of the South, Union University. DISTRICT VII. Ohio State University, Case School of Applied Science, Washington and Jefferson College, Kentucky State College. district vm. University of Michigan, Purdue University, Wabash College, University of Indiana, University of Illinois, Lake Forest University, University of Chicago, University of Wisconsin. DISTRICT IX. University of Minnesota, University of Iowa, University of Nebraska. DISTRICT x. William Jewell College, University of Missouri, Washington University, Missouri School of Mines, Baker University, University of Arkansas, University of Oklahoma. DISTRICT XI. Millsaps College, Louisiana State University, Tulane University, Southwestern University, University of Texas. DISTRICT XII. University of Denver, Colorado College, Colorado School of Mines. DISTRICT XIII. Leland Stanford, University of California. DISTRICT xiv. University of Washington, University of Oregon, University of Idaho. 124 • ® r, ka« t c QCTMO.t. Gamma Sigma Tau. Founded at University of Denver,-1906. COLORS, Rose and Seal Brown. FLOWER, Pink Rose. MEMBER IN FACULTATE. Edward Rossiter Mugrage.. MEMBERS IN UNIVERSITATE. JUNIORS. Lawyer Winter Bowen Claude Rupert Kellogg Jesse LeRoy Raymond Henry Harold Savage Charles Oscar Templin sophomores. Hugh Bernard Kellogg, Alfred Brock Lort William Franklin Templin freshmen. Ashley Hamwan Ross Finley Mills absent members. Carl Victor Johnson Arthur J. Pearson Gamma Sigma Tau 126 Phi Delta Phi. Founded at the University of Michigan. INfiO. COLORS, (larnet and Blue. FLOWKR, Jacqueminot Rose. Brewer Chapter. Kstahlished at the University of Denver Law School. 190 2. FRATRKS IN FAUULTATK. Dkax Lee ic.s V. Hoyt (Story) CiisoRCE C. Manly (Kent) John R. Neal (Brewer) Charles R. Brock (Brewer) FRATRKS IN UNIVKRSITATK. 1908. Walter C. Hhckbxdorf J. Raul Lee Frank A. Firm honk J. Dkmino Feu kins, Jr. Gkokok Clyde Barker Oscar K. Willey Joseph D. Fender Max M. Bulkklky 1909. R B. Upton Klmkr L. Brock Jakes (L RooERS Frank Mi Donoi oh, Jr. John W. K. Ridgway 1910. Leroy McWhinney 127 Thomas Hunter Chapter Roll of Phi Delta Phi. Kent.............Law Department, University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, Mich Benjamin----College of Law, Illinois Wesleyan University, Bloomington, III. Booth.......................Northwestern University Law School, Chicago, 111. Story.....................School of Law, Columbia University, New York City Cooley...........St. Louis Law School, Washington University, St. Louis, Mo. Pomeroy.................Hastings College of the Law, University of California, San Francisco, California. Marshall....Law School, George Washington University, Washington, D. C. Jay.................Albany Law School, Union University, Albany, N. Y. Webster.....................Boston University School of Law, Boston, Mass. Hamilton..............Law Department, Cincinnati University, Cincinnati, 0. Gibson .....Department of Law, University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia Choate......................Harvard University Law School, Cambridge, Mass. Waite......................Yale University Law School, New Haven, Conn. Field..'..........Department of Law, New York University, New York City Conkling..................School of Law, Cornell University, Ithaca N. Y. Tiedeman...............Law Department, University of Missouri, Columbia, Mo. Minor..........Law Department, University of Virginia, Charlottesville, Va. Dillon............Department of Law, University of Minnesota, Minneapolis Daniels.......................Buffalo University Law School, Buffalo, N. Y. Chase...................School of Law, University of Oregon, Portland, Oregon Harlan.................College of Law, University of Wisconsin, Madison, Wis. Swan..................Law Department, Ohio State University, Columbus, Ohio McClain...............Law Department, State University of Iowa, Iowa City Lincoln............College of Law, University of Nebraska, Lincoln. Neb. Osgoode................Law School of Upper Canada, Toronto, Ont. (Dormant.) Fuller...................................Chicago-Kent College of Law, Chicago Miller...................Law Department, Leland Stanford Jr. University, Palo Alto, California Green............. School of Law, University of Kansas, Lawrence, Kansas Comstock.............College of Law, Syracuse University, Syracuse, N. Y. Dwight.............................New York Law School, New York City Foster................School of Law, Indiana University, Bloomington, Ind. Itanney...........Western Reserve University Law School, Cleveland, Ohio Langdell...........College of Law, University of Illinois, Champaign, 111. Brewer................School of Law, University of Denver, Denver, Colo. Douglas.....................Law School, University of Chicago, Chicago, III. Ballinger..........School of Law, University of Washington, Seattle, Wash. Malone.............Law Department, Vanderbilt University, Nashville, Tenn. Evarts........................Brooklyn Law School, St. Lawrence University, • Brooklyn, N. Y. Thomas.............Law Department, University of Colorado, Boulder, Colo. Beatty......College of Law, University of Southern California, Los Angeles, Cal. 12 Omega Upsilon Phi. Founded at University of Buffalo Medical College. 1K94. COLORS, Crimson and Gold. Delta Chapter. Established at University of Denver Medical Department, 1898. FRATRES HONORARIL H. A. Buchtel, A.M., D.D., LL.D. S. A. Fisk, M.I). W. A. Jayne, M.I). W. C. Bank. M.D. W. H. Beuotold .1. M. Blaine, M.D. S. (1. Bonnky, A.M., M.D. S. B. Childs, M.D. W. H. Davis, M.D. .1. B. Davis, M.D. E. F. Dean, M.D. C. E. Edson, M.D. W. I). Engle, A M., Ph D FkaNK ROGERS, M.I). C. A. Powers, A.M., M.I). K. C. Rivers, M.D. E. C. Hill, M Sc., M.D. W. C. Mitchell, M.D. H. («. Wether ill, M.I). R. W. Arndt, M.D. Frost Craft Buchtel, A.M., M.D. L. M. Barney, M.D. C� . M. Blickensderfer, M.D. T. E. Carmody, D.D.S., D.Sc., M.D C� . L. Munson, M.D. E. W. Lazkll, M.I). Cl. K. Olmstkad, Ph.D., M.D. M. H. Taylor, M.D. C. C. Bell, M.D. M. E. Preston, M.D. Guy DeParois, M.I). F. C. Buchtel, M.D. Tracy R. Love, M.D. H. S. Cooper, M.D. T. E. Carmody, D.D.S Max Nicholson W. Scott Cl eland L. G. Woodford M. J. Tierney L. B. Wheeler H. P. Brandenburg R. W. Cain C. B. Lyman, M.D. .1. M. Foster, M.D. J. H. Pershing, M.D. H. T. Pershing, M.Sc., M.D. I. B. Perkins, A.M., M.D. Henry Sew all, Ph.D., M.D. .1. A. Wilder, M.D. H. B. Whitney. A.B., M.I). W. .1. Roth well, M.D. FRATRES IN UR BE. Elmer McKeown, M.D. Virgil Thompson, M.D. Frank Dunk el, M.D. E. A. Shaffer, M.D. E. M. Sheehan. M.D. W. B. Lutes, M.D. Guy Ashbaugh, M.D. B. F. Kern, M.D. F. B. Stephenson. M.D, H. VV. Averill, M.D. H. A. Barkley, M.D. Jno. W. McNamarra, M.D. Tracy R. Love, M.D. FRATRES IN FACULTATE. J. C. Herrick, M.D. Cuthbert Powell, M.D. B. I. Johnson, M.D. ., M.D. G. C. Wallace, M.D FRATRES IN UNIYKRSITATE. seniors. F. E. Cole L. C. Wollen weber juniors. George Lee Paul Leyda L. L. Patterson sophomores. Rex B. Yeager L. J. Parker C. I). Wells freshmen. E. J. Rhoades R. M. Shea. 129 130 Omega UpsiJon Phi CHAPTER ROLL. Alpha....................................................University of Buffalo Beta..................................................University of Cincinnati Gamma.........................................Union University, Albany, N. Y. Delta......................................................Denver University Epsilon.....................University and Bellevue Medical College, N. Y. Eta.. ................................... ............University of Colorado Theta.............................Cornell University, New York City, N. Y. Theta Deuteron........................Cornell Medical College, Ithaca, N. Y. Iota............................Cooper Medical College, San Francisco, Cal. Kappa............College of Physicians and Surgeons, New York City, N. Y. Lambda............................... Miami Medical College, Cincinnati, Ohio Mu...................................... Northwestern University, Chicago, 111. Nu............................... Medical College of Virginia, Richmond, Ya. Xi................................University College of Medicine, Richmond, Va. Omicron.... Medical Department, Uni versity of North Carolina, Chapel Hill, N.C. Pi.........Medical Department, University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Pa. Rho............................. lefferson Medical College, Philadelphia, Pa. Kappa Alumni............................................New York City, N. Y. Lake Kenka Alumni..........................................New York City, N. Y. California Alumni.........................................San Francisco, Cal. 13) Alpha Kappa Kappa. Founded September 29, 1888, Medical Department, Dartmouth College Hanover, N. H. COLORS. White and Dartmouth Green. Rho Chapter. Instituted January 6, I!H 3. FHATRES IN FAITLTATE. Dk. J. N. Hall Du. T. M. Burns Dk. G. H. Stover Dk. H. K. McGkaw Dk. W. H. Shakpley Dr. J. C. Hut hison Dr. H. G. Harvey Dk. A. Williams Die. S. D. Hopkins Dr. J. H. Allkn Dr. 1. C. Mikrlky Dr. W. K. Ckaig Dr. E. C. N ast Dk. E. W. Fox Dr. H. O. Baker Dk. S. M. Oppknhki.m Du. W. G. Mudd Dr. J. C. Ruddy fhatres in URBK. Dr. F. Estes 1)r. J. I). Barry C. R. Baker Dr. N. C. Bkck Dk. Harry Cohn Dr. H. C. Smiley Dr. J. W. Calkins Dk. K. H. Fritts fhatres in r x iv ers it at e. A. H. Hill Jesse L. Hanks K. L. Hazkltink Norbkrt H. Knock FOURTH YEAH. P. 8. Rawls THIRD YEAR. T. J. Dan ah Ki ('has. E. MortsE F. N. Lorre SECOND YEAR. Arthur H. Smii.kv Van Dyke McKklvky FIRST YEAR. V. J. Doucet R. L. Furbie R. W. Johnson H. E. Robinson J. C. Kennedy A. R. K RAC AW 132 CHAPTER ROLL. Alpha.................................................... . Dartmouth College Beta......................College of Physicians and Surgeons, San Francisco Gamma..................................................Tufts Medical College Delta..................................................University of Vermont Epsilon................................................Jefferson Medical College Zeta ... ............. ...........Long Island College Hospital Medical School Eta...............................College of Physicians and Surgeons, Chicago Theta......................................................... Bowdoin College lota...................................................University of Syracuse Kappa................................................Milwaukee Medical College Lambda ................................................. . Cornell University Mu...... University of Pennsylvania Nu...................................................... Rush Medical College Xi.................................................. Northwestern University Omicron ...............................................Miami Medical College Pi...................................................Ohio Medical University Rho....................................................University of Denver Sigma ................................................ University of California Tau ....... .........................................University of the South Upsilon. . ............................................University of Oregon Phi........... ......... ..............................University of Nashville Chi........................... ........................ Vanderbilt University Psi......................................................University of Minnesota Omega................................................ University of Tennessee Alpha Beta................................................................Tulane University Alpha Gamma................................................University of Georgia Alpha Delta................................................ McGill University Alpha Epsilon..............................................University of Toronto Alpha Zeta.................................... George Washington University Alpha Eta...................................................................Vale University Alpha Theta............................................ .University of Texas Alpha Iota...................’.........................University of Michigan Alpha Kappa.............................................................Richmond University Alpha Lambda.....................................University of South Carolina % 133 Psi Omega. Founded at Baltimore College of Dentistry, 1892. COLORS. Light Blue and White. Mu Chapter. Established at University of Denver, 1897. FRATRKS HONORAR1I. V. A. Bhi baker. I).D.S. H. W. Bates. D.D.S. Vm. Smkdley, D.D.S. J. C. Scott, D.D.S. A. SlLVERSTKIN, A.B.. M.D. E. K. Vaughan. D.D.S. Edw. F. Dean', M.D. H. A. Fynn. D.D.S. FRATRKS IN FACTLTATE. T. E. Cahmody, M.D., D.D.S., D.Sc. W. T. Chamber . P.DA J. S. Jackson, D.D.S. A. T. Arthur, D.D.S. W. A- Bkikrly, D.D.S. R. P. McGee, D.D.S. W. A. Flint, D.D.S. J. K. LaUghlin, D.D.S. E. P. Lewis. D.D.S. H. B. Evans, D.D.S. I. R. Berth am, D.D.S. V. C. Smedlky. D.D.S. FRATRKS IN VRBE. D. A. Hop kin's, D.D.S. W. E. Sanderson, D.D.S. H. F. Hoffman, D.D.S. I). A. Block, D.D.S. A. Mitchell, D.D.S. M. Catlett, D.D.S. A. W. Heitler, D.D.S. K. K. Cross, D.D.S. A. J. Patk, D.D.S. FRATRKS IN UNIVERSITATE. SENIOR. - Wm. E. Sinton JUNIOR. Wm. C. Bailey. FRESHMEN. F. W. Stoddard Mac Giesecke Walter Miller 134 CHAPTER ROLL, Alpha.......................................Baltimore College of Dental Surgery .......................................New York College of Dentistry Gamma.....................Pennsylvania College of Dental Surgery, Philadelphia ])efta ..................................Tufts Dental College, Boston, Mass. Epsilon............................Western Reserve lrDiversity, Cleveland, Ohio 2eta .................................University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia Eta................................................Philadelphia Dental College Theta......................................University of Buffalo, Buffalo, N. Y. Iota...................................Northwestern University, Chicago, III. Kappa....................................... Chicago College of Dental Surgery Lambda.......................... .University of Minnesota, Minneapolis, Minn. Hu.........................................University of Denver, Denver, Colo. Nu....................................Pittsburg Dental College, Pittsburg, Pa. Xi ...................................Marquette University, Milwaukee. Wis. Mu Delta.............................. . Harvard University Dental School Omicron................................... Louisville College of Dental Surgery pi...............................Baltimore Medical College, Dental Department Beta Sigma. .College of Physicians and Surgeons, Dental Dept., San FrancLso, Cal. Rho................................... ..... ... Ohio College, Dental Surgery Sigma................................. Medico-Chirurgical College, Philadelphia Tau....................................... Atlanta Dental College, Atlanta, Ga. Cpsilon.....................University of Southern California, Ix s Angeles, Cal. Phi ........................................University of Maryland, Baltimore Chi... ..........................North Pacific Dental College. Portland, Oregon Psi...................... Starling Ohio Medical University, Columbus, Ohio Omega...... ............... ........Indiana Dental College, Indianapolis, Ind. Beta Alpha......................................University of Illinois, Chicago Beta Gamma...................George Washington University, Washington, I). C. Beta Delta........................University of California, San Francisco, Cal. Beta Epsilon.................................. New Orleans College of Dentistry Beta Zeta........................ ....St. Louis Dental College, St. Louis, Mo. Beta Eta......................... .... Keokuk Dental College, Keokuk, Iowa Beta Theta..............................Georgetown University, Washington, I). C. Gamma Iota................................Southern Dental College, Atlanta, Ga. Gamma Kappa......................... University of Michigan, Ann Arl or, Mich. Gamma Lamlxla................College of Dental and Oral Surgery of New York Gamma Mu........................................University of Iowa, Iowa City Gamma Nu.......... ...................Vanderbilt University, Nashville, Tenn. Gamma Xi.......... ............ University College of Medicine, Richmond, Ya. ALUMNI CHAPTERS. New York Alumni Chapter.. Duquesne Alumni Chapter... Minnesota Alumni Chapter.., Chicago Alumni Chapter..... Boston Alumni Chapter..... Philadelphia Alumni Chapter. New Orleans Alumni Chapter Ixw Angeles Alumni Chapter. Cleveland Alumni Chapter... Seattle Alumni Chapter..... Portsmouth Alumni Chapter. Buffalo Alumni Chapter..... ... New York City ----Pittsburg, Pa. Minneapolis, Minn. ......Chicago, 111. .... Boston, Mass. .. Philadelphia. Pa. . New Orleans, La. .. Los Angeles, Cal. . . .Cleveland, Ohio ....Seattle, Wash. Portsmouth, Ohio . ..Buffalo, X. Y. 136 Delta Sigma Delta Founded at University of Michigan, 1882. COLORS, Turquoise Blue and Garnet. Phi Chapter Established at University of Denver Dental Department, 1906. Deputy Supreme Grand Master, Lynn D. Mathews, D.D.S. FRATRES IX UNIVERSITATEL seniors. Louis Adklman F. M. Brewster S. J. Neill J. W. Trosper A. C. Lake juniors. F. L. Scott VV. R. Brown FRESHMEN. A. VV. Martin E. H. Sater L. C. Anderson 0. C. Hickman AUXILIARY CHAPTERS. Detroit Chicago Minnesota Philadelphia Pacific Indian Kansas City St. Louis Pittsburg New York Seattle Boston European 137 Delta Sigma Delta SUBORDINATE CHAPTERS. Alpha Chapter______University of Michigan, Dental Department, Ann Arbor, Mich. Beta Chapter....................Chicago College of Dental Surgery, Chicago, 111. Gamma Chapter.............Harvard University, Dental Department, Boston, Mass. Epsilon Chapter. .. University of Pennsylvania, Dental Dept., Philadelphia, Pa. Zeta Chapter......University of California, Dental College, San Francisco, Cal. Eta Chapter........Northwestern University, Dental Department, Chicago, 111. Theta Chapter. University of Minnesota, College of Dentistry, Minneapolis, Minn. Iota Chapter. .Detroit College of Medicine, Dental Department, Detroit, Mich. Kappa Chapter.. .Vanderbilt University, Dental Department, Nashville, Tenn. Lambda Chapter .. Dental Dept., Western Reserve University, Cleveland, Ohio Mu Chapter..........................Tufts College Dental School, Boston, Mass. Xu Chapter.........................Kansas City Dental College, Kansas City. Mo. Xi Chapter........................... Indiana Dental College, Indianapolis, Ind. Omicron Chapter.......................Marion-Sims Dental College, St. Louis, Mo. Pi Chapter...........University of Buffalo, Dental Department, Buffalo, N. Y. Rho Chapter.............University of Illinois, Dental Department, Chicago, III. Sigma Chapter...........................Pittsburg Dental College. Pittsburg, Pa. Tau Chapter....................Ohio College of Dental Surgery, Cincinnati, Ohio Upsilon Chapter. Washington University, Dental Department, St. Louis, Mo. Phi Chapter..........Dental Department, University of Denver, Denver. Colo. Chi Chapter.. Dental Dept., University of Southern California. Los Angeles, Cal. Psi Chapter......................North Pacific Dental College, Portland, Oregon 139 140 Pi Beta Phi. Founded at Monmouth College, 1867. COLORS, Wine and Silver Blue. FLOWER, Carnation. Colorado Beta Chapter. Established at University of Denver, 1885. SOROR IN FACULTATE. Gertrude Harper Beggs. SORORES IN UR BE. Mrs. Lf.nora N. Bosworth Mrs. Margaret Davis Ickis Mrs. George Stidger Mrs. Bess Wilson Evans Mrs. Lena Harper Trott Mrs. George W. Ballantine Miss Florence Spencer Mrs. Wm. S. Iliff Mrs. L. M. Cuthbert Mrs. I). Shelton Swan Miss Isadork Van Gilder Mrs. Albert Hamilton Miss Mary E. Waluhax Miss Nit a Clegg SORORES IN UNIVERSITATE. GRADUATE. Anna Ray Charles senior. Inez Byers juniors. Lucy Bartholomew Edith Annie Dhkssor Muriel Walker sophomores. Gladys Shackelford Beatrice Teague Helen Williams Marjorie Williams FRESHMEN. Anna Guthrie Jessie Mills Bessie Wahkknbkkgek Francks Clink Jessie Ford Elaine Gullkttk Anna Howe Alice Chase Eva Fenton 141 Pi Beta Phi M2 CHAPTER ROLL. ALPHA PROVINCE. Vermont Alpha....... Vermont Beta........ Columbia Alpha.. .. Pennsylvania Alpha.. Pennsylvania Beta... Pennsylvania Gamma New York Alpha.... New York Beta....... Massachusetts Alpha. Maryland Alpha...... Ohio Alpha.......... Ohio Beta .......... Illinois Beta....... Illinois Delta...... Illinois Epsilon.... Illinois Zeta....... Indiana Alpha....... Indiana Beta........ Indiana Gamma....... Michigan Alpha...... Michigan Beta........ Wisconsin Alpha..... Iowa Alpha.......... Iowa Beta........... Iowa Gamma........... Iowa Zeta........... Minnesota Alpha...... Kansas Alpha........ Missouri Alpha...... Missouri Beta........ Nebraska Beta........ Louisiana Alpha...... Texas Alpha......... Colorado Alpha...... Colorado Beta....... California Alpha.... California Beta...... Washington Alpha. .. ............................ Middlebury College ................. .......University of Vermont .................George Washington University ...........................Swart h more College ..........................Bucknell University .............................Dickinson College ............................Syracuse University . .. ..........................Barnard College .............................Boston University ...................Woman’s College of Baltimore BETA PROVINCE. .................................. Ohio University .........................Ohio State University ................................Lombard College ...................................Knox College ........................Northwestern University ..........................University of Illinois ..........................Franklin College .............................University of Indiana .................................Butler College . .. Hillsdale College .........................University of Michigan .......................University of Wisconsin GAMMA PROVINCE. ......................Iowa Wesleyan University ................................Simpson College ............................ Iowa State College .........................Iowa State University ....................University of Minnesota ...................Kansas University .........................University of Missouri .............................Washington University .......................University of Nebraska ................Newcomb College ......................... University of Texas DELTA PROVINCE. .........University of Colorado ............University of Denver Iceland Stanford University ......University of California Washington State University Gamma Phi Beta Sorority Founded at Syracuse University, 1874. COLORS, Fawn and Seal Brown. FLOWER. Carnation. Theta Chapter Established in University of Denver, 1897. 80R0RES IN UNIVERSITATE. 1908. Mauif. Gallup Blossom Henry Lucy Moore Mary Way 1909. Mildred Hansen Allene Seaman Ethel Tucker 1910. Ruth Wheeler Berth a Webb 1911. Mary Allen Greene Kittik Lee Bishop Beth Stevenson Ora Bowman Margaret Carman Eva Davis Kathryn Allen Helen Carson Doris Best Lisle Brownell SORORES IN URBK. Mrs. Grace Evans Shannon Mrs. Chelue Stevens Wright Edith Wallace Margaret McNeil Mrs. Mable Walker Edwards Mrs. Mary Chary Moore May Schikker Mrs. Florence Sloctmb Southard Edna Mason Daisy Dillon Helen Wagner Beulah Hood Inez Ridgeway Mrs. Ella Jameson Sanderson Lindsey Barbee Ruth Wallace Mrs. Margaret Packard Taubsh Mrs. Lucia Pattison Young Mrs. Edith Houghton Demo us Louise Iufp Esther Doll Isabelle White Caroline Wolfe Mrs. Elizabeth Church Grant Helen Hkksky Mrs. Huff Mrs. Edith Reese Ylatch 144 Gamma Phi Beta CHAPTER ROLL. Alpha.. Beta Gamma. Delta... Epsilon. Zet a.. .. Eta.... Theta. . Iota____ Kappa. Lambda Mu______ Boston Syracuse Denver .........................Syracuse Uni vanity .....................University of Michigan ........................University of Wisconsin ...........................University of Boston ........................Northwestern University ......................Woman's College, Baltimore ........................University of California ..........................University of Denver .................................Barnard College .......................University of Minnesota ......................University of Washington ..................Leland Stanford Jr. University ALUMNI CHAPTERS. Chicago New York Minneapolis San Francisco .Milwaukee 146 Sigma Kappa Founded at Colby College in 1874. COLORS, Maroon and Lavender. FLOWER, Violet. Iota Chapter. Established at University of Denver, 1908. Publication: “The Triangle.” Chapter Hall, 384 South Logan. Lkno Ellen Cooper Mary Helen Rowell Glenn Florence Jones Ethel Marion Davis Florence Colby CHARTER MEMBERS.' Leona Valera Beaver Mary Evans Stevens Jessie Snow Lee Williams Isabel Sprigg Louise Eldredgb ROLL OF CHAPTERS. Alpha. Delta. . Epsilon Zeta... Eta.. . Theta. Iota.. . Kappa ALUMNI CHAPTERS. Waterville, Maine Portland, Maine Boston, Mass. New York, N. Y. ...............Colby College. Maine ...................Boston University .........Syracuse University, N. Y. .....George Washington University .......Illinois Wesleyan University ...............Universitv of Illinois ...............University of Denver Brown University, Providence, R. I. 147 148 149 Immer Lustig Voran. Saint Peter stood at the gate of heaven, with the big key in his hand He was weary and worn, for it had been examination week down at D. V. and the victims had been many. The good Saint had meted out justice to: Juniors gay, and Sophomores galore; Seniors staid, and Freshmen by the score, and had just sent the elevator down with the last load when he heard a peal of merry laughter from around the corner. The old fellow had been listening to wailing and gnashing of teeth all day long, and these sounds of unmistakable mirth were like balm to his bruised soul. He looked up and beheld a perfect swarm of rosy-cheeked youths and maidens, laden with wienerwurst and sauerkraut, which fragrant offerings they laid at his feet as they gathered about him, and in response to his inquiry regarding their age. color and previous condition of servitude, they answered with one accord, and to the tune of “Little Brown Jug”: Ha, ha, ha! Wir sind da, Die lustigen Deutschen, Ja, ja, ja! Wo, wo, wo; Hier, hier, hier! Die lustigen Deutschen, Das sind wir. l o Then they begged admission at the pearly gates, and Peter opened his mouth and spake unto them, individually, saying: A. A. Fonkcn. Bring one girl, take home another, That won’t do, dear little brother; We can’t use you round this joint. Edna Scheidt. What a gentle maid you are, If your joy you would not mar; Rescue Fonken, that’s the point. Jeanne Braidwood. No one here who can’t talk German, Get in line now, quit your squirmin'; Run back child, learn how to talk. Wm. Pruter. Now, Bill, if you don’t get busy, I’ll whirl your pate till you’re dizzy; Chase that girl right down the walk. Bertha Taub. Faithful art thou unto Paul, He’ll be alright, don’t you squall, Trot in taeubchen, sit thee here. Paul Brissenden. Happy lad, your smile sublime; If it last throughout all time, She will never shed a tear. Benjamin Eitelgeorge. Cheer up Bennie, don’t look blue, Brighter days have dawned for you; Heaven’s a dandy place to spark. Mabel Russell. Walk in, Mabel, liebe Mabel; You may sit here at the table, Bennie’s scared here in the dark. Claude Kellogg. Since you drew that fine cartoon, You may sail in our lagoon; And the boat will carry double. Annie Russell. Since you’ve taught him how to hustle, You may share the ride, Miss Russell; Hurry up and save Claude trouble. Emily Kappes. Coffee is your forte, I hear— Coffee that these Deutschen cheer; Sure we’ve got a place for you. May Haines. Here’s my onetime friend, Miss Haines, Dickchen says you’re long on brains; Step right in, fair damsel, do. 151 Nora Wat hen. Gust el tho’ you are so wise. Bet you can’t make decent pies; Ditch that Dutch book and come in. Robert Hopkins. Trot right hack and find a girl. Get one with a pretty curlt Else I'll make your poor head spin. Edith Stocker. Edith, you’re a shark 1 hear, So you’ve nought in heaven to fear. In this balmy gentle clime. Frances Hood. And our little school-marm Fraenzchen, Surely you shall have a Kraenzchen, ’Cause you’re always right on time. Bertha Emory. Soft of voice and fair of face, Sure, we need you round this place; You with pleasure I admit. George Graham. But this chap, he’ll never do; Get right out of here, shoo, shoo! Vamoose or I’ll have a fit. Lydia Wilber. Your sweet smile will always win. Bet your life. I’ll take you in; Please to make yourself at ease. Shirley Lewis. Mischief’s lurking ’neath those lashes, And just hear her talk in dashes; Go on down, or you will freeze. Charlotte Hildebrand. Hello Peggy! lump of love, You can’t spark up here above; Earth's the place for you, my lass. Guy Hammitt. Well, I never! Who’s that guy? What’s he up to, here on high! Go ’long down and teach your class. Katherine Stocker. Walk right in, Katrina dear, I must always have you near; Kown du liehes kindchen, rein. Vernon Smith. Vernon too. well I’ll declare! Wash your face and comb vour hair; Unser Waechter darfst du sein. 152 Bertha Guido. Devotee to chemistry, Thou hast now thy liberty; Step in, heaven’s a splendid sight. Virgil Thompson. Virgil, thou of classic fame, Thou who other gods dost name. Can’t use thee, unlucky sprite. Florence Colby. Girlie, your name’s in the pile, You with that eternal smile; Cram a bit, I guess you’ll pass. Clifford Miller. Hello Clifford, you're a hummer, D. U.’s frisky, foxy drummer; Come now. drum for many a lass. Nellie Ellison. I declare, here’s little Nell, Just kick up your heels and yell; Hut be sure’n keep off the grass. Fred C. Fick. That means you, too, brother Fick. Happy theme for limerick; Step back, angels, let him pass. C. R. Yoder. Who are you two on the landing. Hand in hand before me standing, Timid maid and blushing youth ? Lilian Emory. Come right in, you’re welcome thrice, And we’ll treat you to some rice; ’Deed you’re welcome, that’s the truth. Myrtle Hood. Myrtle, child, why where’s your sister, I declare. 1 believe we’ve missed her; Climb right down from off your perch. Josephine Foster. Yes, I’ll bet you’ve gone and last her, You and little Joey Foster; Go down both of you and search. Ernst Proem mel. You’re a stunner, I must say. Go on back and mend your way; Drop right down and smoke a while. Grace Sharp. (’an you say your prayers in German? Talk it even with a merman? Go down. then, and cram my child. 153 OFFICERS OF FIRST TERM. C. U. Kellogg................................ H. H. Savage................................. Paul F. Bkisskndkx........................... R. U. Woods.................................. R. H. Hopkins................................ OFFICERS OF SECOND TERM. H. H. Savage................................. T. F. North ................................. H. M. Ctjrrey................................ K. H. Hopkins................................ P. H. Dowling................................ ........President ... Vice-President ........Secretary ........Treasurer Sergeant-at-Arms ........President ... V ice-President .......Secretary .......Treasurer Sergeant-at-Arms Resolved: “That no Department of School Work does more to fit the young man for success than the training of the Debating Club, in public speaking and parliamentary law.” Affirmative: Aspirant for the bench, the pulpit, leadership in business, the educational field, the forum, and the presidency. Negative: The man without convictions, the musician, and the ladies’ man. Decision: Unanimous for the affirmative. The Club this year, besides receiving mast beneficial training in parliamentary practice, has discussed many subjects of importance, including “The Commercialism of College Athletics,” “Municipal Ownership of Water Plant and Street Railways.' and the “Regulation of Railway Hates. It has decided that the tariff should be reformed and that W. .1. Bryan cannot, in justice to himself, accept a “third term.” The politics among us was the cause for a disagreeing jury on the question; Resolved, “That the Administration at Washington has handled the Taft Boom shrewdly.” Unanimously we concluded that the dawn of “dry” days is at hand for Denver. 156 157 The Denver University Latin Club Many things make up a college education besides lxx ks; one of these things l eing the various clubs. Probably none has a more important place to fill than the Latin Club. It is for the class room to teach Latin and the things which go with it. but it is for the Latin Club to bring an appreciable and tangible relation between Latin and the important things of that age. That duty has been well fulfilled by the papers given before the Club. The Club does much in promoting general culture, partly through the music of each meeting. It serves to bring together the Latin students socially; indeed, so important does the Club consider the social side of life that one meeting is to be devoted entirely to social pleasures. With a membership of twenty-four, with the high motto: “Possunt quia posse ridentur,” we have no doubt of the success of this Club. OFFICERS. President....................... Vice-President.................. Secretary....................... Treasurer....................... Reporter........................ Chairman Program Committee... Chairman Membership Committee BekNHAUDINA .1 OH xs )X .....Kathryn Allen .......Eva Harrison .... Kathkine Stocker .....Florence Colby .....Kathryn Allen ........Ora Bowman Ella Metzker, A.B. Kathryn Allen Ora Lee Bowman Abbie Doughty Lillian Emory Etta Grise May Haines Blossom Henry Gertrude Holmes Mona Sake Kathkine Stocker MEMBERS. Arthur Harkop, Ph.D. Mabel Andrews Helen Carson Nellie Ellison Mabel Ford Elaine Gullette Eva Harrison Francis Hood Bernhakdixa Johnson Violet Mack Bertha Taub Ethel White m ORCHESTRA. R. A. King......................................................Clarionet G. Arthur Young.......................................Second Violin J. O. Howe...........................................................Bass Drum L. S. Lisle........................................................Cornet Ernst M. Henning..................................................Pianist C. A. Miller................................................Snare Drum Lucile A. Short.............................................First Violin Clara L. Skeel..............................................First Violin V. F. Beckel.........................................Piccolo and Flute Dr. D. Shaw Duncan........................................... Director Miss Leno E. Cooper..............................................Reader Miss Lisle Brownell..........................................Vocalist Miss Clara L. Skeel.........................................Violinist ITINERARY FOR ORCHESTRA AND GLEE CLUB. Littleton ManzanoJa Hotchkiss Canon City Rocky Ford Montrose Aspen Swink • Colorado City Palisade La Junta Las Animas Grand Junction Fruita Lamar Colorado Springs Olathe Holly Pueblo Delta Granada And several Denver Concerts. Fowler 159 Dr. D. Shaw Dpxcax Julian O. Howe.... K. D. Allen....... B. Eitelgeorge.... Victor Haven...... Ernst M. Hen tno.. Prof. D. S. Duncan. Pnor. I. E. Cutler.., OF FICHUS. .............President .....Business Manager .....Assistant Manager Secretary and Treasurer ..............Librarian ............Accompanist .. Director of Orchestra ..Director of Glee Club first tenors. D. Shaw Duncan B. ElTEUIKORCiK H. W. Baker I. E. Cutler FIRST HASSES. F. I. Badoklv J. O. Howe Ernst Henning Loraxce S. Lisle SECOND TENORS. Rov L. Clark L. E. Carlson H. S. Howe 1 j. W. Miller W. E. Jknkinso.n SECOND BASSES. K. D. Allen W. B. Green R. B. Mayo C. C. Moore Miss Lexo E. Cooper. Header Miss Lisle Brownell, Vocalist Miss Clara L. Skkkl Violinist 160 � t M EMBERS. first sopranos. Jessie Mills Edna Scheidt Beth Stephenson Snow Williams Mamk Gallup Reba Talbot SECOND SOPRANOS. Gladys Schackleford Ruth Ermina Wheeler Lillian Parker Alice Chase Edith Drkssok Ima Finhlich Margaret Hall Shirley Lewis Leno Cooper Annie Russel Helen Rowell Lorena Beaver Jean Braid wood first altos Makjeokie Francis Katherine Barth Rita Korea second altos. Lucy Bartholomew Pearl Holland Lesta Andrews Mary Marty Mona Verne Lace Director............... Assistant Director..... President.............. Pianist................ Reader................. Secretary and Treasurer Librarian.............. Manager................ WlLBERKORCE J. WHITEMAN ............Alice Chase Jessie Snow Lee Williams .........Florence Colby .....Leno Ellen Cooper ....... Beth Stephenson .........Lorena Beaver Jessie Snow Lee Williams ig:i 164 All Novrau Studio OFFICERS. President.......................................................Rout. Hopkins Secretary.................................................................Lydia Wilbur Treasurer...................................................... Selby Parker MEMBERS. « ' • FACULTY. H. K. RUSSELL J. T. Barclay J. E. LeRossigxol seniors. (� . H. Bkggs Robert Hopkins Lydia Wilbur Bf.rnhardina Johnson juniors. Jesse L. Raymond Edith Dressor Henry Savage Una Ruth Helen Rowell SOPHOMORES. Mary Stevens C. A. Miller Selby C. Parker Mabel Russell Alfred Lort Hugh Kellogg Lawrence Wilcox Leslie Scoffikld Lillian Parker Edith Trogler Marjorie Cline Glen Nichols Snow Williams FRESHMEN. Albert Denham Frank Hargreaves Victor Haven H. It. Martinez Vernon Smith J. F. North Florence Colby 165 Our work in the V. V. C. A. has l een much more progressive this year than formerly; perhaps, liecause of the Conference at Cascade, which several of our girls attended, and perhaps, because of the deeper interest felt by many of the older girls in the University. Even yet. we are not content with the work and position of our Association in the school. 1 wish it were possible to tell of all the good times and the great benefits all those who were at Cascade, last summer, enjoyed. Nearly four hundred girls were present from the Western Division of the National Y. W. C. A. The various Western universities sent their delegates, and it certainly was a pleasure to meet the workers from these places. Then Cascade.—All who have seen it must agree that nature never could have provided a more fitting spot for n conference. The afternoons were given over to mountain trips and various pleasures; such as burro rides, walks to Manitou, trips to Green Mountain Falls, and, on the part of some, attempts to climb Pike’s Peak. But it was College Day over which we were excited; for each state appeared in fitting costume, and each college did some little “stunt.” This one day in itself, was well worth the trip. We were fortunate in having with us, Miss Paxon, Miss Condi, Mrs. Worley, Dr. Wilbur, Mr. Murrey, Dr. Baylev, and many other fine speakers, who told of the great work of the Association. 1 must tell now of some of the things we have been doing this year. We met the new girls at the train in the fall, told them the way to the University, and after they reached the buildings we tried to assist them in planning their course for the first term, so that they soon felt that they were among friends. Our social work also figured quite prominently. The first event was the reception to the new members, given by the joint Y. M. C. A. and Y. W. C. A. Here the new students, as well as the old, enjoyed themselves. We tried this year to have something in the social line every month, but sometimes we have had to omit it, because of numerous other affairs at the University. A “Baby Party” was given by the Cabinet girls to the members of the Association, at Wycliffe cottage, and it was really very interesting and amusing to see some of the dignified Seniors and Faculty with bibs about their necks, playing baby games and eating animal crackers and stick candy. The greatest flte of the year occurred on December 6. 1907, when all the “country people” for miles around gathered at the University to witness the great Country Fair. Everywhere were Minstrel Shows, Vaudeville, Fortune Telling, Famous Streets of Cairo. The Rathskeller, The Wonderful Christmas Pie, and tables loaded with good things to eat. It was a grand success throughout. Besides our social work we have also been busy in other lines. Missionary boxes have been sent. Mission and Bible Study Classes organized, and we have also secured a new carpet for our room. Now as the Cabinet of 1907-1908 is about to retire, we wish the incoming officers even' success possible—and this rests largely upon the girls in and out of the Association in Denver University. K. C. D. 166 r Ail Ko«eii Slidio Y. W. C. A. CABINET 167 ¥ Young Men’s Christian Association Early in the year, through the efforts of Chancellor Buchtel, Mr. Wm. M. Danner was secured as General Secretary of the Association. An extra number of committees was appointed and a working formula prescribed for each; thus perfecting the organization and giving a new impetus to the work. The aims of our Association this year have l een unusually high. Our efforts have l een to place the Association upon a letter financial basis, to enlist the largest possible number of men as members, to organize Bible and Mission Study (Masses, and through these means to deepen the spiritual life of the school. I’nder the splendid leadership of our President, we believe that we have in a measure succeeded in realizing these results. The year has l een marked by the increased interest in institutes and conventions. At the State Convention, held at Greeley, in February, we were surpassed by only one college in number of delegates; and the Missionary Institute, held within our own walls, brought fresh life to that department. Encouraged by our successes and pleading for leniency as to our failures, we submit the year’s work to Him who is the Captain of our salvation. Professional Schools Branch, Y. M.C. A. OFFICERS. J. Paul Lee.................................................. President E. W. Spencer............................................ Vice-President Rex B. Ybageh. .. Student Secretary L. J. Parker............................................... ..Treasurer S. Jesse Hanks....... ............................. Recording Secretary The headquarters of this organization are in the Haish building where a list of desirable boarding places are furnished at the opening of the College year, and an Employment Bureau is conducted by the Student Secretary, through whom many students are aided in securing work. This branch of the Y. M. C. A. invites to its memltership men from all the professional schools. It is interdenominational, and while the rooms of the Association are primarily for members, all the students are invited to their general use. 170 % '■Student Volunteers THE STUDENT VOLUNTEER BAND. “Jt is mv purposc, if God permit, to become a Foreign Missionary. The past year has been a very helpful one to our band. We began with five members in September, but to our sorrow, one of this number was compelled to leave school. During the fall term several meetings were held to consider the feasibility of organizing a City Union. This organization has not yet been accomplished, but we hope that future efforts may bring about such a union, which will bring into touch the volunteers of our own school ami of Westminster University. Local meetings are held each week to discuss plans, and interest now looks to the forming of a state organization, which will meet a growing need. The Band now has a membership of ten. and workers already in the field, from whom we receive interesting letters from time to time. They are: Mr. and Mrs. Williams, Korea; Dr. Allen, China; Dr. Packard, Persia; and Mr. Hewitt, Japan. 171 MEMBERS. Dramatic Club Ml 8. KlNGSLEY MEMBERS. Oneida Armitage Lkona Bowman Roy Clark Edith Drkssor Millie Fames Lewis Finn Mildred Hansen Victor- Haven Violet Hi mm el Edna Lee Emily Makrs • E. E. Edom Belle Ruttlidge Helen Rowell Grace Sharp Nona Shumway Lydia Wilder Gkorgie Wood Paul West Ruth Browning Agnes Healey Edith Troyler Gertrude Flaherty Bertha Emery Winnie Waid Hazel Hayes Otho Bowling Stanley Reeve Louise Carruth Eugene Preston Charles Sterling 's 172 I 173 CAST OF “THE ELEVATOR. Dramatic Criticism The Aesthetic Value of the Drama In this age of blind materialism, when men's souls seem enthralled by the enchantress Gold, how the depths of one's being are stirred and uplifted by an exhibition of art for art's sake! Contrasted against the dully tedious monotony of professional acting, occasionally, we have an opportunity to see the shining spontaneity and freshness of dramatists, who are actuated, solely by their attachment to histrionic art. The stage productions during this past season have been unusually meritorious. Many of them furnishing material for ponderous contemplation. Let us consider the dramas presented by the Dramatic Club on the evening of February 1. First we were astonished at the great number of stars, and the harmony existing between the constellations. These were not cheap plays. No bloodthirsty villain brandished his huge papier mach6 sword, there was no soft-eved heroine with blondined hair; no padded-shoulder hero rushed forth and thunderously defied a whole army (of stage hands). No indeed! These dramas presented problems of real life, and while they were comedies, yet a serious phase of life was presented in each one. The Note of Sadness in the Dramas What more dangerous or precarious situations could be imagined, than that of a party of people pertinaciously suspended in an elevator. They are between the fourth and fifth floors, while their friends and relatives are waiting for them above. Think of the awful abyss below, into which at any moment the unfortunates may be plunged to an awful fate. Think of the soon-to-be bereaved ones standing only a few feet above them, seeing those dearest to their hearts about to l e killed—and they are j oicerle s! helpless! inert! In the College Flay we have one of the saddest problems of life. Three handsome youths are enamored of the same lovely maiden. But, alas! she can love but one. Two brave young hearts are to have their fondest hopes dashed ruthlessly to the ground. How great must l e their despair; life has lost all its sweetness to them, only a dream Is left. Alas! Alas! In the third drama we see a gentle young wife placed in a most precarious and exasperating situation. With heart set upon the success of her dinner party, all arrangements are upset by the arrival of two unexpected guests. Under this awful stress she tells a lie—a small white lie. But,'oh! the awful consequences of that lie! “How far that little lie doth throw its shadows. But the beautiful lesson is brought forth here that “Truth crushed to earth shall rise again. Suggestive Art VVe hear so much about suggestive art. A striking example of it was seen in the “Elevator. Instead of having the formal iron cage of the elevator, it was merely suggested by the use of screens and curtains. This gave a good opportunity for the audience to use its imaginative power. Someone remarked: “How well their faces are made up. There were some other things that were made up also. William Dean Howells and Collins would have been amazed had they heard some of the hitherto unknown speeches used by the characters. 175 Little Commentations One very good point in favor of humorous plays, is that the audience is kept so busy laughing at the funny parts, that they do not have time to laugh at the heavy acting. How gracefully one of the young ladies fainted! If everyone could fall as easily as she did, what athletes we should ! e! It is well to learn how to read aloud. It is found to be unusually advantageous at times. For instance: if you are behind a screen, you ean read your part instead of memorizing it. It may seem strange to many that 1 have spoken of so few of the artists. The excellent work of the participants was so obvious that it needs no comment. I have merely endeavored to point out some general and perhaps unnoticed Kssential Dramatic Elements. Juliet McBooth Demosthenes. A Pair of Spectacles Few of the plays that have l een presented by any group of the University students have contained as good a lesson, and few have lieen letter received. As “A Pair of Spectacles' revealed, it does not take much to influence a life and transform it. Just the change of a pair of spectacles, just the adoption of a brother’s cynical, distrustful outlook on life, turned a happy, benevo-lent, trusting old man into a miserable, doubting, would-be tyrant, who could find no good in any one. and who lost faith in all, from his wife down to his shoemaker. But even the worst can be made letter, and it was quite appropriate that two of our student ministers should take the leading parts, which so clearly brought out this idea. Edith Dressok. The Sleeping Car A Farce, by W. D. Howells. “The Sleeping Uar was presented on the evening of April 26. 07, by the Class of 09. It was the first time any but the Senior Class had attempted dramatics, but the success of this class affair was such, that similar undertakings have been carried out. The aim of the play was not to teach a moral—no gleaming-eyed villain stalked the stage and carried out cunningly-devised schemes for theaccomplishment of wicked purposes; no heroine struggledi under a net of conflicting motives, no hero rose triumphant through diverse trials and hindrances—no, the aim so nobly, so wonderfully carried out by the actors, was to appear and to act ridiculous. Helen Howell, in the character of Aunt Mary, portrayed skillfully that fat. jolly old lady, the climax of her acting coming when she mounted the ladder to her upper berth, aided by Otho Bowling, as the colored porter, who cheerfully assured her that he was very strong, for “I carried twenty-three hours on the I). U. Prep. School, ma’am.'’ Ethel Tucker had the aim of the play thoroughly in mind in acting the part of Mrs. Roberts, a rattle-brained, excitable young matron, whose conversational abilities resembled Tennyson’s “Brook,” much to the discomfort of her fellow passengers who were trying to sleep. Uharles Sterling wasexce lent as the gruff Californian, whose disposition was almost spoiled by lack of sleep. Lin Meeker was very true to life in portraying Mr. Roberts, a timid. absent-minded man. Kollie Bradford appeared as Willis Campl ell, and Claude Kellog as the conductor. The comedy of the play was in its ridiculous happenings and situations. Before the play, Eleanor A ul ton played two selections on the piano, Lin. Meeker rendered a “Mazurka” on his violin, while Muriel Welker and William O'Bvrne both recited. 176 Good-Natured Man For the honor of the Seniors that were, and the encouragement of the Seniors that are. we present this account of the ('lass Play of last year. Our latest graduates who scan these lines will he recalled from their serious pursuit of various careers to the hour when they made their farewell how on the stage of student activity, and gracefully passed through the exit of the academic theater to wrestle in the larger palie.stra of life. The members of ’OS will bend to this page an attracted gaze, their eyes blazing with histrionic ardor, cheeks haggard from much rehearsing, hearts torn lietween hopes and fears, Cheer up, grave Seniors! As it is with you, so has it been with others; for the history of all senior dramatics is ever the same—indecision, decision, re-decision— inaction, action, re-action—frantic haste, late despair, final triumph. ’Tis a common theme, which we here prenent, and in it is presaged your ultimate glory. The debate, incident to choosing the play, lasted several months, during which the committee appointed to burn the midnight fuse read dramas possible and impossible, long, short, classic and trashic, only to declare about each: “It will not do!” One was too short, one too loqg; some required too large a stage, others had too many characters. And, several times, even after a play had been chosen ami rehearsals begun, it was abandoned because of discord among the actors or external criticism. Meanwhile time had passed, and something must l e done. “The Good-Natured Man” had been suggested,—the costumes were not difficult,—there were plenty of copies of Goldsmith at hand; and. more from necessity than inclination, the choice was made. Then followed the usual frantic preparations: daily rehearsals, with parts but half learned; frequent visits to costumers in search of wigs and spangled garments,—exactly your experiences. O! Seniors of 08! Here’s success to you, as it came to ’07! For. after the frenzy of the last disgraceful rehearsal, there came the night of the event with fair weather, a packed house, a well-arranged stage, effective costumes ami efficient acting—as will come also to • you, O! class of ’08! Limitations of space forbid the lengthy comment which the acting of each player deserved, but the principal characters must l e mentioned briefly. Wilbur Steele is now learning to l e critical in his Boston Art Class; but as young Honeywood, everything found favor in his eyes. Carl Yeazic made an ideal misanthrope in the character of Mr. ('maker, but we hope that the impersonation did not leave a lasting imprint on his nature. Tis well for a young minister to have an optimistic outlook on life, and it is to l� e hoped that his theological course will counteract any evil effects of his dramatic career. Florence Spencer’s graces were becomingly displayed in the arts of love, and she made the part thoroughly her own,—so much so that now she no longer acta the part, but lires it—though fate, that great prestidigitator, has presented a different candidate for her affections. As to Mr. Lofty, he was as important to the audience as to himself: and Arthur White's success in this part was so convincing a proof of his dramatic talents that, by permission of the faculty, he is now making vaudeville performances his major for the A. M. degree. On the whole, the presentation of “The Good-Natured Man’’ was a credit to all concerned, and the Class of ’07 deserves thanks for giving in such an able manner a play so classic, clever and wholesome. The performance set a standard, which is a challenge to their successors. G. B. 177 Ye Freshmen Play. March 7, 1908. I. On the evening of March seventh In this year of many victories, In the University Chapel, We, the class of Nineteen ’leven9 With the aid of Mrs. Kingsley, Entertained the other students, With a play of our own making, Called: “A C e of Great Suspension ' First there were some curtain raisers. Mr. Chernoff, our violinist, Gave a number most effective; With assistance from Miss Colby. Then Miss Chase, the finest singer, In the Itocky Mountain regions, Took us to the realms eternal, With her voice of magic music. Miss Grace Bradley, who accompanied, Was, of course, a great addition. Not all the least of funsters, Is our noble friend Doc Bird, He, who told us funny stories, Told them till we all were shaking, Shaking we, with fits of laughter. II. Lo! the curtain then uprising Showed the parlor of the cottage, Showed the housemaid, Kathleen, dusting. In came Jessie with some bundles, Which she had just boldly taken. (Beth took Jessie’s part with finish). Then came Violet, the stately, (Clara “made up” much, but finely). Eva came with great excitement, Also with some purchased parcels. Oh, the spread! It was enticing! And when “Bennie” came and Robert, (Doss it was and then Bert Denham), They were hungry as they could be, Then expected they another, Who turned out to be a prexy. Clarence looks like Trout you all know. And when Roy appeared in season, (Fred was Roy to suit the players), They decided to make merry, Till Miss Moore came in the doorway, And they ceased in dire confusion, But, on urging, she consented To remain and hear the singing, By a quartet of the Freshmen. And we all were much contented With the ends for which we'd striven. 178 C. G. The Beta Vaudeville Owing to the fact that their first appearance met with such popular favor, the Betas were forced to repeat their County Fair success, and, for a second time, present to an eager public their aggregation of world-famous stars. The initial appearance of the band of stellar attractions secured for this special occasion, and at great cost to the management, occurred at University Hall, where a record-breaking crowd greeted them with much warm, enthusiastic appreciation. For the return engagement the first program was given entire, with a . few interesting additions that made the evening's entertainment a delight to the audience that filled the Womans Club Auditorium. The proceeds of entertainments were applied on the Oratorical Benefit Fund, and a neat sum was realized for this laudable purpose. The printed programs, gotten up in regular Orpheum style, were especially attractive, but lack of space prevents reproduction here. However, a list of the performers in the second production will be synonymous with the deserved praise for each favorite of both evenings, so individual comment would be superfluous. A feature of the second entertainment was the splendid music by the East Denver High School Orchestra, with Anti Hammerstein Onder-donk as director. Those taking part in the second vaudeville were: A. E. White, J. B. True, C. C. Moore, Hubert Howe, Lorrance Lisle, Walter Jenkinson, Paul Lee, Mr. Lisle, L. J. Heckendorf, A. J. Upton, E. R. Brownell, Julian Moore. 0 179 ISl JAMES L. GARTLAND In (he person of Juines L. (I art I and, the best-known athletic expert in the West, who has recently accepted the position as athletic manager of the University, Denver has secured a man who will be able to do more for her prestige in sports than any other who could have been secured. By his remarkable energy and hustling abilities, Gartland has attained a name for himself in the world of sports that means the same to the West as Crane does to New York or W. Naughton to San Francisco—that of pre-eminence. His specialty is college athletics, and in this branch of sports he ranks second to none in the country. He is a Brown University man himself, but intends to make his LL.D. degree at Denver University. In all the time that he has been connected with sports, Gartland has stood for clean athletics, holding with Coach Koehler that the sole aim of the game is not to win by any means, but to upbuild a clean character, physically, morally and mentally. All his life Gartland has been a strenuous worker—his article, which follows this, breathes the spirit of his life all the wav through it, and by his work, he has put himself through high school and college, made himself sporting editor of the Denver News, associate editor of the Motor Field, compiler of the official Spaulding guide, and a host of other desirable things to the writer of athletics. The influence he will have on Denver University sports is immeasurable; but, whatever it may be, it will be always for the greatest good to the University, and with two such men as James L. Gartland and Coach John P. Koehler at the helm, the ship of Denver's athletics surely has the best possible pilotage to the good port Victory. 183 Our Athletic Outlook J. L. Gartland The athletic future of the University of Denver, as I can see it. is unlimited in it-s scope, and its position depends entirely upon the spirit, liberality and co-operation of its alumni and friends. Geographically, Denver University should occupy the same position in the athletics of the Hooky Mountain region as the University of Chicago occupies in the Middle West; namely, that of pre-eminence as a city institution. This pre-eminence of position should by no means l e confined to the work in any one academic, graduate, professional or purely athletic branch of work. It should embrace all departments; for success in any of these is dependent upon all other branches of collegiate endeavor. Denver University has every advantage of climate, faculty and other conditions common to all Colorado institutions of University standing. In addi-dition. it has the exclusive advantage of being located in one of the best advertised communities in the United States—Denver, a city that more than makes good in every particular in which it is advertised. Incidentally, there is every reason why a young man desiring to secure an education in Colorado, can secure it more economically, pleasantly and to his own personal material advantage letter in Denver than he can in one of the smaller towns of the state. As a student at Denver University, he has superior library, laboratory and other accessory facilities second to none in the West. As an athlete, he works in the most incentive, consistent and agreeable climate the world has to offer. He is spending his athletic efforts in the center of the population of the greatest city in the greatest state in the Rocky Mountain region. His athletic efforts are watched and followed at first hand bv the picks of the critical sporting writers, not only of the West but of the United States, and are enthusiastically recorded by the four greatest newspapers between Chicago and the Pacific Coast. The feats of the Denver University athlete who makes good are published the country over, as representative of the leading city of the Intermountain West. Whether he l� e athlete or lx ok worm, a boy who gets his education in Denver has by many per cent, a far superior chance of meeting men of the world, who can help him on to success, by giving him the essential opportunity in his chosen life-work, than has the man who goes to a school, however great and merited its purely local advertisement, by reason of past academic or athletic success. It has been shown time and again beyond dispute, that a loosing Denver team, whether amateur, professional, independent or collegiate, can draw far more people anywhere it plays than a championship team from any other town of the state. The prowess of the Denver student athlete can more readily find place in the columns of the New York, Chicago or San Francisco papers than can similar reports of equal merit of lads who go to college in the more obscure and less consistently advertised communities of Colorado. Penonally, I firmly l elieve that the Academic and Professional School of standing of Denver University, to say the least, ranks as high as any University in the state. Over and above this basic truth stands the indisputable fact that the University of Denver immeasurably benefits by the general boosting of the city and the state, and there is no getting away from the fact that in proportion to the population Denver and Colorado are the l est advertised and best known city and state in America. 184 1 firmly ljelieve that Denver University is advancing in registration, efficiency and results, in proportion greater than any other institution in the West. Its greatest handicap as well as its greatest advantage, lies in its location. which necessitates the separation of its Academic and Professional Schools and its somewhat unwieldly size. It is the same old tale of the comparative power of scattered and concentrated force. Denver’s advantages are material and can never be lost: Denver’s disadvantages ran and are l� eing overcome by faculty, student and alumni co-operation. Denver University unquestionably possesses the greatest latent educational force for good in the state of Colorado, and for some time the efforts of its Chancellor and friends have l een gathering and manning this force into an irresistible stream of efforts, which in time will sweep before it all opposition and bring into harmony the higher educational forces of Colorado. Now. a word to the high school student athlete. Think it over, try Don’t bury yourself in an obscure town. Don't depend on your parents and friends to put you through college. (Jet into the game of life from the start. He independent, get in touch with the students, graduates and friends of Denver University, who will co-operate with you to help you put yourself through school without obligation to any one. The man who makes good in the world of business is the man who has been up against it and has had to make good in his formative days. The main objection of the ordinary man of the world to a college education, is not against the education itself so much as against the dependence of spirit formed.- The man who has to fight his way financially through preparatory school and college is every inch as much the man as the one who works his way up in the business world, with this difference, that the college man who hews his own way has the inralunblr advantage of poise ami adaptability under any and all stress and circumstances in the battle of life. (Jet into the game at Denver University. We can and will show you and help you, if you are worth while and willing to help yourself. 1S5 ASHBY Captain 07 BRUSSE Captain 08 Games Played October 5, Colorado vs. Denver, at Denver. October 1 2, Utah vs. Denver at Salt Lake City. October 10, St. Vincent's vs. Denver, at Los Angeles. October 26, Colorado College vs. Denver, at Denver. November 9, School of Mines vs. Denver, at Denver. November 16, Nebraska vs. Denver, at Lincoln. November 28, Agricultural College vs. Denver, at Denver. TA1T Manager 07 18$ KV31 1SHIJ • • Ashby.... BBU88E. ... Tait...... PrUTKB Andrews Brewster Cohex Seymour .............Captain ’07 ........... Captain '08 • ..........Manner '07 Curtis Kenick Wheeler Green I) ere SECOND TEAM Large........... Baker Allen Bryan Buchtel H AMMAN ........Captain 07 Johnson Murry Lee Welch Nichols Hickman 188 % WILLEY Manager BAILEY Captain Schedule for Baseball Team, ’08 April 4, School of Mines vs. University of Denver, at Denver. April 11, Colorado Agricultural College vs. University of Denver, at Denver. April 18, University of Colorado vs. University of Denver, at Denver. April 25, Sacred Heart College vs. University of Denver, at D. U. Park. May 9, Sacred Heart College vs. University of Denver, at Sacred Heart Grounds. May 15, University of Colorado vs. University of Denver, at Boulder. May 16, Colorado Agricultural College vs. University of Denver, at Ft. Col lins. 191 Basket Ball At the loginning of the basket hall season it looked as if we would have a winning team. With three of the old men bark, Henning, Siddons and Neill, and an abundance of new material, the chances for a fast aggregation were good. Green, who .started out at center, played a hard, aggressive game, and although not up to his last year’s form, was a difficult man to guard ami played the floor well. Henning, who had won a reputation in the Middle West as a guard, was in fine condition and his playing was very favorably commented upon by many basket-ball experts. Badgley, who had but little experience at the game.showed up in fine form.ami. were this not his last year in school, we would have a good guard for the future team Siddons. although not up to his last year's form, was a hard man to guard and shot many baskets, and played the floor well. Neill’s basket-throwing was good, and his dodging excellent; and although handicapped by weight and a sprained shoulder, compared favorably with the other forwards in the state. Templin. who played the center position, was new at the game, but played hard at all times and will develop into a valuable center. We started the season by defeating the University of Colorado in a scrappy game in which our team lacked science, but made up for it in aggressiveness. We lost to the fast Muscatine team and to the champion Miners After this game Cireen was obliged to quit, and the team, only then rounding in to shape, was handicapped by substituting a new player, unfamiliar with the team play of the other four. It is impossible to prophesy for next year, but with a new gymnasium on the campus we expect to be able to compete favorably with the other teams of the state. The Team Xkill, Bight Forward (Captain)......... Siddons, I eft Forward................. Templin, (’enter (Manager)............. Henning, Left Guard.................... Badulky, Bight Guard................... Experience, 3 years Experience, 2 years . Experience, 1 year Experience, 2 years Experience, 1 year 195 The UNIVERSITY CLARION A Liberal Magazine Published Fortnightly by the StudmU of the University of Denver. Entered as M-rond-rlam matter KebrUMT 10. IttOS. at the P.wt Office at Drover, Colorado, under the Act of Conjprw «� f March .'I. 1870. Published at 1840 California Street. Roy L. Clark ............................. Editor-In-Chief Phone South 1360. Paul F. BusseNMN.................................. Htmneaa Manager Phone Brown 88. Rex B. Yeager..............................Aawtant Manager Phone Main 8215. Hot I. Clank. Editor Paci. F. |tiiM� .xux. IMi� — Msr STAFF OF EDITORS. Literary ............................................... IIei.kn Rowell Corresponding ...................................Walter Pykb Johnson Athletic...................................................L- W. Bowen Personals .......................................Charlotte Hildebrand Exchanges .................................................Lu yd B. Neill Alumni ................................................. Wiijjam D. Ham. Liberal Arts...... Law School........ Medical School ... Dental School .. Preparatory School CORRESPONDENTS. 1C. O. Tkmim.in .............................( Lucy Moore ........................Walter Heckenpokp ...............................Chab. Morse ........................... E. W. Spencer ............................... II. I). Rohe TERMS. Annual Press (’lull Dues...............................................$L00 (Entitles member to fr e � ul «rripiion to ('larion durinc period of m''intM r� hlp.l Annual Subscription.................................................... L5o Single Copy, 5c. BOARI) OK MANA(1 KKS, PRESS CLUB, UNIVERSITY OF DENVER. Dr. Frank II. II. Roberts........................................ President Dr. D. Shaw Duncan............................................... Treasurer Mr. C. 0. Thibodeau.............................................. Secretary Mr. P. II. Dowling, Mr. Paul V. West. junior KATHRYN ALLEN Houwkrrprr, Vcf(rt� h|p Cook “Star Boarders” 201 ETHEL TUCKER Haul Wailrm HELEN ROWELI I utry Cook i O. 8. HOWLING Kaker rilAKLKS 8TEKI.1NG Meal Took “Star Boarders” To Miss Mildred Hansen. Mr. Thomas Horton and Mr. Guv Hainmitt the Annual Board fed indebted for efficient an l cheerful help. 202 The Library The mountain range is brown and grim That fringe along our sky, Yet threads of gold there gladden him Who dares its secrets try. So volumes shelved in sober guise Send out no sparkling gleam. No color fascinates our eyes, Nor cunning carver’s dream. Yet here is reined what wise men taught Of lore, serene and high: What poets sang and heroes wrought, As rolled the ages by. The treasures of the Range may fail Never this wealth of mind: These gems with years still brightening shall Glad eyes long centuries find. Duly the modest hall revere That homes undying thought. Our heritage for service here From man’s l est doings brought! Am mi B. Hydk. 203 PURPOSE OF THE CLUB. To make the ‘‘course” in three years. This may be done by substituting the use of “ponies” for caddies. MEMBERS. Miss Metsker. Professor Cutier. Dr. Duncan and Rudolph Phillips. PURPOSE OF THE CLUB. To keep the weeds from flourishing on the court, and to reduce a noisy park to a minimum amount of “racket ’ MEMBERS. Miss Louise Iliflf and Professor Barclay. 205 (E a I p n li a r 1907 Septeml er 9.— Was relieved of $12.00.—Poor father! Septetnl er 10.—Extra! Campus deserted. classes full! Poor Freshies! “Won’t some one make n fuss over me.” September 11.—Consecrated ground for new library, to the tune of “Onward Christian Soldiers.” Septemlier 12.—Regular trolley-car ride in English. September 13.—Freshics herded into Y. W. C. A. and Y. M. C. A. reception, by Miss I). Beggs. The refreshment stunt reduced to a survival of the fittest. Septemlier 14.—Hot air trip with (lovemor to Ml. McClellan, supply not yet exhausted. Septeuil er 15.- Just got around the corner in time. September 16.- Sulwcrilied for the Clarion. Wrote home for more money. Septemlier 17.—Girls cheap, t half the price. Nut sundae at Raymond's. September IS. Missed the hot-house hand-out at chapel. September 19.—Chancellor’s Reception. Delsarte practice confined to the right arm. September 20.-—The morning after. Had all my lessons (?). September 21.- Went to see “Carmen.” Have about decided to go on the stage. September 22.- Pumpkin pie at the cottage.—No extra charge! Septemlier 23.—Skidoo! September 24.—Football practice, between Denver University and W. I). H. S. Fine feminine support. September 25.—Candy at Raymond ami Johnson’s—dentist’s next day! September 26.— Dr. Roberts won our first football game (at the rally). September 27.—Late, but still unsquelched. September 28.— We beat M. T. H. S. ami the next day September 29.—It snowed. September 30.—Fierce boviness tied and not allowed to roam the campus. Chancellor wore his red necktie. OtltOr 206 October 1.—Bed-hot ideas for Annual served up at Kathryn Allen's. The worst is yet to come. October 2.—Three teams out to practice. Three buckets of water needed to revive the Coach. Octol er 3.—Miss Charles ami Mr. Thibodeau hunt for four-leaf clovers on the campus. Octol er 4.— Mid-summer Night's Dream.' presented in room 20. Box parties are | opular. Octol er 5.—Are we down-hearted?—No! Octol er ft.— Feet crushed to earth shall writhe again. Octol� er 7.—We had Doughnuts in Bible. Miss Tends Parker is a nice girl. October 8.—‘Tyke’ was sleepy. Octol er 9.—Miss Moore goes walking with Archie lirusse. October 10.— In South America with Mr. Fdwards. October 11.—Chapel sentiment. Bah! for Mr. Sinclair ami the Treps. Octol er 12.—Scrub team beat Commercial School.. IS to 0. Octolier 13. My luundry bill is due. My pants are through. Ami I’m busted! busted! busted! October 14.—Roller skating. Going, going, gone. Octol� er 15.—Rollie Bradford, business manager of the .tnnuo , gives a definition of graft.” Octolier 16.—I)r. Hurrup smiled in chapel. October 17.—Consecrated more ground; this time for the chapel. Octol er 18.— Glass of cider at Varsity store, (ioing down! October 19.—Y. W. C. A. Baby Tarty, at Wycliffe cottage. Nurse Charles needs a bib. October 20.—Church congregation swelled by attendance of class in English. October 21.—Ice for ice-skating and Snow” for roller-skating. October 22.—Bally at chapel; recorders busv(?). Octol er 23.— l)r. Steele sang in chapel. October 24.—Girl’s Basketball. October 25. Chess Club organized. Sis Hopkins elected President. October 26.—Husk!!! October 27.— Writing home regularly.—More laundry. October 28.— Played chess d la Gibson. Octolnr 29. Studied. Another ultimatum from Miss Miller. Octol er 30.- Mr. Hammitt is a quarter back in his board. October 31. No use. My fate has l een decided. November 1.—Visitor got pointers in Adolescence Class for Pueblo victims. Back to the padded cell. Novemlier 2.—Soph.-Senior Party. Noveml er 3.—Beautiful day. Cheer up Mary.” November 4.—Junior Committee meeting at Kdith Bureau’s” Good rhance for girls to primp. 207 November 5.—She stoops to conquer, and he stoop to pick up her l ook. Noveml er 6.—Cottage pudding and cottage cheese at WycUffe. Nothing personal intended. November 7.—Nothing doing. November 8.—Dramatic Club meeting. Mr. Adam told how to wash lace curtains. November 9.—Better left unsaid. November 10.—And the next day it snowed again. November II.—Exam, in Bible. Appropriate way to address a pony: “I need thee even.' hour.” November 13.—More(?) chapel. November 14.—I)r. Philips: “Dry old Baptists.” Thibodeau: “Who ever heard of a dry old Baptist?” November 15.—Great day for spoonen . Lectures are an absolute and essential part of a college education. November 16.—Saw the Mines-Tiger game through a hole in the fence. November 17.—Outlined another sermon. Great practice in an English course. November 18.—Junior Hammer came out. November 19.—Wisdom tooth coming through. November 20.—Still coming. November 21-23.—Acquiring wisdom (teeth) Oh. wow! November 24.—Wrote letter home. Who said money? Novemlier 25.—Cross-eyed woman responsible for the story that some people didn’t come straight home. November 26.—It is rumored that Bill Andrews studied. November 27.—Sorority pledges came out in their colors. November 28.—Turkey and football. November 29.—Orpheum crowded. November 30.—Exams, responsible for increase of insanity. 1. —Great day for sleep. 2. —Dr. Philips wasn’t here. 3. —President of Y. W. C. A. develops into a great platform speaker. 4. —Christmas, three weeks off. 5. —Microscope necessary to locate 5 cents’ worth of candy purchased at church bazaar. December 6.—Biggest thing yet. County Fair; Vaudeville Show, Minstrels, Scrub Team, Streets of Cairo. I)ecend er 7.—Another great day for a pre-breakfast nap. December 8.—Dr. Phillips's Sunday School Class getting famous. December 9.—Chess the stiffest course in the University. December 10.—Father O’Ryan speaks at Chapel. Deoemlwr 11.—Snowed, but the weather is a “mere trifle.” December 12.—“Soup should be seen and not heard. December 13.—Unlucky Day. December 14.—Great day for shopping with a boy along. 208 December December December December December Deceml er 15.—Frantic studying for exams. December 16.—A scheduled exatn. ditln't take place. The schock was awful. December 17.—Exams. “Many are called, but few are chosen.” December 18.—More exams, for those that survive. December 19.—Reaction after the storm. December 20.—Ten cents’ worth of candy goes a long way (if one's neck is long). December 21.—Attractions are all down town. December 22.— Long letter home. More laundry bills. December 23.— Bully skating at the Park. Deceml er 24.—Holiday festivities begin. December 25.—A homesick time for the fellow who can't go home. December 26.—Vacation continues. Gee! Wisht I was home. January 6.—Registration Day. Back to the grind. January 7.—Franklin Badgley carries Miss Cline’s suitcases. There are cases and cases! January 8.—Annual Board meeting at Mary Stevens’s. Guy is charitable with sandwiches. January 9.—Weather still good for park strolls. January 10.— Dr. Doughty heard of I). U. and came all the way from New York to talk to us. January 11.—Studying resumed (?) Mumble-peg forbidden except in your own backyard. January 12.—Chicken for dinner. (How old is Anne?) January 13.—“I've paid mine.” January 14.—Weather man seems to have a grudge against us. January 15.—What made the girls choke in Glee Club practice? January 16.—Mr. McAllister recited in Oratory. January 17.—Preps, victorious in debate. Go it, Preps! January 18.—Annual Board meets at Ethel Tucker’s. More brilliant ideas sprouted. January 19.—Mr. Welch and Miss Holland at church. It pays to be good. January 20.—French Club re-organised. January 21.— More New York visitors. January 22.—Box party in orator} . January 23.—Clarion revival in chapel. January 24.—“Elevator” Company rehearsed. January 25.—I). U. 30—U. of C. 22. Hurrah! January 26.—Nice day. Another nice day to-morrow, if it doesn’t snow. January 27.—Coach made a speech in chapel. Rah! for the Coach. January 28.—Hello! Hello! Hello! January 29.—Arthur White got a haircut. January 30.—Day of Prayer. January 31.—Miss Metsker talks to the girls. I.—The Dramatic Club stars scintillate. Dark glasses warn by the spectators. February 2.—“Walking is good.” and it’s a long way to the Bishop's. February 3.—Miss Howell on time to “Bible Dr. Steele bore up bravely under the shock. February 4.- Mrs. Kingsley tells al out Professor (Mark of Chicago University. February 5.—Petition to have February 12 a holiday is circulated for student signature. February ft.- Annual Board meeting. February 7.— Recognition service at chapel, friends T February S. Hah! again. Oh. pillle! February 9.- Another spasm of S. S. popularity. February 10.—Professor Clark at chapel. February II.— Mr. Wylie approved by the students. February 12. Many years ago there was n bright little lx y whose name was Abe. February 13. “Macbeth ' by Professor (Murk. February 14.—Consumed with curiosity to know who sent the violets; February 15. V. W. C. A. Cabinet-picture taken at 1 o'clock. February 16.—Spring has came. February 17.—The Dean shot arrows at chapel. A little late for valentines. February IX. Professor Barclay made an announcement in chapel. February 1!). Thrilling meeting of Dramatic Club. What constitutes a quorum? February 20. Beta Vaudeville. “Woman, lovely woman.” February 21.—Installation of Iota Chapter of Sigma Kappa. February 22. 1 can not tell a lie; we didn't win the basket-ball game. February 23.—Chicken for dinner. More thrills. February 24.— Mr. Preston ate two l owls of soup at noon. February 25.—The ceiling in room 20 fell after Mr. Jenkinaon’s recitation. February 26.—Talk by Charles P. Adams, artist. February 27.—Spring continues. “Spring would l� e such lovely weather.” February 2S.—Candy sale by Sophomore boys. Sweet young things. February 29.—Dr. Steele conducts the pilgrimage to the Jewish Synagogue. 210 March I.—Came in like a lamb. March 2.— Rev. Frank DeWitt Tallmage. “Son of his father,” talked to us. March 3.—Spring hats in evidence. March 4.—Presidential forecasts and forefodings. March 5.—Still hustling for Annual dope. March 6.—More hustling. March 7. Miss G. Heggs tells Kathryn Allen ami Mary Stevens that they remind her of two bantam hens. March 8.—Said the Brakeman, “There was I, awaiting at the church.” March 9.—Annual goes to press. Continued in our next. - April Two College Boys Which one are you! The boy who K|x mls every dollar received from home, continually writing for more, ami leaving debts behind at holiday time! Or are you the boy who saves $2.00 or more a month, having a hank book to show a balance at holiday time, thus taking the first step towards success! Remember this: the man of forty is just what he began to make himself when he was sixteen. Industry, honesty and sobriety at sixteen, means inde-|H ndcnoe at forty; mayl e not great riches, but the reapect of acquaintances and the love of friends. We will help you to save. We will educate you to save. There are thousands of j eople who saved their first thousand dollars by coming in contact with the Industrial. Many of our members have been placing their savings with us for over seventeen years. This is why we have issued one hundred forty-seven thousand and twenty-nine certificates. We have people placing their savings with this Association from all parts of thus country and abroad. Make it a rule to save some money every month, if it is ever so little, and you will Ik thankful you did later on. Send for BiMiklet B; tells you how it is done. Address The Industrial Building and I oan Association, 11-12-13 Jacobson Building, Denver, Colorado. This is what it means for you;. $2.00 a month saved, is $500 at maturity; $4.00 a month saved, is $1,000 at maturity; $8.00 a month saved, is $2,000 at maturity; $12.00 a month saved, is $3,000 at maturity; $16.00 a month saved, is $4,000 at maturity; $20.(X a month saved, is $. ,000 at maturity. 212 As It Is Friendship and Love went to college. Courtship and Marriage came too— Came to perfect meagre knowledge, And the Goddess of Wisdom to woo. Friendship, you see, was a Freshman, While love was a Sophomore brave: The Junior as Courtship was happy. The Senior was Marriage s slave. They were Preps., perhaps ’ere they entered— Too young to know college ways; As Post-Grads, they now have divorces From the regular college days. Mary E. Stf.vkss. “Greeting” is the word I senD Right from the heart and soul to theE, Ever hoping that from you, meN, Endless records of fame may t e; V To every heart that beats as truE In love and faith for dear old DenveR Now do I drink, and hope that tO Girls and boys this will remember—9 An absent friend, Waldo J. Conkib. Coach Koehler, standing near a hand-organ, is approached by a little girl who offers him a nickel. • Coach— What is this for, little girl?” Little Girl.— 1 don’t know. I was told.to give it to the monkey.” Miss Brownell enters class late, followed a few seconds later by Mr. Jenkin son. Funny, Isn’t it? 213 Wednesday, 11:50. Mr. Neill enters economic class late. Dr. LeR.—-“Was the prayer meeting kept late? Mr. Neill i.s silent, but a blush suffuses his face. “That sermon in chapel was appropriate, coming so near the Boulder football game. “Whyr “He took as his text, ‘fiehold, the ’leaven of the Pharisees!”' “How much did you take in at the County Fair?v “You mean how many, don’t you?” “Kind sir, will you not give us ten cents (10c) for the glass case for the Japanese armor? Ikey.—“Yell, iss it in goot condition? 214 I) - ' f M I V • “1 � t «rmon In 'tmtw (MlTv N iaar o uoor be JUiHkir foot ha uw I ' • ’ V� � 1 4? t f .«• t‘:. ;ftM r “I I'M !■ : ■• • V ' “V« timcnti hnn r w 1|t � ' r “F «dtt vov orf piv r r eel)' . � t Ut 0MN ewf for tlir Japanc-Ikt, JoiiIn of Ana h C.oiiinicrcial Kngnivtmj 1337-43 Lawi (MK!() Si . SHwl iikI ('-o|if M’r I laic Slock I'crtificalcn Some Things We Have Been Asked to Keep Quiet. The wav in which Yen Hawke ami her friend endeavored to Ruin time, so that they wouldn’t l� e late to oratory. Out of consideration for Miss Hawke s family the story is withheld. The number of cups of tea Mr. Andrews drank one evening after rehearsing for “The Elevator.” The hard practice Mr. Ourrey and Miss Wood put in for their hand-holding scene in the Dramatic Club Recital. The match Mr. Templin struck in class. The frequency with which Mr. Tait uses the east stairway. Running high wink.—A. E. White. The nnrolier of times the cups were used at the Y. M. C. A. and Y. W. t. A. reception, without being washed. Why Dwight R. borrowed Charlie Tempting trousers. March 27.—-? Rubbish. Re sure and get a copy of “Peggy the School Teacher” two-step. Where is Raker? Ask the Policeman. He knows, We told him. - From The Junior Hammer. “I guess that the cobbler ought to stick to his last,” murmured the educated shoemaker as he contracted his third holy matrimony. The cars were piled in fearful wreck. The athlete roared with glee; He pushed the Pullman off his neck, “What down was that?” said he. The following advantages are offered by The Barnes Commercial School to young people who are interested in securing a business training: Three proprietors, each in charge of a department. A faculty of nine teachers. Three courses, Bookkeeping, Shorthand and English, carefully outlined and thorough. Location central, on Champa between 16th and 17th Streets. Large rooms, perfect light and ventilation, fine and complete equipment. Tuition rates reasonable, fair, uniform and as low as is consistent with high-class work. Bookkeeping taught by a teacher of nineteen years’ experience. English taught by a graduate of Chicago University. The Gregg System of Shorthand—by far the most popular system in use today. A complete equipment of Smith Premier, Remington and Underwood typewriters. A literary society, meeting once a week for drills in Parliamentary Practice, Debating and Public Speaking. Friday morning special exercises with inspiring addresses by prominent business and professional men. An active employment department that receives an average of fifty calls a month for trained office assistants. Summer term opens the first Monday in June but Students can enroll at any time, as instruction in the leading branches is mainly individual. A Catalogue and Additional Information Sent on Request The Barnes Commercial School 1625 CHAMPA ST., DENVER Who Said? Nat a smile! Gladstone, the Chancellor, and I.” D. U. stands for Darned Unfortunate. ' Patronize our advertisers!” He wanted to take astronomy, so he could get better acquainted with Mam I talk too much.” Where do I go next?” There were two ways of giving compliments.” Filigree spoon, and barrel of molasses.” Helen Keller, nose.” Some inner good has l een discovered in Helen Carson.” Oh, not that bad!” You may shake hands with me.” Arc clay pigeons good to eat?” Shave every morning, boys!” No rest for the wicked.” Nobody loves me.” That Mr. Tait went to Se-a-man.” Guy Hammitt held the walking record.” Florence Colby had limpid brown eyes.” There waa Nothing doing around the University, except lean up against the door and hold vour books. Growing pains, just grow worse.” Dr. Jimmie is a little bird. The late Min Howell.” Lucy Moore is the college widow.” ‘I want to hear ‘A-man-cuxs. If all else fails, AAA.” How much vour writing looks like mine! I am a very poor writer. Hello! Hello! Hello!” There are several things I wouldn't want put in the Annual about me.” Have you learned The Brakcman at the Church.” Ask Ward Morris why lemons come before prunes. Sniffed at.” Willie, Willie, Willie.” There is a little matter I would like to speak of. Several students have failed to return books. If they would please give this matter their kind attention it would facilitate matters in the library, and make the duties of the librarian less onerous. Books are allowed to be kept two weeks, after that there is a little matter of a nickel a day. If this matter is not promptly attended to, we will be forced to communicate with you through the post-office. I would like to see the following at my table some time during the day: Abbie Doughty, Katherine Stocker, Mr. Fonken, Mr. Ashby, Lillian Finery. 217 in this time were made by us EXCELLENT WORK MODERATE PRICES ART NOVEAU STUDIO 1539 Arafiakee Street. 'Denver, CeUnido A. RIF KIN, m Tail°r Suits Pressed 50c Pant Pressed 15° Geo. L. Bettcher Clotbrs £0aDe to £ rOcr ARCHITECT You save money if you keep your clothe in Drawing (or all classes of Buildings good order. Steam Cleaning and Dicing. Repairing neatly done. a«a mack ioc. tstw a cauroama era. 1438 Aropobor t., Orntorr. Colo. DENVER, COLORADO Dr. Brown, in his speech in chapel, said he sal up nights to love the Chinese. Our esteemed friend fiev. Ashby remarked to a friend, that it was more than he would do, hut. if he found a pretty I). I’, girl, he might consider'the proposition. A certain professor in our institute held Anna Eva Fay’s feet at one of the public performances. He was overheard to remark that he would like to have held her hands. Baker (in insane ward)—-“What room is this?” Keeper—“This is where the patients get their mush every morning.” Baker—“Ah! A mushroom isn’t it?” Miss Humnell recited in oratory. Mr. (’lark suggested that her voice did not sound natural in the love scene. Now what do you think of that? On January 17. it was reported that Miss Helen Williams and Austin Kra-cow were seen walking together on IOth street. In ancient times Italian youths On hillsides verdant, piped their lay: Now they are doomed, in city streets, To lay their piping all the day. When you see a humble l ee Bumbling o’er the lea. The thing that you had better do Is let that bumble lie. 218 A Lullaby. What matters it if Bennie flunk? A sheep-skin's nothing more than junk. So rinse your eyelids tight— You know “whatever is, is right.” Sweet draems Bennie. The Junior ('lass will know tis blest. And clasp my Bennie to its breast: The Juniors love my Bennie boy, Who is so sweet, demure and coy. Sweet dreams Bennie. And if my darling flunk once more Then Bennie ’ll ! e a Sophomore: So class will be as happy then. As will the class of 1910. Sweet dreams Bennie. Don’t cry your little eyes out so. The school just hates to see you go; Dear old D. U. would loose her last Romantic chartn if Bennie passed. Sweet dreams Bennie. So Bennie close your little eye; The Sandman’s coming bv-and-by. And when my Bennie wakes, by gee. We’ll give for him a big pink tea! Sweet dreams Bennie. Miss Marrs— Oh, Mr. Clark, will you be my husband?” Mr. Clark—“This is so sudden!” Extra!—Rudolph Philips put his shoes on in a jiffy!I The child is rapidly i in prori ng. Mr. Talbott—“Can you think of some word that rhymes with Pabst l� eer? I’m writing an ad. for them.” Mr. Evans—“Why don’t you look in your table of lager rhythms!” Why does a flood of pleasant memories come over George Graham when he hears; “Pop open here, fellows; let’s get these orders out.’’ 219 Mol'T N«K X IN' Till: CENTRAL HC IXKSh CUIXKflK Some People Won’t Take Advice Whatever vocation you may choose for your life work, there can be no question but that the first step is to obtain a practical business education. This will be valuable In any calling. As a resource, giving strength and confidence to the mind, it will come to your aid every day of your life. By all means, attend a business college.—HENRY WARD BEECHER. We need more bright, ambitious young men and women for lm|iortant office (tosUions. Salaries range from $40 to $150 monthly. Our Employment Decrement receives an average of one call a day for stenographers, bookkeepers, telegraphers. cashiers and office assistants. Many of our most successful students spent only six months in prejiaration. at a cost of $50, and were able to earn more than this amount the first month after securing a position Does it pay? I o you know of any kind of educational training that can be so quickly secured, and gives equal returns in money? Our College was established in Denver in 1887. It is the oldest in the State. It is a high-grade school, with standard courses of study, and is attended by a superior class of students. Our rooms are pleasant, completely equ!p| ed with new furniture, and the courses are in charge of callable teachers. Our branch schools arc located in Gree’ey. Fort Collins, and Cheyenne. Equal advantage in all schools. Scholarships are transferable. These are all good schools, and merit the patronage of those who want the best. Write for a free catalogue, showing views of the College rooms, former students in positions, and giving all general information. Central Business College L. A. ARNOLD. President R29 Fifteenth St.. DENVER. COLO. We are offering for the benefit of our readers a puzzle contest. $1,000.00 to be given in prizes. The following pictures represent certain well-known characters in Denver University. The first two are Sprigg and Beaver. Guess the rest and obtain a prize. Is it possible that Jesse Raymond must Russell all his life? Has Charlie Sterling at last lieen caught in a Webb? I hi we see that Eugene Preston has liecome a devoted Wheeler? Has Tom Horton decided the only way to span this life is to Wade? Why is Stowe Allen always saying: Howe. Howe? bee—“Give me 50 cents for a little time Baker—“Nope, I've got all the time I want. Ask Dr. Philips to tell you about “Johnny Jones, the U� st hugger in school. ’ Running high wink.—A. E. Wrhite. Old King (’ole was a merry old soul. And a merry old soul was he, Ills girl threw him down: “You’re a sporty old clown, And 1 don't like soft coal, said she. 221 Have you ever seen the picture of the disconsolate hen, resting wearily against the fence, and soliloquizing thus: What's the usef-an egg yesterday— Tomorrom a feather duster Doesn’t this make us happy—just to think that we weren’t born bens? and isn’t life worth living with such Bread, Cakes and Cookies, as you get in your borne, if your mother uses Hungarian High Patent Flour, Hey? Dean Howe—“Baker. 1 find that cachoo has l een thrown in every room but my office. How do you explain that?’’ Baker—“Don't know, Dean; guess I must have overlooked your room. Vera (with superior air)—“Oh, girls! you just ought to hear Charlie propose.” Chorus of girls—“We have ’ Miss Benjoski—“Why, Mr. Baker, how well you look to-night!” Mr. Templin (who has accompanied Mr. Baker to call)—“Well, lie ought to. He got on my hat, Jesse's tie, Kenneth’s shoes, Billy’s overcoat and Guy's stickpin.” Miller (at supper table)—“Whom are you going to take to league to-night ?’’ Large—“No one. Whom are you to take? Miller—Miss B----.’’ (45 minutes later Miller knocks at Professor Bus- sell’s door), “Good evening, is Miss B. in?” Professor Bussell—“Yes, and so is Mr. Will Templin.” Mother (reading a letter from son at I). tT.)—“Guy feels so cheap, because he failed in examinations. What shall 1 write to comfort him? Father—“Tell him he needn’t feel cheap—He isn’t.’’ 222 WfiftRE I I I ‘PROSPECTING ! ! ! MORE BUSINESS! WILlIAMSO -HAfENER EflGRWING “ DENVER, COLO. 223 Judge., wiiat Uceme had h°° to steal th� u e h eketrf Tfayfi s :• That jes ti Vcdoe, I t ?lowgs tr© dc U ' ’. saV Why h o vvs ‘that’ 7fh.jrt 3:- Ureii'Ljou ee deM 27.t . IroyS . etc w a.y mtih olr de work, enr lvc ol hair to orn cl Urr I ty fo pKrftC.Ho r jtm George Graham—“This is Garden of Eden Dav, isn’t it?” Marjorie Chapelt—“How , that? George Graham—“Oh, to .av we get roast rib ami apple sauce for dinner.” Lady faints. Quick curtalfi! King—14What is my grade, Doctor? Dr. Jimmie—44Well, I met vour father and I like you, my Ijov, so we'll call it 60. King—44Gosh, I’m glad you didn’t know my granddad, too Professor Barclay—44 Do not say J'ai ic temp, for that means that you have the weather with you and not the time.” Miss Hildebrand—44Well, doesn’t every one have an atmosphere alxn t him? 224 The Central Savings Bank and Trust Co. ESTABLISHED 1 H f 2 CAPITAL : : : 250,000.00 H E Savings-Bank Habit is not so Dad as the Cab Habit —not so costly to your thinkery and wallet, as the Cigarette Habit. The man with the Savings-Bank Habit is the one who never gets laid off; he's the one who can get along without you, but you cannot get along without him. fJThe Savings- Bttnk Habit means sound sleep, good digestion, cool judgment and manly independence. 1 The most healthful thing I know of is a Savings-Bank Book—there are no microbes in it to steal away your peace of mind. It is a guarantee of good behavior. 225 Want Ads—Miscellaneous Wanted—To know when and where C. O. Templin studies. Wanted—A man to act as financial manager for a large house. Apply to Oneida Armitage. Wanted—Agents for the Tibe Dough Mixer. Makes a great hit with the ladies. See Miss Anna Hay for particulars. Wanted—To know why Dorothea Begg’s students enter athletics. Wanted—Agents for the Eureka Noiseless Tucker. Can be attached to any machine. New Home preferred. C. Sterling for particulars. Wanted—Buyers for a new modern house; good location. Call or phone T. Cline. Wanted—Two bright young ladies to introduce the latest styles in millinery. Quick sales and large Proffitts guaranteed. Beta Theta Pi Dry Goods Co. Wanted—To know why Ward Morris said: “Don’t you know that lemons always come before prunes?’' Wanted—To know why Jesse Raymond goes down to Mrs. Warren’s every Sunday evening to see if that old Arc Light is repaired yet. Wanted—Every student to use Alien’s Foot Ease; full directions as to Howe to use it in every package. For Sale—A limited quantity of Austin’s high-grade chocolate; overstocked. H. Williams. For Sale—S. Hubert’s “Every night in the week” (Serenade). 10 cents per copy. M. Gallup. For Sale—A good home-grown crop of hair, first cutting. Max Proffitt. For Sale—A dark gray Latin pony, perfectly gentle for ladies, and a good saddler. T. Ashby. For Sale—A bargain if taken at once. Katherine Allen. For Sale—All kinds of jewelry, pocket-knives, purses, etc. Call at office. Dean Howe. For Sale—Four pounds of “Dean’s Delight” Cachoo. D. It. Baker. For Sale—A few shares in the Bradford, Graft and Moregraft Company, a good investment. P. Hildebrand. For Sale—Green oak logs, pine logs and Kellogs, excellent for grate fires. The S. A. Electric, Fuel and Feed Company. To Trade—All books used in the first three years of college for household furniture. H. Yoiler. To Trade—A parlor lamp for a small Settee. V. Jarvis. To Trade—All my Spanish credits, what have you? A. Burns. To Trade—A statue of Milo for a small Pug. (’all Allene P26 after 7 p. m. 226 College Clothes to Order We want you to sec our handsome fabrics for the Spring season. We make a special feature of fitting the College Student and giving him a suit especially adapted to his form. No extreme prices—$25 to $50 NICOLL the Tailor Wm. Jerrems Sons 1035 Sixteenth Street D. H. DENNY, Manager Lost and Found Found— Solitaire diamond between the Cniv. and “The Bishop's. Will return to any one identifying and paying for this add.—Violet Hummed. Lost A little black pocket-book, containing a nickel and a whistle. Return to Snow Williams. Lost—S. A. E. pin. No reward is offered, as I do not want it back.— Franklin Badgely. Lost—Oratorical contest.—Philip Deer. Strayed—Hallie.—Return to At ho. Wanted—Some one to love me!—Pyke. A Peach—On the Southside. Near an owl car line. Lydia Wilbur. Wanted—Washing.—Prep. Laundry Company. Wanted 12-room brick house to tear down.—Ross and Rudolph Wrecking Company. Wanted A ticket to Delta.— Lloyd Neil. On sale at all book stores, “Diary of My Early Love Affairs by Owen B. Trout. This work is especially valuable to students of psychology, and is recommended highly by President Roosevelt, Editor (Mark of the Clarion and Rev. Thibodeau. Only 10 cents.— Look into the future and see your examination questions. Why flunk? Madame Buniitske, Clairvoyant. For Sale—Mr. Welch’s new hook, “Little Trips to Holland.’’ Bound in calf: $1.50 per volume. Wanted—First-class carpenter by the day. Pleasant work. Steady employment. Call Sundays.— Li-1- B-ow-e- -. 227 Minutes of annual Board meeting held, at 1763 High Street, on February 6. Meeting called to order promptly at 9:30 p. m. First joke cracked at 10:10 p. m. Miss Stevens—“I was scared toothless.” All (in chorus)—“Send them to the Dents, and have a set made.” Bailey (a Dent)—“You must come yourself to make an impression.” Second Joke (sprung fifteen minutes later): Mr. Spencer (of the Dents)—“They threw a pail through one of the windows, down at the school not long ago ” After a few minutes thought. ‘‘It gave the window such a pane it made it pail.” Refreshments. Meeting adjourned. First member of Annual Board.—“Who is the critic for the Annual?” Second member of Annual Board—“Miss Metzker.” Third member of Annual Board—“I understood it was Dr. Philips.” Fourth member of Annual Board—“I am sure it’s Dr. Engle.” Fifth member of Annual Board—“Well, you’re all wrong. It’s Miss Gertrude Beggs.” Soliloquy of a “Fusser” Say, Kiddo, isn’t it a curious thing, The workings of a fellow’s head and heart? You think the things will never run apart, But neck to neck beneath the wire will swing, Then comes a pretty eatch-me smile and Zing! German, and Math., and Lit., and Trig., and Zoo., Are passed up like a friend who’s lost his dough, And credits say “ta, ta,” and hit the wing. Ah, Love, thou art a gilded brick, a game The live ones and the shrewd alike must play, The old sharps beaten come again to play, Though hooked, and hooked, and hooked, they bite the same; I never can get next the fickle Dame, And know those lamps that burn so bright for me, Have shone the same for all Fool-man-ity. Those cheeks I saw to blush when near I came, Now, I am gone, are blushing, blushing yet, That blush stands heat and cold, and rain goes through At least that’s what its advertised to do. Ah, cupid, you’re a very dangerous pet. You get a fellow torrid around the neck, Then freeze him in a ton of ice or two. —Exchange. 228 THE WESTERN WORLD GOOD READING FOR EVERYBODY A monthly journal devoted to the industrial progress of the IVtit Specially prepared articles by competent writers on the pioneer history and early romance of the West: its later development: irrigation and reclamation projects; fact and fiction by the best Western writers and verse-makers; biographical sketches of Western empire builders. Artntic ('.over 'Designs The WESTERN WORLD is strictly WESTERN in purpose, style, illustration, composition and content. Pages for men and women of every calling, and for children of any age. Subscribe for it, and be satisfied. $1.00 the Year WSK S,' ' Address, Waltkr Ai.ukktus Koch, Publisher THE WESTERN WORLD Denver, Colorado “THE GREAT WESTERN JOURNAL” The l . I . rooters holler. In manner far from tame; I’ll Let you they’d go crazy, Should 1). I , win a game. Therefore, I think the players. Are wise, each game to lose: Two thousand crazy students. Would give this town the blues. Freshman— “What does B. Fed. mean after Professor Trout’s name?” Junior—“Why, that means Piped, of course.’’ First Junior- “1 had part of my jaw removed.” Second Junior—“Then you won’t have so much cheek.” (Names are suppressed.) Too many books spoil the soph! With these words, I knight thee, dub. She was a thing of beauty and jaw forever. Although we know Diana thought A man her bitter foe. hy is she e’er by sculptors wrought. Her arms around a lmw? Colorado’s Famous Flour “Pride of the Rockies” IS MADE BY The Longmont Farmers’ Mill Elevator Co. Milts at Dtnver and Longmont, Call. it TL SOLD BY ALL RELIABLE DEALERS Francis ('line (after return from East)— Oh, I just love it here; it is so embracing.” Fyke and Bill went up the Hill To see a girl one Sunday. Fyke got a meal. Then played the wheel, Stayed home from school on Monday. Absence makes the heart grow fonder,” Say the poets in their rhyme; But the faculty at that wonder, So give us zero every time. Although the Prep, ne'er learned to spell, His future wasn’t wrecked; He simply used quotation marks And wrote in dialect. Dr. Leltossignol— Have you your lesson. Mr. Thibodeau?” Kev. Thibodeau— I hope so. Doctor. Dr. Le KossignoK— | see you believe in l� eing saved bv hope. Well, in this class, we Indieve in justification by works.” 230 Students ! Students ! GET VOUR LUNCHES AT % )t Darsttp tore Now open for business Fine Candies and Stationery Mrs. R. E. Morrow She Nortljforstern HHulual ICtfe Jufluraitre Cto. MILWAUKEE, W1S. ------1907 RECORD:------ Q. A IN E D mote business than any Company in the world. Paid larger amount of dividends than was e'ver paid by any Company in any year. Paid for nearly One Million Dollars more and gained THREE TIMES MORE business than any Company in Colorado. It will pay you to f et our figures before taking insurance JESSE M. WHEELOCK GENERAL AGENT 613-618 Symes Bldg., Denver, Colorado l)r. Roberts—“Politics is not always uncertain. I can tell which of two men will be the next president (f the United States. ” Mr. Schofield (with great earnestness)—“Oh! Doctor do tell us!' Dr. Roberts—“Whv, either the Republican or the Democratic candidate, of course ’ 231 c� e ©Korlti’s iBest JBtcptle The PIERCE CUSHION FRAME models are unquestionably the most comfortable and easy-riding bicycles ever offered to a discriminating public. •Price, $60.00 Complete WITH SPRING FORKS AND COASTER BRAKE TOM BOTTER1LL 1643 CALIFORNIA STREET After July First, you uill find us at 1717-1721 California Street AINSWORTH TYPE BX : : : : : THEODOLITE This instrument represents the highest standard of engineering instruments. All parts are made of the hardest bronze alloys to limit gages and strictly interchangeable THE PRECISION FACTORY has (he bcS£ equipment of special machinery, cools and instruments in the world for the production of engineering instruments Send for Catalogue BX-32, describing the line we are selling agents for, the Holden Calendex, a circular pocket slide rule of metal that accomplishes more quickly than what the old style slide rule does. ________FULLY DESCRIBED IN CIRCULAR 1-32_ Wm. AINSWORTH SONS DENVER. COLORADO Does the Salvation Army use the Bible to beat the band?—Anon. 233 W. W. EVANS Corner Evans and Milwaukee Streets UNIVERSITY PARK Phone South 128 PHONE GREEN 1223 “ t Groceries, Meats, Geo. F. Murphy Fruits, Vegetables WALL PAPER and Bakery Goods PA I NT I N G and Good things to eat for luncheons. We go to market «every day, you ran always count on our goods being fresh WALL TINTING TRUNK EXPRESS 1225 A Daily Express Service between Univer- SOUTH PEARL STREET sity Park and Denver. Trunks delivered at reasonable rates. DENVER, COLO. Mr. Dowling is receiving much attention in astronomical circles. He has made some valuable observations of “John the baptist Star and is a recognized authority on this subject. We shall Ik very sorry to lose him when he is called to take the chair of astronomy in some institution of higher learning. Mr. Slutz “Did vou ever e John the Baptist star? Miss Wilbur—“No Mr. Slut .—“See that star? pointing to one of the stars in the Great Dipper. Miss Wilbur “Why, Isn't that the Dipper?” Mr. Slutz- “Well, wasn't John the Baptist a sort of a dipper?” Mr. West (making announcement in chapel)—“Dr. Buchtel will speak at the V. M. C. A. to-morrow. All girls are invited, especially those who intend to take medicine as their life profession.” A large attendance of ladies was reported. 234 S©WI BSTTLES SKI KI£W.K:£?URMEBTO im SMIEUF. In and About Wycliffe Cottage Ding! goes the door bell fa moment’s pause). “Ah! good evening.” --- “You want Miss--------? Just step into the parlor and I will call her.’’ (In the back hall.) “Girls, --; is there? There’s someone to see her.” (On the second floor.) “Girls, - — has a man in the parlor.” (Eager questioning) “What's he like, any way?”—“Is he good-looking?”—“Who is he?”—“Guess I’ll go down and entertain him.” (Two hours later.) “Go get your alarm clock. No! now.”—“Where's mine?” —“Set it quick.”—“Somebody get the dinner bell.”—“You’ll wake everybody up.”—“Well, he ought to know enough to go at ten, anyhow.” (A moment later.) Burr-r-r-r, whiz, ting-a-ling, crash, bang (much giggling). The front door shuts with a bang, and departing footsteps of the man echo down the path. $ £ “The Cottage hud a fire a few weeks ago.”—“No; nothing hurt but one heart.” The following conversation tells us enough: “Wouldn’t it been awful if we had all been killed?” “Yes, but oh, girls! there was the swellest fireman, a perfect dream.” “I'mm, he had on patent-leather pumps and tlie dearest tie.” “He even had his trousers turned up.” “I guess he thought he was a real, nice fireman.” “He must have been a perfect dream.” “Was his hair curly?” “No-o-, just wavy, I think. “Did he have black eyes?” “Perfectly, darling, and a heavenly smile.” “He was a perfectly good man.” “Wish I'd been here.” F. Maclear. '10, and (’. Kelsey. 10. conceived the brilliant idea of doing Math, together. One day problems were called for. They were handed in in good time, and were duly returned. On the bottom of Miss Maclear’s paper was the following: “For grade and correction, see Miss Kelsey’s paper.” Many, many, years ago, Columbus came to this country. As he neared the shores of these I’nited States, he saw an Indian at the water’s edge. The following conversation was reported in the papers the next morning: Columbus—“Are you Me Indian?” The Indian—“Yes; are you Columbus?” Columbus—“I am. The Indian—“Then we are discovered.' Football is the game for eleven. Baseball is the game for nine: Hockey is the game for seven. But fussing is the game for mine. — H A MM ITT. 235 John D. Allen REAL ESTATE University Park Property A SPECIALTY OFFICE: 830 SEVENTEETH ST. Telephone Main 348 UNIVERSITY PARK ADDRESS: 2111 SOUTH FILLMORE ST. Telephone Green 1327 Our Bakery is now open for your inspection—visit it. IT IS THE HOME OF featl's IBrriit — • The best I knew in every leaf MADR WITH MILK BY Z )t Campbell $ ell Bailing Company Phone Main 1001 1125 1147 12th St. P. O. Box 758 DENVER. COLO. Sad is tin tale 1 chronicle Of a voting life Broken and crushed. So. with pity, adjust your monocle And read in accents hushed. They took him last week to I’uehlo, Where he's consigned to a padded cell; They say of his life?. “Few ebb so— He’s young and he ought to get well.” Hut we fear his case is hopeless. Who knows the 4 ttn” this took, A junior whose pate is dopeless, lousiness manager of the Kytuwinhuk. -Mary E. Stevens. 236 Wearers of Good Clothes A PPRECIATE and prefer exclusive fabrics. importations from the very best mills abr 1 he woolens we have are importations from me very Pest mills abroad. It is therefore unnecessary to dwell upon their superiority and their attractiveness of design and pattern, but we would say this: “However varied or exacting your taste may be, we offer to please you, for we know wc can.” Our many well satisfied patrons in the Denver University we give as reference : : : : : : 3,0 ’eT;. ..o°.r«c u. T.HOU8t the metropolitan tailoring co. Definitions A Case.—Off again, on again, gone again. A Stroll.—The longest distance between two points. Cramming.—An abomination unto the soul, but a very present help l efore exams. Spooning.—Dipping up soft taffy. A Flunk. An error on the part of the faculty. ('ribbing.— When some other fellow’s paper blows onto your desk. Fred T. Adams ornci IT JACOBSON BLOG. Contractor and Builder JOBBING and REPAIRING 22 2 FAIRFAX ST. phonc row ao«� Professor Cutler—“How do they know that the earliest insects were land insects? ’ Bright Student—“Their feet were not web! ed, were they?” Professor Cutler (classifying animals)—“('an you tpll me where the fish belong ?” Small Voice—“In the water, 1 guess.” Attention! Mr. Con ken i gathering material preparatory to publishing a book, entitled, “Who’s Who in 1 . IV Will all Presbyterians kindly hand in their names on or before April 1! Bible Study Texts for Vacation John 3: 1 I—“We know that we have passed— Numbers 20: 10—“Thou shaft not pass— Judges 3: 20—“Suffer not a man to pass 11 Kings 0: U—“Beware that thou pass not—■” Isaiah 35: IB—“None shall pass— 237 Course in Greek— The Odywey Xenophon’s Anabasis as Elucidated by the Beginners in Greek When King Darius died, and his kingdom left to his eldest, Cyrus the younger, said he, ‘Til have it in spite of my brother.” So to his friends, the Greeks, he sent messengers many, inviting Them to his aid, for he knew that men who had practiced on Au� . Who wrote on the board, all correct, fifty words of the third declension,— Such men would think it but sport to conquer the ranks of the Persians. Cl ear eh us, first among these, a leader so sour and valiant, Loved by his men with such love, as preps, toward a cranky professor: Once he was pelted with stones, and once he was robbed of his luncheon; Trifles like these he passed l� v, for he was a mighty commander, Never was he disobeyed, for, indeed, lie never gave orders,- Simple suggestions made he—“You know that you don't have to do it”; Not like other commanders,—dead easy was Ctearchus always. Come to the battlefield, young Cyrus stood up and spoke at them:— “Soldiers,” said he, “Men of Greece, use tact and use plenty of it; Work will not win you the mark, lacking tact I surely shall fail you! Then when we’ve beat, to the gods, to the gods we’ll vow in thanksgiving, Goats, as many as we slay, as we cut from the ranks of the Persians.” So they went into the fray, and scared the barbarians badly. Cyrus got killed, and the Greeks in despair lost all hope of returning, Till our Xenophon dreamed, and another man sneezed, and they started, Looking toward Greece. Hut at first they packed and hunted for “eatin’s,” Came to some marvelous towns, chuck full of dates and of palm wine,— Breakfast food, too, in abundance—hay, oats, and shredded wheat found there. Then they encamped for the night near a wall, deserted and lonely. On which was laid a foundation of stone in the march of the morrow, Rushing and wide a river they met,—Ah, how could they cross it ? “Thus 1 said a luminous youngster, “Our skins with hay we will stuff them, So we’ll float over the river.” They did so and came to the Podians, Went up the first hill, the second hill, third hill; and two men they captured, Took them apart, and discovered the way to their home land, to Greece-1 and! Dear Miss Beggs: I'm sure this stuff is unintelligible except to the few who made the “Anabasis” with Cyrus last spring. How could the uninitiated know that Clearchus’ last luncheon refers to the day we hill yours behind that box—or that you threatened to “fail” me if I didn't use tact, or even how “dead easy” you were? —Katherine Stocker. 23 Coal, Coke, Wood PINON MAITLAND TRY IT CANON CITY and BALDWIN all excellent Coals from our onc n mines LIGNITE ONLY BEST GRADES Only coal yard at University Park Prompt Service and Courteous Treatment our motto The Rocky Mountain Fuel Company Main Retail Office. 2010 26th St. DENVER TELEPHONE MAIN 4040 ALL TRUNK FACTORY TELEPHONE 1216 Repairing a Specialty 010 TRUNKS TAKER IN EXCHANGE The A.E. Meek Trunk and Bag Co. L B MEEK. P Cl. R. W MEEK BCC'V 1207 Sixteenth Street 1605 Lawrence Street DENVER, COLO, Sophomore Jokes So thin that he has to pass twice in the same place to make a shadow Bowman. A mouth so Big site can whisper in her own ear,—.1. S. Williams. There was a young sophomore, named Bill, Who studied his “Ke.” with a will; One day Doctor Jim Did call upon him. And he recited—he Boasts of it still. Teacher—“What is an Indian woman called?” Willie -“Squaw ” Teacher—“And what is an Indian Baby called? Willie “Squaller.” o J V 239 FOR THE BEST Real Estate Investments CANDIES GOTO Pay Best Z )t •sg 7M nfljersit? BEAUTIFUL Denver' Mott Beautiful Residence Territory t aur Confectioner? Buy Now Before the Advance in Prices Co. CATERERS and CONFECTIONERS TERMS: Easy monthly payments to suit purchaser. PRICES: $50, $125, 150, 5175, S225 per lot. 1512 Curtis Street Apply to ISAAC J. KK AT OR Pbonrs 397=398 The I). C. Burns Realty and Trust Co. Established 1872 DENVER, COLO. 226 Kittredge Building “Eighty-two degrees in the shade,” remarked the Governor, as he held a parasol over the sheepskins the afternoon of graduation. Teacher—“Fools often ask questions wise men cannot answer.” Prommel—“1 guess that is the reason 1 flunked in exam.” Gentleman about to be operated on for appendicitis, requests that he be opened with prayer. Woman without tier man is a savage. Bishop— That's the system.” If a body meet a body, riding on the hay, If a body kiss a body, need a body say: “This bail lassie and her laddie Must, without delay, Tell just why they dared be spoony Hiding on the hav?” Every lassie and her laddie, riding on the hay, Steal a kiss when no one's looking, that's the usual way, Chaperones should learn this lesson,— Learn it right away,— If they take the young folks riding, Lon); the other irny! 240 WHy Help Pav a Big Rent? We save you 20 per cent, on uptown prices Clements, caitor Phone Main 64 5t 1521-1525 16th St. N«nr BlaKv DENVER 241 ) |H'M| WmiMB Robert R. Rose KODAK JFlirSnsuratirp SOI 502 Symes Phone 1836 Building Main Q Mrs. Jesse E. Stokes Vfi SUPPLIES DEVELOPING AND PRINTING {lianUt Arrmnyanlet BY EXPERTS {liana urarlirr The R. M. Davis Photo Stock Go. 515 E. 19th Avenue, Denver, Colo. 1639 CHAMPA The Popular Classes 242 University of Denver The Pioneer School of Higher Learning in this Stake.' - Colorado Supreme Court. 175 Professors and Instructors 1523 Graduates 1400 Students DEPARTMENTS AT UNIVERSITY PARK I. College of Liberal Aits. II. Graduate School. III. Chamberlin Observatory. IV. Preparatory School. V. Summer School. DEPARTMENTS IN THE HEART OF DENVER L Denver and Grosa College of Medicine. II. Denver Law School. III. Colorado College of Dental Surgery. IV. College of Muuc. V. Saturday College. For Catalogue and Information, write to Chancellor Henry A. Buchtel UNIVERSITY PARK Colorado 243 Denver Law School LAW DEPARTMENT OF THE UNIVERSITY OF DENVER Offers a Three-Year Course, Leading to (he Degree of LL.B T he cours; embraces instruction in the following branches: Elementary Law Evidence Mining Law Property Common Law Pleading Roman Law Tons Equity Pleading Insurance Contracts Code Pleading Quasi Contracts Criminal Lairs Private Corporations Comparative Jurisprudence Domestic Relations Municipal Corporations Equity Jurisprudence Sales of Personal Property Constitution Laws Water Rights Agency Carries and Partnership Negotiable Paper Irrigation Law For information address LUCIUS W. HOYT. E. C. Building, Denver, Colo. German enters a drug store. German—“I want some Talcum powder.” Clerk—“ Mention's?” German—“No, wimraen’s.” Clerk—“Will you have it scented?” German-—“No, I will mit myself take it.” Dr. LeKossigriol—“If we have too many improvements there will be nothing but machines. We'll have to eat machinery.” Neill—“I suppose instead of eating pork, we will have to eat pig iron” Personal—Any girl wishing to go to the Sophomore party with me will kindly be at First Avenue and Broadway, promptly at eight o’clock. Please furnish your own car fare.- K. Preston. Have you ever heard this around the Cottage? “I think he's the limit!” “It’s perfect bliss!” “Cheer up,girls!” “Girls! he’s a dear!” “Can you loan me a stamp?” “You pay my car-fare and I II giveittoyou when I get my money from home.” “My family don’t love me; they haven’t written for two whole weeks.” “I’ve goi wrath and indignation that can be aroused.” “Good-bye,—don't disgrace the Cottage.” “Don’t do anything I wouldn’t.” “Can I look out your window? I want to see the stars.” “I just can’t make my hair look decent,” “I have so much to do.” “I’m nearly starved. “No doubt alwjut it. “Who’s got a nickel?— 1 must ’phone.” 244 T)enver and Gross College of Asl0 A 1 (' 1 H 0 Medical Department IV1 Cll IL I Tit University of Denver FOURTEENTH AND ARAPAHOE STS. Thin institution represents the highest development of Medical Instruction. The course consists of four years, and covers all branches of theoretical and clinical medicine, in a most thorough manner. Many additional facilities for dispensary, hospital and laboratory instruction have been added during the past year. A new Dispensary Building, equipped along the most modern lines, and a separate Laboratory Building materially Increase the teaching facilities. A catalogue containing the fullest information may be obtained by addressing w. A. JAVNE, M. D., Dean. FROST C. BECHTEL, M. ! ., Ass't Scc’y McPhee Building 1441 Glcnarm St. Some “Puffs” I Have Known 24S DENTAL DEPARTMENT University of Denver Twenty-Second Annual Session begins Oct. I, iqo8 THIS college is a member of the National A Association of Dental Faculties ami its diplomas are recognized in all the States and Countries, where, under the laws, the diplomas of reputable colleges are accepted. The course of instruction covers a period of three years of eight months each, and is thorough, progressive and practical. Post-Graduate Course, July, 1908 A THOROUGHLY practical course for practitioners, covering a period of thirty days. Comprising porcelain and Cast Gold Inlays, Crown and Bridge work. Anesthesia. Oral Surgery, Orthodontia and Oral Prophylaxis. For Announcements, Address: W. T. CHAMBERS. D. D. S., Dean, or A. W. SI AKBC7CK, D. D. S.t Supt California Building 14th and Arapahoe Sts., Denver, Colo. Denver. Colo. Colorado College of Dental Surgery At the Cottage A girl .starting for town. The car is up. “Will you get me a liar of soap? ' “I want a pa| er of needles and a package of hairpins. Sav, get ine three yards of red ribbon. “Get me that felt you promised.” “Will you bring me my watch from the jeweler’s? “Oh yes, but 1 must get that car. It’s starting and you'll have to run.” “Good-bye.” 24G THE COLLEGE OF MUSIC %t UNIVERSITY OF DENVER FOURTEENTH AND ARAPAHOE STREETS “An Institution of lh« First Clui 'A Faculty Worth Remembering THE FACULTY Horace E. Tureman, LH � n Genctrra Watera-Baker Fmlerkk 8chwelkhcr KvbIj i� (’nwlonl Ktwl A. Baker Anthony Carlson Mom |k xman Aljiti « us M. Eldrf SperfftJ catalog on ajipHrutmn lu Secretory ‘•It's a splendid tiling to have a fine jfhijHique, like our voting friend here. Congratillations Tom. Mr. McCallister—“David was a man after the ! r ! s own heart, hut if lie were living to-day he wouldn't lx admitted to the Methodist Conference. Tut! tut! Clarence Moore Jeff the radiator in the hall to go to some other warm place. Prizes given with the lie t answers. Mrs. Kingsley— “Haven t you something to say? 11 look wise. Mr. West—“J always look that way!” Dr. Philips—“Where i- your moral man?” Miss Ciriee—“In my imagination.' Our Principal Professor Herbert R. Russell, Professor of Pure Mathematics, under whose guidance the Preparatory School has attained its present standard of excellency. Professor Russell has taken interest in us and has assisted us in every possible way, straining every nerve to acquire and maintain the high standards which we represent. The Preparatory School, to an individual, desire to here express their sincere gratitude fo the man who has thus striven to promote our interests and welfare. 219 The Preparatory School OFFICIOUS. President Nice-President Kverett L. Wallace Secret ary Treasurer John F. Sinclair Hilda M. Beggs .. Dorothy Allen Sergeant-at-Arms Karl Lee ANNUAL COMMIT! Kg Kent Whit ford Muriel Steele Hilda Beggs COLO Royal Blue and Gold. YRTt., Hack-a Rack-a, Jtack-a Hack-a Hack-a Rep; Boom-a Lack-a, Boom-a Lack-a, I). I'. Prep. What! never heard of the Preps? Well, you wouldn’t be out here at I). I’, very long until you did. The Preparatory School was put out here for something just like the rest of the college. In the first place, we are an infinite source of trouble to the Freshman. He cannot even open up his trigonometry without some phantom of our achievements peering at him through its pages. Nor is his tranquility disturltcd only in the daytime, hut en songe as well (and a pretty had dream it is, too, every time). The first and last experience of the Freshmen this year was when they were given a good drubbing at our hands in football. The first taste was hail enough and they didn't want the dose repeated. It has always been the custom of the Freshmen to endeavor to break up the annual party of the Prep. School, but when the Preps, met this year, where were the Freshmen? lieu! afuerunt. Our achievements have by no means been limited to local honors, but we have added to our laurels by mighty achievements in other fields as well. We have maintained a basket-hall team for several years, w hich, by its tremendous victories, has added to our glory, and the baseball team which we put in the field against the other high schools of the city caused them to open their eyes to the fact that we were really on the map. Nor have our orators and debaters been behind our athlete in competition with other schools, as our past victories show. We have risen from a poor and humble station to a place where we can command respect, and, from our future prospects, it will not he long until other schools will tremble at the terrible name of Preps, and we will make Colorado echo with praises to ourselves and to the Cniversity of which we are a part. 250 9Z Fourth Year Preparatory Class “Survival of the Fittest.” President...................................................Kent S. Whitford Secretary.....................................................Muriel Steele Treasurer.....................................................Lily Schlumpf MOTTO. “Sequere Optima.” COLORS. Pink and Forest Green. YELL. “Virgil’s easy, History’s plain, Football's fun and study's game; We are in it, never late, We arc the class of nineteen eight.” Jokes, Rhymes, Etc. Stranger (in city park).—Who is that lady with that crowd of children over by the swings? Policeman.—That is Lucy Moore taking her Prep. English Class out for an airing. “The good die young.” Some Fourth Year Preps, wish that Virgil had been good. Mr. Large (coming to Latin class late).—“Miss Metsker. I came as fast as I could. I had a class on the third floor and it was let out late.” Miss Metsker.—“Are you sure that you came straight down?” Mr. Large.—“Well, no. 1 came down the winding stair.” Discovered in Miss Ivey's book.—“I'd hate to have Mr. Ashby fall back on me.” In Virgil.—Mr. Whitford makes several mistakes in scansion. Miss Metsker—“Mr. Whitford, didn’t you get your feet mixed up pretty badly in that?” In solid geometry.—Mr. Trout: (discussing polyhedral angles).—“Now, who will volunteer to cut out some triangles and sew them up to illustrate this?” Mr. Rose—“Sow them?” Mr. Trout—“Yes, Mr. Rose, most any one ought to be able to sew a little: you know it comes in pretty handy sometimes. Mr. Rose (in an undertone to neighbor)—“Aw, he don't know how much I have sowed. Why, once I sowed forty acres.” Naughty little Preplets, Whisper words in class, Make the teacher angry, And a few don’t pass. There was a little Freshman, lie heard a little bell. He didn’t get out of the way, And so he went—Yeow. Words of Freshmen all remind us We can make our words appear I.ike the babbling, gushing brooklets In the spring time of the year. Gamma Iota Sigma Founded 1904. COLORS. Dark Brown and Light Blue. FLOWKR. White Carnation. ACTIVE MEMBERS. Eleanor Nickey Muriel Steele M A KC� u E KITE StEPH E N80N Mabel Whitman ASSOCIATE MEMBERS. M AKIOX M ACOMBEK Mabel Russell Annie Russell Helen Spaulmnij Elizabeth Stephenson Marion Tib bits Dorothy Allen Vera Hawke Alice Howe Ruth Kirkbride Mabel Adams Jennie Day Rhea Greer Anna Guthrie Anne Henry Shirley Lewis 25.1 254 The Zetaletheian Literary Society President........................................................H. I)- Kosk Vice-President..........................................................Bush Secretary....................................................Gordon Street Treasurer...................................................Kent S. Whitford Sergeant-at-Arms............. ...............................Ernest Johnson Chaplain..................................................... J- C. Johnson COLORS. Orange and White. MEMBERS. Rout. Frazer Harry A lung Harry Barnard Kenneth Colley Carey (loo ns el Warren Howe J. F. Johnson Edwin Lewis Elmer Munn John Sinclair Gordon Street Rollin' Street Ray Talcott French Taylor Thos. Trammel Kent Whitford Mr. St key e C. L. Wright Ed. Smith Caldwell Kii.lk Harry Rose Everette Bosii Howard Baker Ernest Johnson .1. R. Mayfield A Football Game A class of reckless Freshmen Said they the Preps, would show, By trouncing them in football. A needed lesson or so. They went and called a meeting. One speaker said, in short, “We mustn't let the little Preps. Defeat us all in sport. The Prep, is bright, the Prep, is cute, He is a little dear; We ll have to find out from the Dean If his mother knows he’s here. This tY said he, “was meant to be A place for learning knowledge. There was no place for dolls and toys. It was a grown-up college.” And so they practiced day by day With all their main and might, They said that when they finished them The score would be a sight. At last the fateful day came round, The teams came running out, The Preps, were there, and yelled for fair, And drowned the Freshmen out. The game began: the Freshmen found There was no use in bluffing. The Preps, did quickly call their bluff, The score was six to nothing. (This Is Their Epitaph) The end of this great year has found The Preps, still in the lead, The beaten Freshmen, much cast down, Have bloomed and gone to seed. Next year another short-lived crop Will spring up young and green, And then, they too will disappear. When they have beaten been. Year after year the Preps, remain Anil thrash each tender crop, For the Fresh, may come and the Fresh, may go, Hilt the Preps, still stay on top. 257 Preparatory Athletics Our athletics is an institution in our school which has perhaps, the brightest future of any of the preparatory school organizations. Our football teams, while they have scarcely ever ventured farther than class competitions, have plainly shown that with careful training and loyal support they would compare very favorably with those of the other high schools of the state. Our basketball team has each year shown themselves entirely out of the class of neighl)oring high schools, winning from fifi to 80 per cent, of their games every year against the basketball teams put out by high schools in Denver and vicinity. Last year we were admitted into the Interscholastic Baseball League. I’nder the mast adverse conditions, with scanty material, with very poor support, with scarcely any coaching,we met our experienced opponents on the diamond, and even the leading teams of the league were given their hottest games at our hands, one team losing the championship owing to a defeat at our hands, after a game characterized by sensational playing throughout, and in one of the greatest pitching battles of the season. Does not this speak well for a school of one hundred and twenty-five students, matched against schools, some of which had as many as twelve or thirteen hundred? Our prospects for baseball this year are brighter than ever ! efore. Our enthusiasm is up to the highest pitch, we have twice as much material to pick from, our financial support will be l etter, we will have more coaching, and it is with the greatest expectancy and hope that we look forward to the coming season. His First Case Ted lay on the lawn of the campus, gazing dreamily at the misty, blue mountains. An open book was before him, but that didn’t disturb his meditation in the least. Why should he study? He was a Second Year Prep. He had pegged a wav at his lessons last vear, but since then he had gained sense. Still—! Then he thought of that 41 bugs” class, and turned feverishly to reading al out the stupid things. The reason? Shf was in that class. Shr was a Fourth Year Prep., and a daisy (so he told his chum), and she always had her lesson. One day she had asked him why he never studied, and ever since then (it was the day before yesterday) he had spent all his energies on the stuff. I don't see how anyone can ever expect to get this foolishness.” he groaned, shying the book at a tree. Recovering it. he examined with care the note that she had written in the front of it. It was still intact. Then he continued, half aloud: “If she wasn't in it. I’d drop it entirely. 1 guess I’ll take Fourth History next term, anyhow.” Suddenly his brain began to whirl. She was coming out of the building and walking up the street. He searched his mind quickly, and remembered that he had left his knife at home, and needed it immediately to sharpen his pencil. To be sure, his pencil point was already so long and fine as to be almost breaking. But that was just it; it might break. He leaped to his feet and started off after the fair one. What should he say when he caught up with her? Should he tell her how sweet she looked? No, his tongue could nev r Ik induced to say that: and, t esides, no words could express what he thought on the subject. Oh! if he only were not so bashful! As he was wondering just how he would take her lx oks. whether he should ask to take them or should drop a graceful hint, .lack Drake came up from the other direction, possessed himself of the objects in question and walked on with her. Ted could have knocked him fiat and then jtitn| ed on him with pleasure. Of course he didn't do this; he only marched wrathfullv along Iwhind them and convened with himself. 258 “Look at that old fool. Thinks he’s foxy, does he? Well, there are some things letter than style. The way he screws his neck around to look at her! That smile! If I couldn’t do Letter than that I’d— . How can she like him? She docs, though; you can tell that by the way she looks at him. He’s a lucky dog all right. If she ever smiles at me that way, I'll treat the boys.” By this time he was at home and had to leave them. He had forgotten all al out his knife. Next day in “bugs” he gathered up all Ills courage and took the plunge he had resolved upon in the sleepless hours of the night. “May I have the pleasure of your company Recognition Night?” How dry and hollow his voice sounded! No wonder! The smile on her lips was like the ones she gave Jack, and the look in her eyes remained with him three days. “I’m awfully sorry she said, “but I’m going with .lack.” “Just my luck,” he said turning away. “What business did I have asking her. anyhow? I’d like to kick myself.” Then he added in a gentler mood: “How little she is! Hut then. I’m a big clodhopper and have to look ’way down at her. That curl over her eye is too much for me.” When, at the next Prep, meeting, a party was proposed, his heart fairly jumped. Here was his chance. He would ask her before any other hoy could, and then-----. What would l e his fate? He was startled from these happy thoughts by hearing someone suggest that, as this was leap year, the girls should ask the boys. His heart went back to its proper place with sickening slowness. The rest of the meeting had no interest for him. As he went out of the door with lagging steps and fallen spirits, he saw her standing in t he hall. What hoy would she ask, he wondered dimly. Rrol -ably Jack. She was coming towards him. What did she want? Maybe she was going to ask what the “bugs” lesson was. That smile was sweeter than ever. “You weren’t in class this morning, were you?” he asked, determined not to look foolish. “Hugs? No. It was such a grand day that I went walking.” “With Jack.” thought he to himself. “I'm getting tired of him.” She was talking, and he stopped thinking to listen. “Wasn’t that a bright idea of Harry’s?” “Yes. I’m sure the girls will all take advantage of it. he said, determined to make the conversation How easily. “I suppose so. Hut—1 don’t like it.” “Neither do I,” he answered so suddenly that she asked in surprise: “You don’t? Why not? I thought all the boys would think it was great.” “Well, I don’t, and that’s all there is to it. Were you looking for Jack?” He eould not keep a little note of irony out of his voice. “Why, no. How funny that you should ask that.” “I don’t see anything funny about it.” “Now. don’t get grouchy.” How could lie, basking in the light of that smile. Suddenly she changed the subject. “I)o you know any boy that hasn’t lieen asked to the party, anti would like to be?” His heart almost jumped out of his mouth, but after a moment’s deliberation he answered: “I suppose you want me to say Jack.” “No, I don't. I can’t see why you always drag him in.” “Well” (he wouldn’t dally with his chance any longer), “how about me?” “Of course, you goose. You're the one I mean. Will you go with me? When she had gone. Ted raced to the end of the hall, gave a wild whoop, charged down the stairs and knocked three little First Year Preps, into a helpless pile in the corner. M. H. S. 259 092 t The Appendix Club “And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off.” Likewise the appendix, if it become troublesome, “cut it out.” “And shall come in a day when he looketh not for him. and in an hour that he is not aware of. ami shall cm him asunder. 9 Members « In Facilitate— Dr. Herbert E. Russell. Juniors —Mary E. Stevens. Otho S. Bowling. Freshmen—Shirley Lewis. Hazel tine Stevens. In 1’rbe — Anna R. Charles. The modern and collegiate version of “ I came. I saw, I conquered.” 26 2 The Colorado Seminary HOARD OF TRUSTEES. Term expires 1908— Robert H. Bcggs, J. Stanley Edwards, John E. Godding, George C. Manly, Ren F. Salzer, Elizabeth lliff Warren, Henry W. Warren. Term expires 1909.—Tyson S. Dines, Alexander L. Doud, Edward B. Field, Charles J. Hughes, Jr., Nathan H. Lee, William D. Phifer, Edgar E. Shumway. Term expires 1910.—Frederick J. Chamberlin, Earl M. Cranston, William (1. Evans, William L. Hartman, Jos. C. Shattuck, Harvey G. Shuck, Horace E. Warner. Term expires 1911.—Robert A. Carnine, Ruluf A. Chase, William S. IlifT, William Lennox, Albert E. Reynolds, George Richardson, Edward J. Wilcox. KX ECUTIVE COMMITTEE. William G. Evans, Alexander Lee Doud, Charles J. Hughes, Jr., Robert H. Beggs. Joseph C. Shattuck, Albert E. Reynolds, Earl M. Cranston. 204