University of Denver - Kynewisbok Yearbook (Denver, CO)

Text from Pages 1 - 266 of the 1906 volume:

The University of Denver ♦ Denver Colo. Volume IX. Kynewisbok—Volume IX PRESENTED BY THE UNIVERSITY OF DENVER I To_________________________ § rl|0iarsln}is n tht Mtttwrfittg of Sntwr Two scholarships in the College of Liberal Arts of the University of Denver are offered each year to every high school on the list of accredited schools. Each of these scholarships is a gift of $60.00, and is good for two years only from the date of the scholarship. One-sixth of this gift is available for tuition in each term for six consecutive regular terms. These scholarships are limited to students of moral integrity and earnest purpose, and are assigned on recommendation of the high school principal. This means a gift of $120.00 in free tuition every year to each high school on the accredited list of the University of Denver. Scholarships in the Preparatory School of the University of Denver are offered to all schools in Colorado, with one, two, or three years of high school work, as follows: Where one year of high school work is given, the University offers one scholarship, in value $30.00, which is available for tuition in the Preparatory School if used within one year from the date of the scholarship. Where two years of high school work are given, two scholarships are offered, each valued at $30.00, which are available if used within one year. Where three years of high school work are given, three scholarships are offered, each valued at $30.00, which are available if used within one year. These scholarships in the Preparatory School of the University of Denver are limited to students of moral integrity and earnest purpose, and are assigned on recommendation of the principal. I O - 1. 5-0 5o 2 im V ” AUTOGRAPHS. . tD isar V,9 r-«rr ; 2ZV2 IX ISUEAIKfl .Id iO AlilSUdAIUH 'av'aan an Sr. S. t. itytUtiu. A.fH„ f h.S. ahifl Unlumr ia Uraurrtfully Brfcirairii 6 I In Prospe us The ’07 Kynewisbok, being published by the Junior Class in the interest of the University, recording facts, fun and fiction, is devoted in certain of its parts to Our Chancellor—Our Founder Liberal Arts Law School Medical School Dental School Musical School Summer School—Preparatory School Fraternities Christian Associations Forensics Dramatics Clubs Publications Athletics Miscellaneous Frontispiece Board of Trustees Dedication Calendar 7 TERM EXPIRES 1905 Tyson S. Dines, AM....................................Equitable Bldg.. Denver Alexander Lee Dol’d LL.B.. A.M...........................E. C. Bldg.. Denver Charles J. Hughes. Jr.. A.B.. LL.D....................!!!..___728 16th Street Frederick W. Ireland.................................. Coronado Bldg-. Denver William D. Phifer, Ph.M.. D.D.................................... Marion Street Edgar E. Siiumway...............................................University Park John W . Springer, A.M..............................Continental Bldg.. Denver TERM EXPIRES 1906 Frederick J. Chamberlin...................................677 Emerson Street Earl M. Cranston, A.B.. LL.B.......................901 Emerson Street. Denver William G. Evans, A.B.............................. South 14th Street. Denver William L. Hartman. LL.B.............................3o5 ja son Street. Pueblo Jos. C. Shattuck, A.M., Ph.D....................................University Park Harry G. Shuck..................................................Central City H. E. Warner. D.D....................................1767 Vine Street, Denver TERM EXPIRES 1907 Rcllf A. Chase. A-M., D.D................. Joseph W. Gilluly......................... William S. Iliff, A.B..................... Willia m Len non.......................... Albert E. Reynolds........................ George Richardson......................... Edward J. Wilcox.......................... ............Colorado Springs. Colo. •MS Pennsylvania Avenue. Denver ..................University Park ............Colorado Springs. Colo. ........830 Equitable Bldg. Denver .....Central Savings Bank. Denver .....1269 Columbine Street, Denver TERM EXPIRES 1908 Robert H. Beggs, S.B.. A.M............................. 2427 Ogden Street. Denver Charles K. Durbin. A.B......................................Colorado Bldg-. Denver Nathan H. Lee, A M., D.D........................................... Montrose. Colo. Ben B. Lindsey, A.M...........................................County Court. Denver George C. Manly, A.M.. LL.B....--...................... 725 E. C. Bldg.. Denver Henry W. Warren, A.M., D-D.. LL.D..................................University Park Elizabeth Iliff Warren............................................. University Park Officers of the Board of Trustees William G. Evans___ Alexander Lee Dorn.. Charles J. Hughes. Jr Robert H. Beggs.... Jos. C. Shattuck___ II. L. Beardsley... ..........President ----Vice President ----Vice President ..........Secretary ..........Treasurer Assistant Secretary Executive Committee William G. Evans, Charles J. Hughes. Jr.. Alexander L. Doud, Robert H- Beggs. Jos. C. Shattuck, Earl M. Cranston, Albert E. Reynolds. 8 June 11 J unc 12 Jr.ne 13 June 13 June 14............... June 14............... September 11-12....... September 13.......... November 30—December December 8............ December 20........... 1905 Baccalaureate Sermon and University Sermon. Commencement Dinner. Class Day. Meeting of the Society of the University of Denver and Annual Meeting of the Board of Trustees of Colorado Seminary. Commencement. Opening of the Summer School. Examination of Certificates for Entrance. Fall Term Opens. Thanksgiving Recess. .Beckwith Prize Oratorical Contest. Fall Term Closes. 1905 January 2............................Winter Term Opens. January 25...........................Day of Prayer for Colleges. March 16.............................Winter Term Closes. March 17-26..........................Spring Vacation March 27.............................Spring Term Opens. June 10..............................Baccalaureate Sermon and University Sermon. June 11............................The Chancellor's Reception. June 12.............................Class Day. June 12............................Meeting of the Society of the University of Denver and Annual Meeting of the Board of Trustees of Colorado Seminary. June 13............................Commencement. June 18............................Opening of the Summer School. 9 Our Chancellor Our Founder John Evans ( March 8. 1814—July 3, 1897.) SOME NOTE OF A LARGE LIFE. He came of Welsh origin (“Evan,” Welsh for John) hut for generations the family had been American. Though born in Ohio, he began active life in Indianapolis. Here studying and then practicing medicine, he could not keep himself to “pill-peddling” (his own term). He founded a medical school and urged the young railway system that today so marks that fair inland city. But he saw in Chicago the continental center and early transferred thither his energies. Here in the wondrous growing of the city began his own estate, but he worked never for himself alone. As Mayor, he raised the heart of the town from its Hat mud and made possible its magnificence. Here he reared the Rush Medical College. A few miles up the lake he planted the Northwestern University with an endowment of land in Chicago and in its own town, Evanston, and later founding in it two professorships. And now a new field: Mr. Lincoln in 1862 made him Governor of Colorado. Vigorously exploring his charge, he fixed on Denver as its true heart and gave himself and the legislature no rest until it was made the capital. Then leaving office, he gave himself to Denver and. as Lincoln to the nation, so was lie to Colorado. Over our plains and through our range he led railroads and Denver became centered and so it is to remain. He at once, while our chaos was taking form, urged the founding of a University forever to shed learning and culture on the goodly town, to grow with its growth for a thousand years untaxed and venerable. On March 5th, 1862, he signed its charter, a document for all time, the joy of many generations. To it he gave largely, but his thirty-three years of care and toil, night and day through all struggles were larger than his quarter million of money. They made possible the University of today. John Evans was for a generation the foremost citizen. He had “initiative;“ he started things; he was expansive. never working for himself alone but always for general welfare: he was persistent, never dropping a thing until it was done. He thought widely and keenly, then acted. He must control; his will was clear and stern; Mt. Evans is his monument. In our chapel. Lincoln is our national. Evans our local benefactor. We reap the harvest of his doings and our Chancellor enlarges the harvest. “Were a star quenched on high: For ages would its light. Still traveling downward from the sky. fall on our mortal sight. So when a great man dies, for years beyond our ken The light he leaves behind him lies Upon the paths of men.” 12 LIBERAL ARTS UALl, .iC5 Herbert A. Howe. A-M., Sc.D.. Dean and Professor of Astronomy and Applied Mathematics; Director of the Chamberlin Observatory. Ammi B. Hyde, A.M.. S.T.D.. Professor Emeritus. A J I Herbert j l, A.M.. Professor of Pure Mathematics. James E. Le Rossignoi A.M., Ph.D., Professor of Economics and Social Science. 16 J Etta L. Miller, A.M., Mary Lowe Dickinson Professor of English. Gertrude H. Begcs, A.B., Ph.D., Professor of Greek. 7 Ira E. Cutler, A.M., Professor of Biology and Geology. Daniel E. Phillips, A.M., Ph.D., Professor of Philosophy and Education. Anne Grace Wirt. Ph.M., Margaret A. Packard. A.M., Professor of German. Professor of Romance Languages. Frank H. H. Roberts, A.M., Ph D.. Professor of History and Political Science. James B. West haver, AM., Ph.D., Professor of Physics. IS Wilber I). Encle� A.M.. Ph.D., Professor of Chemistry. Mrs. A' Taqcart-Haises, AX B.O.. Professor of Oratory and Instructor in Latin; Dean of Women. Arthur H. H.xrrop, AM., Ph D., Professor of Latin. Wilbur F. Steele, A.M., S.T.D.. Professor of Biblical Science and Semitics. 9 Helen A. Pollock, A.B., Instructor in English and History; Associate Dean of Women and Registrar. Jennie C Spivak. B.S., Instructor in Russian. 20 Bertrand H. Lyon, B.O., Director of Physical Culture. David S. Duncan, Instructor in History. 21 3ltt Utmnriam 4fatir iiarlait CcrDijaut, 1909 Strb January 8. 1985 Surl tatl?ru|i fHiirriBb. 1900 K2 fflaniir Simpson. 1909 SirD October 25. 1905 23 Senior Bargains! Positively last chance! Going. Going. Going! Will soon be Gone! Grand Clearance Sale! Magnificent lot of Remnants below cost. Write for Samples. 24 25 XuJAA, 1 _ MLa ma %LiL . C« _ gjblL $aJ aJdb L-UU O M f A.exb'k J TuZ+JZ Sitftf ML rt . . 7rL dZ« ' f rt44y fUxtL ?jl(xl Vcj. — == I— =} 25 ENIOKS (Class of Nintmt-six Officers President—Frank E. C. Williams Secretary—Beulah R. Hood Treasurer—Sue B. Winton Colors Cerise and Gray. Yell Qui sunius? Qui sumus? Head of the College Supremus! Ru rah. ru rah. ru rah rix! Senior. Senior, nineteen six! Annual Committee A. X. Finn Ethklnvyn Hayes Ethel T. Odgers 27 Sue B Winton. 1 f U The busiest man in school, or at least in the class. He is indeed Sir Oracle, and as such we respectfully lend to him our ears. His future employment will surely Ik teaching, for no other occupation. save the ministry (for which he is IK-rhaps not fitted) would give scope to his lecturing abilities. His special vocation now is making speeches in class meeting. His greatest literary work i a revision of the “Glory Song. which will appear in our next. Fern D. Mitchell. r f b Our Gibson girl. She is one who has been with us from the beginning even to (the) Commencement, and in class loyalty and faithfulness she is unsurpassed. She has specialized in English Philosophy and Boyology. In all of these subjects she has made a remarkable record. A. Nelson Finn. She came to old D. U. from the city of Victor- “Out of sight upon the height Two miles above the sea. She talks French like a native, and just as fast. In fact it is said she lives to talk. She believes that her mission in life is to take teaching exams, tho’ she has no remote idea of teaching. 28 Franklin Earl Cranston Williams has grown up with the University. It is even said that he antedates Dr. Hyde. As the “oldest inhabitant” he inclines to giving advice to all young men less fortunate than himself in “affaires du cocur.” His favorite color is Alice blue. Favorite novel. “jAlicc of Old D. U As class president lie has guided the ship of state right skillfully. Sara K. Leonard. A history maker. She has been in everything (particularly mischief) perpetrated since the days of its youth. Latin and English have received some of her attention, but her particular mania is being treasurer of as many organizations as possible. Ask her why she is so fond of opals. Franklin E. C. Williams. 2AE Leonard. Sara Katherine, a native of Missouri, who forgot when she was born, but it must have been some time ago, studied at the Colorado State Normal. and then came to D. U. to see if there was anything she didn’t know. She is doing considerable work in psychology, and frankly admits she expects to teach until something drops. Ethel Truan Oucers. Julia Marie Doughty. A winsome, brown-eyed lady who came to us three years ago from—shall we say Boston? We judge so. She has divided her energy quite equally between a love of anything Dr. Phillips might could or would teach, and an unspeakable hatred of the German tongue. She is known as the jollicst chaperon a college crowd could have. Julia Marie Doughty. Bom in Indiana some years ago. To learn the world, and life, and things. She came beneath the Uni wings. Her major is Latin, her minor is German. and Iter chief occupation making pennants. Elizabeth Church Grant, Pitts, Lemuel, Jr., (don’t forget the Jr.) came to us from Boston, where he was very much interested in the manufacture and sale of baby foods. He is taking 50 hours (more or less) and vows he is too innocent to work the profs., yet a wise look can cover any amount of blank ignorance. 30 Lemuel Pitts. Jr. Alice L. Barton. Bom in a far away place, but not at a far away time. Her tliots take the form of algebraic equations and her favorite occupation is star gazing. She is the most “Frank” young person in the class, and confesses openly that her favorite flower is Sweet William. % Mary Ethel Parks. Alice Lavinia Barton. A sweet and serious maid, thoroughly demure, prudent and proper. “To know her is to love her” (as many can abundantly testify.) Her specialties arc Latin. English and Committee Meetings; and her future address is limited to India. China or Japan! Martha Welpton. With a laugh and a joke she joined the class this year from Iowa Wesleyan, and has been a true and loyal senior. The girls envy her—the boys envy him. [For explanation of this statement sec the solitair(y) state of her left hand ] 31 M artha Welpton. G. Forrest Jeffries. She comes a stranger to the wild and wooly West. Her favorite blossom is the sunflower, naturally, since she owns Kansas for her mother state. She says she has had experience in teaching, and that it isn’t what it is cracked up to be. If another employment offers itself, she will abandon educational pursuits. This luminary heaven dropped down on this cruel world in Ohio many, many moons ago. He came to Colorado and received his early education in West Denver, where he acquired some of his peculiar habits. Before the age of accountability he wended his way to our cla s halls, where he has made a hit in economics and history. He expects to become a rival of Ben B. Lindsey and intends to play chess. Edna Terry- Studious is scarcely the word, it lacks the proper intensity. She is never seen without a book and a thoughtful air. which always strikes the observer with awe. When asked what she is studying, she promptly replies: “Adolescence. (Is he ihat young?) Beyond this no information is obtainable. Edith M. Maltby. 32 Ed.va M. Tf.rry. so Fair Helen” she is called, “with eyes blue.” They are of the shade known as “cacrulean.” (Authority for this statement. Prof. Spencer.) Her specialties are jokes kind toasts, and her favorite occupation is giving advice. She says she intends to teach. (?) Edwin G. Green. 2AE Helen Marik Decker. Green. Edwin G., began to chant in the infant choir in York State; is now in the college choir, and expects to join the Choir Invisible. He looks serious, is studious, has specialized in Dutch and Latin, and matrimonially speaking, says: “I hope to be about to be, and hope my hopes will not be hopeless.” Georgia L. Hall. Born in an unknown hour and a forgotten place, and began very soon thereafter to prepare for the University. She answers to the name of “Pete. and her leisure hours are 'Pent hunting points to jokes- Being a truthful morsel, she expects everyone else to be so. and thus she comes to grief. Ask her about it. Georgia L. Hall. 33 Leon G. Woodford. Leon G. Woodford. When here with us he used to be nice, taking only such respectable subjects as philosophy and evolution. He was even philanthropic, bringing hungry young ladies sandwiches at luncheon time, but since leaving us his evolution has been reversed, and a deplorable degeneration has set in. He indulges in chemistry and other subjects not in the odor of sanctity, and he revels in bones and graveyards. As this young person has not been under the immediate surveillance of the Liberal Arts body, we really cannot be sure of any statements we may make about her, but if the reports of the down-town boys are to be trusted, ‘‘she is wise and fair and witty, and as cute as the day is long.” and the people out here have missed it in not having had her with us. Eveleen Wfxpton. Among the girls there has been weeping and wailing since this squire of dames departed to Harvard to become an Eastern Star. When here he made a special haunt of the Latin room. We all hope that he will not obey the venerable Uni. command : “Go East, young man. and stay.” Paul S. Worth. 1AE 34 Having been born some quarter of a century ago. she assumes quite a motherly attitude toward the younger students (preferably Preps about 6 ft.. 2 in.), whom she endeavors to lead along the straight and narrow path. Her perpetual smile is the most agreeable thing in school. AH pleasant strolls and sheltered nooks on the campus arc said to know her well. She studies Dutch, abhors math., and adores chess. (Because Sir Knight is there.) Irene C. Kruse. Etiielwyn Hayes. Kruse, Irene C.. first saw the light of day at Central City. Colo. With a major in English and a class in Calculus, 'he manages to keep busy, so busy in fact that she always comes to Calculus after the roll has been called, because she wants the rest to hear her say “all” (in undertone. I studied till 2 a. m.”). Emphatically denies any intention to teach, hut says she is going to work. Of course she is if he isn’t a millionaire. Burr J. French. Silently, dignifiedly he has trod the college halls, frequenting but two rooms, chemical and math, laboratories. Under special pressure he occasionally graces chapel. All designs upon him came to ati untimely and violent end upon Christmas day. when he voluntarily surrendered his Bachelor’s Degree. There is a tradition that upon the day of the Senior scrap he became sufficiently moved to pull hair not his own. This, however, is regarded as mythical. 35 Burr J. French. A few more hours with you Dear Friends, And then a sad Good Night. A few more days with you. Old School. And then the morrow’s Light. 36 37 JVHIORS. President .....................................................DAVID Si PAINTER Vice President...................................................J. REIMER ESPY Secretary ..................................................J. REIMER ESPY Treasurer...........................................................OLIN P. LEE COLORS. Wine and Cream. YELL. J-u-n-i-o-r Junior Rah! Rah!! Rah!!! Rah! Rah! Rah!! Rah! Rah! Rah!! Junior. 3� Edwin Ellsworth Albertson. B 0 IT St. John. Michigan. Entered Junior Class from University of Illinois. “Fo ’tis the mind that makes the body rich- And as the sun pecks thro’ the darkest cloud so honor peereth in the meanest habit. Effie Mae Behm. r j B Denver. Colorado. Entered Sophomore class from Oberlin-Delegate Y. W. C. A. National Convention. Vice President Y. YV. C. A., 1906. How far that little candle throws its beam. Thus shines a good deed in this naughty world. Clarence James Baker. Denver. Colorado- Debating Club. Treasurer of Freshman Class. Whence is thy learning? Hath thy toil o’er hooks consumed the midnight oil?” 39 Mary Lawra Beyer. II Btf French Club. Golf Club. Thoughtless of beauty She was beauty's self. Paul Frederick Brissenden. 2 A E University Park. Colorado. Debating Club. Utah Debate, 1906. “An honest man is the noblest work of God. Myrtle Phoebe Beardsley Denver. Colorado. Basketball Team. 1904-1905. There is nothing so queenly as kind ness, and nothing as royal as truth. 40 Anna Ray Charles II B f Denver. Colorado. Kynewisbok Board. Secretary Sophomore Class. French Club. I “As merry as the day is long. George Clarke Gilman. Denver, Colorado. Manager of Clarion. 1905-6. Kvnewis lwk Board. I live and love— What would you more? As lover never lived before. 41 Edith Gladys Garricues. r b Greeley, Colorado. Entered as Sophomore from State Normal School. Correctly great, she melts each flinty heart with equal genius but superior art. E M M A GrEEX A vALT. Denver, Colorado. Y. V. C. A. “That cool possession of herself. Charles Clifford Hawke. University Park, Colorado. Assistant Manager Track Team. 1905. Manager Basket Ball Team. 1905-6. Glee Club. Calm, cool and collected. Surely he will rise in the world. 42 Oun Pierce Lee. Denver, Colorado. Debating Club. Second place in Local and tate Oratorical Contests. “There is a certain something in his looks. A certain scholar like and studious something. Janet Newkirk. r £ Kynexvisbok Board. German Club. “Oh. tell me. pretty maiden ; Arc there any more at home like you?' C. J. MekKELSON. Denver, Colorado. Entered Junior Class from Morning Side College. Sioux City, Iowa. “Promptings unto kindest deeds were in his very looks.” 43 Edward Rosseter Mug rage. Denver. Colorado. Debating Club. Class Track Team, 1905. T know thee for a man of many thoughts.” Louise Starr Peck. Denver. Colorado. French Club. “Her ways are ways of pleasantness. And all her paths arc peace. David Si evert Painter. £ AE Telluride, Colorado. President Junior Class. Manager Kvne-wisbok. Member Athletic Board. He was a man. take him tor all in all. I shall not look upon his like again.” 44 Arthur Pearson. Denver. Colorado. I Clarion Board. 1903. “Wiser than most men think.” Ora Ellen Shrader. II B f Thornburgh. Iowa. Entered Sophomore Class from Iowa Wesleyan. Reader for Glee Club. “Still runs the water where the brook is dee® Clara Shephard Sperry. r$B Denver. Colorado. Secretary Junior Class. French Club. Clarion Board. 1905-6. The mildest manners and the gentlest heart. 45 Florence Belle Spencer. TTB$ Denver, Colorado. Kynewisbok Board. Treasurer Sophomore Class. Clarion Board. 1905-6. “Thou are the highest and most human, too.” Berenice Elizabeth Svvayze. Edge water, Colorado. V. W. C. A. “Soft peace she brings Whenever she arrives. Wilbur Daniel Steele. SAE University Park. Captain Rasket Ball Team. 1905-06. Member Track Team. 1904-05. “On his unembarrassed brow nature hath written ‘gentleman.’ ” 46 Carl Hewitt Veazie. Denver, Colorado. President Debating Club. Winner Fresh man-Sophomore Oratorical. , 1905. “A trained, clear seeing, unbiased intellect” Lucretia Pearl Welpton. Des Moines, Iowa. Eniered Junior Class from Drake University Iowa. Golf Club. “She looks as fresh as roses newly washed in dew. Arthur Eliot White. B0II Arvada. Colorado. Editor-in-Chief Kvnewisbok. President of Freshman and Sophomore Classes. Winner Freshman-Sophomore Oratorical. President French Club. 1905-06. Manager Glee Club. 1905-06. Debating Club. President I-ocal Oratorical Association, 1905-06. Vice President State Oratorical Association. 1906. “Noble by birth, yet nobler by great deeds ' 47 Nelle Woodard. I B Denver. Colorado- Annual Board. German Club. Golf Club. “All beauty compressed in human form. Mary Elizabeth Woy. r � B Denver. Colorado. Kvnewisbok Board. Vice President Sophomore Class. French and German Clubs. “Age cannot wither her Xor custom stale her infinite variety.” - 48 49 SOPHOMORE CLASS. President...........................................................RALPH W. SMITH Vice-President ............................................................ORA L- BOWMAN Secretary ...........................................................MARGARET S. CARMAN Treasurer ......................................................BERTHA E. GULLETTE COLORS: Lavender and White. EDSON AULT ROBERT HOPKINS JAMES ASHBY WILLIAM HEUSTIS ONEIDA ARMITAGE MARY HUGHES PEARL ANDREWS BLANCHE HOWARD IRENE BORTON EVA HARRISON WILLIAM BALL ESTHER JEFFERIES ARCHIBALD BONNER ARTHUR LEWIS ORA BOWMAN RICHARD LINYTLLE LORENA BEAVER EMILY MARRS ROY CLARK RALPH SMITH G W. CLARK ETTA SWAYZE MARGARET CARMAN HOMER SLUTZ LOAVE DOBSON MILO TAIT ABBIE DOUGHTY CHAS. THIBODEAU BERNADETTA DALY JAMES TRUE ALBERT FONKEN FLORENCE TWITCH ELL NOBLE FINGER CLIFFORD VAN DYK BERTHA GULLETTE GEO. WINTERBOURNE MAMIE GALLUP CORA WOODFORD ORO HOLLEY MARGARET WADE 51 LIBP-AP-Y , ir, .... TOV3 S;rf tb b • v Vi-- V AA..M - - SiJ • v it' v Prophecy It was a beautiful, drowsy, summer afternoon. Not a breath stirred the smooth surface of the Varsity lake, and the only sound was the gentle ripple of the tiny waves against the side of the boat. The green campus was deserted, not a single couple strolled along the shady walks. We drifted along in dreamy silence in the shadow of the old grey University hall, when suddenly the boat turned quietly over as if drawn by some invisible hand. I felt myself sink, I felt the cool water touch my cheek but I could not struggle. It was as if all my limbs were held in a thrall. I tried to scream but a hand was placed over my mouth. Such a dizzy, helpless fear took possession of me that I closed my eyes, and immediately lost consciousness. The first distinct sensation I had was that of a most beautiful, delicate odor. 1 opened my eyes and beheld masses upon masses of great purple violets. The ceiling, walls and even the floor of this immense room were covered with the l eautiful blossoms. Through the doorway I caught glimpses of a lofty hall and of other great rooms resplendent with banks of beautiful flowers. Directly opposite the door hung two shimmering violet curtains. As I looked they trembled slightly then moved slowly apart, revealing what seemed at first to be a shaft of dazzling silvery light. Bewildered, I glanced up and saw this inscription at the top of the curtains: BEHOLD THE FUTURE. As I gazed eagerly at the mirror, I seemed to see misty figures and faces. Then one became more distinct and I recognized the face of my old classmate. Adelbert Fonken. He was standing in the pulpit of Trinity church. The great organ jjealed forth its rolling chords and then I saw that the organist was none other than Loave Dobson, who used to play the piano in Chapel. Then the figures faded and the pulpit of the church changed to the stage of the Orpheum. where Edson Ault, as a fancy dancer, was receiving wild and enthusiastic applause. In the audience I saw several familiar faces. Irene Borton and her husband were entertaining some friends at a box-party and among them was Professor Holley, now Music Director in the Denver public schools. The next thing I saw was a court room where Milo Tait. a brilliant attorney, was pleading for the defendant in the famous divorce case of Abbie Doughty Clark against Roy Clark. Charles O. Thibodeau a professional baseball player and general sport, was one of the principal witnesses. Florence Twitched occupied the position of court stenographer. The court room faded from my vision and Sixteenth street took its place. The first thing that met my gaze was a huge sign. “Van Dyk and Winterbourne. Five and Ten Cent Bazaar, the Greatest Department Store in the West.” Across the street I saw a great billboard and on it in flaming letters: “Buy the Denver Clarion the Paper with not only a Heart and a Soul, but a Mind.’ This was running in opposition to the “Post and was managed by William Ball, and connected with him. editing the funny section was Robert Hopkins. The newsboys were doing a rushing business and as a man near bought a paper. I distinctly saw the large headline, Meeting of the ‘Alliance Franchise,’ called by President W in. Heustis, etc. Then I saw crowds of people hurrying down the street to the matinee. The attraction was a presentation of Mary Hughes thrilling drama, ‘ The Hired Girl’s Revenge. The leading part was taken by James Ashby. A carriage dashed by and I caught a glimpse of “Keggie Smith, our class president, with his wife, a former D. U. girl. Etta Swavze. He had an air of great importance and I learned that as Senator from Utah he had just put a bill through Congress granting municipal ownership of railroads to the Indian reservation. He was on his way to a grand dinner given in his honor by Miss Oneida Armitage. the great social leader of the Denver “400. The next figure I caught sight of was the tall, distinguished form of Archibald Benjamin Bonner, who was coming out of the Emporium Hair Dressing Parlors, which were managed by Xoble Finger. Mr. Finger was living in the largest mansion in University Park and was noted for his philanthropy. Again the scene changed and I saw the Union Depot with its hurrying crowds of excited travelers. Pearl Andrews was there, ready to go to Asia as a missionary, and. just arriving to fill a week’s engagement at the Tabor, was the Arthur Lewis’ Minstrel aggregation. W ith the company was Ora Bowman and Mamie Gallup in their famous song and dance specialty, the sensation of two continents. The next picture was the interior of a hospital, where I saw in the spotless garb of a nurse, Blanche Howard, and by her side was a doctor, whom I recognized as T. R. Linville. A dingy old house was then presented to my view and I recognized the old familiar corner at First and Broadway. I saw that it was a boarding house with Margaret Carman as landlady. With her lived Eva Harrison, an advocate of Woman’s rights, Homer Slutz. a Salvation Army leader, and Margaret W ade, who was teaching Romance Languages at the Jeffries-Daly Seminary for fashionable young ladies. Across the street was a sign “Madame Marrs. Modiste ’ and. as I looked. Mrs. Lucy Finger (no Moore) entered. Another vision was that of the old University where I saw Bertha Gullette as professor of Oratory, and Cora Woodford. Dean of Women. A new addition to the University was a Kindergarten. su] erintended by L rina Beaver. When the children graduated from this school they entered Prepdom. A car whizzed by and I recognized as conductor, fames B. True. The mirror became of such dazzling brightness at this point, that involuntarily I closed my eyes. When I opened them. I found that the boat had drifted into the bright sunlight, and, as I gazed stupidly upon the pld buildings of the University, my companion startled me by saying. “W’hy I really believe you have been asleep. 53 54 freshmen CLASS OFFICERS. President—First term....... Second and third terms Vice-President ............ Secretary.................. Treasurer.................. K E X X ETII He XI E RSO X ....Kathryn Allex ....Kathryn Allex .......Alt a Stewart .... Eugene Le Bert Colors—Vale Blue and White. 55 THE 1 FRESH MAN CLASS. The Class of 1 909 During the history of the University of Denver a great many things have happened which have been the occasion of much surprise for the faculty and student body. Among these may be mentioned different games in athletics and also class scraps. But the greatest surprise which the institution has ever experienced was during the month of September. 1905. This month was noted because of the elitering of the class of nineteen-nine into the U. of D. and the remarkable way in which they entered. The Freshmen enrollment during the month numbered over one hundred, a record-breaker for Denver University. It was quiet on Wednesday evening and the prayer meeting in the University Chapel had just begun. Four sons of the class of ’09 could have been seen lying low in the shade of the Iliff building. Each one was well armed for the cause and had a look of determination upon his face. Each one drew his breath silently and deeply. Suddenly a low but distinct whistle and the words. “Come on boys' were heard through the stillness and blackness of the night. They were then joined by another worthy member of the same class. Very quickly and quietly they arose and together stole softly over the lawn to the Liberal Arts building. which they entered with the least possible noise. The next morning there was something on top of the flagpole that looked like the class flag, the white and blue of 1909. Great was the thrill of joy that passed through the heart of every Freshman when he saw that flag. Three days our banner was unfurled to the breezes in spite of that high and mighty bunch of students called Sophomores. The flag could not l e approached or taken down by anyone and so waved triumphantly on high at the will of the Freshmen, while the poor Sophs gnashed their teeth and tore their hair in a vain attempt to take it down. The abilities of 09 soon began to be shown in other ways. First among these was when the Freshmen defeated the Preps at basket ball earlv in the fall term and also in the winter term. Nineteen-nine had three regular players on the 'Varsity team. The superiority of ’09 manifested itself in the Freshman-Sophomore oratorical contest where first and second places were taken by Freshmen with great honor to their class. The Clarion prize was won by a Freshman. During our many and varied successes we have also had our full share of social pleasures. The Freshman party given at the home of Dean Howe was most enjoyable and resulted in bringing the class together in closer friendship. Sophs and Seniors both wished they were Juniors when the Freshmen extended a cordial invitation to the Juniors to be present at Miss Seaman's. February 9. Let the Juniors tell the joys of that evening. Nineteen-nine has made an excellent start and is bound to keep to the front. Not only do they expect to gain more honors in the aforementioned ways, but in many others will they excel. 57 — CHAMBERLIN OBSERVATORY. THE TELESCOPE. 59 Go THE ORAN Faculty of the Law Department Lucius W . Hoyt, A.M., LL. B.. Dean. Charles J. Hughes, Jr., A.B., LL. D. George C. Manly, A.M., LL. B. W illiam P. IIillhouse. LL. B. A Tyson S. Dines, A.M. John H. Denison. A.B. John R. Neil. A.M.. LL.B., Pli.D. William V. Hodges. LL.B. George P. Costigan. Jr., A.M.. LL.B. Benjamin E. Woodward, LL.B. Samuel H. Thompson. Jr.. A.B.. LL.B. Frederick R. Wright, A.B., LL.B. Cummins Ratcliffe, A.B., LL.B. Charles R. Brock, B.S. 6i Senior Class 1 906 OFFICERS. President ........................................Chester E. Smedley Vice-President........................................Wilbur M. Alter Secretary-Treasurer.......................................P. D. Nelson irsr 62 The Senior Laws Recite Place: Denver Law School, Room A. Time: 12:45 P m Students gathered in large groups singing “Blueljell” and “Heidelberg.” At 12:57 p. m. Dean L. V. Hoyt rides up on his horse Jim and ties the foaming steed in front of the Law School. Dean enters bearing a yellow pajier and a roll of notes. Grand scramble for seats in which Alter breaks three chairs and throws Murphy over the desk. Roll call. Brooks and Peno absent; they enter later. Dean : “Our general subject today is ‘when is a corporation not a corporation? and on this question I apprehend that you will have considerable difficulty. The courts are evenly divided on the point: no two text-lx oks agree: and the courts of our own state have never adjudicated the question. Therefore. I shall expect you to know the law, to be able to answer any question on it. and to answer three questions to lie based on it in the final examination.” (Class gives nine (silent) rails for the final exam.) Dean Hoyt: “Mr. Murphy, you may state the case of Green vs. 'Hie Company.” Murphy: “This is a case in which it seems like the plaintiff had sued the defendant. The real reason why he sued him. the case does not state, but at any rate, he sued him—that is, I mean ‘it. for the defendant was a corporation, or rather it—or he. that is the plaintiff thought he—it was. That was the question, whether he—it was a corporation. The plaintiff lived in California and the defendant in Utah and when he—” Dean Hoyt: “But you are stating a case forty pages ahead of the lesson.” Murphy: “That's so. I was thinking of a Texas case.” Mr. Murphy then stated the case with great precision and ability and the discussion began to boil. Rose. Williams and Ellis all shout at once for recognition. Rose: “Mr. Hoyt, this case is no authority whatever for the proposition that a corporation—” Ellis: “Well, even if it were it is distinguishable from the pre- ceding case cited by Mr. Rose. Now, here is the case, as I view it. On principle, the defendant is a corporation or it is not a corporation. Ergo, it must he one or the other : ergo, the case is either right or wrong: ergo. I have settled the question.” Dean Hoyt: “I apprehend—” Smedley: “It—seems—to—me-—that—the—only—principle—on which—this—case—stands—is that this so called—corporation—has— no—legal—existence—as such. Platt: (Through his teeth) “The plaintiff admitted that it was’nt a corporation. There is a lot of stuff in this case that has no bearing on it. The court rambled around. (Class signs “Didn't Me Ramble.”) Alter: “The last time I tried a case on this point they held that to constitute a corporation, it must have the requisites mentioned.” Wiliams here starts five separate petitions circulating among the class. Reid: “Mr. Hoyt, sometimes, at night. 1 get troubled over whether a corporation is a corporation. I do want more light on this grave and serious question.” Brooks: “I read a case in point the other day, and—” Nelson: “Don't you think it depends on the law. Now, this law does not mean what it says.” Dean Hoyt: “Where did you find that out?” (Nelson goes out to find the legislator who told him.) Van Nostram : “Mr. Nelson has not expressed the proposition correctly. This case is contrary to all the cases we ever had: contrary to all authority and precedent; contrary to all principles and rules of law. I DISSENT.” (The Freshmen shiver in the library.) McLean : “It seems that there has been a failure to distinguish between the relation of the entity to the stockholders and the state.” Williams: “Dean Hoyt, I think the principle on which this should be decided is that if it ever becomes a corporation, it cannot lose its existence. once a corporation, always a corporation. The correct theory is that of Legal Momentum. In this I am sustained by Mr. Rose. The corporation simply gets to going and can't stop.” (Great confusion and excitement over the announcement of a new legal theory. The theory is carefully embalmed and placed in cold storage and the recitation proceeds.) McClintock : “The facts have been misunderstood. I saw a corporation. once, down at Colorado College. In that instance—” Great noise in the library; a volume of the L. R. A. falls on a Freshman, seriously crushing him about the head. Dean Hoyt: “Mr. Ault what are your views on this subject. Ault: (Looking at his watch) “There is just one more minute left and that will be plenty of time for me to tell what I know about this case.” Bell. Dean Hoyt: “For the next assignment, take the ten Colorado cases you will find given on the board, sixty pages in Volume II. Chapters 5 to 12 in Morawetz. and read Thompson on Corporations—in addition look up the Colorado statutes in relation to corporations. That will be all. Class adjourns. President Smedley calls a meeting to decide whether the class will graduate. 64 TRIAL OF JENNY WREN AULT FOR LESE MAJESTY IN UTTERING FALSE WORDS DEROGATORY OF THE KING. E3 Law School Rep., 12. Chief Justiciary.......................Great Grey Owl—Smedley Clerk of CcAirt......................Secretary Bird—McClintock For Crown................Magpie Williams, Spoonbill Van Nostrand For Accused...........................Cockatoo McLean. Crane Platt Witnesses for Crown....................................... ....Tufted Titmouse Rose, Blue Jay Murphy, Bower Bird Nelson Witnesses for Accused..........Robin Redbreast Alter. Raven Schultz Dove of Peace................................................Brooks Court opens in the Primeval Forest of Law. in the Valley of Judgment. Around stand the giant trees of the Common Law, the Bracton oak. the Blackstone pine and the Coke hemlock, their gnarled and misshapen roots thrust deep into a fertile, feudal soil. The Pleading shrubs, interlaced by parasitic vines of refinements and precedents, arc at times so dense and rank a growth, as to conceal and crush out the trees and impoverish the rich mines of vegetal nutrition Mow. TRIAL. Judge: Prisoner, what is your plea? Wren: Not guilty Your Honor; they can't prove it. Crown: Call Crested Titmouse. Now, sir, state what you know of this case. Titmouse: I solemnly declare, that on the third day of this the third month, when the Great Fire was directly overhead, I in company with the Blue Jay and Bower Bird, heard the Wren say. “The King is a King of Fools. Dei. Counsel: Object. This is hearsay. Court : Overruled, these are Ultimate Facts. Def. C.: Titmouse, are you confident the Accused did not say, A King is a King of Fools. Titmouse: I AM. Def. C.: Are you certain the Accused did not say, “A King is THE King of Fools.” Titmouse: I—YES. Def. C.: AH—perhaps, then vou can tell me whether the Accused said. ‘THE King is THE King of FOOLS.” Titmouse: I—1—think not—I— Def. C.: Be careful Sir, are you sure, will you swear to it.— REMEMBER A LIFE may hang on your answer, WHAT— Titmouse: (More firmly) I am sure. 65 Def. C. Then sir, are you confident, the Accused did not say, “THE KING is a KING of Fools. Titmouse: (With anger) NO SIR, he said no such words HE—- Def. C.: Your first statement sir. you have DENIED—Which is true or are both false? Titmouse: (Greatly confused.) Def. C.: Enough. Witness dismissed. Crown: (Soothingly) A moment sir. Mr. Crested Titmouse. Do yon remember the exact words the Accused used? Take your time. Titmouse: I—I—forget I— Def. C.: (Laughs softly.) W itness dismissed. Crown: Call the Blue Jay. What did you hear the Accused say? Blue Jay: The King is a King of Fools.” Crown: Enough. Def. C.: Where was the Accused when he said the words you say he said ? Blue Jay: I don’t know. Def. C.: What? Blue Jay: Your Honor, I came to the Wood of Learning, on the shore of the Silent Waters, and across from me lay the Resounding Cliffs—I HEARD a rustle in the branches and a voice cried— Def. C.: Whose voice—are you sure it was not an echo? Blue Jay: It might have been. I think it was. Def. C.: I object Your Honor, this is hearsay, this bird repeats to us what the echo told him. Echo must he brought in. Crown: The fact that a person not called as a witness has asserted a fact is hearsay. Echo is not a person, ergo this is not hearsay. Def. C.: IF ECHO CAN SPEAK. ECHO IS A PERSON, only persons can speak. Court: Objection overruled. Echo is not legally a person. Def. C.: Call Robin Redbreast. Mr. Robin where were you on the third day of the third month at the time of No Shade. Robin: In company with the. Wren on the shore of the Silent Waters. Def. C.: What happened? Robin: The Wren sang a song. I remember it from my nestling days. It runs: The Jesting Song of a Jester King’s Jester, and ends: For our King is a brave King, tho’ he be a King of I ools. Dismissed. Def. C.: Mr. Raven. (Cries in court. Te He. Te He.’’) Judge (Flapping his wings indignantly): W HO.- W HO.- W HO DID IT? (Cries of Quit, Quit and Whippoorwill.) 66 Judge: Bailiff remove that party. Tis some snipe of a Freshman, verily these noisy vagrants do ’slurb ecu the peaceful precincts of our highest dignities. Def. C.: Mr. Raven, you are deeply versed in nature studies. Crown: Object, leading question. Court: Overruled, immaterial. Raven: I have spent my life in the Forest, sir. State: And like a spent ball he’s harmless. Defl C.: Your Honor, I rather think this is a place for my Honorable opponent to keep silence. Court: Peace. Def. C.: VVliat is echo? Raven: Some do say she is a fair maid that from love hath wasted till naught remains but a voice, but I have seen her, she is a decrepit and fearful old hag. She lurks in lonely and inaccessible places. Being rather deaf she never hears but part of a conversation, which she vacantly repeats and owing to her lack of teeth it is often mumbled so as to be incomprehensible. Crown: Have you ever seen Echo? Raven: I have. Crown: Is there one Echo or many ? Raven: Many. Crown: How are they distinguished? Raven: By their location. Crown: How then can you say that you have seen Echo many times? Raven: I have but seen her in various guises at various times. Crown: Your answers, sir, are various too. Raven: To various questions, sir. (Case goes to jury.) The substance of a two-hour argument by the Crown: ( ) Def. C.: To say the King is a King of Fools is but to exalt His Majesty, to say that he so far surpasses all mortals that in comparison with him we are all fools. Aside from this, like my Most Honorable Opponent. I leave the case to the jury without argument. Verdict—Not guilty. 67 Junior Class 1907 President........ Vice President.... Secrctarv-T rcasurer OFFICERS. .................. PAUL KNOWLES .................ANDREW H. WOOD ..................HARRY W. ALLEN ANNUAL COMMITTEE. FRANCET SARCHET ROGER H. WOLCOTT PAUL KNOWLES MEMBERS. HARRY W. ALLEN FRANKLIN H. BRYANT CLYDE O. EPPERSON JOHN B. GEIJSBEEK WILLIAM A. HARKINS FRANK E. HARTSOCK GEORGE A. LYNCH JULIAN H. MOORE DANIEL J. PENNO FRANCET SARCHET OSCAR E. WILLEY ROGER H. WOLCOTT 68 PAUL KNOWLES ANDREW H. WOOD The Class of 1907 began auspiciously( or if you like, suspiciously) one bright September morn in 1904. The first pop out of the box “Bull Durham” Markins, a comely youth of thirty-six years, asked Prof. Manly if a man could marry his widow’s sister—to which the dignified dispenser of Blackstone replied that he thought he could in this state— and then wheii the wise guys began to snicker—hurriedly passed on to the next question. Mr. Manly nursed his wrath and got it back on Harkins in a way that not only humbled the pride of that individual but dazed for the time being the whole bunch of Freshmen. “Bull Durham,” without having read the lesson, was with all the bluffing powers of a real lawyer, expounding the doctrine of res ipsa loquitur, when Professor Manly, after listening to this bunch of “hot air” for about ten minutes, butted in and said: “That will do, Mr. Harkins, you answer that question like a Boulder law student.” Now what do you think of that! No wonder we all went down and took the count. To be so accused. W hy, it’s preposterous! If there were any members of the class who couldn’t freely and fluently express themselves. Wood more than made up the deficiency. He’s just about the real thing on the “spieling” proposition. He’ll convince you that sky blue is the same as watermelon pink if you’ll listen to him long enough. Poor Birchby—He was our pride—a fine scholar—but he did love to smoke, and if it hadn’t been for that loaded cigar that one of the boys gave him on April Fool’s Day he might have been with us yet. I had almost forgotten Dean Hoyt's faithful horse “Jim.” He has helped the boys over many a rough place in the law of Sales. “Jim” makes his appearance about the same time that “Caveat Emptor” does and renders constant service till the end of the course. The faithful plug has always done his work well, but it is a question whether his pace will be fast enough for the coming generation of law students, so there is a movement on foot in the Alumni Association to retire “Jim” on full pay and secure “Lou Dillon” or “Star Pointer” to take his place. At the beginning of our second year “Ock” Willey and Clyde Epperson came to our fold from the Boulder Law School, having gotten all the knowledge possible from that institution. Roger Wolcott, Western Agent for Pittsburg Stogies. Newsboy Plug and Little Loveras cigars, also joined us from some small school down east—Yale, I believe he said, was the name of the place. At the first meeting of the class for the year, after the election of officers, the question of the class flower was taken up and on motion of “Stogie” Sarchet the tobacco plant was unanimously adopted—and you can always tell a Junior—he is loyal to his class and always has a piece of tobacco in the buttonhole of the lapel of his coat or in his mouth—generally the latter. 69 “LAST” SAYINGS OF GREAT MEN. Neal: “A great case Hoyt: “I apprehend.” Hodges: “The sharing of the profits as such. ' Ratcliffe: “Take the next case.” Thompson: “Now. McKelvey says.” Brock: “Indispensable parties! The court cannot move a wheel without them.” Denison: “This particular subject is unimportant ’ Mrs. Baxter: “1 have received no official communication as to this matter.” o X vrp —L y X + 7o Harry Allen was appointed a committee of one to select a class song and without any hesitation chose “Please Go Way and Let Me Sleep ’ Julian Moore is the only real ladies’ man of the bunch, and if he can break a social engagement he comes to class—the result is that we don’t see much of him, Julian smokes “Duke's Mistake” and “Sheep-herder’s Delight’’ in his pipe, and of the numerous brands of cigars prefers “Flor de Pertecto de Cabbagio de Gonzales,” two for a quarter. “Legal Light” Lynch, owing to the press of business interests, has been forced tQ drop a number of subjects, but he gets around now and then and his dissertations on the law of corporations are extremely helpful to the class. In answering Dean Hoyt’s question as to how the state could punish a coq oration for committing murder. Lynch’s unhesitating reply was: “Why. hang its charter!” Perhaps the fact that their wives were laying down too much law to them at home caused Geijsbeck and Penno to take a course in Domestic Relations—to see just what rights they had in running a family. For a long time Knowles was known as the “infant” but by the beginning of the second year that disability was removed and in the “eyes of the law” at any rate he is now on the level with other men. Taking it all in all you won’t find a bunch of fellows who will give you the “glad hand” quicker than the Juniors, or a bunch who have the welfare of the Law School and old D. 17. nearer their hearts. Frank Hartsock agrees with the case if it is based on the “Hamiltonian Doctrine” or carries out the theory that the “Constitution Follows the Flag.” Xo doubt the halls of Congress will some day ring with Frank’s well coined phrases. Then comes Bryant, who treats the English language with more respect than the other members of the class, but that is right in his line, for when not poring over Real Property or Equity. Bryant spends his time writing poems—and we regret that because of lack of space we can't here publish a sample. 71 FRESHMAN LAW. Freshman Class 1908 President........................................WALTER C. HECKENDORF Vice President........................................ELMER L. BROCK Secretary-Treasurer.......................................CLYDE PARKER MEMBERS. IRA M. BAME ELMER M. BROCK MAX M. BULKELEY JAY M. FRENCH FRANK P. HAMILTON WALTER C. HECKENDORF MERVIN G. HUGHES J. PAUL LEE CHARLES F. MORRIS ’ PERCY S. MORRIS CLYDE PARKER GEORGE S. PELTON JOSEPH D. PENDER FRANK A. PETTIBONE J. DEMING PERKINS. JR. GEORGE E. RITTER ERNEST B. UPTON HERBERT A. VANDEMAN JUDSON WHELAN J. REIMF.R ESPF.Y WOODLAND. Owl Chorus— A man there was and he thought it cute To ever sing a Chautauqua salute, TO WHOOT TO WHOOT, A Chautauqua salute. TO WHOOT. Dear hearts, build castles as you may. The wind will blow them all away. But much it is. to build and dream. Just to know how real they seem. —Jm. of If I IVcrc King. A MISTAKE. “What do we mean? thundered McKelvev. when the testator puts in the wrong name, WHAT DO WE MEAN? Alter: I don’t know. Williams: I am unable to solve the mystery. Me.: What do we mean ? Auii; Well. I’ll bite: what do we mean? Me: That, gentleman, (impressively) is a MISTAKE. The Law is a sort of hocus-pocus science, that smiles in yer face while it picks yer pocket; and the glorious uncertainty of it is of more use to the professors than the justice of it. 73 COMMONWEALTH VS. 172 Harkins Nisi Prius Rep. of Court of Love. Accused charged with printing a kiss upon the cheek of prosecutrix contrary to the peace and dignity of the state. State—McKelvey. Defendant—Reid. State: Your Honor we offer the enrollment according to the statute in such cases made and provided in proof of the execution of the deed. Def.: Enrollment is not essential to a deed of this kind. Object. Court: Sustained. State: We say then, that the deed was acknowledged and offer acknowledgment in proof of execution. Def.: Object. It is not clear whether the plaintiff is seeking to bring on a self serving declaration or an admission by defendant. Court: The acknowledgment of a deed is a solemn and notorious act and evidence of its execution. State offers secondary evidence of deed. Def.: Object. Plaintiff must account for the original deed. State: Your Honor, this deed has vanished into space and is so evanescent and ethereal that of necessity, secondary evidence must be given. Def.: Moreover, plaintiff will have to show this was not a pal- impsest. Court: Question is, what has this to do with an escape----- This is a case of first impression and enough has appeared to show plaintiff consented, but defendant should he careful to render each her due. Indictment quashed. 74 75 THE DEAN. Faculty SHERMAN G. BONNEY. A M.. M I)., dean. JOHN W. GRAHAM, M.D. WILLIAM H. BUCIITEL. M.D., LL.D-ARNOLD STEDMAN. M.D. CHARLES DENNISON. A.M.. M.D. WILLIAM E. WILSON. M.D. SAMUEL A. FISK. A M., M.D. E. J. A. RODGERS. A M.. M.D. THOMAS H. HAWKINS. A.M.. M.D.. LL.D. EDMUND C. RIVERS, A.M-. M.D. ROBERT LEVY. M.D. HENRY SEWALL. Ph.D.. M.D. WILLIAM H. DAVIS. M.D. CHARLES B. LYMAN. M.D. WILLIAM J. ROTHWELL. M.D. JOHN M. FOSTER. M.D. CAREY K. FLEMING. M.D. FRANCIS H. McNAUGHT. M.D. LEONARD FREEMAN. B.S.. A M.. M.D. HORACE G. WETHERILL. M.D. JOSIAH N. HALL. B.S.. M.D. CHARLES A- POWERS. A.M., M.D. CHARLES F. SHOLLEXBERGER. M.D. HOWELL T. PERSHING. M.Sc.. M.D. EDWARD C. HILL. M.Sc.. M.D. HORACE G. HARVEY, A M.. M.D. MOSES KLEINER. M.D. GEORGE B. PACKARD. M.D. T. MITCHELL BURNS. M.D. WALTER A. JAYNE. M.D. CHARLES B. VAN ZAXT. M.D. CARROLL E. EDSON. A.M.. M.D. MELVILLE BLACK. M.D. JAMES M. BLAINE, M.D. WILLIAM C. MITCHELL. M.D. SAMUEL B. CHILES. A.M.. M.D. JAMES H- PERSHING. A.B. JOHN A. WILDER. M.D. SAMUEL I). HOPKINS. M.D. PHILIP HILLKOWITZ. B.S.. M.D. WILLIAM C. BANE. M.D. HENRY W. ROVER. M.D. 76 This space is respectfully dedicated to WILLIAM J. ROTHNVELL, M. D. in appreciation of his earnest and helpful work with our class. We desire to take this opportunity of publicly expressing our thanks to the faculty and to the University for the instruction we have received and for the uniform consideration shown us. • • Wherever we may he in years to come we will not forget to ‘ hoot for our Alma Mater. 77 Seniors BAKER. H. O. BARCLAY. H. A. BENSINGER, C H. BOLTZ. B. B. BURTON. F. A.. M.D. OORRY. J. J. DUMKE. C. E. FOWLER. O. S.. B Pcd.. B.Sc. FREIBERGER. E. L. -HARDING. M. C.. B.Pcd. HEALY. M. D. KENNEDY. GEO. A. MAX. A. E. SYM. MULVEHILL. MISS CLARE. Secretary and Treasurer. NAST. E- C. NEWCOMER. N. B.. A.B. NEWCOMER. P. W. PLUMB. C. W.. A.B. PORTER. R. B., President. ROBERTS, WILLIAM. WALLACE. G. C. WATSON. MISS W. H-WEISEL, P. E. WILLIAMS, H. L., Vice President. WOOLEY, J. STANLEY. B. S. N, B. F. COLE. F. £. DITSON. AGNES M. GREEN. A. S. KILLOUGH; H. B. SABINE. R .S. SAVAGE. S. 'll Sophomores TAYMAN, E. M.. Vice President. WOLLENWEBER. L. C.. President. F.IGHELBERGER. T. W.f Secy.-Treas. GONLEY, L. P. G. ATKINSON. D. R. LE MOTTE. L. A. J. Freshmen ANDERSON, MISS JENNIE. Secretary-Treasurer. BOWCOCK. J. M. LEE. GEORGE LEYDA. PAUL McDonnell, clarence CARPENTER, F. H. CLELAND. W. SCOTT DANAHEY, t. j. FIKE. R. E. GREEN, L. D.. Vice President. HANDY, ROY E. HANKS, S. J., President. HAZELTINE. E. L.. Sergeant at Arms. MORSE. C. E. PATTERSON. L. L STEINBERG. B. M. WOODFORD. L. G. WOODS. JAMES A. CRAMER. I. DUFF. W. H. ZSCHACH. W. DRAKE. J. B. 78 President........... Vice President..... Secretary-Treasurer Junior Class ........N. C BECK MRS. N. B. NEWCOMER ......HENRY COHN Annual Committee JAMES P. H. RUDDY. FRANK B. STEPHENSON JESSE W. CALKINS. ‘Fools arc my theme, let satire be my song. Class GUY ASH.BAUGH— “Take him to develop if you can. Hew the block off and get out the man.” H. W. AVERILL— “Nature has framed strange fellows in her time.” ROSCOE C. BAKER— “Bak” he is called. His head is almost bald. His laugh his characteristic feature; A croak, a grunt, a groan, A howl like some old crone. All make him quite a horrid scrcecher. CHARLES E. BARKER— I know a lady who would walk barefoot to Clinton (N. J.) for the touch of my nether lip. NIF.L C. BECK— “The greatest truths are simplest. So arc the greatest men.” JESSE W. CALKINS— He showed twenty teeth and two entire gums at a grin. HARRY COHN— “Describe him who can. An abridgment of all that is pleasant to man.” WILLIAM H. CRISP— Like a hook in breeches. WILLIAM L. EDMUNDSON— Shear not my locks for there my beauty lies. H. H. FRITTS— I do know of those that therefore are reputed wise for saying nothing. GRANVILLE HOPKINS— “His eyes forever cast a dim religious light.” F. D. JACKEY— A man he seems of cheerful yesterdays and confident to-morrows. B. F. KERN— Tho. I am a little man I sometimes have great thots. ABRAHAM LIPKIS— A little, dapper, strutting man, with a turned-down nose. Roll C. C. FUSON— A progeny of learning ( ?) M. B. LUTES— A moral, sensible and well-bred man. MRS. N. B. NEWCOMER— The very room, coz she was in it. seemed warm from floor to ceiling. A. A. NEWBERRY— The actions s eak the man. NORMAN C. PRINCE— Beard was never the standard of brains. S. L RAINES— “Naught a word spoke he more than was need. J. J. ROSENBERG— When I was young I acted as a child. I am still young- JAMES P. H. RUDDY— I live in a crowd of jollity, not so much to enjoy company as to shun myself. JOHN SlM(jN— Damn that foot, he’s gone to sleep again. MRS. J. W.SkOLFIELD-I love its gentle warble. I love its gentle flow. I love to wind my tongue up. 1 love to hear it go. A. E. SPENCER— He is good looking and knows it. Knows little else and shows it. FRANK B.' STEPHENSON— Those who have succeeded here have sweated more than others. E. D. WARD— All the great men are dying. I don’t feel very well myself. NATHAN P. WOOD— Another one.� of God Almighty’s gentlemen. JAY D. DUNSIJEE— A mind not much the worse for wear. F. L. BERGEN— What hempen homespuns have we swaggering here. JAMES MOORE— What can’t be cured must be endured. 80 Some Statistics Of all members of the class, Spencer. Beck and Ward are the longest; Kern is the shortest, with Cohn, Lipkis and Calkins on his heels. The sportiest is Dunshee; the last sporty--------------? The fattest is Jackey; the leanest. Ward: the most loquacious, Lipkis and Rosenburg; the least talkative. Ashbaugh; the handsomest is Prince; the homliest—here diplomacy and the fears of a smashed head forbid publication, j Ruddy has the quickest temper; Ward, the most equable; Prince uses the most slang; Crisp talks like a scientific journal; Lutes hunts the most; Edmundson gets the most ducks. Fuson is the windiest; the most modest—but here that very quality prevents our mentioning his name—he's on the committee. Not regarding names, three are knock-kneed; two pigeon-toed; six flarefooted; one is red headed: one bald and three approaching baldness; there are no blind among us. but several can be deaf on occasion. Nineteen believe Ward walks would be a good innovation in hospital work, seven believe not—the others apparently don’t believe anything. Eight, are over thirty, yet have no whiskers, while one of the younger members has already harvested a crop. No one has ever flunked an exam, or cribbed. All are honest philanthropists and not one is going into medicine for the money he can make, but out of pure brotherly love for his prospective patients. Roster A—is for Ashbaugh, slayer of bears, For Averill also, a fellow who wears. B—for old Barker and President Beck, For Bergen and Baker, whose hair is a wreck. C—stands for Cohn and little Jack Calkins, For Cole and for Crisp, who's there with the talkin's. D—is for Dunshee—the name is enough To tell you lie’s made of the real Irish stuff. E—is for Edmundson. hunter of duck— Though he tells of great stunts, he hasn’t much luck. F—is for Fritz, firm, faithful and fat Who likes to pitch pennies in Stephenson’s hat. Also for Fuson. who tells things galore That none of his teachers e’er heard of before. H—is for Hopkins with no streak of yellow. J—is for Jackey, a quiet good fellow. K—is for Kern, our own Lilliputian. L—is for Lipkis, anarchist and Russian. Likewise for Lut-es, who likes to make money; We hope he’ll succeed like our own Dr. Bonney. M—is for Moore, composer of songs Which tend to set right patent medicine wrongs. 81 N—Mrs. Newcomer, happy and chubby. Also Newberry who envies her hubby. P—is for Prince, wild, hearty and game— A fellow who bears an appropriate name. R—is for Raines, from old Tennessee. And Rosenberg—lost on society’s sea. Likewise this letter reminds us of Ruddy, A bright little lad when he gets down to study. S—is for four of them—Stephenson. Simon. Grandmother Skolfield and Spencer the high man. W—Ward, who knows what he knows And Wood, who’ll have patients wherever he goes. 82 z-' - V 0 83 THE DEAN. Dental Faculty W illiam T. Chambers, D. D. S.. dean. Arthur C. Watson, M. D. Hiram A. Fynn, D. D. S. A. L. Whitney, D. D. S. J. Stewart Jackson, D. D. S. T. Edward Carmody, D. D. S.. D. D. Sc.. M. I). Albert H. Ketch am, D. D. S. Herbert W. Lauthlin, A. M.. M. D. A. SlLVERSTEIN, M. D. Edward C. Hill, M. S.. M. D. Leonard Freeman, B. S.. A. M., M. D. E. F. Dean, M. D. M. G. Snyder, D. D. S. Mary Hawes, M. D. W. H. Ellis. D. D. S. The Senior Class The Senior Class at the Dental College this year has had somewhat of a strenuous time, which has subsided to a great extent, leaving the class in a more or les unorganized state. At the opening of the term the following officers were elected: President ................................................................J. M. Brady Vice President............................................................D. A. Block Secretary and Treasurer...................................................H. A. Fields Sergeant at Arms........................................................O. A. Burgeson Shortly after this, on account o£ the petty jealousy of a few of the class, impeachment charges were brought against Mr. Brady. During the trial which followed, these charges were shown to be ridiculous, whereupon Mr. Brady was declared entirely innocent by Mr. R. P. Walton, who had been unanimously chosen as judge. Toward the close of this meeting, Mr. Brady, despite the wishes of his friends in the class, resigned from his position as president. The office then fell to Mr. Block, vice president, who contended that he, being a personal friend of Mr. Brady, and not liking the treatment which the latter had received, refused to accept the chair. An election was then held. At this election Mr. Smith was elected. Mr. Smith proving an unsatisfactory man for the place, was accordingly decapitated, his place being now filled by Mr. Knight. Mr. Knight has proven himself to be an excellent class president, showing partiality to no one and treating each member with courtesy and kindness, being quite democratic in his views. Roll Call R. O. ADAMS J. M. BRADY D. A. BLOCK O. A. BURGESON C. A- COOYER H. H. FIELDS F. J. JOHNSON A. O. KNIGHT A. M. LLOYD R. PULLEN M. N. SMITH R. P. WALTON H. B. ZENDELL J. H. WADELL What We Think of Each Other ADAMS: Chronic kicker and growler, but of the non-impressive variety. Old maids indispensable to his happiness. One of the four Dental boys who won his “D” on the gridiron. Good student. BRADY: Would rather fight than eat. Doesn’t say much, but sticks like glue to a “frat” brother in trouble. Came from Chicago college. “Would rather lie right than president.” Makes a hit with the ladies, and won’t fill teeth for anybody else. BLOCK: Since Block raised that mustache he can’t get the girls to go out with him. This troubles Mr. Block greatly, as he has an allowance each month, which he says he must spend. It would be well to remind Mr. Block that he will have 85 to open an office soon, and they say that it takes money to do that. However, this advice may be needless, as Block has charge of the chemical lab., and from present indications he may blow himself (up) at any time. BURGESON: Anyone who says that “Burg ’ will have a “close shave” getting through is much mistaken, as he now has diplomas from several colleges (barber). Berguson is the “Bean Brumincl” of the class, and is exciting the jealousy of all the other members on account of his fine dress and elegant manners- A Representative Frat Membcr(?) COOVER: Better known as “Kid Coover. Stronger than mustard. Great horseman. Rides a pony through every exam, and wins prizes. Would rather be president than Knight. Started to study dentistry seven years ago. FIELDS: Comes from Kansas City. Slick as a whistle—smooth as glass— yes indeed. Ladies can't resist Fields. Isn't so green as his name suggests. JOHNSON: Would rather sleep than eat (except candy). His special candy allowance. Can't break him of drinking milk out of a bottle. Wonder who is going to pull John through with his exams this year. KNIGHT: From Milwaukee, but unlike Schlitz has contributed nothing to its greatness. Jolly good fellow. Only bad side to Knight is his “gang, which seems to surround him at all times. Let us pray tor Knight and hope he will survive. LLOYD: Knows more Materia Medica than the professor. Minds his own business and will loan you two bits any time. Could have been president of the class, but did not need the job. PULLEN: Professor of Orthodontia. Traveling on his big brother’s rep.” and working it to a finish. Nobody questions his morals because his father is a minister. Going to school next year to learn orthodontia. SMITH: “Little, but Oh! My. If he talks five minutes he will thaw out an ice house on account of the intense heat of his expired air. Made two nineteen-tooth bridges last summer and got $846 for them. “My Preceptor. says Smith, “learned all he knew from MU ’ WALTON: Everybody's sore on Walton because he captured Jane Kapp last year. Miss Kapp was the pet of the class. Walton married her and everybody is jealous. Is that Walton’s fault. They say he would rather stay home than go to college any time. ZENDELL: Doesn’t care whether school keeps or not. Knows plenty of dentistry. but can’t make himself understood by the professors. Came from New Jersey and is going back where he came from. If you want to see Zendell at his best ask him to show you that picture with his silk hat. 86 CONGER. SMEDLEY. McKEE. PARKER. VAUGHAN. MONTGOMERY. BASHOR. Secy, and Treas. MORRISON. MORGAN. HOWARD. HARRIES. HEITLER. McNUTT, Pres. EVANS. V. P. SI.VTOX. CANNING. FERRY. ROYER. CROSS. URIE. ’ JUNIOR DENTS. President............... Vice President.......... Secretary and Treasurer Junior Class MAURICE M. McNUTT ...HARRY R. EVANS .....R. A. BASHOR Annual Committee H. B. EVANS, Chairman V. C. SMEDLEY C. C. URIE. CLASS SONG. “Good Night, My Love.” CLASS COLORS. Purple and White. R. A. BASHOR- J. E. CANNING R. W. CONGER K. K. CROSS H. B. EVANS J. F. HARRIES A. W. HEITLER M. R. HOWARD M. M. McNUTT W. M. McKEE Class Roll A. F. MONTGOMERY J. J. MORGAN M. E. MORRISON J. H. ROYER W. E. SINTON V. C. SMEDLEY T. D. TERRY C C. URIE R. W. VAUGHAN R. A. PARKER 88 Class History On October fourth of this year the roll-call was answered with only two absent from last year's class, H. A. Donjghue and C. S. McMillan; but with the addition of eight new members who appreciated the fact that the Dental Department of the University of Denver is one of the best of its kind in the West. They are all congenial fellows and we arc to count them in the class. They arc from the following schools: R4 W. Conger, from Kansas City Dental College. M. R. Howard, from Kansas City Dental College. K. K. Cross, from St. Louis Dental College. A. L- Montgomery, from Omaha Dental College. R. A. Parker, from Buffalo Dental College. W. M. McKee, from Louisville Dental College. M. E. Morrison, from Western Dental College. Kansas City. J. H. Royer, from Washington Medical College. The class has taken an active interest in everything that pertains to college life, and whenever there is anything doing that requires energy and push they arc there with the goods. When the “D’s were awarded this year three of our class mates received them, namely: McKee. Sinton and McNutt. Roll-Call [According to the Committee] R. A. Ba.-hor: “Fing.” Featherweight champion from Hygiene. Three rounds his limit. Rooms with Morgati(?) Snores in class. J. E. Canning: J. E.” The idea i ---------full upper and lower plates. Ortho- dontia king. R. W. Conger: “Sphegetti.” Side-kick of ‘’Cupid.’ and quick dentist from K. C. Also fills the place of official question asker and information seeker. K. K. Cross: “Honest Abe. Stands seven feet in his socks. Jokes a specialty. Formerly street car conductor, now retired and studying dentistry for a recreation. H. B. Evans: “Chaunccy.” “Well it’s ah-------------oh I don’t know. Doctor.” Should have studied music. Gold filling and dark-haired lady patients his fad. J. F. Harries: “Stogie Joe. “Buy one. Ted? Also musically inclined. He attended an 8 o’clock lecture on Wednesday, March 14. A. W. Heitler: “Art. “The witty kid. “1 got it grabbed. Shark in anatomy (?) M. R. Howard. “Cupid Fat ladies his hobby. “Mrs. Smith, you have good-teeth for a lady of vour size.” Enters class like a mouse or a train of cars. M. M. McNutt “Legly.” Crowns made while you wait------------a week. Lady killer and all around good fellow. W. M. McKee. “Fat.” Particular friend of Dr. Dean. “23 for you. Formerly from Louisville. One of the famous Dent quartet. Is official stenographer. 89 A. F. Montgomery: “Gummy.” Stage whispers, “Morgan, you’re a h------ of a fellow.” Attentive listener and always ready to lend you a plaster bowl if you are lucky. J. J. Morgan: “Johnnie.” “Kid Dentist.” “The spinal cord starts at the coccyx and ends at the first cervical vertebrae.” Answers promptly to roll-call in the infirmary. M. E. Morrison: “Mark.” Finance King. Should have been a broker. Great collector. Personal friend of McKee. Seldom sleeps in class. J. H. Royer: “Professor.” Studied medicine, but decided that he could accomplish more in dentistry. Expects to be a missinary to China after he gets his D.D.S. degree. W. E. Sint on: “Sint.” “Sick or indisposed.” A professional foot ball player. According to Dr. Morning. “Little, but oh. my!” V. C. Smedlcy: “Schmidlap.” “The Boy Evangelist. Never swears except when he gets mad. Expert extracter. T. D. Terry: “Ted.” “Feather edge is my cry.” Blush. Maiden. Blush.” Can make a shell crown in three minutes. R. VV. Vaughan: “Baby.” “Short Methods.” Handy lab. man and candy oper- ator. Minds his own business. C. C. Urie: “Charlie.” “Never worries. Walks the floor nights when he studies. Great on plates. Truthful, too. R. A. Parker: “Buster.” Sympathizer and always has a good story to hand you. Chemistry is his long suit. X-J 'r'‘'rVr £ SCHOOL OF MUSIC. The Faculty HORACE E. TURKMAN, Dean. Pupil of Max Bendix of New York, and Calvin B. Cady of Boston. Harmony. Counterpoint. Orchestration. Sight-Singing. EVALYN CRAWFORD. Pupil of Xaver Scharwenka of Belin, I. V. Flagler of New York, and John Brockhoven and Albino Gorno of Cincinnati. Piano, Organ, Sight-Reading. FREDERICK SCHWEIKHER. Pupil of Rheinbcrger and Kellerman of Munich. Piano, Organ, Music-History. GENEVRA WATERS-BAKER, Pupil of Richard Arnold of New York. George Lehmann of New York, and Henry Schradieck of New York. Violin and Ensemble. ELIZABETH D. SPENCER, Pupil of Martini. Paris. Singing and Voice Culture. BESSIE FOX DAVIS. Pupil of Frederick Root of Chicago, and F. B. Webster of Chicago. Singing and Voice Culture. ALPHEUS M. ELDER. Pupil of Sumner Salter and Max Liehiing of New York, and Calvin B. Cady of Boston. Piano and Pedagogy. FRED A. BAKER, Pupil of George Lehmann of New York and Paul Stoeving of London. Violin and Viola. 92 Music Graduates MISS LILLIAN BOHM. MISS MAMIE GALLUP. Music Graduates 94 MISS MARY SAHRBECK. Rummer 95 The Summer School Very many of the most prominent colleges and universities of the country now maintain summer sessions, at which some of the regular college courses are given. Often men of repute from other institutions are invited to give courses of lectures, or regular class instruction. In general, these summer sessions last six weeks, though in a few cases they are longer. The University of Chicago conducts its summer school as a part of its regular work, the session being twelve weeks in length. But for the convenience of those who cannot spend so much time as this during the hot season of the year, the summer quarter at Chicago is divided into two terms of six weeks each. The plan of dividing the scholastic year into four quarters is one which has commended itself to the authorities of our own University, and they are working toward that goal. - •• It is not feasible at present to offer more than the first term of the summer quarter, which begins on the Monday after commencement, and ends before the heat of August sets in. However, each department is driven at double speed, so that the work ordinarily accomplished in three months is done in a month and a half. It is possible to do this because the classes are small and composed of earnest students who are giving their time almost exclusively to scholastic pursuits. Social life is reduced to a vanishing minimum. There are no athletic games or “benefits to attend. Oratorical contests are unknown. There are no delightful promenades on the long stone walk, or engrossing tete-a-tetes on the girls staircase during school hours. No preplet tumbles down the stairs in wild abandon. No chattering specimens of femininity emit volumes of “hot air or devour crackers and cheese in the quiet precincts of the University parlor. Collegiate lads and lassies, once so lively, move quietly about as if under some spell; for work, hard, unremitting work, is now their Jot. They are striving to make up entrance deficiencies or to absorb extra knowledge which will put them ahead of their college mates. The sedate schoolmaster who has been wrestling with the youth in some country school for months past comes to the summer school to add to his store of knowledge. The city schoolma’am who has had a partial collegiate training and is determined to finish her course and adorn her name with the coveted A.B.. moves about in dignified fashion with grit written in every line of her countenance. The smiling ones are those who believe that August i will bring them into the realm of bachelordom. The office of the Dean is silent as the grave, for that official has hidden himself away lest some stream of questions—like that which foams about his ears every school day for nine months of the year— may burst in upon him. The precious and much-thumbed books of credit repose in the security of the steel vault in the basement. In short, the great building, the interior of which never gets hot during the warmest of summer days, shelters a group of earnest students whose principal thoughts are for the work before them, and whose chief joy 96 is that o£ achievement. All hail to the devoted band, front the headed candidate for Ph.L). down to the most youthful of the vvor- shippers at learning’s shrine! During the hours of daylight, may the summer breezes waft them refreshment front the mountain retreats which lie hidden amid the foothills and peaks that guard the western horizotv. When the King ot Day has gone to his evening couch, and gentle Xight has spread over him her sable mantle, may the sleep of the summer student he sweet beneath the stars ! i During the coming summer the instruction in science will he somewhat stronger than usual. Teachers and those who attend tire Saturday college may obtain laboratory facilities which are beyond their reach while they are tied closely to their school rooms tinring tire ptrhlic school year. The laboratories of Biology. Chemistry and Physics will be in charge of Professors Cutler, Engle and Westhaver, respectively, while practical work in Astronomy will be offered at the Chanrl erlin Observatory. The instruction in German will Ire under the direction f Professor Mcrz of the State University of Wyoming. Mrs. Irla Kruse McFarlane will attend to the English courses, while Miss Aliller takes a vacation in California. The departments of History and Latin. Mathematics and Philosophy, will he manned by the regular staff. Professors Roberts, Harrop. Russell and Phillips. 98 THE PRINCIPAL. Preparatory School Faculty Herbert E. Russell, A.M., Principal Herbert A. Howe, A.M., Sc.D. Gertrude H. Beggs, Ph.D. Arthur H. Harrop, Ph.D. Anne Grace Wirt, Ph.M. Ira E. Cutler, A.M. Etta L. Miller, A.M. Margaret A. Packard, A.M. James B. Westhaver, A.M., Ph.D. Nanarutii Taggart, A.B. D. Shaw Duncan. Helen A. Pollock, A.B. Alice L. Barton. Arthur J. Lewis. Leander W. Welch. Carl L. Anderson. 99 PREPARATORY SCHOOL Preparatory School President.... Vice-President Secretary ,... Treasurer ... OFFICERS. ...................Merton Young ....................John Sinclair .............Benjamin Eitelgeorge ..................Everett Wallace COLORS. Purple and Lavender. YELL. Hack-a-racka! Hack-a-racka! Hack-a-racka reps! Boom-a-lacka! Booni-a-lacka! D. U. Preps. ioi A POEM. At the end of the rainbow, so we are told. Lies fabulous wealth in a pot of gold. In a dim dark well in a glen so deep. here surrounded by mountains rugged and steep. The sunny-haired Iris, the goddess of light. Is dwelling in watchfulness, far from man’s sight. This pot of gold will never be found. For it lies where the rainbow touches the ground. __Jean B. Braidwood. Wf«ll Ceil ev ©f yowr 102 JENNIE DAY. MABEL ADAMS. VERA HAWKE. MARION TIBBITS. HELEN SPALDING- ANNA GUTHRIE. MARION MACOMBER. ANNIE RUSSELL. Gamma Iota Sigma Organized 1904. COLORS. Dark Brown and Light Blue. FLOWER. Chrysanthemum. MEMBERS. Jennie E. Day Anna N. Gutiirie Vera L. Hawke Marion Macomber Annie R. Russell Mabel E. Russell Helen L. Spalding Marion T. Tibbitts Mabel Adams. 104 105 WOLCOTT. LE BERT. HECKENDORF. VOSBURGH. MOORE. FINGER. ALBERTSON. AULT, W. WHITE. SALTER. Beta Theta Pi Founded at Miami University, Oxford O., 1839. Colors—Pink and Blue. Flower—American Beauty Rose. 1 Alpha Zeta Chapter, Charter Granted 1888. FRATRES IN FACULATE. Chancellor Henry A. Buchtel George C. Manly FRATRES IN UR BE. Bishop H. W. Warren Sylvester G. Williams IIarry E. Insley Dr. Frost Craft Earl M. Cranston Charles K. Durbin Joel W. Shackelford Wm. S. Iliff Rev. Bayard Craig Judge Robert E. Lewis Wm. A. Moore Judge Wilbur F. Stone Judge Booth M. Malone Stanley A. Edwards I. F. Downer Arthur E. Huston W. L. Turman Ralph W. Brann Paul M. Clark G. Walter Sylvester FRATRES IN UNIVERSITATE. College of Liberal Arts Edward C. Parfet Arthur E. White Edwin E. Albertson Arthur P. Church Ralph W. Smith Edson D. Ault James G. Edwards Noble C. Finger James B. True Archibald B. Bonner Paul L. Vosburgh Roy W. Carter R. Eugene LeBert Tom J. Salter Edward L. Beebe school of law. Walter C. Heckendorf Chester E. Smedley Winton M. Ault Wilbur M. Alter j- Julian H. Moore Clyde O. Epperson Roger H. W olcott Ernest B. Upton Paul Lee school of medicine Chas. E. Morse N. P. W’ood S. Jesse Hanks J. W. Calkins 107 Beta Theta Pi Chapter Roll DISTRICT I. Brown Boston Maine Amherst Dartmouth Wesleyan Yale Bowdoin DISTRICT II. Rutgers Cornell Stevens St. Lawrence Colgate Union Columbia Syracuse DISTRICT III. Washington-Jefferson Dickinson Johns Hopkins Pennsylvania Pa. State College Lehigh DISTRICT IV. Hampton-Sidney North Carolina Virginia Davidson DISTRICT V. Central Vanderbilt Texas DISTRICT VI. Miami Cincinnati Western Reserve Ohio Ohio Wesleyan Bethany Wittenberg Denison Wooster Kenyon Ohio State West Virginia Case DISTRICT VII. De Pauw Indiana Wabash Hanover Purdue DISTRICT VIII. Michigan Knox Beloit Iowa Chicago Iowa Wesleyan Wisconsin Northwestern Minnesota Illinois Iowa State DISTRICT IX. Westminster Washington Kansas Denver Nebraska Missouri Colorado DISTRICT X. Caliornia Stanford W ashington State I 109 on BULKELEY. FORSYTH. TAIT. PAINTER. GIPE. KRACAVV. GREEN WILLIAMS. STERLING. BRISSENDEN. HAMMITT. HAWKE. ALLEN. CLINE. NEILL. DUKE. STEELE. THIBODEAU. Sigma Alpha Epsilon Founded at the University of Alabama, March 9, 1856. Colors—Royal Purple and Old Gold. Flower—The Violet. 1 Colorado Zeta Chapter, Charter Granted December 18, 1891. FRATRES George D. Kimball J. W. Graham James E. Johnson Charles M. Deardorff J. Nicholas Lindsey Arthur R. Gullette Roscoe T. York Clifton R. Bassell William IN URBE. D. Shelton Swan Wallace M. Bayliss Charles J. Ling Harvey E. Rockwell Willliam C. Borst Thomas M. Hopkins Miller E. Preston Franklin I. Badgley M. Carey FRATRES IN UNIVERSITATE. faculty. Medical School—Cuthbert Powell Liberal Arts—Arthur II. IIarrop college of liberal arts, postgraduate. Harry J. U. Barker seniors. Franklin E. C. Williams Edwin G. Green juniors. Wilbur D. Steele Charles C. Hawke David S. Painter Paul F. Brissenden Edward C. Cline sophomores. J. Milo Tait Charles O. Thibodeau FRESHMEN Kenneth Henderson Charles VV. Sterling Melvin W. Gipe Guy L. Ham mitt Austin R. Kracaw George II. Duke, Jr. Lloyd B. Neill Raymond V. Forsyth school of law. Wayne C. Williams Max M. Bulkeley Henry W. Allen Harry L. McClintock Oscar K. Willey school of medicine. Arthur E. Spencer Duff PROVINCE ALPHA. University of Maine Massachusetts Institute of Technology Boston University Harvard University Worcester Polytechnic Institute PROVINCE BETA. Cornell University Columbia University St. Stephens College Allegheny College Dickinson College Pennsylvania State College Bucknell University Gettysburg College University of Pennsylvania PROVINCE GAMMA. George Washington University University of Virginia Washington and Lee University University of North Carolina Davidson College W;offord College PROVINCE DELTA. University of Michigan Adrian College Mt Union College Ohio Wesleyan University University of Cincinnati Ohio State University Case School of Science Franklin College Purdue University Northwestern University University of Illinois University of Chicago University of Minnesota University of Wisconsin PROVINCE EPSILON University of Georgia Georgia School of Technology Mercer University Southern University Emory College University of Alabama Alabama Polytechnic Institute 112 PROVINCE ZETA. University of Missouri Washington University University of Nebraska University of Arkansas University of Kansas University of Iowa Iowa State College PROVINCE ETA. University of Colorado Colorado School of Mines Denver University Leland Stanford. Jr., University University of California PROVINCE THETA. Louisiana State University University of Mississippi Tulane University University of Texas PROVINCE IOTA. Central University Cumberland University Bethel College Vanderbilt University Kentucky State College University of Tennessee Southwestern Presbyterian University of the South Southwestern Baptist University 1AE HOUSE 113 Kappa Sigma Founded at University of Virginia, 1867. Beta Omicron Chapter, Established at University of Denver, 1902. FRATRES IN URBE. J. R. Killian W. J. Bryon Wm. E. Foley Marks Harrison Frank Hurlbut E. E. Gaines C. A. Ward « J. H. Haynes W. F. Dbnious John M. Woy B. C. Stevick J. W. Minor A. L. White Stein Wadell W. A. Mitchell A. Carson John R. Neal FRATRES IN FACULTATE Frederick R. Wright FRATRES IN UNIVERSITATE. LAW school. J. Reimer Espy W. W. Platt Charles Morris Edward T. Murphy college of liberal arts. N. Elmo Woodard Frank Van Dyke C. W. Clark O. S. Bowling R. W. Bradford Roy E. Dickerson G. H. Weber Carrol Coberly Burt L. Murrish. Colors—Emerald Green, Cardinal Red, and White. Flower—Lily of the Valley.. 115 ♦Deceased. CHAPTER ROLL OF KAPPA SIGMA. Psi...............University of Maine Alpha Rho...............Bowdoin College Beta Kappa... .New Hampshire College Gamma Epsilon........Dartmouth College Alpha Lambda... .University of Vermont Gamma Delta...................... .......Massachusetts State College Beta Alpha.........................Brown University Gamma Eta.............Harvard University Alpha Kappa......................Cornell University Gamma Zcta........New York University Pi........:..........Swarthmorc Cel lege Alpha Delta. .Pennsylvania State College Alpha Epsilon.......................... ........University of Pennsylvania Alpha Phi.......................Bucknell University Beta Delta......................... ..Washington and Jefferson College Beta Iota............Lehigh University Beta Pi..............Dickinson College Alpha Alpha.......University of Maryland Alpha Eta......................Columbian University Zeta..............University of Virginia Eta..............Randolph-Macon College Mu......Washington and Lee University Nu...........William and Mary College Upsilon..........Hampden-Sidncy College Beta Beta..............Richmond College Delta..................Davidson College Eta Prime...............Trinity College Alpha Mu. .University of North Carolina Beta Upsilon....................... ..North Carolina A. and M. College Alpha Nu................Wofford College Alpha Beta........................Mercer University Alpa Tau..Georgia School of Technology Beta Lambda.......University of Georgia Beta.......................University of Alabama Beta Eta..Alabama Polytechnic Institute Theta.........................Cumberland University Kappa.........................Vanderbilt University Lambda.........University of Tennessee Gamma Theta....... Phi. .Southwestern Presbyterian Untversi Phi ............................... Southwestern Presbyterian University Omega............University of the South Alpha Theta........................ ---Southwestern Baptist University Beta Nu.........Kentucky State College Alpha Upsilon...........Millsaps College Gamma..........Louisana State University Sigma.................Tulanc University Iota............Southwestern University Tau...............University of Texas Xi................University of Arkansas Alpha Omega-------William Jewell College Beta Gamma.. .Missouri State University Beta Sigma......Washington University Beta Chi........Missouri School of Mines Alpha Psi.......University of Nebraska Beta Tau...............Baker University Beta Omicron....................... University of Denver, University Park Beta Omega..............Colorado College Gamma Gamma........................ ..........Colorado School of Mines Alpha Sigma........Ohio State University Beta Phi........................... ....Case School of Applied Science Chi.................Purdue University Alpha Pi..................Wabash College Beta Theta........University of Indiana Alpha Gamma.........University of Illinois Alpha Chi.........Lake Forest University Gamma Beta..........University of Chicago Alpha Zeta......University of Michigan Beta Epsilon-----University of Wisconsin Beta Mu..........University of Minnesota Beta Rho............University of Iowa Beta Zeta.......................... ....Leiand Stanford. Jr., University Beta Xi.........University of California Beta Psi........University of Washington Gamma Alpha.........University of Oregon University of Idaho II7 Pi Beta Phi Founded at Monmouth College, 1867. Established at University of Denver, 1885. Colors—Wine and Silver Blue. Flower—Carnation. COLORADO BETA CHAPTER. SORORES IN FACULTATE. Gertrude Beggs Nanaruth Taggart Haines SORORES IN URBE. Mrs. George W. Ballantine Mrs. Wm. S. Iliff Mrs. L. M. Cuthbert Mrs. Charles J. Ling Mrs. D. Shelton Swan Mrs. Margaret Davis Ickis Mrs. George Stidger Miss Ethel Van Cise Mrs. Lenora N. Bosworth Mrs. E. W. Merritt Mrs. Herbert S. Shaw Mrs. Albert Hamilton Mrs. John Allen Mrs. Albert B. Trott Miss Carol Kramer Miss Idelle Phelps SORORES IN UNIVERSITATE. seniors. Susan Belle Winton Laura Beyer Grace Deisher Florence Spencer juniors. Anna Charles Ora Shrader Edna Stickney Marie Walker sophomores. Louise Neil FRESHMEN. Inez Byers Edith Dressor Jessie Griffin Pauline Huffine Alta Stewart Muriel Welker Sarah White Marjorie Williams GAMMA PROVINCE. Iowa Alpha............................Iowa Wesleyan University Iowa Beta.......................................Simpson College Iowa Zeta.............................. Iowa State University Wisconsin Alpha........................University of Wisconsin Missouri Alpha...........................University of Missouri 118 DELTA PROVINCE Louisiana Alpha Kansas Alpha.. Nebraska Beta.. Texas Alpha. . . Colorado Alpha. Colorado Beta.. California Beta.. California Alpha . ...Tulane University .... Kansas University . University of Nebraska .....Texas University .University of Colorado .. University of Denver University of California . .. Stanford University ALPHA PROVINCE. Vermont Alpha ..... Vermont Beta ....... Columbia Alpha..... Pennsylvania Alpha. . Pennsylvania Beta... Pennsylvania Gamma Ohio Alpha ......... Ohio Beta.......... New York Alpha... . Massachusetts Alpha Maryland Alpha..... ............Middlebury College .......L’niversity of Vermont ......... . .Columbia University .............Swathmore College ..........Bucknell University .............Dickinson College ..............Ohio -University ........Ohio State University ..........Syracuse University ............Boston University Woman’s College of Baltimore BETA PROVINCE Illinois Beta.....................................................Lombard College Illinois Delta............................................ Knox College Illinois Epsilon.............................................Northwestern University Illinois Zeta.........................................Illinois University Indiana Alpha .........................................Franklin College Indiana Beta........................................University of Indiana Indiana Gamma ................................University of Indianapolis Michigan Alpha.........................................Hillsdale College Michigan Beta....................................University of Michigan II B £ BUNGALOW 119 120 Gamma Phi Beta Founded at Syracuse University, 1874. Colors—Fawn and Seal Brown. Flower—Carnation. THETA CHAPTER. Charter Granted, 1897. SORORES IN URBE. Mrs. Grace Evans Shannon Mrs. Ella Jameson Sanderson Mrs, Chellie Stevens Wright Mrs. Florence Hovey Taylor Lindsey Barbee Edith Wallace Margaret McNeill Ruth Wallace Ruth Drake May Schiffer Mrs. Mabel W alker Edwards Mrs. Lucia Pattison Young Mrs. Mary Crary Moore Mrs. Edith Boughton Denious Louise Iliff Florence Slocum Esther Doll Edna Mason Isabelle White Daisy Dillon Lucy Moore Caroline Wolfe SORORES IX UNIVERSITATE Fern Mitchell Helen Wagner seniors. Elizabeth Church Grant Beulah Hood Nellie W oodard Clara Sperry Janet Xewkirk Ora Bowman Mamie Gallup Kathryn Allen Allene Seaman juniors. Mary Woy Effif. Behm Edith Garrigues sophomores. Margaret Carman Mildred Hansen freshmen Helen Carson Win n ie S h u m way Ethel Tucker 121 TOIVEESITY OF BE'Sv'SR trfTITT.r.GlTx PAEK- 301.0. CHAPTER ROLL. Alpha.........Syracuse University Beta.......University of Michigan Gamma.. University of Wisconsin Delta...........Boston University Epsilon.. North western University Zeta.. Woman’s College, Baltimore ALUMNI Chicago Syracuse Boston Eta......University of California Theta......University of Denver Iota.............Barnard College Kappa.. .University of Minnesota Lambda.Universitv of Washington Mu-----Leland Stanford Jr., Univ. CHAPTERS. New York Milwaukee San Francisco f B LODGE 122 MOORE. SMEDLEY. ALTER. KNOWLES. NELSON. WOOD. VAN NOSTRAN. WILLIAMS. McCLINTOCK. AULT. McLEAN. UPTON. WILLEY. PETTIBONE. HECKENDORF. LEE. WOLCOTT. MURPHY. Phi Delta Phi Founded at University of Michigan. 1869. BREWER CHAPTER. Colors: Garnet and Blue. Established at University of Denver Law School. 1902. FRATRES IX URBE. WILBER F. DENIOUS H. C. DAVIS W. H. WADLEY H. H. TANGEMAN C. W. FRANKLIN JAMES H. BLOOD CHARLES S. THOMAS M. SUMMERFIELD EARL M. CRANSTON THOMAS R. WOODROW GEORGE TAYLOR C. M. KELLOGG HENRY J. HERSEY CHARLES CARNINE DAVID PLESSNER MILTON SMITH L. F. BARTELS JOHN M. STEPHENSON WILLIAM E. FOLEY FRANK H. KEEZER SOLON E. SUMMERFIELD HORACE PHELPS REILLY ATKINSON F. S. TITSWORTH HARVEY ROCKWELL R. L. DOUGHERTY W. B. SIIATTUCK H. B. TELLER F. W. BERRY L. F. TWITCHELL G. C. BARTELS R. T. CASSELL ROBERT J. PITKIN E. M. SABIN JOHN T. McCLURE FRED HARRY ARCHIBALD A. LEE FRATRES IN FACULTATE LUCIUS W. HOYT TYSON S. DINES GEORGE C. MANLY JOHN R. NEAL FREDERICK R. WRIGHT FRATRES IN UNIVERSITATE SENIORS. WILBUR M. ALTER WINTON M. AULT HUGH E. McLEAN HENRY L. McCLINTOCK EDWIN T. MURPHY PETER D. NELSON CHESTER E. SMEDLEY WAYNE C. WILLIAMS WALLEN D. VAN NOSTRAN JUNIORS. PAUL F. KNOWLES JULIAN H. MOORE OSCAR K. WILLEY ANDREW H. WOOD RODGER H. WOLCOTT . FRESHMEN. WALTER C. HECKENDORF J. PAUL LEE FRANK A. PETTIBONE ERNEST B. UPTON 124 CHAPTER ROLL. Kent—Law Department, University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, Mich. Benjamin—College of Law, Illinois Wesleyan University. Bloomington, 111. Booth—Northwestern University Law School. Chicago. 111. Story—School of Law Columbia University, New York City. N. Y. Cooley—St. Louis Law School, Washington University. St. Louis, Mo. Pomeroyi— Hastings College of Law, University of California. San Francisco. Calif. Marshall—Law School of Columbian University. Washington. D. C. Jay—Albany Law School, Union University, Albany, X. Y. Webster—Boston University, School of Law, Boston. Mass. Hamilton—Law Depaitment, Cincinnati University, Cincinnati, O. Gibson—Department of Law, University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Pa. Choate—Harvard University Law School. Cambridge. Mass. Waite—Yale University Law School. New Haven, Conn. Fiei.i —Department of Law. New York University. New York City, N. Y. Conki.ing—School of Law, Cornell University, Ithaca, N. Y. Tredf.man—Law Department. University of Missouri, Columbia, Mo. Minor—Law Department, University of Virginia, Charlottsville, Va. Dillon—Department of Law. University of Minnesota. Minneapolis, Minn. Daniels—Buffalo University Law School, Buffalo. N. Y. Chase—School of Law, University of Oregon, Portland, Ore. Harlan—College of Law. University of Wisconsin. Madison. Wis. Swan—Law Department. Ohio State University. Columbus, O. McClain—Law Department, State University of Iowa, Iowa City. Ia. Lincoln—College of Law. University of Nebraska, Lincoln. Neb. Osgoode—Law School of Upper Canada. Toronto, Ontario. Fuller—Chicago-Kent College of Law, Lake Forest University, Chicago, III. Miller—Law Department. Leland Stanford, Jr., University, Palo Alto, Calif. Green—School of Law, University of Kansas, Lawrence, Kan. Comstock—College of Law. Syracuse University, Syracuse, N. Y. Dwight—New York Law School, New York City, N. K. Foster—School of Law. Indiana University. Bloomington, 111. Ranney—Western Reserve University Law' School, Cleveland, O. Langdell—College of Law, University of Illinois, Champaign. III. Brewer—School of Law, University of Denver. Denver, Colo. Douglas—Law School, University of Chicago, Chicago. 111. 125 Alpha Kappa Kappa Founded September 29, 1888, at Dartmouth Medical College. Rho Chapter. Charter Granted January 6, 1903. Colors: Dartmouth Green and White. Fratres in Facultate. JOSIAH N. HALL, M. D. HORACE G. HARVEY. M. D. T. MITCHELL BURNS, M. D. AUBREY H. WILLIAMS, M. D. WILLIAM H. SHARPLEY, M. D. J. C. HUTCHINSON. M. D. JOSEPH H. ALLEN, M. D HENRY R. McGRAW. M. D. HENRY C SMILEY, M. D. Fratres in Urbe. CHENEY R. BAKER H. S. BREYFOGLE, M. D. SHERMAN T. BROWN. M. D. CLINTON H. CATHERWOOD, M. D. WILLIAM B. CRAIG, M. D. FRANK E. ESTES, M. D. EDWARD W. FOX, M. D. P. A. FOX, M. D. CLARENCE M. FROID, M. D. IRA C MIERLEY. M. D. EDWARD F. MULLIGAN, M. D. W. G. MUDD, M. D. SAMUEL. M. OPPENHEIM, M. D. CHARLES E. PATE, M. D. LEE W. PAUL, M. D. THOMAS A- TRIPLETT. M. D. M. G. WELLER. M. D. FREDERICK C. WEN'DECKER. M. D. Fratres in Universitate. FOURTH YEAR. HARTLEY O. BAKER EDWARD C. NAST MICHAEL D. HEALY ROBERT B. PORTER NEIL B. BECK JESSE W. CALKINS HARRY COHN JAY I). DUNSHEE THIRD YEAR. HUBERT H. FRITTS NORMAN C. PRINCE JAMES P. H. RUDDY NATHAN P. WOOD SECOND YEAR. DWIGHT R. ATKINSON FIRST YEAR. CLARENCE H. McDONALD CHARLES E. MORSE SAMUEL J. HANKS • EDWARD L. HAZELTINE 127 CHAPTER ROLL. Alpha....... Beta........ Gamma........ Delta....... Epsilon..... Zeta........ Eta......... Theta....... Iota......... Kappa....... Lambda...... Mu.......... Nu.......... Xi.......... Omicion..... Pi.......... Rho ........ Sigma........ T aw........ Upsilon...... Phi......... Chi......... Psi.......... Omega....... Alpha Beta.. . Alpha Gamma Alpha Delta.. Alpha Epsilon Alpha Zeta.. . Alpha Eta___ ...............Medical Department, Dartmouth College College of Physicians and Surgeons San Francisco, Calif. .................................Tufts Medical College .................................University of Vermont ............................Jeffersonian Medical College ............................Long Island Medical College .......College of Physicians and Surgeons, Chicago, III. ...............Maine Medical School. Bowdoin College ................................University of Syracuse ............................Milwaukee Medical College .....................................Cornell University ............................University of Pennsylvania .................................Rush Medical College ................................Northwestern University .................................Miami Medical College .................................Ohio Medical College ......................................Denver University ..............................University of California ....................................University of South ..................................University of Oregon ................................University of Nashville ..................................Vanderbilt University ................................University of Minnesota ................................University of Tennessee ......................................Tulane University ..................................University of Georgia ......................................McGill University .................................University of Toronto .........................George Washington University ...................................Yale Medical College 128 Omega Upsilon Phi Founded at University of Buffalo Medical School 1894. Colors: Crimson and Gold. Delta Chapter. Established at University of Denver Medical School 1898. Fratres Honorarii. W. C. BANE W. H. BERGTOLD J. M. BLAINE S. G. BONNEY S. B. CHILDS W. H. DAVIS E. F. DEAN C. E. EDSON W. D. ENGLE S. A. FISK E. C. HILL W. A. JAYNE H. G. WETHERILL C. B. LYMAN W. C MITCHELL J. M. FOSTER J. H. PERSHING H. T. PERSHING I. B. PERKINS FRANK ROGERS C. A. POWERS E. C. RIVERS W. J. ROTH WELL HENRY SEWALL J. A. WILDER H. B. WHITNEY. Fratres in Urbe. R. W. ARNDT L. M. BARNEY G. M. BLICKENSDERFER T. E. CARMODY G. L. MUNSON J. C. HERRICK E. W. LAZELL G. K. OLMSTEAD M. E. PRESTON M. H. TAYLOR C. C BELL ELMER McKEOWN VIRGIL THOMPSON SCHULER CRAFT FRANK DUNKEL E. G. SHAFFER E. M. SHEEHAN Fratres in Facultate. H. S. COOPER CUTHBERT POWELL B. I. JOHNSON G. K. OLMSTEAD J. C. HERRICK Fratres in Universitate. H. A. BARCLAY M. C. HARDING C. W. PLUMB G. C. WALLACE C. C. FUSON H. W. AVERILL A. A. NEWBERRY FRANK STEPHENSON GUY ASHBAUGH L. C. WOLLENWEBER SENIORS. B. B. BLOTZ P. E. WIESEL N. B. NEWCOMER P. W. NEWCOMER JUNIORS. B. F. KERN E. D. WARD A. E. SPENCER WILLIAM B. LOUTES G. HOPKINS SOPHOMORES R. S. SABINE FRESHMEN. L. G. WOODFORD 130 W. ZSCHACH PAUL LEYDA GEORGE LEE BOWCOCK i OMEGA UPSILON PHI. CHAPTER ROLL. Alpha........................................University of Buffalo Beta......................................University of Cincinnati Gamma.......................................Albany Medical College Delta.........................Denver and Gross College of Medicine Epsilon.........;..............................New York University Zeta............................................Trinity University Theta........................................University of Colorado lola............................................Cornell University Kappa......................Cooper Medical College (San Francisco) Lambda.........................................Columbia University Mu...........................................Miami Medical College Northwestern University 131 Psi Omega From Left to Right. BRADY. BASHOR. McKEE. EVANS. HARRIES. SMEDLEY. BLOCK. MONTGOMERY. SINTON. HEITLER. MeNtUTT. CROSS. SCOGGIN. 132 Psi Omega i Founded at Baltimore College of Dentistry, 1892. Colors : Light Blue and White. Mu Chapter. Established University of Denver, Dental Department, 1897. H. W. BATES, D.D.S. Fratres Honorarii. W. A. BRUBAKER. D.D.S. J. C. SCOTT, D.D.S. Fratres in Urbe. W. 'A. BRIERLY, D.D.S. W. A. FLINT. D.D.S. E. A. GOODWIN, D.D.S. H. F. HOFFMAN. D.D.S. A. T. ARTHUR, D.D.S. E. P. LEWIS, D.D.S. H. P. GREEDY, D.D.S. D. A. HOPKINS. D.D.S. R. P. McGEE, D.D.S. W. E. SANDERSON, D.D.S. J. I. LAUGHLIN, D.D.S. H. W. LYNN, D.D.S. Fratres in Facultate. W. T. CHAMBERS, D.D.S. J. S. JACKSON, D.D.S. A. SILVERSTEIN. A.B., M.D. F. J. CARMODY, M. D., D.S.. D.D.Sc. Fratres in Universitate. SENIORS. D. A. BLACK J. M. BRADY J. H. WADDELL R. A. BASHOR V. C. SMEDLEY W. M. McKEE H. B. EVANS K. K. CROSS JUNIORS. A. F. MONTGOMERY W. E. SINTON M. M. McNUTT A. W. HEITLER J. F. HARRIS FRESHMEN. W. J. SCOGGIN 133 PSI OMEGA DENTAL FRATERNITY. CHAPTER ROLL. Alpha...................Baltimore College of Dental Surgery, Baltimore, Md. Beta....................New York College of Dentistry, New York. N. Y. Gamma...................Pennsylvania College of Dental Surgery, Philadelphia. Pa. Delta...................Tuft’s Dental College, Boston, Mass. Epsilon.................Western Reserve University, Cleveland. O. Zeta....................University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Pa. Eta.....................Philadelphia Dental College, Philadelphia, Pa. Theta...................University of Buffalo. Dental Dcp’t., Buffalo. N. Y. Iota....................Northwestern University, Chicago, 111. Kappa...................Chicago College of Dental Surgery. Chicago, 111. Lambda..................University of Minnesota. Minneapolis, Minn. Mu......................University of Denver, Dental Department, Denver, Colo. Nu......................Pittsburg Dental College, Pittsburg. Pa. Xi......................Milwaukee Medical College, Dental Dep’t, Milwaukee, Wis. Mu Delta................ Harvard University, Dental Dep’t, Cambridge, Mass. Omicron.................Louisville College of Dental Surgery, Louisville, Ky. Pi......................Baltimore College of Medicine, Dental Dep’t, Baltimore, Md- Beta Sigma..............College of Physicians and Surgeons, Dental Dep’t, San Francisco, Calif. Rho.....................Ohio College of Dental Surgery, Cincinnati. O. Sigma...................Medico-Chirurgical College. Dental Dep’t, Philadelphia, Pa. Tau.....................Atlanta Dental College, Atlanta. Ga. Upsilon.................University of Southern California, Dental Dep’t, Los Ange- les. Calif. Phi.....................University of Maryland, Dental Dep’t, Baltimore. Md. Chi.....................North Pacific Dental College, Portland, Ore. Psi.....................College of Dentistry. O. M. U„ Columbus. O. Omega...................Indiana Dental College. Indianapolis, Ind. Beta Alpha..............University of Illinois. Chicago, 111. Beta Gamma..............George Washington University, Washington. D. C. Beta Delta..............University of California, San Francisco, Calif. Beta Epsilon............New Orleans College of Dentistry. New Orleans, La- Beta Zeta...............Marion-Sims Dental College. St Louis, Mo. Beta Eta................Keokuk Dental College, Keokuk, la. Beta 1 heta.............Southern Dental College. Atlanta, Ga. Gamma Iota..............Georgetown University, Dental Dep’t, Washington, D. C. Gamma Kappa.............University of Michigan. Dental Dep’t. Detroit, Mich. ALUMNI CHAPTERS. New York Alumni Chapter.......................New York City. N. Y. Duquesne Alumni Chapter.......................Pittsburg. Pa. Minnesota Alumni Chapter......................Minneapolis, Minn. Chicago Alumni Chapter........................Chicago. 111. Boston Alumni Chapter.........................Boston, Mass. Philadelphia Alumni Chapter...................Philadelphia. Pa. New Orleans Alumni Chapter....................New Orleans, La. Los Angeles Alumni Chapter....................Los Angeles, Calif. Cleveland Alumni Chapter......................Cleveland, O. Seattle Alumni Chapter........................Seattle, Wash. Portsmouth Alumni Chapter.....................Portsmouth. O. 134 DELTA SIGMA DELTA. Brewster. Parker. Terry. Burgerson. King. Knight. Smith. Adams. Neill. Hering. Johnson. Pullen. Fields. Weinberger. Coover. Delta Sigma Delta Fraternity Phi Chapter. Founded 1905. University of Denver. Dental Department, Denver, Colo. Deputy Supreme Grand Master. LYMAN D. MATHEWS, D.D.S.. H. Fratres in Facultate. W. R. GARRESTON. M.D., D.D.S.. E. Fratres in Universitate. seniors. W. J ADAMS O. A. BURGERSON C. W. COOVER R. N. PULLEN JUNIORS. H. H. FIELDS F. D. JOHNSON A. O. KNIGHT J. L. SMITH R. A. PARKER FRESHMEN. T. D. TERRY F. N. BREWSTER E. L HERING A. A. KING S. J. NEILL B. W. WEINBERGER 136 Delta Sigma Delta Fraternity. Founded at University of Michigan, 1882. Colors Turquoise Blue and Garnet. Detroit Auxiliary. Chicago Auxiliary. Minnesota Auxiliary. Philadelphia Auxiliary. Auxiliaries. Pacific Auxiliary. Indiana Auxiliary. Kansas City Auxiliary. St. Louis Auxiliary. Pittsburg Auxiliary. Subordinate Chapters. Alpha....................University of Michigan. Dental Dep't, Ann Arbor, Mich. Beta.....................Chicago College of Dental Surgery, Chicago, 111. Gamma....................Harvard University, Dental Dep’t, Boston, Mass. Epsilon..................University of Pennsylvania, Dental Dep’t, Philadelphia, Pa. Zeta.....................University of California, Dental Dep’t, San Francisco, Calif. Eta......................Northwestern University, Dental Dep’t, Chicago, 111. r Theta.................... University of Minnesota, College of Dentistry, Minneapolis, Minn. Iota.....................Detroit College of Medicine. Dental Dep’t, Detroit, Mich. Kappa....................Vanderbilt University, Dental Dep’t, Nashville, Tcnn. Lambda...................Western Reserve University, Dental Dep’t, Cleveland, O- Mu.......................Tuft’s College. Dental School, Boston. Mass. Nu.......................Kansas City Dental College, Kansas City, Mo. i......................Indiana Dental College. Indianapolis, Ind. Omicron..................Marion-Sims Dental College, St. Louis, Mo. Pi.......................University of Buffalo, Dental Dep’t, Buffalo, N. Y. Rho......................University of Illinois, Dental Dep’t, Chicago, III. Sigma....................Pittsburg Dental College, Pittsburg. Pa. Tau......................Ohio College of Dental Surgery, Cincinnati. O. Upsilon..................Washington University, Dental Dep’t, St. Louis, Mo. Phi......................University of Denver, Dental Dep’t, Denver, Colo. Chi......................University of Southern California, Dental Dep’t, Los Angeles, Calif. 137 Pi Beta Phi, 1885. Beta Theta Pi, 1888. Sigma Alpha Epsilon, 1891. Gamma Phi Beta, 1897. Psi Omega, 1897. Omega Upsilon Phi, 1898. Phi Delta Phi, 1902. Kappa Sigma, 1902. Alpha Kappa Kappa, 1903. Delta Sigma Delta, 1905. 138 Publications Annual Board ✓ Perhaps it will be of interest to many members of the University to know something of the history of their publication. To our knowledge “The Kynewisbok” has never published the complete history of the Clarion. Now in the “Archives ’ or safe of the University are filed away copies of most of the issues of the U’s publications. Way back in the corner one can see a small page, written on both sides by hand, with here and there a cartoon inserted by the artist’s own pen. The phenomenal feature of this, the first publication, was that it was written entirely by hand, and each copy was passed from editor to editor until the whole was completed. The name of this paper was “The Denver University Weekly Peanut,” the first issue of which came out in September, 1882, and as far as we can find, only three copies were issued. At that time University Park, with its splendid buildings and equipment, was unheard of, but the Denver University, under the name of the Colorado Seminary, was located in the building now occupied by the College of Music. After the “Weekly Peanut” was suspended, another publication was not started until the following year. At this time a few “Greek majors” got together and decided to get out a permanent publication. This they partly succeeded in doing, for in September, 1883. appeared a single sheet, printed on both sides, called the “Oreopsus.” This paper ran through the year without a break, but for some reason or other it was not started again the next session. For two or three years the University was without an “organ.” In the early 90 s another paper was started called the “Hesperus.” This paper had fairly good success, running for three consecutive years without suspension, and later, off and on, until 1902, when a paper called the “Bulletin” was started in opposition. For some reason the “Bulletin” gained nearly all the students and “roped” every obtainable “ad.” so after one issue the “Hesperus” suspended, “forever and anon.” The new paper came out in an eight-sheet magazine form, the first time a publication in D. U. tried to be more than a two-sheet pamphlet, and as a consequence the paper was thrust into bankruptcy. The following year “The Clarion” absorbed it, and since that time has remained under the same name. The paper, under this cognomen, has met with repeated success, until now it comes out as a sixteen-page. “every week” journal. M2 The University Clarion A LIBERAL MAGAZINE PUBLISHED WEEKLY IN THE INTEREST OF THE STUDENTS OF THE UNIVERSITY OF DENVER. Entered at the P. O. at Denver as seeond-elass matter. N. Elmo Woodard..............Editor in Chief Geo- C. Gilman......................Manager J. Reimer Espy...........Assistant Manager Gilman Espy....................Publishers Office, 1646 Arapahoe, Room 5. Littlefield-McSiiane Printing Company, 1646 Arapahoe St. Telephone, Pink 137. CORRESPONDENTS. Clara Sperry...... Beulah Hood...... Tim Murphy....... Charles Morse---- Charles Hawke.. Stanley Hunter.. H. W. Renick.... Jack McNutt...... Florence Spencer ......Liberal Arts ----Literary Editor .......Law School ____Medical School ..........Athletics ..........Exchanges Preparatory School .....Dental School ..........Personals Subscription, per year, $1. Those who have watched the career of the “Clarion” during the past year can readily see that the staff has not failed in its duty to bring out a paper which shall form one more link in the chain that joins the heroic obscurity of the past with the greatness and perfection of the future. One step in advance that has been taken this year is in regard to the circulation, which is two times larger than at any time within the history of the publication. Another event, however, of which the “Clarion” management is more justly proud, was the successful culmination of the Clarion prize story contest, which resulted in the awarding of the large sterling silver loving cup to Miss Mary E. Stevens, ‘09. The policy of the paper this year has been to give every organization and every individual a square deal. We have en- 143 deavored not to represent any faction of the school or a fraternity, or a group of fraternities, but the student body as a whole. We believe that what the “Clarion” of the future should and will strive for, is to become the real live organ of the professional schools, as well as the School of Liberal Arts. While the ideal cannot be attained in a single college year, we believe that the staff of ’o5-’o6 has made one great step nearer the desired goal. We wish to thank the faculty and student body for their support this year, and certainly hope that it will be handed down to our successors, whoever they may be. “Here's three times three” for the future Clarion.” Our hearts and support are with you. Gil and N. E. W. 144 145 President.................................................ROY CLARK Vice President..........................................J. H. SLUTZ Treasurer and Secretary.................................A. L. AULIC 146 An important factor in the development of a well rounded education is the religious influence which surrounds the student. We, the students of the University of Denver, may well pride ourselves that Christianity is not relegated to some distant corridor, but rather is a prominent factor in student life. The aim of the Association is to create a spirit of universal brotherhood, and to promulgate the principles of Jesus Christ. We do not require that the student conform to any particular creed, but we do desire that his friendship for Jesus be kept in good repair. In carrying out these principles we support a weekly meeting, and endeavor to stimulate Bible and Mission Study. Our membership has increased and we have many reasons to believe that the religious sentiment is more intense in the student body. 147 CABINET. President............... Vice President.......... Corresponding Secretary Recording Secretary_____ Treasurer .............. Executive Board. ........................ETHEL PARKS ..................HENRIETTA CARSON .........................EFFIE BEHM ......................MABEL RUSSELL ......................ETHEL ODGERS Religous Meetings Bible Study ..... Missionary ....... Membership ....... Inter-Collegiate .. Finance ......... Social ........... Room............ Committee Chairmen. ......................JULIA DOUGHTY ....................ETHELWYN HAYES .......................ALICE BARTON ...................HENRIETTA CARSON .......................EFFIE BEHM .......................ETHEL ODGERS ........................LAURA BEYER ....................BERTHA GULLETTE MRS. TAGGART MRS. ILIFF MISS BUCHTEL Advisory Board. HAINES MRS. HAWKE. MRS. ENGLE MISS BEGGS MISS PACKARD The one organization which tends to unite all the women of the College in a common interest is the Young Women’s Christian Association. This has been a very prosperous year for the organization. It has had a larger membership, and the girls have all been very much interested in the meetings and in the different branches of work. The success is due to the fact that each member of the cabinet, in truth, each member of the organization, has done her best to make it what it should be. This year the enrollment in the Bible class has been larger than that of any former year. Four classes were organized for the purpose of studying the Gospel of John. All felt the work done in the classes to l)e very helpful. The Y. M. C. A. supports a girl in one of the missions in China, and a Christmas box is sent each year to a mission school in Albuquerque to the girls whose homes are not as happy as ours. Parlor talks have been given throughout the year by some of the prominent women of the city. These talks have been found to be very beneficial as well as interesting. The officers for the ensuing year have been elected and everything points to a successful future, with hopes of winning more girls in this great work 148 Y. W. C. A. CABINET. |u lufUytnPtntftt) Gcgrucndet 1904. Devise: Immcr lustig voranl Sehutzpatron: Der Dachshund. Ha! Ha! Ha! Wir sind da! Die lustigen Deutschcn. Ja! Ja! Ja! Wo? Wo? Wo? Hicr! Hier! Hicr! Die lustigen Deutschcn, Das sind wir! Pracsident ... Vice-Praesident Sekretacrin ... Schatzmcister ., HERR EDWIN G. GREEN ..HERR GUY HAMMITT ...FRL. EDNA SCHEIDT ...HERR JULIAN HOWE U N'TF.R H AT.TU N GS - Ko M ITF.E. FRL. A. DOUGHTY FRL EFFIE BEHM Mitgliedf.r. VORSITZENDER HERR GUY HAMMITT FRL. ANNA ALLSEBROOK FRL. MABEL CARLSON FRL. ABBY DOUGHTY FRL. JULIA DOUGHTY FRL. ETHELWYN HAYES FRL. AGNES HEALY FRL. LOTTE HILDEBRAND FLR. GLENN JONES FRL. JENNIE MOORE FRL JANET NEWKIRK FRL KATHERINE STOCKER FRL. ETHEL TUCKER FRL. LYDIA WILBER FRL GRACE WIRT FRL. MARY WOY FRL. LORENA BEAVER FRL. EMILY KAPPES FRAU HEUSING HERR KENNETH ALLEN HERR WM. COTTRELL HERR GUY HAMMITT HERR JULIAN HOWE HERR THOMAS HORTON HERR WM. TEMPLIN HERR MELVIN GIPF. HERR EDWIN G. GREEN HERR E. W. STOLTE HERR BENJ. EITELGEORGE HERR WM. PRUTER HERR CHAS. W. STERLING Dachsund! Dachsund! da! da! da! Dachsund! Dachsund! ja! ja! ja! Unser Schultzpatron ist er! Die lustigen Deutschen lieben ihn sehr! 150 President...............................................................ARTHUR WHITE Vice President.........................................................MARGARET CARMAN Secretary ............................................................. HELEN WAGNER Treasurer ...........................................................ALLENE SEAMAN ARTHUR WHITE MARY WOY MARGARET CARMAN ELIZABETH CHURCH GRANT LAURA BEYER ETHEL ODGERS HELEN WAGNER WILLIAM HEUSTIS ETHEL PARKS CLARA SPERRY MISS PACKARD Members. MISS MILLER MRS. POLLOCK ALLENE SEAMAN ANNA CHARLES LOUISE PECK HELEN MUGRAGE MINNIE WILLIAMS AGNES HEALY MARJORIE CLINE GRACE DEISHER STANLEY HUNTER 151 MEMBERS OF CLUB. FIRST TENORS. A. J. CHARLES J. H. SLUTZ SECOND TENORS. I. E. CUTLER L. M. FORD BARITONES. J. N. GIBBS PAUL VOSBURGH BASSES. T. J. SALTER O C. HAWKE DIRECTOR. PROFESSOR I. E. CUTLER PIANIST. W. J. CONKIE SOLOIST. ORA LEE BOWMAN READER. MISS ORA SHRADER MANAGER. ARTHUR E. WHITE ITINERARY. 1905. Florence, December 26. Pueblo. December 27. Colorado City. December 28. 1906. Longmont. March 19. Loveland. March 20. Ft. Collins, March 21. Greeley. March 22. Boulder, March 23. C. H. COBERLY N. E. WOODARD B. EITELGEORGE J. P. LEE G. F. JEFFRIES A. E. WHITE E. G. GREEN E. S. WEI ST 52 Ginns. woodard. lee. white. green, jeffries. cutler. VOSBURGH. HAWKES. TORI). KITELGEORGE. DICKERSON. SLUTZ. HAWKE. VVEIST. Organized 1905. Colors—Crimson and Black. OFFICERS. Hubert S. Howe .Ora L. Bowman . M. Laura Beyer President............... Vice President.......... Secretary and Treasurer Ora L. Bowman Hubert S. Howe Arthur E. White Susie B. Winton Alta Stewart Edson D. Ault Archibald B. Bonner Inez Byers Nellie Woodard MEMBERS. Paul L. Vosburgh M. Laura Beyer Grace Deisher Julian O. Howe James G. Edwards Pearl Welpton Martha Welpton Ralph W. Smith Earl A. Hemphill 154 OFFICERS. President...........................Alfred James Charles '09 Secretary-Treasurer...........Stanley Armstrong Hunter ’09 MEMBERS. Herbert E. Russell James Edward LeRossignol Edwin George Green, 06 Ethelwyn Mae Hayes 06 Forrest Jeffries ’o6 Clarence James Baker '07 Edward Rosseter Mugrave 'o7 Charles Clifford Hawke ’07 Wade Dinsmore Alter ’o8 Robert Hugh Hopkins ?o8 Margaret Elsie Ayers ’09 Otho S. Bowling ’09 Rollie W. Bradford 09 Alfred J. Charles 09 Charlotte G. Hildelrand 09 Stanley A. Hunter '09 Rutii Morrison 09 Tne Kttr wiwW jk Ghes$� . 55 The Chemical and Physical Society The Chemical and Physical Society was organized in March, 1905, with eleven members. The purpose of this Society is to discuss and follow the work of the leading scientists of the day. This object is attained by reviews of scientific journals published in America and abroad. There is also a course of lectures delivered by men prominent in scientific work. The lectures are given every month at public meetings. Among the lectures that have been delivered are: “Enzymes”.......................................Prof. V. I. Daniels “Optical Projection” Illustrated....................Dr. Westhaver Lantern Slide Making”..................................Dr. Ling “Radium and Its Chemistry”..............................Dr. Engle “Astronomical Spectroscopy”.............................Dr. Howe Physics and Physiology”.............................Dr. H. Scwall “Soil of Denver”...,.................................Prof. Cannon The Society at present numbers twenty-six active members. President........................................Dr. J. B. Westhaver Vice President.......................................Prof. V. I. Daniels Secretary and Treasurer..............................F. E. C. Williams 56 The College Debating Club The Debating Club, which was organized for the distinct purpose of giving the college men an opportunity not only to develop the ability of public speech-making and debate, but also to enable them to become adepts in parliamentary law, has closed a successful year in its history. The meetings throughout the year have been well attended and the sessions have received the hearty co-operation and support of every member. The following is a list of the meetings held and debates given: September 29, 1905. Question: “Resolved, That the study of the classics is more necessary than the study of the sciences for a liberal education. Affirmative: Slutz and Woodard. Negative: Finn and Mugrage. Decision in favor of the negative October 6, 1905. Question: Resolved, That money, the gathering of which was conceded to be unethical, harms the cause to which it is given. Affirmative: Jeffries, Martin and Hunter. Negative: Fonkcn, White and Bowling. Decision in favor of the affirmative. October 13, 1905. Question: Resolved. That the vote of the United States in the Portsmouth Treaty was a violation of the Monroe Doctrine. Affirmative: Bris-sendon, Martin and Bowling. Negative: Hopkins, Dickerson and Vosburgh. Decis- ion in favor of negative. October 20. 1905. Question: Resolved, That physicians are more detrimental than lawyers to the community. Affirmative: Lewis and Hunter. Negative: Pitts and Bradford. Decision in favor of the negative. November 3, 1905. Question: Resolved. That the tendency of the American women toward modem club life is detrimental to church and family life. Affirmative-Lee, Horton and Johnson. Negative: Baker, Tcmplin and White- Decision in favor of the affirmative. November 10. 1905. Question: Resolved that the increasing tendency toward small families is for the best interest of the American people. Affirmative: Mug-rage, Lewis and Veazie. Negative: Fonken, Finn and Bowling. Decision in favor of negative. November 24, 1905. Question: Resolved that if it is necessary, it is better for a young man to borrow money to pay his expenses while attending college than to take up outside work to pay his way. Affirmative: Hickish and Lee. Negative: Vosburgh, Veazie and Mugrage. Decision in favor of negative. December 8, 1905. Question: Resolved, That governmental control of railroad rates should be extended. Affirmative: Lee and Templin. Negative: Dickerson and Savage. Decision in favor of affirmative. February 2, 1906- Question: Resolved, that the prohibition reform is moving backward. Affirmative: Mugrage and Templin. Negative: Horton and West. De- cision in favor of affirmative. February 9, 1906. Question: Resolved that the American game of foot ball should be dropped from the list of college sports. Affirmative: Baker, Hopkins and Hunter. Negative: Lee, Clark and Kellog. Decision in favor of negative. February 16, 1906. Question: Resolved, That protective tariff should be removed by the American government. Affirmative: Bowling. Fonkcn and Johnson. Negative: Kellog, Lewis and Finn. Decision in favor of affirmative. March 2. 1906. Question: Resolved, That the demands of Germany in the Morocco case should be granted. Affirmative: Horton and Fonken- Negative: Pitts and Templin. Decision in favor of the negative. 158 March 9, 1906. Question: Resolved, That the eagle should be replaced by the stork as the national bird. Affirmative: Pitts and Horton. Negative: Vcazic and Slutz. Decision in favor of the negative. March 30, 1906. The Railroad Rate Regulation Problem was debated by the following: Messrs. Brissenden, McGintock, Veazie, Pitts, Baker and Horton. The latter program was carried out as a practice contest, preliminary to the great Utah-D- U. debate about to be held, in which Denver University will be represented by Messrs. Veazie, McClintock and Brissendcn. Officers. President........ Vice President.. Secretary ....... Treasurer ....... Sergeant at Arms .ARTHUR J. LEWIS .THOMAS HORTON .....J. H. SLUTZ WILLIAM TEMPLIN ....CARL VEAZIE 59 § Top row from left to right. Ethel Anderson, Della Parker, Vera Hawke, Lloyd Evans, Marcia McKay, FranklinGlovcr. Walter Knowles. Middle row. Emma Ebcrley, Muriel Steele. Mabel Russell. Anna Guthrie, Helen Spalding. Shirley Lewis. Jennie Day, Jeanie Braidwood. Bottom row. Raymond Taylor, Philip Miles, Hawley Stirling, Joseph Dere, John Gooldy, Kenneth Allen, Martin Young. Ewart Rulison. ADEL PH IAN LITERARY SOCIETY I Founded June, 1898, by E. B. T. Spencer. Colors—Light Green and Wine. President..............................Kenneth Allen Vice-President...........................Mabel Russell Recording Secretary...............................Anna Guthie Corresponding Secretary........................Shirley Lewis Treasurer..............................Hawley Sterling Sergeant-at-Arms..........................Philip Miles Chaplain...............................Walter Knowles Attorney...............................Raymond Taylor Critic.................................... Vera Hawke MEMBERS. Ethel Anderson Kenneth Lewis Della Parker Franklin Glover Marcia McKay Lloyd Evans Walter Knowles Vera Hawke Muriel Steele Mabel Russell Emma Eberley Helen Spalding Shirley Lewis Anna Gutiirie Jeanie Braidwood Raymond Taylor Jennie Day Hawley Sterling Joseph Dere Philip Miles Kenneth Allen Martin Young John Gooldy Philip Dere Ancel Pjenaluna Ewart Rulison Elsie Vanoegrift Nellie Gooldy Thomas Collister Annie Russell Ray St. John 161 ZETALYTIIIAN CLUB President..... Vice-President Secretary .... Treasurer.... OFFICERS. .C. T. Vincent . A. J. Ham man .... L. M. Ford C. W. Swayze MEMBERS. A. L. Aulick G. W. Morgan L. A. Turpin C. A. Bailey H. D. Rose K. Whxtford D. F. Moor G. J. Abbott J. N. Gibbs C. F. Day Benj. Eitelgeorge H. E. Kelsay Chas. McCullough W. H. Pruter E. W. Stolte J. F. Sinclair F. Roberts J. E. Weaver E. S. Weist Everett Wallace 163 @r t ncal 164 Oratorical Association LOCAL OFFICERS. President .....................................................ARTHUR E. WHITE Vice President........................................................OLIN P. LEE Secretary and Treasurer.........................................SUSIE B. WINTON STATE OFFICERS. President........................................A- E. HARPER. Colorado College Vice President..............................A. E. WHITE, University of Denver Secretary-Treasurer .................EUGENE BICE. Colorado Agricultural College JAMES B. TRUE. First Place in I-ocal. OLIN P. LEE. Second Place in Local. Second Place in State. Local Oratorical Contest College Chapel, Friday Evening. February 2. 1906. Program. 1 Piano Solo..................................................Selected Miss Anna Ray Charles. 2. Oration .............................................Wanted—A Man Arthur Lewis. 3. Oration................The American Indian's Rights to Consideration Ralph W. Smith. 4. Vocal Solo.................................................Selected Miss Pearl Welpton. 5. Oration..........................................The Martyr of Liberty Rollie W. Bradford. 6. Oration..................................The Thermopylae of America James B. True. 7. Violin Solo................................................Selected Miss Lucile Short. 8. Oration................................Henry Clay—A Character Study Olin P. Lee. 9. Oration..........................................An Uncrowned King Stanley A- Hunter. JUDGES. THOUGHT AND COMPOSITION. Bishop H. W. Warren. Prof. R. H. Beggs. J. D. Dillenback. DELIVERY. E. E. McLaughlin. W. P. Miller. J. D. Dillenback. Decision of Judges: First Place. James B. True. Second Place. Olin P. Lee. 166 State Oratorical Contest Denver. Colo., February 23, 1906. Program. 1. To the Spring......................................................Grieg Miss Edna Stickney. 2. Truest Patriotism...................................Raymond C Farmer Colorado College. 3. Henry Clay—A Character Study...............................Olin P. Lee Denver University. 4. Reversal of a Policy of Injustice........................E. J. Iddings Agricultural College. 5. Serenade ...........................................................Root D. U. Glee Club. 6. The Voice of the South................................James C. Calhoun Colorado College. 7. The Thermopylae of America................................James B. True Denver University. 8. Free Men...................................................Fred L. Petty Agricultural College. .9 The Sweetest Flower that Blows.....................................Hawley D. U. Quartet. JUDGES. THOUGHT AND COMPOSITION. Rev. J. Monroe Marklcy. Dr. Orcn B. Waite. Hon. John A- Rush. DELIVERY. Frank J. Annis. F. L. Grant. Decision of Judges: First place. E- J. Iddings. Second place, Olin P. Lee. Freshman-Sophomore Oratorical Contest College Chapel. January 29. 1906. 1. Oration ..........................................William Tyndale Paul West. 2- Oration .................................The Thermopylae of America James B. True. 3. Oration...............The American Indian's Rights to Consideration Ralph W. Smith. 4. Oration .....................................The Martyr of Liberty Rollie W. Bradford. 5. Oration ......................................An Uncrowned King Stanley A. Hunter. 6. Oration...........................................Wanted—A Man Arthur Lewis. JUDGES. N. Q. Tanquary. H. V. Johnson. A. B. Hyde. Decision of Judges—First Place. Rollie W. Bradford. Second Place. Stanley A. Hunter. 168 i6g “Minerva Verses Venus” A Three Act Comedy, Written for the Occasion by Miss Lindsey Barbee and Presented by the Gamma Phi Beta Sorority, February 16, 1906. DRAMATIS PERSONAE. Mrs. Gilbert............................................Mrs. Francis Lester Grant elder daughter to Mrs. Gilbert...............................Ora Bowman (A Browning Fiend.) Kitten, younger daughter to Mrs. Gilbert.............................Kathryn Allen (A college pet.) Marion Wood, niece to Mrs. Gilbert...............................Edith Garrigucs (A follower of Minerva.) Molly Moore, a graduate...........................................Nellie Woodard Margery Moore, sister to Molly..........................................Mary VVoy (Gifted in domestic lines.) Edna Prescott..................................................Margaret Carmen (Athletically inclined.) Winifred Loomis...................................................Allcne Seaman (Athletically inclined.) Miss Mehitabel Biddle..................................................Helen Wagner- (An advocate of woman's rights.) Gwendolyn Ainslce......................................................Mamie Gallup (Given to poetry.) Alice Allen ) (......................................Clara Sperry Bertha Wright [ Sophomores ....................................... Janet Newkirk Bess Bradley ) (......................................Effie Behm Emily ( ..................................................Ethel Tucker Ruth Freshmen }........................................................Helen Carson May (........................................Wintered Shumway Nora, the maid.......................................................Mildred Hansen “Dick” Lawrence, a P. G...............................................Julian Moore “Jack” Winthrop, of Harvard..................................................Charles Thibodeau “Billy” Benton, captain of the varsity team...........................Thomas Salter “Bobby” Taylor, a Freshman......................................Archibald Bonner Time—The Present. Place—University Park SYNOPSIS. Act I—Library in Mrs. Gilbert's home. [Opening of the Fall Term.] Act II—Dick’s and Jack’s den. [Two weeks before the Thanksgiving game.] Act III—Conservatory in Mrs. Gilbert’s home. [Christmas night.] Performance given under the business management of Miss Fern Mitchell, assisted by Miss Lucy Moore- Play staged and directed by Miss Beulah Wood. 170 Senior Class Play June 13, 1905. THE RIVALS. Sir Anthony Absolute.......................................Walter C. Keckendorf Captain Jack Absolute..............................................J. Paul Lee Sir Lucius O’Trigger............................................Julian H. Moore Bob Acres....................................................Harry C Warner Faulkland .......................................................Henry W. Allen Fag. servant to Captain Absolute.................................Dorr Amerman David, servant to Bob Acres.....................................Chester A. Wolff Thomas, coachman...............................................Julian H. Moore Mrs. Malaprop............................................... Margaret R. Frink Lydia Languish...........:...................................M. Grace Twombly Julia........................................................Grace A. Stephens Lucy ........................................................... Bess M. Wilson SYNOPSIS. ACT I. Scene 1—A street in Bath. Scene 2—A dressing-room in Mrs. Malaprop’s lodgings. ACT II. Scene 1—Captain Absolute’s lodgings. Scene 2—The North Parade. ACT III. Scene 1—The North Parade. Scene 2—Mrs. Malaprop’s lodgings. Scene 3—Acre’s lodgings. ACT IV. Scene 1—Mrs. Malaprop’s lodgings. Scene 2—The North Parade. ACT V. Scene 1—Julia’s dressing-room. Scene 2—King’s Mead Fields. Lohmann's Orchestra. 171 The Great Catastrophe Given by the Oratory Classes for the benefit of the Oratorical Association, June if 1905- CAST OF CHARACTERS. Jack Kennard—an ardent lover...................................Arthur White I ennis Miiiiken—who caused the catastrophe.....................Harry Wren Ben Trap—English coachman with expectations...................Lyle Gaither Robert Drew—the old man himself.............................Philip Dowling Violet Drew—his daughter.....................................Grace Deisher Dorothy Primrose—a governess with nerves.......................Ora Shrader Tilly Craig—a stage-struck maid..............................Edith Garrigues ACT I. Drawing-room of Mr. Drew’s house. Time—The present. ACT IL Same as Act I, a week later. Music by Miss Anna Charles and the Quartette. DRAMATIC RECITAL. Three Comedies by Students in Oratory. March 9. 1906. WHICH IS WHICH. Scene—Mr. Capper’s studio. HELEN AND MODUS Scene—Corridor in Master Walter’s Castle. Time—Seventeenth century. A CHRISTMAS CHIME. Scene—Library in country home of the Terrills. CHARACTERS. WHICH IS WHICH. Mr. Capper—An artist without money......................Mr. Stanley Hunter Mr. Paddles—One of his creditors..........................Mr. Ralph Smith Mr. Gargle—His uncle..................................... Mr. L. L. Gaither Miss Pestle—Wealthy ward to Mr. Gargle..................Miss Bertha GuIIette M iss Bingham—Companion of Miss Pestle....................Miss Helen Rowell Mrs. Mills—Housekeeper for Mr. Capper......................Miss Grace Sharp HELEN' ASD MOD US. Helen...................................................Miss Ailenc Powers Modus...................................................Mr. Frank Van Dyk A CHRIST.MAS CHIME. Joe Terrill....................................... Gladys Terrill—His wife........................... Ted Owen—Friend of the Terrills................... Dolly Wakelee—Also a friend....................... ...Mr. Wilbur Steele ....Miss Effie Bchm Mr. Raymond Sechrist .....Miss Mary Woy 172 Fruehlingsfestvorstellung DER LUSTIGEN DEUTSCHEN. Ausgefuehrt von der Kaiserlichen-Koeniglichen inlaendischen und auslaendischen Theatertruppe in der AULA. Regie: Herr Green. Herr Howe. Frl. J. Doughty. Frl. Scheidt. Soiifflcurin: Frl. Wirt. 1. Klaviervortrag aus Tannhaeuser: Frl. L. Dobson. 2. Pantomine: Des Saengers Fluch—Uhland. PERSONEN. Der Koenig: Herr Gipe. Die Kocnigin : Frl. Wilber. Das Saengerpaar: Herrcn Cottrell und Howe. Die Hoeflingsschar: Erl. Allsebrook. Beaver, Carlson. Die Krieger: Herren Templin und Allen. Die Saenle. Herr Stolte. Vorlesende: Frl. Hayes. 3. Liedervortrag: Frl. Ora Bowman. 4. Vortrag aus Faust: Frl. Scheidt. 5. Kinder-Symphonic: Haydn. 6. Rede Herr Henning. 7. Liedervortrag: Frau Consul Plehn. 8. In Civil: Schwank in cinem Akt von G. Kadelburg. PERSONEN. OBERST Von HARTEN HENNY SEINE TOCHTER MAJOR Von RUTHENSTEIN OBERLEUTENANT Von WALDOW unter guter Mitwirkung des weltberuchmtcn Komikers HERRN GUY HAMMITT. als Fritz, Bursche bei Harten. Ort der Handlung: Oberst v. Hartens Wohnung. Zcit: Heute. Anfang: 8 Uhr. Ende: 9 . Uhr. Wachrend der Vortracge bleiben die . Turen geschlosscn. HERR EITELGEORGE FRL. HILDEBRAND HERR HORTON HERR GREEN 1 3 ATHLETICS 174 OUR NEW COACH The University of Denver has signed a contract with Mr. John P. Koehler as Director of Athletics for next year. Mr. Koehler took his Bachelor's degree at the University of Nebraska, where he played center on the famous Nebraska football team for three years. He then went to the University of Chicago, where he took his Master’s degree and played tackle and end for one year on the Chicago University team. He then entered the Chicago Theological Seminary, the Theological Seminary of the Congregational church, where he took the entire course and was graduated in 1904. While a student in the Chicago Theological Seminary, he was assistant coach at the University of Chicago. Mr. Stagg. the well known coach of the University of Chicago, became greatly attached to Mr. Koehler, and commended him to the University of Denver as the best man he knew for all around athletics. For two years Mr. Koehler has been coach at Lawrence University, Appleton, Wisconsin, where he has made a football team that has defeated all the colleges in the 75 northwest, excepting only the teams of the big nine. These great teams have played Koehler’s men every year in practice games. The commendations of Mr. Koehler show him to be precisely the sort of man the University of Denver has been seeking, that is a coach who stands for clean athletics and clean living. In the University of Denver, scholarship and character are the fundamental matters, and athletics is counted a means to the great ends of scholarship and character. Mr. Staggs commendation of Mr. Koehler as his first choice among all the coaches whom he knows will settle the question of Mr. Koehler's rank in the estimation of all college men. The President of Lawrence University says Mr. Koehler is a man it gives him pleasure to heartily recommend. The professor of English in that school says Mr. Koehler has few equals as an athletics director; that he is a successful teacher, speaking German as fluently as he speaks English; and that he both looks like a man and lives like a man. Another professor says the athletics of Lawrence University has been wholesomely regulated and has shown the best results under Mr. Koehler, and that too much cannot be said in praise of his personality. The estimate of the students in the football number of the college paper will be considered the final word for students: “Mr. Koehler is a coach whom the squad admires as a man. He stands for all this is pure and clean in athletics and practices what he preaches. He knows football from A to Z, and his careful work with the individual men is shown by their knowledge of the fine points of the game. He gives every man a “square deal” and no man has ever made one of his teams through favoritism. Mr. Koehler is the best coach Lawrence has ever had.” From all this it is evident that the University of Denver went after Mr. Koehler with considerable enthusiasm. It would have been impossible to secure him, however, if the University had been located in a small town. The best coaches and brainy students always crave the stimulus which comes from life in the city which is full of push. Mr. Koehler will do some Christian work in the neglected parts of the city on Sunday. Mr. Koehler will be a member of the faculty at University Park. From 8 to 10:30 every forenoon he will give lessons in physical culture to men exclusively at University Hall. From 11 to 12:30 he will teach German as assistant to the professor of German. In the afternoon he will give lessons in physical culture to the men in the professional schools of the University at Fourteenth and Arapahoe, and in the Colorado College of Dental Surgery, excepting when he is coaching teams in the open. On those days he cannot be at the Haish building. He will have all the men in the University out in the open when conditions are favorable, at the Denver University field, practicing football, baseball, basket ball, and all the features of track athletics and outdoor sports. The coming of a man of Mr. Koehlers quality means much to the students and it means much for athletics in Colorado. It is. of course, the purpose of the University to keep Mr. Koehler in service for a long time. 176 VICTOR ATHLETIC GOODS We carry the most complete line of Sporting Goods in the city, including the HAYWOOD TROUT FLIES, IMPORTED ENGLISH FLIES, Split Bamboo Jointed Rods, and other best grade Rods. Our Baseball Goods are Officially Recognized by the National. American and Sixteen Minor Leagues. We know of no higher endorsement that could possibly be made. We recommend our line of TENNIS GOODS for 1906 as the best we have ever produced. Our line of GOLF CLUBS this season embraces the “VICTOR-SPECIAL ’ extra fine; THE VICTOR NO. 1 QUALITY. We also handle a complete line of Golf Balls, Caddy Bags, etc. The Victor Official Intercollegiate Football is the most perfect ball yet produced, and the model has been approved by the most noted college coaches and players. All of our Football Goods are highly recommended by the leading colleges of the country. Besides the above-mentioned we carry a complete line of BASKETBALL, FENCING, INDOOR BASEBALL, BOXING GLOVES, AND GENERAL ATHLETIC SUPPLIES THE WHITNEY SPORTING GOODS CO., Distributors McPHEE BUILDING, 17th AND GLENARM STS., DENVER i 8 I H 8 FOOT BALL SQUAD. A- C. vs. lorado Col iversity o£ vs- C. at Denver. tab vs- D. U. at Salt Lake. olorado Washbu incs v O. U. at Denver. D. U. at Colorado Springs . U. at Den ver-r _ U. at Denver. U. at Denver. i8i SINTON RENICK t McNUTT WILLEY y mi BULKELEY 182 183 BASKET BALL TEAM. BASKET BALL. The basket ball team, while laboring under many disadvantages, had a rather successful season. They had no support from the Athletic Association and but little support from the students. The players were required to hire their own hall and pay their own expenses. They had no coach, and as but two had had any experience this was a great disadvantage. Those winning their D’s were Steele (capt.) guard; Sechrist, guard; Charles, center; Neill, forward; Hawke (mgr.), forward. Mr. Ray Sechrist has been elected captain for next year and with the support of the Athletic Board and students and the aid of a good coach we can put out a winning team. The record of the team is as folows: U. of U. of U. of U. of U. of U. of U. of U. of U. of U. of U. of U. of U. of D. 39 D., 22 D., 20 D., 22 D., 20 D., 22 D., 68 n., 42 D., 26 D., 14 D., 43 D., 10 D., 24 Colo. Springs Y. M. C. A., 30. Arvada H. S., 9. Whitney S. G. Co., 16. Professional Schools, 47. Greeley, 64. School of Mines, 49. U. of D. Preps, 14. E. D. H. S., 29. Idaho Springs, 40. Georgetown, 47. News-Times, 26. Longmont A. C., 16. Aggies, 50. The record shows that the team met the strongest teams of the state and won six out of thirteen games played. Owing to the lack of a suitable place to play home games they were forced to play nine of the games on their opponents’ own floors. The “subs” to whom a great deal of thanks are due were C. Sterling. H. Sterling, St. Clair, Cline and Dickerson. GIRLS’ BASKET BALL. The young ladies team was organized very late and played but one game, that against the Aggie girls, which was won by a score of 13 to 7. The team encountered the same difficulty that the boys’ team did— that of the lack of a suitable place in which to practice and to play games. The team lined up as follows: Misses Gullette and Cline, forwards: L. Short (capt.), running center; Carlson, center; G. Short and Watson, guards. Miss Beardsley, who did the hard work in getting a team started, was ill during a greater portion of the season and unable to play. 186 L. SHORT (Capt.). CARLSON. CL I NR. (i. SHORT. WATSON. Co. B. C. F. C. R. .....CARL ANDERSON ..........JULIAN HOWH. ............MR. KFT -- ...... . W. W. STERLING D ERE M. BRYAN L. ___ ■ r-_ — KELLOG ___W. M. KNOWLES HOPKINS ........-...P. R- I— LARGE -...........HUBERT HOWE ---BENJAMIN EITELGEORGE ............ARTHUR LEWIS PAUL BRISSENDEN LEWIS C. O. TEM FUN H. E. KELSAY J. E. WEAVER J. E. SINCLAIR T_M. E OR O BASE BALL i 189 BASE BALL SCHEDULE. U. of C. at Boulder March 31. C- C. at Denver, April 7. School of Mines at Denver, April 14. U. of C. at Denver April 20. C. A. C. at Denver April 21. Denver Western League at Denver April 26. Sacred Heart at Denver April 29. School of Mines at Golden May 5. C. C. at Colorado Springs May 21. C. A. C. at Ft. Collins May 28. 190 Oh, That was a Lovely Gridiron Game at the New Park BY CLASSICUS. The announcement that Denver University and the Agricultural College would play a game of football according to the new rules, with no roughness or fierce playing. led me to go out to see the contest of last Saturday. I heard also that Denver University had a new athletic park and wished to dedicate it by playing the game accord • ing to the most modern, up-to-date style of polite playing. Naturally I took great interest in the new style of play which follows, somewhat closely, the rules laid down by George Adc and other devotees of the game. The very spirit of Chesterfieldian courtesy seemed to be inches deep in the atmosphere, for the grandstands were full of bowing, scraping students, and nothing like antagonistic yells could be heard at any time. The yells were chosen with the especial design of expressing the literary and classic spirit of the new rules, and were interesting, indeed. When the stands were filled the D. U. rooters led off with their newest yell like this: “Ibsen, Gibson, Scott and Pope. Long on brains and short on dope.” Then the Aggie rooters came back w ith: “Brains and muscle, brains and muscle, We’re the boys to do it gentle.” Another yell in which both sides indulged frequently was: “Nice and friendly, nice and friendly, We’re the boys to do its gently.” Such an exchange of polite yells left nothing to be regretted and there was the very finest of feeling when the two teams came on the field at 3 p. m.. each stopping at the sidelines in two rows and giving to their opponents the Chautauqua salute-Then the players advanced to the middle of the field, where the umpire accomplished introductions all 'round, some of the opposing players making engagements for literary meetings and discussing the latest novels of Shaw with extreme animation. Before play could begin each player's scholastic record was carefully examined-as each player’s average in marks must be above “90.” Each player was required to hand in a thesis of forty-five pages on “The Aesthetic Elements of the Renaissance,” and then the teams squared off for play. Captain Hamilton of the Aggies won choice of the goal by naming the most Italian poets of the Augustan age, and the players were carefully instructed by the referee and umpire. The teams were to touch each other as little as possible and to avoid even brushing an opponent’s clothes. In case of two downs not making the required five yards, the players opposing might settle the third down by some kind of a mental test, such as repeating Bacon’s essay on “Idols.” Captain Foley of Denver was not in the game, and when I inquired about it I was told that he had a knee wrenched sometime ago, in the days when the game was played roughly. He sat on the sidelines and took great interest, however, and translated nine pages of Virgil during the progress of the game. In anticipation of the literary flavor of the game the rooters all brought volumes of ancient classics, some even bringing encyclopedias along. These proved very valuable. The play started briskly under the new rules, and the Aggies had advanced the ball nearly twenty yards when the play was stopped by a fierce dispute between Metzger of D. U. and Smith of the Aggies, each claiming that the umpire had failed to introduce them prior to the game. Investigation showed this to be true, and after a formal introduction the game again started. It was thrilling to see the players tiptoe up to the line, carefully receive the ball and then gently shuffle about to find an opening or sidle off to one side and walk briskly toward their opponent’s goal. This kind of play nearly took the grandstands off their feet with excitement. It carried a thrill and sent the blood tingling through the veins. Meanwhile the game proceeded with Chesterfieldian dignity and Addisonian simplicity. The players sidestepped, bowed and scraped, and from the two lines could be heard in politest tones: “Ah. pardon me.” “Thanks.” “Please step a-side.” igi “Did I hurt you?” “Please let me help you?” “After you.” “Indeed, how surprising.” Captain Foley, from the sidelines, grew very nervous when the play got warmed up a little and called on his men to play more gently. They responded nobly. Once the Aggies started a fine play and were carrying the ball by yards when two Denver University men stopped everything by getting into an argument. Investigation showed that it was Pruder and Webb, hotly disputing over whether Bacon or Shakespeare wrote “Hamlet.” This has long been a literary feud between them, I am told, and their keen and animated discussion was delightful. Play was finally resumed, however, and once, when Willey called the D. U. signals, beginning. “Shakespeare, Bums, Byron and Macaulcy,” an Aggie challenged his right to call Bums an English author. The umpire decided that Bums was properly a Scottish author, and Thomas of the Aggies was allowed to make the goal. It was apparent from the first that the players were having a hard time to keep from plunging in and playing a fierce game, and this, I was told, was due to the fact that they had so recently played the old style of football, and that this was their first real important game under the new rules. The second half showed far more spirit and the men all got into the game, sometimes shoving each other around for a whole yard. This was excused, but once the men forgot themselves. The oldtime form came back and Harman of D. U. grabbed the ball and smashed right into the Aggie line and went ahead for five yards, plowing his way through, shoving and squirming, while the players congregated about him and squeezed and tugged and fell in a great mass of arms and legs, piling up on each other in fearful fashion. It was sickening. Women fainted in the grandstand, men on the sidelines turned away from the awful sight, while several reporters threw their copy paper down and fled from the field. Some pugilists watching the game from the sidelines came near swooning and had to be taken home to their mothers. The officials tore their hair in rage, but there was no stopping the play until Harman had made fifteen yards. Then each side was penalized twenty-five yards, as both were equally guilty, and when the umpires had completed the penalizations it left the ball where it was in the beginning. A little later Rcnick took a fine literary tip from Willey and skipped around for a touchdown, while Ashby, soon after that, walked through the Aggies' line for a second touchdown, repeating “To be or not to be” as he went. The only unpleasant feature of the game came when Dumke claimed that Witte had stepped on his toe. The imprints of Witte’s shoe were found on Dumke’s shoe, and the umpire finally allowed him to remain in the game on condition that he would not he guilty of a like offense again. This ended the game and Denver had a victory. The rooters for Denver gave three ’rahs and then sang, Gently On the Way We Go.” and the classic game was ended. 192 4 Miscellaneous 193 194 I Saint Patrick’s Proposal (prize story.) The youngei son of the Regans was born on the seventeenth of March in the year—well it doesn’t matter so much about the year and perhaps ,he’d a little rather you didn't know his exact age. for fear you’d think he was old enough to “know better” in some things. Anyway it was on the seventeenth of March when this young son wailed his first wail—and of course he was called Patrick—had to be called Patrick, not because there was anything particularly suggestive in the tone of his wail but because it was the anniversary of the good old saint of that name. There were times though when the elder Regans feared that perchance they had made a mistake— had they deferred the selection of a name till the development of their offspring’s disposition had shown a decided turn, a name other than Patrick would have been conferred. But what could they expect from a boy whose hair was—nay call it not red—it wasn’t red, it was that delightful tint of auburn, that glow- ing shade which bespeaks a character of like disposition for the possessor—a disposition by the way much to be coveted. So there! So it was the anxious parents were much relieved when, shortly after his advent into university life, their younger son wrote home that he was now generally known as “Saint Patrick.” And the aged couple smiled in satisfied pleasure—at last their boy was proving his worth. What matters it that the standard of judgment of university students i$ not identical with that of those at home or that the prefix “Saint” doesn't necessarily symbolize those attributes whose qualities the word might convey to parental minds. It was after Saint Patrick was pledged to the Gamma Nu’s that the good fraternity members desirous of pleasing their late pledge by demonstrating their concern in his personal happiness, suggested that on the seventeenth of March he should propose marriage to one, Violet Meekley; said proposal to be accomplished at University Hall in daylight—no moonlight nor shaded parlor lamps to figure in the same. “But boys,” remonstrated Saint Patrick, “she is the one girl I care anything about.” “Exactly,” smirked the delighted band of Gamma Nus. i95 “Don’t yon think it is a little early in the game for a thing of that sort—you know she will refuse,” protested the miserable Patrick. “Then she will be refusing a saint.” they grinned in gleeful unison. “And if she accepts”—came faltcrihgly from the frightened Saint. “And if she accepts”-----echoed the fraternal chorus with diabolical relish. “If this is to be a joke,” he wailed desperately, “why can't I take some other girl, any girl but Violet.” “Violet Meeklev is the girl we have chosen,” came the decisive reply. “But it’s not fair to her,” protested Saint Patrick with a touch of defiance. “I say, suppose she does accept.” “Marry her!” “Break the engagement!” “Get a divorce!”—came the mingled answers as the boys l egan to move away, but one parting hint there was that brought joy to the distressed one’s heart, and Saint Patrick repeated it with a monstrous sigh of relief. “By Jove! She can wait,” and he chuckled again to echo that redeeming thought. But things are not so simple as they seem, a proposal being certainly no exception, especially if said proposal is an appointed task—so decreed by relentless fraternity boys. Saint Patrick blushed and trembled when he met Violet on the stairs on the eventful morning, but he sought to gain boldness in a little pleasantry. “Why, Violet, you’re not a bit loyal,” he exclaimed. “How about the wearin’ o’ the green; green and Violet go beautifully together.” “That’s good of you to put it so kindly—I was wishing for a badge, but if my greenness is so apparent I guess a lal el is not needed.” “That sounds almost Irish, and with my badge I think you’ll pass,” laughed Patrick. “As I am already known for what I am. I can very well do without it.” “I do so love the Irish,” Violet said impulsively as he pinned the bit of green on her shoulder, but in the awkward pause that followed, she wished she hadn’t said just that. It would have been an auspicious opening for Patrick but he lost his opportunity by asking abruptly, “You like John Markham, don't you ?” “Of course—I think lie’s an awfully nice boy, Violet answered wonderingly. “I expect he could make you awfully happy”—he paused and Violet still wondering, but suspecting mischief somewhere and not wishing to miss any fun felt her way with a preliminary sigh as she said wistfully— “I’m afraid there’s no hope in that direction. Patrick.” And poor Patrick’s chin dropped as he perceived the meaning of her words. “I knew it—I knew it”—he wailed miserably to himself, 196 and Violet looked up at him with dancing eyes as starting down the steps she said: “But why don't you speak for yourself, John?'’ And John Markham, who had been detailed to watch developments in the case suddenly turned up from somewhere, though with a careless air of just having happened along, and, with a look of great surprise at hearing his name, inquired of Violet if she had called. Receiving no answer to the inquiring look she directed at Patrick, Violet marched off with John and left the chagrined Saint biting his lips in his confusion. ♦ “Was it yes or no?'’ demanded the chorus of fraternal Gamma Nu’s that evening as they surrounded the uncomfortable Patrick, but John Markham came to his rescue as he was about to frame an evasive reply and generously declared that as he himself had somewhat bungled affairs he would move that a respite be granted, the time to be extended to April first. And so it was agreed, each boy taking his turn in wishing Patrick the best of success in his suit. But after all it didn’t simplify matters any, for as the stipulations expressly required the proposal to be made at University Hall, the bewildered suitor probably would not see Violet at school before the last day of the respite, as to-morrow she would go home for spring vacation, not to return sooner than a day or so before the first—an arrangement not overlooked by the wise frat members in allowing such leniency. “Violet, I don’t believe I’ve wished you happiness yet, have I? But then there is some excuse when you've been away.” “Why Patrick! I though you always wished me that and surely my absence wouldn’t interfere.” “That’s just it, it does interfere materially—but I must try to forget. And I do wish you and John good luck. You deserve to be happy and Markam surely is a capable fellow.” “Oh, Pat, you’re trying to 'April fool’ me—what’s the joke you silly?” “April Fool is the proper name for me,” he added fervently. “Not quite that Pat, but you truly are foolish if you think John and I—Why I hardly know him, and anyway he loves Elsie.” “Then why did you say, ‘Why don’t you speak for yourself John,’ St. Patrick’s day.” “Probably because Longfellow didn’t say Pat—I had to quote accurately.” 97 And Patrick kissed her on the spot—that spot directly south of her saucy nose and sometimes designated as a tempting mouth. At the same instant there sounded from opposite sides of the corridor an uncertain number of simultaneously and diversely uttered “Oh’s” and when the happy couple turned in guilty surprise they were surrounded by a laughing band of Gamma Nu’s with accusing fingers pointed toward Saint Patrick and his lady. In his happiness, forgetting to he embarassed, the lucky suitor ex- tended one hand to the band of conspirators and holding Violet’s with the other exclaimed joyously. “Congratulations, fellows, she’s mine!” '‘Why Patrick;” objected the blushing Violet. “My child,” ‘ beamed Patrick, “there are ways of proposing, and ways of proposing, and still ways of proposing.” And Violet meekly agreed with him. Mary E. Stevens. 198 The Report Card PRIZE POEM. • $ With beating pulse I pluck thee from the pile That on the office table lies. The while My cardiac muscles fiercely palpitate, ’Tween joy and dreadful fear I alternate. Why should 1 fear, thou noxious pasteboard IT, With strange inscriptions, strange figures writ? Why should Dire Terror perch upon my brow Insensate Card! Despised, pernicious Thou! Trembling I gaze upon thee and scan o’er Thy curious varied marks—I tremble for No Smitliers yet have flunked and I must not Upon the family scutcheon cast a blot. Incom. Now what’s the meaning of this sign? My Spanish note-book was not in on time And C-o-N. Methinks this must mean here Continued in our next, the coming year. Now surely in this English I will gain A mark that’s worthy of our family name. I here deserve some ninety-nine or eight These former insults to alleviate. I look! Ah! what is this that greets my eyes, ’Tis but a P that my fond glance belies. Now does it stand for Perfect or for Poor? It ought to stand for Perfect I am sure. Avaunt delusive hopes. I find alas ’Tis nothing but a scanty niggard Pass. ’Tis ever thus in Life’s entangling maze We gain but Passes where we merit Praise. —Irene Louise Hunter. 199 A Memory (honorable mention in story contest.) “Still sits the school house by the road, A ragged beggar sunning, Around it still the sumachs grow, And blackberry vines are running.” How well T remember it; the old stone school house, set back a little from the roadside, and half hidden among the sheltering maples. Twilight was curtaining the old place with shadows, but slanting beams of glory touched the tops of the trees, turning them to gold, wonderingly from the grass, as I passed up the walk. I was glad that it was evening, for, softened by the fading light, all seemed much the same. The old door panel, cut and carved with the initials of several generations—ah, yes, here were my own, interlaced with some others; the broken windows, festooned with dusty cobwebs; even the ivy on the crumbling walls, a little denser, perhaps, but otherwise the same. With a gentle hand I pushed the door open; it creaked dismally on its hinges as I did so—so Time had not stood still with the old place, after all. How quiet it all was! How strange and yet how familiar! The battered seats were arranged just as they had been, when years ago I had entered, a bashful boy, and had stood by the master's desk. There it was, that same desk, on a small platform, in front, just as of old. I tiptoed across the room and took my old seat—third from the end at the right. How natural it seemed. I turned suddenly at a whirring sound, expecting to see the mischievous boy who had been my seat-mate. Pshaw, what was I thinking about; there was no one there, of course. It was only a stray bird that had wandered in and was beating its wings helplessly against the ceiling. It grew darker; the objects in the room became indistinct and finally faded away in the darkness. Outside: The myriad voices of the night. Within: Dreams, darkness, ghosts of the past. The last time I had been in this room, what a contrast! There was a country dance at the old school house, all was merry and bright. It was in the winter, crisp snow everywhere, the wind crying—as if in pain. But we, how happy we were, what matter if it was cold and gloomy without; within all was joyous. Old Joe was there with his violin. He had fairly outdone himself that night, and we had danced, danced until the wan stars had disappeared entirely Star-eyed daisies gazed 200 and the lanterns, gleaming in the rafters, were no longer needed. Then, wildly hilarious, we had whirled home in the sleigh, across the glistening snow. One by one the different couples had been left at their respective doors until we were alone. Something had occurred, some trivial thing, and we quarreled. The remainder of the ride was finished in silence. ♦ . ' I had not heard from her since, nor seen her, save once—when in a crowded street someone had passed, someone very much like her. Then had come news of her approaching marriage. Strange I had not minded then—but now! ♦ • I rose from my cramped position at the little worn desk, and crossed to the other side of the room. Here was her seat, directly in front of the master’s desk, and there in the top of her desk was a little hollow. I remember the day when I made that little place—for her to keep flowers in—flowers that I had brought her. A childish fancy, incomprehensible to the stern old master, but so fraught with meaning for us. I went to the door and looked out. All was still. At the foot of the path was a moss-rose bush. I hurried down to it, and then with my hands full of the scented spoils, I returned and filled her desk. “Humph, I’m glad I didn’t have to go to school in this old shack —a jarring voice broke in upon the stillness—“and so John used to go here, did he?” the speaker continued—“that was before my time, wasn’t it?” “Maybe lie’s here now. John! John!’’ and a mocking feminine voice echoed through the dusty room. I did not answer her. but only crouched further into the shadows. The door slammed shut, and the voices died away in the summer dusk. I waited silently. At last I rose and went out, closing the door reverently. The evening sky was studded with stars. Far off, a bird’s cry was heard, then silence again. I went slowly down the walk to the road without looking back. I went on and on, then moved by a sudden impulse I turned to take a mute farewell of the old school house and its memories. Louise Starr Peck, ’07. 201 Hello! Red Mars! (HONORABLE MENTION IN POEM CONTEST.) Hello! red Mars, o er God’s great line Of boundless ether, speed the sign! Are you another world like this, Replete with woe or full of bliss? Do you try voltages, and flash Vibrating thought with dot and dash? Speak to us through the wireless deep And rouse us from this heavy sleep! Does reason hold unhampered sway Or do you fight—and do you pray ? Say, do your people love and hate, Or merelv iust equilibrate? Hello! red Mars, are you ahead, Delivered from this strife for bread— Delivered from the thrall of kings; From superstition’s blighting stings? Are all your people on a plane Above this awful rush for gain? Are robbers heroes—when they’re great— And does ‘‘Force” rule your every state? Do appetites and passions base Rule as on earth, a feeble race. And through the ages long and old Have you adored a thing called gold? In misty cycles, vast with years, Have you, embroiled in blood and tears Wrought out your destiny and fate? Left us behind—your running mate? Speak to us in the voice of Light Unfold this mystery of Might. And tell us, whither do we go? Solve this great problem—do you know? Is conscious life unceasing force That through the ages runs its course Moulds plastic matter for decay. And races on. with no relay? Tell us, red Mars! Reciprocate. Nor let us further speculate. Send the pure rays that we may know The wondrous glory’s after-glow. Teach the great lessons we would learn. Nor longer our entreaties spurn. Thus, God and Truth and Love and Light Will be the “Morning’’ of our “Night.” J. G. Abbott. 202 t OUR FAVORITE- $3 To-night there was a full moon. I have not slept, one cannot sleep when there is a full moon. For then the shadows come and they look so wonderful, and the brook murmurs so softly, and the dogs howl in the village, and the goats are wakeful and shake their heads, and one's thoughts travel with the moon. One does not know oneself where their thoughts go. They go. The moon is all alone there in the night, she says nothing to the stars, for in the morning the stars are no longer there. They burn up every night completely. In the morning there is no longer any trace of them, they are placed there anew, often many more than in the preceding night. They are not the same every night and not always in the same place. Indeed to whom ought the moon there, say anything. She has no one. She has none whom she watches, for everyone is sleeping when she is there. Everything lies sunken in slumber. Only Soare and Evanghelu—we are awake. Extract from In der Lunca—A Roumanian Idyll. von Carmen Syi.via. 203 (Trails, by C. E. E.) Scientific Snyder and Social Sargent Bennie Snyder, a staid and scientific senior, had , basked in the smiles of Maisie Stuart, queen of the junior “fairies” for some time, and had thus far taken her to every number of the lecture course. Although there was no understanding between them, lie took it for granted that her affection for him extended further than the limit of friendship. One Reggie Sargent, a flunking freshman, was also pleasantly considered by Miss Stuart. However, his calls were less frequent than those of Snyder, he understood that the glad hand would be extended to him whenever he rang the Stuart’s front door bell. Much to Snyder’s discomfort and peace of mind, a knowledge of this was thrust upon him, when he and Sargent happened to call the same evening. “Am I number one, or am I figurative at all?” Snyder asked himself on his return home from this occasion. “Does Maisie Stuart have a preference for me, or a preference for that ‘Chappie boy’ Sargent? Whichever way it is, she is an artist in her concealment of the fact,” continued he, soliloquizing, standing before the open fireplace, his feet wide apart, hands deep in his trouser pockets, and his eyes fixed in a stony stare on the fagot’s flame, as it shot up and sent a cheery, mellow light over the room. Did Snyder note its cheeriness? Ah no. “I'm going to call again to-morrow night,” said he determinately, “and find out whether it’s going to be that foppy freshman with his pink tea culture or yours triily.” Snyder knew science from Alpha to Omega. He could have handled a proposition in mathematics or chemistry but in the realms of society he was not cosmopolitan. The following night at the hour when people as well as ghosts walk with silent tread, Snyder's room mate was aroused from the depths of his magazine by someone stamping through the hall. The door to his room opened with a rush and closed with a bang, and there, painfully erect, stood Snyder, but with a countenance so weak it wobbled. “Is she loving you in the same old way?” asked Finley, his roommate. “Love!” disdainfully answered Snyder. “Oh yes! with a smile so witheringly sweet, and a ‘Bennie dear, don’t ask me yet she loves me to desperation.” “Cruel wretch.” answer Finley, making the effort of his life to avoid laughing. “I’d like to have hold of that impertinent freshie. who imagines himself eligible to the privileges of an upper class man. I’d make him realize that it was the sad end of a mis-spent life,” said 204 Snyder, throwing himself at the big Morris chair with emphatic deliberation. For at least five minutes he sat, head in hands. Finally jumping to his feet, as with a rush of bright ideas to the head, he walked to his writing desk and pulled out an envelope saying, “Here’s where I'll fix him, I’ll give him a chance to prove himself worthy. If he does, then I’ll step down and out.” The envelope contained three theater tickets. Reserving two for himself and Sargent, he mailed the other to Miss Shiller, Stuart’s new servant, who smiled on no one in particular and everybody in general. He also enclosed a card bearing this inscription: “Meet me there. She did. As she gave one last glance in the mirror, she said to herself: “I'm the poetry of motion. Wonder if he’s easy.” With this she sallied forth and was sitting in state in the seat by the one Sargent expected to occupy when he entered. ‘’Here at last,” said she coquettishly, as he adjusted his hat and sat down, supposing it was he who had sent the ticket. “Yes,” replied he with his usual dapper style, ready to start a flirtation, at the same time turning toward her not knowing whether it was a case of mistaken identity or not. The play went on with great interest, so did the flirtation. Snyder in the seat by Sargent was all interest in the play (?) “You’ll have to excuse me,” whispered Sargent to Snyder, “I’m going to escort this lady home. She’s an old school friend of my sister’s, you know,” thinking Snyder as well wrapped in the play as he thought himself wrapped in sheep’s clothing, and at the drop of the curtain was lost in the crowd, bearing the lady on his arm. The next morning Miss Shiller was dreamily washing the Stuart’s breakfast dishes, when Miss Maisie entered the kitchen. “Had the swellest time last night,” began the maid, “After the theater a Mr. Sargent took me to McCune’s cafe for lunch. He tried to make me believe his name was Richards, but I got one of his cards and it read Reginald J. Sargent. Gee! he was a good looker. You ought to see him!” Miss Stuart spoke two or three attempted words and left the room. The conversation between Miss Maisie and her mother is better unknown, but that evening when the bell gave three familiar rings, Mrs. Stuart responded. “Is Miss ---------,” but Sargent was interrupted. “Yes,” replied she, “You may see Miss Shiller by going around to the kitchen door.” 205 The Colorado Range Far bove yon pine-clad hills where fades the day, Serene, majestic, tow'ring to the skies, Oft where the storm king holds his mighty sway, The snow-clad summits of the Rockies rise. Silent they stand in majesty sublime, Waging ne’er ceasing battle with the storm; Unconquered victors, monuments of time, The weight of ages on their shoulders borne. Sunrise and sunset their summits glow, Save when the gray clouds on the mountain’s breast, O'er vale, and canyon somber shadows throw; As on the beetling granite cliffs they rest. Far ’mongst the rocky wastes and glist’ning snows, Unbroken silence in the fastness reigns; Save when in dark abyss, the storm wind blows, And mountain snowbirds sing their sweet refrains. There oft I wandered on a summer morn, In alpine meadow fresh with vivid green; Where sparkling lakelets on its bosom borne, Reflect the landscape in their silver sheen. Here the gay primrose flaunts its crimson head. And blue forget-me-nots the air perfume; The snow-white cowslips o’er the meads are spread, And Arctic poppies in their beauty bloom. Deep in the fastness of those massive peaks, What wondrous tales of ages past are told; The voice of Nature through the silence speaks; The many changes of her world unfold. Oh, vale, and mountain, forest, cliff and wood. And hills, the glory of our God declare; He who on yonder heights alone has stood. Must feel thy presence there. —William Heustis. 206 “What Might Have Been” ’Twas the evening of the annual local oratorical contest and the chapel of University Hall had never before witnessed such a sight. The assembly hall of the dear old U. had never dreamed of as great a gathering. Even Dr. Roberts room was packed with enthusiastic auditors and the outer hall was tilled from the statute of Abraham Lincoln to that of Daniel Webster by those who had been disappointed in gaining admittance. Amidst the deafening applause of the mighty throng, no class yells could be distinguished, but one had now often a faint sensation of the different yells. Hats were thrown high in air; the slanted floor groaned beneath the oppression of a thousand stamping heels and the pigeons in the belfry had to coo extra lullabys and work overtime in putting the nestlings to sleep that night. But suddenly all is still—the first speaker has been announced and is now wending his way through that crowd which blockaded aisle and steps until he reaches the platform. The audience listens spellbound to a masterful oration well delivered and at its close once more bursts into enthusiastic applause. Just then however, something happens. You experience the delicious sensation of being whirled through space and finally of alighting on Mother Earth. You rub your eyes, shake your foot that has been asleep and look around to see what magic has wrought the change. The audience has departed miraculously and only the empty benches remain to tell of its former presence. In a minute you fully recover consciousness and remember that, lulled to dreamland by the monotonous tones of the last speaker you have suffered yourself to enjoy a quiet nap and your awakening has been occasioned by the incessant chattering of a couple to your rear, which noise your fancy interpreted as the applause of a great audience. Yes, it is true. There in front are the faithful few who boasted of complimentary ticket. And scattered around back of them are the contestants, trying to look unconcerned as to the outcome and arrayed in all the glory of purple and fine linen. There, too, are the three judges, suppressing a yawn and looking bored. And yes, there is the President of the oratorical contest worrying how the programs and the rented palm can Ik paid for by such a crowd. The little pile of glistening silver on the table at the door offers no solution—and as the President looks it over he discovers a lead quarter and two Canadian dimes. But just then the contest is over and during the long interval following the judges retreat, you are entertained with a faint yell somewhat resembling “Pretty bum and Rickety Rack! Here we come! Don't sit on that Tack!’’ The first 207 line starts off quite strongly but the famous Freshmen yell once more dies a languishing death in the second line. And now the judges are back, the decision is announced and as you emerge from the chapel door you notice a contemptuous look on the features of Daniel Webster which your eye had never before comprehended, and further down the hall poor Abe Lincoln looks sad and careworn and your fancy depicts a tear glistening in each eye. And now you arc out under the blue firmament once more and you wonder why in a good old college like your alma mater, you have to resort to the humiliating necessity of dreaming of enthusiasm and crowds and class yells with such an “abundance of good material” in a material form around about you. 208 Thou too sail on, O Kynewisbok! We know too well the pains we’ve took; We know what hands have writ thy lays, And those who wrought for days and days And what a smudge and what a smoke Was clustered ’round each little joke— Sail on sail on! Ye have our tears, And worst of all, ye have our fears That if the dollars roll not in, The Annual Board will lose their tin. Sail on, sail on! Ye have our fears; Our hopes, our prayers, sometimes our tears Are all with thee, are all with thee. 209 French vs. Oratory ACT I. Time—n :oo a. m. Place—Miss Packard s room. (Miss Sperry leaves class room.) Miss Packard: “Where is she going—after a book?” Class: “No, I think not.” Exit Miss Packard. ACT II. Time—11 :oi a. m. Place—Chapel. (Mrs.--------reading. Enter Miss Packard by rear door. Spvs Miss Sperry calmly sitting in front seat enjoying reading. Walks majestically down center aisle.) Miss Packard (haughtily) : “Miss Sperry, did I excuse you from class?” Miss Sperry (weakly) : No mam! But can’t I slope if I want to?” Miss Packard (emphatically) : “No.” Exit Miss Packard followed closely by Miss Sperry. ACT III. Time—11145. Place—Miss Packard’s room. Miss Sperry remains after class to explain the slope system to Miss Packard. 210 University Dictionary Faculty—A collection of Seniors gone to seed. Seniors—The crowning glory of the University. Juniors—A can of condensed egotism doled out in small spoonfuls to the faculty. Sophomores—The wise men of the University. Freshmen—Owners of green campus ticket. Exam.—An instrument of torture applied by the Faculty. Cramming—A mental repast after a prolonged fasting. Flunk—A mark of appreciation bestowed by Profs on favorite pupils. Pull—A short circuit on a Prof's affections. Pony—A beast of burden to carry students along untrodden paths. Chapel—A breathing spell for the weary. Condition (also con.)—Popularly explained as the grade between excellent and perfection—technically tears and execrations, and sometimes a ticket home. Boarding House—An adjunct of the Univ. which can be distinguished by the lean and hungry look of persons seen there. Diploma—A sheepskin. B. A. Ba-a. 211 PROBLEMS OF YOUNG MEN. Arch-b-ld B-nn-r: “Stripes and plaids will continue to be worn this season. However trousers of plaids will be cut bias and stripes will run bayardere instead of up and down. We would suggest that a pair in one of these styles, together with a poker-dot tie of some cheerful shade, worn with a black and white bull dog would be quite the latest shriek.” W-Ib-r St-1-: We fear that the “tired feeling” that you speak of results from cardiac weakness. This frequently shows itself in a desire to take long daily walks. Such cases are hopeless unless taken in time. G— rg- J-ffr—s: You are all right; everyone else is mistaken. B-rr Fr-nch: No, there is no book entitled “The Reveries of a Married Man,” married men don’t have time for reveries. R-lph Sm-th: No, the young woman made no mistake when she said to you, “And all the world wondered that you passed,” although she did make a mis-quotation. . J—n L- B-rt: That's right Jean; just stay at home with papa and mamma while you are going to school. If you get in a scrape they can help you out. W. W. M-ll-r: Whereas, it is fitting, insofar as it is any way possible for the youth of America to receive a higher education at one of our temples of learning, I, fully conscious of your extraordinary brilliancy and unprecedented fluency, advise you to continue in this University to impart to others, as far as possible, some few of your many gems of thought. W-ld- C-nk-: Color in ties is largely at the option of the wearer, but at the same time should be chosen with due regard to the feelings of others. The Soliloquy of the Annual Manager Nothing to do but hustle. Only dun upon dun, Taking a lay off to rustle, Ads that never will come. Doing the town for money, Ah, mel The Eternal No! Rustling—Oh it’s not so funny, Not much—Oh! where is the dough? E’en from dawn of daylight Down to the close of day. Continually boring some poor man. Each night, alas, only to say: “Naught; fool, thou hast nothing collected This printer’s bill to pay.” 213 r Amor Frasority Founded 4,000 B. C Beta. Omicron, Zeta, Phi. Delta. Sigma Chapter. Charter granted to U. of D., 1867. Color—Celestial rosy red. Flower—Forget-me-not. Pin—Cupid’s dart. Motto—“Two souls with but a single thought Two hearts that beat as one.” Song—“Blest be the tie that binds.” FRATRES IN FACULTATE. Henry A. Buchtel Herbert A. Howe Herbert E. Russell Wilbur F. Steele James B. West haver Arthur H. Harrop James E. Le Rossignol Wilber D. Engle Daniel E. Phillips Ira E. Cutler Frank H. H. Roberts Am mi B. Hyde FRATRES ET SORORES IN UNIVERSITATE. Franklin Earl Cranston Williams Arthur E. White N. Clarence Finger Hubert Shattuck Howe Wilbur D. Steele Ray Sechrist ♦David S. Painter “Joe” Kuykendall Alice Lavina Barton Grace Deisher L. South wick Moore Mary L. Beyer Margaret S. Carman Majorie Cline ♦Effie Mae Behm Ethelwyn Hayes SPIKES. Julian O. IIowe ♦IIarry Renick Helen Spalding ♦Marian Tibbitts ♦Resigned. 214 Answers Answers made by members of the 1907 Annual Board to inquiries made by students as to “when the Annual would be 0111.” Arthur E. White, editor-in-chief: “I wish I could tell. You know more about it than I do.” David Painter, business manager: “------ ” Nell Woodard: “I don’t believe it’s ever coming out. I am so tired waiting.” Janet Newkirk: “If people don’t hand me stories it never will come out.” Anna R. Charles: “'Jell me first who is going to draw the class drawings and I’ll tell you when it will be out.” Mary E. Woy: “Excuse me a minute, there’s somebody over there cracked a joke.” Clarke Gilman: “I do not know when the Annual will be out. I never had anything to do with it.” Florence Spencer: “I have talked it over with “Sail and he thinks it will be out by May.” No answer could be obtained. SUNDAY MORNING BEFORE EXAMINATION. Shall I stay here and buck for the physics exam, in the morning, Or shall I go to church for comfort and peace of the spirit? Exes will follow perhaps if I work here all morning and evening; But I shall probably pass, without any extra hard cramming. That is the question—shall I go to church or buck physics?— That is the old, old struggle of Science opposed to Religion. 216 University of Denver The Pioneer School of Higher Learning in this State. Colorado Supreme Court 175 Professors and Instructors • 1226 Students DEPARTMENTS AT UNIVERSITY PARK I. College of Liberal Arts. II. Graduate School. III. Chamberlin Observatory. IV. Preparatory School. V. Summer School. DEPARTMENTS IN THE HEART OF DENVER I. Denver and Gross College of Medicine. II. Denver Law School. HI. Colorado College of Dental Surgery. IV. College of Music. V. Saturday College. For Catalogue and Information write to Chancellor Henry A. Buchtel UNIVERSITY PARK Colorado 1267 Graduates 217 Prep. The shell has broken—there he stands In blinking wonderment. Then presto—change, what have we here A prep—he underwent Another change, and there you see A Freshman, all forlorn— Poor chap, he’s not allowed to blow His own or any horn. But change again, and here we have A Sophomore so proud. Till Juniors shake him up, and then He doesn’t crow so loud. A Junior! There stand back ye mob! And let his highness pass. Well may yc envy him his grace— His is the only class. A Senior? Ah. ’tis twilight now— In shadows cold and gray He passes out and drops a tear To mourn the luckless day. It is a simple tale, tho sad This, of the chick so small. Who slowly into chicken grew And thought he knew it all. Cock-'o-the-walk—J unior. Fresh. Soph. As Prep he cheeps in tiny voice Scarce can you hear his cry— As nestled ncath his mother’s wing He hides his blackened eye. As Freshman he has all his plumes Plucked by the Sophomore crew Who boldly strut and loudly crow Oh, cock-a-doodlc-do. They in their turn arc far outshown By Juniors brave and gay, Who proudly hold their heads on high— Cocks- o-the-walk are they. But glory dims—oh. sad to tell. The race is surely run. As Senior now he passes out— For cock-a-doodle’s done. Senior. —Mary E- Stevens. 218 DENVER LAW SCHOOL Law Department of the University of Denver Offers a Three-Year Course, Leading to the Degree of LL. B. The course embraces instiuction ii Elementary Law Contracts Sales of Personal Property Evidence Jurisprudence Water Rights and Irrigation Negotiable Paper Insurance the following branches: Real Property Criminal Law Partnership Pleading Corporations Constitutional Law Mining Law Quasi Jurisprudence Torts Domestic Relations Agency Equity Wills Bailments Roman Law International Law For Information address LUCIUS C. HOYT E. C Building, Denver. Colorado THE COLLEGE OF MUSIC UNIVERSITY OF DENVER FOURTEENTH AND ARAPAHOE STREETS An Institution of the First Class A Faculty Worth Remembering THE FACULTY Horace E. Tureman. Dean. Harmony. Counterpoint, Composition. Etc. Genevra Waters-linker. Violin and Ensemble. Frederick Schwoikhor, Piano and Organ. Evalyn Crawford, Piano and Organ. Mm. Otis Spencer. Singing. Alplieus M. Elder. Piano and Pedagogy. Bessie Fox Davis, Singing. Fred A. Baker. Violin and Viola. AND ASSISTANTS For catalog and information, address ALPHEOS M. ELDER, Secretary 2l() The following is a reply received by Chancellor Buchtel in repsonse to a letter regarding the Bronze Graduate Pins which were issued by the University to those who had graduated: The Wail of the Bronze Graduate A letter from the Chancellor The postman brought to me, And a flood of college memories Came surging like a sea. Old thoughts of happy days long past. Old hopes, old joys, old fears; Old friendships true, ideals new, To guide me down the years. To know what he would say to me I to the letter turned; And pensively I broke the seal, And this is what I learned: “A fine bronze graduate's pin,” he said, “I wish to send to you, If you’ll send me a quarter To keep the balance true.” “Bronze graduates,” I cried, aghast. As I conned the letter o’er; “Was e’er such epithet applied To graduates before?” Then came a thought, a stinging thought, Alack! Mayhap 'tis true. And to my mirror quick I hied To test my libeled hue- The mirror clear no flattery knew. But said, when erstwhile blondes Have lived in Colorado long Their hue is turned to bronze. And then in thought my mind went back To the far New England home. Where first a sheepskin came to me. E'er yet my steps did roam- A graduate white I surely then Could proudly claim to be; Have Colorado’s wind and sun This bronze tint brought to me? To gain my old, ancestral hue. Must I to East return, .Leave mountain, prairie, sky, and sun, And Colorado spurn? “No! No! I cried, in anguished tone, “My steps I’ll ne’er turn back. I’ll stay in Colorado Though the bronze be turned to black.” —Mary E. Hinchcliff. 220 A Santa Claus: “Poor Dr. Engle.” Dr. Engle: “Why poor?” Santa Claus: “I can only get one stick of candy in your stocking, you are so thin.” Dr. Engle: “Well, but think how long it will be.” Dr. Lc R----: (Scolds some one for whispering—a dead silence) “Let me see. what was I talking about? Oh, yes! Refrigerator cars— that is the reason why I was so cool to some of the students.” 221 Horoscope SENIOR. This is the head of the mature indivdual. The bump for success in life is not well developed. Many failures have discouraged you. Cultivate hope and sanguineness of mind and a serious catastrophe may yet be averted. Your bump of imitation is overly developed. 'Fry to cultivate the “real thing. You will find it worth while. Your bump of love is not normal.—quite an unusual thing in one of your years. You will deceive even your intimate friends by your wiriness and hold on life, as you have lived three years longer than was expected from one of your calibre. Your most needed traits are concentration of thought and executive ability. JUNIOR. This is an unusually well developed head. Executive ability is a prominent feature, particularly on the line of literature, art and bookmaking. Your future looks bright. You have not attained full activity of your powers, so. wonderful things may be expected of you. Benevolence is highly developed, hence you like to do things that will please others. You have strong social inclinations, but this is somewhat hidden by your innate reserve and modesty. You never blow your own trumpet. Intellectually you are developing your reflective mind.—using your capacity to observe, to execute, to question arid theorize,—hence a discriminative mind. The tenor of your ways is in successful channels. SOPHOMORE. The bump of approbativeness is dominant in this head. The bump is still soft, so evil effects may be averted. You are still quite youthful, so it is hard to say what may spring from these “soft spots.” Your bump of combative ness, or quarreling, is somewhat developed. As love is very-strong in your own family you must quarrel with your neighbors child- 222 ren. Try to cultivate an amiable disposition. You shine by reflected light and then—at the foot. Take up some definite course of study,—for instance commercial training. I would advise you to take an annual course in bookmaking. • FRESHMAN. This shows the head in the chrysalis state. Great possibilities are before you. “Life is what we choose to make it. ‘You are of a timid, retiring nature, and need some one to give you a push or you will burn your little candle under a bushel and no one will know of your existence. Try to cultivate the power of energy, push, application and dignity. Your powers of expression are limited. Use your language in a free copious way. so you may send forth wondrous literary production when you are a Junior. Cultivate your voice. You have ability, but as yet your warblings are scarcely audible. You may yet be a singer or a hummer. Your most needed traits are application to study and obedience to parents and teachers. 223 The Bluffer I have bluffed some in astronomy And political economy By a little modern method which is used by me alone. I have bluffed in Prep, biology And Sophomore psychology But when it comes to Spanish—well I bone. I can bluff in education And can give a demonstration Of the thisness and the thusness of the Nebular unknown. I'm a star in trigonometry I can bluff some in geometry But when it comes to Spanish—well I bone. I’m a shark in evolution Yes and in French revolution And my Greek translations brilliant, thru an equine that I own I don't mind archeology No use worrying in geology But when it comes to Spanish—then I bone. —H. DISCOVERED. He whispered softly in her ear, And yet I could not help but hear, I saw her cheeks flush rosy red, The moment that the words were said. Some secret bit of Cupid’s lore? Ah, no! and yet it moved her more, For this is what the message bore: “Your rat shows through your pompadour.” 224 College Repertoire Comedy of Errors—Sophomore class meeting and its President reciting in history. Art of Conversation—Beulah Hood. Our Mutual Friend—Dean Howe. Love Affairs of an Old Maid—Ethelwyn Hayes. Twice Told Tales—Dr. Roberts’ Stories. As You Like It—Annual. All’s Well That Ends Well—Juniors. Sentimental Tommy—Thomas Salter. Winter’s Tale—Speeches in Chapel. Not Like Other Girls—Helen Ferguson. Much Ado About Nothing—Fern D. Mitchell. Love and Loyalty—Majorie Cline, Ray Sechrist. A Cardinal Sin—-Going up the wrong stairs. Airy Nothings—Preps. Choir Invisible—Glee Club. Heathen Chinee—Mary E. Woy. Ciphers—F reshmen. Romantic Young Lady—Pearl Welpton. Chatterbox—Florence Spencer. Romeo and Juliet—Margaret Carman, Wilbur Steele. Love’s Labors Lost—David S. Painter. Midsummer Night’s Dream—Rushing. Experiences in Gaul—Mr. Heustis. The Tempest—Debating Club. Prisoners of Hope—Freshmen before Exams. Les Miserables—Freshmen after Exams. The Man Who Laughs—Dr. Le Rossignol. Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow—Edward Parfet. Old Curiosity Shop—Art Studio. Two Handicaps—Physics, Geometry. I guess I’ll have to telegraph my papa, I need some money bad, indeed I do. My girl is fond of flowers, fruit and candy, And so I’ll have to touch him for a few. I take her all football games and dances, But I must’nt tell my papa where we roam. If he knew ’twere not for board and books And street car fare and picture books He’d say, “Young man, you come straight home.” 225 Che n.t Lewis«Sons Dry goods Co. —- Sixteenth and Stout Streets THE shop that has all the pretty, dainty and 6tylish things for girls at just the right time. N. B. The most carefully chosen men’s furnishings to be found in the city. Colorado College of Dental Surgery University of Denver Dental Department COR. 14th AND ARAPAHOE STS. The regular winter course begins about October ist. continuing seven months. Last day of matriculation, ten days after opening. This school is a member of the National Association of Dental Faculties, and the requirements for admission and graduation are those of all recognized schools. A thorough course of instruction is given by lectures, recitations, clinics and practical work in a modern and thoroughly equipped institution. Clinical facilities are ample. For Information and Announcements, address M. G. SNYDER, D. D. S.f Secy COLk EGE BUILDING DENVER. COLORADO We have many well loved sights and sounds Round thee, dear Alma Mater The cement walks, the gurgling of the chapel radiator. We sing thy praise in various ways, With numerous tongues and pens, Yet ne’er forget our cherished friends, Our dear old D. U. hens. PROFESSOR PflRWlfV. “Good morning, merry Junior, How did you wake so soon? You scared the stately Seniors Who sat gazing at the moon. I saw you going home last night Before I ceased my play— How did you get away out here So early in the day?” “I never went to sleep, dear child. I just went 'round to sec The caps and gowns of Seniors sad Who rose to watch for me. I wakened all my classmates dear As I sped on my way And we came out in 'rhoe de nnits’ To watch the Seniors play.” —Mary E. Stevens. With apologies to the author of “Good Morning, Merry Sunshine.” 228 nr tyrnrvu When first the Seniors wore their gowns And caps, in chapel—don't you know— A man arose we thought was Green But wc were wrong—he told us so. So hear you. this—his (her) confession Sung woefully yet truly—oh. She lived a dual life—he said. “I’m Romiet and Julio.” We all were shocked, yet moved to tears To hear a tale so sad. He sacrificed two lives for love For that was all she had. —Mary E. Steyf.n s. Note—For sake of variety the author appends this stanza, which may be used in place of the second, that the reader may have a choice of verse. So hear you this, her (his) confession Woeful it is—aye truly—yet He lived a dual life she said, “I’m Romeo and Juliet.” 229 The Race One Crisp spring morning in early May, an automobile race was scheduled between a Winton and the Incomparable White. It was held in one of the Parks,—a beautiful place surrounded by Hedges, and where the Beaver lives. At the appointed time many people came from far and near, even from Marrs, to attend. Among them were a Duke, a Bishop, a Painter, a Carpenter, a Hunter, a couple of Byers, a Cook, an Abbott, a Smith, a Dressor and a Bowman. The automobiles had gone several Miles on the course, when suddenly a serious accident occurred. Something was heard to Russell and then a large Behm of timber fell across the road. The machines struck it, and completely lost their Powers. Many jumped on horses and tried to Gallup to the rescue, other rode up in a “one hoss Shay.'' They attempted to repair the machines with large pieces of Wood, but as one was completely demolished and the main bar of the other was lost, it was not successful. Finally someone saw a Hawke across the Green. It seemed to Peck at something. A man said '.“Charles, catch that bird! ' The other asked, “Howe?” The man answered, “Salter!'’ The Steele bar was found which helped to reconstruct the machine, but as it was too badly wrecked for racing it was offered for sale. One man raised his Finger and said: “I’ll Beyer.” The Price was named. Another bid Moore, so the Grant was given to the latter. The purchaser of the machine jumped in and rode away smoking a Stickney cigar. Someone asked what was to be done with the wrecked machine. The owner replied : “Carter away and throw it into the Pitts” The rescuers being obliged to Alter their plans, tried to find a Short way home. A launch was found on a lake near by, so some decided to Kruse about for a little while, listening to Carmen and music by Wagner More going home. Others went into the lake to Wade and hunt Shells. 230 mMAY-S Outfitters to All Mankind SNAP SHOTS. “Now children ’—Nelle Woodard. “Ain’t Nature Grand.”—Archibald Bonner. “Well I don’t know about that.”—David Painter. “Why the idea.”—Pearl Welpton. “The basket ball team.”—Charles Hawke. “Bon Soir —Miss Packard. “Now Billy.”—Ora Bowman. “Oh fudge.’ —Laura Beyer. “Say, have you seen Laura?”—Hubert Howe. “You can’t make me mad.”—Ailene Powers. “Mary, have you seen my French books?”—Clara Sperry. “I like it just fine.”—Pauline Huffine. “There will be a meeting of the Glee Club.’’—Prof Cutler. “Wa’al I reckon.”—Fern Mitchell. “That reminds me of a story.”—Dr. Roberts. 231 library UNIVERSITY OF DENVER TOIVESSII7 PASS, COLO. Ho you bean.”—Margaret Carman. ‘‘Why, how funny!”—Edith Garrigues. “Is Florence out to-day?”—Arthur Church. “You owe me 35c.”—Ethel Odgers. “My son Rudolph. —Dr. Phillips. BEATRICE COLDFACTS QUESTION BOX. “Let us consult the Lady from Littleton.” Xo Elsie, it is not because Dr. Roberts is unsociable that he stayed in one chair all evening at the Iliff reception. It was because he had tight shoes on. Mrs. Roberts told. Samuel—Xo course is offered in humor. We have, however, a splendid course in Biblical Science and Semitics. Also Ik careful to wake up in chapel when the speaker says, “That reminds me.” Veronica—We believe that the reason Victory lost her head was because she lived in the time of peripteral amphiprostyle houses with a double ante. This however is not authenticated. For further information consult class in antiquities. Inquisitive—We believe that the Iliff building was not built originally to furnish a refuge for smokers. Its primary purpose was to afford a background for class photographs. Student—Xo, April first was not the Dean's birthday. It was a cruel joke perpretrated by the Preps. The idea of making him a birthday present of a safety razor is absurd and out of place. Anxious Inquirer—Xo we would not recommend cement walks as a steady diet. Try Dredded Wheat or Eata Buncha Hay. Algenon—We believe that the poem you asked for is as follows: Tho we have seven shades of greenery That here diversify the scenery From chapel's palest combinations To Dr. Roberts' decorations Their verdancy can not surpass The verdure of the Freshman class. 232 Leading School of the West ORATORY, DRAMATIC ART, ELOCUTION, VOICE TRAINING, PHYSICAL CULTURE. INCLUDING FENCING Cleaves’ School of Expression and Dramatic Art Courses in Preparation for Teaching Oratory, for Culture or Public Speaking. Special attention to coaching students for oratorical or reading contests. Full courses leading to preparation for the stage, for graduation and diploma. The Work in Dramatic Art is Professional FORDYCE P. CLEAVES ’PHONE MAIN 3809 Woman s Club Building Denver, Colorado “THE DENVER” With its large new addition that is now admitted to be The Largest Department Store and Mail Order House in the United States west of Chicago. PINION BbOCK GOAL Lump, Egg or Nut mined and delivered by us. We also handle the other good coals, coke and ’wood. THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN FUEL CO. RETAIL DEPARTMENT 1010 16th St., Opera House B!k. Phone 4040, All Departments IN ECONOMICS. On account of certain uprisings in chapel during the reign of the renovator, some of our members are being discriminated against. ’ Tho’ many varied views we hold On railway regulation Tho’ we discuss the pros and cons Of Federal legislation We are agreed in vetoing Personal discrimination. RECENT STOCK QUOTATIONS. Denver, April ist. Scarcity of credits has caused a slump in Senior futures. The Chancellor’s hopes remain high. The ‘09 yell at chapel closed weak. Spanish verbs suffered a had decline in the recent exam. Girls are as dear as ever, engaged prefered. Latin recitations closed dull. Professors of chemistry remain a trifle high. Bible sharks report a slump in term grades. The effect is depressing. Prep, couples remain as steady as ever. Quite a cut in faculty hair was noted early in the term, the Dean alone remaining firm. A considerable rise in boots and shoes was manifested in V. . due to the appearance of a rodent. Prof, (in history class): “Miss M— what was done at the first Continental Congress?” Miss M— (after some consideration): “Why it got behind a stone wall and shot.” 234 CURIOSITY SHOP. Tall girl.—Sue Win ton. Baby Pianist.—Leave Dobson. Smile that won’t come off.—Daniel Timothy McCarthey. Man with big head.—Harry Renick. Talking machine.—Lucy S. Moore. Midget.—Kathryn Allen. India rubber man.—Archibald Benjamin Isaac Bonner. Athletic shark.—Allene Seaman. Thin lady.—Miss Hughes. Thin man.—Mr. Davis. Dr. “Jimmy” ought to make a good chef. He turns out a very good roast. At French Club—Mr. W hite standing under mistletoe, blindfolded. Mr. Hammett kisses him. Mr. White: “Oh! W'cll I know it wasn’t a girl because I can tell by the lips.” Miss Hall and Miss Odgers translating Latin.—“Oh that word we translated vineyard means twin sisters.” . NINE POINTS IN COLLEGE LIFE. 1. 2, 3- 4- 5 6. 7 8. 9- io). A good hazing. A good pair of lungs. A good graft. A good stand-in with Profs. A good “spieler.” A good friend (who does the studying). A good fellow. A good jollier. A good time. A good-bye. 235 397-PHONE-398 W. W. EVANS Corner Evans and Milwaukee Streets THE BEST CANDIES University Park Phone South 128 —at— Groceries, Meats, Fruits, 0. P. BAUR CO. Vegetables, Bakery Goods Good things to eat for luncheons. We go to market every day, you can always count on our goods being fresh. TRUNK EXPRESS Caterers and Confectioners 15 2 Curtis Street Denver, Cole. A Daily Express Service between University Park and Denver. Trunks delivered at reasonable rates. OUR CUTS TALK The Williamson-Haffner Co. ENGRAVERS PRINTERS MAKERS OF BOOKS 1633-1639 and 1643-1651 Arapahoe Street DENVER, COLO., U. S. A. Miss to Miss Hayes: “As a rule I think light-haired peo- ple lack affection. ' Miss Hayes (decidedly) : “Oh no they don't.” Mr. Hunter comes to Trig, class twenty minutes late. General shuffling of feet accompanying him to seat. Prof. Russell: “Well, after all, this seems to be ‘much ado about nothing.’ ” Reader—If your name l e not among the fortunate be not angry, but do something and it may appear next year. 237 “Every man has as many faces as there are years of his life.” When it looks good to you BE PHOTOGRAPHED B. S. HOPKINS, 1229 15th STREET, DENVER Herrick’s Book Store SCHOOLBOOKS. LAW BOOKS. MEDICAL BOOKS. BIBLES. GENERAL LITERATURE. We buy second hand books. 1025 15th Street DENVER C. H. SKINNER, drISI.st Ueluet Cream Students are always refreshed by our superior soda and ice cream. Phone South 154 N. C. cor. 1st Ave and Broadway Buy a pair of Dutchess Trousers at $2, $2.50. $3, $3.50, $4 or $5. For every button that comes oft during the first two months of wear we will pay you Ten Cents. If they rip at the waistband, we will pay you Fifty Cents. If they rip in the seat oV elsewhere, we will pay you One Dollar. EXCLUSIVE AGENTS EOR DENVER WESTERN CbOTHING 60. COR. 17th AND ARAPAHOE STREETS Co. B. will fall in without arms at 2 o'clock to-day in the west basement. Miss Miller: “I would like to see Phillip, Dere just outside the door.” Ira E. C. is a very nice man His language is chosen with equisite care; He’ll give you a fair and square chance if he can. And his smile is as sweet as the curl of his hair. Miss Hayes— A dainty pair of glasses, On her dainty little nose. Adds to her look of culture And to her statue-like repose. Miss Woy— And when she will, she will. And you may depend 011’t. And when she won’t, she wont, And there’s an end on’t. Mr. Bonner— He struck me much like a steam engine in trousers. Mr. Painter— And ’ere’s to you Fuzzy Wuzzy With your 'ayrich ead of ’air. (Kipling.) C. W. Clark—' His head is an inn, Where good ideas enter in But seldon remain over night; Very often it is quite empty. Mr. Welch— Seldom he smiles—and smiles in such a sort as if he mocked himself and scorned his spirit that could be moved at any thing. Miss Iluftine— Her eyes are homes of silent thought. Sophomore Class— And when they yelled (???) We thought an ass did bray. Baker— Comes by the yard and hath a wondrous stride. Clara Sperry— You would be quite tall If not so much of you were on the ground. Mr. White- Wiser in his own conceit than seven men that can render a reason. 239 Charles Hawke. The time I’ve lost in wooing. In watching and pursuing, The light that lies in woman’s eyes Has been my heart’s undoing. Senior: “What work are you taking this year?” Freshman: “Oh, English prose and cons.’’ ALGEBRAIC Professor: “Demonstrate a minus quantity. Freshman: “A V lent a sophomore.” Xelle: “Yes, I must confess it, the third act seemed natural to me.” Margaret: Xo man’s as true as steel. Freshman Class— Delicious verdancy Unbounded cheek Unquestionably Nature’s Greatest freak. What kind of an auto does Xelle like? Ans.—A Winton. What is Laura Beyer’s favorite exclamation? Ans.—Howe! What kind of a man does Lucy Moore admire? Ans.—A Noble (man). What pace does Archie B. like? Ans.—A Gallup. What metal pleases Margaret Carman ? Ans.—Steele. What is Grace Deisher’s favorite color? Ans.—White. What is the height of Effie’s ambition ? Ans.—To be a Painter. 240 First Girl: “I didn’t know Mr. Tait was a locksmith.” Second Girl: “Neither did I. Is he?” First: “Yes. Just as I entered the parlor last night he made a bolt for the door.” When to history I go. A little prayer I utter low; I say in accents soft and deep, “Xow I lay me down to sleep.” “That Mr. Steele is a sharp man isn’t he?” “I should say he is. He cuts me whenever we meet.” First Sig.: “Does your father answer all the letters that you send him ?” Second Ditto: I should say not. If he did he would he dead broke after he had received the third letter.” An old cow wandered down the street. Looking for something green; A Freshman young she chanced to meet— He’s never since been seen. Mr.-----: “Did you see the star shower the other night Miss—?” Miss----(With a rapid hut comprehensive survey of the heavens) : “No. But it couldn’t have been much, for there are no stars missing.” Law student to member of Annual Board: “Well, how’s the Kynewisbok getting on? Member of A. B.: “Oh. 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ODE TO A PONY. “I toy here with thy hoof Oh Mule of Poetree Come kick me to the regions Of rhymed insanitee.” What’s the difference between D. U. and the School of Mines? At School of Mines you have to dig out and at D. L. you have to dig up. Student: “Miss Packard are you going to ask us everything we don’t know in examination?” Miss Packard: “Impossible! You have only three hours to write.” Dr. Le Rossignol: “Miss Hood. I believe you are talking.” Miss H.: “Well I just got to talk. 1 would rather die .than keep still.” Dr. Le R.: “1 wonder if you will ever say it all. 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Dr. Le Rossignol (addressing Mr. A.) : “I don’t quite see the trouble back there as there seems to be solidarity sitting in the middle of that chair.” (In Shakespeare class) Miss Miller: “In what language did Ham- let speak to the Ghost?” Mr. Pitts: “In Latin.” Miss Miller: “Why Latin?” Mr. Pitts: “Because it’s a dead language. Miss C.: “Oh, Lucy, L like your hair pompadour so much better than parted.” Lucy M.: “Why?” Miss C.: “Because it looks as if you could close your mouth now.” Doc. Roberts: “Most of the king’s brothers were women. “Say. was it morning?” “Cold? The cold in the room where you had your exam, this exam, was stiff.” 243 The Seniors are so slow and unprogressive that they graduate only with degrees. DEFENDED. ‘‘The cover’s too bright.” said the critic severe; “Its contents are brighter.” said she; “And besides, my dear, the Annual I trow. Why it’s bound to be bright you know.” IMPOSSIBLE. Jack: “But, Ethel, surely your father will consent.” Ethel: “It’s absolutely no use. Jack. You see. you are a -A.E. and papa is a 0. IT. There was a young fellow named Beebe. Who thought he was smarter than we be; But as things came to pass, He was squelched by the class: “Requiescat in pace—hie Beebe.” “Oh dear! I wish I were a bird.” I heard a student say; He should be doubly happy, for He’s both a goose and a jay. A SHORT COURSE. A blushing maid, A steady beau, A boat, a rug. A dance, a show.' An austere Prof.. Of notions queer; A hard exam. With no one near. A poor report. A letter, too. Which said—“We’ve had Enough of you.” Mr. Bowling prescriptions.” (in History class) : 244 “Napoleon was forced to levy She (thinking of birds) : ‘‘Do the jays stay here all winter?” He (thinking of students) : “Oh. no, some of them get canned out.” “What is the difference between Mr. Mugrage and a locomotive?’' “Give it up.” “One has a light head and the other has a headlight.” Jokes are like moving trains—they are hard to get off without some practice. “Is that a Latin Major With his shiny epaulettes?” “No child. He’s but a captain Of the 'Varsity Cadets.” “Where is the car?’’ the maiden cried In accents of distress. To which the gallant Prep, replied. “IPs on the track. I guess.” Dr. Roberts: “Miss Spencer, who was the first king of England?’ Miss Spencer: “Charlemagne.” Did you ever know that those interesting red caps worn by the baseball team so resemble those worn by the Union Depot porters that one of our promising young players was asked to carry baggage out to a train by a fair young tourist? A bright Freshman says that he is surprised that many of the young ladies do not wear short sleeves all the time, for he says: “The Constitution affirms that no one shall be denied the right to bear arms.” CO-OPERATION. He (pouring his woes into a sympathetic ear) : “By Jove, I think an awful lot of Nell, but I’m afraid I don’t stand much of a chance. She can’t see beyond that Robbins.” She (encouragingly) : “Oh. do go in and win. I’ll help you all I can! Fred is such a nice fellow I hate to see him throw himself away on a girl like Nell.” 245 Dr. Phillips (in adolescence class) : “If you were sitting before a grate fire what would probably be the subject of conversation. (Ans. Ghost stories.) Mr. White you look as if you knew? ’ Mr. White: “Love.” (Same day as above in Psy. class.) Dr. Phillips: “Miss Deisher what thought comes into your mind when I mention love?” Miss Deisher: A grate fire.” 9:10 a. m. Several students file into class room. The Professor says: “Breathes there a man with soul so dead Who never to himself hath said, 1 11 have one minute more in bed?” Dean Howe (in chapel): “We are never lacking in brains; we never have been since I came here twenty-five years ago.” Dr. Le Rossignol (announcing Utah-D. U. debate): “We ought to sacrifice something for this debate. Now Pm going to. “The Schoolmaster’s Club” is going to give a dinner which will cost one dollar. Now I’m going to try to get that in---” Miss Charles (in Ethics): “Now suppose two men got in a quarrel. If there was nothing around for one to throw at the other, why neither would be killed; but suppose there was a knife on the table-----” Dr. Phillips: “How did the knife get there?” Miss Charles: “Well, spontaneous variation I suppose. Dr. Phillips: “What is metaphysics, Miss Shrader? Miss Shrader: “Speculating on something you don’t know any thing about.” 246 9TY9IES IN FRENCH -M7 PIPE DREAMS. Landor Wilton sighed as lie set the lamp on his study table— sighed as one who had been woefully wronged but determined to hear his cruel portion in life with humble resignation. His look was one of a martyr and he sighed again as he opened hts algebra, sat down at the table and—lit his pipe. “I’m not in the mood for working algebra problems, he yawned. —“I’m mighty tired after all day at the University and a football practice beside, so I’ll just rest awhile till inspiration comes. I always feel 1 letter after a smoke.” Accordingly lie pushed his algebra from him. tilting back his chair, while his feet found a resting place on the edge of the table and his hands were clasped behind his head. Again he sighed—this time in drowsy satisfaction. You might have thought him asleep had you looked in upon him then.but from those apparently closed eyes he was watching for pictures in the smoke. He puffed and blew the rings slowly, lazily, waiting patiently for the cloud pictures that would surely come—they always did. The fire in his pipe was low and he was alxnit to rise disappointed, for he had found no dream shapes in the smoke, when from the topmost vaporous wreath there stepped a tiny sliajK?. advancing hesitatingly and with indecision. The smoke rings formed little stairs, and adown these shyly came the little figure till it rested—“a thing of beauty”—on the edge of Landor’s pipe. Looking into the bowl, the wee mite sorrow- fully shook its head, and said, “Yes, there is time—I must tell him to-night.” Landor sat very still, waiting. Then the tiny shape began—“Bov.' it said, with a little sob in its wee voice, “boy. I’m soon to bid thee farewell. “Oh. please stay—do. pleaded Landor. “Nay, I cannot.” it continued after a tearful pause, “there’s to be another—you’re to meet her soon and then I’ll be forgotten. The wee thing was struggling to continue as Landor begged to hear more, but unable to restrain its grief longer, fell to weeping and its tears put out the pipe. “Oh-h-h,” yawned Landor. as the smoke rings vanished and the tiny shape disappeared in the last fading wreath—“another pipe dream, and that algebra not begun.” “So pleased to meet you,'Miss Gray,” said Landor, as Jack introduced him to the girl seated next him on the car. “Awfully pleasant weather we’re having now. he ventured, and he wasn't sure but he thought he saw a suggestion of mischief in her eye as she smilingly answered, “Yes, the snow is so delightful. He stirred a bit uneasily, then “How do you like school.” he asked abruptly. And thereupon they fell to discussing English Outline with vigorous absorption and vim. In fact the subject was one of such vital concern that Landor well nigh forgot to change cars at Broadway. Now, I don’t know—perhaps he was admiring the snow on yon mountain range, but to me it appeared a sly glance at certain “Gray eyes as the Park car moved off down First avenue. He came down the new cement walk puffing at his pipe. “Why don’t you sit down. Athleen? (it was not Miss Gray now) Landor asked as he approached the car landing. “I will, if you’ll offer your pipe as a seat. she laughed. “Oh. but it isn’t strong enough. he objected. “It smells strong enough to me.” came the reply, “and you needn’t cast aspersions on my size.” They both laughed. Next day on the car landing, he said. “Athleen, 1 finished my picture dream last night. 249 Are you quite sure you’re awake now.” she queried—“what are you talking about?” “By Jove! that’s right—1 haven’t told you. have I? Well, it’s like this—every night I smoke my pipe—” “Pshaw now. I can’t believe it!” “Aw, now. wait—if you don’t show the proper appreciation—” “Pray, go on, kind sir.” “Well, every night I see pictures in the smoke and for the last week I’ve been trying to make out one face—” “The plot thickens.” “Now. Athleen!” “Your pardon—proceed. “About three months since, a wee smoke fairy—” “Smoke fairies are black, aren’t they? There, there. I never meant to offend—do continue.” “As I was saying—there appeared in the smoke wreath, an elfin that told me I was to meet a girl—” “How extraordinary—how exciting!” Landor didn’t deign to notice this last, but proceeded, “and the little sprite cried because she said she couldn’t come after that.” “Poor thing—(Athleen wiped away an imaginary tear) didn’t you offer the least encouragement?” Landor proceeded stolidly—“Then the wee thing didn’t come any more till about a week ago when it appeared all sad, but lovely, and said. “Boy, I’ll show her you.” “First appeared the hair—” Sort of an A h'cednAYonderland-Cheshi re-cat-affair”; suggested Athleen. The speaker paid no heed but continued, “such beautiful hair—black, all soft and warm. And the little thing fell to weeping—and. my pipe went out. Next night it came and my lady’s forehead appeared—a brow so noble and withal so fair—” “But didn’t the poor lady suffer—being snatched apart like that? Just think of having your hair pulled off and then your—” “Athleen, hadn’t you better push that hair pin in?” And then he laughed as Athleen looked frightened. “May I proceed now.” he asked as he Iwnved mockingly. As he continued Athleen surreptitiously made sure of her hair. “The little fairy always cried and put out my pipe as she told of the beauty of my dream girl, but on successive nights the other features were added. The eyes—oh. such eyes! Eyes that laughed or cried, eyes 250 that danced or stood still—till their light quite dazzled me and their depths seemed unfathomable. The nose—perhaps not pretty (Athleen hid her face in her muff) but it suited me with its independent tilt. And ears, they were such as I love—not too large, nor yet too small, ears that would delight in soft music or a pretty tale. The mouth—a mischievous one. and yet sad, a mouth to si eak sweet words of comfort and of cheer—with a chin that trembled with a smile or a sob. Oh, Athleen. when the face was all complete I knew not what part I liked best—I-I just loved it all.” “And Athleen,” he whispered as the car came nearer, ‘T wish it wasn’t only a pipe dream for the face was—yours.” She turned and stepped into the car. “Landor,” she smiled to him as he came down the walk with his loved pipe between his teeth. “Landor, I dreamed last night.” “A sensible girl like ydu—dreaming?” he asked in surprise. “Wait till I tell you what I dreamed.” “I’m all ears—will your ladyship proceed?” “Landor,” she began in impressive tones, “I dreamed—” “So you said ljefore.” “All right then, if you don’t wish to hear what I dreamed—” and she began to pout. “Your forgiveness, dear lady, I’m simply consumed with a most overwhelming desire to learn what it was you dreamed. My curiosity makes me impatient for you to get to the point.” “You horrid boy—so there!” “Nay, say not so, fair creature—you grieve me. Please go on Athleen.” Remembering her conduct of yesterday she knew she had no right to feel angry and even had she felt a bit injured, Landor's last tone would have melted her heart, so she smiled again as she said. “Well, I dreamed you had stopped smoking—” “I do, every day,” laughed he. “No, I mean stopped smoking that pipe—stopped for—” “Whv, isn’t this a pretty pipe—do von wish me to purchase another?” “Mercy forbid! one’s enough, but no. I mean you quit smoking altogether. and Landor,” she said softly, “I wish it weren’t only a pipe dream.” The car came then. 251 In the house where Landor and Athleen live is a little den known as pipe-dreamland. Here in one corner are pipes, little pipes and big pipes, brier pipes and a meerchaum or two. The place of honor is held by a certain pipe well loved in college days—a relic ot other times. Each pipe has a little silver lid made secure by a tiny silver padlock—all except the “loved pipe ’—it has no lid nor lock, for it could be trusted. When Landor says. “Athleen. I believe 1 want to smoke,” she laughs as she says,. “Oh, that's only a pipe dream, dear. Come, we’ll go to the den.” They he smokeless dreams that come in the den—while the pipes look on. Landor can puff imaginary smoke the while he blows imaginary rings and waits for the pictures to come. They come too. 1 here's a picture of a lx v and his algebra—pictures of happy days long gone and one there is of an old man bent and gray—and the old man is ever alone. It is sad but it comes, stealing somewhere from out the shadows. Then it is that Landor will reach for Athleen's hand, and pressing it. make sure that she is there, make sure that her presence is not only a pipe dream. Mary E. Stevens, U. of D. “The bright black eye, the melting blue, I cannot choose between the two; But that is dearer all the while Which wears for us the sweetest smile.’' 252 Perusing the Winter s Tale, forsooth No fertile imagination was needed— The elements raged in very truth, But the English teacher never heeded. Safely sheltered under ample umbrella She conducted the shivering class. When up there spake a rain-soaked fellow. And thus a rain-drenched lass. (Lad) “The day is cold and dark and dreary: It rains, dear teacher, aren't you weary? The frost still freezes on the wall And from the ceiling the damp drops fall— Oh, this room is cold and dreary. (Teacher) “Be still, dear children, and cease repining; Other rooms are warm, but stop your whining. Thy fate is the common fate of all. For into this room the rain must fall— Some room must l e dark and dreary. —Mary E. Stevens. (With apologies to Longfellow. (Lass) “My hands are cold—it’s dark and dreary It rains—and I am growing weary— My thoughts arc frozen in the blast. And hopes of heart are now all past— Ah, the day is dark and dreary. 253 -54 55 AUTOGRAPHS.