University of Denver - Kynewisbok Yearbook (Denver, CO)

Text from Pages 1 - 300 of the 1904 volume:

I I Be gentle with this book, for through its fun The golden dreams of youth resplendent shine; Though these may fade before us. one In one. While yet they live they glow with light divine. About our brows the ghostly laurels twine That we may never win—and vet. who knows? The spring is green around us. classmates mine. The time is long before December snows. ur hopes, our dreams, our aims, this volume dimly shows. i i To our honored Chancellor HENRY A. BUCHTEL, A.M., D.D., LL.D.j in appreciation of the great work he has done for the University, this book is affectionately dedicated by the CLASS OF NINETEEN HUNDRED AND FIVE. GREETING The Annual Hoard of Junior Class presents this, the seventh volume of Kyiu wislH� k. to the I acuity, students and all their friends . have endeavored to make this hook a mirror, to reflect, as far as possible, the life at Denver I'nivcrsity, as we have seen it. and ho| c that it will remain as a bright $|x t of sunshine in the years to come. I'o those who have received any slight attentions in the way of |� crsoiial remarks, attrihute any distortion you may find to a slight convexity of tin mirror at this |M int. and try a smile. With the honest assurance that not a single joke or grind c� i a | er5onal nature lias Inren printed except in the kindliest spirit of college fun. absolutely untainted by any thought of malice, we request that voit please take tltem as inteiuletl anti realize that we have not spared our clearest friends among the Faculty and students. Finally, we wish to earnestly thank every person who by thought. word or deed has lul|K d us to make tins lionk less unworthy of good old lb I . 6 OUR CHANCELLOR Henry Augustus Buchtcl was born on Sept. 30, 1847. near the town of Akron in the “United States of Ohio.” 11 is father was a physician, yt and was a cousin of the founder of Buchtcl College. In 1872 Ashurv University (now DcPamv) graduated him as a Bachelor of Arts. After 9 he had spent a short time in Bulgaria as a missionary, Mrs. Buchtel’s failing health made a return to this country necessary. Several pastorates in Indiana followed, one of which was at Grecncastlc, the college town. During this pastorate the young minister built the Locust Street M. E. Church. Coming to Denver in 1885 he became pastor of Evans Chapel (now Grace Church) for a year, and was then transferred to the Law rence Street church. In two months the congregations overflowed the building and a forward movement became imperative. A wonderful financial campaign was carried on under Dr. Buchtel’s inspiring leadership. The magnificent building now know n as Trinity Church was the goal of endeavor. The self-sacrifice and uttermost devotion manifested by the pastor and his noble hand of associates illuminate one of the brightest pages of Colorado Methodism. In 1891 Dr. Buchtcl went to Indianapolis ami Iniilt a fine church there. Five years later he was called to Calvary Church at Hast Orange, X. J. W hen Dr. McDowell resigned the chancellorship of the University of Denver, in June. 1899. the friends of the institution felt that the lK st man to attempt the almost impossible feat of lifting it out of the slough of debt and despondency into which it had fallen was Henry A. Buchtcl. Here w as thus presented to him a great opportunity for self-denying service and he embraced it. lu January, 1900. he began to travel over the plains of Colorado and to scale its mountains in search of gold and silver and fresh young blood and brains for tile University. The atmosphere of the institution became charged with a new ozone generated by his genial ways ami his indomitable pluck. The Colorado conference found in him a man and a brother; its former half-heartedness was changed into enthusiasm. Barriers were surmounted. or. if need Ik , were broken down. In three months $50,000 was pledged, and by June. 1901. $25,000 was paid on the debt. Two years later the entire incubus of mortgages was lifted. The aggregate amount of gifts during the three and a half years of the present chancellorship is more than a quarter of a million of dollars; the money has come from ten thousand people. Meanwhile, the University has been growing under Dr. Buchtd s guiding hand. The ntimlxT of alumni has more than doubled; the amount of instruction given has largely increased. A genuine university spirit has lx cn created. A new era has dawned. Long may our chancellor lx with us to stimulate the growth of the institution, to enjoy the fruitage of his labors and to be blessed by the esteem and affectionate regard of all those about him. 7 8 KYNEWISBOK Volume VII MDCCCCV BOARD OF PUBLICATION Eclitor-iii-Chief ... Business Manager . Associate Editors.. Art Editor.......... Literary Editors... Intra Mural......... ..........................J. Paul Lee ......................Ernest IJ. Upton .....Grace A. Stephens. Daisy M. Dillon ......................E. Leslie Veatch Henrietta M. Walker. Alcy E. Case. Ass'i .......................Grace C. Martin 9 THE OUTLOOK 1 BY THE CHANCELLOR Four years ago I wrote an article for the Kynewishok in which 1 reported that nearly one-fourth of the 1'nivcrsitv debt had been subscril e l and that we could not consider any question of I’niversitv enlargement until we secured enough money to extinguish the debt. That was a day of hope with no small amount of dread. Might months ago we destroyed all our mortgages, so all our projiertics and endowments are now clear of all encumbrances forever. The donations which we have received from all sources within four years aggregate more than a quarter of a million dollars. We have now arrived at the point where we can begin to make enlargements of the I'niversitv in a natural way. A program has been approved by unanimous vote of the Hoard of Trustees. It contemplates four centers of work on the campus at University Park. Ten acres of campus—the northeast quarter—will be used for the buildings of the College of Liberal Arts and the Graduate School. It is pro-jx scd to build three fine buildings north of University Hall, which will make a fine facade toward the north. These buildings will contain gymnasia for men and women, the library, the chattel and laboratories for chemistry, physics, biology, geology ami mineralogy. These buildings will provide adequate space for more than one thousand students in the College of Liberal Arts ami Graduate School. Another ten acres of campus—the northwest quarter-—will Ik devoted to the Engineering Schools. Two nr three or four buildings will Ik erected for the accommodation of these schools. The usual departments of civil, mechanical, electrical and mining engineering will Ik maintained. Another ten acres of campus—the southwest quarter—will Ik- devoted to the Preparatory School and the Trade School. The Trade School will Ik a new departure in Colorado. The southeast quarter of the campus has been deeded to the llifi School of Iheology, a new cor( oration, ami is now totally distinct from the I niversitv of Denver. The professional schools of the University in the heart of the city have reached a development which puts them in a class by themselves. We have now the only medical college in Denver, the only law school in Denver, the only dental college between the Missouri River ami the Pacific Ocean, ami certainly the best equipped music school in the Rocky Mountain States. The whole number of graduates of the University is now 1.021. Alx nt 130 degrees will Ik added to the list at the commencement of 1904. The next two schools of highest rank together in Colorado have not conferred as many degrees as the I niversitv of Denver. io TABLE OF CONTENTS Introductory Poem............................................................. 3 Dedication ....................................................................5 (trccting..................................................................... 6 ’ ( ur Chancellor ’.......................................................... 7 Annual Board ................................................................. N “The Outlook” ................................................................ io Table of Contents............................................................. •• Faculty ..................................................................... 12 Liberal Arts.................................................................. 9 I .aw School............................................................... Democratic Club............................................................... 74 Medical School .............................................................. 7t} Dental School................................................................ °° Dental Society............................................................... 22 School of Music.............................................................. 12(1 Preparatory Sc1hh 1.......................................................... .V� Post (iracltiatc ............................................................ 44 Summer School................................................................ 4 In Memoriam ................................................................. 4 Fraternities................................................................. '5° ()rganizatious............................................................... '”2 t )ratorv. etc............................................................... 2° Athletics.................................................................... 2,f� 11 Miscellaneous .. ... 232 � 12 FACULTY HERBERT A. HOWE, A. M.. Sc. D., Dean and Professor of Astronomy and Applied Mathematics. Director of the Chamlxrlin Observatory. A. B.f (old) University of Chicago, 75; A. M., University of Cincinnati. 77; Sc. D., Boston Cniversity. ’84. Phi Beta Kappa. Instructor in Greek, Kalamazoo College, 1875; Instructor in Astronomy. University of Cincinnati. 1875-80: Professor of Astronomy, University of Denver, from 1881. Author of “A Study of the Sky ’ “Elements of Descriptive Astronomy”; a number of chapters on Higher Equations, ami a large number of articles in different scientific publications. AMMI B. HYDE. A. M.. S. T. I).. Professor of Greek. A. B., Wesleyan University. ’46; A. M., 48: S. T. D.. Syracuse University. 68. Phi Xu Theta. Phi Beta Kappa. Professor of Languages, Cazonovia Seminary, 1848-64; Professor of Greek. Allegheny College. 1864 84: Professor of English. 1878-84 ; Professor of Greek. University of Denver, from 1884. Author of “Story of Methodism a volume of Essays, a volume of Poems, a great number of Essays in the Methodist Review from 184S-1903. the Sunday School Xotes in the Pittsburg Advocate for thirty-two years. HERBERT E. RUSSELL. A. M.. Professor of Pure Mathematics. A. B., Wesleyan University. '84: A. M., '87. Post Graduate work at Johns Hopkins University. 1886-87. Phi Xu Theta. Phi Beta Kappa. Instructor in Mathematics and Astronomy. Maine Wesleyan Seminary ami Female College. Kents Hill. 1884-86; Instructor in Mathematics, Boys High School, Reading. Pa.. 1887-91 I Professor of Mathematics. University of Denver, from 1891. 3 Photos by Hopkins. EDWARD It. T. SPENCER, A. M.. Professor of Latin. A. It.. DePamv University. '88; A. M., 91; Post Graduate work at Johns Hopkins University. 1892-94; Harvard University, 1901-2; Columbia University. 1902-3. Delta Kappa Epsilon. Professor of Latin and Creek. Moore’s Hill College. 1888-92: Professor of Latin. University of Denver, from 1894. JAMES E. LrROSSIGXOL, A. M., Ph. I)., Pro fessor of Economics and Srnrial Science. A. It., McGill College, '88: A. M„ Ph. D., University of Leipzig. 92: Fellow in Psychology. Clark University. ’92. Second Master. Iterthelet School. Montreal. 1888-1889; Professor of Psychology and Ethics, Ohio University. 1892-94; Professor of History and Economics. University ot Denver. 1894-1903: Professor of Economics and Social Science. University of Denver, from ‘903- Author of “The Ethical Philosophy of Samuel Clarke.” Leipzig. 1892: “Monopolies Past and Present.” New York. 1901: “Taxation in Colorado.” Denver, 1902; “History of Higher Education in Colorado.” Washington. 1903; also numerous articles, chietlv on economic subjects, and short stories of French Canadian life. ANNE GRACE WIRT. Ph. M.. Professor of German. A. It.. Syracuse University. '84; Ph. M.. 87. Post Graduate work at University of llcrlin. University of Geneva, University of the Sorbonne. Paris, four years. Alpha Phi. Preceptress at State Normal. Mansfield. Pa., three years: Preceptress at Genesee Wesleyan Seminary. Lima. N. Y.. five years; Instructor in German at Free Academy, Norwich, Conn., one year; Professor of German. University of Denver, eight years. Editor of “Das Urteil dcs Paris.” 14 I'hot. ! by llopkln . WILBER D. ENGLE. A. M.f Hi. D., Professor of Chemistry. A. B.. Albion College, 93; A. M.. ' 4; Ph. I)., Columbia University, '98. Alpha 1'au Omega, Omega Upsilon Phi. Instructor in Chemistry. Albion College, 1893-95; Professor of Chemistry, University of Denver, from 1895. IRA E. CUTLER. A. M.. Professor of Biolog) ami Cieology. B. S.. Albion College. 93: A. M.. University of Denver. 02; Post Graduate work at University of C hicago. 1901. Alpha fail Omega. Instructor in the Sciences. Menominee Public Schools. Michigan. 1894-97: Superintendent of Schools. Crystal Falls. Mich.. 1897-98; Professor of Biolog) and Geology, University of Denver, from 1898. DANIEL E. PHILLIPS. A. M.. Ph. D.. Professor of Philosophy and Education: Librarian. A. B., University of Nashville, 93; A. M., 94; Ph. D., Clark University, ’98. Professor of Mathematics. Conference Seminary. Buckhonnon. V. a., 1890-91 : Professor of Philosophy and Education. State Normal. Athens. Ga., 1895-1897; Professor of Philosophy, University of West Virginia (summer quarter). 1899: Professor of Philosophy and Education. Universit) of Denver, from 1898. Author of a large number of articles in various publications. A member of National Society for Scientific Stud) of Education. American Association of Science. I )cnvcr Philosophical Society. Colorado School Masters’ Club. Photon liy Hnpklnn. GEORGE E. POLLOCK, A. M., Professor of Romance languages. A. 15.. Union College, 96; M. S.. oi; A. M.. University of Denver, 03; Private study in Europe, 1896-97. Sigma Xi. Instructor at Robert College. Constantinople. Turkey, 1896-1897; Instructor at W illiamsport. Dickenson Seminary, Pennsylvania. 1897-99; Professor of Romance Languages. University of Denver, from 1899. WILBUR F. STF.ELE. A. M„ S. T. I).. Professor of Biblical Science and Semitics. A. B., Syracuse University, ‘72; A. M., ’75; S. T. D., 93; S. T. B., Boston University. 74; Post Graduate work at Friedrich W ilhelm’s University. 1889-91 ; Oxford University. 1900. IXdta Kappa Epsilon. Phi I5cta Kappa. President of Bennett College. I � reenshoro. X. C . 1881-89 ; Senior Professor of Iliff School of Theology. Denver, 184)2-97; Acting Dean, 181)8-99. Author of hundreds of articles in the various publications. FRANK H. II. ROBERTS. A. M.. Ph. I).. Professor of History and Political Science. Ph. B.. Ohio University, ’92: A. M.. Kenyon College. ; Ph. D.. University of Denver. 03. Principal of High School. ( hio. 184)0-91 : Sujkt-intendent of Schools. 1891-99: Assistant Professor of Mathematics. 1899. Principal of Wyoming State Normal and Professor of Pedagogy. University of W yoming. 1899-1903: Professor of History and Political Science, University of Denver, front 1903: Lecturer on Pedagogy. Psychology. History ami Civics. Boulder Chautauqua. 1902: Assistant Principal Boulder Chautauqua. giving lectures in Pedagogy and History, 1903. Author of “Civil Government of Wyoming.” “Civil Government of Ohio.” numerous articles in the educational journals. into to t� y Hoptcln l6 CORA M. MacDONALD, A. M.. Professor of FInglish. A. B.. ()berlin College; A. M.. Wooster Uni-versity. '93: Post Graduate work at University of Chicago, 1894-1901. Principal of High Schools at Defiance. Ohio; Iioone, Iowa; Cheyenne. Wyoming; Professor of Eng-lisli. University of Wyoming, 1891-97; Lecturer on English Literature, 1897-1903: Professor of English. University of Denver, from 1903. Author of “A Study of Browning's Saul. “How to Read Fiction'’ (in preparation). M A RTF. A (I. POWELL, Professor of Oratory. Instructor in English and Director of Physical Culture for Women. Graduate of Chaddock College. Quincy, Illinois, 8f ; School of Expression. Boston. 95. Instructor in Iratory and English. Chaddock Col-lege, Quincy. Illinois. 188ft; Baptist Seminary. St. John. New Brunswick. 1887: Forest Park University. St. Louis. 1887-90: School of Expression. Boston, 1893-95: Professor of School of Literature and Expression. Denver. 1895-1902: Professor of Oratory. Instructor in English ami Director of Physical Culture for Women, from 1902. CHARLES E. GRIFFIN. A. B., Instructor in Chemistry ami Physics. A. B.. University of Denver. 02; Graduate work in Chemistry at University of Denver. Instructor in Chemistry and Physics, from 1902. 7 Photo by Hopktn NAXARU I'H TAGGART, A. B., Instructor in Latin and History. A. B. and (). B.. University of Denver, ‘oo. Pi Beta Phi. Instructor in l atin. Montclair High School. 1900-1901 : Teacher of History ami English. University of Denver, 1901-02; Instructor in l atin. from 1902. JAMES LAKIX. A. B.. Instructor in Mathematics. Graduate of Kansas State Xornial. Collegiate Course. '96; Professional Course. ‘98: A. B.. University of Denver, 03. Assistant Instructor in Riologt (summer school), Kansas State Normal. 1 H98: Suj erintcndcnt of Schools. Valley Falls. Kansas. 1897-1900; Princi| al of Lincoln School, As|K n, Colorado, 1900-02; Instructor in Mathematics. University of Denver, from 1903. ALICE X. RICHARDSON. A. B.. Instructor in Biology. A. B.. University of Denver. '03. Pi Beta Phi. Instructor in Biology. University of Denver, from 1903. I 18 COLLEGE OF LIBERAL ARTS. LIBERAL ARTS The College of Liberal Arts of the University of Denver occupies its own building at University Park, just southeast of town. The attendance has steadily increased from 150 in 1900 to nearly 400 this year. ()ne very encouraging fact about all this is that the number of students entering from Denver has nearly doubled this past year. Xot only has there been an increase in attendance, but there have been constant additions to the Faculty and the courses of study. Dr. LeRossignol's department being too large was divided, leaving him Economics and Social Science, and a separate department of History and Political Science was formed with Prof. F. If. H. Roberts in charge. The students have all been captivated not only with Dr. Roberts’ original way of giving extempore lectures in class, but also with his unlimited fund of stories. Each one of these departments is now giving a much more adequate course than before. Miss Cora MacDonald, who is tilling the chair of English while Miss Etta Miller is away on a leave of absence, has conducted this department with marked success. She has added several courses in this branch and the increased attendance shows that she is well liked. Professor Spencer is hack in his place as head of the Latin department after a couple of years' absence, lie has been taking graduate work at Columbia University. and so returns even better prepared than formerly for his work. Miss Wirt, after another year's absence in Germany, is welcomed back as head of the German department. On account of her wide experience and travel Miss Wirt is now enabled to give very fine courses in this branch. We are also very glad to welcome Miss Alice Richardson as instructor in biology and Mr. James W. Lakin as instructor in mathematics. These are the principal changes in the Faculty and the courses of the College, and have only served to increase the prominence and superiority of the University of Denver. The growing tendency on the part of the College to look to the professional schools as the best place for continuing the preparation for life, and on the part of the professional schools to look to the College as the source of its best prepared recruits is making the College more and more conscious of the fact that it is a part of a still greater unity—the University—and that its usefulness is gradually receiving its due appreciation. 21 5E.HI OE 22 SENIOR CLASS President ................. Vice-President.............. Secretary.................. Treasurer................... Annual Committee............ Class Color: .........................Marcia Murray ........................D. Shelton Swan ...........................Ruth Wallace .......................Mary E. Wallihak ..........................Clyde E. Ellis Cerise Red and Turquoise Blue. Rip! Rah! Roar! Rip! Rah! Roar! X ineteen! X inetcen! Nineteen Four! YELLS One, Two, Three, Four, What for! Who for! Who're you going to yell for? Senior! Senior! Nineteen-ought-four!! Oui Suinus? Qui Suinus? Head of the College Supremus! 1904! Rah! Rah! Rah! S-K-X-l-O-R ! Senior MARCIA MURRAY. President- 23 EDITH J. BOUGHTON. MARY E. WALLIHAN. O. SHELTON SWAN. EDITH M. REESE. by Hopkins I'hutua by Hopkins. GERTRUDE STEWART. MARGARET McNEIL. WILLIAM L. SHUMWAV. MARY D. RECKLY. M. D. EDITH J. WYLIE. I’hoto l� y I o|ikin MARY E HINCHLIFF THEODORE M. STUART. WILBUR M. ALTER. CLYDE E- ELLIS. WINTON M. AULT. Photo by Badglky, Annette—Latin. English.......................Manual T. H. S. Bough ton, Edith Jean—Latin, English...................E. Denver H. S. Beyer, Henry Otley—Clicmistrv. Mathematics........Cornell College. Iowa Davis. Mary Elizabeth—English, Latin...................E. Denver H. S. Easton, Emma M.—Chemistry, Biology..........................Doanc College Hinchliff, Mary Ellen—English. Biology. .State Normal, New Breton. Conn. McNeil, Margaret—Philosophy, German...........................W. Denver H. S. Foster, Isaiah Wesley—Chemistry, History, Economics. .Cornell College, Iowa Murray. Marcia—English, Chemistry. Philosophy.........D. l Preparatory Neva, Pearl Elizabeth—Philosophy, Biolog)-.....................Wolfe Hall. Denver Pollock, Helen Agnes—Romance Languages. German................. .................................Williamsport. Dickenson Seminary Putnam. John Jacob—Biology. Mathematics........University of Nebraska (Special Degree Bachelor of Science) Reckly, Mary D.. M. D.—Biolog)-. Chemistry...................University of Colorado Reese, Edith May—German. Romance I-anguagcs. English. .Pennsylvania H. S. Shumway. William Loren—Philosophy. English..............Cornell University Swan, De Witt Shelton—Mathematics. Chemistry...........Greeley High School Van Dellen, Elzo Lurrert—History. Political Science. Greek. .Univ. of Chicago Wallace. Ruth—Chemistry, French........................E. Denver H. S. Wai.lihan, Mary Eri.ene—Chemistry, English. Philosophy... .Manual T. H. S. Woni.ford, Minna Kohskr—English. History.. .Normal School. Ir.mjx)ria. Kan. Wyi.ik. Edith Jeannette—Economics. Political Science, Mathematics.. ..............................................W. Denver H. S. Alter, Wii.bur McClure—Chemistry. Mathematics.........D. U. Pre|� ratory Ault, Winton M.—History. Economics. Chemistry........Ft. Collins H. S. Ellis. Clyde Eugene—History. Economics. Philosophy...N. Denver H. S. Reid. John Monroe—English. Biology.......................Hiram College Stewart. Gertrude—English. Philosophy................Wheatridge H. S. Stuart. Theodore Mallory—Mathematics. Chemistry..................... .....................................High School. Chariton. Iowa Carlson. Florence—Philosophy. Latin..........................W. Denver II. S. Dollinger. Forrest John—German. Latin........................ ........................Poland Stanford. Jr.. University of California Eggkk. Joseph Karl Rudolph—German. Psychology......................... Hoenshkl. Amos Domf.r—German. Mathematics.....................Uamplxdl University Harrison. Thomas Samuki.—Chemistry. English................... ...........................State School of Mines. Indiana University Kendall. Zella A.— Philosophy. Science...........Colorado State Normal Spivak. Jennie Charsky—English. Biology..................University of Pennsylvania (Special IX'grce. Bachelor of Literature.) Stingley, Lei. a Loren a—Mathematics. French.............Leland Stanford. Jr. 30 THE SENIOR FAREWELL The time has conic when we must pass From out the school a Senior class, In mournful guise. We know our fame will pass away As swift as dawn of coming clay, ‘Xeath tropic skies. With knowing smile they see us leap, They think to laugh when we shall weep At our disgrace. The biting touch of Life they say Will turn the learning we display To pewter base. Wisdom will come with frequent sigh. Quiver of lip and tearful eye— To us at last. “We live and learn.' the saying goes. Hut crystal truth will cause our woes And lalior vast. Joyful as childhood's happy laugh We meet with scorn and merry chaff, The talk of fear. Why should we fear or look with dread ()n future years when all that's said Are fancies drear? C. E. E. 3' 3 % JUNIOR CLASS President—First ami Second Terms...........................F. Leslie Vcatch President—Third Term.........................•..................J. Paul Lee Vice-President...............................................Harry C. Warner Secretary....................................................Chas. E. Morse Treasurer.................................................Grace A. Stephens Colors—Purple and White. YELLS Who’s alive! Who’s alive! Juniors! Juniors! 1905! Kali. Kali. Rah! Kali. Kali. Kali! Kah. Rah, Kali! JUNIOR!!! 33 He’s a hustler, that’s no dream. Who in chapel used to scream: “All come out—support the team.” Harry W. Allen. Lassie with the ways dcttiun She’s so quiet and mature. Also studious—that’s sure. Lorencic S. Anderson. All who know her well agree Extra bright in mind is she, Casting nets in Learning’s sea. A Icy E. Case. I’hotos by Hopkin . 34 Gentle, unobtrusive one. Trying giddy things to shun— Cramming books to her is fun. Grace T. Courtney. Very good at tennis; and. In chemistry, we understand. Does his work with skillful hand. Vincent I. Daniels. Did we like her? From the start! Music is her finest art. Don’t her smiles just win your heart? Daisy M. Dillon. 35 Photos by Hopkins. Extra proud, a little shy— Don’t you sec it in her eye?— Earnest, frank; her aims are high. Elizabeth D. Etlsall. Marguerites we all do prize. Rather sweet and rather wise— Fun just twinkles in her eyes. Marguerite R. Frink. Great respect this man deserves. At Ambition’s call lie serves; Given duties, he ne’er swerves. (leorge A. (iebhart. l hnto� by llopktn 36 Willingly his part he’ll do, Conscience clear and purpose true. He’s a gentleman clear through. W alter C. Heckcndorf. Just an earnest, studious lad (Preachers’ sons aren't always had), Learning seems to In his fad. J. Paul Lee. Girls, she’s far ahead of you: Caught a husband at I). V. Might be she’ll give you a clue. Grace C. Martin. 37 Photo by Hopkins Certainly, he can orate; ’E's the best in this whole state! My! he makes D. U. feci great. Chas. E. Morse. 44Come and trip it as ye go. “For, says he. “why make life slow? “Merry Ik and spend your dough.” Chas. F. Morris. i'hutus by Ilopklnn Life to her is not a lark. Hut she means to make her mark. Spricht sic Dcutsch? Ach! she’s a shark. Laura B. Scott. 3� Gentle ever, ever kind, Any fault no one can find; She’s just right in heart and mind. Grace A. Stephens. Excellent in work is she. Marvellous her industry. To this fact we all agree. Edna M. Terry. M errv is her name and way. Gracious to her friends each day. Tis what all the students say. Mary Grace Twomblv. 39 Photo by Hopkin Ev cry body’s friend is he. Eusincss-like to high degree. Up to date in courtesy. Ernest 15. I'pton. F x t-l all captain ’03 was he. Ladies’ man. as all can sec. Versatile as one can lie. I . Leslie Veatch. I'hniuH by Here’s a music-loving lass. Who’s admired bv all the class. w 1 ienrietta Walker. 40 lie's our track man: and, to boot. Can with feeling clocutc. While his voice can shame the flute. Harry C. Warner. Hchohl the beauty of the class. Marvel at this dark-eyed lass. W ho will smile at few. alas! I� ess. M. Wilson. Chances are. you'll think him wise As you l k into his eyes. Well. you're right there. I surmise. Chester A. Wolff. by llojiklnx. 4 HISTORY OF THE NAUT1FIVE FAMILY It was in September of 1901 that we first appeared at the University of Denver. Strange to say, we had not consulted each other, hut came with one accord. Whether or not the Sophomores were glad to see us. we never knew. It was certain the Seniors did not go out of their way to welcome us. nor did tlu Faculty gaze on us with great admiration or expectation of great things. For a while it was all hustle ami bustle with us. getting used to the ways of the institution. But in a few lays we came out in our colors, and kept them, contrary to the hollow predictions of the Sophs. We were the only class to put our llag on the stand-pipe. Some color-blind Soph next morning t«x� k it for a hawk and commenced target shooting at it. As the flag was somewhat too large we did not object much to having it made smaller. Then came the “cane-rush.’ When the dust cleared away ami was sufficiently removed from the countenances of the participants, it was discovered that the glory of the Sophomores was trailing in the dust. We hail surprised the upper class men by this time, so lieing elated we attempted to paint a few 05‘s around the park in various places. The Faculty looked into the matter and then we attempted to scrub the c 5 s off by the toilsome method of using sandpaper! However, we were quite successful. Along in the winter came the Freshman-Sophomore oratorical contest. Well, we didn't win! But, then, we never did talk much, any way. But when it came to athletics, actions always s| kc louder than words. Soon we became Sophomores! For sonic reason life Ingan to take on a brighter aspect. Occasionally we deigned to sj� eak to the Freshmen and got their flag in no time from the top of the Liberal Arts Building. Then came the Fresh- 42 X man-Sophomore foot-ball game, which we won 5 to o. It was easily won. although Perkins unfortunately broke his leg just as the game was called. Not much else was doing until the Freshman-Sophomore oratorical contest. This time the Freshmen won. Mr. Heckendorf was the hero of the hour. But for some reason he was not happy, and it was not until he affiliated himself with the Junior class this last year that lie has begun to he his cheerful self. Later in the year one of our number won first place at the local contest and Mr. Zercher, at the class meet, won the individual prize. And now we are Juniors! The year so far has certainly been a success. As a class we are proud, not of our work as a class, hut proud of the individualism and personality of the members of the class. Foremost for his ability is Charles Morse, winner of second place in the State Oratorical Contest. Then there is Captain Y’eatch of the football team, anti president of the State Oratorical Association for the next year. Ernest Upton, the financier and business manager; Paul Lee, the man of thought: Mr. Allen, the champion of the young ladies, and Harry Warner, whose liquid notes have jwnver to soothe the savage breast, with Walter Heckendorf, the future statesman, all are Juniors! Turn now to the fair Juniors: Behold the grace, beauty, wit and humor we have here! Who can imitate the melodies of a Miss Walker, or find the sweetness and charm of a Miss Dillon or Miss Twombly? But it is unnecessary to remind the reader of these pervading characteristics of the class. We can only, after our failures and mistakes, refer you to the thought that “ Tis not what man does which exalts him. hut what man would do. Thus always ready and up and doing we can say with one accord : Who's alive! Who's alive! We are! We are! 1905. 43 SOPHOMORE CLASS Robert M. Drysdale...... Edwin Green............. Helen Stidger........... M. M. Bulkeley.......... Luella T. Corbin........ E. E. C. Williams................ Edward Light, Helen Stidger, Edwin Green ..............President .........Vice-President ..............Secretary .............Treasurer .......Class Historian Captain of Track Team ..............Committee Colors—Cerise and Steel-gray. YELL Uu Rah! Ru Rah! Ru Rah Rix! Nineteen! Nineteen! Nineteen Six!! ROLL CALL-1 906 Dork Amerman, Robert AI. Drysdale, Elmo Woodard, Edwin G. Green, Earl Hemphill, Edward II. Light, Paul S. Worth, Ernest M Hawkes, Cranston II. Carpenter, Max M. Bulkeley, Burr J. French, Frank E. S. Williams Jess Hanks, George E. Winterbourne. AI iss (ii.KN n i k Waters. .Miss Fern Mitchell, Miss Ruby Albert, AIiss Lora K. Lknord. Miss Clara Webster, Miss Vera De Wolfe, AIiss Susie Winton, AIiss Helen Decker, Miss Blossom Henry, Miss Ethel Parks, AI iss 11 elen Stidger . AIiss Mary Uz .ell, AIiss Ethel T. Odgkrs, AIiss Julia Doughty. Miss Lillian Hall, Miss Luella T. Corbin, Miss Ethel Miller, Miss Jessie Thompson. 45 Frank Williams. Elmo Woodard, Susie Wixton. Helen Stidger, Mary Uzzell. Rohkrt Drysdale, Edwin Green, Helen Decker. Ethel Parks. Lillian Hall, Paul Worth, Ernest Hawkes. Max IU lkelky. Julia Dour,hty, Jessie Thompson. Ethel Odgebs, CHRONICLES OF THE SOPHOMORE CLASS CHAPTER I. 1. In the beginning wo were Freshmen, mill gloried wo In It. ami never before our day wore there Freshmen like unto us. 2. For. verily, say I unto ye that In that even our first year we were righteous anil full of the spirit of Freshness. Selah. 3. Are the Freshmen of this year In this wise? 1. Nay. verily, I say unto you they are not; they rise not up to do Iniquity as It Is meet for them to do. 5. They lie In stupor as drunk with red wine; they Ignore all things wicked and Fresh-I Ike. 6. For nil their days are passed In foolish learning. 7. Behold! we raised our flag to a most high pinnacle of glory, and it endureth there for days, yea. for weeks und months, also. 8. And none were they able to lower It. 9. Did the Freshmen of this day and generation make the school glad by like deeds? 10. Nay. not so. Therefore is my spirit vexed within me. 11. For they gather together and the wise men of their number consult together and. lo! they appear 12. CJlrded In Cerise and Gray, even our own colors. 13. Woe be unto them! For they shall perish. Selah. 14. Know ye that we accept all challenges? 15 On the foot 1stII field we paw the ground and the glory of our nostrils Is terrible. 18. We mock at fear: We go forth to meet the i added warriors 17. And they are no more. IS. But in these days It Is not so. for. tic-hold. the Dean raiseth himself on high on the chapel rostrum, and he thundereth forth a challenge from us. 13. That the Freshmen of this day contend with us in football. 20. But they wake not; they snore; they blink at us In Incomprehension everlastingly. 21. O, verily, this matter, sutticcth to kindle our righteous wrath, and it Is exceeding great. 22. Never In the land of this our forefathers has there been such iniquity. 23. Therefore we write a chronicle, yea. The weakly FRKSIImen. 24. Wherein we reproach the ways of these our servants, and after many days, 25. Ia . there appeareth In our midst a small white card wherewith these our enemies turn their righteous Indignation upon us. 26. And It Is of exceeding great silliness and the school scarce heedeth It. 27. And, lo. it Is forgotten and perlslteth and no man may tell where It Is. Selah. 2X. In oratory It Is even the same and we vanquish all enemies. 23. We say. Ha. Ha. for we smell the liattle afar off; and the thunder of the con teslauts and the shouting. 30. And we rise and slay them. 31. But ye. Oh Freshmen do not In like manner. 32. Ye fools! When will ye be wise? Selah. CHRONICLES Continued CHAPTER 11 1. Rejoice and be exceeding glad. Turn now thy heart unto praise and thanksgiving. 2. For have ye not t’ Sophomores? (Jlory to our name. 2. See how marvelous are the Work of these thy Sophomores, for lo. they nourish like a green bay tree, and their cohorts nrc without numlrer. 4. Understand ye they hold many offleos. and on the track team they are of great prowess, so that S They are frequently anointed with sweet oil and Pond’s Kxtract. (. Tea. also, after the manner of men they give parties and great Is the glory thereof. 7. And It lias come to pus In thl our day there have been two of them. And never was their like. 9. For, lo. there was feasting and music ami great Joy among their number at the house of our ha ml •maiden Helen, daughter of Stldger. 10. So also was it In the house of Jessie, daughter of Thompson, when the Seniors. 11. Yen. those glorious ones, were with us. and when we dejmrted thence the cock crew. 12. i'raised be the name of Sophomore and reverenced from afar off. 13. Upon a harp of ten strings praise e the name of Sophomore. 14. For we say In our hearts. Tush, wr shall never be cast down. 16. King how great are our works. 8elah. Thus endeth the Chronicles of the Sophomore Class, as it was written according to LUELLA T. CORBIN Class of 1906. • • 49 Photos by Hopkins. oo ¥ FRESHMAN CLASS President—First and Second Terms.............................Clyde O. Spain President—Third Term..............................................Arthur E. White Vice-President......................................................Lena M. Harper Secretary.....................................................May Scii iffer Treasu .....................................................Clar knce Ba k ek Sergeant-at-Amis.........................................1 homas L. Ashby Annual Committee................................................... Anna R. C harles. Lena M. Harper, Winifred M. Chase. Arthur E. White, Wilbur I). Steele. Colors—Wine and Cream. 5 THE FRESHMAN CLASS IDYLS OF NINETEEN SEVEN A fragment of an old Celtic poem, traualated, modernized and annotated. And then, at dawn, as the mists rose over the dewy lowlands, A stalwart knight, clad in white armor, rode into the forest And laid his course toward the mountain, whereon is the temple of learning, The sanctuary of Minerva, the beautiful goddess of wisdom. Onward straight he rode, till, crossing the pathway before him, A youth divest of brains, a witless child of the forest, Commenced to curse and taunt him and to hurl at him monstrous re vi lings, Engendered alone in the mind of one possessed of a devil. Straight dismounted the knight to put an end to his cryings. Grasped the wretched fool and hushed his idiot babblings. Then tied him fast to a sapling and faced him away from the pathway. So all might see on his back the beautiful golden handing. The streak of purest yellow that traced artistically down it.0 Then turning, the knight continued his journeying toward the mountain. Scarce had he gone a league when a rushing wind blew o’er him; Hot was the air and stiHing. as the blast from the door of a furnace. And seemingly radiating from a vortex not far distant. Into the teeth of the gale advanced the knight, unflinching. And after going some distance he came on the cause of the tumult: For there, on a sorry steed, sat a knight in armor, conversing. Telling into the void his valor and past achievements. And with l.is valiant charger holding unceasing communion, While around him in widening circles, and spreading in every direction. Eddied the blasts of “hot air” assailing the path of the traveller. Then rode the White Knight forward and raising his colors he dial longed. Ceased the flow of words, but the stranger, frozen with terror, Moved not. till, tottering, his gaunt steed l ore him forward. While his lance, held by a hand trembling with fear ami excitement. Missed the targe of his foe and clove the defenseless landscape. Surer, the lance of the White Knight, striking the casque of the talker. Split it and burst it in twain, and revealed to the light of heaven The belled cap ami coxcomb of a fool. Some Jester, escaped From the court of a far-ofT king, arrayed in the guise of a knight. Had thought to fool the world. Had failed Slowly, the steed. Turning his wearied head, read the mystic inscription. Writ on his rider’s brow, and died. The inscription: Sophomore.' Then passed the White Knight forward, nor looked he hack to where. Beside the faithful “pony” he had rid so hard. Defiling the mire wherein he lay,grovelled the fool. • This passage concerning the foolish youth ha , for a long lime, been a subject of controversy among literary and historico critical authorities, but at present the opinion of the majority of tne beat critics seems to be that the passage has reference to n foolish band of idiotic youths that had ita existence at the time of the writing, and whose members styled themselves Preps.'’ •• This Hddle seems to bear some curious significance, as in the roost id-dent MSS. of the poem we find it written always in l,igbt Grcen characters; very bad characters, to be sure, and invariably found in every line containing ••hot-air. Then for many long days continued the White Knight journeying. Beset by numberless dangers, but braving them; ever undaunted; Obstacles grievous o’crooming ami barriers set in his pathway; Ever drawing nearer his goal, the temple of wisdom. Ofttimcs he met in his goings joumeyers seeking the temple. But ne’er could they follow him long, so swift his unwearied passage. One day, meeting a knight of a nobler mold than the common. They journeyed together a space, and at even' shared the same campfire. Making merry’ a while, and. at dawning, two brothers, parting Junior was this knight called, a gentleman noble and courteous. Again the Knight met a man. or rather perceived him sitting On a log at the base of the mountain, with his back to the temple of wisdom. l ong his beard, bald his head, and wat’ry his eyes with reading; Scattered around him, books and parchments covered with writing; Always mumbling a legend, sitting, his back to the mountain: Qui Sumusf Qui SumusT Head of the College Supremus! ever repeating. Away turned the Knight in disgust, soliloquizing on this wise: So this poor man is mad. and dreams lie is wise as Minerva; And knows not that he knows not that which he knows not, and knowing not is happy.” Then began the White Knight the last ascent of the mountain. Long he struggled upward, ever nearing the summit, Never gazing backward, but ever intently forward. Till in a glow of triumph he entered the hall of Minerva; And the light from the Goddess of learning illumined the mystic symbols Traced on the snow-white targe of the Knight in the Snow-White Armor: The Symbols, 1907. 54 FRESHMAN PARTY, CLASS 1907 One (lay last September, shortly after School had assumed its regular routine, there appeared in the letter rack an unofficial-looking envelope, bearing the following address: Miss Helen C rane, 1253 So. 15th St., and in one corner the number 67. Now there was nothing extraordinary in this; but let us watch the faces of the students as they cast glances at the rack as they pass. Seniors, Sophomores, Juniors pass by, not in the least attracted by the little envelope in the corner of the rack; but here comes a Freshman. Let us watch him. He approaches the rack, spies the envelope, looks cautiously around, then slips his notebook from his pocket and writes. Then another and another Freshman apjx ar and walk away with smiling faces. What was there atom an address that could have such a pleasant effect upon so many? Just this: The Freshmen gave their first party at the home of Miss Crane. It might not have added to the pleasure of the evening for the other classmen to have known when and where the Freshman party was to lx , so the little envelope fulfilled its mission well. 'Hie principal feature of the evening was the illustrating of songs. Mr. Steel's “Under the Hamboo Tree, and Mr. Ashby’s “Just as the Sun Went Down,” being among those most worthy of mention. Miss Lulu Clark received a pretty silver paper knife as a prize for being the most intellectual guest. The house was tastefully decorated and dainty refreshments were served. Each one proclaimed his enjoyment of the evening and predicted many more such pleasant times for the class of ’07. (Mr. Spain is willing to lose his geology again.) 55 THE ANCIENT ROMAN Oh, the Roman was a rogue. He erat, was you belt uni: He ran his automobilis And smoked his cigarcttum ; He wore a diamond studibus And elegant cravatum. A maxima cum laude shirt Ami such a stylish hattum! He loved the luscious hic-hacc-hoc. And bet on games and equi; At times he won; at others, though. He got it in the nequi. He winked (quousque tandem?) At pucllas on the Forum, And sometimes even made Those goo-goo oculorum! He frequently was seen At coml ats gladiatorial. Aud ate enough to feed Ten boarders at Memorial; I le often went on sprees. And said on starting homus, Hie labor, opus est. ( h, where’s my hic-liaec-domus ? ’ INSIDE OF LARGE OBSERVATORY 57 FACULTY OF THE LAW SCHOOL Lucius V. Hoyt. S. B.. A. M.. LL. B.................................... Sales of Personal Property; Negotiable Paper; Mining I-avv, Corjx� rations Charles J. Hughes. Jr.. A. M...........................Lecturer on Mining Law George C. Manly. A. M., LL. B.........Elementary Law; Torts; Quasi Contracts William I . Hillhouse. LL. B.............................Equity Jurisprudence Tyson S. Dines, A. M...................................................Evidence Benjamin E. Woodward. LL. B...........................................Insurance John H. Denison, A. B........................Common Law and Code Pleading L. Ward Bannister, A. B., LL. B..............Water Rights and Irrigation Law John K. Neal, A. B., A. M.. Pit. D.. LL. B............................ Constitutional Law; Carriers; Roman Law; International Law; Comparative Jurisprudence. William V. Hodges. LL. B........Wills and Administration; Agency; Partnership George P. Costigan. Jr.. A. M.. LL. B............................Real Property Samuel H. Thompson, Jr.. A. B..........................................Evidence Frederick R. Wright. A. B.. LL. II...........Criminal Law: Domestic Relations Cummins Ratcliflfe, A. B.. LL. 11.................Contracts; Personal Property Charles R. Brock. B. S.........................................Equity Pleading 59 THE DENVER LAW SCHOOL The Denver Law School is a department of the University of Denver and occupies one of the University buildings, known as the Haish Building, at the corner of Arapahoe and Fourteenth streets. The school is equipped with large and commodious lecture rooms, a large library room, containing an excellent ami extensive collection of case and text lx� oks. reports and encyclopaedias. Each year the Law School has added to its course of study and corps of lecturers and instructors, until now the three years of instruction embrace all the more important branches of the law, more attention being given to those subjects of special importance in this state. Under the able direction of Lucius W. Hoyt, the present dean, the case system has been largely adopted in many of the courses, though nearly all are supplemented by some text-book work and lectures by instructors ami memliers of the Denver bar. The elective system is not in vogue here, partly owing to the fact that the course of study is so well selected that it meets the needs and demands of all the students. The requirements for admission are nearly the same as to the College of Liberal Arts and a strict compliance with these rules is required. However, a majority of the students at the present time are college graduates, while a number of the others have taken from one to three years work in college. The Denver I.aw ScIhkiI has exceptional advantages in its location, being in Denver. The students have the use of the State Law Library, the largest and | e$t library in the West, together with several other large private libraries. Then, too, they have access to a number of courts, several of which are in session continually throughout the entire year. In summing up the statement one can well say that any person who expects to practice law in the West can get the best preparation by taking the three-years course of study at the Denver Law School. 60 TABLETS OF FAME While sleeping in Real Property one day one of the members of the class had a dream. 1 le dreamt that he was living in the year 2004 and that he was a “rising young attorney.” whiling away his time in the Hall of Fame. So real was the dream that he was astounded and awed at the tablets he saw on the walls, intermingled with Webster. Lincoln and “Quashi Washburn. But one cannot blame him for his emotion: for. like all young lawyers, he was still in his dream of sena-torship. from which, however, there must l e a sad awakening, since all classes do not achieve such fame. All being equally notorious, the tablets were arranged in alphabetical order, as follows: “Infant Bradficld. in whom there was no guile. He was long on stories. “Pedce Berdel—Married President of the Anti-Cigarette League. He lived to scintillate. “Babbling Brooks—Seldom seen. Fanner” Browns—Husband and father: compounder of the modern divorce laws. “Feisttv Famine—C riminals convicted—one (sclf-confcsscd). He made such bum jokes. Miss Carter—A jolly good “feller.” “Cupid Crawford—Pennsylvania Dutch. He had no conscience. “Denny De Xise—A voice from the tomb. He was Irish by the clock. “Deacon” Deardorf—J. (). P. Pride of the “(� et-Wise-Quick Corner. “Fliza Dowey Downey—Kx-school inarm. Poet, orator and oil can. tiarcelon—The last survivor of the Stork family. He chewed his r‘s. “Tottie” Foley—Jury Mixer. Popular with the girls, a great politician and boss of the ward. Woolly” Griffith—A mongrel of many nationalities, with a Jenny Lind voice. “Shorty Holt—Bull whacker. He was an F.. Z. Mark. “Happy Hooligan Howard. He had a cherubic smile. Olic” Jones—Master of Smiles. Thousands j assed around his “beer.” 61 “Pud” Lake—Owler. Me wrote about “Domestic Relations. “Beef Lee—Knock, don't boost. He collaborated with Mother Goose. “Mugsy” Meyers—Big Mitter. Almost got a political job. Pat McKay—Storm brewer and hot-air generator. Noble—He isn't dead, just neglected to wake up. “Rinkle Rickel—Beau Brununel—Gang boss on the Grand Boulevard. “Shay” Shaw—Wise acher. Every one liked him. “Tobey” Stanley—Dutch Descent. My! but he could “butt in.” “Eben Holden Stover—Rural wit. He had a quixotic temperament. “Hammer Handle Stephenson—Book Boner, made a good record, not too fast. “Dad” Tittsworth. He learned to do things as done in Princeton. “Brick” Whitney—King High Roller; a prodigy. “Windy” Winters—Me and Cornell. “Vanity Fair” Van Xostran—Ballet danseuse. He could hold a good hand. The dreamer had just finished the Hall of Fame and was going down the Rogues’ Gallery to see the Freshman when George Pctronious shouted “It might be an incubator baby.” and the dream ended. 6 2 “THE FRESHMEN LAWS” First impressions count for much. We arc constrained, then, to inquire what first became noticeable in this galaxy of notorious (we use the word advisedly) disciples of Blackstone. Other classes have entered the Law School and have been known variously as the “first-year men.” “the beginners' class, “the new class, etc. Blit the class of 1906 in the naivest of ways took to the name “Freshman” as a duck to water. It was a case of love at first sight. And no one will gainsay but that it is a fine match. But further indicia of greatness and power, mirabile dicta, soon began to shake the Haish Building to its very foundation. And when our beloved Dean contemplated his fresh young brood his heart heat with high hopes, for here, at last, was a Freshman class that was up to date. To preach competition to them was to preach to the winds. Combination-organization was their shibboleth. What magic in that word “organize ! Let us organize and have a good time, and incidentally learn the law. said they. Accordingly, organizations sprang up and multiplied as mushrooms in the night. For instance, there were the “Debating Club.” the “Get-Wise-Quick Club. the “Flunkies’ Club” and the “Williams Limited.” In fine, so many organizations that the humblest of Freshmen held at least three offices. Perhaps among the best entertainers was the “Chopin Quartette,” which once sang a little ditty about one Kate, who was coming through the rye. Katie did passably well till she came to the aforesaid “rye, when the Chopinitcs disgracefully forsook her. They were after the rye. We would suggest that the troubadours bring a balloon into service. And as Dr. LeRossignol aptly says. “The music (?) of the quartette was only surpassed by that of the Mandolin Club.” The “Pink-a-pankists” exhibited rare felicity in appropriating different keys to their own peculiar role and separate uses. But. after all. in the last analysis it is not the organizations that make the University (?) go. but rather the sturdy individuals who are the life of the organizations. And. although one would never find any difficulty in recognizing any of the Freshmen wherever one might see a member, since they all have the indicia of their little colony, and are decidedly sui generis, yet a closer diagnosis will reveal different not uninteresting characteristics. First and foremost comes “the noblest Roman of them all.” Mr. Wayne C. Williams. This young gentleman is the president of the “Williams Ltd.”, an organization founded specially to revolutionize the world in 90 days. Mr. Williams is a pencil-pusher of ability and a “j'iner of the j’iners. His diary will disclose the following arrangement of a strenuous day’s work: “Advertising Colo.. 4 hrs.: Freshman Law School Politics. 8 hrs.: Sleep, including pq)€-dreams. 10 hrs.; meals, 2 hrs.: studies, the remainder. Mr. Carl Gordon, admittedlv. and deservedly, the P� eau Brummcl and the 63 Lord Chesterfield of the Freshmen. Only prominent characteristics: hails from Rochester, an admirer of Grover Cleveland, fir ini a facie a great lexicographer. Basse!—H. C. Bassel—Mr. !!. Clifton Basse!, if you please. The most important. serious-looking man in the whole “shebang.” He can make Napoleon look like the proverbial “plugged teii-cent piece.” His most renowned accomplishment this school year is that he has never yet lieen found wanting in verbal expression when asked any question in the class room. “Bluff. did I hear you say? Perish the thought! Wallace Platt— Wallic” has been elected by “Organization No. 53 to the high office of “class custodian for Coke upon Littleton, and all other difficult and useless portions of the law.” His length should not lx lost sight of. and we should not fail to give him credit for a more or less uncertain rumor that he is popular with the ladies. Mr. Patrick Murphy is about 3 x4 ft. and he is “ag in the government. He looks quite nobby in his baggy trousers and his coat of the University cut. We would remind the fair ones at University Park that this is Ix ap Year, and, unless they hasten. Mr. Murphy will lx doomed. Mr. Ellis is the “official opposcr of any human being that takes up any side of any question. If you argue that the sun shines by day, it will lx our friend's bounden duty to rebut and show that it shines by night. We can only account for this strange alxrration from the norm of the ordinarily reasonable mind by the suggestion that jx-rhaps Mr. Ellis heard some one say that the highest quality of a lawyer is “to prove that black is white.” There are some twenty other characters in this blooming young class. Lack of space forbids us to give them the mention they deserve. In passing, mention might l e made of Mr. Wilbur Alter, who is the lx st Indian in the class. He is so stoical, you know. T. Stuart, commonly known as Teddy, is. next to Carl Gordon, the most l pular of all. Sweeney, from Columbia, has a distinguishing smile. Ault is a Scandowegian of note, and Reed looks important. To conclude this fleeting notice of a weighty subject, we would say that if it is better to lx active than inactive, then the Freshmen are so much to the good. May their activity lx rounded by the force of experience, and may it all result to the glory of the I-aw School and the good of themselves. “S«� say we all of us. Exeunt. 64 A SPRING-DAY KILLING Muse History, having mixed together the most sombre colors in her paint box, has presented to our view the pictures of many terrible massacres. We look with horror upon the butchery of the valiant Spartans at Thermopylae and shudder at the awful slaughter which Emperor Diocletian waged against the early Christians. But these carnages are as tame as woman's club meetings when compared with what the “Laws did to the “Dents in base-hall one spring day. As Mr. Anthony said to a group of friends: “() what a fall was there, my countrymen. Somehow the Czar of the Dents got some dope-seed mixed in his Bull Durham, and as a result of the dream which ensued a communication was sent to the Law School which, beneath the misspelled words and illegible scrawl, proved to be a challenge to a base-ball game. The “Laws having nothing else to do on that particular afternoon, accepted the invitation to contest, and at the appointed time, appeared with their bunch of talent. After waiting a long while and wondering if their opponents were still traveling per last year's calendar, the motley crowd from the tooth-drawers' department appeared. Each of them had a bottle of nerve tonic in his pocket, and one timid little fellow was mournfully humming Just Break the News to Mother. The “Dent captain, lovingly known as Blondy, taking his aggregation to one side, thus addressed them in a voice which musicians style “ iulce ': “Ye call me chief, and ve do well to call me chief. For have I not felt the muscles of the great Sandow. and did 1 not once carry the suit-case of the Terrible Turk from the depot to Coliseum Hall? Follow my directions, my men. and I will make the front of your vests look like medal display cards; if you desert me, we will be lost in an impenetrable forest. Remember that we are going up against an array of ball-players, ‘in whom there is no variableness, neither shadow of turning.’ Captain Griffith, of the “Laws. having won on the toss of the coin, chose the field and the massacre began. Bate, of the “Dents. went to the bat, but having failed to make the piece of lumber connect with the sphere which Pitcher Lilliard hurled past him, the umpire waved him aside. Linton next stepped into the batter’s box. but the manner in which he struck at the ball caused the spectators to believe that he was afflicted with the spring fever, with no brand of sarsaparilla to fall back on. Next came King, in whom the “Dents had placed their hopes; he feebly hit the hall, but made his get-away like a mud lark, and the rude umpire said that he wouldn’t do. The Dents’ score card showing three horse collars in succession, the Laws took their turn at the stick. Shorty Holt picked up the slab and sent a hot one through short-stop, who seemed asleep at the switch. It was gall and wormwood and bitter aloes to the tooth-repairers to see the “Laws hit the round object and then do the boombashay from bag to bag. The out-fielders forgot their lines and couldn't act. and the basemen had the dyed-in-the-wool sort of palpitation of the heart. Pitcher Brannen swallowed his “kismet and murmured Just keep the flowers watered on my grave. and “Blondy asked when the next car went to town. At the end of the fourth inning the “Laws’ ” score got so large that the regulation score book was discarded, and the tallies were recorded on a cash reg-tiser. In fact, the game developed into a burlesque on “()ur Old Cat. and became about as interesting as a Greek manuscript to a Chinese laundryman. Finally the “Dents. not wishing to prolong the farce, left the play-ground to the tune “We don’t know why we did it. but we did.” Thus the curtain was drawn over the awful scene of the massacre. 65 MOLAR The King of the Tribe of Dents pondered and was sore at heart, for the l-aws were ruling over all the land and for many generations had exacted tribute from all the lesser tribes. And it came to pass that as he smoked and | onderedf he tore his hair and wept, and called aloud upon his god. O Molar, why hast thou forsaken us?' And he hit his pipe, and dreamed. And as he dreamed behold, a vision of Molar appeared In-fore him. Now Molar was the most high god of all the Tribc of Dent-dotn. and his graven image was enshrined within the Dent museum and a most sacred altar was built before it. and Minor Blackus was the priest of Molar and the keeper of the temple. And the King awoke from his dream and was perplexed by his dream and was sore afraid, for he knew not what might l e the interpretation thereof, and he sent for Mazie. a certain damsel possessed of a spirit of divination, which brought her master much profit by soothsaying. And when the damsel was come and heard the pipe dream and the vision thereof which he had lieheld. the King demanded that she divine what might be its meaning, and he trembled with fear and promised the damsel that she should he clothed in scarlet and have a chain of gold about her neck. And it came to pass that the damsel opened her mouth and spake and said. “Oh. King, live forever. The meaning of thy vision is this: Molar hath crooked his car in thy direction and hath heard thine earnest supplications. Thou and thy people shall no more bow down in defeat l efore the Laws, but shall meet them on the field known as the diamond, which is an exceeding great field lying about two score and ten furlongs over against the rising sun. and thy god Molar will Ik- with thee and thou shall surely conquer.” And the King of the Tribe of Dents was filled with exceeding great joy and he arose and hugged himself and laughed: anil he told the dream ami the interpretation thereof unto his mighty men of valor and the) girded their loins and went forth unto battle. And they took the graven image of Molar from its sacred altar and Imre it before tlu-ni even unto the field of battle, and battle was joined ami the history thereof hath liccn truly recorded in another place. And when the Dents saw that they could not prevail, they called upon the name of Molar even unto the setting of the sun. saying. “() Molar: hear 11s!” But there was no voice nor any that answered. And it came to pass that the Laws mocked them and said. ‘‘Cry aloud, for he is a god. Fither Ik- is talking or he is pursuing, or perailvcnture he slee]K-th and must l e awaked.” And they cried aloud and ait themselves after their manner, with knives and lancets. And they knew that Molar was wroth In-cause they had taken him from his holy temple even unto the field of slaughter, and they repented that they had done so. nd it came to pass that Minor Blackus. the priest, removed the ribbons and gaudy decorations from off the cusps of Molar, and returned with him in sorrow even to his altar within tlu- holy precincts of the College Museum: and there was weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth among all the disciples of Molar, and they repented ami bowed down before him in sackcloth and ashes and wept, hut Molar would not be appeased. For Molar was exceeding sore at his people, for they had defiled him. and it came to jiass that when the shades of night had gathered Ik departed from his sanctuary and went out from his holy temple, and went, yea even unto the Triln- of the I-aws. for Molar was exceeding sore. And the Dents woke up early in the morning and lightcd their pi|K s to bum 66 incense unto Molar, and when they would have bowed down at the altar to worship behold he was gone, and the place thereof knew him no more. Then were the Dents wroth indeed and swore vengeance on all the Tribe of the Laws. And they concealed themselves and laid in wait and when divers men of the Tribe of the Laws were sojourning peacefully upon their way they set upon them as thieves in the night and carried them away captives even unto the temple of Molar. And in thus wise they took many captives, which they held for ransom. And the Dents searched throughout all the land, but behold their god could not l e found. Now it came to pass that when the Laws knew that their mighty men of valor had been taken captive, then were they sore vexed, but they were a haughty people and would not pay ranson to the Dents, but rather thought to call upon Lex Terree. Now Lex Terra was the most high god of the Laws and his fame had spread throughout the earth, and the Dents knew that his people would not call in vain: and it came to pass that the Dents did quake with fear and their countenance was changed, and their thoughts troubled them, so that the joints of their loins were loosed and their knees smote together beneath them, one against the other, and they immediately released the captives which they had taken, and sent them on their way rejoicing, and ljowed down and paid tribute to the Laws as before, and left their most high god. Molar, with the Laws as an hostage, and Molar remains with the Laws a hostage even unto this day. MOLAR—The God of the Dents. Thou shall have no other god before mc-Gray's Anatomy, XXXI. 2. C. K. Ei.us. I . I). Nelson. I . H. Martin, X. G. Gooijjy, C. R. Hassell, J. C . Sweeney. R. E. W'ixm rn. V. W. Platt, E. J. Murphy. J. M. Reid. C. J. Aliikrty. T. M. Stuart. V. C. Williams. W. M. Alter. J. H. Scholz. R. H. Clements. C. E. Smedley. C. S. Gordon. W. M. Ault. FRESHMAN CLASS OF President.................................... Vice- President.............................. Secretary-Treasurer.......................... Sergeant-at-Amis............................. 1906 ---C. E. S medley ....J. C. Sweeney ....P. D. Nelson .....C. S. Gordon MEMBERS OF THE CLASS G. C. Ackers, C. J. Albkrty. W.M. Alter, W. M. Ault, C. K. Hassell. R. 11. Clements, C. E. Ei.i.is. C. S. Gordon, N. G. Gooldy, F. E. Hawley, It. H. Martin, E. J. Murphy. I’. I). Nelson. W. W. Platt, J. M. Reid, J. I I. SCTIOLK. C. E. Smeih.ey, T. M. Stuart. J. C. Sweeney. J. Vredenrurgii. W. C. WILLIAMS. R. E. Win burn, X. A. Wylie. The present Freshman class of the Denver I-aw School is not behind other Freshman classes in considering itself the most brilliant and altogether the best class that ever entered the school. Anil this self-esteem has more actual facts accomplished to hack it up than have many Freshmen classes. In addition to being the largest class that has ever entered the school, it has been the first to have a Freshman class organization, and before our time, no debating club has ever existed in the school. Now there are two debating clubs, one comj oscd exclusively of Freshmen and the other officered by members of the class. The Freshman Parliamentary Club (within three weeks of the beginning of its existence), challenged the University Dchating Club to a series of three debates, of which one has already been held, resulting in a victory for us. The officers of the club are as follows: President. J. M. Reid; Vice-President. VV. M. Alter: Secretary-Treasurer, P. D. Nelson, and Sergeant-at-Amis. Charles S. Gordon. 69 The following verses have been collected from various sources, credit being given where due. and illustrate some of the more prominent characteristics of our illustrious and versatile class: Ted is a boy so very nice. We never thought that he ate mice. But such is the truth; he never fails To eat the mice and spit out the tails. —Anonymous, Year Bk. Hy. VIII, 1982. Bassell is an actor of sombre cast. His role Shakesperian. his repertoire vast: If he were as big as his voice is large. I le’d he about the size of an empty coal barge. —Murphy’s IMeas of the Crown. Vol. X. 621. Gooldy is the man from olT the range. No wonder, then, he seems so strange: He likes to exercise when it is hot. By tying cows' tails into a knot. —7 M. W.. 567. Of Gordon, so the story’s told. He lived in Lapland, where the nights are cold; He lived on the odor of onions fried. His senses forsook him. hut he never died. —7 A. Ellis. 2678. Alter is one of our favorite songsters. Of the Law School Quartet lie’s one of the monsters. A harp unstrung, a lute without strings. We’re always saddest when lie sings. —Law and Order Society v. Law School Quartet. 12 Y. V... 69. 70 Soft and sweet as the breezes of May. Far from the touch of cold sorrow, Williams is always in love with t'Dav: He never thinks of t’morrow. —Anon. Cr. Jac. 78. St. Fat s clay, a morning sweet. Yellow coon upon the street, Murphy on corner, blood in his eye; Missing coon,—new star in the sky. —()rder 4711, M. K. T. There’s a little red man called Ackers. Who lives upon cheese and crackers. In a queer little Hat. Too small for a rat. This little old man called Ackers. —Anon. G. (). Taylor. 3 tin. Yredenburgh. mein lieber Gott! Such a name that man has got! Rhymes untold I've tried to make. ( f no avail—it takes the cake. — to Platt. Smedlv Ellis. 75. Smedley is bad as bad can be. A man of vicious propensity. ()f him tis told, sad to relate. He will stay out till half-past eight. —4 X. J. Eq., 830. A bird of strange feather is our friend Scholz. Tho his feathers be long he never moults. A solitary bird, ne’er seen in a throng. A beautiful songster with never a song. —Gordon on KatclifYe. Page 39478. 7i There is a young fellow named Sweeney, Who was thinking one clay of his Queenev, The Prof, startled him so. That he answered Hello! How very confusing for Sweeney! —Co. 36b. 1584. There's a man from Ohio named Reid. Who’s trying the suckers to bleed: He will sell you fine cotton. Or rubber that’s rotten. And part you from dough you don’t need. —33 Ohio St., 333. Clements has the pinkest cheeks of all. Every night he’s dancing at a ball; Safe he from electrocution’s fate. For, if sentenced,—surely he’d be late. —4 Mod.. 755. Oh. Hawley is a hustler when it comes to jumping things, He can top ten three-foot hurdles in as many agile springs. And if ’twere only possible in that way to I first. He’d jump all his recitations, break the record, sure, or burst. —Anon. Yr. Bk.. 1482. Albertv’s a sport from New York. He’s an adept at pulling a cork ; In his lessons he’s bright. If only from spite, For lie’s just been brought by the stork. —6 B. S.. 4. Ault is a pieman, exceedingly sweet. If he were larger, he’d Ik large as his feet; White is his liair. blue are his eyes. The girls all like him as well as his pies. —Anon. Reign Chas. II. 1670. 72 Old Xelson is a typo, he works eight hours a night, Fingering a keyboard in a printing office bright. Ten hours he studies at the law. and that takes up the day; The question is. When does he sleep, or eat. or drink, or play? —8 Cox. C. C. 450 The man from Fort Lupton. named Winburn, At basket-ball oft makes bis shin burn. He can holler and yell, And debate pretty well, And his throat he has never made gin-burn. — 11 Kans., m. Martin was a robber bold, Upon a painted sea; He wept until he had a cold. For lack of company. —2 Irish Rep. 15. Wylie is our latest acquisition ; We don't know much of his disposition. Let us hope that all this dusty Law W ill not choke him and stick in his maw. —Inst. Justinian. Quoth Ellis: It does seem to me That here's the way it ought to be; I've reasoned it all out. you know; Tis true because I say it’s so.” —Meditations of (Jordon, Vol. 567, p. 27!K(� . Dated 152(1. A girlish fellow is our friend Platt: I le’s short and dumpy, rotund and fat. If anything shocking meets his eye. 1 le blushes and stammers and says. ()h. my 1 73 —Anon. Velverton. THE DEMOCRATIC CLUB 1 ft THE STUDENTS' DEMOCRATIC CLUB The Students Democratic Club of the University of Denver was formed in the Law IXpartment of the University in October. 1903. It bears the distinction of being the first student political organization in Colorado. The club was formed by young Democrats who are interested in the principles of their | arty and with the larger object in view of training for citizenship and aiding students to equip themselves for a reasonable and sensible particij ation in civic life. The consent of the University authorities was readily given for the formation of this club, it being understood that the organization is representative of student sentiment, solely, ami in no sense of the University, since the latter has ami can have no political affiliations. The membership has ! ecn largely confined to the Law School, where it has been actively supported. Its monthly meetings have l cen occupied with debates of a political and a semi-political nature, and with parliamentary practice and general discussion of civic and )x litical themes. It is the expressed wish of the founders of the club that the movement will grow and that other clubs, representing op| ositc political principles, will be formed. The officers are: President. Wayne U. Williams; vice-president. Robert S. Rose: secretary-treasurer. J. Vincent Shaw. W. A. Ault, V. R. Ashhy. C. R. Bassell. P. D. Berdel. A. T. Browns. R. H. Clements. W. R. Foley. MEMBERS A. II. Garcelon. C. S. Gordon, VV. G. (iool.DY. G. V. Howard. T. Lii.lard. W. C. Williams. B. P . McRay. F. B. Myers. E. J. Murphy. R. S. Rose. J. V. Shaw. T. M. Stuart. Honorary Members in Faculty—U. R. Griffin. Liberal Arts: Dr. J. R. Neal and Prof. C. Ratcliffs. Denver Law School. 75 lO faculty OF DENVER AND GROSS COLLEGE OF MEDICINE Edmund J. A. Rogers. A. M., M. t).....................................Surgery I iiomas H. Hawkins, A. D..LL. D. .Gynecology and Abdominal Surgery Edmund C. Rivers. A. M„ M. D....................................Ophthalmology Robert Levy. M. D.. Secretary..........Larvngologv, Rhinology and Otology Henry Sewall, Ph. D.. M. D....................... '................Physiology ii.i.iam H. Davis, M. D................Dermatology and Venereal Diseases Charles B. Lyman, M. I)...........................Fractures and Dislocations W ii.i.iam J. Roth well, M. D........................................Medicine John M. Foster. M. D..................................................Otology Carey K. Fleming. M. D...................Gynecology and Abdominal Surgery Francis H. McNaught, M. I)..................................... Obstetrics Leonard Freeman, B. S.. A. M.. M. 1)..................................Surgery Horace (I. Wetherill. M. I)..............Gynecology and Abdominal Surgery Josiah X. Hall. B. S., M. D..........................................Medicine Charles A. Powers. A. M.. M. D........................................Surgery Charles F. Shollexberger. M. 1)....................................Pediatrics Howell T. Pershing, M. Sc.. M. D...............Nervous and Mental Diseases Edward C. Hill. M. Sc.. M. I).....................Chemistry and Toxicology Herbert B. Whitney, A. B.. M. D......................................Medicine Horace G. Harvey. A. B.. M. D.....................Fractures ami Dislocations Siierman G. Boxkey. A. M.. M. I).. Dean..............................Medicine Moses Kleiner. M. I).............................................Therapeutics George B. Packard. M. D..................................Orthopedic Surgery T. Mitchell Burns. M. D............................................Obstetrics Walter A. Jayne. M. D.......... Charles B. Van Zant, M. I)..... Carroll E. Edsox, A. M.. M. I).... Melville Black. M. D........... Alfred E. R. Seebass. Ph. G., M. 1) James M. Blaine. M. I)......... William C. Mitchell. M. D...... David 11. Coover, M. 1)........ Samuel B. Childs. A. M.. M. D... James H. Pershing. A. B........ John A. Wilder. M. I).......... Samuel I). Hopkins. M. D....... Phillip Hillkowitz. B. S.. M. 1). William C. Bane. M. D.......... Wilber D. Engle, A. M.. Ph. D... Gynecology and Alxlominal Surgery ........................Physiology ......................Therapeutics ...................()pluhalmology .Pharmacology and Materia Medica Dermatology and Venereal Diseases ..................... Bacteriology ...................(Iphthalmology ...........................Anatomy .............Medical Jurisprudence .........................Pathology ......Nervous and Mental Diseases ....................... Pathology ......()phthalmology and Otology .Chemistry (Cniversity of Denver) 77 HISTORICAL SKETCH OF THE MEDICAL SCHOOL In (lie year of 1881 the Board of Directors of the University of Denver, recognizing the urgent and growing need of a Medical Department to their already prosperous institution, organized a faculty of sixteen men and started a course of instruction which was to embrace three terms of six months each. Thus was established the first Medical School in Colorado In order to conform with the rules of the Association of American Medical C olleges the course was soon changed to seven months and four years’ duration, and this in turn gave place to an eight months’ course of four years’ duration. The Gross Medical College was established by a number of men representing some of the best medical talent in Denver. In order to maintain an independent institution, the Rocky Mountain University was incorporated on May 7th. 1KS8. However, the course of instruction started in September of the previous year. Accommodating itself to the increasing number of students, the College moved into larger and larger quarters until 1891. when it moved into the large and commodious building at the corner of West Tenth ami South Water streets. This College was a member of the Association of American Medical Colleges and conformed strictly to the rules of that Association. It had long been thought by the more energetic and prominent men of both schools that a union would Ik to the ln st interest of all concerned, also that a much better school could In conducted. But. like all great reforms, it was not without difficulties. However, the year 1901 saw the completion of the plan. Im th faculties unanimously and enthusiastically approving of the project. There never was a more harmonious union of two more or less zealous factions effected than this, and the way the schools, as they existed separately, were forgotten is simply marvelous. The men from troth schools saw that they had but one common end to work toward, namely, the building up of a school which the City of Denver and the University with which it is affiliated might justly Ik proud. The good result of this union is told by the already extensive improvements which have been done the past year. The old building lias liecn remodeled and rearranged. A large, commodious room has been elaborately fitted up for the office and the old office has been con verted into a retiring room for the ladies. There is aWn on the first door a large reading room where may he found all the leading medical journals and other current literature of interest to the medical man. But the grandest improvement is the new laboratory Building, which lias four large, well-lighted rooms. Here the Physiological. Bacteriological. Histological ami Pathological laboratories are to Ik- found, and in them the most modem apparatus for the proper conducting of course in each branch. 78 ODE TO D. U. MEDICS Take a robin’s leg. Mind, the drumsticks merely, Put it m a tub Pilled with water nearly. Set it out of doors. In a place that’s shady; Let it stand five hours. Sav six for a ladv. m • Put a spoonful in A five-pail kettle— It should l e of tin. Or. perhaps, bell-metal. Set it on the fire. Keep it well a-boiling. Skim the liquor well To prevent its oiling. Then, when all is done. Set away to “jell” it. And three times a day Let the patient smell it. 79 WMA.T NEXT O President..... Vice-President Secretary Treasurer. ... CLASS OFFICERS .............................Emanuel Fkiedmas .....................................E. W. Fox .............................Miss U. B. Beshoar ...................Wm. Hutchinson Motto: Sore! Colors: Blue (air) and Brown (taste) 81 THE DENVER CLASS CLASS YELL We arc sore, we are sore. We are the class of nineteen four. As given by the Faculty. Aren’t they awful! Don’t they roar! Think of the hole they made in the floor! Naughty, Naughty, Naughty Four! The Denver and Gross C lass of 11 54 is. of course, the best class ever graduated front the Medical Department of the L’niversity of Denver. As classes are always told at this time of the year, “we have upheld the high standard of our predecessors and further, we have set a new mark for coming generations to look up to. and. if jtossihle, attain. While we do really have a little consideration for the classes below us. yet we believe it is for their own good that we thus give them something Ixryond the ordinary upon which to fix their ambitions and for which to strive. To record all the brilliant events, all the surprising bursts of enthusiasm, all the extraordinary “stunts this class has accomplished is impossible on account of the space limitations placed upon us by the publishers. So we must Ik content to mention only a few and trust to the “association filers” so stimulated to arouse the “memory centers for the ones omitted. As a rule, we believe, ordinary classes k k U|xjii the schedule of lectures, quizzes, etc., as a list of duties to Ik avoided if possible, and only under the stress of direct necessity to Ik conscientiously followed. Not so with the glorious naughty-fours. Not only have we. when the question of attendance or absence at any lecture or demonstration arisen, been ready to unanimously say. “Let's all go! but we have also of our own volition added a few special studies. At one time we. with great enthusiasm. took up the subject of modern plumbing ami installed quite a system of “misplaced pipes that demonstrated fully that water would really run down an incline and drop from an unobstructed lower orifice. This system was carefully removed intact and placed in the museum of the College, where it may be seen at any time by those wishing to make further study along these lines. We next took up the practical side of the circulation of |x riodicals and were soon making fine progress. However, just as we could almost feel the laurel crown of victory and success for our new system settling upon our brows, the Law in awful majesty was drawn to our door and our hopes were ruthlessly crushed to earth. 82 Of individual deeds we have had many. Indeed, this has been an “all-star aggregation.” Should we record all the wonderful performances that have been enacted in this eventful year, the most lurid attempt of a circus bill would pale into the insignificance of two small blotches on an otherwise sinless white card; but we are bashful. Lest, however, posterity think of us as a class of little importance, we will record a few of the minor happenings that have interested us—and others. With us, as with all the world, the course and successful consummation of Love’s sweet young dream is a source of never-tiring interest. So we give precedence to this subject. Really it was interesting when box blushingly and with the “cutest” stammer, said: “Why, of course, I'm married, to ‘be sure.’ ” They both inform us that the “consummation” above referred to has nothing whatever to do with “consume.” Among those who have been interesting just by living, we can mention “the late .Mr. Charles,” who looks like an undertaker, but who is really that per-son’s excuse for living. Then there is Howard, who insists be is not testing a certain professor s “starvation diet.” but who can not produce visible evidence to the contrary. Reynolds is our oasis of safety when we are nearly driven crazy by the many disturbing sounds of our strenuous life. The quiet surrounding him and bis first assistant. Spence (by some “Spencer”), is as good a narcotic as a chapter of Osier. Tomlinson, he of the great avoirdupois, has gotten real well acquainted with most of us since he joined the “Anti-cigarette (carrying) League.” Our fair co-eds (really, they rank a little better than “fair”) must not be forgotten. Of course Miss Bcshoar” is now “pretty Foxie.” Anna J. and Caroline have, we are glad to say. not changed from the sweetness we found them with four long years ago. From Monismitli's record this year we predict for him great success in children’s diseases. How foolish of him not to have had his measles along with his “1492 mixture.” when it wouldn’t have deprived us of his jolly company. Friedman, our level-headed president and the pathologist who, we doubt not, will drive all others out � f business, has not excelled his predecessor in the number of class meetings called, and yet has guided our ship through its tempestuous course most happily. Johanson’s great “stunts” have been answering the 'phone and having cases. We are glad to say that he has been good-natured and has not tried to treat any of us. thus sparing us the melancholy task of writing epitaphs. Weller—dear old Sammy—with his nineteen-pound obst. hag: no one can say he is not “there with the goods.” even if “he” did say they were cheap. He has kept his office hours faithfully this year, too. Waldron, “the cripple.” has almost gotten out of his habit of asking pro- 83 fcssors to put in extra hours, but still has the lunch habit. He’s going to be a politician some day—maybe. When we consider such things as physical signs Heme is “it.” having heard a mitral murmur across the room, and then, just to show his versatility, diagnoses cases the professor can’t and treats skin diseases. Van der Scouw operates under the greatest of difficulties, as the surgeons of old, hut—results, that’s it. Joslvn has lieen awfully busy lately running St. Luke’s hospital ami—well, that’s enough for any one |K rson to do. Opjienhcini. our youngest, still continues his “hunches and also believes in indoor exercise. Well, things always do come easy to the baby of the family. It is a wonder that Paul. L. W.. has remained with us to the end of the session and that his impressionable nature lias not led him to elope or som’thin’. Maybe “she” really liked him and saved him from himself. What we would have done without Parsons’ cartoons, we do not know. They are “right there ami left some more. He also tried to follow Fox’s example, or make us think so. Rucker is our wonder. The entire class has “flunked the question. “How can any man with ‘that’ brand at home attend a lecture?” Spanglelierger runs a drug store and wears a Ph. D. oil the rear axle of his name. We wonder if he gets that wonderful complexion there—but the mustache is real. Shaffer, our blonde, lias—well, we will let the co-eds write his history. G. H. John ( Daddv) is to the uninitiated a snare and a delusion; one never can tell where “he will break out. blit we are glad be is going to finish with us. His hair is getting thill on account of that habit of his—too bad. Hutchinson, the beautiful, is going to he chief surgeon of the Moffat road— or is it the Cherrylyn Railroad Company. Some are trying to convince him he needs a nurse and a large one. too. Tinges, alias Finger, and Sarazin are the despair of the professors ami joy of the class at roll calls. The pronunciation at present has “fifty-seven varieties. Smith shows no signs of recovery front the “quiz habit.” but there is a compensatory hypertrophy of cells of the anterior cerebral gray that will place him among the brightest lights of the profession ( ?). Who did it? and the grand chorus responds, of course. “Rink did it”—except when it comes to sleeping: then it is Estes. He says, though, that he doesn’t do all his sleeping during classes. Shawhan will, we predict, attain great success in hygiene, as his experience in charge of our plumbing department will he of great service to him. It is said 84 this is the only venture he ever engaged in that lie did not terminate his connection with prematurely. Coons, he of the rugged physiognomy and the dimple, has gotten so he can call the roll with'almost human intelligence. The L)rs. Dtinkel (also known as the Chicago Doctors ) have specialized in cutting and bowling—record, 106. NOTES BY THE WAY Paul’s peculiar dignity is often amusing. Dr. L-----1—A plaster bandage benefits all conditions except chronic rheumatism—and that does not exist. Dr. F-n—When through guessing, make an exploratory incision. Dr. P-rs—Now. don't you think. Doctor, that—perhaps—that it would Ik- better, or maybe—yes. 1 think so. T------s—“I don't see why I can’t have raisin pie.’’ Whiskers on a taby's face. The ‘French position should he used. ’ KNOCKERFEST SOCIETY I toiler Shop So. i. Amalgamated Order of Pounders. Leader of the Anvil Chorus..................................... Sammy ’ Weller Recorder of Dents and Percussions.................................A. H. Smith Kee|x r of the Sacred Maul......................................Yernie Howard Custodian of the Omnipotent Pile Driver..............................Jay Rink V ielders of the Sledges.................................The rest of the Class 85 THE JUNIOR MEDICAL CLASS THE JUNIOR CLASS E. C. Nast Annual Committee V. Thompson . H. C. Smiley, Mrs. X. E. Barney MEMBERS Aberg, A. Hoag. Miss Martha. Pate, C. E. Allan. F. F. Lee. G. H. Richards, D. F. Baker, A. S. Manley, R. S. Slopansky, F. R. Barney, Mrs. X. F. Mieri.ey, I. C. Smiley. H. C. Bartiikk. R. V. Milligan, E. F. Thompson, V. Buchanan. Mrs. F. G. Monsox, G. L. Triplett, T. A. Craft, Shuler. Mi ni), V. G. Wallace, G. C. Crisp. J. I). McKeown. E. Weldon, L. J. Fellers, A. B. .Vast. E. C. Williams, A. L. I'roid, C. M. HISTORICAL It was in the reign of Robertus Leviticus that from many lands came the Juniors and congregated in the temple of Arse. About this time one C’oopericus was the high priest of haematology. Now „ Coopcricus saw tit to inflict upon the young men and maidens of the Juniors certain ancient lectures which were preserved since the Sophomores dwelled in the land. Xow these young men and maidens, being by nature impulsive, chose from among them the bravest, the same being Shuler the Crafty. Richard the Manly and William the Muddy. Having girded their loins and having worshiped at the shrine of Bacchus, they journeyed to the castle of Robertus Leviticus, bearing well the honors thrust upon them. Having passed through the court of the castle, and having made themselves known to the guard in the outer court, they were admitted to the inner court and to the majestic presence of Robertus Leviticus and his prime minister. Sherman the Bouncy. The treatment accorded these strong men of the Juniors was palliative. Robertus Leviticus and Sherman the Bouncy swore to bend the stilT neck of Coopcricus and cause him to make new lectures on harmatology. Alas! Alas! this could not Ik- done. The Temple of the Blood is silent save for the low voice of the priest as he drones out his discourses to a few who heretofore have heard them not. and to another few who arc known among the Juniors as quitters. 87 THE TRIALS OF A MEDIC Many mature Medics must mind malarial movements, manipulating maniacal maxillaries. medullary meconium, meilxmiian melancholia, membranous meningitis, mesoblastic mesencephalons, mesenteric mercurialism. metachromatic miasm, metastatic microblepharia and miliarv migraine. Many more must maintain mobile minds, moderating molariform molecules, nuilluscus monsters, monoplasmatic morulae, morphitic mucous, multiple murmurs. muriatic muscarine; minus muscular mutilation and myasthenic macrotin. Much more may microcephalic medics misuse melanotic metabolism, meaning most mild measures. Me Burney's mark mixes many mild-mannered men, memorizing musculature, mistaking mycodesmoid minerals, miotic meustrums mainly med ico-ch i ru rgical. The following young people attended the last social function of the Class: The Misses Ana Sarca, Sal Pingitis, Milli Ampere. Eva Poration, Angelica Officinalis. Em Holism. Bella Donna. Angina Pectoris, Glen Oid, Flo Culent, Ethyl Hydrate. Leu Cocyte. Effe Rent, Mag Xcsia. Stella Teligament. Min Dererus.Poly Clinic, Moly Bdenum, Pru Ritus. Xel Atonsline, Rose Ola. Xan Ocephalus and Mona Tonic. Also the following young men of the College: Ham Amelis. Cy Stitis, Ben Zoin, Fil Aria. Buck Scxtension. Arche Biosis, Dan Delion, Lem X’is-cus, Rube Facicnt, Xat Riiim, Herb Iverous. Eli Mination, Brady Cardia, A1 Lan-tois, Bart Holinitis, Hal Lucination. Claud Ication, Arti Culate, Bil Ateral. Leon Tiasis, Alex Ocytc, Ole Cranon. Adam Sapple. Bruc Ine. Oto Mycosis, Cal Can-eum. Ah Sinihe, Max Illarv, Pete Chial. Ace Phalous, Theo Bromine. Sid Erosis. Dr. Hill— My diagnosis of this case was that the young man loved not wisely but too many. I have been doing what I can to help him out. Sophs (in one voice)—“Let us help. too. Professor. 88 There was a certain medic W ho was taken with a headache One evening, having several drinks ahead: And fearing for the morrow With its quizzical sorrow, Took another shot and hied him off to bed. He no more than touched the pillow When his stomach, like a billow. Megan to roll and toss about like mad. Then to his distorted vision Came the form of a dread lesion, Which would put his corpus bonum to the bad. He thought of plain gastritis. Of perityphlitis. And of their kindred ailments by the score; Of insular sclerosis And multiple neurosis. At the thought he sprang upon his bedroom floor. Then his misery to quiet He thought to make a diet Of morphia, that his pain might disap| ear; He got the one next to it, It had ajx)- before it. And for his mistake, you know, he paid most dear. THE R AG-CHEWER If the world were topsv turvy, Inside out and upside down. Would the tongue of our dear Monson Ever, ever quite run down? There is a happy spot. Ear. far away. Where Pathology is not I s to dismay. There was an old geezer in Hague. W'ho fell down and fractured his lague. The doctor was called, The old geezer bawled. “Repair me at once. sir. I bague. THE SOPHOMORE MEDICAL CLASS SOPHOMORE CLASS President OFFICERS Vice-President Secretary and Treasurer. Cari. V. Plumb. ANNUAL BOARD R. B. Porter. Rykox R. Blot . Harley ( . Baker. Hknry A. Barclky. Ciias. II. Bknsixckr. Byron R. Blotz. Miss Mathe L. Diiay. Ciias. E. Dumkk. MEMBERS Henry B. Frost. Cari. XV. Pi.umil Isa dorr Kanter. K. B. Porter. Alfred E. Max. Wm. Roberts. Miss Clara Mulvhiiii.l. Paul R. YVeiskl. Paul VV. Newcomer. Harry I.. Williams. Ki.mkk R. Patten. 9i THE SOPHOMORES W e were the first Freshmen to enter the Denver and Gross College of Medicine. Not a large class, to he sure, but what we lacked in numl ers we made up in brains. A conglomerate lot of fellows we were, coming from many walks and many countries. Some had come from Missouri, some had come from Switzerland, some had come from behind the drug counter and some had come from the sheep herd; but Swede or Welsh, French or American, we got together, and from that day we have set a standard of scholarship hard to equal. Like other Freshmen we paled upon entering, for the first time, the dissecting room, but we soon forgot the terror of the situation, and now we can snip off a frog's head without flinching. Perhaps it may be a surprise to some to learn that Gray, that master anatomist, did not give to the world all to be known about the human body. This he did not do. as one of our number discovered a new bone. Of course, we were not the only class in school. There was another one that thought it was “some pumpkins. seemed to have a mighty exalted idea of itself, but one morning they attempted to enter our sanctuary without first asking jier-mission. There was a terrible whirl and all was over. Since that morning those Sophomores have been the meekest lot of fellows the Haish Building has held within its walls for some time. In fact, when Dr. Elsie Mitchell began to explain the wonders of the embryo, it was the Freshmen who occupied the front seats, while the Sophomores were content to sit farther back in the room. After the spring agony was over, most of us were notified that we could take lectures from another set of professors, and it was that announcement that allowed us to become the present Sophomore Class. 9 2 Most of those who had started returned to continue the work, and with a few new ones we still continue to be the shining lights of the institution. As our class was the first to come under the school’s new ruling. “Do all your dissecting the first year and then do it over again the second,’’ we again took up the scalpel and meat-saw and demonstrated to the Freshmen and prosectors that our work of the first year had not been in vain. Thanks to some one—the Chancellor. I believe—this Sophomore Class is the first to occupy the new Laboratory building, which, with its up-to-date equipment, puts us on a par with Eastern Universities. Here we have greatly enjoyed otir courses in Bacteriology. Pathology and Physiology, especially the last. If fate condemns this building, may it spare our laboratory of Physiology. As a class we work together harmoniously. Our motto is. “Do much work and little window smashing, and it is for this reason we are pointed out by our Secretary as models. Men who do and dare. Men who will be at the head of our profession only when all our predecessors are in their graves and our successors have failed to graduate. THE FRESHMAN MEDICAL CLASS THE FRESHMAN CLASS President........................................................Earl Watson Vice-President........................................................Mortimer Jordan Secretary...........................................................Jonn Simon Treasurer..................................................................Wm. Crisp Annual Committee............................M. Jordan, X. C. Prince, J. Simon A FEW REMARKS Of the Freshman Medics little need Ik said. It is as yet too early for us to puff or brag or blow, for we have done nothing that we might puff or brag or blow alxnit. Being as yet in tendcrcst infancy, it would not he meet for us to raise our puny voices in self-aggrandizement while the bellowings of stalwart up|K r class-men fill the air. Had we done great deeds, the world would have been quickly made aware of them; as it is we prefer to remain in the shadow of obscurity until such a time as we can better bear the public scrutiny. When this volume goes to press we will still Ik but a hand of raw recruits; an awkward squad of untried volunteers. Our first battle is as yet unfought. Save for a few brief skirmishes, in which we falteringly faced the Faculty's artillery, we have had no chance to sound our trumpet blasts or to give a yell of victory. Vet, when we gaze hack upon our trail, it seems that our march has not been altogether without adventure. There have been “accidents by Hood and field and many a “hairbreadth 'scape. There have been chasms of inexperience to bridge and mountains of ignorance to climb. )ur strength has failed at many a towering obstacle, but our courage, never. Throughout our weary journey we have been assailed, front, flank and rear, by cohorts of the Faculty. Among the thorny thickets that border our path, savage profs., armed to the teeth with deadly quizzes, have lain in bastile ambuscade. They have fired their fatal sh ifts with merciless precision into our ranks, causing many of our comrades to fill by the wayside. But through it all we have struggled onward, following the diploma that gleams from afar as faithfully as the Israelites of old followed the pillar of fire. It will be a long, long time before we reach that goal; when we do reach it we will have something more to say. For the present let the words of the hard suffice: 1 have had mv disappointments, an’ I’ve hail my silent fears. But I reckon that the laughs will easy balance all the tears; It ain’t a brilliant record, but 1 want it understood That I'm still a keepin' even, which is doin' purty go xl. 95 FRESHMAN BIOGRAPHIES Alfred, Wayne C.—The boy chemist from Kansas. Born in that State in 1882. Former occupation, teaching school; later mixed doses in a drug store. Formerly attended University of Kansas. Is known locally as the “Wizard”; reason unknown. Ash BOUGH, Guy—Is of such a modest and retiring nature that little is known of him. It is very obvious, however, that he intends to pull off the honors in Chemistry. He is a native of Colorado and is not as young as he acts. Baker. Chaney R.—The “light-weight” pugilist. Once lived in Illinois and doesn’t deny it. Studied Military Science at the Fast Denver High School. Grew weary of war and so took up the study of medicine. Authority on Anatomy. Chief topic of conversation, the ladies. Calkins. Jack W.—Alias “Catkins.” alias “Bolliver.” Claims Evanston. Illinois, as his home. Served his term at Cornell University before awning West. Diligent worker in Chemical Laboratory. Most frequently used sentence: “What’s that. Doctor? Crisp, Willie E.—Of London, England. “Quite English, you know.” Came to this country last year and threatens to remain here the rest of his life. Is an authority on all subjects and makes King Solomon look like a two-spot. Is ambitious to become an American citizen. Principal occupation is. correcting the Professors and leading Barbers’ strikes. Curtan. Jack F.— Native of Kansas. Received early education in that State. Is a disciple of Carrie Nation and an enthusiastic advocate of temperance. Former base-ball magnate, having pdayed on the Missouri Valley League. Is a member of Class Bowling Team. Daniels. Ray R.—Of Colorado. Was formerly a student in the Denver University and Colorado School of Mines. Once held a position on a newspaper in Texas. Has seen active service in state militia, having displayed great valor in the “bull p en” at Cripple Creek during the recent strike. Is studying medicine for the good ( ?) of his country. Dunsiikk. Jay Dee—Formerly of Iowa. Attended University of Colorado at Boulder until 1903. then looking for trouble, found it at the Denver and Gross Medical College. Is widely known as a “lady killer. embryologist and teller of “hard-luck stories. His favoriteexpression: “Ain’t shea peach! I’USON, Carl C.—Formerly a miner and prospxrctor of Cripple Creek. His chief ambition is to learn anatomy. Bears a startling resemblance to Jim Jeffries, and is frequently mistaken for a professional strong man. Most frequent remarks: “When 1 was working in the mountains”; “Well, I’ll tell you.” Hopkins, G. A.—Native of Glen wood Springs. Colorado. Has worked as 96 cattle “puncher” in that section and done other strenuous stunts. Longing to be a doctor, he pitched camp at the Denver and Gross. Expects to herd with the Medical men at some future date. Is noted for modesty and strict attention to business. Hornkman, Elizabeth—Of New Mexico. City-broke, kind and gentle. Class mascot and general favorite. Best-liked study, physiology; favorite pastime, entertaining Sophomores; most common expression: “Where’s Nathan?” “O thou coquette who turneth love divine To hateful thoughts that languish and repine!” Hudson, Thomas—Better known as Tom. A native of Denver. Grand Exalted Mogul, Indolent Order Sons of Rest. Professor of dancing. A “glass of fashion and a mold of form.” Idea of Heaven: “Forty miles of ball-room floor, three dozen orchestras, one thousand pretty girls and Me the only man in sight.” Born in 1882, died on date of first anatomy examination. Jacobs, Alex.—Chemist, of Leavenworth, Kansas. Nineteen years old and still unmarried. Early learned the di(Terence between the orbicularis palpetrarum and the transversus perinaei, and later began the book on anatomy that will make him famous. He already enjoys a reputation as analytical chemist. Jordan, Mortimer H.—Of Alabama. Former newspaper man ami “would-be” writer. Came West looking for “something to turn up. and Anally entered the study of medicine because he was out of a job. His chief ambition is to lx a “cow-puncher. The saying which he can't forget: “Is that a fact? Kern, B. F.—A Denverite. Histologist and entriologist. Is a disciple of “Gloomy Gus.” “We’ll catch it next week, boys: hard times a-comin’.” Principal occupation: plugging for examinations. Shows symptoms of some day becoming leader of the “Anvil Chorus.” Kiteley, E. L.—Formerly of Longmont. Colo. Then of Routt County. Thought studying beat chasing cattle, so came to Denver and Gross and hopes finally to rope and brand a diploma. Was fond of excitement; found it under Dr. Dean, and is now longing for peace and quiet. He also at one time studied ( ?) at the Colorado College at Colorado Springs. Lilly, W. T.—A native of Baltimore. Md. Formerly attended Johns Hopkins University of that city. Is at present driving a stage in Wyoming; will reenter school next year. Lipkis. A.—Was at one time a subject of the Czar, hut is now an American citizen. Came to America from Russia many years ago ami never intends to return. His best-loved literature is Gray’s Anatomy and the war dispatches from the ( rient. His principal place of residence is the dissecting-room. Manley. Paul S.—A child of Illinois. Did “time” at Northwestern, then came to Denver to learn how “to doctor folks.” Is a shining light in base-ball and 97 bowling circles. Author of What I Used to Know about Anatomy” and a volume of short stories entitled When I Was in Chicago.” Newberry, A. A.—The Silver-toned Tenor of South Denver. Manager of Freshman Howling Team. Expert dissector and champion osteologist. Is a prominent figure in amateur vaudeville and a member of the Freshman Double Quartette. Prince, Norman C.—At one time of New Jersey, then of Omaha and now of Denver. Attended Bowdoin College, at Brunswick. Maine. Has tried his hand at railroading, surveying, packing houses, etc. Is a “would-be broncho buster and cattle puncher.” Kiosbee. A. E.—A native of North Carolina. One of the “heart breakers.” Has spent most of his young life in acquiring the working principle of the sawmill, at which he is still putting some time on the side. Is a good student and takes an interest in his work that is seldom seen in the average medical student. Rosenrerg, J. J.—Is very young, but will improve with age. Is a full-fledged Denverite. Received early education in a local high school. Is well known among anatomists. “Tell ’em, Jake.” Simon. John—W as bom in Utica. N. V. Once held down a job on a home paper, and later herded sheep in South Dakota ; then lxfgan medicine because it was lonesome on the “range. Spends most of his time in study and delights in examinations. Steinberg. E. J.—Of Pittsburg. Began studying medicine in that city, but came West shortly after. Intends to complete his course in the Denver and Gross. His specialty is physiology, with embryology as bis “side line. Stevenson. F. B.—He is a Denverite and glad of it; studies bard and tries to Ik good. Is an authority on everything and believes in burning the midnight oil.” Ward, E. D.—A citizen of the world. Has seen everything, done everything and lived everywhere. Wants to be a doctor because it’s a steady job. Enthusiastic teller of marvelous stories, and all of them true. Is a hard student and a hog” for work. Wardell. C. E.—Of Seattle. Wash. Saw active service in the Philippines with ist Washington Infantry. Having massacred hundreds of Filipinos and jxaci-fied the island, he longed for new worlds to conquer, so he took up the study of medicine. Is a star foot-hall and base-ball player, but abandoned athletics for the sake of science. Watson, Earl F.—Formerly of Leadville: now of Denver. President of Freshman Class. Is an enthusiastic bowler and anatomist. Is noted for his constant attendance to lectures and quizzes. Aspires to be a surgeon. Said to Ik a near relative to “Jim Dumps. 98 “ CHARGE OF THE PLUCKED BRIGADE ” BY A FRESHMAN SURVIVOR (Dedicated to his fallen Comrades.) Right along, right along, Right along onward. All in that fearful room Went a quarter hundred. “Forward the Plucked Brigade Charge for the ‘‘bus” Monk said. Into that fearful room Went the quarter hundred. “Forward the Plucked Brigade!’’ Every man was there dismayed. For each one knew He had fearfully blundered. Theirs not to make reply— For they knew the reason why— Theirs hut to push and try; Into the omnibus Surged the quarter hundred. DEAN to the right of them. VAX ZAXT to the left of them. MARY HAWES in front of them. By turns quizzed and thundered : Fired at with lymph and pus. Feet us. embryo and musculus. Into the omnibus Charged the quarter hundred. Plashed their eyes with courage (“Dutch’ ) Plashed as just beyond their touch They see the spoils they hope to clutch Charging a Faculty, while AH the world wondered. Plunged in the midst of doubt Right or wrong, they must get out Those that flunked Reeled and were put to rout, Xow pushed, outnumbered! Then they slid out; but not— Xot the quarter hundred. HILL to the left of them, PRESTOX to the right of them, EBELL behind them Grumbled and thundered. Sent forth without degree, Xot one might style himself M. I). They who should no diploma see Came from that fearful room, Came from that place of doom, All that was left of them— Of the quarter hundred. When can their glory fade? O! the wild replies they made, The whole college wondered. Honor the “Plucked Brigade,” J lonor the charge they made. Xoble quarter hundred. “Nuns est bibcnduni.” Xote: Omnibus.—In presence of the entire Faculty an examination is held for conditioned pupils. “X'u nc est bibetidum” (Horace) “Xow let’s get drunk.” Reported by the Kid. IOO COLORADO COLLEGE OF DENTAL SURGERY OFFICERS OF FACULTY Henry A. Buchtkl, D. D., LI.. D VY. T. Chambers, IX D. S.... A. L. Whitney, I). D. S..... Chancellor .....Dean . Secretary FACULTY iij.iam T. Chambers. D. I). S..........................Operative Dentistry Arthur C. Watson. M. D................................... Clinical IX ntistrv Hiram A. Fynn, D. I). S...................Regional Anatomy and Dental Histology A. L. W hitney. I). D. S...................Dental Pathology and Dental Medicine J. Stewart Jackson, 1). D. S.......Prosthetic Dentistry. Crowns and Bridges T. Edward Carmoivy D. I . S., IX 1). Sc.. M. D................... ................Bacteriology and Assistant Professor of Oral Surgery Albert H. Ketch am. D. D. S.........................................Orthodontia Leonard Freeman, M. D........................................Oral Surgery If. Y. McLauthi.ix. M. D.......................Materia Mcilica, Therapeutics C. B. Van Zant. M. D...................................Professor of Physiology Edward C. Him.. M. I).............................Chemistry and Metallurgy E. F. Dean. M. D.......................................................Anatomy M. G. Snyder, I). 1). S....................Dental and Comparative Anatomy J. F. Morning, M. D...................................................Pathology E. M. Brandt, M. D.......Histology and Instructor in Microscopical laboratory H. D. Ixgersoli.......................................... Dental Jurisprudence Howell T. Pershing. M. Sc.; M. D........Neuralgia ami Syphilis in the Month M. G. Snyder. D. I). S.................................Demonstrator of Technics IO! HISTORICAL SKETCH Our present Colorado College of Dental Surgery is the result of the experience and gradual building up of two dental schools, which were united in 1901. The old Colorado College of Dental Surgery was organized in 1896 as a department of the State University at Boulder, but conducted in Denver, at the corner of 18th and Stout Streets. In 1897 the Supreme Court decided that all departments of the State University must be conducted at the seat of the institution in Boulder. In consequence of this, the school was reorganized as an independent school, the Colorado College of Dental Surgery, and remained as such until its consolidation, in 1901. with the Denver School of Dentistry Department of Denver University, since which time it has been conducted as a department of Denver University. The Denver School of Dentistry was organized in 1887 as a department of Denver University; was admitted to the National Association of Dental Colleges in 1891. The present College is located at the corner of 14th and Arapahoe Streets, in the Haish Building. Our equipment is strictly up to date and of the best. Every chair is supplied with compressed air and other modem equipment. The lal oratories are supplied with compressed air and electric lathes and furnaces. The Bacteriological and Pathological Laboratory has a new complete electric arc lantern with projecting microscopical attachment for studying bacterial and pathological conditions. The infirmary practice has greatly increased over the past year, and everything seems to indicate an especially successful year. We are especially fortunate in having the best corps of instructors the two professions of Dentistry and Medicine afford. We extend to our fellow-students of the different departments a cordial invitation to visit us either professionally or socially and guarantee you each and every one a warm reception and the full worth of your money and all the fun there is to Ixr had. 102 BUSINESS ADDRESSES OF THE MEMBERS OF THE SENIOR CLASS. A. D. 1910 Barber, F. S..............Richard Mansfield Co.. Metropole Theater. New York Boyce, F. D..............................Boyces Barber College, 15th and Larimer Cli.ncax. H. F........................................................Tokio. Japan Craine, C. W....................................Odozone Dental Parlors. Denver De Lespinasse, A. F.............Surgeon General, Colo. National Guard. Denver Dolpii, H. C................................Dolph's Sheep Ranch, Meeker, Colo. Edmonds, D. J............................Foreman of the Three-Ball Dental Parlor Elliott, B. I '........................................Summit House, Pike’s Peak Greedy, H. P.................................. Buffalo Wallow, Kansas, U. S. A. Grosjkan, X. J..................................Court Dentist, Montreal, Canada Hannahs, F. C.................“Boy Wonder Dental Parlors. Black Hawk,Colo. Hunt, F. G..................................Engineer Haish Building. Denver Jack, W. P..................................Druggist, 261 Broadway, Denver Kerrison, W. A.......Tuba Soloist. Sage Brush Springs Band, Sage Brush, Colo. King. J. C..............................Fireman on Santa Fe, I a Junta. Colo. McCarty, I. O....................Chief Demonstrator. Boyce’s Barber College McDonald, J. I...................Dean of Mamma's College of Music, Denver ( ) ven, E. A............General Master Mechanic, Florence Cripple Creek Rv. Spann, L. P..........................................................Paris. France Wkbil J. A...............Dean of Webb Angle School of Orthodontia, St. Louis Wolfson, X...........Pres. Three-Ball IVntal Parlor, 1918 I arimer St.. Denver 103 SENIOR CLASS OFFICERS President...............................................li. F. Elliott Vice-President.....................................A. F. de Lespinasse Secretary and Treasurer..............................Lyndon P. Spann Annual Committee.........Jasper L McDoxald. Chairman; Fred G. Hunt, A. Frederick de Lespinasse. FAMILIAR PHRASES How’s the show, Spann?—Dr. Roberts. Hello, Honey.—Dr. Snyder. Thank you very much, gentlemen, etc.; or it is indicated.—Dr. Whitney. Why, bless your heart!—Dr. Chambers. Look it up.—Dr. IX an. This has been a fine guess, and 1 am actually proud of you.—Dr. Fynn. Did I ever tell you howto mix plaster according to Engle, etc.?—Dr.Ketcham. You are the ones benefited, not I. Why. 1 don't get a cent for the care. etc. —Dr. Williams. Put vour feet lown.—Dr. Cannody. After due consideration ami great thought, we will now adjourn to the Mining Exchange.—A Student. REWARDS A reward of five dollars will he paid by the Annual Committee for each of the following: For a Law student with honor or one without a yellow streak. For proof that, Herbert Dolph has practiced the art of chiropody. For the person that gave Claude Craine the name of Fuzzie Lip. For information to convict Boyce of running a “scab shop.” For the person that says “Now we do it this way at the College of Physicians and Surgeons.” MISCELLANEOUS WHAT MARY HAD Mary had a little lamb. Likewise an oyster stew, Salad, cake, a piece of pie And a bottle of pale brew— Then a few hours later She had a doctor, too. A PUBLIC BENEFACTOR According to latest reports from Littleton, our southern metropolis. Dr. H. C. Dolph has taken his third infant to raise. The Class of 04 should feel proud of one who is certain to bring great honor to us. It will not Ik long until we hear of an institution with a name something like this: “The Dolph ’ Home for Orphans or the H. C. Dolph Home for Friendless Girls. CONUNDRUMS If there are seven students on time at Dr. Williams lectures, how many fellows will laugh at “Dad's jokes? If to mix plaster according to Engle, you should hold your howl in the left hand ami the s|� tula in the right, what should a left-handed man do? A. B and C play a game ( prohablv craps). A wins $1.25. B wins 25 cents and C wins $1.50; who loses? For the answer, have Minor look it up in his dream book. If Spann. Taylor and McDonald are the “Knocker Club.’ according to Bovoe, how long will it take McCarty to go to sleep after Whitney begins to lecturer If a compound fracture of the inferior jaw is a case of tubercular necrosis, how many operations will it take to make an ex| crt surgeon ill? If a student misses six gold fillings by being absent from the infirmary thirty minutes, how many treatments can X. W. make in a week? If three cigars give Spann the heartburn, how many glasses will it take to make Boyce sec a High House?” If I)r. McLaughlin has practiced medicine 20 years and knows how to administer alcohol, how many iu1k s can W’ebb use on Friday morning after Jackson’s lecture ? 106 If e� rUT. � j« UNIVERSITY OF DENVER BOWLING TOURNAMENT DENTS DEFEAT THE MEDICS BY 109 PINS DENTS. M EDICS. Vaughn, Watson, J. Laughlin. Newberry, Captain, Barber, Curtain. Dolph. Baker. McCarty, Captain. Manly, Monroe and Walton, subs. Jacobs. SCOR E DENTS. MEDICS. First (Janie 748 749 Second (iamc ... 730 Third Game .... 709 669 2.257 2,148 Dents won by 109 pins. Much credit for the victory is flue the rooters, of which Spann. Cosad and McDonald were the champions. 107 i g o 4 CLASS HISTORY In 1901 2, when we were fresh ami new, we had a scrap or two. The throwing of a brick and screw and plaster model at Erinson and Monyol, too. But two held aloof and went to the roof just to proclaim the glory; While classmates bravely fought, though wet and gory, to save the honor and the glory; Then arraigned before the wise men from the East (as far as Seventeenth street, at least); Then a write-up in the Post, a story at the most; then grief and care and clawing air—and then a pause. Then the session of 1902 and 3 began with troubles new. In lecture we were amused, and thought we were abused, and Called the wise men from the Iiast and made a little yeast. When it had done fomenting it fell, and so the Prof.—oh, well, he resigned, gracefully, and saved the dignity. Then the lawyers, a bulldozing set, challenged to a game of base-ball Near to L’niversity Hall, and said on that day they would take from us the great tooth away. They knew they could not do it in the day. so they stole it in the night away. Oh, there was trouble next day, and “Laws tied with rope, they say. But they say the Frat. passed round the hat and sent a couple of their mates on a Tour of the state. This I should think they would hate; But they hid the great tooth away, and to this day They have never let it be known where they the tooth had sown. Then a pause, and sharpening of claws, then on to the session of 04. In the years of 1903 and 4. when we thought our troubles ought to Ik o’er, we have troubles galore. At lecture two held aloof, which was plenty of proof they did not wish To go to the roof, hut one wished to go to the basement instead. “Remove your glasses, said the one. “and I will show you simple.” “Remove your windows. said the other, “and I will bust your pimple.” Then applause, and then a pause, and then we’re at it again. The long-sought time is drawing near, the very end of all the year; The time we sought with hope and fear; the time to drop the parting tear; The time that seemed so far away, when we lK gan to make our way; The time that all too soon has passed, alas, to be the Senior Class. The time that seemed an age away, lias in a moment rolled away. The time for trials deep will into our sluggish intellect creep. The time when finals come like the explosion of a bomb will find us thoughtful, dumb. But such wise looks and reviewing of books. Such searching ami quizzing and brushing ami digging as never there was lie fore. Then as from fellow-classmates ami professors we say farewell. And hope with them it will always Ik well, the most sorrowful part of all. But the ones to Ik pitied are those who have failed and not reached the goal at all Then evermore may the Class of ’04 with wisdom and candor endowed. Be leaders of the profession as we join the procession. And never a session make such a progression as the Class of 1904. 108 I). A. I). KID HANNAHS vs. SPIKE BARBER The Class of 04 lias witnessed many amusing incidents. Among them were Blondy and Mack's trip to the roof, with the wood-screw episode following close; then the touching appeal of one of us for forgiveness: but best of all was the two-round go between Blondy Hannahs and Richard Mansfield Barber. The following is the report by rounds from the ring-side over our leased wire, by that eminent authority on the manly art. Lyndon Page Spann: Round 1—Several complimentary remarks were exchanged, after which Blondy removed his glasses, advanced to Barber’s corner, begging him to do likewise. After some fast hot-air jabbing Barber removed bis glasses and the kids were mixing it pretty free when time was called. Round 2—Both lads seemed to have freshened considerably; they advanced to center of ring; Barber seems to be on the run. Blondy forcing him into a neutral 109 corner: they clinch. Bartar petting in a few in the break-awav, but is not able to even force Blondy s head back; then Blondy feints for Barber's heart with his left, landing on his chin with a right jab, breaking a large-sire pimple (note cartoon). First blood for Hannahs. Time. At this stage of the game Under Sheriff Minor Woods warns them to stop the mill, as Sheriff Roberts was on his way to arrest the fighters and promoters, so Mr. Spann gave orders to move to the basement or stop, offering to whip both the contestants if they tried to proceed. Mr. Hannahs would fight then and there or not at all. and Barber would continue the bout in the engine room. As no different understanding was reached. Referee Wolf son declared the fight a draw, but all l ets were declared off. So ended the famous fight between Dr. Hannahs, the Black Hawk kid. and Richard Mansfield Barber, Jr. MISCELLANEOUS Ol’K Motto: Every pull means money. A picture no artist can paint: “Jack’s smile that won't come off.' Somebody ask Walton how he would like to be the rat. CHESTNUTS This docs not apply here, but do you know a bale of cotton from a wreck has floated in the water for months and been dry inside?—From various lectures. It isn’t that we are bound to die That makes this life a fright: It’s being bound to lager beer With a champagne appetite. A club has been organized for the study of Hygiene, and commenced a series of experiments. The Dent members are F. � . Hunt, Fred de Lespinasse, L. Spann. Nat. Wolfson. Fred Barter and Jessie King, with Boyce and Elliott pledged. The members assisted Van Der Schow. of the Medics, initiated Hunt, de Lespinasse and King. SUNNY JIM Pasteurized milk gave Posey the vim That made him act like Sunny Jim. Spann should remember that the noise disturbs Roberts and the patients. i to O OOVJ CMji ENTERTAINMENT By their fruit ye shall know them. The fact that the Dental Department has sonic good talent is proven by the fact that the harmonizing club finally resulted in a very successful entertainment held in the Dental Infirmary. The following program was rendered: 1 Baritone Solo......................................James Laughlin 2 Recitation—“Love’s Caramels Lost”..............Miss Juno B. Kapp 3 Solo— Creole Love Song”—Belmont Smith...........Mrs. Schweikher 4 Piano Solo—“The Hungarian Dance”—Brahms.....Miss Ethel Challicotte Oration—“God, Nature and Man”....................F. C. Hannahs Solo—(a) “Love in a Bubble”—Frances Allitsten: (b) “In Love She Fell —E. Preston Miller: (c) “What Pity is a-kin to”—Gotts- clialk....................................Miss Nell Wilson Mandolin Solo....................................I. O. McCarty Basso Solo—“The Vanguard of the King”—Alton Bailey.Mr. Schweikher Dance......................................................... Numbers 3. 4. 6 and 8 were rendered by members of the College of Music. Program Committee: F. I). Boyce. A. B. Cosad. D. A. Block. Finance Committee: F. C. Hannahs. . T. Roberts, C. V. Coover. 111 HISTORY OF OUR TOOTH It was made in 1896, by Dr. Hoffman, then a Freshman in the Dental Department of I). I . Its first trip with the Dents was to the State Oratorical Contest at the Broad wav Theater. The following year the Colorado College of Dental Surgery was organized as a department of the State University. Several of the D. U. Dents leaving the D. U. School took the big molar with them. The tooth was carried as a State University trophy to the State Oratorical Contest at the Broadway Theater in 98. at which time there was a fierce fight, but the Colorado College boy retained the tooth. Then in the fall of 1899 the D. U. students captured the tooth, and after a parade, returned it to the college building. About a month after that the Colorado College Dents came out on a coach with another tooth, claiming it to be the original and the one held by the D. U. Dents an imitation. They drove through the principal streets and then to the D. U. building, at Fourteenth and Arapahoe Streets. There a fierce fight ensued. Some Law students of great bravery and presence of mind ( ?) turned in a riot call for the police and the principal men in the scrap were arrested, to be released by Judge Thomas, who said that he had been in college fights and they should not kick because they were injured, though two D.U. students came near having their skulls crushed by the canes of the other Dents. After the big light of 99 the tooth was kept in a safety deposit vault until the consolidation of the two schools, in 1901. when it was taken to the office of Dr. Fynn. the president of the Board of Trustees, and there left until the ball game between the Laws and Dents, in the spring of 1903. It was then resurrected and re-decorated with the Dent blue and University colors to take part in the joyous parade, not dreaming of the sad captivity soon to come as Minor (the black dean proudly carried it to the game. Here the Laws showed their spunk and bravery ( ?). After the game, it may long In forgotten that the Laws beat us something like 23 to 7. or X-------to X, I do not remember which. Sad were our hearts while guarding!) we carried our mascot home. It was left in Mr. Snvder's laboratory. About midnight Stanley. Shaw and Carnine bravely opened the door and stole our beloved Molar. It was strange that the rats, the silence and darkness did not frighten the juvenile offenders, but maybe they carried a dark lantern like grown-up burglars; who knows? They then removed it from the standard, placing it (the standard) in a conspicuous place in their library, concealing the tooth in some distant part of the city. (Note again the bravery of the Lawyers in defending it.) Aren't lawyers brave in defense, though? Imagine our surprise in the morning to find it gone, and again in finding the 112 standard in the Law Library. After a meeting of the students, we decided to search the Law School, and to facilitate matters we tied about forty of the Law students in our lecture room, and taking Merril Holt to another room to hold as a hostage providing we did not regain the mascot. A few of the amusing incidents of the rush were little Sinton and F ate capturing big Foley, and Ben Griffith’s cries for help. After a thorough search of the Law School without results, Mr. Holt was taken to a room in a cab. During this time Browns was doing his famous baby act and using insulting language before our Miss Hedge.and Ben Griffith was earnestly urging his friend De Wain Smith, of the College of Music, to call the police. .Vote here the sportsmanlike way in which they take defeat. After Holt had been removed, the other Lawyers were turned loose. It soon developed that Holt had an engagement in Longmont that night that meant several hundred dollars to him, so the Lawyers were so kind as to furnish a substitute, which they promised on their word and honor to do. So Holt was put aboard his train by one committee ami another went for his substitute, and found the Lawyers could break a promise on honor as well as steal a tooth. The question is, where is the big molar? The Delta Phi Fraternity worked a very neat scheme on the barbs bv which they gave Mr. Griffith and Gamine a week’s vacation and paid their expenses to Colorado Springs. Manitou and other points of interest in the State, for the purpose of finding a good hiding place for their ill-gotten plunder. Vo doubt these enterprising gentlemen did their duty, and we hojx they got the worth of the money which their schoolmates so kindly contributed. SOME VARIATIONS To shave your face and brush your hair. And then your new l est suit to wear— That’s preparation. And then upon the car to ride A mile or two and walk beside— That's transportation. And then l efore the door to smile To think you’ll stay a good long while— That's expectation. And then to find her not at home. That homeward you will have to roam— That’s thunderation. 1 3 THE JUNIOR CLASS CLASS OFFICERS ...................................A. J. Pate .................................Juno B. Kapp ..............................V. W. Laugh 1.1 .v ..........Z. T. Roberts. A. B. Cosad, S. F. Bran nan CLASS YELL Hobble scobble, razzle dazzle! Sis. i ooiii, ball! Dent School. Dent School! Rah. rah. rah! Ru ro. ru ro. ru ro, rive! We’re the class of nineteen-five! CLASS HISTORY For our history up to one year ago we refer von to Yol. 6. Page 97 of Kynewisbok. It is l otli interesting and instructive, and is the first chapter in the history of the Class of 05. As a class, our chronicles will cease—if we are fortunate—with the eighth volume of Kynewisbok. but do not Ik surprised if in future years the names of some of us are found connected with the history of the Nation. At the beginning of the present year we at once commenced “doin’ things by initiating the Freshmen. It was something which no Junior class before us had ever attempted, and since we did not care to emulate the “dead ones of last year, we gave the present class and those to come in the future an example to follow. The trembling ones did all we required of them, and that with proper grace. Our practice of giving unruly and disobedient ones a fair trial and invariably a sentence is still in vogue, and has brought about excellent results. For instance: the Senator from ()klahoma could not see his duty to the class until tried for non-attendance to class meetings, convicted and punished. Since then he lias been a model supporter of class principles. Probably the most notable case of the year was that of the Class vs. M. H. English, charged with assault and battery upon J. (i. Kendrick with intent to do bodily harm. It came about in this way: Cpon the day of his arrival Mr. F.nglish chose as his seat the one beside the only representative of the fair sex in our class. This he continued to occupy at every lecture until the fateful morning when Mr. Kendrick suddenly deciding that he. too. byway of contrast, would be more conspicuous in said seat, took it. A few moments 1 5 President......... Vice-President ... Secretary......... Annual Committee later Mr. English arrived. Unfortunately for Mr. English, he has a very jealous disposition, and seeing another so close to the object of his attention, he allowed the green-eyed monster to get the letter of his judgment and charged down upon his rival furiously, plainly intending to eject him through the ojkmi window. By the timely interference of friends, Mr. Kendrick was saved from any serious harm and peace was restored. Mr. English was immediately arrested and tried on the charge before mentioned. All evidence was plainly against the accused, even Miss Kapp, main witness for the defense, could not give him a single ray of hope in her testimony. Mr. English was found guilty, and as a punishment was deprived of his place for a period of three months. He looked forward to the expiration of his sentence with the same eagerness that a penitentiary convict does, and on the morning following its expiration was found in his old seat with a smile of contentment beaming front his features. This seal he still occupies, unless, as sometimes happens, some one lteats him to it; then the old worried preoccupied look comes over his countenance. There are others to be discussed. Our class also enjoys the distinction of having the only lady in the three classes. The class is unanimous in its decision that ‘‘there is just one girl.” What a change that one girl lias wrought, too! Who could have believed that a girl introduced into a class of eighteen boys in the laboratory would cause the quick-tempered ones to only look their feelings when they burned a finger or suddenly spoiled a difficult piece of work on which they had labored for days. Her influence has l ecn more far-rcaching than that, however. “Butch” Stark has become more of an orator than ever, but his long suit is extracting. His arguments on “Why the first molar should not be extracted,” show plainly he will some day become a second Angle. In athletics Bate, our class president, and Roberts again represented their class on the 'Varsity eleven. Pate is also captain of the D. U. Basket Ball Team, which is to all appearances at present the champion team of the State. Doc. Caldwell, the wise one. the Senator from Oklahoma, is the wonder of the class. He is three months late in finishing his technic work, but is coming on rapidly ( ?) now. and if school continues long enough he will finish with the term. Although only a Junior, he lx ars the title of Doctor, and. it must lx , justly, for all of the many broken envelopes and pajx'r wrappers found about the halls lx ar the address of Dr. C. F. Caldwell. Monroe has been appointed special operator for the lady patients, and can get more tips to the minute than any one else in the infirmary. Taylor's specialty is extracting bridges without i ain. Last and greatest of all. we wish to mention Dr. Snyder. Demonstrator of Technics. He is a full-fledged member of the Junior Class; jolly, jovial, good natured. all-around good fellow, is our dignified Dr. Snyder; so here's to Dr. Snyder, drink her down. 116 JUNIOR CLASS—DENTAL DEPARTMENT ROLL CALL J. E. Billings— Oh! what may man within him hide, Though angel on the outward side. S. F. Bran nan— Unassuming, modest and mentally strong; Practiced the two-step, ami learned it ere long. But the night of the dance he modestly told He could not step to music, “his feet were too cold. H. W. Dean— His shoulders are broad, His muscle is thick. He comes when he’s called By the name of “Big Dick. C. F. Caldwell— An abridgement of all that is pleasant in man. A. B. Cos ad— I-ook at him admiringly as you |)ass. He’s the most popular fellow in our class. M. H. English— Such a laugh before I ’ve never met. Beware, it will cause you trouble yet. Juxo B. Kapp— Whose conduct through this turn of strife Has made each classmate her friend for life. J. G. Kendrick— Away with doubts, all scruples hence remove. No man at one time can l e wise and love. J. I. Laugiilin— W e do not consider him high in position. As he is president of the opj osition. V'. W. Laugiilin— I have never known so young a body for so old a head. C. A. Monroe— As good and true as the day is long. He never dared do aught save wrong. A. J. Pate— Could there possibly in this wide world Ik Another fellow so comical as he? C. A. Ramsey— His manner is gentle, complying and bland; His writing is striking, done with the left hand. 117 7.. T. Roberts— His stature is tall, of noble plan. Did you ever see such a handsome man ? Walter Stark— List to the thunder of his voice, And the sure persuasion in words so choice. C. L. Taylor— We love him for his modest grace. His gentle language and kind, sweet face. R. P. Walton— The face of a saint. The heart of a sinner; He bowled and was caught. And thus lost the dinner. C. La Verne Williams— If you would be distinguished in your profession. Never let the girls of your heart get possession. E. F. Warren— Silent, but none the less wonderful. JOAX Dr. Carmody—Ramsey, what germ did Nisser discover? Ram sey—A n t h raci te. I)r. Fynn—Oh! your head is simply tilled with dentine, Caldwell. Pate—11n bacteriological lecture)—Anthrax is caused by a few non-union germs getting together ami forming scabs. l)r. Carmody—Williams, how far back from the meatus of the nose are germs normally found. Williams—Six hundred years l efore Christ. Dr. Morning—I knew one fat woman who weighed 490 pounds in her socks: another weighed 522 pounds. Ramsey—With or without her socks. Doctor? Dean (To Dr. Carmody)—Doctor, do germs fight? Dr. Carmody—No, Dean : don’t Ik alarmed. Dr. Morning—A woman having a tumor weighed 450 pounds. After having it removed, she weighed only 75 pounds. Pate (Stage whisper)—They saved the tumor and threw the woman away. Dr. Carmody—English, when you get your feet wet. why do you catch cold in your head ? English—It always settles in the weakest place. 118 WE WONDER WHY Caldwell always interviews the Professor after a lecture. English invariably sits next to Miss Kapp. Cosad does not shave his upper lip. Miss Kapp is so quiet. Hillings answers the roll before it is called. Brannan did not dance at the student entertainment. Dean quit shooting craps. Kendrick opened the Chemical Laboratory ahead of time. Monroe isn’t in a ladies' hair-dressing parlor. Pate is so cute. J. Laughlin don’t go on the opera stage. Taylor took up dentistry. Warren don't wear a celluloid collar. Roberts gave carbolic acid for alcohol. Walton wore a dress suit to the dance. V. W. laughlin don’t wear a skull cap. Ramsey could not lx. content with bartering. Stark will butt in on extracting. Williams wasn’t a girl. ITEMS OF INTEREST “Two is company, but three is a crowd,” Said Lulu to Bun. but not very loud. “That light is the third. said Bun with a grin ; Lulu agreed, so Bun put out the glim. Pate: 11 is fine head of hair is the pride of our class. Taylor: (Juiet. gentle and city-broke at all times. Ramsey: I talk Chinese quite as well as I do English. V. W. Laughlin: Do we get anything about hair tonic in materia inedica. Doctor? Stark : Consult me before you extract. Walton: Plates made while you wait: or. I was a ten-second man in Michigan. Y. W. Laughlin: Me for Fowler’s solution. Cosad: The A. B. C of his class. 1 9 AN INCIDENT The Juniors assembled To begin a new term Of the study of dentistry. And the ways of the germ Whose existence regretted. For the aid it is giving In the destruction of teeth, Making life half worth living. Of the life of hacteria. And the hundreds of ways It enters our system. We have studied for days. One, most dangerous Found on earth or above. Is the spirillum or vibrio Of relapsing love. Its presence is noted By the long-drawn-out sighs. And the soft, mushy look It brings to one’s eyes. It made its appearance. And tis hard to surpass The havoc it caused To some hearts in our class. “Irish we call him. Though that’s not his name. Was susceptible and infected; Soon his heart was aflame From the poisonous toxins Of the bacillus amour. Which lived in his system m Without forming a spore. 120 It made him ferocious, And with straight-standing hair He attacked a student Who once took his chair By the side of the lady, A modest young lass, Who divided her smiles Among all of the class. lie soon was subdued, And the class saw 'twas sure Some steps must be taken To effect him a cure. We tried him by jury, And to all it was plain This virulent bacilli Was affecting his brain. To discourage the repetition Of his hard-knuckled thumps, A verdict was given; He received fifteen bumps. Judge I’ate, whose experience In affairs of the heart Had brought him much wisdom. Decided to part This suffering student From the lady whose smile Had caused us to think him Insane for a while. He’s slowly recovering, And we think before May He will have been cured; We hope tis to stay. For relapse would be fatal; He’d have almost no show To graduate and be love sick ; I’ve tried it and know. 121 THE D. U. DENTAL SOCIETY ’Twas the mighty brain and eagle eye of old Dad Hunt that ferreted out the idea of organizing a dental society among the students of the Dental Department of the University of Denver. Dad claimed the idea as original. It certainly was so far as he is concerned, hut according to De Lespinasse, it seems to be quite common among other colleges. However, that does not detract from the glorv and honor of our old Dad. for his was the idea, and he was the one who proposed it for the consideration of the class. The idea took at once, and every one. with possibly one exception, was heartily in favor of the proposition. Mr. Dell spoke at some length on the benefits to Ik derived from such an association, he having at one time been a member of a similar society. The proposition was carried by a unanimous vote, and the president of the Senior Class appointed Messrs. Owen. Kerrison ami Dell as a committee on constitution. It was decided after considerable debate that the Senior Class was to organize the society and then invite the Juniors and Freshmen to join. In framing the constitution the committee aimed to take as much power out of the president’s hands as possible by providing that an executive committee of three members (two apjx)inted by the president, and the vice-president of the society, who acts as chairman of the committee) shall have the final decision in all matters appealed over the president’s decision. They should also levy and collect all fines and act as committee of investigation of the secretary’s and treasurer’s lxx ks at the end of each school term. The constitution was read to the class and adopted without discussion, and the president (pro tem) proceeded immediately with the election of officers. The following was the result: Mr. De Lespinasse. President; Dr. Edmonds. Vice-President: Mr. Kerrison. Secretary and Treasurer; Mr. I. O. McCarty. First Sergeant-at-Arms: Mr. Jesse King. Second Sergcant-at-Arms. The Juniors and F reshmen, many of them, became members of the society at this 122 time. A program was arranged by Messrs. King and Boyce and was given February ist, 1904. It was as follows: 1. 2. 3- 4- 5-6. 7. 8. “Hypertrophied Conditions of the Mouth Due to Ill-fitting Plates. ’. .Mr.Webb Music...................................................College Mandolin Club “Rubber Dentures ....................................................Dr. Edmonds “Exclusion of Moisture .............................................Mr. Elliott Music...................................................College Mandolin Club “Anaesthesia”........................................................Mr. Dolph “Metallurgy. ........................................................Mr. Kerrison Mandolin Solo........................................................Mr. McCarty A great deal of credit is due those who prepared these papers on account of the extremely short time they had in which to prepare them. Mr. Webb was not able to prepare a written paper on his subject on account of not having sufficient time, so he gave an informal talk, and cited a number of very interesting cases and described his treatment. It was a very interesting number and all agreed that as much valuable information was given as if he had written an extensive paper. Dr. Edmonds did not intend to give a detailed description of the manufacture of rubber dentures, but confined himself entirely to the points where mistakes are sometimes made. The difficulties, in fact, and the best methods of getting around them, was his theme. A practical experience of eight years and being of a naturally inquisitive and inventive turn of mind amply fitted him to deliver a paper on this subject. Many of his methods and procedures were entirely new to us, but undoubtedly, if we should run against a case where ordinary methods fail, we will certainly remember and try some of the things he mentioned, and have good cause to be thankful that he was with us to give us these points. Mr. Elliott did not attempt to write an extensive paper on the subject of Exclusion of Moisture. He mentioned difficult cases where the rubber dam could not be used and described his methods of getting results. He also described the use of the rubber dam. cotton rolls, napkins, cotton, saliva ejectors and various other appliances used to exclude moisture. Many valuable points were made regarding the use of these appliances, as to when, where and how to use them to obtain the most satisfactory results. Anaesthesia, by Mr. Dolph. was a very creditable paper, indeed, considering the difficulty of the subject. He spoke of the various agents used to obtain general amesthesia. and also of the dangers and difficulties which are liable to result from each. The different stages of anesthesia were descriU-d in detail, also the after effects and their treatment. The paper on Metallurgy was next read. Mr. Kerrison had the rest of the society somewhat at a disadvantage, for it is one not very generally understood. He presented the subject, however, in a very creditable manner, making many 23 things plain which were hitherto somewhat hazy, and bringing many things back to mind which had been forgotten. The paper was not intended to cover the whole subject of metallurgy, but merely the points of most interest to dental students. On account of the length of the paper it was decided to give it in two parts, so we may expect to hear more of this subject at a future meeting. The College Mandolin Club, consisting of Messrs. Boyce, McCarty, Cosad, Pate and Block rendered several selections during the program. The society has cause to congratulate itself on having an excellent set of musicians who are capable of giving a very good program. The 8th number of the program was a mandolin solo by Mr. McCarty. It was given by special request of various members of the society. Mr. McCarty is certainly an artist on his chosen instrument, and we all hope that we may hear from him at every meeting. The second meeting was held February 23, 1904, and the following program was given: “Necrosis of the Aveolar Process”....................................Mr. Cosad “Pyorrhea Alveolaris”................................................Mr. Hunt “Extraction of Teeth”............................................Mr. Hannahs “The 5th Nerve”............................................................Mr. King Mr. Cosad described the conditions present in necrosis and gave the treatment for the same. He also cited a number of cases from practice. Mr. Hunt described the condition present in pyorrhea. A detailed description of the treatment followed, and he then concluded with the statement that the only real, sure cure was extraction of the offending members, to which every one breathed a fervent “amen Mr. Hannahs told us how they extract teeth in Black Hawk, describing the instruments used and methods of extracting. All of these papers were excellent, especially that of Mr. King on the Tri Facial Nerve. He talked on that subject for thirty-five minutes. The next meeting was held March 1, 1904, and the following program was given: “Inflammation” ...............................................Miss Kapp “Halogens”...................................................Mr. Kendrick “Empyemia of the Antrum”......................................Mr. Boyce “Dental Caries”...............................................Mr. Cl reedy Miss Kapp presented the most carefully prepared paper of any that has. as yet, been read before the society. It was instructive, well prepared, well read and. above all. interesting. And every one who has prepared a j aper will admit that the latter quality is the most difficult j� rt of the work. The Halogen group was very well treated by Mr. Kendrick. The source. 124 chemical qualities, combinations and medical and dental uses were all described in detail. “Empyemia of the Antrum, by Mr. Boyce, was a very good, practical number. The cause, symptoms and treatment were described in detail. C )f course, as students we are not supposed to know much about antrum troubles, but we at least should be able to diagnose the case and then refer the patient to a competent oral surgeon. Such cases as these are hardly in the province of the general practitioner. and should usually he referred to one who makes a specialty of such diseases. The history, cause, symptoms and treatment of dental caries, was the subject of Mr. Greedy’s talk. Mr. Block, of the Freshman Class, took exception to a statement of Mr. Greedy from the standpoint of the grammarian, and a lively bout ensued, in which Mr. Block evidently came out second best. The program committee reported the following program for the next meeting. March 22, 1904: 1 “Hypersensitive Dentine; Cause and Treatment”..............Mr. McDonald 2 “Shell Crowns”........................................Mr. I. C). McCarty 3 “Constructive and Destructive Diseases of Dental Pulp”. .Mr. V. W. Laughlin 4 “Root Canal Treatments and Fillings ........................Mr. Grosjean 5 Mr. Williams 6 Fractures of the Maxillae”...........................Mr. IX Lespinasse The success of the society was an assured thing after the first meeting. Many of us were skeptical as to the results that could he obtained from such an organization. Some said it would die out of its own accord, because the members would not take the time ami pains to prepare good papers. But the results so far have exceeded our fondest hoj es. Each member has given his unqualified support to it. With such a good start, our society ought to live on and spread the good work, not only this year, hut for many years to come. 25 126 FACULTY Frederick Schweikher. Dean. Piano.......Frederick Schweikher. Evalyn Crawford. Alimiecs M. Elder Singing..............................Frank H. Okmsby, Bessie Fox Davis Violin.............................Gexevra Waters Baker. Fred A. Baker Violoncello........................................Mrs. George Spalding Harmony. Counterpoint. Composition..................Horace E. Tlreman Organ............................................Frederick Schweikher Harp....................................................Joseph Martoccio Mandolin.......................................Florence M. Wuolfexden Cornet ami Band Instruments...............................Fred Forman Piano Tutors..........Ethel Cali.icotte, Nei l Wilson, Ethel McDowell i-V THE SCHOOL OF MUSIC THE COLLEGE OF MUSIC It is with pleasure we look back upon the successful change the College of Music has undergone this season. The failure of former years to reach the pinnacle of success as an educational institution in IX-n-ver has not daunted the efforts of the new Faculty, and the splendid results with which their efforts have l een crowned have added new zeal and greater determination to the work. The Faculty, in itself, comprises the l est musicians in the West, and their endeavor is to give to each and every student, not only all technical possibilities achieved in music, “but to present the subject in accordance with the most advanced ami |x dagogic ideas and thus lead him to ac-DEAN FREDERICK SCHWEIKHER quire that breadth and re- finement of choice, which is education. Those who have attended the semimonthly recitals have found this to he true, and the appreciation of the audience has been manifested in its increasing numbers and the display of enthusiasm over the program rendered. The Faculty concerts have been the best of their kind ever given in the City of Denver. Only music of the highest order has been given at those concerts, which have so grown in popular favor that at our last one. hundreds of people were turned away unable to gain admittance. The graduates this year number three and the class for next year promises to lx far larger. Some of the graduating students who have shown special talent for teaching and have equipped themselves for this special line of work to the satisfaction of the Faculty, will l e numbered among the tutors for the coming year. 129 ETHEL CALUCOTTE Graduate from Grand Junction High School. Piano tutor in the College. Graduate in Piano. F. RAYNIE HOBART Commenced study of music in Iowa, with Miss Curtis, a graduate from the Conservatory at Boston. In Denver, with Mrs. Eva Roth, who graduated at Ix i| -zig and Berlin. W ith a course of four years in the College, under Mrs. Blakeslee and Dean Schwcikher. GRACE VAN DYKE MORE Studied in Hinghampton, New York. North Denver High School. Graduate in Piano. 30 Helen Harding. Bessie Fletcher. Lulu Rai p, Nell Wilson, Ethel Cali.icotte, Mary Manley, Maude Gregory, Bessie Kennedy, Minnie Neville. 3 COLLEGE OF MUSIC TENNIS CLUB Earle McDonald, Joe Bingenheimek, Ciiauncey McDonald, Florence Neville, Minnie Neville. Ethel Callicotte. Fred Godfrey, Jasper McDonald. Maude Gregory, Helen Harding, Tom Kelley. Alice Dyer, Cit as. Monroe, Lui.u Rai i� . OFFICERS President...........................................Dean Schweikher Secretary.................................................Maude Gregory Treasurer...........................................Ethel Callicotte Colors—Navy Blue and White. 132 TO OUR GIRLS Minnie Neville— Here’s a girl from Old Kentuck’, A very charming miss. The Music School is sure in luck To get a girl like this. Mary Manley— From “The Hanks of the Wabash’’ far away Comes Miss Mary Manley; A dear and charming girl is she. When she leaves we will miss her sadly. Mrs. Kennedy— Pennsylvania sent to us A girl both sweet and small: We know that with a voice like hers Out of Patti she will take quite a fall. Kate Blair— Here comes Miss Blair our home to share. From a sunny Southern clime; All the way from Alabama She came to have a good time. Lulu Rapp— Here is a girl that is full of fun; A Hoosier maid is she. She left South Bend not long ago. Denver and the mountains to see. FLC R K N CE XEVILLE— ()ne of our nice little girls Is Miss Flossie Neville: A maid of the Blue Grass Country. From clear old Louisville. Mrs. Fletcher— 1 lere is a girl that's a pride to the school. From Sioux City, Iowa; In music she is a shining light. And we hope she will always stay. Nell Wilson— Old Missouri gave to us Miss Wilson, you all know; She is a girl that is good and kind of heart, And she lives in the Doctors' Row. Maudf. Gregory'— ()ur native State is proud to own This girl we hold most dear: But we’re afraid she is going to leave Before another vear. 33 Ethel Callicotte— Here is a maid from “Merrie England,” And Ethel is her name; In after years we’ll hear of her As a pianist of fame. Helen Harding— This little girl we must not forget. The maid with the dark-brown eyes; For in Colorado born and bred— That makes her so wondrous wise? POINTERS It is very impertinent of a man to keep looking at a woman so much that she has to keep looking at him to see if he is doing it.—Mr. Munroe. Ask some people one question and you have inaugurated an hour’s conversation.—Dr. Caldwell. When a girl reads a historical novel she skips the history part.—Maude Gregory. The average woman spends more time than money when she goes shopping. —Mrs. Porter. A girl’s idea of a secret is something worth telling.—Marie Harding. When a man is in love, instead of putting his heart in it he is apt to put his foot in it.—Fred Godfrey. A lie in time saves nine.—Ethel Callicotte. The lucky man is the one who grasps his opportunity.—J. L. McDonald. A woman’s age is one of nature’s greatest secrets.—Mrs. Harding. There is a deportment which suits the figure and talents of each person. It is always lost when we quit it to assume that of another.—Helen Harding. “The Song that Reached My Heart”; “If You Love Your Baby, Show the White of Your Eye.”—Ethel Callicotte and Fred Godfrey. “Nobody’s Lookin’ but the Owl and the Moon.”—Maude Gregory and J. L. McDonald. “It Was the Dutch. —Joe Bingcnhcimcr. “How I Love My Lou (Lu) ! —Mr. Munroe. “There’s No Girl Like My Girl. —Mr. Roberts. “Come Back to Old Ireland.”—Mr. Kelley. KATZENJAMMER KLUB Mamma Katzenjammcr.....................................“Maggie” Crawford Papa Katzenjammcr........................................ Herr Schwcikher Uncle Heinie.......................................Frank Ormsby Fritz......................................Little Alpheus Elder Hans...........................................Horace Tureman Grand High Mucca Muck.... Past Grand High Mucca Muck Vice High Mucca Muck...... Grand High Banker.......... Head Clerk of the Council.... PEDRO CLUB ..........................Dean Schweikher ....................Tom Kelley (from Chicago) .......Joe Bingenheimer (who died in the hole) .................................Lulu Rapp ___Ethel Callicotte (she with the beautiful eyes) � 34 I A course of lectures on “Beauty” will be given at the College during the spring months. We have been very fortunate to secure these famous authorities: LECTURE SO. I. Miles. Callicotta, H. IX, B. E. S. and Gregori, C. II. IX. C. S., will collaborate in a lecture on “How to Acquire the Real Titian Shade of Hair in hive Minutes.” LECTURE NO. II. Herr Joseffo Karlum Bingenheimcr, C. S.. Q. IX. will give one of his famous talks on “The Complexion.” lie will tell how to keep the flesh firm and the checks rosy. LECTURE NO. III. Miss Lu UapjKski will talk on the prevention of wrinkles. LECTURE NO. IV. Prof. F. Kellius. M. M., F. IX, will explain the mysteries of massage. I le will give treatments at No. 217 Bingenheimer Flats during his stay in the city. LECTURE NO. V. Madame Jessye Hardingo, P. F., I '. IX. greatest authority on the “Human Form Divine,” will tell how all may acquire the form of a Venus. This closes our series of lectures, and we ho|x that all will take advantage of this opportunity to learn how to lx beautiful. Single tickets. $5.00. Season tickets. $20.00. ()n sale at the office. PASTIMES OF A FEW OF OUR BOYS Fred Godfrey—Manipulating the “Black Satchel.” Phil Duggan—Keeping company with his Havana. “Doc Caldwell—Writing to his sister. “Nit!” Chauncey McDonald—Going to church with Miss Minnie Neville. Tom Kelley—Calling next door. Bunny Munroe—Bowling and—eating? Joe Bingenheimer—With a pretzel in one hand and-, if it is imported. Homer Pugh—Watching the mail lx� x. Earle McDonald—Visiting the dining room. Zen is Kolx rts—Talking to-. Charles Pugh—Attending prayer meeting. Will. Godfrey—Visiting John Thompson’s grocery store. 35 r PREPARATORY SCHOOL - ■ - ■ ■ - - 136 V PREPARATORY SCHOOL OFFICERS President...........................................Roy Curtis Vice-President.........................................Charles Sterling Recording Secretary.................................Marguerite Mallory Corresponding Secretary...................................Inez Byers Treasurer...........................................Marguerite Wheeler Sergeant-at-Arms ......................................Phillip Deere Annual Committee......Clyde Snyder. Xellie CTiatkield. Marion Moore Colors—Purple and Lavender. 37 00 THE PREPARATORY SCHOOL THE PREPARATORY ALPHABET A is for Appleton, so dignified and grave. B is for livers, over whom we rave. C is for Clynier. with face and voice divine. I) is for Deere, whom Enid wishes to call mine.” E is for Edith, with last name L-------. Which may be H----------, from what we hear tell. F is for flunk, which the Preps will never do. (i for the Gullettes; good examples, too. H is for the combination Henderson and Heim. I for Irene, who cannot make a rhyme. J is for Jane, with long auburn curls. K is for Keggy,” who just dotes on girls. L is for Lucile, for whom “Reddy’s” bean soars. M is for Marion, whom every one adores. X is for Xell, with the long, fluffy locks; O for Olson, who wears the loud socks. P is for Parker, who the contest did win. Q for the quack who made a great din. R is for Russell, who a great beauty will make, S for “Short” Sargeatit. who sure takes the cake. T for the Tellers, dignified and wise. I’ ne'er would think ’twas but a mere disguise. V for “Veribest,” the food of the Class. W for Wheeler, the maid unsurpassed. X for the x’s we always will pass. Y is for the youths of this excellent class. 7. for the zeal which we always possess. This is all for the past: For the future—just guess! '39 Washington', D. C, I . S. A., Aug. 6, 1962. .Ur. Horatius Kolqmst, Berlin. My Dear Son : This is a Ixautitul (lay and 1 am so nearly worn our from the effect of our long trip that writing a letter is almost a punishment. So if. in my attempt to tell you about the journey. I use incorrect grammar or misspell words, you will bear with me. You remember in my last letter 1 told you of the visit of Chancellor Clark from the University of Denver and that the Faculty was arranging for a reunion of those who attended the Preparatory Class ’way back in nineteen hundred and four. Mon. R. L. Clark, you know, was himself one of them, and seemed to think it would lx? a grand affair. The Great l akes Air Line would carry all the passengers, without unnecessary stops, straight through to the Metropolis of the West, where all the big dormitories and halls would lx thrown open to us. We decided to arrange for it. and immediately called up Mr. Coberly, president of the Great l.akes Company, and secured his bid on the trip. During the next day we sent out invitations, and I was astonished, after looking up the addresses of all, from how many parts of the earth they would come. So many had gone into Central Africa, where the University has placed a fine school for the education of the negroes. Many were in Russia. A number had gone with an excavating party to Alaska. An old friend. Kenneth Henderson, went with the astronomers on their last journey to Mars and has not yet returned.. Another. Hon. Ralph Smith, was in the Arctic Archipelago extending the realm of the Christian Science Church. It is really astonishing how we have scattered, and as I think of it my heart is not light and merry, for it is no little thing. The first answer we received after dispatching the invitations was from Bishop Bingham and his wife, who were making a trip through Farther India. He wanted to know if it would be all right to speak to Miss Moore, whom he had recently met at her home there. I had addressed her as l eing in Norway, but according to the Bishop, she had changed addresses, so I telegraphed l� ack. “Go ahead.” Pearl, my wife and your mother, scents overjoyed at the prosi ect of seeing so many of the old friends again. This pro$f ect lx came a reality on June 11th. when, to my surprise, about forty arrived to await the start. In companies of from two to twenty they came, until on June 21 the great palace car “Libby” came puffing through the sky toward the White House. It was called the “Libby.” I understand, because that was the maiden name of Mr. Coberly's wife. The air was rather cool and somewhat damp until we reached a distance of alxnit half a mile above the earth ; then all was well. The shif moved smoothly, and, once on the way. we began to talk over old times. In my note-book I jotted down a few important items. There leaning on the railing. not ten minutes after we had made the ascent. I recognized old General Curtis. How white he was and old. hut how erect! 1 don't believe he knew me at first, but after searching a while the old man smiled and said: “1 was just thinking as I looked at Mrs. Gaither over there, of the time when I stumbled over a pile of 140 pipes while tipping my hat to some young ladies on the other side of the street. That was at Littleton. Colorado, during the Christmas vacation of 1903. Wonder what became of Helen Wise? Do you see that lady sitting near the wheel? She reminds me somewhat of Miss Wise, as I remember her.” Well, well,” said I. “no wonder; that’s one of her children. You know she married I)r. Horton and has been happy ever since. By the way. old friend, you haven’t much hair left on your head. You were beginning to look pretty bald around the crown when you went to Prep. School.” Not having seen the most of them for years, we decided to pass around and try to place them. The first we came to was Prof. James Reed. Well, well! So you are still teaching mathematics at Yale? Where’s your wife?” “Over there. Doesn't she look like the Miss Annie Russell whom you used to know ?” “And if there isn’t old Travier!” Have one of my cards. General:” I). H. TRAVIER. Jitix;e Supreme Court, NEW YORK CITY. Passing on. there was Colonel Bailey, of the C. S. Army; Rev. Hugh Smith, of the Trinity Church. Brooklyn; Wm. Jackson, president of the American Solar Heating Co.; Lyle Gaither, of Boston, author of most of the popular novels of the day; Mr. Evans, who owns a large department store in Chicago; Professor Gouldy. president of the Canadian College for Negroes; Mr. Miles, the owner and inventor of the great compressed air machine for grinding coffee; Rev. Hubert Howe, of the first Baptist Church. St. Louis; Admiral Olson, of the Greenland Submarine Squadron; Hon. Teller, Congressman from Denver, Colorado: Mr. Allen, who operates” a lunch room in one of the leading universities, with the aid of several others; Professor Bloedoni, instructor in athletics at Oxford; Rev. Wolfcnliarger. of the First Methodist Church, of Portland. Oregon; the Rt. Rev. Bernard, of the Euclid Avenue Presbyterian Church in Cleveland. Ohio; General Sargcant. who won the battle against the cannibals in Central Africa during the war of 1932. At this moment I noticed that the air was becoming light and frisky, and it was getting dark. We were passing over the city of Wheeling. W. Ya.. as the clouds l cgan to gather around us; and how the wind did blow! Our big “Libby” swept through the sky at a tremendous rate of speed—faster, almost, than the clouds themselves, and we were soon wrapped in night. The air was becoming very damp, and here and there a lone star appeared between passing sheets of mist. Never did 1 realize as then how l eaiitiful and sublime the workings of nature arc. even to lx seen in the stormy black skies. The lightning dashed, and not a few times did the wires around the sides of our big bird become charged and light up the skies, as a stray bolt happened too near. I will never forget the thunder and how it rang in our ears, and how sheet after sheet of rain and mist took us broadside. For about two and a half hours the elements raged, which was most extraordinary. for we had gone a distance of over eight hundred miles, and the storm began when we had been out scarcely an hour. 1 believe we were somewhere near the center of Indiana when a strange-look-ing crack was discovered in the side of a steel cylinder which contained some 141 chemical mixture. At once an order was given to search for a landing place. The big light soon came to a standstill and threw its powerful rays upon an open wheat field, into which we descended and landed. Near by was a house and it was not long until lights could be seen in the windows and two men came over with lanterns. There were seventy of us and the old fanners were not overjoyed at the sight of the whole crowd laughing and making merry over his wrath because we had settled in his field. Some one calmed them, however, bv saying that President of the United States Oscar Kolquist was in the crowd, and without further j arleying the owner of the farm came up into my reception room and we shook hands. There was something in his voice and manner which was familiar. After some little inquiry I found out what I sus-l ected to lx true, and who do you suppose it was? Well, it was my old friend Hopkins. How he did shake my hand, and how the big tears rolled down his checks; and of course he made up his mind at once to go along. Hopkins bad not changed much, but bis hair was white and a long beard covered bis chin. The old fellow had become slightly bow-lcggcd. The next day we started out about nine o’clock, and when not more than twenty miles west of the Mississippi a peculiar coincidence took place. As if coming from nowhere, a big lump of steel, wood and colors shot across the floor of the ship, nearly killing a couple of 11s, and an old bald-headed fellow skooted headlong through the door of President Coberly s cabin and into his bed. Coberly was asleep, not having been feeling well, and when the old ironsides of the air came to himself and looked around, wondering what had hap|x ned. he asked whether he was in purgatory or Chicago. An explanation followed, and as the old sky-scraper talked 1 could easily tell that it was not the first time I had seen his face. To make the story short, it was my old friend Kenneth Henderson. The machine in which he had started with the astronomers had collided with a meteor and mixed things up a little. A few bandages and some salve doctored him up all right. We cast the remains of the machine overboard, where it had thrown all hut one of its passengers. Then peace was ] araninunt. Must tell you now about some of the women. There were aboard the following: Mrs. General Curtis (formerly Miss Mary Fitzpatrick. whom the General married, in my opinion, for her money); your mother: Miss Moore, a missionary; Mrs. I)r. Horton: Mrs. James Reed: Mrs. D. H. Travier (Annie Henry); Mrs. L. G. Gaither (Miss Mattis) ; Miss Parker, a lawyer from Jacksonville, Florida; Mrs. Evans (Nellie Gouldy): Mrs. Admiral Olson (Miss Lyon); Mrs. Bloedom (Anna Gutherie): Mrs. Wolfenharger (Margaret Wheeler); Mrs. Howe (Jane Leedham); Mrs. Howard; Mrs. Miles (Miss B. Gullette); Miss Myrtle Clark, a professor in Greek at Harvard; Mrs. Bernard (Anna McRoberts) : Mrs. Coberly; Mrs. Teller (Olive Chapman): Miss G. Short. Methodist missionary from Egypt : Mrs. Bailey (Irene Stevenson): Mrs. Sargeant (Nellie Chat field) ; Mrs. Henderson (Anna Canfield); Miss D. New son. C. S. Ambassador to Greenland; Jane McKay, (my first wife): Mrs. Gouldy (Inez Byers) ; Miss Enid Hilton, who went to Alaska and dug three millions out of the 142 ground; Mrs. Rev. Hugh Smith (Miss L. Short); Miss Nora Sbumway, instructor of philosophy at Columbia University; Mrs. Allen (Vera Stevenson); Mrs. Bishop Bingham ( Ruth Teller); Mary Beyer, the lady pugilist; Miss Amelia Breeding, a doctor in Osteopathy; Miss Broad, who invented a new-fangled carpet sweeper. After a few hours more we came in sight of the big I). U. buildings, and amidst decorations, flags and music we descended. To receive us there were Dr. Phelps and his wife (Miss Townsend); Prof. Marcia McKay: Dr. Sferling and his wife (Helen Taggart); Professor and Mrs. Deere ( Miss Griffith) : Hon. and Mrs. Babcock ( Miss I lenderson); Dean and Mrs. Welsh (Henrietta Carson): Professor Mosicr; Dr. and Mrs. Linville (Ethel Mosier); Dr. and Mrs. Buckley (Marion Tibbets); Professor Miracle; Dr. and Mrs. Erskins (Miss Mallory). What a grand time we had! Dr. J. (). Howe is Dean of the University now. Professor Davidson, Dr. Wood. Dr. Ralph Smith and Professor Williams, all of whom are professors in the institution, comprised the reception committee, and well did they | erfomi their duty. We wrote on the blackboards as in the good old times; we had class scraps; wc had a glee club and l asket tall team; we started a V. M. C. A. lunch room and got into the popcorn and candy case after the clerks were gone—like old times —some of us acting as University Freshmen in this sport. To cap the climax. Mr. Coberly secured a divorce and married Miss Hilton, the millionaire miner. We all congratulated them, sang “Denver Boys” and gave the Prep. yell. The festivities kept up for nearly two weeks. And at last, having taken in the princi))ai sights and attractions of the Queen City of the Plains, we ascended in our big bird and returned. So I am tired now. Hope you are well and prospering as ever. This leaves us all in good condition. Awaiting a reply, I remain Your affectionate father. Oscar Kolquist. 44 POST GRADUATE DEPARTMENT The Graduate Department of the University of Denver now offers more courses and better facilities for instruction than ever before. This is the age of specialization, and the student is gradually recognizing the fact that in order to take advantage of the opportunities that are constantly being presented, he must be more thoroughly prepared than ever before. This department of the University is now receiving some of its due consideration, and the courses are being arranged to suit the growing requirements of the age. It is larger than ever before, notwithstanding the rigid requirements now in operation. The Doctor’s degree requires a reading knowledge of French and German—three years’ work; a sound thesis and a rigid examination. The Master’s degree requires at least one full year’s work. In no case will industry be accepted in lieu of originality. This year there will be some eight or ten candidates for the degree of A. M. and four or five for the degree of Ph. D. 146 roomm mmxxtsm THE SUMMER SCHOOL The necessity of a Summer School is now apparent to all. Among many advantages are these: It affords opportunity for teachers to come into contact with specialists in the various subjects taught in the schools, to broaden their own culture and thus make the work in their schools easier, more valuable and more inspiring. It enables a student to shorten his course; or. if lie is in need of certain credits to maintain class standing, it makes it possible for him to gain these credits without carrying extra studies for several terms, thus aiding him in doing better work and in preserving his health. There arc two other classes of persons benefited by attendance upon the sessions of the Summer School: business people and club women. In these days, when education plays such an important part in business, it is quite fortunate that business people now have access to studies bearing directly upon their affairs: so much is required of club women, especially the leaders, that any opportunity to add to their general culture is not neglected. The Summer School of the College of Liberal Arts of the University meets the demands of these various interests. Students are required to do the full amount of work anti take the examination at the close of the term if they desire credit. Business people and club women may have all the advantages of the classes, but will not be required to take the examinations unless they wish credit for work done. Laboratories, libraries and general equipment are open to Summer School students. The tern) begins June 15 ami continues six weeks. 47 JJm iRrmcriam EDWARD STAUFFER At all times tlie summons of the Grim Reaper seems hard and out of season, but it appears doubly so when a young person just entering upon his life work is stricken down. Thus it seemed to the students and friends of the University when Edward Stauffer left this life for the better on March t. 1904. Edward Stauffer entered the Preparatory School of the University in the fall of 1899. coming from his home in Mescrvey, Iowa, to Denver, partly for climatic conditions. From the first lie showed a great interest in all phases of school life, entering into all with refreshing jest and heartiness. In bis class, in the Y. M. C. A., in the Glee Club and in the Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity, as well as in his association with teachers and professors, he was an earnest ami systematic worker, esteemed and loved for his Christian character, his high sense of right and his spirit of friendship. He took heavy work during his college course, thereby winning at the commencement of 1903 the degrees of A. B. and A. M. In addition to his school work, he served as student pastor of several city mission charges, being pastor at Hess Memorial. Wheat ridge and Kdgcwater Methodist Episcopal Churches. At the conference after his graduation he was assigned to the church at Bloomfield. Colo., and there he carried the enthusiasm and success that seemed his birthright. On January 1, 1904. he was married to Miss Beulah Gray, whom he met as a student in the University. A happy life seemed in store for them, only to be ended so suddenly by the death of the young husband. On Tuesday, March 1. 1904. word was brought to the Chapel that Mr. Stauffer was lying very ill. and all hope of recovery was already gone. Further word, brought during the afternoon of the same day. announced his death. Pneumonia was the cause of his death. aftcT an illness of only a few clays. At the funeral services, which were in charge of Chancellor Uuchtel. many words of praise and esteem were spoken. The services were held in the College Chapel—an appropriate place, for Mr. Stauffer cherished a great love for his alma mater. In the words “I never knew a better man.” l r. Carnine summed up all that could be said aliout his life. Strong, clear, consistent and lx autiiul in his intercourse with us. he left an influence not soon to lx forgotten. 148 ■ K A I R O S A GREETING TO THE ENTERING STUDENTS OF THE UNIVERSITY OF DENVER Th« Olympic Contestant entering the foot race, knelt At the Alter of Ka1tos —Opportunity— by the Stadium Gate Once sure it conies, not surely twice. The race we each must run. Our most of effort is the price At which the goal is won. Ready at Kairos? Who is he? The athlete tried and trained. W’hose early vigor, flush and free. Full strength and skill has gained. Long was his discipline, ami stem. To struggle ami abstain; Sore wearisome, the art to learn To breathe, to poise, to strain. Yet felt he fresh resolve upspring With cheer for every day. In air he heard glad voices sing. Saw bright-winged hopes at play. Mere is he now! The gate swings wide; The Stadium opens free. Already in his glow of pride He feels the victory. For Kairos ready? Not for vain High love thy gifts has given. Fail? No! The brave shall always gain; Tis noble to have striven ! 49 % J J. P. Lee. V. I. Daniels. T. M. Stuart, . C. Hkckexijorf, C. E. Morse. C. O. Spain. E. B. Upton. V. M. Ault. A. E. White. E. A. Hemphill. E. H. Lic.ht. E. C. Parfet. BETA THETA PI Founded at Miami University, I 39 Colors—Pink and Blue Flower—American Beauty Rose Alpha Zeta Chapter, Charter Granted J888 FRATRES IN FACULTATE Uha.nckli.or Henry A. Buchtei.....DePauw George C. Manley..................Denver William A. Moore..................Denver Sylvester G. Williams......Ohio Wesleyan FRATRES IN UNIVERSIT ATE Charles F. Carnine, Fred W. Stover, John W. Stephenson. Vincent I. Daniels. Wilbur M. Alter. Winton M. Ault, Theodore M. Stuart, Ernest B. Upton. J. Paul Lee. Cm AkLES E. Morse, Walter C. Heckendorf. Earl A. Hemphill. Clyde O. Spain, Arthur E. White, Edward C. Parfet, Edward H. Light, S. Jesse 11 inks. C. E. S MEDLEV. J. H. Calkins. 5-’ ’hotoby Hopkinn. — BETA THETA PI CHAPTER HOUSE CHAPTER ROLL v DISTRICT I. Brown. Boston. Maine. Amherst. Dartmouth. Wesleyan. Yale. Bowdoin. DISTRICT II. Rutgers. Cornell. Stevens. St. Lawrence. Colgate. L nior� . Columbia. Syracuse. DISTRICT III. Washington-Jefferson. Dickinson. Johns Hopkins. Pennsylvania. Pa. State College. Lehigh. DISTRICT IV. Hampdcn-Sitlney. North Carolina. Virginia. Davidson. DISTRICT V. Central. Vanderbilt. Texas. DISTRICT VI. Miami. Cincinnati. Western Reserve. (lhio. t )hio Wesleyan. 0 Bethany. Wittenberg. Denison. Wooster. Kenyon. )hio State. West Virginia. DISTRICT VII. DePauw. Indiana. Wabash. I lanovcr. Purdue. DISTRICT VIII. Michigan. Knox. Beloit. Iowa. Chicago. Iowa Wesleyan. Wisconsin. .Northwestern. Minnesota. Illinois. DISTRICT IX. Westminster. Washington. Kansas. Denver. Nebraska. Missouri. Colorado. DISTRICT X. California. Stanford. W ashington State. 54 t-UBTT Fur; r . S. Painter. D. S. Swan. T. K. IUsiinell, M. M. IUt.kei.kv, E. (1. (ikeen , F. E. C. Williams, I . S. Worth, K. M. Wheeler. H. W. Allen, W. i). Steele. C. C. Hawke, F. I. Badgley. Photos by Hopklnn. SIGMA ALPHA EPSILON Founded at the University of Alabama, March 9, 1856 Colors—Royal Purple and Old Gold Flower—The Violet COLORADO ZETA Charter Granted December 18, 1891 Chapter Rooms, East Evans and South Milwaukee, University Park FRATRES IN URBE George D. Kimhai.l. X. Lilbukn Watson, Charles F. Skitter, Cutiibert Powell, Arthur R. Gullette, William C. Horst. Thomas M. Hopkins. J. X. Lindsey, Edward W. Lazell, J. W. Graham, Charles J. Ling, Wallace M. Bayliss. FRATRES IN UN1VERSITATE DeW’itt Shelton Swan, Henry Walton Allen, Arthur Jackson Pate, Franklin E. C. Williams. Edwin George Green, Paul Sargent Worth. Wilbur Daniel Steele, FraNKLIN ILSLEY BaDGLEY, Tiieoihire Kingsley Bushnell. David Si evert Painter, Charles Clifford Hawke, Robert Montgomery Wheeler, Max Muller Bulkelky. SCHOOLS OF LAW AND MEDICINE Charles M. Deakdorff, Clifton R. Bassell, Wayne C. Williams, Ernest Pate. PLEDGES William A. Sargent, Kenneth Henderson. Francis Appleton. CHAPTER ROLL PROVINCE ALPHA Maine. Harvard. Boston University. Worcester Polytechnic Institute. Massachusetts Institute of Technology. PROVINCE BETA Cornell. Pennsylvania State. Columbia. Bucknell. St. Stephen’s. Gettysburg. Allegheny. Pennsylvania. Dickinson. PROVINCE GAMMA Virginia. Washington and Lee. North Carolina. Michigan. Adrian. Mt. Union. Ohio Wesleyan. Cincinnati. ()hio State. Franklin. Davidson. Wofford. PROVINCE DELTA Purdue. Northwestern. Illinois. Chicago. Minnesota. Wisconsin. PROVINCE EPSILON Georgia. Southern. Mercer. Alabama. Emory. Alabama Polytechnic Institute. Georgia School of Technology. PROVINCE ZETA Missouri. Arkansas. Washington. Kansas. Nebraska. PROVINCE ETA Colorado. Leland Stanford. Denver. California. Colorado School of Mines. PROVINCE THETA Louisiana State. Mississippi. Tulane. Texas. PROVINCE IOTA Central. Bethel. Kentucky State. Southwestern Presbyterian. Cumberland. Vanderbilt. Tennessee. University of the South. Southwestern Baptist. 157 G. R. Holderer, W. E. Foley, J. R. Neal. K. M. Drysdale, F. L. Veatch, C. W. Clark, C. F. Morris, X. Woodard. Photo by Hopkins. I KAPPA SIGMA Founded at the University of Virginia in 1867 Colors Crimson, White and Emerald Green Flower—Lily of the Valley BETA OMICRON CHAPTER Charter Granted Feb. 8, 1902 MEMBERS Geo. 15. Holdkkkk, I Leslie Vhatch. Rout. M, Drysdale, X. Elmo Woodard, C. A. Ward. C. W. Clark, C. F. Morris, I'rkd Wright, J. R. Neal. VVm. E. Foley, 59 CHAPTER ROLL DISTRICT I. Psi.............University of Maine Alpha Rho....................Bowdoin College Beta Kappa..New Hampshire College Alpha Lambda. .University of Vermont Beta Alpha..........Brown University DISTRICT II. Alpha Kappa.......Cornell University Pi...............Swartlimorc College Alpha Delta......Penn. State College Alpha Epsilon.........Univ. of Penn. Alpha Phi........Bucknell University Beta Delta ... .Wash, and Jeff. College- Beta Iota.........Lehigh University Beta Pi...........Dickinson College Alpha Alpha . .University of Maryland Alpha Eta......Columbian University DISTRICT III. Zeta...................University of Virginia Eta ........Randolph-Macon College Xu.........William and Mary College Upsi Ion.....Ilampden-Sidney College Beta Beta...........Richmond College Delta...............Davidson College Eta Prime............Trinity College Alpha Mu ... .Univ. of North Carolina Beta Upsilon. .X. Car. A. M. College DISTRICT IV. Alpha Nu.............Wofford College Alpha Beta.........Mercer University Beta Lambda----University of Georgia Beta...................University of Alabama 9 Beta Eta.... Alabama Polytechnic Inst. DISTRICT V. Theta .........Cumberland University Kappa..........Vanderbilt University Lambda.......University of Tennessee Phi........Southwestern Pres. Univ. t hnega.......University of the South Alpha Theta. .Southwestern Bap. Univ. Beta Nu.......Kentucky State College Alpha Gamma.... Washington and Lee DISTRICT VI. Alpha Upsilon........Millsaps College Gamma ... .Louisiana State University Epsilon ............Centenary College Sigma...............Tulane University Iota..........Southwestern University Tau .............University of Texas DISTRICT VII. Beta Omega...........Colorado College Xi............University of Arkansas Alpha Omega. .William Jewell College Beta Gamma.......Missouri State Univ. Beta Sigma... .Washington University Beta Chi ... .Missouri School of Mines Alpha Psi.....University of Nebraska Beta Tau.............Baker University Beta Omicron_____University of Denver DISTRICT VIII. Alpha Sigma....()hio State University Beta Phi... .Case School of Ap. Science Chi................Purdue University Alpha Pi.......................Wabash College Beta Theta.......University of Indiana Alpha Gamma.. .University of Illinois Alpha Chi.....Lake Forest University Alpha Zeta... .University of Michigan Beta Epsilon..University of Wisconsin Beta Mu.......University of Minnesota Beta Rho...........University of Iowa DISTRICT IX. Beta Zeta......................Leland Stanford Beta Xi.......University of California Beta Psi... .University of Washington 160 Luella Corbin, Etiiei. Miller, Helen Crane, Florence Vaughn. Mary Wallihax, Grace Deis her. Lena Harper. Susie NVinton. Bess Wilson. Florence Spencer, Bessie Bliss. Jessie Thompson, Marcia Murray. Annette Bapoley. Lorexcie Anderson, Helen Stiihier. Henrietta Walker. Phot u by Hopklnx. PI BETA PHI Founded at Monmouth College, 1867 Badge—Arrow Colors—Wine and Silver Blue Flower -Carnation YELL King, ching. ching! Ho, hippi. hi! Kali, ro, Arrow! Pi Beta Phi! COLORADO BETA CHAPTER Chartered February 12, 1885 ACTIVE MEMBERS Sarah Lorexcie Anderson, AN N KTTE BaOGLEY. Bessie Elsie Bliss. Lt'KI.I.A Tanner Cokhin. Helen Dorothy Crane. Grace Deisiier. Lena Harper, Ethel Katherine Miller, Marcia Murray, Florence Belle Spencer, Helen Stidger, Jessie Louise Thompson, Florence Vaughn, Henrietta Mae Walker. M vry Erlene Wali.ihan. Bess Merton Wilson. Susie Belle Winton. I )2 CHAPTER ROLL Vermont Alpha...... Vermont Beta....... Columbia Alpha...... Pennsylvania Alpha . Pennsylvania Beta... Pennsylvania Gamma Ohio Alpha......... Ohio Beta.......... Xcw York Alpha.... Massachusetts Alpha. Maryland Alpha..... ALPHA PROVINCE ...............................Middlcbury College .............................University of Vermont ..............................Columbia University ..............................Swarthntore College ...............................Bucknell University ................................Dickinson College ..................................Ohio University .............................Ohio State University ...............................Syracuse University .................................Boston University ......................Woman's College of Baltimore BETA PROVINCE Illinois Beta.......................................................Lombard College Illinois Delta.........................................................Knox College Illinois Epsilon .......................................................Northwestern University Illinois Zeta...............................................................Illinois University Indiana Alpha .....................................................Franklin College Indiana Beta.................................................University of Indiana Indiana Gamma............................................University of Indianapolis Michigan Alpha....................................................Hillsdale College Michigan Beta................................................University of Michigan GAMMA PROVINCE Iowa Alpha.........................................Iowa Wesleyan University Iowa Beta....................................................Simpson College Iowa Zeta..............................................Iowa State University Wisconsin Alpha ....................................University of Wisconsin Missouri Alpha.........................................University of Missouri DELTA PROVINCE Louisiana Alpha.............................................Tulane University Kansas Alpha...............................................Kansas University Nebraska Beta.........................................University of Nebraska Texas Alpha..................................................Texas University Colorado Alpha ........................................University of Colorado Colorado Beta..........................................University of Denver California Beta.....................................University of California Photo hy lloi� klt)N. «v� ta� t • � e� oc '«n. GAMMA PHI BETA Founded at Syracuse University, 1874 Colors -Light and Dark Brown Flower Pink Carnation THETA CHAPTER Charter Granted 1897 1904. Edith Jean Bougiitox, Margaret McNeil, Ruth Wallace. Edith May Reese. 1905. Mary Grace Twombly. 1906. Mary I'zzell. Blossom Henry. Ekrx Mitchell. 1907. Clara Sperry. Janet Newkirk. May Sctiifker, Xeli ik Woodard, Winifred Chase. Ruth Drake. PLEDGES Viola Clymer, Fannie Marks. Margaret Wheeler, Edith Libbey. 165 Fannie Marks, Viola Ci ymf.r. Edith Liiidev. Margaret Wheklek. CHAPTER ROLL Alpha....................................................Syracuse University Beta..................................................Ann Arbur. Michigan (iamma..............................................University of Wisconsin Doha ......................................................Boston University Epsilon .............................................Northwestern University ...............................................W oman’s College of Baltimore Eta.................................................University of California Theta.................................................University of Denver jota.........................................................Barnard College Ea| ])a.............................................University of Minnesota Lambda.............................................University of Washington ALUMNAE CHAPTERS New York. New York. Svracuse. New York. Chicago. Illinois. Milwaukee. Wisconsin. San Francisco. California Boston. M assachusetts. 166 K)7 I Xina Griffith, Helen Decker. Pearl Neva, Jane Leedham. Clara Webster. Minna Wohlford. Alice Barton, Daisy Frink, Bertha Skeel, Ethel Parks, Mary Davis, Mrs. Haynes, Grace Stephens, Lillian Hall, Carrie Reed. Adaline Reed. Ethel Odgers. ALPHA TAU (LOCAL SOROSIS) Organised at University of Denver, 1902 Colors—Nile Green and White Flower—White Carnation and Sword Fern Badge- Scimiter ACTIVE MEMBERS Mary Elizabeth Davis, Pearl Elizabeth Neva. Minna Koiiskr Wohlford, Marguerite Ruth Frink. Grace Augusta Stephens, Alice Lavina Barton, Ethel Truan Odgkrs. George Lillian Hall. Mary Ethel Parks, Helen Marie Decker, Clara Melissa Webster. Bertii Skeel. ALUMNAE MEMBERS Vol.ANDE SlETMAN HaYNES. Adaline William Reed. Carrie Reed. PLEDGES Jane Harlan Lekdham. Nina (jERTrude Griffith. 169 A. F. ok Lespixasse, J. I. Laugiilix, W. E. Sanderson, Z. T. Roberts, C. A. Monroe, H. W. Bates, S. F. Brannen, V. A. Brikrly. I. C). McCarty, W. A. Brubaker, E. A. Owen . H. P. Greedy, W. I). Flory. W. L. Roberts, J. C Scott, V. V. L it.hi.in,i V. C. White. H. C. Dolph, A. T. Arthur. PS I OMEGA Founded In 1892 Colors—Light Blue and White Flower—The Ivy MU CHAPTER Charter Granted 1897 FRATRES IN FACULTATE H. A. Fynn. 1). D. S. W. T. Chambers, I). I). S. J. S. Jackson, I). I). S. V. L. Roberts, D. D. S. FRATRES HONORES If. W. Bates, I). I). S. W. A. Brubaker, I). D. S. J. C. Scott, I). I). S. V. C. White. D. I). S. FRATRES IN URBE V. A. Brierly, IX D. S. I). C. Edmonds, I). I). S. W. IX Fuory, IX IX S. A. E. Goodwin, I). I). S. H. F. Hoffman. IX IX S. D. Hopkins, D. D. S. e. P. Lewis, D. d. s. R. P. McGee, D. D. S. W. E. Sanderson. I). IX S A. A. Wallace, I). I). S. FRATRES IN UNIVERSITATE 1904. H. C. Dourn, A. F. de Lespinasse, H. P. Greedy. V. A. Kekrison, I. O. McCarty, E. A. Owen. 1905 S. F. Brannen. J. I. Lacc.huN. V. W. LaUGIILIN. C. A. Monroe. V.. T. Roberts. 7 ACTIVE CHAPTERS Alpha......................Baltimore College of Dental Surgery, Baltimore, Mcl, .............................New York College of Dentistry. Xew York City ( amma..................Pennsylvania College of Dental Surgery, Philadelphia. Pa. Delta.........................................Tuft’s Dental College. Boston, Mass. Epsilon..................................W estern Reserve University, Cleveland. O. Zeta...................................University of Pennsylvania. Philadelphia. Pa. Eta..................................Philadelphia Dental College. Philadelphia, Pa. 1 beta................University of Buffalo, Dental Department, Buffalo, X. Y. lota ......................................Northwestern University, Chicago. III. Kappa...........................Chicago College of Dental Surgery, Chicago, 111. Lambda.................................University of Minnesota, Minneapolis, Minn. Mu............................................. University of Denver, Denver, Colo. Xu.........................................Pittsburg Dental College. Pittsburg, Pa. Xi.............Milwaukee Medical College. Dental Department. Milwaukee, Wis. Mu Delta.....................................Harvard University, Cambridge, Mass. Omicron...................Louisville College of Dental Surgery, Louisville, Ky. Pi...............Baltimore Medical College. Dental Department, Baltimore. Md. Beta Sigma.....Col. Physicians and Surgeons. Dent. Dept.. San Francisco, Calif. Rho.............................Ohio College of Dental Surgery. Cincinnati. O. Sigma................Medico-Chirurgical College. Dental Dept.. Philadelphia. Pa. Tan...........................................Atlanta IX ntal College, Atlanta, (la. Upsilon............Univ. of Southern California. Dental Dept.. Los Angeles. Calif. Phi.......................................University of Maryland, Baltimore. Md. Chi....................................North Pacific iXntal College. Portland. Ore. Psi.................Ohio Medical University. Dental Department. Columbus. O. Omega.....................................Indiana IXmtal College. Indianapolis. Ind. Beta Alpha......................................University of Illinois, Chicago. 111. Beta (iamma................................Columbian University. Washington. D. C. Beta Delta.............................University of California. San Francisco. Calif. Beta Epsilon.................New Orleans College of Dentistry, New Orleans, La. Beta Zeta................................Marion-Sims Dental College. St. I-ouis. Mo. ALUMNAE CHAPTERS New York Alumna? Chapter..........................................New York City Duquesne Alumnae Chapter..............................................Pittsburg, Pa. Minnesota Alumna? Chapter....................................Minneapolis. Minn. Chicago Alumna? Chapter.................................................Chicago. III. Boston Alumna? Chapter...................................................Boston, Mass. Philadelphia Alum me Chapter.......................................Philadelphia. Pa. 7-2 OMEGA UPSILON PHI Founded at Buffalo, N. Y., 1891 Colors—Crimson and Gold • DELTA CHAPTER Charter Granted 1898 FRATRES IN FACULTATE H. S. Cooper, B. I. Johnson. M. E. Preston, Cuthhekt Powell. FRATRES IN UNIVERSIT AT E 1904. Frank Dunklk, C. A. Heakne. E. G. Shaffer, R. C. Dunkkl, S. A. JOSLYN. 1905. (J. E. Van Der Schouw. Axel Aberg, Elmer McKeown, Virgil Thompson, A. S. Baker. G. L. Monsox, G. C. Wallace. Shuler Craft. F. R. SljOPAXSKEY, 1906. H. A. Barclay. 1 . NY. Newcomer. William Roberts. M. C. Harding. E. E. Fatten. H. L. Williams. . B. Newcomer. C. NY. Plumb, iW. C. C. Fuson. Newberry, NY ardkll. E. L. Kiteley. Stephenson, FRATRES IN URBE R. V. Arndt, T. E. Carmody. G. K. Olmsted, L. M. Barney. NY. T. Drysdai e. W. F. Pike. G. M. Bt.lCKEXSDEKFKR, J. C. Herrick. E. W. L.v .kll. M. E. Preston. FRATRES HONORARII NY. C. Bank, J. M. Foster. II. T. Pershing, Y. H. Berc toi.d. T. J. Gallahkr. 1. B. Perkins. J. M. Blaine, R. C. Gallahkr. C. A. Powers, S. G. Bonnev. E. C. Hill. E. C. Rivers, S. B. Childs. NY. A. Jayne. W. J. Rot 11 well. Y. H. Davis, Robert Levy. Henry Sew all. E. F. Dean. C. B. Lyman. H. G. NY ether ill. C. E. Edson. W. C. Mitchell. H. B. Whitney, NY. D. Engle. G. B. Packard. J. A. Wilder. S. A. Fisk. J. H. Pershing, 174 CHAPTER ROLL Alpha..................................................University of Buffalo Beta................................................University of Cincinnati Ciamma................................................Albany Medical College Delta.................................Denver and Cross College of Medicine Epsilon..............................................New York University Zeta................................................... .Trinity University Eta.................................................University of Colorado Theta ....................................................Cornell University Iota...............................Cooper Medical College (San Francisco) Kappa.....................................Columbia University (New York) Lambda.................................Miami Medical College (Cincinnati) Mu...................................................Northwestern University W. M. Alter, A. A. Lee. E. J. Lake, B. Griffith, B. M. Holt. J. J. Downey, V. E. Foley, F. S T. M. Sti aht. C. C. Stanley. A. T. Browns, C. F. Cakxixk. J. J. V. Stephenson. G. P. Winters. F. Stover. O. G. Jones. . Tits wort ii. V. Shaw . THE LEGAL FRATERNITY OF PHI DELTA PHI Founded at the University of Michigan, 869 Colors Garnet and Blue Flower—Jacqueminot Rose BREWER CHAPTER Charter Granted 1902 FR ATRES IN Dean Lucius W. Hoyt (Story), Gkorck C. Manly (Kent), William A. Moore (Story), Tyson S. Dines (Brewer), FR ATRES IN 1 Class of 1904 A. T. Browns, C. F. Caknixk. Ben Griffith. O. G. Jones, J. V. Shaw, C. C. Stanley, I V. Stover. F. S. Titsworth, G. 1 . Winters. FACULTATE John R. Neal (Brewer), Robert J. Pitkin (Waite), Fredrick R. Wkiciit (Brewer). NI VERSIT ATE Class of 1905 J. J. Downey, W. E. Foley, B. M. Holt, E. J. Lake. A. A. Lee, J. W. Stephenson. W. O. Van Nostran. Class of 1906 W. M. Alter, T. M. Stuart. ' 77 CHAPTER ROLL Kent.......................I.aw Department. University of Michigan, Ann Arbor Benjamin...............College of Law. Illinois Wesleyan University. Bloomington Booth............................Northwestern University Law School, Chicago, III. Story........................School of Law, Columbia University, New York City Cooley............St. Louis Law School, Washington University, St. Louis, Mo. Pomeroy... .1 lastings College of the Law. University of California. San Francisco Marshall.................Law School of Columbian University, Washington, D. C. Jay..........................Albany Law School. Union University, Albany, X. Y. Webster.............................Boston University School of Law. Boston, Mass. Hamilton...................Law Department. Cincinnati University, Cincinnati, O. Gibson...............Department of Law, University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia Choate.........................Harvard University Law School, Cambridge, Mass. Waite...........................Yale University Law School. New Haven. Conn. Field....................Department of Law, New York University, New York City Conkling.......................School of Law. Cornell University, Ithaca, X. Y. Tiedeman........................Law Department. University of Missouri, Columbia Minor....................Law Department. University of Virginia. Charlottesville Dillon...................Department of Law. University of Minnesota. Minneapolis Daniels.............................Buffalo University Law School. Buffalo, N. Y. Chase...............................School of Law. University of Oregon. Portland Harlan.........................College of Law. University of Wisconsin. Madison Swan............................Law Department. Ohio State University, Columbus McClain....................Law Department, State University of Iowa, Iowa City Lincoln.......................College of Law, University of Nebraska. Lincoln Osgoode..........................Law School of Upper Canada. Toronto. Ontario Fuller............Chicago-Kent College of Law, Lake Forest University, Chicago Miller.......Law Department. Leland Stanford, Jr.. University. Palo Alto, Calif. Green...............................School of I-aw. University of Kansas. Lawrence Comstock....................College of Law. Syracuse University, Syracuse, N. Y. Dwight.................................New York Law School. New York City Foster.........................School of Law. Indiana University. Bloomington Ranney......................Western Reserve University Law School. Cleveland. O. Langdell.......................College of Law. University of Illinois. Champaign Brewer.......................School of Law. University of Denver. Denver. Colo. Douglas.........................Law School. University of Chicago, Chicago. 111. 178 1 ALPHA KAPPA KAPPA FRATERNITY ALPHA KAPPA KAPPA Founded at Dartmouth College, J888 Colon—Often and White RHO CHAPTER Charter Granted jan. 6, 1903 ACTIVE MEMBERS F. E. Estes, E. VV. Fox, A. T. Mon ism itii. S. M. Oppknhejm. 1904. L. Y Paul, J. J. Sakazix, Milks Weller. C. M. Froid, I. C. Mirrley, E. F. Milligan, W. G. Mudd. C. R. Bakek. J. D. Dunshee, M. H. Jordan. HONOR ARY J. H. Allen. M. D. S. T. Brown. M. D. T. M. Burns. M. D. I. X. Hall, M. D. E. C. XAST, H. C. Smiley, Jr., T. A. Triplett. X. C. Prince, F. F. Watso.y. MEMBERS 11. (i. Harvey, M. D. J. C. Hutchinson, M. I). H. R. McGrwv, M. P. A. H. Williams, M. P. 1905. 1906. R. B. Porter. 1907- MEMBERS IN COLORADO C. H. Cathf.rwood. M. P.. Alpha....................................Denver Ralph Motheral, M. D.. Chi................................Sterling. Colo. G. F. SunhofE, M. P.. Otnicron (Honorary).........................Denver W. C. Foster, M. D.. Psi.............................................. W. K. Bartlett. M. P.. Epsilon.....................................Denver E. B. Buchanan. M. D.. (Iniicron.......................Perry Park, Colo. J. T. Dowling. M. D.. Xi..............................Spring Gulch. Colo. H. A. Black. M. D.. Theta..................................Pueblo. Colo. W. F. Spaulding, M. D.. Xu.................................Greeley, Colo. 180 CHAPTER ROLL Alpha......................Medical Department. Dartmouth College. Hanover, X. H. Beta...................College of Physicians and Surgeons. San Francisco, Calif. Gamma...........................Tufts College Medical School. !k ston. Mass. Delta.............. Medical Dei artment. Cniversity of Vermont, Burlington, Vt. Epsilon............................Jefferson Medical College. Philadelphia. Pa. Zeta........... Long Island College Hospital Medical School. Brooklyn. N. Y Eta.........................College of Physicians and Surgeons. Chicago. 111. Theta.................Maine Medical School. Bowdoin College. Brunswick. Me. Iota.............Medical De| artment. Cniversity of Syracuse, Syracuse. X. Y. Kappa........................Milwaukee Medical College. Milwaukee. Wis. Lambda..............Medical Department. Cornell Cniversity. New York City Mu...........Medical Department. Cniversity of Pennsylvania. Philadelphia, Pa. Xu.......................................Rush Medical College, Chicago. 111. Xi..................Medical Department. Xorthwestern Cniversity. Chicago. 111. Omicron................................Miami Medical College. Cincinnati. C). Pi......................................Ohio Medical Cniversity, Columbus. O. Rho.........................Denver ami Gross Medical College. Denver. Colo. Sigma......Medical Department, Cniversity of California, San Francisco, Calif. Tan.......................................Cniversity of South. Scwance. Tenn. Cpsilon.............Medical Dc| artment. Cniversity of Oregon. Portland. Ore. Phi................Medical Department. Cniversity of Nashville. Nashville. Tenn. Chi..................Medical Department, Vanderbilt Cniversity. Nashville. Tenn. Psi..........Medical Department. Cniversity of Minnesota. Minneapolis. Minn. Omega............Medical Department, Cniversity of Tennessee. Nashville. Tenn. Alpha Beta.......Medical Department. Cniversity of Tulane. New Orleans, !.a. Alpha Gamma..........Medical Department. Cniversity of Georgia. Augusta. Ga. 181 182 Y. M. C. A. OFFICERS F. E. C. WILLIAMS. President. 184 T. R. LINVILLE. Vice-President. S. J. HANKS. Secretary. E. L. VAN DELLEN. Treasurer. Before giving the history of our work this past year we wish to state some of the things we stand for as Christian young men. You will notice by the badge given above that we stand for body, mind and spirit. We desire a well-rounded man ami well-developed in his three natures. We do not want a man to dwarf one side of his nature in order to develop another side. A good body and mind are always admired, but a true, pure spirit is necessary to the man who would be truly successful. Therefore, man's spirit is the highest and most important part of his nature, and yet for a man to live the best possible life ami Ik of the lK st service to his fellow men, he must have a sound and well-developed mind ami body. This year, for the first time in several years, we sent a delegate to Lake Geneva Y. M. C. A. Conference, held in Geneva. Wisconsin. June 18 to 29, even-year. The delegate, Mr. F. E. C. Williams. spent a very enjoyable and profitable time there and returned to redouble his efforts in the work of the association last fail. ()ur association published its usual publication, ‘The Students’ Hand Book. and in a much more elalx rate and useful form than ever liefore. The Y. M. C. A. of the Medical Department, for the first time, helped to publish the book, and 350 were given out to students of Lilxral Arts and joo to the students of the Medical Department. Because many members of the association failed to return to school in the fall we started in with only twenty-two members, and yet within two months the memlKTship committee, with Mr. Light as chairman, raised the memlxrrship to sixty-five, which is better than ever lx fore in the history of our local Y. M. C. A. The weekly devotional meetings have been very helpful and well attended. The average attendance has lx cn between 45 and 50. We have had a numlK r of speakers from the city, among whom were Dr. Howe, jjastor of Christ Church; Dr. B. B. Tyler, front the South Broadway Christian Church; Rev. Carpenter, from Beth Eden Baptist, ami Mr. Tangeman. a lawyer, who is much interested in Y. M. C. A. work in the city. Our memlxTs have taken an active part in athletics and other phases of student life. Those taking part in foot-ball were Ashby. Light ami Martin. Some of those taking part in track athletics were Ashby, Martin. Light. Williams. Steele. Woodard. Drysdale. Hanks. Warner ami Swan. The finance committee have carried out quite a novel plan of having a lunch counter, which has been very satisfactory and yielded good returns. The association has had a good year, ami yet we desire to see more definite work among the student lxxiy for the saving of souls and getting young men to realize that to lx one s lx st self a man must take Christ as a guide in all his ways. 185 MARY UZZELL. President- OFFICERS President..............................................................Mary Uzzell Vice-President........................................................Ethel Miller Corresponding Secretary...........................................Henrietta Carson Recording Secretary.................................................Blossom Henry 'Treasurer............................................................Laura Scott Chairman of Bible Study Class........................................Fannie Cooper Chairman of Religious Meetings...........................Mrs. G. E. Pollock Chairman of Membership Committee......................................Ethel Miller Chairman of Missionary Committee......................................Irene Horton Chairman of the Cafe..................................................Ethel Parks 187 Y. V. C A. RECEPTION ROOM y. w. c. a. The object of the Young Women’s Christian Association is to promote Christian work among the girls of this school, ami to develop an atmosphere of good will noticeable to every one in Denver University. At the beginning of this year, only one officer of the Young Women’s Christian Association returned to school. An election was held in which new officers were elected, and work began. The room heretofore known as the Reception Room was given to the association. which is a great improvement over last year’s room. A luncheon was given for the new girls, on the campus soon after the opening of school. Miss Bridges, traveling secretary to the American committee, visited the association in November ami encouraged the girls by her helpful talks and suggestions. A luncheon was given for her one noon during her visit. By the joint efforts of the Y. Y. C. A. and Y. M. C. A., a lunch counter was started and is doing good business in the basement. The Y. W. C. A. supports a girl in one of the missions in China, each year sending twenty dollars, raised partly by subscriptions from the girls and partly by other methods. We also send a Christmas box each year to the mission school in Albuquerque, New Mexico, to the girls who have no other Christmas. And thus we strive to help not only those around us. but also those in other places who need our help. “Not by might, nor by power, but bv my Spirit ’ saitli the Lord of Hosts. 188 DEBATING CLUB OFFICERS President..............................................Edward II. Light Vice-President.....................................Paul F. Brissenden Secretary..............................................II. Otley Beyer Treasurer..............................................Max M. Bulkelky Sergeant-at-Arms...........................................I. W. Foster Critic............................................. E. L. Van Dki.len ACTIVE MEMBERS Dorr Amerman, Isaiah Wesley Foster, George I'. Jeffries. Thompson Ashby, George Gerhart, Kdwakd H. Light, H. Otley Beyer, Edwin (I. Green, E. L. Van Dei.len, Pai l F. Brissenden, S. Jesse Hanks. Leaxdkr Welch, Max M. Bui.kki.ry. Walter C. Heckendork, F. F. C. Williams. James T. Coulter, George B. Holdkrer, HONORARY MEMBERS Chancellor II. A. Buciitel. Dean Herbert A. Howe. Dr. Wilihir I). Engle, Dr. Ammi B. Hyde. Mr. Charles F. Griffin, Dr. J. F.. Lk Rossignol, Dr. Wii rur F. Steele, Mr. James W. Lakin, Dr. F. H. H. Koiierts. Prof. Herbert K. Russell. Key. Forrester. Dr. Daniel F. Phillips. Prof. F. B. T. Spkncf.r. 189 DOINGS OF THE DEBATING CLUB IN 1903-04 ' The opening of the present school year marked the beginning of a new era for the Debating Club. As soon as school opened, a meet- T7 ing was held and a committee, consisting of Messrs. Light, Green if and Foster was appointed to draft a new constitution and by-laws, (y This committee accomplished its work well ami quickly and on ™ Sept. 25 the new constitution and by-laws were voted upon and adopted, with the addition of a few amendments. The officers elected for the fall term were: President, K. G. Green; V’ice-president, S. J. Hanks, and Secretary, (i. B. Holdcrcr. Five debates, which will be found below, were held in the fall term, and twelve regular programs given. These programs were interesting, and were quite well attended. However, owing to the general interest in foot-ball and other outdoor sports, no special features were attempted during the fall term. On December 11, the present officers were elected, and preparations were made to make the winter term the best in the history of the club. And it may be truly said that these efforts were successful. President Light re-opened the club, on January 15. with a stirring speech, outlining the work expected of the officers and members for the rest of the year. A more rigid discipline was enforced. Several new members were elected. Amendments were passed limiting the active membership to 20. and providing fines for non-appearance on the programs and absence from regular meetings. Secretary Beyer was instructed to invite male members of the Faculty to become honorary members of the club, and 12 accepted this honor. A series of five talks were given by members of the Faculty on “The Art of Debating.” Of these, the first was given bv Dr. Le Rossignol, the second by Dr. Roberts, the third and fourth by Dr. Phillips and the fifth by Prof. Spencer. The talks were of much interest and value to the club, and were well attended. Perhaps the circumstance of the greatest benefit to the club during the whole school year was the arrangement for a series of three debates with the Law School. The first of these debates was given before an audience of over 300 people in the Chapel of University Hall, on Friday evening. February 26. The question was: “Resolved. That Russia is Justified in Occupying and Retaining Manchuria.” the affirmative being supported by the College of Liberal Arts, represented by H. (). Beyer. E. H. Light and P. Brissenden. and the negative by the Law School, represented by VV. C. Williams, . W. Platt and C. E. Smedley. The judges were Dr. Le Rossignol. Prof. Ratcliffe and Capt. W. E. Andrews, and their decision was 2 to 1 in favor of the negative. The debate was lost on a technicality, and the decision was against them, but the main arguments of the Liberal Arts debaters were much superior to those of the Law School. Another fact to l e considered was that while the Law men were all A. B’s. and one of them a graduate of Yale, the Liberal Arts men were all undergraduates. The second debate will be held about the first week of the spring term, on the question: “Resolved. That the History of Trade-Unionism in the United States for the Past Twenty Years Shows a General Tendency Detrimental to the Best Interests of the Country.” The College of Liberal Arts will again have the affirmative, and will be represented by Messrs. Heckcndorf. Foster and Van Dellen; and the Law School the negative, and represented by Messrs. Ellis. 190 Sweeney and Nelson. The debate will undoubtedly lx a fierce one. and will lx of great interest to the whole University. Pile question for the third debate, which will be held the latter part of May, is as yet undecided. It is also probable that an inter-university debate with the University of Wyoming will be held about the middle of May. Altogether, the past year has been a very prosperous and profitable one for the Debating Club. H. O. B. DEBATES, AND WHO WON THEM 1. Question: “Resolved. That Governor Peabody Is Justified in the Course He Is Pursuing at Cripple Creek.” Affirmative—Light and Van Delicti. Xegativc—Poster and Beyer. The affirmative won. 2. Question: “Resolved. That the Professional Schools of the U. of I). Should Be Moved to the University Campus at University Park.” Affirmative—Green and Brissenden. Xegativc—Hanks and Lakin. The negative won. 3. Question : Resolved. That the United States Should Build the Panama Canal. Affirmative—Light and Beyer. Negative-—Gebhart and Williams. The affirmative won. 4. Question: “Resolved, That the Army Canteen Is More Beneficial than Detrimental.” Affirmative—Griffin and Heckendorf. Xegativc—Holderer (both parts). The affirmative won. 5. Question : “Resolved, That a Postal Money Order Should Be Cashed by the Postmaster at the Office on which said Order Is Drawn, without Identification of Bearer.” Affirmative—Van Dellen and Bulkeley. Negative—Light and Foster. The negative won. 6. Question: “Resolved, That Voting Should Be Made Compulsory.” Affirmative—Dr. Le Rossignol and Holderer. Negative—Hanks and Williams. The affirmative won. 7. Question: “Resolved. That It Is for the Best Interest of the United States to Build and Maintain a Large Navy.” Affirmative—Lakin and Beyer. Xegativc—Van Dellen and Brissenden. The negative won. 8. Question: “Resolved. That the Liquor Traffic Is the Most Important Issue Before the American People To-day.” Affirmative—Van Dellen and Light. Xegativc—Heckendorf and Foster. The negative won. Mr. Light has the lx st record, having won three debates and lost one; and Mr. Heckendorf next best, having won two debates and lost none. 191 INTER-COLLEGIATE PROHIBITION ASSOCIATION President................................................. E. 11. Light Vice-President........................................Miss L. B. Scott Secretary...........................................E. L Van Dellen Treasurer................................................Miss Alcy Case Allen. H. W. Henry, Blossom Steele, W. F. Amkrman, Dork. Hopkins. Rout. Stephens, Grace. Ashby, T. E. Howe, Julian O. Swan, D. S. Baker, Clarence J. Johnson, ( tto. Taylor, R. L. B. Bouton. Irene. Leedham, Jane. Terry, Eon a. Krisskndkn. 1 . F. Light. Edw. H. Van Dellen. E. L. Hunger, B. Linville, Barnett. Warner, H. C. Cask. Alcy E. Linville, T. R. Welch, Leandkk. Cooper, Fanny E. Miller. Grace. Wheeler. R. M. Culton. Editii M. Morris, C. Williams, F. E. C. Doughty, Julia M. Olson, Edwin. Winterbourne, Geo. E. Drummond. Edna. Scott, Laura B. Woodard, E. R. Gkuhart, G. A. Snyder, C. W. Wylie. Edith. 192 The past year lias been one of progress in every kind of college activity, new phases of college life have !r cii seen and their benefits appreciated. Not least among these is the organization of a branch of the Inter-collegiate Prohibition Association in our college. This organization, which is one of the strongest inter-collegiate associations, is for the purpose of bringing before the American people the different questions in connection with the liquor traffic. The object is to get the young college men and women to read and write about the liquor traffic. This is accomplished, first, by holding bi-weekly meetings of the leagues, when different prohibition topics are discussed or debated ; and. second, by oratorical contests consisting of orations on the one topic of the liquor traffic. These oratorical contests form the greatest system of oratorical contests in the United States. Some twenty states are represented in three separate inter-state contests yearly, the winners of these three contests being b-ought together every two years for a grand national contest. Thus the best orators are secured and the most important question Ik fore the American people is constantly discussed in an intelligent and forceful manner. Our local league was organized Nov. 13. 1903, bv Mr. Roberts, a national traveling secretary of the association. At the present time we have a membership of about fifty. The local oratorical contest, held March 18. was won by E. L. Van Dellen. first; and � eo. E. Winterbourne, second, who will represent us in the state contest to Ik held on May 11. Although there are six colleges in the state league, Denver University has two state officers—vice-president, Mr. Van Dellen; treasurer. Mr. Light. With such a good beginning it is to be hoped that this organization will accomplish much in the following years and that Denver University will show her supremacy in this as in other college activities. '93 Ziel do Klubs—Untcrhaltung. Motto—“Immer lustig voran! ” Schutzpatron—Der Dachshund. Praesiclcntin..........................Fkaeulkin Edith Reese Vice-Praesidcntin......................Fkaeulkin Julia Doughty Sckrctacrin............................Fraeulein Laura Scott Unterhaltungs Committee..........Herr Edwin G. Green, Herr Geo. R. Holderer. Frl. Ethelyn Hayes. MITGLIEDER Frau Pollock, Frl. Charles, Frl. Cehrs, Frl. Wallace. Frl. Albert. Frl. Culton. Frl. Bunger, Frl. Hall, Frl. Chase, Frl. Wirt, Herr Griffin, Herr La kin, Herr Drysdale, Herr J. Howe. Vcnammlungstag — Freitag Nachmittags, 3:30 4:30 194 Die IPeltberuebmte Deutsche Dramatiscbe (Sesellsdjaft (flrosse Auffuetjruit , im 2Hai, H)04 Du mtt Enchcinung auf dcr Denverer Buchnc von der bekannten Schauspiclerin $caculctn Dillon unter gutcr Mitwirkung der beiden Komiker Derm draver un Derm Jeffries Zum WoblthaetigkeiU Zveck, tuemlich zur Erbauung dcr grossen Welt, die kein dcutsch versteht H)le premiere dcs humoristnchco Dramas ©afcame fflott Posse in einem Akt von Carl Goer lit z PERSON EN; Bankier El crharcl..Herr Holoerer Minna | j Frl. Woodard Asia, seine Gemahlin.. .Frl. Mallory Tina ✓ seine Toechtcr Frl. Leedham I gnat z Hubert......Herr R. Clark Lina ) I Frl Bliss Frau Urban.............Frl. Crane Dr. Jonas...........Herr Hopkins Herr von Fochhammer.. Herr J.Howe Franziska..................Frl. Lyon Frau von Poch hammer.. Frl. Gullettk Philipp, cin Diener... Herr Jeffries Herr von Stangelfcld--Herr Traver Madame Flott. Frl. Dillon. THE ADELPHIAN LITERARY SOCIETY Motto Mens ager noater YELL Adclphian Literary, Rah! Rah!’ Rah! Denver University, Sis! Boom! Rah! Are we in it? Well, 1 guess! Adclphians in it. Yes! Yes! Yes! OFFICERS President Recording Secretary .... Critic Sergeant-at-Amis Willard Tei ler. Guy Ham mitt. Myrtle Clark, Kenneth Henderson. Mr. Erskikk. Charlotte George. Ei ith Libbey. Philip Deere, Della Parker, Margaret Maliory. Lucile Short, Raymond Taylor, Richard Lixyillk. Genevieve Short. Roy Clark. Charles Sterling. Helen Wise, Lkandkr Welch, Annie Henry, Tom Horton. Ernest Hawks, Barnettk Linvii.lk. Marion Moore. Edwin Olson. J. Rernakd. Ralph Smith, Herbert Williams, Carroll Cobkri.y. Viola Clymkr. Clyde Snyder. Inez Ryf.rs, Jane Leedham, Edna Townsend. Enid Hilton, Frank Henry. Bertha Gi llette. Ruth Teller. Robert Hopkins. Paul Rein hard. Pearl Heim. Julian Howe. Nellie Chatfield. Irene Stevenson. Mr. Ruciiele, Otto Johnson. Mr. Davidson. Annie Russell. John Gouldy, Wm. Saroeant, J. S. Jacoby, Xei.lie Gouldy. � 97 Since its organization, in 1898. the society has had a steady growth. Though at times the interest has waned, there have always been a faithful few to rally ’round the banner and inspire the other members to loyalty. It has ever kept in view the object for which it was organized, that of developing the art of speaking and a literary taste, and has succeeded to a commendable degree. Since the beginning of the present school year the membership has almost doubled in numbers, and interest manifestly increased. Interesting programs are given, consisting of recitations. papers, vocal and instrumental solos, debates and extemporaneous speaking. The meetings are held every two weeks, on Friday. They formerly alternated Friday afternoon and evening, but some time ago a timid co-ed arose in the business meeting and made the assertion that if the meetings were to he held at night the chivalrous knights of the society would have to escort the ladies to and from the meetings. The “gallant boys, not wishing to indict such severe punishment on the voting ladies, unanimously voted to henceforth hold the meetings in the afternoon. Arrangements are now being made for a debate between this society and the Hesperian Society of Cutler Academy, of Colorado Springs. The debate will probably come off some time in May, and. as a matter of fact, will be a victory for the Adelphians. LOCAL PREACHERS D. Amehmax. T. E. Ashby. J. T. Coulter, C. W. Snyder, G. A. Gerhart, L. L. Gaither. Among the various tilings which make Denver University one of the leading institutions of its kind in the West, is the opportunities which are offered for its self-supporting students. The above ait gives a likeness of six of them who have seen fit to take advantage of some of these opportunities. They are called local preachers by the Methodists, but students frequently step beyond the Discipline. and in the height of their respect for their very sober and upright brothers, prefer to use the honorary title of deacon or parson. Mr. Dorr Amerman. at the left of the upper row, has been appointed to Cherrylvn. where his faithfulness is resulting in growth and prosperity for the church. Mr. Ashby is located at Hess Memorial, in East Denver. Rapid progress is being made at this place. Mr. Coulter has charge of the Harman branch of the M. E. Church, and the constantly increasing interest manifested by the members speaks for itself. In the lower row, at the right, can be seen the likeness of the pastor of Edgewater Church. Mr. Gaither. He has two charges, one being at Bamum, Colo. Mr. Gaither is a busy man. Mr. George Gebhart was one of the first preachers at the Cherrylvn church. At present he is devoting most of his time to study. Mr. C. W. Snyder is located at the Maple Grove Church, midway between Denver and Golden. 199 ORGANIZATION Professor Ira E. Cutler................. Edwin G. Green.......................... Clarence Kaull.......................... Miss Xanaruth Taggart................... Miss Florence Woolfenden................ .....leader ... Manager Accompanist .....Reader . Mandolinist first tenors D. Shelton Swan. Harry C. Warner. Carrol H. Cobertv, J. Paul Lee, Ira E. Cutler. FIRST BASSES Franklin 1. Badgley, Clarence Kaull. RolKTt M. Wheeler. Lvlc L. Gaither. SECOND TENORS Wilbur D. Steele. J. Wilson Bernard, F. E. C. Williams. Ernest V. I lawkes. X. Elmo Woodard. SECOND BASSES Charles C. Hawke. Charles E. Morse. Edwin G. Green, Forrest Jeffries. ITINERARY DENVER York Street Presbyterian. Jan. 29. 1904. Cameron Methodist, Feb. 4. Asburv Methodist. March 4. So. Broadway Congregational. Mcli. 18. Broadway Camp. W. of V.. March 21. Centra! V. M. C. A.. March 26. Grant Avenue Methodist. April 15. Christ Methodist. April 22. Brighton. Feb. 12. Longmont. March 28. Loveland. March 29. Fort Collins. March 30. Eaton. March 31. Windsor. April I. Boulder, April 8. 200 I). S. Swan, J. I . Lee. C. R. Kaull, W. D. Steele, L. L. Gaither. N. E. Woodard, E. W. Hawkes, J. W. Bernard, F. I. Badgley, C. H. Cobkrly, F. E. C. Williams, R. M. Wheeler. C. C. Hawke. Prof. I. E. Cutler. E. G. Green. As a means of advertising the I'niversitv. of making friends and drawing smdmts. a glee club is not the least jxnvcrtul agent. The University of Deliver lias Iken unfortunate for several years past in having no such chib, but this year this side of university life has not been overlooked. 1 lie present club bad its real beginning in the fall of i902. when Mr. 1 Carle 1 Uakeshe organized a club. This was not to be a permanent tiling, for the reason that Mr. ISIakcslcc left school during the year. Ill October. 1903. of the present school year. Prof. 1. K. Cutler lxgan to stir the young men up alxuit a glee club. At first, the practice was merely to acquaint the lx vs with the work, and perhaps to prejKire for a concert or two. with no idea of a series of concerts or of a trip. It soon became apjiarent that I), U. had a pretty rcsjxvtahlc glee dub. and from that time, the club has liad more offers of engagements than it can fill. A permanent organization has been made, and it is Irnficd to make this glee club the forerunner of successful clubs 111 the years to come With the professors and students l ack of them, the lx� ys can do as much good for the University as any of the other student organizations. The entertainments are of a high order, and never fail to make a good impression. 202 GIRLS’ GLEE CLUB I’kssik Dii.Ijmn. Si sik Win ion. Edith Kkksk. Marcia Mcrray. Daisy Dim.on Ikk.nk Bortox. Etiiki. t )ix;ers. Mrs. Poi.ijkk, Ethel. Miller. MEMBERS SOPRANOS Marcia Murray, Ethel Miller. Susie Vinton, Irene Borton. Edith Reese. Daisy Dillon ALTOS Bessie Dillon. Lena Harper. Mrs. Pollock. Ethel (hlgvrs. Accompanist. THE “CLARION” STAFF J. M. MiDoxaij . C. I . Hassell. Daisy Frink, A. J. Pate Morris. Mary Hixchlikf. H. H. Martin. Mgr., Mrs. Martin. R. R. Rose, Editor, THE “CLARION The Denver University “Clarion will soon close the seventh year of its reign. For nearly two generations of college life it lias struggled through the troubled waters of its early existence. It first made its appearance to the public in the modest form of a four-j age folder, and for almost six years it was content to mold public opinion in this unostentatious form. I’pon the appearance of the “Bulletin.” as the “Clarion first called itself, a mortal combat at once ensued between itself and the “Hesperous. the paper then published as the college | a|K r. The result was a glorious victory for the “Bulletin. ami an ignominious death to the “Hesperous.” Left in the field alone, the “Bulletin. feeling its new importance as the representative paper of the Denver University and realizing that from it would resound the notes of future leadership, rechristened itself the “Clarion. and under this name has won glory and renown. But it attempted to rise to the heights too suddenly, and. by a premature attempt to exist in magazine form, the | a| r went into bankruptcy, and suspended publication temporarily. After a few months of oblivion, it again rose to pliblic view, and continued as a “four-page folder for several years, but as the University took on a fuller, rounder life, the college paj er kept the pace. It is now issued in magazine form, as are nearly all other college pajx rs. rime was when the “Silver and Gold.” in its arrogance and pride, would not condescend to exchange with the “Clarion.” but this time has forever past. Xow exchanges come pouring in from all the important Western colleges, and not infrequently contain favorable comment on our paper and its remarkable growth in the j ast year and a half. To lx sure, the “Clarion still has its “knockers.”—who every heard of any worthy enterprise lacking this element ? But these are the people who do not subscribe for it. and who never dream of contributing even so much as the scratch of a pencil for publication. However, we hojx that the time is not very far off when every member of both Faculty and student body will rally right loyally to its su| -port. for it is only by this unity and co-operation that a college paper is prospered. While the “Clarion” is not what it would be. nor what it ho| es to !� e. yet by earnest effort on the part of its staff “it is what it is. Surely, if slowly, the college paper of the Denver University has taken its place in the same class with other college journals. Let us strive to make it the leading college journal of the West. 205 206 THE STATE INTERCOLLEGIATE ORATORICAL ASSOCIATION LOCAL OFFICERS Harry W. Allen ....................... Miss Grace Stephens................... Miss Helen Stidgkr.................... ..........President .....Vice-President Secretarv-Treasu rer STATE OFFICERS YV. A. Leighton, President...................................Colorado College r. C. Heckendorf. Vice-President......................University of Denver T. H. Jackson. Secretary-Treasurer......................University of Colorado 7 GEO E WINTERBOURNE, First Place in Local. CHAS E. MORSE. Second Place in Local, Second Place in State. local oratorical contest Christ Church Friday Evening, January 22, 1904 PROGRAM Organ Solo—“Cavatina'’—Raff.............................Miss Jessie Bell (Jration—‘The Monroe Doctrine”...............................J- l ai,l Lee Music......................................................University Glee Club Oration— Out of the Crucible of War”............................Charles E. Morse Music......................................................University Glee Club Oration— Francis Bacon”...........................George E- Winterbourne Organ Solo—“Largo”—Handel......................................Miss Jessie Bcl Violin Obligato........................................M’ss Ai'ec Me 'er JUDGES THOUGHT AND COMPOSITION Dr. J. B. Kinley. - W. Allen Judge lb 15. Lindsey. delivery Rev. Bayard Craig, Dr. J. 15. Kinley. Judge Barnuni, DECISION OF the JUDGES .......Geo. E. Winterbourne ..........Charles E. Morse 208 First Place . Second Place ORATORICAL CONTEST Intercollegiate Prohibition Association, University of Denver University Hall PROGRAM Song-—“Ebb ami Flow”—Oliver King......................Ladies' Glee Club Oration—“High License, a Costly Experiment ...........E. L. Van Dellen Oration—“Temperance and the Nation ...................Charles E. Morse Piano Solo—Impromptu—Rheinl erg..................Miss Henrietta Walker ) rat ion—“In the Grasp of the Tyrant .........George E. interbourue Oration—“Mrs. Nation: Cause and Effect .............George A. Gebhardt Song—“Night Sinks on the Wave —Henry Smart......Indies Glee C lub JUDGES Rev. Frank T. Hailey, Judge Hen. B. Lindsey, Rev. R. il. Forrester. First Place .. Second Place DECISION OF THE JUDGES George E. Winterbourne . E. L. Van I )c11en 2 X) FRESHMAN-SOPHOMORE ORATORICAL CONTEST Monday Evening, April 18, 1904 For th« Dr. J. B. Kintcy Prirr PROGR A M Song—Selected................................................ladies' Glee Club Oration—“The Slav: A Problem in Racial Progress”...Paul F. Brisscnden (Freshman) ()vcrturc—Selected.................................University ()rclie$tra Oration—“Municipal Ownership’ ............Max M. 1 lulkeley (Sophomore) Vocal Solo—“The Swallows”...............................Viola M. Clyiner Oration—“The American Spirit”............... rthur K. W hite (Freshman) Song—“The Water-lily ................................University Quartette JUDGES Oscar Reuter. G. W. Allen X. O. Tanquary. DECISION OF THE JUDGES First Place............................................ rthur K. White Second Place..............................................Max M. Bulkeley 210 CLASS DAY 21 ( SENIOR CLASS PLAY, JUNE 15, 1903 Costumes by Pratt. “THE MERCHANT OF VENICE” CAST OF CHARACTERS Duke of Venice. Antonio......... Bassanio........ Gratanio........ Lorenzo......... Salarino........ Salanio......... Salerio......... Shvlock......... Tubal......... Lauucelot Goblx) Old Gobbo....... Leonardo........ Balthazar....... Portia.......... Nerissa......... Portia ........ Nerissa......... Portia.......... Nerissa......... Jessica......... ....M. M. Bulkeley ____Arthur Clements Stanley K. Hornbeck Davis Mac A. Carson .. .Charles M. Morse .Henry K. Dillenback ... .Walter (i. (iouldy .. .Walter G. Gouldy .... Edward Stauffer .......Carl W. Plum ....Ernest B. Vpton .... Emorv E. Smilev .......Car! W. Plum ......Carl W. Plum .... Elsa Strawbridge ....Hattie L. Meyer . ..Lucile Timberlake .. Harricttc S. Rogers ..Marguerite M. Dyer .. . .Lulu (i. Cjlockner ...Martha Markuscn 212 PROGRAM ACT I. Scene First—Venice. A Street. Scene Second—Belmont. A room in Portia's house. Portia. Miss Straw-bridge. Xerissa. Miss Meyer. Scene Third—V enice. A Street. ACT II. Scene First—Venice. A Street. Before Shy lock’s house. Scene Second—Venice. A Street. Scene Third—Venice. A Street. Before Shy lock’s house. ACT III. Venice. A Street. ACT IV. Belmont. A room in Portia's house. Portia. Miss Timberlake. Xerissa. Miss Rogers. ACT V. Venice. A Court of Justice. Portia, Miss Dyer. Xerissa. Miss (dock tier. EDWARD STAUFFER. As Shylock. ACT VI. Belmont. Portia's Carden. Portia. Miss Timl erlake. Xerissa. Miss Rogers. FRESHMAN JUNIOR COSTUME PARTY HELEN CRANE, Winner of Prize for Best Colonial Costume. DAISY FRINK. Winner of Prize for Most Unique Costume. 2 5 Photos by Hopkins. • HTMfftTIGjS • ji6 ATHLETICS • The year 1903-4 shows a decided improvement in athletics, both in interest and results. The foot-1 tail team was the best the school has ever had. and although it did not win a single collegiate game, it was loyally supported by the students and the people of Denver. For the first time in the history of the school we had a liaskct-ball team, one that won the championship. This game ought to Ik heartily supported from now on. for all of these things add to the name of the University of IX-nver. I.ast year was the first time in our history that we have had a track team, and we won second place at the intercollegiate meet. This year we have a very strong team and expect to make a splendid showing at the coming meet in Colorado Springs. C )wing to the Western League having a l asc-ball team located in Denver, it has Ik cii deemed advisable not to have a team in the school this year, but this game ought not to Ik dropped, and should receive hearty support next year. All this goes to show that the University of Denver is gradually waking up in athletics, and it will not Ik long before the other schools in the State will have to accord us first place in most of the games. ()wing to the fact that the professional schools are located in the city, there is not the school spirit that there should Ik , and it is hard to secure a place to practice which will Ik central for everybody. C )n this account, we can never turn out all our Iwst material and make the showing we might. An athletic park at the Lark is being planned for, and a cinder path has already been fixed up for the track team. This park will contain a bath, and will aid materially in the training necessary for all forms of sj ort. 217 4 THE FOOT-BALL SEASON Certainly, from the view-point of our “friends, the enemy, the season of Denver University was a “howling” success. The echoes of the ringing of bolls, the blowing of whistles and a conglomeration of noises generally from Golden and Colorado Springs, have not yet left our ears. For our defeats, we have only the excuse to offer that the team did its best. And the only consolation we get from them is the compliment paid us when the other fellows went mad with joy over a victory from the University. Financially, not a team visited Denver but took away a surplus after paying all of their expenses. Sometimes the share of the visiting team amounted to upwards of $900.00. „ There is no question, either, that the strong team turned out by the University helped out the Intercollegiate Association of this State. Everybody admits that last season was the best of all front the standpoint of college sport. Even' college hail a good team, and tme tliat it would have been an honor to defeat. The city of Denver, also, to ¥ use the vernacular, “got its money's worth.” One rarely sees closer and more exciting games than were played with Nebraska, Haskell Indians and the University of Colorado. And we are constrained to believe that the people of the city appreciated the University’s efforts in foot-ball, as was amply evidenced by the immense crowd which attended the Thanksgiving game with the Haskell Indians. If. then, our season was more or less of a benefit to outsiders, the next natural inquiry is. did alma mater profit also? To this, we think that every student would answer unqualifiedly. Yes. Yc did not win our big games, with the exception of the one with the University of Utah. Hut no one will deny that the team has. beyond question, placed itself among the l cst teams of this State. For the first time in years, the University met all of the high school and semi-college teams in Denver, and defeated them all with ease. The closest of the big games were played against the strongest teams, witness, the University of Nebraska and Haskell Indian games, which were lost to us by the respective scores of to to o and 12 to 5. Both of those teams went back to Nebraska and Kansas, where they are both the l est in those States, with a satisfactory ami sportsman-1 ike impression of the University of Denver. Such impressions are bound to result in intcr-stite athleti: relations with those institutions. Already a game has been scheduled with the University of Utah for 1904. and other inter-state games will soon he arranged For the future, the University has none but the strongest hopes. Ever since the fall of 1901. the teams have grown in strength with a rapidity which is. indeed, remarkable. The season of 1902 might not inaptly he termed a struggle for existence. The great question then was to keep the team intact during the season, and finish as creditably as possible. The season of 1903 was in the nature of a struggle tor recognition. We were sure we had a team, ami a good one. What we wanted was that other people should know it. Everybody is looking to 1904 as a struggle for the championship. It is believed that a firm foundation has l een laid in the j� ast three seasons, ami everything looks favorable, at present, for a winning team for next fall. The State schedule arranged by Faculty-Manager Thompson has never been excelled nor equalled in the University's history. ith the loyalty of the student body, the selection of an efficient coach, and the sure guiding hand of our Faculty-Manager, there are substantial reasons for a winning team. 219 OZZ THE FOOT-BALL TEAM OF 1903 DEAN L. W. HOYT, S. H. THOMPSON. JR.. President Athletic Board. Faculty Manager. GAMES Sept. 19— D. I .. 23: V. D. H. S.. o. Sept. 26—D. I'.. 27: . I). H. S.. o. Sept. 30—I). I.. 30; S. II. C.f o. Oct. 3— I). t , 17; C. A. C. 23. Oct. 10—I), t , o; U. of X.. 10. Oct. 17—I). I’.. 23: E. I). H. S.. o. BEN GRIFFITH. Coach. ()ct. 24—I). L . o: C. C . 6. k t. 31—D. L .. 10: I , of t . o. Xov. 7—I). 1.. o: I', of C . 10. Xov. 14—I). L , ft; S. S. M., 34. Xov. 21—D. t . ft: C. A. C. 16. Xov. 2ft—I). I .. 5: Haskell Indians, 12. C. C. STANLEY, Manager. Photos by llopkiiui. 221 T. M. STUART. R. H. 8. F. L. VEATCH. Q. B.. Captain, W. M. ALTER. R. T. Photos by Hopkins. C. O. SPAIN. F. B. H. W. ALLEN. Afts’t Manager. M. M. BULKELEY, F. B. A. PATE. L. E. 222 T. LILLARD. R. T. Z. T. ROBERTS. L. T. C. E. MORSE. C. T. E. ASHBY. C. B. H. MARTIN. R. G. R. M. DRYSDALE, L. T. E. H. LIGHT, L. E. L. SPARLING. L. H. B. J. W. STEPHENSON, R. E. PholoM by Hopkins. 223 224 THE BASKET-BALL SEASON OF 1904 The year 1904 marks an eventful time in 1). U. athletics. For the first time in her history, she had a basket-ball team, one that disposed of every college team with ease: even poor old Boulder went down to dust in bitter defeat at the hands of D. I Vs staunch players. There is not a grand-stand player on the team—just five good, loyal fellows, who stick together throughout the game and win from their opponents by fast team work. This is 1). I Vs first championship team, although more are to follow: let us give praise to those who have earned it. The girls' team in basket-hall was a complete success, ami their good games indicate the work they have done. The team was developed from inexperienced players, whose pluck has won them much praise. A few fanatics still oppose the game for girls, but only a few, and they are fast disappearing. This year marks the beginning of athletics among the girls: they have certainly shown tip well in comparison, too. with experienced players. � 5 L. Sparling, B. Sidoxs, E. J. Mills, Mgr. A. I ’ate, Capt. C. K. Path. GAMES Feb. 6—I). U., 16; U. of C., 11. I'eb. 19—I). I’.. 17: Cobbs. 19. Jan. 16—D. U., 48; L). A. C, 16. Jan. 30—1). U., 34; C. C., 20. 226 Photo by Hopkins. GAMES Feb. 19—D. U.. 5; C. A. C., 8. Feb. 27— D. U., 13; NT. S. II. S.f 14. March 4—I), t 11 : Central City, 22. 227 Photo by Hopkins. Glennie Waters. Bitei.ah Wittle, Berth a Gullette, Ruth Wallace, Margaret Mallory, Anna Bowler, Capt., Myrtle Beardsley, Marcia McKay. 228 THE TRACK TEAM The interest displayed by the University this year in track and field sports far exceeds that shown in previous years. I-ast year the school was represented in the State meet by a team which succeeded in winning second place, but it was given very little encouragement by the school, and only by persistent urging and hard work on the part of its captain, Mr. E. H. Light, was it |x)S$ihle to get enough men to make up the team. There were so few interested and desirous of making it that there was no competition among the candidates, and most of those that came out were sure of a place. This year finds it vastly different, and Mr. Light has had no difficulty in getting out sufficient men to make com| ctition lively for places on the team. The material itself far surpasses that of last year's, both in quality and numbers. The University is fortunate in counting among this year’s students some good men of previous experience on the track, and also in having some of last year’s athletes in the school. Of last year’s team there is Light, captain, to whom more credit is due for whatever success the college may have in track athletics than to anyone else. He has never tired in working for the success and good of the team, and has proven a valuable man in every way. Williams. Steele. Stuart. W arner and Spann were also in last year’s state meet, anti did much towards the success of the team. n summing up this year’s squad and comparing it with those which the other colleges of the State have turned out in previous years, it seems to have a bright outlook and a fair chance of winning first place in the state meet, which is to lx held in Colorado Springs in May. If we lose, it can lx only by a small margin, and we must remember that the University is in its infancy along the lines of track and field athletics, and any institution is most fortunate to make even a fair showing it first few years in athletics, when in competition with others of several years’ exjx'rience. Dana M. Evans, Coach. 22S) THE TRACK TEAM SQUAD OF 1904 i N C O Evans. Coach. Spann. Parfet, Upton, Mgr., Badgley, Ass't Mgr.. Ashhy. Hanks. McBride, Hemphill, Steele, Warner, Veatch, Light, Capt.. Hawley, Manley, Curtis, Murch, Williams, Photo by Hopkin . Absent: Stuart. Martin. Powers, Drysdale, Frf.rourg. DUAL MEET WITH COLORADO COLLEGE COLORADO SPRINGS, APRIL % 1904 Following is the summary: 120-Yard High Hurdles—Rice, College, first; Hawley, Denver, second; Curtis, Denver, third. Time, 17 1-5 seconds. 100-Yard Dash—Painter, College, and Powers, Denver, tied for first; Freiburg, Denver, third. Time, to 2-5 seconds. One-mile Run—Murch. Denver, first: Scibird, College, second; Darley, College, third. Time, 5:28 4. Match Race, too Yards, between E. S. Merrill, College, and Ernest Powers, Denver—Powers won. Time. 10 t-5. 440-Yard Run—Millisack, College, first; Lamb, College, second; McBride, Denver, third. Time, 56 seconds. Hammer Throw—Martin. Denver, first; Hedblom, College, second; Smith, College, third. Distance. 93 feet 8 inches. High Jump—Rice. College, first; Powers. Denver, second; Ingersoll, College, third. Distance. 5 feet 2 4 inches. 220-Yard Low Hurdle—Rice, College, first; Hawley, Denver, second; Curtis, Denver, third. Time, 28 1-5 seconds. Shot-Put—Spann, Denver, first; Hedblom, College, second; Martin, Denver, third. Distance. 37 feet 7 inches. 880-Yard Run—Lamb. College, first; Millisack, College, second ; Murch, Denver, third. Time, 2:17. Discus Throw—Hedblom. College, first: Xead. College, second; Ingersoll, College, third. Distance. 89 feet 10 inches. Pole Vault—Painter, College, first: Steele. Denver, second; Smith, College, third. Height, 9 feet 8 inches. 200-Yard Dash—Mack. College, first; Curtis. Denver, second; McAfee, College. third. Time, 25 seconds. Broad Jump—Powers. Denver, first; Rice. College, second; Manley. Denver, third. Distance, 20 feet 8 inches. Relay Race. Half Mile—Denver won. Time. 1 142. Following were the officials: Referee. Merrill; judges. Stratton ami Armstrong; field judges. Perkins and Martel: timers. Stockbridge, Strang and Perkins; starter. Evans: clerk of course. Yycr. Score: Colorado College. 71; Denver University, 51. 23 • (OTVCKLLAfyEOtiV- 23 % OUT OF THE WILD (First Prize in Kyoewisbok Story Contest) “Yes, Hester, though your father is a good man. he hasn’t done his duty by you. But I suppose that’s what might be expected from a man with his poor health marrying that baby wife, your mother. But the idea of his letting you go around dressed like an Indian, and you going on fifteen! It’s high time some one was taking you in hand. So, Hester, you can just make up your mind to go home with me to school.” “Aunt Peg. you can jest talk till the sun goes down; I’m not going home with you to school, so that’s settled.” Hester retorted, and. with flashing, defiant eyes she dashed out of the house and in a few minutes was fairly flying over the prairie on her pony. Hester Wain had always lived in the hills of the far West. She had never been beyond the wild, unbroken prairies and the rugged mountains of her birthplace. Her child-mother had died when Hester was a very little girl and her weak but affectionate father had permitted her to grow up just a! out as she pleased. She was, indeed, a child of nature. It was not strange that she was willful, careless and untaught. She had seldom known restraint in her life, and when her father’s sister Peggy came to visit them, it was no wonder that her aunt, with her refined nature, held her breath in amazement: that her sensitive nerves were shocked. She scolded and fretted because Hester roin|K‘d about as she did. and dressed like a heathen. Aunt Peggy immediately convinced her brother that he was slightly lacking in common sense to have permitted his daughter to grow up in such a “slip-shod” manner, and she further informed Mr.Yrain that she intended to take Hester hack East to school. Mr. rain offered no objection, and it is doubtful if it would have had any effect if he had. Hester, on her Indian pony, had dashed over five miles of prairie without realizing it. so troublesome were her thoughts. At last the pony drew up of his own accord to a little spring at the bottom of a ravine. L’nusual for her. Hester sat still on the pony’s back. Her dark brown hair fell not in wavy masses, but in two thick, tangled braids. Her tanned face wore a new expression, earnest thoughtfulness. Her beautiful gray eyes looked, but saw not the first frail wind flowers growing on the ledge. Something must have happened to make her sit so silently. At any rate, Tobacco, the pony, must have thought so. for it certainly was an expression of surprise in his eyes as he waited for his mistress to dismount. But presently Hester’s wandering thoughts were brought back by the clear notes of a lark near by on a fence post. In a second she was on the ground ami clambering up the ledge after the wind flowers, then up ami still higher went the graceful little figure until slit- stood on the top. Ah! could she ever have such a place of beauty where the very air is invigorating, bearing waves of wild-rose perfume from the gulch, and the songs of the lark and golden-winged oriole? Hester loved the birds and knew all their songs. And though Aunt Peggy did think her a little savage, she had one accomplishment, she could whistle. Many a time she had entertained all the cowboys in the country with her bird notes. She thus amused herself for a time, but for some reason she did not care to whistle long, so clam- 233 bered down the rocks again to Tol acco. He put out his nose to her and she began to pat him affectionately, and to talk to him. “Pony,” said Hester, “would you leave nte and go to a horrid school? No! No! you wouldn’t. But then you’re only a pony; jest the same, you know more ’an lots of people. So s’posc you was me. Tobacco. Aunt Peg says I ‘look like an Indian,' I ‘talk like there wasn’t no English language and don’t know no more 'bout the Bible than a heathen.’ I know. Tobacco, we never went to preachin’, and maybe I don’t talk jest right and— and 1 never thought how 1 looked, p'r aps 1 do look something strange longside of Aunt Peg. ’cause I’m not what they call ‘stout.’ But what's the use o' carin'. Tobacco? Don't I love you l est of anything, and don’t you love me? And, besides, there’s father and Jack and Tim and the dogs and—and we don’t want nothin' else, do we, pony? Any way, I can read and write some, and that’s enough. Besides. 1 won’t comb my hair every morning for no one, and wear those things Aunt Peg says I should. I couldn’t walk straight nor run nor do anything in comfort. I wish Aunt Peg had stayed at home, that’s all. No, sir! she needn’t think she’ll get me to one of them schools, where a feller has to do jest so, and can’t do anything he wants to. She can jest go on talkin’.” Hester was silent for a minute or two, and then, in a quavering voice, said: “Tobacco, did you ever wish you had a mother? I—1 feel like cryin’.” and. for the first time in months, the girl wept, her head on Tobacco’s neck. Slowly, Hester rode back, her defiant spirit gone. It was almost sunset and the turtle doves were cooing a mournful good-night. Never before had Hester heard such sad notes, though she had listened to these birds many times before. Quietly and with a heavy heart she went to her little room, with its one picture, her mother’s face. She went up to it and gazed on it as never Ik fore. Never had she felt the need of a mother’s sympathy till now. Tears were blinding her eyes. “Darling mother.” she murmured, and a gentle peace settled in her breast. Going over to a little box, she took from it her mother’s last letter. She had not read it for a long time, and now it seemed different and so real, almost as if a voice were speaking: “I hope, my darling, you will grow to be a very good woman: that you will make other lives better and nobler. You must go to school somewhere.” Hester remembered every word. If her mother said so, she would do it. “Mother said to pray, too. but I don't know bow.” Next morning, after a sleepless night. Hester appeared. | ale from her struggle with conflicting emotions, but firm in her resolve. “Aunt Peggy, I’ve decided to go home with you to school.” said Hester. Aunt Peggy never was quite so surprised. but all she did was to gather the girl in her motherly anus. • “Yes, Jack, it’s true I’m goin’ East to school, and I’ll miss all of you jest awful, but I’ll come back again.” said Hester. “Well.” answered Jack, “you’re jest the sort ’at orter go. but it’ll Ik mighty tough on us fellers. and he gulped down a lump in his throat. Hester had gone, and with her it seemed a brightness from nature itself. 234 Grace Augusta Stephen's. “CHECK” I sat on the steps with sweet Hess And we played at a game they call chess. She was showing me how it was played, Each movement most duly I weighed, Yet l eaten I was, I confess. I can’t understand it unless I was bothered by watching her dress, All I know is that while I delayed She smiled and said “Check.” One night, ten years after, or less, I said to my wife, “I still bless That one game of chess we essayed. If there’s aught that you wish, little maid. Just ask for it. With a caress She smiled and said “Check.” w. M. B. 235 EX-MATRIATED (First Prize in Kynewisbok Poem Contest) I promised to write you a letter About this new college of mine. You ask if I like it much better Than the college of dear auld lang syne. Well, it’s hound to show sooner or later. And I know you'd be centain to see That this beautiful new Alma Mater Is just a mater to me! You know how I wheedled i oor mother To send me to school in the blast; You know I jxTsuaded my brother Twould give me a “finish. at least. Well, the buildings are many and stately. The curriculum’s all it could be— Yet somehow I’ve been wishing, lately. I were back in the old U. of D. Indeed, dearest Mary, the fact is While daisies are scenting the air. I’ve a maddening desire for cactus— The kind that they call prickly jx ar. I long tor the sage-brush and prairie. However enchanting the view. And when others caress me, dear Mary. I wish it were you. I walk through my lecture-rooms sadly. Though culture is shed from the walls. And I wish 1 could tell you how madly I long for D. I’.’s shabby halls! I go in to prayers at eleven. Surrounded by beauty and style. And I’d barter my last chance of Heaven For a glimpse of the old chapel aisle. At prayers, through the opening bustle. Through announcements and reading and hymn. I’ve a longing unbounded for Russell: I’m actually sick to see Jim. 1 keep back the tears from bravado. But really it’s all I can do. I’m yearning for dear Colorado— I want to be back in D. U. 1 236 Edith Jean Bo in; n ton. ‘Varsity of Denver, Marsh 12. 1904. Dear Pa and Ma: I got the Dollar you sent to me to buy the kase of anti-flow glisterine but I ain't been down to the city yet it just got here anyhow. 1 get lonesome for you anti Tige anti the rest of the (logs—but us Preps are tloin things and the prefesser in kymistery offered a prize to the feller who makes the best mixtery without nothin exploden. Physics is a nice study and 1 am goin to learn how to shok hay with elick-trisity—we are studying currant topics now. The women in this class says the prefessers nuistash tickles them:—(its just a new one!) The preps are goin' to give a party and us men are goin’ to lx excessed 10c for refreshmant. I recken it will lx a long old party and last till 10 o’clok. Please send 15 sents in your next letter for this extra cost. I like to go to chappell when they talk loud enough for us men in the back of the house to here. One kid says we have a sour Deen but I like him because he give us a vocation when otir basket Hall team won from Moulders. They play High-water to march out by, and its a soakin good tune to march out of chappell too. The Colcge has got a choir of hoys who sings great—the leader is a regular cut up and some of the women Folks don't like him for he cut up a eat onct. Some of the preps have got the measells and prefesser Russell is sick with the grip—some one said it was the milk mans grip. This is all the knews so will hid you a affected fair-well. Respectively— WILLIAM. P. S.—Don't for get to send the amount I need for the party, maybe you had better send 20 sense, cause 1 need some Shoe strings. WILLIE. P. S. means “please send ! a S3 MO-GOV 3 G53 237 “BOB’ (Second Prize in Kynewbbok Story Contest “Transfers? Jefferson street next! Transfers? Yes, lady, this car goes to the Orphans’ Home. Wait till the car stops, there!” It was at the rush hour, and Hob Mallet, conductor on No. 154. had his hands full. The car was crowded with tired people returning from work, and the ease and tact with which Bob handled them were far above that of the average conductor. He and I were very good friends, and as I boarded the car that evening I noticed his eyes seemed tired and his shoulders drooped somewhat. It was near the end of his run and when the next conductor relieved him. he said to me: “Busy? If you ain’t, come home with me. I want to talk to you.” I had nothing else to do. so I walked home with him. Usually ready to talk, he seemed quiet and deeply troubled. For some moments we walked in silence. Presently he began: “I got a letter to-day from Nelly about the little feller, and lie’s worse.” I must have shown my amazement, for he said: “I never told you about the little feller, did I ?’’ “No. I replied, “your boy? I didn’t know you had a family. “Well. I haven't now.” he answered sadly. “Nelly wouldn’t live with me, and when she went. why. of course, she took the boy with her.” We walked on for a short time in silence. “Tell me about it. Bob, I said finally. “Well. I will.” he answered, “though it’s a pretty long story.” He meditated for a moment and then l egan his story, speaking slowly: “Fight years ago I was a machinist in one of the railroad shops, and was working up as rapidly as could Ik e. |x cted. I was also engaged to the sweetest girl in Colorado, my Nelly. After a year or so I thought I was earning enough to support 11s both, so Nelly and 1 were married. We rented and furnished a nice little cottage and lived there as happily as could Ik , and when in about a year an l a half there came a little golden-haired boy with big brown eyes, just like his mother's, we thought (iod had lx cn almost too good to us. Besides this, the master mechanic had noticed my work and had taken a liking to me. therefore I was in a pretty good position at the shops, when—I don’t know how it started, it just sneaked in on me somehow, hut I began taking a nip of liquor occasionally, and then more often, until 1 couldn’t get along without my daily drink. I was very careful not to let Nelly detect it on me. but one night she smelled the whisky on my breath when I came home. “'Oh. Bob!' she cried, ‘have you been drinking?' I told her rather roughly that I had. and intended to drink more whenever I pleased. She didn't say any 238 more and at supper was very quiet, but I noticed her eyes were red. After she had tidied up the supper dishes and put the boy to bed, she came and sat down by me and talked to me for a long time. I was heartily ashamed of myself by this time, ami promised her I would break off. I did stop short then, but in a couple of weeks I began to hanker for it. and at the end of a month I felt as if I should go crazy if I couldn't have some whisky, so I took a drink. The next day it was easier to take it. and so 1 went on from bad to worse, until late one night I came reeling home without a penny of my pay. “Nelly helped me to bed and must have cried the whole night long by the looks of her eyes next morning. I was sober enough to notice that. “She cried and pleaded with me again, saying: 'If you can’t stop for my sake, Bob, think of our boy and stop for his.’ I did try to stop, but the stuff had got such a hold on me that it was useless. I didn’t seem to be able to drink in moderation as some fellows can—it just dragged me clear down. I got so irregular in my work at the shops that after a few reprimands they fired me. “While this sobered me up somewhat. I did not have much trouble in getting another job, as the head men of the other shops knew my work. I did not keep it very long though, for the drink kept pulling me down, and 1 went from one job to another, getting less pay and more work with each change. After a while we had to move out of our little cottage and take cheaper rooms. Finally Nelly said she wouldn’t stay with me any longer, ami she took her things ami went out into the country to her brother’s ranch. “That nearly killed me. but I guess it was a good thing in the long run. for heaven knows how I love Nelly. She told me when she went away that it I would keep sober for a year she would come back to me. “Then the long, hard struggle began. “First 1 went a month, but 1 got the craving and a big spree put me right hack where I was before. Then 1 went three months and fell down again. Then I got a place on the tramway, ami for six months 1 was as steady as a clock, when one of the boys—curse him!—got me to take a drink, and it ended up in the usual way—me dead drunk. I was laid off for that, hut it taught me a lesson about going out with the boys. Since then it has been eleven months ami the craving seems to have left me entirely. Ihit now. just as my happiness seems in sight. Nelly writes me the boy is quite low with pneumonia. by, if anything was to happen to him —” Here the big fellow stop|K d, his voice choked with tears, and there was an uncomfortable lump in my own throat. But I tried to cheer him. told him how mild the weather was and assured him the little chap would get well all right. Bob looked at me rather doubtfully, but said: “Well, we will hope for the best.’’ We had walked in a great circle, ami were now near my home. I wished Bob goodnight and slowly walked homeward, thinking of him and his story. 39 Poor fellow! I had always fancied there was a tragedy lurking behind those big gray eyes and had wondered what it might be. I thought I understood now. ♦ • ♦ About two weeks elapsed before I saw Bob again. He seemed like his old self once more, alert and happy, and I hastened to ask him how his little boy was. “Oh. he pulled through all right, and is nearly well now. I just heard from Nelly yesterday, and in two weeks more they are both coming back to town. 1 am looking around for a house now in mv spare time.” “Well, I am more than glad to hear it. old fellow,” I said. “Good luck to you.” A little over a week after my last conversation with Bob. there was a fire in one of the “cottage districts. ' and Bob was on one of his house-hunting trips. The big truck and hose cart came dashing along, the engine, with its galloping horses, following shortly after. He stopped to watch them. when, with a gasp of horror, he noticed a fearless little golden-haired boy, who had slipped away from his mother, trying to cross the street, and the big, senseless fire engine coming straight toward him. Bob took in the situation at a glance, and in two bounds was in the middle of the street. grabl ed the youngster and threw him to one side, where he landed screaming, but unhurt. But Bob. noble, big-hearted, self-forgetful Bob. was caught by the wheels and crushed before he could escape. They took him to the hospital and lie asked for me. 1 went to him directly and stayed and talked to him for some time. He was resting quietly, not suffering much, but his injuries were such that he could live hut a short time. As we were talking he said: “I suppose you wonder why 1 did it when 1 knew it was almost sure death, and just as I was about to get Nelly l ack. too. but—he looked so much like the little feller—he—looked—so—much—like— the—little—feller—. A short spasm of jiain,—a sharp cry—“Nelly! and he was gone. Mary E. Wallihan. 240 ODE TO THE ROCKIES (Second Prize in Kynewisbok Poem Contest) O ye summits of the Rockies. Fair forms of Nature’s grace: That reach the sky and hold at rest The clouds in sweet embrace. Thy peaks the sun first kisses Before it wakes the lark. And paints thy image on the plains in shades of light and dark. Thv silver fountains softly sing. And lull the ferns to rest; For every note in richer tone Is echoed front thy crest. Thy hills rock-ribbed in story; Storm-swept thy deepest glen: t'nmarrcd thy wealth or beauty. By the feeble strength of men. Pine crowned ledges moan and sigh. Till the wind grows weary rocking. And drives away the playful clouds That overhead are docking. () ve summits of the Rockies. Can ye not teach to men The art of keeping | eacc on earth, (iood-will toward man again? Clyde O. Spain. 241 hat Of ■ 'a ' � � - so lov,., a,.u at| 5 ViX l V l atUrnt ail 1 Uilia r� oVor couM oro womanly virtues comhmcd sunny, so true. filer's our rose of 13. VJ.l And it fairer-----no garden ecr grew. W'lu-n our last clays draw vtiuVi W will singe though we sigVO • • V’hoto � y EPILOGUE Wc weep to see our Seniors go With woeful looks ami steps so slow To stern turmoil. Leaving college and all its zest. Entering the world on their sad quest Of life ami toil. The joyful I’rofs. mark well their march Know ing ere long that all their starch Will fade away Swift as the sudden pour of rain Against the roof and down the drain At end of day. In this, the “lM)k” ye love so well. ‘Tis meet to say our last farewell. C) Seniors glum. And if our sayings have been tart, Be sure and take it in good part ()r else keep mum. THE MISTLETOE She stood beneath the chandelier With eyes and cheeks aglow; He promptly saw his chance for bliss. And pressed upon her lips a kiss. And blessed that mistletoe. It hap|K ned that her pa came in; Oh, ruin, wreck ami woe! His hoot was big and well applied. And soon that young man stood outside. And cursed that “missile” toe. 243 CHEMISTRY SONG (Dedicated with great abundance of feeling to all my suffering brethren, past, present and to come, who have stewed over the delightful unknowns compounded by our genial and popular Professor of Chemistry) Come, fill your beaker with II. S., And drink ye down a toast: Here’s to the Prof, we love and bless(?) W ho gives unknowns that make a mess Just out of pure old cussedness. Long may his giblets roast! Saith he. I’ll make that student work. On him the work 1 11 pile: He thinks that under me he’ll shirk. I’ll make him labor to beat the—Turk.” And so he gives his | ants a jerk And grabs his chemicals vile. A little of H2S04. And then some As.. Some HgO to make him roar. (NHJ.M0O4 And KCX to make him sore With CoS will do.” So fill your In-aker or flask with vim And drink ye down the toast! Yea, pour in the fluid right up to the brim; W e drink to the future condition of him Who mixes those wretched concoctions grim. Long may his giblets roast! W. M. B. 2 44 LUC Y—An Idyl of Real Life Hark! Bells of memory, from the bygone ringing Speak in my calm a sweet, familiar chime. They wake my echoing thought so gently singing A sad. melodious tale of early time. O Love dreams, on the viewless air In life’s young artless vision traced. How can ye hang fresh-glowing there By Times rude fingers uneffaced? Where blue Cavugee’s ripples break In softly whispering, rhythmic flow, And stars of summer evenings wake Their likeness in the skies below. There was her home. Gently she grew One household bloom unfolding there. Little tlie world’s fiush ways she knew. Or flattery's tones, or fashion’s glare. And then there came a noble heart. At once with hers in unison. Sweet June’s low breathing, shy. ajwrt. In fragrance murmured. “Ye are one! A sudden stroke! Death’s ruthless arm. And far away! No lover there. Strange hands enshroud his marhlo form And silent to its resting bear. The tidings come. How reeled her brain! How wildly stared her tearless eves! Then quickly beamed their light again. As from the moon a cloudlet dies. He comes to-morrow, well I know, Then soon shall be our wedding clay; Then Cana’s blushing wine shall flow. Haste, lingering hours, and sj eed his way.” Long years. Then Lucy, wan and gray. Went seeking far and near, love-lorn. “Have seen him?” Pitying folks said Nay. Their eyes wet as with dews l morn. Her failing hour! The air dreams flown. She saw the long, long truth at last: Meekly she breathed. “Thy will Ik done! Then Love to life immortal passed. Am u Kl. Hyi� k. 45 THE GIRL YOU KNOW Fill tip the bumpers,—that's the stuff! Stand forward like men in a row. And I’ll give you a toast, a very good toast; Are you ready?—all right, let her go! Here's to the girl that helps you win. To the girl that is frank and true. To the girl that is kind, of thoughtful mind. To her heart that is pure as the dew. When your troubles are coining, black as night. Kush in and tackle low; Work with a will and a might, but fight For the sake of the girl you know. 246 THE PSALM OF COLLEGE LIFE (With apologies to Longfellow) Tell us not in idle phrases That the Seniors know it all! For the Freshmen still are with us. Scores of them, both short and tall. Life is real! Life is earnest! Hut the Freshmen know it not! Kids they were and still remain so. Have not varied yet one jot. So in Chapel and in class-room Ever they do try to play. And so act that each Professor Has to roast them hard each day. Tho their lives are bored with lessons. Still their hearts are very brave! For they think they are the real things And that “Profs ' o’er them do rave. Lives of Freshmen all remind us That they make their grades most punk. And departing leave behind them Records of a glorious flunk. Records that perhaps some student In a future distant day. Seeing, will just smile and whisper. “Twas a Freshman, so they say.” Let us then be up and working All our “Profs.” whene’er we can; Sometimes sloping, sometimes flunking. Hut yet. get through in “exam. So in Chapel and in class-room. In your daily college strife. • Be not like the foolish Freshman. Be a Junior full of life. J. P. L. 247 A CHANCE PEACEMAKER ”1 am downright mad. Y'irgic. Even you. the coach’s laughter, won’t come out and support the team, just because we are losing. It is very unkind to the boys, let alone how badly it makes me feel.” -But. Fred—”’ “Oh. yes. I know, you and the rest of the girls always get up some kind of a tea party or other flimsy excuse to stay away from the games. You owe a duty to your college to come out and root even harder for a losing team than for a winning one. How can we win when our own college is not with us? “l know, Fred, hut—’’ “Yes. you know, hut you never show up at tlu games, and one of the l oys told me that you were making fun of the team in the ’client, lab.’ the other day. Said they played like girls and were all cowards.” The girl faced the boy quickly, and her burning face emphasized her words. “That is not so. and you should not have believed a word of it. Besides, Fred l awton, you have no right to talk to me in this manner, and I will not stand it another minute.” “ )h. all right. and the quiet stroll home from college was abruptly ended, the boy going one way and the girl another. “I’ll not be up tomorrow night. -Well. I shouldn’t Ik- at home if you did come.” Fred entered the game next dav with a saddened heart. The fellows said that he had quarrelled with his ln-si girl. He listlessly took his jmsition at half back, as bis team lined up to receive the kick-off. The referee’s shrill whistle, and the hall sailing through the air aroused him to his senses. Seeing that it was the full l ack s hall, he fell into his place of the interference with that ease an� l ability that hard training had given him. The title of tlu- game surged l ack and forth over tlu field for thirty-five long minutes, and when the referee’s whistle stopped the struggle, neither side had scored. The bloody and dust-l egrimed warriors were huddled together in two groups, and the coaches were talking to them as fast as their tongues would work. Murmurs of praise ami surprise were heard all over the large crowd at Exeter’s great showing, and her faithful rooters occupying the center of the west grand stand were wild with jov. One enthusiastic young fellow, who had lost his hat. and was alxnit to lose his collar, shouted. “Who said Andover had a walkaway? Why. they haven’t even got a look in.” As the teams lined up for tile second half. Fred recognized a familiar voice among the frantic yells of Exeter, lie listened again. Had ever a voice sounded so sweet? About fifteen minutes had lieen played. Exeter was gradually forcing the ball toward the center of the field. Phillips made a brilliant run of fifteen vards. and it was first down alxnit five yards from the west side line. sang out Sandy, the chunky little quarter hack. It was the signal for a series play. The next three plays would Ik run in rapid succession without calling another signal. Fred knew that he was to carry the hall in the third plav hut where did it go? Something was the matter with him. He knew that -49 scries by heart, but lie couldn't think. He had forgotten where his play should go. The ball was snapped, ami the first play was on. Smith made only half a yard. Bnrke. the stalwart full back, carried the ball in the second play. He hit center with terrific force. Fred, with his big shoulder in Burke's lack, shoved and fought as though his life depended upon it. But all the time he was racking his brain to know where he was to carry the lall in the next play. He couldn't think, he couldn't speak. What on earth could he do? The two teams met with such force that Burke was lifted high in the air. The mass surged one way and then the other, and finally fell. This crash brought forth screams of fright front the girls in the grand stand, and Fred, peeping out from beneath the pile, where he was pinioned so tight that he could not move, sent one appealing look toward the grand stand as if to find someone who could help him out of his dilemma. He saw Virginia jump to her feet and throw up her hands in fear. Her pretty red lips formed a perfect “O. as she uttered a frightened “Oh.” and grasped her pennant with a shudder. Like a Hash the signal came to him. “O was the letter that designated where he was to carry the hall. Just outside of tackle. “Third down ami four yards to gain.” yelled the referee as the teams lined up again. The ! all was snapped— “You've got to make it.” wept Sandy, as he shoved the ball safely into Fred's arms. Fred gritted his teeth and doubled up his fists as he threw his hundred and seventv-fivc pounds into the plav with a mad desperation that was irresistible. H is interference formed behind him. and the Andover line gave way before the rush. We want that measured, yelled the Andover captain, and the grand stand sat in breathless expectation while the linemen measured the distance. First down. Fxeter ball. yelled the referee, and play could not be resumed for several minutes on account of the din of the yelling. This play seemed to take the nerve out of Andover, and just before the game ended. Burke was shoved over for a touchdown and the game was won. Several hours later, a big handsome fellow with a black eye almost closed, ami his face somewhat disfigured by scratches, slowly ami hesitatingly walked down one of the streets leading from the college campus. He carried his head on one side in a don‘t-know-what-to-do manner, and seemed busily engaged in counting the scratches on his hands. He came to under the awakening influence of a timid little trill, and a blushing girl ran out to meet him. Are you hurt, Fred? “Not a bit.—aren't you glad we won? “Oh. that is what you always say. Cilad that we won! Why. I have l ecn so happy and excited that 1 haven't eaten any dinner.” ()h, you know the reason you didn't eat any dinner was because you were afraid Fred would not come.” piped out her little brother, as he started around the house to escajK the downfall of righteous wrath. “()h. Fred, father says that four yard gain of yours won the game. He said it was the l est line buck he ever saw. “Well, if that is true, then you are directly responsible for Exeter’s first victory.” V irginia looked surprised. I am! What do you mean?” Yes. you are. 1 will tell you how you did it. But the closing of the door was indisputable evidence that the rest of this conversation was intended to Ik a matter of secrecy. Ted. 250 DEGREES IN COLORADO The L of C. grants an A. B. It isn’t worth a particle. For anyone can plainly sec It simply means Hum Article.” C. A. C. too. gives a degree After years of culture: Also letters A. ami li., “Bach of Agriculture.” C. C. at Colorado Springs (•rants A. It., too. so they confess. Which means among some other things 'Accentuated Biliousness.” But all the sons of L of I). Who work with staunch true hearts. At graduation take with glee A “Bachelor of Arts.” —B. A new chemical experiment has l een discovered and lias excited much talk among scientific men. It comes under the test for KIS3. otherwise known as kiss. It should Ik- performed in a room (dark, if possible) ami with only two present. It should Ik- done quickly and without hesitation, for a reaction is extremely dangerous and should Ik- avoided. “Mv. what is that lioy jumping around so for: why doesn’t he stand still’ “Why. that is nothing unusual; this is the spring of the year.” -25 EVOLUTION Flighty, highty-tightv Freshman lass. Dancing gaily up and down the hall, Cool to Sophomores and Seniors tall— Least of all in this, the meanest class. A Sophomore now steps into our view— A modest, charming, changing bit of life; The football men are her retainers true. And happy she in midst of classes’ strife. And Jack, a gridiron hero, calm and staid. To her has lost his heart, a willing slave— Tho many love the dainty little maid. Man Jack's the bravest of the brave. As Junior now. she's grander, more replete With virtues of a woman. At her feet Poor Jack still kneels, and humbly begs for hope. Alas! poor Jack must still in darkness grope. 252 A cap! A gown! What change is this? From maiden, eager for a kiss. She straight becomes a cokl recluse— To work. Jack! begging’s of no use. Her college days behind her. now she stands On life’s wide threshold, and her hands Find ready work to do; yet still her feet Are ling’ring strangely there at learning’s seat. And Jack, tho’ sad. forsooth, is still her slave And daily now he pleads, his life to save. No cap! No gown! What’s this we see? Indeed, our charming Freshman maid Has changed greatly with her last degree Since life’s rude work she first essayed. And Jack: where's Jack, her humble slave Who loved her once with all his heart ? Just look at her! You’ll see the knave Acting the accepted lover's part. —G. 253 EPISTLE TO THE FRESHMEN I write unto you. my little children, because ye are tender in years and verdant in nature, and know not thy right hand from thy left. I speak simply that ye Ik not confounded. Xo new commandment give I unto you. but those from the beginning; yea. verily, those that were honored in the breach rather than in the observance by those which were liefore you. Honor thy professors and work them, that thy days may Ik long in D. U. where the old man. thy father, sendeth thee. lie lowly in the presence of the upper class man when he is angered not a little, lest in his wrath he turn and swat thee. Two years shall thou dig and get all thy lessons, but in thy Junior year shalt thou not prepare thy recitations, for then shall thou edit the Annual. lie not like the foolish Prep, that sittetli in the rear of the Chapel, and sayeth: “Behold, we will whisper and raise Cain on this suspicious occasion. ’ And lo. the Dean descended! and sittetli among them, conspicuous by his presence. And verily the Seniors and Sophomores rubber and turn up their noses. And she that discoursed! sweet music doth likewise. May these hints lx sufficient for thee even as for the wise, in whose class ye go not. Abide in the college and learning will abide in you. Otiit ye like Juniors and lx strong. Peace lx unto you. now and immer.—Amen. 254 DOCTOR OF DIVINITY, STUDENT OF D. U. AND OF THE JUNIOR CLASS To the Sophomores—Peace be unto you. I write unto you. O Sophs, because ye have been a burden unto the college for years: because ye have minds and mind not; wills, and wilt not. I would have you lay aside your self-conceit and receive the gift of wisdom. If ye say ye are our brethren, and cease not to choose slopes, rather than the straight and narrow way that lcadcth unto chapel, then ye do not the square thing. If ye say ye have fellowship with the Juniors and continue to sit in the seat of the egotistical ami stand in the way of the Freshmen, ye prevaricate, and it were better for you that a mill-stone were hanged about your neck, and that yc were cast into Cherry Creek, when the flowing tide comes in. I beseech you. () Sophs, that ye continue not in your graftings and crush-ings, that ye Ik- not stuck on yourselves nor on one another. For lo. it is written. Ix-t him that is stuck up take heed lest he tall, even in the very upness (if his stuckitude. Fur is not the wisdom of the Soph, like the tree that is planted where the silvery Colorado wends its way? Ami the exams conic, and lo. it withercth away and is not. () Moved, cease from this thusness that ye may inherit the learning of the Juniors.—Amen. 255 STANDING BROAD GRIN They say Cow Russell has the ague and gives milk-shake now. “Dad” Griffin—“The (waist) varies inversely as the pressure. Senior—“I hear a terrible accident happened to one of the Freshmen.' Junior—“How's that?' Senior—“Why, a train of thought ran through his head and completely demolished it.” She met him in the darkened hall; He said. “I’ve brought some roses.” Her answer seemed irrelevant. It was, “How cold your nose is!” Lives of croakers all remind us We can make our lives a pest. And departing leave behind us Feelings of relief and rest. FRESHMAN GIRL SOLILOQUY Dedicated to F. S., L. H., H. C., G. D. j girls in Freshman Class) I love my gentle warble. I love its gentle flow. I love to wind my tongue up, I love to hear it go. 256 HEART TO HEART TALKS V P. R. F. P.—Your handwriting reveals your lack of worldly experience. Yes, by all means attend chapel. You will find it a good place to visit with your friends or to prepare for your next recitation. One of the most brilliant members of the Board has consented to give authoritative answers to questions on any subject and to solve all the problems which confront us in this strenuous struggle for existence. Full name and address must be given. Louise P.—No, I would not say that Goethe’s and Schiller’s “Xenien” correspond to our “Polly Pry.” There is a difference, you must remember, in style and authorship. Then, too, the times have changed. The people of that period might not appreciate “Polly Pry.” Curious Freshman—No. I would not become a frat knocker until every hope had vanished. You can never tell. Your talents may yet Ik recognized. Sophomore—By diligent study you may gain some success. Of course, you are handicapped by your class, but environment can be overcome. Spike—You will find a full history of the movement and theory of acting in a little pamphlet called “Barb-Wire-Pulling.” published by the I'Diversity Press. H. R. S.—I have carefully investigated the management of the Kynewisbok. and find that it is not intended as a direct insult, if you are not roasted in the Annual. They would like to roast everybody, but the Inrst of intentions sometimes fail. Constant Reader—Perhaps it is a trifle difficult to find what you want in the library, but consider the discipline it gives you and the lK autiful spirit you will gain in hunting through the dusty shelves. X. Y. Z.—Yes. occasionally there is an assistant in the library to help you find a book. Floss—What is college spirit? It is an intangible something which cannot Ik defined. It is hard to grasp the idea, but according to the business managers it shows itself by the amount of tickets you buy. 258 “THE PIONEER SCHOOL OF HIGHER LEARNING IN THIS STATE. Supreme Court Decision, jAn. 12, 1903. University of Denver and Colorado Seminary COLLEGE OF LIBERAL ARTS GRADUATE SCHOOL PREPARATORY SCHOOL SUMMER SCHOOL At University Park DENVER AND GROSS COLLEGE OF MEDICINE DENVER LAW SCHOOL COLORADO COLLEGE OF DENTAL SURGERY UNIVERSITY COLLEGE OF MUSIC 190 Professors in all the Colleges. - 1400 Students. - 1021 Degrees down to and including Commencement of 1903. About 100 men and about 30 women will receive degrees at the Commencement of 1904. For catalogue and information address CHANCELLOR BUCHTEL At 14th and Arapahoe Streets In the Heart of Denver University Hall, University Park DENVER, COLORADO THE EDITORS WOULD LIKE TO KNOW Why the foot-ball team doesn’t schedule several games with Utah? Why the girls of the Prep. School paid the expenses for their party? Why Rev. C. W. Snyder was arrested one Sunday last November? Why Helen Crane chews Kiss-me gum? Why Mamie Wallihan objects to mice? Why Alice Richardson wants seven copies of “Martin’s Human Body”? Why Leslie Watch insisted on having the Freshman-Junior Costume Party and then did not attend? Why we do not march out of chapel oftener? Where Clyde Spain got his fertile imagination? Why Ed. Parfet and Marion Wallace tried the string puzzle so long at the Freshman-Junior Party ? Why Dr. Steele stayed so late at the Freshman-Junior Costume Party? Why J. Bernard stopped off at Ft. Collins as the Glee Club were coming home ? Why Bessie Bliss likes to have her hand held? Why Grace Deisher takes several hours of co-education every term? Why we do not sing some good songs in chapel? Why Dr. Le Rossignol is generally late to two of his classes? Why Grace Stephens spells her first name Graycc? Why there was a postal card addressed to Mrs. H. W. Allen, if Harry is not married ? Who is managing Bert Martin this year? If you have ever seen Harry Allen asleep in class? If you have ever heard any of Dr. Roberts' stories? If you knew that E. B. T. stands for Ever Bubbling Tears? If you have ever heard the Glee Clubs? If you knew that Chas. Morris wrote an article for the Clarion? If you have ever heard Margaret McNeil say. “Oh. I just feel horrid ? If you knew that Prof. Cutler lost his lied covers at Brighton? If you have ever heard Harry Allen give an athletic talk in chapel? If you have ever heard of any one dancing in Miss Powell’s room? If you have ever heard Dr. Roberts sav. 1 will now turn to Roberts’ Civil Government of Wyoming ? If you knew that “Dad” Griffin was raising a mustache? If you ever wanted Dean Howe to have another dream? If you have ever heard the Chancellor tell of his trip around the state? it’s ■REau TH1M ! . 260 DENVER LAW SCHOOL � 1 ■ i� LAW DEPARTMENT OF THE UNIVERSITY OF DENVER Offers a Three-Years Course, leading to the Degree of LL. B. The course embraces instruction in the following branches: Elementary Law. Real Property. Torts. Contracts, Criminal Law, Domestic Relations, Sales of Personal Property, Partnership, Agency, Evideoce, Pleading, Equity, Jurisprudence, Corporations, Wills. Water Rights and Irrigation, Constitutional Law, Bailments, Negotiable Paper, Mining Law, Roman Law, Insurance, Quasi Contracts, International Law, Comparative Jurisprudence, Legal Ethics ! : x t For Information Address LUCIUS W. HOYT E. and C. Building DENVER, COLORADO Colorado College of Dental Surgery UNIVERSITY OF DENVER DENTAL DEPARTMENT ... Cor. 14th and Arapahoe Streets ... The regular winter course begins about October 1st, continuing seven months. Last day of matriculation, ten days after opening. This school is a member of the National Association of Dental Faculties, and the requirements for admission and graduation are those of all recognized schools. A thorough course of instruction is given by lectures, recitations, clinics and practical work in a modern and thoroughly equipped institution. Clinical facilities arc ample. For information and announcements address, A. L. WHITNEY, D. D. S., Secretary 26l 520 Temple-Court DENVER, COLORADO THE REVISED VERSION OF THE TEN COMMANDMENTS 1. Thou shah not prefer any college to this one. 2. Thou shah not form unto thyself any vain ideas of thy greatness while thou art a Freshman; for the upper classmen are jealous classmen, visiting the iniquity of egotism upon the fresh Freshman, even to the third and fourth year of his college course. 3. Thou shah not look upon the instruction of the Prof, as vain; for the Prof, will not mark that student perfect who holdeth his instructions as vain. 4. Remember the Sabbath day to hustle in it. Six days shah thou labor and do all thy other work. But the seventh day is the day dedicated to Miss MacDonald; in it thou shah get all thy examples of meter, both iambic, and dactylic, and trochaic and damnthepsestic. For during six days Miss MacDonald reads a million rhetorics and all that in them is, and on the seventh she compiles one of her own; wherefore the students are compelled to hustle on that day, trying to understand “e pluribus unum. 5. Thou shah not write long letters to the old man in order that thou mayest get frequent remittances from home. 6. Thou shah not pony at prayers. 7. Thou shah not flirt. (Girls blush.) 8. Thou shah not wear colors in chapel. (Freshmen all blush.) 9. Thou shah not “rough house” or spoon in the halls. (Boys blush.) 10. Thou shah not covet thy neighbor’s “ex papers, nor his crib, nor his best girl, nor his stand-in with the Profs., nor anything which is thy neighbor s. (All blush.) 262 Fraternity Badges and N ovelties FRATERNITY STATIONERY To order these goods from Wright, Kay Company DETROIT, ’ M1CHIGJIM denotes appreciation of correct style and perfect worhmanship Menu Cords Calling Cords Invitations Programs Inserts C. B. WHITNEY CO. 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I never think of taking notes (Though I often take some Baurs); Her lessons I never would willingly cut (Though I once in a while cut Spencer’s). 1 think I’ll come out with a good rc| ort In my elective new, For of all my studies I like it best. Though it’s not on the tabular view. V 264 ESTABLISHED 1892 The Central Savings Bank Cor. Fifteenth and Arapahoe Sts. DENVER, COLORADO B. F. SALZER President GEORGE RICHARDSON Vice-President WM. E. WILSON Second Vice President W. M. MARSHALL Cashier J. V. COCKINS Assistant Cashier George Richardson W. M. Marshall David Brothers DIRECTORS S. E. Marshall S. E. Howard R. A. Cochins Wra. E. Wilson R. D. Smith B. F. Salzer The Finest Safety Vaults in the West Commercial and Savings Department J. H. WILKINS E. 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First, his neck lx gun at his ears and altho it had no dimensions longitudinally, it reached to cither shoulder, sloping at about an angle of 90 degrees from a straight line drawn down the side of his face. Secondly, he was cross-eyed and | artcd his hair in the middle. At the age of 19. Zeik. that’s what I’ll call him for shortness, could write his name with one hand and lick the two biggest men in the town in which he lived in with other. He weighed 287 pounds with his shoes on. on the scales which was in the grocery store in the town in which he lived in. In the school Zeik go thru the 5th grade, he had went thru it twice before, but he was encored. About this time some men told Zeik that if he would go to college they would pay his special examination fees. A trust was formed immediately, and next fall Zeik was out on the gridiron trying for center on the football team. The centre is the man on a foothall team, and he is the fourth man from each end. His |� art of the game is to let the full-liack stand on his ear while the quarter-back and right tackle kick him in his mouth. After each practice the players all of them are tied down to the floor and two men which are big and husky, strike them for an hour and thirty-two minutes with sledge hammers. This is to limber the muscles and bring the blood to the surface. Zeik liked it awfully well and the first time he practiced he only got his back broke in two places. It is commonly supposed that football players are an ignorant class of men but I once knew one what could read ami write some. These footlwll players are allowed to cat twice a month. Their grub it consists of hits of iron mixed with window weights with kerosene to soak it in; for dessert they are allowed lava rock served on wall paper. They do not take on much fat. it tends rather to harden them on the inside of the foothall players. There was once a game of footl� all in which only three players were killed so badly that they died. The people what was watching the game left the place in disgust. Such games are rare and luckily as civilization advances are becoming less frequent all the time. As a rule, there is at least one man on each of the foothall teams which can talk English, and this player gives the signal which means, he tells which man on the other side they shall kill in that play. Science is what wins the football games nowadays. The science of the game of to-day is such that the ones that are playing in the game are told which man on the other team to jump on. and by all jumping on him at the same time, he is killed much more easier, which saves lots of trouble and makes the game •uore interesting. 266 Football players playing in a game of football are covered with armor which is fastened on the bodies of the players what are playing in the game by means of little holes in the armor thru which nailes are driven into the men’s bodies and clinched on the other side of the players. No nails are driven into the face for. since the steel trust was formed, it was found too expensive. There is two officials in one game of football. One. the man what carries the men away as fast as they are killed, and the one which carries water. They have a man to carry the water because it can’t get there by itself. John DeWitt. the captain of the football team of Princeton, is supposed to be the greatest man what ever lived, but this is wrong. Such men as Ted Stuart and Arthur Pate are equally great. They are the greatest and famousest men in the world. My advice to young men what are starting out to play football is to not to be rough or unladylike and in time you will find yourself as great, in every sense of the word, as T. E. Ashby. W. A. S. FOOT-BALL DAYS The foot-ball days have come again, the gladdest of the year; One side of Willie’s nose is gone, and Tom has lost an ear; Heaped on the field, the players jab, and punch and claw and tear. They knock the breath from those beneath and gouge without a care; They break each other’s arms and legs, and pull joints out of place. And here and there is one who gets his teeth kicked from his face. The freshman ami the sophomore, besmeared with grime and mud, Go gallantly to get the ball and quit all bathed in blood; 'Fhe senior knocks the junior down and kicks him in the chest. The high-school boy is carried home and gently laid to rest. While here ami there a crowded stand collapses ’ncath its weight. And forty people get more than they paid for at the gate. O brave. O happy, careless days! How deep the mother’s joy What time she thinks of all the things they’re doing to her boy! How proud she is to know that he is on the team; how sweet His face appears to her since it is only bloody meat! With honest pride she lays away his amputated ear And puts his eye in alcohol to lxr a souvenir. 267 WYCLIFFE COTTAGE THE WYCLIFFE WORLD Motto— Away With Melancholy Flower—Daisy. Colors—Fudge Brown and Taffy Yellow. High Chief—Mrs. Guthrie. SORORES IN CASA Irene Burton. Harriette Allen, Bernice Swayze. Anna Guthrie. Annie McRoberts, Daisy Frink. Irene Stevenson, FRATRES NON IN CASA Id Facilitate Shelton Swan, E. B. T. Spencer. Frank Williams, Dad Griffin. In Univtrsitate Jesse Hanks. Mike Tennant, Frank Appleton. Paul Brissendcn. CONSTITUTION AND SIDE LAWS I. The object of this organization is to promote lasting attachments. II. Meetings shall be held whenever we can find an excuse. III. A Christmas tree party shall be held for the benefit of the poor (boys). IV. Skating, tennis and fudge parties shall assist in muscular development. V. To Ik a member in good and regular standing one must have been initiated into the inner court or Sheep lodge. 268 .7 re £ . ,7ire enver J ire iay 7rnporters and Centers in Ca e mica I and Physical yfppa ra fas G iemicals and - fssa yens' Supplies -'Microscopes and Microscopic « Accessories, Wo I a rise opes. Spectroscopes, etc. !7 ie Sdenner 17ire G ay Go. 774 2 777 ft Q iantfut Street iZ) enver, (Boiorado 6. C1J. SBaur cf- Go. (Caterers and (2on feettoners 'Phone 168 7672 (Burtis Street, • • Denver (Bo tret I dr 12e onart) Jit7) ant , Jl. y. Matters f th Gaps, Tdt ow is an ( Dfoods ,7o tte dtnterican (Botteges and C niversities from t7ie J7ttan tic to the Waclflc Blass contracts a Specialty Superior Wor t mansTtip WeasonaAle Wrices 9It us trated ((Bulletin, Samples, etc., on ree uest. 269 DEFINITIONS AND AXIOMS All lx arding-houses arc the same boarding-house. Hoarders in the same boarding-house, and on the same flat, are equal to one another. A single room is that which has no parts, ami no magnitude. The landlady of a boarding-house is a parallelogram; that is, an oblong and angular figure, which cannot lx? described, but which is equal to anything. A wrangle is the disinclination of two boarders to each other, that meet together, but are not on the same flat. All rooms being taken, a single room is said to be a double room. POSTULATES AND PROPOSITIONS A pie may be produced anv number of times. The landlady can be reduced to her lowest terms by a series of propositions. A bee line can he made from one boarding-house to any other Ixwding-house. 'Flic clothes of a lx)arding-house bed. though produced ever so far both ways, will not meet. Any two meals at a boarding-house are together less than two square me tis If from the opjxjsite ends of a lx arding-house a line be drawn, passing through all the rooms in turn, then the stovepipe which warms the l oarders will lie within that line. On the same bill, and on the same side of it. there should not be two charges for the same thing. If there lx? two lx arders on the same flat, and the amount of side of one lx equal to the amount of side of the other, each to each, and the wrangle between one boarder and the landlady he equal to the wrangle between the landlady and the other, then shall the weekly bills of the two boarders lx equal, also, each to each. For. if not. let one bill be the greater, then the other hill is less than it might have been, which is absurd Student—“Professor. I am indebted to you for all I know.’’ Professor, in reply—“Pray do not mention such a trifle.” 270 BRACE UP! Shoulder Braces, Supporters, Elastic Stockings, Anklets,Trusses, Crutches, Sick Room Appurtenances, Fine Manicure Goods SPECIALTIES FOR THE MOUTH The J. Durbin Surgical and Dental Supply Co. phone 1667 ... 1508 Curtis Street KEYES . . . LA FLOR DE CUMBRE IT PAYS TO TRADE AT ™MAY 16ih and Lawrence St ., DENVER, COLO. Head-to-Foot Outfitters to all Mankind v 1—■� f—' 1— f '' COFFEE Full Dress and Tuxedo Suits from $25 to $50 No Coffee sold in the United States equals it. WAREHOUSE AND OFFICE 1534 Blake St. DENVER, COLO. We make a specialty of renting Dress Suits for special occasions 271 FOSTER—HIS MAJOR AND MINOR ATHLETIC MEET STANDING BROAD GRIN Thompson E. Ashby, first................... 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WRITING, SPELLING, PUNCTUATION, COMMERCIAL LAW, BUSINESS CORRESPONDENCE ROBERT J. WALLACE, Principal Everything in Men’s and Young Men's Apparel Cor. 16th and Stout Sts. 273 ACCORDING TO SOLOMON But they are exceeding wise.—The Seniors. But a man of understanding holdcth his peace.—Hawke. A friend loveth at all times.—Misses Hayes and Magee. Vet a little sleep, a little slumber.—Harry Allen. I-ook not thou upon the wine when it is red.—Prohibition Club. Train up a child, etc., etc.—The Howe Boys. Foolishness is bound up in the heart of a child.—The Preps. Neither have I obeyed the voice of my teachers.—Beulah Wittle. The liberal soul shall he made fat.—Rev. Ashby. Hope deferred maketh the heart sick.—The Freshman. 1 love them that love me.—Arthur White. WANT COLUMN Place your ids with us. Sure to bring results. Our circulation is greater than the combined circulations of all the papers in the West. Wanted.—Prof. Griffin’s joke book. Liberal reward offered by long suffer-ing P« � ic. Wwtkh.—An enterprising Freshman class. Applicants apply to the Sophomores. Wanted.—By Miss MacDonald, to have her Beowulf returned. Immense reward—not to do it—offered by Freshman English class. Wanted.—Pumpkin pie. Apply to Prof. Spencer. Wanted.—A charge. Bro. Gebhardt. Wanted.—Something to sustain me through chapel. Prof. Lakin. Wanted.—The owner of that love-letter Dr. Philips found, to show up and clear us from suspicion. Professors Griffin and Lakin. 274 ’Phones Main 752 Red 1715 Advertising Ideas AND C CkTOMy .WT$ 1514 CURTIS ST. Denver, Colo. Sell Your Ideas Suggest a good advertising idea, a catchv phrase, a good illustration or design to bring some line of business to publicity. I mav be able to use It and pav vou well. AMATEUR Short Stories arc easily sold if illustrated. I'll make the pictures for you on speculation W. E. PRATT C o T U M E R ANO D E S I G N E R 211 ENTERPRISE BLOCK 15th and Cham pa VnlvmrtUy Park Yard Jack Tmnnmtmn, Mgr. To attain the IDEAL, to you, is the real thing in life. Our IDEAL is to furnish the real thing in fuel. The Rocky Mountain Fuel Co. Opera House Bldg. 275 THE PROFESSOR’S DREAM (A TRAGEDY) I had a dream, a fateful dream, Me thought that I was free. That in the algebraic land A home there was for me. I dreamed my roots, commensurable, Bore flowers and fruit so free That all the unknown quantities Were green with jealousy. 1 dreamed that in the general form I evermore should be. And this ( X� +P, Xn l +P 2 Xn-2 -f P°- X-f P“ =0) is how I looked when men Came in to gaze on me. No incomplete=I. My coefficients all Were good, straight, honest integers. No o ones at all. My conjugate was with me there. - In that fair paradise; If I'm a root, then she's a root. I’ll show you in a trice. A brood of sweet derivatives Our spirits ne'er did vex. I;or when they misbehaved, we shut Them up in f (x). This variation then they feared A permanence might be. That’s why reform so radical In conduct soon would be. But if. grown bold, they likened My rule to that of Nero, 1 had but to remind them That they only equaled o. But in this happy land one day, A stranger, fell, appeared. 27 6 His name was Mr. — V; His very look I feared. I had a premonition That he came my soul to vex, When he impudently stated That Y equaled — X. I made him free of hearth and home, I gave him house and land. 1 substituted him for X, I watched him, wide, expand. And then, alack! (). wretched day! Who now the truth divines? Why then from start to finish I had none hut — signs. John Smith. GRINDS “Let us laugh and bt merry while we live, for we shall be dead a long time. In 111. Literature. Miss MacD, asking about the River Stvx: “Where in Hell is it?” Have you heard Miss Stidger say: “Why,—1 don't think I understood that part of the lesson, professor. Disturbers of the peace—the Glee Clubs—the Preps. All (during exams.)—“Behold, we know not anything. There are two kinds of jokes,—jokes and stories from the chapel speakers. F. E. C. X. Y. Z. Williams— What’s in a name? Swan— It is the Miller’s daughter, and she has grown so dear!” The Freshman— Knowledge comes, lmt wisdom lingers.” (C ouples sloping chapel): How sad and mad and bad it was, but then how it was sweet! (Flunkcr in astronomy): Sun. moon and stars forgot. Gcbhart tries to recite in commerce and guesses about it. Dr. R.—“I guess your idea of this matter is rather vague.” Dr. Phillips (in psychology)—“I understand the jn-ople who are much in love, lose their appetite.” Marcia (with a sigh)— 1 guess 1 have never been in love then.” Miss MacDonald—“1 am going to read the grades of the Forensic ( lass, so I guess you had better close the door.” 277 OVERHEARD Ed. Light (in Delating Guh)—“I would like to meet the prayer-meeting— I mean the program committee.” Marcia Murray—“Do it, Theodore.” Prof. Cutler—“Now, boys, all stick to the pitch. ' Dr. LeRossignol—“I would like to debate with Rev. Forrester as to whether I am a sinner or not.” Chancellor Buchtel—“That delicious man.” Dr. Hyde—“Don’t tell me what you don’t know, my brave young fellow ; that would take too long.” Miss MacDonald (in Literature)—“What was the Holy Grail called in Germany ? Marcia—“A stein.” Dean Howe (reading notice in chapel)—“Lost, a lunch box, having a napkin in it with T(ea) in the comer.” Dr. Hyde—“I know someone who has lost a knife, but I do not know his name.” Dr. Phillips—“I have known several people who could move their ears like mules.” Marcia—“Mamie can do that.” Miss MacDonald—“Now you may all go. and the rest of you may see me if you wish.” Dean Howe (in chapel, reading an invitation to the Faculty)—“The professors with families are invited—that means those who are married.” Dr. I-eRossignol—“Mr. Chapman, are you studying the I.atin on the board? I am thinking of giving a course of Economics in German, and French, but I am not going to give one in Latin.” Miss MacDonald—“I was raised on ‘The Rill From the Town Pump’.” Freshman— I was raised on Mellin’s Food.” “It certainly was a miracle that Mrs. Miracle was married.” Miss MacDonald—“Does anyone know Mr. Hank’s writing?” Miss Wohlford—“1 think I do.” Teacher—“We have ‘hypo.’ meaning less, and ‘ous.' meaning less.” Freshman (sotto voce)—“They are both meaningless to me.” “Here is a letter from Mirandy in college. She says she’s in love with ping-pong.” “She is. hey? Well, she'd better give him up; we ain't going to stand for no Chinaman marrying into this family.”—Ex. 278 Men's Business Suits FROM $25 UP Pants FROM $6 UP 532-536 Seventeenth Street JperiUer You can wear Tailor-made Clothes School Suits, Tuxedo and Full Dress Suits at Reasonable Prices : : Come in and see me 2?) Prof. Roberts (in history class)—“The Democrats of to-day recognize Jefferson as their ‘satron paint’M Dr. R.—“Mr. Stidger, you may tell us about Sweden.’ Mr. S.—“What do you want to know about it?” Dr. R.—“Oh, just tell us what the book says, if you know so much about it ’ Western girl (to escort who is from Boston)—“Were you going to kiss me a minute ago?” “No. Why?” “Why did you pucker up your lips so?” “I had a grain of sand in my tooth.” “You had letter swallow it and get it into your system.” Lady Customer (in book store)—“Give me a copy of ‘Romeo and Juliet . Clerk—“Yes. miss. A dollar and a half, please. Lady Customer—“1 find I’ve only got 75 cents. Just give me Romeo.’ It doesn't take a chemist to understand why Lot’s wife turned to rubber before she turned to salt. Fresh.—“I thought you took algebra last year? Soph.—“1 did, but the Faculty encored me. If the pressure is 15 pounds to the square inch, how much pressure will it take to squeeze an ordinary girl's hand? Try. and see. The boy sat on the moonlit deck. His head was in a whirl. His eyes and mouth were full of hair And his arms were full of girl. A SUMMER RECEIPT Take a man in love and a girl not quite convinced, place together in a secluded piazza with two chairs, and stir slowly. Add a slight breeze from the south, a dash of courage and a heaping teaspoonful of persuasion. Sprinkle with afternoon sunshine, sifted through June foliage, and keep away until wanted. Miss Easton is laughing hard in the laboratory l� ecause someone has made a remark about Dad’s mustache. Dad—“That must tickle you a great deal, Miss Easton.” Miss Easton—“Why. it hasn’t yet. professor. 280 Zbe Denver Jjomeopatbic A full Faculty of Trained Teachers Abundant Clinical Facilities Laboratory is supplied with dberything needed Four Years Graded Course cMonthly Examinations of Students Denver is a delightful City to live in; its climate is unsurpassed Hundreds of young men and women in our land are asking themselves the question: Where may 1 go to secure returning health and at the same time find good facilities for securing a medical education? The answer comes: To the Elevated Tablelands of the Mountain Regions of the Middle West, of evhich eDerrver is the Metropolis : Correspondence Solicited James Polk Willard, M. D., Dean Masonic Temple, Denver, Colo. David A. Strickler, M. D., Registrar 705 14th Street, Denver, Colorado WHERE TO GO Address NO ESCAPE Boracic acid in the soup. Wood alcohol in wine. Catsup dyed a lurid hue By using aniline. The old ground hulls of cocoanuts Served up to us as spices; I reckon crisp and frigid glass Is dished out with the ices. The milk—the kind the cow gives, ’Way down at Cloverside— It's one-third milk, and water, and— And then—formaldehyde. The syrup’s bleached by using tin. And honey’s just glucose. And what the fancy butter is l'he goodness gracious knows. The olive oil’s of cotton seed. There’s alum in the bread; It’s really a surprise to me The whole dumed race ain’t dead. Meantime all the germs and things Are buzzing fit to kill; If the food you eat don’t git you. The goldarned microbes will. The Swan, on still St. Marv’s Lake. m I'lnits double. Swan ami Shadow. 11 r ordworth. Leading School of the West ORATORY, DRAMATIC cART. ELOCUTION VOICE TRAINING, PHYSICAL CULTURE, INCLUDING FENCING Cleaves Schools of Expression and Broadway Dramatic School Consolidated Courses in Preparation for Teaching Oratory, for Culture or Public Speaking. 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