University of Denver - Kynewisbok Yearbook (Denver, CO)

Text from Pages 1 - 276 of the 1903 volume:

lL • 'T’-O C JU — -f THiito our friends this book we now present. HI for the present only is it meant; nstead, in after years, when out in life Visions of college come amidst the strife Banter your study and shut tight the door. IRcad then m this of the good days of yore; 2Jee once again those faces which you knew fn life’s bright springtime, when all things were new. X£hen lay it down; take up your work once more; Jjjour burden will seem lighter than before. ©r if your burden seems too hard to hear, jointly you struggle ’neath your load of care. Do not give up; take down this little book, }£ndcavor to recall each joke and look How past and gone, but even present still, HJiewing the faces that you loved so well. 3E en as you read, your care will fly apace. IRelinq uishing to calm repose its place. WILBER D. ENGLE. A. M.. Ph. D. 4 DEDICA TION To Dr. Wilber T . Engle, A. M., Ph. D., in appreciation of his kindly interest in the student body of ‘Denver University, this book is respectfully dedicated by the Class of Nineteen Hundred and Four. EDITORIAL STAFF o Annette Badgley. Wallace M. Bayliss. Edith J. Theodore M. Stuart. Boughton. I’hoto by Winton M. Ault. Sallle R. Welch. Monroe EDITORIAL STAFF Editor-in-Chief Wallace M. Bayliss Assistant Editor Theodore M. Stuart Business Manager Literary Editor rt Editor Annette Baixjley Intra Mural Editor 7 FdjWje-r F v.cul 3 -� joui rM up T H'S cHiTv. l(e. Ck. acr � ol i_j 17 cAcI X-v V’ u3 - 8 HalmtJ. HERBERT A. HOWE. A. M.. Sc. D. Applied Mathematics. Director Chamberlain Observatory. AMMI B. HYDE, A. M., S. T. D. Greek. JAMES E. LE ROSSIGNOL, A. M„ Ph. D. History, Economics. HERBERT E. RUSSELL, A. M. Pure Mathematics. 9 WILBER D. ENGLE, A. M„ Ph. D. Chemistry, Physics. DANIEL E. PHILLIPS, A. M., Ph. D. Philosophy, Education. RA E. CUTLER, A. M. Biology, Geology. 10 GEORGE E. POLLOCK. S. B., M. S. Romance Languages. WILBUR F. STEELE. A. M., S. T. D. English Bible. Ancient Biblical Literature and History. GERTRUDE H. BEGGS, A. M. Latin. H. ORLENA BEGGS, A. B. German. II CHARLES E. GRIFFIN. A. B. Assistant In Chemistry, Instructor in Physics. NANARUTH TAGGART. A. B. Instructor in Latin. EMORY E. SMILEY. Instructor in Mathematics. MARTEA GOULD POWELL. Physical Culture for Women. 12 . ■ ► 13 14 SENIOR CLASS 1903 President..............................................Stanley K. Horn reck Vice-President.................................................D. M. Carson Secretary................................................Elsa Strawbridce Treasurer................................................Edward Stauffer Class Colors: Pink and Gray. YELLS Qui Sumus? Qui Sunnis? Head of the College Supremus! 1903! Rah! Rah! Rah! S-E-N-I-O-R! Senior! Hi-O-Hi! Boom-rah-ree! Boom-a-rah! Sis-a-rah! Nineteen three Ya-Hoo! Senior! r5 1903 Davis MacArtiiur Carson. Denver, Colorado. Major: Mathematics. Minor: Economics. Entered from Kearney. Nebraska. High School. 1899: President of The Debating Club. 1902; assistant in the Physical Laboratory. 1902-1903: member of the Kappa Sigma. Arthur Clements, Denver. Colorado. Major: Philosophy. Minor: Creek. Entered from Monson. Mass., Academy, 1900: President of the Y. M. C. A., 1901-1902; Vice-President of the Debating Club, 1901 ; Winner of Local Oratorical Contest. 1901 ; Member of the Sigma Alpha Epsilon. Hannah May Crawford, Broomfield, Colorado. Major: English. Minor: Modern Languages. Entered from North Denver High School, 1899. 16 19 0 3 Martha Augusta Crook. Fairplay, Colorado. Major: Mathematics. Minor: German. Prepared by U. of D. Preparatory School; Member of the Pi Beta Phi. Henry Kellogg Dillendack, University Park. Colorado. Major: Mathematics. Minor: German. Entered from I', of D. Preparatory School. 1899; President of Debating1 Club. 1901: Class Representative Sophomore-Freshman Oratorical Contest, 1901 ; Assistant Manager Kvnewisbok, 1901-1902; Winner Kvnewisbok Prize Poem Contest. 1902-1903. Marguerite Martha Dyer, Del Xorte. Colorado. Major: German. Minor: French. Entered from Del Xorte High School, 1899; Member of Annual Board. 1901-1902: Member of the Pi Beta Phi. 1903 Grace Alice Garrett, Denver, Colorado. Major: German. Minor: Mathematics. Entered from South Denver High School, 1899. Lulu Gertrude Glockxer, University Park. Colorado. Major: German. Minor: Biology. Entered from East Denver High School, 1900; Member of the Basket Ball Team, 1901-1902. Walter Gordon Gooldy, Dixon, Wyoming. Major: Economics. Minor: Philosophy. Entered from U. of D. Preparatory School. 1899: Member Sophomore Class, 1899-1900; Engaged in Teaching, 1900-1901; Editor-in-Chief The Clarion. 1900; President the Debating Club, 1902; Editor-in-Chief Kynewisbok, 1902. 18 Olive Hexsel, Grand Junction, Colorado. I 9 Major: Philosophy and Psychology. Minor: French. Entered from Grand Junction High School. 1900. Louisa Holderer, Denver. Colorado. Major: Biology. Minor: Philosophy. Entered from the University of Colorado. 1900: Graduate of the North Denver High School. Stanley Kuhl Horn beck, Denver, Colorado. Major: Latin. Minor: Philosophy. Entered from the University of Colorado, 1901; President of the Sophomore Class U. of C, 1900-1901 ; President of the Local Oratorical Association, 1901-1902; Football Team, 1901; Associate Editor Kynewisbok. 1901-1902; President of the Warren Literary Society, 1902: President Senior Class. 1902-1903 : Member of the Beta Theta Pi. 19 19 0 3 Clara Alice Murrell, Canon City. Colorado. Major: Latin. Minor: Creek. Entered from Carthage, Illinois. High School, 1900. Martha Markusen, Denver, Colorado. Major: Philosophy. Minor: Literature. Entered from Colorado State Normal School. 1901 : Graduate of Correctionville. Iowa. High School. Hattie Louise Meyer, Denver, Colorado. Major: Mathematics. Minor: Latin. Entered from East Denver High School, 1899: Vice-President Y. W. C. A., 1902-1903. 20 19 0 3 Walter Franklin Pike, Normal, Illinois. Major: Biological Science. Minor: German. Entered Medical Department in 1899 from Illinois State Normal, class of '98: Entered Liberal Arts Department. 1902: Granted license to practice medicine in Colorado, June, 1902: Graduate D C. Medical Department, April, 1903: Materia Medica Prize, 1901 ; Member of the Omega l.'psilon Phi. Carl William Plum, Colorado Springs, Colorado. Major: Biological Science. Minor: English. Entered from Colorado College, 1902; Student in D. U. Medical Department; President Freshmen Class. Medical School; Member of the Omega Cpsilon Phi. Alice Nellie Richardson Argo, Colorado. Major: Philosophy. Minor: Biology. Entered from East Denver High School, 1899: President of the Y. W. C. A., 1901-1902: Associate Editor Kynewisbok, 1901-1902: Member of the Pi Beta Phi. 21 1903 Harrietts Siiattcck Rogers, Warren, Pennsylvania. Major: English. Minor: Science. Entered from Colorado College, 1902; Graduate of Warren, Penn., High School and W est Chester. Penn., Normal School: Member of the Gamma Phi Beta. Edward Stauffer, University Park, Colorado. Major: Philosophy. Minor: Biology. Entered from U. of D. Preparatory School; Vice-President of the Debating Club, 1900; President of the Adelphian Literary Society, 1899; Treasurer Senior Class. 1902-1903: Member of the Sigma Alpha Epsilon. Elsa Strawbridge, Denver, Colorado. Major: Latin. Minor: English. Entered from North Denver High School, 1900; Member of Kvnewisbok Board, 1901-1902; President of the Y. W. C. A., 1902-1903 : Latin Tutor. 1902-1903; Manager of the Basket Ball Team, 1901-1902; Secretary of the Senior Class, 1902-1903. 22 1903 William Benjamin Thomas, Chester, Iowa. Major: Philosophy. Minor: Creek. Rntered 1899 from Spring Valley, Minnesota High School: Vice-President the Debating Club, 1900; President the Debating Club, 1901 ; Kditor-in-Chief The Clarion. 1901-1902: Graduate Student in the University of Chicago. 1902-1903. Lucilk Elizabeth Timberlake, Sterling, Colorado. Major: Philosophy. Minor: English. Entered from U. of D. Preparatory School, 1899; Secretary the Oratorical Association, 1901-1902; Member of the Gamma Phi Beta. Maude Beauchamp Walker, Denver. Colorado. Major: Chemistry. Minor: Mathematics. Entered from East Denver High School, 1900; Assistant Editor of the Clarion. 1901-1902; Member of the Pi Beta Phi. 23 Photos by Monroe 24 I OFFICERS President..................................................Theodore M. Stuart Vice-President..............................................D. Shelton Swan Secretarv...................................................Annette Badgley T reasurer.......................................................Ruth W all ace Colors: Cerise Red and Turquoise Blue. Rip! Rah! Roar! Kip! Rah ! Roar! Nineteen! N ineteen! Nineteen Four! One, Two, Three, Four, What for! Who for! Who’re you going to yell for? Junior! Junior! Xineteen-ought-fonr!! Lest you forget; Lest you forget; Nineteen-ought-four! Yes, you bet! THEODORE M. STUART. President. ANNETTE BADGLEY. Secretary. AN INTERVIEW WITH THE DELPHIAN ORACLE Hence! Cod of Time! How durst thou stay so near When that divine Apollo cometh here? Begone! And take with thee thy pruning knife! Today we look beyond this present life! And thou, oh great Apollo, at thy shrine Behold me suppliant to thy power divine. I come, thou greatest seer in all the world, Seeking a favor at thy hands; Tis not for me alone, but for my class. That I have traveled over seas and lands. Tis this I ask. that thou wilt prophesy. What this our class in future time may be; W'hat places we may fill, what duties have, W hen we are out upon life's rugged sea. 26 Grant this our one request. Oh God-of Light! And we will e’er perform each sacred rite Demanded by thy great unyielding will. And so my wish I pray do thou fulfill. And thou. Calliope, sweet voiced one, Mother of him who Stygian waves could dare. Of him who sang so sweet that growing ceased, And even beasts would leave their hidden lair, Come thou to this poor worshipper of thine And help him to disclose in metered rhyme Thai which Apollo, son of mighty Zeus, To me vouchsafes to tell of future time. Help me portray in lines of glowing truth What Phoebus says will truly come to pass; What he declares will lx the future state Of members of the glorious Faultless Class. ’Twas thus at Delphi, on one summer's night. I prayed to great Apollo, God of Light, And when I stopped. I heard a low sweet voice Say—“Enter, wanderer, I will grant thy choice.” 1 entered to tlx inner shrine, when lo! No lamps were there, yet all around a glow— As if some softly shaded light were there— Dispelled the gloom within that house of prayer. I saw no man within the sacred fane Yet shortly that sweet voice I heard again. This time it said in accents low. yet clear. “Ask now thy questions; lo, I, listening, hear.’’ “Oh thou divine and unseen, hidden one Hear now this question from thy humble son. What will the Faultless Class, in some ten years. Be doing in this 'lonely vale of tears'?” Then shook the walls by thunder riven. And shaken by the God of Heaven, And as offense I thought I’d given. To that Olympian deity, T threw me down upon the floor. And in my fright I trembled sore And prayed this same prayer o’er and o’er, “Oh, pity my humanity!” 27 19 04 28 EDITH JEAN BOUGHTON. MARY E. DAVIS. I thought no more I’d see the light. I thought I’d made a blunder quite And frightened at Apollo’s might I trembled in my misery. But soon doth Jove his awful thunders quell. And soon those magic tones my fears dispel. “All things I know, nothing from me can hide. On the swift waves of light, with ease I ride. Everywhere, at all times, 1 am and see. List well to what I now will tell to thee! There's Winton Ault, the business lad. with hair of golden yellow. He’s now as rich as Croesus, he’s a second Rockefellow. Miss Badgley. she of art so fond, is making money fast As illustrator for a firm. ’Tis said, ’twill soon be past. For a certain rich young gentleman has won consent at last. And W allace Bayliss still is found in literary work. As funny editor on Puck, he’s slaving like a Turk. And Edith Houghton, too, I find is fine as editor Of “How to live on eight a week and be a creditor. Above a street in London town, I see upon a sign “Miss Davis, Lady Lawyer ’ She is doing very fine. O'er in sunny southern Egypt, by the famous river Nile Miss Easton, missionary, works in most approving style. And Ellis, he who argued so. is silent as the tomb: He’s senator, and cannot talk, or else he’d meet his doom. And such a hardship, sad to tell, has filled the man with gloom. And Miss McXeil. the girl so gracious and so kind. Has married rich, and got her wish, both love and gold, combined. Will Mitchell, he so tall and slim, a famous engineer. Owns thirteen mines in Mexico. Quite wealthy, twould appear. Miss Marcia Murray, you’ll be much surprised to hear of her As being what we call a Woman’s Suffrage lecturer. And now Miss Rawlins. She. 1 find, a teacher in a college Her pupils say she docs her best to cram their heads with knowledge. On Edith Reese have fallen, both honors great and small. She’s president of fourteen clubs, and popular with all. Of Stuart I’ve the finest news! I’m happy to rejjort He’s just received appointment to the V. S. Supreme Court. 29 1 904 30 MARGARET McNElL. WILLIAM A. MITCHELL. And Shelton Swan, unmarried yet, a very sad, sad story. Is head director of the famous Lick Observatory. Tall Harold Vaughn, you liked so well, a trip to Paris took, And there lie is now, seeking things on which to write a book. Miss Wallihan in Denver U. now has Miss Powell's place, They say she fills it with the same calm dignity and grace. Miss Wallace entered politics, and gained for her reward The job of secretary to the arbitration board, A position never ending, like the present state discord. At last we reach Miss Sallie Welch. She’s doing extra well; She runs a millinery shop, considered very swell.” With that the voice grew still and silence reigned. And though I loudly prayed, he. still remained In silent state, until I prayed him thus, “Oh, great Apollo, once again hear us! If no more fates thou hast to prophesy . Reveal thyself just once to mortal eye. Just let me view thee once, oh God of Light, If thou think’st 1 can bear the awful sight. The god replied, “Oh son tliv prayer is heard, Pll make thee better than the common herd; i’ll show myself to thee, oh faithful one. To pay thee for the labors thou hast done. He finished, and I watched with bated breath To see the god who never suffered death. He came at last and stood within the door. It was the grinning rascal. Julian Moore! With shaking sides he softly, slowly said: “Oh rubber, will you stretch?” and then I fled! And as I ran, I heard him loudly cry, “Come hack I sav, come back you great big guy!’’ T did not heed his cries, nor notice take, Rut in my mighty wrath fast time did make, And never did I stop, till now at last I've safe arrived at home, all dangers past. Now listen classmates! All your senses wake! An honor great is showered on our class! A thing for ages unknown to the mass I have at last revealed, and for your sake I now will make it known to all the world. ’Tis this I’ve found: Apollo is a fake. 3i 19 04 32 EVELYN RAWLINS. EDITH M. REESE. 1 1904 HAROLD S. VAUGHN. D. SHELTON SWAN. MARY E. WALLJHAN. SALLIE R. WELCH. 33 Photos by Monroe ®lt? aptiomor? (ClaHs President..... Vice-President Secretary...... Treasurer...... OFFICERS ......................Leslie Veatch .......................Harry Warner .......................Ellen Cooper ......................Grace Stephens Colors: Purple and White. YELL Rah, Rah. Rah! Rah. Rah. Rah! Rah, Rah. Rah 1 Sophomore!! LESLIE VEATCH. President. 35 GRACE CHAPMAN. ELLEN COOPER. GRACE COURTNEY. HARRY ALLEN. CARRIE CEHRS. GRACE STEPHENS. LORENC1E ANDERSON. CHARLES MORRIS. INIS RJDGWAY. MYRTLE DUNHAM. EMMA LAUBMANN. HARRY WEBER. CHESTER WOLF. PEARL NEVA. GRACE TWOMBLY. FRANK HARTSOCK. 37 HARRY WARNER. BEATRICE BROWN. Photos by Monroe. AWFUL MYSTERY AN AWFUL, 'Twas on a starlit autumn night. The Freshmen were all out of sight. For Freshies. weary as could be. Had gone to take a sup of tea. The night before they long had toiled. That hated Soph'mores might be foiled. And softly, stealthily had crept Up. up, up. to the attic step. Then whispering low. with trembling knees. Resembling that of autumn leaves. They climbed on up. with upright hair. ’Till from the balcony they stare. That night the cold north wind was high. From Freshies’ bosoms rose many a sigh. For when they chanced to look below. They were afraid to further go. But one. more plucky than the rest. Whose heart class honors did infest. With Clymers on his clumsy feet. Decided to perform the feat. So. with a rope around his chest, field down below by all the rest. For fear, lest he. perchance might fall. He started for the mast so tall. At last this Rube the mast did reach. With flag in hand and loss of speech, And clasping it close to his breast, He stopped awhile to take a rest. He next decided that he’d coon That mast beneath the autumn moon. Then up he climbed with might and main. Until the top he reached in pain. 38 I With hammer and with rusty nail He hoisted up their musty sail To that old majestic post. In spite of hobgoblin and ghost. Then, silently they all stole back. For fear the Sophs might make attack: They stood around the college ground And listened for the slightest sound. At last the day began to dawn. With Freshics giving many a yawn. And all throughout the live-long day The Freshmen oft' were heard to say: “What’s, what’s the matter with nineteen sicks? The Soph’mores are a lot of sticks!” And when the shades of night drew near. The Fres hies- did Sophs little fear. So home the hungry Frcshies went. For supper they were surely bent. Xor did they stop, perchance to dream That things are never what they seem. The supper o’er, a Freshman wag Stoic out to look at their dear rag: Alas! and what did he sec there? The pole it stood alone and bare. And then the class of nineteen sicks Was in an awful, awful fix; Their cheese-cloth Hag of gray and pink Had disappeared quick as a wink. Let matters rest as they may be: My own advice to them would be. Heed not what many folks may say. But watch,watch.watch ; not feast and pray. —F. E. Hart sock. “Oh. could it even possibly • be A Soph could outwit such as we? Could still the class of nineteen five Be yet so very much alive? “The losing of our flag,” said he. “Remains an awful mystery; I do declare, by good and fair. The Sophs must ride upon the air.” They ne’er that loss could understand; N’o doubt the Sophs had had a hand: But true or not, no more they blow About old nineteen five as slow. I 39 SO THE PEOPLE MAY KNOW While yet in prepdoni the class of '06 became noted for its egotistical tendencies and, as was noticed by all, they carried their immaturely formed ideas into college. At the beginning of the school year they started in to wipe out the college proper and to make a name for themselves that would be remembered along with Happy Hooligan, the James Boys of Missouri and our 1901 football coach. Naturally they ran amuck with the Sophomores, which class was about half the size of their own, and as all the college can testify they were put down in an ignominious defeat equaled only by that of the faculty at the hands of the Seniors last year. This fight was continued for three days, and at the end of that time the class of 06 was left partially lacking in clothes and entirely devoid of colors. Then as a fitting climax to all this came the disappearance of the Freshmen flag which had floated so gayly and so safely as was thought upon the flag pole of Diversity Hall. This was the blow that killed their ardor. Following this came a most laughable and ridiculous act. committed by them as a last resort. NOTICE-VERY IMPORTANT READ THIS IF YOU CAN READ AT ALL. Be it understood that along with the bright and shining recruit from Beloit came a Beloit annual entitled “Codex, and within this beautifully bound volume was an idea. Taking by addition the coming of the little man, the little book and the little idea, one can easily sum up the origin of that bright and particularly well distributed dream of yellow cheap paper and cheap reel ink which was meant to be a joke on the Sophomores. This has been evidence, and now for facts. That poster put out by the Freshmen was. to all uninformed, an original effort and. as such, would have been admirable, but a few who have known that class and did not have faith in their ability, secretly investigated the matter and found that the excuse for a “sell was copied directly, with no change except in names and places, from the Beloit Codex of last year. It was published by the Sophomore class there and our little innocent bunch of 06 grafters, headed by the aforenamed Beloit recruit, changed the heading and names and grafted the remainder entire. 40 TO YE UNFAIR FAIR Oh Phyllis, famed in many a song, More than your due you’ve had. While many is the lyric wrong To Jack, the gallant lad. For every day he writes of you, And odes you never lack; But, Phyllis, they are very few— Those poems you write to Jack. “Oh, Phyllis’ eyes are soft and brown, And Phyllis’ check is red, And Phyllis' hair comes tumbling down About a queen-like head.’’ Well—Jack has got a handsome face, And if he’s not arrayed. Like Phyl, in satins and in lace. He draws a daring blade! Besides, he wields a goodly pen: Why don’t you pay him back? He rhymes to you, and rhymes again— Why don’t you rhyme to Jack? —Edith J. Bougliton. 4i 42 THE FRESHMAN CLASS OFFICERS President....................... Vice-President................. Secretary....................... Treasurer...................... Students League Representative Class Historian................ Annual Committee............... Colors: .....................Malcolm M. Stuart ......................Robert Drysdale ..........................Alice Barton ........................Earl Hemphill ......................Donald Maxwell ..........................Amy Solomon J Herbert S. Warwick ...............' Walter C. Heckendorf ( Helen Stidoer Cerise and Steel Gray. YELL Ru Rah! Ru Rah! Ru Rah Rix! Nineteen! Nineteen! Nineteen Six!! 43 £ I THE FRESHMAN CLASS. Monroe. Photo THE FRESHMAN CLASS From the very first there seemed to be something peculiar about this year’s Freshman class. The Seniors noted it with a kingly (and queenly) cap-and-gown air. the Juniors with kindly but lofty tolerance, and the Sophs with— well, it must be confessed sooner or later—with inward tremors of apprehension. As I started out to say, there was something peculiar about the Freshman— which there was. decidedly. They entered the school with none of the traditional meekness of the downtrodden Freshman, with none of the would-be smartness of those people who attempt to be fresh: but with a real downright old-fashioned hail-the-conquering-hero-comes air, which they have preserved to the finish, and put on an extra finish at that. The first act of the class was to call a meeting—they seemed to do this by instinct—and have kept it bp ever since. 1 might add here that the meetings are always highly proper and we never use violence—nothing more than mild debating. Then as the school year went on, there was the color scrap, the flag day exercises, the football game, the party, the—but I must lx calm and relate these splendid victories one by one. On registration day we could do little else but wander around the buildings and spot the Sophs, we could do that easily by the wicked gleam in their eyes, which was calculated to make 11s tremble and he afraid. The next day is always supposed to be a rather trying one for the poor little Freshman. but the Sophs in all their added dignity of a second year, had forgotten to reckon with just what class they were dealing, and when the usual color scrap came off on the campus, they lost the first coat of their dignity by an overwhelming defeat. This was the first blow, it didn’t quite kill the Sophs, nothing can down their insolence, but it prostrated them just enough to make them refuse in glowing language our polite invitation to a cane rush. Why they refused to have that cane rush has always been a deep, dark mystery to me. Now I leave it to you. it couldn’t possibly have been because they were afraid of us —could it? And then came that glorious football game. Can we Freshmen ever forget it, the excitement, the fear, and dread of losing, the thrilling game itself, and— but the history of that glorious fight and victory deserves a special mention all by itself. I think it is a matter of history in college life that the Sophs always get the Freshmen's Hag. But you must ever keep in mind that this Freshman class is unlike any other ever beheld on land or sea. Consequently when one night not long after the beginning of school several Freshmen ran their flag up, and when it stayed up all day, the whole college looked on in wonder and admiration. When and how did that fiag disappear? That is a question, which even today is an unsolvablc mystery to the Freshmen, and what is more, it is just as much of a mystery to the Sophs—for even the boldest of them dare not say that they had any hand in its disappearance. But a particularly fine sunset not long afterwards in which there mingled with the other colors, a beautiful gray and just that peculiar shade of red which made up our Hag lias led many to believe that a wandering breeze could not resist the beauty of the 'o6 flag, and so wafted it away to the mountains to help form some of our beautiful sunsets. If that is the case, it shows that the breeze had good taste. Next came the first Freshman party of the year. True to ourselves, we did not attempt to hide the date and so the whole college knew when it was to come off. That night the Sophomores, weary of never getting the better of us. started out prepared to do or die. They laid for the Freshmen who live in the Park, and were preparing to take a bloody revenge, when a few little Preps, who had run away from home, came across the evil-minded Sophs and decorated the telegraph poles with them. Then the little Preps ran home and told their mamas what they had done. Their mamas patted them on the heads and said, “Good little boy, to tie up the naughty Sophs. If it had been anyone else they would have been spanked, for little Preps are not supposed to go out alone at night. A few of the Sophs got loose and came to the party, that is, they came as far as the fence, and hanging over the gate said some Real Saucy Things, but when we came out and gave just one of our class yells, they—well to put it m i 1 d 1 y—they d i sa p{ ea red. Then as a last grand flourish and just to show those Sophs what we could do When we tried a little, we got out our posters. Everyone admits that this was the coup d’etat of the whole college year, and it certainly was, for when was a thing done so quickly, so quietly and so thoroughly. I wish I could have gotten a photograph of the workings of the sleepy Sophomore’s minds, that winter morning, when they looked out upon a bleak city, which to their startled senses seemed to contain nothing but poles and sidewalks posted with flaming red and yellow bills, which proclaimed to all the citizens of Denver the Sophomores' ability to be a whole Barnum’s with no outside help whatever. Of course, the Sophomores were surprised, for their rather ponderous minds cannot conceive of doing a thing so quickly: but after a hasty consultation they decided to leave the posters up. It must be added that this was the one wise act of their lives, for 46 in no other way would the college have known that there was a Sophomore class—and even now in various parts of the city may be seen the Sophomore Circus, for everyone knows that the evil, men do, lives after them. Although throughout this year we have indulged in a wholesome amount of fun, the fun that gives college life snap and go, we have not forgotten for a moment that we are here for a purpose, and though we love our class and feci that '06 is to he the class of the future, we love dear old D. U. more and are ever striving to be worthy of her. '06-6 '05-5 As has been mentioned, (bis game was a glorious victory, especially since the Sophomore class challenged the Freshmen, and when the time came the challengers had to appeal to the other classes for aid in making up their team. This was because the Sophs are so loyal. In the Soph’s line-up we recognize a young man by the look of fear that passes over his face at the thought of having his hair mussed, in other words. Hornbeck, the Senior. Sinton, a Freshman Dent was also seen in the Soph line-up. The Freshmen were opposed not only by the Sophs, but by the pick of the school, who had been called to the Sophs aid. First Half. Twenty minutes— The first thing of interest was when, after several attempts, a Princeton was kicked for the Sophs by their Freshman player. Sinton. The honorable expresident of the Soph class, now finding that he could not get through the Freshman line, tried to open a passage by his customary slugging, but even then Carnes was not able to make any headway against the Freshman guard, Louthan. The first half ended by the Freshmen’s possession of the ball and prospects still bright. Encouraged by the shouts of his classmates Warwick made a brilliant fifty-yard run to a touchdown. Afterwards Light kicked goal. After this, had it not been that Warwick broke his shoulder, another touchdown would have been made for the Freshmen. Then seeing that the Sophs were becoming weary of the slaughter wc were content to remain on the defensive until the close of the game. The score now stands 6 to 5 in favor of the Freshmen. But “lest rcr forget the only score made for the Sophs was by the Freshman Dent. Sinton. 47 It is acknowledged by all, that if the Sophs expect to have a football team next year they will have to practice night and day. Ben Griffith, our most popular coach, has kindly consented to take their team in hand and has suggested the following course of training: 1. All candidates for the team shall l e up at 9 o’clock and nurses will have them dressed, washed and combed in time for breakfast at 10:30. 2. From 10:30 to 11 . 30 they will be allowed to play marbles on the football ground, but each one must be very careful not to overtrain. 3. At 11 .35 they will be allowed to don their broad-brimmed sailor hats, which are tied with colored ribbons which have been carefully picked to match the trimmings on their kilts. 4. Dinner at 12 and they will be allowed to have eight ounces of sterilized milk with small squares of bread therein. The second course will consist of melons and a dish of Force to make them sweet tempered. 5. After dinner they shall take their afternoon siesta and then with their nurses will be allowed to play hide-and-go-seek for an hour. 6. Promptly at 5 130 the lights are put out in order to accustom them to the darkness. The little fellows are then tucked in their cribs by their nurses and left to sweet dreams. RULES. 1. They must not change bibs, bottles or rattles. 2. They must keep their fingers out of their mouths and refrain from making faces at each other. The coach assures them that after carefully following these directions for three years, and from beginning with marbles they will in time be able to handle a football. 4 49 FACULTY DENVER AND GROSS MEDICAL COLLEGE Edmund J. A. Rogers, A.M., M.D.........................................Surgery Thomas H. Hawkins, A.M., L.L.D., M. D.. .Gynecology and Abdominal Surgery Edmund C. Rivers, A.M., M.D......................................Ophthalmology Robert Levy, M.D.........................Laryngology. Rhinology and Otology Henry Sewall, Pli.D., M. D..........................................Physiology William H. Ij)avis, M.D...................Dermatology and Venereal Diseases Charles B. Lyman, M.D.............................Fractures and Dislocations William J. Rothwcll, M.D..............................................Medicine John M. Foster, M.D....................................................Otology Carey K. Fleming, M.D......................Gynecology and Abdominal Surgery Francis H. McNaught, M.D........................................... Obstetrics Leonard Freeman, B.S., A.M., M.D.......................................Surgery Horace G. Wetherill, M.D...................Gynecology and Abdominal Surgery Josiah X. Hall, B.S., M.D.............................................Medicine Charles A. Powers, A.M., M.D...........................................Surgery Charles F. Shollcnbcrger, M.D.......................................Pediatrics Howell T. Pershing, M.Sc., M.D..................Nervous and Mental Diseases Edward C. Hill, M.Sc., M.D. ......................Chemistry and Toxicology Herbert B. Whitney, A.B., M.D.........................................Medicine Horace G. Harvey. A.B.. M.D.......................Fractures and Dislocations Sherman G. Bonney, A.M., M.D..........................................Medicine Moses Kleiner, M.D................................................Therapeutics George B. Packard, M.D....................................Orthopedic Surgery Thomas M. Burns, M.D................................................Obstetrics Walter A. Jayne, M.D.......................Gynecology and Abdominal Surgery Charles B. Van Zant, M.D.......................................... Physiology Carroll E. Edson, A.M., M.D.......................................Therapeutics Melville Black, M.D...............................................Opthalmology Alfred E. R. Seebass, Ph.G.. M.D...........Pharmacology and Materia Medica James M. Blaine, M.D......................Dermatology and Venereal Diseases William C. Mitchell, M.D..........................................Bacteriology David H. Coover, M.D..............................................Opthalmology Samuel B. Childs, A.M., M.D............................................Anatomy James H. Pershing, A.B.................................Medical Jurisprudence John A. Wilder, M.D................................................. Pathology Samuel D. Hopkins, M.D..........................Nervous and Mental Diseases Phillip Hillkowitz, B.S., M.D........................................Pathology William C. Bane. M.D................................Opthalmology and Otology Wilber D. Engle. A.M., Pli.D.........................................Chemistry 51 THE SENIOR MEDICAL STUDENTS. 52 Rotliberger THE SENIOR CLASS CLASS MOTTO To look very wise, to say very little To make an impression ancl be non-committal. CLASS YELL Imtner noch eins. 1 -------------------- OUR GLORIOUS CLASS The senior medics while all of them shine, Will appear more brilliant when put in a rhyme. Rendtorff, the man with the jaw-breaking name, Is noted afar for his stretched out frame. Dillon, the lad who is filled with hot air, Has a monstrous stethoscope his patients to scare. Blickensderfer feels quite at ease. When he has zvvei pretzel und limburger cheese. Xewman the slugger who has been in the ring. Thinks he can lick Jeffrres or any old thing. Brown, our boy with his dirty old pipe, Keeps all the hen medics away out of sight. Preston, the big head, who is a New Yorker, On Gray's anatomy he is a corker. inyard, with his Van Dyke beard, By skillful bowlers he is feared. Schlag, who is of athletic build. Is with his fiddle overskilled. Amdursky, who kicks like a stubborn mule, Also attends the medical school. Shippey is an expert in running a plow, But he has no use for the farm just now. Pike, who is wearing a Xo. seventeen shoe. Has also been selling a book or two. Olmstead in philosophy has reached such fame, '['hat we find it difficult to rhyme his name. Carmody, has a smile on his face so fair, When he gets a girl into his dental chair. Herrick, who spends most of his time in bed, Has hardly a hair on the top of his head. McKelvey of notorious fame. Has lately succeeded in changing her name. Dillingham, with a beard as red as fire, Is considered the most notorious liar. 53 Ilammill, with a patch on the scat of his pants, Is slouchy, as every one sees at a glance. Card, who is an ex-lawyer and teacher, Is also a medic, but will soon be a preacher. Monahan, while on the chair smoking a cigar. Received from Schlag the boxer a most terrific jar. Rothwell was cornered by coppers with clubs, Oh! how they trembled when they saw how he slugs. Calkins, whose hair is still filled with hay, lias apparently come to Denver to stay. Mead, our hen medic, who is deep in the “grind,” Is acknowledged by all of superior mind. Williams, who stands but four feet high. Is considered by all the best judge of rye. Langsford, who thinks that he knows it all. Is but a conglomeration of gall. Drvsdale has become degraded so far, lie s lately undertaken to smoke a cigar. Morrison in a mix up with a man of Power, After a boastful talk began to cower. Cates, who has a “Yaller Kid” expression, Thinks he'll soon be in the medical profession. Noth, the gigadier brindle of the medical corps, Has decided to rush the “growler” no more. Pons who disputes the statements of Black, Is nothing but an optician quack. Nichols, when in school, is mostly asleep. So there is not much of which we can speak. Ammon, the expert on chemical tests. May some day be blown up and put at rest. Porath the Homeo is always in line. So we ll use his name to end up this rhyme. OUR SPECIALISTS Eye Specialist.—Williams, because he knows of a good eye opener. Obstetrician.—Olmstead. because he owns a brand new obstetric bag. Abdominal Surgeon. - Schlag, because he has seen a gallstone the size of a fist. Pediatrician.—Drvsdale, because he is an infant phenomenon. General Surgeon.—Cummings, because he can quote Tupper. Consultant.—Pons, because he always holds a contrary opinion. General Practitioner.—Dillon, because after all he is the best fee-sician. 54 ODE TO THE JUNIORS Have heed ye Juniors, ye riders of ponies! Have heed to the words of a Senior gray. Grind, grind, till the hours of morn are upon you. Prepare ye yourselves for the fray. I Sharpen vour wits on the grindstone of knowledge. They need it—in judgment they're sadly astray Give heed to the words of the gray haired old wise man— That each little dog has his day. QUERIES Why is a doctor like a duck? Because he knows how to quack. What did l)r. Porath say when Willie fell into the well ? He said the boy had “kicked the bucket.” Why is Miss Mead spoken of as a hen? Probably because she is always in the “scratch.” Prof.—What is the similarity between a homeopath and an allopath? inyard.—They both prefer the maximum fee. Shollenberger.—What is the first symptom obtained on injecting the diphtheria toxine into a horse? Monahan.—A-a- I believe a slight hoarseness. Herrick.—I heard that Preston received an elegant alarm clock for a wedding present. Olmstead.—Why! I thought his wife could make him “come to time” without a clock. QUOTATIONS ‘‘Thro’ the forced abnormal quiet Flashed the soul of frantic riot. —Cates. “To him who in the love of nature holds Communion with her visible forms. —Dillingham. “We want but little here below, But want that little strong.—The Hot Air Club. When I ope my lips let no dog bark. —Preston. “In my judgment all men are fools. —Pons. “More wise men than fools are victims to the affection. —Lattgsford. “A solemn youth with sober phiz Who eats his grub and minds his biz. —Drysdale. “It has been my main endeavor Throughout my college course To sport, b’gosh. drink ginger pop, Be tough, you know, and hoarse. —Williams. “Night after night he bleared his eyes with books. —Calkins. “How like a fawning publican he walks. —Dillon. “Xor had he that esthetic turn a hermit ought to sport, For alcohol his soul did yearn, beer, brandy, sherry, port, In short— I le worshipped every sort. —Rendtorff. “I never felt the kiss of love, Xor maiden's hand in mine.”—Cummings. He bowled— He laughed, he cried and danced. And then he laughed no more, For what he thought was ten full pins— Was really only four.—Olmstead. 56 1 JUNIOR MEDICAL STUDENTS. JUNIOR DESCRIPTIONS Blackley, A. T.—In his early youth he foresaw the great advantages the medical profession offered. His parents intended to make a minister of him, but he thought otherwise and is now nearly an M. D. Some day he will make a great discovery—we predict, on the cure of smallpox, which is at present his specialty. Estes, F. E.—After climbing telephone poles and stringing all the wires which now cobweb the city of Denver, and bringing the daily newspapers of the city up to the popularity which they now enjoy, he took up the study of medicine. He is a warrior and has passed through many fights, notably the famous Leadville, Cripple Creek and other campaigns. At various battles he has been riddled with bullets, once losing his entire ascending colon. Lieut. Estes aspires to become an army surgeon. Erkiiu:rc;kk. E. L.—A great man from the Southwest. In the early days of that country he sold music—music that could be read at sight by anyone who never saw music or piano. He is an orator, traveler and musician, playing a jewsharp to perfection. He is the present president of the Juniors and always acts cheerful at the numerous meetings over which he is called upon to preside. Friedman, E.—The first words he said after he was born were: “I want to be a pathologist.” His parents couldn't understand him. but as he grew older they were made to understand what he was driving at. He is now “pretty good” in morbid anatomy and thinks hypnotism is of great value in medicine. Howard, L. Y.—Man of acromegaliac tendencies and smoker of cigars and other forms of smoking material. Resident of the Western slope. Grew by extension and counter extension, so that he could pick-fruit which is indigenous to his country. Hi tciiinsox. W.—Noted as an embryologist, histologist and advocate of antiphlogistine. Likes to shoot jack rabbits, but never hits any. His specialty at present is Chickahominy fever. Mokrismith, A. T.—Cow punching was his favorite pastime when he was voting, and while on the range it occurred to him to study medicine, which he is now doing. Anatomy is his long suit and at the present time he is very much interested in pathology. Hurd, A. G.—There isn't much to record in this case, but on the whole she is one of our best students. When put on committees she does her part well. Mties res Burrs is ON Af ’ty rAR Y hr FAIR $ OCCfl$10tvL . 58 She likes the study of surgery, but is working hard to be a general practitioner because she is afraid of cutting herself with the knife. Rink, J. A.—Specialist on typhoid fever and mumps. He claims he can cut short the course of any febrile disease, especially typhoid. When he isn’t in school he’s some other place doing good to the suffering human race. He recommends “sage tea’’ for coughs. Smith, A. E.—Member of the firm of Smith Smith. “When he was young he left the home of his father.’’ and drifted to the borax fields in Southern California. There he claims to have made a small fortune driving mules. Later in life he decided to be a follower of Galen. Tomlinson, J. E.—His physical signs arc as follows: On inspection we note that.he is very stout, with a large abdomen, developed more in the median line than at the sides and more anterior than posterior. On palpitation: Fluctuating masses of adipose tissue. On percussion: Nothing is heard but the same note, which is uniform all over the body. On auscultation: Over the trachea we hear rough grunting sounds. Diagnosis is easy. Prognosis is good, and we predict that he will last as long as his heart beats. Treatment: Para- centesis abdominalis. Waldron. M. J.—Ward heeler. Expects some day to be able to cure the ailments of his fellow men. He is a connoisseur of good and bad chewing material and has had such vast experience and training in his art that he can tell whether a certain sample of chewing is good or not at a distance of a mile. He wishes to become a surgeon. Fox, E. W.—After extensive traveling in Germany and France, and then spending a couple of years in the University of Penn, he came to Denver and is now with us in the Denver and Gross. He is noted for his great conservatism, and in the few (?) meetings of the Junior class during the present session he has kept us from running wild. He desires to become a dermatologist. Spangelbf.rger, M. A.—The man with a long name, and of Italian origin. lie hails from Louisville, Ky., and is always ready to debate, etc., on any subject which the class might choose. He says he likes the drug business. Wellf.r, M.—lie also conics from Louisville. Ky., and like his friend Spangcl-berger is always ready for debate. His hobhv is raising various forms of whiskers on his face. After trying the various styles he has come to the conclusion that sideburns are the best. Johanson, X. A.—Here is a man from Franz Josef Land. Having been a member of the Woodmen lodges of this country for the past ten years, they arc 59 going to honor him, when lie graduates, with the office of chief surgeon of the whole works. He has lately invented an aspirator, by which he can draw fluid from the pituitary body, for the cure of various diseases. He is going to he physician in ordinary to King Oscar yet, and also. Oepenheim, S. M.—The student with the hunches.” He is going to write a book on “The Value of Hunches.” explaining how they aid one in obtaining a diploma. Parsons, C. G.—Fiddler; is noted for the weird tones lie can produce from the box. Composer of music which is never played by the public. Believes in using large eantharides plasters. 6 x 7 inches. He also writes hot air” for the Clarion. Paul, L. W.—W hen he isn’t in school he is traveling. Last year lie took a trip to Europe, visited Smecderburg’s clinic, drifted to Cairo, then to Stockholm, then down to London, had an audience with the king, contracted gout, and becoming weak and discouraged returned home. Sen ffer, F.. G.—Yellow hair, blue eyes, soft and gentle like the wind from Long’s peak. 11 is voice is also soft and mild, so much so that the professors have to move down and sit by him during his recitations, so as to catch the soft words, which by the way would move an Egyptian idol, not to speak alxmt our clerk. Van Dkr Shoxx, G. E.—Everybody makes fun of this gentleman’s moustache, but it isn’t right, because it is O. K. The capillary substance is a little too short, and reminds one of a new mown wheat field. The color is hard to describe, but the nearest description is a jaundiced appearance as if it were partly composed of bile. Tinges. F.—Of his individual make-up, and adjustment of same, and his earnest effort to become a practitioner, we can say nothing, but if we could reduce his central facial protuberance, and induce him to arrange his hair in a more artistic manner, he certainly would take better with the female element of his future work. Scholz, S. B.—Lieutenant of Fifty-first Iowa Infantry. Is noted for the number of pills he can swallow at once. If you size up his stature you would think that he had grown with the aid of a Buck’s extension. He always goes to his room via the window, second story of his rooming house. Charles, R. L.—Certainly this is our diplomat. He never tells what he knows, or what he thinks. He always asks do you know.” or “do you think”: some do I know, some don’t I think. lie intends to become a chiropodist. Dunke, C. L. She is the beloved one of everybody, but she stubl ornly declares that she shall never get married. Her word is not doubted, but we are afraid that some outside freak will come and steal her from us, and wouldn’t that be cutting? Dunk el, R. C.—He is regarded by all as a model medical student. He is a 60 therapeutist of sonic renown, having received the scales last year, and we think he will scale it this year. He expects to follow in the footsteps of the great Lorenz. Hearne, C. A.— Our brave little boy from the Philippine, In the shade of the palms no more. With little cross-eyed Clung l ung Lin Hong Fong, boo-hoo, she cries o’er and o’er. It was a bad trip for our soldier boy; malaria got hold of him. and during lectures even now, a plasmodium occasionally walks about on the floor. McKeowx, E. E.—Here is the pet of the family, and besides that he is a handsome child, but like a naughty boy, ran away from home and went to Rush, in Chicago, but after being there a little while he decided that home was better and is now with us and we all feel better. JoslVn, S. A.—Another handsome boy of the class! You may not think so when you see him. but we have absolute proof that he is. for in his Sophomore year he was held by the rest of the class, on the demand of a certain dear one. and an anastomosis of lips took place. Josh has been smiling ever since. His First Patient. 61 WHEN PHYLLIS GOES TO CHURCH ON SUNDAY NIGHT When Phyllis goes to church on Sunday night, I feel a sudden mood A longing to be good; A spell of piety Comes stealing over me On Sunday night. When Phyllis goes to church on Sunday night. Her eyes cast down demurely, 1 feel then very surely 1 must repent my sin. So I, too, wander in On Sunday night. When Phyllis goes to church on Sunday night, She bends her head in prayer, Her neck’s so white and fair I am not always clear About the words I hear On Sunday night. When Phyllis goes to church on Sunday night, I make a mighty vow: “If she’ll but hear me now, If she will be my wife I'll go, too, all my life On Sunday night.’ —Edith Jean Boughton. 62 THE SOPHOMORE MEDICAL STUDENTS. Nasi, l’holo THE TRIALS AND TRIUMPHS OFTHE PRESENT SOPHOMORE MEDICS WHEN FIRST THEY ENTERED D. U. From farm and office, college and shop, we came gathering at the beginning of the Fall semester. 1901. Our faces were resolutely set toward that great goal—knowledge. But we ever bore a cheerful smile upon our countenances. It was soon, however, brought to our attention that we were not the only inhabitants of the Halls of the Haish! YVe found a herd of asses called ‘‘Seniors” that made themselves most obnoxious. And moreover we discovered a circle of Superior Beings, kind and gentle and very brainy, who were known to the initiated as “Juniors. The conceited prigs called Seniors spoke strange prophecies to us, saying that we should flunk and lx plucked and turned down, which things we understood not. and moreover they let loose upon us a pack of mongrel curs known as Sophomores.—and verily the literal translation of their name was far too good for them; they snapped at our heels persistently and had to be kicked out. But amid all adversities we held our heads proudly anti soon came to realize that we must pass up our Lady Friends and burn the Midnight Oil instead. This resulted in a rapid increase of wisdom, as the following questions and answers will prove: Prof.—Where is the linca alba attached? Mudd.—To the tip of the coccyx. (Wallace goes into convulsions, followed by rest of class.) Dr. Sewall.—Does the fibrin exist in solution in the blood? Craft.—Yes. sir.- Dr. Sewall.—Hm—I didn’t know you were so old—they quit believing that a hundred years ago. Prof.—Where is the transversus perinei inserted? Student—In the central tendon of the diaphragm. Dr. Dean.—What is the patella? Porter.—Well, let’s see, it’s this ere little thing stuck onto the knee, that you can shove around with your finger. Feeling that such knowledge was capable of selecting its own teachers, we petitioned the faculty to remove from among 11s one of their number who did not meet with the entire approval of the class. Now, as it fell out. this was a very unwise thing, for some of the class nearh became angry over the matter, and the faculty commenced to look up our records, and we were finally informed by the powers that were that we had to shut up and play ball or else be put outside the Fence. Fearing.the Paternal Ancestor, we shut up and played ball. (But the disapproved professor resigned.) 64 And soon thereafter we beheld ahead of us a sign whereon we read the words: “Final Examinations. The class fainted at the dread sight, but were revived by the Juniors ; and finally surmounted that great obstacle. Then we had the exquisite pleasure of witnessing the ignominious departure of the Seniors from the halls they had so long disgraced, and we breathed a silent prayer for their unhappy victims. THE “SUFFERMORES” The “naughty fives began as a beautiful bunch of ignorance in the Gross Medical College, situated on the corner of West ioth Avenue and South Water Street. This institution at first glance looked like a Spanish block house or reminded you of a huge dry goods box set on a dump. But appearances don't count for much after all. It was what Gross really was as a college, not what it looked like. Xo one who ever went there will forget its secretary's office: the big stove in the hall; the clock we used to set ahead: the unlimited 'phone: the janitor. Karl, and the cow bell he used to ring for classes: the dinky clinic rooms and the clinical patients! Who ever could forget the “rough houses in the hall: the matched games of “horseshoes : the hand ball court (such a court!) where we used to play hand ball until we were too tired to go to classes? or the dousings that were poured on the players from the dissecting room above? The Freshmen of course were the center of attraction. What a brilliant gathering they were! They all started out bravely to win the title of Doctor in earnest (same title l eing applied to them in “sourcasm by the Sophs). But alas! As soon as they heard of proximate principles without end : of the chemical formula for a grain of sand: of specific gravity: of the dangers of lead poisoning from eating lead pencils; of the terrible “Xext! What do you know about it? many pedal extremities became frigid and tl;eir owners took them away to a warmer clime or to scenes of less strenuousity. I think a bunch of Fresbies is as verdant as a bed of spinach and we were no exception. But how we could do things! Ask the ’04’s if they remember the day we rushed them out of the lecture room! And while deigning to speak of them, ask them if they remember the flag episode! How foolish they were to put a flag up! They might have known “we would get it down. We did and one of 11s still treasures it as a memento of a glorious Freshman victory. Free rides were in vogue then and our former president doubtless remembers his. He was lured to the phone by a fair 04 damsel, there set upon by a gang, bound hand and foot, gagged and paraded around the streets as a specimen of a Freshman medic. Those days have gone but we never will forget them. Those times, the scholars, the professors and the school made Gross a place never to be forgotten. 65 A MEMORANDUM FOR SOPHOMORES NAME AOC CHARACTERISTICS LOOKS LIKK FAVORITE STUDY FAVORITE AMUSEMENT LIABILITY TO DISEASE FUTURE SPECIALTY A. Aberg 17 mos. Decidedly blond Gustavus Adolphus Girls in Conservatory of music Flirting with the preceding Rickets Massageur I'. Allen Old enough to vote Color blind . Caesar Hasn't any St. Luke’s Hospital Any old thing Osteopath A. S. linker o yrs. 7 mos. Sarcastic Pharaoh The reaction of Seidlitz powders Hutting in Pernicious anemia Dissecting oleo” Mrs. Harney Sweet 16 Amorphous E. R. M., M. D. The theory of the adrenak Rising at 5 a. m. Perfectly normal Missionary to Gcrspach avc. K. V. Bart her 55 Impecunious Emperor William Reading theses Dissecting Rubeola Captain in Salvation Army Mrs. Buchannn Hasn't her second teeth vet Skate Modjeska Dr. Child's lectures Collecting fees for notes Scrivener’s palsy Sophomore Stenographer S. Craft 11 is folks won’t tell Always busted Swindt Organ of Corti Playing on the same organ A rtcrio-Sclerosis How to make hair grow on bald heads J. 1). Crisp 7 Wisdom Fatty Felix Physiological Lab. Pithing frogs Authorship Veterinary MiM Hoag ? Inquisitiveness Digging Francis Willard Montclair prairie dogs Eating bananas Fatty infiltration T. B’s. Miss Kobey About is jolly Amorous Anna Held Hasn't any Nait Heart disease Lectures 011 Vegetable Diet G. II. Lee Stage of the blast ula Ttlunette An Attache Indian Everything Asking silly questions Obesity Dengue 1. C. Micrlcy 6 mos. Slow and easy Two hits in the distance Nothing His landlady Insomnia Farming K. F. Milligan 40 St uhl� orn as a mule Henry Clay Theses At home Hothrio Ccphalus Latus Con-doctor A MEMORANDUM FOR SOPHOMORES-CONTINUED NAME AQE CHARACTERISTICS LOOK LIKE FAVORITE STUDY FAVORITE AMUSEMENT LIAMILTIY TO OISEASE FUTURE SPECIALTY G. I.. Monson StilJ a kid Good n at ured Kitasato Sunday school lesson Youngstrom Chorea Tending a hot air furnace W. G. Mudd Old enough Plugging l.i Hung Chang Embryology Studying Albuminpria Cmu-r partial E. C. Nast 7tli wk. Affectionate A Mormon ltisho|i Menus Dancing It. of Matrimony Intussusception 1). 1 . Richards 36 Aphasia Numa Pompilius Materia mcdica Going to 1). G. M. Exhaustion How to get patients I!. C. Smiley Going to Ik a kid all his life Never let yourself get worried, etc. A dog in the face Everything Sleeping Perfectly normal The Lord only knows V. Thompson Swapping Daniel Webster Embryology Olwt etrics Inertia Leprosy T. A. Triplett 3 Suavity Garibaldi Free lunch The ladies Auto- intoxication Triplets G. C. Wallace Still in his teens Swelling A Comedian Stage anatomy Mathematics Hydro- ccphalous Selling patent medicines I- J. Weldon 49 Nerve Romeo Optics RlufTing Calcification Oculist A. I.. Williams lie won’t tell Military Hobson 0 Nervous anatomy Tending the baby Epithelioma Pediatrics II. I.. Williams 16 Pluggcr Abraham Lincoln Chemistry Working out formulas Ossification Ice man G. 1). Youngs!rom � iVt Nervousness lie’s worn out Matrimony Going to Golden Rickets Ragtime ► FACULTY DENVER UNIVERSITY COLLEGE OF LAW Lucius YV. lloyt. A.M.. L.L.B., Dean.................................. Sales of Personal Property: Negotiable Paper: Mining Law: Corporations. Charles J. Hughes. Jr.. A.M.........................Lecturer on Mining Law George C. Manly, A.M., L.L.B.........Elementary Law: Torts: Quasi Contracts William P. Hillhousc. L.L.B..............................Equity Jurisprudence Tvson S. Dines. A.M...................................................Evidence Benjamin E. Woodward, L.L.B.......................................Insurance John • H. Denison, A.B................................................Pleading L. Ward Bannister, A.B., L.L.B................Water Rights and Irrigation Law John R. Neal, A.M., L.L.B., Ph.D...................................... Carriers: Roman Law: International Law: Comparative Jurisprudence: Constitutional Law. William Y. Hodges, L.L.B.................Wills and Administration; Partnership George P. Costigan. Jr., A.M.. L.L.B.............................Real Property Samuel H. Thompson, Jr., A.B.........................................Contracts Frederick R. Wright, A.B., L.L.B............Criminal Law; Domestic Relations 69 THE DENVER LAW SCHOOL In 1890 and 1891 a course of lectures in law was given by leading members of the Denver bar, and the attendance was so large and interest so great that it was seen immediately that Denver should have a law school. As a result. Chancellor McDowell, of Denver University, Lucius YY. Hoyt and E. E. Whitted, held a conference and determined to establish a law department in connection with Denver University and in October. 1892. the Denver Law ’School was open for business with a large attendance. From the day of its foundation the school has maintained a high standard, and those at its head are pushing it forward with the hope of seeing it. in the near future, acknowledged the equal of any school of its kind in the country. At present the outlook is battering indeed. Though the school is still very young, yet its graduates are already taking their place among the leading legal lights of the state. It is very favorably situated, being in the greatest city of the West. It has a library equipped with all the state reports. English reports. Reporter system, statutes and text-books, and the students have the use of the Supreme Court library, a law library complete in every detail. The Federal Court. Supreme Court of the state. District Courts and all the lesser courts are within a few blocks of the school, and here the student can see the practical application of the law. Throughout the United States there has been, for the past few years, a general tendency towards raising the standard of the requirements for admission to the bar. Where the standard has been raised the law school has taken the place of the office as a place of preparation for the practice of law. It takes a student with a very exceptional mind to take up the study of law in an office and work out the complex and intricate problems so as to be able to pass the rigid examination given by the bar examiners. But in a law school all the difficult and puzzling points are debated, threshed out and thoroughly explained to a student: a thing impossible in a busy law office. In 1898 the requirements for admission to the Colorado bar were raised. Prior to this time the rules were very lax and many incompetent men were admitted to the profession “while the bars were down. but at present the requirements in Colorado are as stringent as those of any other state in the Union. About this time Denver Law School established a three-year course, being one of twelve schools out of the seventy-three law schools of the country having a three-year course. It is interesting to notice the comparative standing of our school in the examinations given by the State Board of Bar Examiners since that time. In June. 1902. there were 34 applicants. 9 of them graduates of our school. When the reports were received it was found that all nine of our men were among the first twelve, including first place. O GEORGE LEWIS, APPELLANT, VS. THE STATE OF KANSAS, APPELLEE i 19 KANS. 260 APPEAL PROM ATCHISON COUNTY. SYLLABUS. Law—paw—guilt—wilt. When upon thy frame the law—places its majestic paw—though in innocence or guilt—thou art then required to wilt. STATEMENT OK CASE. This defendant while at large. W as arrested on a charge Of burglarious intent. And direct to jail he went. Blit he somehow felt misused. And through the prison walls he oozed. And in some unheard of shape He effected his escape. Mark you, now. Again the law On defendant placed its paw. Like a hand of iron mail. And resockcd him into jail— Which said jail, while so corralcd. He by sockage-tenure held. Then the court met, and they tried Lewis up and down each side. On the good old-fashioned plan: But the jury cleared the man. Now you think that this strange case Ends at just about this place. Nay, not so. Again the law On defendant placed its paw— This time takes him round the cape For effecting an escape, lie. unable to give hail Goes reluctantly to jail. 7l Lewis, tried for this last act, Makes a special plea of fact. ‘‘Wrongly did the)' me arrest, “As my trial did attest. “And while rightfully at large, “Taken on a wrongful charge, “I took back from them what they “From me wrongly took away.” When this special plea was heard. Thereupon The State demurred. The defendant then was pained When the court was heard to say In a cold impassive way— “The demurrer is sustained. Back to jail did Lewis go. But as liberty was dear. He appealed and now is here To reverse the judge below. The opinion will contain All the statements that remain. ARGUMENT AND BRIEF OF APPELLANT. As a matter, sir. of fact. Who was injured by our act. Any property, or man ?— Point it out. sir, if you can. Can you seize us when at large On a baseless, trumped-up charge; And if we escape then say It is crime to get away— When we rightfully regained What was wrongfully obtained? Please-the-eourt-sir, what is crime? What is right and what is wrong? Is our freedom but a song— Or the subject of a rhyme? ARGUMENT AND BRIEF OF APPELLEE. When the State, that is to say, Wc take liberty away— When the padlock and the hasp Leaves one helpless in our grasp, It’s unlawful then that he Even dreams of liberty— Wicked dreams that may in time Grow and ripen into crime— Crime of dark and damning shape; Then, if he perchance escape. Evermore remorse will roll O'er his shattered, sin-sick soul. Please-the-court-sir, how can we Manage people that get free? REPLY OK APPELLANT Please-the-court-sir, if it's sin. Where does turpitude begin? OPINION OF THE COURT. Per Curiam : We—don't—make—law. We are bound To interpret it as iound. The defendant broke away; When arrested he should stay. This appeal can't be maintained, For the record does not show Error in the court below. And we nothing can infer, Let the judgment be sustained— All the justices concur. (Note—by Reporter) Of the sheriff—rise and sing, “Glory to our earthly king.'’ 73 —E. F. IV. THE UBIQUITOUS YOUNG LAWYER People tolerate him as a sort of necessan evil. He is to be exterminated if possible; if that be impracticable then his existence is condoned in the forlorn hope that by some intervention of a benign providence the future may bring forth something which will militate as an excuse for his past. The average young lawyer goes forth from the law school penniless, perhaps indebted for his education. His capital consists of pride, courage, hope and ambition. 'o one tempers any wind to his shorn condition. He is legitimate prey for all; no joke is too rough to be told at his expense—no criticism too harsh to be passed upon him—no hardship so great as to make him deserving of sympathy. The world is against him: if he can conquer it. then well and good.— if not then the maxim “volenti non fit injuria” applies in all its majesty. During the long, weary months, perhaps years, of the “starvation period” he faithfully cons his Blackstone and Somebody on Torts, waiting with patience worthy of Job for the clients, who, perchance, never come. If. however, an unwary victim wanders into his cheerless den. the young barrister’s brain begins to seethe with knowledge, while blinding visions of fame float in glittering array before his eager eyes. On the way to the court room, laden with books, the village wit stops him and pointing to the books, says: “I thought you had all that in your head.” to which comes the solemn reply, “I have: these are for the court.” In court the judge looks upon him much as he would look upon a prisoner at the bar. There is no presumption to be indulged here of innocence until proven guilty. Quite the reverse. The older men of the profession look upon him as a sort of masculine joke, brought in to relieve the ordinary solemnity of court life. They concoct all sorts of ordeals to put him through, forgetful of the not far distant period when they stood in the place which he now occupies. He rises to address the jury, who watch him with the same curiosity with which they watched the monkeys in the last circus. He begins his speech; perhaps flounders for awhile through an intricate maze of facts and obscure statements of law and finally sinks into his seat crushed by a sense of failure. Or perhaps in his brief talk ( for it must be brief—the court is impatient) he pours forth the pent-up forces of years in one desperate effort to wring success from an unsympathetic world. Were there but one close observer present, under the passionate words, in the tones, the looks, the gestures, he would see stand out in vivid colors the trials, the weary years of study, the hopes, fears and ambitions of his whole young life. But there is none such here. The judge yawns his impatience; the older lawyers grin in “I told you so” fashion at some innocent misstatement of law, while the jury perform their duty in the immemorial Rip Van Winkle style. It is over. 74 His maiden speech, perhaps the most genuinely eloquent and heartfelt he will ever utter, has been “wasted on the desert air.' The usual time-honored jokes are cracked by the loafers and he goes back to his den. In after years, when experience has ripened his judgment and hardened his heart, when time has crowned his temples with silver, he possibly will stand before the highest courts, who will hang eagerly upon his every word—but these will be only words of reason,— told as steel, lacking the warmth and life of this first effort. His lot is hard enough—why make it harder? Pity he does not ask, favors he seeks not, but a fair field he must have. Even as he grasps the hard-won diploma there is. perchance, lurking beneath his disheveled locks the seeds of legal lore which may be fostered and developed by proi er culture into trees which will bear the ripest fruits of wisdom. He brings young life, new ideas and new strength into the profession. He may be the iconoclast who will break the idols of the past; he may be instrumental in casting out of the law the worn out maxims and precedents unsuited to his times. Perhaps he will learn and imparl to others the lesson that verbosity without force is of no avail; that judges are no longer deemed wise because their opinions are lengthy, nor mysterious because obscure. There is much work to be done; there are many things to be changed; evils in the law to be eliminated, good to be developed. Some lawyer, who is now or will hereafter be, young in his profession must do these things. In each and every one there is the possibility of entertaining the angel unawares. If he does anything and does it well the profession and the world will be better for his having lived. If the opportunity does not come to him, or if it comes and he fails, then the work is only delayed for a time and as to the world it is “damnum absque injuria.” SHOES IN ACTION He had gotten as far as the oral bar exam, but expected to get no farther. He sat trembling, waiting for his turn to come, while the examiner asked the other fellows question after question that he couldn’t answer. At last he heard his own name. “Mr. Blank, said a judge of appeals, “suppose you had failed to get your dog licensed and the dog collector came into your house after him against your will—would you have a chose in action? The text-books had never said anything about it. P� ut he made a strenuous effort. ‘Td have my shoes in action pretty quick sir! he replied. He got through. 75 ASSAULT WITH INTENT TO KILL Stanley to bat! And a stillness of death OVrspread the bleachers. Not a breath Disturbed the pregnant hush— The sun shone warm; the wind had died, And on the distant mountain side. Like a spring-donned mantle of nature lay The soft blue haze that speaks the perfect day When Stanley went to bat. Swift flew the ball from the pitcher’s hand; Fierce swung the stick at the batter’s stand Like a bolt of Jove's lightning. Shades of Samson, and of Hercules! In this modern Demosthenes Thou art outdone. To thy fame long sung. Farewell. Of thy greatness the knell was rung When Stanley went to bat. With low dropped jaw and starting eye The bleachers gazed. Xor could a cry Suppress at the havoc wrought. Gaping wounds in the springtime air. And ragged rents their frozen stare Encountered. Strewn on the field far and near Were countless fragments of bruised atmosphere When Stanley went to bat. Again sped the ball on its fateful course. Again swung the bat with that mighty force On naught but air expended. Vet again; and the fast cooling air Once more was heated to a blinding glare E’er it rested. And the lifeless trees Stirred and roused in the heat-laden breeze When Stanley went to bat. “Strike three!” ’Twas the umpire's gruff command, And. as with outstretched, impatient hand He waved aside the batter. A look of sadness, a mild surprise. Mounted to the batter’s tear-dimmed eyes. And they heard him murmur in breaking voice: “ ’Twas truly Orator. Statesman. Martyr!' When Stanley went to bat. —A Discipline of Black stone. “6 SESSION LAWS OF 1903 Passed by the dean on the morning; of the first day of school after the Christmas vacation. I. Xo game of cards, dice, matching money, betting or gaming of any kind, cither for money, marbles or chalk shall he permitted at the Law School. Faculty vs. Pmrdell, 23 I-aw School Reports. 1. I Faculty vs. Roberts, 23 Law School Reports, 4. -2. Xo rough house, fight, scuffle, or combat of any form whatsoever shall take place in the Law School library. Faculty vs. Carnine, 23 Law School Reports. 18. Declared unconstitutional in Faculty vs. Griffith et al. 23 Law School Reports. 20. 3. Xo text-book, refjort. or other law l ook belonging to the library shall be thrown more than twenty-five (25) feet, or any other hook not mentioned above shall be thrown more than fifty (50) feet in the law school building or within one mile thereof. Faculty vs. Carnine, 23 Law School Reports, 30. 4. All water of this school is dedicated to the students thereof and is subject to their appropriation for any beneficial use. Beneficial use under this section shall mean the dousing of any student who may happen to be in the vicinity. Rurdell vs. Holt. 23 Law School Rcj orts, 36. LAW SCHOOL ORGANIZATION U. M. Simon........ O. G. Jones....... J. V. Shaw......... P. D. Rurdell. George Dietz, R. M. Holt. F. S. Titsworth. Police Magistrate.,. Justice of the Peace Attorney (ieneral... Bailiffs............ Gas Plant........... FIRE AMD POLICE HOARD. J. W. Stephenson. ALDERMEN. T. Lillard. R. Griffith. SUPERVISORS. C. C. Stanley. 77 ............Mayor .......T reasurer .............Clerk M. M.Roberts. A. Lee. A. T. Browns. X. Z. Truesdell .. .C. F. Carnine ....W. E. Foley ____X. G. Bassett J. Washburn G. W. Bradfield R. R. Rose F. B. Myers CALENDAR OF THE DENVER LAW SCHOOL J 9 0 2-3 Sept. 8 and 9.- -Examinations for admission. F'lannigan takes part of his oral elementary law exam in an afternoon, and characterizes Prof. Manly as peckv.” Sept. 10.—School year begins. Prof. Caustic Potash conducts a clinic on his Freshman subjects. Dean Hoyt calls the roll of the second and third year classes. Among the missing are Guerrieri, Prof. U. Woodward and l’Entant. But the ever present Rose. Stanley. Deardorf and Simons answered here” in high spirits. Among the new faces we noticed X. I. Barrett. Honest Abe, ct alii. Sept. 15.—This was variety day. Denver Law School possesses plenty of striking contrasts. There is Simons, whose length is 5 ft., wt. too lbs.—The smallest man in the university. Xota bene—Jt is a superabundance of brains on such small shoulders that renders him groggy” at times. Then there is Foley, the judge, whose height is 6 ft. 2 in., wt. 230 lbs.—the largest man in the university. He has Munchausen beat by a mile. We also possess the Bohemian Cox, and the Methodistic Deardorf, the Foxy Quiller Carninc and the Dogberry Washburn, the cynical Gains and the optimistic Browns, et cetera. Sept. 18.—Prof Billy” Hillhouse appears on the scene. The professor was seen to wipe his glasses with a silk cloth on which were worked the letters “G. v. H.,” which we all afterwards find out to mean Grizwold v. Hagard. He impresses the Seniors not a little; his height, his sardonic smile (?), his whistle without a whistle, his fond way of looking out at you over his glasses, and last but not least his admirable way of telling you that as a blockhead you are inconi-, parable, can not be equalled. Oct. 15.—The Law School is further adorned by Lillard and Kilgore of Illinois Wesleyan, Holt of Columbia, Huggins, and a picture of last year’s Senior class. This picture received honorable mention and was hung in the art gallery, where it was enjoyed by all who enjoy art foi art’s sake. Oct. 24.—For the university football squad, the law school furnishes the following: Lee, Stevenson, Roberts, Jones and Lillard. Oct. 31.—Prof. Costigan gives a Blackstone real property exam. Myers vows to make the Prof, take to the high timber, but as the curtain goes down Myers is seen to descend the stairs as if he were going to make a visit to the place Dante writes about. Xov. 4. Gaius Truesdell flits into equity class and attempts to answer a question. He is told by William of the mustachios that he is all wrong. But Gaius comes back oti Billy by showing that his answer is taken from notes 78 which had been given by the professor himself to a former class. The professor subsides and Gains triumphantly proceeds to a little lunch of hot bird and a cold bottle. Xov. 17. Another Benedict marries Browns sends around the cigars. Xov. 18.—“Why Smith left home” occurs to everyone's mind, and it soon appears that Smith for the sake of his good name could not let any Browns get ahead of him. and marries too. Dec.—The melancholy days have come for the Juniors and Seniors. The tirst final of J.he year in negotiable instruments looms up on the horizon black and threatening, and over and above it all one can faintly discern a bright and shining spot which but serves to remind one of the crowning glory of our beloved dean. The Freshmen are counted down and out in an elementary law exam and are really in a deplorable plight. Jan. 15.—On reassembling after vacation the bills and notes exam hits the law school like the bubonic plague, and only the dean looks cheerful, and even his affability is that kind that always attends a “rubbing it in” process. Jan. 21.—The course in wills and administrations begins. Prof. Hodges lays down a working rule that he who reads not a case may not expatiate upon it. Jan. 30.—Dr. Xeal discovers that either he has an unusually brilliant class in Roman law or else he must give ridiculously easy exams. It is hoped that the Dr. may see his way clear to give the class the benefit of the doubt. Feb. 3.—'fhe exam in irrigation law proved to be another deluge. Some who got on board the ark were “butted” off for answering the first question the way they did. But Bre’r Bannister almost got a drenching himself for his ideas as to whether a water right passed with a deed. Carnine and Deardorf manipulated the hose quite successfully at first in this instance, but were forced to seek shelter when the error of their ways was shown to them in the other nine questions. Feb. 6.—Local oratorical contest of the university. Our own Stanley carries oft second honors. This was a great night for the Irish; we were all there and howled for Charlie; then Charlie howled back for about fifteen minutes, and you bet your life we were all proud of him. Feb. 10.—Mr. right, star man of the 1902 class and first in the Colorado bar examinations in 1902 takes charge of the Freshman class in domestic relations. Quaere: Who should profit most in that subject, the class or their instructor? Feb. 11.—Real property exam for Freshmen. “The answer to the seventh question read as follows:—“11a! Ha! Chat raises an interesting question. What do von think about it ?” Feb. 20.—State Intercollegiate Oratorical contest. Stanley is second. Hurrah for the law school! March 3.—Rough house in the library. Aftermath—lost by Washburn, a plugged ten cent piece; Smith, a dinner short; Berdel. one roll Battle Ax: Lord Bobs, one sweet brown smile: Jones, buttons. Gained. Stover, one black eye. March 14.—Baseball. College of Liberal Arts. 20: Laws, 10. 79 8o FACULTY COLORADO COLLEGE OF DENTAL SURGERY William T. Chambers, D.D.S.................................Operative Dentistry Arthur C. Watson, M.D.......................................Clinical Dentistry Hyram A. Fynn. D.D.S................Regional Anatomy and Dental Histology J. F. Morning, M.D....................................................Pathology J. Stewart Jackson, D.D.S................Prosthetic Dentistry and Anaesthesia Manfred S. Fraser, D.D.S......................................Dental Medicine T. Edward Carmody, D.D.S., D.D.Sc.................Histology and Bacteriology Albert H. Kctcham. D.D.S...................................Crowns and Bridges A. L. Whitney. D.D.S..........................................Dental Pathology Leonard Freeman. M.D............................................Oral Surgery H. W. McLaughlin. M.D......................Materia Medica and Therapeutics Charles B. Van Zant, M.D.............................................Physiology Edward C. Hill. M.D..................................Chemistry and Metallurgy E. F. Dean, M.D........................................................Anatomy F. L. Smith, D.D.S.................................................Orthodontia J. K. Swindt, M.D....................... Histology, Bacteriology. Pathology H. D. Ingersoll...........................................Dental Jurisprudence Howell T. Pershing. M.Sc.. M.D............Neuralgia and Syphilis in the Mouth M. (i. Snyder, D.D.S.................................Demonstrator of Technics 11. T. Chinn, D.D.S...........................Demonstrator in the Laboratory W. L. Roberts, D.D.S.......................Demonstrator in Charge of Infirmary 81 MR. DOOLEY ON DENTISTRY “Well. Hennessey. said Mr. Dooley, as his friend came in with a sullen look on his face, “an’ did ye get Clancy to pull that had tooth out for ye?” “Oi did,” replied Hennessey, ominously. “Did yc take anything?” queried Mr. Dooley, sympathetically. “Oi tuk a handful av the divil’s whiskers,” viciously returned Hennessey. “We had a terrible toime. Clancy tuk a grip onto the tooth. Xow,’ said he, ‘put yer trust in God and yer tongue on the other side av yer face,’ but just thin his drawers slipped off— “Faix ye must have had a terrible time.” interrupted Mr. Dooley. “—an’ be the toime I got me head out av the slidin’ spittoon an' me fut out av Clancy's eye, me timper was gone an' so were the Doc’s whiskers. Bad cess to dintists anyway. “Shure ye acted loike a clioild,” reproved Mr. Dooley. “ Tis a great thrade. an’ if I had a son I’d make ayther a dintist or a plumber out av him: there's little difference whin all's said an' done. Luk at Clancy that ye have just been to: Ink at the house lie’s built on the groans av widows an’ orphans, old men an’ strugglin’ women. Clancy has joined the dintal trust—” “Have they a trust too?” asked Hennessey. “They have: they call it the teething-ring; an’ Clancy is gettin’ rich fast. Arrah, whin 1 think av how things were whin I was a bye. There was Donahue, the blacksmith, whose shop was three dures from us in Wexford: lie spint his toime draggin’ fangs, horse-shoein’ and barberin’, all wid aquil skill. An' thin there’s Doc Conners; shure an able man. but Clancy turns up his stump av a nose at him because lie’s not a college man. Be Hivins. Doc was pullin’ teeth whin Clancy was goin’ around catchin’ the snuffles in his little buggy: but that counts for nothin’ nowadays. Doc learned his thrade in a practical way, too: whin he was young he misbehaved himself and was sint up for foive years an’ learned«dint-ing in jail, an’ a roight good dintist he is. An’ ye can always depind on Doc tellin’ ye the truth. I mind me how one day a man came in an' asked Doc if he did transplantin’. ‘I did onct sez Doc. ‘but it didn’t take: ole Mike Fahey had a tooth that was achin’, and he wanted it [Hilled, an’ T pulled the wrong tooth. I tried to put her back but ole Mike hollered an’ cut up so. I thought I’d try an’ transplant it. I cut off the snags and fastened it onto Mike’s plate of false teeth, but the first toime ole Mike bit on a bone the tooth swung around on the rivet an’ bit a hole right in the top of ole Mike’s mouth; since thin I've stopped transplantin'.’ Ye can always depind on Doc; but he couldn’t tell ye how many l)ones ye had or whether the Anterior Antrum was a part av the Solar System or not; that’s not in his line. There’s another thing I like about Doc: he doesn’t gag 82 ye wid a rubber towel an' thin begin to talk on the tariff to ye; that’s not givin’ a man a fair show. Xo. under Doc’s treatment all ye have to do is to spit an’ contliradict if ye don’t like his views.” “Well,” said Hennessey spitefully, with his wrongs still heavy upon him, “I wonder if Clancy has got all thim littel darning needles an’ things picked up yet. Shu re the room looked loikc an explosion in a pin factory whin I got through.” “Tut man. soothingly rejoined his friend, “ye have today learned a lesson which all people must learn ; ye never knew how attached ye were to yez teeth until some one tried to take thim away from ye.”— . . after F. Dunne. Home Dentistry. 83 84 President........... Vice-President..... Secretary-Treasurer THE SENIOR CLASS . W. M. Fisher, Jr. ....A. T. Arthur Edwin. W. Heik:,e I ANNUAL COMMITTEE Mallory Catlett William D. Flory Frederick P. Hall yell e drill 'em, we gouge 'em, we fret ’em! And if they should yell, why we let ’em!! A PROPHECY Dedicated to the Class of 1903. Dental Department. Denver University, by the Knocker. The dental class of nineteen three, Is one of worth as you shall see: ConifX)sed of twenty students who Will make their mark before they’re through. Among the names that follow here— I trust to make myself quite clear— Are some, that in the years to come. Will gain man's noblest praise: “Well done.” As through a phantom mist 1 gaze. And follow them upon their ways Into a future crowned with bliss. The picture that I see is this: A Doctor Aber. now grown fat. Is holding on his spacious lap A chubby babe, while on the floor I11 gladsome play are seen two more. Arthur next comes before my eyes— The ladies praise him to the skies 85 And talk of his distinguished air— Poor “Baldy —he has lost his hair. There's one on whom my eyes now rest. And note how Fortune’s hand has blest; For Catlett's stomach's full of meat, And Catlett's shoes are full of feet. Chamberlain, of bridge work tame. Has invented one that bears his name; He says it is a wonder, too— Far better than the teeth that grew. Next comes a man who’s made his mark. And to his name, I pray thee, hark! Its Douglass, and Oh happy day! He’s the honored mayor of Chickasha. Fisher still applies the rule He learned while going here to school: “If you wish to tell a certain tooth. Look in the mouth; there lies vour proof. Flint’s lady friends still call on him. But here’s a secret—what a sin That he should cause the rest such pain By asking one to change her name. Flory lias grown very thin From practicing his old time whim; While once a day he used to feed. Now once a week supplies the need. Hall’s countenance is wan and sad. In fact he’s up against it bad: The reason for his weighty sorrow Is that he knows not where to borrow. Next comes the mascot of the class. Fair “Winnie Hedge—the little lass Who won the prize her Junior year. For reasons that are not quite clear. Kempton, in a country town. Ts gaining for himself renown: He’s author of some lengthy works On “How the Hypodermic Squirts.” Marshall now has lost his fear That some state board his game will queer; No more his cheeks with terror pale At the notice: “Quit or go to jail.” McClintock, first T hardly knew. 86 That space lias gone the wind blew through, His central teeth, sad to relate. Are now hitched to a rubber plate. Pulford is so very stout A half mile run would put him out: But still he tells of his great deed Of fixing up the great, big. Swede. Pursell next shows his beaming face. In dentistry he holds high place: But that’s not strange, for don’t you see? In stocking feet lie’s six foot, three. “Joe” Rogers’ face is wreathed with smiles, o happier man than he for miles; Xo fault he finds, nor does he frown, Once more lie’s back in Boston town. Tisch, the terror of the men Who went up to his quizzing den. Now smiles in retrospective way Of times when he knew more than Gray. W alker in Texas state is seen. But it is not from choice, 1 ween, Lor people who have been there, tell That Texas state is worse than ------- Ward, the funny man of yore Is daily making people roar. Not at the humor of his pranks, But by the nature of his yanks. Wool in far Australia lives. And all his time and interest gives. To the training of the kangaroo And making love to “Lady Lou.” As to the finish I have come, Remember, this is all in fun: Just follow Hoyle and use his rule: “Xo matter what you think, keep cool.” JOKES When Tisch publishes his Anatomy it is probable that the word jigger will figure prominently. Dr. Ketcham.—Mr. Aber, give a definition of a fixed bridge. Aber.—One that is not removable. How we wish we had a snap shot of McClintock with his ear in the vicinity of the vermiform appendix, listening for the heart beat. Wanted.—An old maid with one tooth, to punch holes in the rubber-dam. Wanted.—Some inoffensive way of convincing Miss Klindt that Dr. Chambers is Dean of the Dental College and should be allowed to run some ' things. The Long and Short of it.—Our Hospital Corps. 88 “DOCTOR BOBS” (With apologies to Rudyard Kipling.) There's a dapper little man, Which is Hobs. Wears the swellest clothes lie can, Our Hobs. Has a nobby suit of blue. One of black—a gray one too— And they fit him like they grew Onto Bobs. He’s a worker, so lie is, Rustler Hobs. He has sorter made things whiz, Ain't yer Bobs? By his manner brisk and gay He has made our college pay. And we hope lie’s here to stay, Hustler Bobs. He's a corker in his line. is our Bobs. And the best one of his time. Clever Bobs. He is little but he's wise, He's a wonder for his size. And be does not advertise; Do yer Bobs? He has heli ed us through the year. Super. Bobs. With his kindly words of cheer, Happy Bobs. We will leave him with regret. He’s the kind we’ll not forget, And we’re lucky to have met Doctor Bobs. When Commencement Day has passed. Little Bobs. And as dentists we are classed. Helpful Bobs. We will proudly grasp your hand. Shout your praises through the land, And we know you’ll understand. Bless yer Bobs. 89 ODE TO DOUGLASS (May be sung to tune of “Douglas. Tender and True.’ .) Could I but think of your sayings. Douglass. I’d write the craziest book of the year: And make a fortune by selling it. Douglass. Douglass, Douglass, buggy and queer. Could I but think of your remedies. Douglass. And could apply them with your wondrous skill: I'd have to buy a large hospital. Douglas. Wherein to nurse those that I didn’t kill. Could I but learn to use instruments, Douglass. In the bold manner that I’ve seen you: I would at once take up blacksmithing. Douglass. And in the future the horses would shoe. Could I but twist myself in such shapes. Douglass. As you assume while at work at the chair. I’d join a circus as acrobat. Douglass, Knowing for sure I’d do much better there. Could I but learn with your readiness. Douglass, Did I possess such a wonderful head, I’d begin college at infancy. Douglass. That I might finish before I was dead. JUNIOR DENTAL STUDENTS. PJioto by Monroe 91 THE JUNIOR CLASS OFFICERS President................................ Vice-President........................... Secret a ry-T reasurer................... Sargeant-at-Arms......................... . .J. E. Guthrie . .Fred D. Boyce Y. A. Kerrison ...L. P. Spann A RETROSPECT Reviewing the past two years of college existence we can not blit conclude that the life of a Junior is most delightful. He has long since departed from the diminutive stage of the embryonic tooth-germ, but yet not arrived at that deplorable state of cephalic hypertrophy and fallacious dignity characteristic of the proud and haughty Senior. So. it seems to us that the Junior constitutes a most happy medium. The past term has been a most prosperous one and has added many liapp) events to the brilliant history of the class. One thing only we regret—the milk-teeth Freshies became infected with a sort of contagious refrigeration of their pedal extremities, which diminished their desire for excitement to such an extent that they seldom ventured to try their strength with us on the field of battle: and consequently the season passed rather tamely. But the few times they did (unwisely) venture to arouse our ire they received for their trouble such an everlasting impression of the awfulness of a Junior chastisement that they will probabh never have occasion to forget the days when they were Freshmen. But we hope, laying aside all grievances, that the many trying ordeals which the aforesaid “dcsidious upstarts’ may have experienced in the past will prove to have been only the preliminary education of a crude understanding in the direction of preparing their cloudy intellects for the strenuous life of the Junior, upon which they are sgon to enter. 92 A FRESHMAN’S TROUBLES I don't like to be a Freshman, I don't like to go to school, 1 don’t want to study dentistry— Sooner would I play the fool. Mamina sent me here to study. Didn't send me here to dunk: She don’t know that all her money Goes for beer to get me drunk. Papa sent me here to learn things. Didn’t send me here to play: I’m glad he doesn’t know 1 bum Thro' the streets by night and day. I don't want to be a Junior. Couldn’t be one anyway; « 7 I would sooner be a Freshie Than a Junior, any day. Never thought to be a Senior. Couldn’t be one should I try; I'd like to always be a Freshie— Be a Freshie ’till I die. ADVICE TO MILK-TEETH Tell what you know and let someone else tell what you don't know. Don’t butt in, but out.—Chancer. The less you have to say the less chance ou run of making a fool of yourself. Don’t tell everything you know all at once. Reserve something for a future emergency. Tf you don't know what you are talking about the chances are that no one else does, either. You will not necessarily be put down a numskull simply because you are not everlastingly shooting off your face. It is granted that a Freshie knows infinitely more about dentistry than any of his instructors: therefore it is not necessary to be continually reminding the latter of the fact. 93 7 Since the evening when we heard Dr. Morning’s lecture on monstrosities we have not been averse to Missourians at all. They’re not nearly so bad as the Indiana variety. Some of the “girl daffy” boys offer a very serious objection to the proximity of the College of Music—it isn’t near enough. If the convolutions of his cerebrum are as long as his name, A. F. de’Lcs-pinasse will have no trouble with any of the examinations. When the spinal cord reaches the vicinity of the olfactory lobe the evolution of man will surely be complete. (With apologies to Hunt.) “Anatomy—The balm of the weary.”—Craitic. When your metabolism don’t metabolate use “force.” One morning Dr. Dean asked the class to tell him all they knew about anatomy. Silence reigned supreme. Then it was that Dr Dean looked troubled. Rut quickly brightened up, and we knew he had managed to think of something easy: “Well then.” lie said, “tell me all vou don’t know.” And the uproar was terrific. Blonde and Xellie went for a walk— Strange to say. they neither could talk: Rut presently Blonde woke up. and alack! Said he to his sweetheart, “Oh. let us go hack.” Barber would be much more attentive to lectures if a certain lecture room did not face the College of Music. (Of course this does not apply to Dolpli or any others in the class.) ______ If you would like to see how Greedy looks when he is scared show him a bull dog. ______ Freshie.—Gee. but I’ve got a fearful pain in my gizzard! Junior.—Oh. 1 guess that’s nothing serious. Probably just an initial attack of the brain fever. 94 Elliott was idvling In the infirmary one day. As usual he was deep in thought. And had no word to say. But presently he glanced askance. Andj lo! a pretty dame! “Ah me.r’ he said, in thrilling tones, I’d like to change her name.” IN THE INFIRMARY The operation is a tiresome one. The patient's mouth is open wide—the “cavo-orifice” is enormously distended. But the student is evidently not satisfied. He looks at the patient, and says, sternly, for the thirteenth time: “Wider, please.” But the patient has endured beyond endurance; she turns suddenly upon him, and, in a voice choking with indignation, she says: “What do vou take me for—a Freshman?” Blonde had a nice new suit, A garb of woolen—(k)nit. And every time that Blonde moved A seam was sure to split. Now Blonde loved his suit so much He got up one a. m. And lit the gas to look at it. Then went to bed again. Dentist.—Now I’ll just put a little of my pain obtunder on that. Patient.—Fo de lawds sake, doctah! already ? Den 1 guess my time’s done come, suali enough! “There goes a man whose drawings are the cause of a great deal of pain in the world.” N “How's that? “Oh, he’s a dentist—he draws teeth. It was an assembly of science students. Dr. X. a renowed bacteriologist, was called upon to lecture. Dr. X was ever absorbed in his studies, so. naturally, he was somewhat absent-minded. He arose, indifferently, and began: “Ladies, gentlemen and fellow—microbes—” THE FRESHMAN DENTAL STUDENTS. C. J. Todd M. H. English J. G. Kendrick C. O. Johnson J. L. Laughlin W. C. Adams W. E. Sinton Z. T. Roberts A. J. Pate C. A. Ramsay W. Stark C. L. Taylor R. C. Shoemaker J. E. Billings De Lux H. W. Dean E L. Johnson V. W. Laughlin C. A. Munroe F. B. Hall S-F.Brannan B. C. Roper C. F. Warren C. L. V. Williams 96 President...... Vice-President Secretary..... THE FRESHMEN CLASS ...A. J. Pate Z. T. Roberts . .F. B. Hall CLASS OFFICERS YELL Habblc Scabblc Razzlc Dazzle Sis Boom Bah! Dent School! Dent School! Rah ! Rah! Rah! Ru-Ro, Ru-Ro Ru-Ro Rive! We arc the class Of nineteen five! ANNUAL COMMITTEE E. F. .Warren. C. A. Monroe. A. J. Pate CLASS HISTORY On the th day of October, i )o2. twenty-two Freshmen made their appearance to have a D.D.S. conferred upon them at the earliest possible moment. We had been promised a warm reception by the Juniors but although the first act of our career as dents is drawing to a close we have as yet to receive our first reception from them. • However, the Freshmen were not to be put off without there being ‘‘something doin’ ” so a court was organized early in the fall. Judge Advocate Pate has presided at all sittings of the court. Clerk Sinton has always been on hand ready to record any kind of an accusation. In prosecuting attorneys we have had a variety, but on account of his vast experience in this line the Honorable Mr. Taylor has had charge of most of the cases. However, the eloquence of “Butch” Stark has thrilled the hearts of spectators and has made the faces of all prisoners turn pale from fear of the results of his eloquence, but whoever was pleading the case of the class the “honorable gentlemen of the jury” have always brought 97 in a verdict of “guilty and Sheriff Roberts has seen that all sentences were properly executed. it might be interesting to know a few sentences which have been passed by the judge. Stark and Hall failed to show tip at the Freshmen Dent-Liberal Art baseball game. The next morning the court convened and sentence was pronounced in a very short time, notwithstanding Stark’s eloquent plea in self defense. The whole class, with the exception of the two prisoners, were ordered to play an interesting game of ping-pong on the posterior surface of the victims oxinomina-tum. “Bumpsky Adams, so called because of his resemblance to that famous old Cincinnati twirler, had disgraced the class by allowing a very creditable eyebrow to grow on his upper lip. The jury found the prisoner guilty of disgracing his class and Judge Rate immediately passed sentence. His beloved lip decoration must go. However Adams was not the only offending member in this line and Old Johnny Grey Ramsey was hauled up before the court and the pride of his life, that long, auburn colored face decoration, had to go. Bones put up a strong fight, a very touching pica, to the effect that he would loose his happy home with a North Side belle. Attorney Brannan, for the defense, did his best, but was of no avail. The jury decided that the adornment was a very objectionable one, and for the reputation, good name and honor of the class must cease to exist. A very touching scene was the execution of this sentence. Big tears rolled down the cheeks of the victim and Chaplain “Dutch-Butch” Stark said prayers for the safe journey of the deposed to the other world. Then for a change of program when lecturers failed to make an apj earance the floor of the lecture room has been cleared and “smokeless smokers indulged in. The strong men have showed their ability, and some of them their inability. But suffice it to say that whatever the program and whenever the time, the Freshmen have always enjoyed these little set-to’s. The aggregation possesses among their number many queer specimens and it seems as if nearly every trade had lost some valuable member who had left his old calling to seek greener pastures in the fields of dentistry. There is “Old Bones Ramsey, who can shave a man in less time than it takes to tell about it. and can make from $7 to $10 a day as a barber, but on account of his intense interest in Johnny Grey he has decided to become a dentist. There is “Rube Johnston who can milk more cows and pitch more hay than any man that pa ever had. “Dutch” Stark was at one time a very industrious butcher in South Dakota, but decided it was easier work to pull a tooth than to cut the pork chops, tenderloins and rib roasts (chiefly ribs) which they raised in Dakota. However. Dutch's old tricks came back to him in dissecting, where he was perfectly at home and 9 looked quite natural in liis white suit with the cleaver and saw in his hand, for you must remember that these are the dents’ chief dissecting instruments. These men are all hut minor figures, for we have among us one man who has had enough experience to make a thousand dentists, has worked in offices all over the country'and is. in fact, an all-around genuine, up-to-date dentist, minus the degree. Although Kendrick came among ns after the holidays he can do a year’s technic in three weeks, can give John Grey pointers on naming muscles, can extract sugar—good sweet sugar from common lead acetate and last but not least is perfectly willing to demonstrate to Dr. Snyder and all the other Freshmen “how tis done.” In athletics the Freshmen Dents have more than done their share. In Roberts, D. L'. has one of the best tackles that ever played in Colorado. Pate distinguished himself at any place behind the line and upheld the reputation which he made with the State Preps. Simon and Taylor were two very valuable sub-stitutes—-although they did not make their “D” it is just such men as these that make a team possible. In baseball we promise to be right there with at least two good men. “Kid” Sinton has all the ear marks of a ball player and has been picked by the fans at Broadway Park as a comer. Again Pale conies out and is showing up in fine form behind the bat. A FEW FRESHMEN JOLLIES Roberts.- Say. Dr. Snyder. I have finished my instruments, what shall I do? Dr. Snyder.—You can make a crown. Roberts.—Whose head shall I fit, doctor? Dr. Dean.—Kendrick, what muscles form the quadrecipts extensor tendon? Kendrick.—The external and internal visti. the croceus and rectus femur. Dr. Dean.—If Grey were alive he would die a laughing to hear you pronounce those names. _______ Harry Dean is quite an enthusiast in some sports but has learned not to start a “Hunt” in the Junior laboratory. Dr. Hill.—Mr. Ramsey, what is the heaviest metal ? Ramsey.—Osmoses. ______ Dr. Snyder.—English, why are the Rodentia so called? English.—Because they “gnaw.” Dr. Dean.—Ramsey, what muscles arc attached below the occipital protuberance? Ramsey.— file rectus capitus anteeus posticus major and minor. 99 COLLEGE OP MU5IC 100 ■H j THE FACULTY S. H. Blakeslee, Dean................................Voice Culture and Singing Oberlin. Seiler School of Philadelphia. Mrs. S. H. Blakeslee..................................................Pianoforte Oberlin and Cincinnati. Frederick Schweiker...............................Pianoforte, History of Music Royal Academy of Music, Munich. Henry Houseley....................Theory of Music, Harmony and Counterjjoint Royal Conservatory of Music, London. Burritt L. Marlow.....................................................Pianoforte Leschetitsky School of Vienna. Etta F. Musser............................................Voice Culture, Singing College of Music, U. of D. James E. Carnal......................................Voice Culture and Singing College of Music. I’, of D. Ida B. Watson.........................................................Pianoforte College of Music. U. of D. Charles Houseley..........................................................Violin LeRoy B. Elser........................................................Pianoforte College of Music, U. of I). 101 COLLEGE OF MUSIC Though the College of Music is the youngest member of the family of schools comprising the University, it is in no way behind the others in the quality of the work done by its students or the enterprise of its faculty. In fact there is an air of aggressiveness about the department which is well characterized by the Western expression, “hustling.” , The courses of study in the several branches leading to graduation, are as comprehensive as can be found in any school of music in the land. The wisdom of offering such superior opportunities in the West is fully endorsed by the outcome, as the success of the College of Music is most gratifying. We were organized under the present form four years ago last fall with an enrollment of thirteen students. Last year’s enrollment numbered nearly six hundred students and this year will surpass that number. The semi-monthly recitals by the students, in the chapel of the school, provide a practical opportunity for students to acquire that difficult attainment, playing with freedom and skill in public. Besides the opportunity referred to above, these recitals afford a wide acquaintance with works of many composers which no one student can find time to study, and thus enlarge the scope of one’s knowledge of musical works in an almost geometrical ratio. In addition to these recitals and lectures at the school, the faculty and advanced students have given several concerts in Denver and in outside towns. From this it will be seen that the activities of the College of Music are planned on a large scale and it may be added that they are carried on in an artistic manner. The department has graduated twelve students and has a large senior class for next year. It is a flattering and encouraging fact that there is not an unemployed person among the graduates, and the college is being called upon for a number of teachers for the coming year. DON’TS Don’t eat at meals. Don’t neglect to come to meals. Don’t loiter in the parlor, use the office. Don’t leave the building without a mission. Don’t pray before leaving the dining room. Don’t drive tacks in the wall, use brass head nails. Don’t sit in the window, or in the arms of gentlemen. Don’t be in your room after 7:30 nor have lights before 10:30. 102 SOCIETIES Social life in the school is, of necessity, quite limited, since so many of our students reside in the city. However, we have a few clubs both for amusement and instruction. The Boxing Club.—Cad Brown, chief blacker of eyes and mixer of punches. The Debating Club.—Resolved. That the knife and fork are unsurpassed as weapons for long distance warfare. Affirmative. May; negative, Joe. The Ananias Club.—(Extract from minutes of March 25.)—There has been the greatest rivalry for first honors in this society, but the medal is not yet awarded. Several promising candidates enlivened the last meeting with their efforts for success. All agreed that a new era has dawned, and we left full of hope and anticipation for the greatest liar in history. Riser averred that a man can’t get fat when he don’t eat. kichau insisted that she never “jollied.” and never loved any man, they’re all too easy. Williamson swore that mutton was the meat of meats. The dean said that he never told a lie. This came near causing a revision of the constitution. Miss Chase declared that her chief delight was attending breakfast and prayer meeting. House adjourned. SCHOOL ORCHESTRA. Director........................:...............................Miss Brown First Fiddle ..............................................................Mr. Gilles Second Fiddle..............................................Sunny Jim Collins Base Vile........................................................ Mr. Carnal Sylvphone........................................................Mr. Marlow Graf(t)ophone.......................................................G. Starr “Me—Telephone!’’ (Yes, Olive 853)..............................Earle Blakeslee Brass...........................Owing to lack of space names will be omitted Property Man—Bass and Kettle Drums......................................Minnie •Not decided who will play fir t fiddle. Association for Preservation and Perpetuation of Musicianly Hair.—Heinrich Hauer Bellamann. Membership Expiring.—Perry Swart. ' Chief Mourners.—Dean Blakeslee. Henry Houseley. DID YOU EVER HEAR — Anna Bell say— I suffered a thousand deaths!” Mr. Marlowe—“When I was in Vienna, —” Earle Blakeslee—“---------------------!!!” French—“This is how it happened.” Miss Watson—“Tiamonds! Tiamonds!” Miss Sherpy— Hoppity-Loo! Mrs. Limbach—“Now, dearie—” Williamson—“Well, you see. my wife—” Miss Mason—“O-o-o-o-o-o-e-e!” M HEARD IN THE OFFICE Telephone rings “Hello!—3467? Miss James wanted—yes—Aspen? All right. Hold phone.’ Two minutes later—“Hello! Hello! What the—hello! Oh mamma! is that you? I'm just tickled to pieces to see you!' Pause. “Xopc—I've not been sick, just lost my appetite and a few other things—had an awful sore throat and—’ pause “—papa isn’t well? How perfectly awful. Have you sent my pillow covers yet?”—pause. “Hello—he—llo! I can't hear a thing—shut up out there- -I wasn’t talking to you, mamma. There’s two awful boys in the office and they’re talking about my—say mamma, when arc you coming to Denver—how is my cat? Does Bob still pull its tail?” Pause—“My new waist is just lovely—do you know I met a fireman at the fire this morning from Aspen, he was real glad to see me and the hose pipe broke and a girl got all wet—wish I had my collar on, those horrid boys are laughing at me again and—’’ pause. “Mamma! you don’t think 1 talk silly! How could you! And I haven’t had a letter from Fred yet, he’s the meanest—” long pause. “What—you’re going to ring off—well. I never in haven’t been able to cat much lately—just ask Helen—she can tell you what happened to me—I didn’t do a thing but—well, Helen said she never knew there was so much in me—” Pause. “Are you really—I'm awful glad you called me—you ought to see me work. Give my love to all and kiss Tabbie for me. Good-bye— Oh, say. I got that pink skirt muddy—wait a minute—tell papa I hope he gets better- I'm always good—you ought to see me play three deep— pause. “You think it wouldn’t hurt me if I were a little deeper—well! Good-bye—hum— guess she’s gone. Darn those lazy fellows anyhow. Hangs up ’phone. Gee. Tm hungry. Going up hall, “Helen! Oh Helen! Where in Sam Hill—Oh shut up!” Appearance of one of the audience at Leadville when the Aeolian quartette sang about the wall-eyed bee. 104 THE DARE A sweet little music school girl So dainty, so graceful and neat Has wounded my heart With Cupid’s sweet dart And 1 love this fair maiden petite. This sweet little music school girl One day in a spirit of fun Said she dared me do this, To steal just a kiss; Well—1 did just what you would have done. SPECIMEN PROGRAM It has been requested that we furnish one program illustrating at once the work of our juvenile classes, .as well as the far advanced work. We send the following: PART I (JUVENILE) Song—Calling Kitty................................................Brown Irene Whyte. Duet—Hopscotch Polka..............................................Jones Earle Blakeslee, Perry Swart. Springtime Schottische.........................................Johnston Ethyl Callicott. Little Concerto...........................(Composed by Earle Blakeslee) First piano—Roy Elser. Effic Mason. Second piano—Burry Marlow. PART II. (VIRTUOSO CLASS.) G-minor Fugue and Toccato Chromatic Fantasia Ruth Blakeslee. Grand Russian Fantasy......................................Tschaikowsky Concert Study in A double sharp minor..................... Moszkowski Marie Harding. Mad Scene from Lucia di Lammermoor............................Donizetti Genevieve Reilly. Six Hungarian Rhapsodies..........................................Liszt Bonnie Dean. Concerto.............................................. Pryzewskewelouff (Accompanied by Houselcy’s Orchestra.) Artie Gorsuch. Bach-Liszt “Oh girls, look at my oranges!” 105 raj a 106 THE GRADUATE SCHOOL Only within the last two or three decades has graduate instruction been considerably offered in American colleges and universities. Previously the graduate student was a rarity, a curiosity to undergraduate students, unable as most of them were (and as most undergraduate students still are?) to comprehend how it is that! one has not at graduation learned all that is worth knowing. Generally the lone graduate student of former days continued to frequent the college front sheer force of habit and was looked upon as a sort of persistent autumn leaf, afraid to sever connections, rustle about, and perhaps be trodden under foot of men; but the graduate student of today is earnest and resolute of definite purpose. The demands of modern college athletics and other like amusements leave to the undergraduate little time for serious study. Consequently many parts of the quadrennial academic course are but poorly executed. Graduate study thus comes to be almost a necessity if the average student is, on leaving his alma mater, to carry away much more than a rabid enthusiasm for athletics. One who fails during his quadrennial of athletic festivities to gain a practical knowledge of the multiplication table or of the fundamental principles of English syntax and composition is now commended rather than derided for remaining at college after graduation to make good the deficiency. Whatever the cause, graduate schools have grown to goodly proportions in all universities worthy of the name. Indeed, in many of America’s leading institutions of learning the graduate department is rapidly gaining on the college or undergraduate school in importance in the estimation of president and faculty. The University of Denver is thoroughly abreast of the times in offering courses and facilities for graduate instruction. It is no vain boast to say that this University offers better opportunities for the prosecution of advanced astronomical study and investigation than can be secured at many American universities of the highest repute. Xot only is the Chamberlin Observatory magnificently equipped with instruments of great power and perfection, but Director Herbert A. Howe, Sc.D., has made astronomical computations and discoveries that have rendered the Chamberlin Observatory and thereby the University of Denver favorably known throughout the world. Many other of this University's departments of instruction, all open to the graduate student, are guided and conducted by men and women of widely recognized scholarship and intellectual ability. Throughout the country enterprising students of graduate standing have not failed to take note of this and yearly the number of students in the graduate department of the University of Denver is recruited and increased from an ever widening area. Especially, teachers and preachers, doctors and lawyers, resident in Denver and vicinity, are wisely manifesting growing appreciation of this neighboring temple of learning by enrolling themselves herein for frequent if not daily drill in the ranks of the graduate student. Allison Drake, M.D.,Ph.D. 107 OFFICERS President...... Vice- President Secretary..... Wilber 13. Stkele ....Joseph Bixby . Nellie Chatfxeld Colors: Purple and Lavender I lack-a-rack-a ! Hack-a-rack-a ! Hack-a-rack-a reps' Boom-a-iaeka« ' , ; 1 reps!! lOQ THE FOURTH YEAR PREPARATORY STUDENTS. Hopkins, Photo CLASS OF 1903 D. ]J. PREPARATORY SCHOOL President..... Vice-President Secretary..... Treasurer...... OFFICERS ...................Arthur E. White .....................Blanche McKay ......................Grace Hamm it .................... Fannie Taggart V • t r £S 5 C - T cTH£R X A$VT in I 12 THE PREPARATORY SCHOOL. Hopkins. Photo THIRD CHRONICLES CHAPTER I. ’And it came t l pass in the days of Buchtel, the Chancellor, in the fourth year of his reign, 2nd the ninth month thereof, that many men of valor and beauteous maidens came up out of the land and gathered themselves together in the temple of learning in the city of Denver. 2But lo! some of the men were more valorous than others and some of the maidens more fair to look upon, and these more perfect ones were separated from them of the inferior type even as the corn on the threshing floor is sifted from the chaff by the wind. And inasmuch as they were the more perfect they gathered themselves into one tribe called Preps. 3And it came to pass, that there arose warring and dissensions in the land and those of the Preps strove for the mastery with the inferior children of the college. • And in the tenth month, those of the class which is called Freshmen, the most ruthless and ungodly tribe of the collegians, counseled among themselves and decreed a feast unto themselves in secret. 5But, lo! it was known to divers men of Prepdom and one from among them went into the midst of his brethren and spake unto them, saying: “He ye over against the School of Theology even at the seventh hour.” And it was thus accomplished and at the seventh hour a goodly company of mighty men of valor gathered themselves together and having girded themselves for battle went out into the land and laid violent hands on the mighty men of the Freshman class, yea, even the young men of '06. 6And the Freshmen were taken captive and bound with thongs and chained with chains. And the maidens of 06 wept alone in the tents of their fathers. 7Put lo! divers other collegians came unto the Preps and spake unto them saying: “Why have ye thus grievously maltreated these, the men of the Freshman class and bound the sons of 06.” But inasmuch as the Preps were discreet they held their peace. Then did the collegians again raise their voices, saying: “It is unlawful that ye should do thus, therefore will we ourselves loose the bonds of our brethren and set free the men of 06. S?. ii3 8And the hosts joined battle, but lo! by reason of their might, again did the sons of Prepdom prevail and the men of the college were led away captive. 9And the men of ‘06 went late and uncleansed to the feast, and the maidens went not. CHAPTER II. 'And there came a time when they of the college counseled among themselves, saying: “It is now that the Preps hold their feast: let us rise in our might and chastise them sorely.” -And thus it came to pass that they took a cart for hire and chains and went out into the land in search of Preps. But the men of Prepdom came not. but the wind and the sleet came and grievously vexed the collegians in body and soul. 3For they of Prepdom had most mightily deceived the collegians, saying: “The feast is tonight.” And the feast was not. 4And on the morrow in the councils of the collegians there was weeping and gnashing of teeth. chapter in. ‘And it came to pass that the Preps held a council together and decreed their feast to be held in a certain man’s dwelling about half a day’s journey from the temple of learning. And the men of the college knew not of the feast. -And so it came to pass that the youths and maidens of Prepdom gathered themselves together at the appointed time in festal raiment and they feasted and made merry. 3But lo! one came among the men of the college and spake unto them saying: “Know vc not that they of Prepdom are feasting at the village which is called Arvada ?' 4And the mighty men of the college were wroth by reason of their “soreness” and they gathered together a great host and went up against the dwelling wherein the Preps were feasting. 5But the mighty men of Prepdom rose in their valor, and went forth in their festal rai- x ineiit and arrayed themselves in battle against the host of the collegians. 6And there was war in the land. But again did the Preps prevail, and the sons of Prepdom did bind the men of the college and the daughters of Prepdom led them away captive, as they were ever wont to do. 7And it came to pass that the next time that the Preps lasted among then selves the mighty men of valor from the college came not near hut stayed afar off in their tents. 8Yea! they of Prepdom are goodly m the sight of all the people and may their days be long in the land. . W. D. S. 114 THE BULLY I ------- 4 Oh, sometimes I am happy, and sometimes I am sad. And sometimes things will happen that make me very mad ; Most of the time 1 feel quite good, and yet 1 think I’m fully The happiest man in all the land when Alice plays the bully. She does it in the nicest style, the sweetest kind of wa . And oftentimes I wish I could be bullied all the day, I stay around her all the time, her servant 1 am. truly. And all because I love to have mv ¥ Alice play the bully. But sometimes when I’m all alone, it comes as ne’er before, “What will you do in future time, when honeymoon is o’er.' I’ve pondered o’er it many times, and I’ve decided, duly To take my fate and then just let sweet Alice play the bully. ir5 THE SUMMER SCHOOL Summer schools have lately become quite popular throughout the United States. Colleges andj universities are offering their privileges during the summer months where formerly the janitors held supreme control. Many summer resorts and chautauquas offer instruction in various subjects and there is a general tendency to redeem the summer for the student. If the college is a preparation for life, why should the student put into his vacation one-quarter of the year while the business man. the professional man and their helpers are content with two or three weeks? If it is a question of health, the student will do better to carry less work per day. but use more days per year. Following the lead of other universities the Denver University has established a summer school which will this year hold its third session. The work at the university's summer term differs materially from that at the Chautauqua. The latter is designed to fill up a part of the vacation, or to take part of the time of the resorter, while the university designs to give the same hard, intense and systematic work as during the remainder of the year. The university's summer courses must not be considered in the light of recreation. The work is in even-way comparable with that of the regular term. The same books arc used. The same ground is covered. The laboratories, library and general equipment are for the use of the summer students and thus the summer session becomes a definite part of the college work. The students found in attendance are very much in earnest. Society and athletic interests largely disappear and the whole attention is given to the more serious work. This, of course, does not mean that the person who does not desire to spend his whole time in study is compelled to do so. Much or little may be taken as seems best to the individual, but in any case the quality of the work will be that of the regular collegiate standard. There is an especial advantage for several classes of students to he found in this summer session. Regular students who have been absent for a time or have for any reason dropped behind in their work have here an opportunity to recover lost ground. Students, whose ambition to commence life’s real problems make the four years of the college course seem excessive, may shorten their course and thus “save time.” Teachers in the public schools, and others, prevented by various circumstances from attendance during, the college year, may take up work in the summer school, which will lead to the collegiate degree. The summer session this year opens June 17 and continues during six weeks. The subjects offered are those most in demand during the other portions of the year and the instructors are, for the most part, members of the regular faculty. TT 118 ATHLETICS IN THE U. OF D. There is no place in the whole country where athletics should be more beneficial and more successful than here in Denver, and in the whole Rocky Mountain region. Here we hake a climate of sunshine and exhilarating atmosphere. It may well be said that one can put in a part of one's time in December. January and February playing baseball without discomfort from inclement weather. or in the later months is there any clanger of the heat becoming so great as to make one's playing lethargic. A heavy rainfall in the morning will sink in the sandy ground or become evaporated so quickly that the ground will be in perfect condition in the afternoon of the same day. A foot of snow will disappear in about three days. And in the fall, we have copier days in September than states to the east of us. so football is not hampered with cither. And yet University of Denver has, owing to circumstances, some disadvantages which are drawbacks to her athletic development and some of which are at present being removed and will be removed as the university continues to develop and broaden out. An adequate gymnasium is needed. 'I bis statement may seem strangely out of place in the light of what has been said above. Vet. a gymnasium is always a place for training quarters, and around it seem to gather all university athletics. Besides many prefer gymnastic exercise to outdoor work. Xor is there a university athletic field. Outside parks have to be rented. These mean large expenditures of money each year and, somtimes. altercations over their use at certain dates, it is unfortunate, too. although almost unavoidable in case of the Medical and Dental schools that the College of Liberal Arts is sej erated from the professional schools, all of which are in the heart of the city. However, it is not the intention of this article to convey the idea that our disadvantages outweigh our advantages. Quite the contrary is so. Everything is looking “forward in athletics in the university. The track team along with other college track teams of this state is a new venture. It is sought to compose the baseball team, not of a star battery and seven other figureheads, but nine men working together as a unit. The football game for October io, next fall, in Denver with University of Nebraska means a landmark in our athletics. Nebraska is second to none in the Middle West, having never been defeated last fall, and defeating the University of Minnesota, which in turn succeeded in downing the University of Wisconsin. With the Nebraska game and the excellent schedule which the management has arranged with other colleges of Colorado. there should be an inspiration for every man to get out and try for the team next fall, and make it what it has to be, if it shall ably meet its schedule. Broadway Park has been secured for the games, than which there is none better in the city, since it is most conveniently located, and has every facility in the line of equipment. up BEN GRIFFITH. 120 THE FOOTBALL TEAM OF 1902. Nust, Photo FOOTBALL There is probably no pleasure more intense than that gained from the ability to say—we won! How proud one is to say it, and bow zealously we work to be able to say it! But next to this feeling, comes that which accompanies the thought—we did our best. It does not vaunt itself in so boisterous a manner, it is a calmer feeling, but no less intense in its way. And it brings with it a dignified pride not obtained in any other way. It has been the fortune of Denver University for the past two years to experience this latter feeling. Two years ago D. U. was a nonentity in the football world of Colorado. Now the other colleges are very careful how they arrange their schedules with respect to D. U., and managers who still look down upon us are unmercifully roasted by their fellow students when they arrange a game with us less than two or three weeks after another game. At the State Oratorical Contest Boulder sneeringly called out, “Say, D. U. when are you going to have another athletic revival?” As one of the members of the team afterwards remarked. Ye have had it already, and it is ultimately going to result in the conversion of Boulder. To a person who will take time to studv the schedules on the opposite page and note the advance the team made from the beginning of the season, and then will go back two years and see D. U. with a team that could not play the season out. this will not seem too great a boast. We have the coach, we have the money and we have the men . To those who played on the team, we have this to say, “Boys, we are proud of you. You did your best and we know it. And we know that the time is not far distant when we shall experience the feeling that we won. and we are already beginning to save our money to buy red fire. THE MEN WHO PLAYED Alter Lillard Spain Bulkeley Martin Smock Carnes Morse Sinton Drysdale Mitchell Stephenson Hills Pate Taylor Jones Roberts X. Yeatch Lee Roberts Z. Stuart T Warwick 122 GA M ES BEN GRIFFITH, Coach. Oct. 9—At Denver.........................................D. U. vs. D. A. C. Score: D. A. C.—15. D. U.—5. Oct. 11—At Boulder.......................................D. U. vs. U. of C. Score: U. of C.—24. D. U.—o. Oct. 25—At Denver......................................D. U. vs. S. S. M. Score: S. S. H.—10. D. L —5. Nov. 1—At Longmont..............................D. U. vs. Longmont H. S. Score: D. U.—11. L. H. S.—o. Nov. 15—At Denver........................................D. L vs. C. C. Score: C. C.—6. D. U.—o. Nov. 22—At Fort Collins..................................D. I , vs. C. A. C. Score: 1). l —11. C. A. C.—5. Nov. 27—At Pueblo..................................D. U. vs. Y. M. C. A. Score: D. U.—2. Y. M. C. A.—o. � 1 1 123 LESLIE VEATCH, Captain. 124 JW)far THE BASEBALL SQUAD — i- Cm T.lng, Photo Strickland. Griffith, Coach. Brannan. Carnes. Jones. Lillard. Stover. Hemphill. Rickie. Pate. N. Roberts. Sinton. T. Stuart. Shaw. BASEBALL In announcing the baseball benefit, Dr. LcRossignol humorously remarked: “In the spring a young man’s fancy E. B Lightly turns to thoughts of—baseball. � ’ a This is a somewhat modern reconstruction of the old couplet, but it no doubt holds as universally true as the original one. it true for Denver I'niverdty all hut 'lie jv-jH’i't. i 'ur th.� ight have- not turned lightly, hm M-'n � u-l . a:.-: the', haw '.vm '.•.it mu- in in.a; ’’.i:‘eelion l eforc in the history of the university. The picture of the ncrman Roberts, baseball squad on a previous page does not contain all of Captain. the candidates for the team. There arc several of the most promising men who were unable to be present when the photograph was taken. Under such a coach as Ben Griffith we ought to do wonders compared to what we did last year under the coaching we had. The captain of the team, Norman Roberts, is well acquainted with the game, and we arc confident that we will so manage the team that it will he a credit to the university wherever it may go. The season has not commenced at the time of going to press, so we cannot use any ot the first games as a criterion for prophesies. However we know this much—we have a lot of good men to make a team, a very fine coach to handle it, and plenty of enthusiasm to root, whether we win or lose. We also know that these three things form a combination hard to beat, and begging the pardon of the faculty, wc hold a “flush hand.” Wc give below the baseball schedule for this season: April 4.—Denver University vs. School of Mines, at Denver. April if.—Denver University vs. Agricultural College, at Fort Collins. May 2.—Denver University vs. Boulder, at Boulder. May 16.—Denver University vs. School of Mines, at Golden. May 23.—Denver University vs. Colorado College, at Denver. May 30.—Denver University vs. Agricultural College, at Denver. June 3.—Denver University vs. Colorado College, at Colorado Springs. June 16.—Denver University vs. Boulder, at Denver. DEAN HOYT. 126 THE TRACK TEAM The year 1903 will always be regarded as one of the milestones in the progress of athletics in the Denver University. The excellent showing of our football team has only been equaled by the great amount of enthusiasm aroused by the formation of a track team. Things which hitherto have seemed impossible have been accomplished. We have kindled the enthusiasm of the students so that many of them are willing to spend their time training for the team. We have secured the necessary equipment for the team and have been able through the efforts of friends of track athletics to obtain one of the best coaches in the West. Our professors, too. wishing to encourage our efforts in this line, have offered prizes for individual and class championship. Among our athletes we have Mitchell from whom we expect great things in jumping, vaulting and sprinting. With sufficient training he should become one of the leading athletes in the state. Zercher. the hammer thrower, has .proved his ability in that line, and with sprinting and all around weight throwing will add great strength to the team. Spann, our shot putter, will also win honor for old I). t , having had experience in this line of work. Theodore Stuart’s prowess in football and baseball makes us confident that he will do something in the high jump. Tasher and Williams are working hard on the hurdles, while in the long distance runs we have good material in Woodard. Warner. Williams, Carpenter and Light. This new kind of athletics should have the support of every student As an end to good physical development there is nothing which can ever supersede the various forms of track athletics. There are new and lasting laurels to be won for our school if the student body will take the matter seriously and give the squad its support. Many a man who would make a good runner with proper training fools away his hours of exercise instead of coming out on the track team during the winter and spring months and making at least an attempt to find out what is in him. We need men and if more will make what seems a sacrifice for the sake of the track team D. TVs future will be bright indeed. 127 BOWLING Denver University students are everywhere noted for their up-to-dateness. It is not surprising, then, that among them is found a bowling league. The great winter indoor sport lias an attraction for many of the students who are unable to play football or baseball for various reasons. We give below the different teams and the high score man of each one for a single game. The league, although it rose spontaneously, was formed too late to play any regular team schedule. This was almost entirely due to the early appearance of examinations in the medical school. THE MEDICAL SCHOOL TEAM. Craft (c), Preston, Parsons, Shippey, Smiley. High score, Craft, 243. THE LAW SCHOOL TEAM. Shaw, Simon (c), Dietz, Washburn, Rose. High score, Simon, 251. THE DENTAL SCHOOL TEAM. Fisher, Pate, Monroe, Kerrison, Hunt(c). High score, Hunt. 266. THE SCHOOL OF MUSIC TEAM. Blakeslee, Williamson, Marlow. Elser (c), Arnold. High score, Arnold, 63. THE LIBERAL ARTS TEAM. Carnes. T. Stuart. H. Williams, Brownell, Warner (c). High score, Brownell, 299. President............................................Miss Louise Ilif Vice-President.......................................... Mr. Sullivan Secretary-Treasurer....:..........................Or. J. E. LeRossignoi. r ------ MEMBERS IN COLLEGE Prof. H. E. Russell Mr. Gooldv Miss Gertrude Bcggs Ruel Loucks Edward Stauffer Miss Timherlake Miss Orlena Beggs Miss Miller THE GOLF CLUB 130 THE TENNIS ASSOCIATION OFFICERS President......................................-...........Theodore M. Stuart Vice-President.....................................................Jon n Evans Secretary...............................................................Marcia Murray Treasurer.....................................................Robin M. Perry MEMBERS Carnes Munro Stuart T. Morris Wheeler Chase Perry Evans Murray Woodard Drinkwater Ridgway I lolbrook Popple Tascher Drysdale Steele Kellogg Yeatch 131 ORATORY 132 THE ORATORICAL ASSOCIATION LOCAL ORGANIZATION President..........................................D. Shelton Swan Yicc-Prcsidcnt.....................................Charles F. Morris Secretary-Treasurer................................Emma S. Laurmanx STATE ORGANIZATION President...................'.........................Hanson H. Parlin University of Colorado. Vice-President.........................................W. E. Hunter Colorado College. Secretary-Treasurer................................ Charles E. Morse University of Denver. A FERDINAND G. SZIRKOSKY. First Place in Local. CHARLES C. STANLEY. Second Place in Local, Second Place in State. 33 THE CONTEST The third Friday in February of eacli year is always looked forward to with the greatest interest by the students of the University of Denver, for it is on that date that we have wrested so many victories from the other schools of the state. Although the judges this year did not see fit to let us win. we came so close to it that “poor old Boulder shook till her teeth rattled. Our local contest was said by many to have been the best that has been held for a number of years. It was a close one and when the judges finished scratching their heads we found Mr. Szirkosky and Mr. Stanley the winners. Then came the five weeks' practice for the great state contest. Finally the eventful evening, February 20. arrived, and we all gathered at the Central Christian Church, the principal part of the assembly being made up of D. I', students. This is usually the case, for how can you blame Boulder and Colorado College for staying away when they so seldom win? Occasionally we could hear Colorado College and their lone professor yelling Pikes Peak or Bust. etc., but when D. U. quietly suggested that they “go back and bust” the good fellows took a hint. Then the State University would come along with that prolonged howl of “Boulder. Boulder,” until I). U. soothed them with “Poor Old Boulder.” a little lullaby that always brings tears to the eyes of the audience. Suddenly all was quiet, for the stately and dignified (?) president (from Boulder) was on the platform announcing the first speaker, Clyde O. Epperson, whose subject was The Importance of the Louisiana Purchase. A superb talker. Then we listened to Robert M. Work on The Power of the Ideal. A good thinker. Then comes Charles C. Stanley, whose oration A Typical American.” held all spellbound. Now comes the question. “What of the Xegro? by Robert J. Wells. Now we hear of “The American Indian from Phidcllah D. Rice, a fine looking young man with “dreamy eyes. The girls all fall in love with him. but A Plea for More and Higher Patriotism” by Ferdinand G. Szirkoskv soon changes their minds. The contest was a most excellent one, everybody enjoyed it fully. After the decision of the judges had been given, when the mist cleared away and the blue air around Colorado College had vanished, we find that Boulder has won, but Stanley has come in a close second. Wc are more than proud of both him and Szirkosky for we all know well that they put in noble and strenuous efforts for old D. U. 134 STUDENTS’ LEAGUE OFFICERS President................................. First Vice-President...................... Second Vice-President..................... T reasurer................................ Recording Secretary....................... Corresponding Secretary................... Kdith Jean Houghton .........Edwin Green • •. .Charles F. Morris • - • • Elsa Strawbridge •.. F. m m a La u b m a n n Wilbur Steele EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE Senior Class—Fisa Strawbridge. Junior Class—Emma Easton. Sophomore Class— Emma Laubmann. Freshman Class— Helen Stidger. Preparatory School—Nellie Chatfield, Wilbur Steele. Pi Beta Phi—Marcia Murray. Gamma Phi Beta—Edith Jean Boughton. Beta Theta Pi—Stanley Hornbeck. Sigma Alpha Epsilon—Edwin Green. Kappa Sigma—Charles F. Morris. Faculty Members—Miss Miller. Dr. Engle. Resigned. SOCIALS October—Harvest Home Social—We were farmers! March 6—Costume Party—We hardly knew ourselves, much less each other. April—A party by the Juniors and Freshmen is scheduled for some time in April. It has not been decided what kind of a party it will be. 136 D President........ Vice-President... Secretary........ Sergeant-at-Arms OFFICERS ................D. Mac Arthur Carson ................Henry K. Dillenback ..................Walter G. Gooldy ........................E. G. Green President........ Vice-President... Secretary........ Sergeant-at-Arms SECOND TERM. ......................Frank E. Hartsock ............................I. W. Foster .........................S. Jesse Hanks .........................M. M. Bulkeley THIRD TERM. President......................................................Edwin G. Green Vice-President...........................................H. S. Warwick Secretary.......................................................I. W. Foster Sergeant-at-Arms.................................... D. MacArthur Carson MEMBERS H. |K. Dillenback D. M. Carson W. G. Gooldy W. M. Alter W. M. Ault E. G. Green F. E. Hartsock H. S. Warwick S. J. Hanks F. E. C. Williams V. T. Brigham H. W. Allen I. Y. Foster E. H. Light H. A. Wolfinbarger S. K. Honibeck II. S. Vaughn W. G. Heckcndorf M. M. Bulkeley E. E. Smiley © Only a few years a go the college annual was always enriched by a j agc or two devoted to the interests of the Evans ami Phi Alpha Literary Societies. f fad they been represented in the last two or three Kynewisboks all that it would have been necessary to say about them could have been said thus: Hie Jacet Evans et Phi Alpha. The fact is Evans did not eat Phi Alpha, but the former died of too much democracy, while the latter died of heart failure occasioned by an overdose of aristocracy. They left a place vacant in our college which has never been filled. Upon the ruins of ancient civilizations new and better structures arise, and guided by the experience of the past the new is able to avoid the dangers which beset the old, hence, long live the Warren. The Warren is an outgrowth of a literary agitation which arose, it seems, simultaneously among the students and the faculty. The first thing done in the way of organization was to hold a rally in chapel. Speeches were made by some of the best among both students and faculty and a time for meeting was set. at which time the Warren was officially launched on its career of literary activity and usefulness. 140 The first officers were: Stanley K. Hornbeck, president; Emma S. Laub-mann, vice-president; Ruth Wallace, secretary. These, assisted by an excellent program committee, have been successful in making the first and third Thursday evenings of each month a time of entertainment and intellectual benefit upon which we can look back with delight. 1 ____________________________ A MEETING This is the old college chapel. The beautiful boys and their lassies Dressed in blue, and in garments pink, looking swell in the gas light. Sit in the old chapel pews, and smile, and chuckle, and giggle, Sit and wait for 8130, when the time shall come for the program. On the chapel platform, a little to the right of the center, Slick, smooth-haired, pretty, the want-to-be-coaxed Stanley Hornbeck Presided well and quite ably. A fair maiden sat on his left hand Keeping the records with ease, yet tis plain to see she is stage struck. Thus as they sit, there are footsteps heard, and ascending the platform Is Miss Elsa Strawbridge, who came to the meeting with Clements. He is beloved by all, and most of all by the maidens. For his voice is so soft, and his manner so frightfully taking That almost at sight of his arms, they want to fall on his bosom. And now the piano gives forth the melodious strains of the flower song. All listen with mouths wide agaj e, like young magpies waiting for breakfast. Then, as the last note is struck by the touch of her finger, there follows A clapping, both long arid terrific, and after some slight hesitation Back to the platform returning, she renders an encore in rag-time. The next man up to bat is the smooth-tongued talker, Szirkoskv. Wreathed is his face in smiles, and words of extempore grandeur Fall from his lips for an hour, but his speech takes only a minute. Next on the program there comes our benedict brother Isaiah. Ah, he was fair, exceedingly fair to behold, as he stood there Tolling the story of Peter who made true love through a keyhole. Now from her place, near the rear of the old college chapel, comes a maiden. Light on her feet is she, tis plain she would make a good dancer. Mounting the platform with ease, she seats herself by the table And tells in monologue style the fact that her hair is inhabited. When she has finished there comes forth quickly another. Brown is her hair, as well as her name. She gives them a song-Composed of words sentimental, and her voice is so sweet and so pleasing That one can well understand why her diamond is worn on the left hand. The last number now we shall have, a storyette by Harriet Rogers, Clipped from the I-adies’ Home Journal or some other journal of finance. So passes the evening away. Let us now adjourn to the cottage. 141 Motto: Mens ager noster. YELL Adelphian Literary Rah! Rah! Rah! Denver University Sis! Boom! Bah ! Are we in it? Well, I guess! Adelphians in it. Yes! Yes! Yes! OFFICERS President................................. Vice-President............................ Recording Secretary....................... Corresponding Secretary.........'......... Treasurer................................... First Critic.............................. Second Critic............................. Sergeant-at-Arms.......................... .......Clyde Spain ....Grace Ham mitt .....Marian Moore Kenneth Henderson .. .Charlotte Georoe ....Willard Teller ......Beulah Gray ........Hiero Hays 142 THE ADELPHIAN OFFICERS. Kenneth Henderson. Hiero Hays. Charlotte George Marian Moore. Clyde Spain. Grace Hammitt. 143 ADELPHIAN HISTORY In the latter part of the school year of 1897-8 several of the Preparatory boys, having a desire to develop the art of speaking and a literary taste, set about the organization of a literary society wherein the desired ends might be accomplished. Hitherto, no such organization had existed in the Preparatory school, but through the efforts of Professor Spencer an organization was formed under the name, “The Adelphian Literary Society.' The first officers of the society were as follows: President, Walter G. Gooldy: vice-president, Harley A. Keegan; treasurer, Wm. A. Salstrom: secretary, Geo. A. Gebhart; sergeant-at-arms, Walter Moscript. The right of membership was limited exclusively to Preparatory boys of Denver University. Each member is required to sign the constitution and pay 25 cents initiation fee. At the opening of the school year of 1899-1900 the society at once began active work. The important feature in the society's work this year was the formation of a national house of representatives, each mem-l er representing a certain political party and state. The next school year found the society in a progressive condition. The principal event of this year was the debate with the Hesperian society of Cutler Academy of Colorado Springs. This debate was held in Grace M. E. church, Denver. Mr. F. G. Szirkosky and Mr. I . H. Martin represented the A. L. S. in the debate. Although they were worsted, they showed great ability as speakers. Shortly after the opening of the present school year the society met, with Chas. Adams as president, he having been elected at the close of the previous year. There was a goodh number in attendance and a number of new students desiring membership, so that the outlook for the present year was most encouraging. Owing, however, to the early loss of the president and some of the older members, little was accomplished during the first term. At the close of the term a meeting of the Preparatory school was held and it was voted to reorganize, framing a new constitution and by-laws, but retaining the name of the Adelphian. Under the new constitution privileges of membership were extended to Preparatory girls. Meetings are held fortnightly, alternating Friday afternoon and evening. Interesting and instructive programs are given, consisting of recitations. papers, vocal and instrumental solos, debates and extemporaneous speaking. MEMBERS T. R. Linville Otto Johnson Nellie Chatfield Gertrude Brink Robert Hopkins Bess McKay Willard Teller Blanche McKay Arden Hawker Grace Hammitt Fanny Taggart Grace Miller Ralph Smith Irene Borton Hiero Field Hays J. R. Munro Herbert Williams Josephine Lawnev Clyde Spain Viola Clymcr P. T. Brisenden Myrtle Clark Frank Popple Janie McKay Marian Moore Ruth C. Teller Charlotte George J. A. Bixbv Enid Hilton Edith Libbv 144 I' MEM B E R S Clyde E. Ellis Henry K. Dillcnback J. R. Munro Vernon T. Brigham Clarence Baker l)r. Drake Henry W. Allen Mr, Cohen Ruel Loucks Hiero Harry Weber Prof. IT. E. Russell Dr. J. E. Le Rossignol Edward Stauffer F. Hays T45 Amerman • OFFICERS President.............. Vice-President......... Corresponding Secretary Recording Secretary---- Treasurer.............. . .11. C. Warner ---W. C. Adams ...W. M. Bayliss ......E. K. Terry F. E. C. Williams “As the library is the head of this institution, so the Young Men's Christian Association is its heart, and 1 would as soon a young man would go through college and never enter the library as to go through college and never identity himself with the work of the association —were the words of the president of the University of Michigan. In nearly every university, college and school of higher learning in the United States arc N oting Men’s Christian Associations with a membership of over 40.000. The association stands against all college evils and for a clean pure life. Its purpose is the winning of men to Christ and upbuilding of Christian character. It seeks to regulate the mental, social and physical sides as well as the spiritual, thus bringing the whole life into proper relation to Christ. In the eleven years in which the association has been a part of the life of the University of Denver, it has grown slowly, but steadily, in members and usefully ness. A number of students have volunteered to give their lives to the foreign fields and through the association a native preacher in India is supported. As the new year brings its new students the association endeavors to improve the opportunity for becoming acquainted and for rendering helpful assistance by giving each one a handsome little handbook containing useful information concerning the University. A stag reception was given in September of last year which was enjoyed by all. Though handicapped by the earliness of the hour the devotional meetings have been very helpful and well attended. There has been nearly 45 per cent, increase in membership, and the financial condition is better than ever before. e confidently. through faith in Christ, look forward to a useful and prosperous year in his service. Former presidents of the association have been: 1891-1892. Chas. McCoard; 1892-1894, H. M. Guthrie; 1894-1895. H. M. Avery; 1895-1896. Chas. C. P. Hiller; 1896-1897, Philip Frick; 1896-1897. M. A. Rader: 1897-1898. Chas. C. P. Hiller: 1898-1899, Leland E. Howard; 1899-1900, Chas. F. Seitter: 1900-1901, R. S. Uzzell; 1901-1902, Arthur Clements; 1902-1903, H. C. Warner. Y. M. C. A. OFFICERS. Terry. Linville. Williams. Bayliss. A merman Gebhart. Adams. Warner. Clements. 147 Y.W.C.A I Y. W. C. A. OFFICERS. Grace Twombly. Hattie Meyer. Ethel Miller. Lulu Glockner. Alice Richardson. Myrtle Dunham. Emma Laubmann. Elsa Strawbridge. Olive Hensel. Sallie Welch. THE YOUNG WOMEN’S CHRISTIAN ASSOCIATION “Xot by might, nor by power, but by my spirit, saith the Lord of Hosts ' OFFICERS President................................. Vice-President............................ Corresponding Secretary................... Recording Secretary....................... Treasurer................................. Chairman Missionary Committee............. Chairman Intercollegiate Committee........ Chairman Membership Committee............. Chairman Room Committee................... Chairman Social Committee................. .....Els a St r a w br t dge ......Hattie L. Meyer . 1....Grace Twombly ........Lulu Glockner ........Sallie Welch ...Alice X. Richardson ........Olive Hexsel ___Emma S. Laubmanx ......Myrtle Dun ham .........Ethel Miller THE INNER MAN REFLECTED Every prayer the soul sends forth Is mirrored on the face; Every joy and every sorrow Likewise, too, dotli leave its trace. Impure thoughts and evil longings That find place within the breast Likewise, too. do leave their imprints; Those that Truth doth e’er detest. Therefore, God, () fill our bosoms With pure thoughts and love for Thee, That our souls may give reflections Which Thine eyes shall gladly see. A beautiful culture mav we achieve In music and books and art; But the truest culture demands that we Combine the open and Christ-like heart. — A-tno 150 A SONNET Downcast, and e’en with tearful mien lie goes. Disowned of college classes; him the Prep Surveys with loathing, and his haughty step Far turns apart, and plain his loathing shows. The fair co-ed his direful case well knows, And, meeting him upon the college step. She stops not to address him there mayhap Her notice, lately slight, now lesser grows. Thus with a sneaking air. as of one caught In some dire, awful act, and soon to pay Full penalty therefor, he goes upwrought. Xor dares enjoy himself in light of day -’Tis thus the college special pays the price Of getting credits, true, an awful vice. —E. G. 15 THE CLARION STAFF. Howard Louthan C. G. Parsons. Charles Morris. B. H. Martin. Arthur Pearson A. M. Smock. Edwin Green. Robert Rose. Emma Laubmann. 152 HntWrtfitij (Clarion VESTIGIA NUL.LA RETRORSuM STAFF Editor-in-Chief.................................................Art h ur Pearson Associate Editor and Business. Manager............................B. H. Martin CORRESPONDENTS College of Liberal Arts— Emma S. Laurmaxx Edwin Green Preparatory School.............. Dental School .................. Howard Louth an Chas. F. Morris .............Clair L. Phifer .................A. M. Smock Law School......................................................Robert Rose Medical School.................................................C. G. Parsons However precarious may have been the existence of the Clarion in the past, its development along the present lines would seem to leave no doubt as to its future. The endeavor has been to make it fin-dc-sicclc and place its standard at a creditable altitude. In developing our own creation, the prerogatives and emoluments of office have been made secondary considerations. Denver University journalism should be loyal to Denver University. This thought has been the guiding star of our editorial policy; along this line the Clarion has blazed a way for itself on which it is hoped it will he conducted by those who may have in charge its future destinies. In this way, the idea of its foundation will, in the main, be conserved. It is further hoped that it will continue to grow in popular favor in the college community and justify the predictions which we have so lavishly and hopefully launched concerning its future. Denver University vs. University of Wyoming, .May 2, 1902. Laramie. Wvo. Question.—Resolved, That Municipalities Should Own and Operate their Public Utilities. Affirmative.—Arthur Carlson. Sheridan Downey. Lewis Tidball; University of Wyoming. Negative.—Charles E. Griffin. Charles F. Carninc. William B. Thomas; Denver University. Decision in favor of the affirmative. JUDGES Judge I. E. Barnum. Denver; Judge Rincr. Cheyenne; Judge Allen Denver. the d. u. debating team. Charles E. Griffin. Charles F. Carnine. William B. Thomas. 154 UNIVERSITY PRIZES I COLLEGE OF LIBERAL ARTS For the best work in collegiate Greek, $25.00: given by Mr. W. C. Johnston. Won bv Miss Alice A. Amsden. COLLEGE OF LAW Faculty prize for best work during entire course, $50.00 Won by Frederick R. Wright, A.B. Honorable mention. Wilbur F. Denious. COLLEGE OF MEDICINE A copy of The American Text Book of Laryngology, given by Professor Gallaher to F. J. Clemenger for the greatest proficiency in clinical laryngology. A Loring Ophthalmoscope, given by Professor Banc to J. M. Barney, for best report of clinical lectures in Ophthalmology and Otology. Second prize, a volume of the Practical Medicine Series, given by Professor Bane to W. C. Birkenmaver. For the best grade in Clinical Medicine, a medicine case, given by Professor Holden to E. W. Lazelle. For the best examination in Surgery, a surgical case, given by J. B. Durbin, Esq., to L. G. Brown. For greatest proficiency in Therapeutics, a Medical Dictionary, given by Professor F.dson to M. E. Preston. Honorable mention of Miss Ella Mead. For the best grade in Medical Recitation, a medicine case, given by Professor Holden to Miss Ella Mead. For highest grade in Materia Medica and Pharmacology, Trommel's Prescription Scales, given by Professor Seebass to R. C. Dunkel. COLORADO COLLEGE OF DENTAL SURGERY For the best general average in the final examinations of the Senior class, the college prize of $20.00. Won by Mr. W. H. White. For excellence in Operative Dentistry, a set of Dr. C. D. Lukin's regulating appliances, given by the J. Durbin Surgical and Dental Supply Company. Won by Atlantic Christensen. A second prize by the same company for excellence in final examinations in the Junior class, a rubber dam punch. Won by H. E. Tisch. For the best work in. Mechanical Dentistry in the Junior class, an automatic mallet, given by the Dental Specialty Company. Won by Miss Edwina Hedge. THE PREPARATORY SCHOOL For best work in Greek throughout Preparatory course. $15.00: given by Mr. C. K. Durbin. Won by Mr. Dorr Amerman. For best work in beginning Greek. $10.00: given by Dr. A. B. Hyde. W on by Miss Ellen Canfield. 155 THE SOPHOMORE- FRESHMAN ORATORICAL CONTEST At University Hall. For the Dr. J. B. Kinlev Prize. May 8, 1902. f t A PROGRAM Presiding Officer Dr. J. E. LeRossignol Trio Misses Miller. Strawbridge and Alter IM Ay Oration “See if Ye Can Find a Man’’ Wallace M. Bayliss (Sophomore). ()ration “The Unspeakable Turk Arthur Clements (Sophomore). Oration Idealists Leslie catch (Freshman). Vocal Solo Oration Frank E. IlartsOck (Freshman). Oration Robert W. Poundstotie (Freshman). Piano Solo Judges—Rev. Dr. Covle. Hon. X. Q. Tanquarv. James H. Pershing. Esq. First Place DRCISIOX OF JIMXIF.S. Wallace M. Bavliss Second Place Prize consists of Shakespeare’s works in twelve volumes, presented by I)r. T B. Kinlev. CLASS DAY, 1902 1 ------------------------------- The class day exercises presented by the class of 1902 on June Ioth were as interesting and as original as any ever given by previous graduating classes. The class evidently believed it its duty to keep the cusoms of the University intact, and it surely has no cause to be ashamed. The program was very neat and appropriate; it announced that “The class of 1902 presents an original, realistic, serio-comedy entitled, ‘The First and Last Tea.' Just preceding this announcement was the following apt little verse: “The tea, that in the magic of its flow Anoints the tongue to wag of so and so. To gabble garbled garrulousness ere You lay the cup and saucer down to go.” W e give the synopsis of this very interesting little comedy, which was written by Mr. Harry F. Dunkel. Act. 1. The Plot That Failed.—The faculty committee arrange for a tea. Place: Dr. LeRossignol’s room. University Hall. In this act Mr. Stover and Mr. Griffin assumed the characters of Dr. Howe and Prof. Russell so well that the audience was kept continually in a state of hilarity. Act 11. The Jronv of Fate.—Senior class meeting. Plot is hatched. Act III. Dark Deeds. Act IV. Pride’s Fall. 'I his was the presentation of a Junior class affair. Place: Miss Miller’s room at Mr. Evans’. Act V. The First and I,ast 'Pea. In which the counter plot is brought to a happy ending. The University Mantle was next presented. 'Phis very naturally was given into the custody of the Faultless Class. This was followed by the presentation of the Class Gift, a beautiful piece of sculpture copied from Lucia Della Robbia. On the covers of the program were several witty and apt remarks concerning the Juniors, et al. We quote a few of them. “Private lessons in Latin, different hours for each student.—Miss Straw-bridge.” “J. E. Le Rossignol is chairman of the D. U. On Time League.” “Watch Clements weep oratorical tears.” “Henry A. Buchtel, dealer in Beautiful Spirit. On the corner of the Great Way.” Everybody thoroughly enjoyed the program, and the day was acknowledged by all a fit ending to the brilliant career of the class of 1902. !57 CHARTER DAY The First Building of Denver University. Located Corner 14th and Arapahoe. Charter day in Oxford would mean a grand display of all the pomp and magnificence of a Roman holiday. The gowns and caps would come forth, the sonorous Latin would be read and all would do homage to the university that dared to resist even James II. Centuries ago when the fogs of history were just beginning to lift. Oxford was founded, and to the splendor of a mighty past all Englishmen do reverence. “Tis a far cry to Denver University.” some would say: in a country whose national government itself is barely a century old. and yet in honor of the spirit of courage and perseverance, the grit behind the deed, let us honor our past, even though it should be but for one short hour, tor we live in deeds, not years. Scarce forty years ago, in the midst of a national crisis, our University was founded. A few years before, men rushed across unknown deserts to the El Dorado of California: the Indian chief sat lazily smoking in his tepee and at night the coyotes yelped and whined over the immense waste where now the University stands. To us all “Hearts Courageous” means much: given these, wc forgive much. And so lest we forget the pioneer spirit that stands behind the whole American people, the will to do and dare: lest we forget, we halt for one short moment to gaze back over the range. The trappers have taken their final trail, the prairie schooners no longer cross the plains. Day by day our pioneer past recedes. Here and there, perhaps, an old corral or building may be seen, but they too are going, as the full-passioned, rough, yet able men that filled them have gone before. The old university building has been abandoned and another built some distance from the city. The University, too. has a past, although it was only March, 1864, that 158 Territorial Governor Evans signed our charter. And now. March. 1903. a bare forty years, the University suspends its work and stops for a moment, as men climbing a mountain, to view the way by which the}' have come before turning to the heights yet to be conquered. And they sec in the midst of a fur-trading village, a few earnest men interested in science and culture, forming great plans of a university. They see our present buildings constructed amid difficulties and privations. They see men who had obligated themselves to aid the Universitv basely desert her in time of need. They see the growth of an enormous debt, a gigantic black cloud hovering over the University and baffling all attempts to disperse it. To all this Mr. Richardson, first president of the seminary: Mrs. Whitamore. a member of the first faculty; Bishop Warren and I)r. Moore, our earliest Chancellor, who were with us this Charter day, to all this an l more they bear witness. But now the cloud of debt has been dispersed, and proud and free our University stands an object of pride and reverence to all. All honor to our present Chancellor, who has been the means of lifting a debt of $175,000 in four years. His memory and example will be handed down for the reverence of students and the emulation of future Chancellors. And then to crown our good fortune comes a decision of the Supreme Court exempting all University property from taxation, which is worth far more than an endowment of thousands of dollars. On such a day who is there with “soul so dead.’’ that does not rejoice in the good fight we have fought and won. retaining through all an honorable name for scholarship. And now, free from the morass of the past, with a clear course and hopeful hearts, we turn to a glorious future sustained by the thought of past victories. “We sometimes fight But that’s all right For brothers all are we We’re out of sight Upon the height 159 A mile above the sea.” JOSEPH B. K1NLEY, M. D. Dr. Joseph B. Kinley was born in Stuttgart, Wurttemburg, Germany, March 25, 1859. When he was five years of age, his parents came to America, locating at Philadelphia, Pa., where his father acted in the capacity of vice-consul. Young Joseph's early education was obtained at the University of Xotre Dame, Indiana. Leaving there, he engaged in school teaching for a short time, after which he took the teachers’ course in Howe’s Academy, located at Mount Pleasant, Iowa. After teaching two years, he took a competitive examination for entrance to the 160 University of Iowa, won a scholarship, and entered the medical department of that institution in the fall of 1879. There he studied two years, acquitting himself with great credit. Later he visited his fatherland, and taking up his studies, was graduated from tlie medical department of one of the German universities. Returning to America, he entered a school of homeopathy in Chicago, 111., from which he was graduated in 1885. It follows that he has won the degree of M. D. from both the school of allopathy and the school of homeopathy. On completing his medical education he came to Colorado, where he has prosecuted a large practice with remarkable success. He is an artist in his profession and stands second to none in his school in Colorado. Being a Christian gentleman, and at present a member of the Capitol Hill Methodist Episcoj al Church, he takes a profound interest in every movement that makes for the betterment of human conditions. Since his residence in Colorado he has been identified with several scientific societies and medical colleges. For six years he taught microscopy in the School of Pharmacy in the Denver University, and for several years occupied the chair of comparative materia mediea in the University of Colorado. At present he is professor of dermatology in the Homeopathic College of Denver, and is a regular lecturer at the Glen Park Chautauqua. He is a member of the American Institution of Homeopathy, the American Society of Microscopists, and a charter member of the Colorado Academy of Science. In connection with the last he has written several articles on natural history, notably one on ' Beavers ' In 1891-92 he was president of the Denver Homer Club. Believing that eloquence plays no small part in human affairs: that it is capable of cultivation: and that a love for it should be stimulated, lie offered a prize, known as the Kinley prize, for the best oration delivered in competition between the Sophomore and Freshmen classes of the University of Denver. Since the class of 1904 has had the honor of winning this prize both in its Freshman and Sophomore years, it feels a special regard for Dr. Kinle , and it is as a small token of this regard that we take this space in our annual to express it. We hope that the bond of good feeling that has sprung up between 11s will not be broken in the future, and though we may drift apart we shall always have a warm spot in our memory for him. The prize has been contested for but three times, but these contests have all been spirited, showing the appreciation of the student body for the offer of Dr. Kinley. The history of the award is as follows: Loring D. Beckwith, 1902. subject. “The Price Per Plate. Prize, set of Shakespeare. Charles E. Morse. 1904. subject, “A Plea for the Afro-American. Prize, set of Buhver Lytton’s Works. Wallace M. Bayliss, 1904, subject. “See If Ye Can Find a Man. Prize, set of Shakespeare. 161 f •o S. K. Hornbeck. T. M. Stuart. W. C. Heckendorf. S. E. Blakeslee. W. Me. Alter. F. W. Stover. E. A. Hemphill. M. M. Stuart. J. P. Lee. J. H. Moore. C. R. Ailing. E. B. Upton. W. M. Ault. BETA THETA PI Founded—Miami I ’niversity, 1839. Colors— Pink and Blue. Flower—American Beauty Rose. Alpha Zeta Chapter, Charter Granted 1888. FRATRES IN FACULTATE Chancellor Henry A. Buchtel...........................................DePauw George C. Manly.......................................................Denver William A. Moore.................................................... Denver Sylvester G. Williams..........................................Ohio Wesleyan FRATRES IN UNIVERSITATE Fred W. Stover Wilbur McC. Alter Stanley K. Hornl)eck Winton M. Ault Theodore M. Stuart S. Earle Blakeslee Julian H. Moore Ernest B. Upton J. Paul Lee Charles E. Morse Malcolm M. Stuart Walter C. Heckendorf Claude R. Ailing Earl A. Hemphill Edward A. Taylor 164 Chapter House—University Park. Chapter House, University Park, Colo. 165 BETA THETA PI A college fraternity becomes a reality to a man at a decisive moment—when he is in a formative period, entering upon a new world, the college kingdom, a sphere where there awaits him unknown pleasures and unexpected difficulties. The fraternity appeals to the young man in a new way—and he forms in it a new relation. He finds new friends, friends in a new sense—brothers; he finds new responsibility towards these men, towards the traditions, the reputation and aims which his fraternity represents. Beta Theta Pi has ever stood for the best of “fellowship —and for the all-round development of college manhood. Founded at Miami University, Oxford, Ohio, in 1839. it was the first among prominent Western fraternities. At that time Alpha Delta Phi was the only fraternity as far West as Ohio. Delta Kappa Epsilon was founded in 1844 and Phi Delta Theta in 1848. Phe growth of Beta Theta Pi has been conservative, gradual and continuous. Sixtv-four years have elapsed since the founding of the fraternity and its roll now contains sixty-five active chapters, located in the leading colleges in both East and West. Two alliances have been made with other fraternities—with Alpha Sigma Chi in 1879 and with the Mystic Seven in 1889 in each instance the uniting society and its alumni being merged into Beta Theta Pi. The fraternity has held sixty-three annual conventions, has published six editions of catalogues and directories and nine editions of Beta Theta Pi songs. Thirty-one volumes of the Beta Theta magazine has appeared, in continuous series since 1872. usually being published monthly. The membership now approximates 12.750. Fifteen chapters own houses— and thirty-one rent them. There are fifty alumni chapters in prominent cities throughout the United States. Among members prominent in public life we claim one vice-president of the United States, four judges of the United States Supreme Court and six judges of the Federal Court, sixty-five United States senators and congressmen, twenty-one governors of states, among whom are the present governors of New York, Massachusetts and Virginia, twenty college presidents, four bishops in the M.E. Church and scores of men prominent in professional and business life. Alpha Zeta chapter was granted its charter in 1888—although several men in Denver University had been initiated previously by other chapters. During the fifteen years of its existence the chapter has enrolled seventy-three men. Betas have always been prominent in every line of college activity—oratory, athletics, literary work, music, class organization and class work anti college social life. It is the aim of Alpha Zeta that her men shall be loyal to Denver University, loyal to their associates, loyal to their chapter and loyal to themselves. 166 BETA THETA PI CHAPTER ROLL I District I. Brown Boston Maine Amherst Dartmouth Wesleyan Yale Bowdoin District II. Rutgers Cornell Stevens St. Lawrence Colgate Union Columbia Syracuse District III. Wash.-Jefferson Dickinson Johns Hopkins Pennsylvania Pa. State Coll. Lehigh District IV. Hampclen-Sidney North Carolina Virginia Davidson District V. Central Vanderbilt Texas District VI. Miami Cincinnati Western Reserve Ohio Ohio Wesleyan Bethany Wittenberg Denison Wooster Kenyon Ohio State West Virginia District X. California Stanford Washington State 167 District VII. De Pauw Indiana Wabash Hanover District VIII. Michigan Knox Beloit Iowa Chicago Iowa Wesleyan Wisconsin North western Minnesota Illinois District IX. Westminster Washington Kansas Denver Nebraska Missouri Colorado C. H. Stewart A. Clements R. W. Poundstonc H. S. Vautjhn D S Swan F. Stewart F. E. C. Williams W. M. Bay lisa W. C. Williams C. M. Dcardorf H. W. Allen H. S. Warwick E. G. Green R. M. Perry P. S. Worth W. C. Borst A. J. Pate E. Stauffer I SIGMA ALPHA EPSILON Founded at the University of Alabama. March 9, 1856. Colors: Royal Purple and Old Gold. Flower: Violet. COLORADO ZETA Charter Granted December 18, 1891. FRATRES IN URBE George D. Kimball, E. S. T. X. Id 1 burn Watson Charles F. Seitter Rudy S. I'zzell Thomas M. 1 lopkins Wayne C. Williams J. X. Lindsey Edward W. Lazell Cutlibert Powell J. W. Graham FRATRES IN UNIVERSITATE RESIDENT GRADUATE. William C. Borst 1903. Edward Stauffer Arthur Clements Miller E. Preston Clyde H. Stewart S. B. Scholz, Jr. Wallace M. Bavliss Harold S. Vaughn Henry W. Allen 1904. D. Shelton Swan Charles M. Deardorf 1905. Robert Y. Poundstone Arthur J. Pate 1906. 169 Franklin E. C. Williams Herbert S. Warwick Robin Perrv Edwin G. Green Floyd Stewart Paul Worth SIGMA ALPHA EPSILON The Sigma Alpha Epsilon college fraternity was founded in the year 1856, at the University of Alabama, situated at Tuscaloosa, Alabama. The order is known throughout the United States as one of the largest and strongest of the Gseek-letter fraternities and is one of the Big Five.” It has chapters situated at the leading educational institutions from Maine to California, and from Canada to the Gulf of Mexico, and these chapters are individually and collectively very strong units in the organization of the order, maintaining the very highest standards of fraternity and brotherhood. The fraternity recently granted five new charters to that many out of sixteen petitioning locals, and at the present time there are sixty-three chapters in the fraternity. Colorado has three chapters situated at the University of Denver, University of Colorado, and the State School of Mines. There are also numerous alumni associations throughout the United States; one of the largest of these is in Denver. The present undergraduate membership of Sigma Alpha Epsilon is about 1,100. CHAPTER ROLL Maine Alpha................ Massachusetts Beta Upsilon Massachusetts Iota Tan..... Massachusetts Gamma....... Massachusetts Delta....... New York Alpha............. New York Mu............... New York Sigma Phi......... Pennsylvania Omega........ Pennsylvania Sigma Phi.. . Pennsylvania Alpha Zeta.. Pennsylvania Zeta.......... Pennsylvania Delta......... Pennsylvania Theta......... Virginia Omicron.......... Virginia Sigma............. Virginia Lambda Beta...... North Carolina Xi......... North Carolina Theta....... South Carolina Gamma....... Georgia Beta............... Georgia Psi................ Georgia Epsilon............ .................University of Maine ...................Boston University Massachusetts Institute of Technology ...................Harvard University ... .Worcester Polytechnic Institute ...................Cornell Universty ..................Columbia University ................St. Stephen’s College ....................Allegheny College ....................Dickinson College ..........Pennsylvania State College ..................Bucknell University ...................Gettysburg College ...........University of Pennsylvania ................University of Virginia .....Washington and Lee University ...........Virginia Military Institute .........University of North Carolina .....................Davidson College ......................Wofford College ................University of Georgia ....................Mercer University ................... Emory College I O Georgia Phi............ Michigan Iota Beta..... Michigan Alpha......... Ohio Sigma............. Ohio Deltq............. Ohio Epsilon........... Ohio Theta............. Indiana Alpha.......... Indiana Beta.......... Illinois Psi Omega..... Illinois Beta......... Illinois Gamma Rho---- Minnesota Alpha........ Wisconsin Alpha....... Kentucky Kappa........ Kentucky Iota.......... Kentucky Epsilon...... Tennessee Zcta......... Tennessee Lambda...... Tennessee Xu........... Tennessee Kappa........ Tennessee Omega....... Tennessee Eta.......... Alabama Mu............ Alabama Iota........... Alabama Alpha Mu______ Missouri Alpha......... Missouri Beta......... Nebraska Lambda Pi... Kansas Alpha.......... Arkansas Alpha Upsilon Colorado Chi.......... Colorado Zeta......... Colorado Lambda....... California Alpha. ...... California Beta....... Louisiana Epsilon...... Louisiana Tan Upsilon. Mississippi Gamma.... Texas Rho.............. .....Georgia School of Technology .............University of Michigan ......................Adrian College ................Mount Union College ............Ohio Wesleyan University ............University of Cincinnati ...............Ohio State University ....................Franklin College ..................Purdue University ..............Northwestern University ................University of Illinois ................University of Chicago .............University of Minnesota ..............University of Wisconsin ...................Central University ......................Bethel College ..............Kentucky State College Southwestern Presbyterian University ................Cumberland University ................Vanderbilt University ..............University of Tennessee .............University of the South .....Southwestern Baptist University ..............University of Alabama ..................Southern University .......Alabama Polytechnic Institute .............University of Missouri ..............Washington University ..............University of Nebraska ................University of Kansas ..............University of Arkansas ..............University of Colorado ................University of Denver .....Colorado State School of Mines .....Lcland Stanford. Jr., University ..............University of California ...........Louisiana State University ....................Tulanc University ............University of Mississippi ................University of Texas I l 2 ' « •!� « I KAPPA SIGMA Founded at the University of Virginia in 1867. Colors: Crimson, White and Emerald Green. Flower: Lilv of the Valley. • BETA OMICRON CHAPTER Charter granted February 8, 1902. I). McArthur Carson V. A. Mitchell J. 1 Bushong F. Leslie Y catch MEMBERS Charles F. Morris Ray L. Drinkwater Fred Kruse S. Clifford Carnes Robert Drysdale Horace Kruse John R. Xeal Frederick R. Wright Wilbur F. Denious Justin H. Haynes CHARTER ROLL DISTRICT I. DISTRICT TIT. Psi.............University of Maine Alpha Rho............Bowdoin College Beta Kappa..Xew Hampshire College Alpha lambda..University of Vermont Beta Alpha...........Brown University DISTRICT II. Alpha Kappa.......Cornell University Pi...............Swarthmore College Alpha Delta. ...Penna. State College Alpha Epsilon........Univ. of Penna. Alpha Phi.........Bucknell University Beta Delta... .Wash, and Jeff. College Beta Iota..........Lehigh University Beta Pi............Dickinson College Alpha Alpha. .University of Maryland Alpha Eta........Columbian University Zeta..University of Virginia Eta...........Randolph-Macon College Xu.........William and Mary College Upsilon.......Hampden-Sidnev College Beta Beta.........Richmond College Delta.............Davidson College Eta Prime............Trinity College Alpha Mu..Univ. of North Carolina Beta Upsilon. Carolina A. M. College DISTRICT IV. Alpha Xu..............Wofford College Alpha Beta..........Mercer University Alpha Tau. .Georgia School of Tech. Beta Lambda. ..University of Georgia Beta...........University of Alabama Beta Eta..Alabama Polytechnic Inst. 173 DISTRICT V. DISTRICT VII. Theta.......................Cumberland University Kappa......................Vanderbilt University Lambda........University of Tennessee Phi.........Southwestern Pres. Univ. Omega..........University of the South Alpha Omicron. .Kentucky University Alpha Theta. .Southwestern Bap. Coll. Beta Xu........Kentucky State College Alpha Xi................Bethel College DISTRICT VI. Alpha Upsilon.........Millsaps College Gamma... .Louisiana State University Epsilon..............Centenary College Sigma..........................Tulane University Iota.......Southwestern I.'nivcrsity Tau...............University of Texas Xi............University of Arkansas Alpha Omega. .William Jewell College Beta Gamma.Missouri State University Beta Sigma... .Washington University Alpha Psi......University of Nebraska Beta Tau..............Baker University Beta Omicron.. University of Denver DISTRICT VIII. Alpha Sigma. .Ohio State University Chi.................Purdue University Alpha P!...............Wabash College Beta Theta......University of Indiana Alpha Gamma .University of Illinois Alpha Chi...Lake Forest University Alpha Zeta. . .University of Michigan Beta Epsilon......Univ. of Wisconsin Beta Mu. ... University of Minnesota Beta Rho..........University of Iowa DISTRICT JX. Beta Zeta..Leiand Stanford Jr. Univ. Beta Xi....Universitv of California 74 KAPPA SIGMA Kappa Sigma was founded as an association of students at the University of Bologna in the year 1400. Here it was quite prominent, enrolling among its other members the great artist. Michael Angelo. It soon spread in its original form to the'leading Universities of Europe. However, in 1867 several students from the University of Virginia who were studying in Europe, having heard of this society, received permission to establish similar chapters in America, so in the same year the first chapter was established at the I niversity of Virginia as a Greek letter fraternity. Chapters were then established in most of the leading Southern Colleges and the fraternity became quite prominent as is attested by the fact that the President of the Confederacy was a member. Although originally a strictly Southern fraternity, in the early eighties it began entering Northern schools, until to-day it enrolls sixty-four Chapters on its list. These are scattered from the University of Maine in the East to the University of California and Leland Stanford on the West: Tulane University at New Orleans on the South, and the Universities of Minnesota and Wisconsin on the North. It has thus attained a size and prominence which ranks it as one of the leading College fraternities. i 5 0 Marguerite Dyer. Alice Richardson. Lorencie Anderson. Mrs. Martha Crook. Annette Badgley. Norine Wilson. Eva Humason. Marcia Murray. Mary Wallihan. Maude Walker. Maude Deisher. Bess Wilson. Ethel Miller. Helen Stidger. SPIKES Marian Moore. Lena Bushong. Josephine Lawney. Lena Harper. Florence Jones. Charlotte George. - I I I 9 PI BETA PHI Founded at Monmouth College, 1867. Colors: Wine and Silver Blue. I ------ Badge: Arrow. YELL Ring Ching Cliing! Ho, hippi hi! ’Rah, ro Arrow! Pi Beta Phi. COLORADO BETA Charter Granted February 12, 1885. ACTIVE M Alice Naomi Richardson Maud Beauchamp Walker Xorine May Wilson Maude von Email Deisher Marguerite Martha Dyer Bess Merton Wilson Marcia Murray Marie Walker PLE Lena Harper Charlotte George Josephine Lawney MBERS Mary Erlcnc Wallihan Annette Badgley Eva Belle Humason Martha Loescher Crook Sarah I orencie Anderson Ethel Katherine Miller Helen Stidgcr Susie Winton. c e s Lena Bushong Florence Jones Marian Moore The Pi Beta Phi fraternity for college women was founded at Monmouth College, Monmouth. Illinois, April 28, 1867, being the first woman’s college fraternity to organize as such. The parent Chapter is now no longer in existence, as in 1884 the college authorities became opposed to secret societies, so it gave up its charter. The oldest Chapter of Pi Beta Phi now in existence, being the second one established, is Iowa Alpha at Mount Pleasant. Iowa. It received its charter January 1, 1869, at the hands of Mrs. Libbie Brook Gaddis. Colorado Beta Chapter received its charter February 12, 1885, and was initiated by Miss Addie Sutliff, of Kansas Alpha. At that time the fraternity 177 comprised only thirteen Chapters located at Colleges in the Middle and Western States. The official publication of Pi Beta Phi is “The Arrow ' founded in November. 1884, and at present issued quarterly. This magazine publishes articles on fraternity subjects, descriptions or photographic cuts of various colleges and universities, besides regular letters from each Chapter, giving news of the different Colleges as well as reports of Chapter life. The Pi Beta Phi Alumnae Association has ten State Secretaries and a number of City Alumnae Clubs. It is designed to maintain the interest of members after leaving College. CHAPTER ROLL Vermont Alpha........................Middlebury College, Middlebury, Vermont Vermont Beta.......................University of Vermont, Burlington. Vermont Columbia Alpha........Columbian University, Washington. District of Columbia Pennsylvania Alpha...................................Swarthmorc College, Swarthmore, Pennsylvania Pennsylvania Beta....................................Bucknell University, Lewisburg. Pennsylvania Ohio Alpha.....................................Ohio University, Athens. Ohio Ohio Beta................................Ohio State University, Columbus, Ohio Xew York Alpha.......................Syracuse University. Syracuse, Xew York Massachusetts Alpha.................. Boston University, Boston, Massachusetts Maryland Alpha..............Woman's College of Baltimore. Baltimore. Maryland Illinois Beta...........................Lombard University, Galesburg. Illinois Illinois Delta...............................Knox College, Galesburg, Illinois Illinois Epsilon...................Northwestern University, Evanston, Illinois Illinois Zeta.............................University of Illinois. Urbana.- Illinois Indiana Alpha..............................Franklin College. Franklin, Indiana Indiana Beta.......................University of Indiana. Bloomington. Indiana Indiana Gamma..........................................University of Indianapolis Michigan Alpha.............................Hillsdale College, Hillsdale, Michigan Michigan Beta...................University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, Michigan Iowa Alpha......................Iowa Wesleyan University. Mt. Pleasant, Iowa Iowa Beta....................................Simpson College. Indianola, Iowa Iowa Zeta................................Iowa State University, Iowa City, Iowa Missouri Alpha.....................University of Missouri, Columbia. Missouri Wisconsin Alpha....................University of Wisconsin, Madison, Wisconsin Louisiana Alpha.......................Newcomb College. New Orleans, Louisiana Kansas Alpha.............................Kansas University, Lawrence. Kansas Nebraska Beta......................University of Nebraska, Lincoln. Nebraska Texas Alpha................................University of Texas, Austin. Texas Colorado Alpha.......................University of Colorado. Boulder. Colorado Colorado Beta...............................Denver University, Denver, Colorado California Beta....................University of California. Berkeley, California w« s� T � � � co. DCTBOlT. Clara Alter. Inis Ridgway. Marguerite McNeil. Ruth Wallace. Harriet Rogers. Beatrice Brown. Edith Reese. Grace Twombly. Edith Boughton. Lucile Timberlake. Emma Laubmann. Esther Doll. GAMMA PHI BETA Founded at Syracuse University, 1874. Colors: Light and Dark Brown. Flower: Pink Carnation. THETA CHAPTER Charter Granted 1897. J9°3- Lucile Elizabeth Timberlake Harriet Shattuck Rogers Edith Jean Boughton Edith Mae Reese Inis Anna Ridgway Mary Grace Twombly Blossom Henry Es 1904. Margaret McXeil Ruth W allace 1905. Emma Sophie Laubniann Beatrice Brown 1906. Clara Alter ther Doll Viola Mae Clymer Mary Uzzell Margaret Wheeler Winifred Chase GAMMA PHI BETA Gamma Phi Beta Sorority was founded in 1874 at Syracuse University by Helen M. Dodge. Frances E. Havens, E. Addie Curtis and Minnie M. Bingham. The carnation was chosen as the flower of the Society, while light and dark brown became the colors. As a badge, the Greek monogram surrounded by the enamel crescent with its Hebrew letters was adopted. From its founding the new Sorority grew rapidly and soon was established 180 iii the greatest institutions of the land. Although in its twenty-ninth year, it lias but ten active and seven alumnae Chapters, as the national characteristic is conservatism. The second Chapter was placed in the University of Michigan and was soon succeeded by representation in the University of Wisconsin, University of Boston; Northwestern University, and Woman's College of Baltimore. The University of California claimed the first Western Chapter and the University of Denver soon followed. Since 1897 Bernard College and the University of Minnesota have been added to the Chapter roll. Alumnae organizations have been formed in Syracuse, Boston. Chicago, New York. Milwaukee, San Francisco and Denver. At a convention of Gamma IMii Beta held in November of 1897. Miss Louise Iliff presented the petition for a charter of Alpha Iota, a local society in the University of Denver, and in December of that same year Alpha Iota became Theta of Gamma Phi Beta. Alpha Iota itself, since 1891. has been a progressive and prominent Greek letter society. Formed in that year with a charter membership of seven, it had steadily grown and was able to form a strong Chapter of a national sorority. The charter members of Theta Chapter were Kdna Ilifif Briggs, May Wheeler Shattuck, Grace Evans Shannon. Mabel Walker Edwards. Vassa Willard Bayley. Ethel Thomas Holden. Beulah Steele Jcnness. Gertrude Holman. Lucia Pattison, Edith Wallace, Winifred Willard. Louise Biff, Florence Slocumb. Lindsey Barbee. Grace Sater. Emma Stover. Gamma Phi Beta has no honorary members. Each year the delegates from the different Chapters assemble in convention. The Sorority magazine is “The Crescent.” CHAPTER ROLL Alpha....................................................Syracuse University Beta.....................................................Ann Arbor. Michigan Gamma..........................................................University of Wisconsin Delta......................................................Boston University Epsilon..............................................Northwestern University Zeta...........................................Woman’s College of Baltimore Eta................................................University of California Theta................................................. University of Denver Tota.......................................................Barnard College Kappa................................................University of Minnesota ALUMNAE CHAPTERS New York, New York. Denver, Colorado. Chicago, Illinois. Syracuse, New York. Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Berkeley. California. 181 W. A. Marshall. W. M. Fisher. J. L. Laughlin. E. C. McClintock. M. Catlett. C. A. Monroe. A. T. Arthur. W. T. Roberts. H. E. Tisch. W. D. Flory. A. E. Goodwin. C. E. Maris. S. F. Brannan. H. C. Dolph. E. A. Owen. W. A. Brierley. W. E. Sanderson. W. H. Flint. H. F. Hoffman. I PSI OMEGA Founded in 1892. Colors: Light Line and White. Flower: The Ivv. MU CHAPTER Charter Granted 1897. HONORARY MEMBERS H. A. Fvnn W. T. Roberts Y. T. Chambers J. S. Jackson ALUMNI MEMBERS Mahlon F. Bauehcrt lames L. Me Murray F. J. Stover Allison Smith A. A. Wallace W. E. Sanderson H. F. Hoffman R. I’. McGee John F. Citran D. Hopkins E. P. Lewis E. S. Barnett O. J. Hcizer F. E. Dano II. L. Morton J. B. Woodward Burton M. Van Devoort J. Clinton Massic Adam Turnbull E. A. Sehlabach E. T. Downs J. S. Deane W. A. Brierlev E. A. Goodwin ACTIVE MEMBERS 1903. A. T. Arthur, J. G. M. E. C McClintock, Sec. W. A. Marshall Wm. D. Flory. G. M. Mallory Catlett. Treas. W. H. Flint H. E. Tisch Wm. Mallory Fisher. Jr. 1904. Edward A. Owen H. C. Dolph C. E. Maris 1905. C. A. Monroe J. L. Laughlin S. F. Brannan 183 186 OMEGA UPSILON PHI Founded at Buffalo, New York, November 15. 1894. DELTA CHAPTER. FRATRES IN SENIORS G. M. Blickensderfer T. E. Carinody W. T. Drysdale J. C. Herrick G. K. Olmsted W. F. Pike I.. A. Pons M. 1C. Preston R. H. Shipper A. F. Williams UNIVERSITATE JUNIORS R. C. Dunkel C. A. Hearne S. A. Joslyn Elmer McKeown E. G. Shaffer G. E. YanDerSchouw SOPHOMORES A. Aberg A. S. Baker Shuler Craft G. L. Monson Virgil Thompson G. C. Wallace H. L. Williams FRATRESIN FACULTATE II. S. Cooper B. I. Johnson M. E. Preston FRESHMEN H. A. Barclay X. B. Newcomer M. C. Harding C. W. Plumb ’ FRATRES IN URBE L. M. Barney C. C. Bell E. W. Lazell Cuthbert Powell FRA T.R ES HONORARII R. W. Arndt G. H. Christy W. H. Bergtold S. G. Bonney S. B. Childs C. E. Ed son S. A. Fisk J. M. Foster T. |. Gallaher R. C. Gallaher E. C. Hill E. F. Dean W. A. Jayne C. B. Lyman W. C. Mitchell CL B. Packard J. A. Wilder H. T. Pershing I. B. Perkins C. A. Powers E. C. Rivers Henry Sc wall H. G. Wet herd 1 II. B. Whitney 87 OMEGA UPSILON PHI Omega Upsilon Phi was originally a quiz club. It was organized by nine freshmen of the Medical Department of the University of Buffalo, on November 15th. 1894. At first this club did not even boast a name, but later was dubbed “O. P. C.” This name was retained during two long years of fierce competition between the new club and two other local fraternities that had long existed at Buffalo. But on the evening of the 29th of March, 1896. Homer J. Knickerbocker moved in regular meeting that the club be reorganized into a Greek letter fraternity, and the designation changed to Omega Upsilon Phi. The motion was carried, and a policy of extension to other colleges was adopted. Thus was Omega Upsilon Phi born into the world of the Greeks. The work of extension was begun in the University of Niagara, and Beta Chapter was there established. Subsequently the medical departments of the Universities of Buffalo and Niagara were united, and at the present time Beta Chapter is at the University of Cincinnati. A Grand Chapter was organized, ami ritual and pin adopted. The third Chapter to be organized was Delta Chapter, in the University of Denver. Delta receiving her charter November 28th and being installed December 10th. 1898. After this, extension proceeded more rapidly, and Chapters were soon installed in the various schools whose names appear below. In January, 1901. through the efforts of two of the general officers, the subject of an official organ for the fraternity was revived. Under their combined guidance there appeared in the following April Vol. 1. No. 1, of the Omega Upsilon Phi Quarterly. The issue was at once a success, proving beyond a doubt the necessity of such a publication. The Quarterly is now issued three times a year. It is now eight years since the nameless little society was organized from which sprang Omega Upsilon Phi. and five years since the second Chapter was established. In these brief years the Fraternity has grown from nothing until its membership is over five hundred strong, scattered over every State in the 'nion. and many foreign countries. In the recent wars in the Philippines. Porto Rico and Cuba, as well as in the peaceful walks of life in our own land, the Omegas have ever won esteem and confidence: and this is but the beginning. The end is not yet. CARTER ROLL Alpha Chapter.............................................University of Buffalo Beta Chapter...........................................University of Cincinnati Delta Chapter.............................................University of Denver Epsilon Chapter..........................................University of New York Zeta Chapter.................................................Trinity University Eta Chapter.............................................University of Colorado • Theta Chapter................................................Cornell University Iota Chapter............................................Cooper Medical College 188 • ANMNt� «A C. F. Carnine. B. Griffith. B. M. Holt. . O. G. Jones. C. C. Stanley. C. H. Stewart. F. W. Stover. A. A. Lee. W. E. Foley. A. T. Browns. U. M. Simon. J. V. Shaw. J. W. Stephenson. J. P. Wise. THE BREWER CHAPTER University of Denver, Charter Granted 1902. FRATRES IN FACULTATE Dean Lucius W. Hoyt (Story) George C. Manly (Kent) William A. Moore (Story) Robert J. Pitkin (Waite) Frederick R. Wright (Brewer) SENIORS C. H. Stewart U. M. Simon JUNIORS A. T. Browns J. Vincent Shaw C. F. Carnine C. C. Stanley Ben Griffith F. W. Stover O. G. Jones F. S. Titswortli FRESHMEN W. E. Foley A. A. Lee L� . M. Holt J. S. Stephenson J. P. Wise 190 THE PHI DELTA PHI The legal fraternity of Phi Delta Phi was founded at the law department of the University olf Michigan in 1869, by John M. Howard, of the law class of 71. The first meeting was held November 22, 18(19. and a committee was appointed to Correspond with officers of the Eastern law schools. In December a constitution and ritual were adopted and the Chapter placed in working order. It was decided to establish Chapters only in law schools of high standing, and to admit only undergraduate students as regular members, but honorary members were provided for. it being required that such members should belong to the legal profession and be elected and initiated in the usual way. Persons who were members of general fraternities were encouraged to join the new organization. as there is no conflict of allegiance. The Chapters were to be named after distinguished statesmen and jurists. Extension into other law schools was provided for. and in 1878 Booth Chapter was placed in Union College of Law at Chicago (now the Law School of Northwestern University), and Benjamin Chapter was established in Illinois Wesleyan University. In 1881 Story Chapter was established at Columbia Law School. Tn 1882 a convention was held at Ann Arbor, and from that time the prosperity of the Fraternity has been unabated. Chapters having been established at most of the principal law schools. It is the settled policy of the Fraternity not to antagonize the existing social or literary societies in the law schools in which it enters. It takes members from all college fraternities and many of its Chapters have been formed by their aid. It never attempts to rival any existing law club or society, but draws members from all. The character of the membership is very high and its members are fast taking prominent places in public life. During the past ten years the order has undoubtedly enjoyed a more rapid growth than any other fraternity during an equal period, due in a great part to the emphasizing of the legal and practical side of the organization and the general abandoning of those fraternal activities which may be termed hot air. Many of the Chapters are supplementing the regular course of instruction in the law school by reviews, quizzes, moot courts, and legal discussions and addresses. After graduation, the members form a widespread exchange for the interchange of business and information, and this feature is facilitated by the catalogue of the Fraternity, of which six editions have been published. The Alumni are beginning the organization of Alumni Chapters, such clubs being already organized in New York, Chicago, Washington, San Francisco. St. Louis. Kansas City and several of the other large cities. i9r THE LEGAL FRATERNITY OF PHI DELTA PHI Founded at the University of Michigan, 1869. CHAPTER ROLL Kent...................Law Department University of Michigan, Ann Arbor Benjamin..........Law Department Illinois Wesleyan University, Bloomington Booth..................Northwestern University Law School, Chicago, Illinois Story.....................School of Law, Columbia University, New York City Cooley........St. Louis Law School. Washington University, St. Louis. Missouri Pomeroy.................Hastings College of the Law. San Francisco, California Marshall............Law School of Columbian University. Washington, D. C. Jay.................Albany Law School, Union University, Albany, New York Webster.....................................School of Law, Boston University Hamilton.........................Law School of the University of Cincinnati Gibson............Department of Law. University of Pennsylvania. Philadelphia Choate.........................Harvard Law School, Cambridge, Massachusetts W aite............................Yale Law School. New Haven. Connecticut Field................................Department of Law, New York University Conkling..................School of Law. Cornell University, Ithaca. New York Tiedeman..........Law Department. University of Missouri. Columbia. Missouri Minor.........Law Department. University of Virginia, Charlottesville, Virginia Dillon............Department of Law, University of Minnesota, Minneapolis Daniels..............................Buffalo Law School, Buffalo, New York Chase..................School of Law, Universit) of Oregon, Portland, Oregon Harlan............School of Law, University of Wisconsin, Madison, Wisconsin Swan................Law Department. Ohio State University, Columbus. Ohio McClain...........Law Department. State University of Iowa, Iowa City, Iowa Lincoln...........College of Law. University of Nebraska. Lincoln. Nebraska Osgoode................................Law School of Upper Canada, Toronto Fuller............Chicago College of Law. Lake Forest University, Chicago Miller..Law Department. Leland Stanford Jr. University. Palo Alto, California Green...............School of Law. University of Kansas. Lawrence, Kansas Comstock................................College of Law. Syracuse University Dwight...............................................New York Law School Foster...........Law Department. University of Indiana, Bloomington. Indiana Ranney.........................Western Reserve Law School, Cleveland, Ohio Langdell..........Law Department. University of Illinois, Champaign, Illinois Brewer..............Law Department. University of Denver. Denver. Colorado 192 E. W. Fox. S. M. Cppenheim. C. E. Slocum. L. W. Paul. H. C. Smiley. C. E. Nast. I. C. Mierley. W. G. Mudd. M. Weller. T. A. Triplett. ALPHA KAPPA KAPPA Founded at Dartmouth College, Hanover. New Hampshire, September 29, 1888. Colors: Green and White. RHO CHAPTER Established January 6, 1903. MEMBERS 1904. L. W. Paul S. M. Oppenheim F. E. Estes Miles Weller E. W. Fox 1905- I. C. Mierley W. G. Mudd R. R. Porter II. C. Smiley E. F. Milligan E. C. Xast C. E. Slocum T. A. Triplett 1906. G. T. Parkinson THE ALPHA KAPPA KAPPA The Alpha Kappa Kappa was founded at the Medical Department of Dartmouth College, Hanover, N. H., September 29th, 1888. The fraternity is duly registered with all the powers of a cor| oration and its charter is recognized by the laws of the country. Since the date of its organization it has placed chapters in Medical Colleges of the highest standing from East to West, among which may be mentioned Rush, University of Pennsylvania, Jefferson. Northwestern, Long Island College Hospital Medical School and Physicians and Surgeons of Chicago and San Francisco. The number of Chapters is nineteen, representing a membership of about two thousand. Never in the history of the Fraternity has a Chapter lapsed or disbanded. Conventions are held once a year and it is to the credit of the Alpha Kappa Kappa that they are better attended than those of any other fraternity and more interest taken than is ordinarily shown in fraternity matters. Among the members of the Alpha Kappa Kappa are many who deserve honorable mention but space permits us to mention only a few of the most prominent 194 in the medical profession: W. V. Keen, of Philadelphia, who ranks as one of the foremost surgeons of the world; Austin Flint, the physiologist; J. Chalmers Da Costa, P. S. Connor, G. P. Conn, W. H. Parish, C. P. Thayer, W. M. L. Coplin, Chas. Jewett, C. K. Mills, X. P. Danridge, C. R. Holmes. The official publication, which has been issued ever since the foundation of the fraternity, on account of its success and the affiliation it brings about, is soon to be issued quarterly. It upholds all those principles that give a fraternity its standing as an institution which promotes good fellowship and mutual benefit for its members and which has such a foundation as will make itself felt throughout college. Rho, the nineteenth Chapter of the Alpha Kappa Kappa, was instituted at the Denver and Gross Medical College, January 6th, 1903, by Grand President Cook. Starting with a charter roll of eleven it has since increased its membership to eighteen—thirteen active and five honorary. Because of the ambitious membership, together with the strong fraternal influence of Alpha Kappa Kappa as a whole, Rho Chapter promises to maintain the true, loyal, fraternal spirit set forth by all Chapters of the fraternity. ROLL OF CHAPTERS Alpha................................Medical Department Dartmouth College Beta............College of Physicians and Surgeons, San Francisco, California Gamma.....................Tufts College Medical School, Boston. Massachusetts Delta........Medical Department, University of Vermont, Burlington. Vermont Epsilon..............................Jefferson Medical College. Philadelphia Zeta................Long Isand Hospital Medical School, Brooklyn, Xew York Eta..............................College of Physicians and Surgeons, Chicago Theta...............Maine Medical School. Bowdoin College, Brunswick. Maine Iota.........Medical Department, University of Syracuse, Syracuse, New York Kappa......................Milwaukee Medical College, Milwaukee, Wisconsin Lambda..................Medical Department, Cornell University, Xew York City Mu...........Medical Department, University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Pa. Xu...................................Rush Medical College, Chicago, Illinois Xi..............Medical Department. Xorthwestern University, Chicago, Illinois Omicron..................................................Miami. Cincinnati. Ohio Sigma........Medical Department University of California. San Francisco, Cal. Psi. . •.....Medical Department. University of Minnesota, Minneapolis, Minn. Pi..................................Ohio Medical University, Columbus, Ohio Rho.......Denver and Gross Medical College, Denver University, Denver, Colo. Upsilon..............................University of Oregon. Portland. Oregon Phi..............................University of Xashville, Xashville, Tennessee Chi...............................Vanderbilt University, Xashville, Tennessee Omega............................University of Tennessee, Xashville, Tennessee 195 mge5E,E,AKis®(9g ) FRESHMAN STRATEGY (Prize wmiier in the Kynewisbok Story Contest.) Twas late in the afternoon. Recitations were over an hour ago and the campus was almost deserted—apparently—for every part of it was being carefully watched, and not a freshman had stepped within the big iron gates which guarded the entrance to the college grounds without being eagerly and anxiously “spotted by the sophomores. In truth it was the day before the great cane rush. A day unusually quiet—a calm before the storm—and any civilized person who had chanced to grace the. chapel with his presence would have seen nothing especially bordering on savagery, except, perhaps, when Jersey Pricer. Freshman, had had the impudence to attempt to enter the chapel door before Stub Clark, high and mighty president of the high and mighty “Sophs. Poor Jersey was unmercifully hissed and kicked by the largest foot in the Sophomore ranks. As has been previously mentioned, it was late afternoon. Stub Clark and Squire Anderson were walking slowly along their favorite path, past Chapel, old Science Hall and “Crow’s Xcst. Roth boys were thinking seriously, for were they not Sophs and had they not this day weighty problems to solve? Squire was new to the college, having passed his Freshman year in a Western university. So Stub was explaining to him the mysteries of a cane rush and his duties as a Soph. “You see it’s this way; at precisely 8 o'clock tonight the Freshies are to carry their canes across the campus, into the chapel audience room, down again and off the campus. We are to prevent them. “But why don’t we meet them at the gates instead of waiting ’till they come clear up to the Chapel building before attacking? “Squire. I’m getting worried about you. You just are the greenest thing! It we don’t keep our forces at the door those pesky creatures could steal into the campus anywhere and walk right in and tip their hats to us. “Well, I’m just aching to show them how we can fight. “Save your aches. You’ll need them. ow see here, it’s not only fight but look out for trickery. If you see an old man tonight with a hump on his back, biff him as hard as you can. Pull off his old. gray whiskers, tear out his hair and pound him on his back ’till it is straight again. You’ll make a transformation which will open your eyes. We did it last year. Tuky suddenly got a hump on him. became aged and walked right through the Sophomore ranks and up to the front seat in Chapel, and then blew a whistle. We were carrying bogus canes —broomsticks—and were down stairs fighting like mad, but when we heard that whistle we stopped, bowed gracefully and presented our foes with the broomsticks they seemed so anxious to get. “That was a good one. How did you ever happen to cinch onto such a jolly sell?” questioned Spuire. 197 “Oh, we boys didn’t think it out; Louise did it, Stub admitted proudly, thrusting his hands into his pockets and tilting his nose up in the air at an angle of forty-five degrees. “You see there’s where you have a snap. Now why didn't you fall in love with a Sophomore girl instead of one of those measly Freshmen who has to be your enemy? “Well, I’ll tell you. Stub, there isn’t a girl in any other class in this college who has hair, eyes and mouth like my Freshman lassie. “Granted.” said Stub, “and I’m glad of it. I’d hate to see many eyes like hers. Louise has the eyes, though. I wouldn't give a fig for all the brown eyes in the universe. They are too tricky for me. Last night I saw your brown-eyed Alice at the concert with the Freshman president. He’s a handsome fellow. Can't see that I blame her in her choice. ‘‘Beastly handsome, ’ grunted Squire. “Go on, dearly beloved, rub it in. “Just as you say. Anything to please a friend even though it grieves me. I could name to you dozens of times I have seen them together. Either you are mighty slow or he has you bested.” “Now see here. Stub. Promise me this. Let me stand beside you at the front of our line-up tonight so that I may have a chance at that Freshman prexie. He’ll lead their forces of course. I’m goin’ to murder him.” Five minutes before 8. Chapel building a blaze of light. The entire left stairway—devoid of life with the exception of the double line of Sophomores which extended from the big doors of the audience room, down each side of the stairway and landings, along the hall, down the broad stone steps and front walk. The stairway to the right was crowded with students and visitors, talking as loudly as strong lungs would permit. On the first landing were grouped the Sophomore girls, gaily decked in the old rose and blue, singing songs and yelling with all their feminine might. Within the audience room, on the very front rows, were seated the Freshman girls. They, too. were decked in colors, yellow and blue, and strange to say, each girl carefully guarded a lantern all ready to 1 e lighted. “I hope it won’t be a very bad fight.” said one timid F'reshman lassie, with eyes full of fright and expectancy. “Oh. it’s sure to be bloodysaid Alice, who had a brother in the Senior class, and in consequence college held no mysteries for her. “Last year every boy in the fight just got his face covered with blood and cinders, so I brought some bandages and a dampened sponge.” “Oh, oh, it’s brutal.” cried a number of girls, and I don’t believe it.” “Well it’s so, anyivay, greeny, and you wait and see.” “One minute till 8,” called out a loud voice whose owner was snugly hidden in the chapel pulpit. “Oh. mercy goodness, get your lanterns lit, commanded Alice. In an instant a death-like stillness fell upon the crowd which filled the stair- 198 way. Every Soph stood like a rock, gazing straight before him, each mentally “thanking his stars that his football suit was bullet proof. “Don't a soul of you move till I command. yelled Stub from the front of his line. I “Well, just don't Wait too long, is all I can say, muttered Squire between his teeth. “When I catch sight of that Freshman prexie, I’m not going to stand back here and look pleasant, mind that. • “Jup-i-ter. cried Stub suddenly and some of the boys said something worse than that, as in an instant every light in the building was turned out and the blackness almost hurt one’s eyes. “Eight o’clock. Sophies, say your prayers, called forth, for the last time, the voice in the pulpit depths. Every Freshman girl treasured a lighted lantern. “Eight o’clock. Fight like mad, commanded Stub. Just then a pistol shot rang out frpm behind the chapel pulpit, immediately followed, out of doors, by a most powerful flashlight. “Ye gods, what has happened! cried Squire. “Blinded by flashlight! The beasts! Pitch in. fellows, and grab the first thing you touch, came Stub’s order. “Aye, aye, captain. Only let me touch something. My eyes are burning cut. With a rush the Freshmen came on, pulling off their temporary blindfolds and sweeping all before them. Their ranks were beautifully arranged in wedge-like form, with their prexie at the head. In the center of the animated wedge, carefully guarded, was the fellow whose honored privilege it was to carry the bunch of canes. Each cane was perforated and wired to its companions, thus forming a bunch of wood and wire impossible to be broken apart. “Howdy! Glad to greet you at last, said Squire, vigorously poundmg the fellow upon whom he was sitting. “How you feelin’?’’ “Just lyin’ round, but not sick a’ bed,” from the voice near the ground, and with it Squire was presented with a powerful blow in the ribs. “How you feelin’? “Not well, but happy, I thank you. Have a pain in my side just now—wish you’d shut your mouth.” “With pleasure, if you will make it possible by keeping your fist out of it. gasped the despised freshie. “Your hair is nice and long, growled Squire, “Do you use Tar’s soap on it? And so they kept it up until each was mentally and physically exhausted, and lay side bv side holding each other firmly by the hair. “Guess I’ve just about killed that Freshman prexie,” giving that unfortunate person’s hair another vicious pull, which was immediately returned with ten per cent interest. “You’ve about murdered me. Let’s call it square. “I intended to murder you but I haven’t strength enough now to do more than pull your hair.” 199 “Ditto. I’d give a farm for a chance to see your face. “Like to oblige you. old fellow, but at present it would be impossible even were there light. My face is overspread with something they call blood.' “So’s mine. When you goin’ to let go my hair? “Not 'till you let go mine, said Squire. “Which won't be ’till I’ve had a glimpse at your pleasing countenance. Just then two girls approached, one a Soph, the other a Freshman, the Freshie bearing a lantern. “Oh. here are two someth ings-or-other. Maybe these arc they. If not. then I give up the search. said a voice which sounded to poor Squire wonderfully like Aliceas. “Ain’t s’prised a bit. Of course she’s come to find her Freshman prexie.’' and he gave such a vicious tug at the bunch of hair in his hand as almost to tear it out. “A-ha. he muttered, “one last tug before we part. “I say, you murderous Freshie. are you trying to behead me? gasped an agonized voice. “Hold the lantern over their faces. said Louise. “Oh. just cm’crcd with blood. said Alice. “Here, give me that sponge and you take the lantern. I intend to wash their faces anti see who they are— well of all that's merciful! Louise, look quick! Do my eyes deceive me? Oh. this is too good. Boys! boys!” “Stub.” exclaimed the one. “Squire, by Jupiter, gasped the other. Then and not till then did the two boys loosen their hold on each other's hair. “Well, you’ve killed me. groaned Stub. “I grabbed the first thing I touched. “So did I.” As soon as the girls could control their laughter they helped the 1k vs as best they could. Alice producing bandages and sjxmge. “Don’t, said Squire. puri osely letting his head fall back in a most ghastly manner. “You meant them for your Freshman prexie. Where is he? Oh. grief! I meant to pound the life out of him. “No, I meant them for you.” “Yes. she’s crazy, chimed in Louise. “She’s been looking for you the whole evening. “Well, you’ve been looking for somebody, too. “Oh, we won the cane rush. said Freshman Alice. “Three cheers for our side. “Where’s your prexie? “I—don’t—know. I had forgotten him. “Then three cheers for our side. said Sophomore Squire. 200 LOVE’S SCHOLARSHIP She is the dearest little Prep, That ever came this way, I am an upper classman, yet I fell beneath her sway. I - In recitations, so I fear, She does not always shine. Blit that is neither there nor here, I would that she were mine. Old Caesar doth her oft perplex, She stews o’er Greek in vain, And geometric figures vex Her poor dear little brain. But she is fair, and sweet and young, My heart she firmly binds. For love speaks not in Latin tongue Or algebraic signs. HOLY HEAVYWEIGHT ALLIANCE INCORPOKOSITATED Motto: Eat, Drink.and be Merry, for Tomorrow there's More to Come. Object: Wc Live to Eat. Colors: Creamy White and Beefy Brown. OFFICERS ........................Bert H. Martin ......................Ralph H. Zercher ...................... Thompson E. Ashby M EM BEKS B. Halicarnassus Martin T. Eldridge Ashby. R. Hubert Zcrchcr CONSTITUTION AND SIDE-LAWS Xo person shall be eligible to membership in this noble organization who docs not weigh at least 195 lbs. avoirdupois. Business shall be confined strictly to the discussion of the food placed before the members. All offices shall go by rotation. The combined weights of the members shall never exceed 343 lbs. avoirdupois. 475 lbs. shall constitute a quorum. President........... Vice-President...... 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Little Mr. Wild’s first business venture was a “howling success, and was prophetic of good fortune to come. Trade increased in a degree most marvelous. The “craekerjacks” soon discarded their commonplace wrappings of yellow paper for coverings of Japanese napkins in most approved style, ami one day—what joy!! bags of taffy appeared in stock. Genuine taffy made of sugar and not a concoction of mucilage and dye. And what is the motive for all this industry on the part of our diminutive vendor of sweets? Why—a dear. ugly, long-eared, stubborn little burro!! When Master Wild procures his beast of burden he intends to turn his busy hands to the successful raising of garden produce. Here's wishing a life of “howling successes for Mr. Edward Wild. A merman “SUNNY JIM” LeRossignol was once, ’tis said. Loth cranky in and out of bed: Xo one to suit him could recite, In fact lie grumbled day and night. One day golf was explained to him. And now we call him “Sunny Jim. 205 LITTLE WILLIE ON BOSSES We've got a new feller at our house. He's pas neffew. Ma sez lies a reglar Briggs. 1 don't know wot that means, but i reken it doant meen ennything nice, coz wen ma sed it she stuck up her nose like she alius duz when pa talks about his relashuns. This fellers trade mark is Zach Opcndyke. He is black Duch, an he is goin to the University. He cum home tother nite and say he wuz mad. “Who’d think, sez he, “'that in this free and noble country that church goin wood be maid compulsery. Its agin the constitution.” sez lie. Fa wuz settin on the front steps smokin his old corn cob pipe, an he looks up an sez, “Wass failt? which meens what do you feel. Wei,” sed Zach, it's this way. I don’t mind going to chapel an I don’t mind being called a Oregon. “Whats that. sed pa. “That's one of the bosses jokes, sez Zach. “T don't see the pint,” sez pa. “There ain’t enny, sed Zach. “Here we been goin to chapel purty reglar, but the boss he felt sore coz sometimes they wuzent a full house.” “Wot’s the drawin card,” sez pa. 'There aint none,” sed Zach. sour like. An lie ups and sez. ‘Tin going ter rite ver down in a book of fate, sez lie. “You've got ter cum ter chapel, speshully wen we have a free for all spell binder.” “So lie goes and gives a lot of fellers a sort of blacklist and these fellers checks us up.” “Wots the sentence,” sed pa, thotful like. “There ain’t none,” sed Zach. sneerin like. Then the boss starts in and tells us liow he wuz weened from the paths of waywardness an sin. He sez ‘wen T wuz a little lx ss I ust to run away to play wid a feller wot had a barn and pa he told me not to go enny more, but T did an wen 1 got home I got licked.’ He sed he bucked the tiger this way ten times an alwus pulled out loser. His dad paddy whacked him every time, only,” sed Zach, “he didn't say paddy whacked, he sed ‘by meens of a ferrule my father set up a violent molecular disturbance in a certain portion of my anatomy.’ ” “Wot’s the joke,” sed pa, puzzled like. “There ain’t ennv.” sed Zach. “Well,” sed pa, meditative like, is that all vou’ve got to unravel?” “It is,” sed Zach. “Well, then,” sed pa, soothin like, “that feller can’t bowl strate, he alwus gets off the ally. Yeh sec. Zach. you ain't strivin to be a tailor maid pattern of inexhaustible virtues—he is. Yeh should make allowances fer everything except yer divorced wife an you'll always live happey. Life ain't a thing of sin and cosin entirely,” sed he. Little Willie. 206 THE ASTRONOMER’S LOVE SONG (Prize Winner in Kynewisbok Poem Contest.) O, love is like to Newton’s law, That binds the planets to the sun, 1 And so must I around thee, dear. In one perpetual orbit run. But false and faithless others prove, Whose hearts with rapture toward thee yearn; For like the comets’ are their paths, Parabolas that ne’er return. Though nebulae may pass away. And myriad suns grow cold and die, If aught of mind or soul live then, My love shall still its being cry. O, would we were a double star. Like those which scintillate above, United for eternal time. In grandly sweet sidereal love. —Henry K. Dillcnback. THE BOOK REVIEW We give below a list of the best books of fiction and a short explanation as to their general import. It will, we hope, make it easier for some to select good reading matter: The Attic Philosopher............................................Dr. Hyde Lucilc.....................................................Miss Timbcrlakc Representative Men.........................................Swan and Stuart Charles the Great...................................................Charles Morris The Age of Fable....................................................Prepdom The Little Minister........................................Edward Stauffer Prince of the House of David...................................Julian Moore The Crisis................................................ Examination Day A Prince of Goodfellows..........................................Dr. Engle The Battle Ground.......................................................The Gridiron The Thoroughbreds...............................................The Juniors The Task Masters.................................................The Profs. The Little Captive Lad..........................................Hiero Hays The Wandering Jew. ..............................................Goldhammer The Light that Failed..............................Ed Light when lie flunked 207 strolled up to us girls and said: “Say. girls, I know how you can facilitate the expediency of your capacity for assimilating your analytical demonstrations, don’ clier know.” “How ?” we all gasped, our breath fairly taken away by such a rhetorical effusion. hy, just tie up your back hair in a fish net,” said he. Wc collapsed, but his finish was waiting him in the recitation room. All was going smoothly until Professor Russell said. “Now, open your books and we’ll just read this over. Capeless was sitting next to Miss Teakettle. She turned and handed him the dizzy smile and purring like a mountain lion, said: Would you let me look on your book? I haven’t been able to get mine vet. Y-y-yes, mum. said Capeless, making a frantic grab for the rungs of his chair to keep from going straight up. She took one nape of his book, while lie held the heavy end. keeping, however, a good grip on a rung. In next to no time she had entered into a heated discussion with the Professor on the subject. “Why didn’t the author of the l ook write it differently? Capeless says lie never heard a word of this. But the climax came after class when she cornered poor Weer and asked if he didn’t have an uncle in Maine who was a saloonkeeper. That was the limit! It marked the end of our calm, dreamy, idealistic recitations. Things sizzled from that time on. the liveliness increasing in geometrical ratio from day to day. We understand she is a D. Ph. We are very much inclined to believe it. FACULTY RECORD OF CHAPEL ATTENDANCE A Means Absent. This is only a sample month. The complete record took so many letters that the printer kicked, so we had to select one month. We wonder if the faculty have to report to Dr. Phillips and tell why they didn’t come to church. Or if any of those who regularly slope chapel to court are members of the faculty. FEBRUARY 2 3 4 5 C 9 10 11 12 13 16 17 18 19 20 23 24 25 26 27 Chancellor Buchtel ......AAAA AAAAAAA AAA AAA Dean Howe ............... A A A A A Prof. Russell ...........A A A A A A Dr. Phillips ................. AA A A A A A Dr. Le Rossignol............................ AAAA AA AA Prof. Cutler ............A AA A A A Prof. Pollock................. AA A AA AA Dr. Hyde ................ Dr. Engle ...............A A A A AAAA A A Dr. Steele............... A A A Prof. Griffin.................................... AAAAA AAAAA Prof. Smiley ............A AA A A A A Miss Taggart ............A AA A A A A Miss Miller.............. A AA A A A Miss G. BcggS............A AAAA Miss O. Beggs............... A A A A A Miss Powell .............AAA AAA AAAA A AA 210 THE EDITORS WOULD LIKE TO KNOW:- If you ever saw a sign, “Rooms to rent for heavy housekeeping?” If people who use rooms for light housekeeping could be called Lighthouse keepers ? If you ever heard a professor say “paradiggems” for “paradigms? If you ever had tf tell Dr. Phillips why you didn't go to church? If you ever went to chapel feeling peaceful and came out all rutiled up? If you ever had Ed. Light talk to you about the track team? If you ever have been an “Origen?” If you ever heard Zcrcher sing? If you ever thought how peculiar it sounds to hear a two-step or waltz right after a hymn? If you ever got called down for talking in the library? If you ever saw the “Cracker’s from Pompeii?” If you ever saw cows on the campus? If you ever debated co-education with a co-ed? If you ever yelled when Ben Griffith addressed chapel? If you ever looked like the deuce and felt like a jack? If you ever criticised a chapel address? If you ever had the.Chancellor tell you a secret? If you ever knew of any one who took our course in Russian? If you ever had your dinner swiped? If you ever had to put oil paying your tuition? If you ever were the only boy in the class? If you ever saw Warner go to sleep in class? If you ever saw the chapel with no girls in it? If you ever had Dr. Hyde threaten to make an example of you? If you ever heard a chapel speaker say, “Hitch your wagon to a star?’’ If you ever tried to get in the library at the lower door? If you ever threw rubbers? If you ever dodged the Dean? If you ever guessed at the answer and missed? I f you ever had to borrow car fare to get home ? If you ever went to a Students' League Social? If you ever heard Amerman make fun of a bald headed man ? If you ever saw Julian Moore courting Euclid? If you ever attended a seance of the “Deutsche Conversations Klasse?” If you ever debated with Dr. Drake “Cogito, ergo sum?” If you ever broke a car window? If you ever saw the “stock smile of the “sixtccn-ycar-old ? If you ever saw “the most egotistical person Ellis ever met? 211 THE MOLECULE This Society is a member of the ring series of the hyperheartburns. It has often benzene around the school. Membership is strictly confined to those students who have found their affinity. Motto: No unsatisfied valencies. Flower: Bleeding hearts. Pin: Cupid’s dart. Song: Blest be the Tie that Binds.” Color: Celestial rosy red. Love’s proper hue.” Catalytic Agent: Dan Cupid. ATOMS Unsatisfied Element. Valency Satisfying Element. NOTES. E. B. Upton 11 or IV M. IX These elements are seldom seen apart, but if found so, the period between two recitations is sufficient to bring them together. F. L. Watch I E. M. R. One frat. pin and the minister are sufficient fo complete this experiment. B. H. Martin. ... HI G. E. C. Don’t let the temperature get above i6o°C. The South Porch on a summer’s night is a good place to bring these elements together. S. E. Blakeslee... XVIII E. H. The elements are very hard to separate. Nothing short of a Latin recitation when all cuts are gone will accomplish the result. E. Stau flfer II B. G. This combination takes place best about three o’clock in the morning on the Cottage steps. R. W. Poundstone III or V S. L. A. Leave in a cool, dark corner for at least three hours. 212 OUR PROFESSORS AT BASEBALL v;. Dr. Howe, on First. Prof. Russell, Running for First. THE STAR TRIUMVIRATE. Dr. Howe. Dr. Le Rossignol. Prof. Russell. Dr. Le Rossignol, Running for First. Dr. Howe, “Stealing.” (?) a Base. ■2 3 OLD CHARLEY I was eating a little hay in my corral back of Mr. Evans’ Store one day, when a nice looking young man came along and said, IIow do you do, old Charley.” “How do you do ’ said I. “But why do you call me 'old Charley?’ I’m not old yet by any means. Why, I’ll bet I could run better than Dr. Hyde right now.” “I beg your pardon. I did not intend to in-Photo. Miss g. BesrKs suit you.” he replied. I am the editor of the Kynewisbok, and I came to interview you.” “Came to interview me?” I exclaimed, and then I fell back on my haunches and gave him the horse laugh. But I was sorry as soon as I did, for a very sad look came over his face, and I knew that he had lots of trouble if he was the editor, for I helped Bruce King edit the first volume, and my! how we had to work. But it was a dandy book and this young fellow will have to hurry to beat it. “Yes, I’ve come to interview you.’’ he repeated. “You certainly know many things that would interest the students.” “Well, I do know a few little things, but I don’t know whether I dare tell them.” Oh. yes, do tell,” he urged. “You must know of some college pranks of times past that would be interesting.” “Well, yes, I do,” I replied. “For instance, there’s the story of the Iliff-College debate. I wasn’t mixed up in it myself, but Mr. Pritchard’s horse told me all about it. Gebhart and Stauffer and a lot of the Preps captured some of the College men the night of the debate and carted them off in the express wagon away out on the prairie. Suddenly there was an awful scuffle and then he had to trot back again, and when they arrived at the College he saw that Reed and Hiller had captured and tied up Stauffer and Gebhart. They were taken into the chapel and I’ve heard they acted in a very undignified manner, yelling like madmen. That reminds me. You knoiv I’m near Stauffer's room, and every 214 night about one o'clock he conies home, lights his lamp and goes to studying. 1 hear he has lost his heart. My! my! I've always been thankful that 1 never fell in love. Rut then, I'm not old yet: I'm only twenty-eight. “Did I ever go to school? Yes, 1 did. I attended the University four years and qualified for the A. B. degree, but I never took it. I couldn't bear to think of the poor sheep whose skin made the diploma, so, as a member of the S. P. C. A. I could not consistently take it. “I know a ntimber of other little jokes, but I’ll not take time to tell them, for I know, from my experience on the first Kynewisbok, that too much space must not be taken. I hope this little article will meet the approval of the Board. The young man who interviewed me laughed so heartily at my witty remarks that he couldn't write them down, so he asked me to do it. Now, I’m going to tell you a little secret. While studying in the University I became so interested in the subject of Biology that when I die I'm going to will my body to Professor Cutler for ‘scientific investigation.' It is the last thing I can do for my Alma Mater, and it is with pleasure that I promise it. I doubt, however, if you who, at present, are students, will do any of the investigating, for I want you to remember that I’m a young horse vet.'' Carnes is Called Upon in Physics, But Just Then the Bell Rang. REPORT IN PSYCHOLOGY “We willed that Miss Hensel should pick up a doily from the floor. She went to the opposite side of the room and touched Mr. II— Dr. Phillips—“Well, that is suggestive to say the least.” Result: “Say, did you know Dr. Drake was a Laplander?” “Why, no.” “Well, he is. 1 saw him land in Miss Powell's lap on the car this morning. 215 THE HERO Tom sat on the batters’ bench, the arms of his sweater tied around his neck, so that the D. L ” came just across his shoulders. His back was turned toward the grand stand and there was a particular pair of eyes in that grand stand which gave the letters on the sweater an interested and enthusiastic stare. Striker out!’’ the umpire called, and as the man at bat retired, Tom left the bench. To Bess, the game suddenly became fascinating. Tom balanced on his toes and showed his bat at the pitcher, with an air of defiance. Somehow, Bess knew Tom would not miss the ball. The pitcher tied himself up in a knot and Bess looked away. When she looked again Tom was throwing down the bat and the umpire was calling Side out!’’ Tom took his place on second and danced up and down, not because of excitement, to be sure, or would his play merit it. He did it because he considered it part of the duty of a good baseball player. Tom’s roving eye sought “the particular pair of eyes’” in the grand stand. They were hard to find for the grand stand seemed a great way off and there were so many colors and eyes. There was a sudden whack and his senses came back with a jump, but somehow ‘‘those eyes” kept getting in the way of the ball which bounded over the ground toward him. He dived at it and fumbled. There was a grat deal of cheering from the opposition. Tom’s good humor for an instant was gone. But in a moment more the umpire again called Side out.” Tom buttoned his glove at his belt and started for the bench. Soon he was again standing before the pitcher, tapping the home plate restlessly with his bat. Next instant he had sent the ball to the field and was trotting from base to base, slapping his trousers with his cap. The cheers arose, and Toni’s spirits were up. but at third he was unfortunately left. Bess was happy. It wasn’t so much what he did as how he did it. The game was close. At the end of the “eighth” the score stood six to six. The opposition came to bat. pounded nine holes in the air and returned to the field. When Tom stood again in the batter’s box the crowd had quieted down into an intense anxiety. The cheering seemed to have died for lack of breath, and the flags and colors rippled as if in suppressed excitement. The “coaches” sat upon the ground in mute anticipation, while the pitcher’s right arm described with dignity circles of great magnitude before he released the ball. His cool exterior, however, was only a mask for his inward excitement and lie threw four wild balls. Tom again took his place on first. Silence reigned. Tom bent over the ground and stole carefully toward second, his eyes meanwhile closely watching each 216 movement of the pitcher. Once the pitcher drove him back, but all undaunted he stole off a little farther. When the pitcher’s arm started its great circle, he sprang forward and away he went toward second. With a little spring he dived at the ground: and his fingers grasped the canvas bag. The next moment he was sitting upon second, looking up saucily at the baseman, while the roar of the crowd gradually died away in his ears. Tom took another lead and stole up to third. Xo sound came from the grand stand. The flags and colors seemed scarcely to move. Even the air seemed tense with anxiety, as two men in succession struck out. Hut Tom kept creeping forward and back along the line, every nerve strained to full play as he stretched toward home. The “coach” warned him, yet his feet followed his desire. The pitcher made a false motion as if to throw to third. Tom made a sudden recoil—too sudden, for his cleets gave way and in a moment he was sprawling on the ground. There was a wild yell from the crowd, as he wriggled along, till at last his fingers touched the bag. The crowd was still yelling. lie glanced toward the grand stand. Hats and canes and colors were flying over the heads of the enthusiastic spectators. For one moment he paused, then he heard the angry voice of the coach commanding him to Go home,” and home Tom flew. “W'hat happened?” he asked, breathlessly. “Error for the pitcher,” said the coach. “He threw over third’s head.” And Tom. with a glance toward the “particular pair of eyes” in the grand stand, was carried away on the shoulders of the “rooters.” Li:no Ellen Cooper. A FEW QUOTATIONS Dr. Hyde—Well, now. my fine young man. and how are you to-day? Swan—Oh, Hec! Johnson—Well, it’s simply this. Dr. Le Rossignol—You might look that up in the Statesman’s Year Book. Ellis—Now. Professor, according to the Weissman theory- Dr. Phillips—Well—er—er, and so forth. Mac. Stuart—Hello, scrubb) dog. Dr. Drake—As the case may be. Miss Miller—Now, when I was in college. Vaughn—Say. any you fellows got a girl to trade? Prof. O. Beggs—Ach, dti bist so duintu! Chas. Morse—We are a good set of people. Miss Murray—Why. the —dea! Chancellor Buchtel—We were d-r-run-nk with gladness. Miss Humason—Now, Earl! Miss Hcnscl—Be broad minded and cultivate the social instinct. Stanley Hornbeck—Make your dates early and avoid the rush. Szirkosky—I do it for the good I can get from it. 217 AND THE CLOCK STRUCK “A young; nian should never stay later than nine o'clock....I never did.”—Chancellor Buchtcl. Dark is the night. How dark! How cold! How drear! Within 'tis warm! And yet no light! How queer! Sweetly she nestles by his side to spoon With him who pledged her love that week in June. He: “Hark! Tis his footstep! Xo!—'Tis past!—Tis gone! Tick!—Tick!—How fast the time speeds on ! Why does he force me, dear, to leave at nine? Does he forget his youth? He’s mad! He’s blind! She: Be quiet, love! Be still! It is his will. Become resigned. It is a bitter pill I know, but when we get to heaven Twill all be clear. But hark!’’—'File clock strikes seven! He: “Then I’ll not curse him. Twould but be in vain. To-morrow night, my love. I’ll come again. I’d starve, or die, or suffer any fate For you, my sweet. Oh, Fiend!”—The clock strikes eight! “Hark, how the sign board creaks! The blast howls by. Moan! Moan! A dirge swells through the cloudy sky! Oh, how I hate to leave! It makes me sore! It strikes the half! Just thirty minutes more. She: “Do not desert me, dear! You know I stay Night after night in loneliness to pray For your return—I can not help but grieve. No! Xo! You will not, can not leave! Nestle more closely, dear one, to my heart! But list! Tis ringing! Now we have to part! Sweetheart! Good-bye! For thy return I pine! Oh. God! Protect my love! —The clock strikes nine! He’s gone, he’s gone! With fleeting step he fled! And she with aching heart goes off to bed. I 'ndcr the quilts, outstretched in solemn rest The maid lies dreaming of his manly breast. She sleeps, and all is quiet once again. Dread silence reigns around.— The clock strikes ten! 218 Amerman The Geyser in Action. THE D. U. GEYSER Many people have supposed that, with the exception of those in Yellowstone Park, there were no geysers in North America. Many people have also known that a variety of the geyser (pronounced geezer), is abundant all over the continent. Although D. V. has a plentiful sufficiency of the latter genus, it also possesses one of the original steaming geysers, the only one of the kind outside of the Yosemite Valley. The above photograph shows the geyser in action. This geyser has a few peculiarities, some of which are and some of which are not shared by the second species mentioned. For instance, our geyser is intermittent, the others are continual in their performances. W henever this one spouts the air around is either cool or cold. W hen the others spout there is always plenty of hot air in evidence. No one pays much attention to either. 'Phis one can be stopped, the others never. The mouth of this geyser is quite small, while that of the others—. We invite the public to come at any time and look at this wonder of Nature. It is situated just east of the Via Doloroso and a little south of the Cloacus Maximus. 219 CHARACTERISTICS OF THE PROFS Our unparalleled Prof of Biology has discovered a new species of tcrritoria, which promises to outshine the honorable Prof, in the G. C. KUSSELLING A COW If x = =fc (lOOy — Vl.893 ) , how many quarts of pure milk will a half Holstein Jersey cow give in two and one half milkings? OUR BELLICOSE PROFESSOR OF GREEK “Young mail. I’m afraid I J1 have to make an example of you.” THE GREEN EYED MONSTER 220 LITTLE WILLIE ON ORIGINALITY I ______ T’other night lat gazaboo Zach, wot goes to de rah-rah asylum, lie cum down de shady lane wot choo-choos past our place en meandered in. ez slow ’nd deliberate es a woman before de cashier’s peep-out. He wuz es sad 'nd thottul es a man wot has to get up at 4 bells and milk. Pa fixed him wid his Retgen-ray eye en sez soft-like t’ ma. “He's got somethin' on his mind.’’ Ma’s Irish is as lively es J. Y. Springer on de amen platform uv a p’litical bow wow. so she sez. soft ‘nd sarkastick ez de feller on de stage wot has de boss hair adjoinin’ ter his meggafone, ye know, de one wot alwuz gets trim down, she sez soft nd sarkastick. “It brings us rite back ter Aristotul’s statement dat de test ov truth is de common consensus ov opinion, (say. ain’t dat fine?) nd es its such a unfurseen. holy unkalkerlated for fenomenon. eny wun wot interferes wid de natural course ov evolution iz a enemy ter all men ov science ’nd shud be treated ez such.” Say, 111a’s a peacherino on de Posting Sprache. Es de Pote sez. “Her langwidge iz ez smooth ’nd melodious ez a feller drivin’ a span ov mules.” Pa shut up. After we all had cached our grub ’nd Ma wuz a shampooin' de breakables. Pa ‘nd Zach roamed out on de porch. All de Free for All was cool nd dreamy, a sort ov a foller-de-cows-’nd-drag-yer-toes-in-de-dust sort ov er evening. Zach wuz runnin’ tree shifts on er Dutch pipe. Pa sez it ain’t good form fer a feller ter smoke french terbaccer in a Dutch pipe. Ma jus sed. He’s a lobster.” 'nd she didn’t say it perlite, neether. It wuz gettin’ near Just ez de sun went down wen Pa sez. “Zach, a T. M. P. silence iz unbecomin’ ter a young man.” but Zach pade no ’tention, no more en if it wuz a feller sellin' pensils. “Originality,” sed Zach. iz all rite fer sum men. but fer others itz de nort pole —(ley never reach it. Der wuz a feller called Emerson wunct 'nd he sed, ‘Hitch yer waggon to a star.’ 'nd nine out ov ten ov de I-take-my-text bretheren will say dat wen dey don’t kno a trace frum a brace nd bit.” Yer travelin on de Elevated, son.” sez Pa. Come down, down, down, where de Wurzburger flows.” “Well, sez Zach. “I’ll illustrate. De Fakulty come on ’nd take de formation ov a anvil corous. de little ones takin’ de part ov first nighters. Den de Sunday spieler makes a entrance ez slow ’nd stately ez a coal waggon in de way ov a street car.” I ante” sez Pa. “Den de Dean—” “Wot part duz he take?” sez Pa. “He heels de anvil corous nd carries de trip.’ sez Zach. Den de Dean wig 221 wags ter de little ones 'nd we all stans ter atention nd turns de crank ter de tune ov T want ter be an angel ” “Slow ? sez Pa. “Tramway time ’ sez Zach. “Den de Dean reads a bill er two ter de house nd interduses de Rev. Mr. Pottawatomie. De Dean moves ter de rear ov de stage. De Rev. rises en faces de enemy, hez buck fever bad nd iz afraid ov de dreemy eyes. ‘It gives me great pleasure... . (unbuttons coat) ... .2 thots... . (handkerchief) ... .Hitch yer waggon to a star. .. .object ov life. .. .value ter students... . (buttons coat) . .. .character. .. .thankin’ yer.' takes seat back on stage. Great applause. Den de Dean cums to de front ov de stage nd winks at de keeper ov de Base drum nd ter de sad nd solum strainings ov “She iz My Yaller Gal ’ or “Dcre’s a Hot Time,” we all cake walk ter de entrance ’nd couples wot never wuz joined are parted, ’nd life assumes its customary kumplexion, ez happens sumtimes wid sum others.” Pa sat on de steps ov de porch nd gazed at Zach in a grandfatherly, Allison Drake M. D. sort ov a way, den he cut off a few pounds ov talk nd handed it ter Zach. “Me bye, ye expect too many. Ye want ter remember dat geeniuses iz ez few ez a Democrat in a Republican ward, or a Park car when its 30 degrees below. Ye can’t expect a two by 4 man ter support de strain,ov a four by 8 thot. Xd wen a man sees ve’ve all got yer trip hammers ready itz no wunder dat dere hearts fail em. Ye want ter remember dat as de Pote sez. ‘Not all he knoweth will a wize man say.’ ” WILLIE. Per Christian Endeavor. 222 THjE VANQUISHING OF A BULLY It was a brisk mid-winter morning:. A slight shift of snow had fallen and the rays of the ascending sun turned it into millions of diamonds to be crushed under the feet of the hurrying students. A fever of excitement was in the air and this plainly told the professors of Peekskill Academy that there would be plenty of “slopes and absences that morning. Groups of students stood on the steps and along the walks talking over the coming race. It was the annual skating race for the championship of the Academy. The course lay a mile and a half down the Peekskill river and back—three miles of endurance, grit and speed. Any student could enter and the winner was adorned with a beautiful gold medal. This race had grown to be one. of the most important events in the life of the Academy, and always created intense excitement. “There is no use talking, fellows, said one of the students, “that bully Randall is bound to win. I hate to say it. but there is no better skater in Canada and if he thought that one of the boys could beat him. why, he would go around to him and promise to give him a good thrashing if he out-skated him and won the medal. That's the kind of a fellow he is. This was greeted with nods of assent by his comrades, but one little fellow replied. “Did you ever see little Jack Smith skate? He is about as big as a minute but I'll bet he will make the best of them hurry. This called forth a long, jeering laugh and the first speaker added: “He doesn't stand any more show than a last year's bird's nest; why Buck Randall can give him fifty yards and beat him a hundred. Look at the size of that Randall. The conversation stopped and all eyes were turned toward a group coming leisurely down the walk. In the center walked a tall, broad shouldered fellow with his cap on the back of his head and a broad smile on his face. He towered above his admiring companions and was not in the least offended because certain groups of students turned their backs to him as he passed. “What did you sav, Bill? he growled at one of his companions. “I’ll win? Well, they’ll have to skate some to beat me.” “Xo v. did you hear that?” said one of the first group after Randall had passed out of hearing. “I would give anything to see that fellow beaten. “Well, then.” said little Jack Smith’s admirer, “let’s hurry over and encourage Jack Smith. We can help him a whole lot. and I tell you he has a fine chance to win.” They were willing to jump at any chance now, so they hurried off to look for Smith. Away in the corner of a little cold room they found him trying to fit his skates to his shoes. He raised his head with a scared, half-ashamed look as he answered their greetings, and they commenced to help and encourage him all they could. They offered him new skates, and when he refused them, they set about gauging his old ones to fit his shoes. They inquired about his racing suit and when they found that it was all right, his chief admirer said: “Jack, the 223 — PRIZE WINNER IN THE KYNEWISBOK ART CONTEST 22? OUR TREES Old Baucis is by old Philemon seen Sprouting with sudden leaves of sprightly green: Old Baucis look’d where old Philemon stooa And saw his lengthened arms a sprouting wood: New roots their fastened feet begin to bind Their bodies stiffened in a rising rind: Then ere the hark above their shoulders grew They give and take at once their last adieu.—Ovid, Met. VH1 Bk. Tis a sweet idyl and as I lifted my eyes from my book and gazed at the trees on our campus the thought came stealing over me like the odor of sweet flowers in the night time, that perhaps years from now, when the Universit) shall stand in the midst of a populous city, and when the long dark night has fallen on us all. perchance some visitor wandering over the beautiful campus will say: “How strangely your trees grow here. Of all yonder eight I see. not one stands alone.’’ And then some fair romantic co-ed will take the visitor and with bated breath tell of these modern Baucides and Phileniones. “This slender Poplar and Norway Spruce are known as the Clementia-Straw-bridgium group. Notice the light foliage on the crown: how tall, slender and unbending their form. The college has had great difficulty in preserving this group, owing to their availibility for telegraph jx les. l'is said that he who wanders near at the midnight hour hears a voice murmuring through the leaves. ‘Oh, Miss Taggart, I don’t like that.’ This is the famous black Scrub Oak (Morse genus) and the Clinging ine (McNeil species) famed in song and story. They were transplanted from the east stairway and it was long thought that they would not survive, but the tender care of the janitor, as tender as his care for her. slowly nourished them back to a strong life. This third group consists of the Swan Loblolly Pine and the Peachy Willow Miller. These trees follow the water courses, and it is with difficulty that we are able to keep them. They suffer from the attacks of potato bugs, the Pine especially. These arc the Evergreens, whose generic name is Hays-Georgius. 1'he distinguishing feature of these saplings is an abundance of chlorophyl. '1 hey grew together side by side and underneath their scanty shade many another D.U.P.(ed) lad has poured forth his fervent talc of love into equally willing ears. The vision passed, and in the chapel I heard the sounds of soft voices and tender love songs, and I thought to myself. I had a dream, which was not all a dream.” 228 AFTER THE D. A. C. GAME The Chancellor.—“Even if I). A. C. did win, onr hoys played a clean and scientific game. It was indeed a most scientific game. Bishop Fowler.—“That reminds me of a story. One doctor met another and said: ‘You should have been at the hospital last night. We had a most scientific operation.' Dr. ! 'o. 2.—‘Did the patient recover?' ‘Oh. no. he died, but then it was scientific, it was scientific!' (Great laughter.) Miss Taggart.—“Herbert Williams, decline dux.” W illiams—( Absent-mindedly ) “dux ducis duci ducem dux mixture.’ The Man Who Builds Universities. Chemical Repartee.. Taffy was a Freplet, Taffy was a thief. Taffy stole my lunch box. with all I had to eat. 1 bought some Croton oil and put it in my cake. Next day Taffy ate it up and had the stomach ache. I found who Taffy was. and now I thing its plain. That Taffy will not very soon go tap my can again. Dean llowe—(In meeting for men only)—“Xow if there is any man here that feels like he just must tell his wife all that is said, we'll excuse him right now. Retirement of Bert Martin amid great laughter. Maxwell—“Lets get something and make a noise.” Weber.—“All right. Lets go down to the Tramway loop and get some of those Gospel Trumpets. 229 x u wum teAHtfOWL 04mrit Pftor AOIULL cwvreuok durum OtUMUt GILBERT FLITS AMONG THE SAGES OF THE DENVER UNIVERSITY OF ITS OWN IN ADDITION TO POST. POST: WEDNESDAY. MARCH 11. 1 i'linmellor Huchtd. the prevent dictator liuuim atul flirts with the planets'till of the Denver university, possesso« a head • small hours of the morning. The dean is , whoso features are a quite clever copy of j a � n� n of (inures and calculation . Ho i the more widely known � k ss. Mark Han- Fau •’-I1 w how I™? It would take you nn • v i wa,k to Mars or when the next eclipse . A l.road forehead, piercing eye. J tak«.s pLlcc ilholll , hc. aiil of Hostetler .s ‘ roughly hewn nose and an uneompromls- j almanac. In speech lie is the same. ’ lug chin. J; weighing, measuring and remeasuring his I Tho chancellor's splendid physique, i words mid tlioughrs with all the care of which couhl easily furnish the motive '• a,‘ fiStr,’M rncr; , . , ... . , J The lire work of Dr. Steele is the study j power to drive a couple of ordinary men. j of lll . nib!,. l)rj Slt.,.,.. (,a. rr;td whHt [_ keeps him p tinging through the corridors , Wll has to say upon that greiH _ and over the campus like a slxty-rtve I subject, and then went over m .he Holy hors.;-power automobile He also has col- ind lo c,. for hlriI Mqf TV ,liri .k ol the- lect Mlnn assortment of Ideas and thoughts � lt,coniol|vt. ai| | c| ,.f ,,u. |rnll v t..ir«o.-which cover almost the entire scope of j and lourlsl „olc,M h;iv ,.hailXo, 6� - humane interest, and at chapel springs a 3 ln PaWMtric. whlt.h l8 regret..ide to Dr. ! gag or docs a humorous stunt equally as r Bt � i . i_ well as the more serious work. L� . Hyde. Instructor of Greek, eould walk right from the street on to the stage and take The part of u processor wilhoi stopping in ih� dressing room to make up. Physically Dr. Hyde lives at I'ntverslty Park. Denver. Colo.. l S. a., but mentally he Is a reciden? of Alliens, tinrir, 2.W0 years back. Al the least provocation his mind wanders back to anctrnl Greece, and his class finds him sitting out on ilic grass abo e the blue Aegean sea listening to a reading by Plato or Homer. - A shaft of sunlight falling across the floor of Dr. Hyde's class room furnished the text for a very interesting address upon tt Grecian spring, in which I he doctor told how Colorado mid Greece resembled each other. Dr Hyde wouid be n splendid guest at a dinner port , for the pleasure of hearing him talk. • Dean Howe also lias hobbies: bis is f: G astronomy. The dean Is a well preserved Q man In spite of the fact that he works all ' O day and at night he sneaks out of his Steele. Dr. la Kossiftnol wax discussing ll tariff question before bis class on coo- j nomiis Just as if a political campaign | was on. From the side he was taking ; upon the subject lie should be able to suing the Dcii «r university into the I-Democratic column l� efore Jf f. Prof l.e |S ftossignol is fond of athletics •'mix. r with his pupils. and is a Natty I r. Fugle instructs chemistry by } the latest imprmxl methods, which h picked up at Columbia li i Prof. Russell tugs at his bushy head « f I1 hair while untangling figure or working out matnematical puzzles, while Prot. 'e-Pollock speaks in several modern tongues jll like a foreigner. rs. ---------------------- its oooooooooooocoooooolf ooooooooooooooooooo o o Sf. PATRICK I.AinKD o AS REALLV OAPTI o o o o o E. GLAM)'S HOI Ab HAIM C MAHItlED FORTV UvAKS Domicil. March 11.—King Ed ward and Queen Alex' brated vested-- i or ' — 231 A BAD EXAMPLE Each day in the chapel we hear a fine speech On how to be good and do right; To teach us the true and the right way to live. Seems the faculty’s greatest delight. We are told not to crib, nor to cheat in exams. And ne’er of the girls should we think; To hitch our farm wagon to Venus or Mars And never of rum take a drink. And when ’tis all over, we come marching out. All dancing a two-step so gay. When full to our gaze is presented a sight That fills us with greatest dismay. Why the faculty has not removed such a sight. I’ve wondered, confess it I must. For this is what comes to our horrified eyes, Dan W ebster who’s gone on a “bust.’’ OVERHEARD IN THE PRIZE STORY COMMITTEE One of the Judges.—“My! that story is more hair raising than Clements upper Up. I lc was a mighty Sophomore, And she a Freshman lass, 1 hey both were sitting on the stair W ith open book and loving air. And both were sloping class. Quoth he “My dear, 1 love you true on re all the world to me”_____ It what lie said were strictly so A right long arm he had, for lo! His world encircled he I 232 The Cottage. The Peripatetic Club. Photo . Amerraan 233 GIRLS Girls, What are they? Girls. Mixtures of frizzes and curls. Contrary wee little worlds Of their own. Are they flesh and hone? These girls! Maids. Whose mystic aids. Stolen from fairy everglades. Whose pretty ways and cute tirades Steal the heart, with magic art, These maids! Nymphs, Of whom a glimpse, The heart of Satan's imps Would melt, and yet Corinth's Happiest clays, ne’er saw such ways. These nymphs. Beware! Take care! Take care! Of pretty face or maiden fair! Ne'er let their wiles thy heart ensnare! When you meet with features sweet. Beware! Dr. Le R.—(Calling the roll)—“Is Mr. Ellis here?” Ellis.—“Yes, sir. Dr. Lc R.— You’ve been very quiet this morning. Mr. Ellis.” Lee— Wouldn't the holding of hands have more of a distracting than a concentrating effect. Doctor?” Dr. Phillips— Well, it depends whose hand you are holding.” An astronomer lives here in Colo Who knows every star in the hollow. Because Howe knows how Should we all kow-tow? No; that does not logically follow. 234 A LEAF FROM A PREP’S DIARY Saturday, March 14. '03.—The seniors call him Dr. Jim. but I say Dr. Le. Well, anyway, he said that we must all come to the baseball Benefit. It was only a quarter, so Ma let me go. They had said that there was goin to be some spirit photography, and I was anxious to have my picture taken to see if some sj ook wouldn’t be lookin over my shoulder. But it seems that they had the sitters already silected. They were Dr. Phillips and a girl who laughed when she tried to look pleasant and another fellow. When the pictures had been taken, while they were up in the chcmacal lavatory bein diveloped, Mr. Bill Xye Hamilton took the stage, l lie funniest thing he did was just to stand and look at us. Gee, I nearly split a laughin. At breakfast this morning I told Ma all his tunny stories, but I guess I couldn’t have done it as well as Mr. B. X. H. did, for she interrupted me twice askin Pa to pass the sirip. After Mr. H. had got winded, Professor Dickson came on. Professor Dickson had bushy whiskers and gray hair but his face looked young. He gave us all cards and envelopes and told us to write questions on the cards and seal them up and he would read them without ever openin the envelopes and answer them too. And he did too. The question I wrote was, where’s the physic lesson Dad. but he didn’t answer that one. but I bet he knew. When the spirit photographer come hack from di-velopin his slides he gave a lecture about spook pictures and ilustrated on the steriopieon. In the intervals of darkness necessary for this an absent minded begger next me kept puttin his arm around my waist insted of the girl he had brought. This natchrellv distracted me some. At last the slides came down from the lavatory, and there sure enough on Dr. Phillipses picture were four other celebraties of the Universatv that hadn’t been there at all, only they weren’t dead. Then the man explained how it was done, and I was glad he did for it was pretty dark goin home. 235 The University Park Dairy CUTLER. RUSSELL XL HYDE. Prop . 71 title nt nil ffnnrv We Sterilize and pasteurize our milK. so !VilLK az au Hours roothers need not fear to give it to their ---------------- Preps. 20 Quarts for $1.00, if called for: lO Quarts for $1.00, if delivered. As to the quality of our milK, no better proof need be advanced than a looK at our fine cows. WE SOLICIT YOUR PATRONAGE Cow Russell. Cow Cutler. OWED TO DENVER UNIVERSITY The following: students will please appear at the business office and settle their accounts before examination: John Jacobson. Herbert Allen. Stanley Blakeside. Harry Evans. Marie Anderson. Sarah Richards. Joseph Foster. Anna Johnson. F. P. W. H. L. Williams. Clyde Hornsign. Samuel Corncs. A FEW NICKNAMES Clark calls his wife Crystal, because she is always on the watch. Witherbee calls his wife Revenge, because she is sweet. Chapman calls his wife Honesty, because it is the best policy. Mrs. Lc Rossignol calls the Doctor Necessity, because he knows no law. Foster calls his wife Frailty, because Shakespeare says. Frailty, thy name is woman. Bishop Warren calls one of his servants Procrastination, because lie stole his watch. One of the Preps calls Miss Taggart Experience, because she is a dear teacher. Some of the boys call Zercher Delay, because he is dangerous. We were very fortunate to secure for this volume of the Kynewisbok an hitherto unpublished photograph of those fellows who swipe lunches. GO SEE THE DEAN The morning tasks had just begun: A Preplet thought he’d have some fun. He had his fun. this was his pay, For he was sent without delay To see the Dean. With fainting heart he slowly went, His footsteps to the office bent, “Unto the basement, why not fly?” He answered with a heavy sigh. “Go see the Dean.” lie met a girl who to him said: “I feel so sorry for you, Fred.” He answered her without a tear: “I go, 1 really must, my dear. To see the Dean.” � He passed into that awful place With tear drops glistening on his face; At last emerged he from that den. And smilingly he said. “I've been To see the Dean.” And now he says he wasn't seared: From such a thought his mind was spared. If sent again, he’d not go slow, “For who.” says he. “’s fraid to go To see the Dean? EXPLAINED Professor of JJihle—Now, Luke has no close. Some people think Luke’s close got lost and some people think Luke never had any close.” Student—“Is that why we call coldish things luke-warm?” GO ASK THE WISE MAN i—Why is the air inside of a football like a D. U. Class scrap? Hyde is always around both. 2— Why is an explosion in England similar to an address to the students in chapel ? You can't hear either of them. 3— Why are the stairs in this building like an alarm clock? It takes a good deal of winding on both to get you up. 4— Why is tile Y. W. C. A. room so close to chapel hall? So the young ladies may be close to the hymns. I rise to inform you that I will make it warm for you—” A traveler saw on a sign. “A good dinner here for a digm.” “Why gracious! he said. As slowly he raid. “To spell such a way is a crigni.” Mr. Clements— Dr. Phillips, when does the feeling of love first develop? ’ Dr. Phillips “Well —er that is—er—er well. it's different in different individuals, so to S] eak. and so forth. Dr. Phillips—“Miss McXeil. what are the characteristics of old age?” Miss McXeil—“Well. Professor. I don't know very much about that subject, myself.” 239 ES 1ST IMMER SO Charles, to Paul (in Fraternity meeting)—“Most Worshipful Guardian, watch well the inner portal, and see that none but the Faithful gain entrance to our sacred temple.’’ Paul—“Oh, Most Noble and Exalted Chief, your orders shall always be obeyed.” Next day at dinner. Charles—“Paul, pass the bread.” Paul—“Get it yourself. “My favorite chapter of the Bible, said the sweet ‘girl undergrad., “is the seventeenth of Mark. “Why so? asked Dr. Steele. She wouditt tell him and he looked it up. Then he understood. Freshman—“The man who spoke at Chapel this morning is an M. A., a Ph. D., and a D. D.” Sophomore—“He is a regular thermometer for degrees.” Miss Courtney—“Miss Miller, can we use the expression, ‘Have got.’ here? Miss Miller—“No, by Got we mean—(interrupted by great laughter.) Freshie—“Well, I licked vou. Soph—“No, you didn’t: I licked you.” Freshie—“Want me to do it again ? Soph—“I should think you had enough already. And so it goes, and it even gets in the Annual. Dr. Phillips—“Let no man pat himself on the back as having special abilities. If he does, he is simply a mass of egotism, mountain high. Ellis—“It strikes me. professor, that— (Great laughter by class.) “Why is John in such a hurry?” “He’s going to ‘Russian’.” “I should say he was rushin' already.” HIS DREAM Mrs. Russell—“What was the matter with you last night?” Prof. Russell—“I dreamed that baby was under a radical, and I couldn’t get him out.” 240 A QUESTION When our college days are over. When commencement’s past and gone : When our life books are unfolding. And the years run on and on. When your thoughts are backward turning To these days so bright and free; Will you harbor in vour memory E’en one single thought of me? 241 AUTOGRAPH'S 'oy fy) c v T MnJ (j8 ’0 y . f ■ Su jyxA- R.. jtu ux vtl CQ w l)i(M. Cyip }0 UJJi4L 7f 0 i ( luu Co . VUx , O tjvvcdt.CculL $? 242 AUTOGRAPHS i 243 THE COLLEGE CHRONICLE SEPTEMBER September io—Fall term opens. College takes on a very verdant appearance, especially in parts. Chancellor displays the Faculty's strong points. ‘The assignments for my work will be found on the board in my room. etc., etc. V. M. C. A. handbooks very much in evidence. “The Critic makes its first, last and only appearance. n—Freshmen get lost as usual. Sophs haughty and puffed up. “Pride goetli before a fall. 12—V. M. C. A. reception to young men only. “Hot Hand the favorite form of amusement. 15— The grind begins. Stauffer appears to be “in a Gray(t) way. 16— Medical school opens. Some witty and wise remarks were made by Dean Bonny, Dr. Rothwell and Chancellor Buclitel. 17—Dr. George Vosburgh gives a very interesting and profitable talk on “Do it with thy might. Freshmen put up their flag during the night. Evidently they profited by Dr. Vosburgh’s address. 18 Freshie’s flag lost, strayed or stolen. 19—Y. M. and V. V. C. A. reception in University Hall. Fine time enjoyed by all. 23 Our old friend. “The Clarion, re-appears. Preps attempt to raise a Hag 24 Rev. Marvin Rader, a I). U. alumnus, addressed us on the subject of “Ideals. He urged us all to form a high ideal and then struggle to reach it. 25—The downy-cheeked and tender-eyed Freshmen appear in colors and prove that they belong to the “church of the best licks.” much to the sophomore's discomfort. 2fi—Miss Miller gives Tea Party Xo. 1. All await Xo. 2 with great interest. Some of the boys, ’tis said, “wisht they wuz a gal.” 29—Dr. Howe makes some interesting remarks about the beef trust and 225-pound calves, of which, lie says. 75 pounds are feet and the rest wind. STUDENTS I AT COLLEGE Will find everything they could possibly need at this store : : : : We make special efforts to please such customers The Daniels Fisher Stores Co. OCTOBER October i—The Athletic Association elects members of the Board of Control. 3— The Students League holds its first party, a Harvest Home. Bob bids in Marcia, thinking it’s Lorencie. 4— Athletic Board elects officers. 7— Dental School opens. “Milk teeth greatly in evidence. Faculty has a generous streak and gives us a half holiday to see the carnival. A number in Miss Taggart’s Latin class “hunt leather. 8— Athletic rally. Great speech by Stover. Talks by Martin and Watch. Moore—“Get your tickets in the lobby! ' Law students organize a Moot Court. 8 p. m. Exhibition game of football at Broadway Park; score, D. A. C. 15; D. U. 6. 9— Yell practice led by Chas. Morse and Juli-an. 10— Bishop Fowler gives a talk on the value of athletics. Sec page 229. 11—U. of C. vs. D. U. at Boulder. U. of C. 24; D. U. o. 13— Who said Boulder? 14— Prof. Griffin debuts on the platform. 15— Rev. David Utter gives an address on “Conscience. 16— Dean Howe explains his eclipse. 17— Rev. Kenneth Money conducts Chapel exercises. Freshman-Sophomore football game at Union Park. 06, 6; ’05, 5. Warwick breaks his collar bone. 20— Dean announces the method of seating. The good man apparently forgets that the sheep are usually put on the right side. But then, he may consider us boys as sheep. Some of us are lambs ( ?). 21— Captain Jack Crawford, the “Poet Scout, gave us one of the greatest treats of the year. Who of us now, can ever forget “Pony Bill, or “The man who says a-men like a billy goat. or his beautiful poem, “God has sprinkled sunshine in the trail of every cloud? 22— Dr. Frost Craft spoke on the subject of “Getting along with one another. Wonder if the Chancellor put him up to talk on that topic? 23— Another athletic rally. Watch, Uzzell, Moore and LeRossignol carried us to the seventh heaven on the wings of their eloquence. 25—S. S. M. vs. D. U. at Denver. S. S. M. 10; D. U. 5. 29—Dr. Frank T. Bayley gave a pleasing address on the “Art of Living Together.” City people must have the idea that we can’t get along together out here. ST. HERBERT 248 “THE PIONEER SCHOOL OF HIGHER LEARING IN THIS STATE.” Supreme Couri Decision, i2ih Jan.t 1903. enver an Seminary COLLEGE OF LIBERAL ARTS! GRADUATE SCHOOL [ tt University ‘Punk PREPARATORY SCHOOL ) DENVER AND GROSS COL-l LEGE OF MEDICINE I DENVER LAW SCHOOL ' fUt t anel irapafioe COLORADO COLLEGE OF T——“----------“T---------- DENTAL SURGERY UNIVERSITY COLLEGE OF MUSIC t72 Professors in all the Colleges. 1400 Students. More than 1000 degrees down to Commencement of 1903 FOR CATALOGUES AND INFORMATION ADDRESS CHANCELLOR BUCHTEL UNIVERSITY PARK, DENVER. COLO. 249 NOVEMBER 4— -Everybody saves his country. D. I’, u; Longmont, o. at Longmont. 5— Rabbi Friedman made an address on “The Limits of a .Nation. The college graduate must lead the nation to higher ideals. 6— Dr. Howe spoke to men only. The speaker was evidently at his best, as his audience was violently affected. His subject was one old yet ever new, and always dear to the heart of man. We give the substance of his remarks: “Gentlemen,------------socks--------girls — ----girl's----------keep your hands off--------people might talk----.amen. ’ 7—Meeting to revive literary societies. “The time is ripe,” etc. Miss Laub-. maim: I’ve been talking lately to a number of students,—that is, girls.— 11— Liberal Arts has its picture taken on the campus. 12— Dr. Horace E. Warner gave a talk on “True Expansion.” 14— Dr. Hyde tells of his observations in Pennsylvania following the discovery of oil. 15— C. C., 6; D. U., o, at Denver. 18— -The Editor makes the great annual Annual speech. Great and long continued applause greeted him as he went up. Vociferous, unrestrained and thunderous applause greeted him as he went down. 19— Rev. B. B. Tyler made an address on the “Secret of Success.” Soph Medics searching for material for their themes, “Verily he that increaseth in knowledge, increaseth in sorrow.” 20— Dr. Pauline Root, missionary from India, spoke in behalf of the Student Volunteer Movement. 6-8 p. m.—College Prep. Scrap. Preps ingloriously beaten. 21— Dr. Hyde: “Our word of the Lord for the morning is the 133d Psalm. ‘Behold how good and pleasant it is for brethren to dwell together in unity ” Yes, dear Dean, we know it was unseemly to laugh, but how could wc help it? 22— C. A. C., 5: I). I ., 11, at Fort Collins. 24— D. I . held down with chains. Capt. Veatch: “Well, we did our best; we played hard, and we wan.” Chancellor (to the team) : “Boys, you march out first, and take any girl you want.” Lots of yellow “procs” in evidence and Sophies awful sore. 25— Miss Bessie Ling. D. I ’. 1912. recited “November Woods,” and Master Warren Howe, D. L . 1913, recited “The First Thanksgiving Day.” If these two be any criterion, D. U. need not fear for the future. 26— Dr. W. A. Hunter spoke about the man who longs for the good old times. It was a thanksgiving talk. We are certainly thankful at D. U. 27— D. U., 2: Pueblo V. M. C. A., o. at Pueblo. 28— Shearing time for the football team. 29— Football team enjoys a spread at Mrs. Clymer’s. ST. AMMI 250 A. G. SPALDING BROS. LARGEST MANUFACTURERS IN THE WORLD OF OFFICIAL ATHLETIC SUPPLIES Base Ball |||||| Golf Lawn Tennis Field Hockey Official Athletic Implements Spalding’s Catalogue of all Athletic Sports Mailed Free to any Address A. G. SPALDING BROS. NEW YORK CHICAGO DENVER BUFFALO BALTIMORE The Denver Fire Clay Co. Importers And Dealers in CHEMICAL AND PHYSICAL APPARATUS Chemicals and Assayer’s Supplies Microscopes and Microscopic Accessories, Polariscopes, Spectroscopes, Etc. THE DENVER FIRE CLAY CO. 174 2-17-4b Champa St. DENVER. COLO. 251 DECEMBER December i—Dr. Phillips relates some of his experiences with spiritualistic mediums. Moot Court meets at the Law School. 2— Dr.Hyde gives a very interesting description of the development of the Standard Oil Company. 3— 'Die Chancellor reads Tlios. Higgenson's essay on “Good Society and the Best Society. and follows its teachings by reading Dooley on Christian Science. 4— First Oratorical Contest for the Coring D. Beckwith prize. Miss Pfrimmer and Miss llolzinger tie for first. 5—Pi Beta Phi gives a reception to the football team. 8— Dr. Hyde apjxars with his right eye in mourning. Hurt it chopping kindling, of course. 9— Dr. Daniel Shcpherdson addresses Chapel on “The Power of Life. Oratorical Association elects officers at noon. 10— Mr. Sia Tieng Ang gives his lecture on Confucius. 11— W arren Literary Society holds its first meeting. Battle royal at Arvada. College men lead a forlorn hope and return slowly, sadly, sedately and sorrowful. t 2—Athletic. Association elects officers. 15— Professor Griffin makes his maiden announcement. The Chancellor distributes the bi-monthly bulletin. This is its second appearance. The first one was the last catalogue, published in May. 16— Dr. LeRossignol announces the Athletic Benefit. Stanley makes a magnetic speech. 18—Great Athletic Benefit at Grace M. K. Church. Football men receive their D's. Fine program and fine crowd. 22— Great excitement! Entire Faculty present at Chapel. 23— Wind up of exams. Mr. Evans reports a great sale of oil the last ten days. 25—Merry Christmas! ST. WILBUR “Vidth and visdom, Sammy, always grows together. —Tony Weller. 252 I OWN IVTV OV’s ISI HOME: THE HOME BUILDERS CO. Will Buy or Build or Invest in any kind of Really anywhere in the United States or Canada Home of J. B Gordon. 1580 S. Washington, Denver, Colo. Cafh, $2,500. Not a dollar of debt. Address THE HOME BUILDERS CO.. 212-214 CORONADO BUILDING, DENVER, COLORADO, U. $. A Colorado College of Dental Surgery University of Denver Dental Department Cor. 14th and Arapahoe Streets The regular winter course begins about October 1st, continuing seven months. Last day of matriculation, ten days after opening. This School is a member of the National Association of Dental Faculties, and the requirements for admission and graduation are those of all recognized schools. A thorough course of instruction is given by lectures, recitations, clinics and practical work in a modern and thoroughly equipped institution. Clinical facilities are ample. For information and announcements, address, A. L. WHITNEY, D. D. S., Secretary 520 Temple-Court DENVER, COLORADO 253 JANUARY ST. GERTRUDE January 6—Rev. R. A. Chase, of • Pueblo, conducts Chapel. First day of new term. 7— '“Hitch your wagon to a star.” 8— Students League gives a few convulsive movements. 9— Announcement of the Local. College of Music gives a recital. Rev. Kenneth Money conducts Chapel. to—New Athletic Board, Hoyt, Strickland, Griffith and Dr. Le Rossignol. 12— Dean announces that record of Chapel attendance will he strictly kept. 13— Dean’s right dipper bandaged. Letter for Mr. and Mrs. Charles Morse in the office. 14— Rev. M. D. Ilornbeck gives an interesting talk on “Friendship.” The Chancellor announces that the debt is provided for and the tax suit won. 13—Dean Howe gives 316 reasons why we should attend Chapel. “When I say an unwise thing, please take your mantle of charity and (w)rap me with it.” He refers to origins of odoriferous, smelliferous, opalescent southern tobacco smoke. 16—The Dean tells the storv of the Little Dean. Local Oratorical Contest. Szirkosky first, and Stanley second. 19— A cherry ferrule marked “For the Little Dean,” appears on the blackboard in Chapel. 20— Cheerful Idiots abroad. Hats, overcoats ami rubbers all mixed up. 21— Senior Swish. Miss Wirt sends greetings from Germany. Rev. Bruce Brown gives an address on “Culture and Character. “Culture is to character what temper is to steel.” 22— Prof. Cutler leads the College in a “sing.” 23— Dr. Le Rossignol cracks joke ’o. 210. Yol. 3. page 876. 26— Our car service receives an addition. Extra car put on in the morning. 27— Rev. Frost Craft College pastor for the week. “Great Truths to Live By.” 29— Day of prayer for Colleges. 30— Freshman party to Juniors. Long live the Freshmen! -54 WATCH THIS UNTIL IT GROWS YOU ALL KNOW THE REGAL, Into a Visit to BOYS! Derbert’s Confectioners anO Caterers IRegal Shoe Co. tr tr LOUIS J. WELDON DENVER AGENT NEW STORE 1519 Curtis St. ’Phone 1665 425 16th Street Denver, Colo. If You Want a Fine Photograph Wc Will Not Disappoint You JAMES G. KILPATRICK FURNITURE COMPANY THE BEST ONLY AT THE Furniture, Carpets and •flftonroe Studio Rugs � AIf m 1633-39 California Street 1230... Special Sixteenth Street School Rates DENVER,COLORADO 255 FEBRUARY 2— Dr. Steele acting Dean. Dr. Phillips addresses the ministerial alliance on Spiritualism.” 3— Dr. Le Rossignol (in Public Finance): A marriage license is a tax on a man in his distress, and cannot be shifted. joke Xo. 211. 4 Rev. Noting, of Asbury M. F.. Church, talks on The Devel-opnient of a Complete Personality. Miss Miller becomes wrathy at the following statement: Man is the end of creation, woman is merely a side issue. 5—Big class fight in the Medical School. 7 Colorado Intercollegiate Athletic Asoociation meets at D. A. C. Club. Boulder's manager scooped off the earth. io—Solo by Miss Orlena Beggs. 12— Bishop Warren talks about the tax suit. 13— Boiler busted—Gott sci Dank. 14— St. alentine’s Day. Great for everybody but the boys and the mail-carrier. 16—Morse talks on Oratory. Looking in the Book of the Past— 18 Rev. Marvin A. Rader, who is about to leave for the Philippines, talks on First Things First. 20—State Oratorical Contest at Central Christian Church. Boulder first. Denver second. 23— Great excitement! Clean towel in the boys lavatory. 24— Track team boom. Dean’s stunt on Softies. “Du licbcs kind komm gelt m it mir. 25— Rev. Nathan Hugh Lee speaks on The Value of the Ideal. 26— Chapel program. H. K. Dillenback recites “Du Licbcs kind komm gelt mit mir;” Miss Laubmann. My Ships:” I). M. Carson, A Story. Continuous performance by Miss Powell, of “the smile that won’t come off. 27— Practicing yells for Charter Day. It Pays to Trade at lOth and Lawrence Sts. DENVER, COLO. J2? Full Dress and Tuxedo Suits from $25 to $50 JZ? Wo moke a Specialty of Renting Dress Suits for Special Occasions B. S. HOPKINS DENVER’S LEADING Photographer 1229 Sixteenth Street TELEPHONE 1885 C. AMILON Merchant Tailor 814 15tH St.f Denver, Colo. ¥ My stock of Tailoring Goods is now full and complete. Direct importations of Scotch Tweeds. English Trouserings and Cheviots, together with Domestic Goods—gives ample scope to suit all tastes. Prices are made in accord with the times. The style, cut and workmanship are strictly first-class. ¥ CLOTHES PRESSED, CLEANED AND REPAIRED. O. P. BAUR CO., CATERERS ...AND... CONFECTIONERS | 1512 Curtis Street, Denver 'PHONJfi 108 257 MARCH 2 —Charter Day exercises. Everybody feeling good. First baseball practice. 3— Miss Miller. Deaness for the week, gives a talk on Cowper. 4— Rev. Mr. O’Malley speaks on the question, “W’liat Are We Living For?” Certainly not to become “sleek, fat, poodle dogs.” Challenge from the Law School for a ball game. st. orlena 5—“Those Shandon Bells Miss Reese; “How we Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix,” F. G. Szirkoskv; “A Parody,” Miss Wallihan. 6—Vocal Duet, Misses Miller and Murray; Piano Solo, Miss Davis; Vocal Solo, Miss Brown: Male Quartette. Students League Masquerade Party by the Preps. 9— -The Chancellor distributes “Top or Bottom, Which?” 10— Nothing. 11— Pajjers have a great story about a rough house at Union Park. 12— “The Days Gone By ’ Miss Davis: “Herve Riel.” Charles Morse. 13— Male Quartette; Piano Solo. Earl Blakeslee. Great Baseball Benefit. 16—“Apollo Strikes the Liar.” jy—St. Pat’s Day. Dr. Hyde: “I sec before me many Pats and Bridgets. ’ 19—Szirkosky reads the program for the Literary Society. “Mr. Light will give an illustrated talk of a Spanish bull fight. I’m not sure whether he will take the part of the bull or not. Clements: “We will now sing, ‘When He Swallows ” Vocal Solo, Miss Myer; Reading, Miss Brown; Violin Solo, Mr. Woodard. 20—Prof. Roberts, of Wyoming, gives an interesting talk on “Things Overlooked bv Teachers of History.” Conclusion of the usual introductory joke, “I don’t know what the devil I will say.” 23— Miss Powell blooms out in a new black silk skirt. Another talk by Prof. Roberts. 24— Dean Howe distributes the hymn books. 25— Examinations. A pale cast of thought apparent on faces of the Annual Board. 26— More examinations and more paleness. 31—New term again. Rev. Dr. Reevis conducts the Chapel service. 15th and Glenarm Streets WE handle everything pertaining to a modern DRUG STORE and kindly solicit your patronage. Telephone 2 187. J. H. EAST.M.D. NOSE, THROAT AND LUNG SPECIALTY 1508 GLENARM ST. ESTABLISH ED 1892 B. F. SALZER, WM. E. WILSON, President. Second Vice-President. GEORGE RICHARDSON, Vice-President. W. M. MARSHALL, Cashier. J. V. COCKINS, Assistant Cashier. George Richarson, W. M. Marshall, David Brothers, DIRECTORS S. E. Marshall, S. E. Howard, R. A. Cockins. Wm. E. Wilson, R. D. Smith, B. F. Salzer. the Central Savings Bank COR. FIFTEENTH AND ARAPAHOE STS. DENVER, COLO. The Finest Safety Vaults In the West 259 Commercial and Savings Department CLASS ODE Respectfully Dedicated to the Class of 1903.' Air— Auld Lang Syne.” At last the fatal day has come When we must graduate. Xo more we’ll walk the halls at noon Or come to class too late. Chorus: Farewell dear University, We leave you with a sigh, It nearly breaks our hearts to go (You know that is a lie). Xo more we’ll meet upon the lawn To rough each other’s hair. Xo more our Hag we’ll nail on high To flutter in the air. Chorus : We’ll ne’er again go see the Dean. We ne’er again will fail. For out upon life’s rugged sea We’re now compelled to sail.—Clio. In future time we may look back And wish we here could be. But now. we’re glad to get away: Hooray! We’ll soon be free!—Clio. CLASS CHARACTERISTICS 1903— The Worthless Class. 1904— The Faultless Class. 1905— The Thoughtless Class. 1906— The Reckless Class. 260 I 1. 0. SlUiR J. P. HISS HERRICK’S TFIEPHONE 3253 ..THE... 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WALLACE, Principal. 261 AN ANNOUNCEMENT “On Thursday evening, vou will have the great, grand, glorious, generous, unparalleled, unsolicited opportunity of listening to the most chaste and entertaining lecturer they ever was. Entering the Union army a few months this side of his fifteenth birthday, he experienced the most sad experience that mortal man ever experienced. He had went into the army two hundred and forty-five pounds and thirteen ounces. After going through seven prisons, beginning with Libby and ending with Anderson-ville, after which he weighed by actual measurement at the hands of President Lincoln, the greatest American God has ever produced in the hearts of the soldiers, thirty-two pounds and nine ounces, he spent twelve days in the White House with his partner Dick, these two being the first to ever have escaped from a southern incarceration, being sent to this same White House by General Sherman, the most famous and glorious man God ever made in Ohio, telling the scene of his reception by the aforementioned great, grand, good and generous general, relating his thrilling experiences with the negroes, holding you spellbound by his narrations of his experiences with the bloodhounds, breaking you into pieces by his lachrymose, non-partisan, non-sectarian explanations of his interviews with President Lincoln, the greatest, and goodest man God ever produced in the hearts of the soldier boys, receiving for twelve days his feed from the hands of the President himself, all these pictures painted with a brush dipped in his own heart’s blood will be offered to all school children, college students included, for ten cents per each one. You can do no better than hear this man. coming into contact with he who escaped through the first tunnel ever dug from a Southern prison, how lie reached the Union lines, was received by General Sherman, was sent to see President Lincoln, absolutely, par excellence the most magnificent that ever come in contact with the boys in blue, staying twelve days in the White House, sitting on any bed he pleased, being pinched by the President, the most thrilling, thoughtful, thunderous lecture ever offered for the sum of ten cents. There once was a lieutenant colonel Who made a machine most infolonel. To see if ’t would go He hit it a blow And now he’s in regions etolonel. 262 ‘Remember THAT THE St. James Hotel (EUROPEAN PLAN) HAS ONE OP THE Finest Cafes in the City REASONABLE PRICES BOTH IN CAFE AND FOR ROOMS DONT FORGET THE PLACE Curtis St., bet. 15th and 16th. TAKE CURTIS ST. CAR FROM DEPOT H. H. HAKE, Proprietor FOR... Good Work and Reasonable Prices GO TO Frosh Bros. TAILORS 524 Sixteenth St. Opposite Masonic Temple Jirt Work a Specialty Why Do you Pay a fancy Price for Inferior Printing When you Can have The Best for The same Money at Sanderson-Collins Printing Company 1350 Mrapahoe St. 'Phone Red 2033 Dr. Orlando W. Brown Dentist 630 Sixteenth St. Phone 1852 Main LAU1DRY CO. 1451 Arapahoe St. ’Phone 904 263 D. U. ERGEBUNG Soph (einen Brief von seiner Liebste lesend).- “Dass Du mich liebst, das weiss ieh! Auf deine Liebe pfeif ich.” Soph (spatcr: traurig. mit Ergebung).— “Es thut mir leid dass sie pfeife Auf meine Liebe treu: So rauche ich die Pfeife Und such’ ein Madchen neu!'' Prof. Smiley (in Geometry class).—W e will now look at Miss Clymer’s figure —Oh no, I don't mean that! Kcin Rose ohne Dornen. Das alte Spriclnvort sagt. 1st falscli, denn du hast keine. Das hah' ich oft gedaeht. Mac (entering room).—Hello scrubby dog. why are you holding your nose while you write? Theodore.—I’m writing an article about the sewer out there at the Park. Wenn du mich liebst, wie ich dich lieb . Wir werden nimmer scheiden, Denn solch’ ein. fest' und treue Lieb’, Kein Messers konnte Schneiden. AN IMPROBABLE STORY One Sunday night, oh. sweet delight. Within the parlor, minus a light. They sat together in a row And two composed it. don't you know. Swan sat beside her in the dark And softly whispered. “What a lark! And what's improbable but true He lit the lamp. Ault.—“The people who have farms at Greeley have paid off their mortgages within five years.” Dr. Le Rossignol.—“Well, the Greeley people are exceptionally intelligent people.” Ault.—“Oh. I never came from Greeley. 264 JNO. D. ROSS Wholesale and Retail CIGARS Tobaccos - — ovn- _ — PIPES 1134 FIFTEENTH STREET NEAR LAWRENCE Tdephone 2331 DENVER, COLO. Denver Law School LAW DEPARTMENT OF THE UNIVERSITY OF DENVER Offers a Three Years’ Course, Leading to the Degree of LL. B. The coarse embraces instruction in the following branches: Elementary Law, Real Property, Torts, Contracts, Criminal La )x , Domestic Relations, Sales of ‘Personal Property, Partnership, cogency. Evidence, Pleading, Equity, Jurisprudence, Corporations, Wills, Water Pights and Irrigation, Constitutional Lah , bailments, cNpgotiable Paper, SMining Law, Ppman Law, Insurance, Quasi Contracts, International Lalfr, Comparative Jurisprudence, Legal Ethics For Information Address LUCIUS W. HOYT E. C. Building DENVER, COLORADO A Lots of fun poked at BLAGK DIAMONDS But not much fun without them in your cellar. It is our business to look after your “Diamond” supply. Our stock is complete. Full weight and purest water, and costs no more than the indifferent “brands” sold on the market. The Rocky Mountain Fuel Co. OPERA HOUSE BLDG., 1010 16th ST. We have the only yard in University Park. 265 A TYPICAL CHAPEL SERVICE DRAMATIS PERSONAE Dr. J. E. Lc Rossignol, acting dean. Miss Elsa Strawbridge, pianist. Usual per cent, of the faculty. Entire student body. SCENE Chapel exercises at University Hall. Time: 10.30 a. m. Miss S. plays a beautiful little chime on the piano, after which the students rise and sing the Gloria. Dr. EeR.—Let us read responsively the thirty-first selection, beginning, Vanity of Vanities, all is Vanity and Vexation of spirit. (Selection is read.) Now let us sing. 1'he Lord's Our Shepherd. (After looking a moment.) I guess that isn't in this book. Well then, let 11s sing, The Lord’s Our Rock. (Audible smiles from the faculty.) After singing of hymn Dr. LeR. leads in prayer. Dr. LeR.—Are there any announcements? Prof. Russell.—1 should like to remind you again that a pair of glasses was left—were left—was left in my room and I should like to have them removed. Dr. Hyde.—Anyone contemplating taking Plato, the Freshman Greek, of whom I know little, will please let me know by tomorrow. Prof. Cutler.—I have a fine specimen of the scaphopod or shovel shaped spade. I mean shovel shaped toad, in my room. 1 would be pleased to have you come in and examine it. Dr. Steele.—I still hate in my possession that knife I found. If no one applies for it before Friday, I shall give it to mv son. Dr. Phillips.—I have some very interesting figures on chapel attendance. There are just about twenty people who regularly slope chapel. Xow the peculiar thing about it is that these twenty are the ones who do all the courting around the school. There was a philosopher once, who said that all the pleasure gained from an object was obtained in the striving for it. Don't you believe it. Now, instead of keeping yourself on the rack for half an hour trying to screw up your courage to ask the girl to go to a party with you, just wind it up quick and come to chapel, and I’m sure you will enjoy it immensely. Miss Taggart.—I still need a few copies of the In Latinum. I’m sure there are more copies in the school. (With an irresistibly sweet smile.) Won't von please bring them to me? (Four boys holding Smiley down.) Miss O. Beggs.—Those intending to elect Den fitnf mid dreisigsten Ubersetsungvon dcr Niebelungenlied, genonimcn von den neunsehn Ynhrhunderts literatcur will please report this week. Dr. LeR.—Tomorrow the Rev. Rheoboam Jehosephat will talk at chapel on, “Be Good and You Will be Lonesome.” (He motions to Miss S. who plays “The Tail of the Kangaroo. Students march sedately (?) out of the room.) 266 � I Miss Miller.—“Xow just to show the difference between a specific and a general term, there is a difference between a student and Mr. Ellis. ’ Miss Taggart.—“Now what is Cicero talking about? ’ Steele.—“lie's talking about ten pages.” Ah, we will be wondrous wise, With store of learning plenty; If we know as much at fifty As we think we know at twenty.—A Prep. There once was a F’rof. wise and wily. And one who was valued quite highly. But his name was not right— For all agreed quite That Smiley was not at all smiley. 267 MORITURI SAEUTAMUS, O SOPHOMORES ! “Its up to you!” We’ve done our little stunt and hereby turn everything appertaining to the Kynewisbok over to you. You're welcome to it. We’ve had all we want. We are full up. Experience is a dear teacher, and she invariable charges trust prices. Since we have gone through the mill, we hope you will pardon a few remarks. You have so far, in your work, made but one mistake. You should have started on your annual two years ago. But for this you are pardoned. Otherwise you have done all right. But you had better go at it immediately, hammer and tongs. If you do, you may perchance, get the class of 1906 in the Medical School to make a display. You will doubtless in your work receive plenty of criticism. But go ahead and do your best. o one can do better. There will always be people who “knock.” They never will be satisfied until they write an annual of their own. They are the kind of people who read The Clarion over a fellow students shoulder and stay at home when there is an important football game. You want to be sure to roast them. Roast everybody! There are two reasons why you should roast people. The first is that they need it and the second that it is everybody’s duty to furnish amusement for their fellow men, even at some cost. Don’t spare those who are in love. People who make love in public are public property. So use plenty of roasts. They are always popular with all but the “star performer.” If, however, they raise too big a howl, do as we do now, retract everything that hurts and extend a very humble apology. Be sure and pay a good deal of attention to the Freshmen, for our experience has shown that when he is a Freshman he tells the editor all he can think of. When he’s a Soph he thinks of things but keeps them for his own annual. When he’s a Junior he uses everything in the world he can think of, and when he’s a Senior he can’t think of a thing. Our weary band has reached its journey’s end. toil worn and ink-stained. Our little joust is over, our lances laid at rest. To you who follow us, O Sophomores, Greeting. We commend to your hands the heritage of the past. Proudly, yet not arrogantly, we hope to say in as good condition as we received it. Destroy not the patrimony of your fathers, but so live that when your turn comes to go you too may draw the Mantle of Obscurity about you and smilingly say, “Caesar. Morituri salutamus!” The Editorial Staff. As the old woman said “So ’tis as tis and it can’t be no tiser.” 268 3? xras INDEX Advice to Milk Teeth.................. 93 Adelphian. The....................... 142 Alpha Kappa Kappa.................... 194 Announcement, An.................... 262 And the Clock Struck................. 218 Assault with Intent to Kill........... 76 Astronomer's Love Song...............207 Athletics in D. U.................... 119 Autographs ...........................243 Awful. Awful Mystery.................. 38 Bad Example. A........................232 Baseball ............................ 126 Beta Theta Pi........................ 164 Book Review.......................... 207 Bowling ............................. 129 Bully, The........................... 115 Calendar, Law School................... 78 Characteristics of Profs.............. 220 Charter Day........................... 158 Chess Club........................... 145 Chronicles. Ill....................... 113 Clarion, The.......................... 153 Class Day. 1902...................... 157 Class Ode............................. 260 Co-Education ......................... 226 Crackerjacks ......................... 205 Dare. The........... Debates ............ Debating Club...... December Chronicle Denver Law School. Dooley on Dentistry Dr. Bobs........... 105 154 138 252 70 80 89 Editors Would Like to Know........... 211 Faculty. The........................... 8 Faculty Record....................... 210 Faultless Class....................... 24 Football ............................ 122 Freshman Class........................ 43 Freshman Strategy.................... 197 February Chronicle................... 256 Gamma Phi Beta....................... 180 George Lewis. Appellant............... 71 Geyser, The.......................... 219 Girls ............................... 234 Golf................................. 130 Graduate School...................... 107 Hero. The........................... 216 History of '06....................... 45 Holy Heavyweight Alliance.......... 201 Interview with the Delphian Oracle.; 26 January Chronicle...................... 254 Junior Class............................ 24 Junior Descriptions..................... 58 Kappa Sigma........................ 173 Kinley. Dr. J. B................... 160 Kynewisbok March .................. 202 Leaf from Preps Diary....... Little Willie on Bosses..... Little Willie on Originality... Love's Scholarship.......... March Chronicle............. Meeting. A.................. Memorandum for Sophs....... Molecule. The.............. Morituri Salutamus Nicknames ................. November Chronicle ........ Ode to Douglass............ Ode to Juniors............. October Chronicle........... Ode to D. U................ Old Charley................ Omega Upsilon Phi.......... Oratory ................... Our Glorious Class.......... Our Trees ................. Pi Beta Phi................. Phi Delta Phi.............. Preparatory School......... Prophecy. A................ Professors at Baseball..... Psi Omega ................. Quotations, A Few.......... Question. A................ Report in Psychology....... Senior Class............... September Chronicle ....... Session Laws .............. Sigma Alpha Epsilon........ Sonnet. A.................. Sophomore Class............ Soph-F reshman Contest..... So the People May Know----- Specter. The............... Strenuous New Student...... Student’s Teague............ Summer School.............. Sunny Jim.................. Suffermores ............... To Ye Unfair Fair.......... Tennis ..................... Track Team................. Trials and Triumphs........ Typical Chapel Service..... 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