University of Cincinnati College of Medicine - Annual Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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6 NOW 2111 of us to windows Hurk, Hoping that rhefll never :stup For anch songs we all adore Every nurse on every floor, 7 'I hen our keeper comes around. In the windows we are. found. or course she thinks we art: insane, And to Miss Logan sends our names. 8 Next day, at Miss Logank: door. Nurses stand in twos and fours. Promising her to obey. That we may in training slay. 1N Youre OPINION DOGIDWE THINK STRAIGHTEN ME OUT ? Wagner Ho Dispensary patr'e'm'J Madam, you need a little sun 3an air. Pai'ima'irBut doctor, I'm not married. Speaking QfSex Determi-nuIiuw IL was all settled by an old prnvPrl'J: Rc':ys will be boys. Page One Thmdred Ninety-n'im

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SINUS INN 1 There's a place called Sinus 11111 Where all nurses must Sign in; When we go to picture shows, Or to see our drug store beaux. 2 The keeper of Sinus Inn Is very, very tall and thin. And she's busy all the T'me. Making nurses walk the line. 3 Up and down the stairs she goes, anling out hrst hBill, then Joe, We just have no peace at all. 'Cause She's always in the hall. SOMEBODY? GOT WJFwY x FOR? MY NEW HOSPFUAL! ONE OF THE WGTIMS Hagg Summer comes. 'tis time for sport, We hasten to the tennis court Where the internes and nurses meet. Many, many times a week. 5 Then night comes, the air is Ctml, Internes stop their game of pool, Grab their banjos and a time, And play some tunes, They are W50 cute. Page One Hundred Nin-etyieighr

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' hANh EVERYTHING' ' 'hA's sick pneumOnia patient was just awaking from delerium: HWhere am I? he asked fcebly, th Heaven? . . ' My goodness, n0, said Dr. Ashury, who happened to he w11h 111m, Im still with you. The Surgeon had been called for several emergency operapions Christmas night. The next morning he stopped at the bedmde of one at the cases and remarked: iiWell. how are you this morning. now that you have had your hnliday opening? up. JOHN mom PSON lth-QIVF huh. Wh ' 1'6 , Cg K hi'xxlhhiilffff r: UH P' SAD, BUT TRUE Little Willie from his mirror, Sucked the Mercury all OH, Thinking in his childish error. It would cure the whooping cough. At the funeral Willie's mother Smartly said to Mrs. Brown: hTwas a Chilly day for William When the Mercury went down. Colored Lady tow the GallerthhCan you ail tell me whar at is the eternity ward? The nurse had been trying to spray little Ethcl's throat with an atomizer and had met with considerable- opposition: I wnuldnht mind it so much, Ethel Finally confided, Hif you'd let me honk it myself. Page Two Hundred