University of Cincinnati College of Medicine - Annual Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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INDOOR SPORT Small-pox Isolation I can fancy that two good companions. Who were held here in durance vile, Would hnd ready means of killing the time And coaxing out many a smile. A most shifting mind has the gambling man, Who tries to guess out nature's way: His philosophy tells him how things should be, And reckons the odds he should lay. Helll bet that the moon will shine any night, Stake all 0n the flip of a card; He'll bet that the heart of a landlord is soft. Or lay you fair odds it is hard. He knows llpro and con forever prevail, That he has a good chance either way; So, if you'll the llpm, he'll take the Heon end, 01' reverse themejust as you say. Ilm thinking if two such gamblers were here With nothing upon which to bet; They'd turn to the chance of certain pustules Drying up. while. others staid wet. One might pick for luck an infant pustule, A spot that was just faintly red, And lay one to Eve, it would be dried up E're pus from an old one had Fled. And if both of them were well broken out, And none of the pustulcs were healed; They would make parlays 011 three blooming ones, Against a most wonderful field. And then, 100. entries they'd have by the score, And most of them evanly maLched; Tho' some might act bad, and itch a good bit And, of course, they would then be scratched. Like horses, some favorites would not show class. On the days when they lacked in tire; Then some hundred to one shot would gallop in, And drop his scab first 'ncath the wire. The meeting. of course, woundu't last very longe About seventeen betting clays: But bets would be laid, dOWn t0 the last scab. E're they made their get-a-ways. Page One Hundred Niuety-two

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AN INGUINAI. TRAGEDY DRAMATIS PERSONAE: Queen Hernia. The Kink uf Iioum, K'tmlinul Symptoms. Polly Urca. SCEN H: The Right Luwcr Quadrant. TIME: The Proper. The Ommmm risen disdasilzg Queen. Hermlat disguisml Eu PtI-vcrk Patt't'wx and a Snbmnmm Coat. seated upon II- 5100!. U1 irierinr Jmmx rer' ircardJ Enter the Kink of 110nm u-te'ariarg the Royal TuniuL The anewiliow camest thuu huru? The KinkhBy the levator how: the ventricular frJIcl Lu tht: peivit' llnm 5n please your majesty. The Queen Thoul liestl When Polly Urea was feeding the tlut'ts I saw thee hiding in the crypt. TIM K-inkiAch Mein Leiherltuhn. tHv staggers against Hm It-Itetiml' Pflhuzj The Qmm-Ahal Thou arl the Kink! TIM Kink-Aye. every inch a Kink. tSeiz-irag a .s'pcrmat-it' t'arri I'M .s'trrmguiatrtv 1m . tying a Gimbemat. As he sloughs away she breaks down and ulrm-utc'x. Car- dim! Symptoms rushes in and reads a Blue :UussL tOmt'mum fallst. E .- . hi. f . IF 'PWI'IENEE B M 5 Game 10 THE $1 m, L 1 A whuelmen MY FDLS'FJ oPEnme mu l L we. mg: ml LEFT Emmm MI? W mrut. smug: A non: rH rw SPHENDID- 3' mm r11: men HE mam W9 79 h ' THE 'DOE'IUP. hut. nnwsmr 'JEE Von ... Amn- WM REFU'NFULLVl: ' mm! 'H Two ww-res :42. MT Gnu 'reus m, mama J SHE Smp 1am SAME - jug u Neva? aruEt-q mum: Sn. MDUPS . NEH HEDPGus-E - I 3-1th n1 PG 1 guns NEH wait 12 I N . wag. mmzs ' mauam' OVEN ' M 0'7 -t-t HIGHMORE . array wmfii: :::.5 Til? m vme .31 V FF TH son: uu-un- L J; . seem: lIKC w: ' FPCNT Hon mr uh: wmch-if ' Enage r ' 1 TnWGHT IGO'V TD See The meme A9! . Shad A91 HRENED, Watchful Waiting or The Patience of Parlenrs'thDedlcared to the parlents nf nr. Edt Thompson Dr. C'aldwch'hHow does the bony pelvis 0f the female differ from that of the male? . hBabe Jowms-Jt's a lot prettier. doctor. Thc bcsL physicians are Dr. Quiet, Dr. Diet and Dr. Mcrrymazt $Thi: mad the mricnmrc: which follow were very g?nerously drawn, and mnuihuned Ln Llle CHILEuial Year Book by Cm-Loonisc Claude Shafer of the Cincinnati Post. Page One Hundred .erry-unr

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Dr. Wherrthhat is the cause of whooping cough? PieckiBacillus Pertussis. Dr. Wherrthhn Hrst isolated this. bacillus? PimLk-Perl ussis himself. IS? A H OF A SITUATION ELL 3 59 x3 THE STETHOSCOPE SONG A Professional Ballad There was a young man in Boston town, He bought him a stethoscope nice and new, All lTlOLll'ltEd and finished and pnlishcd down, VVith'an ivory cap Lind a stopper too. It happened a spider within did crawl, And spun him a web of ample Size: Wherein there chanced one day to fall A couple of very imprudent Hies. The Flt'ST was a bottle Hy big and blue; The second was smaller, and lhin and long: So there was a concert between the two, Like an octave Flute and a tavern gong. Now being from Paris but recently, This line young man would show his skill; And so they gave him his hand to try. A hospital patient extremely ill. Page One Hundred Ninety-lhree