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If you Thought only of Ecununu'. SOROSIS Wouhl 1m 1111- 111111 make of $1101: you wnmld 111W- clmsc. 1511511115 :1111111c1 Having 111 11111111111 1111111 15 11 wealth 111' com: fort. durability. 11111 Style 11011 111111111 in :1111' 11111111 111 $11111 uthcr than The Perfected Shoe for Women. ?..-- $ 3 5 0 gm '111111-1'11111'L-t111- Will'klllzilthip 111111 111:1111111'1151141111' 111111111 in 51111115 1111121112 11111111111 111-1111155.1ll1t115711ll1. HINHQH HLHPIWGRH HXINDRDH. 6 West Fourth Street. DO net Ask for: ynur :size Ask To be fitted THE ATHLETE Buys his Apparatus from The Peters Arms and Sporting Goods C0., Mukinghis wluvtinns frnm tln: 11111:- wt and must mmlurn Hf stocks. At thisbczmtiful HtHRT, Smith sidr gnv- crmucnt square, Cincinnati hL' finds the hwt Hf gymnasium wluilnmrnt, in- chuling Shoes, sweaters, belts, gloves, uniforms, ulsn golf, tennis, archery, .. , croquet, basebaII,footbaII, guns, ammud a -w H nition, fishing tackle, hammocks, etc. He is surprisud and ddightud at the extent, variety and beauty of the lines curried by this up-twdate c5tnh1ishmcnt, and the prices appeal sucwssfully tn his luavkctlmuk. cThe WILLER ADOLPH M. JORDAN ..0PTICIAN.. jewelry C0. Drawing Instruments. . NIAKERS OF Cameras and Supplies. 1 Slmctzlcles und Eyeglasscs Eng Gold jewelry J'lade to Order. Class Pins, Fraternity Pins, 1 .. . , , J . , b llelEh and Lots: 5. Society Emblems, Badges, Carefully Fitted. and Medals. Butnnical Murasmpes and Lion Bldg, 5th and Elm Streets, Pwket LEIW- CINCINNATI, OHIO. Telephone 27l3 Plain. 37 East Fifth St. CINCINNATI. 0. $35 $$$$$5E$$$$555565$555635 THE CONTENTS. 1153-17.? PART I. PAIZH DR. HtJu'Aun AYERS .................................... H DEMCA'HUN ................................................. U Em'rmx PLATI 10 Fumiwtmn ........................................... 11 CHARLES lVIED'IIClx .3' .......... . ......................... 12 IJHmu'mn-tm's AND DIRECTORS ..................... 13 Racrlxrncs m: THJ-I UNIVERSITY .................... 1-1 CLUBS :1leUmL-xXIZATIHXS Thu Cincimlutiun. 1WD, .......................... 1H The Cnmedy Club ................................. EU The ITnivemiL-v Glee Club ....................... 24 The Girls' Glee Club .............................. 3h The University Mandolin Cluh ............... EN The Forum ............................................ 30 The Literary Sucivly ........... 33 Thu Hl'vg'inns ...................................... 54 Thu: H. H. S. Club ................................... 3h The Universitv Club ............................. 1 H The Uniu Hitx Sdllemenl .................... n The Athh tic Carnival .......... . 4n FIm'L'rlHXI'J'nis AND Snumu'm-is mm; Sigma Ch: ............................................. 4h Signm Alpha Epsilon ....... . . 4H Batu Theta PE ....................................... 50 Phi Delta Thula .................................... 53 Sigma Sigma..... .................................... 54 N11 Sigma Nu ......................................... HE: V. L'. P ........................... .. 51: Delta Delta Ihlh 5H Gummu Eula ...................................... . :JI Phi Beta Kappa ...................... . ............ h: Tm: ClAHHE-ls F'rrmlmunl. T'L'I'Xt' fry . I'. II. 5 .................. 1-4 Snphumurc. 2'2'2'32' by ,2'. II. ' ht: Juniur. E'L'I'Xc' 2'11- ;1. If. N W1 Soniur. r'z'n'r fly 2';'. H. l; ...................... . TH ATHLJETICS Rcvivw Hf Hounulihl. H'l'h' .................... NH Athletic. Culmcil .................................. WI Rnll Inf HIIHUI'... Funlhllll Tcum........ .. H2 Thu Tntm'-FraturniLy 31ir:nicu'1'-x'1'ln.s........ 41 Rii km Hull TWUI'H 2 4 The University Alumnnl Xsmciuliun...... 42 F' m M ---------------------------------------------- ' W The Y. w. c. A ............................ . ........ 43 -irln Biwkct '1 2111 'lc-Im ----------------------- T The Firu Dnmr L'luh ------------------------------- -H The chinr Cluss-Night Play ................. H Ayvrs1 Almanac ............... . .................. 1m PART II Operafuwenfifa. I'AC'J . The 'Vnrsily Hung, Hr. UNI: ICJMWJI: 1' ...... 1le Jumhn. 110111: .1. 1'1. 5 .............................. III Burnvl XVm-ds. Nufu'l'lrl. find: ................ 107 The gurcn Hf Shuhu ................... A Mndern Fable. . Imm K221! .K'h'nun'L. . 1IIH Tho Bridgo. . 2'. L'. 5 ................................... Tn Crunhm'h, .f. If. 5 ................................. 11!! Thu Anarchists Bride. .1. ft. 5....... Miss. Hupkins' Anmvers 10 Queries.............. 111 Reelulleciiwm. .I. II. .'........,....5 112 A PTHSE PahtDl. V. 11'. 1.721270 ...................... 113 Versus. .71, 13'. 5 ....................... .. 114 Suardi-BlnkeyHeart1.4:HcartTalkHJI'. 111'. 115 Snlitude. l1'2'2'c'11 JV. lx'l't'l'r ............................. Ill! Solitude. .1'. If. 5 . 117 Happy Days uf Linllege Men. Dr. j2u'2'2'ur2',.. 118 Cui Bmw? 1':'. U A' ...................... 131 A 5x llvgrism. .I. 13'. 121 Flair Rush hour h' 52qu 1 :12122221'222122 Ir 2'2'211122'3 22 Play :5 W 9 Have Seen. .. .......................... 123 Elsa Uver the Telephone ............................ 124 Verses. ............................................... 125 Kt.:Ch-Cl'mlb:lthizm Crmtruvcrsy. 11 . , lib Verses. .-I. 1;. 5 .......................................... 127 Verses, j. 5'. Wlhmm'h' ................. 12H How To W't'itc an English 13 Stury ............. 1:0 Verse;- ........................................................ 1311 Verses. . f... 157 XYitll My Friend. the Devil.5.H all2 2'.138 Udu I'm a Distant Pruspect. 2'2. l'l. 11.. .. Pucms. Ellyn .ll. 11'2'1'1'3' ................................ 1-H Stygiun Drinking Snug. U. .I. H'm'fc'r. ..... 14-5 LUNCH GRABHHR TALI'IS' Prulugue. If. H. II ............................... 147 Qunms. Ulrl 1T111t-Y.,f. 1:15 Jack. He Single. 11'. H'. The Pnet's Kindling Wnud. . Daffy Nan. H'. H'. t Huhaiyat Fur 11102, 11'. 1'1'. 1; ........... 1.:1: An XVe Arc Advertised By Our Friends........ 1F Fyradnra. .1. If. 5. ............................ 11:1 The Bridge of Sighs. 1:. H. II ................... ths 'Mandy Lee. 15. H. II ....................... . ........ 1m. Aclmmvlcdgments. .................................... llxK HHXVANU AYERS. PIMP L.L. IL. ln-MH-m u: 'l'hu- l'mwrme nl rmcunmlu T0 Howard c14yres, Ph. D., L. L.D., ?resia'ent of the University of Cincinnati, for his zealous. unselfish and successful rkvork of improving our University, The Cincinnatianil902 is sincerely dedicated. akin; Of this Edition de Luxe there were printed on the University Press, by the Junior Class of the University of Cin- cinnati, in the month of June, and the Year One Thousand, Nine Hundred and Two, Anno Domini, Three Hundred Copies, of which this is Number...ff... age; W M18411 1 e6 FOREWORD .3: THE CINCINNATIAN 1902 will be allowed to speak for itself, hence none of the usual introductory excuses are offered. The ninth in the series of our University Annuals, it is the first to he published by the Junior Class alone. It is the first to be printed and bound on the new , University Press, the result of personal supervision and actual work by students. It is the first to be run on a cash as well as a literary basis, and it is the first whose profits are to be do- nated by the Editor-invChief and Business Manager to the Com- mencement Fund of their Classs. And so, though it is our first effort, we sincerelyr hope that it will remain first in the opinion of iVarsity-foik and their friends. e9; 11 tn kh'IJ-H ilklllLK x. Il'uunlln-r wt MW aniu-rniu HI Cinrinnnh. .5: e3: UNIVERSITY OF CINCINNATI .3: La: J33u$$ DEPARTMENTS A.CADEMXC DEPARTMENT. tht-UJI'ATE DEPARTMENT. MEDICAL DEPARTMJ'ZNT. DENTAL DI-zvxn'rnnawr. COLLEGE OF ENGINEERING. S'I'MMER SCHOOL. LAW DEPARTMENT. CLINICAL AND PATHOLOGICAL DEPARTMENT. AFFILIATION WITH CINCINNATI ART ACADEMY. TEACHERS COLLEGE. J$Jni e'- Laiv THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS J c1 OSCAR VJ. KUHN. ka'rnmu WALTER A. DHCAMP. OSCAR XV. KUHN. JOSEPH C. BUTLER. JOHN F. WINSLUW' ELLIOTT H. PENDLETON. MAX B. MAY, J. M. ROBINSON. BRENT ARNOLD. FRANK B. WIBORG. JOHN W. LUHN. FRANK JONES CHARLES 19. XVINDISCH. liv-szyrfn JULIUS FLEIS XVILLIAM H. G. S. SYKES. JOHN B. PEASLEE. EDWARD SENIOR. C. A. L. REED. JABIES N. GAKIBLE. THAD. A. REAMY CHMAN. .MIJW' uf U'nrfmnm'. DAVIS JR.. fla'rk $$$$- .3. FACULTIES OF THE UNIVERSITY .43: HOWARD AYERS Ph.D., LL. 13., President of the University. THE ACADEMIC FACULTY WAYLAND RICHARDSON BENEDICT, A. M.. - - - Professor of Philosophy- JERMAIN GILDERSLEEVE PORTER. Ph. D., Professor of Astronomy 311d Director Of the Observatory. EDWARD MILES BROWN, Ph. D., Professor of the English Language and Lite-raturc. FREDERICK CHARLES HICKS. Ph.D., Sinton Professor of Economics and Ch'IC-S and Dean of the Academic Department. HARRIS HANCOCK, P11. D.. - - - - - Professor of MathematiFS- JOHN MILLER BITRNAM. Ph.D.. - - - - - - meessor 0f Latln. MAX POLL, Ph. D., - - - - Professor of the Germanic Languages- JOSEPH EDWARD HARRY, Ph.D.. - - - ' ' Professor of Greek. MERRICK VVHITCQMR, Ph. D.. - - - - - - PTOfeSSOT 0f History. LOUIS TRENCHARD MORE. Ph.D. - - - - - Professor 01' Physms. THOMAS EVANS. Ph. D., - - - - Professor of Technical Chemistry- CHARLES HUBBARD Jmm. P11.D., - Professor of Psychology and PQdagogy. MICHAEL FREDERIC GUYER. Ph. D., - - Assistant Professor of Biology. EDWIN BRYANT NICHOLS, A. 3., Assistant - Professor of Romance LanguageS- CHARLES MEREDITH HUBBARD, A. M., - Assistant Professor of Sociology JOHN HOWARD MuLmn, A. 13.. B. D.. - - - - Lecturer 0n the Bible- MAX BENJAMIN MAY, A. M., - - - - - - Lecturer 0n Civics. SIMON STEIN BASSLEm L. F. 0.! - - - - Lecturer 0n Meterology. SAMUEL an, 1311.11, - - - - - - - Lecturer cm Palagom HENRY SELDON PRATT, A. B.. - - - - Director of Physical Culture. FLORENCE Clummm LMVLER, 13. SH . - - Instructor in Mathematics. JOHN TUCKER MURRAY. A. M., - - - - - Instructor in English. STEPHEN ELMER SLOCITM, B. E.. Ph,D.. - Instructor in Applied Mathematics. HENRY LEWIN CANNON Ph. D.. - - - Instructor in American History. DELONZA TATE WILSON, A. 31., - - - - Instructor in Astronomy. EMILIE ESSELBORN. B. L.. - - - - Instructor in Romance Languages- EDWARD FRANKLIN ALEXANDER, A. M., - - - - Instructor in Latin. WILLIAM OSBORN. A. Mu - - - - - - Instructor in Biology. JOHN NICCIELLAN PRATHER. Ph.D., - - - - Instructor in Biology. VVILLIAn-l BAUPL Ph.B., - - - - Instructor in Germanic Languages. THEODORE ELY HAMILTON. A. M., - - Instructor in Modern Languages. JAMES EDMFND IVES, P11. D.. - . - - - Instructor in Physics. ROBERT WILSON NEAL. A. M., - - - - - Instructor in English. LEON LAIZER WATTERS, Ph.D.. - - - - Instructor in Chemistry. JOHN FHRGVHON SNELL. Ph.D., - - - - Instructor in Chemistry. RALPH CLEWELL SI'PER, A. M.. - - Instructor of Romance Languages. MABEL HALLIDAY. - - - - - - Instructor in Physical Culture. EUGENE EWALD AGGER. - . - - - Teaching Fellow in Economics. HARRY SHIPLEY FRY. A. Bu - - - Teaching Fellow in Chemistry. SARA JEAN HOWELL A. 3.. - - - - - - Assistant in English. OTHER OFFICERS OF THE FACULTY JOHN HOWARD MELISH. A. 8., B. D., - - - - - - Chaplain. CAROLINE KNIGHT DUNBAR. - - - - - - - Dean of Women. LELIA AMANDA GARYIN, B. L.. - . . - - - - RagiStrar. Librarian and Library Assistants HARRIET EVANS HUDGE. Librarian. MINNIE CLARKE BRID ';MAN, H. L. Sq EDNA GU55. MARY THUMPSON A. 13.. MARY CHARLOTTE MCILVAINE. DELIA SANFORD. H. L. 55., RUTH VK'UULMAN. A. B., GRACE GUODALE. GERTRUDE HUGHES GUTHRIE, JESSIE ANNA CARROLL. A. 13.. B. L. 5., PLATT BISHOP EVENS, Mcchanician. MARGARET BUDDINGTON, A. B., J'IJSEPH W'ALDECK. Engineer. d1 FACULTY OF THE MEDICAL DEPARTMENT J: Una MEDICAL COLLEGE OF OHIO? P. s. CONNER. M. D.. LL.DH Dean. E GUSTAV ZINKE. M. D.. W. W. SEELY, A. M., M. 13., AUGUST RAVOGLI, A. Mn M. D.. SAMUEL NICKLES. M. D.. STEPHEN C. AYRES. A. M.. M. D. THAD. A. REAMY. M. D.. LL.D.. ALBERT V. PHELPS. M. D.. CHAUNCEY D. PALMER. M. D.. CHARLES L. BONIFIELD, M. DH FREDERICK FORCHHEIMER. M. D.. WILLIAM H. CRANE, B. 5., M. D.. JOSEPH RANSOHOFF. M. D.. F. R. C. S. BROOKS F. BEEBE, M. D., JAMES G. HYNDMAN. M. D.. Secretary. HORACE J. WHITACRE. M. D.. B. K. RACHFORD, M. D.. WILLIAM MUHLBERG, M. D.. ALLYN C. POOLE. A. M.. M. D.. J as! LECTURERS AND DEMONSTRATORS .3 .3 JUDGE JOHN S. CONNER. R. W. C. FRANCIS. M. D.. JAMES M. FRENCH. A. M.. M. D.. A. G. DRURY, A. M., M. D.. PHILIP ZENNER. A. M., M. D.. E. 0. SMITH. M. D.. H. H. HOPPE. A. M.. M D.. EV. E. SAVAGE. M. D., OTIS L. CAMERON, M. D.. WM. LIST. M. D., W'. B. WEAVER, M. D., E. HARLAN, M. 13., CHARLES SETH EVANS, B. 8., M. D.. MARION XVHITACRE. M. DH JAMES W'M. ROWE, A. B., M. D.. XVILLIAM MITHOEFER. M. D.. J. E. GREIW'E, A. B., M. D.. a! a3 ASSISTANTS AND CLINICIANS 23' :3 ROBERT CAROTHERS, M. D.. VJALTER FORCHHEIMER, A. B., M. D.. C. M. PAUL. M. D.. A. H. FREIBERG M. Du JAMES W. ROWE, A. B., M. D.. GEORGE E. MALSBARY. M. D.. A. STARR FORD. M. D., JOHN MILLER. M. D.. ALLAN RAMSEY. B. 8., M. D.. M. HEIDINGSFELD, M. D.. Ph. B.. J- FACULTY OF THE LAW DEPARTMENT J GUSTAVUS H. W'ALD, 1414.11, Dean. and Professor of Law. WILLIAM H. TAFT, LL.D., FRANCIS B. JAMES, LL.B., HENRY A. MORRILL, LL.D., Instructor- JUDSON HARMON, LL.D.. CHARLES M. HEPBURN. A. 13., LL.B., Instructor. JOHN R. SAYLER. LL.D.. EDWARD BARTON, LL.B., LAWRENCE MAXWELL, Jib. A-M-. LL-B- Instructor. ALFRED B. BENEDICT, A B.. LL.B., ELDON R. JAMES, B. 8., LL B., HARLAN CLEVELAND, A. B.. LL.B., Instructor. JOHN W, VVARRINGTON, LL.B., ROBERT C. PUGH, A. B., LL.B., WILLIAM C. HERRUN' A' B.. LL B Instructor. .5: FACULTY OF THE DENTAL DEPARTMENT a mum COLLEGE OF DEXTAL SURGERXW J. S. CASSIDY, A. M.. M. D., D. D. 8., VVM'. KNIGHT, M. D., D. D. 8., II, A. SMITH, BL M., D. D. 6., Dean. GRANT MOLYNEAUX, D. D. 5., C. NI. WRIGHT, A. IVL, D. D. 5., H. T. SB-IITH, D. D. 8., Secretary T. I. WAY, D. D. S. In D e. A -5 .....B U HC w m R O ' Z T '.W. H.934; .3: 41:4; .37. rHAZW Lil: mmmmdmri: .1? HIT; .ZE ZSEJ;H$..V:K4 9.711.; .77 11.7. 312.15....4 2 JJEVJMC THE CINCINNATIAN- I 902 J: J Published by the JUNIOR CLASS 3 1;: 333$ EUSTACE HALE BALL. . lfclifur-fH-I71qu-um!llfnsfi'ulm' LITERARY STAFF STI'ART A. WALKER. Axxx Bum STEWART. HERMAN A. BM'IJ-zss. ELucx M. KIELY. JAMES B. UIMNNHLL. My; K. SEAMAN. W. WALLACE CLARK. . Senior Representative. 3333 BUSINESS STAF F WILLIAM O. PAULI. . . . . Business Managur. JACOB L. TUECH'I'ISK. . . . . Assistant. Printing,r under Dircction nt' HARRY H. S'rmxmi'rz. 19 Acll Hihxk lhmmrlhuuuf MN, Jumcs th Mmmx' Mus HAM HM. Mic. H avrvmm l' Mu. HALL .t H. H IZil-i'a Ihullll-HIHHH. MILAIWHH. MI: le-xnmu HIa-whwn Isw .Vlsn Ifmmlxa XH-QVKJile XI-xx. Iiw'Iluxx Organized September, I 900 OFFICERS W. RAMSEY Pkuluscm . . Prrsidmf HOWARD T. JONES. . . . I?'rv-PITSIHHHI um! ??'nn'lrrvr ELSA M. BL'IJPMAX, . . . .Vrrrrfmjr Axum BIRD STlCWAk'n . . lh'rrrtur um! l'rufn'm' .ll'cIHHA'TT EI'STACE HALE HALL. . . .H'lugr mid lmxiws: Allmmgrr ACTIVE MEMBERS Estucc Hale Ball. 8. Chester Purkur. Elsa 31. Bultmzm. XV. Ramsey Prulmsun Buss Caldwell. Elsr A. Rawhig; Carl Hantvoort. Gcncvu Redd. Stanley Grangun Juhn Calvin Skinner. Edna Hopkins. Anna Bird Stewart Hmvart T. Jones. Stuart A. XVulkcr. Rolwrt E. Krcimcr. IN llkl'lli'bfm'bns, . . . . Parker Huystud Fillmurv. IUUI. In Pkffudvlpl'u'd, . . . . Ncllic Puyntz Furry. PHH. PERFORMANCES OF COMEDY CLUB Assembly HleL January 5. 1W1 iHPrincu Fmthcrhruin. uRo-x'ul Road to Wealth. Glendale. Februz-Lry H, 1W1 7 Rm'ul Road to Xchlth. Assembly Hall, June 1. lumiJohn Lyka 'Enclymiun. iFirgt prescntuticm in America. J Asscmhy Hull. Dec. 7, 1'ml--H1,r01ms:ll Unrlur Difhcultics. Ijihi's Bnmn-Bmuu, Athlutic Carnival, April 2nd and SnL 1002 - IJihi's-; Bnn:11-B1,:m1-1. anlcrg fur the Colonel. Library Hall. Pricc HilL May 23. PHD. rHBilaiE BLHJIll-BUHIII. 'A Morning Call. In Preparatiun Oliver Goldsmith's She Stumps tn L'unngLu-r. 21 A I'rnl-mm IYIHII'I' IM'hruHu m 31hr. IH'IJMAN 31.x. Illmx'vmlx Mire. Hnmxun J-IH. HKINNVK l'mulvr'a In. rhwx'nlnm- MH.I1HL Mus HI Lnux A PROPOSAL UNDER DIFFICULTIES BY JOHN KENDRICK Bum,- Jack Barlow .......................................... . .A RTH UR STA NLHV G HANGER Bub Ya rdsley ...................................... .. .IOHN CALVIN SKINNER Jennie, the umid. ......... ELSA M. BIYLTMAN Dorothy Andrews ............................................... AXNA Bum STEWART HiCka', the Coachman ........................................................... nPER SE POWDERS FOR THE COLONEL 33 A SKETCH 25! UAUIHS NA'FLXEE BY svl-icml. IcI-tgum'rj Mrs, Winters ..................................... , ............. ELSA M. BULTMAX Colonel Humphrey. ...,.... ....., .. ..., ..,. ., .....,..4-LVS:x Bum H'rrmuw'r a Mk MORNING CALL a A COMEDIETTA Mrs. Chillingtnne .................................................. GHN'PH UDE MDHHV Sir Edward Ardent ,AHL UANTYODKT a BIBPS BOOM-BOOM a'- BY AXNA Emu STEWART F'numh-Il um :I ulmri awry 135' H. J. XV. Dam. lu-rmiwiml M' McClurv'a Mugnmnv. eel CAST 3 In the Order of their Appearance Toni. maid t0 the P6116955. ......................................... GEHTKI'JJF. MOSBY Eugcnc. the head waiter ....................................... EUSTACIE HALF. BALL .HOWAHU JOKES Mmmieur Bibi. proprietor of the hotel . Princess Wanda SuuvaruB'. incognito ...................... ..EL5E RASCHIC. Ladislas Borowski. ...................... . ...... . . ..... CARLG.5LXTK'UD'NT Russian Spy .......... .. ..................................... CALVIN SKIXNER XVife 0f the Russian Ambassador in U. HWH Enxa Hopxxxs RepurtEr for New York Journal .................................... ELSA BULTMAX . 3- . 7 , . . H - 5NHLL1F, FERRY Rmetu fm hen Ymh lrlbmm ....................... . ........ d BESS CALLM'ELI. Deaf and Dumb Girl kxx-x BIRD STEWART Admiral Srmvaroff ................................................... RAnmsty Pmmiscu . . STAXLIQY L' PANGEP brand Duke tatanhlas .......................................... S 1 i WILLIAND BLACK The scene is laid in the correspondence romn of the Hutel Suvuriu. .m the Atlantic coast not far from New York. Act L 10 A. M. Act II. 3 P. M. 1:27.42... K.:..ICL ZCIZM:.;H Zu QEZH. ZEHLMACZIQTU Liz infrzxa: ZmMXZiL ummEd p45 .IVQEJFLZ 771:2 v5.2, prm.KH::.C 33:;er xmrwm:.ri...J4: 2.423 .2 .5 4:1 JAG: 2:3: 3.4142. r1: THE UNIVERSITY GLEE CLUB '-i E4 L g Li S.CHl-LHTER PARKER . . Huxfm'xsAlfuuugm'. CARI.GANTVOORT . . . Jl'usfnr! Dr'rvrhu: ED. 0. SCI-IIHJET'PEK BERT Lyme lrr: mfwmxfx 54$ Cu$ bi hag FIRST TENORS Ramsey Prohasco Burt Lyon Joseph Shaw Sidney Aurr SECOND TENORS Eustace Ball W'ill FORdiCk Earl Hagcmeycr Henry Koch James ODonnell Ed. Schroettcr FIRST BASES Edwin Hutchins John Edward Buhh Howard Jones Carl Uantvuort Jocoh Tucchter Louis Robinson SECOND BASES S. Clmratcr Parker A. Stanley Granger Robert W'nlker A1frerCAbr-ahams C11 arlcs Fischer JJa'rJ Annual Concert hem in Assembly H2111. May 'Zch. MHZ. .7: .5 26:71.; 4 ,7. f d xxx...m: 3.: 5,125.29 ALT: :1: 7.33:; 13.x; 4 4.27.22... A41. Z.- xfrsi. . 1:: ?.rZJKL 7.2: .::.A 6:: 7:, u :71 ::..5 7.1... age GIRDS GLEE CLUB a: Igu4 hg9$ ANNAH C. PIERCE. . . . f'rm'idml LYDA Hmmmm. . . . . ???rzszzrrr REGINA R. W151i. . . . . .qumwrr ELSA A. WEIHI . . . . llz'rrrrur SOPRANO Clam Comclius. Cum Bax. Jessie Fiscl'lcr. Edith Hill. Erna Lotzm Florunu- Owcm Almah Picnic. Urnuu Drukkcr. E'Jsic Shradrr. E1571 W'cihl. Mary Latta. Maud Mzuldux Helen Plant. Martha Jacgcr. FIRST ALTO Evelyn Cantor. Lyda vawr, May Shaw. Delia Fcchhcimur. Mzulclaine Meyer. Fanny Marcus. SECOND ALTO Elsa Raschig, Inez H'hitc. Regina XVisc. Aurelia Dillmnn. Gertrude tTDmmeH. Cum Stallman. a'- -1 m..;..: 157. , . . 2.41.2: . .:7w 2 :2 :4: 7.52.2212 r... . ;:1.1.1 a 723;: .: .J 7 g7. 20 27. ,ruz.:.4:2 1.22 U udwnaiz. x . . . . : .IHK AAA gage UNIVERSITY MANDOLIN CLUB at :5! J J a'- Mlss HELEN R.-x'r'rxa1m.xx. . . . . Prrsleml EDWIN 0. SCHRGHTTER. . . . . . Armin- ARTHFR EYERHAM. . . . . . .Ifmmg'rr :23 FIRST MANDOLIN 755 MISS LYDIA DE COI'RCY. ARTHI'R W. HHYHR, MISS HELEN RA'lTl-iRMAN. LESTER COLLIER. IIOLDEN CRANE. GI'STAV AHLBRANDT. A SECOND MANDOLIN LIB MISS VIaImNA SCHRII-ZFF.R. FRANK Bmmnax, MISS HARRIET GAGE. ARTHI'H EYERHAM. MISS STELLA SCHWFTENFI-IS. JOHN Brena. 3 V's! GUITARS 3 e! EDWIN 0. SCHROISTTEEL ELEONORF. NIPPERT. HFNTICR HANIA'. EVA YI-IRGEH. 2t! M.Emzvdh thaFTVSJZ...HP4 :w-rQaEVM 3:4: 9:37;. F :zTCQ .23.:3 x2fizi 4497555,: 4.32:.sz 5:13 xmzizvm :3??? .1 9922,5- ti; 4 a: .49: THE FORUM east .5: A LITERARY AND DEBATING SOCIETY OF THE jUNIOR AND SENIOR CLASSES d J Jr J JI'LIAN MURmiNMHRN. . . Prvsz'dcul EVGHXE Amman, . . l'x'rr-l'rcsr'ch'nf WILLIAM H. FILLMDRJC, . . . .Nk'r'rrlmy mid Yi'r'asm'c'r James B. 'ITDonncll, Stuart A. W'alkcr, Ed. B. Kriegcr. Jonah H. VViF-C. Edgar MchHistvr. Herman A. Bnylcss. XViIlimn 0. Pauli, Coleman Awry, W'illiam H. DcW'iit, Georgi; K. Elliott, Herbert R. Whiting. WVillium H. Lewis. Jacob L. Tucchtcr', Arthur J. Kinscllm Arthur C. Evcrham. Eustace H. Ball. X-Villiam G. Sticgicr. R01 mrt E. Kruinmr. XViHieun R. Pruhasco. QANTSQE I13... IVJELZE 3:741sz IHmauQa. .vab wAA Kfunfmwi :QIZHE 314.5 3F; LLIJ 2.1. ?JEUH ,531324 , ;,.S ea: THE LITERARY SOCIETY .5: 23.5.53; EDNA HOPKINS. . Prrsglirut STELLA HIRSCH, . . IHT-ljr'rsirlnrf ELINQRE ADAMS. . .S'crrclznj' mm' Trmsrtrrr ACTIVE MEMBERS ELINORE ADAMS. ELLEN KIELY. DAISY ANDREW, B-IADELAINE Movmg FLORENCE BENEDICT. ELSE ROSCHIG. LEONARDA Gross MAY SEAMAN, SARA JEAN HOWELL, ANNA BIRD STEWART, EDNA HOPKINS. LOFISE XVOR'IHINGTON. STELLA HmSCH, GRACE WMGHT. ALUMNAL CARRIE MAXWELL. EDITH CAI-IPBELL, ALMA HOLDT, FLORENCE XVILSON, NELLIE PERRY. HONORARY MEMBERS, MRS. HOWARD AYERS. MR5. E. M. BROWN. $.44 :5 a5 OFFICERS DR. OTTO JUE'P'PNER, . . . 11mm GEORGE HARPER. . . . . Flmnm GEORGE DIEHL. . . . . . H'rfmws BEN M. PILHAHHY. . . . 711'01105 3 $5 MEMBERS M. Henry Bentley, Walter Hyman. Dr. William Muchlbcrg, Dr. John A. Caldwell. William McLean. William B. Mcntc. Rubcrt Humphrey's, Finly Vein Arsdalu. Dr. Michael Brandenburg. Carl M. Barth, Dr. S. D. Clayton, William Burtnur. GL'Orgc Williams, G. R. Bray. Isidore Schaxvr, In Phillipinos Wm. H. Strictman. Dr. J. E. Monger. W. C. Cook, Hen Nelson. C. A. Langdale. F. Romcr Peters. Eustace Hale Ban. Arthur Heycr. Herbert A. Brown, Jay C. Bcnckcr, Alfred Juettner, Dan Wilson. Dr. Morton Axlinc, Dr. Charles Merz Harry L. Scngcr, Edwin C. Schncidur. alias CycI0ps, the First. In Germania Dr. Karl M. Stouhr. alias Q'clom. the Second. tahiefui HF. Sbgians are a band of kindred spirits who meet once a month Hound the festive board, to sing student songs, make student speeches and dispense student cheer, with the aim of advancing the interests of our Alma Mater of and generating that Bohemian hhon camaraderief which is the vital spirit of 3.11 uni- versity life The membership is limited to the Upper-classmen of the diiterent Departments and the Alumni of this or other uni- versities. The society since its organization in March, 1901, has steadily and carefully increased its membership, until now it is no exaggeration to say that the meetings are attended by the best young colIege men of the city. The society is in some particulars modelled after the excellent student organizations of the German universities, but the ensembleh is distinctly individual, American and Cincinnatian. Scarlet, black and gold have been adopted as the society colors, with the unique Stygian cap and scarlet breast ribbon with evening dress as the regulation uniform. In its com- paratively short career the society has published singly several college songs with original words and music by members. These were so well received that in the autumn of 1901 a mixed col- lection of original and old student songs in English, German and Latin, entitled '450ngs of the Stygians, was braught out in book form, for the use of the members and their guests from the outer world, who are known as hShades. Thus, ever striving to better their organization and to insure more perfect results, have the Sfygfans heen combining the work and pleasure of the meetings. By the coming winter they expect to have permanent quarters of their own, and the ranks will be still more replenished from the many congenial and clever college men in the city, with the Stygt'an Trinity ever in view: iiMan- Iiness, Good-fellowship and Varsity-patriotisrn? axe; EHCHHZM HZ43Z543$ .4 AECETML TAPPEA .2 73.52; 5 deCI J3; MZ4AU VHHNJAWS FP:::JH 7432.2451 232447.: JZFT, MHDnuE: KEEJM Q17: ESHJJZU 34 ZE:V.4K3A4. UJ-IOFFIx'I-IY A. GEM: EI'GIZNH E. AGCHH. A, LLOYD Muumw. WM. HOWARD LEWIS. JAMES B. UTJONNHLL. 1902 W. WALLACE CLARK. 9xRTHlVR XV. HI-zYEIr. Rmues'r H. WALKER. I 903 CLARENCE A. MAHKLEY. KVM. Hr. S'PIIiL'vLEE-e. JUNAH H. W151i. GUSTAV AH 1.1m .x NDT. A DA 11 Baurmxtx RT. HAH 1ch P. Um: HANT. CHARLES W'. TRISIJER. HA RULD T. BA HBITT. I904 OLIVER XV. BRACKMAx. G. CARI. COLLIER. AHTHYR M. SPIEGEL. Dowxug R. WALKER. I 905 CHARLES T. SHANXUN, Post Graduate CLI FFOR D S LEWIS Member in Faculty EDVVAHD F. ALEXANDER. .2: .3: UNIVERSITY CLUB a: a: A$3$ EDNA HOPKINS. . . . . Prrshimt ELIZABETH DISERENS. . .S'crn'fmj' 1902 ELEANOR ADAMS, ELIZABETH DISERENS. LEONARDA Gross, AMELIA HICKENLOOPER. EDNA HOPKINS. T 'fcc-Prcs 1151mm! Treasurer EDGAR MCALLISTEm . STELLA HIRSCH. . . EFGENF. AGGEH. ANTHI'R EVERHAM. RAMSEY PHOBASCO. STELLA Hmscn. ELSE RASCHKG, GENEVA REDD. 1903 EFSTACE BALL. HELEN RATTERMAN. JONAH WISE. EDGAR MCCALLISTER. HERMAN BAYLESS. HERBERT WHITING. W ILLIA M PAULI, 1904 H AR R 3' DHCHAN'r, A NNA H PI If RCE, 1905 ARTHUR SPIEGEL, PA L'LINL: SHUNK. CALVIN SKINNER. .3: UNIVERSITY SOCIAL SETTLEMENT at N. E. Corner of Liberty and Plum Streets, Cincinnati OFFICERS lJn'sfdcul Tre'wnn'r .Vrn'lrrlj' flan. H 'nrh'r EDITH CA MPHEI.L. C. E. HI'HRARD. HOWARD MELLISH. W. H. LAWTON. . EXECUTIVE BOARD M. E. INGALLS. JULIUS FLEISCHMANhL F. C. HICKS. LARZ ANDERSON. L. B. BLAKEMOKE. SAMUEL AGLAI'EH. J. G. SCHMIDLAPP. W. B. MELLISH. C. P. TAFT. LEONARDA U055. PAULINE SHL'NK. R. E. KREIMER. E. MCCALLISTER. WORKERS Miss Valerie Weil. Miss Florence Wilson. Miss Elsie Burkham, Mrs. George Allison, Miss Marcus. Mrs. Dunbar. Miss Else Raschig. NIL F. P. Smith. Miss Florence Owen. Miss Adele Krebs, Miss Katharine Babbitt. 39 Mrs. Jennie Tedeschc. Mr. Calvin V05. Miss Grace Wright. Migs Waterticld. Miss Edna XValtom Miss Edith Peck Miss Elsa Springer. Miss Mary Kiefcr. Miss Anna Kellogg. Miss Leonarda GUSS. Miss Meyers. Held in McMicken, Assembly and Cunningham Halls, April 2nd, 3rd and 4th, 1902, Under Auspices of the University Club. COMMITTEE HOWARD NIEMAN, . . . Prrszllmt W. RAMSEYPROBASCO, . . Trnmrrer Glimrwmc hlosln'. JONAH WIRE. HERMAN A. BAYLESS. STUDENT ORGANIZATIONS TAKING PART The Comedy Club presenting: Bihi's Boom-Boomu and HPowders for the Colonel The Greek Letter Fraternities, - - - - - - tharsit-v Minstrels The V. C. P. Society. - - - -. - - - - Refreshment Booth Delta Delta Delta Sorority. - - - - - - - Japanese Booth Gamma Beta Sorority. - - - - - - - - - Snow Booth Literary Society, - - - - - - - - - - Greek Oracle 8. S. S. Club. - - - - - - Smoking Room and Tobacco Stand Mandolin Club, - - - - - - - - - - Music Booth Thu Scniar Hirlm - - - - - - - - - - Candy Booth The Junior Girh, - - - - - - - - - Continental Booth The J unior Boys. - - - The Cunnihal King and the Living: Skeleton Thu Sophomore Girls. - - - - - - - Days-of-the-VVcck Booths The Suphomorc Boys. - - - - - - - - - Chock Room The Freshman Class. - - - - - - - - - Souvenir Booth The Engineers. - - - - - - - - - The Wheel of Fortune Mr. Arthur Luanstcin and Mr. Hurdun Fnrnlmm. - The Wireless Telegraph Inturclusu Busakot B2111 Gnmus- Thr Ghana Hlnwors-Thc Palace of Illusions, Chorus of Confetti 'lhhrmvcrs. Pretty Mnidcnri. Spcndthrift Youtha Condemending Alumni. and Au'c-Htruck Visitors. RESULT?TI'16 Clearing of an Athletic ?Debt of $1,800! 4!! S The Inter-Fraternity Minsteer-eiies 7m PNICM-jwrlcn m- , T HE EX-EAli-BMIHDAG EXTRAVAGANZA COMPANY In Assumlah' Hall. Wednesday Eerl Thursday, April 2nd and 3111. W112. Prnducul under me pm-wnal stage directiml nf W. HANFH'ILI: HMLHI: xIm'I' ,3 ,3: ,5: 3. End Men ANDY HICKICNI.m.n-HR. NED STEWART. XV. GARFIELD EHHRHARDT, A. STANLEY GnAxm-m. HOWARD T. JONES, JACOB L. TI'ECHTHH. Interlocutor Pianist S. CHESTER PARKER. Hl-zle'r an. Chorus .1. Calvin Skinncn Taylor C. Greenwald. E. XV. McCaHistcr, Arthur VVatlswnrth, XVCRamm-y Prolaasco. Edwin L. Hutcllins. Brunt Woodnll. J. Marlay Kuglcr. Frank P. Cnlrillc, Harry C. Futsch. Albert L. Baker, Arthur E. Evurham. .T. Fred llelhope. Edward PfiucgjL-h XViH P. Fosdick. Milton Kennedy. J05. II. Shaw. Oscar B. Rccmclin, Chas. A. Fishur, Calvin V0.9, Edwin Shruuttcr. Musical Programme UI'L'I'fmT-m The Shade Hf the Palms ...................................... Cnnurs .NIHIQ'XS My Josephine ...................................................... Mu. JONES Vfait .................................................................... Mu. SHAW Duct and Team H'urk .................. . AAAAA -: 53: Elfilxiiil-pmmm My Castie on the Nile ................................. MN. EHERHARIJT HI Touk the Heavy Part ............................................ Mu. V115 I Just Can't Help frunl LUViII' Dilt him: ...... .EVIR. GRANGER t live XVurkcd Eight Hours This Day. ia'I'I'lJ I'armlmml. MN. PmumScn I-YualrS'l'reule Bvlivs ........................................................... Cucml's 41 University of Cincinnati Alumnal Association a5! 95' J5 J J OFFICERS F. SANFORD BROWN. RH. . Pn'si'dcwf MARTHA .10er5. m. . Her-Prrsidrnl ALBRECHT F. LENE, 'UH, . . t .Vrrrrhuj' um! YU'nmm-rr EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE DR. CARSON. DH. SAMUEL ICLAI'EH. $b Warm SORORITY NOTICE The V. C. P. and the Gamma Beta Sororities have decided on a common Pledge-Llaytthe first Tuesday in Decembcriand they further Wish to announce that all Rushing: has been abolished. WWWWW ELEANOR N. ADAMS, . Emu M. Box, E101: nor Adams Elizabeth Andrews Edith Bnm'11e1 101' Daisy Briggs Cora May Bux Alice Ewuld Clara Falkinhcrg Edith Duguid Mary BUHC Keefer Em :1 Kruckumuyur Sarah Jupp Harriet Huge OFFICERS I irrsfrz'ml .Vr'l'duij' MEMBERS Lucy Pearson Itlzl Nippcrt Mabel Spcllmirc Verona Svhriefvr Ida Ricsncr Elsie Lcuc Carnlinc Reinkc Lcna Salmon Grace Culling Clara Van Hart Alice Woodward CurzL Stallmzm EDITH BRLHYNELIJ-CR. . ALICE EWALD. . l ??r-l 5113111 rill ??Hrsm'rr Gcneva RUM Inez White Frieda Reinhardt EH1 Spurluck Daisy Andrew XVzmdu Baur Marie Cruusc Ircnc Hale Edith Vnrhcus Minnic VVils-um May Seaman Eleanor Nippcrt ha: THE FIRE DOOR CLUB .5: W Blood and Thundcr. Rub-a-duh-duh! Flames and Pinon Is our grub! Hurray for us, YELL- The Fire Door Club! Ma LORD HIGH CUSTODIANS OF THE KEY PAUL RICHARDSON. LESTER UCHJJER. VI LLH KI RKPATR ICK. ALBERT BAKER, DALE Emmsoug, Em'mcrc BALL. Vim .lltrsmf i BA 131:; KENNETT. W NeIlie Shine-all Artie Spiegcl Little Fish Salmon Alley Thornton Bobbie Bums Buck Lth-we-forget Collier Peter Crane Bijou Jones Fritzie Mchlhope Emmy Baehr Jennie Baker Harry Stogie-Box Gracie Collins Eut H1111 How Lewis Matty Maury Maybe UcWitt Spellmirc Annie Stewart Dodie VViso Don Carlos. Barth Sport McCalliStcr Abmurd? Baker Baby Bultman Baby Baylcss Gussie Fennel Ladislas Gantvoort Ruthless Buck Lizzie Jones Lizzie West Carl Faro-Phares Winnie Reed Elder Swift Katie VVindow-Sill Callow Skinner Arthur Lowenstein Iny Walton Billy Clark Glen-Dale Ehersole Anna-polis Richardson THE MYSTIC ORDER OF ST. PATRICIUS COLOR 7 ft'rrm FMJwEwi-Jlfuf f?lussnm Amm-z UUSSIF. LESS DALE CARL FA 1m PA V L EYT 1 r: FREDDI Is 44 MU H I ImJ H W H.141 h ZETA ESI CHAPTER OF THE SIGMA CHI a3: Q5: Wanth.Xthaml? COLORS 7 01d ffnhiund 57ml . - , w 23': Y I am a loyal hlgnm th . hl'L I Hunpla. Hunpla. kuplu Hi! Sigma Chi! FLOWER -H7u'tr Raw. FRATRES IN F ACULTATE REV. JOHN HOWARD MI-tLIJHH, DR. JAM 155 W. RUWH. LEON LAIZER VVATTERS. FRATRES IN BOARD OF DIRECTORS OSCAR W. KUHN. CHARLES F. WINDISCH. JJJJ FRATRES IN COLLEGIO MEDICINAE 1902. LOUIS G. HEYN, JunsoN TEETFJL BAYARD KILENEY. I903. GREAR BAKER. awwa FRATRES IN ACADEMICA. 1902. W. R. PROBASCO. I903. CARL H. EARTH. EDGAR MCCALLISTER. WILLIAM DE WITT. STUART A. WALKER. 1904. ALBERT BAKER. FRANK P. CDLVILLE. LESTER COLLIER. HOLDEN CRANE. I905. CALVIN SKINNER. CARL PHARES. CHARLES B. WoonALL, WORTH WELLER. GEORGE S. LOTT, ARTHUR D. WELLER, HUGH M. WARNER. K4237: 57.12:: 7.. . rJ J ,r7. 3 7. 1.13;? 42 LLLZGAE 2H K..574m.m.1.; KEJZDK J.Vd. ZEJVJSLC QZUM1 IVQZQFL: Lzzim p .251. ; : .ru....5.l..:..5 K3,.L dz: 24:74er; . . . I . .. 4 - .. m .. .. nuimmmzm S Phi Alpha Alicazee Ct'JRORSSlUIU'fIXF um! Hulcl. pm Alpha Alicazml FLOWEN-YVM l'fuIc'f. 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Phi. Kai. Phi. Ynng'H11. XVIJlIg'IIU. Beta Thttu Pi. FRATRES IN FACULTATE. TPMD. A. Runny 13. A.. 31.1J. WM. II. CRANE. B. 8.. M. D. S. C. Avmis, B. 3.. M. D. Tnmms EV,st Ph. D. CHAR. HICI'HI'HN. M. 31.. LL. D. ELDUN R. Innis. B. S. LL. D. EDWIN I3. NICHULH. 31. A. WILLIAM USBI'RN. 3.1. A. FRATRES 1N COLLEGIO OF MEDICINAE. NURMAN MCDIARMID. H. II.u.1-; Puwmcs. Ut'mmm MCKIAL XV M. H. STR ni'ml .x x. Yum. FRATRES 11V COLLEGIO JURIS PRUDENTIAE. BEN MYERS. FRANK MULTHN. M. HI'MmaFIMnm. CLIx'mN BANKING. RUBT. chnnik. FRATRES IN ACADEMICA. 1903 1903 Conmux AVERY. W. H. PAI'IJ. RUHT. E. Km-znnm. JACHP. L. TI'ICL'II'l'l-LR 1904 RUBICRT BI'CK. CARI. WAN'M'UUR'I'. ADULPII FICNNFJH J. FRED. Mlinmmmi. Tmnns XYHHCICH'HLH. 1905 FAHIH M. BLAIR. Wuxrlcu J. FIACH. Wu. P. Fusmcx. CHAS. A. Flsmem Rwa C. JUNI-ZS. Rm' MCLM'HIHJN. LUI'IS 0, Romxsox. PAI'L RICI-Iumsux. JHHI-IPH H SHAW. Rmncn'r S'rlcvacxsnm Laws. D. WmnncurnH. H: .3 E.Jr..:. Zu..,f.:J.. m..::x;Q.:.: . 1 LC? 74.7. :2..: :Qvihfw $5 :QJFLL L U u OHIO THETA Va! 3 Rs: 3 Comma ll'lu'lr um! lflm' FLLM'HR H'fu'fr leum'r'm; YICIJ. Rah! Huh! Ruh'. Phi-kci-a. Phi Dcltzl Thutit. Rah! Ruh'. Rah l val Va: A 3 FRATRES IN FAULTATE RALPH Si'PHH, luslmrlw' in Mmmnrr' Lulammm's. F. H. SUIWHGATIC. M.D. FRATRES IN COLLEGIO MEDICINE CHARLES PHRIN, ARTHFR V09. CHAS. M. IIJCNImIcm-z. FRATRE IN COLLEGIO DENTALIO HARRY RIaAh-nox. FRATRES IN COLLEGIO JURIS PRUDENTIZE CLIFFLmn Cumms USCAR LANCE EDWARD Dl'klx'. FRATRES IN ACADEMICA 1902 1903 ARTIII'R C. EX'l-le'I-MII. H'ILIJAM Flumnmi. 1904 WILLARD BLACK, CLARENCE BAHTJIAN. OSCAR B.R::1-1111-;I.IX. EDWIN SCHROE-ZTTHL CALVIN Vns. 1905 HARRY FETSCH, HOWARD HOLLDRIDUIC. MILTHN KI-ixmim'. menmn PFLEI'CI-zh'. .Ton BEHB. 9442 ZEKJaHi .wxm.r4 1:34: xm:r.:sz 24!.42..z; 3...; ZEFIHJJFJ422 912:.er4: 1743.4sz 3,12F44w335m JAHZZKL ZQJK425 Cnx.nlx'5 - HVHW; Hull! um! IMH'K'. YICLL Turch uml hummer: Skull and humuw: Sigma Signmi Hum I'Jw m'umh. $3$ F RATRES IN ALUMNIANA FHAnmas ADTJZH. Ath Ixm-zs. IIENIH' BI-iNTIJ-i'f. Rump: Jnnxwx. WALTER Jimimulm'r. VHAHMCH PI-I'l'I-ZRS. Emu: thmr. VHAHIJCS Ruxmus. Ammuw :HIIZKI-INIJHrI'I-Z'lx'. JIAHYICY SI-nalnxh-Jn. SMITH 1'Ilc1u-LNMMJMCR. WILLIAM S'rnnirxum Rumiwr Hrneraw. RI'HSELL WsLs-nx. FRATRES IN ACADEMICA 1902 CULEMAX Aw-imz Rmnm'r KHHm-ilx: STANLEY HRANGl-ZR. ersm' PRUISASCH. EDWIN HI'TCIIINH. I 903 EI'HTACIC BALL EDGAR MCC xmm'rlgm S'rtcuc'r VVALKICR. 1904 ALBERT BAKER. AnuLPH FEXNEL. ROBERT BrCK. YILLIL; IillfKPATRICl-i. CAM. HAXTYHHHT. n u. E2: 17:44.5 ??.?.7. 3.21 1:5... .m. 123:. 24:47.; 52: 35.355: 252.33.? 41:75:; 3 xii .55. 9:: V. C. P. SORORITY Ls: CULURH h'ny'numf H'fu'lr' FLOWER ,, H YH'fv I hivmlfnn u?! .9! 3 .9: HONORARY MEMBER Mrs. E. M. Brown ,5: J 5,93 :3 MEMBERS AT UNIVERSITY 19H: Eleanor Adams: Mary Geneva Rudd 1Ull3 Elizabeth Andrews Madcluim Maury Mabel Spullmirc 1W4 Buss Caldwell Wanda Baur mus Grace CoilinH W'inifrud Rccd Grace Kite Lena Salmon Elizabeth Jones Nell Wiscmzm Alice Wm nlward vmwmm HVINTICHIH I'I'TI I31 vmm. HUN IHVI': WAL'I'Im xxukliw unulnr', I:I,.u EC IIPHICHIZNH LAT'IJ HDLLIXH .x. ANDREW L. .TK'NILH NIIiMAN 5 YIJ ZR KLI-ZlNMWHIIIW' NII'HHICV ILHLIHT'I' um Kl-LI.l-'lx'I-;HH HICAMAN lit'k K tIIHIC DELTA DELTA DELTA a WWW! 3 COLORS SHIN. Halt! rmrl Hhm FLOWER i Mmsy d: 63 I3 '5 SORORES IN FACULTATE FLORENCE C. LAWLEK GRACE GODDALE 3.3.3.3 SORORES IN UNIVERSITATE 1 9! i3 KATHERINE WILLIAMS BABBIT ELIZABETH JEFFERIEH DISERENS LUCILLE RACHAEL JONES ETHEL DANA KLEINSCHMIDT ALICE SM'LOR 1903 AGNES ANDREW MR3. FLORA NIEMAN PYLE MABEI, ROBERTS WINTERBOTTOM MAY KINGLEY SEAMAN 19H4 COHA MAY BOX LUCY WI-ZIMAK COLLINS IDA ESTELLE DAVIS FLORENCE GOODE FRANCES MUSSEY EMMA SYRIAN NIEMAN KATHERINE LYLER BLACK 1905 ELLEN BERTHA ANDREW Rt'TH ADELE BI'CK ELIZABETH FLORENCE Coma MARY BATES LATTA ANNE SUSAN MACKELFHESCH INA WALTON 33$! sq LvlL ....:,::.,. 'r 3 Z 3; 74:23; ZEE42 v :.:.7 :23 :7er.::.; ZILI.L QJEEEA :.H.:mrn .HJTp 74.11.4275. Lag: .:,-. ZK..7.H ES. GAMMA BETA SORORITY COLOHH BMM' mid 157mm FLUWERiIUIIHK' K'fnzwr. c! .335: I903 GER'PRYDE Mosm, MABEI, CARPENTER ALICE MORRILL. FLORENCE GRIFFITH. I904 VIRGINIA PEARNE, U'RNEYIEYF. PINE. I905 JANE BAKER, BESSIE LYNN, KATHERINE SILL, MARY P1131440. Sorores in Alumnae RUTH PERRY, IRENE DYKINS. Sorores in Urbe ANNE ALLEN. ALICE RICHARDSON. VIRGINIA THOMAS. ALMA SMITH. LUELLEN TAYLOR, RUTH SCARLET. LAURA Bm'r'rox. MARY POOLE. ELSII'L BITRKAM. MARIE EVANS. LENORA HALSTEAD. FANNY STEWART, VIOLA SIMMONDS. 61 PHI BETA KAPPA, DELTA OF OHIO MEMBERS IN THE FACULTY OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CINCINNATI. L4 c4 .14 HKHV A R D :1 Y ERF- .l 151131.113: G. Pmrmcu CHARLES H. JL'DD IIENR Y L. CA NNON. .5 m5 1;; J! MEMBERS. Sara A. Ahrav ....................... 1.999 Oscar W'. Kuhn ....................... 1389 Jennie Allgaic-r ....................... 19l11 Lucy W. Lamhdin ................... 189-1 Elizabeth T. Andrews .......... 1395 Margaret E. Layman......,,,,.....1891 Eleanor :XShflcld ................... 1'11111 David chkowitz ..................... 1899 Henry P. Atkins .................... 1397 Alice L. Leonard .................... 1.991. Paul V. C. Buur ..................... 1894 Solomon C. anunstein ........... 1393 Katherim Babbitt .................. 1903 Frank G. McFarlin ................. 1877 Alfred B. Benedict ................. 1875-1 Edith McRmmlds .................... 1899 Adele .1. Bentley .................... 1.99.9 Max B. May .......................... 1888 M. Henry Bentiey .................. 1901 Elizabeth Merrill .................... 1909 Julia Bentley ......................... 1897 Martin A. Meyer .................... 1899 Henry W. Bottmann ............... 1881-: Alfred G. MOSES ..................... 19011 Elbcrta M. Bigler .................. 1898 Elizabeth S. Newhaes ............ 11589 Emily S. Brooke ..................... 1.997 Nettie Oskamp-Ford ............... 1885 Mabel Callahan ..................... 19111 Emma S. Parry ....................... 1887 Edward N. Clingam ............... 1.9.911 David Philipson ..................... 1883 Frederic Cohn ........................ 189-1 Rosalie Phillips ..................... 1899 Abraham Cronbach ................. 19112 Katherine Rntterman ............. 1898 Bodo 0. M. De Beck ............... 1991! Edith M. Rucmclin ................. 1900 Edward M. Dictcrlic ............... 181.14 Estella M. Riley .................... 1892 Alice M. Donnelly .................. 1891! Edward D. Roberts ................. 19110 June R. Donnelly .................... 1.995 S. P. Chasu Roberts ............... 1900 Emily F. Dycr ....................... 18.91 Lizzie Rosnhcrg ..................... 1901 E. Antoimttc Eiy .................. 1.9.97 Martin W. Sampson ............... 1888 Mary D. Ely .......................... 1891-1 Stella V. Scbold ..................... 1900 Emilie Esselborn .................... 11493 Hans W. Singer ..................... 1886 Nora Ettlingcr ....................... 19.95 Louise Spihnan ..................... 1331: Mary S. Evans: ....................... 1897 Edmund K. Stalk; .................. 1833 A1mn S. Fick ........................ 1894 Anna E. C. Strnutmann ........... 1901.1 Edna H. Fick ........................ 11-199 William Strunk. Jr ................ 1890 Lelia A. Garvin ..................... 1.9914 Julia Sutor ............................. 1901 Gustavus A. Hintcr. ............... 1.997 Charles E. Tenncy .................. 1898 Marjory Gordon 111111111111111111111 1901 William R. Tcnnuy ................. 1.99:, Mary E. Griflith ..................... 1.991: Frank Thilly ......................... 1887 Rudolph Hrnssman ................. 181-49 113111131111 R. Todd .................... 1891 Vermm H:1111d:1y.. ...............1.1H91 Julia E. Ulrich ....................... 1897 meim- Hanson ................... 1.99.9 Bryant Vcnzlhlc ..................... 11-191. Gertrude Fay Harveym,..........19Ull UnitVcnuhchUWUU.1.,..........1H99 Sumuul G. Huckmzm ..... . ......... 1.991 Nclrum A. Walker .................. 1.995 Maximilian Holler .................. 1H3: Ada 1.17er ............................. 1900 Josephine IIL'HIU ..................... 19111 Charles H. XViHizlmson ............ 1893 ChurlcaJ. Herrick,..,..,..,.....1,1H91 Lilian Wulfckm-tter ............... 191m Smith Hickcnlunpcr ............... 1901 Howard A. Johnsun ............... H91 Honorarv Member. lilunvhv 1C. Huhlcr-Ex'nns........1H97 1121112411. Kinkvud......1.............1HH9 Howard Aj'crs ........................ 1899 4.: 53 THE FRESHMAN .l v 1! us: 7 HX'ITI-l FELICITATIONS TO E. H. B..ANNUAL I?Ulu -.$ L39 '1 LITTLE BOY GREEN. come blow your horn, From morn till night and from night till morn; Come blow of the Rush, and blow of your worth; Show off your muscle, and show off your mirth. You 've that to be proud of, and more to eniovy H you are a little bit green, Little Boy. Come, faithfully pradice the Sophomore way, For you won't be a Freshie forever and aye: And no Soph is a Soph who does not execute A continuous, Iarge-sized and elegant toot. So remember to stand in the hall to be seen, And blow for the honor of Little Boy Green. 5a Ls: .3: FRESHMAN CLASS Le: .5: Cmumai Umnyr mid lqurK' JOHN CALVIN SKINNEH. XVIXIFRICD V. REED. Alfred Ahruhams Edward Allguier Lida AtWUnd Fannie Aub Sidney Amer Harold Babbitt Emily Buehr Jane Baker Sara Barklay 821 1111 Bicdingcr Emma Reinhart Stanley Benedict L'Iuis Bernstein Helun Bingr Faris Blair Harry Hux Frances Buyd Frank BTUEIUHH Alice Bryan Ruth Buck Evelyn Cantur XViIIieuu Carpenter Reuben Chincus Curinnc Clark Clmrlutte Clemen Gram: Collins Ida Cnrdesmzm Elizabeth Cure Anna Cmmse Emma Dmihs Gnlde Ennis. Cliffnrd Erd Earl Farnau Delia Fecheimcr Harry Fetsch Elsie Fischer Jessie Fischer chLL 151,1 HY EH Unsun, Bursar. czltx I111 :llivu'. Ci ncimmti W'nrsity, I'HIS '. 35$ OFFICERS Pi'r'sfu't'nf Nrrrrlmu' XVILLIA :1 F: iSDICK. RUTH A. BFCK ROBERT STEVENSON. 71W f 'uchqu I 'I'rr- l'UTsirhWi THWSIH'H' lirrnrrfz-r' f'rmum'flrr 9.51.451. Luau. CLASS LIST Humma Flach Walter Flach XVill Fusilick Gertrude Fuhrmmm Kntherinu Gnuld Taylm' Greenwnld George Gurney Gertrude Guthrie Irene IIEIIE Antonia Hurif Ida Hmldcl Roulette Hortmtreit Nnrnm Heyl RubL-rt Hullaml Bernhardt Iallile Martha Jztcgcr Elizabeth Jnncs Ralph Junes Milton Kennedy W'illiam Kennett Emma Kersting Lucile Knapp Vinnie Knuwmmor Henry E. Kuch Mary Latta Elsie Lune Julia Linneman Sadie Livingstone Arthur Lloyd Ruselyn Loewonstciu George Lott Meyer anitch Olga Luckt', Bessie Lynn Rwy McLauglill Katherine McMiun Susan Milckelfresh l-qud Muddux Irma Murkgraf Madeleine Maycr DUI'UHICZl B'Iunrhrink Flnrunce I Iwcn Lucy Pearsun Laura Pcrry Carl Phan-s nIflf-Y Piriphrl Jtmeph Ruuch XVinifred Reed lex Reichler Emma Reilly Nannie chdigs Frances Reynnkln Blanche RHDEI'LMHI Simon Ross. 11'. Lena Sulmml Isabcl Scars Ruby Sears CharIt-s. Shannon. Jr. .Tnseph Shaw Emma b'it'hel Iiathcriuc Hill Calvin Skinner Curl Spielman Esz Spurlnck Hclcn Stvin Edgn r Steiuhartor Rubert Htt'Vc'Iern BIac Stratus Louise Strantnum Minnie Stuart Frederick Stugurli Elrh'ed Swift Edward T t'pe Clara Van Hart Arthur XVarlnwurth Inn anb rn Hugh W'unmr Paul XVel'mwr Adah XVcih-T Aurun V'einaleiu Elizulmth XVest Harry XVicman Alice Wilmn NEH XYihmnan Charles XVm wlali Luuis XVmuiruugh Marie VVUHCIS Alice W'uudwurd Elizuhuth Zanuni John Hchh. XVillianl Cnrpcntcr Charles, Clnlnp William Clark Jul'm Creuner Dale ibm'h'nlu Harry Esterman Len Feldmnn Charles Fischer Charles Fulm' Earl Haqmncyur Clarence Hana Howard Huldx'idf-W Rndnlph Maxwell Frederick Nivmcs Puul Richzu'dmm LI-uis Ruben; I4llllin Ru'hinsml Clmrlen Schmitt James Stewart I'llrh'cd Swift IaililC Tilllh m at THE SOPHOMORE. vs: .3 w! IWITH FELICITATIONS TO TENNYSONJ .3 .9: .9: Hi5 boasting falls in college halls, He tells of prowess old in story; The deeds he's done are ten to one To any other fellow's glory. Blow, Sophomore, blow set the wild echoes flying. Blow, Sophomore; answer, echoes 7 lying, lying, lying. O hark! O hear! how strange and queer! And stranger, queerer, loudly pounding, What '5 more than not, plain tommy-rot, The seIf-blown, Saph-bIOWn, horns are sounding. Blow! let us hear the classes now replying; Blow, Sophomore; answer, echoese lying, lying, lying. The Sophs, they blow their own horns so, They drown the Freshies, shrilly piping; The Seniors, too, the Sophs will do, And e'en the devil's horns be swiping. Blow, Sophomore, blow; set the wild echoes flying. Blow, Sophomore; answer, echoes lying, lying, lying. gs. 2:: Ls: SOPHOMORE CLASS .32 .5: U :m m I7'Xlux. 7 'revmfirl-Muxsmn. YIiIJr Z:.1-7.i;.:'-:l-zzl. Zigmn-Zu, zig-zl-zig-u-zunn HA R RY DICCHANT, AINT GOT NONE 7 NI'THIN' TO RECORD. HI 3111 ycH! XVC all roar! 43.14.; OFFICERS Prnfdem' THOMAS WORCESTER, HOWARD T. JONES. KATHLEEJ BLACK. Bertha Andrew Clarence Buhlman Albert Baker 'x'R'andzL Daur Max Berliner Kathlcon Black Cara Hux Adam Brannwart Frederick Brimn Elsa Bultmau Bess, Caldwell Carl Collier Lucy Cullins Clam Curnelius Gertrude Cutler Ida Davis Harry Dcchaut Lydia DoCnurcy Aurelia Dillman Linda Eger Selma Ettlinger Clara Falkinbcrg Adnhm Fennel Harry Felach Harry Friedman Ephraim Frisch Ida Gnddum Carl Gantvnort Harry Gnldunsun Maurice Goldsmith Florence Gnude Edith H111 Marie Hustrm Joseph Jasin CLASS LIST Mary Kcefcr Hnna Kiel Ville Kirkaah'ick FPHK Iiuch Arthur Lewinsnhn Alma Linhurdl Fannie Lueu'vnsteiu Erna Lutze Hllirlt-y Liacduuuld Ruse McFarland Ella McGuire Marjorie Mch'cynnlds Julian Miller Celia Murphy FranCes Mussey Estelle Nelsnn Syrian Nieman Gertrude U'Dmmcll Ruth Paddock Virginia Peame Ammh Pierce Jeannette Plant l'n'urgc Pugh Ida Ruff Amy Rosin Leonard Rnthstein XVilsun Ruckcr Francis Rummll Aarnn Sapim Yemnu Schriefer May Shaw Ht-len Shine Pauline Shunk Mvnrlvl Silbcr h? REGINA WISE. , . . . . A;1-21;:-n-zu. xlg-n-zu. mg-n-mg-a-zum. L'invinnuti W'ursit-xg Ninvtccn Fullr! I Yr'v- l'rrsidml .S'vrrrfm'y 7: !71511117' lfxvrrm'zw ! 'zmmn'fla Nvttio Small Arthu 1' Spiegel Cora Stalhnzul Alice Tlmrntun Annabel Thm'niml Luella vaulcy Charles Trislcr Calvin Vans Matilde Vt'a'lkc Edna Vant-ul Elna H'eihl Effie VVGHS Elizabeth Vhilehead IQu g'i11leVise Lmuisr XYurtZ Eva Ycrgur Gustav Ahlhraudt Jnsvph Bnurichtm' V'illnrd Black Hliver Bmckmnn Robert Buck Lester CI-llier Frank U xlvillc Holden Crane Kanter Heintz Andrew Jergens III-ward Juries Fred Mchlhupc Uncar Reemelin Gcnrge Reitmun Henry Runs Edwin Schructtrr Duwnie KValkw Thmnzm VVanL-stcr c1' H E jUNIOR CLASS. 3-1;: 7-: IFEILICITATIONS TO RUDYARDJ .3 3-3 Iwant into a college fer to get an education, Not thinkinl that the other folks would Shirk like all creation. The girls of other classes laughed and giggled fit to die ; I scorned their scornin' looks and words, and to myself says I: And it's llJunior thisf' and lljunior that, and Junior, who are you ? But it's Help us, Master Junior, when there's any work to do. Therefs any wmk to do, my boys, therels any work to do; And it's MHelp us, Mister Junior, when therels any work to do .33 .3. JUNIOR CLASS .3 .3: COLORS JONAH B. WISE. LIABELSPELLMIRE' . Unmyr um! lflm' YIJLI. H Hick-u-Rnck-n. Krick-a-Ruck-m meme 7111' Daisy RuCk-a-Sik-u-Rcc ! Cincinnati qVurrsity. Ninutucn-thrcc 5 $$$$- OFFICERS IUI'I'S x2101! .X'a'n'fmjv E RNA BHACHMAN, JACOB TEVCHTER. VERGII. TUCKER, ELEONORE NIPPE'RT. GEORGE ELLIOTT. EvSTACJa HALE BALL. . Agnes Andrew Elizabeth Andrews Eustace Bull Hcrman Bayless Frieda Reinhardt Florence Benedict Erna Brachman Daisy Briggs Mabel Carpenter William DeWitt Edith Duguid William Eggers Rena Egner George Elliott Alice Ewaid Gordon Farnham VVilIiam Fillmore Harriet Gage Lillian Galway Harriet Goldblatt Sidey Goldstein Florence Griffith John Haefner Lyda Hegner Stclia Hirsch Marie Hirst May Hoban J.JJJ CLASS LIST Alfred Juettner Ellen Kiely Arthur Kinsella Blanche Klein Erna Kruckmncyer Lewis Kuppin Hnward Lewis Arthur Lowenstein Grace McCunaha Fannie Marcus. Clarence Markley Madeleine Maury Charles Moore Alice Murrill Eleonora Nippcrt Ida Nippert James O'Donnell Elizabeth Parker William Pauli Edward Plieuger Helen Plaut Max Raisin Helena Ratterman Caroline Reinke Ida Riesuer Mabel Scheli W MAY IIQBAN. . . XVM. 0. PAI'IJ, . . 1 7r?- Pi'rsx'u'm! Tintsmrr s' livrrnlirc f 'mmm'ffrr Board 0f . Ifbfinds Editor uf d'lmzx' .Imnml Stella Schottcufels Else Schradcr Essie Schwah May Seaman Josephine Smith Mabel Spelltnire Anna Bird Stewart 'Williilm Stiegler Jessie Strauss Vcrgil Tucker Jacob Tuechter Edith Vorhees Ruth Waldenberg Stuart W'ulkcr Alexander Weiss Herbert H. Whiting Mabel Winterbottum Jonah Wise Grace Wright Carl Barth Samuel Ettlinger Albert Gast Charles Kopp Edgar McCallister Albert Passel Rudolph Ehrmert va :5 th mum THE MAN WITH THE WOE. J; J: :3 WIRITTEN AFTER SEEING HIM FOR THREE. LONG YEARS. :4 n! .3 fl.l'f,'-Itl-l M, iftlt'f'f'ri-I'tin, Hf! HIHHIHI . 1'!sz Mt Ii mmfr HHIU I'LSLNIH. trim.- 31km. limn'. Bowed by the weight of learning great, he shows His awful woe, and gazes on his book, The emptiness of ages in his face And on his back the burden of the world. Wno madeihirn dead to rapture, roughed his hair, Punched in his eyes and hristled oier his chin, This small-souled, big-eared brother to the ass? tPerhaps'ftis this that causes all the whoa Ii Who loosened and let dowu this foolish iaw? Whose breath blew out the light within this brain igave tThat ne'er was IitlJ Is This what the Lord To have dominion over sea and land, ipower, To trace the stars and search the heavens for To feel the passion of Eternity, As It so fondly dreams? 0 Lord! 0 Lord! Midst all the bunch of fools at old U. C. There is no shape more assinine than this, The Senior, oveil-wise with bookish lore, More filled with Iordly wisdom for the world, More fraught with power o7er the universe! 0 masters, lords and rulers in all lands, Prepare to bow in worship of this man! How will he mould the future of the world? Will he not aeach and grasp the suns and stars, To wear them in the scaIp-beit at his waist? How will it fare with cabbages and kings, With all who feared nor wonshiped as they should, When this Wise Guy and Teri-Or launches forth The power and wisdom of the Centuries? OH FUDGE ! i2. .. a: at SENIOR CLASS ,5: .5: $u$u$u$ COLORS Fn'msmi mid H'lu'z'zn FLUWHR f'rilmrw HH'mm'wz. I-inom-jig-n-hunmI Boom-jig-a-boom E Boom-jig-a-rig-a-gig, YELLW A-rig-a-gig-a-lmom ! Rip-rap-rouh E Rip-rap-rooh ! .n Cincinnati W'arsity. Ninetccn-Two. J Jr a .3 O FF I C E R S ELSE A. RASCHIG. . . . . Frasidm! W. RAMSEY PROBASCO. . . 1 ?'rr- Pn'sr'rlml LEONARDA G085. . . . . .S'rrrdmj' EDNA HOPKINS. . . . . Trmsurrt' EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE ARTHUR EVERHAM, thu'rmmr: EUGENE AGGER. W. WALLACE CLARKE, MARY SHINE, SARAH JUPP. .1' . Z, 'g' V; N 915:; t: , ND SH here tulluweth the Senior Class: It is mat the largest. nur the- richest. 1101' the prettiest. nnr the wisest Senior Class that We llilYC eVer Seen, hut still taking it lel in all. it is it pretty gmnd Senior Class and we shall miss the nld familiar faces and still older jnltes With which their wearers were wnnt tn regale admir- ing untler-clzlssmen. The Prnfs will mix: their tardiness and cuts: the Jauitnrs Will feel able to, call their smils their nwn, and the Park Policemen will he lonely Without occasional spnmi-x' couples tn chase. The wnrld uf intellect and lmsiness Will lie given at new and wundrcms impetus : law medi- ieul and lumber vnlleges will he jammed tn tn'er- lluwing; the price Hf nmri'iztge licenses will gm 11p and the salaries nf country svh:ml-teuehers will go dawn: while the pcalitiezll lmssea n1: cmr free and enlightened republic will hastily purchase mie-way tickets for the Salt Creek Regions. So we hid them Gnd-speed, heartily sending 21 liter them out blessings le'ld annual due-hills. 12:0. 0 Ak'm'orm CiltJSSI-O, mi mnnu- 51' mm- qmrm rafmffsf eat l-:I.t-;.txnt: NATILHJH .umnst xtc. r. H. Sec. Y. UV. C. A; Executive L'utnmittee lilee Chth. IHt Literary Hcieieti': Yiceiliresiulent Y1 XV. C. A, IV. L'niversity L'hth; i'l'CH'illCHL Y. W. t,'. EX: 5 tretari' Literary Suciet't'. She is like mm of the sweet little l'uritan maids Hi the stories with which she userl tn charm uur line: huh class: gentle. zmcl girlish :tmi true, with a hrettclth e-f ylllpzllil't which enable: her tn discern the tit ml in evet'ytlting. Mia's .Xriztms i5 tine 01' those tvpes Hf yuung; tvmnunhnmi which are the must clnqitent Hf 111'ginnentr in favor of ClJ-Ctil'lcilthtl'l. :tmi .llmiut' thuugh in, he. in thix ease. we envy the Seniors. Ciilsh its pussL-ssiun ul' such 21 metiiher. l-LL'IIJ-XVE'L liWAIJt Mitiiilx'. Ii. 'J'reilburet' Claw. lll. :nui IV. L'nit'ersity L'hth. Hi. nttd IV. iinrunt. IY. ilieuehing: lieillm'ship in liCUIIIHUiCht hill, IIF'J II J'UH'V GU00. jittHuzufu it seems. rather queer 11; tmmhet' a member uf the Iacttlty in the gentle Settic-r Jinek, hut in this ms:- the class refuses. in relinquish Sn active 21 memiu-r and successful a student. Iiue'ene lSlICh famihzirn izyh is ticSL'l'VUil-t' popular. having nuhly witharunii ihe trinl-hy-ht'e 0f Curtihtetittg almost an entire term'a work in the etnittumics Ctltll'SU nx'er hi9 fellow 5111- tlents. Besides his interest in the munetari' quesr tinn, he has. in eunjttnctinm with i:iiil111l1'l.' ll. amtl the learned eiiitnr. zt penchant itnYleLlh the subject ut' t'ivisectiutt :15 Several Hf the CI'Jlm'eLl wnrk gentle- men UH the campus cutihl testify. haul they nut httiv riedh' resigned in nreler tn avuiil heing zlli Cttt 11p. tinliainx .xt'tilu'. BLJJIL E: III. anil Hi. Itinruntf' H'. Class Play, i HLH said at little I'ireshmzm. 1111 scarerl m ticilih of Mr. Avery. He tliiesu't hmk at Ille uften. hut when he clues i'm ztiwzt-rs ztfrttiil he'll eat me up. Attyune huhling like views is earnestly reqttesmi tn Cunfet' with the etlitur. whu has proof pwitive that Coleman has nu cattnihztlistie tendencies. ELIHi who, nmremrer. will gladly tell yuu hmv fine 2t Felinw he really is. KATHARINE Imznt'r'r. AAA, 1V. lilzths Play. .rhimircd Jlimmia! Indra! UM mp af trihltimn'wt: Tt'rlt'flt Hilmr'x clearest m the :00er Although iL may be known cmly to the inner circle. Kate is a real wit, v.5 many a merry jcike ur a eiever verse cam testify. .Ui the great events Of the 'Vur- sity haw been reeurtlecl by her pen, be they i'llImlJF mus like the advent of Mr. Alexander. or tragic like the departure of Xelmn Walker. Her choice nf CIHSSiC subjects for her writing: may be due to her sehuiarship which is unquestitmetl, and to which the key given her at the eittl of her Juninr year, bears witness. H 111111 311-111 N11.1R'1. '111is is the Spanish cavalier of the class. who sits 1'1 his reheat singing Lope de- X cgu ballads and writ- ing 1011- sonnets to 111 Sehm'ita Mi11111'L'.H:1rr1 can 110 5011191111113;t 1112411195 the ganant. however, as the takinfr of his 31.1 211111 1'1. 1 -.. at thL- same time W'e 1161 51111: that thc hopc 01' the c01111t11 tor the 1 unth 1.11 the 1111111311111 get 1111 ctlticational hunch 1111 1719911 1111L111 Hmn rasps the 11i1L-11 111111 ta1 165 the peda- 51:1gic C112111. 1-1111'1'11 11111111'N1i1.1.1-2R. 1'. 11'. 1'. 1x1 .5'71'1'1'1 prunrpti'nyx 1mm 111111111111 111'1'11'5 11'111'11 1'11 1161' wry 1001:. Miss 111'011'112116r's 1121t111'a1 resvrvc 111111 quiet sweetv noss have 111111 her from joining the great throng 112110 Hit through the L'11ivt'rsity course. 3111.1 her love 111 study for thc sake of knowledge has 11111112 her 1.121CL' 1101 111111119 111110111 must of the foolish fl'ivolitics upon which 51.1 many waste their time. Hut 1111 0116 chr upprnachul Miss. 1 :1'0'1131101161' without feeling the fOIC : nf hwr fwntlt personalitt She 151 0119 of 1.1111 1 EllL exmnples of genuine LlLVOtimt 11:1 study c0111- 1.1111611 with an interest 111 111111 53111111111111 for her 1-1'111311' studcnts ShL is jolly. 1110, 211111 if you don't hclicvc 11s. 1151-: 1 ztrah 131111. 11 11.1.1.1.11 WALLACE LLARK. 5. 5. S. 1.11111. 111. 1111311 Club. IV. Staff of L'inchmzttian, 111133. C1355 Night L'unnnitlee. 211111 1111111134 1111' 11011111111 11f 11111.1? 11111151611! ,hm'fs 11'11'11 ring 111g in 111.1 11111.1. 111' 111111111111 111'1'11'65 in ring- 1111:1111 111111111111111115 1'1'11'1'1' 11111121. ' 11111'11'11- 1111119 11' a Hit 'isi hhcuiw 111111101 1x113- 11113; :1191111111'1111u111 Murl'is. L1 611 111.1xcats. 11 has 111.1311 111111111111 that 11L' drew much of 1115 11151111111011 1'1'11111 thc 111M115 111' 131121 11'11L'91c1' Wilcox, hut WL' hwitatr tn 51;th what CHI'IHUl 111' pruved. 112111366 11115 5111111111 himsc1t' scholarly 111 1115 attainments 211111 1: :1 X'L'1-1t2l'111C curinsity :11 the 'Vursity 111 one reapcct, 1.1 that h: is :1 11-111 11111'111-11'11'111'. 11111 he is not 111' 31111 11111311.: .1 1111-1311L'hnly I'L-L'Insc, livery day 111111111: the past 1111111111 he might 1111th been 56811 under thu fair 51011111 1'1'L'siL1L'11t's prutvctinu 1111111111111: 111 11c funny 219 1110 jL'SlL'Y in thc Seniur 111211. HC has 111L115. 11er- 11:1111u1'1x1111H13. 1101521114112181111c'11115c111T1HT-1. 111111111111 cnomucn, Cb B K. A1111: 215 ho is 111111111 called 111' his 11111111 company 1111131.133j'111111g-x'11151.zlnli21.115'11L'EL'I'11'111C1'1215'111511113113- 111z111'c 1111124111111: CLLH 11c 1113:1111 Spurting: among: the 11161111114. 1'111ctL-Ls $11111 scams 111 the 1111111110119. 11104 C111L'15 11f lhn'nLt 111111115. To him 111111 such 11111111104111111141-11: :15 11111111 arc tc1110115-te1111'1115. 11e- WHN' 13-1-1112 These 11111'L-1' 811111110115, that 111 cx- 1311'? -'-11;111! 11111 is 1.11111 interesting 1111011 11111111- S1111111CH1. XVhCTl ho 111121111' 1' 21C11L'1'1 the gods, 11:111'11 thL 1111'g11'L-1'sr11i11115 111' 111111'IL'1' ta keep from 111111134 :1-1111111 1111c 111.1L'Sl111l1. 11 1111 110 nut 11hjcc1. 1111 C1 1111' utittL-111L'11t 1113111; T1 ELIZABETH DISICRRNH, A J A. 1V. Sucrutary L'nivursaity Huh: lixcctttivu tknni mittce. Vt'hen the report wm circnkttcd that 11155 wzts 5.511- 1113: to leave. town shurtlv aftci' hcr gracluatiun. .LfL'I'h t-ral sorruw was cxpi'cgsccl 31111 felt as well. Fur ilcss and her other self. Kutc. have grown tn 5mm :1 part of tht- place. exponents Of the scriuus Hixlc Hf 'Varsity lift- and UI. its FHC1111 life 215 well. mutt: DRUIx'Kl-ZR. l..11..111..1Y. fiirlsf 111cc 111111. 11.1.. 1V. Sty Cial Settlcment. t'mr may Hmrml null'fm't' 0f mrflr's mold Hrcuifn' such n't'rt'nr. cm'fztmtmg nn'r'shmvuff Miss Drukker has hardly been appreciatml by liver ciuss. Thcy did not understand her capabilitic-S. rvcnguizc hcr scholarship. mmprchcnll thc g'mltlei HESS. and affabihty of her tlispositit'nl. 1JCI'1131J5 at times. she has been hasty in judgment. but we can't all he angels always. for then we would have no need to go to the '1'arsity. but could start out at. once its miusimiaries for China tn found Cderztial tinivci'ssi- tie... lint in spite of the many t'nhstadcs of school hfe, Miss Drukker has had time 21ml opportunity to form some strong friendships. based not ahmu mi athniration for her accomplishments. hut alga; 0:1 :ti'fcction for her nature. ARTHUR CASSIIJY ILVEHHAM. rt, .1 U, 11.anr.1 111 Track team. 11. Bascbzdl tczlm. 11. and 111, lroothall team. 111. ancl 1V. Manager uf and player um baskut-ball team. 11'. Chairman of Students' Exccntivc Committee: manager of. and Mayer in Mandolin Club. '11701-um. Class. Night L'miimittcc, We here hcholcl lhc 11hust1cr of the Class. who has managed to mix surveying. class 11111169. hydro- statiCs, sncicty, music. athletics. bridge building and fraternity work in a fearfu1 and woiitlrmm, yet most successful manner. He is also an authority um philology. and in mnjlmction with Schor dc liullo uf .Rmnztncc Fight fame, he has compiled a most successful work. cntitlml Spanish in Five Easy Les- sons. which has met the hearty approval of all the cmwnetl heatlx. both of Europe :uld thc 'X'arsit-x' taculty. ANIJIHCW FI'HH. '21 :um'fity young man, imfvt'd. ,tfi'f' ft'uf'mm .1lm'riwm. Andrew is the original 31111 nn1y 1cttcr-1ilc man, and thrunghnnt his IVHrSity carver has. ct'itlcnft'd his ability to make a success in tht: wm'lil LIE httsim'SF- 3S well as that of learning. He is am enthusiast 0:1 the subject of Uruwning, and his cmiscicntiuus work in 31! of his university work has brought nmcl: np- prnva1 frum his professors, while his earnest 21ml manly hearing- with his fcllmv students has madu h:m many warm fricmla whn will watch his mrcm' with Sincere intcrcst. 7' p ALFRFH TEN Wsux UHDSIIAH'. Ilillib is um' mum's student. who is inturustwl autl lmrncrl in every branch Uf psychic IHTL'. whcllitf ll he the evolution til the lircshulzm daisy into the tioplmmnrc stmtluwcr ur the gml irhlzt nf the. ancicuts. lie is 21 patriutic college man. ever .Yeiltl-X' with his earnest support of Varsity ClltCYpftSC. over inter- crtctl in his t'rlluu' studcnts amt a soi'iuus aml suc- cessful student. lVe feel that it is through such mm 215 he that the 1'11inislr5'. which profession hu will ft-llow, will cm-rt the strctmgcst aml must hcuehcial influence on mmlcru pmplcs. Ltmxxmn HIJSS. I. Y. W. K. A. ll. Staff Nchickt-n Revicwx III. Comctly Club; linivet'sity Settlement Board: University Club; Serrt'tary Hf Class. IV. l,itcral'y Society: Secretary 0f Class. It is only in summer that Llcal' Snartli tiorsc can he apprccizttctl. Sha- is, imleetl. an indefatigable worker. 21ml her wonderful popularity is attestctl by her friends rvnmining true. although they always ltElVC tn purchasw tickets for everything that is done 11L the Varsity. Hut then she knows. how to work the smilcru'itli-t-W'cr-iutwn-ticlx'cts tlc'nlgc ..... Snartli i: a natural hum politician, and for four y 'ars she hat: ticurgc-Jl-Cuxutl ltcl- ClaS-s until now She 15' 31111051 l'vatly to rctirc pcrnmncntly into her Clifton stune mansion 21ml paint it with Mic products of political pulls. .tk'mt'tt swimmer uluxmcte. EAR 2'22 ll. Tu licmthztll 'rL'ZIlll. lll. lilt'u l'luh. lY. L'ummly L'luh: tilcc Lilllit. Jwrncimg' m mami t'il'lut' M15 Iii; xfmrlz. Stan. 11:15 so uftcn hccn tiiisjurlgctl hy his rlztssw mates that it is hzml tn tell What he really is. Ht- iH much mnn- serious tllzm IIC is thought to bu with :t much grcatcr pnwm' elf applivatinn and study. HHWCYCI', life is 11m tragedy tn him. .HC 15. us jully :15 the next inc. 21ml then. two. a mcmhcr ut' the Linlnwly Lilt'lll. Tilkl'U is Sutucthing uhnut Stun that iat-uplt- likv. :md Jlfl'UF tho lttinstrcl .shnu' it number uf ynung lzulics tank tn singing; with tilttcltiltg car pliusia I tlust Liztnit llclp lirmu Inving That Mam. Iitiltlil'IHCV .tlt'rlltit: nlux'. H. S. H. lilttll. Ill. :mtl lV. Class liuhkt-t liull tuum. This is unt- Ml thSi' urgumcntatiu- ynung mun ulm llHlll tnrth tlnily in ll'lL' Cai'c-ri'-tltL--XYi1itls UH ri't-ry Ctmwit'ulzlt' rattlijcclt frcim tltv Chincw mnigtzh Linn clticstinn 1n thu cni'rL-ct pruminciztticm uf jusinn- st'cczs i'; namv. He has hccn 2m urrlcnt SUIJDHFTL'T .tt itarsity zzthlctits in Ilct-tl m; wcll :15 spirit. uncl ultmi ht; lininchcs forth in the lnlrw Wut'ltl Hf trilm- lutiun 21ml triztl balance he will lie rt'fq't'ctfullv missull by all m 1mg. ' mIIL IIHMHL'NC. This gentleman in the cap and gown is not um- ul' tht- fttctiltt'. hut i9 :1 clt-lvcr in the mystcry nt' chtlmis- try. He has been With us only a short timt'. having L'i'lhi't'Ctl with aulvancctl standing, 21ml whenever wv haw.- scan him lll: has hucn poring Liver furinirlzlhlc looking. altitl-splmtclictl hunks. whether walking in the halls; titling in thc infrtquent L'ullcgc llill cars m climihcz'ing nvcr the presciit panipct anrl fountain- twlw hehiiitl which is lncatml the l'nivcrsity. Still we are crmtlrlciit that Mr. llnmhurg will ht' mutt- than a credit tn the histiilttiun. and our host WlRllcs gm with him. t'LicMi-ZN'I' 12km: HAWKINS. Clement is one- of those wvr-wurlcing clicmistri immunes, who spend their time tlr'xlging explucling retorts, working out hlnml-cunlliug formulae 21ml rc- snscitatiuq visitors in that subterranean clcn of hm - rurs known :15 the 'RJI'ganic lath There is too little time in the life of an advanced chem. stir rleut to do uSl'lClEl-V.H or anything else, except tlig, tlfitlge aml derive. but natheless he will leaVL' hchititl him many warm friends and a cmnl of diligent aml anCcS-sful work. AR'I'HLVR WESLEY mancu. S. S. S. LAlllh. Ill. and IV. The Stygians. Arthur is ltthc other cngineerll of the claws. Ellltl great results are predicted as a result of his: wurk in the erection of the class play stagv. He is a vutary 0f liuterpe as well as integral calculus. 21ml his l'tinle tink-tiiik has very materially helped the Mandolin Club to its prescnt high standing; H: is a well- lurhzn'ccl youth and fur 2m cuginccr has illl cxcuctliug itiilrl tcmpcr and limited velcahulary. mixt IlHl'KINS. l. Y, Vt. L'. A. ll. MCMickcn Review Stuff. Jlll Annual Static: Yice-llrt-siclent Literary Sch cicty: Comedy t'lnh. lY. Cmuedy Club: llr-esi- Iltltt Litcrary Society: Prt-sitlent University Club: 'l'lreasurer Seninr Class. Yes. lCthta is a Y. ll'l C. AX a g'tiniliiie. l'call li-rc Y. W. C. A antl that's where tht- paradox comes in. N0 Mic who has seen her in thc Cmncth' Chili will dispute her livelinesst and as for the gwnuincness. nu um: who knows hur can ilcuy it. It's the initials that art: puzzling. Hut ilon't tell zliiylxutly ahl'mt it, lat it's a rlcacl svcrct tliscm'crcrl hy the wlitur unly after great lahnr leltl cxpeiisc, lithia i9. ton well known m i'ttliiii'c much Hf Ll biography. hut lunk well at her picture. fur nu iuatlcr mi Illt' Animal czm afftml nut in know what SlTU looks like. EDWIN LEON HUTCHiNS. E A E. E 3; 1H,, IV. Glee Club. Pi'm'. 'zt'lw'x NFC woman in Her HLVL'.7H l'nliltc niam' 0f his friends. amt perhaps prnfiting' bx- his own pr'cvimts CXpCI'iCIICCS. Eddie has. nut 11::- vimmt hi5 attentiim aucl his weckly atiowance th15 war to unc fair ttaiiisvi alone. His policy scents tu he keep 'cm guessing. Hence he keeps 'cm. H: is a representative Student. attending the sucial affairs with at least the sumc zeal he displays for his recitatiuns. and cutting; far fewer dances. Eddie is going tn he a laxi'ym'. W'C wan't say what he is uuw. LIYCILIJC JONES. A J A. III. Mandolin Club. HH-htlf SHIHH'B i5 xhr of? 11th as high ax my ln'm'tfi I'mhlcmz Find the heart. l'mt that won't be a difficult solutimi. fur there's scarccly a single student :u the 'Yarsityunot tn mcntiou iilstI-Licttil'5+xt'110 u'milrl not gladly hc thr mcasurv. She has 50 cu- :h-arcd herself to her classuiatcs that any of the Classes wuulii wulcmnu her into its ranks. Since 1903 is the chosen class. we can only congratulate it, and that we dc'i must heartily. SARAH jL'H'. Y. Hi. C A. III. Vict-Presitlcut. an, rah! lnm' it will cut you Hf, Tn find rliaf ynu 1mm KIN Inn murh. Not that Sarah ever cuts. inticcil not; and it is be- iansc 0f hur rccurtl rm this 130th that the wise and vVL'l' thuug'htful editor seluctcd her to voice that very g-wnl anh'icc and touching sciitimcnt. .Xml tutu! riHhmtcs of History Lttm-thvre is no such word m. 1319 in the bright vucahnlm'y of Sarah .1 111m! Hm :th' lll'JillS uliuthcr rccunl cvcu htttcr-Ihat Hf a warm l'L-:1rt.a ready sympathy. and the friendship uf many. ROBERT mmzuen KRi-znnm, B t911. E E. I. liuschzill t'am. H. Hturlcnts' I'lxccmivc L-Ul'l'h ITIiH't'L': Mnmiulin t'hih: lizischall team: University Chlh. Hlt Captain Haschzlii team; flags Trmy urur'. Yitc-ijn-siihlht :mcl 'lii'vzlsurcr; Junior Mun- :lgt'l' Hf .Xnnuztl: Sclllcmcnt llrml'cl: Mamiuhn aml HlL-L- L'hlh; t'Thu Iinrum : t'umuth' Chih; Athlctic tfuhirril, H', tiltiss Night tinnimitlcu; Yit'tlwlhx-Hi- :h-nt l'nii'crsity L'hih: L'umcth' Lihih. V's, this is Hl'mhhic Ht Imsvhall famv. He has mntth-nly chzingcil frnm tho gayurit Hf thc guy. 111131ng in L'vm'y fni'm Hf Varsity rcvulry 21ml clning'st intn 2m L'Vuriaii-rimm. St'itilJlll-bk'k'tt and cxit-rntiiggiiig lziw Mlltivnl. llnu'wcr. L'Vl'l'l lhnngh he has hccn with W ,HH httiv Hi 12m. nu kurm' him tn ht thL- 5mm: nhl lilithcwnu'. hunwt ihahhy, :mil n-i'tninly L-njuys thu hunm' ul' hi-ing' llllt' Hf the must 1i: mnlar men in thc mtirc Varsity :is Well Zlh in his cluas, EDWARD tutuzl'r'r KRIEGIER. S. S. S. Club. IV The Forum. t lulu is the master of nhsequics in the Cavc-ni- the-Hrimls and mm of the grant authorities on the Trust Question. Ho hails from hlnmning Madi- stmvihc, and so wc proudly point him out tn nur Vib- iting friends Etti t'tmc of uur t'tut-tf-ttzm'u stmicnts. Ht intcmhe taking up the profusion of the wit: and gown. autl judging from hi5 vloclucncc mul sciiulnrly attainments as exemplified in the past four years. it it; sat: tu predict a brilliant anrl successful carver. liTIlI-Zl. m.tilxst'nn INT. .1 dih'ma u n'nflm', An might-tlziriy xt'lmhn' h WVho is that c.liligcut student m'cr there ? aslnjti ml intcrcsteml visitor at the Library. Then: was In; answer. for her companion had swooncd away. ch. it W'Elh' Ethel. surrrmmlcd by Economics books, Herman bunks. Latin hooks. and history hooks. XVith her right hand she was drawing: maps. with her left she was it'ltlititlp: a canonical essay. while each rye strayed leisurcly over the pages wt 3 separate book. W'c cam announce absuluttly that Ethel has not cut Latin mice this tcrm-Jmt then sht- dcwcmit take it now. preferring tu ht- rme Hf thr- merry, shining lights in other branches. l-ZLHA LcH-in. Faithful to class clutics 1L5 to all uthrrs. Miss Lush is one of the few yuu can depend 111mm. NH uuc ' morc apt tn 110 you a favor, no mic less likely. per- haps. to expect one in return. It is thib unselfish spirit which makcs us like her. little as she ides us enter into the path: of her thought and feeling. Not that she is cnhl m' unuffrttimmtc, but hcr gentle mttrtesy is tempered by a reserve so suhtic than though it may he uncrjmscintta wrumplctcly prevents any assutttptiun 0f familiarity. ARTHUR LLOYD MiCAllt-llx'. S. 5. 53. Club. Lloyd is our Norwood man. and is a busy worker in the chemistry hcerhivc. He is an enthusiast UH the StthjCCt ut- miwn-air, anti FVCT-Y morning the cthtor hwhcn in an early rising inatnlhcmches a far-nff glimpsc thruugh his study window of his sturdy tilt? urc striding along McMillan street 011 a thrcC-milc walk to iX'arsit-VJ Lloyd was: also one of the con- stcllzttion of stars in Spanish literature. but as spring; came on and the sun began tm exert its inthtcncc. he changed his. nrhit ancl it is rumurtrcl took a cutlrsc in J'ark-mloggy with somt- fair. mysterinns cri-ed. 70 11 11.11111 111511.111113' 11113115. EAE. 111. 1111' 51111121113. 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V. 1'111111'111' Club. 11. 1111111131 11111111111- 11'1'; 1'11i1'1'1'sit'1' 1.11111. 111111131 111'1'1? 1'1'111',111111't1'111111111111? 1111' 111111- 14111 11'11111s111g'1-111111g'11 111111' 111 111-1111111111. 11111 111111315 1111 use 111 1111111: 111 111:111'1' 21111'11111'111'111'1'1' 111211 111:11 111105111111 was 1'1'1'1' 11511111. 1111' 1-1'1'1'1'1111111' 111111 111111115 anything 111111111 1111' '1'211'511-1 1111111111 111111 111'1'1 is 21 11111'1 111' 1111' 1'111'1'i1'11111111'111z1111' 5111111 111'1', If 11111 11.1111 111 1'11111111'1'111'1111 111111 1'111511'1' 1111111111 111- 1111211' .411 much 111', 111111 511 $1-11l11111 51'1'. just- 11111'1' 11 1111.1; :11 111'1'1111'1111'1', 1'111'111'1'1 15 '1'111'si11' 51111'i15111'1'11'11z111'. RI? STELLA Ill-Lil. 1 .h? N'L'St that's thy HEIHH'. ll hm. causal instruc- lirrs untuhl :ulxicty :mcl hL'l' CilthnillL'h exquisitr iuiv lurt- in the way Hf puns. Hut thnugh her name may ht- :1 stumbling illUCk, hcr Ilzttm't- i5 t-zisit-r tn prw imiincc. 'tVt- knmv ilL'l' tn hc :L g't'nL-rntis, warm- hcnrtul girl. whu is liltui su well by iithL' Whu kimw i'lU' itllinliltcif' Ihili wc Willlili 11kt tn 1w nnt Ui- thfll iiiysluriuus :mcl chuscn burly. .txxii l'thr-liilh In spite of ilmnmcrahlc exams. MiSS Passe! itp- 1nart-mly has not yet ilcgcncrzitui intu the: inchiiicliuly imlivithlal we often IlHSHCiiltt' with thc mum- of stu- cicnt. 'l'hci't- is :i su'cctiit-ss Hillllil lit-r that should hLT't'i' as guide tn thv .xtmicnt whn u-ishcs tn hr what is right and hL'H. Itiilcccl. shy mighi ht an cxatuplt- in many ways tliti nut hcr IIHHSSCHiVCllL'M-i hnltl her hack, 21ml makc hcr chunse tint tht- :itlmirzt- tinn llf many. but the chctiun 1lf few. uninn RAMSEY I'Icuiiitsm. EX. ES 111. Class l'i'csirlcnt; L'nmcdy L'hih; film- L'hih: L'nii't-rsity Liliihi H . Vicc-I'rcsitlvnt nl' Class: President Limnecli Chili; L'Ltrnii'al L'ummittcc: jnnt-s Prize. Ofw :t'urlrcd Bight licmrx Iln'x tiny. YES. Ix'znnscy is. indeed. a ham! wurltt-r at all snrts nf things from Carnival buok-keqiing tn vocal :mlns. u'hilc their art HHUC things that hL- clues uni llu. He has hzul quitt- :i thisti'iuiiic career. and th' climax has hccn rcachctl in his masterly rcntlitinn UfHHHH. litmi Calihanu in the Class play which is said for artistic finish and naliirahicss uf presentation to surf pass anything: of the kiml which has hn-n seen on W'zirsity hnanls. lamina .u.1t'I-: Imsvitiu. I. Hccrcluri aniVL'TSit-V L'hih: Sccrutury Chm: H. Lh-Iirlitur McMickcn Ix'ci'icw: Mmmgur liirls' liit-c t'lnh. IH. Secretary L'umecly Huh: Mam- 2lgci' uf Girls iilcr Lihlh: Lilcrztry Sncicti'. EV. l'rcsiilciit Suniur Class: L'ummly L'hih. Yes. gcnlic ruiilcr. thrru are E! ft-w ufhccs in the L'iiii'crsity which Else has nut ht-ltl. thcsc having; fallen to thc share Hf hL-i' frit'nil Snardii Nun; Iiltc Ah'xzimlt-r inf Mitccllnnia. nut Cincinnati: sighiiig' fur mcnrc worlds in Cuntlut-r. sht- will hcmkc ht-rsrlf 1n iiiitriwl fields. u'hcrc u't- predict an equal MIFCVSS in entry vffurt. Hm: uf the mast pulunt causes Hf her extreme lwpulztrity this year livs in tlit- fact that she is thc Kiruh L'mmiiittcc of the Literary Sut'icty, 21ml tn thL- initintt-tl 1'ch 111111't HL'L'll hr mm. H1 MARY GENEVA REDD. 5'. C. 11.; Y. 'W. C'. A. 1. Executive Committee. 11. 1:.XCC1111VE' C'1111111111tce.111. Comedy L'hth. 11'. L'L1111L'111' C'11113:L'111VL'1'.' it3'L'111h .5711; 111'7'01' 2111111111 11 340011 '21'01'11' From 11111.13 71-110 Sf'okt' 1'11'1' praisc. 11e11L'1'211 1215 112111 hL'r share of the class OHCICES. XS 11111im' '1'112111111 1' 5111' gm L' the 101161 classes 2111 ex- 211111'111 of 11011 9215.3 it was. 111 L'11llL'L't 1111135 101' the 11111- 1111' 111111152111 CXZtl'HpiC 1111iL'h others have tried t11 follow. hut 1111-11 perhaps. the3 1'c 1101 Geneva. 11 3'1'111 5111111111 happen to see her 21 great 11L'a1 of the time 11'ith 21 11111111 11pm 11L'1'11re 11131. 110111 be 1911 into the 1:1'1'111' of thinking that she is 2111121319 studying. She .11'1L's a few 1111111 things. such as whetting her 311116; the at the 1'. L'. 1 . '11111L'11 12111113, where 1191' 11511211 511111113 111' llle'lltH get; its share Ltf 2tttL'ntinn. 31 ICE HAYI 17,11. 1211 ; '11511' 52131'1111: 1121113 116611 3111111113 L'onnL'L'tL'I'! with the 1 11151315113111th 11'L' fL'L'l that 1114 Ship 1:11 Fate 1:011111 11211'1113' proceed withcmt at least 11110 to serve as a 11211121St. Alice has 911116011 the even tenor 111' 11111 1133', 11'11111111110'111L'trar1iti1'111511th'1' 121111113'joi11inn'1'11 the simple $.11 C1195 L11 '1 211'5it3 life yet IL'L'L'11'111L1'21111'213'S the C1111'l'l'l't'3 211111 1'L'se1'3' 1: 1111ich 5L1 L'hzu'act'LrizL's. 1161'. 1.1.1111 1 1111115111 HIIlNl-l. 15 111-21'11.1'111'1'11 1'11 11111 11'1'11111tlr3' :11111 H P111111 111 13111 1. k P1rf1 61111.1? .1'.'V'111'.1'1'1'3' 11'1'13'1111'5'. When 111' first 1111911 112111 1:11L' was bashful. actuu 21113 11215111111:11111 S'pLili-L' trL11t13 1111' 1:11L' comes from 1111' beautiful 21111.1 111:21L'L't'111 Lit3'1:11' C mrinthm where 21 1itt1L' 11111511L'1' 3.11115. 21 11111g'11'213'. 5inL13 that hrst i11- 11'L11111L'ti11n. 211111 011411;: 111 1191' shynuss it 1121:. 21 3'61'3' 11111111111111 211111 L'L'rL'muniul L111L'. after M 1'.:.Dttli13a1 s 1111'11 11L'2u't5she 1121:: ShlJilL' forth 1'c111a1'kahl3'. 11115 21111'iL'L' 111 the interested observer: -XL'L'L'pt 11L'1 substi: ttltL'. ' thL'i'L' is 111111t11c1'j119t 21.: 5111011;15.211113110111211 211l- 1'L'1tisL': others 111213 hu 11LttL'1' 11111111311 hut i'nSiSt 11111111 having- thL 01111111113: thL' L11113 211111 111151111211 Marv 511111L'. ' ' .11. 1.11.1111 1.1x SII'llUSVl-LLIL 113x 1121115 1111111 111L- claSSic 111'LcinLts of College Hi11-21 fact 11111111 1 11'111'1211113 211'c111111ts for his high- L12155 111111. :11 this 111111119 01' 1633111111 Max 15 a specialist in 111911113. 211111 111- 10131 that 3121121111211 hat! I'L'ttL't' 111111 to his 121111'L'1s. 111 his 50111101110111 3L'ar 111.111111 1 111111111L'r 111' kindred spirits. founded the N11 .5L' Club in thc 51121111511 1. lass, 211111 followed its 111 L1;L11ts. 11111g'1'11t13, 3121x' 15 11116 111 the few fL'ilows 211 the '1 :11'sit3' 111111 211'1: 1111 11.1 the internal rL'ahtL'ss 111' thinu's 211111 115 1111111111 to make 21 success at what- L111'1' 1'11111111'1111'1' 11L' 111213' 13.1.11 1.111 3.5 hi1; serious work in 119. ANNA DIAL SIMMUNS. Anna is: mm of thL stars uf thc Nichols-Ehpnhnia Cl'tnstellatinn. Her chccrfnl smile Ellltl hright hIUL' eyes are such an inspil'ntitim tn the gchtlunun stu- th-nts of the class that vcry little zlttcntiuu i5 pzthl tr: t nhtcron :mtl Lupin while the stock faculty paper is Cul11pl$tcly usut up in the m:nlln'tsitinn Hf Cara AHJS.H etc. Thr only truuhlc is that XHIch Miller takes 11112111 uf hL'I' spare time and Sr: thn Citrus mitts cuunt for naught, RtHH-lk't WALKER. S. 5. 5'. t'hth. IV. Class 'ljrt-ztsmx-t Rth-rt nuco :Lttclldvt.l his classes regularly. but the prusmrc m' hm has made him tax and no mnrc do his lamhunt luchs light mn- IUHt'l-Y lives. His Virtue?- at'c I'll:tny-ttm mam tn smmk-tzttv hctwucn , the covers HY so small a hunk. Nnthing umhl mm'u prove his chcllcncc than the fact that hr is Clair trasurer amt yet tilisscll cm lanwschtml days. VALERIE MARTHA WICIL. SIM wax Iflxir .Urm'x Frfrrrd! thmgfc'ilott'. She has other Uhtims to fame. hLM'CWt. as 2m :Xmarillis danccn a leading light in the study circle class of honest mnscicntiuus students which pre- srrvcs the intellectual balance of a great educational institution. Her kindness. sympathy and gener- osity arc unequalul. and the litlitnr feels it his' duty to acknmvlutlg't- thc receipt of 0m- nickel Hive 'umst 01;- the tlay before sending the Annual to press. fur lht' purwsc mt biasing his opinitm rm thc biography question, littt he is hnnest. and has tohl the truth and nothing; morc. INI-tz u'llt'l'ti. Y. H'. C. .X. LIL. I11..It'. Hirl's chc Chth. H7710? wax u wand Hf I'c't'vh'j' 17y Ilium. --Bymn. This charmingr maid is the coquct 0f the class. and when not occupied with the 'tcloiugs of society. she sets masculine hearts Huttering' and masculine tungues t0 Hattering in thc CCFThtOYS amt classm 10mg of Varsity. In spite of her heavy social dutitst she is a brilliant student. and has heen one at tht- few Lvuit'erqity folk who have been able to batisfy the intellectual demands of a college course. as well as the Strcmlous life of 'igh society. 83 MINNIE WILSHN. Yes. this i5 Minnie. the smart. the sturlimts. the strenuous, the ethical. and the someday sareastm. Minnie is a tliligi't'iit stutleut and learns every wortl of her lessons. attends every recitation is never late. am! i:: 21 hrig'ht aml Shining example far all good how aml girls. Minnie; 011e, fault is that she will try to he sarcastic. Some day she will succcetl.e even nmv she is funny. Minneihnlhal .Udlt'li lllili ll'tlt lllltLRMlN. Ill. Thtnus' Scholarship. Perhaps Miss ll'tmrlet'muu feels hel'Self a littlc :thm'e the class because the was smart enough to g'Et thnjittg'h in March, for shels been keeping away tmm 115 a great deal uf the time ever since. Jt may have been caution uptim her part. thinking: thus to eaeape the watchful eye alul the continuous. How of the fmmtain pen Hf the Editor. If this was 1161' object she it? failed! ll'c don't forget our friends so easily. Miss ll'uutlerman is the girl who. by her ready gtmtl nature attrl lx'inclheatt'tetluess. made friends at unce. Smiles are all too rare at the Varsity: we have not yet ft'argutien hers. milch lt'liRTllth'i'l'HN. ' Oh, .tfit' Ictitg'lit 't'm ft: dam? mm' m tuiggfc their fart, IN 0 Hum! t'rtrrmm'ug mannri'. -.lftithmu' Bhrwtskt hi5 I.71it'vt'lr.i. Yes. the mantle of Charlotte Wright has fallen 1111011 Hclenis shtmltlers, and every tlay for the last month the tuttl'l'led smmtl nf SCtlHling: feet antl min- ttet music from behind the closed doors of As- sembly Hall has been assuring passershy thztt there will be Our: gcututl feature of the Senior play. at least. lelen is at cat'efttL conscientious student, and an earnest u'r'lrker fur the mm! of the class and school. 'l'hete are other reiucaruatiuns hesitle that of Del- :vztrte.-htit that is another stut'y. IIARUJSF tt't'xr'i, n. 5. IL l. Llhit'et'sity Hf Nasllvillal In spite nf his. eluqueut slippt'xrt rat' the Puritan, H at'rlct ih 3 U110 uf the Cavalier. -the true South- em cavalier mt Sung and story, 21ml although he has. hem with 11:: fur unly :me short year. we, ap- preciate him elitiugh fur four. His ready fun, gentle dignity antl llmixing pt lu't ?'$.u cOIHlJil'tEtl with a calmhility fur serious work and a remarkable trtztturiezt! pmt'er. we predict. to bring: great results tilting: the line Of his chosen profession. the law. 84- MR. 'IVIT'I' 31R. MERRIT'F MR. MANFIHCIMER MR. MA YER MISS KIIL'H BER. WANNA W HE above is an impressionistic group picture. It was tzikL-h lu' our stuff phutvgraphcr Iit thc request of the Senior Class. who felt that their ruptu- sentatioh would not be complete without these portraits, which were nut included in the regular gruups for wry strong: reasons. IA purl?! kmiak was used to take the photograph U The picture has 21 deep symbolic iiiuuning. and. as analyzed by Mr. Cmnhzich. rcprcscnts the Slavery 0f the clergy t0 words. Thc young Izuly iii the uriitcr of the group of young mun is Miss AHiu Koch, who recently Iiistinguibhcd hcrscif hy summing;r Anarchy. armed only With u vocabulary. On her right is Mr. Eli Mayur. the fmsw fnmf'zrmiu of thc Glee Club. who showed his appreciation of his class by graduating: in March. The youth behind him is Mr. Max Merritt. who spends. hiS leisure moments cultivating :1 ferocious. mustache. and stiii mnru exciting 10W ztlileirh' With Frcshie Iiiaidrs. fur UCharms strikP thv sight. But Merritt wins. thc suul I Immediateiy in hack of the young lady is Mr. Louis Witt. Whn prm'us whafs in a name t0 the entire satisfactian of the student body. The hamlsumc man 4.211 the young lady's left. with the iicrcs- black cycs. tiercrr mustachc. and still ticrccr pompaduun is Mr. Isidnr Warsaw, a native of thc city of XVarsaw. Poland. which was named after him. He is best known by his McClure Syndicate articles, niti- tied Russia Ifm'isitcd; or. XVhat I Don't Know Ahnut the Lzmd 0f Parniyzcd Tongues. His favorite rccrcatitms arc mitwring class ten minutes late. with his hat 011. and trying: to argue with Professor Benedict. Thu 301111;:pCTSUl1 With thv 111:1er look. in the rear of this striking: crunture. is Mr. Eugcnc Mannhuiuicr. c0111- muniy known as Husfeld the Second. 01' the Beau Brtmlmel Hf H. U. C. Hv has handsome black eyes. and many lady friends. On his breast is the gold medal for held championship which he did not receive. thcn inturvimxicd 133' MW corru- Spundent. he stated that he did not consider it wurth scventy cents i tlic cost of thc engravingi tn haw: his portrait among those of his classmates. We feel that such frankness and frugality should be emulated by the Student hotly zit inrgu. Nollie Eugene ! H5 .5: cs: NU SIGMA NU 9;: c: MEMBERS IN I . S. CUNNER. E. G. ZINKH. J. H. Hixlni.xx. L X M. PM'L, A. S. FURTL W. E. SAVAGE. W. BIRCHl-z'r'r. E. A. DAVIS. C. PI-zmx. H. S. Brmmcs. H. H. BAKER. G. F. MCKIJI. BATHL M. L. U. D. BARKER, COLORS T. R A. V '5. U. XV.H.CHAX1C. . Rnwxa. 1C. H. J. W C. L. ACTIVE CHAPTER MEMBERS C. F. Hiit'rxiiix'. P. S. I 1.1- . Mclhxmdm. S. G. W. J N. L 4 4. :L C. A. E. H C. W. SMITH. XV. E. NEAL. R. B. THHMAS, S. H. XV. H. S'rHII-t'mmxx, H. K Vuemex. :- d- .3- frhh: chapter gnuup failul to ho plauud with nthcr fl'JlL'I'liiiiL'N. Wilm'; il llt'llng'h, 1r cII'JIr'l mid l l 711W .485 .44 :2 ,3 I-LAMY. A. C. FACU LTATE P. r: rma. . PHHLI'Fu k'. S. vaxs. Akh'lx'ras. XV. Ml'HIJHgHH. UHNFH-LLD. 1902 :L' . SMITH. 1903 .MUKRIS. R. 3. L.ann.xL1-:. H. H. I904 . HICICMICIJX, N. C. C. D. IIJiISJ-ZI. 1935 because Hf the tardiness. Hf phutlufl'nllhvl'. EHITUHJ R. CAh-n'rI-Ilcus. SMITH. Umxlam JR. MCM.xNIt;.u.. ZINm-i. L't :FI laux PIXNI-ZY. W,x1nn-;L1.. Stu 111'. .436 The University Hf Cincinnati has succeulcil iii weathering um' of thc suu-n-st sturms which Ciliicgi' athletics has ever rcccivccl. i'wgiimiiig thv smscm with :1 Hwar tlcht Hf scvcml thnusuntlS. and no prnspucts nf rrmnving it. with thn- L'hvsu-i' l'nrk A1hlctic iithl Ciusc'il tn us and UHF own fivlil in 111'! cuntlitimi in he 1.113.le mum, 1hr :thh'lic .XHMJCizitiuli QM-mul In by cm Thu brink Hf Cni- lalma Hut Sliii thc H'iiuhlvs iiili nut Ct'ilb-L'. fur aflvi' thy First 5.1mm- lilt- Medics wuwlul. taking with thum thy hulk uf thc tuztm. 'l'hv Mhlvtic k'mmcil wriniisly cnnsiih-n-il th' ililallthlnnk'llt mi 2111 funthziil projects. but 1H1 :1 last cffnrt lziicl thv mattcr liefrirc thc thHik'nl hmly. wiiivh. fur 1hr H111 time in thc iiiciiim-y uf m:ni rvslwniiul nuhly. thi :11in i1zll1tliL'111ilA.'li lay Incl; Hf pi'uctiu; f1 ITHIL'ti :1 1mm with which tn play nut ihc sci'lwiuh'. 'I'his .Vrill'. however. with Iht 11m inzm-riul which is miningr iiL Ihc wmriiing players i'i'niii 1:151 yL-nr unil Thc inihiunu Hf Uk' training camp in he hL-hi iii SL-pirmhvr. 11w sky ia hygiiiiiiiig Lu hi'ighirn must x'isihi-x'. :mil iwrimlia iiw h w i1'l will he must lwm-Jicial iii IL-aching m thv mhu- HI' Wwif-iiqwiiihncy from Ihl' stun. 'Iihv ihiaiu'l Iinil 'i'cziiii liiJl-VL'II with Inli'l'ix'wl silccws. tlL-frziting JLH lhv L'IIHVIH'U lt'iHllS Hivnimurix-ii vxrviii Yuh-E whivh plm'wi 11.: early in the .H'eamn when there hml lieen little la'zictice 11ml team Work. The: Track ill 'am tllll very cretlilalile t't-CI'JFtl wm'lx', in spite Hf their clisnmmintment in regard In seht-tlulul meets with uther ml- leges which failed tn materialize. There was mrire Spirit shuwn in the lnter-elnss liielcl Day this year than has heen witnessed fur several seasmts. which augurs well for next yeark wurk. The event 0f the Athletic y '31' was. the remm'al Hi the Debt. which will leave us free to act in :1 much hrnatler held and with infinitely more dignity. This was ZlCCUl'lll'tllSlu'll hi the hearty and enthusiastic cu-upemtitm of the students in the Athletic ti'arnival. rluring the Easter hnlitlays, which nut :mly elearecl the tleht, with a surplus fuml. but showed that there was as much true spirit in the student hmly of mu 'thrsityv as in those Hi the nlller, more lantlecl Eastern lllStltlltlEJHS. I Jur sincerest thanks are due to llresitlent Ayers ancl Preterm:- Harry for their etroperatiun in the struggles of the year, and fur the genuine esprit tlu corps which they have eeitlencerl 011 all occasioni Mr. Henry S llratt. who filled the position of Instructor in Physical Culture. was. at invaluable :titl to 11s. in the time of norm. His coaching for the different lcimls of team wurlxx as well as the gymnasium work. has shown keen perceptinu mt individual capability and excellent IllCtllOt'lS. and his entrance into his professinnal career of Civil Engineering next fall will cause much regret fmm the many warm friends aml admirers he has matle at 'Yarsity. 'l'he athletic wnrlc of the coming: year will he under the direction of Mr. .Xntl'irmy Vx'eneel Chez. a former player 011 t lherlinls great team of Kit and '97. antl cnach to t lherlin aml Wabash. with a splenclitl record in all kinds of college spurta. ll'ith his wellvqnalilietl assistance the henehts mi a field 0f uur tiwn so close at haml. aml the newly-awaltenecl interest of the students. we feel cunl'itlent 0f zthttitting ourselves and our Varsity must eretlitahly M! WWtdaimuW e5: ex- ATI-ILETIC COUNCIL e: Ls: FOR YEAR OF 1901-3. Academic. Hrimnx A. BM'IJ-zss. JHNAH L'. WISI-L Denial. E. F. STHAI'S, VCAIJHCR CUS'FELLU, Law. EDWIN Dl'mxu Lurls BL-HUQMURE. JuiJJ FOR YEAR OF 1902-3. Usem RICEMEHJN. YILLl-j Kmmnwmmc. Rumin'l' HI'CK. IIUWAHD JUNHH. III! WWWW R0 L L OF H O N O R FOR SEASON OF 1901-4. UHIil' mer' I.WHM' AVrHIJFS 1H? NH UN lfnff 11f IIHIHU' m'r rnlx'llm' fr: :urm' Mr I' 'nfz'rrslly f'. 33353 19 I-INNl-IL, U IST 1:1.th HOLLAND, Ewe RHA M. KENNETT, Knuuu'rmcx. EI'GENE. KW u mHm'GI-I. an'rCH. Kt'nn-LK, XVISFH DICCIIANT. HRAI'NWART. ALEXANDER. MAQUHRMID. STEWART. SHJPLEY. 31 xx. EIJJU'FW2 HMNTZ. LEI'I-Z. 1J1 .3: FOOTBALL TEAM cs: .$ -.9- L?! A .5!- Hmrfl. IIl-ZXM' S.PRA'1 IH .Ummm'r. IiIHHIAZS A. B.U'I.1ass. f'ufwmm. IXDULPH lM-ixme XVALTEH U?S'rICLLLJ ....................................................... P: 13 Amount anxm ......................................................... R. 11. JAMES STI-mzm'r ., . .. .. Sui: T. ARTHI'R EVEKHMI ................................................ E. d- H. VILLIi KIRKLWRICK .................................................... L. H. Rmzmw Mmluus. Nmmqmm ................................... t2. Emmnn SAVIFT ............... ............................................. E. VULLIAM KENNETT ......................................................... C. Dowmay XVXIMR .. ............... L. T. EI'GHNE MANNHHHIHR ......................................... ..E. II. Lows WOQDHDVGH. .............................. , 77777 , ............. Ur. MARLAV T. KI'GLICR ..................................................... E. GEORGE HICKJIAN ............................................................ T. Rumm'r HOLLAND ....................................... 7 ................ F. YVILLIAM FETCH ...................................................... . .U, J. B. XVISHVHH , . . SL11;.E. IRVING BACHELUR ............................................................ t L XV. BACHMAN ............................................................... 1;. us Ls: BASKET BALL TEAM 1s: alga I 3333 Ikrfrlm'u. IIANRY lhiuux'r. Alr'ummwa AHTHI'R EYICRHAM. f'mrdn Hizxwy S. PRATT. GUARDS. Eimxxxm: ALLXATJDI-JQ. Run. SIIIrLI-zv. GOALS. IIARIH' Rnx, Ann! Ulcu'xwuc'r. A HTHI'R EVER HA M. CENTER. HICXM' Mcliuimnn. l H ANNUAL INTER-CLASS FIELD DAY. Held at East End Ball Park, Wednesday, May I4, I 902. $$$$ 100 YARDS DASH Heintz Mannheimcr Holland HIGH JUMP Blair Collier Lewis 880 YARDS RUN Mannheimer Krmlcr SHOT PUT W211er Holland Babbitt 220 YARDS DASH Huintz Mannheimer Holland HAMMER THROW Lcuc Stewart Holland 440 YARDS DASH Mannhcimcr 220 HURDLE Blair Heinz Mannheimer ONE MILE RUN chdick Elliott Dcchant RUNNING BROAD JUMP Hcintz Blair Swift 120 HURDLE Blair Hcintz Mannheimcr :2?- J- J3 :5 J; WALTER J. HICIN'FZ. - - - Hmmm uf Y'nu'lf' Tram mid 1461:! e'Ymmm'nn USCAR B. RICIHIIiLIN, - - - - - - - - Husfnrss .Ucnmgg'rr h .chAM u. .5: GIRLS BASKET BALL TEAMS. gs: u$giu$u$ FRESHMAN TEAM Emma LIHWI. f'ufrfm'u Rum- Luuwunstcin Ycrunn Hhriufcr Emma Un-ihs Mary Lnttu Emin Buchr Ruby Scun- SOPHOMORE TEAM ALICE Tnmwrux. f'afimm Elsie Bultn'um Lucy Cullim Bum. L'nlchn-H Fanny Lmvunstvin Luella annlcv Rvg'inu Wisv JUNIOR TEAM Eumma'm Amnlclaws, rme'u Erna Bruchumn Edith Imgnid Uruw Wright Helena Ruttcmmn Stcllu Sclmttcnfcls Elsic Schrzulcr RWWA' 97 .gg5z Z, 235 y Mh,z,.E . .6 7 : i . w . Eigww z? p .F . ?;1- 5' 21 j .,--v 9311 : .T 2:2? 1 -:-i , . .5 i RENE r QR. H . .i n K K $ . ...n V K QMN a$C1 Vx ... n , T x x: VN k . a S . . R? xx x : VxXRRKx XKSW i x 1: .1 N - -- $ !$ ;x THE TEMPEST. 3319: T clc'resenfed' by the Senior Class, Wonday Ebenfng, fume 23, I902, in ?Bumet Woods. STAGED UNDER THE DIRECTION OF MR. THOS. J. WHEATLEY. db '1? ...CAST... Prusjwrn, the rightful Duke Of Milan ........ COLEMAN AVERY Antonin, his brother. the usurping Dulic..,STANLEV QHQANGTCR swazu. King of Naples .............................. EI'GENE AGGER .Sk'lmslicm. his brother ................................. HARDER W'YATT l'arrdfmrmt'. son of the King: of Naples ...... ROBERT KRl-ZIMEH Huuz'ulu. an honest old counsellor ............ ARTHI'R EVERHAM Khll'btm, a savage. deformed slaw: ............ RAMSEY PRORASCQ ??'I'ernfu, jester ......................................... XVAIJACE CLARK 5'1ererer a drunken butler .......................... SOLOMON Km-n' .ln'z'l, a spirit ......................................... KNFIIFJUNE Kocn .llz'mmln. daughter of Pmsm'ru ............ KATHERINE BABBITT Iris ......................................................... ELEANOR ADAMS jam: ....................... . ................................ ELSIE RASCIUG 0w: ......................................................... NOBLE MILLER Chunm uf Dancers. Strange Shapes. etc. xlssfsfc'd by HM firmnns .Ulduigl'tf f'JImws. mm'm' rfr'rn'lr'mz ijmn'ur Filth; and urmmfmm'nf 0r Nrbuvidrrk Hand. JJPV WVW$WVLW .9: .5: AYERS ALMANAC .3: ha: $3??? I SIGNS OF THE ZODIAC. Sq:tcmlmriCulj-l'iun'nusj Thc Unm 1ike:wisc :1 few killS. Uctnhcr-Pisccs: Th: FishesiMm-McrNifrcsh and Minnie HYilson B. vacmlmr Lcn: The Liam ux Mismuriu. lkcmnhcriVirgu: Virgil Tucker. J;11111ury-.Uics: The Ramglk'lix Kuck. always butting in. 17ch1'uary rl icmini: Thu m'insklinhy l'vullmzm :lntl l'nhy Haylcss. Marchil'rm: Thu: linchr. .Mn'ilinunrius: Thu Hhtcrmanihr. Wnttcrn. .Wilyik'illlCL'l'I HrztltL-r Hcintz-igl' vzu'iL-tiL-s. AlnnuiHugimriua: 'l'hc .chher X1m has Um hmnx. SEPTEMBER. thllic Shine dues 1113 her back hair. J. RWHzlm XYnMxIrf-thnrin k 1;11'k :41 ms 1m Ikc in HuTTuIn. 4. ECINtnCc IiitI-ISTIH'I'I'I Hull gum Innkc in FL. Innis. 5. U'iHiz-un H'zlhlurfa-huwin :U'riws hnmc with .xix cums, h. ICHMHCL- HIIHSIt-rm Inuvls immthm' girl and loh'g'mphs hnmt fur lllrxncy. 11. .UI liakL-r clvcidcn ln qumc Imck Ln lhu Wkuwily, 1;. iiiIliL SHx-clmun I'lL'CiIlL'h ll! slay away. :3. 1mm- lx'vnnclt and Mill Ix'n'nnuly I'L'giatL-r. J4. - -,. JCIsiv Md; 11cm mats zL .Iunim', k I11ntln'rlxringh lu'l' liltlv g In stlluul. .41. Stuart XYnHu-r burnings :l .1 unim'. :7. Furl liul'llc IK'U HHIJB u I unicar, 4H. Hsic Mull. hlIlets lllt junir-r dual Hum lu-r I'L-ct. JU- Thy l'rL-sitlcnt prupam-h it quvtll.il'wm:m hicls :ulicu. 3n. t'r-m-umtiml: H'c :er :uh'm-nl lu lullrcmizc tlu- hmch ruum. OCTOBER. r. HT xnmplc a Imu'i Hf hut :nupi-HH' vvnisf' J. U'n- chur nl'l'. 4. Swimming mu A muting fur .Mh!clivs.- l IL-m'ts :md 1unj'm'lh'u11w :Hl :nuulwd. 5. lithium clmc'l'minm In snub Friminnf .inffmfuiqy. n. Mix Ruth gvnth inl'nrllls him My Hump. .Jrllm'ufnifug-x'. hm K U. YO. a4yres' o4lmanac' Conffnued. Husmu- links up Ilu mml in UN IHUlL nary: .X qwly r-f mzm. Nay. Nay. Hc rcmrm to NW study rnf u'umzm. 'l l1L-J1miri1 s grmv XVisv :mr! ulcct u prvsillcnl. Srtt'tsmcnt l'murd Elccticn19 1xnnurth Ik'vclnps II sL-nw- Hf humm', :mnl thinkc. thzll UYUI'IY nmninzuiun hm uhinl' is :1 joke. Rcccptiun fur Xlrx Jhlnhnr. 'J'11L Mulrrm lma mum's Eddie Hutchins nturm frnm i'alifnz'nia. H u cuvwa his :chuuintuncc with 111v Hun: Weather changeable. His heart guts nut iuwzu'd the wild and u'uuly H'uir. Irzxi ' and warmer, Prcsidmt Else Rzlachig lJccmu-s nfEcinua. Hilmm Tablcanx: Hrangvr guts the l'ipp. 1:13;: Hush : Th: Frushlncn grim fresher. Suphs and FI'rshics try thc Elcctivc Sybtcm. m0 VEMBER. Dr. Ayers starts for Europe. Freshman RevelJliun, The Great liachr cuntullati 1n begins. tu attravt the am-micm of aiminmmcrs. The President's zlhscncc tliscm- erml! Spocial Chapel Scrviccs. Hventhrr ti1rczlluning suarms at sea. MT. Hubbard rashly Lakm his. chiss tn Lungview. Nu fatalities. huu'wcr, :1an all return safcly. 'im tn cnmitlcr lliinntlf u Luckt- ftlluw. Stan lirang'ur 1:1: Thy French Chmws u'wp uvrr Miss ESHCHil-JI'H'R tlcparturr. Mr. Super arrix'cs. Miss Stewart is cunsulunl. Miss Wcs: is wmnlcrl. Miss liultmam is Cunwnlul. Miss Alicc Thummn is crmmlctl. Miss mm feels that, if sin.- wultl gwt hcr gunllc hand mm the hack nf his cullzlr. slw u'nnltl hc Cnnwlctl, EDECEMBER. I'n-sidcnt lyurs Comes hnmu. Th: Cnmctly Uub plusunts .n' Pi'ufumi l'mlm' IJIWUMHCX um! Billi'x Bunnr-Buum, Elm: Raschig'b blush begins m snhsiclc. Stuart U'ulkcr dctitlm that Miss lizmr is a U'mMIa-I'ui girl. Baby Bultman QIJI'ICELTh With :1 fmtr blister. Carl t1a11tv..u .rt :Lmnars with :1 fcwr bllhttl'. The Hirlk Literary Smitty mscts tn: express cumlumtymuu. Miss Heilpkins in thc Chair. Virgil Tucker SH'CilI'S tnnu iargc Rizucl iu'L-a1' lush ! l'rnfcssnr WE1itchh Ilismishes hi: classes after wishing them a Merrick L'hristmas. 2::1 all .7- 9' I4. l3. HJ. 1H. m. aqyers' UQImanaci Continued, Convocation-Hooray. Amelia hangs up her stuckiug and receives .X in English I3 Thc Yale I'Iaskct Hall team allmvs um stars to watch thcm play. jANUAR Y. Xi'arsaw makes 11 New Year's Call. Calvin Skinner gets his hair vnt. Snow. Smart XVaikcr cumcs back looking: very blue. He visits a barber and looks better. The junior Prom Committue clecidcs to go to the Zoo. The Class decides not to go. H'eather thrcatc11ing.h5tormh'. The Freshman DancehThc Sophs become interested in electricity. t mic Ih'aumwarl llL'CidL'S to lake 3 short Vacation. Mr. Solomon sends. the first Of his famous postals to Miss Raschig'. l'iziby lhiitman originates her famous coiffurc. WXlwai-s pm up milay what somebody 2189 put up yesterday'i Ida Davis. 'Exlmricnw mf othcrm is the best teacher. Jessic Fischeti i'lmitatiuu is the sincerest Hzittcry. Edith Yorhees. Me. too. Emily Baehr. IL is decided by the Juniur and Prom Committee to invite lun-cr-class nHiccrs who are rclatcd to thc committee. ?EBR UAR Y. Stun rrmi in English ll which does Hut have a frcckled, png-tmsed heroiuc. junim- 11H mLhSnnrzl-v Muss intl'nihiccs Ihc lh'ightun Hip. U'illzml liiack iliscuvcrs lhc Eiirc Door in 111:: basement. Its runstrucliun is cxpluincti to interested students by Oscar Rccmlin. President .M'i-rs gives. thu- linivcrsity 2m :ulnurellilu Vahmtinc, Thc 17in Dlmr Assnciatinn fnrmctl. Lu M11113 iknssip vainly cmluavnrs tn clismwur its fcmnskr. It links nut that Alt. Iinkvr is the man. Hal;- Iilm'wlc is congratulated a5 thc foullclcit L'url liarth h n uka wisu. IANU'T Vulliur is nuw runsiilcrcd It. Iimturil 13:11! SHIHLF SH'L'L'ILY ancl Immringli u'hcn the m:ntvr is mcntinnucl. Hiinliiiiglnli'h Hirlhilzuxixn nuu' fnunclcr is announced. Hubsii- Ih'cixh'n that 1hr subject is IHILH-V'H'ilik'li. :mri givcs i3. 111:. Flihc .Xlnlnul SLRLIT hus ilri immml mrcting. 102 1. la ls. 7C ! 'Jl Eu Ix; Ln '36 1 Ayers' Almanac Continued. MARCH. Huh Hullaml Cumcs in like a liun. and InrcparL-h tn gm nut like a lamb. .XntiHirting L'rusznlc lwg'ins.-l lL-athnul'trrs. thv llczm's office. Sigma Sigma luitialie'u1 Smnlc-v Hunger gives a cIch-r impormmatiml 0f '!,;:n'nly Two Slwcg. Thu: Curmmtiun of Edward IL: greatly :Lllcndul by Senior and J'nnim- gi1 ls members uf the royal family and children 01' the President. InlikC'l'I'llJTL' speaks in English 0. The Dean clls tlussic that sums purple mmc tn the aniv vcrsil-x' tn wm't. l'iutchiusg Hume. liricgcr. Krcimcr, Iiggers. rh'clarc that the study 0f law requires it. Elsa l-iultman mi: 1-5 her hlomncrs. Iidith Vrarhccs is sucn ramilin;r at liricgcr nn Friday. tum! Elsa engages Stanh-y as private detective. N0 CIUL'S. Hall. Heintz FcnncL jnmcs aml nlhcrs added 11'; the staff 0f detectives. Misg Smith curls IICF hair. Thuy arc diricm'crwl I Elan makes a plate Hf l'urlgc emtl holds a general thanks- giving survive. L'nnvucalhm: Amelia U'cts a ILA. H APRIL . The Lhnunurcial Tribune fails tu knack 11w L'uivcrsiux The Carnival lbugins. lh'. H'atlcrs the young :Mlunis 0f the faculty. trim the whccl mf l'r'n'lunc. Thy Carnival cuntinucaiMis-s Mushy still alive. How. Nimnan carried um an a Famival ICECIJS gmingu stretcher. Carnival uvc1'1 TlIzmk the Lunl! Some few students wukc up. Third term bcgim Sevmicen pupils. appear. Maw 111ccting.--Nn zleCSSIHCIIL PER jnnns wczlrs :1 happy lcmk. JOB IHUV'JS. llc is now 3 friv 111mm. Contestants announced fm' jn11us prize. Edith VDI'lu-es looks interested. Miss Koch and Ihc Anarchist. HNluch :ulu ahum nnihilmx' Which is. which? Mr. Hulllstcin :Lntl MiRs Smith are sum laughing hugwthur in the hall. 14 I3 Iv '.u Iv Ayersh AlmanachCOncladea'. 'lhhc University C'hlh xliscnssw the advisability of anmher Crusade. Mnrgunstvrn juim the English 6 Class. The Class. jnins in tha- Chnrus: All we want is 0111' black Ahic Cronback back. Mr. Super is with 115 once again. Anna Hinl hmks happy again. D1: Sm-H. disguised as Nick Carter. hpillCllUS the still. IChL-rsnh- aml llakcr' call him dmvn. 811611 is humhlml aml tea I'ful. WA Y. Eustao; guts Mayillg'. H'u listen to an l Walnricnl k'nntrsL U'c nmlc a fcw nursclvcs. Who said anvil churns ? Dr. Xycrw ler-pzu'es 21 pruphccy :;f the Mmlics' future. Medical Commwnccmcnt. Tho I'I'csidcm :mnuunccs. HKinully Umit Hnwcrs. H'ill l'uuh fLuls Silky. Wcstwarrl Hm fur Skinncr. in thv Spring :1 yuunu man's funcyi L'url chunscs amung 'mn. t'mnhack says nuthing during English 1., The Class rccrn'crs grathlzliiy. Ma Davie plays hwnkL-y. Th: Annual Stuff imrricmlcs itwlf behind cluscti dumrs. jUNE. Swift glues tn Snmlay Schaml. SHIHV. Lightning. Rain and hail. Elsie Mctz brilm: lhc I'Dlitur. Lw manlzl don'- Ihc 51mm. Yalcric WL-il attempts it but fails. Hartlcc n-Cciws :1 lllL-ssagc frum Miss .Xhua. Mia's Smith is wen talking tn Hulllslcin. tinldstcin lwcumcs sn much uxcitcnl that he SI'KH'L'S his mustache. TcrrilJic cnmmnliun :nnnngr the fair nnus. LcuuerlL'L is swell walkingY in thc park with Mr. Warsaw. Valczlticm cn'chL-xnms hcgin. tirarhmtiun. Highs. Hf relief from the cntirc :tlulcnt bmlv. HL-n-rgu chins away the lICill'ib. ' l'INIS. 11H- $5 Mm WVEN Z, l 1 ML. mmndanmm at THE 'VARSITY SONG .3?- IFROM 'lSONGS OF THE STYGIANSX'l bsaaaa I. U. C., that is the magic name I proudly tn the world proclaim; N0 sweeter word e'cr charmed my ear. None tn my heart was c'er so dear : A fountain of eternal youth, A tnwcr of strength, a rock of truth. 0 lVarsit-v, dear 'Varsity. Thy lt'lyal children we will be! II. Of wealth and station some may boast, 0f wide renown from coast to coast; None nuhler tEachings dtms instill Than Old McMicken 011 the hill. The red-black banner floats on high. Let all join in the hattle-cry : 0 lVarsit-V, dear lVarsity. Thy loyal children we will be! m. Lung may shu live. her children's pride, And grnw and prosper far and wide 5 At all times let our motto he. Stand first and last fm- Uld U. C. We dedivate with might and main Tn Alma Mater this refrain : U, 'Varsity. dcar 'Varsity, Thy lnyal children we will ever lie! llll'; Wagmmrdamwwgwmm .35: IN BURNET WOODS e5: $$$$$ As I sit in th'eztmy t'et'et'y. gazing with that inward ei e that is the Miss inf sulittttle ttpnn the hills that rull intn the shmlnwy distance, my miml reverts tn nther times 111111 :1 moving pannramzl fills the silent wmuls. Methinks 'tis tilitlllztt' 2111-1 the t'ittttlt Elllll Instill seek pleasure in the shatlx' graves. Nu thought nf Mutly iH'L'Zlix'h tht- freetluttt ml their walk. The grass ts green uncl. umv Hllti then. the wiml, in whispers. murmurs tn the leat'es 111nm the treea while luw and sweet the iairtls make lrn'e in tx'zu'ltling: meltuly. Here' strolling: 'ltmg 1t shady lllllil. :1 youth and mt-ticl ltegttile the huttn. in thrillingr rhztpwrlien. She Speaking um het' levtll'ile thettttz thinks of calculus and WM: whatever l'tZLii-V is. is. true and nnthing ever tttztlces it wrung. lle. deep in hrt'e Hf ehetttistr-t: 11ml drawing: his remarks fmm scientific study. tiHL'bi nut tleny her statement. but offers :1: :t teszt: lnnie l-H'ielttlihill- Thettt n'et' the green elm! hills. tun amateurs in eutttelly. with sticks uml gulf-lzulls in their ilElllllh' pass tttet'rily ztlung. The ynuth breaks fnrth in titt'ttl sung. while mm: and then the maid juins in ur stops 21ml laughs at his dramatic Hlitbll'eihy. Xextt resting on yum shady hank tmu writerrg 11ml tittknuwn tn fame, tugether sit atttl plan a tale ur speak uf nothing: in that solemn way that makes them gems uf gluwing metaphnr. They know the press awaits the tt'nrtl tu achl new laurels In their fame Now ermtes a maitlen uf tht- lireshmatt class with three yutmg mm of Sulthcnmure distinction. Favnllrs tn nnne. to all she smiies extends: tlft 2:.he rejects. hut never nnCe tilifenrlsf' ,an1 still anuther pair appear: the ynttth full pmtul 11: think that he has brought the lunch that gives hint company. ITWHS not 5:: Ul'l zmnther tlay. Here :1150 011 the sloping hills the students eat their midday meal. Small parties gather in etteh shady Split and take their till frnm CUIHIHUII stuck. while here anll there. a student solitary sits ancl studies while he eats. And all the while the wintl sings sntigs aunnug the trees. The green grass. dances and the sun looks tilHVll utttl smiles with :ympathy. Ah. Culliti it last forever! lhtt now. from ymttler stately hall 21 hell rings nut aml calls me from my tlrezull. Even St; the peuple Hi my visitm pus: from tvoeuls to walls and leave the grnves tn Nature aml tn Solitude. 1:17 The Modern Fable of the Original Smasher, the Inquisitive Young Person and the Mallet. :5 J :3: .5 In a Xlassiw l'ilc. callcrl by cnnrtcsy an Illsiimtinn Hf LL-ztrw ing. and by cnntumpt, u Hume fur .aniquatul aml 1:01-1:1111-lunk- ing Females. was mrmlwl thc Hnly and Original Cakc-taking Urn. Nulinn, frnm whom Kamas L'arric Cnrrimi away the IL luqh In'x' chphnmmizlc-ing unlu 111C palcnt-applicrl fur ccccntriciticb nf thc chuinv .M'ticlc. This m:nlL-l had all Imituturs heat by six blacks, plus 1m. humus. nu Thc Huwmh. lh'r l'rum-ncu UH a baseball team uxaultl lnw lwcn ml impurtcrl Havana juyprmluccr tr; :my anlcstunv. Hall tha I'culhurlw'x hipwl 1mm unable tn hit the hall, .a'hc Would have hit lhc ulllpiru Hrr hillCilL'l-W'Il'k mmlc Ihc FANCY Rabbit hide his haul in ahamc, She was what u'ns Imam: in Hnlitc Suciety as u Rum .Xx'is. L'nwlumlcnl pumplr Icrnn-ul hur a H'zlrhlcr. Whilst mjnuming muungst thc agml um! :lucrcpit FCIHHIL'S. this Snunlimzl gm xcr Lunk chusinn tn makc lllc Sparks H'x. Hu- I'nrmcr leic ayslcm nf lint Airs wag forced tn the Rupm. :mnl 1hr kwnckkzls-kntu'lvcnwullrl-if-ym-vzm'l-Ih--it-;Lnyhnmvs3 slum IIDH did the Pink Tea debut act. Meanwhile she harnngucd thusly hctwcc'l herself: hnrsonth. thv maxim is no 11111-iical instrument nf the Irish harp Variety which statcs the cogent Principlc. Where's :1 Krmtkcr in en'r-x' Y'ushf Til hL- the zlfurcaaid Knnckcr. in this vicinity if I havu tn crcntc 1hr l'nsh. mysclf. XYhy ahnuhl Prufcssnr Mum wuar a silk hat nn his night off? XYhy shuuhl the Literary Su- cicly have a gavel if nut u. Empluy nu Smnmnc? .Xre We not tun Mcthoclical 11nd l'1'cssct1withwnrktcrian for such I-hihicss? XVait until 1 exhibit my pTIJflCiCllC-V. XthrL-upnn :1 Paradox standing: by. a personage whn was Stutlunt but Ynung. pmlmunllul the Kuchasizm query: If gcrmain tn thc suhjuct, may 1 haw: tho lcmcrily to inquiru whcrcforc you arc mm the point Hf exercising that Mallet. and upon whom? ltccausc croquet. has always hem licmeul. answered the Uuly 21ml Hriginal with dignity and llCCiFiUH. And I shah huh gin 0n yum you'll: ncarcstf' .1lc'rr'af--Pi11g pong has nm yet hmkcn nut in Fincinnati. $$$$J 1 I I0 T 0 KRONBACH. ,3: IWW I CHHIC Il'ulll hanan nf Ilturk :unI tome. I make :l mnIrIL-n sally, I711 n11 realms Hf thunght. whcrc HI: I mam. Tu whcrc IIII: nmrtals IlnIIy. lIs-Vchulngy I 51mm tn Lhmn. I If :mcicnt hzmls I tell, .XnnI heartily I10 I CHIHIL'HIII Thu ringing HI tIH: IJL'II. II'ilII many :l u'm'tl thL' CIiLE-KS I fret. I,TUI-C55l1rh gazx- in wander: IInnar SIJIIIH'. IIII'IQ'II IIL'VL'T km IW tI'Ivil' lILIIJt In my immurtzLI thunder. I spunt. I shunt. l gunk. l ghmcc Prnm Latin 1m mu In I'Iismr; 1 IX'm'u L'nkc H'nIka first :1 Iirccizm dance? Dues 111istrr cmm- fmm Iriysu-ry? I murmur facts ral' man and 31111. I IIHII inttrprctuthms. I:Hl' Q'VL'T-VIIIIIIg rm vnrth ImI um; What an- my Innitanuns? My wnrdv. unth hm u tIl'lqn yet In! Thcy makv :1 brimming z'iu'r, 15w mm may mmc gmd mun may gw Um I g.g'u cm fm'uvcl'. 7'N1Iiyxm1. 11!: MISS HOPKINS' ANSWERS T0 QUERIES. Jahia'gi Mr. UUHH'UUJTZ ch. yum simulcl wash yunr hands at lczut mum :1 week. Hayhnvx: Tcutnnic horses are 21111 to get winded if r'wi-i'wurlml. Illin- H'ufu'mlu'rg: I mmhl advise ynu nut to neglect tiic telr- phimc upcruturs. They will feel Siightctl unless yuu 9:111 up from the 'Yarsity at least six times claily. Mrfult'ixls'r: My :lcar Iixlgar. ynu 111:1ch :1 mistakc. Scncl your quvrics t0 the department .IHJTUCI'J' fu 1.0mm. cmuluctccl by Miss Ida Xippcrt. Min Gumt'c: Su- answur to Mr. McCulIistcr. Iiv-UA' Kath: It is usually mnsitlcrwl an advantage fur a juurnnl- ist to use guml English 311-1 10 spcli correctly, but such things are tlisregardcd hy geniuses. L'runbuch: Then: is undoubtedly a mural irlca tunvcywl hy Thy C'im'imiufiuu, li'JOJ. .1111 Murray: H'c are unable to decipher ynur hzmriwrizing. Guy : Stud stamps. for a scaled reply Jlr. Sufc'r: 1, Nu. I would cauticin you against Iwiiei'ing uIl that tlic young ladies tell you. Hanclsmuc is :15 limitlsnmc IlucS. .2. I know uf no prm'entzltivc. You might ativiSL' them to cunsull an oculist Scu'm'ia': No. I ncvcr knew Mr. I'ratt tn put his funt in ii. that he wasni glad nf it. Jilin Kath: NIL Allic, Wt 110 1101 know tllc 21g? Hf tin: lillimr. 111 ROTUNDA OF THE LIBRARY. RECOLLECTIONS OF PRE-SOPHOMORIC DA Y5. Jugdidt U: 11M that the mulchlcss days of yure. leul days 3 va'1'0 with 115 yd. lire CHHN: tllc XCHH Hf NinvIu-n Ikam', l':I'L' Prvxic built Hit 11ch Hr;- Huur. H'hul tlccds wvru dune! NL-Curlh-IL Inn. Such rucurtls mnw. 3km arc few. Hut, sharpcst pang; nf uur rugrut. v'c L'umv there nmw' was :1 lx'L'Vimu In qunth that was- :I gnmlly timL: lsnr it was in tho guML-n In'imc Hf gun! llarcmn IiltsL-l lx'aschig'! llfihilutinm f4: YQ'HH-xxmin 112 th ' .3: A PROSE PASTEL. an '4 i' .0. w .v. A pale hluc- S1111 was setting in a violet aml g'rccn sky The Hx fnrtl gray of thc hills shaded uff into the muddy browns Hi the Millcrcck Valley. and they in turn into thc burnt orange of the University Canums. me Ruum 4, Hunted nut many a nmhsmatic 5:,ung'. intcrruptwl mm' ancl then by muinnus silenu: Again the mclilhmm smuntls werv hand, and H10 cnthnntwl 1i$tencr rlistinguishm thc Wurrls m the new l'nivvrsity sung. hy the Svenguli Hf HM L', L',: MachMicilIaChMiQ X I ithMachA l iciMac. Malc-Michhlachklit McM ickcn. Hark! an nminous silence folh'm'ecl: then a few qlmrt words: Alas, Svengali had hm his mesmeric powers: anuthcr silcncc fulh lmwewi by whispered words. Uh. joy. our dear Carlithe ht'Sl talkur 0f the Sophumurr class. as the girls x'ntetlrwas chuman Director Hf the Glee Club. Since then it is nvcrlless to 5213' that lhosc mehsnmtic songs nu hmgcr Hum over the Campus. The Him: Club has departed this lift' and rests in peace hesitle thr Unmet H'omls Echo. the McMickL-n Review. annl the nthcr glari- nus traditions nf the past. The sun has sunk hchiml the indigo hills and casts a glucum n-luw m'cr thc cnlcralcl sky. dotted hero ancl there with lax'cmler H and crimson cloutlsh It is night. 113 A c231 ?A.ikffATC' ROMANCE Dr. . 1-wrx tmlux 1. Thom: eternal people say: You've a faculty fur tiring. Don't I know it? But tn me this talk is tiring .anl I show it. I lmx'u fired lighl-ht-adml Stuphonmrcs! I have tired thc buys. frum Trch, I have tired all k'incinnali fill they'd like to wringr my neck, .Xnul tin it ln'uu'u. l hnrv iirctl.- hut mm 1 think That I11 lwttL-r say 1w mun: k'umc .su- my wry lzltcst f311- Tlu- fumuus nmv Firu Hum, Nuw gm wax lilllflx 'md sir zlnm'n, 9.: v-.z V-z Va: Ls: THE BELLS. .3. a: L-x. ,3. L4 L4 Th..r;v paving lwlls. lhrmc- clrtiric hulls. me' mum u Lalo lhcir music TV ! ! 1f ynuhn 11ml maids and 111m schl Iinm 'Hth'n Hunlxa cumc nut with cn'r; cllimc. Thmc cutters rash hzuc 113.5sz :m'zu. ,Mnl mum at hum Hull lhcn was. guy llzlx kfl lllc Hull nhcrc kzlrning thL-Hs. Tn hCZlT III! mmm- Ihusu luzlssillg. .MM m twill lw n'In-n Wu :m- 3,41 mu: Thur mncfnl pull will Hill ring um, H'hllr ulhvr lrmh-rs hcztr lhnhc hdls Am! l'rrxir kuqm mm H Inlltling anlls. tlTlh'Huhnu.v Eu 171::me Hmmtr THE SNARDYwBLAKEY HEART TO HEART TALK OVER THEIR TEE. WWWWWWWWWWWWW .llixx Urns: I've just l'JcL'n thing In play gulf fur mnnths. ll'h just liurfuctly lowly nl' ytm tu cnmc timl 1:an with mt'. Allt'. Hierkvnmn': llitl yon hring :tll yum sticks? Yuur :lrivct'. yunr liratsscy. :Lml ytmr full-clt-ck? .llixx thin: Yrs; Illv't'il'L' :tll llt'l'L'. lmit it g'tmtnl uttt hcrv? .lIi'. Hfufcvuwrr: AXml yum mushiv? .lfixx Gum: Yes. ht-rt- it lS. t 1h. lt n 1k. 'l'hrru ira Curl tiumvru-t't tltlu'll thcrc liy thc lit'itlgv, :tncl ii: that tit-t't Mushy cur JCtltizt Hulk kins with him? l think Carl's :t llt'Ell'. .llr. Hlttllwmw't'; 'lihcrv's .uinr liztll. merl ht-ttt-r ttw ynttt' tlrii'cr fur this. .lftlt'a' tfuxx: llnn't yns-u lnvu Carl's lL'lltlt'l'. wnticlmnal immnt-r with thr girh? Ill: yun kttuw, they :n'r guiitg tn cn'ct u SllttllL'. Iu'lCL' ELS bit,r as life. of Mr. lizttmtvnunurt in lltc lllH't't' hall Hf the Varsity? llc will lJU in hi5 lmrvl-t' Lzulislzts tmifnrm. amul will alw lir in one of his must amoruns lmsw. t tn thc pL-ilmtzll will lnc the lHSCTlpllUIL in gnltl lrttcts: l mu lt. Wunit that lit darling? .lr'r. Hittfcmmrv: '12th :1 sturdy grip. hut :lnnlt press 01' you will sclaff hallly. Allin Grunt: Uh, Mr. lilal-CUIHHT'C. Hill yon hcztr that Miss Dl'ttlx'licl' asked for the principal part in the Senior Class. plat ? .lli', Biull'mimru: Don't let this lit: a fcmzlu. 11ml tlott't eaw up on the fullnw-thrnngh. .llin' Gum: XYlmt tltJ you think. litttily luchr hall four tuler phmw call5 from Lmigview tmlay. l hnvettit HL'CH Harry Dechum lately. I Wunllcrh- I shouldn't lic Sltrpflswl, hccause l hczml the other ilay that he 21ml Spicgel thruw up a penny tn sec which 01' them should take. the llaehr to a tluttcct lllt't Bltrki'mnrc: I'ut ytmt' thumbs tlnwn tho shaft, and m'erlap the forelingcr of thc left hancl with the little tittgtr t'if thc- right hand. That's the: Yartlnn grip. yuu kmmz Thcru's :tn at'lt'crsu cruss-u'intl. su avoid slicing 21an try to get a much of pull. .llixs timx: There, now. ls this tht- right plisitiutt? Allin Blukrnmi'v: Stance. i't'llt mean. Yes. that will tlu. .lltm- tirw: llcrc goes. .lli'. Biafrt'mm'c: t th, 1 fnnzlu. l thunght su. .lliozt UNSXZ Tim hail. HlL Mr. lllalwmnt'u uni lmmx' illliiL' ltmplc 0n the Annual this year? XVcll. l'vc lJt-cn jnllying thcm up fur twu mimths m- SD. and 1 limit think thqirc guing tn put a thin;T about me in the Annual. Allt'. Biulecmm'c; Uh, give that :m imtlurcttt and let's start for the ttcxt tct'iug-grottml. 115 SOLITUDE. I sometimes think I see More clear than those those about me, even you. I know I ought to be Grateful for vision broader and more true. For I do firm believe The inner portals have been oped to me If so, why should I grieve, Increase of knowledge should have made me free. But I am glad I know, I only hate the loneliness it brings; I pray that I may grow But not beyond the icy of common things. If I might take your hand And see the portals open, love, for you, That sweet but lonesome land Would gleam, transfigured by Iovufs golden hue. 11h bmwdhmmm SOLITUDE. $$$$$ .me' lfHu H'IM'CI'FI' H'I'ICU.I'- Tm ycm'x Uffc'f'. To the fmu'ar Pram chnmfftcf. Knock. and the world knocks with you. l'hmst! ancjl you brmst alonef It has come to pass That the Junirlr C1155 Has kmnckcrs cnough of its nu'u. To the .Ums, To the 2003- and you gn alone. and WE gm with you. For peanuts and beer Have- small charms here. .Xnd wc'vc monkeys enough of our own. T00 pun? :0 go to thc Ahns HOUSE! Tun rich for a Turner Hall! lint wc don't care For the Polar bear, So we shall nut g0 at all. 117 A .A kl 5,455, .151 MCBIICKEX HALL. 0 HAPPY DA YS 0F COLLEGE MEN. FROM SONGS OF THE STYGIANS. 2; 3' 3 .2' b4 I. The sweetest stnry ever told Is 0f the cullcge days of old: The Stnry of those days of truth, Thusu hcmrs Hf glee and dreams of youth. The happiest moments ever known. Uh whithe r. whither have they f'lnwn. CHORI'S. Oh happy days of college men. Could I but live them n'cr againT H. Vthre are tho: chums I lnved m well That joined in many 21 rousing yell? Thu glucsumc spurt Hf collage strife Has vanished with the spring of life. I oftcn fondly lung fur yuu Dear friends Lmd school mates gund and true. CHHRI'S. 11H III. Where is that lass, sixteen and fair, With large blue eyes and auburn hair. That maiden, ruguish, trim and smart, The sunshine: Hf 2L Freshmcnis heart ? Naught frum my memury c1111 erase The memnry of that girlis sweet face! CHURI'S. IV. The sweet illusion is 110 inure, The battle is nn.-the dream is def. The tender memories of thc past, Hf lifeVs May days ill'e fading fast. The years of College glnry scum To me like une unchzmtcd drczml. CHURI'S. I Hi happy days: of cullcgc mm, Cnuld I but dream them u'cr again 5 THE VAN WORMER LIBRARY. 110 GUI ?ONOP ail val Sweet noon-tidz quiet of the droning fields, Strong soothing pulsing of great Nature's veins, Which to thz weary brain all solace yields! 0 thought he still! Perfume that to the teeming medow clings, An incense offered up to Naturehs God- Dear primal kinship with all simple things! 0 heart be still! Wdhm CUI BONO? me: as: Thu Brmvning Hasaithc first Rnll-L'all And l-lcnny rumls the list with liasc That's snlncwhat lame: He hcsitatingly raa-x's, Ball? Ah, what is this? The tint name, please! hAnd such is fame! 130 A SYLLYGISM. g? I TIM Prmufxcx : I, The English Seminary Rt'mm. II. The m-called brain of the gentleman whu :lcclareri thnl pastoral prlclf-V was out Hf date and shmtld nut hr indulged in. TIM Lbudmion: The Pasteur-hhcrell pastnral strictly mmlenL all puntry evap- nruted. The Cht'ao-choo whistlcs um' shrill cry. t'Tis nnomataprncizl sureJ Come. let us speak in fm'mulac. He scientifically pure. Sec when; the sheep go slraying :10an Unto the abattoir. Hear how the froglets' voices tlruwn The Uirlsf Glee Club afar. The shepherdesscs grim, sedalc, 'In clcan pcrcaics and ascul stocks, Read Schopcnhaner; 'tis out of tlatc To think of tending any docks- And Sylvan Pam why who i5 he ?T' Thcyll cry if you should mention that You failed to hear his pipe. 1 see. A11 Irish Bull: The Pipes of Pat. RWM fJngf: BuruumiThis expression Ad Kalcmlas UraccaV means HUI'UF. The Greeks. had no Kalcnds. Edith I'Grirvvshlsn't it somewhat analogmls tn the American phrase: Xthn Mr. Hay1ess doesn't telcphunc $u$ea5 131 42; u R nuaEmem mvooB 35.5 5 Eu: .3335 tum mnaom c8533 awsm warm SE. 1'3 1 WW$WEW CPIayS We Hate Seen and Some Others. l luntiugr fur l'Izm'Ix-inh' Mu Nimu-n. The .Xucti:nwcr' - Inlian Mum'unstL-I'n. Mistress Xcll 7Wismmn. H'Hw jamus 13-:ys L-l flhmn'cll :md Lunvh-n n 1111 - im. King lJmlrW-XYI'W. Elise Simplicilvx' Aurelia Hillmun. If I Wort King -I'Fr. Rmnn. .Ul 0n Accuum mi liliza -huth Xcht. Arc Ynu a Namm ? H'i1lm'xl liluck. A Hm UM Tinlfy-Thc Eurnival. Lm'cr's 1413.315 1'11:1 Bridle Path. Thu 'l c1ep11::1m f3ir1 Rmh XValdenhg-rg. ThLa Starbucks Rulh 21ml Rub. HMirancla nf tht- Hallcrfl-Mlssus XVcil. Adams or liahhilt. H'l'he LitllcsL Hir1 rIimcc L'mllins. 1th Chapcmncs 1511anly and Mac. .3! Yl1itcumb passed me with a H. Both in March and in Dcccmhcr. Registrars, who Im'c 10 sec Hunks 111nm your list rcmcmbcr! Say I'm StuphL lazy. harL Say that uthcrs have Uutdzlssctl 111:. Sin 1 Hunkml with Hicks. but add. Whitmmh passed me. 7 ?;?;Fr 73::4 :f:rn13: F: HEART TO HEART TALKS wag Elsa Huffman nr'rr Hm Trivj'llmm . Hello. is Laura there? U is this you Laura? My but you're hurty1 this morning. Yes you are. Say. IW'L- got something to tell you. Uh, ifs grzmdul Iths a worm. No, I haven't tohl any um yet but Carl and Bob um! Stuart and Viola and Eddie 311.1 Stanley and Dwight aml Eustace and Mr. Fennel aml Paul and Mr. Hcintz aml Henrietta and Gcrt and Mary and Anne and nm- or two others, Uh, it's grand? Swear you wmfl tell. 5y the way. Stuart 'Wulkcr just came in Her me alone. Stuart L He has. a real portly bundle. I'm dippy to know what's in it. Ftuarlhs a grand2 hey. a grand: hwy. I'm awfully tired in respect to my arm. Wait a second till 1 get somebody to hold this thing up fur me. 110ch . thcrc goes Mr. Haur. He's awfully hurty as 1.0 my German. Say, did you meet that Mr. Smith last nighP HES funny. Herc comcs Aurelia Dillman. Iiouyn. I'll have to Stop now. Uh, she wants to tclcphmle. She's gramF. gloomy and peculiar this nmrning. The secret? u'hat secret: Uh. l dmft rmnmnhcr what it was mm: HLrwlb-x'e. 1. f'umnkllttrd mw. :. Trudy Jhark. Il'vyrlxlcinf. ,a'- Palm! Apphnf for. 0 IM HJ M IZN'I'S HF 'l'llli BELL TELEPHONE CUM PANYXH I'm wiser than the President Can ever hope 10 be, For I'm the mighty telephone, And he is only He. All Ruth's and Hattie's cases. .11 Carlhs 21ml Stanley's. too. All E15115, Ucrt's and Eddie's. .ch thmgs he never knew. The secrets of all students Arc knuwn to me alone ; 'lhhcy wnuhln't tell their dearest friend, ml lhcy m'mld tclcphonc A1 Ti 53' a 1 -- If :3; -? J n' .h 1' mg '5 ,1 If FR , f. ,, a A 7. j? . 1 I. . A? ?A .f'nfg gm ,$ HEQ? WEI: Eff W: tn 9!an :1; a? 'r $r f? 5 .g 922; U :33. U ' a: 124 WW$WA$W 99633 Diserens- Bmmriug Bum. disrum-sing' frat, Un'lu'd Twill! wondrous mmkrms, 1m! 0w fam'r tH'Imf amid it 1712?; Oil? pcculim' n'mkmws; Sim 1'11 muu'or mm! mnfrss Xufm'c qum' to send lmr H'omun'x nmral fn'lltl'crm'ss 'l'mum'd the utlzcr gmdcr. Foulixlz Bruit, thus 10 th; Had sllc 11m? rnufcxsmi it, Not a man who Imam In'r Turf! Ei'rr :L'uuld hair gnawed it. Monty makes the marc go, The adage doth dcclurc. Yulfll find it's not a whit less true That money makes the Mayor. Pour 01d humcy. working in the street, W'orking so hard for 1119 oats you em: But there. old horscy don't you Care, mell still be a horse. when Fleischmamfs not Mayor! ZUUS Sal'mou and Him .chlcm'fl't'xh 5cm up far culimg fofm1',' 11y 111y,' said Hicks. it cannot be, It is indeed a 6511 story' Young Mr. Bayless is the sort That maidens all prefer. XYe know that he is Herman, But we do not know which Her. THE KOCH-CRONBACH CATEGORICAL CONTROVERSY. $2? I .HI'. L'ruuhm'h: 'I'hc mmlcmity uf Tunnysnn unlius twn intcr- prclminm uf this pamzlg'u pussihlr. qu, l pl'cfcr thc murr sym- lmhcal uml zlhslrnsc. sinu- its philusnphic impart snvul's Hf thr 1runm-nclcntulism lmnlmunxh-cl hy KanL JIM; KUNI: H'vll. Mr. U'uhlnach. l shnuhl liLc tn 1th yun :1 chwstiun which is fgvrmnin tn the philuswphy nf this. Hnw HM was Eiluinv? .Ur. Ci'cmlmvh: That may he answered in tun ways. hirsti tcmlIL-l'zmlcntully she mm cxcvctlingly youthful. i shall dclhu'c four suh-urgunlwls tn lnrswc this. First suln-argnmx-ntg-Iilainr is :m cxmnph- uf wmmm :15 ahc Hugh: nut tu hr, zn'nlii JHJJ lx'm'lz: Thib zlmnrphnus slm-ch Hf yours is rnlht'r imlpl. l Innimuin that Hainc's chzu'actcr was nnc Hf receptivity. It was cugcnthdynzunic. In her thurc is n wrisimihty ztclnalctl hy the :lstutuuch which lcn'c gives. Jlr. L'muinu'h: l muuhl like tn zulmnu- 1m opininn which mih- mm against that. I think lilzlinc was hath ps-x'chiculh' and physically mm-hitl. She lnmhahly haul cnnsnmptilm. Jim lx'nch; Nu. nu, Mr. k'mnhavh. Yuu ussumu an air ut' finality that is unjuslihuhlc, Maine was. :1 tluclrinnirc. An uma- zmiun xlcvnrcc uf Lhc Klahhusian itlczt, Mr. L'rmu'wh: Well. all uur :Lrgumcmh wuuhl hc invaiitlaml. if wc :Lclnptctl lx'alnt's x'iuu'. He says Lhzu lilainc wu: nut u wulnzm. and he qu-nlcs: Ncigln llIIth maitlcm ten timcs ncigh. .Mnl hc laughul :1 wihl hnrsc laugh. .IIISJ lx'm'lrt 'lhhcrc is .sumcthing nuctumrctwl zmd incongruous in y: 111' unnculltiun Hf thL' chzmchcr. Ur. t'mulmrh: WCIL 2LT. 162151. LhL'rU is snmrlhing In vimliczltc my zlrgnnwnlzuivv tnhc in thc psychiral mmnmtzqmcia which pur- vznlca Llu- pm-m. Him lx'uch: Yum um that paint 1 am L'I'LWhllHl'lS tn Lhu point of lwingg infamous. Ynu assuredly hun- UXtL'l'l'lElliZL'tl the muliw. hut th- mmhh- with ynu ix that yuu huulwrtcnth' imrm'crt anrl czn-Hmry is the I'L'bl'lll. 12h 04 ?Report. .3! hi J NOW duth 11w inmy li'liX Ix'nvh Incrcusr his story Hf dullnrs. Hy writing fur the Tl'ilmnu fulk. Thu iluiug5 nl' Lhu schulzu'a, Thlh Hltk- .IIL'rmum gush his xlnug'h. .Xml wnmimca. 1n: LLUIF muaml; Thc mnml'h unc thm 1111 sian knnu'. Bk KHIIII'EIY H111I1N;11,11Af-1'd.n ! p , foe S Complaint. u$ 39g :35 Icll talk x'un Ixum' ultl prm't'rln, Ich rhjnlxu rh-fru Hichl much: I'Tlr WIJICK' '1le hiLlu tin lilllt t'lllk'k Hut VL'lll tn lawn Ilic HuLch: Lvlui x'cn rlzh' little Cluck gal u'llmzhlml. luh llLl'ILt 'IwnuM mmnl it 13m; Tn wu' it 1131. lml :lrn ivh I'wllwi Iiin mm m lirm sztx'L-h m inT WWW Meets Annually af the Lyceum Theater Ask fhe gays 1' 127 WW$WW Wonsz'ear Ladislas. bat .09. 4 v. Vuilfl un suldat brave Qlti est un officierc Slave ll vainct tout lv mnmlc MIN ! :51 um hlumch Maia lcs fummcs? Au fait ll m- fant qu' il lug. mnmtrc mm hrzu' purtraitl 23; ,3; 04 Wodem Warcz'ssus. Java; Punt Hlill-x' lninccl at llcarl. He sadly Sig'llcil. I will lwtzllcc me whcru the quiet waters roll Aml seal Inc :11 the fair lukcls mlgcfl lac criml, Aml in its crystal sec tlw bulging of my soul. Thus Willy spnlcc. Anrl straighwa-x tlllel llL' wum Along the curvml antl wcll-warn britllc-pmll That lml unto the laku Thurs.- tlitl ho vcnl ln murmuruus whispers all his wrath, 'l'lu- whilc he 53!. zmtl gazcll. 'llllcn saitl, 'ZUI, me! If lmt the wutch L'Hultl lh'l' image whom- llul lunking in thv clcpths I :mly sce l I Quack, quack! Quack :lll:1ck!! l lukly llml! 11 gnulsulln 12H HOW TO WRITE AN ENGLISH 13 STORY. -39. t? 1. Lily thc $CL'HC. if lmmihlu. in the Ctmnlry: tho shurtcr thv Jury, the nu rrc cnunlrihwl thy phtcu. ll. Ifmhullish tho wuHs Hf thc huusv. 31111 at tht- samv timu .xum' stury. with ancestral lmrtmits; framvs art a necessity tlr ugh they may be tarnished. Ill. The hc'ruim- must In: ugly; try to intt'whtm- frt-rkh's: tcmumbcr JUHL' lfyrc. t N. 1.7Xut written by a mumhrr Hf the class. l W. The hcrn must hr :1 prig: if hL' has any faults thcy must he purccivcd by 11:: mm hut thv huminc. whn i5 ncarhightctl Emil will erUrltth them. V. L'hihhtcu are a luxury: this giwrs a lifc-likc tune. V1. anus and full uxplnnutinns 0f all fureign wards and phrase; whcthm' uxplnincd hy the context ur nut. must hr gix'cn: place hUCh nutcs in as lnrcnnincut il punitiun 2L2: pussihlu Yll. Thu usv uf tht- first liUI'SIIIl is zulvisahlc: this gives: thc UCCChSaI'y idea uf cnnceit. X'lll. Try to sccm'r 2m autobi:.tg'rapllical lung as ilL Thu O-zunm' 0f the Gay .Uz'h'x. nr Lift in High Smitty, by :1. mcmber 0f lhc Royal Family. 129 Father- Time. I'Iickory, Hickory Dock! Thcy would not heed the Clock! T116 suft-cyml Steady would not go Because he lovul the Maiden 50.! Ix'irl'mry, Dicknr-v Dock. Sweets From tbe Sweet. I was tempted tonight XVith 11101215805 kisses: She thought she was bright. Kthn she tcmpted tonight, But I always do right1 Such rights would he blisses 'Werc I tmnptcd tonight. With my lass's kisses! May I print a kiss on your check fair Miss? Shn- nodded demure permisgionr- And I rather guess. we went to press And printed 21 large edition! When Wellie Smiles. W'hcn Nullic SIHIIL'S. thc wlmlc place 544301115 Atttmc with Ulcc-Club harmlimy; A labyrinth UI g'ulllcu rlrcamri. I fuul instcad 11f chemistry. The halI is like thu Park in May: I fear 11:1 Cl'llcl ineatruclnr'h wilus, Thc gunshinc makus a ?ILmk SCCIII A. Xthn Xullic SINIIL'EL XYeIrc nut aversc tn wrsc. yrm sec. It slums Hur versatility, 11 Mufn'Ud. 130 WILD oqNIMALS WE HA VE KNO WN. jUMBo, cmam When Jumbo. dear. came up tn schuuL As any one plainly could see, Alas! his reception vas ccml. Only one x 'its a shminw lcsa crucl. The kind 111d surnamed Tedeschcv When .Tumhn. dear. came up tn Hchtml. If mamma down in Zumhn Zuul Knew the facts, how she'd sadly agree: Alas! his rewption was cool. For many an elephant-fmrl Had been taught at our classic U. C.. V'Vheu Jumbn. dear, came up tn school. And quite overlooking the rule, They asked for no $5 fee hAlas! his reception was cunlJ Was it spite? was it jcaluusy's fuel. That hack to the Zno he must flee? When Jumlm, dear, came 11p to schm r1. Alas! his reception was cool. 151 Saatfzhampfon, Jan. 23, 1902. Dear Miss Washig: A5 190 farther from Cincinnati, I feel drawn towards you with greafer intensity. I miss my surroundings and you your sur- rounder. Ilana' safe here. Elly heari beats. If may interest some of your friends f0 know that Ian: your 33. f. Solomon. ll 0m- :5!' My .'Tltmy. QUEEN OF SHEBA. J cl 6! J U4 Hrrc lilsc lx'aschig plays the stately part, The i'nyal Queen 0f Shelia from the llihlv, t l may sht- bu intent upnn her hmrt .Mul HCVCF think 111' suing: 115 fur lihcl! Antl when the ancn Hf Shelia heartl Ul the lame Hf Sulnmcm, sht- cums to 11mm.- him with haul questions. Aml Hhc camc h: thy LilllYL'ri-xllyt along with LiElllllJlNllS that Imrc ll. li.'5, aurl with gulil which was lacking m the pocltub Hf thc stmlcntx :unl with rich apicus which were lacking: tn the lunch mum: aml uhL-n relic wux' chc II; Sillnmun she L'nmmnncrl with him Hi all that was. in her h art. Annl Hulumcm lllltl her all hL-r ilucstixms. nnl' was thcrc any thing cunccrning thc numu uf llrclwu nr uf livncllict which hU tnltl hcr nnl. And it calm- tn pass that what Sulnmun hzul lllltl her all. he lllrllcll zunl went nm his way tn his nwn mummy :hllli whun ht- hail vumr 1n his own cuuntry. UVCH m the Innil ul' lnclia. hv m-nt havlt tn the lJLlL'Cn ul' Shchu. tht- prrmfg Hnil the 1 lurlgcs :mrl Lhc witnesses Hf his minll. li'ur ncitlm' rln mun light a Cillllllt uf luu- ancl put it nnulcr :t lJIlhllk'l. hilt Im a pustul czlril Ellltl it gin'th tlL'light Ell'lll lnluumll'c IIHLH till then :ch in the institutiun. Let ynur pustuls SH shine ht-fnru tht- smilum lunh' that thcy may su- yuur gnnnl wnrl; :mcl glut'it'y yum- l'nclc Stun. whn is in thc mnil 'lJllSllH'Ehl. CI'HE cBRIDGE. $555 I. I stuml ran the ln'itlgzc in thy muming, As the: clncke wcrc sirildng the hour, MM 21 car umm- ilUH'll McMillan, Uru'as run by ch'ctric lwwcrEI I l. I saw its brighi reHuctimL le it FIIIL'II 1m: with In; bliax waited for a L'mss Tnu'th A Ville 21nd Nrn'mmrl this. H III; HOW IAftcn. I I11, how nften, In the days that are nu more, Have I stand Im that hridg'c McMillan And how uftcn, alas. I swore, IX'. And forever and farmer. As lung as I mmc late, As 10115.: as I want a Vruss Tcm'n. As long as I have to wait, Y. Stern 13am wiII Still dcridu me, Izor breathless. day by rlay. I shall see the Car I ran for Like the Shmnmck sail away. IA-Iftcr I.rnrgfcllr.J-zn.'.j 13.3 Wymtabimm THE ANARCHISTS BRIDE. N -rl The Thrilling Sfory of a Great Sensation, and How She Met It. COMPLETE IN THIS ISSUE. Umptcr Li'l'hv tS't'lquui, In the fastifzuhng' twilight, with Ihk' lust ruclth' run Hf the wt ting Rim shining acl'nss hur lxztgc, and with thc new mtmn nvcr hcr Tight Shllllhltl'. sits Miss thrlmnizml k'nnL Laughing inwardly. hhc htttilch :turhlaly EH she turns Ihk' last page nt- hcr I'avm'itu houk, L-ntitlt-tl H'vhstur-VYAarrest:r-Stzmtlurtl. hy Mr. lincyclulzt'u-alizt tit'ittanim. It has great 1n msihilitica. tttUSL'S she, glancing :tjlztin at Imgt- fc-ur hundred :uul bL't'L'ttty-hix. For :1 mnmvnt shw remains Inst in thnught. thm shc murmurs tcntutiwly. .XI 1351? Uh. rcaclcr. Uh. mclliHuum t'czulrr. At last it has cumc'. Hhc i5 inspiml! Nu light tt'nrk will bllL' Utttlcrtilkk', Nu. Shy will trans- latc :m .u'ntiun into tha- KItChilhiitll clialcct. Chlmfth'r' ILthlv . HYUU'C. Altatcricnthlt has the rumor cuf this wut'k :tplmtrml in lhr HUWS- IJHIIL'T, Docs thc .Mtztt't'hisl fail tn SL'C it? XII. He is a 1111M, hml mun 21nd hr writts In His; thrhumizctl om. t th. hm-l-m-g! He hits rlurccl tn inthnzttc that thct'v i5 11 lulssihility thztt sht- may not 11ndvrstumt hur suhjcct. L'Imfw't'r HLhThC lhtfruxc. Thu rnin- uf Miss L'urhnnizt-el L'unl trottthlch us sht- Imurs her fn-m's tutu thc L-wr hslming un- nf Mr. I'm: l'tzu'lcss. Mt- lIt-ztr 134 ?HE' cHNARCHIST'S SBRIDE-Continued. Mr. liaj'lcss. she whispers. you can :ilnprcciatc my ft-rlings. Alas. 1 now have no one in whum m Ccmtiilc! I rmcnui thv pztclv ago uf pamphlets the Anarchist Rent! Think nf that. H'hcn i found out what the bunks were, and frrnn wher, I cumhl nut but fear that it might have hccn an infernal machine. Think of the notiiiriuty. that an npportunitv lust! XVhat i lrcmhlc tn think rxf now is personal viulencc. I have spoken to you as a friend. Mr. llayless. Imlcucl. I quite fnrg'ut myself and my dialect. You won't put it in the Post, will you? W ih, certainly. says he. 'Whal gmgxl would it do you, anyway. she muses. And liayless. after careful thoughL announces in an awestruck tone: About tifty-sevon ccntsl worth. Umpfcr ilihHmllm' in Nam: Only. ttMr. Koch. calls out the sweet voiCc 0f the fair maiden. 'lHere is a type-writtcn paper containing the substance of my little talk with Mr. llayless. dune into Kochasian. I am sure it will interest you. And by the way. don't mention it in the paper. Fame has no charms for me. Chapter 1 . Mr. Collier. and the vain: 0f tllc petite anti petrifying damsel wavered, I have just hcsli'm'ed upon Mr. Koch a very cntertailh ing paper. Hc'll let you see it, I'm sure. But rmnemher, 110 publicity. no newspaper notoriety, though I realize that the Times- Star is a line paper. Uooribyef' C'I'Iaf'fvr I'l. Hello. is this the Enquirer? I'd like to spcak to Joe Faulkner. Is this clear old joe? I want to ask your advice about sumcthing. Of course you're not to make use of this in the paper. I hate to tell about it. there are only five people in the hall who can pt'nssibly hear. What I want to say is t11i5-. Hut even tht- romantic novelist must not penetrate into the secret fcclings of his heroine. 135 CHIE anARCHIST'S $RIDE Concluded. Cr'huf m- 1'11. Thu V351 hall was tln'ung'c'd with the many thlmsantl readers of mm daily papers. l'lrrm that brilliantly lighml stage stepped Miss Carlmnizcd 02:11! .X huah fell ulmn the assmnhly. .X moment later and you 0011111 nut have gutlcn a wcml in lengrlm'ise. She cum! She slnmted! She cunquered! ,3: L'I-zxx'ul. 'l'hu Cunstzmt vvrdant Frc'slnnan scwms tn turn up L'vcry year, The mnsumt cutter Hunks :mtl St-cms. tn think it ruthL-r qucm', Thy c: nslmltrwurlx'ingr Juniur writes ulch day his annual Thymc, 3:11 thc cnuntant zuh'L'rtisrr is thc winnvr cvrry timv. mm The Goose Girl. :3 .3 v3 .XiLHWHi I'Hix' TIIlt I'lXHLISII SEMINAR C'IASH llx'IIAI X t'lIl-ZM I'Y HLFYI'TJQ HFRFEJHIL F'F'ZXIJLI HJ-lthx'XHi THE HHHSI-L-HIRI..' Su- thu g.gccw lw-nczllh 1hr lrcc. tizltll-L'l' rnund thc gtmsc-girl's kncv, XYhilL' 2411c rcmls them by tlw 110111. Frmu tho Wurks ul' Sch!:-pcn-lmu-Cr. llmv pnitirntilj' lhc gccsl- lLt-ICHEI. Hut tln they l'L'AEll-h CHm-prc-hmul What Sch:rpL-len-cr's driving: at? t Jh, nut in all; hm what ut' that? Nci-thm' iln I : 11L-i-I'htr clucs shy: Aml. far that matter. nm- :luus MW abata! 13h a arw fag iii 3; 915' E ii 5:71 rm W H. jONES. Jeni On many anntherfc. axle-n-ec The Sruphnnmru jonesy Stands: H. Jones, a whecl-lcss lad is hm hVith great and guncruusz hands: hYuulcl his example might inspire Full many student hands. His. health is good. his. smile m'crsprcmls A check by nature tanned, Hi5 appetite and miml are sound. Aml Elsa says he's grand. He lchnoks the whole staff in the face: Hugvhaving gladly and triumphantly plunked tlllWIl one tlullar :mrl Lu'cnty-hve cents for this. ulzlgnihccnt Annual. cvcry prose u'urcl of which wax written by hand and every vcrse by fonthhc uwes hut any man WM 'We regret that our H'ashingtunian virlucs conwcl us tn announce the finding: of 11 piece of litcl'amrc CIltitlUI. The James Boys in Cincimmth or What Swift has. taught us. V01. xxv, NH. 7, in the hands of Miss Haste. The deplorable annl suemingly ' umvarrantcml event ntturred in April, 21ml was probably Illlt tn reaction from the Carnival. lhtt, H savagc rcaderh ims mix n'r'g ufficd.' 5 ? 33,1 5? -.Eihth-?mv3f3. f hm hm hx hn gthw ,3 ? :4 Jrr A Jailrh am: my 1;. l B l 9: WITH MY FRIEND, THE DEVIL. 2.3: J: $$$- It was. the first day of the Carnival. XVith my heart full ofjoy and my pocket full of changa I stood at Fifth and Walnut waiting for :1 College Hill and Main car. Patience is a virturc I have heard. 50 I cultivated Patience. For ten minutes she grew and waxed. For nine minutes more she shrivellerl ancl waned and s'lnwh' the dcvil crept into my brain. With 2111 fiendish joy I could have sliced and pickelcd J. Keslcy Schoepf. the French president of the Distraction Campany. and his friends. the Board of Self-Service. The devil was expanding his chest making mu fuel that I couId no longer Wear my hat and hold him. Suddenly. while everyune nearby was looking at the string of approaching: cars. he stepped Out of my head and stood beside me. Hello, 0ch man. where are you goingiw he asked. T0 the University. I answered sullenly. KVuH. I'll gu with youf he said. I have my eye on several people out there. Irh'dht want such cmnpzmy. but of course I could only grin and hear it. Vthn thus car cumu uhmg I greeted the conductor pleasantly. Where is Number 0m- ? I asked. Uh, he went to the burn. So I gavu him my transfer and a nickel for thc Devil. Thu Cur taped alum: at larcuk-ncck spt-L-tl. while the passen- gt-rs swuycd and thought evil words. Dust sifted in. tilling tl'lt' air and covering everything. but we rvncnud the Univer- sity dulightwl. hccausc thc muturmzm let us off only fifty yards hcluw the crossing. Before LlH stretched thc magnifi- Ccnt yellow campus, whnsc m'crhaulingg' was commenced only aftcr mic more mumlwr nf the University Board gut a gmuch. I told the Dcx'il ull nlmut Mr. Cunninghnnfs rcsignatiun. 11H ulmut thv patriotic Board. what they had done for thc insti- titm. ctc. Shall 1 SW thc ulmuhvrs hcrc 1:041:13 :u he asked. I swallnwvd thru- times lilu- Stuart Nank-qr in uEmly- miunf u1.111 afraid not. I answcn-d finally. Did every member purchusv tun tickets and I crmldntt h tnr tht- rest 0f the sentence. How cuultl the Devil In: SI! stupid imd hilVL' such littlc idea Hf tht- dutics 0f Htlumtiunul Bnurtls'f Striking :m nratoricul attitude. I cxcluinwd. HMy tlwur sir. why should Hwy Spundl money on frivolous things Iikc this t'umix'nl that will only scrvc to brim: thv ltnivcrsity into the public eye in u hmiruhlc light. It is thr duty of thc 11ml? Stlltiunt not only tn push ail affairs 13H 0f the sort alone, but HIHU spend the mrmey. The duty Hi- the. Board is to qunff concord nut of a nineteen-hnth-d luring:- Cup. one handle fur Drs. Reumy :Lnd Ayers. The Devil cringed before 1113' words of superior knowl- edge, but he did it 5:0 politely that I couldn't take ane-nge. NI see, he said humbly. I'yuu have given me :1 clearer ideaof hounl-duty. Ithith shall cease being: the Devil. I shall join the University Bunnl and I'm sure I shall feel per- fectI-V at hume. We had been walking RII'HVI-Y, hut by this time we reached the entrance. Proudly I pointed nut the silver lamp-prmts. WhOse hgures always udnrn the entrance of :my haIf-way real hecr-garden. The DeVIl liked them but he happened to espy our dearly beloved Julian. our dainty. bashful Julian. the only, the loneiy. the quiet. the original. the umluplicaterh the irreSiRthihle. the eloquent. the graceful. the wise. the wonderful Morgenstern. Hurriedly we passed through the door. HTIS he 5 ejaculated the Devil. Wait, Watch and listen. I whispered; hut Jean Wise and Aurelia Dilhnnn were nearby at the Fish Pond and how could we listen ? A shower of confetti greeted us. After we had picked it from our eyes we saw the giddy Mr, Hamilton smiling sweetly. The hall:- were beautiful and too good for hell. the Devil admitted. We threaded our way through the crowd of professors and instructors t how they did turn out Er t0 the theater where the Comedy Club was playing It Bihi's Boom-Boom t sweet spirit hear my prayer! J After leaving the play. we passed again into the confetti- Iillcd air of the halls. into the hum of gay student voices. Ah! it looked like something real, like Patriotism had really awakened for U. C. after herlong painful sleep. The grinds. those detriments to all walks of life, those dead weights hanging like stones to the neck; of superfluous kittens, those monuments to the 01d order of things. were absent. and the ethical. psychological. logical representatives of take-hut-tlo not-give were swamped in the stream of vacatiem-enjoyine'. noisy. unethical, irresponsil'tle students such as make universi- ties real, live institutions. We must have more Carnivals. Ihtririfiauz. I'm'lj'. Jim's :md HM?HY'IHTI But I forget the Devil. uAren't you afraid the Board wilt hurl you from this heaven of delight 3' he asked. uOh, don't think of that now. It's .111 pleasure imdi confetti, I said as I cleared my mouth of little pieces at paper. The Devil t'as not half-bad. We threaded our way towards Cunningham Hlel. Oh the pain! What should I see hut two typical fake shows! I blushed even for the Devil. XVhat poor taste brought the Glass-hlowers and the Palace of Illusions into our dearly he- 139 loved institution? W'hat miserable mentalit.V conceived 01- such vile infringements on a student-aiiair ? Is this Vine Street or Fifth? asked Satan. - IwaH $30 ashamed that I took him into the Sophomore mom and bought a bag of bees-wax. Then we went to the Gamma Beta booth where diamond-dusted snowballs cmbtiw- cred diamondqlusted girls. who served diamondwdustcd ICC cream to diamoml-dusted purchasers. Occasionally a few confetti were thrown in to aid digestion. Ii Ten cents, please. One certainly got his moneys worth here. Where vise in Cincinnati. could you get so many ingredients for so little money ? The Devil looked with de'light 0n the girls in diamond- clusted white. but we turned away and llicd us elsewhere. We.- came to the St S. S. smoking room. it What do those letters stand for '3 asked my companion. HOh that is the Stingy Smokes: Sold ! I answered. HVVIIO is that girl with Japanese eyes ?'H Miss Hultman. Don't you vanit to meet her? She is. the original fevcr-hiistcr girl. Eisic. Miss Bultmnn may I present my chum. Mr. Smith. I said shaking her hzmd. uUu-utch ! she ejaculated. i'I'm glad to mcct youi Mr. Smith. 00! PUD - PLlh ! Now I want you to quit, Stanley Granger. Elxic disuppczircd in :1 storm nf confetti. hotly i,mur-suing' tlw elusive Stanley. Pussing the Senior czmtlicw scninr in 1mm: ways than Lanai we reached the grccn EIINI whitc hunth 0f Y. C. P. HAml what dues V. C. P. moan? Don't ynu know? I thought the Devil knvw every- thing. IVhy that means Vaccinated Championr; of Purity. We spent :1 pleasant thirty minutes hcrc a nice enjoya- hlv quiet thirty minutes. drinking: 1011101111119. winks and two fingers, withuut it liccnsac. cht wv pusswd m1 inward Hamlin Hull. Ah! 'I uxclaimrd my fricmli hcrc comma the Fall Fvw tivulp HUh. no. That IS the Tri-Dcitu1mmth.'I Ith, there is Calvin. Hciln. Czll. Mr. V03. Mr. Smith. Cal and I shank hands. Why wvrcift you in the play tn-duy ? I asked. 'WIh. I hnvv nu time for such ITiYUIHlIS things. I only tiiiic the heavy part. Ithn thuy :u-zkwl you to iu- in the play what liili you say ? naked Satan. ILITm-m WclL they kncw it wmtlxl In.- uxclusx to ask mu. That ware trm thin. Wundingnur way back tlnwn thc 112111 wc pussud Miss; KuclL hut wv Cutlitilft spunk tn In-r ?lH Wu 11nd lL-ft our 1111;:- ilTitlfJUtl fiik'tiHl'lilTIk'H :lt humc :md rmly hurl um puckct editirms with us. Thr :uwpi-m'nncc Hf Prufussur Mum. i'lU W111: Icctllrux in Phisics. layins: 1HiTiiKLliIllI FIFL'SH mi the cumicui side mi 140 the subject. made up for the loss of Miss Koch. huwm'er. But before I could introduce the prnfussm'. two Hl'TitW Hut' tered before us. They were Ruth and Hattie. They had their hats on for sake of variety. .. Miss Wahlcnherg. :11th me to present Mr. Smith. Ruth ran her forefinger carefully alum: her right temple eullecting: the stray locks and brushing.r them over her ear. H Miss Uoltlhlnttt Mr. Smith. Hattie rem her hand to her neck and raised the tumbling wisps of straw i 71min I mczmi up into the loft and 1m- iuoscned them again with her harette. H How do you like the University 1' aerel Satan affahly. i'Uh, much? answered Hattie. Mucth 't What are you studying? Benedict's Browning anti Astronomy. Uh, they work us hard. she answered. Yea assented Ruth, deciding: that her mouth would look better open, weR'e been :cading tPerry Kelsof It's deep. H Deep! echoed Hattie, Instructor Baur passing. attracted our attention and I called to him. hut he waved me off superciliously. .' Ah. go away. I'm a ladies' mini, he said. We walked into the Palace of Illusions and found Mr. Crunbach delivering a lecture to Miss Hess en the inefficiency of the modern micrusrupe when applied to Dr. Browneis study of Shakespeare and his own study Of mundane morals. Miss H055 suffered in delighted rapturcs and a white dress. Across the rumiL Miss Ruff had Mr. Kinselia cornered. She was telling: him why baseball and lmthing-suits I beg pardon irhase-hail and ilng-rushes should be abolished by law and hathing-elulm fur Tuesdays and Fridays substi- tutecl. The Palace nflllusimisl foresaw. would hecnme 21 Den of Hallucinations; if the Devil werenit removed. an we went again into the main hall. The very Iirst thim.r we met was a huge pompztdor with Gertrude Mushy dangling under it. Following close on her heels was Ju Ju. Satan liked her name so I Sent them up to the tlaa'iee-hull to trip a few. while I went in search of Dicky DuXVitt. KVhere do you suppose I found that bad boy '3 h-Vhy. at the bur drinkingr leniun-tinted water and smoking a sixfer. With great difficulty Ihmught the DeVVitt and the Devil to-gether. H Come out on the steps; and have :1 smoke. said Dicky. So we went out and Dickp did the honors. H These are goods cigars. he said. blinkingr his eyes. The Devil took one. bit I was mi. It was hriek-red. His Satanic Majesty started to light it. when Prrshnscn tame up with Jake Tuechter. tt Come here. sasd Julie, it I want you to hear my latest story for the show. H Ah, 110. .Rnid Ramsey. listen to my sung. I knew it almost iry heart last night Ht the show. 80 Jake told his story and Pruho sung his; sum: and the poor dei'illed Devil lit his Cigar. In :L few minutes he lay writhing at my feet. The combination was two nmvh for his ctmstitutirm. A doctor was hurriedly called and lll'HntILllk'wl it a had case of internal injury. ti - 1 should say. i 141 ODE ON A cDIS TAN T PROSPEC T OF THE UNI VERSITY. 3:99.233 fir'n-Ex'Hey E'geyaurvu Swngrn'; rszgl XENUPHHX. E distant runfs. ye dnmcd tnwcrs. E 'Midst truc-tups grucn. wiml-tnss't. VVlu-rc grateful Science still adores McMicken's holy ghost: And yc that frum the sluty 1mm- Hf Fairview Hcights. the expanse hcluw Hf fuctury and of dump survcy. Xthrc. perfumes and tin cams 1111101154. YVle'ldtl'S- the gay Mill Creek alum: His hruwcry-lmrdercd way. Ah. happy hills! uh. pleasing shade ! When: nft I've slmnhcriu;r lain Ur with some am'rnus cn-cd strayed. A-suffering lnvu's sweet 1min; Ah, Bluert nf tlac Thnrn Tree HeightS. HVhich uft lun'c nvm' put out my lightw A135. thxm'rt vanishud quite away! No mum thy path wc'H stumble thm'n; Thy form Mid szstv. lips scuttcrctl Wound TIN Cmnpur4 ul' tmdnyf 14-1 ODE ON ?ROSPECT OF THE UNIVERSITY-Concluded. Say. Clifton Av'nuc. thuu hast mut Full 1112111; a hefty hunch. As up the rnzld they've gone to gut An cduratinnal hunch. Vth nnw. sinw I'm a graduate. Is Supervising this estate. And eke McMickcn H2111? XVhat childish players now succeed Tu vhasc the: rolling pigskink speed, 01- but the fly baseball? While digs. m1 earnest business bent. Their murmuring labors ply. Hr write nut ponies: tn he lent Tu lazy friends. but sly. Senna wnrid-fnrgctting couples stray Around the halls the live-lung day, And bring the rnseate blush nf shame Tu facultatic cheeks; they lmnw Nut that HER Wm. and 5mm Will shmv The mudncss 0f 21 mum: 5 The Actors change, the scales remain. And .. Prnfs, the tt Prups, stay. tun, Tu ShOUt and 521w the air in twain. Just as Hwy used to do; And lily Imtructorshszune 01d Int. Knowing they kunw, when they do nuti Un whom there are are rm Hits. Uh, no? A Xiczpfvr life theirs is: And m. where ignorance is bliss. tTis fully tn ho Wiscl Il-Nz'rr'fngium in GM v.1 143 IIY'CUEEIHZ Love? In my Wildest dreams of 50y I have not dreampt of such a grace, For they are bounded by the wish To see your face. Because there lives a man like you For me all life is sweet and true, I pray my heart may keep unwaked Its dream of you. You're not my love, you are my creed Symbol of 3.11 that I w0u1d be, Tis a souIr hunger calls for you The best in me. ill. LILY lx'flc'l. Y. 4:.- .a-ztIgs w m w; 159.15!- Qt? i T ,3! Mo 1'; 't-Ssaaa - .. WHEN I KNEW. Not when I saw your sweet eyes read my soul, Not when to me you laid your soul's depths bare, Did I believe that Ihad won your love And that at last you had begun to cara But when you stooped from your great quccnliness To do a little fcolish human thing, Ah, then I knew that I had won your love, Then I believed that you had crowne-l me king. 04 STYGIAN DRINKING SONG. lFROM SONGS OF THE STYGlANS. l e'- at A c3 .3 I. p i ING ARTHUR he was llHltl in thnsu ghastly days Hf Ult'l. A And HLTLTH zmcl sages wept tn SCC him die; And it hurt him much to fail. when hu sought the Holy G1'1Lil.h- U11 the Styx we lmpc tn mcvt him, hyc 11nd lryc. Hur Stygizm hand will meet him luyc uml layc; His wretched Spirit's 1w mming 'rnuml cm high. LVJUNIS 7Rnuml uur tahlc we will mect him, H11 the Stygizm s'lnre Wc'll grwt him, And We'll tap it fuzlmiug keg fur him if he is dry! 11. Vl'hen sitting lrmmd his: lmzu'cl if sume druguus outside roared. His gallant knightr: wnuld gin: a grllcsmnc Sigh. Tu drin: those reptiles frmn the land. he needed much our juy- nus hand.- There's :1 Salamander due him lip: and lnye. Uur Stygiem hand, will meet him ll-Vi: zmd bye. His wretched Spirit's roaming 'rnund n11 high. C'Imrus. III. knew nut :mr wcicty. But pnur Arthurhwne is 111:- l Thus: l'lzlgnus 1ruund hlS tahlc nmv are dry: And his knights are only just 21 keg of line grade: English dust. KVc will meet them 2111 in Hades lryc and hyc. 1 int Stygiau hand will meet them bye and by: : Their wretchcd spirits roaming round on high. ChorztsiRmmd our Stygian shore we'll meet them. On the Stygian ShUl'tt we'll greet them, And welll tap it fnzuning keg for them if tlwf are dry! IV Now, Bicrjunge, fill my stein. lcausc the lagcrls nary fine; And welll drink to lmld King: Arthur 'ere we gm. Let nthcrs sing 0f ladicsl hut uur trunks arc cllevkcd fur hades, And we'l meet him 1rnund I'Jur tahle down below. Uur Stygian hand will meet him bye and bye. His wretched Spirit's n'aaming 'mund 1m high. Chorus. 1 4-5 17775 I LUNCH- GRAB HALE? . 2:; The Lanch- Grabber Tales at LFIIIJ! Tl ITIU VS 'I'U t 1X1 LYA ,I'H'JJ , trou 3! H4 at J! Idrnlngut. HEN that the wintertime is past and gnne. And April has regreenihed each lawn. Putting to shame the Freshmzm's natural hue: XVhen stirring days Hf huuseeciezming are thruuglh Then lecture-hnurs grmx' lung :11: 0111 U. C., And Cutters tune their whet-stnnes up tu D. Then walks zmd grassy slopes and drivingr path Draw willing victims out of Chem and Psych zmd Math ; Then mzmy a suft-eyed. suft-tnngued he-ed lags Tn hrezithe in en-ed ears the same nld 541125: The infant Freshman, then at shurt-kilt age. Remains indnurs. intent on printed page : The erstwhile wise and learned Snphmnure Luves best tn lie cm hillsides. snooze and snure : The Senior? nut illuneestrolls thrnngh the park, Trying each day tn nurse 3 new lnve spark; The new Prnfessur, once so timid-like. an thinks he is the hottest 011 the pike, And wanders through the empty Curridnrx 1Wishing he. tun. might have :1 few umnurs; The new Instructors irnLlnd the huilding lurk, Thin-haired zmd hleary'eyed from nver-wurk. But 'midst this 111! itley thrur1;..r there seems tn he A single gruup which takes things leisurely, And. Iuninr-like, with skill and strange delight. They take to hmeh-zmd take all that's in sight! FT! n11 lockers. tables. deslm. and everywhere That grub can he nhtzlined. with art and care, Till nary a sandwich. pickle, pie nr cake Remains tn even think Hf. much less take. And then weighed down with all their spoils and pride, They march 1111th the balmy park uutside. Tn chaff and laugh. and hunch zmd crunch and munch. With jny divine. un nther people's lunch. There are no Digs. we are ashamed to tell. Arming this group. and yet thus far quite Well 147 PROLOGUEeeConcIuded. They've managed to pull through fur three lung years VVithuut nmre than the usual sweat and tears. Nor is there any dainty hutterily: Yet any there. with but a normal try, Cnuhl make the grub fly with unmixed delight. And then he reaching for the rest in sight! A Jloral C'eizsm' have they mme withzilei It is :1 luxury they're needing not at all: XVhil'e as fc'n' Fouls; impossihle ynu see, As members of the Clara: nf Nineteen-Three ! lflggomeffsfs and 5b0fiwr5 have they mme : They are. all Treczszzrcrs-wnf fund and fun. And Drummers, tun. some nights when they have ted Un stulen sweets. tun rich for ezLSy lied. Their forte outside Hf grub Ul is gossiping, A habit which brings on the tulluwing: Une clay when. utter a divine repast. The talks turns on the glories nf the past. Hf graduated Classes and their deeds, thether nr 1m their credit now exceeds That nf the present nnes, and such like stuff. Then rises But the Beuut Hi and says, That bluff Hf 'grzentl nld times and deetlsf and all the rest Hf thliSe jklulnual gagsiilulck t0 the chest With all Hf them'. Illl bet my farm. he saym tlThat we, the present crop nf geniuses. Cnuld heat their time at such 21 rate of go That e'en the Clncks would bust! Uh. l rlu lmcmzH The Juniors, such of them as are nut quite Tun full for utterance, shriek with delight, And then they hultl converse with gust and Vim. Du VVall' the Small. and Anne the Bird. and Jim The Him. and Stew the Few. zmd Ell' the Belle, And May the Guy, and Hernl the Germ, und-Well. We'd almost nverlnuked King Dmle the Gnuti Butte he that :15 it may. it is thy wrote That they decide tn win the luurels fair, And then 11ml there each swears an awful SXYJELI', And then and there the gnutl work is begun To make improvements n11 the writer: llf ttNineteen-l me. As publiehed in their Annual last year. At last, 2111 dune, itis nnw recorded here. Where all their burning. soulful thnughts are hurled As. follows, tn :1 much-udmiring world! Hum A FEW QUOTES. J'JJ Koch: llclmhl the hritlogmnm canneth. Kath: I want :1 Curr fur lave; :uw thuy very cxpcusivc ? U'ixc: linx can't exactly be called fat. Half: 1Hcawn lies ahnut us. in 0111' infuncy'. $11111 the world does it uver afttr. Gays: nIt 15 111111'1g11ihc1lf' Lr'i'mlharh: I kant rant. Prof. Hancock: .qul hcauty draws us by a single hair. Tlu' Unfurmmm'jz Hlt is a cr'vmliticm which cunr'rcmts us. not a theory. TIN lingr'm'm'sz Wlhnllimns Avernum. Pratt: HD0111 ask for 1'11111' $1212 ask to he Httcd? met: VVh-v don't the 111111 11111111152. 11111111111211 why dmft the 1111211 propose ?h Eun'rc: t Pccking round the Prexic's door. I Still. a cat can 101111 at 2-1 king! Hufclmm: Thu gutnl mother holds 1111.- still a child. Bmu'dict: hl must settle this. matter of the roll call. Hickmloopcr: I fear this discussion is too technical fur the class. 14-9 Wagmmt'ihmgpgwm THE DREAMERSI N IGI-ITMARE OLD UNITY Fclicitutiun to 3115'! C. L'. MA $$$J-35 Tn lhc tlistnrth imaginatinm of my CIIIIIIIbIl mind. nothing was mun' lL-I'rifying than thx: sight HI 3. ImmIeII prufcssl'm Im' tIh-n I I1ZIKI ncithcr ncrw nor Imuu'lmlgc tn say. mi 3mm; rwlly these whiskcrs I. XVIlcn I think nf it mm', I fwl again thy :cuntml bruath from thu UM Sumh Wing, and from a 111am'c aml saH'rtm sky shines tqu'n :1 Imrnt nmngu sun. I am walking tlrm'n L'Iifltm Avenue: Iczm H'ihc is nut with 111:, mm has the name of Ina H'letun croresml 1m miml: in n'l'y truth. I 21111 :1Inmc. I'wfurc me, in the zunlrcr zmrl lvmnn-oulurm light. mar 11w water Imngh. there stands :1 man. It is Mr. I'nrrnt. whn tcrriHL-xl us run of HM. Tmrfwm IHII'IU'UfHI' ItIlL-ru :n'c IilIlt'I'SI. This timc it is :L IMII. Parrut smiles at mu. I am fl'igrhtcan: I lmuw um whither t0 gm; rhu tIemr upms: I am rccciva Incucath :1 sIk-Iu-ring U'ing. HM L'nity, ihc HnI-x' nm- nf it; kind. :till lhruws an-n its doors tu HII. stiII iT stands n11 tIlc cnrnc' 215 vtm-naIIy as UIrI Trinity Stands Mn 21 yL-Ilum'ing page. Hut er flour. with its fake tlnngzhnms, its lu-rnicinns pics. 1111.: urisun. 1 I thy satIHCSs and the pain! SliII HM L'niu SlamIm typifying IIIL' Vury spirits Uf 1111i- vursiiy Iil'c. ycl within all is uhnngwI, Nu Inngur docs 111:; cm- SmIic sip thc L'IIXII' uf Iifv shu is tasting death and tlcvnnring IIII'L'SIIHICHIS thymus. Nu lungvr EIHCS Hurry Rrinhat't pass by with ImtmI hrmth! Yt-t I can nut gricvc when in my mind arises that nu-ssagu tn Mr. M'uhasm which 5n IHLICIICII us leI: IInpu's cuntsic. wmmic baby buy must Cnmc hnmc if I1L' has a little tccnsic wcunsic painicf' XL-iglL m-igh! J haw hursv SUIISC. I rvjnitu: anal Zlh I sip thv IactL-al IIHIII. l .HtutI-Y again the lluptl'l uf 1 chng in tlu- tcxtq 1111011 111v wall: Jul :Iflu'crc uni Hmrr lIiithL-r 'Whitcnml; ur Mmm, emII shining high ahm'c. fowrv .Wriium, th-k 211. Cal X'osl. Thu Strulh Wings; in illCIt'L'tI :1 hircl. THE BUTTERFLYlS FLUTTER. JACK, BE SINGLE. JI'ITII FELH'IYi-ITIUJTK' 'I'U JURY ll. II. N. ,3 E4 u-z TllCFC was nn cluuht ahlmi it. Jnhn Mntthvws war. in ltwc- three inchvs clccp. Thvrcfnrv hu was ufllicrml with SL'lf-llrpl'uv ciilllnn, which i5 El. tcmpc-mrily huprlcrxs 512m: Juhn was in tlnuhl ahum the girl. He was not in lmw with lnx'c itsulf. 'l'hv fact of it was. thuru wL-m six girls. Fur lcn 101155r Illinutvs hv hzul prnmlvrul Ihv quwtiml. llc hatl lilluwll all the girls since the night hcfnl'u. lmt he felt as if llL' hml lmmvn thcm fnrcvur. lmlcul hc Clllllll nut rcnmmhur thc timc wllcn hc hail nut hccn in luvc with all Hf thvm. llr hcuvctl a happy sigh aml put his haml nu his hvnl'thm the samc timc making sure Llull the six lghntngmphs H'H'c in his insillu X'L'hl puclcct. lt was 5n qtmngc that th-y shunlwl all Cunlc Lu visit Miss Tracey at once 21ml that they shnulcl all hu w charming. Em hr rcm'nlvenl to leave it all m chaum 'llhry will all ht at Almrrin's clancr mnightf' he thought. I'll aSIc tlu- lirst arrival to hi: my Holden girl !' l' thvn evening camu he was ncrvnms. Which wuuhl it he? Aflcr :1 waiI of several CClllllriUh. six girls almrarcd arm in arm in Lht tluwrway. It's late. l'll gm LIVL'I' zuhl the mic that chalcs tn ll'lL' first. l'll'l-w Hc went twct: 21ml when 1w was twrntyrmu- fem; from them. they said shunlmnennsly: Liuml cwuiugx L'au yuu tell me. gmrlc 5trangcr. 2m: thcrc ally morc? w The pwplc acruss thc runm wumlcrul what thc hlue haze was urnuml Mr. Matthewa. lie kncw lllzlt llU was born lucky and that he Wulllll chums: well. Ills. 15131 Iluncc wm: with lilcauur. Suddenly he fclt that sh: was thr one. Elcanur, yum danc: Ilivincly. Dunk llEh-anur. draw - Shw go on dancing. Nu, listen. Please dcm't. I will. Not now? Now. HYon are cruel? X0. lYuult ynu marry me. Eleanor? 1 love '; llDonlt. Say yes. No. ch. HXO. m1; cTHE BUQTERFL IVS FL U TTER. 1M yuu mean it? Yes. I mean it. Nu. chf' Nu Yesf linrmnatcly the music stuppcd hcrc and Miss jones came up to talk tn Eiczulm'. John 111111 the next dance with Edith. He had recovered his Cmnpusurc aftvr the refusal of lil izmm' and began 11'; smile at it. HXtht mums that smile? Meagam 1lnulgllts. 1X penny:- Yuu arc twry 1111;:11131, umattcrm'f' an. Miss 1Yisciu111f' HLaugjh if yuu like. I clun't care. HBut I do. Edith. will you marry 1116? JHIIIL yum m'c original. I mean it. Dnlft 11L- hilly 81113-3 lint wc'rc such friends? HAH 1hr butter. Think nf such an uhstaclu. HHbslaclc? H'hy it's an advantage. Ht J11. 1111. Yum llCHI'. 1111115.- Iion't speak s1: cnnlumlltlu11151.11H Jim mull .1'1 111 marry me? ll111uJSRil1lc. HXO, it's; not. 1 HL yes. I'm very sorry. b11l 1 Hmngc yuur mimlf' Ca.an llu. ' X0. 1 cazft, Thank you just ThU same. Hum rcadcn can you 11111 inmg'inc tht' uthcr four proposals. to qlarling Iivclyn, tn my mvn Elizabeth. 10 sweet Elsie; and to my dwarcst Edna? Thc' answurs wcrc 2111 the sump. and Jnlm Matthews went hnmc fueling: 21:; if he had dunc his tluly. It was with a fccling nf Cnmlcsccnsiun that he hugzm 11,: open hib 1111511 1116 Ilcxl 1111111111151. but his mounl hall changed when he fininhccl. Thurc were six pink envelopes containing six pink 111119115. all beginning: Dear julm: J haw changed my mind. and rnding. fume tnnight :md lct mu 11:11 yum mom. .X: pruscnt jnlm Malthcws is living in L'lah. IIc always was :1 lucky fellow. 152 JLNMA. CI-he Wreamerhs tt Werse. ail .8 The Poetts Kindling Wood. 0 that I might find that wood, The wood that the bard sings not of, All chopped by some kindly hand, All chopped and piled up in the shed, Where only thy face, beloved, WOUId shine: from the wooded darkness, Where no harsh creditorts voice. Whole! threaten to break ope my head. To chop it or not to chop, That is the critical point - For genius brooks no wooden rules, And fame is a hard, hard road. Shall I wield the ax? or the pen, Sell the verse mit's so easy? and hire A man for the chopping? Alas! An ode does not equal and owed! 2? s- .r'f '38. v, m. W 63.14? I! an. 7 w M .W WKW$WJW THE MORAL, SENSELESS STORY DAFFY NAN? I'h-licituimn 1n Mlhs I'L A. It i'HainiL yuu went and fed thcm chickens. iii? demanded :l lnwL mearila-like VHiCC from thv milk-hlmsc. be yc hain't. yc huttur hail. Thi- ynnng' girl sitting near Lhc kilchth cllmr neither answcrcd uur mnwcl. Hientlc rcmh-r, .lu Hut think she cunlcl nnt ITIUX'LH Shu Cunhl hut she was lazyJ She had hum paring; Cilinc'lQUH'. er in her lap lay a iiinngcs hnutnuniCrc filled with the snnwvx; pcclcil quzlrlurs Hi the fruit. Huffy Nan! Hain't you wunL yit Thu wicc wris- Cunning ncm'L-i', twhy. ihil .wu axk? lh-czulsc tho pcrwm Who mvncii thL- X'niu- was cunning ncan-H 21ml thu girl tnu'ik hcl' fcct UH the CI'IHCHIZIH' cukc which blllilli 4:11 this table. thurchy 101anng 21 k-mun pit nff a chair nmu the yuiluw cat. and started ilmm thu kitchcn rslclhl. She qazcil zu thy sky. and with u ravishing Sigh. nmrmurcil; HAh! ik-rzulwntm'c. 1 .shall hmm- nsu I'M my pirmNru thiS trelling. just 21:; shy was having zumthvr ravishing sigh ishc was lurucLising np fur the I-vcningy shy stcppui in 21 pan nf mrcrripc lumutucsi This unfnn'sucn inric'lunt Unused hvr tn descend thc rcnmining steps ruthL-r swiflly and Lu land haul fnrcmnst in the ash lnzn'rcli Having cxtriculul hmiscili, SIK' lunkcil :11 the 11511 har- 1'L'1 u'iLh an angry lnm'i-ring uf hcr pcnrilmi cyuhrnwsi 41nd Siliiil lmpcrlincnt CI'EHTUI'L' ! U'ilh :mulhcr timainy nigh Silt' passed UH tnwzml lhc hum yzml. tan fair 111m mate in the lx'intlcrguIlL-n Hf UIML clu nut say that this rumzlrkahh- series. uf incich-ms is hulamhahh: Vim :ln nut lmim'. fur ynu nucl- iiYL'tl nn :1 farm. chiiics. this is u ll'uc .sturyJ Whru Daffy returned tn Lhu kitchen she funnel :1 mil. spare Uili w-amzm with 2111 imi-lutiun luaLthcr wmph-xiun and u hhw irnn hairpin in hm- l'sythi- lmut. L'nuking cmiuns ml the Move. In a fuw mnnwnts Duffy cullccl hur mnthcr :md hl'Hlin' 21ml they all sat nhm'u to thc uninms. rye hrcaul 11ml l'L'cl Labhvclnth. um. playmntv. utc.. 1 furgnt my adjectives. Kluthcr was 122119, gchtic. npnl uiiu liqnu'izlting :qu mcuk. She haul uncc kcpt u sununcr lnmrihng hunky. yon knmv, Jukc war. Mg. lill'gt. hugv. lmlky. i9 Reprinted by permissiun fmm 'l'l'u' lJunm'fft' l'hn'lly llruulcanl, 1:4- The Moral, Senseless Story. and l'HlUl'ii-LTUUSAi Thu fnur am in SiiL'IlCt' until thc illiifllliliih icztthur woman stuffmi 11 whnic nniun in hL-r muuth :tml rmnm-lmrl; Duffy Nan. you've ilL'CJ'I thinkcn' uf thct Jctii-rsuu li'thllgciitf. Thatcher again. Uun't szty unthin'. I know tlstl hug illlfi i won't gtantl it. You hLV gut to marry IJicL-inmn Smart 'Iiullielg'tn the Jetigc's sun. claw hear me ?i' DziH'y Nam h tartl i'lCI' 21ml HFHSC Hum thc tabla saying: Ah! rcah-xu ELlltl ieft the mum hummingr Rip Vim Winkic U215 11 Lucky Man. She wmtt lhrnugh this garden gattc anti 1LL'l'lnis the tiehls until 5h:- camc tn :1 amull tumhh-dnu'n huusc half hiihlcn hy u'tJrIn-catcn apple trccs. Thu ft'nttt dour strmd hnspitzthly upcn and nine little pigs were rumpinp; in the fmnt rnnm, hut Daft Nan followed tht- wcilrtrcuhlun path ninnttml to thy l'L'iEl'. Jefferson d'Ang'L-lis 'iihatchur was. sitting with his fret purchml rm thc crlgc Hf u WEiSil tub. a dog lying unrlcr his chair elml a Chicken perched mt his shoulder. Daffy smiled and saitl. with iiicn Suit an apuiugctic cnugh: There was. I10 IIIUVL'IHUIIZ cxcqlt that the ting cocked Hp lJnC czar. Then Daff-i' Nan realized that the suuml which she sup- IIUSCII was l'l'l'dtit: by a locust was 'Icttcrsun d'ingclis Thatcher gnawing. At this juncture, hrm'uvcr, thy strained Situatiun was relieved by thc clog. which caught sight of Daffy Nun's hc- ribhuncd pct cat and unccrcimmiai1y left his PflSiIiUn iimiur hi5 lnztstcris chair. at thy same time m'crturning niastcr, chair, Chicken. and wash tnh. lRemcmhcr. darling rczuicr. that scenes. like this OfIU'l take place in tht- cuuntryi Una hour later, whm it was. quite dark. Daffy Nan aml jef- fcrsuu rliAngt-lis Thatcher sat rm the from. stcps. Jeff was visibly embarraswd. He shifted his feet and looked limvn the a rattle hkt- 21 road where ilC saw something coming; a whistle thrashing machine, and Iiiickinson Smart Tullitlge. the Judge's 5011, had passed in his new auto. Daffy Nan hcavetl ll ravishing. dreamy sigh t-x'on remember. she had been practicing all lla-Vi and laid her hcaLi on .TeHi'g shoulder while at the same time she drew his arm around hcr waist, Then she raisul her lips near to his and said: jeffel'son. dear. I love ynuf' tDear fellow Itiml-thrower at the gates of love. you may wish to know what you have becn reading about. ThiS story is meant to show how the hm: t'lf a woman may twet'wme all ohstacles-h Even the ccmmiands of a gramhmither. the seriuctions of an auto- mobilc, and thC tliffitlcuce of a country 3w:nlx'el.il.5dit0r Dun-z'ilt'c Daily Drunkarde mgw an$mgm ha: cRUBAIYAT OF CLASS OF 1902 Q9: TIJ'JL' DAVE. I'JII'CR'S l.. 15'. 51'. Hill. H'I'HI Vfl'lfrihzfiuux I'm 0. AC FILLFIIUA'E. 3 e'- e! Jr I. qrETVS swipe this Lunch and eat it hy the Lake: A Tn-mnrrnw such :1 Lunch we czmnnt take. Tn-mnrruw WUH he fired ! A11, 1116! this Pie Tastes like the kind that Mother used to bakeT II. VX7611 gm through Burnet Wands. where you and I Have luzlfcd to let the Lecture Htmn glide by: Such Cutters never Will he such again. To judge from the remaining pour supply. III. This dear old Tree. 1v nv many times We've ' laiC And gruhhcd and smnkcd 11nd cuswd beneath itx shade : Dues it nut seem the Perfumes linger still That had Dukc'S Mixturc :md Wurst hrier-pipcs made. IV. Stunt: Fouls want Name and Money. while mum: die In trying tn swig the Pierizm Springr quite drv. Grin- mu :1 Pipe. :1 Glass 0f Milk. mum: Lunch? A Rica: Bird could not cut as much as I. 150 cRUBI'UYA T - - Continued. V. I came here with :1 fair Cn-cd lust Muv. Tn dig at Latin Pruse; we'd cut that day. W614 gut Hm fund nf Rome in Banks, yuu sec, That we just felt we 11ml tn 11111111 in '11y. VI. She startcd with h' 111111yizuuasizmmt. Then paused and seemed to bu absorbed in Thu't. I took 1:th Lessnu quite to Heart, embraced It. and enjn-vcd the learned Tongue :1 lot. VII. Sumt- fur the Whack nu Hankerings seem t0 heel: Sumc Digs against the Cutters loudly squeal. But my Tastes r1111 tnwards W'nuds and Snlitude. And Freshman Daisies before whom to lined. VIII. The Science: Students have a Lab in which They manufacture HzS, so rich And turn out CS2 each hhmming day. Science may do for some. but .,1Iirht fur Infill! IX. And the Glee Club-l dun : know the Name Of every Bird therein; but yet I claim That each sweet-thmated Melody strikes hmne. And drives me to the xwwds here just the same. 157 RUBAIYA T hConclud'ed. X. Indnurs I never get :1 chance to see 01' spcak unto a single Maid. 'Cz-Luse t' Ht: Iss in de nfhts and makes guings mud ! And so I say again. the XVunds fur me. XI. The Lecture Hunts and Lah Days that I've spent In these IHZifCTHUS hvnudsihuw fast they went Cnmpared tn those When, Fresh 0r Suph. I dug And boned and crammed in vain, nu 146550115 bent. XII. The thuught that pains me must at present is That some fnol coming Senior's ugly Phil XVill haunt these VVnnds next year. unw mine zmd yours. And think the whulc darned stmnping-grnund is his. XIII. He'll calmly swipe and put intu his face Thu: Lunches which our festal board should grace : And if 2w shnuld nccasimmlly Cumc .rnund Tu dine a hit. 11611 tell us tn gm chase! '5? '36 'J'r '2- 'Ii' 54 XIV. It is hard Lurk. I know. but such is Fate, And 54H. nld Pal. before it its tun late, Let's in and swipe amather Lunch, for just A Day, and Nineteen-Twn will quituatc !: .1 h TAMIHAT ! .5: PRESS NOTICES .3: bat .51 us .3: 11'1' uJ'C .111'I'1'1'f!.n'rl' 131' 0111' 1.111111; 1 . 1'01111'5. Thu 51111111: 1111:: is 111L'1JL'51 .X111111:11 that 11219 cx'cr 111'11111rr1. LV'p-vrr'gln' 181,15. Pmu'n'r 1:111111111'11: 111:: 111111 111111;: 111211 11111 tl1nr1111g111y 11111in the Hlipinus. Herman 11111-141111: n11 11:1: :1 surinns purpuw. Pruft'um- Hivlm: L111111111u1111;1111111 dues 11111 11c within 1111' jurisi diction. Prufumn' 1171111111110: 111 11121116 2111 cpuch 111 1115111133 Prrifcxxor Hurry: It's 311 11111-1; t1; 111C. Mr. Xcm': 11 lacks. 1111111; 111355 111111 Cuhcrcncu. 1111'. ,11111-1'11-1': 111111 it possessus 11- a rc111urkuhlc t1L1fQ'i'L'L' C1L'511'11L'FS. force and elegance. Prufmwr131111111111: 1 111111 11 nupcriur 111 cvcrything: nf its 11-11111 vxcvpt whistf 511111.111: Ms just 11111' size. Ell1t1 11 1115 11s cx11ct1y. Pirfmmr'x; Vtry swuctf film Huffman: 11111 1111,1111 about 11. 151131111'1' H1111; It's :111 11119 10 1111: orchcstra. f. Rvmsuu folmf': 1 511311 inlnnhlcc it in 111C cnursc at 1111111111 Hills. fat: nMcin Gatl! Hf's 15 11c front L11 it. Pn'xidmf Ruusc-z'clf: A 11131111111111: acl11c1'c111c11t 111 111115111 11:!- mg? 1111113111 Rcdd: And 511 is. 111v 5111111131. awry 11'01'11. 11111113 Flrixr'hummz: I am 111111111 111 119 31311111 of such Cincinr nutians. .111: 5111111111113: 11111113 ctlimr is a keen 111,11111g 11121111-j1151 think how 11? cuts! Our Fricnd HUS DCI'H: 11: 15 inducd a warm numlwrf' Biddiv 111111'11111': 511111115. great team work. There is IHUI'G rca1 112111 111 it than 111 Spanhling's League 11111116. 1 511:111 haw the Reds adapt its hitting tactics. F YRADORA. use a :2: 06b: Unmusfcal Comedy, in One Act and Many Actions. 5001? JJJ' Mhh. rmfhm' 0f lemzs . Hrmumt', f?lmfr .Mu .Hmuf .Yuilriug. H'I'H'tmmim 7lmuxltm'tuu umi Rv- j'rfufx. Xrt'lmfx' .S'yxh'm of Small C'n'mnyc. Jlnrhvr timmt. um! Gc'urgt' K. linnH'x lhtlim Knife. .Uqu by Dzrrrm' Rmm'v, .Stmtgqx :ut'fhuuf . Jym's. L'hai'avh'rx. Infelix jay Colic ? Earman Urziyhnis . 5 11W HO'Y Rupm'trrs Ut-nrgc llmil .......... L'Immmmlcr Hf tht- Empcrnr's guard zmrl Ucarcr-iwChicf Hf the L'HFthW. Carl Cantlhrt . . . . . .................. . ...... .A Saucy Devil Cailmv Yox Mt practur nihil I ................. Thu Jiny Actur Sapuiiu Sapim .......... Thc Reincat'natitm of Latin Literature Jasinosncczki ............................... X Russizultwitch Pretty Maitlcns. Uthers. Ttlcphoncn, Stmlcuta. M'amlcrers. and the Famous Infantile Technical L'hurus. Sutnthhc L'orritlw'. AIML'MHN'I: Thu sucrct Jr-YTHIIIHFZI Hand having hccn cnrgatlizwl, lnfclix jay Coke and Harman Ih'a-x'lcss. the hwy repwrtcrs. try tn IHSL'HVL'T the inner workings uf the association. But the liamL like the, Mandolin Club. kcups 11mm. Meanwhile the action is cnmplL catcxt hy the untrmtce 0f the lather characters tmtii the hwy rc- purtcrs, feeling tltcl'l'lselves grtm'ing gray in tht- scrvicc. giu- up in disgust and w; out In help the wnrkmcn sump dirt on thc campus. Iintm' xmdvufx, tt'fvjviumvrx. ch: Dy HIE lun'vr chmr: 1hr fumnm Infamfflr 7'rrhmful Charm by HM hurl: dum: Opuuiug tdlmmx: Thu far-famcrl Fyrmhnra llaml Are we. U'urking lelti :a'hirking. heart and hand YHU see. In unr TL'IlfJH'llCtl mni rarc rcttulitiun. 'We keep to the prescribed trmhtinn: So if Lhc plat you would HUI lost The Argument ynn mun peruse; Vt'r arc the lfx'rurlnru Hand. Ifnft'r t'm'lurt' Hui Urflmu I'UI: Ah. ha! zthts? fuarsnuth! l .1111 11ml- Inc! lint lztufihz Iiirfcr tit'm'gc Broil :t'ifl: rt'd fin. Gmrlgc Brm't': Lzlthus. antl gents, yntfll hun- tn Clt-ztr the 111th. Cl'mrnx: Vt'c'rt- waiting for the lch'pht-I'IC. Gorn'gt' Broil: 1 rant hrlp it. those it my orders. lhl F YRADORA . litrfri' 511111111111 5111111171 from xfnmc. 51111101111 15111111111: T111115 1x. flnm' 1x! Yes, we 11:1111- C1assic author- ity fur the 1181- of a singular verb with a plural subject. See Cicsm. page 911; Horacc, pugs 5713. Emfvr- 11111111031111'1'31'31' 1'11 11 1.11511. J11111111Xirvmki2 What is 1111: 111attcmvitcl1sky? Gcorgr Hrail: You must clcur 1116 1121115. 171111111: All right, 17160rge. lfurrr Furl 1111111111111. 511111111: xwvctiy. firm'm 11.111611111111111. 7111-6115: After a Whilti Hearge. Ucnrgr 131011, 11.1'1111': .X 5:111 51111111 lights up my wan features. 11111 1 1111151 be firm. They 11'111 neither hear 111.11- heed my 11011151 113111111X! ,1'11111'1103111105131: He is goncski. vamoowd. 6111111317 Broil: Anon. 2111011. 131111'1' CczHOtU 1-0.1: 11111111211 1'1L1': My c1111. Hist! J113111uxir1'1zsk1': History? 11111107111113131'1? 1101:1111 t111r1y-thrceovitcl1. L'p stairsky. 1111111711 1'01: Thou 11.11.11! 3111 so is genius served by base 1112111- kind. 1 5112111 11111111111111 211111 far from 111C 111arldening crowd. cmnnnnw amnngsI 111151111. 511111111 sfridvmiy 10 1111c 311111 11111111111111: 11151 11: 11101111111. 51111111111 5111111111: 11y jupitcr'. Quin diam. 111 11511 lit L'ctcra. licce! A veritable Roman! 1711111111: 11111111 11111111111114. Mr. 53111111, haw.- 11111 1151311 l'ear's- 511111111111 511151111: Furhuar' 11.1111. 1 511011111 say nut. 1 1111:2111Atl1at 15111621135 11111111 1111 1'11ar111q 1111' 1111', I prefer C11erics11t11alis 1311-1161111 11' 111-:11111115111131'5-v t'hnrux: That's i111p111lcncc. .3'111'1111111 51min: 11111111111113 f1! 1111' 111'1111'11gl11'x: 111111 11 you insistw 15111351. 1111:: is 1111: 11211111 1.11 3111:1011 1x1111111- 11 i111 1111111111115 111311111113r 1111-11. 11121111 :1 Iumc. 11111111311 1 urgil Tntkcr 111-21114 111:4 111111111 11195 ancient Ycrgil just 1111' 9.1111111, His 1421111115 11111 111w 111111111 11:11 1111111111, 11111111511 1 1151a 811111.111, J.11111110111111:1'31Z .1111! 111,11 1'11111'511151'511'1'. C'm'l 111111111111 111111111..Jr1:1ls11'1 : .X 111:111 11f 311'. Sapirds intelligence nuvcr pairs 1111'. 1'111'11111' 171.1 . Tu 111111 111' 11111 111 111111. that is 1111- 1111c51ia111. f1111111111-1111123191: Ynu'il 11111113 111115111, nr 111 81111101. 11111111111' 171.1: 111-311-1151 Yuur 11:11'111111. Mr. Supirn, 1111- c1111- 1111111'. 1.1511 Amdauw! i 511111111111 511.1111'11 Xingu 11111111111 1111- Latin 111111111- 11'111151' 1211111- will 5111111- forever 111 1n; 51111111111111: :15 :41 11111, 111-111211' 11:11'1- 11511111 11111 51118111111115 5111111111 111' rcfusa-rl. 1111: 111111111 11111-11111 111ml L'icL-rn HCCHIHV 1111' 11:11111-K- HAI'HLIH, 1'11111'113' 111' 1111111111115 T'1J11'1'A'2 Mr. 111111111111, 11'1111'1 um 51111:? 1111'! 1111111111111: 1111 5111111; 11111 1 11-11 1111' music 211 111111112 I 1111111113: 11111 1111-1151:. ' 1111'! 11111111111: 1111 11111 111 $11111. 1.1- 1 111111111 511111 x 1'11I1UF 1111: 1112 F YRADORA . Shmh- ltf thc Shchcring Litth' LIK'HM Truw' that LISt'tl tu R'race Lhc L'mupus. Ilmwwr. hCl'U Ullllt: thc l'rcm' Maidens. I'H sing with them. liniar tln' Prvffy .quzh'nx tlHU, Hn' Kind .S'trx. Carl LEthirt, Iilsc Rusllly. Valet Elm'sulc. lh-tty the lintturih' .anh'uu's. jun Pshaw, Ruthless .Miult Huck. Edgar McMuakinster, 171: :ssiu thrzunt-I Hmnh', Shaksperc lx'cnnuh: Edith Unlikuu'iSu, Dickie De VVittV. Mavhc Dt- Vx'itt Spellmira Kind Sim: t t tell mu, prt'tI-Y Ilmirh-ns. Are there any more :11 Ilughus like yum?! PrcHy Jlaiu'mx: Thcrc are u few, kind air. At H'ahmt Hills. 21ml 'Vt'umlwztrd, ttmf' Kind Sim: Then tell me. pretty maidms. H'lmt thew simplu little maids will :10? Pretty .Umdt'm: Kind sir, they'll mme 11p tn the Varsity. Takc Frcuch and llihle, YOCLLH Kind Shut: Lhmu take a little walk. I implore, in the ClllTithJT. For I tlmfl 5LT Jm'. IMH' l'n'uft'ssm' More. Prtftvv Jlar'dt'us: You'll he served with a notice if ytthrc SEEN. Ltmk nut! luok nut! IIcrc Cumus tht- Dean! Slow music. tlzmnit'r and lightning. lintcr lufcl'ix fay Cukt' um! Earmrm Hi'ayit'sx. from Hm Dt'uu'x Ufffcr. lim'uum Hm-rr'ms: Allow megyour fntngruf? What are We hurt for? Juxt'rmmtn'5'cf: Fur the plutttHchitCilslqu - liarmau Hi'uylc'U: Hut haw.- l m: suriuus purpusc? Hnrkun tn the words Hi the poet: Lift is. rcal 21nd carncst very, Amt mere pleasurc's not its guzll. 'Eat aml drink and make thou murryf Was not spukw for my Scriom. lufty. ccmmmic. elevated. and fully-muimml-witlralltlatcslA appliances soul. C'alirm' l'cu': Futtl trcasun! Knowest thuu not that to rccitc puctry in my prcscncc is a crime? Supufio Sapim: Like the small caninc of which Acmp tells us in one of his inunnrtal fablcs. if Callow me can't kill us. llL' doesn't want any one ulse to do thc juh. C'lwrux: A plus. Your cum-crsntinn shows unity. mews. cnhcr- enccu clearneszs. force and clcgancc. Itmintm'rm'ski: liet untslq'. Charm: Your's ducmft. Eurmmz Brcrylcxx: If life were not so serious 1 u'uuhl sing for you 311. Car! C'uuHhrt: That wuuhl IJc switms in itself. wcmltln't it girls? Charm of fcmininc z'uz'rrs: Yb: indeed! tAsidnJ What tlid he say? fallow I'UJ': Lathes and gentlemen. the immnrtal Shakspcrr can no more equal the rising young gcnius of your miclstiin his own line. than Mr. RichardiMinnic Mathlcm FiSkEi SutherniH'iHardiKlansfmhl cam act its I can. I refer tu Infclix Jay Liukc, assistant mhtor 0f Cincinnati's. grt'att-st and only threwcent nmming paper! Choruxz Hooray! C'aHmv I'UJ': Behold him 111m: His lips part. Hr IJTCIMLFLS tn 163 F YRA90RA. utter a few of those ruharkahle combinaticms uf words whivh hm'e rmwlutiunizetl the English language. qucll'r fay CVchcc: The world than which between arc exists in SjJElCC-it Jhiurnro-wo-o-h'. Eurmuu Brayfcxxt A5 I remarked before, this life is the real thing. 11 L: serious, 80 3111 I. lhlt who- am I? Uhorm tzviflr tfa'r'ximrl : Harman Uraylcss, who hcars much. but crooked! Cur! vamffhl'f: Lttmk, girls. what's the maltcr with 111 felix? Calinw I'n.1': Look how he tears open the forty-sevcn largc-sizccl envelopes he has fmmll in the mail-hux. Ltmk how hC tears his. hair. Forscwtll. fan-stcven :ij the fm'ty-cight 1112111117 scripts he sent out. have been rctm'ncd! Alas! The fwrty- eighth was misplaced by the editor. Infm'ftl' fay Calm: I shall do smnething desperate. I shall sing! t smgs. t I write for 2111 the jnm'nals and I send them pmsc and vcrsc, I smd them light and serious stufft I send LliHusc and terse: The mails are heavy with my jokes, My cssays make them fight Hut brilliancy is wagtml ml Such mimls' Hgyl'nizm night. Clwrux. Rrjcctml. rejected, 1 unght tn fccl tlL'jCCtL'll. Uccausc a fL-llmv cditnr My genius will nut sum '1 th say. It's nut availahlcf Itts curtainh' nut salahlc, But the Unnnm'ciell Trihnm- 1.:- gmul cnnugh fur me. Thu Yunfhlv L'nmpcmr'uu has hum lllC5$UCL .chl .Uumwj' :lml .Urflnrr, Thu Standard, I-lurpcr b'rriinm .t, Thv Smurf 5N. tn he sure. Thu Ltnlr'cx' Hump t'amfuminn XYill t'zn'hmfs lf';'crytul'm'v, I've run ruisml my hulacs up tn Thr: Farm tmu' Ffrcxidc fair. Ch Wm. RL'j tctwL rcjctlul. L'lct Unngv Hrur'f: Ladies and gmts-- ILcIt'rlttztz Hr'arvx'hzuz jtitst a nmmunt. i iL-utgc. U'hy :ch WC hx-rc? lufr'x'm Jay tukv: H tun m'tmt l'vm'mhcr, V111 Hut Quint: lu he Till .1 mumgh tn tcll y-wu. lh'uthvrh' lnw its much. lmt as XI HUleICb h- Rnux Hus. Hnsim-Sa arr hnsincss. I 1 ' . . t t .. ' . , .. . ' Ltmmm birtthm 1 NM I tlt'ttttll Ltl-t mrtlnns Imrlnmz I shall gm ahnm 1t tactfully. L n11 :mylmtly hurt- givu mc am- facts :thum thu I'yltulnru Hand, nlhl-m'im- knnwn as thv'AmnI- gamutcxl Fii't Ihmr .hsncinliun? Luffu-h' I 11.1': Silctlm i5 gulrh'n, J-t 1vuh--- ,..' --' ' km mun liftIJILA-J. .Xnal xltttth 15 htlu-t am 1113 tmckut. N mn' km rhmluq Izlth'Fu In hnvc yun' pictures in tho 1 :13'1', III4 F YRADORA. Unu'gr Emil: L-IL'EII'; I'HI'UHJ' Jay Ullrr: Am! warmer. Dulfl hulhcr us. HL-cnrgu wu'rr getting a scoop. Gwrgv Bmil: Slmvvls tmtsidc cm the cmnpus. plmsc. NHW ladies and g liurumu Hm-w'm'xz Thafs right. licurgv. 5mm tllClH all away. I want tn lclulnhonv. IEIH C'I'mrux, winging Hc' M if .m fnlfih'ly.' Priurif'm'x .vfamf nu their hrmfx. L'He'lxu N. WWW The c13rfafge of Sigbs. J J 2:; $ Faith. 'lia there that lhu Hum'rcts Hrst hluum in the spring: Ancl the man whu :lunius it is stupid. .Xy. 'Iis. there that the Rubin swms first tn try wins: While that rnhilll wingcxl rascal Hun Cupid m the l'airs sulitau'y. clnsc tngcthcr. unwary Lila the Coclxumhin Sparrnw THUS his small I'um' and Arruwt Down by thL- Rustic Uridgu. Faith. 'lia there that l qrrnllwl cm thc 'l hirrwnth uf May With 2! Maid l cnnsillrrml elivinc. H'hcn Nature just scumunl tn crrzltv such :1 day Fur thy telling Hf Lm-r: such as. mine. There I tnM her my Talc-lml I felt my huart quail. Fm- thc Siren she spurned me, And laughed. as she tumL-Il 11H: Dimm-l'gx' the Rustic Bridge. 0 GENTLE READER: Take the ildViL'L' uf a distracted Eilitnn 21ml hmk nut upon the Annual until it is. Road! In; :3! ts? MANDY LEE .3 a: g;? The Lament of a U. C. Graduate now at Columbia Law School. J$Ju$ 'Nezlth the shade of Wind-tusscd beeches, hack of dear uld Hanna H1111. Therctsa Juninr girl a-sitting. near the ivy-cm'ercd wall ; The passing-hclls arc ringing. but she. lingering. thinks of mu. Fur they sCCm to say fur hen t'Cumc hack? uh. Cumu- hack to thmd-x' Lu?! CIIt IRI'S: Cumc you back tn 'Mzmdy Lee. Your sweetheart true I'll CVUI' bu ; Can't ynu hear my heart zL-thumping. cause I am your .Mzmd'v Lee 7 Uh. come back tn 'Mzmdy Lee. VVniting' hurt at Old U. C.. XVlwrc Hid Benny roars like thunder as 11c r lads philusuplly. Her eyes were blue. her tresscs had a duucy golden sheen. While her figure :1 queen! And when at first I km-w the deal . n-hugging hunks was she. wcll. sufficr tn say. she was indeed Till I became her Bunk of Lm'c. and she ttmk tn hugging my! In thnsu days she did ahhnr Latin. 'czluw it was lwcfurc I had taught her uf the dcpth of meaning in the ward Lunur. 011, to he with tMund-v Lee. etc. Hm WAND Y LEE. But those dear old times are gnne now. and their likes are nut for me. The're 1m street-cnrs runningr yet between Bruudwzly and 01d U. C. In New York here I am learning tn believe the 1112111 who says That Hthe further nff the more a fellow lover: his cullcge days. Ah. the dear Hid CnHege yells, And the luimratnry smells, The cave-n'-thc-winds, the luckcr-rnums, the noisy passing-hells, Back there with my tMandy LEe. etc. 011, why vasn't I cuntented with an easily-earned A. B. Instead of turning here to get another foul degree? This place is not a cullegeejust a mill thatK-z 0n the bum; Culumhia gives me headaches-frnin U. C. my heart- achea come. Dig and dig on every hand. Law I cannot understand. For my heart and soul and happiness are in another land. With my little tMandy Lee, etc. Take 1110 hack to Cincinnati fI'HIIl this hurrid t' legal mill, Take me tn the dear old tVarsity. upun her wind- :m'ept hill; For the passing-bells are ringing, and it's there that I would be, Back of Hanna Hall, zt-lzlzyingrnh, thatk the place for 1116'. Yes. back there at 'Vursity, There fnrever let me he. tNeath the swaying. sighing beeches, with my nwn true 'Mandy Lee. That would be my Trinityi Spring, and tVareityy and She: While thruugh npcn winduws Benny thundered nut philnsnphy! H 7711 J.'fl?'lYuHrI.Im' 1H lfltxi'lwh'if J'l ImeL in? KWA ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. ,3 vs: vs: I u Du. Aymcs, THE-H'nlx'KHNS-S 01: 'rHHWYNIVICImnY X -.. PM: CUMI'AXXZ FUR TIIHIR KTNIJVHHH AND ASSISTANCE: . AM: THE AM . IL'A. LPRUL'F s Exmmvmc: ,3 0' n MR. DRESSER. Tm: UEMUAL I-HnTrhtlItAl'HER m ILLF 'Emmmvc'rloxs. 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