University of Wyoming - WYO Yearbook (Laramie, WY)

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LILLIAN G PORTENIER ROBERT W. LINDENSTRUTH The catatonic stands so still, The hebephrenic ' s really nil, But alcoholics are a kill, We-11, Peo-ple!! If your stock should have a pain From eating too much hay and grain, Lindenstruth will make them well; His knack for this is really swell. £ WALLACE BIGGS L. FLOYD CLARKE In Journalism ' s hall of fame There dwells a Mr. Biggs, by name; With Unquote, B I., Wyo, too, He has no time to bill and coo. A course for future doctors Is taught by Dr. Clarke; You have to know what makes you tick To get a real good mark. 28

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A. J. DICKMAN Ooo la la, what have we here, So fresh from gay Paree? It ' s Dr. Dickman, no one else, Who ' s screaming out Qui, Out ' !! HENRY HUIZINGA Huizinga in zoology labs Cuts up toads and cats and crabs; His students all dissect with pride Specimens in formaldehyde. GERD W. HOLBORN Mr. Holborn, in three quarters, Tells the fate of all reporters; Newspaper work is just his meat — A man like him just can ' t be beat. ALFRED T. LARSON From ancient Greece to modern time Dr. Larson leads the climb To greater knowledge of our past; One course from him won ' t be your last. 27

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DEAN G. NICHOLS CLARENCE H. BOWER If you like to gab a lot, But correct dictation you ain ' t got, Go take a class from Mr. Nickols, From then on out, your speech just trickles. Through the microscope Mr. Bower At bacteria germs will glower; One day the germs looked back at Bower; Now they ' re swooning by the hour. REED W. FAUTIN A. F. VASS Over our heads with many a quip Fautin cracks a long, black whip; A wildlife conservation director, Of big game animals he ' s protector. In agriculture, Dr. Vass Takes his little farming class Out to see what makes things grow- He teaches all they need to know. 29