University of Wisconsin Superior - Gitche Gumee Yearbook (Superior, WI)

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POEM Read on the Occasion of the Annual Banquet Given by the Domestic Science Classes of the Superior State Normal School in Honor of the Faculty. A stands for Alice, our hostess tonight. Of the feast that she gave us we ate every bite. B stands for Bronsky, the faculty wit. Her jokes arc so funny, who cares who gets hit. And B stands for Blinkic, her twin and her chum, A much better teacher because a small one. C stands for Crownhart. and Charlie at that. You don’t see him often but he knows where you're at. And C stands for Carrie, often called YYorkem. In the Doolittle school I bet she could soak 'em. 1) stands for Dinny, the man who makes eyes. Don’t slam the old sod or his Irish will rise. And 1) stands for Dudley who cracks such fine jokes. His wife always laughs, but doesn't he coax. 1C stands for ICveret. often called Mac. Who each Friday night sets out for his shack. A “Mighty Fine man but a lx y still at heart. From broom, gun and fish rod he never will part. And E stands for Ellen, a dear little girl. Ann Jackson would sigh to see her hair curl. F stands for the faculty, the handsomest crowd. To belong to your ranks would make a man proud. Ci stands for Grade with such beauty and style. There’s not one of her boys she can not beguile. Whenever you see her she knows some big secret. But don't ask her what or she surely will keep it. II stands for Hattie, the lady with clothes. Silks, satins and velvets for each place she goes. And 11 stands for Herk who’s often called I'itz, If you run up against her. on you she just sits. I stands for IT. the man with the voice. If you hear a great rumble you know it is Royce. I stands for Jimmie and also for James, To Peggy and Nellie the grandest of names. And J stands for Jane, our society belle. Who works like a Trojan and works mighty well. K stands for Katherine who makes a fine mother. Teresa will tell you she wishes no other. L stands for the lassies who served us tonight. They cooked a fine dinner and cooked it just right. And L for Ltiella. a rav of the sun. When Sarah just sees her the day has begun. M stands for Mrs., a most charming lady. When she goes away to visit the world ail seems shady. And M for Marie, the golden haired Miss. PACK FOURTEEN

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sions by analytic methods involves no difficulties beyond those found in analytic geometry of three dimensioned space except merely the increased complexity of the equations. It is evident, too. that such investigations may be carried higher than space of four dimensions, and even made general for n dimensions. As to the real existence of the fourth dimension the preceding discussion offers little evidence: that a thing is logically possible is no argument for its actual existence. There are. however, a number of facts that point in that direction. ()ne of the most striking is the presence of bilateral symmetry in animal forms alluded to above. If this symmetry is due in any way to rotation alxmt a plane, then it is only the minutest particles which partake of that motion. This may be intimately connected with the question as to why there is only a finite number of kinds of matter. This also is adequately explained on the theory of a fourth dimension: all molecules then rest on the same clastic film which synchronizes their vibrations. Most of us accept the elastic ether theory of the transmission of energy through space; but if bodies in our space have a small thickness in the fourth dimension, and if our space rests on a homogeneous elastic film in that dimension, the law of inverse squares for variation in radiant energy will follow as logically and in as believable a way as from the ether theory. There are also astronomical facts which tend to show that matter in our space is not distributed evenly, but is found in lessening quantities in the outlying regions. If this be true, a constant positive curvature of space in the fourth dimension can account for it. space then being unbounded, but not infinite. A Contagious Disease, Perhaps less is known of this disease than any other with which the medical profession has dealt. It was first discovered in Colleges and High Schools in 1720 before the existence of Xormal schools and is still prevalent. When the first Normal school had operated for about two years symptoms of it were discovered there. Since that time this disease has gained a very firm grasp on all institutions of learning. All the Normal schools have had to deal more or less with this dreaded evil, and now we have discovered well marked symptoms of it getting a rapid hold on the students of our school. It is most prevalent among boys and several of the lx ys have become the prey of this ailment. The football team was attacked by its germs and the basket ball team suffered heavily. About forty per cent, of the first team succumbing. 'Pile second teams were more fortunate. About Thanksgiving several inhabitants of the dormitory were stricken. Quite a few of the girls are now suffering with this terrible malady. Scientists and professors have exerted all their energies in fruitless results trying to co| ‘ with it. The first symptoms are noticed by the patients peculiar attitude towards fellow-students. As the disease gains in strength the patient lalxirs under the impression that he is the elite of the school. Usually the disease continues to grow until the sufferer is relieved by the president of the school, who has been successful in finding a partial cure. At a recent consultation of University professors a conclusion was arrived at in which they termed it swell-head.” PAOK THIRTKKN

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Who can read or recite whenever you wish. X stands for Xothing that’s too hard to do I or little Miss Mill, if she knows it's for you. ( ) stands for Orchestra, the best that wc know, Thoniaso nor Thomas nothing better could show. And C) stands for Ole. the man who can clean. But what in the world do his napkin rings mean. And () for our dignified Mr. O’Hare, 1 f ever you want him. he's under the stair. I’ stands for Postman who brings Bessie's mail. If it doesn’t let up his health soon will fail. And P stands for Penstonc. a lady so broad. If you say she’s not English she'll call you a fraud. Q stands for queer, for how can it be They call me St. Claire and then call her me. R stands for Roy who subtracts from our hunch To add to his treasure some one to get lunch. S stands for societies. I mean literary. And Hembdt sees that they don’t go contrary. T for Mrs. Taylor who lives at the Hall. A dear little woman, for she’s surely not tall. And T for THE babv who lives at Gillctt’s. T he cutest and bestest of faculty pets. I ’ stands for unknown, to the world he may he. But Carl in this schools is a known quantity. V stands for a very nice lady, perchance You may know her better by the name of Blanche. And V for violin and the man of all men Who can make it just talk, is with us again. W stands for wife, of the regent wc mean. In the Crownhart household she surely is queen. And W for Whcaldon. a great argufier. When lie once starts to talk lie never will tire. X stands for all the mean things I have said And Z for the nice ones I think of instead. For Y stands for you all. a faculty fine. And each one a friend I wish to call mine. Composed by Miss Helen Fitz Gerald and others. H is for Helen, a girl wc all know Who has bought a machine for to learn how to sew. C. W. B. M is for Mcrwyn. a printer by trade. Who some day will wed this industrious maid. E. A. R. PAGE FIFTEEN