University of Wisconsin Stevens Point - Horizon / Iris Yearbook (Stevens Point, WI)

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-The iox; Iris Our Faculty Our President doth always wear a smile. True friendliness is well known to be his style. Our Mr. Spindlcr looks so mild and meek. But when he talks, he knows whereof he speaks. Miss Allen teaches girls to sew and cook When through, they know their lessons like a book. She has three helpers who arc wise and kind. And among them Miss Wilson you will find. Miss Meston teaches hers how bread to bake. And then, you’ll find a nymph in graceful art. Miss Bronson here doth take the leading part. In literary work none can excel The pupils Mr. Burroughs trains so well. In science Mr. Clark cannot be beat He shows the pupils how to use sun’s heat. Put two unknowns together, what have you?” Asked Mr. Anderson in a review. With carbon compounds Mr. Rogers deals: His pupils study tatocs and banana peels. The music in the air sounds very sweet When Mr. Right seM's radio’s complete. • Our beloved Mr. Culver’s gone away. Till summer he intends to stay. O when it comes to cutting up a cat. To Mr. Evans we take off our hat. There is no flower in the wildwood green That is not known to our Miss Jones so keen. Miss Douglas, artist of our Normal School. Knows well her art and also every rule. To lead the singing in assembly time That work to Harold S. Dyer we assign. Cur Mr. Collins leads all up the path To anything that’s algebra or math. The many Primaries all like James E. Delzell A jolly story right well you’ll hear him tell. Miss Hussey is our dean at Nelson Hall And as for deans we know she beats them all. The rural boys arc taught to sow and reap For that Mr. LaDukc we wish to keep. Miss Miller is a reader of wide fame And all her pupils fain would be the same. Of Pharaoh’s tombs and ancient mummies dead. This lore has Mr. Smith stored in his head. Then too. there is our Mr. Steiner, dean of men. A teacher, and an athlete with the strength of ten. Coach Swetland trains a champion team in basketball And leads a football team to victory in the fall. Mr. Watson is grave, and tall, and stern. The grades we get from him we surely earn. Miss Mansur and Miss Welch c'o see That all arc quiet in the library. A very congenial man is Mr. Neale Who the need for better rural schools doth feel. So full of fun and vet so dignified Miss Hanna teaches rurals with great pride. Miss Roach is surely full of life and pep If we don’t watch, some man will get her yet. The Principal of our fine training school Is Mr. Herrick who knows each pedagogic rule. His helpers arc the critics, eight in all. Who guide us in our problems great and small. Over planes and saws and jacks and files, Our Mr. ‘Thompson many an hour beguiles. A lady of wide learning is Miss Gray. She teaches modern languages each day. This doth describe our faculty That taught us in the year of twenty-three.