University of Wisconsin River Falls - Meletean Yearbook (River Falls, WI)

Text from Pages 1 - 148 of the 1913 volume:

imp rnus hormul Bebication. SEo tijc graduates of our 3lma iWater tofjoeber tbep map be, tobateber tftep map be, anb tobereber tbep map be, toe bebicate tfje ittleletean of 1913. fCljc ffleletean Staff of 1913. RIVER FALLS STATE NORMAL AND AGRICULTURAL SCHOOL. GREETING. To those graduates, who in former years, have accomplished the tasks which we now are accomplishing, who have occupied places which we now occupy and who have loved our Alma Mater as we now love her, greeting! To those younger classmen, who now frequent the class rooms of our school and whose privilege it is to perpetuate the spirit of progress which is so evident here, greeting! To those teachers, who have guided us in the duties we had to perform, greeting! To all those, who may be interested in our Alma Mater, greeting! The Seniors of 1913. THE KIN NICKIN'NIC VALLEY (RIVER FALLS). (Winner in Stale Competition of Agricultural View.'.) Comments Heard on the First Appearance of the Annual. “Got your Meletean? Well, look at mine!” “What poor taste! Just look at this cover! I never saw one like it before!” (We know that and realize that you need something new.) “There is nothing funny in this joke!” (Don’t you think so?—Read it again when you are better humored and you will see the point.) “Not a single color plate in the whole thing!” (Odd, we have noticed that ourselves.) “It isn’t worth what we paid for it!” (Neither is a diamond, but how you long for one.) “I think they are too hard on the Faculty.” (Don’t you think the Faculty appreciate a joke as well as the rest of us?) “See, the staff pictures are all in the front of the book!” (An engine usually heads the train, does it not?) “What a stiff arrangement of pictures!” (Pause a moment—-Could you have done any better yourself?) £ ur JBelobeb JJrcfiibent, lame 12 illiam Crabtree. B.Sc. Bloomington Scientific Institute B.A. Nebraska State University A. M. Nebraska State University B. Ed. Peru State Normal “ Thinkers are scarce as gold; but he tchose thoughts embrace all his work is a diamond.” President Crabtree was born in Ohio in 1864. His early education was received in the rural schools of Scioto County of that state. During the time of the western boom he, with his parents, moved to Nebraska. Later he entered the State Normal School at Peru, Nebraska, from which he graduated in 1887. After a short period of teaching he entered the State University, receiving the Bachelor of Arts Degree. He was assistant in mathematics, at the same time doing work toward his Master’s Degree. He has taught successfully, three years in rural schools, eight years in city schools, as principal and as superintendent; one year in the State University; for seven years was State Inspector of high schools; six years, president of the Peru State Normal School; and is now finishing his second year as President of our own Normal School. It would be difficult indeed to adequately state what the students, the faculty and the patrons of the school think of Mr. Crabtree. Nothing too good can be said. The Board of Regents showed their confidence in his ability when they selected him to represent all the State Normal Schools of Wisconsin before the State Legislature this year. He has the interest of all schools at heart, but a particularly warm place for River Falls. He wrote a bill before the Congress at Washington, which asks for special appropriation for agricultural instruction. When first introduced in 1906 it was known as the Pollard bill. In the last session it was known as the Page bill. May Mr. Crabtree long remain our President! May he live long to enjoy the fruits of his labors! Hail, President Crabtree! Class Adviser Prof. W. S. Welles Editor in Chief Nell Egan Associate Editor Ella Francis Business Manager Ray S. Cooke First Assistant Business Manager Paul Baird Second Assistant Business Manager Mary FitzSimmons Literary Editor Coie Winter Athletic Editors Robert Cudd Clyde ■ Dopkins Gina Bjornstad Editors for Organizations Bess Martin Marie Laue Alumni Editor Lenora Rudow Local Editors Esther Owens Lena Sharp Official Illustrators Agnes Weberg Homer Ellertson Fun Editors Stella Solheim Harry Pierce Photographer Harold M. Stephf.ns gggfig J. H. Ames. History, Economics. Ph.B., University of Wisconsin Graduate work, University of Wisconsin Normal School, Stevens Point “ Everybody’s friend, nobody’s enemy L. H. Clark. Mathematics. State Normal School, Whitewater, Wisconsin State High School Inspector “I must be cruel, only to be kind.” Myrtle Dewey Francis. Domestic Science. Bradley Polytechnic Institute “A graceful ease and sweetness void of pride.” Lloyd Goble. English. B.S., Westfield College M.S., Westfield College A.M., University of Illinois Harvard University “He that has patience may compass anything.” Robert W. Himelich. Supervisor of Practice. Indiana State Normal A.B. and A.M., Indiana University New York University Chicago University “Through the wide world he is not alone who lives for others.” 14 R. A. Karges. Physical Science. Ph.B., University of Wisconsin Ph.M., University of Wisconsin “Quality not quantity is my measure Maud A. Latta. Latin. A.B., University of Wisconsin Bryn Mawr University of Chicago “She hath a natural, wise sincerity.” James I. Malott. Education. State Normal School, Warrcnsburg, Missouri B.S., University of Missouri A.B. and A.M., University of Missouri He has, I know not what of greatness in his looks that almost awes me.” 15 Carrie T. Pardee. Drawing. State Normal College, Albany, N. Y. “You take delight in others’ excellence, A gift which nature doth rarely dispense.” Carolyn Bernice Sanford. Mathematics. B.Pd., State Normal College, Michigan “Her only fault is that she has no fault.” Nellie Louise Schlosser. Expression. School of Expression, Boston “To those who know thee not, no words can paint, And those who know you, know all words are faint.” 1G Bert E. Swenson. Physical Training. P.B.E., Training School, Springfield “In coaching Athletics he reigned supreme.” W. S. Welles. Biology, Agriculture. Illinois State Normal School B.S., University of Illinois Graduate Student, University of Illinois Harvard University “A little nonsense now and then is relished by the best of men.” Stella Swenson. Physical Training. Nebraska State Normal “Great, let me call her for she conquered all hearts.” 17 Eugenie E. Willett. Music. Springfield City Normal American Institute of Normal Methods “Untwisting all the chains that tie The hidden soul of harmony.” E. F. Wright. Manual Training. State Normal School, Warrensburg, Mo. B.S., University of Missouri Bradley Polytechnic Institute Stout Institute “A ‘good fellow’ together with what that implies.” A. J. Wickland. Composition and Rhetoric. Fremond Normal B.Ed., Peru State Normal A.B., Nebraska University Scholarship Nebraska University “All the world knows me with my sachel and my satchel with me.” .18 Marie B. K. Berg. Intermediate Critic. State Normal Stevens Point University of Wisconsin “Always ready, always there, Always willing to do her share.” •Minnie J. Coggeshall. Grammar Grade Critic. State Normal School, River Falls Ph.B., University of Wisconsin “Earth’s noblest thing, a woman perfected.” Grace E. Storm. Primary Critic. Ph.B., University of Chicago State Normal, Illinois Columbia University “Thy modesty is but a candle to thy merit.” Rc«ifiQcd in April. I'J 0. H. Johnson. Manual Training. Michigan Agricultural College B.S., Civil Engineering “Why man, he doth bestride the narrow world like a Colossus.” Arnold C. Kuenning. Agriculture. Nebraska State Normal School B.S., University of Nebraska “Where the Aggies are, there ever is he.” Edna B. Zinn. German. B.A., University of Wisconsin University of Marburg, Germany “Eine Tochter der Gotter, so hcrrlich und schon.” 20 Alice H. Shultes. Assistant Supervisor of Practice. Winona State Normal School Radcliffe College Summer School, Oxford, England “Pleasant to meet, mighty to encounter.” Elizabeth J. Fleming. Assistant Supervisor of Practice. Lake Forest University Teachers’ College, Columbia “And where she went the flower took thickest root.” •Lovila M. Mosher. Librarian. B.S., Ripon College A.M., Ripon College “If you have business, state it; if opinion, express it.” •Granted leave of absence. 21 Geneva Cooke. Assistant Librarian. Hattie L. Flint. Assistant Librarian. State Normal School, River Falls “True to her work.” •Laura McCormick, Clerk. “Nothing is achieved without enthusiasm.” Agricultural College, Bozeman, Montana “Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale, Her infinite variety.” John E. Howard. Violin, Orchestra. Student Z. G. Holmes, St. Paul Member St. Paul Symphony Orchestra, 1909 “Music hath power to charm.” R � iKncd in May. 22 Prof. W. S. Welles Class Adviser Joseph D. Lowe President Class Adviser . President Vice President Secretary . Treasurer Officers Prof. W. S. Welles Joseph D. Lowe Nell Egan Carl Miller Bess Buck Motto Vincit qui se vincit Colors Purple and Gold Flower Red and White Carnation 23 Paul E. Baird, River Falls. College Course N. A. A., ’12 and ’13 Normal Orchestra, ’12 and ’13 Deutsche Gesellschaft, ’12 Normal Band, ’12 and ’13 Boys’ Glee Club, ’13 Assistant Manager, Meletean “He’s social with old and young alike.” Willa Behrens, New Richmond. H. S. German Course Deutsche Gesellschaft, ’12 and ’13 Aurelia, ’13 “She gives a side glance and looks down, Beware! Beware!” Emma Benson, Menomonie H. S. German Course Aurelia, ’12 Deutsche Gesellschaft, ’12 and ’13 “Earnest, honest and industrious.” Gina C. Bjornstad, Stanley. H. S. English Course President Aurelia, ’12 and ’13 G. 0. P., ’12 and ’13 Meletean Staff N. A. A., ’13 “She smiles at all alike.” 24 Katherine Caesar, Chippewa Falls. H. S. English Course Aurelia, ’12 and ’13 Basket Ball, ’12 and ’13 G. O. P., m N. A. A., ’12 and ’13 “As brim full of mischief and wit and glee, As a human form could be.” Coie Winter, River Falls. Four Year Classical Course Badger Staff, ’ll Meletean Staff, ’13 Deutsche Gesellschaft ,’12 and ’13 N. A. A., ’12 and ’13 G. 0. P., ’13 “ For many you search ere you will find, So good, so generous, so kind.” Charles Chapman, River Falls.. College Course Deutsche Gesellschaft, ’12 Boys’ Glee Club, ’13 Vice President, Ag Ri Fallian, ’13 N. A. A., ’13 “My tender youth was never attaint, With any passion of inflaming love.” Valle Christenson, Roberts. Four Year English Course Y. W. C. A., ’ll, ’12, ’13 N. A. A., ’13 Aurelia, ’13 “Her enthusiasm knows no bounds.” 25 Ray S. Cooke, Spring Valley Four Year German Course President Sophomore Class, ’ll President Junior Class, ’12 President N. A. C., ’10 Base Ball,’10,’ll,’12, ’13 Foot Ball, ’10, ’ll, ’12 Deutsche Gesellschaft, ’12 Treasurer N. A. G, ’ll Business Manager, Meletean ’13 “Wit and humor belongs to genius alone.” Orin Crabtree, Douglas, Nebraska. H. S. English Course Boy’s Glee Club, ’•13 “A senior in looks and deeds as well as actions.” C. Carl Crain, Elmwood. Four Year English Course Vice President Junior Class, ’ll Treasurer N. A. C., ’12 Badger Staff, ’10 Lincolnian, TO “I am more sinned against than sinning.” Robert Cudd, Beldenville. Four Year English Course N. A. A., TO, 11, T2, T3 Foot Ball, TO, ’ll, T2 Track Team ,T0 Meletean Staff, T3 “Nothing endures but character.” 26 Hazel Maud Cudd, Beldenville. H. S. English Course Aurelia, ’12 and ’13 ' N. A. A., ’13 “You know, I say just what I think, nothing more and nothing less.” Ruth Demulling, River Falls. Four Year English Course Meletean Stan, ’13 “The force of her own merit, makes her way. Clyde D. Dopkins, River Falls. H. S. English Course N. A. A., T2 and T3 Foot Ball, ’ll and T2 Basket Ball, T2 Base Ball, ’12 and ’13 Meletean Staff, T3 “Who taught thee all thy folly at thy age?” Nell Egan, Chippewa Falls. • H. S. English Course Editor-in-Chief, Meletean, T3 Vice President Senior Class Secretary Athletic Council N. A. A., T3 “She’s Irish in manners, in name and in wit, She’s as true as gold and as bright every bit.” 27 Homer E. Ellertson, River Falls. Four Year English Course N. A. A., ’ll and ’12 Badger Staff, ’ll Meletean Staff, ’12 and ’13 “A devoted and faithful servant to the muse of art.” Ruth Fessenbecker, Roberts. Four Year English Course Y. W. C. A., ’13 G. O. P., ’13 “A sense of duty pursues us ever.” Mary FitzSimmons, River Falls. Four Year German Course Aurelia, ’13 G. O. P., ’13 Meletean Staff N. A. A., ’13 Deutsche Gesellschaft, ’12 and ’13 Meletean Staff, ’13 “Her words do show her wit incomparable.” E. Blanche Flesher, St. Paul, Minnesota. H. S. English Course N. A. A., ’13 Aurelia, ’13 “That bright face of yours looks like the title page whole volume of mischief.” Victor Forseth, Martell. Elementary Graduate, ’09 Orchestra, ’10 and ’ll Boys’ Glee Club, ’13 “His greatness lies in doing, Not in seeing great things.” T. J. Mealy, Maiden Rock. Four Year English Course Lincolnian Debating Club N. A. A., ’13 “He that hath knowledge spareth his words.” John Ginsbach, Elmwood. Four Year German Course N. A. A., ’13 Boys’ Glee Club, ’13 Deutsche Gesellschaft, ’13 “He is wise who doth talk but little.” Thor Gullickson, Cushing. Two Year Agricultural Course N. A. A., T3 fl “When a lady is in the case, Let other things give place.” 29 Stella Hawkins, River Falls. Four Year German Course “ Busy as a bee—but with wings to carry her from place to place.” Roy Junkman, River Falls. Four Year English Course N. A. A., ’13 Orchestra “I dare do all that becomes a man, Who dares do more is none.” Leslie Kay, River Falls. President N. A. A., ’13 Business Manager Football Team, ’12 Base Ball Team, ’12 to ’13 Foot Ball Team, ’12 Athletic Council, T3 “Unmatched for courage, strength, and speed, And never known to use the weed.” Marie A. Laue, River Falls. Aurelia, T2 and ’13 Y. W. C. A., ’12 and T3 Glee Club, ’12 N. A. C., T2 Oratorical Contest, ’12 and ’13 Mclctean Staff, T3 “None but herself could be her parallel.” 30 Nora Linger, River Falls. H. S. English Course Aurelia, T2 to ’13 N. A. A., ’13 G, O. P., ’13 “So quiet, so modest, so winning, so sweet; So many virtues I love to repeat.” Joseph D. Lowe, River Falls College Course Treasurer Junior Class, ’12 Vice President N. A. C., T2 President Senior Class Treasurer N. A. A., T3 President Oratorical Association Lincolnian Debating Club Boys’ Glee Club President Student Council “A faithful man is great as any king.” Julia Maddocks, Black River Falls. H. S. English Course G. O. P., T3 “With all his faults I love my barber.” Elizabeth Martin, New Richmond. H. S. German Course Junior Basket Ball Team, ’12 Secretary Junior Class, ’12 Vice President Aurelia, T3 Vice President, G. 0. P., ’13 N. A.C., ’12 to T3 Meletean Staff, T3 Deutsche Gesellschaft, ’12 “The Clyde is rare, the Clyde is fair, The Clyde is wondrous bonny.” 31 H. Anderson Martin, River Falls. Four Year English Course Y. W. C. A., ’13 N. A. A., ’13 “In true goodness, unsurpassed.” Ella C. Francis, Roberts. H. S. German Course Assistant Editor Meletean, ’13 Vice President Oratorical Association, ’13 President Lincolnian Debating Club, ’13 Aurelia, ’10 Deutsche Gesellschaft, ’13 “In thy face we see the map of honor, truth, and loyalty.” Mabel Megorden, River Falls. Four Year English Course President Elementary Class, ’10 Y. W. C. A., ’13 N. A. A., ’13 Aurelia, ’13 “Thy winning manner and sweet face Will make thee friends in every place.” Carl Miller, Chippewa Falls. H. S. English Course Orchestra Oratorical Association N. A. A., T3 Secretary Senior Class “Much might be said if one could but read his mind.” 32 Ruth Moline, River Falls. Four Year English Course Aurelia, ’12, ’13 N. A. A., ’13 “So sweet and fair, And on the square.” Alice Moore, Volin, S. Dakota. Four Year English Course Aurelia N. A. A., ’13 Elementary Graduate of ’08 “Oh, grant me honest fame or grant me none. Jessie Morrow, River Falls. Four Year English Course Y. W. C. A., ’13 “Give every man thine ear, but few thy voice.” Esther Owens, Minneapolis, Minnesota. H. S. English Course Basket Ball Team, ’12 G. 0. P., ’13; N. A. A., ’13 Aurelia, ’13 Meletean Staff, ’13 “Mistress of herself though china fall.” 33 Helen Owens, Minneapolis, Minnesota. H. S. English Course G. 0. P., ’13 N. A. A., ’13 “She could give the Ladies’ Home Journal ideas on good taste.” Vida Palmer, River Falls. Four Year English Course Glee Club, ’13 Y. W. C. A. “ Blest with plain reason and sober sense.” Harry Pierce, River Falls. H. S. Agricultural Course Foot Ball, ’12, ’13; Base Ball, ’12 Vice President of Agricultural Ri Fallian, ’13 Secretary and Treasurer of Oratorical Association Captain Agricultural Basket Ball Team N. A. A., ’12, T3 Meletean Staff, T3 Financial Secretary N. A. C., T2 “A good fellow at all times and in all branches of student activities.” Winnie Peterson, River Falls. Four Year English Course “Flaxen-haired, azure-eyed, with delicateJSaxon complexion.” Sue Richards, Menomonie. H. S. German Course Basket Ball, ’12 Aurelia, ’12, ’13 Deutsche Gesellschaft, ’12 N. A. A., ’13 G. 0. P., ’13 “Happy go lucky, fair and free, Nothing there is to bother me.” Ferris Robey, River Falls. Four Year English Course Basket Ball, ’12, ’13 Lincolnian, ’13 N. A. A., ’13 “I profess not talking.” Leonora Rudow, River Falls. Four Year English Course Meletcan Staff, ’13 Secretary of Lincolnian, ’13 Glee Club, ’13 Y. W. C. A., ’05 N. A. A., ’13 “The stamp of noble womanhood.” Adeline Shannon, Hammond. H. S. English Course Aurelia, T2, ’13 Vice President, Aurelia, T2 N. A. A., T3 . “Of all the birds, I love the ‘Crane’ ihe best.” 35 Lena Sharp, Bruce. Four Year English Course Basket Ball, ’ll Secretary of Freshman Class Treasurer of Sophomore Class Badger Staff, TO, ’ll Secretary Aurelia, ’12 N. A. A., ’13 G. O. P., T3 Meletean Staff “Hang sorrow; care’ll kill a cat.” Marie Smith, River Falls. H. S. English Course President Y. W. C. A., ’12, T3 Aurelia, T2, T3 G. O. P., ’13 N. A. A., ’13 “ ’Tis death to me to be at enmity; 1 hate it, and desire all good men’s love. Stella Solheim, Hudson. H. S. German Course Deutsche Gesellschaft, T2, T3 Aurelia, T3 N. A. A., T3 Meletean Staff, ’13 “Herself alone, no other she resembles!’ Anna Splan, Roberts. Four Year English Course Aurelia “The best things come in small parcels. Ada Sylvester, River Falls. Four Year English Course Secretary and Treasurer Aurelia, ’12 N. A. A., T3 President Aurelia, T3 Glee Club, T2 and T3 Y. W. C. A., T3 “If more people had a similar nature This world would be better than it is.” Harold M. Stephens, Nebraska City, Nebraska. Five Year Agricultural Course Foot Ball, T2 President Ag Ri Fallian Club, ’13 Meletean Staff, T3 N. A. A., T3 “Talk to the point, but stop before you impale yourself on it.” Agnes Wells, River Falls. Four Year English Course Vice President Sophomore Class, ’ll Aurelia, ’12, T3 Y. W. C. A., T3 N. A. A., T3 “Why should you, because the world is foolish, not be wise?” Ida Meyers, Baldwin. Four Year English Course N. A. A., T3 37 “They say she is quiet.” Norma Wilford, Baldwin. H. S. German Course Aurelia, ’12, ’13 Deutsche Gesellschaft, ’12, ’13 N. A. A., ’13 “A rosebud set with wilful little thorns.” 38 Prof. R. A. Kargkn Class Adviser Officers Ray Erlaxdsox President Ci.ass Adviser . President Vice President Secretary . Treasurer Prof. R. A. Karges Ray Eri.andson Esther Demulling Anna Thompson Alice McDermott Class Colors Maroon and Gold Class Roll Alton, Macc Anderson. I.ydia Arno, Jessie Bcddall, Joyce Behrens, Dorothy Bliss, Edgar Bocrkc. Edison Bredahl, Beatrice Bune, Levis Carolan, Frances Christensen, Wiggo Christophcrson, Wesley Connelly, Harriet Darcy, Gerald Davis, Anna Dawson, William Dcmullimt, Esther Dickey, Perlcc W. Disney, Florence Dopkins, Elmo Duncan, Ethel Erlandson, Ray Famsworth, Margaret Frey, Celcstinc Fuller, Albion Gardner, Lloyd Gilbertson, Constance Green, Hazel Gregor, Rose Hanson, Etta Hcrda, Frank Higgins, Vivian Homes, Amanda Hughes, Stella I He, Willard Johnson, Amy Johnson, Eunice ohnson, Susie Junkman, Ruth Kelly, Marie Larson, Frank Lovell, Floyd Lumsdcn, Florence Madsen, Christine Maicr, Bennie Manion, Louis Mathews, Ethel Mathews, Nina McDermott, Alice McDermott. Ruth McDiarmid. Margaret Megorden, Sadie Mercer, Claudia Mercer, Nellie . Michaclson, Sarah Moore. Myron Mungas, Vera Nelson, Hilda Nelson, John Nelson, Lillian Newcomb, Helen Oakcy, Mabel O’Leary, Clarence O’Leary, Florence PaiT, Adeline Peterson. Lucile Phillips, WOmer Pitta rd. Gertrude Rucnuncle. Elizabeth Sander , N. Vcrc Schofield, Blanche Schumacher, Maye Schwann, Bertha Scgerstrom, Anna Scgcrstrom, Hulda Smith, Winfield Smes, Ruth .ylor, Marian Thompson. Anna Thompson.Randolph Vogel, Marguerite Walker. Mabel Wcbcrg. Agnes Race, Herbert Rasmussen. Valborg White. I� ola Ritchey, Elva Wilcox, Millie Rounsevell, Dorothy THE JUNIOR CLASS Unparalleled in mental acumen, physical prowess and school spirit, the class of 1914 closes a most successful school year, universally hailed as the most progressive class that ever entered the River Falls Normal. In Athletics the Juniors contributed more than their quota of stars. Among the shining satellites of the football gridiron, who helped bring undying fame to the Red and White, in winning the championship of the North, were Captain Keith, Bliss, Dawson, Nelson and Dickey. On the basketball team we were ably represented by Nelson, Maier, Bliss, Keith, Dawson and Dickey. In oratory our Junior speaker, Erlandson, succeeded in winning second place in the State Oratorical Contest. In social activities the Junior class has been equally successful. The Junior-Senior party was one of the prettiest affairs of the season. The “Prom” given in honor of the graduating class, on the 24th of May, has been pronounced the most successful in the history of the school. Much of the class spirit, enthusiasm and success of the aspiring class of 14 has undoubtedly been due to the kindly advice and assistance of the “biggest man on the faculty, our class advisor, Prof. R. A. Karges. Short in suture but prepossessing in appearance, he has through his untiring loyalty gained the love and admiration of every member of the Junior class. He has been our loudest rooter in all inter-class contests, our suunchest friend, a most efficient counsellor whenever advice and assistance has been necessary. 40 CLASS POEM You shall hear how all the Juniors They the grand old class of ’14 Did their stunts in athletics, Did some great old stunt for Normal Let us tell how Keith and Dickey Tell how Bliss and all the others They the heroes of the gridiron They the gritty football players Battered up opposing forces, Won the championship for Normal. Strong of arm was Bennie Maier, He, the famous baseball catcher, He, the swiftest Basket Shooter, He could shoot a basket upward Shoot it upward with such quickness That it quivered through the Basket ’Ere the other team could stop it. Swift of foot was Johnnie Nelson He that won the local races From the everlasting Sophomores For the honor of the Juniors. Let us leave our athletics, Leave our sportsmen for our Artists; Juniors skilled in pencil sketching Juniors languishing in Drawing Juniors talented in Music Skilled in Harmony and Theory. Elva Ritchey, Wilmur Phillips They the sweetest of our singers. When they sang the Normal listened E’en the Seniors paused to hear them. Every noon upon the platform Played our Junior, Anna Davis. Often played at entertainments Often played at social gatherings. Space forbids enumerations Of the many deeds of Juniors Of the virtues of our classmen Of the merits of our members. Graceful girls, and girls of beauty Witty boys, and boys of vigor, “Up and doing” is our motto “Ever Onward” is our slogan. Good example for the Freshmen Thus you’ve heard how all the Juniors The grand old class of 1914 Did their stunts in athletics Did some great old stunts for Normal. 41 Junior Calendar 1912-1913 SEPTEMBER Sept. 5. Who is guilty of cooning melons? Sept. 9. Ask Junior President why a certain fair lady went in early. Sept. 10. An attractive Miss Minneapolis joins the Junior Geog. class. Sept. 16. Wilmur Phillips wishes that Geog. had not been “invented.” Sept. 21. All homesick students have gone home. President’s cure did not do its work. Sept. 25. Again we hear about study—this thing is getting beyond a joke. Sept. 26. Marshmallow and Weiner roast in Park. Barber has case on Ruth Me. OCTOBER Oct. 1. Congo Church supper. Anna Thompson finds her Pierce (purse). Oct. 3. Adeline Pa ft singed her hair. Oct. 14. G. O. P. is organized. Oct. 22. Vera Mungcr and Dickey have a delightful evening. Oct. 30. Off for Superior. NOVEMBER Nov. 1. Superior vs. R. F., tie. Nov. 8. La Crosse boys attend school. Third scalp. Junior swing out in Gym The floor is waxed and all is well. Class or 1914 42 Nov. 12. Nov. 20. Nov. 22. Nov. 27. Dec. 2. Dec. 10. Dec. 13. Dec. 17. Dec. 18. Dec. 20. Jan. 2. Jan. 6. Bad rain storms cause high water. Students swim to meals. O'Leary goes around in life preserver and offers to save Susie if worst comes to worst. Exam! Juniors look pale and Freshmen grow greener than ever. Hare and Hound chase. Did Juniors win? Nelson did. Home for Thanksgiving. DECEMBER Back again. Wow! I wish I were at home. Town gymnasium girls entertain out-of-town gym girls. Athletic Association gives a dancing party. Larson shows up with Bessie Buck. (Dopkins Day). (a) . Dopkins took his books home last night. Looks sick today. (b) . Dopkins caught chewing gum in English Lit. (c) . Dopkins tampers with radiator and displaces stability of chair during 10:25 period. “A” must be cause for “b” and “c”. Did Keith get the tree for Practice Teacher? Hard to tell. School closes for Xmas vacation. Oh! blissful rest. JANUARY You broke that New Year’s Resolution! ! ! ! Most of us get back. Vera Munger comes back sad and lonely. 43 Jan. 30. Jan. 31. Feb. 6. Feb. 7. Feb. 10. Feb. 12. Feb. 13. Feb. 17. Feb. 20. Feb. 21. Feb. 24. Feb. 25. Mar. 3. Mar. 7. Mar. 11. Mar. 12. Mar. 15. Mar. 17. Mar. 27. Mar. 28. April 1. April 4. April 11. April 15. April 18. Randolph Thompson and Elmo Dopkins advertise for girls. Exams. Nuf said. FEBRUARY Irle arises early to recite his oration and addresses the dresser and washstand. Joyce Beddall makes a hit with cook. What cook? Senior Cook. Alfa Peterson falls asleep in History, she dreams that she is dancing on the Gem Theatre stage. Jim Richards is caught bluffing in Pedagogy. Bennie Maiers repeats the bluff. Hcrda quotes nine pages from the dictionary in History. John Nelson wanders ruthlessly about. Erlandson’s dream of becoming school orator is realized. Dr. Allison arrives in time to give to the suffering her patent salve for cold sores. Hcrda has the moral courage to walk down the hall with Dorothy Rounsvell. MARCH Bill Dawson, Byron Moore and several other Juniors have the measles. Are they catching? Beware of germs. Out of town Gym girls return feed to town girls. “Much ado about nothing.” Boys play Basket Ball game. Score 14 to 15 in our favor. Still we can say we arc ahead of the Seniors. Junior class pictures taken. Sarah caught holding hands with Irle. O’Leary proven innocent. Gardner appears in new suit. Erlandson received second place at S. P. I guess R. F. Normal school has the material this year. APRIL Taylor thinks she has landed a Prince. April fool! Alice Me. announces that all R. F. boys are fickle. Basket Social in Gym. Everybody there. Small attendance today. All who are interested in fishing are on the banks of the Kinnickinic. G. 0. P. put on their play. 44 Prof. J. Malott President Vice President Secretary . Treasurer Sargeant at Arms Yell Leader Baldwin, Fred .. Benjamin, Millie Bennett, Eldrcd Bergman, Leona Black, Ruth Bonnes, Eulalia Brenncn, May Brokau, Eva Brown, Adam Brown, Gladys Burgess, Milo Buss, Frances Carlson, Florence Carlson, Ruth Carson, Gladys Chapman, Mary Conroy, Leona Cudd, Nancy Currier, Gladys Danielson, Lillian Dopkins, Luciie Erickson, Lorna Erickson, Sylvia Estenson, Minnie Fasbender, Anna Finn, Stella Finstead, Effie FitzSimmons, Annie Foley, Charles Frey, Anna Fribcrg, Alger George, Helen Gilstad, Lillian Greeley, John Gregerson, Charlotte Halverson, Nora Hamilton, Margaret Hanson, Ida He rum, Le Roy Hofland, Nettie Officers Class Roll Hrdina, Amelia Hunter, Georgia Julian, George Junkman, Rochelle Kay, Ruth Keith, Floyd Kennedy, Willard Kuenning, Lc Roy Larson, Anna Larson, Elma Larson, Esther Larson, Tommie Levings, Mary Loughney, Claire Lovell, Byrne Luberg, Ethel Luberg, Mabel Madson, Mabel McAleany, Ruth McCardlc, Richard 45 George Julian George Julian Adam Brown Olive McIntyre Frank Shannon Carl Phillips Fred Baldwin McGinley, Agnes McGinlcy, William McIntyre, Olive Meath, Harold Murphy, Alice Nelson, Hazel Neuman, Helen Nordgard, Merle Olson, Esther Opsahl, Mabel Owens, Selma Peake, Leona Pearson, Abigail Peterson, Alpha Peterson, Ella Phillipps, Carl Pomeroy, Hcrmic Rattray, Mae Reardon. Edmund Reed, Birdie Richards, James Sat her, Minnie Schoonover, Clairetti Schwalen, Sarah Shannon, Frank Simpson, Henrietta Solberg, Lillian Splan, Lucy Sylvester, Myrtle Sylvester, Richard Taggart, Dorothy Tubbs, Edith Turner, Olive Vann, Raymond Vaughn, Hazel Wadsworth, Lucy Wears, Harry Weilep, Edwin Stapleton, Frances Class Of 1915 46 Prof. A. J. Wickland Class Adviser SlIKRIDAX MVRPHY President Class Roll Allard, Douglas Anderson, Gladys Andrews. Hilda Andrus, Nettie Audett. Mary Baird, Henrietta Benedict, Florence Bonnes, Benjamin Brosi, Lillie Brown, Guy Chapman, Flop Chinnock, Irving Cole, Eva Collett, Grace Cudd,John Currier, Helen Dahl, Mildred Dailey, Ethel Danielson, Clara Danielson, Ruth Davidson, Helga Dciss, Mamie DcGrassc, Kathleen Demulling, Lancy Doe, Bertha Dunbar, Florence Elliott, Lcora Engdahl, Ruth Esterby, Agnes Everson, Myrtle Finn, Leo Forseth, Edwin Frazier, Lucile Gardner, Dorothy Gevers, Chariotta (iieblcr, Blanche Goldsmith, Layton Gregerson, Marie Harshman. Mae Hase, Ethel _ Hawkins, Alice Hawkinson, Gladys Mcrum, Clarence Himelick, Francis Hurkce, Florence Jackman, Francis ackman, Viola acobson, Hilda on, Jessie enson, Margarctta obnson, Minnie uell, Leonard Celly, Mary Kendall, Vera Kendall, Vcrda Kirkpatrick. Lee Knapp, Luclla Kohl, Mary Langer, Tresa Larson, Albert Larson, Anna C. Larson, Emma Larson, Howard Larson. Mildred Lavendahl, Ella Lee, Minnie Madsen, Olga Marsh, Bernice McConnell, Mary McConvillc, Teresa McGinley, Sylvester McMahon, Irene McNamara, Elsie McNamara, Myrtle ieyer, John A. lorrow, Katie Munkbolm, Carl Munshausen, Frank Munshausen, Philip Murphy, Margaret Murphy, Shendan Nelson, Anna Nelson, Esther Nelson, Henry Nelson, Lottie Nicholson, Edith O’Brien, Mae O'Connell, Marian O’Connor, Mary Person, Hazel Peterson, Etta Peterson, Helen Purfccrst, Mary Quinn, Arthur J. Reardon, Julia Richards, Bertha Ritchey, Harold Rock, Susan Schoonover, Lucilecn Schwarztraubcr, Lester Scruton. Willie Segerstrom, Rangnar Segerstrom, Verna Severson, Avis Simons. Mabel Sims. Naomi Sladkey. W. H. Smith. Gladys Stapleton, Margaret Sylvester, Maurice Symes; Jesse Tate, Lee Taylor, Hollis Thompson, Laurence Vlieland, Herbert Ward, Mary 47 FRESHMEN CHRONICLE. 1. And it came to pass on the second day of the ninth month of the second year of the rule of the Great Chief (President Crabtree) that all the tribes (Classes) of Kinnickin-nic were.assembled together in one accord in one place (Normal.) 2. And the Great Chief gave power over the tribes to lesser Chieftains (Faculty). 3. And the mightiest of these tribes (Freshmen) besought the Great Chief, saying, “Give us one Chieftain (Advisor) to whom we may go in time of trouble.” 4. And he placed over them a medicine man (VVickla'nd) whose medicine box became a source of balm and healing to all the tribe. 5. And there was great rejoicing among the Freshmen. Class or 1917 6. Moreover, the mighty men of the tribe, five score and fifteen, met to choose a leader. And one mightier than all the others, Black Hawk (Murphy) was selected. 7. And again there was great rejoicing. 8. Now, on the eleventh month of the' year a great feast was prepared at the Lodge and all the tribe (Freshmen) assembled. And they all did cat of the fruits of the vine, and of the fat of the land. And they departed in peace, each to his tepee. 9. And a fair maiden,- (Henrietta Baird) was also chosen to be counsellor to other tribes. And she made a long journey to the south to make treaties with other nations. 10. A treasure-keeper, (Helen Currier), was also chosen. 48 11. But after many days the tribe became restless to roam. But as they were departing many became sore oppressed, for one chieftain (Clark) was mighty and powerful and would not that they should depart. 12. And the noble warriors humbled themselves before him, but it was of no avail. So many of them tarried in that land one hundred days, and some two hundred days. And there was weeping and wailing. 13. Now when the first day of the full moon had come, every Indian of the tribe journeyed to the chief’s village (Gymnasium) and a mighty dance was held. There were assembled many bright-eyed maidens and valiant braves; and the occasion was one of feasting and rejoicing. 14. And it came to pass that two scribes were chosen, Laughing Eyes (Laney Dcmull-ing) and Knows No Fear (Amy Brown). And they journeyed to a neighboring tribe and remained twenty days. But the charms of the new country were too great for Knows No Fear, so when the days were fulfilled, only Laughing Eyes returned. 15. And this chronicle was given to the chief of the tribe. And when the tribe saw what had been written, they were exceedingly glad and there was great rejoicing. 49 Oii EuvtT G. O. P. Ag Ri Fallian Student Council Aurelia Girls Glee Club Boys’ Glee Club Y. W. C. A. Deutsche Gesellschaft Lincolnian Athletic Association Athletic Council Camp Fire Girls Normal Orchestra 51 L. Sharp G. Bjornstad R. Kay N. Cudd N. Linjer E. Owens S. Richards M. FitzSimmons M. Brennan A. Larson H. George M. Currier F. Carlson H. Carroll L. McCormick Miss Sanford D. Taggart J. Maddocks V. Rasmussen V. Christenson R. Fessbnbecker E. Tubbs R. Junkman G. Brown F. Caro la k r=======5=r- THE G. O. P. While mentioning the organizations of the school, it would not do to pass by the girls’ organization, the G. O. P., without saying a few words. The girls of the school were loyal supporters of athletics all through the football season, both in a financial way and in rooting. About three weeks before the Superior game a few of the girls thought that it would be a good idea to accompany the football team on its trip to Superior. The plan was threshed out among the girls who might possibly make the trip. This idea was the germ from which the G. O. P. grew to its present strength and prestige. After it was seen that a good many of the girls might make the trip, and that all had the best interests of the team at heart, it was thought to be a good plan to organize a society of girls to promote the Athletics of the school as well as all other school activities. The Society was organized upon a purely democratic basis through the efforts of some of the girls. The name of the society, G. 0. P., was suggested by the political activities of that time, and as the society was to promote school interests, its name ought to suggest its purpose so the society became “Girls on Promotion.” One of the first good ideas that came from the society was that all members who wished to go to Superior ought to earn money to defray their expenses by their own efforts, and if anyone did not care to really make the trip it was suggested she help some friend, who wished to go. So for three weeks before the departure for Superior, G. O. P. girls could be seen flitting about the town helping the good housewives of the city with their household duties, cleaning offices for business men and even husking corn and picking potatoes for the neighboring farmers. At last the time of the big game was close at hand. It was then seen that the efforts of the girls had not been in vain. Over thirty-five of the girls had earned enough money for the trip. A special car had been chartered for the trip, entirely through the effort of the G. 0. P. This did not end the activities of the society. The girls still continued to help school activities in various ways. A small delegation was sent to La Crosse; a banquet was given to the business men of the city by the Ag Ri Fallian Club which was prepared and served by the G. 0. P. under the supervision of Miss Francis. The society is still flourishing and has one of the largest memberships of any of the many organizations of the school. 53 Top row: Maxiox, Christenson. Gullickson, Kuexxixg, Weilep, Wears, Christopherson. Second row: Chapman, Quinn, Dopkins, Segerstrom, Cudd, Moore, Nelson, Thompson. Third row: H. B. Taylor, Pierce, Borxer, Prof. Wickland, Greeley, Lovell, Smith, Symes Bottom row: J. Taylor, Prof. Welles, Stephens, Pres., Prof. Kuenxixg, Burgess, Nelson J. Irle Judging Sheep 64 Early in the fall of 1912, when the new School of Agriculture had just started, it occurred to the faculty of the school that here was a splendid opportunity to do some real work in agriculture and bring our men on the farms into it. The work of the school must be in a measure theoretical and ideal. That of the farm is very practical. These two elements properly mixed are powerful factors in the accomplishment of results in any line and is just what is needed now in agriculture especially. To this end a society of men was formed composed of students in the School of Agriculture, faculty of the School and faculty members of the Normal School who are interested; and farmers of the community actively engaged in that occupation and any business man interested in agriculture. The first meeting was held the latter part of November and was an oyster supper to all members, given by the officers of the club. The next was an open meeting with everybody invited. The program of that evening was quite attractive. Since that time there have been meetings each month on the third Thursday night. In general these meetings have been pretty largely agricultural in the topics discussed. A great event in the yeaPs list for the club was the January banquet in honor of Dr. E. A. Winship of Boston. That banquet was prepared and served by the Domestic Science Department of the Normal and the G. 0. P. society. Since its organization the Ag Ri Fallian Club has grown steadily in numbers and in favor. There are now almost all the men enrolled in the School of Agriculture on its membership list and a dozen and more of farmers of the community, in all fifty-seven members at present. OFFICERS FOR YEAR President . Harold M. Stephens Vice Presidents . . Charles Chapman Harry Pierce Treasurer . . Winfield smith Secretaries Harry Pierce Milo Burgess Sargeants at Arms John Nelson John Greeley The first public work in which the club engaged was in assisting at the Farmer’s Institute held last December. At that time a large snare of the detail of caring for and arranging exhibits was carried out by A. R. F. C. members and they attended lectures in large numbers both days. The next public appearance of the club was to assist at the Stock Show held on the Normal Campus in June. It was an opportunity for a large piece of helping and the members did full service. The speaker for the banquet of the evening before was Prof. Geo. A. Humphrey of the University of Wisconsin. In every way the Club has proved itself a valuable adjunct of the School of Agriculture and interest promises to remain just as keen for another year. W. S. W. Prof.Karces. F. Carlson. Prof.Malott, Prof.Welles, Prof.Wickland, G. Jlliam, E. Mathews. S.Murphy J. W. Crabtree L. Elliott J. Low R. Erlandson N. Lixcer Early in the year, 1912-13, President Crabtree suggested to the student body that a Student Council be organized. He also suggested a plan of organization. A call was made for representatives of the various classes of the school and the following constitution was framed and adopted: Article 1. Name This organization shall be known as the Student Council of the River Falls State Normal School. Article 2. Purpose This Council shall act as an advisory board on questions referred to it by the President of the school; and on other matters which pertain to student welfare. Article 3. Membership The membership shall consist of the presidents and advisers of each of the regular classes of the school, and one additional member elected by each class. Article 4. Officers Section 1. The officers, elected at the first meeting of each year, shall be as follows: a president, a vice president, and a secretary. Sec. 2. The duties shall be those usually prescribed for such officers. Sec. 3. The officers shall serve during the year in which they are elected. Sec. 4. Class Advisers shall not be eligible to hold office. Article 5. Meetings Section 1. The first meeting of each year shall be called by the president of the Council shortly after the organization of the various classes of the school. In the absence of the president, the advisor of the Senior class shall call the meeting. Sec. 2. All other meetings shall be subject to the call of the president of the Council. Sec. 3. Ten members (two-thirds of the entire membership) snail constitute a quorum. Article 6. Amendments Privilege of referendum shall be given on petition of not less than fifty students. Time, place and manner of referendum shall be prescribed by the Council. 56 Top row: Peterson, Westgate, Brokaw, Shumacher, Lumsden, Beddall. Luberg, Smith, Nordgard, Upsahl, Andrews, Duncan, Weiberc, Carlson. Brennan, Andrus, Colette, Cudd, Conroy, Murphy, Fasbender, Johnson, Matthews. Larson, Simpson, Symes, Moline, Kelly, Cudd, Splan, Paff. Top row: Shannon, Bjornstad, Brown, Matthews, Encdahl. Larson, Johnson, Pittard, Connelly, Hofland, Vaughn, Lancer. Grecer, Taylor, Newcomb, Demulling, Rudow, Severson, Nelson, Hanson. Sylvester Maddocks Martin Sharp, Flesher, Wells, Neumann, McLeavy. GIRLS’ GLEE CLUB Chapman SCHOKKIEl.l) Paff Li; h erg Taylor Miss Willett Andrus Carroll Rudow Holmes Brown Gilstad Sylvester Sciiwarm Sylvester Davis Hunter Wf: BOYS’ GLEE CLUB W. Christopherson, A. Brown R. Erlandson E. Weilep E. Boerke F. Lovell C. Chapman R. Thompson H. Wears 4 P. Baird Q L. Kuenning _ W. Christenson H. Peirce J. Lowe O. Crabtree M. Burgess Prof. A. J. Wickland L. Bune W. Irle Wm. Dawson J. Ginsbach L. Goldsmith W. Smith W. Phillips Y. W. C. A. I-eft to right: First row: V. Christenson, V. Rasmussen, C. Gilbertson. M. Benjamin, A. Paff, M. Chapman, J. Morrow. Second row: H. Carroll, N. Norgard, A. Sylvester, M. Opsaiil, N. Hoffland. H. Vaughn, D. Rounsevell, A. Davis. Third row: D. Gardiner, V. Palmer, L. Wadsworth, S. Johnson, G. Brown, E. Brokaw, C. Mercer. Fourth row: A. Holmes, B. Scoffield, L. White, N. Matthews, N. Mercer, F. Lumsden, H. Simpson. President CABINET Mary Chapman Vice President . Lucy Wadsworth Secretary . Anna Davis Treasurer . Constance Gilbertson Membership Chairman Lucy Wadsworth Religious Meetings . Ethel Duncan Social Chairman Eunice Johnson Bible Study . Ruth Fessenbecker Missionary Committee Lola White Finance Committee . Constance Gilbertson Music Chairman Anna Davis Conferences and Conventions . . Adeline Paff 60 DIE DEUTSCHE GESELLSCHAFf Top row: Upgren, Gregor, Connelly, Currier, Ruemmle, Newcomb. Rassmussex, Solheim, Carolan, Rounsvell, Davis, Demullixg, Vaughn. Carroll, White, Gilbertson, Higgins, Wilcox, Mercer, Finn, Alton. Paff, Behrens, Buck, Behrens, Miss Zinn, Shepard, Francis, Thompson, Benson. LINCOLNIAN DEBATING CLUB Top row: Kuenning, Pierce, Gullicksox, Lowe, Erlandsox, Quixx, Kennedy. Second row: Mealy, Robey, Dickey, Prop. Karges, Prop. Goble, Prof. Ames, Stephens, Manion. Third row: Reardon, Finstead, Rudow, Boerke, Francis. C. Mercer, Phillips. Fourth row: Greeley, Brown, Baldwin, Muxshaucsen, E. Dopkixs. ATHLETIC OFFICERS A. Thompson I.. Kay P. Dickey J. Lowe The N. A. A. Previous to this year the students had two athletic associations, one for boys and one for girls. During this time, the girls had received no support from the boys in their Athletics, although the girls helped the boys. School sentiment seemed to demand that they be united, so Prof. Swenson presented the idea to the school, of combining the two associations. This plan was unanimously accepted and as a result practically all the students of the school belong to the Athletic Association. THE ATHLETIC COUNCIL In order to have all athletics carefully supervised, an Athletic Council was organized. This method of control gives the students an opportunity to work with the faculty and thus have a good representative working out of plans. By virtue of his office, Mr. Kay, the President of the Athletic Association, is a member; two students elected at the annual meeting, Miss Egan and Mr. Nelson; three members of the faculty appointed by the President of the school, Mr. Ames, Mr. Kargcs and Mrs. Swenson; and the Director of Physical Education, Mr. Swenson. It is the purpose of the Athletic Council to control and direct the athletic policy of the school; to manage all athletic contests and elect managers for the various teams. The Council feels that this year’s work has been a success. They appreciate the co-operation of the townspeople and faculty and the hearty enthusiasm and support for clean athletics from the students. 62 The following report of the financial affairs was made by Mr. Karges, the treasurer of the Council: FOOTBALL SEASON Expenses: Red Wing Game.................$ 36.SO Stevens Point Game............ 175.50 Chippewa Falls Game............ 68.75 La Crosse Game................. 95.15 Total.............................J5375.90 Cash on hand at close of season, 54.10. Receipts: Season Tickets, Subscriptions, and Admissions.................... 365.00 Dues............................. 15.00 Total......................... 380.00 BASKET BALL Expenses: Receipts: Ellsworth Game................. 6.96 Total receipts from all sources Stout........................... 27.28 during Basket Ball Season 326.47 Gallahad......................... 6.64 Superior....................... 92.74 Stevens Point................... 64.58 La Crosse Game ................. 70.50 Whitewater Game................. 68.92 Total......................... 337.62 Total......................... 326.47 Deficit, 11.15. KINNICKINNIC CAMP FIRE. NO. 1 This Camp Fire belongs to the National Organization and was elected by the Student Council as a school organization. The purpose of this organization is to show that the common things of life are the chief means of beauty, romance, and adventure; to aid in the forming of habits making for health and vigor, the out-of-door habit and the out-of-door spirit; to devise ways of measuring and creating standards of woman’s work; to give girls the opportunity to learn how to “ keep step,” to learn team work through doing it; to help girls and women to serve the community, the larger home, in the same ways that they have always served the individual home; to give status and social recognition to knowledge of the mother and thus restore the intimate relationship of mothers and daughters to each other. Mrs. Swenson, (Minnehaha), organized the Camp Fire and was chosen our Guardian. The following girls have taken the Wood Gatherers Degree and are working each day for new honors: Leona Bergman Gladys Brown Annie FitzSimmons Charlotta Gevers Amelia Hrdina Rochelle Junkman Ruth Kay Elm a Larson Ethel Luberg Olive McIntyre Myrtle Sylvester Ed th Tubbs Janet Wells Oaseda Winnona Mashtinnia Rainbow W a h-Wa h-ta ys e f. Nahma Red Wing Wabi-Waba Waneaa Wah-Basa Wawa Pocahontas Arrawana G4 GIRLS’ QUARTETTE M. Farnsworth 1st Soprano Anna Davis Ethel Luberg Mabel Mecorden 2nd Soprano 1st Alto 2nd Alto NORMAL ORCHESTRA W. Christiansen Gullickson Nelson Baird Newcomb R. Thompson Taggart Friberc Prof. Howard Wears Junkman Miller Junkman Currier A. Christiansen Vann 65 Vn mb seews mi e REVIEW OF THE FOOTBALL SEASON OF 1912 The 1912 football season opened with more than ordinary enthusiasm. Of last year's team, Bliss, Condit, Cooke, Cudd, Dopkins. Keith and Pierce were back to help carry the pig skin. Out of these veterans and the new men, Burgess, Dawson, Dickey, Nelson, Stephens, Richards and Kay, Coach Swenson worked out a machine that was able to win the Championship of our League. The first game of the season was played with Red Wing High School. This was an easy victory, the final score being 43 to 0 in our favor. The next game was with Stevens Point. The boys speedily pulled the shade over their eyes to the tune of 38 to 0, and had a merry time besides. After these victories on the home gridiron, the boys journeyed one Saturday morning to Mcnomonie to play Stout Institute. This trip was not altogether satisfactory to us. Stout somehow got the drop on our boys and continued dragging on them until the last whistle blew, when the score was 24 to 7 in Stout’s favor. The third game on our own grounds was with the Chippewa Falls High School Team. The Chippewa ices did not fulfill their boast that they could trim the Pedagogues at River Falls, as the final score was 16 to 7 in favor of the Normal. On Thursday, October 31st, our team, accompanied by thirty G. 0. P. girls, Coach and Mrs. Swenson, Mr. Ames, and the Misses McCormick, Sanford and Willett, left in a special car for Superior. Both teams played a good game, although neither side was able to score. Still our sturdy veterans did not give up; there was one more battle to be fought and that with the La Crosse Normal. It was a magnificent example of genuine football. The result of the game? River Falls Football boys were the champions of the Northwest for 1912. The prospects for 1913 arc promising and with Captain Elect Dickey as a leader, River Falls should put on the gridiron as good a representative team as she had in 1912. SUPERIOR GAME River Falls, 0; Superior, 0. On Thursday, October'31st, the football team left for Superior accompanied by the G. 0. P. girls, forty strong, chaperoned by Mrs. Swenson and the Misses Sandford and Willet. For weeks before the game the girls had been saving and earning money for the trip in every possible manner. As a result of their endeavors a large band of loyal rooters accompanied the team. The team and rooters left in their special car at 3:20 over the Omaha road. The entire student body and hundreds of loyal citizens accompanied them to the train. At the depot they were given a rousing send-off by the students of both the Normal and High School. The team arrived in Superior late that same evening where they were met by a large body of Superior students. The ladies went immediately to the Superior Hotel and the men to the Rossiter. The next forenoon was spent in looking over the town, visiting the Normal and in a fast signal practice by the team. The Superior student body had not been worked up to any degree of enthusiasm, but after the River Falls delegation of rooters gave them a demonstration of rooting, members of the faculty and a few of the students got busy and as a result had the biggest turnout to the game in the history of the school. The game began at 3 o’clock, Superior kicking, Connel to Richards. On the first down Kay went off tackle for three yards, Bliss added two more and Nelson failed to gain. Keith kicked to Connel who returned the ball fifteen yards. Superior gained for a few downs, then River Falls held. The ball seesawed back and forth during the rest of the quarter, being in River Falls’ possession at the call of time. Play was resumed in the second period with the ball in Superior’s possession on her own thirty yard line. River Falls gained consistently and carried the ball to Superior’s twelve yard line where they were held. The remainder of the quarter Superior was strong and threatened once to score. The half ended with the ball in possession of River Falls and the score 0 to 0. The third quarter was a repetition of the first, neither team being able to gain. Keith kicked to Daley, who advanced fifteen yards. River Falls held on fourth down and Superior kicked Connel to Kay. River Falls could not gain. Exchange of punts were frequent; the honors for this quarter being about evenly divided. River Falls came near scoring at the end of the quarter when Bliss secured the ball on a fumble, advancing thirty yards. Kay added twenty more. The quarter ended with Superior in possession of the ball on their own twenty yard line. On Their Way to the Train 6S Superior started out strong at the beginning of the final quarter, advancing the ball to the center of the field by means of a criss-cross tackle play. River Falls held and had the ball in their possession the remainder of the quarter except for a minute when Superior recovered the ball on a fumble. Keith and Dickey both made good gains on forward passes. Kay and Condit made a few short gains through the line. Keith tried a drop kick from the twenty yard line, but the high wind was too much and the ball went wild. Time was called immediately and the game ended 0 to 0. While River Falls could not score, they were a little stronger on the whole than Superior. Also on comparative scores River Falls is conceded the advantage, Cooke being the lion of the day. Bliss and Kay were the only ones in the backfield who could gain consistently. Keith got away with a few nice gains on forward passes. For Superior Connel, Susens, Smith and Daley starred. C. D. ’13. Their Special Car OUR COACH Bert E. Swenson Athletics in our school was given a new impetus this year in the selection of Bert E. Swenson as Physical Director. Professor Swenson is a graduate of the Peru State Normal School of Nebraska. Since his graduation from Normal he has finished the Y. M. C. A. Training School at Spring-field, Mass. During his student life he was active in all branches of athletics. At Peru he held down the position of center for three years. He was “ all-Nebraska” center during his Senior Year. He played cen- ter on the basketball team of that school for three years. At Springfield he proved his ability by holding down an end position in 1910, while in 1911 he was “ all-state” tackle. During all his career in athletics he has been known as the good natured “Big Swede.” At no time during his competitive work was “time out” ever called for him. He is a man who understands human nature, who loves men, and who enjoys a good hard fight. May his good work long continue. 70 Floyd Keith, Captain—End “Toy” Keith played quarter on the 1911 team, but Coach Swenson shifted him to right end early in the season. As a player Keith is without peers. His defensive work was absolutely above criticism at all times. As captain of the team he set an examp'.e of gittiness, faithfulness to practice and training habits that was highly commendable. Perle W. Dickey—End “Kid Biff” Light, but a little demon on defense. Handicapped early in the season by injuries, he recovered and won a place for himself on the team in the later games. As captain of the 1913 team he ought to be a wonder. 71 Edgar Bliss—R. H. B. “Villie” Bliss played guard on the 1911 team, but early this season Coach Swenson realized that the big fellow possessed too much speed to be left on the line, consequently he was shifted to right half and not once did he fail to prove Swenson’s judgment good. His magnificent dashes around the end always thrilled a crowd. His work in the Chippewa Falls game was especially good when his runs netted two touchdowns. Again in the Superior game he proved a star. Milo Burgess—Guard “Granpa” Burgess came out to practice the first of the season, an inexperienced man. Before the season was over his grit and “stick-to-it-ivcncss” had not only won him a place on the team, but through Coach Swenson’s careful training he had developed into a star lineman. “Shorty” Ray S. Cooke—L. Tackle Cooke was a veteran of three years as a tackle. At the beginning of the season he was put in his old position as left tackle and there he stayed as a defensive player. Cooke has no superiors. Seldom, if ever, did the opponents gain through the little demon. On offense Cooke was also good. When a hole was to be opened, he could always be relied upon to do it. River Falls will lose one of the best players it has ever had when Cooke leaves. 72 Robert C. Cudd—Center “Joe” Cudd came to the team in 1912 as sub from the team of 911 He had received his baptism of fire in the hard fought game at La Crosse in 1911, consequently he could not be called inexperienced. Never for a minute, from the blowing of the whistle at the beginning of the Red Wing game until the end of the La Crosse game, did he show the white feather. His passing at all times was superb and his defensive work was dreaded by the opponent’s offense in every game. Clyde D. Dopkins—End “Turk” A player who never starred, but who was always to be relied upon to do good, steady work. A little weak on defense but strong in offensive work. William P. Dawson—Guard “Parker” Dawson came to the Normal with three years playing on the local High School team to his credit. A willing, conscientious player who was there with his best in every game. 73 Edson Condit—Quarter Back “ Clementine” A veteran of four seasons. Condit was a valuable man to the team. His runs or live plunges were to be relied upon when a gain was needed. Leslie J. Kay—FullJBack “Big Chief”J Kay came to the Normal with four years’ experience on a high school team. This coupled with his weight, grit, cool headedness and rare ability as a general made him easily the star of the team. His playing, both defensive and offensive was unsurpassable. John Nelson—Half Back “Battling Nelson” Nelson came to the Normal from Hudson where he had played on the high school team. His exceptional speed and endurance soon won him a place on the team. His defensive work at all times was above criticism. 74 James Richards—Tackle “Phoebe Jane” Richards entered school late, but his punting ability and his rare defensive play soon won him a place on the team. Harold M. Stephens—Guard “Big Steve” A faithful, conscientious player whose coolheaded ness could always be relied upon He was kept out of the game the last half of the season on account of injuries. Harry Pierce—End “Cotton Top” Light but gritty. Pierce did good work in the games he played. His plendid work in the La Crosse game probably saved the game for River Falls. Richards Keith Swenson Bliss Crabtree Dickey Robey Nelson Maibr 76 TEAM OF 1913 Robey In all contests, Robe our center, showed his ability in placing the ball so as to aid in making the score. His height helped him against the centers with whom he came in contact. The team will miss his work next year. Keith “ Keith,” our speedy, quick-witted right guard, made a rather hard opponent in every game. He understands the game thoroughly and great things are expected of him for next year. Nelson “Nels” played left forward. This was his first year on the team and his basket throwing and team work showed him well able to hold down his position. He will undoubtedly be one of the best men on next year’s team. Maier ‘‘Benny” played left guard. He did not always try to make baskets but spent his time doing such effectual work as a guard that his opponents were able to make fewer baskets. He was considered one of the best players of the season and was feared by his opponents in every game. r Crabtree “Crabtree” played a careful, steady game all through the season. His position was left forward and he proved himself a worthy veteran of the game. Richards “Jim” played right forward the first of the season. A player who was always working with a determination to win. He was on the “job” till the last whistle blew. He was quick and always ready to help his team. BASKET BALL SCHEDULE Dec. 17. Ellsworth 18; River Falls 30 Jan. 17. Stout Institute 30; River Falls 10 Jan. 29. Glenwood 28; River Falls 30 Feb. 7. Superior 24; River Falls 17 Feb. IS. Stevens Point 36; River Falls 22 Feb. 21. La Crosse 66; River Falls 22 Feb. 22. Stevens Point 52; River Falls 15 Feb. 28. La Crosse 18; River Falls 15 Mar. 4. Whitewater 14; River Falls 34 Mar. 7. Superior 30; River Falls 10 77 Greeley Bliss Reardon Wears Baldwin Meath L. Dopkins, O. McIntyre, H. Nelson, M. Benjamin, Prof. Malott, G. Brown, N. Cudd, L. Conroy H. Neumann M. Sylvester 78 ttsmu SCHEDULE Apr. 26. Galahad at Hudson May 2. Ellsworth at River Falls May 10. Galahad at River Falls May 14. Hudson at River Falls May 17. Stout Institute at Menomonie May 24. St. Croix Valley Athletic Meet May 28. Hudson at Hudson May 31. Stout Institute at River Falls 79 SOPHOMORE CHAMPIONS. TRACK Athletics in our school received a great impetus this year in the selection of physical directors for both boys and girls. At the close oC a successful football season, Mr. Swenson presented plans for intcrclass contests, which 'plans were enthusiastically indorsed by the school. To create greater interest in these contests, Mr. and Mrs. Swenson presented a beautiful silver trophy cup. The class winning the greatest number of points is to have its name and year engraved on the cup. If the same class wins two successive years, the cup becomes permanent property of that class. The standings of classes as this goes to press is as follows: Sophomores, 16 points 16 Juniors, 14 points 14 Seniors, 13 points 71 Freshmen, 17 points 17 ST. CROIX VALLEY TRACK MEET At a meeting of the Athletic Council in April the subject of a field meet was introduced by Professor Swenson. It was considered very favorably by the members of the Council, who thought it advisable for the Normal School to conduct such a meet under the auspices of the Athletic Association, inviting all the surrounding High Schools to take part. The date decided upon was May 24th. Such an event had never before been held in this district, and the announcement of the Field Meet caused the schools to take a great interest in track work. It was decided that gold, silver and bronze medals would be given to the winners of the first, second and third places in each event respectively. It was also decided that a silver cup trophy be offered to be competed for in successive years. The team first winning it three times will come into permanent possession of it. The schools which competed were Hudson, Galahad, Ellsworth, River Falls, New Richmond, Glenwood City, Spring Valley, Hammond, Prescott, Elmwood, Roberts and Baldwin. 80 3ir HIGH SCHOOL EFFICIENCY By J. W. Crabtree Part of an Address Before the Nebraska State Teachers' Associationt 1912 ARISTOTLE says that economy is a virtue, but he adds that too much or too little economy makes the miser and the spendthrift, the worst of vices. Things in this life in order to be right must bear the proper balance to other things. Holding to the antiquated traditional view certainly becomes a menace to progress. It may seem to be a needless outlay if not a wilful waste of capital for a factory to install new machinery before the old is badly worn, yet one of the world’s greatest financiers has said that the chief clement of success in the management of a manufacturing establishment is to know when to throw the old machinery into the junk pile. The schools are certainly failing to contribute their fair proportion to the junk pile. Not only antiquated text books and out of date appliances, but methods and traditions galore continue to impede the progress of efficiency in the public schools at the present time. It cannot be disputed that vocational training will increase the efficiency of our public schools many per cent. But tradition looks upon vocational training as an unwelcome innovation. When the demand came fifteen years ago for manual training in the public schools, the people had in mind vocational training rather than what is now understood by the term manual training. Academic tradition fooled the people. It placed manual training in the schools, but carefully avoided its vocational features. It made manual training a disciplinary subject, with scarcely more of the practical in it than is found in any science in which there is more or less laboratory work. Every year manual training in the public schools becomes more disciplinary and less practical. The movement for vocational training has been held in check therefore by the conservatism of educators and without the knowledge or consent of the people. The college influence was doubtless the largest factor in diverting the wishes of the people in this instance. Business men see the narrowness and the fallacy of this high school view. Hard-headed farmers are not in accord with it. Why are teachers so slow to realize the extent to which they have been blinded by academic tradition? The people want, not the general, but the special. They do not disapprove of an avocation, but they demand for their children first of all a vocational training. They want this special training to begin down in the grades. They want it to continue through the high school. They want it in advanced form in the university. Sometimes the people are wrong, but in this instance the teachers have been grossly mislead. The high school is the natural place for giving special training. The high school can do this work better and more economically than it can be done in the kind of schools states are organizing and better than the special schools the congress of the United States is about to establish throughout the country. My plea is for vocational training. It is for home work in domestic science; it is for doing things in the home as a part of school work. It is for teaching boys to farm, to do 81 work in the blacksmith or carpenter shop, to keep books in a bank, to sell boots and shoes to write items for the newspapers, to teach in the country school. It is for teaching girls not to cut a hole in new cloth and to put a patch of new cloth over the hole, but to teach girls to mend garments where the hole comes in the natural way, and not only to teach girls to sew and to cook, but to teach them to make garments for themselves and also for sale, to teach them to cook their own meals and the meals at home, and to make pies and cakes and other good things, and to sell the same in the community. My plea is for a high school which will give a definite preparation for what the boys and girls will do immediately on leaving school, and for not only giving more serviceable knowledge, but for giving knowledge ol a more marketable value. My plea is for vocational training, not as a disciplinary subject, not as a part of a general education, but as a training which will fit each boy and each girl for earning an nonest living and for actually doing something in the world. THE HIGHER PATRIOTISM River Falls Normal—Second rT HERE are only two powers that can govern human beings, force and reason, war and law. If we do not have the one wc must have the other. The greatest problem before the world is how decrease the area of war and increase the area of law until force shall vanish and reason rule the universe. There was a time when man in his primitive savagery slew his brother with ho consciousness of guilt. Then as the curtain of darkness was lifted and enlightened man became an intelligent creature, it was recognized as a crime to thus needlessly take the life of a fellow being. Eventually individuals bound themselves into tribes; later independent states and nations for common protection. Today man decries the salughter of man as barbarous. But the ruthless destruction still continues in our international relations. The laurel wreath of human approval awaits the nation which dares to lead in the triumphal march toward international brotherhood, when the nations of the earth shall dwell together in peace and fraternal unity. It is well to consider carefully the ultimate results of war. What penalties do wc pay the insatiable God of War when patriotism calls for devotion to fatherland. Armed strife saps and destroys the vitality of a nation. It results in the survival of the unfit. During the conquests of the Mad Napoleon over four million Frenchmen were sacrificed to his personal ambition. Four million of the strongest, the noblest blood, the flower of France murdered to satisfy the uncontrollable greed of a single human being. The battle line has no room for the laggard, the coward, the weakling. War consumes the bravest, the most valiant, the most patriotic of the human race. And posterity has paid the penalty. The stature of the French is today over two inches shorter than the average stature two hundred years ago. Today the French peasant is but a weakling, the son of a coward, the child of the scum of the cities. The unexcelled strength, fearlessness and patriotism were forever lost to France and the world. Our own degeneration in the South immediately after the war which robbed us of five hundred thousand able-bodied young men was the result of this same cause, the extermination of the best. Fierce and bloody battles do not add to the righteousness of a controversy. Might does not make right. The guilty murder of thousands of innocent men adds neither argument nor weight to the virtues of the question at issue. Justice abides not always on the side of the strong nor is the most powerful nation the winner of the war necessarily the one to whom the spoils are due. That the weak should yield to the dictates and avarice of the strong is both unfair and unjustifiable. Humanity has discarded this barbarous view centuries ago and nations are recognizing the falseness of its logic. Yet Russia attempts to cncroacn upon the boundaries of Norway merely to secure an outlet 82 to the sea. And what can the peaceful Norse peasant do against the towering Russian Bear? What could the simple Danish folk do against the greed of the German when they seized Holstein? Has patriotism descended so low that it demands the immense sacrifice of human lives to help in the stealing of another’s territory? Heaven forbid! The human mind can scarcely imagine the vast sums of money wasted annually by the nations of the world hearkening to that indefensible cry, “In times of peace prepare for war.” In 1912 Germany expended £435,000,000, amounting to over nine-tenths of her entire revenue, on her army and navy. The war debt of Europe today exceeds twenty-six billions of dollars, figures so amazing that we can but get a hazy conception of them. Our own peaceful land expends over £400,000,000 annually in a manner repulsive to the ideals of peace. A single battleship costs £12,000,000. This amount if wisely divided among the poor and needy roaming our large cities tonight would warmly clothe and feed six hundred thousand of them. The cost of a single shot from one of our large battleships would give a man a college education. If Japan today were to appropriate for useful means one-tenth of what she expends annually on armaments she could relieve the suffering and appease the hunger of her own land and that of the teeming Chinese. We hear reports that thousands die there of starvation each day. And still the government begs moneys to feed her people while she appropriates millions to selfish capitalists who arouse the false ideals of patriotism, which results in the slaughter of innocent men. Oh, the fallacy of this system of today! How flimsy its pretext. Not only do the nations pay this direct cost, but they pay indirectly a vastly greater amount through the drain of forces which should be used in the production of wealth. The German nation maintains a standing army of five hundred thousand able-bodied young men, while Russia’s peace army consists of 1,200,OCX) soldiers. Like parasites they prey upon the meager income of the honest, hard-working citizen. Think of the enormous wealth which would be set free were these men but allowed to return to their own pursuits. Think of the vast burden of taxes which would be lifted from the shoulders of the simple peasant folk, were we but to put into practice the principles taught us by the great Prince of Peace, “Love thy fellow man.” It is upon the toilers that the burdens of war fall most heavily. It is from their rank that is drawn a vast proportion of victims who are offered up as sacrifices on the altar of carnage and destruction. It is they who go down in droves into unknown graves, who endure all the hardships and horrors of war and reap none of its benefits and little of its glories. Nothing arouses the pride, the spirit of patriotism in a citizen today as the quick tread of soldiers marching off to war. How our hearts quicken as the glorious pageant comes to view, the sound of martial music, the fife and drum, at our country’s flag as it waves proudly to the breeze. How brave and courageous are the “Boys in Blue” in their new, glittering uniforms, proudly carrying their muskets. How joyously they wheel into position at the command of their generals. What an inspiring sight! How it thrills and fires our very souls! And the multitudes shout their hurrahs! And we, burning with patriotism, cheer them on—ON, to what! Go with me now, if you will, to the battlefield. Here are our soldier boys, strewn on the field. All is confusion! The simmering bomb plows up the earth. The iron hail cuts the quivering flesh, the steel bites to the bone, the cannon shot crashes through the serried ranks. Under a cloud of smoke that hides both earth and heaven the desperate struggle goes on. The day wanes and the struggle ceases. On the one side arises the triumphant cries of victory, on the other the groans of defeat. But under the tumultuous B there arc bleeding bosoms and inconsolable tears. Whether in victorious or defeated 8 the shudder of widowhood and orphanage runs far and wide through the world. The meek moon breaks the dissipating veil of conflict and rolls in calm and majestic splendor over the scenes of the dead and wounded. Could you but hear the heartrending cries and shrill outbursts of anguish piercing the calm, peaceful air, or the softer murmur- 83 ings of home and loved ones, you who sit idly by, scarcely knowing the meanings of war, would rouse yourself to action to become among the most ardent advocates of peace. Could you but stand on the blood-drenched field of battle and see the mangled forms and festering heaps of the dead and wounded, how this piteous plea of the Silent would cause you to revolt against the tinsel patriotism which arouses the baser man. Then your tears would melt with those of the thousands of bereaved ones, and your prayers mingle with that of the disconsolate mother for the abolition of war and its fearful - atrocities. And as you sit in this calm and peaceful hall tonight, are you willing, oh fathers, oh mothers, that your son, in the bloom of manhood, the pride of your heart shall be torn from you, carried away to satisfy the thirst of bestial man? God forbid! Do you wonder then that the enlightened Christian world protests against this, the foulest blot upon our civilization? Will you not join us then in our plea for international brotherhood, “When, man to man, the world o’er Shall brother be for a that.” Already that refulgent star, the hope, the promise of peace, casts its rays over the civilized world. Next Christmas eve will commemorate the one hundredth anniversary of peace between English speaking people. Norway and Sweden, Holland and Denmark, and the South American Republics have already agreed to settle all further disputes by peaceful arbitration. All of the great countries of the world settle all cases not affecting national honor at International Court of Arbitral Justice at The Hague. This court settles on an average twelve important cases a year. In 1907 the Central American Republics agreed to establish a Court of Justice which has jurisdiction over all cases arising between them. High up on the crest of the wind and snow-swept Andes, three miles above the sea, on the boundary line of Argentine and Chili, has been erected the ideal exemplification of'this higher patriotism. War between these two nations seemed inevitable. It seemed necessary in order that the national boundaries be defined, that the strip of disputed territory be stained with blood. Then the Argentinian and Chilian, rising above the vainglories of self-love, the cause of this false patriotism which rulers and conquerors seek to thrust upon the world, discarded the solution through force and agreed to peaceful arbitration. The signing of the final boundary which forever abolished war between these nations was well worth immortalizing in marble and bronze. And there, on the boundary, stands the statue of Christ, the Great Prince of Higher Patriots, cast from molten cannon, immovable as the earth itself. Buffeted by the snows, it raises its redeeming cross and pierces the mists of evening. On its pedestal we read this solemn pact: “Sooner shall these mountains crumble unto dust than Argentinians and Chilians break the trust which here at the foot of Christ, the Redeemer, they, have sworn to maintain.” The old form of patriotism has been responsible for past wars and for the present hesitancy of many in this movement for peace. The old patriotism had been translated into a martial spirit. It taught men to repeat that slogan: “My country, right or wrong.” Let us tonight learn a new patriotism which shall change that slogan into these words, “My country, when she is right; my country, may she always be right; my country, when she is wrong, may God help to turn her to the right.” This higher patriotism shall define the honor of a nation to consist not in the possession of arms which shall hold all other nations at bay, but in the exercise of powers which shall inspire men everywhere to achieve the victories of peace. We must teach that higher patriotism which inculcates the idea that the ballot is more effective than the bullet, that the plowshare is more honorable than the sword, that the hammer is more noble than the musket, that the merchant vessel is more majestic than the battleship, that the schoolhousc is a greater fortress than any arsenal, tnat war is savagery and that Universal Peace is the highest achievement of civilization. Ray Sanford Erlandson. 84 SENIOR CLASS PLAY (Given June 23rd, 1913.) Sir Anthony Absolute “THE RIVALS” Richard Brinsley Sheridan Cast of Characters Joe Lowe Captain Absolute . . • Carl Miller Sir Lucius OTricger Leslie Kay Faulkland ?;■ Frank Herda Bob Acres Harry Pierce Fag Harold Stephens. David Paul Baird Coachman Robert Cudd Boy . Charlie Chapman Lydia Languish . Nora Linjer Mrs. Malaprop Mabel Megorden Julia Marie Laue Lucy Norma Wilford “THE SOPHOMORE” (Given under the auspices of the G. 0. P., April 17, 1913.) Cast of Characters Robert Stewart, The Sophomore .... Carl Miller Bud Kennedy, Captain of Football Team Ben Maier “Kink” Bannester, Sophomore Ray Cooke “Reddy” Simms ..... Carl Crain “Buster” Brown, Manager of Team Willard Irle: Livingstone, Coach ..... Paul Baird “Olive Griggs,” A “Greasy Grind” . Frank Herda Prof. Alden, M. A. B. B. Joe Lowe Hope Alden, His Daughter ..... Nora Linjer “Cousin Matilda” Dewiggins .... Sue Richards “Aunt Mary” Scott .... Lena Sharp Violet, Servant ..... Kate Caesar 85 President ORATORICAL ASSOCIATION Joseph D. Lowe Vice President . ■ . . . Ella C. Francis Secretary-Treasurer Carl Miller PLACES WON AT INTER-NORMAL CONTEST, 1913 (Held at Stevens Point) First Place Second Place Third Place Fourth Place Fifth Place Sixth Place Seventh Place Eighth Place Carl H. Daley, Superior Ray Erlandson, River Falls R. Harold Gee, Platteville Martin W. Wallace, Oshkosh Ethel Dickie, La Crosse Mr. Melnekow, Milwaukee Willis Clack, Stevens Point Ethel Baueriiann, Whitewater A LEAF FROM A NORMAL DIARY Saturday, 9:55 a. m., by Irlc’s watch—on the jolty juggly car from Plover. Left Stevens Point at 8:45. Haven’t any voice left. Someone said I’d get enlarged glands from yelling and so I’m going to keep still if possible for a while. It is almost five miles from the Stevens Point depot to the Normal—if you are carrying your own suitcase. The school is a labyrinth of dark and winding stairs. Whenever I would look for the River Falls room I would always go down to the basement because of some miraculous twist in the stairs. My, but there are a lot of boys in the Platteville band. I wonder what they arc like,—enlarged glands I mean; We arc going to yell. Laue and Irle jumped over the chairs last night when second place was announced. I wonder they don’t go into the track meet. Irle bought two carnations for a nickel and then the stems were broken. Ada has gone to sleep or else she is just going to sleep. We are going to cheer for the Lawrence Glee Club; wonder if they’ll sing for us. 86 COMMENCEMENT CALENDAR, 1913 Wednesday, June 11 Inter-Class Field Meet Friday, June 13 Live Stock Exhibit—School Campus Wednesday, June 18 Model School Exercises Friday, June 20 8:00 p. m., President’s Reception Sunday, June 22 11:30 a. m., Baccalaureate Sermon Monday, June 23 8:00 p. m., Senior Class Play Tuesday, June 24 10:30 a. m.. Class Day Exercises 2:00 p. m., Base Ball, (Class 1913 vs. Alumni) Wednesday, June 25 10:15 a. m., Commencement Address and Presentation of Diplomas 1:00 p. m., Alumni Luncheon and Induction of Class 1913 into Alumni Association 8:00 p. m., Commencement Ball 87 COMMENCEMENT PROGRAM Wednesday, June 11 Inter-Class Field Meet Friday, June 13 Live Stock Exhibit—School Campus Wednesday, June 18 Model School Exercises Friday, June 22 8:00 p. m., President’s Reception Sunday, June 22 Baccalaureate Program 10:15 a. m., Processional, Normal Orchestra Invocation Music Baccalaureate Sermon Benediction Rev. Bird Boys’ Glee Club Dr. John W. Cook, DeKalb, 111. Rev. Pratt Monday, June 23 8:00 p. m., Senior Class Play, Auditorium “THE RIVALS” Tuesday, June 24 Class Day I 10:30 Processional Piano Solo .... Address .... Response .... Class History Senior Song .... Class Prophecy Class Poem .... Class Will Song, Linden Tree 200, Base Ball, (Class exercises Orchestra Senior President Junior President Coie Winter Class 1913 L. Rudow and Stella Solheim Sue Richards Ella Francis Class 1913 1913 vs. Alumni) Wednesday, June 25 1000 a. m., Prelude Concert Music Invocation . 10:15, Commencement Address Music Orchestra Girls' Glee Club Dr. I. F. Roch Girls' Glee Club Presentation of Diplomas 100 p. m., Alumni Luncheon 800 p. m., Commencement Ball 88 Appollonia, Wis., June 28, 1913. Dear Lena: Having determined on continuing my education, 1 am very undecided as to which Normal school I should attend. Of course, I shall not go to a school that offers no social inducements, as I consider that a large part of my education. You undoubtedly could tell me more of that side of school life than any member of the faculty. Do you think I would like it in River Falls? Please write me concerning this. Lovingly, Bertha. Doughwhere, Wis., July 4, 1913. Dear Bertha: Of course, River Falls is the Normal of the state and you should attend. Why, girl, it’s just grand. Everyone works hard and everyone has just the very best time imaginable. Just let me tell you of some good times we have had this year. No one is slighted; everyone goes once in a while. Suppose you think there arc not many boys here—well, there are. The “Aggies” arc here. They have an Ag Ri Pallian society which, on the night of January sixteenth had an oyster stew. Oh, no; the girls didn’t get in on that. January twenty-ninth they rendered a banquet for Dr. Winship. A great many business men were invited as guests. The best part was that some girls, G. O. P.’s, prepared it and served it too. Good thing that people all had their leather stomachs along! Even the Freshmen have a blow-out once in a while. On December sixth they had a dance. Yes, sir; a real live dance in the gymnasium. They may be a little green, but their feet were dry enough to move pretty fast. The dance was the result of the Marshmallow roast which they had in the park about October twentieth. Everyone made a hit with someone out there. Then there’s the Aurelia Literary Society. They have dances for girls and girls only. The boys get green with envy when they hear of an Aurelian party. The organization gave three this year and everyone has a perfectly grand time. The last one on Aprir eighteenth was great. We tried to see how comical we could look and dressed accordingly. Judging from the laughter of the boys outside the window the girls accomplished their aim. Even the Sophomores are ready for a good time. October third is an important date for them. They had a big picnic in the park. Professor Wickland, our new English teacher, sang for them. They had such a good time at the picnic that they wanted another function right away. So on October nineteenth they danced and danced and danced in the gymnasium. Really, they didn’t go home until eleven o’clock. Shocking, I’m afraid. The Juniors started out bright and early in the year with a Wiener and Marshmallow roast. They held this September twenty-sixth. From all reports it was a glorious affair. Later they entertained the dignified Seniors at a Dancing party. That was exciting. They were just the best sort of entertainers. 89 The Seniors were as slow as could be to return this dance. But they are such busy mortals that they can’t be blamed. Nevertheless, when they did give a dance it was fine. Everyone had just a swell time. The frappe was delicious. Did you ever hear of a physical training party? They are such fun! The first one was given by the “Home” gymnasium girls to those who live out of town. Of all the good dope to eat! I don’t know where they got it all. The out-of-town girls returned this when Dr. Allison was here. They put one over the town girls by preparing their feed. Dr. Allison was so pleased with the little stunt in her honor. The Athletic Association gave a reception and dancing party in honor of our champion football team on December thirteenth, and a reception in honor of our basket ball team on the twenty-ninth of March. Then we had a basket social, circus parades and such stunts galore. But we’ll skip over that, as I think by this time you have a fair idea of the social times we have here and that after accomplishing our school work we have time to become acquainted with each other and to enjoy ourselves. If you do make up your mind to spend the next two years at River Falls, I know you will never have cause to regret your decision. Lovingly, Lena. L. E. S. T3. 90 GREETINGS TO THE ALUMNI 1. Alumni meetin’s are a cornin’ Bringin’ with them those we love Stirrin’ up old thoughts and feelin’s That give Father Time a shove. Youngsters cornin’ back to see us Alma Mater feelin’ fine It smooths the wrinkles out o’ livin’ To heve the boys and girls come home. 2. Shakin’ hands is mazin’ pleasant When the grip is strong and true And there ain’t no sound so movin’ As the hearty “how-d-je-do” Of voices rich with friendly feelin’s That fall upon the ear Like the music of sweet singin’ Fillin’ up the heart with cheer. 3. And we hain’t no call to grumble When we look the youngsters o’er; Seems-ez-if they’r better lookin’ Than they ever wuz before. And if I do say it, ez shouldn’t They’re a proper handsome lot And no discount to be reckoned On the gumption they heve got. 4. And our pride is overflowin’ When it comes to takin’ stock Of the places occupied By our pedagogic flock. Know ’em every place you see ’em By the impress of the school, And a firm unyieldin’ loyalty To pedagogic rule. 9t 5. All of ’em don’t stick to teachin , Taint in nater that they should; Paths of life lead all directions; Different ones may each be good. But of course the teachin’ notion Has the strongest grip of all And most of ’em find that vocation Secmin’ly their special call. 6. Some are hustlin’ round the kintry Fixin’ up machines and sich Makin’ money with their muscles Takin’ that way to get rich. And some are farmin’, splendid business! Livin’ in God’s out of doors, Neighborin’ with Mother Nature Makin’ friends with birds and flowers. 7. Some heve jined the legal business, And heve spoken for the job Of managin’ the scales of Justice And the righteous judgment rod. And the medical profession Has attracted not a few Who find in patchin’ up the body The kind of work they like to do. 8. Some are doin’ noble duty In the ranks of gospel work, Liftin’ up the poor and lowly Prowlin’ round where sinners lurk. And gettin’ married is a pastime In which some participate ’Taint no sin as I look at it To be harnessed to a mate. 9. But teachin’ is the kind o business That we favor more’n the rest Because it sort-o’ keeps one strivin’ To be allurs at his best. And it keeps him travelin’ upward, Though his footsteps dovCt incline To seekin’ upgrade pathways Thout he’s just compelled to climb. 10. There’s a certain phase o’ teachin’ That I kind-o’ want to touch, So’s to freshen up your memories With a truth that counts for much. Education ain’t much value If it don’t lead one to find In honest work the joy of livin’ And the blessin’ of mankind. 92 11. Likewise 'taint no scrumptious matter If you be chuck full of facts, Unless your life is gaged to travelin On elevated tracks; Boostin' every upgrade movement, Helpin’ on the cause of right; Mafcin’ “brotherhood” a motive In your life work day or night. 12. Teachin' finds its greatest service In inspirin' the human soul With ambition to be noble And its highest powers unfold. And in teachin’ it that failure Ain’t the foe for life to fear. But low aim's the pesky enemy Around which it or to steer. 13. Yes, trainin’ up the young idee To shoot with steady aim Is an occupation worthy Of the highest notch of fame. And though honors do seem skimpy From a worldly point of view, There’s a higher kind of recompense That’ll come to each of you. Yes, we’re waitin' for your cornin’ To our pedagogic meet Where your Alma Mater'll greet you With a welcome hard to beat. —A. H. S. 93 EAU CLAIRE BANQUET In connection with the N. VV. T. A. at Eau Claire, in the fall of 1912, there was held a banquet for the River Falls Normal graduates and former students. This was given in the dining room of the First Congregational Church of Eau Claire. Mr. Levcrett Farley, Superintendent of City Schools at Black River Falls, acted as toast master. The following responded to toasts: President Crabtree; Miss Florence Ahlstrom, of the Rice Lake Countv Training School; Miss Agnes Egan of Stanley High School; Superintendent Almy of Neilsville; County Superintendent Klingman of Dunn County; Principal Robert Mosher of Elmwood; and Principal VV. A. Clark of the Eau Claire County Training School. There was an attendance of one hundred and four. Action was taken to make this event an annual affair. Prof. J. H. Ames of the Normal, who arranged the banquet, was elected to arrange for the one to be held in the fall of 191 3 ALUMNI MADISON Bessie Whipp Earl Whitcomb Hjenry Rudow . Otto Winter Alice Poulter . Jennie Twetten Fred Lamson Ira Schoonover Letters and Science Law . Law Medicine Letters and Science Letters and Science Letters and Science Commerce MINNESOTA Kelly Clark Will Foley John O’Keefe . Frank Miller Pharmacy Law Law Dentistry WASHINGTON Tacoma Spokane Tacoma Oscar Baird Marcus Beddali. John Bille NORTH DAKOTA Dickenson Valley City Roy Baird Ella Getchell Nellie Farnsworth SOUTH DAKOTA White rock Loretta Bailey Majorie Chryst CALIFORNIA Berkeley Sax Francisco 94 D. L. Hennessey Martha Ames In looking through the issues of the Old Normal Badger we find that conditions in times of the past were very much the same as at present so far as school spirit, discipline and attitude and spirit of the student body is concerned. The following articles cited from former numbers will illustrate this: THE POST OFFICE It is such a recreation, Such a source of inspiration, A place where many students love to go. Just before they start to study, When their mental streams arc muddy; It’s the place to get them settled, don’t you know. What makes it an attraction Which draws the greater fraction Of the students to it every single night? Is it ’cause the little letter Makes the world so much the better And you think mail from home is just all right? When we sec them homeward turning Where is all the ardent yearning To read that precious letter, what’s the rush; Mail from Home is real exciting, Male at hand is more inviting, And they’re in at seven-thirty—yes,—Oh, slush. Anna Loeffler. N. B. The postofficc was evidently an attraction in 1907. Have times changed? MAY 1899 We Bachelor Girls We Bachelor Girls With puffs and curls, Are not at all to be pitied; We miss the joys Of going with boys. But for better things we’re fitted. We’ll carry the state And settle the fate Of all the men we know Our vote we’ll cast. Our word shall last No matter where we go. JUNE 1899 Senior Class Motto “To Thine Own Self Be True” Freshmen in History test, 1890: “The Jesuits were priests who came over here to invest the Indians.” 95 MISCELLANEOUS J. O’Keefe is making a study of colors. At present White seems to be a specialty. Fay Bennet seems to have much Faith in the Senior Class. The winter has been extremely “Savage” for S. N., even his cars have been severely bitten. Orin Stiehl is a great lover of flowers, but his favorite seems to be the “Violet.” It is probably too early to speak of gathering flowers but Mr. Pitts has discovered a Daisy of rare beauty. NOVEMBER 1909 By Way of Inquiry Why did Mabel Dodge? Is Elmer Young? Will Myrtle Woodburn? Whom did Phoebe Whipp? Why is Fred Short? Who all is Guy Owen ? Is John Gunning? Would you call Erma,Bliss? “Thor, what is your favorite color?” Thor, (emphatically): “Brown.” “What is a synonym?” “It is a word to use when you don’t know how to spell the other one.” So here's to you who have come and gone. Your success is borne on every wind. A more true, progressive, earnest throng Cannot in earthwide search be found. So here's to the name you have made for us: To your hearts most loyal and true, Accept as our offering of reverence, This annual which we dedicate to you. The Alumni of this school residing in Madison have presented a Venus de Milo to the school. It is pronounced a very perfect model of the original Venus and is a beautiful piece of work. (1898). The class of 1908 have planned a reunion for the Commencement of 1913. May every member be found in attendance. A hearty welcome awaits you at your Alma Mater. 96 DONTS FOR SENIORS 1. Don't walk too sedately down the corridor, as the children will imitate you You should be very active, as activity is the first law of childhood. 2. Don’t correct the language of your practice pupils—they should be original. 3. Don't pose for pictures—they might find their way into the Meletean. 4. Don't whisper in the assembly room or Mr. Clark will assign you to a front seat. 5. Don't get your class pins until you are sure of your diploma. 6. Don't hold any club meetings or other “meetings” on the city hall steps. 7. Don’t write lesson plans—it makes you too dependent as a teacher. 8. Don’t go to the postoffice at night, lest someone “shags” and you arc seen by practice pupils. . 9. Don’t linger and visit in the assembly room after school, lest you find the front door locked. 10. Don't make motions in class meetings—they might be defeated. _ j« Q .« C - SWENSON ITES “In order to expedite matters.” “In my letter I hold a hand.” “The boys will wear rubber soled shoes and stockings.” “Mr. and Mrs. Sewnson greatly appreciate your— (Said before every football game): “Now boys, this is the most important game of the season,—play for all that’s in you.” “Don’t hang over the gate. It saps away a man’s strength.” “A bunch of bones.” A “bunch of fat.” 97 WHO SAYS SHAKESPEARE KNEW NOTHING OF FOOTBALL “Down! Down!”—Henry VI. “Well placed!”—Henry V. “An excellent Pass!”—The Tempest “A touch, a touch, I do confess!”—Macbeth “More rushes, more rushes!”—Henry IV. There are those who have cases on Football Heroes, There arc those who have cases on Basket Ball Stars, There are cases on artists, musicians and talkers, But alas! what kind of a case is Mabel J. Walker’s? Mr. Clark: “Mr. Boerke, can you read these numerals, XCIII?” Mr. Boerke: “No, it’s all Greek to me.” Mr. Clark: “Wrong, it’s Roman.” It is said that whenever a joke is made in Carl Crane’s presence he always wishes to “Add-a-line.” Mr. Kucnning: “What would we get if we grafted a strawberry and milkweed?” Mr. Bliss: “1 don’t know.” Mr. Kucnning: “Why, strawberries and cream of course.” Miss Shultes (in Pedagogy): “Now, what does 9 + 5 equal?” Mr. Dopkins (suddenly brightening): “Fourteen.” Miss Shultes: “Very good, Mr. Dopkins, you do know a few things after all.” Dr. Allison: “What did we have yesterday, Miss Maddocks?” Miss Maddocks: “Why we had—measles,—smallpox and whooping cough.” Miss Willett: “What is an opera?” Ray Vann: “An opera is music composed by a man set to music.” Freshman: “Gee, Dickey, that’s a loud suit you have on!” Junior: “Yes, it’s crash.” First Senior: “What is most evident in Senior Class meetings now-a-days?” Second Senior: “The continued orations on Photography.” Mr. Dopkins, for how long have you leased seat 1, row 12? The very worst habit To get in your head. Is to send girls flowers Before they are dead. 98 BY THESE WORDS YOU MAY KNOW THEM Sue: “Sure, kid!” Cudda: “Hello, Pill!” Leary: “Going or coming?” Juell: “Search me!” M. Walker: “Hi, Hon!” Homer: “Squi-dee!” Nelson: “We’ll beat them!” Susie J.: “Oh, bliss!” “ Blub ”: “ I’ve got you, Steve!” “Dobby”: “Where’s Bess? Where’s Bess?” Annie T.: “If you mention Clippers!” “Lars”: “Well, down at St. Olafs!” Harry P.: “Nuf to choke an ox!” “Toy”: “I guess I know where I’m going!” E. Francis: “Oh, pickles!” tLowe: “What seems to be your greatest trouble?” ickey: “Naughtv! Naughty!” Jim Richards: “Take your time and hurry!” C. Miller: “Too true!” W. Phillips: “Yes—indeed!” Boerke: “Supposing—!” BessM.: “Gee, whiz!” B. Flesher: “By Golly!” Mr. Swenson: “In order to expedite matters.” Mr. Malott: “I wondah!” Mr. Goble: “I am frank to say!—” Mr. Ames: “Personally I—” Miss Pardee: “Of course, I am quite a stupid little thing, but—” Mrs. Swenson: “Now, then!” Miss Schultes: “So! what’s so? Won’t you let me have your hands on this? Mr. Kuenning: “Very well, then! All right!” Mr. Himelick: “As it were!” Stella Solheim: “I’ll tell you one thing!” Anna Splan: “Oh, dear!” Miss Fleming: “Class, are you getting all these good points?” Marie Smith: “Oh, gash!” Florence Disney: “Oh, love!” O’Leary Proven Innocent 99 Mary F. (In Economics): “Money is everlasting.” Mr. Ames: “Not with very many of us.” “Miss Maddocks” (In Hist, of Ed.): “Do you know any of these men?” Julia: “I know one man!” Mr. M.: “Who is he?” A blush—but no answer. Miss Fleming (In Geography, while Miss Pittard is locating a river): “Now, Miss Pittard, satisfy Mr. Erlandson.” Miss Pittard (in a discouraged tone): “I can’t possibly!” Mr. Malott (In Psychology): “Sum up the value of imitation in education, Miss Caesar.” (Silence). Mr. Malott: “This is your chance, Miss Caesar, seize it.” (But Kate can’t always live up to her name.) Mr. Clark: What added to 9 makes 2, Miss Johnson?” Miss Johnson, (Suddenly awakening): “ 3!” Miss Shultes, (Trying to recall some principle of physics which she has forgotten). Chorus of Voices: “No, no, that’s not right.” Miss Shultes: “Why, I am sure that’s the way it is. I studied that hundreds------ (catching herself), Oh, thirty years ago.” Silently one by one, In the infinite note books of teachers, Blossomed the neat little zeros, The forget-me-nots of the Freshman- 100 THE ANIMAL HUSBANDRY CLASS Mr. Keunning: “What is the distinguishing mark of the Shire horses?” Mr. Dopkins: “The white feather on the hind foot is the distinguishing mark.” Mr. Thompson, (Raising his hand excitedly): “It isn’t really feathers, is it?” NEVER? R. Vann and R. Junkman talking together. i Richards and K. McDermott in the assembly room after school. ct the faculty hie past at night. Lena Sharp talking in the library. Dopkins and Bess M. strolling. Norma and Floyd K racing through the halls and jumping over recitation benches. Willa B., Stella S., Sue R-, and Cudda C. late for Psychology. Bess Buck at the moving picture show. Miss Flint with her eye on reference books. Miss Cooke dressed in black. Bess Martin late to Physiology and Lena Sharp late to History of “Ed”. Ray Erlandson expressing his opinion. John Nelson talking about athletics, oc Lowe after committees. The editor after articles. LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO WAIT UNTIL: Seniors pay their class dues. Shannon and Crain have a quarrel. Juniors arc satisfied with the score. The Freshmen change their colors. Erlandson becomes Speaker of the House. Cooke grows up. The “Measley” people return. German lessons are shortened. Mr. Wright quits riding a bicycle. Harry Peirce laughs. THE WINNING OF FRANK LARSON (Overheard at Xmas time) Lucile P.: “I had him first.” Sue Richards: “He went strolling with me.” Blanche Flesher: “He took me to the depot.” Lena Sharp: “I took him to supper.” N. Egan: “He talked to me, but I knew he wanted Bess.” Bess B.: “Well,—I have him now.” What our school needs is more holidays.—Jim Richards. Said to the Seniors upon showing their pictures: “What a good looking crowd of Seniors we would have if they all looked like their pictures.” Heard from the Juniors when asked to take the Meletean. “I’m so busy taking Pedagogy, German, Arithmetic, Music and Athletics that I really have not time to take the Meletean.” 101 OWNERSHIPS Steve—Footprints on the sand of time Larson—His button hook A. Thompson—Her “purse” Joyce B.—Her cookbook label W.—Her jewel “Villie” Bliss—A McCormick binder “Bobby” Owens—Her whistle Rah! Rah! Gullickson—Brown locks Katie Caesar—Homer’s Illiad Ray Erlandson—“Taylor maid” clothes “Blub” Sharp—The Muffin man! Coie Winter—-Her Dickey bird Marian Taylor—Her orator Dobby—His martin Blanche F.—Her hunter TO WHOM DO THE FOLLOWING BELONG Many hours they have spent in her scat But they never used his for a treat, When e’er pressed for space They used any old place Where conveniently two “Kids” could meet. The front seat His camera Woodchuck A bunch of color Winter A barber A janitor An orator An editor-in-chief A position in Prescott WHO? Who invented the first binder? Ask Edgar Bliss. John Nelson, “the terrible Swede,” was heard sadly advising the freshman never to fall in love with a Senior. There’s room here for an argument. Said to R. McDermott: “Are you going to take gym today?” Ruth: “Oh, nol Jim is going to take me.” Music Student: “Isn’t that Lohengrin the craziest opera you ever studied?” Another: “Why, my dear, it’s grand!” 102 PREVENTIVE MEDICINE Characters: Dr. Allison, Miss McCormick. Setting: Mrs. Swenson's office. Name of Disease: Billitis (infectious). Cause: A tuliptical germ. This germ is hatched in chartered coaches on return trips from Superior. Germ transferred on playing cards and buggy seats. Period of Incubation: Nov. I, 1912, until death do them part. Symptoms: 1st Stage: “Villy” hanging over the bar in the office looking up his first semester stand-in. 2nd Stage: Development appears on way to Prescott. 3rd Stage: One month after second stage. Cold incites growth of germs on midnight ride from Roberts. 4th Stage: Sleeplessness and hearuche. 5th Suge: Final proof—“Bliss-ters” at her heels. Complications: Eye and Heart trouble. Results: Loss of much sleep. Wearing out of shoe leather. Lowering of scholarship. Killing father’s horses. Prognosis: Bad. Diagnosis: Made from palpiutions of the heart. Preventive Medicine: Complete quarantine of office. Keeping better hours. More sleep. AS HEARD IN PROF. WICKLAND'S ENGLISH CLASS Word General Meaning Example Apex Paradise Inexhaustible Unparalleled Morgue Biennial Pitiful Gimlet Highest point Garden of Eden Never played out Never come up to Place to identify dead bodies (our coats) Occurring every two years Full of pity Small tool for boring holes Mr. Swenson’s head Assembly room minus a teacher Mr. Wickland’s vocabulary G. 0. P.’s yelling Drawing Room Dance in Gym. Junior president’s bashfulness Mr. Clark’s eyes SAID BY H. S. SUBSTITUTES “Aren’t those H. S. students the dearest youngsters?” “Doesn’t it seem strange to have so many boys in classes?” “ Do you have R. B. or A. T. in any of your classes? Be sure and notice them Monday?” “How were your boys today?—Mine were full of mischief.” N. B. The above will be common expressions of the present seniors next year. 103 CHARACTERISTICS OF THE “CHAMPS” (As decided by their popular vote) The best looking man on the team—-Dawson. The best student on the team—Cooke The best tackier on the team—Keith The last man out to practice—Richards The man with the biggest feet—Stephens The wittiest man on the team—Bliss The biggest fusser—Condit The one to be married first—Nelson The one who will be baldheaded first—Richards The biggest heart-breaker—Peirce The biggest eater—Burgess The most popular—Kay The homliest man on the team—Condit The best singer on the team—Dopkins The biggest bluffer on the team—Peirce The sleepiest man on the team—Nelson The man who will make the best coach—Kay The one elected for Captain—Dickey JUST IMAGINE! Mr. Clark playing football Ruth McDermott.talking to a boy Toe Lowe idle Bess Buck in a crimson dress Ray Erlandson not talking Miss Pardee dancing a quadrille Dopkins without Bess Nora Rudow running John Ginsbach flirting Edgar Bliss in the office Sheridan Murphy with rubber heels Mr. Johnson fat Frances Carolan thin Susie Johnson without the giggles Lucile Dopkins as a dancing teacher Miss Shultes singing a solo Elmo Dopkins sentimental Ben. Mairs without Sue’s sweater Larson visiting with a girl I.eRoy Kuenning as an orator Mary FitzSimmons without a smile Frank Herda walking softly Harry Peirce looking serious JUNIOR SUBJECTS, SECOND SEMESTER Fussology Lovitis Kissammer Spoonographics ■ � 104 FAVORITE SONGS OF NORMALITES Carl Crain: “Where the river Shannon flows” Marie Smith: “That’s how I need you” Ruth Junkman: “You look awfully good to Father” Norma Wilford: “I want a Hudson man” Clyde Dopkins: “When Irish eyes are smiling” John Nelson: “The girl you dream about” Joseph Lowe: “Oh, the deuce, what’s the use.” Clarence O’Leary: “Be sure she’s Irish” Frances Carolan: “Ireland never seemed so far away” Jim Richards: “When I get you alone tonight” •Robert Cudd: “I want a girl” Doppie or Bess: “ I’d love to live in Love Land ” Claudie Mercer: “Make a fuss over me” Ruth Demulling: “I can’t be true so far away” Stella Solheim: “Night brings the stars and you” Dorothy Behrens: “Billy, I idolize you” Edison Boerke: “The girl I left behind me” Anna Davis: “Merrily on we go” (Wiggo) Miss Zinn: “Deutschland, Deutschland Uber Allcs” Helen Owens: “Some one is waiting for me”. Len Juell: “Whose little girl are you?” Willa Behrens: “Meet me in the shadows” Laura McCormick: “My Hero” Ray Cooke: “A girlie was just made to love” Gladys Currier: “By the light of the jungle moon” Ray Erlandson: “I’m the Guy” Mabel Walker: “O! Where is my wandering boy tonight?” Harold Stephens: “He’s a College Boy” His song has accomplished its aim. ------“ 106 HOO’S HOO? Who’s who among all other who’s about this R. F. N? Who even tells the Legislature what and why and when? Who hails from old Nebraska, with a reputation wide, and holds the nation’s educators friendly on his side? Who wears a smile that won’t come off, no matter how it goes? Who has a pair of glasses large and hangs them on his nose? Who’s always there when friendly words have anything to win? Who sits back in his office chair and nodding says, “Come in”? Who reads announcements from his stand and alters them at will? With here and there suggestion just to make things fit the bill. Who introduces speakers in a new and clever way, by saying Mr. So-and-so might have a word to say. Who reads the future like a book, then figures with his hand, to make our Agri-Normal the greatest in the land? Who’s doing much both here and there to put us on the map? Who says they may build other schools, it won’t hurt us a rap? Who’s policy is, “Do for others everything you can?” “Who is it?” did I hear you ask? “Why, ‘Prexy’ Crabtree, man!” Who is it came from far away, to help the Normal work and play? Who won some hard-earned honest fame whene'er he played in a football game? Who took our picture on the sly and never told the reason why? Who was never_known to give a slam? Who won “College Boy” for his epigram? Who ruled the Aggies wise ana well? Who good advice could always tell? Who will the school hate to seeleave? Who is it but the lad— “Big Steve?” Mr. A. (from rostrum): Will person who took the up-to-date waitress from the Domestic Science Room, please return at once. 107 RESOLVED Resolved: That I, Georgia Hunter, hoping that I can save myself much embarrassment and confusion as to dates, will pay attention to one fellow during the remainder of the school year. Resolved: That I, LeRoy He rum, will not continue to “fuss” so many nice girls, but will give extra time to my suffering lessons. Resolved: That we, the editors of the Meletean Staff, will have our editorials in on time. Resolved: That I, Wiggo Christensen, will invest in a Davis piano player to help pass the long evenings. Resolved: That we, the Juniors, will win every game next year. IN SENIOR CLASS MEETING Sec. Miller, conducting the meeting: “Any important business to come before the meeting?” Mr. Stevens arose and gave a long, urgent oration on the necessity of the Seniors having their pictures taken for the Meletean. Mr. Miller, after Stephens had been seated: “Any important business to come before the meeting?” Mr. Stephens, arising: “1 beg pardon, but that was important business.” Respective translations of three French children studying Hamlet, “To be or not to be.” 1. To was or not to am. 2. To were or it to not. 3. To should or not to will. 108 IF BOYS WERE GIRLS AND GIRLS WERE BOYS Now, wouldn’t it be funny if, for just one day, the boys of River Falls Normal were the girls and the girls were the boys? Can’t you imagine Leslie Kay hopping around with a powder puff in one hand and a tiny looking-glass in the other; and Harry Peirce vainly trying to get a glimpse of himself in the small but popular mirror (in the cloak room, of course) saying: “Oh, Perle, is my hair all right in back?” And then passing into the assembly room just think what a peculiar state of affairs we’d have if we should see our dignified Senior president giggling hysterically in a corner with Baird and Doppy. And just sec Ray Cooke over there, comfortably seated in the midst of his bosom friends, with a box of chocolates from his latest crush, telling what a hit he’s made with all the fellows. And there goes Steve, mincing daintily out of the room with the very latest thing in a hobble! Imagine Wilmcr Phillips with a large pink bow perched airily on top of his curly locks and Carl Miller flirting outrageously with that new fellow from Madison—regular college boy, don’t-chc-know. And ssh! there’s “Villy” hangin’ around with a heavenly smile, trying to catch a glimpse of his pedestallcd hero the clerk. . Turning the tables, imagine Gina Bjornstad coming up to Sue Richards, and giving her a good whack on the back with “Howd’yc Richards, glad to see your’e back again.” Anna Splan having, quite accidentally, bumped into and knocked down poor little Douglas Allard, politely helps him to his feet and continues on her way. And there goes Esther Owens whistling down the hall, jingling keys and spare change in her pockets. As for Mabel Oakcy, the “Sporty” cut to her suit and the stunning way she combs her hair have completely captivated the fancy of little Ray Cooke. Kate Caesar, we hear, has been expelled from school for whooping ’er up too noisily in the assembly; and Norma Wilford suspended for maliciously pulling one of Frank Herda’s beautiful golden curls. But, well, isn’t it a good thing that the boys aren’t girls and the girls aren’t boys? 109 MAY NOTHING COME BETWEEN THEM Mr. Wright and his bicycle. Carl Miller and his Shakespearian quotations. Anna Thompson and her blush. Mr. Mallot and Angcll. Gina and her grin. Miss Mac. and school spirit. Ray Cooke and his height. Marie Lauc and her red tie. Robey and the P. 0. Mr. Kucnning and the “Aggies.” Adeline and her Crain. Sue and her Sunday talk. • Harry Peirce and his agriculture class. Miss Berg and her assignments. Winnie Peterson and her lessons. Helen Newmann and the gymnasium. Lena Sharp and the Librarian. Practice teachers and plan books. Bess Buck and her “'I rcasural” duties. Claudia Mercer and her seriousness. Agnes Weberg and her art. Joe Lowe ana his presidency. Reummele an'd the primary. Mr. Goble and “I am frank to say I do not know.” Mr. Clark and the assembly room. Miss Zinn and German. Steve and Nebraska. Lydia Heinrich and her automobile. Miss Coggeshall and her “ don't you know.” NORMAL’S SEVEN WONDERS I wonder where he gets his money. I wonder how she can afford such hats. I wonder where he learned to bluff. I wonder if I’ll get a bid. I wonder if he thinks no one suspects him. I wonder if she thinks the powder doesn’t show. I wonder if we’ll have a test tomorrow. Mr. Clark, in Arithmetic: “Quit playing the piano on your desks.” Mr. Swenson, in Physiology: “It’s funny, but I’ve never heard of ingrowing toenails on your fingers.” Also, “A cold settles in a person’s weakest spot—usually in the head.” Mr. Karges, in Chemistry: “Can anyone else name something else you use in which Boric Acid is found.” Victor Forseth: “The main constituent of Talcum powder is Boric Acid.” 110 SEPTEMBER RAH, RAH, RAH, RAH, RAH, RIVER FALLS, RIVER FALLS! RAH, RAH, RAH, RAH, RAH, RIVER FALLS, RIVER FALLS, RAH! Sept. Sept. Sept. Sept. 2. School called at 10:30, enrollment small. President Crabtree looks glum. 3. Enrollment mounting higher. President looking more like himself. The new members of the faculty are formally presented. They blush and try to show their wisdom. The “Big Swede ’ promises to let his wife do the talking. 4. More students in. The making of a smile on the President’s face. YVe make frequent visits to the program committee. 5. Enrollment is up to the mark. The smile materializes. More visits to the program committee. Sept. 6. Still more visits. Sept. 7 and 8. Student and program committee rest. Sept. 9. The new students are critically surveyed by the Seniors. Sept. 13. Seniors’ faces show surprise, disappointment, chagrin, dejection, disgust, loneliness. (See Webster for other synonyms). Why? The Faculty committee on seating worked on Saturday and disturbed plans by scattering “fun” bunches. Sept. 16. Degree of Ph.D. (post hold digger) to be granted by Professor Wright after efficiency is attained in work on the new grandstand. Sept. 20. Giraffes vs. Grasshoppers. Profs. Goble and Malott do star playing. Sept. 21. Football season opens. River Falls vs. Red Wing. Our game. Sept. 23. John Greeley tries to escape from the assembly room, but is pursued by Professor Clark. Out after the third inning. Oct. 4. Oct. 5. Oct. 7. Oct. 10. OCTOBER (Mostly Football and G. O. P.) Big mass meeting in Gym. Stevens Point boys make a hit! “The better team wins” with aid of volumes of noise issuing from new grandstand. Quarterback Kay appears with a black optic. Carl Miller finds that scaling the posts of porches is an easier task than he imagined. Cheer up, Carl! You’re not the only one! ill foxaM jte ttectie Always Something Good At TAGGART’S Tha ftonaJUL, Sfanr Good Spectacles Good Medicines made to your order by an optical specialist. Examinations Free. made by order of your physician by a specially registered pharmacist BLOOD’S GOOD PAINT Good Fishing Tackle i Good Wall Paper the Wm. Shakespeare Junior kind. Try ’em when you need good trout of several good factories. Thousands of rolls of it Good Candy Good Ice Cream Good Soda in Season and above all Good Treatment ALWAYS SOMETHING GOOD AT TAGGART'S 7 he Store Call and get a perfectly good FLY SWATTER FREE Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Nov. Nov. Nov. Nov. Nov. Nov. Nov. Nov. Nov. Nov. Nov. Nov. 11. The girl and boys of school strive for supremacy in yelling. The G. 0. P. (Girls on Promotion) gets its start. 12. The G. 0. P.’s start working their way to Superior. Sue Richards breaks the record—and her back—by earning 32.18. 13. A day of rest. Some of the girls need it. 14. Great excitement. The G. O. P. is formally organized. 15. Girls of R. F. acquire notoriety. Milwaukee and New York papers give them a write-up. The “Girls on Promotion” rival the “Grand Old Party.” 16. The girls work at manual labor. They will surely reach their goal—Superior. 17. The professors leave for convention at Eau Claire. 18. Mr. Clark proves he has missed his calling by not joining the police force. Seniors disappointed in Prof. Mallott. He arranged for a test in Psy. during his absence. 19. Game between River Falls Normal and Stout Institute. Mum’s the word! ! ! ! 21. The “profs.” look wise. A result of the Eau Claire Convention. 23. Ella Francis, Coie Winter, Nell Egan have temporarily joined the Faculty force at the High School. 26. Class meetings. Hot discussion over class pins. 29. The G. 0. P. girls look tired. The life of labor is telling on them. 30. The special car for Superior trip arrives. Boys skip .classes on plea of decorating the car for the girls. 31. The student body escorts G. 0. P. and Football Boys to depot. NOVEMBER 1. School life anything but exciting. Many gone to Superior. 2. Superior bunch return triumphant and happy. 5. Our physical training director renews his boyhood by turning somersaults with the boys of the intermediate department. 8. La Crosse Normal football squad makes a hit at general exercises, and get hit rather badly at the game. “Our Boys” are now the “champs” in football. 11. Worried looking Seniors,—Practice plans the cause. President Crabtree uses fifteen minutes for announcements. 12. G. 0. P. entertains football boys and Superior chaps at an afternoon dance in the Gym. 19. Frank Iicrda got a hair-cut. Mr. Goble talked to the school on conditions in Turkey. 22. Boys’ Hare and Hound Chase. John Nelson proved the swiftest hare. 23. Perlce Dickey is elected captain of the 1913 football team. Mr. Swenson entertains “his boys” at his home. More of this on page 104. 25. Everyone enjoys Mr. Packard’s jokes. Edson Condit makes his farewell speech. All in tears. 26. Kay and “Doppy” have been granted leave of absence from Economics. (1:10, sentiment strong; 2:35, three cheers for Prof. Ames!) Privilege withdrawn. Both back in class. 27. Orchestra makes its first public appearance. Everyone happy. Students on their way home to eat Thanksgiving turkey. 118 JfarmerS anb Jtlercljantg g tate panfe Of fcitoer fall , Winton in G. W. Chin nock, President C. R. Morse, Vice President Chris N. Wiger, Cashier W. P. Knowles George J. Dodge C. R. Morse R. N. Jenson R. McGregor G. W. Chinnock A. P. Weld C. N. Wiger Interest paid on deposits. Drafts and Money Orders issued at lowest rates. Buy and sell Foreign and Domestic Exchange. Collections receive our prompt attention. Customers granted every accommodation consistent with conservative banking. The Journal Job Print PRINTERS OF ALL KINDS OF BUSINESS AND SOCIETY STATIONERY S. R. MORSE, Proprietor PHONE 29 CALL US UP WHEN IN NEED OF ANYTHING IN THE PRINTER’S LINE “Everybody's Doing It” Patronize Doing What? F. L. Baker Insuring in the The Drayman New York Life STUDENT’S BAGGAGE A SPECIALTY C. A. JUDD, Agent PHONE 24 114 DECEMBER Dec. 2. Dec. 3. Dec. 4. Dec. 5. Dec. 6. Dec. 10. Dec. 12. Dec. 13. Dec. 16. Dec. 17. Dec. 18. Dec. 20. Dec. 21. Jan. 7. Jan. 10. Jan. 11. School again. We welcome a number of new “Aggies” to our school. Boerke startles crowd with new joke: “ Don’t you think Winter is cold, Dick?” Seniors still arguing over class pins. Homer Elertson acts as substitute for Miss Pardee. He takes her place but cannot fill it. Ag Ri Fallians have banquet. Mr. and Mrs. Swenson present silver trophy to the school. Full dress party for Physical Training classes in Gym. Bess Buck hurries to school at 12:35 p. m. to study her German. Industriou Bess! Basket Ball season open. N. A. A. gives reception to Champion football team. Farmer’s Institute held down town. Ag Ri Fallians in strong. Seniors finally decide on class pins. Snow at last! Primary pupils entertain Normal students with a delightful Christmas program. Vacation—and much needed rest. Prof. Ames dreams he is Vice President of the United States. JANUARY School re-opens. Grind again. Indoor track meet. Everyone stiff. Still stiff. GO TO A. W. LUND’S HARDWARE FOR TRUNKS :: SUITCASES FISHING TACKLE :: SPORTING GOODS KEEN KUTTER TOOLS ETC., ETC. 115 I. I. LUSK FURNITURE, CARPETS RUGS, UPHOLSTERING Picture Framing Neatly Done RIVER FALLS...........WISCONSIN Consolidated Lumber Co. Dealers In LUMBER, COAL, LIME AND CEMENT Finn Beschta Barbers Bath Room Agency tor EAU CLAIRE STEAM LAUNDRY Tobacco and Fruits and Cigars Vegetables Chas. F. Heinrich DKALEK in Staple and Fancy Groceries River Falls, Wis. DRANDECEE KINCAID A CO. CLOTHES. Grand Array of New Spring Clothes for the College Man Beautiful Blue Serges Nobby Tans Grays and Browns $15 $18 $20 $22.50 $25 $28 to $35 Come in and look whether you wish to purchase or not H. A. Hagestad THE NORMAL BOY’S STORE River Falls’ Largest Clothing Store Bellemont Hat Arrow Collars HEARD ABOUT THE BUILDING L. Juell: “I get this often—an acute,, contagious disease called zero.” FOUND Bliss in the office. Cook on the grandstand. Gullickson and His in the library. Hugh is Lowe, but yet he’s high. Mr. Welles: “What do you think about it, John?” Stenographer: “What is his last name, please?” Mr. W.: “This is Mr. Greeley.” John, (rising and bowing): “I’m pleased to know you, sir.” Why do they raise saddle horses in Germany, Miss Johnson? “So they can use them in the navy.” Practice Teacher: “ What is a skeleton ?” Joe: “Please, it’s a man with his insides-out, and his outsides off.” HOW TO KILL THE SCHOOL ANNUAL 1. Do not subscribe. Borrow your neighbor’s paper. Be a sponge. 2. Look up the ads and trade with the other fellow. Be a chump. 3. Never contribute anything and criticize everything in the paper. Be a coxcomb. 4. Tell your neighbor the book costs-too much. Be a squeeze. 5. If you can’t get a hump on your anatomy and help make it a success—be a corpse. Hur: “I can’t find aeroplane in this dictionary.” Hym: “Have you looked on the fly leaf?” 117 Jan. 13. Jan. 15. Jan. 17. Jan. 18. Jan. 21. Jan. 24. Jan. 27. Jan. 30. Fed. 3. Feb. 5. Feb. 7. Feb. 12. Feb. 14. Feb. 17. Feb. 19. Feb. 24. Feb. 25. Feb. 28. Mar. 4. Mar. 5. Mar. 6. Mar. 7. Mar. 8. Mar. 10. Mar. 11. Mar. 12. Mar. 17. Prof. Gark entertains us at general exercises by reading “pleasing” selections —on Death. G. 0. P. have circus day: Blub Sharp, Marie Smith, and Dorothy Taggart star performers. “Steve” elected class photographer. Mr. Sims talks to school and reveals some surprising facts about various members of our faculty. Miss Mosher left for Egypt and Nile. Mr. Clark renews his youth by dancing an old-fashioned square dance at the Senior party. “Steve” appears with his camera. Aurelia Lit. have country school program. “Steve” missed the opportunity of his life—he and his camera. G. O. P. prepare banquet for Ag Ri Fallian in honor of Dr. Winship of Boston. Exams. A day of long faces with the worst yet to come. FEBRUARY First semester’s marks out. Much weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth! Mr. Johnson, Manual Training Assistant, makes his debut as a member of the faculty. Dr. Allison is with us again. Superior boys play basketball. G. 0. P. serve oyster stew to members of both teams. Lincoln program. Valentine Box at primary. Great excitement for them. Big case of measles. Prof. Wickland is first to succumb. Primary closed because they all broke out (with measles). Primary opens again. Primary closes again. Practice teachers there wear long faces. (Long across). President Crabtree speaks of the lack of “love cases” and rag dancing in school. Why do the two Bessies look fussed? Local oratorical contest. Great class rivalry. Juniors win. B. B. boys play La Crosse in best game of season. MARCH Whitewater Normal plays B. B. here. WE BEAT. Mr. Swenson gets a “city” hair-cut. Battle of brains. Clark vs. Goble. Mr. Mallott acts as President. “No announcements.” B. B. Boys go to Superior. Physiology class gets out of a recitation. Big runaway. Bess and “Doppy” can give details. “Doppy” is hero of hour. He comes to school with his head tied up. Dr. Allison comes as measles go. Junior boys beat Seniors in B. B. by one point. Pretty close shave, boys! Mock trial. O’Leary is acquitted. 118 Go to Bill's for Seasonable Delicacies Oyster Stew Ice Cream Fresh Box Candy Come in after a hard day’s work Rest and refresh yourself The White Front Bakery Guarantees Satisfaction J. W. WOEHRLE, Proprietor Mar. 18. Mar. 19. Mar. 24. Mar. 26. Mar. 27. Mar. 28. Mar. 31. April 1. April 4. April 5. April 7. April 9. Indoor track meet for Model Grades, witnessed and conducted by Mode! teachers. Out on parole for three days—Spring vacation. Back to the workhouse for another term. Erlandson and Miss Schlosser leave for the contest at Stevens Point. Mr. Himelick talks on “The Fruits of an Education.” The seven delegates leave for Stevens Point. Miss Pardee gives splendid talk on the “Evolution of the Book,” the first three pictures of which set were presented by the class of 1912. Miss Schlosser tells of the contest. Superintendent Fuller of Hudson gives short address. APRIL Willard Irle told us about the trip to Stevens Point. The delegates gave us a sample of their yelling. Aurelia Lit. Society give dance in Gym. Joe Lowe has been enquiring as to the temperature of Hell. He thinks seriously of spending his vacation there. Primary children give dances and games before the practice teachers in Gym. Julia M. vows never to be in the company of Eldred Bennett again. Think twice before you speak. Preliminary girls B. B. games. Sophomores and Juniors come out ahead. 11 April 9. April 11. April 11. April 15. April 16. April 17. April 30. April 17. April 18. April 21. April 22. April 23. April 24. April 25. April 26. April 27. April 29. April 30. May 1. May 2. May 3. May 5. May 6. May 7. May 8. May 9. May 12. May 13. May 14. May 17. Box social in Gym. Proceeds to help furnish rest room. Local talent displayed in “Six Cups of Chocolate. ’ Ray Cooke is the hero of the play. Steve shows himself as a true farmer in “Maud Muller.” The Organizations were surely on the fence. Mr. Lindholm makes a speech. Leslie Kay has mumps. Who looks lonely? Fishing day in jungle town. Truant officer knocked out of a job as model grades were given a vacation. Mr. and Mrs. Swenson find out the difference between a trout and a sucker. Normal Orchestra entertains the school with several beautiful selections. Prof. Swenson fails to keep his promise made Sept. 3rd. The Normal Orchestra entertains the school. “The Sophomore” was played in the Auditorium by members of the G. O. P. and N. A. A. It made quite a hit. A noticeable event behind scenes—a very “scenic” entrance of two stage-door Johnnies. Oration on “The Student Council” by Joe Lowe. A sensation has arrived in school. Kate Caesar went home to remain the rest of the quarter on account of whooping cough. The Sensation is named. Miss Mabel Oakey, formerly of Downer College and U. of W. Triangle Club presents “The New Minister” at the Congregational church parlors. R. Cooke enjoys the “Sensation.” Epidemic of mumps catches Keith, Ginsbach, Darcy, S. Murphy, Dawson and others. Carl Miller repeats Cooke’s enjoyment of the twenty-fifth. The Investigating committee and their stenographers are on duty. Our teachers are decidedly fussed when giving compulsory dictation. The practice teachers can fully appreciate their feelings. MAY A violin recital by Armand Christianson of the Seventh Grade. Announcement made by Mr. Swenson of St. Croix Valley Field Meet, due on the twenty-fourth. “The boys” play Galahad in first game of the season. The least said, the soonest forgotten. The Investigating committee is still on duty. Still on. Game with Galahad on home ground. We won—but such a close margin. Musical given by Raymond Vann, accompanied by Miss Ruth Junkman. The Boys’ Glee Club proved verv entertaining. Mr. Farmer of the Committee addresses Assembly and tells the purpose and work of the Committee. Great excitement at school over the district declamatory contests held in Opera Hall. The delegates were entertained by Normal students. First place in Girls’ Contest won by Chippewa Falls; in Boys’ by Arcadia. A frequent query heard among Seniors: “Got your English Notebook in?” The Boys’ Tennis Club is started. A farewell reception and party given in honor of Miss Laura McCormick and the G. 0. P. Miss McCormick leaves for Madison, Saturday the 17th, to enter a position as private secretary of Dean of Extension Department at the University of Wisconsin. 120 WHY I CAME TO NORMAL F. Carson: To ornament the class rooms. M. Oakcy: Because I couldn't spend money fast enough at the U. Christophcrson: Because Anna came. Ginsbach: Because there are so many girls here. Dickie: To spend the Winter. Nelson: To teach the jackrabbits how to run. Stephens: To be a college boy. Nell E.: To see (k a) learning. E. Owens: Because my mama sent me. Miller: To be a cosmopolitan fusser. M. Laue: To be a leading lady. Homer E.: To learn how to “draw” a salary. H. Owens: Because (she) thought she “Otto.” {. Lowe: To prepare myself for Presidential Chair. Herda: To set a brilliant example. J. Maddocks: To imitate Horatius at the Bridge. L. Sharp: Because my folks thought it a good place to send a child to. Boerke: To learn to be “Amyable.” G. Brown: To sport a diamond. CHARACTERISTICS BY WHICH SOME NORMALITES CAN BE DISTINGUISHED Ruth Junkman: Her Vanity. Laura McCormick: Her Blissfulness. Anna Thompson: Her Vr onality. Joyce Beddall: Her Cookery. C. Dopkins: His Martyr (in) dom. Mabel Walker: Her Len tyy also her JtuUs. Ray Erlandson: His Taylor. Dorothy Taggart: Her Miller or “ Crabs.” Ruth Moline: Her Frankness. Gullickson: His Gladness. EXCHANGES “Pa, what is a football coach?” “The ambulance, I suppose.” Teacher: “John, how is it you stood higher in your studies in December than you did in January?” John: “Why, everything is marked down after the holidays.” Sanitary Market We not only keep out market in a sanitary condition, but buy only such meat as we know will be satisfactory to our customers. Everything in Fresh and Cured Meats TELEPHONE 66 Tomlinson’s Meat Market 121 Kodaks Stationery R. S. Freeman Son DRUGGISTS A Complete Line of all Drugs Post Cards Lowney’s Pianos and Organs Victor Phonographs and Band Instruments QUALITY REMEMBERED LONG AFTER PRICES ARE FORGOTTEN River Falls A. Johnson Piano Co. Wisconsin R. X. JENSON SONS DEALERS IN GENERAL RTVPR fat is MERCHANDISE Wisconsin 122 J. W. ALLARD When in need of Dry Goods Groceries Shoes Gents’ Furnishings come in and see us. Satisfaction guaranteed. If you can’t come, telephone Dry Goods 269 Groceries 362 J. W. ALLARD HOW MANY EXCUSES LIKE THESE HAVE YOU HANDED IN? Out of town. My help was needed at home. Went Ashing. Had a nose bleed. Had headache so went home. Sickness. Dinner served later than usual. Called away. I was sick. Had to stay home and tend the baby. At primary. Did not get back in time. Not feeling able to attend classes. Mother went to the city. Clocks were half an hour slow. Couldn’t And my only collar button. Sore eyes. Broke my glasses. Date with the dentist. Overslept. Absentmindedness. I had to stay home and wash, mother was away. I ate a banana in the morning and it made me sick and I couldn’t come till 9 a. m. Grandfather died, was called home to cook. Mother was called suddenly, so I had to stay home. 123 Oysters and Fish Game in Season The Model Meat Market Vincent Fait, Prop. Fresh and Salt Meats Let us “meat” you. You may go farther and fare worse. Whoever we “meat” is well fed. Well fed stock produces Prime Meats of all kinds. If that’s the kind you’re looking for don’t bother about shopping, but give us your business right along. You’ll be satisAed and save money. FAMOUS COUPLES OF OUR NORMAL First the bat and then the ball, Layton Goldsmith and Hildred Dahl. Second, the couple that dance in a whirl, Anna Larson and Willard Irle. Third, the couple that could drown in a tank, Birdie Reed and Shannon, Frank. Fourth, the couple that want the parson, Bessie Buck and Frankie Larson. Fifth, the couple that went for a ride, Bess Martin and Dopkins, Clyde. Sixth, hop to it with might and main, Adeline Shannon and Carl C. Crain. Seventh, the couple that walked just so, Tommie Larson and Bertha Doe. Eighth, the couple that studied the gorge, Ethel Luberg and Julian, George. Ninth, the couple that will laugh at this, Miss McCormick and Edgar Bliss. Tenth, the couple that sigh “Come back,” Byrne Lovell and Ruthie Black. Eleventh, the couple that acts kind of silly, Elmo Dopkins and Benjamin, Millie. Twelfth, the couple that has no sins, Douglas Allard and Naonie Simms. BASEBALL IN BIBLE TIMES Gideon rattled the pitcher before the camp of the Midianites; the devil coached Eve to steal first and Adam to steal second; Cain made a base hit; Sampson struck out when he -slew the Philistines; and the Prodigal made a home run. Heard at breakfast as train is coming in October 18th. “Say, that's the best train this year.” “Why?” “Because it’s taking away a whole train load of teachers to the convention.” Heard in practice class: “What is the meaning of false doctrine, Willie?” “It's when a Doctor gives the wrong stuff to a patient.” “How many ribs have you, Johnny?” ■“I don't know, teacher. I’m so awfully ticklish I never could stand to count them.” 124 Studying Hard f After a hard day's work at school come to the Home Bakery and be refreshed with our Fancy Drinks or Sodas. Full line of Medder's and Starkel’s Chocolates. We handle a full line of Morse’s package goods. Lunches at all JJ. Q WENZEL Confectionery Hours , Regular Meals i n o p a i B tor ° , _ _ Cigars Served RIVER FALLS : : WISCONSIN BUTTER ANI) EGGS FRUITS ANI) VEGBTABLES Newly Furnished Strictly Modern THEO. JENSEN STAPLE AND FAN 9 Y GROCERIES Phone 189 Hamilton Sutherland Hotel Gladstone Grocers Phono 10 River Falls : : : Wisconsin 125 Telephone 100 c. d. McKinnon PR O PR IETOR Ashley Dawson PHYSICIANS and SURGEONS OFFICE 115 Tremont Block RESIDENCE Fourth and Cedar Street OFFICE HOUR8 10 to 12 a. m. 2 to 4:30 p. m. 7 to 8 p. m. _ TELEPHONES Office 340 Residence 327 River Falls : : Wisconsin For Sale! For Sale Cheap, after June 30th, my excuse. It has served me well. Harry Peirce It’s bad enough to be in the right church and the wrong pew, but when you get in the wrong church and the right pew—how goes it Leona B. and Janet W. ? E. Randolph Smith Osteopathic Physician Rooms 101-102 Tremont Bldg. Phone No. 358 House Phone 322 DR. RIGHTER Mr. Swenson: Why do they call the cord at the elbow the funny Dentist bone? L. D.: Because you have a Office in funny sensation when you hit it. TIMES BUILDING Mr. S.: No, because it borders Phones on the humerus. Rcsidonco 342 Office 170 For Sale! Dr. Cairns Or will give to a competent Physician person my position as Editor- And in-Chief after June 27th, 1913 Surgeon No shirks need apply. NELL EGAN TREMONT BUILDING 126 $15 Quality and Service at the Popular Price Today fifteen dollars is the bull’s-eye price in the retail clothing business. There are many high priced lines but Johnson Cranmer Co. Economists for the People by specialized organization are able to give efficient tailoring and efficient service at medium prices. We can meet any kind of competition with our line. We offer a vast selection of distinctive patterns ranging from $10.00 to $27.50. Young men, if you are interested in wonderful values, medium prices and good service, come in and see us. We have a complete line of furnishings manufactured by the best concerns that make Hats, Caps, Gloves, Shirts, Ties, etc. We Protect You from High Prices and Imperfect Goods Johnson Cranmer Co. RIVER FALLS, WISCONSIN. That there are more important things in this world than clothes. We realize that as the Poet says: “A MAN'S A MAN FOR ’A THAT, but unfortunately people will judge a person by the clothes that they wear. It is important that you choose the right kind, and YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO COME IN and inspect our line. FOR THE GIRLS: L System Suits Selby Shoes Walkover Shoes Munsing Underwear Quaker City Shirts Kabo Corsets Gordon Hats Princess Eleanor Dresses Munsing Union Suits The best values in Suits, Neckwear, The latest in Socks, Ties, Gloves, etc. Waists, Coats, etc. Stewart Mercantile Co. Even We Admit FOR THE BOYS: 127 OUR NORMAL SCHOOL IS ALL O. K. An Old Time Song. (Air—Captain Jenks) In wisdom’s ways we love to stray, Our Normal School is all 0. K., We learn our lessons every day, And tug at pedagogy. We go to school at eight o’clock And buckle down to weary work, And much we trust to our good luck, In learning pedagogy. Chorus: For in wisdom’s ways we love to stray, Our Normal School is all 0. K., We learn our lessons every day, And tug at pedagogy. Our teachers teach with wondrous skill, And try their best our minds to fill, And boost us up the difficult hill Of pedagogic learning. In recitation we never flunk, We’re trained to exercise our spunk, And with the “fixtures” never munk, But strictly tend to business. Chorus: Rhetoricals are our delight, For them we work with all our might, They sharpen up our wits so bright And help our pedagogy. And when it comes to practice work, We never, never try to shirk, But write our plans with a cheerful smirk, And lay them on the table. Chorus: Athletic sports have won us fame, Sometimes we chance to win a game; And then our pride is all aflame With blandishments of glory. But Fame is fickle and so we turn To honest work our bread to earn. Exams, we meet with courage firm, And stick to pedagogy. Chorus: The lads and lasses of our school Were never known to break a rule; They are as stubborn as a mule In keeping study hours.. If to the postoffice they go, They hurry home with footsteps slow In company with—well, you know who, And strictly tend to business. Chorus : 128 Oxfords for The Stylish Woman Wc show a complete stock of correct styles in finest leathers and select fabrics. There is great satisfaction in knowing that your shoes are down-to-thc-minute in style. Put your feet in a pair of Utz Dunn Co. oxfords and you have this satisfaction. Wc have exclusive sale of these shoes in this locality. WmWM J. S. Wadsworth CITY LAUNDRY First Class Work Done No matter how large the spot or stain, it cannot frighten us OIVF. US A TRIAL Miss Belle Kennedy CORRECT IDEAS IN Millinery and Hair Goods Telephone 240 Howe’s Bus and River Falls Book and Dray Line Stationery Co. The best of service guaranteed. Full Line of Current Magazines Especial Attention Given always on hand to Students’ Work. All the latest books will be found on sale or in our library Phono No. 47 Hotel Gladstone E. E. and H. L. LEVINGS, Props. 129 EXCHANGED JOKES “Have you any ancestors, Mrs. Kelly?” “And ph wat’s ancistors?” “Why, people you sprung from.” “Listen to me, Mrs. O’Brien,” said Mrs. Kelly impressively. “Oi come from the rale stock av Donahues that sphring from nobody. They spring at them.” Teacher: “Johnny, suppose you had ten apples and ten oranges and gave ninc-tenths of them away, what would you have?” Johnny: “I’d Have my head examined to sec if I wasn’t crazy.” Percy: “Teacher, did Moses have the same after-dinner complaint my papa’s got?” Teacher: “What do you mean?” Percy: “Well, I heard in Sunday School that the Lord gave Moses two tablets!” A Georgia school teacher, having instructed a pupil to buy a grammar, received the following note from the child’s mother: “I do not desire for Lula shall ingage in Grammar, as I prefer her ingage in youseful studies and can learn her properly myself. I have went through too grammers and can’t say as they did me no good. I prefer her ingage in German and drawing and vocal music on piano.” “Now, then, men,” said the gallant captain, “fight like heroes till your powder is gone, then run for your lives. I’m a little lame, so I’ll start now.” It was a little Cleveland boy, American born, who rebelled when his Italian father whipped him. “But, Tony, your father has a right to whip you when you are naughty,” said his teacher. Tommy’s big eyes flashed. “I’m a citizen of the U. S.,” he said. “Do you think I’m going to let any foreigner lick me?” A London cabby stood staring at another cabby who was in his way. “An’ wot's the matter with yer?” demanded the aggressive one. “Nothinks the matter with me, yer bloomin idjut.” “Yer gave me a nausty look,” persisted the other. “Me? Wull, yer certainly have a nausty look but I didn’t give it to yer, so elp me.” Mary had a little lamb, But it died long ago. And now she has a horse at school That translates Cicero. 130 Diamonds Gold Jewelry Silverware Watches Clocks Glassware For more than forty years the name of Brown has stood pre-eminent as the oldest and most reliable Jewelers of the Northwest. The name Brown on the box means much and costs no more. When in St. Paul step in and let us show you the facts of this statement. E. A. Brown Co. 87-89 East Sixth Street Saint Paul HEARD IN GERMAN Miss Zinn: “The prefix ‘er’ adds what meaning to a verb? For example, 'schicsscn’ means shoot; ‘crschiessen means to shoot with the idea of killing dead. What does ‘betrunken mean?” Class: “Drunk. Miss Zinn: “What does ‘ertrunken’ mean? Stella Solheim: “Dead drunk. Der Wirt von Hund und cine Lateme. Translation: A dog from the landlord and a lantern. Mr. Goble, to Sue Richards in English 5: “What does Tennyson mean by ‘The towering car, the Sable steeds’? Sue (confidently): “Why, airships, of course. Mr. Himelick in Industrial Education, explaining that the future course in Domestic Science for the boys to be called “Camp Life, said: “We will teach the boys to cook, darn, patch, and so on (sew on)--?” Teacher: “What tense do I use when I say: ‘I am beautiful ”? Boy: “Remote past.’ “So your husband is dead, Mrs. Jolly? I am sorry for your loss. “There ain’t no loss ma’am, we got the insurance. 131 GET OUR PRICES ON TAILOR MADE CLOTHES Dr. W. G. Fortune DENTIST Telephone: Residence 263; Office 86 River Falls : Wisconsin G. D. GALLUP PHYSICIAN and SURGEON River Falls, Wis. Office First Door North of Winter's Jewelry Store Residence on Fourth Street Office Houra: 10 A. M. to 12 M. 2 to 4 P. M. 7 to 8 P. M. Office Phono 155 Residence Phone 190 RAMER AUTO CO. WE CAN SAVE YOU MONEY WHEN YOU BUY YOUR GROCERIES FROM US, YOU GET THE BEST Livery and Auto Supplies Ford Car Agency NORSENG RAMer auto co. GARAGE NEXT TO POST OFFICE BROTHERS ; RIVER FALLS, WISCONSIN 132 COMFORT AND ATTRACTIVENESS These two elements are the essential features of our Tailoring We offer you a select ion of materials equal to any two tailor shops in Chicago. Our styles are authoritative while our fabrics are of guaranteed quality and eye-pleasing both in design and color values. We are selling to all our customer of past seasons and they are bringing in tbeir friends. You are cordially invited to call and look over our beautiful lino of Spring and Summer Patterns and Fabrics. Cleaning and Pressing The River Falls Tailoring Co. When you a. « Think of think of rhOtOS the ANDERSON STUDIO Two New Up-to-date Lenses The Latest Styles in Folders and Mounts PRICES REASONABLE Just East of the New City Hall RIVER FALLS WISCONSIN J. H. JOHNSON GOOD. RELIABLE FOOTWEAR NOTIONS STATIONERY SCHOOL SUPPLIES PENNANTS AT H. N. WIGER’S Repairing Neatly and Promptly Done SUITS MADE TO ORDER Latni Fabric PHONE 320 Cornet Mode A. C. LAUE MERCHANT TAILOR OraTAIM P ROHRS RCILMXO Kiver Falla. Wis. Twenty-one yean experience at Madison DRY CLEANING A SPECIALTY for LADIES and GENTLEMEN FIT GUARANTEED FRENCH DRY CLEANING and REPAIRING MRS. ADA MILLER Millinery RIVER FALLS, WIS. Phone 387 F. ENGDAHL “SSSHflT 13S 5 O'cae o$ on«TX£ )XvH oXtoo , Wmm ‘VU 4. Wn 54 ‘YvC % W c “T V s Co « - y xvVo Ut) ’XftXfcS Zvtvtv X'tvCCe.'cxao.xv 9 rcuss'tflo ve y ' CyrfC AXVx.G A ' Ve , Vve- rv 9fWvt4 Your Patronage is Solicited for the Alert Business Men of River Falls The alert Business Man advertises in The Meletean The Staff. AMUSING ANSWERS TO EXAMINATION QUESTIONS NOT FOUND IN TEXT BOOKS Standard time is the time for the whole world. It was first discovered by the Standard Oil Company. A volcano is a great wind. A funnel-shaped cloud appears when a volcano is coming. Some volcanos are hard substances on the side of a mountain a few rods higher than the surface. A delta is a Greek letter found in some rivers. Three kinds of plains are marine plains, lake plains and the kind we use in Manual Training. Trade winds are when the wind changes from north to west or cast and we have a nice day for a change. Ocean currents are currents growing in the ocean. They are usually green and quite large, even larger than a gooseberry. A desert consists of ice cream, fruit or pic. Environment is anything that surrounds you, such as your shirt or pants. A river gorge is formed where a river constantly runs up a small incline until it gets large, so that it is quite high. Some river gorges are formed by thunder, which whirls away the shore and makes a gorge. A wind is an object which whirls around and carries dust and seed. It helps to get the water and in many other useful ways. 135 o. w. NEWCOMB Large Stock Good Grades Right Prices Furniture, Carpets, Rugs and Draperies Dining Tables— Twin Pedestal and others “The Free Sewing Machine The best machine made Mrs. Swenson, in explaining tennis rules, speaking of points for each side: does not go over net, it is 15 love. But that’s all right—love is nothing.” The Staff would like to know if she really means this. If the ball STUNG 1 A light turned low, a sofa wide, A youth, a pretty miss; The youth moved closer to her side, Then quickly stole away. First Student: “Where do bugs go in winter?” Prof, (absentmindedly): “Search me.” Willie lost his dog and spent his time searching for it. One day he rushed excited: “Mama, I’ve seen Fiao.” “Oh, no,” said the patient mother. “It was only your imagination. “Mama,” said Willie indignantly, “my imagination isn't white behind.” “Johnny,” said the teacher, “this is the third time this week I have had to punish you. Why arc you so naughty?” Johnny: “Because grandpa says the good die young and I ain’t taking any chances.” John E. Howard The Gem Theatre “Photo Plays” SOLO VIOLINIST AND We will help you forget your TEACHER troubles every evening in the week. Normal School Buikling Telephone 40 Reskloncc 12 Change of Program Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday and Sunday Educational : Industrial River Falls : : Wisconsin Scenic Subjects 136 The River Falls Times P. A. ROBERTS PUBLISHKK Located OpiMMiito I’ostoflicc Phone M CALL US UP if you want to subscribe for a good progressive newspaper, reviewing the local news field and in touch with state issues Job Printing COMMERCIAL Stationery, Bills, Programs, Tickets Pamphlets . Business and Visiting Cards An n oun cements M. A. Shepard HOTOGRAPHER Cameras and Films For Sale KODAKS FOR RENT Fine Enlargements made from Films and Portrait Negatives FINISHING for AMATEURS C. F. WINTER The JEWELER Novelties in Jewelry, Class and Emblem Pins, Tennis Goods Watches and Jewelry Repaired SIGN OF THE GOLDEN STAR River Falls, Wisconsin 137 ! THE The SURE AND Savings STRAIGHT Department of ROAD The TO First National SUCCESS Bank Real opportunity comes only to the man with ready money C. T. RITCHEY DEALER IN LADIES’ AND GENTS’ FURNISHINGS, HARDWARE NOTIONS, ETC. Resolved; That I, Georgia Hunter, hoping that I can save myself much embarassment and confusion as to dates, will pay attention to one fellow during the remainder of the school year. Headquarters for American Beauty Corsets and Armour Plate Hosiery Resolved; That I, LcRoy Hcrumc will not continuo to fuss so many nice girls but will givo extra time to my suffering lessons. RIVER FALLS, WIS. ’’ Western Union Telegraph Company Resolved; That we, the editors of the Mol-etcan Staff will have our editorials in on time. Words PiM-ll Words Received at It. F. Win., April 16. 2:40 p.in. Sent April 15, from Madison, Wu. Resolved; That I, Sheridan Murphy, will hereafter lift my foot higher and put them down more gently whon entering the assembly room. To Postmaster, R. F. Please hold my mail. Will be home April 16. [Signature] J. W. CRABTREE Resolved; That I, Elmo Dopkins, from now on-will “cut out my sentimentality and personal remarks. 138 sn TVe Picfccr Gjirparfti Priixlcn «« P«mI