University of Wisconsin Eau Claire - Periscope Yearbook (Eau Claire, WI)

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Scopin’ Out ▼ . . . Scopin’ Out. . . Moped Mania Brumm, Brumm. Oh no! Get out of the way! Here’s another one of those blasted mopeds. What’s happened around here anyway? What? Is climbing the hill just too much for some people? I mean, really, the hill is great for your legs, burns excess calories, and is a nice challenge with 50 pounds of books on your back. Brumm, Brumm. Darn it, why didn’t I ask for one of those last Christmas? Conmbutinc PKotocriphfr — Clint Mirk F«4il Tinti Girdmr DntfJot IV-runnr RicCKi MINI MAG 13

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Scopin’ Out. Scopin’ Out • • Courageous Crates Wait in Line Look out! Here comes that refugee from the junkyard. Look, over there—that mound of rust—it’s moving! Wait. I’ve got a better one. It’s 20 below zero and that one has no doors or a rear window. Unbelievable—that one has no engine. It's being run by gerbils on treadmills. Unreal, these UWEC students are really creative when it comes to their antique autos. Lines, lines, lines. At times, college seems to be an endless array of lines. The winner of the “Longest Line Around” award is the line at registration. This is the first line that almost all students encounter and, justifiably, the longest. Other lines that receive honorable mentions are the Service Center line, the popcorn line and, of course, the TYME machine line on Friday afternoon. However, the most popular line was the one traveling out the door at Hilltop during peak meal hours. All these lines are tedious, time consuming, and generally a pain in the... feet. 12 MINI MA ;

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: r i I wonder whata (coin by that got the attention of the»e unidentified girl at the Homecoming game. What, or who?? If ----------- What, do you think of the women at Eau Claire? Telling it like it is j----------- “The girls run in packs. They all have the idea that guys are only after sex.” Dave Meekma “The women on this campus are far too conservative. More should feel comfortable displaying their true self more of the time rather than hiding, exploding, and hiding again.” “Nukes” 14 STUDENT LIFE