University of Wisconsin Eau Claire - Periscope Yearbook (Eau Claire, WI)

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Scopin’ Out. Scopin’ Out • • Courageous Crates Wait in Line Look out! Here comes that refugee from the junkyard. Look, over there—that mound of rust—it’s moving! Wait. I’ve got a better one. It’s 20 below zero and that one has no doors or a rear window. Unbelievable—that one has no engine. It's being run by gerbils on treadmills. Unreal, these UWEC students are really creative when it comes to their antique autos. Lines, lines, lines. At times, college seems to be an endless array of lines. The winner of the “Longest Line Around” award is the line at registration. This is the first line that almost all students encounter and, justifiably, the longest. Other lines that receive honorable mentions are the Service Center line, the popcorn line and, of course, the TYME machine line on Friday afternoon. However, the most popular line was the one traveling out the door at Hilltop during peak meal hours. All these lines are tedious, time consuming, and generally a pain in the... feet. 12 MINI MA ;

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Scopin’ Out Scopin’ Out. Opera Obsession I’m sorry professor, I can’t meet you at noon to discuss career opportunities. I have a previous appointment. Hey man, did I miss anything? What’s happening with Kayla, Steve, Justin, and Adrienne? Has anyone seen As The World Turns lately? How are Lily and Holden? NVhat’s going on at General Hospital? How about The Young and The Restless and Guiding Light? You know, going to class really gets in the way of my soaps. Bookends Identical twins Korri and Kelli Wistreill are freshmen at Eau Claire. Kelli is an education major and Korri is as yet undeclared. They like to waterski and have the same taste in music. The girls are good friends who don't feel the need to be competitive. Their pet peeve occurs when people assume that since they look alike, they are the same person. “We are two different individuals, insists Korri. Bathroom Battles Michelle and Melissa Holland are twin sophomores from Appleton, Wig. Michelle is a business major and Melissa is a possible communications major. They share an interest in theater and feel that they are not very competitive. Michelle joked, “We get along fine as long as we don’t have to share a bathroom. I c MINI MAG 11

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Scopin’ Out ▼ . . . Scopin’ Out. . . Moped Mania Brumm, Brumm. Oh no! Get out of the way! Here’s another one of those blasted mopeds. What’s happened around here anyway? What? Is climbing the hill just too much for some people? I mean, really, the hill is great for your legs, burns excess calories, and is a nice challenge with 50 pounds of books on your back. Brumm, Brumm. Darn it, why didn’t I ask for one of those last Christmas? Conmbutinc PKotocriphfr — Clint Mirk F«4il Tinti Girdmr DntfJot IV-runnr RicCKi MINI MAG 13