University of Toronto Schools - Twig Yearbook (Toronto, Ontario Canada)

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THE TWIG A 0 ffl 053,39 ..gn- Form Captain: G. Ball Prefect: C. Tod Athletic Representative: B. Kitchen Form Reporter: W. Evans And when the sun shines through the panes, Four A is not a had old form, With steersman Scarrow at the helmg lt's just a perfect working realm. With captain Ball and prefect Tod, The form can do no wrongg And when we all get settled down, Work's just one happy song. And then examinations come, And hit us like a storm: But we don't take them very hard, 'Cause FOUR A's a peachy form. Chicken-Pox O l've had chicken-pox and flu, And other had diseasesg l've had the measles and the mumps, And colds with funny sneezes, Of all these chicken-pox is best, Although it is a curse: But l liked them the best of all, Because l had a pretty nurse. Swimmin' When Pa was a little boy like me, l-le used to go in swimmin'g l-le used to go way up de cric, Where there waren't no fear of wimmeng One day, some young 'uns came that Way, And stole all poor Pa's apparelg l-le stayed in the water all day, that day And had to go home in a barrel. kf '. , - Y- L.. ,, ,'. ,U , I-li'

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THE TWIG 'nr p in as ,w, 1, 50cCeSS Q. Q!!! , .2 I C Succcss Form Captain: F. Stinson Prefect: W. Berkenshaw Athletic Representative: H. Rotenberg. Form Reporter: E., C. Daniher We have a great range of age in our form-ten to Hfteen years. Brown made a spectacular showing on Field Day, breaking three records. Stinson, Lorimer and Factor also showed up amongst the leaders. We succeeded in carrying off the Cross Country Run trophy for the Junior School. We wonder when it is going to be put on that west wall. Mr. Stewart was conducting a French les- son for the benefitf?J of about two hun- dred student teachers. Mr. Stewart: How do you sound a nasal 'a'? . QNO responsej Well, you let some of the nose come through your air, don't you? Mr. Cochrane: Did you take a shower, Alan? Alan: No, sir, is one missing? lVIr. Daniher fputting History Notes on blackboard, re explorations of Columbia Riverl. Lewis and Clarke-Col. R. Rotenberg: I remember Lewis and Clarke, sir, but I forget the colonel's name. Hints for Student Teachers Zero, is not pronounced Tsero. Horizontal, is not pronounced Horstontal. Column, is not pronounced Colyum. Nouns have not male or female sex. O.C.E.. Student fpassing football field where boys were playing in a downpourj: There are the young lads I am to teach on Monday. Other Student: Oh the poor things. Stinson: This fish isn't as good as the piece I had last Friday. Miss Seldon: It ought to be, it's off th-3 same Hshf' Father: What do you expect to be when you finish U.T.S.? Small son: An old man, pa. Urgently Needed New pen .................................... Rotenberg Few extra desks .... ......... S tinson Alarm clock ............ ........ L loyd Electric hair curlers .. . Brown New teacher ........... Daniher Loud speaker .... ...... P eck Reducer ........,.................. .. Gross Governess .......................... .. Allan A bit more self-confidence ....... Bain Another bottle of brilliantine ............ Bean Counting beads on wire ....... Fletcher About three dozen silencers . Uv: We FIN: Q ,Si r v 'L D

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THE TWIG Four A Highlights Mr. Scarrow fto Smithl : Give me what you have in your mouth. Smith: Nl wish l could sir, it's a tooth- ache. lVlr. Scarrow wrote a sentence on the board. It read: l have went. Mr. Scarrow Cto Lumsdenlz ls that sentence wrong? Lumsden: Yes, sir. Mr. Scarrow: Why? Lumsden: Because you ain't went yet. Mr. Richardson: How long have you been at school, Currie? Currie: Mlioo .... Mr. Richardson: Two years? Currie: - No sir, too long. lVlcCubbin: You never would think my bike was second hand would you Tod? Tod: No, l thought you made it. A neighbour looking over into Sissons' back yard saw Sissons and asked about his mother's health. Sissons: She's O.K. except for a bad cold. Neighbour: mls that her coughin'? Sissons: No, you sap, that's the hen house. Mr. Daniher fteaching Halbert to say RJ told him to say: Robert gave Richard a rap in the ribs for roasting the rabbit so raw. Halbert fafter consideringj: Bob gave Dick a poke in the side for not cooking the bunny enough. 4A SPORTS FLASHES Boy!-what a sports form we have, and why not? we have a great number of jump- ers, runners and ball-players-in fact every- thing that is needed to make a stand-out sports form. Prowse, Smith, Evans, Beer. Ball, lVlcCubbin, and Nlaclvor collected most of our field day and cross-country run points and on the baseball diamond Kitchen, Mc- lntyre, Schutt, Tod, Currie, Falconer, Shaw and others were star hitters, knocking basef balls to all corners of the yard. With such a lot of keen athletes it can be expected that there will be a great many sport laurels for 4A before next june. Mr. Scarrow Cvisiting Russel in hospitall : l-low did you get here? Russel fmisunderstancling the questionjz Flu. v Absent-minded McCoy: Who's there?' Prouse: No one. Absent-minded McCoy: That's funny, l'm sure l heard something. X, f if L L J . v ' lx , f A rf, 5,5 f QW, . if , 144-42 ' -