University of Toronto Schools - Twig Yearbook (Toronto, Ontario Canada)

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THE TWIG 'nr p in as ,w, 1, 50cCeSS Q. Q!!! , .2 I C Succcss Form Captain: F. Stinson Prefect: W. Berkenshaw Athletic Representative: H. Rotenberg. Form Reporter: E., C. Daniher We have a great range of age in our form-ten to Hfteen years. Brown made a spectacular showing on Field Day, breaking three records. Stinson, Lorimer and Factor also showed up amongst the leaders. We succeeded in carrying off the Cross Country Run trophy for the Junior School. We wonder when it is going to be put on that west wall. Mr. Stewart was conducting a French les- son for the benefitf?J of about two hun- dred student teachers. Mr. Stewart: How do you sound a nasal 'a'? . QNO responsej Well, you let some of the nose come through your air, don't you? Mr. Cochrane: Did you take a shower, Alan? Alan: No, sir, is one missing? lVIr. Daniher fputting History Notes on blackboard, re explorations of Columbia Riverl. Lewis and Clarke-Col. R. Rotenberg: I remember Lewis and Clarke, sir, but I forget the colonel's name. Hints for Student Teachers Zero, is not pronounced Tsero. Horizontal, is not pronounced Horstontal. Column, is not pronounced Colyum. Nouns have not male or female sex. O.C.E.. Student fpassing football field where boys were playing in a downpourj: There are the young lads I am to teach on Monday. Other Student: Oh the poor things. Stinson: This fish isn't as good as the piece I had last Friday. Miss Seldon: It ought to be, it's off th-3 same Hshf' Father: What do you expect to be when you finish U.T.S.? Small son: An old man, pa. Urgently Needed New pen .................................... Rotenberg Few extra desks .... ......... S tinson Alarm clock ............ ........ L loyd Electric hair curlers .. . Brown New teacher ........... Daniher Loud speaker .... ...... P eck Reducer ........,.................. .. Gross Governess .......................... .. Allan A bit more self-confidence ....... Bain Another bottle of brilliantine ............ Bean Counting beads on wire ....... Fletcher About three dozen silencers . Uv: We FIN: Q ,Si r v 'L D

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THE TWIG We like the easier, conversational method of learning Geography, as pre- sented in a recent journal: Waitress: Hawaii, Gentlemen. You must be Hungary. First Customer: Yes, Siam, and we can't Rumania long, either. Venice lunch ready? Waitress: I'll Russia to a table. What will you Havana? Second Customer: Anything at all, but can't Jamaica little speed? Waitress: ul don't think we can Fiji that fast, but Alaska. First Customer: Never mind asking any- one. Just put a Cuba sugar in our java. Waitress: Sweden it yourself. l'm only here to Serviaf' Second Customer: Denmark our bill and call the Bosphorus. l-le'll probably Kenya. I don't Bolivia know who l am. Waitress: No, and l don't Carribean. You fellows sure Armenia. Boss: Samoa your wisecracks, is it? What's got india? You think maybe this arguing Alps business? Both Customers: Canada noise. Spain in de neck. We Moscow now. 07 21, -3 'iii A -K so Movmg Van Sin.-sbuv-Y zum! im ,.m Lost.-7 swims-Poor reward for our hard work in P. T. ln Algebra said Prof. Lougheed, a+b doesn't equal c. In other words, he con- tinued, oranges and lemons don't make grapefruit salad. fi 1' -Ji is was -T Ei ,T W ' If ' SP0 Rf, ,f .f 1 T Q, HoNouP.s ,.f f v G. LEWIS Mr. Irwin: Now, jones, name three fruits grown in England. Jones Cafter thinking cleeplyl: Melons, Cabbages, Bananas. Folks, said the coloured Minister, the subject of my sermon dis evenin' am 'Liars.' l-low many in de congregation has done read the 69th Chapter of Matthew? Nearly every hand in the audience was raised immediately. Dat's right, said His Reverence. You is just cle folks l want to preach to. Dere is no 69th Chapter of Matthew! -4 De chicken am a useful beast, The little Darkie said. You can eat him 'fore he comes alive, Or after he am dead! A silly young fisher named Fisher, Once fished from the edge of a fissure: A fish with a grin, Pulled the fisherman ing Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher. 98

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THE TWIG A 0 ffl 053,39 ..gn- Form Captain: G. Ball Prefect: C. Tod Athletic Representative: B. Kitchen Form Reporter: W. Evans And when the sun shines through the panes, Four A is not a had old form, With steersman Scarrow at the helmg lt's just a perfect working realm. With captain Ball and prefect Tod, The form can do no wrongg And when we all get settled down, Work's just one happy song. And then examinations come, And hit us like a storm: But we don't take them very hard, 'Cause FOUR A's a peachy form. Chicken-Pox O l've had chicken-pox and flu, And other had diseasesg l've had the measles and the mumps, And colds with funny sneezes, Of all these chicken-pox is best, Although it is a curse: But l liked them the best of all, Because l had a pretty nurse. Swimmin' When Pa was a little boy like me, l-le used to go in swimmin'g l-le used to go way up de cric, Where there waren't no fear of wimmeng One day, some young 'uns came that Way, And stole all poor Pa's apparelg l-le stayed in the water all day, that day And had to go home in a barrel. kf '. , - Y- L.. ,, ,'. ,U , I-li'