University of Toronto Schools - Twig Yearbook (Toronto, Ontario Canada)

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THE TWIG !,,A - -x fil - L .. K NEWS! Form Captain: Glenn I-lewitson Prefect: Gordon Watt Athletic Representative: William Nlofiat Reporter: Hill Cunningham OUR BULLETIN BOARD The interest of the boys of IA every morning is centered on its very excellently planned bulletin board. Here are posted THE MOCK ELECTION Following the example of other forms in various schools and colleges throughout the Dominion, Form IA on Monday, October the fourteenth, held a mock election. The Conservatives held first place, having eleven votes for their candidate, Leonard Jarvis. The Liberals held .a close second place, nine votes being credited to Bothwell. Social Credit, under the leadership of Peter Jarvis, secured six votes while the C.C.F. under Watt, and Reconstructionists, under Cunningham, held two votes apiece. Scrutineers were, Conservative Reid and Liberal McDonald, the other parties not having nominated any. The election aroused a great deal of interest among the members of the form, and Leonard Jarvis is to be congratulated on his victory, 2:25132 Zfslgejngeislejtegvrsi and theatre news as All members of the form contribute tO- f If ,, XXX ward making it a success, and the work is S 4, 1 1 N supervised and arranged by Bothwell, so we 'X tr X T' Y I is have neat brief review of the day's news R JW: X ' at the rear of the class, which is constantly l g XXX h 5 g t 14, 'th th h f luke ,g ' Q X 5 F ljrngin o ePP Pace wi e marc o Q N , c g 5 gfggfsgj K.. flfixfg I . 1 XX CH 6 L3 emnse mx X Ni rwiw kx wt --L - - MR YQ? xi 9 E X ww ' -ij t A' it QLL NNN Y , X E K X : -f 4 1. 'X 6 ,.f'-.-:-f,.' :sax 4 ff, f x , 1 X - w 1. - euntson + K F 4 QQ-KTHEOMO. 2 :Qi X, Q X 'lvl - ,, X X I - , X MI.- ,'I W xg MLHOIHL T' lVlr. McLeod: 'iGibson, tell me, where did Nelson fall? Gibson fabsentlyjz Trafalgar Square, Sir! lVlr. McLeod fwaxing sarcasticj: Well, Well! then I suppose the Duke of Wellington fought at Waterloo Station? Gibson ftriumphantjz No, Sir! that's Napoleon, you mean.

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T H E T W I G THE NOTABLES Now Taylor is our Captain strong, Q He rules with iron hand, And though he often does things wrong X He does the best he can. f Oh have you seen the mighty ears Which Frewer's head do grace, N He has to haul them in for fear ' They will obscure his face. x D Oh Birch and Marshall are a pair, - .,- ., The blondes they simply slay, r 5 AB Because of lVlarshall's lovely hair And Birch's loving way. Qlgfg Oh Frainy with his big broad smile, I B The kind we love to see, X nm, He sits and smiles when all the while, J ol His looks are blank ftee heel. Take Crawford with his large plus 4's He simply is too cute, Instead of fours they should be more, The size just doesn't suit. And now my story's ended, And now my time is done, l've told you of our notables, The rest of us are dumb. The Cameroii- XYliat's all this about Cadet training? Wonder of Wonders Oh readers, a couple of llB'ers actually offered to help your form reporter. He has just got out of the hospital, recovering from the shock, Alina! 87

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THE T WIC IATZxlen't l AQ. 'J' G D I lx wx 5 fa , 7 . C-Us if XX F' Q Q, wi x Qx 1- Every Christmas Eve Mr, P. Morgan, of New York, reads Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol to his family and friends: not from a gilt-edged, morocco bound copy of the book, but from the original manu- script, in Dickens' own hand-writing. UNOW, boys, said Mr. Phillips, tell me the signs of the Zodiac. You first, Cun- ningham. Cunningham: Taurus, the Bull. Teacher: Right Now you, Sheppard, another one. Sheppard: Cancer, the Crab. Teacher: Right Now you, Segsworth, another one. ' Segsworth: H-ah -ah -ah---Mickey, the 'X I Mouse. ' P X Q S Q Q0 W C Q THE END A e A i YVhl.lNNOFl-'AT Marjorie had trouble securing a partner A t for hiking, so she advertised in the daily ' , 'kfffj' Q h r'- 12? X paper, as follows: tt, Wi-C-if A ' X lf! Young lady desires gentleman partner to ,Q ff. if KA A F V - go hiking. gi- 5rrN'0i .A-'Q ,if Y Lx ' One evening, while reading over the ik, ij 5 'L numerous 'replies received, she exclaimed: Q- f ' -f lx lk --Oh, just imagine! I thought the writing TA- If j X X I fs-f t was familiar, Mother. This one's from ' I f lx X X Father! WAN I l 'l 1 ' l , ' 89