University of Toronto Schools - Twig Yearbook (Toronto, Ontario Canada)

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THE TWIG io 35 :- Q I - . WA- if , Q? v JN- v 7 .Zx WZ. Q61 Here goes his lcgll' Scruton fhaving milk shakel: l wish l had the neck of a giraffe. Think how long the taste would last. joy: Yes, but the milk would be sour before it got half way down. If you lisp, do not read this Solomon Socrates Scarcely Sober, Stealthily Seeking Slumber, Sheds Shoes, Seeks Staircase. Stands Staggeringly, Stumbles, Second Step Slam! Strikes Sculptured Statue Surmounting Stairpost. SUFFERING SAINTS! Shatters Statue, Smashes Skull, Sees Stars, Swears Something Scandalous. Spouse Stirs. Shrill Soprano Shriek- Socratesl Sphinxlike Silence. Second Shriek- Socrates! Socrates Still Speechless. Spouse's Sole Strikes Staircases. Socrates Scared Stiff, Seeks Salvation Somewhere. Suddenly Spots Scallywag Stealing Silver. Stop Shouts Socrates. Shanti Snarls Scallywag, Showing Shillelagh, Spouse Spies Scallywag. Screams Superhumanly, Shan't Shoot Socrates, Shoo. She Shakes Skirts, Shielding Socrates. Scallywag Scrams, Snickering Sardonically. Spouse Swoons. Socrates Soothes Spouse. She Still Says Scallywag Smashed Statue. Socrates Saved. Some Mistake My brother and l are so much alike our own mother cannot tell us apart, said Charles Kilgour. mln school my brother would throw spit- balls and the teacher would whip me. Of course he didn't know any better, but l did. One time my brother got into a fight and the judge fined me 555. Of course he didn't know any better, but l did. f 1 Q nnnnunn 5. V.,-, I-, ,aa-,-V .-, ,s ,. , . 5? ,'- s' v I' , f l'f , x. 4 1 .D - '.9'. ' v'-a' 9'a'f' ' 'rv '- '.gv215129 4 12224 H211 1 0 0 4 4 1 a 4 , , 6 - Q Q, a1sms.1v. G s . I Ax 7 c 5 ll ,. 4 fl li, j 'VL' I-luhl Look at him now, joel And to think we used t' nibble oil thc same cheese. The one who thinks these jokes are poor, would straightway change his views, Could he compare the jokes we print, with those we did not use. Reporter. 1 gil -L1 I 4 l X. ff! K X ef' . X '--' 35. . .:. . f W P . . . -. ' ' 1 ' ,f 'l ..Pf'f .A! 415 i L eif'

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THE TWIG QE: rn Z 1,4 J JI A A A Wm gym y ff V Ar r r A . Form Captain: I... Johnson Prefect: IVI. Dunkelman Athletic Reporter: R. Luydam Form Reporter: P. Kerwin This is the IIA News. Look at the IIA News. Is the IIA News pretty? Does the IIA News .... and so on, as in the French Grammar. IIA has made its mark in sport this year as is to be expected from the record of some of the members Iast year in IB and IA. The form got off to a good start in its year's activities with the entering of about 30 of the boys in the Cross Country Run. All who entered finished, and several were among the Winners in various ages. Between them, the points secured won the banner for IIA. In Field Day We won the Senior School Banner and came second in the entire school with 46 points. We regret to say that IVIr. Irwin's Iads Ied the I:1eId this year with a higher total. G, johnson again Ied the f'ieId this year with 30 points, being the most possible to secure. I-Ie missed breaking the I4 year I00 yd. record by I f'5 second. Not to be outdone anywhere the form is represented on all the rugby weight teams. The I00 pounders cIaim four of our num- ber, to the I25's go three and two uphold the form on the I40 pound team. As for the First team, the support we gave them at the games was as good as adding a player to the team.