University of Toronto Schools - Twig Yearbook (Toronto, Ontario Canada)

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THE TWIG In Lighter Mood Cafeteria Song- Caesar, we who are about to dine salute you. By a Master- Homework in repeated doses is recom- mended for those who think the brain is a play house, and not a work room. Owen fwhen called upon to stop by familiar policemanlz Well, what do you want? Officer fout of breathls You were travelling at 80 miles an hour! Owen: How could I? l've only been out ten minutes. Heard while passing Tennyson wrote -ln Nlemorandumfn Parallel lines are the same distance all the way, and do not meet unless you bend them. An angle is a triangle with only two sides. Four points being described as cy- clonicf' He Couldn't Take It Here lies the body of Monsieur Lindsay, Who died maintaining his right of way, He was right, dead right, and his case was strong, But he's just as dead as if he'd been wrong! A Theory ul have a theory about the dead languages, said Richardson. l think they were killed by being studied too hard. i. An Example of Wit in IV A Notoriously absent-minded professor fwe give no names, to his class: Now l have in this parcel a very fine example of a dissected frog-very fine in- deed. On opening package he reveals some sandwiches and an apple. Well, bless my soul, l'm positive that l ate my lunch. Telfer's girl friend, a figure-skater, cuts a cute Egure with a dashing blade. M, ll mln mi

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THE TWIG 00' X 1 adv in TI-IIEI-' ba fra 0 Form Captain: Roland Brett Prefect: Alan Roberts Athletic Representative: Roland Ellison Form Reporter ln compiling our contribution to the Twig, we propose to begin with the most painful part of our task, the jokes. We do not contend that they are funny, and we hope that you have heard them all before. We have put them in for sentimental rea- sons, for after all, what's Form News with- out these alleged jokes? And anyway, what if they are old? Jokes are like lim- burger and red wine, the older the better. However we're leaving out the ancient wheeze which begins, i'Who was that lady .... U POETICAL GEMS Gray less gravely. The curfew tolls the knell of parting day, A line of cars winds slowly o'er the lea, A pedestrian plods his absent-minded way, And leaves the world quite unexpectedly. Often after school you'd like To know what's happened to your bike, You wade through frames, bolts, iron and dust Humphrey Milnes And feel around knee deep in rust. Here is a wheel, and there's a frame, Of course there's nobody to blame, That's a bunch of old bent wire On top of this torn rubber tire. A bit of greasy twisted steel What's under there behind that wheel? Oh, there it is, and for a fact, My bicycle is quite intact. I eat my peas with honey, l've done it all rrry life, It makes the peas taste funny But it keeps them on the knife. Vic Mason, a true scientist bold, Forgot his formulas l fear, He heated a few chemicals And left at once for strathosphere. Governor of St. Helena: Can you me where you come from? Napoleon: Of course I can. 74 te