University of Toronto Schools - Twig Yearbook (Toronto, Ontario Canada)

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THE interest in him. He is playing again with Helen Hayes this fall in Maxwell Ander- son's new play, which presents Miss Hayes as Queen Victoria. Besides his activities on the stage proper, Guy is studying the Art of the Theatre with various teachers, and in odd moments he is writing songs which have found their way to the top of the list. l-le is off to a grand start, and, if we are to believe the critics, he is one of those young men in the Theatre world who must be watched. M. M. BACKF IRES-TWENTY-F IVE YEARS BACK Mr. D. fteaching historyfz Johnny, have you an Encyclopaedia? Johnny: UNO, sir, l clon't ricle one. -The Annals, 1918-1920. There's nothing in it, said the mayor, shaking his head emphatically. -The Twig, Oct. I922. She: 'il-low dicl you break your glasses. old clear? He: Sat clown on them. She: Some acrobat. -The Twig, Oct. l922. 105 T W I G ,f V ,XL 9 K f ,f f E-rf'!? f, ,A--fb--.A risks A 1' ' ' J f' AN., X X l I giiig-1, ia' f T fl , u g . ,Q i - Q 1 ' , ,iQ X1 If il ix lr' f ,if ' 'I r X V f f ,X ,J Loves to tease 'is old man-tlou't 'c 'ci'h? Student Teacher: i'Give me a sentence containing the word 'manoeuvre'. Bird: lVlanoeuvre is used for fertilizer. -The Annals, I9l0-1914. X XAX Hncl--A 5huclX5,lus' when l SPT an air-T:shT exshcuse For The Plimw, along ,come Th hiccousha.

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THE TWIG The Chronicle of the Cafeteria fBeing a veracious rendering of a portion of the Saxon Chronicle., A certain ruler prepared a Cafeteria, and the place thereof was a lower chamber of the palace, and he bade thereto his whole household. And straightway many began to make excuses, and one said Verily, l must meet a beauteous damsel at the sign of the Owl, and so l cannot come , and an- other said, Lo, l have not the price, having squandered all my substance fsave only a plugged nickel, and a pink car-ticketl at the house of the man l..oew g and yet another made excuse and said, My spirit is not at ease before thy handmaiden, and besides, l know not the forks. Then said the ruler. Fic upon these cheap knavesg verily he that squanders his coin on the toothsome sweet and buyeth the ice-cream cone when it is hot, he it is who ruineth his digestion in due course, and he shall but smell the odours of my feast in the upper chambers of my palace. And at the sixth hour of the second day of the week Went great multitudes into the banqueting hall, and they gave unto the money-changer .according to their means and their capacities, and many there were who strove to obtain by stealth a double portion at the feast, but the handmaiden brooked it not. And delicious odours filled the air. For the Mulligatawny soup simmered in the cauldron. Yes, weiners and many of the Fifty-seven Varieties bubbled in the flesh- pots, and the raisin pie was good to look upon, though the portions thereof were as a fly on the hack of an elephant for size. And the hanclmaiden that did carve at the joint was tall of stature and ruddy of coun- tenance, like unto Diana, or one of the lm- mortals, and she spake not at all. But she that ministered at the beans and pursued the fragrant Weiners in their juicy lair was lowly, and plied her goodly conversation without ceasing. Then they all sate them down to meat, and the ruler was well pleased with the ban- queting hall he had made, and they of his household went not again to the sign of the Owl save only a few fellows of the baser sort who dallied with the Queen of the Soda Fountain. -The Annals, l9l4-l9l6. Gourlay: She told her dad l was the mark of all her affections. Smith: What did her dad do then? Gourlay: l-le Toed the mark. -The Twig, l924. Policeman Cto Mr. Lougheed, who has witnessed an auto accidentj: Can you tell me the number of the car? Mr. Lougheed: 'Tm afraid l don't know that, but l do remember that, if the number were multiplied by itself, the cube root of the product would equal the difference of the digits reversed. ig: 1 A. fxilfrig If . 5 T if ff, ,. . If ,L l 1: 'A' ' 11742 X fr :L if . it I . f L, Ei if -- ff , J ' r ' 1 ' ,f if a ' fi rf ua if ' X s A.. x .yo N0 , L . ' Kid 'ff' ' , i ,.' . , Q- Q, ij I I ,LS xg 2 g7gPI P 3 luwiui! Y, X ,t Aiea-L ii - ' - J l .. - fb I 5 X 1' L . I warned ya about that two-bits one- Shouldrft a bin a piker!