University of Toronto Schools - Twig Yearbook (Toronto, Ontario Canada)

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U Q' qi' QQ,-41 'E' ' -:T M may 0 ,192 fy never-to-be-forgotten thrill of trying to eat sour stew and glutinous gravy, amidst the music of crashing bottles, bursting bags and tinkling Cutlery, while remnants of defunct lunches, dexterouslyhurled by Fifth Form morons, zcom overhead in their clothes-wrecking flight. About half way through this so-called meal, a surly varlet snatches your tray and rushes off into the labyrinthine depths beyond the counter. You get up and wander disconsolately out and so another lunch hour passes. A space and time saving reform, which any right-thinking l'.T.S. boy should welcome heartily, would be the complete banishing and deposition of all students tthis does not mean scholars, needless to sayl in the cafeteria. The introduction of a magazine stand containing only selected literature would bring l'ack many of the straying flock from the Owl and would provide interesting and amusing reading to while away the passing hour. All True Love, detective, or western stories would be barred, but an adequate supply of judge, Life, etc., would be kept on hand. There might even be an occasional movie magazine or amazing story to sustain the interest of Five. Another crying need is a board of skilled orthographers to correct our menu board. just think of the hundreds of likely lads who have Hunked their spelling all because of that ever-present tomatoe or potatoe and the promis- ing young men whose careers have been blighted by the indiscreet use of rasin . sausager or vermacilli . There are many other glaring wrongs to be righted but space forbids their mention and so Hoping for the best, I remain, contumeliously yours, ITzt'L BEN I'T,-X5-IIID. 97

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L7 :Meri-9 nihiwl sl .Jr b 'S ' - 1' ZW ai ,A lg 'lQ'Q x XxH s ' U x , 1171 Q ,X Beware some boys within our portals, VVho to all eyes are gods, not mortalsg Do not with them e'er Come to grips, They'll Carry off your scholarships. Care to go on fancy flights? Tune in with XYithrow Tuesday nights, 'Cause if you're tired of things erotic, You'll soon with him life 2lCI'OIlZ1L1flC. Can't masters eat their soup in silence? Or must we hush their hiss with violence? For daily from a Certain room, 'Tis wafted like impending doom. TED SCYTHES . C any 1-,,... - . , , X 2452? Q L K , H X' I I s . H ' , , X s it E ' N Q .9 X X 'xi . 4' Q XS is NX C 55 I Q- n X S 5 A I 1 ' RX.:-K 5 1 ' S - il N' - ' ---' 5 u M 1 Y i T' i x fu 5 X X Q 1, ' 4 i 1i fsllff T333 VL- -5:-:V 4 ' The man bt-liinrl-Run faster! Hurried Hunter-I ca11'tl The man l'lc'lllllCl+Tl161'l step aside! 99