University of Toronto Schools - Twig Yearbook (Toronto, Ontario Canada)

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M- -J s aabf f sy And when the Dean did question him About the whole affair, He said, My boy, I Want the truth, The why , the when , and where . You see sir I was in the ranks XYhen the colonel came along Inspecting each and every boy To find out what was wrong. Past boots and shoes of various hues, Past black and tan and brown, Down the long line he camef-towards me, Disfigured by a frown. On passing me he chanced to see Ex tarnished button .... Ohf XYith a cry of rage said he to me, To the clink you'll have to go. You must be punished said the Dean, To think that you should falter! Two years in the clink you'll have to spend, XYhat's more, on bread and water. A. J, BL'RxsTE1N MR. MlLl.S NXNXY boys set your teeth and go at this translation llunch bell is heardl IVIARKHAM-- IfylDl1 don't mind I'll set my teeth and go at my-lunch There was a young laddie Carlisle. XYhose picture was perfectly vile It got in the paper. lYas seen by Chief Draper, And now it's on criminal file. 102

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5 6 .g -Q' -w 'E' , F My lj 9, fr J MURMURS FRUM MODERN HISTORY CRANSTON Qentering the roomjf - Is Sale here? MR. VANEVERY Clooking aroundjw-l'No Sale . MR. VANEYERY-f Now I want you to get these four codes in your heads. KERR Qsneezingjff- Huh, I've got a code id by doze already. W v i ' X ,lf Jw Q S V 7' ,M Q tx w g r 1 - gi :aff j-N S ' 1 r - 'lf .SW OX gig .I.'l 5' Il Afla l2'gEUla!l' . in ir --The Centurious having lost a part of their baggage returned to Caesar with considerable confusion, Cadets At-TEN-Shun My dear young boy , the Major said, I'm very very Sorry, But to the head you'll have to go And to him tell your story. To Doctor Althouse he did go VVith very downcast mien, But the Doctor said, That'5 serious boy, You'd better see the Dean. 101

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'f Yvvynfgikfe ,J . - -:v - CF l - - .- --.A 4 Vs 5 , . f l fi Q l . 'ix' 'I 1 ' , ny 1 .L B. SILYA: ORATION ON SCHOOL SPIRIT O you hard hearts, you cruel lioys of School! Knew you not Bramlitt? Many a time and oft Have you climhed up upon the stadium stand To see his cohorts march across the sward. And when you did hut hear his hugle hand, Have you not laughed and caterwauled so. That fearful of inspection etiquette, . The trembling masters hade you hush your sound? And do you now give not a careless thought? And do you now put on your new felt hat? And do you now neglect your duty thus To suck your daily soda at the Uwl ? Gods, may you choke! Hetake you hack to school, Pray to the Head to stay the righteous wrath That needs must light upon this trtancy Bmiilfi Woou For obvious reasons this Sixth lformcr fiifi not scc the big Santa Claus l'aratlt- 103