University of Toronto Engineering Society - Skule Yearbook (Toronto, Ontario Canada)

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Warrants have been issued for the arrest of: Chief: I n Sp a ng - Be.Er.,sEX,Probs. Chief ' s Ass: M rt n S ch s - Be.Er.,EX. Ministers: Ke E Mo E Ead (Nocturnal Events) s EV D uB E At rs (Originality Originality) f na W ls n (Ignorance) E n M C n ld (Piece) d M C Wn (Shock Waves) s EV K t P los (Boardom) E E y MASTER BATES (Environment) g 0 J £j (Wealth Hellfare)

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BRUTE FORCE COMMITTEE ARREST REPORT 2.718281828459 Mickey Mice Offence Court University of Toronto FORM 3.14159 CAMPUS CRIMINAL CODE OFFENDEE: The Brute Force Committee (BFC) ADDRESS: of no fixed address ON THE ACADEMIC YEAR: 1986-1987 TIME: Late at night DID COMMIT the following offences: -Renovating the Dean ' s office into a janitorial suppy room prior to a scheduled meeting with space management -€ including - break and enter - trespassing - construction without a permit -Installing giant nursing cap on Stewart Observatory (SAC including - illegal erection of a shrine - prowl by night - Hanging large Skule tm banner in Convocation Hall including - break and enter - issuing false statements - ballooning in restricted air space - Painting Stewart Observatory - Tin Foiling Stewart Observatory - Painting Stewart Observatory including - trespassing (x 3) - vandalism (x 3) - painting without stripping wallpaper (x 2) - failure to sign student card in ink (x 13) -Condemning University College Building including - unauthorized issuance of condemnin g order ( 3.14159265359) - unauthorized contracting of Mario ' s Demolition and Pastry Shoppe - prowl by early morning - evading arrest Contrary to the Criminal Code of Campus Status: released on $101,325 bail,now in default of Bond release conditions 26

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LADY GODIVA MEMORIAL BNAD The BNAD got off to a great start this year with a huge contin- gent of eager F!rosh swarming to the annual practice at Hart House Farm. Many of the F!rosh could play inst- ruments (GASP!) but this situation was soon corrected and the LGMB fell into its traditional standards of cacophonic and flatulent excellence. 1986-87 saw an incredible rise in the BNAD ' s notariety. During Shinerama the BNAD was kicked out of all the underground malls and was thrown out of the Eaton Centre not once, but twice (and on TV, too!). Not satisfied with this alone, the BNAD crashed the installation party for Chancellor John Black Aird. Now, most of the BNAD will probably not graduate until 1999, but it sure was fun. In addition to all these special projects, the BNAD continued to make its quasi-scheduled appearan- ces at football games, parades, and Engineering events, and any number of well-watered alumni gatherings. As the new year rang in, the BNAD continued to bang in just about everything under the sun (or cloud, as the year ' s weather was a bit unco- operative). Their smash performance at Godiva ' s Wake left people talking for months , and this triumph was only topped by the Cannonball and Grad Ball for stunning virtuosity and high alcoholic content. Throughout 1986-87 there was no doubt that the LGMB was alive and well (even if it was a bit hung over). Cheers! Jeremy Bateson Tom Mcadowcroft Daryn Thompson (BNAD LEEDURS 86 87) (My God, it keeps growing!) 28