University of Toronto Dental Students Society - Hy Yaka Yearbook (Toronto, Ontario Canada)

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MICHAEL CIUPKA-Mike is one of many P and H men now attending the U. of T. Parkdale and Harbord, that is. He's active in just about every- thing in which it is possible to be active, includ- ing Preventive lectures, where his Epiglottis may frequently be heard doing pushups in a dark corner. MEL COHEN--Mouse played basketball for Dents A last year, and for the Varsity Blues this year. It was only due to his unavoidable absence Ccaused by an unavoidable organic finalj that the Blues lost to Queens on the road. He's very proud of the fact that he knows George Hicken. Yea! CWho's George Hicken?J STANLEY A. CORD-Stan is a recent graduate of Vaughan, GI. whose lucky number, oddly enough, is three. He can't stand people who weigh 150 lbs. fthe monstersb or umbilical cords. Although his campus activities made him the apex of the school's most widely publicized romantic triangle, he still maintains that his only regret is that Morty-doesnlt love him anymore-but Janice does! RONALD DELMAS-Like most West Indians, Ron has a total dislike and disregard for Canadian football, so he played major league intramural soccer. Weekends are spent by playing in the U. of T. Tropitones Calypso band. ENZO DELORENZI-Despite Cor due rob the fact that he is married and has two children older than himself, Enzo is forced to augment his sagging finances by acting as income tax con- sultant, family counsellor, and house mother to the boys from St. Mike's. ALDO DETULLIO-A soccer star in his own right who must seek outside employment QSt. Mike's AD due to the lack of any suitable Dentistry organi- zation, Aldo is known also ts The Rocket, either because of his part-time figure skating, or because of his jet-propelled nocturnal activities. VICTOR DIRENFELD or Disenfeld, or Deere, or Wynard, is a Westerner who has frequently been mistaken for an oil well. The culmination of his educational aspirations will be the achievement of the knowledge of Dave Bernstein, combined with the drawing skill of Bigg Greig. The whole class wants to know, why does he guard that Clinical Symposia with his life? DOLORES DRYSDALE-Dolores was the second key figure on the male volleyball team. An all- around sport by her own admission, she vanishes into the night at regular twenty-four hour inter- vals, usually to return the following morning. DAVE FARROW claims that he is too snowed under by the beautiful new building to say much of anything, but word has it that relations at a certain nearby competing dental school may be influencing him in his self-imposed censorship. FRED The Moll FEDDER- Give me some skin is the constant cry of this even more constant companion of Mandel B. Visitors to Hart House at any time throughout the year may be excused for carrying away the impression that these two are Vlarden and Hall Porter, respectively. A member of the examination caller's guild, Fred is working hard at being a dental student. R. K. FEDERCHUK is an avid chess fan, and is constantly travelling around in his self-appointed role of city chess inspector, through which he has discovered more new chess than any three en- gineers. Ron loves a beautiful chick named Mary Ann, and wants nothing more out of life Cbesides Mary Annj than a big Mercedes SOOSL. BILL FEDOSOFF--Big Bill, a New-Torontonian, finds himself limited by doctor's orders, not by choice, to the squash team this year. Although some inconsiderate people have been calling him Swivelknees Cbehincl his backj, there is abso- lutely no truth in the rumour that his knees now swing forwards as well as back.

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at Peter Bell Chis laugh is only slightly less unnerving than that of Mandel, A. FRED BODNAR--Fred's personal sketch was writ- ten by Clay Savela. Clay rewrote it twice, and still came up with the most indecipherable botch I have ever tried to read. About all I can extricate that makes any sense QD at all are the state- ments that Fred is an Arts graduate of Lakehead College, and has many enemies. RAYMOND BOZEK-Ray is vice-president of the class this year, and plays hockey for Dents C team. He lives at S.M.C. residence. Rumor has it that Ray still has an enormous stock of Christ- mas cards for sale-cheap! STEVE BOZIK- Big Zipper has been spending a few too many Weekends chasing fluff across the border, and smuggling back U.S. cigarettes at 20c a pack. The boys at S.M.C. would like to know, then, why he's always bumming a fag from someone else? Steve wants to tour Europe on a motor scooter and get snowbound in Lower Slobbovia fthat's near Wycliffej with a romantic shmeagle. SY BRESALIER--It seems that no one is quite certain what this New York optometrist does with his spare time, besides acting as back man for Bob Bennett, along with Dave Bordoff. He's a staunch supporter and high scorer for the basketball Molar Men. JIM BRITTON-This ardent curler comes from Guelph C.U.I. via McMaster. Barbara's brother is chief cook and housekeeper for Rorke and Orphan in an Irwin Avenue dive Cpoor guysj. It seems that he still has some interests at the Mac, notably one of the cheerleaders, who didn't miss a single trip to Toronto of the Hamilton team. GEORGE BROWSE-George, a champion water polo player and boat racer may repair his own unit and chair when he graduates, as his me- chanical aptitude is exceeded only by his clever- ness with machines. CPD Everyone thinks that he and Don Anderson are great friends, but upon closer inspection, this proves to be completely untrue. They're lovers. MARTIN BUSKSPAN-You wouldn't think it, but this name is also pronounced Ornithorhyncus ana- tinus. Marty keeps his personal life a huge secret Cfor publicationb, and would reveal no further data than the fact that he was in 6T3. He claims, however, that this statement has been thoroughly checked and investigated by an inde- pendent testing company, and has been proven to contain absolutely no tars or nicotine. WAYNE CAMPBELL--Wlayne comes from Orange- ville, where his friends state that his superior intelligence and assiduity showed itself at such an early age that he almost skipped high school. He ,in company with the individual whose name appears immediately above CI don't want to be specificj contributed greatly to the science of obstetrics, by scientifically and accurately pre- dicting the exact second of the birth of Dr. Hatton's latest. WAYNE CARSCADDEN Cno relationj spent last summer working in an oil cannery, canning oils. About all he has done since then is to compose the following masterpiece, entitled: The Classic Struggle Of Man To Discover, Uncover, And Differentiate Truth Cro be read to the accompani- ment of a Salvation Army tambourineb Glistening shine, red, blue, green, shine- Reflection? or Reflexion? Blinking shine draws attention Dull? Mud GILBERT CHU--Gil graduated from general arts here in 1959. He was born in Toronto, and went to Jarvis C.I. His many interests include hockey and football, rugger, cricket, tiddley winks, widdley tinks, rinky dinks, dinky toys, and girls.

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llllllllillim Bi BILL FLEMING-Bill comes from that much in- ferior arch-rival of Toronto the glorious, Van- couver. A semi-professional scholar, he has spent three years at U.B.C., one year at Vic, and the past two years in Dents. He is married to a good-looking school teacher, and has one chiln Qthat she knows aboutb. RON GOLDEN-Ron's ambition is to own a mobile bucket seat Dental chair with wire wheels, disc brakes, and Grand Prix steering wheel, to give his future patients that sporty feeling. Some have suggested that he open a combined practice with Abner Steinberg. Ron has served well on the house committee of Hart House for the past year. JOHN GREEN-Another West Coast man, john spent two years at Victoria College in his home town of Victoria, and has now been reduced to the level of living with Wayne Campbell, Chief tummy of the Saturday morning Hart House Badminton club and sharing with Fred Dowe the title of World's Worst, he is also competing for the post of dean of East Devonshire House. BILL GREIG or Gregg, or Grigg, or Greeg-you choose. Bill comes from Wiarton, Bruce County C pronounced God's Countryb to study poetry. painting, ornithology, and women. He originally had wanted to be a 5'7 150 lb. football hero, but his doctor tells him that he will have to settle for 145. Oh well, he can still look down on Stan Cord. RALPH GROSE-Ralph is a Dents squash player from Lawrence Park, whose motto is obviously, like father, like son Since he refused to write down anything more than this about himself, so do I. ROBERT Low Overhead HALL-Outside of build- ing plain pipe clothes racks, Bob has little to do except to occupy himself by copying Enzo's notes, trying to play hockey for Dents C, and frying to play basketball. He has a curious dis- like for those anatomy instructors who are per- manently prejudiced against chiropractors. OLEV HARM-Olev used to be the granddaddy of the class, but some crass upstart of a newcomer claimed that title this year. While his first name, if pronounced wrong, might suggest femininity, he claims to be authentic male from the top of the head to the tip of his great toe. He is cur- rently leading a very easy life, as his wife is putting him through school. When he graduates, he wants to be known as Dr. Harm, the painless dentist. PETER HEALY-Pete Healy's blues can be heard nights echoing through the corridors of S.M.C. residence. His favorite occupation is helping George Hicken through labs. George is a little retarded. He has been appropriately labelled the spider Cjohnny Tarantulab. CWho's George Hicken?D GEORGE HICKEN Cat lastlb--An avowed mem- ber of the Nooner's Club, George plays a violent brand of hockey for the Varsity Blues, and is very fickle to his steady girlfriend. George is very proud of the fact that he knows Mel Cohen. CWho's Mel Cohen?j EDWARD HISAKI- The little thinker would like to have: a charge account with the traffic cops, elevator shoes, coffee-flavcured smoke, smoke- flavoured coffee, and a certain professor to be absent at least once. He is founder and co- president of the People For Matt Schmerlingu club Cwith Matt Schmerlingb. ROBERT HORN-Bob claims that one picture would explain everything, but fortunately he's forced to use wcrds. He skis, hockeys, tennises, and squashes in between sessions of studying chemistry in anatomy. What Bill Leggett doesn't know is that Amor vincet omnia . JOHN HORNELL-Has nothing more to say than that he works quietly behind the scenes on one of the Faculty's most important projects-to pass.