University of Toronto Dental Students Society - Hy Yaka Yearbook (Toronto, Ontario Canada)

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5444 af 7965 g aaraaasa ssaaaeaaati DON ANDERSON-A real strong candidate for first place in the class standing is Don, who attended St. Michael's College High School, and graduated from first year Enjifizz voluntarily. He plays water polo and squash for the faculty teams. PAUL AQUILINA-It's the assertion of alcoholic Paul that the Karstoff klan knows nothing about the fine art of wine-making. He claims that only a cool Maltese cat like himself can be adept at the art. Please, no sugar! R. MILTON ARMSTRONG is an emigre from Bytown whose sports interests range from curling to basketball. Milt fills up all of his spare time serving on the Dental Student's Society, as Dental Extracts rep, and as business manager and future editor of Hya Yaka. PAT ASLING . . . Pat, secretary-treasurer of the class, says she has a hand in everyone's pocket CI wonder what shels looking for?D. A 1958 grad- uate of Port Perry High School, Pat was one of the key figures on the hitherto all-made First Dents' Volleyball Team. MAC BALFOUR-A man who has had no trouble socially for the past four years, thanks to his very close girl friend, jane Ellen Lackie. He has found cultural Cand gastronomicall interests in raising fand fryingb tropical fish. BOB ROYAL YORK BARKER--The classfs very able social rep, still claims he hasn't sold one of those lousy tickets yet. Bob, an ex-engineer, played lacrosse and basketball for Dents, and is an active member of the Nooner's Club. SPENCER BARR-The man with the intriguing accent recently handed me a narrow slip of paper covered with ideograrns which lead me to be- lieve that either he, or his friend, or his friend's son wants to go on a diet. Or he thinks his . , my .aillii friend should go on a diet. Or his friend thinks that he should go on a diet. Or something. Very peculiar. . PETER BELL is really the salt of the earth. Also known as Nooper Nipper, his literary career has been widely diversified, producing such master- pieces as Shuffle Off To Buffalo , A House Is Not a Palace, and his renowned dissertations, loosely grouped under the all-inclusive' title of Bhuhuhbs Cwhich is pronounced something like Houhynynms and something like Ornithorhyncus anatinisb. BOB BENNETT is the front-man for Bordoff and Bresalier. He looks harmless but word has it that just average poker players should stay away from Club 42 weekend nights. HUBERT R. E. BING--Hubert, when asked for some personal information for this magazine, affirmed that he was born, and that his age was probably nine Ceither presently or at time of birth, this is still a little obscurej. He then got carried away and gave me his address, telephone number, height, weight, financial circumstances, shoe size, and the valuable information that he was interested in just about everything except C.D.A. ART BIRK-Art came from Guelph, where he was presumably born, to East Devonshire house, where he expects to be soon promoted to dean. He has played on the Dents football team, where he played waterboy, and on the Dents basketball team, where he played basket. His sole ambition in life is to become a left-handed juggler in Den- tantics Cif P. Bell Will hire himj. JACK BISHOP-has monopolized the coloured pen- cil racket in the class, as Well as having a dis- gustingly large personal library. He wastes time arguing with Bob Hall in anatomy, and laughing

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were wary. And from the day he was born, To his growing forlorn, His hobbies are puzzles, And girls too young to be called Cuddles. JOHN WILLEY . . . John Cknown as Mr. Peanuts to his many friendsj has bedeviled Cwith witty sarcasmj the lives of those sitting near him in Prosthetics. Recently however, he has fallen in love with a Kitty on a Peanut Float and we herewith publish this information for the benefit of those who have felt his multi-C381-barbs. GIL ZIMMERMAN . . . Has he got charm, or hasn't he got charm! Ask Paul, the wallflower. Gil, ambitious and a top student in Operative, plans to specialize in gold inlays. LEONARD ABE . . . Hya Yaka Rep. ANDY FEHER . . . The man about town-the man about school. However, you seldom see him in lectures or downtown Cexcept Simpson'sD. Andy, a likeable person, breezes through the course this year. ALEX FINKELSTEIN . . . Is still photographing pretty girls and refereeing basketball games in his spare time. MITCH GREENBERG . . . Favorite saying, Lend me that instrument and how do you do that? Industrious and reserved. BOB HOPKINS . . . The super salesman. Visits our faculty sometimes, with blurry eyes from those late evenings he is keeping. HERB WATZMAN . . . Another guy who gets himself engaged. Is anxiously waiting to direct next year's Dentanctics. SAM RAY . . . The tall, suave, sophisticated type, with a lot on the ball. Is one of the boys from Prosthetics. GERRY SMITH . . . Has now obtained that stabiliz- ing factor-a wife. A good water polo man and swimmer. PAUL THOMAS . . . The Rock. Comes with a smile on his weekly visits to the faculty. Made a fabulous Santa Claus at the ZYP's X-mas Party. Page 23

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at Peter Bell Chis laugh is only slightly less unnerving than that of Mandel, A. FRED BODNAR--Fred's personal sketch was writ- ten by Clay Savela. Clay rewrote it twice, and still came up with the most indecipherable botch I have ever tried to read. About all I can extricate that makes any sense QD at all are the state- ments that Fred is an Arts graduate of Lakehead College, and has many enemies. RAYMOND BOZEK-Ray is vice-president of the class this year, and plays hockey for Dents C team. He lives at S.M.C. residence. Rumor has it that Ray still has an enormous stock of Christ- mas cards for sale-cheap! STEVE BOZIK- Big Zipper has been spending a few too many Weekends chasing fluff across the border, and smuggling back U.S. cigarettes at 20c a pack. The boys at S.M.C. would like to know, then, why he's always bumming a fag from someone else? Steve wants to tour Europe on a motor scooter and get snowbound in Lower Slobbovia fthat's near Wycliffej with a romantic shmeagle. SY BRESALIER--It seems that no one is quite certain what this New York optometrist does with his spare time, besides acting as back man for Bob Bennett, along with Dave Bordoff. He's a staunch supporter and high scorer for the basketball Molar Men. JIM BRITTON-This ardent curler comes from Guelph C.U.I. via McMaster. Barbara's brother is chief cook and housekeeper for Rorke and Orphan in an Irwin Avenue dive Cpoor guysj. It seems that he still has some interests at the Mac, notably one of the cheerleaders, who didn't miss a single trip to Toronto of the Hamilton team. GEORGE BROWSE-George, a champion water polo player and boat racer may repair his own unit and chair when he graduates, as his me- chanical aptitude is exceeded only by his clever- ness with machines. CPD Everyone thinks that he and Don Anderson are great friends, but upon closer inspection, this proves to be completely untrue. They're lovers. MARTIN BUSKSPAN-You wouldn't think it, but this name is also pronounced Ornithorhyncus ana- tinus. Marty keeps his personal life a huge secret Cfor publicationb, and would reveal no further data than the fact that he was in 6T3. He claims, however, that this statement has been thoroughly checked and investigated by an inde- pendent testing company, and has been proven to contain absolutely no tars or nicotine. WAYNE CAMPBELL--Wlayne comes from Orange- ville, where his friends state that his superior intelligence and assiduity showed itself at such an early age that he almost skipped high school. He ,in company with the individual whose name appears immediately above CI don't want to be specificj contributed greatly to the science of obstetrics, by scientifically and accurately pre- dicting the exact second of the birth of Dr. Hatton's latest. WAYNE CARSCADDEN Cno relationj spent last summer working in an oil cannery, canning oils. About all he has done since then is to compose the following masterpiece, entitled: The Classic Struggle Of Man To Discover, Uncover, And Differentiate Truth Cro be read to the accompani- ment of a Salvation Army tambourineb Glistening shine, red, blue, green, shine- Reflection? or Reflexion? Blinking shine draws attention Dull? Mud GILBERT CHU--Gil graduated from general arts here in 1959. He was born in Toronto, and went to Jarvis C.I. His many interests include hockey and football, rugger, cricket, tiddley winks, widdley tinks, rinky dinks, dinky toys, and girls.