University of Texas Dental Branch - Fang Yearbook (San Antonio, TX)

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HAROLD SEILER, D.D.S. HAROLD SIMPSON, D.D.S. ,f ii . rt Sil, who's idea of a good time is counting the holes in a slice of bread, spent much of his time with business interests. He plans on making candles out of his leftover wax. Not to be over- come, his famous line, Now wait a minute won him great acclaim with the more degenerate aspect of the class. After graduation he plans on setting up a denture mill at the Kramfu Convalescent Center in Jamaica where he says he'd like to try some implants made of palm hearts. ,...K1g.v,,...:, Q In Q ,EJ M ---.QQM mu., .,,..,.,,,.:.. s.,s:.M,si.:.,,. Hock, Hock, Hocker thrives from Buda, Texas, where the pace is slow, the air is clean, and the necks are red. As one of the few who could inject carbocaine with a bicycle pump, Simple Simpson has always said, Ankle-biters are O.K. if they've had their rabies shots. Hoping to someday , move to Italy and do some DO gold dents, Harold's real desire is to take over on ice house and hold the refrigerators hostage. Using turtle wax to set up his denture teeth, Harold found that hair oil makes remarkably smooth surface on amalgams. E535 THOMAS E. TIPPIT, D.D.S. i Lugi was always ready for the fast draw with his warm gun. Constantly on alert for anything moving, Ceesworth would leap when opportunity knocked. Once, it was reported that he was actually seen walk- ing into a classroom. He plans on setting up a crown and bridge massage parlor post-graduation.

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DON REVILL, D.D.S. FRED G. SALAZAR, D.U.D. ALEX SALINAS, D.D.S. Sky King, being the oldest member of the class, would always pass on fatherly advice like, Once you get to be a iunior you've got it made. or Don't worry about the State Board, they'll pass everyone. Don's house calls on his denture patients achieved wide notoriety and it is even believed he actually mentioned dentures. Don is going to Corpus Christi to practice. if JM' P Sleazy Salazar was known not for his poor taste in clothes but for the complete lack of intelligence which he displayed regularly. Once arrested for using Ortho plaster in his tortillas, Fred's belief is that one day a volcano will erupt sucking the universe right into it and spitting out pre- made wax occlusion rims in large quanti- ties. When asked what the G stood for he merely stated, Guacamole. While wearing his leopard-skin underwear he says Dentistry is like a bar of soap, the more you use it the smaller you get. Bue- nos Nachos. , N--, ,l '- fi Q 7 MWF' ,Q Celso, now famous for his expression, Coffee Doc? , was sent to a chiropractic ai,-. clinic to get untangled when he attempted to I Nmfyt . . pat a friend on the back and pat himself on .Q ,Z .f:f' the back, simultaneously. Also known for his L Vq.Q'J gljffj-Q4 expressions, O.K. Doc! and Hey Doc, iw Alex's speed was second only to that obtained with nuclear missiles but with the same results. He plans on opening a private practice in San Antonio, Texas.

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MARY WORK WALK, D.D.S. 17 'f 'V .4 ' 4,-j, i X, .f A RANDALL WHITTEN, D.D.S. Mary Work Walk has been voted sportsman of the year. After failing to qualify for the Olympic shot put she went fishin'. When asked about her career as a dentist she says, lt should come natu- rally to me, Work is my middle name. She manufactures artificial edentulous ridges in her spare time. CANDACE E. WOLF, D.D.S. .- ir f ,fe sv in-fi V? ,i I ww, V i if is: .-in E ey a .. tllfffff W.. X f The Rev, who came to school only when his schedule would allow it made it big doing television ads but later con- vinced himself of the charms of doing buccal pit preps and packing amalgam in them. Wanting to learn the techni- ques of decay annihilation he found caries excavation to be too violent and disgusting, thus guiding him on to new heights in the realms of the uninitiated. Amen. herself at a loss for silence. Packed with informa- tion and news flashes the town crier was known for her ability to disseminate information. She ,.1. xg , K4 The Wolf in Heath's clothing always found . L Yi' n 1 f fn' ,. and her Heath are heading to El Paso to further their careers and where she says, There are plenty of folks l can talk to. Starved for affec- tion she acquired a Great Dane but as she puts it, I don't think he's THAT great! -B 5 K 2 Z . of' P - L. sau... LY J - 1