University of Texas Dental Branch - Fang Yearbook (San Antonio, TX)

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DON REVILL, D.D.S. FRED G. SALAZAR, D.U.D. ALEX SALINAS, D.D.S. Sky King, being the oldest member of the class, would always pass on fatherly advice like, Once you get to be a iunior you've got it made. or Don't worry about the State Board, they'll pass everyone. Don's house calls on his denture patients achieved wide notoriety and it is even believed he actually mentioned dentures. Don is going to Corpus Christi to practice. if JM' P Sleazy Salazar was known not for his poor taste in clothes but for the complete lack of intelligence which he displayed regularly. Once arrested for using Ortho plaster in his tortillas, Fred's belief is that one day a volcano will erupt sucking the universe right into it and spitting out pre- made wax occlusion rims in large quanti- ties. When asked what the G stood for he merely stated, Guacamole. While wearing his leopard-skin underwear he says Dentistry is like a bar of soap, the more you use it the smaller you get. Bue- nos Nachos. , N--, ,l '- fi Q 7 MWF' ,Q Celso, now famous for his expression, Coffee Doc? , was sent to a chiropractic ai,-. clinic to get untangled when he attempted to I Nmfyt . . pat a friend on the back and pat himself on .Q ,Z .f:f' the back, simultaneously. Also known for his L Vq.Q'J gljffj-Q4 expressions, O.K. Doc! and Hey Doc, iw Alex's speed was second only to that obtained with nuclear missiles but with the same results. He plans on opening a private practice in San Antonio, Texas.

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GREGORY A. MINTON, D.D.S. The munger was always known for his paralyzing description of every- thing from anatomy to ani. At one time or another the generous old fellow has invited everyone to join him in a shorts dinner. No, my moustache is not made of nose hair, he states candidly. Mung was always quick to point out the amount of scalp moisture present on anyone's head and it is reported that Greg has even treated several of his patients. JOHN MUEHL, D.D.S. HARRY PARKER, D.D.S. Merle lanother who will never be voted into the diplomatic corpsl was voted Best human sacrifice and most likely to wear cement boots. Harry says, I never really wanted to step on any toes, I was always going for the whole foot! Along with his dental degree Harry obtained a Bachelor of Arts in National Boards. But his real desire in life is to become a member of the Pedodontic Faculty someday. Harry plans to enter the Army if he can pass thevphysi- cal. Juan de la Mule started as an embryo and through four harrowing years of dental school curriculum developed into a fine, strong fetus. Members of the class were amazed when finally, at graduation, they found out how to pronounce his name. John, who is going into pri- vate practice, says of the venture, Well I guess l'm going to have to get rid of my Batman comic books. 1 l li? N y Q9 .fi 'W 3 Qin Ww- I pew, t.rr.r. . Q 9949 C

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HAROLD SEILER, D.D.S. HAROLD SIMPSON, D.D.S. ,f ii . rt Sil, who's idea of a good time is counting the holes in a slice of bread, spent much of his time with business interests. He plans on making candles out of his leftover wax. Not to be over- come, his famous line, Now wait a minute won him great acclaim with the more degenerate aspect of the class. After graduation he plans on setting up a denture mill at the Kramfu Convalescent Center in Jamaica where he says he'd like to try some implants made of palm hearts. ,...K1g.v,,...:, Q In Q ,EJ M ---.QQM mu., .,,..,.,,,.:.. s.,s:.M,si.:.,,. Hock, Hock, Hocker thrives from Buda, Texas, where the pace is slow, the air is clean, and the necks are red. As one of the few who could inject carbocaine with a bicycle pump, Simple Simpson has always said, Ankle-biters are O.K. if they've had their rabies shots. Hoping to someday , move to Italy and do some DO gold dents, Harold's real desire is to take over on ice house and hold the refrigerators hostage. Using turtle wax to set up his denture teeth, Harold found that hair oil makes remarkably smooth surface on amalgams. E535 THOMAS E. TIPPIT, D.D.S. i Lugi was always ready for the fast draw with his warm gun. Constantly on alert for anything moving, Ceesworth would leap when opportunity knocked. Once, it was reported that he was actually seen walk- ing into a classroom. He plans on setting up a crown and bridge massage parlor post-graduation.