University of Texas Dental Branch - Fang Yearbook (San Antonio, TX)

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GREGORY A. MINTON, D.D.S. The munger was always known for his paralyzing description of every- thing from anatomy to ani. At one time or another the generous old fellow has invited everyone to join him in a shorts dinner. No, my moustache is not made of nose hair, he states candidly. Mung was always quick to point out the amount of scalp moisture present on anyone's head and it is reported that Greg has even treated several of his patients. JOHN MUEHL, D.D.S. HARRY PARKER, D.D.S. Merle lanother who will never be voted into the diplomatic corpsl was voted Best human sacrifice and most likely to wear cement boots. Harry says, I never really wanted to step on any toes, I was always going for the whole foot! Along with his dental degree Harry obtained a Bachelor of Arts in National Boards. But his real desire in life is to become a member of the Pedodontic Faculty someday. Harry plans to enter the Army if he can pass thevphysi- cal. Juan de la Mule started as an embryo and through four harrowing years of dental school curriculum developed into a fine, strong fetus. Members of the class were amazed when finally, at graduation, they found out how to pronounce his name. John, who is going into pri- vate practice, says of the venture, Well I guess l'm going to have to get rid of my Batman comic books. 1 l li? N y Q9 .fi 'W 3 Qin Ww- I pew, t.rr.r. . Q 9949 C

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g '1'1 i 0 Always living in fear of being the next to go. Bozo, the class clown, was quite a worrier. I - Early in the year, he made many unsuccessful attempts to reach the 3rd floor but soon realized 'lf God wanted me to reach the third floor he would have given me elevator shoes. Many of - 3, us wonder where Bozo came from land he's still not letting onl, however one thing is for certain, he's not going ANYWHERE. Mr. Hump is plan- ning on opening a circus and TV dinner factory after graduation. PHIL KGTHMANN, D.D.S. The sheeper will be remembered forever for his uncanny good luck on the State Board. After a disappointing second in the gold foil derby he explained, l'm not going to do that many gold foils in my Orthodontics C practice anyway. Phil plans to enter a graduate program in orthodon- X R f' tics. When asked about his wire bending future Phil says, There are so I many uses for paper clips it's just goofy! But, he says, What can WE do? Qfgrc llawfi. STAN MCGUFF, D.D.S. McDuff, spokesman for the silent major- ity, started out dental school as a blazing forest fire and over the next four years proceeded to extinguish himself. Unsur- passed for this non-fabrication of waves, Stan's motto has been, Don't believe ANYTHING until you've eaten some. Also he says, Trust is a blind mans way of saying, 'Hello sailor.' Stan is going into the Air Force in Mississippi where he can fix up a heap of trouble. L1 if I 3- 1 I3

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DON REVILL, D.D.S. FRED G. SALAZAR, D.U.D. ALEX SALINAS, D.D.S. Sky King, being the oldest member of the class, would always pass on fatherly advice like, Once you get to be a iunior you've got it made. or Don't worry about the State Board, they'll pass everyone. Don's house calls on his denture patients achieved wide notoriety and it is even believed he actually mentioned dentures. Don is going to Corpus Christi to practice. if JM' P Sleazy Salazar was known not for his poor taste in clothes but for the complete lack of intelligence which he displayed regularly. Once arrested for using Ortho plaster in his tortillas, Fred's belief is that one day a volcano will erupt sucking the universe right into it and spitting out pre- made wax occlusion rims in large quanti- ties. When asked what the G stood for he merely stated, Guacamole. While wearing his leopard-skin underwear he says Dentistry is like a bar of soap, the more you use it the smaller you get. Bue- nos Nachos. , N--, ,l '- fi Q 7 MWF' ,Q Celso, now famous for his expression, Coffee Doc? , was sent to a chiropractic ai,-. clinic to get untangled when he attempted to I Nmfyt . . pat a friend on the back and pat himself on .Q ,Z .f:f' the back, simultaneously. Also known for his L Vq.Q'J gljffj-Q4 expressions, O.K. Doc! and Hey Doc, iw Alex's speed was second only to that obtained with nuclear missiles but with the same results. He plans on opening a private practice in San Antonio, Texas.