University of Texas Dental Branch - Fang Yearbook (San Antonio, TX)

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g '1'1 i 0 Always living in fear of being the next to go. Bozo, the class clown, was quite a worrier. I - Early in the year, he made many unsuccessful attempts to reach the 3rd floor but soon realized 'lf God wanted me to reach the third floor he would have given me elevator shoes. Many of - 3, us wonder where Bozo came from land he's still not letting onl, however one thing is for certain, he's not going ANYWHERE. Mr. Hump is plan- ning on opening a circus and TV dinner factory after graduation. PHIL KGTHMANN, D.D.S. The sheeper will be remembered forever for his uncanny good luck on the State Board. After a disappointing second in the gold foil derby he explained, l'm not going to do that many gold foils in my Orthodontics C practice anyway. Phil plans to enter a graduate program in orthodon- X R f' tics. When asked about his wire bending future Phil says, There are so I many uses for paper clips it's just goofy! But, he says, What can WE do? Qfgrc llawfi. STAN MCGUFF, D.D.S. McDuff, spokesman for the silent major- ity, started out dental school as a blazing forest fire and over the next four years proceeded to extinguish himself. Unsur- passed for this non-fabrication of waves, Stan's motto has been, Don't believe ANYTHING until you've eaten some. Also he says, Trust is a blind mans way of saying, 'Hello sailor.' Stan is going into the Air Force in Mississippi where he can fix up a heap of trouble. L1 if I 3- 1 I3

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WENDELL GORDON, D.D.S. The Aggie in our class set out from the beginning to prove that the basis for all the Aggie iokes ever made up were true. Wendell still calls amalgam Silver stuff and calls composite that white stuff. When asked to do root canals he states, You mean we don't extract them first? For years Wendell wondered why he had been working so slow with his high speed hand- piece until an instructor started it up one day and Wen- dell replied, What's that whistling noise? His imme- diate plans are to enter an Air Force residency, but, he wonders, l hope the dental chairs on those airplanes are well equip- A ii ped! BILL HEATH, D.D.S. g 5. . 5 The Heath in WoIf's clothing is reportedly the ic g Coolest of all in the class. He is so cool that when i ' ' he nicked the aorta on the state board he tied it off with retraction cord. lt is believed that he was so calm he actually became comatose. Bill's . 'ff' motto was, An asso' a day keeps the asso's away. He is going into private practice in El Paso after graduation. , ' K :'V K . ' I ' . ..:1,,.s.:,.lL:, ryly . W.. if Quit PETE HOFMANN, D.D.S. y ' so c' iic, 5 -.ff Pete, our liter, after deciding that a dental school career was not for him decided to graduate this year. it it When asked why he decided to go into dentistry Pete replies, Oh, I think it'll be much better than dental school. Pete is going to set up private practice in San g V Antonio. 1

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GREGORY A. MINTON, D.D.S. The munger was always known for his paralyzing description of every- thing from anatomy to ani. At one time or another the generous old fellow has invited everyone to join him in a shorts dinner. No, my moustache is not made of nose hair, he states candidly. Mung was always quick to point out the amount of scalp moisture present on anyone's head and it is reported that Greg has even treated several of his patients. JOHN MUEHL, D.D.S. HARRY PARKER, D.D.S. Merle lanother who will never be voted into the diplomatic corpsl was voted Best human sacrifice and most likely to wear cement boots. Harry says, I never really wanted to step on any toes, I was always going for the whole foot! Along with his dental degree Harry obtained a Bachelor of Arts in National Boards. But his real desire in life is to become a member of the Pedodontic Faculty someday. Harry plans to enter the Army if he can pass thevphysi- cal. Juan de la Mule started as an embryo and through four harrowing years of dental school curriculum developed into a fine, strong fetus. Members of the class were amazed when finally, at graduation, they found out how to pronounce his name. John, who is going into pri- vate practice, says of the venture, Well I guess l'm going to have to get rid of my Batman comic books. 1 l li? N y Q9 .fi 'W 3 Qin Ww- I pew, t.rr.r. . Q 9949 C