University School of Milwaukee - Trident Yearbook (Milwaukee, WI)

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STopping in Bermuda on our way back To The STaTes we see a huge elecTric sign adverTising Bill Marx Time WiTh I-lis RhyThm Men aT The Casino del Born- sTein. Inside The nighT club we recognize Willie leading his orchesTra. I-lis singer, whose voice is low, husky, and ThroaTy, is RiTa Rosenberg. Passing Through The room, keeping everybody happy, is The club's owner and hosTess, The charming and peTiTe PaTsy BornsTein. ReTurning To Milwaukee, The TirsT person we see is Jean Sure-shoT Dunphy, shooTing clay pigeons To biTs down aT The lake shore. Jean's iackeT is covered wiTh ponderous, imporTanT locking medals. EvidenTly she is a winner in This game. AT The Davidson TheaTre, Jim Wilsey, The Tamous connoisseur oT beauTiTul girls, is presenTing a mag- niTicenT revue lreminiscenT oT old Broadwayl sTarring Jo-Jo, The WhisTling Cow Girl and Co-Co, The Clown. We are noT surprised To Tind Joan RoberTs and Fabian Kunzelman successTul on The sTage, Tor we remember They are ideally suiTed Tor dramaTic careers. The WaIkaThon ouT aT The STaTe Fair Park is The Talk oT The Town. We go ouT To see Those weary spe- cimens oT humaniTy drag Themselves abouT. Four couples are leTT. The Tour ThousandTh hour is pasT. BeTs are running close, buT one couple seems To be The TavoriTe. The Team oT Bell and Franzen is The Ta- vcriTe. BelI's iokes are geTTing raTher Teeble, buT Millie is holding up surprisingly well on Bob's shoul- der. IT seems unbelievable, buT Then- Remembering ThaT we have noT accounTed Tor An- neTTe Wilson, we look in a Telephone direcTory. IT says, Miss Wilson's Exclusive Social Service Tor Women. AT her esTablishmenT we Tind AnneTTe saying To Billie I-lallsTrom, My mosT desirable gen- Tleman is available This evening. I am cerTain you would like him. I-le is an excepTionalIy Tine dancer and a mosT amusing companion. Would you care To see him? Billie says she would. Bob Nelson en- Ters The room, Bob, The mosT soughT aTTer gigolo oT Miss Wilson's exclusive esTablishmenT. We decide To reTurn To M. U. S. Tor old Time's sake even iT iT is againsT The N. R. A. IT is SaTurday morning. The building is The same, buT older. The Taces oT The sTudenTs and The TacuITy are unTamiliar, buT in The library we are delighTed To Tind one oT our beloved Class oT '34. There we Tind John Rix Taking his spelling TesT Tor The Tour Thousand Tour hundred and TorTieTh Time. WiTh Tond hopes in our hearTs we bid John To carry on I Now, Triends, wasn'T ThaT lovely? IT is Too bad ThaT we have To leave The wings oT Tancy on which we have been Tlying hiTher and ThiTher Tor almosT TiTTeen minuTes, buT we musT geT back To realiTy, much as we would like To dream on. LighTs, please! Q55 I 7

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Class Prophecy REETINGS and saluTaTions Trom Hugo, Bruno and Emily. Thanks To ThaT eminenT proTessor oT physics and sundry oTher sciences, Wilhelm Gorgonzola Beaker, I am able Today, by means OT his colossal invenTion, The FuTure Peeper, To give you a shorT glimpse oT The sTudenTs oT The Class oT I934 ThirTy years hence. Now, leT's have The lighTs OTT, please, and please, all oT you, siT back and wander wiTh me on The wings oT The Tairies To The year oT IQ64, To The enchanTing melody oT Asa's DeaTh, by ThaT mosT charming Scandinavian composer, Heinz WerwaTh. Here we are in 1964. Now The N. R. A. sTands Tor No RecollecTion Allowed, so iT would be quiTe unTair Tor any oT you To leT your ThoughTs wander back To IQ34. LeT us TirsT visiT The WhiTe House. There we Tind The PresidenT smiling and chuckling To himselT and we wonder why he smiles when The ship oT sTaTe runs a course sTudded wiTh ragged reefs. BuT we can well undersTand ThaT iT is a smile oT accomplishmenT. PresidenT Wagner lremember Freddie7l Teels ThaT aTTer ThirTy years The audience oT The I934 lviinsTrel Show has Tinally goT iT. As we are leaving The WhiTe House leT us pause To view RuTus T. KOTT- nauer, The vice-presidenT, Telling The kiddies oT The counTry how To TighT The baTTle oT liTe, and exhorTing Them To new eTTorTs in Their guesT Tor The Oswald Jaeger Baking Company's Jungle Hour BuTTons. Qzzie, by The way, is The man who revoluTionized The baking indusTry by invenTing Handled DoughnuTs, The blessing To The man who dunks. As we walk along The bank oT The scenic PoTomac, a channel swimmer comes inTo sighT whom we Tind is Frank Frey on his annual pilgrimage Trom BalTimore To WashingTon, D. C., via waTer, bearing garlands oT seaweed To The PresidenT. Frank is a liTTle Tardy This year because his aTTendanT, GranT Gauger, spenT mosT oT The Time repairing his ToolprooT moTor. Every year, aT The expiraTion oT his conTracT wiTh The Bahn Frei Hall, Gauger, beTTer known as GenTleman GranT, The Boxing Bungler, accompanies Frank on his swimming pilgrimage. ln BosTon Commons, we see Thomas Duncan, Jr., who is iusTly Tamous Tor his abiliTy as a sandwich man pickeTing non-union shops, expounding his Theories on Socialism. We decide To sTay in BosTon, and in The aTTernoon we go ouT To see The Red Sox play The ST. Louis Browns aT Thompson's SporTing Arena. Thompson's is a good place To eaT-over Ten Thousand hasen- pTeTTer dinners served daily lyou bring The rabbiTsll From BosTon, guiTe oddly, we Tind ourselves in an aTmosphere oT sTaid conTinenTal arisTocracy-black shirTed men everywhere. STanding nexT To a sTern looking man is O. H. Adams who has risen To ThaT coveTed posiTion oT lv1ussolini's yes man. While on his honeymoon in lTaly-Carlie Wilson married The Cornell widow, you know-we ioin him in aTTending an oTTicial movie sTarring June EasT, The scinTillaTing, glamorous siren oT The screen who proves To be Eleanor Lindemann. A newsreel oT The I964- Olympics shows PaT Powers breaking her inTernaTional hurdling record which she has held Tor The pasT ThirTy years. We move on To CenTral ATrica where we see DoroThy Zinn, who married a missionary, happy and conTenTed among The primiTive blacks who hail her as a goddess. ln The pool on her esTaTe Bob Manegold, aTTired in a shark's skin, is swimming abouT under waTer sTill looking Tor The nickel ThaT Jimmie losT. QuiTe evidenTly Bob musT be The one necessiTaTing The visiT oT Dr. Claude Beebe, The eminenT brain spe- cialisT, who is even now enTering The gaTes oT The missionary's esTaTe.

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Class Will E, Tl-TE CLASS OF I934, being aTTlicTed wiTh bleary eyes, as a resulT oT Too much sTudying, and a weak hearT Trom Too much aThleTics, deem iT advisable To draw up This lasT will and TesTamenT. Wherein we, The Class oT I934, realizing ThaT we have been a class oT unusual abiliTy, desire To make a lasT muniTicenT giTT To our school, and hereby presenT our virTues and vices To Those in The school who can make The besT use oT Them. Besides leaving Miss Dine hearTbroken, coaches SuTherd, STrow, Parks and Brock worried, and Mr. Moore darned glad Those hoodlums are gone . . Tommy Duncan leaves his abiliTy To dodge debTs Tor ThirTeen years To whoever has To pay The school bills. Bob Nelson leaves his good looks and winning ways To Bill Lane. Eabian Kunzelmann leaves a bad impression. Claude Beebe leaves his unTinished argumenTs on race problems To Bob Zwicky. GranT Gauger leaves his nauTical knowledge To Barnacle Bill Hagen. Bob Bell and Mildred Eran- zen leave TogeTher. Grlo Adams leaves a lisT oT Telephone numbers To Jimmy Klode. PaTsy BornsTein leaves The presidency oT The Girls' Club To any good suTTragisT in school. Bob Manegold leaves The hockey supremacy oT Pine Lake To BeTTy. Ered Wagner leaves his daily Talks and announce- menTs To whoever wanTs Them. Carlie Wilson leaves his heighT To John Rheineck. Eleanor Lindemann leaves a Teepee Tull oT Triends To any girl in need oT N-l-C-E men. John Rix leaves The liTTle Things in liTe To Jack Wie- ner. Joan RoberTs leaves her rosy blush To Carol Mayer, hoping she'll make good use oT iT. AnneTTe Wilson leaves her unTinished work To TuTure M. U. S. seniors who are looking Tor someThing To do. RiTa Rosenberg leaves her high soprano To peTiT DoroThy VieTh. Frank Frey wills his swimming suiT To Bob Zwicky. PaTTy Powers leaves her silenT laughTer To Mary Virginia EosTer. Billie l-lallsTrom leaves her camera To any oTher quick snapper ThaT mighT come along. l-leinz WerwaTh leaves his abiliTy To caTch punTs To Karl Klauser. Jeanne Dunphy leaves her bull's eyes To Emily Moeller, anarher budding big shoT. James Wilsey leaves his parking place aT Downer To Mike. DoroThy Zinn leaves her knowledge oT polo To any horseman able To absorb ThaT much. NeiTher Bob KoTTnauer nor Bill Marx leave any- Thing. CMD