University School - Mabian Yearbook (Hunting Valley, OH)

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WE'VE HEARD 'EM SAY... C.G.S. S.T.F. P.C.E. R.G.W. J.E.1. D.R.P. JH. KM. Br. J.D.Me. ID. jr. J.R.B. P.A.B. H.L.C. c.T. M.C.L. F.M.H. RH. J.E.N. V.o. s.R.B. P.W,S. P.C.B. D.L. L.L. -1 u u rf u u u just goes to show - you can never trust a dictator. Honest, I nearly flipped. Is this my priority day? Well, I didn't suppose you'd know. Oh, that dumb foogoo! Don't step on my car, it eats harmful insects. Oh, oh. The bells are off again. Two weeks, or six demeritsf' . . . and the second gold beret goes to . . .' K.X.?!! From what? We're lucky to have kids coordinated enough to walk down the floor. . . . and keep your hands off those animals! That's right . . . peanut butter sandwiches. This morning I want to read you . . This tie? Oh, just a Celonese tea-pickers neckerchief I picked up in Singapore. Thomas Bremble, will you please be quiet? Sing 'Em! Ahhem . . . now then . . Okay boys, take it from here. Well . . . back in Oklahoma . . Lay off the weights . . . muscles don't mean a thing. Well Berkey, as the authority on segregation, what do you think about this idea ? . . . a product of blood, sweat and tears . . . Hells bells! Think, boy, think! You boys shouldn't scratch out like that . . . it's costing me money. 4195

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SECRETARIES From lrfl Io right: Miss Vera Breyley, Mrs. Arlenc Fields, Mrs. Mercedes Watterson, Mrs. Audrey Bass, Mrs. Margaret Whitehead, Mrs. Helen Smith Mr. Cruikshank's personal secretary, Mri. Margaret Whitehead, is a familiar sight to many U. S. students both past and present who have ventured through the hallowed portals of the main office. While handling school correspondence and arranging the school schedule, she is always willing to lend a helping hand or give a friendly piece of advice wherever it is needed. Upon crossing the threshold of the main office, one will no doubt see Min Vera Breyley, who claims to have typed more words than Webster has found. Her spark- ling humor and helpful suggestions always deserve a smile and an appreciative Thank you . Serving in her capacity as President of the University School Loan Association fthe upper right hand drawer of her deskj, Mrf. Helen Smith has long been a favorite with University students. A deft hand at the school's switchboard and a cheerful smile at just the right time are her trademarks. 4185 Relinquishing her responsibilities in the Middle School Office, Mrx. Arlene Fields took on a new job this year as assistant curator of the Alumni Office. Aside from helping Mr. Paige with his diversified duties, she also serves as an associate editor of The Alumni Newt-Letter. Surrounded by a swimming pool on one side and a gymnasium the other, Mrs. Mercerler Watterfon, secretary to Mr. Mac- Carraher, is chief custodian of field ex- cuses. Her reputation for never having lost an All-Around Athletic Contest card holds her in good stead with students and faculty alike. Successfully completing her first year as a University School secretary, Mrr. Audrey Ban, guide to the younger set in the Mid- dle School, deserves just credit for her pa- tient understanding of the problems plaguing the 7th through 9th grades, inclusive. We hope that Mrs. Bass will be with us for many years to come.

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THAT'LL BE THE DAY WHEN.. Mr. Cruikshank gets senioritis. U Mr. Sanders joins the Salavation Army. Mr. Ingersoll rejects tobacco in every form. Mr. Lee proclaims Tom Ackland Scientist of the Future . Mr. Dodd doesnlt throw Bremble out of a class basketball game. Mr. Howarth sustains an injury in a street fight. Mr. Fox walks down the hall with a pencil behind his ear. Mrs. Martin reads a book. Mr. Napp finishes his new house. Mr. Parker buys a Ford f They changed the winner , Mr. Schwab clutches . Mr. Baker gets to Genetics. Mr. Pete Cruikshank plots to overthrow his uncle's empire. Mr. McCreight dares to enter a bowling alley. Mr. DiBiasio stops smoking and grows to an even six feet. Mr. Ford decides to conform. Mr. Horner stops lecturing. Mr. Hoets gets lost on the way to Europe. Mr. Gardiner becomes an extrovert. Mr. Sumner hands out No Doz . Mr. Rickard wanders into the Newt room. Mr. Thomson gets a ticket for reckless driving. Miss Boppel is given 310,000 to entice the Gourmet Club back to Friday lunch Mr. Harvey gets his hand caught in the jointer. Mr. Ebbott sends a valentine to Room 27. Mr. Hruby arrives in Chapel minus boots, cap, and overcoat. Mr. Logsdon suppresses a wage revolt. Mr. Molten predicts a winning season. Mr. McCarraher breaks Tradition . Mr. Bobenmeyer doesn't quote Nathan Bedford Forest. Mr. Walton leaves his desk and telephone to Knight. Mr. Riel retires to some obscure little burg on the Ohio River. Mr. Luton goes to Oxford. Mr. Paige collects from the '58 alumni. The Mabiun comes out. i209