University School for Girls - Castanon Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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Miss Miss Mrs. Mlle out. Miss Miss ,.. '.1T , ff 1: -i .s 1 'Q FASCINATING FAULTS Davy-- You learned this in fourth grade. Dewey- Girls, girls, I beg of you! Linnell Qjust after a testj- Well, some of you passed!,' . Sicot Cshockinglyj-- The French girl works very hard and never goes Hobson- Please assume a more scholarly attitude. Cavins Ccalmlyj- The assignment for tomorrow is the usual one- thousand-word essay. Mrs. Miss Hinman- I've had the same experience with my sons.', Hackett- The Eighth Grade may pass out. Miss Wentworth Cafter sneezing twicej- Thank you! I'll come right to the telephone. Miss De Riemer Ccasuallyj- Miss Haire would like to see you. Madame-- Children, when you come back tomorrow, please know some- thing and stop chewing. Miss Miss Miss Nlrs. Miss Miss Miss Miss Mrs. Miss Smith- Straighten out there, straighten out! Humphrey- Yesterday when I was riding horseback- Large- Sing wee-vah with your mouths wide open. Mower- Louder, please, so Miss Smith can hear you. Harding- Never dispute the referee's decision. Rodenbaeck- Girls, you're dreaming! Thacher-- I'll see you in the spring! Vogel Cin the hockey bus!- We can't start until everyonels seated. Locke- Well, I'll see about it! Haire- Now 1et's get back to 'Vergil'. WHAT WOULD HAPPEN- If Doris Leach came on time? If certain Freshmen wore middies and skirts? If everyone had good lessons? If some boarder werenlt ill? If Pen weren't always smiling? If the eighth grade beat the Seniors in basketball? If Mary Young cut her hair? If everyone walked single file in the hall? If all the juniors went out for basketball? If Miss Dewey kept the window closed all one period? If there weren't a Dorothy Braun? If someone weren,t groaning about a test? THE PERFECT TEACHER Disposition ....... Cinderella Wisdom . , . Solomon Sense of Humor . . Puck Patience . . . . . Job Mercy ...,.... Pocahontas Courage ...... Jack-the-Giant-Killer Detective Ability Cfinding intelligencej . Sherlock Holmes Perseverance ,... . Don Quixote Will Power . . . . . Napoleon Pep , . . Jack-be-nimble 106

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7-7,- THE FAERIE QUEENE -AND THEN Jo AND THE Doo Two young females were pricking down the street All ready for a day of work in school, Until a pooch did think it was discreet To show off like a little puppy fool. He gave a leap as though to start a duel, But leather only did his teeth y-strike Not to be daunted was this little mule Until his teeth he placed in leg aright Which-let me state-he did with all his might. JOSEPHINE LEAVENWORTH, '31 JACK AND JILL There was upon a time Prince Jack who bore A Princess in his arms whose name was Jill, And on her lovely head a crown she wore. They then together tried to climb a hill Upon the top of which was placed a mill. Now in his hands there was a little pail With which he sought some water from a rill, But then his legs which held him up did fail And lol all down the hill both Jack and jill did sail. 7 MARTHA WILLIAMS 31 7 1 THE CAT AND THE BIRD A little bird flew up into a tree Close followed by a gray and ugly cat. O Mister Cat, why must you worry me? I wouldn't think of bothering you like that, And too, I'm sure that I should make you fat. The cat, he said, Oh listen, Birdie dear, And comely grinned as on the bough he sat Know every morning your shrill song I hear, And now your day of reckoning at last is near! CHARLOTTE HUBBART, '31 THE EARS GF THE CASTANON What insect lives on the least food? Well, the moth only eats holes. Heard in the Cloak Room: It's to be a battle of wits. How brave you are to go unarmed! Why were you late? Sorry-but class began before I got here. Miss Smith- Mildred, what play is practicing now?,' Mildred- The other one!', 105

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