University of Pennsylvania School of Veterinary Medicine - Scalpel Yearbook (Philadelphia, PA)

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A A AHI THE PHILADELPHIA INQUIRER Come to the School of Veterinary lledicine of the University of Pennsylvania. Spend four gentle, sociable years leading to the degree of V.lNl.D. Cvery much dopesj. Graduate courses leading to a lIaster's Cmaster of the houndsj and Doc-tor's degrees are available to those who are properly qualified. Tuition, of course, is unthought of-our congenial Dean arranges to have every student receive a maximum amount of knowledge at a minimum monetary expenditure. In the event that any student needs more than the allotcd quota of money he may obtain more by requesting the Dean to furnish the same. Every student will be required to stay in bed until at least 11 A. II. of every day. All classes will start at noon and end at 2 P. BI. of the same day, Saturday and Sunday ex- cluded. Our professors will hold lectures dur- ing the designated hours and will ask the per- mission of the class to lecture. In the event that any lecturer offends a student, the student may correct the wrong done him on the last day of each school year by dressing the pro- fessor in red and turning him loose in Huide- kooper Field with a mad bull. For those stu- dents wishing practical experience in Opera- tive Surgery, Obstetrics, and the like, we will have a large number of animals which may be used for such purposes-all furnished by the Dean, of course. Following dismissal of classes there will be held the coffee hour from 2 to 3 P. HI. in the Dean's office, with Bliss Teuter as the head hostess, assisted by Bliss Samuels and Bliss Nyce. For those unable to wait until this time to appease their appetites there is a free lunch counter where once stood the bookstore in the Students, Room. Those students wishing social activities along with his work may easily obtain the same through the medium of Earl Carroll's Chorus Girls, who are employed here as nurses in both the large and small animal hospitals. There are no quizzes during the school year, and no final examinations. It will be taken for granted that every student knows every- thing. For the graduating Seniors our Place- ment Bureau has a list of open jobs and prac- tices, all paying more than 315,000 a year, and any of which may be had for tl1e asking. Don't miss this golden opportunity to ob- tain professional training at our wonderful institution-write or call for more information -it is yours for the asking.

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TIMAGI E Among ihe Sfwlenfs Ardito taking his own notes in a lecture instead of copying Hosen's. Kaplan on time. Someone in the class telling Colonel Ewen that his uncle was in tl1e same division with General Pershing. Kavanaugh and Kerlin staying around school a few extra moments. Rosen and Jenne not studying. VValbert without that cute double chin. Church and Gerberick with small noses. VVortman not telling a few tall ones. Boyer awake during a lecture. Craig being allowed to take the trip to Vir- ginia with us instead of being ordered', to Somerville. .-I moug the Faculty Dr. Emmerson getting excited. The small animal clinicians without Arox. Dr. Lee without his short wave therapy, sulfanilamide and Joe to cuss at. The Dean putting over a genetics problem to the class. Dr. F. Lentz showing where something is in the pharmacy over theref, lNIr. VVilliams not giving a brilliant disserta- tion. Dr. Beck without his chess board. In General Those mornings with a teaspoonful of soft dark brown . . . Taking parasitology again. The clinics without the Juniors QUtopiaD.

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TH G WEE LIKE T0 EE EAI Gleiser palpating' the ovaries in an anatomy horse-and zing!!-a mousetrap set within the horse closing down on his fingers. Kribs taking rollfhalf the class absent- double cuts for all-Hoop-Hoopen-Hoopcn- Hoopenstet-TRIPLE CUT ! Y Boyer peacefully slumbering on a stool during those brilliant student Anatomy speeches. Baruch turning green and then passing out during our first Anatomy kill. Gardiner being tied up Within a potato sack and thrown on Huidekoper Field by two men after boasting of the ability to stand off Many fifteen men in the class. lVIiller auscultating a dog's heart in front of a client and looking intelligent-but soon to discover his stethcscope ear pieces not in his earswbut still around his neck. Fleck telling Dr. hlartin all about the gall bladder of the horse-how to find it and examine it. Jenne telling Dr. Booth the dog has no prostate in an Anatomy quiz. Boucher losing his moustache in Anatomy lab.