University of Pennsylvania School of Veterinary Medicine - Scalpel Yearbook (Philadelphia, PA)

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A-h, a-h, a-h! as you well know, VVas present here many years agog Until the Vets throughout the land A lemon to H. NV. H. did hand. Iquinp right at him, boysg he won't bite, His jaw you could kick clear out o' sight. Aconite, Brandy and Byroniaare very good dru ' 8 Will cure most diseases of puppies' mugs. The family, genis and species, are all compact, But insects, worms and coccidia are very slackg Although Benjamin M., with his wand so Kean, Started the Eohippus, its life to gleam. His early training he should recapitulate, l In order that he could more thoroughly elucidate For by vacum Dr. Booth has often ate, And soon he expects his eongenitals to bifurcate. To Medical clinic we all dreaded to go As there was little doing, for ns, you knowg Dr. Kimball oft found diagnosis quite hard And for relief would step into the office, we suppo There was an exponent from Utah Who stood six feet and a half tall, Witli high ideals this wonderful Crocker Possessed a habit, which was that of an knocker. In examination Addison always said yes, But its meaning to us was hard to guess. Materia Medica from Newbold we dreaded much Until we received his bill for three bucks. Smiling, pleasing dark Doctor Castor Of killing-beds and regulations he is maste1'. Doctor Ryan in his quiet, remarkable way Taught us Chemistry that we retain to this day. 'With Henry Campbell we hate much to part, Because our interest he always had at heart. And better had they ne'er been born Who read in doubt or read to scorn' Q Y?5'w'P2-I-' gf 709 'QNYINKIXISHAYP N X iiiiii I 6 I 'SZ : se, for a card

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pigrams Doctor Louis A. Klein, tall and lean, Of our notable faculty is deang He is a skilled veterinarian And a strict disciplinarian. VVe went thousands of miles To see his numerous smiles. Old john Marshall, professor, Of much knowledge is possessor. Our eyes in great wonder did ope lfVhen shown the mysteries of his dope, We expressed many any many a woe W'hen we studied the structure of HQO. Doctor Adams, Iohn W., He ne'er wanted to trouble you, If he wished to impress you ' To a story he would press you, Him we respect and admire, For us at all times he did inspire. Chunky Professor Carl Gay Arrived from down Iowa way To tell us about Shropshires, And the Clydesdales and Ayrshiresg In time he was seized with the mania To supply good stallions for Pennsylvania. Marshall, also called Clarence, Vilas thought a good boy by his parents, He never cared a damn Wfhether it was a ewe or a lamb: He concerned himself but little with science, His realm was that of medical appliance. From our bald teacher in botany Knowledge we never got anyg Beneath the leafy bowers He showed us many flowers, But, what has a botany course To do with disease of the horse? The man who at the Bull's head treat All mammalia and equine species for affected feet But alas! In our clinic. as you know, His female prescriptions are on the go. Old Kock and Schutz, we know indeed, Taught our K. F, i just how to breed His can-ary birds, which he kept in flocks: Sounds to us rather paradox. Ludholtz, without any compunction, Taught us the body and its functiong Although we were bound by a spell, VVhat he spoke about no one could tell. l60

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