University of Pennsylvania School of Veterinary Medicine - Scalpel Yearbook (Philadelphia, PA)

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DEPARTMENT LIBRARY AND READING ROOM

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' 2,21 1 HGSPITAL VVARDS FOR LARGE ANIMALS

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