University of Pennsylvania School of Veterinary Medicine - Scalpel Yearbook (Philadelphia, PA)

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epettturiumn We are moving off the campus now, This little senior band: NVe've done with all the lectures now And clinics we'll remand. Oh, we can trinia bull clog's ears, To us a post is play: But theres no demand for seniors grand Around the School to-day So it's hike, boys, hike. For there isn't the slightest doubt lVe've got to get a move on To places farther out. So we'll pack our little satehel, And before the sun has set NVe'll hit the hike on life's straight pike. And see what we can get. Nllell, we thought we'd have a banquet once As Freshman yearly may, And, suffering catsfl what do you think Those Juniors had to say? OhI your President must be our guest On that auspicious night. lf you don't heed, you'll surely need To show one awful light. lt was scrap. boys, scrap, For there wasn't the slightest doubt XVhen the night before by l3easton's store we met them clout for clout. They didn't get Pop Stevens. t'Bless his old bald head, I sayg But the Chief of Police said hlive apiece For all caught in that fray. - Now, we went to Dr. Hargefs once. To see where muscles grew. Said hex Your knives are all too blunt. Such butchery won't dofl Now clean up all that fascia: then Make your parts look nice. And if you do not understand, Ask Dr. Booths advice. lt was cut, boys. cut. For there wasn't any doubt NVe had to get a move on W'ith Simon I. about. But some one dreamt the questions: Quite a lucky thing to dream. Farewell, we sing. itll hail the King' ln our memory you'll be ever green. Now, this little book l'm holding, lf you note its title page. 'ls Guffey's Notes on Chemistry. And once was all the rage. Oh! it took a lot of getting. For its mysteries were deep, .Xnd many a man was known to damn Equations in his sleep. II3

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MEMORIAL GATE AND CAMPUS

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It was dig, boys, dig, Whether in the Lab. or out. NVe had to keep on digging, For those problems they were stout. But Ryan for a live spot Settled Keldhal and his test. And we answered every question johnny Marshall Could suggest. Last year we tried out rowing Down by the Schuylkill sands, And every afternoon we trained Wfith blisters on our hands. XVell, we thought we'd take some beating From anything we knew, And so for a joke we challenged the stroke Of the '09 Dental crew. It was row. boys, row, Shoot your knees and keep your stroke. XVe had to keep her going Though our muscles nearly broke. Wie had them all but settled Wihen Iackley caught a crab, And they nosed us for the money Inst because our luck was bad. This defeat was rather galling, .-Xnd for nearly one whole week VVe hardly slept a wink at night And no one cared to eat: Till some guy said, Now, listen here, This is the dope for all, Well play those Dents at all events One game of old football. It was down, boys, down, Block their plays at every chance: If you cannot hold their jerseys, just relieve them of their pants. And we smashed their sly formation, And we blocked each forward pass. Two downs, my soul, and a clean held goalg Then we cleaned gbhem off the grass. Well, these recapitulations are really very nice, But, T guess you'd best be going, Comes the juniors' cold advice. i Just suppose we join the Service Either home or 'cross the sea, For a year or so till we get some dough, Then back for our PG. So it's hike, boys, hike. For there isn't the slightest doubt Vifelve got to get a move on To places farther out. So welll pack our little satchel, And before the sun has set W'e'll hit the hike on life's straight pike, And see what we can get. II4 XV. C. R