University of Pennsylvania School of Veterinary Medicine - Scalpel Yearbook (Philadelphia, PA)

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Wfilliam Deegan comes from J'ersey,' The State of swamps and sands. KN-lhen it comes to turning horseshoes, Bill is there with both his hands. D numher two is Deubler, Of the Vet crew he was stroke. He made them work like Trojans, And on the race we all went broke. Fessler is the n-ext in lineg Another member of the crew. l'Vhen out hunting for class ollices That of Treasurer he drew. l'Phil Fulstow is from Ohio, That State of all 'fthe best. Sometimes he's not so far awayf' And then again he's West Guilfoyle is our only UG. Exams clon't worry him at all. If he fails to pass them in the Spring, He'll surely get through in the Fall. Haigh is all amlnitiong He attends to his cases lineg And when he gets them coming nieelyfl They'1-e sure to get 'lstrychninef' Hardenbergh is from the t'Empire State He's long and rather lean. But he gets a letter every day. I wonder what this can mean. Hauhrieh ehums with Archibald, And comes from the seltsanie town. Hes always ready for a joke. And was never known to frown. Hess is a typical German g He doesn't care how much they tease. You may call him anything you choose, But he will say, Henry, pleasef' Hilemian comes from vXVilli2l1NSlJU1'g. His voice is far from loudg As he moves about from spot to spot His head seems to line in a cloud. ' Hoskins has in his family -Q father and brother, lioth Vets his stuff comes to him easy: But what doesn't he goes after and get Irons hails from the W'est with Crocker Though, unlike him, a l3enecliet. From his faithfulness to his studies A great future for him we predict. 1o7

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GLASS lllllltlll Most kind and loyal reader, Have patience with this song, For in making it a roll-eall lt needs must be full long. First in line is Archibald, Wfith his ever-ready smileg But when he dons his track shoes He can jump about a mile. Following him comes Miller Barnes, ln the 'AB's he is number one, And through steady, studious habits The Anatomy Prize he won. Thirdly, we have Martin Bredt, By ties of blood a Hehrewg He's good at buying up old skates And selling them for new. Now we come to F. P. Caughman, Who hails from Dixie Landf' A good old scout is Porter. And the ladies think hiin grand. Then there is our Christensen. Or Louie, as you please: Like the average Wfesterner, His talk is merely breeze. Next we come to B. M. Collins, UFO1' lreland's Home Rule gy' When it comes to spouting poetry, I-le tops the mark in sehool. Cooke is from the eity. He comes of a line of Vets, It tliere's anything in heredity. On him we'll plaee our bets. Now here is Crocker from Utah AG On their track team did he run: The shots that he could hand around Were not always sent in fun. ED Curley's last among the Cs, But not the least is he: Not very large in stature, but- Great in profession he hopes to be. 106

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Kane is from far New England,- He was a farmer boyg But in his chosen profession we know hc'll succeed: So now we all wish him joy. Kaufman is an athlete. But, then, why shouldn't he be? He comes from Athens Cnot in Greecej, And in football earned his AP. Kingstoifs from Massachusetts, That State so Great and Grand. C D ' He sta s awa from lectures at times Y X ,, ' And sleeps to beat the band. And now we come to Frederick Klein, Of pugilistic fame. He answers roll-call if he's thereg lf not, it's afl the same. Koontz has of nicknames a dozen or moreg I canlt stop to enumerate them now. So farewell Royal. May good health be yours, And success to you always bow. 4 Maurer goes by the nickname of Butch g And he took the breath of the Class By growing a moustache, which we threatened But finally agreed to let pass. Mclnnes leaves us for his home in the South, Vlfhere the Texas Ticks abound, 'Where they have no fences that are any good, And the Filaria in dogs are found. This brings us up to Moyer, The leader of this Class. He surely has abilityg And we know he'll make good at his task. Norton hails from VVaymart5 ltls to be from Jersey soon. He has a case on each new girl, Wfhich last about a 'lmoonf' Reifsnyder is a good hard workerg In fact, he has always been. In the struggle against adversity Wfe feel sure he's bound to win. And now were down to Charlie Ring, From that far off lonely strand, lt's New Zealand that he thinks of, Hoping there to shortly land. Royer's a man who loves his pets: On dogs he simply dotes. He has one from any number of breeds, And in their ownership proudly gloats. IOS to spoil