University of Oregon School of Nursing - Lamp Yearbook (Portland, OR)

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IIEIIRIIDIIMII fallfllfllllllip NEIIHIIAIIRCIIFQW Lumbar Puncture unsuccessful: darn it.-lTo. ik Give 25,000,000 killed typhoid bugs at I0 A. M. -flf1CIWAI-ION. ...Ri Dear Roy: Please correct all above spelling. --RODGER. - -'g.. Impression: Placenta Preva, 8011, Abruptia Placenta, ZOW, Neither, IOM. -jAcKGuiss. -Q1 Hats off to the nursing care.-ITO. ...Ri Oil retention enemag rectally.-PEASE. History-Patient claims she has hemorrhoids. Physical exam-She has.-FIERICK. ' --at Physical exam of a baby disposition-female. - -WooLLEY. LQ.-. Soft liquid diet.-Miss PERRY. ...R- Q D.on't let this patient get an upper respiratory in- fection.-MASSY. .. Q. Morphine sulphate gr. one-sixth p.r.n. stat. ' -SELLING. -R- Para 5 gravida 6-one immaculate conception, -LUNDY. -Q-. l0:00-Patient worrying. 10: I5-Patient consoled.-HARRIET BONES. . -R- Patient committed to one west.-WAsHBuRis1. ...Q- Excerpt from jean Graham's case study: On his Hrst day up, I walked Mr.- down the corridors: we returned in a wheel chair. CHow cozy! J Y i 2.3 eeaza 41153 llket I 70 I Viable male delivered with usual second degree Burr tear.-BURR. ln.. is everything in here? : and tthe manwentd .wonown Mrs. Sharf Cwalking into major surgeryjz And how is everything in here? Dr. jack Adams: Everything is swell, Mrs. Sharf: everything is just lovely-but Hx this d- light! Tal Did you know that love does funny things? Connie DeLateur mailed thirty-eight letters with thirty stamps. CThe extra eight letters returnedj .-R.. Mrs. Fisher Cmaking rounds of the nurses' home at midnightbz Well, Miss Howell, are you warm enough? Miss Howell Cwho had just come in and was already in bedb: I ought to be: I have my coat on. in-. A gyneologist is an unfortunate individual whose mission in life it is to aid the human female to cor- relate her biological instincts? with the dictates of Chrstian ethics. -HERTZLER. .-R, Miss Peters Cto patient having a chill: I-Iere's a hot-water bottle. Put it on your feet and it will warm you up. Patient: Lady, I wish I had some feet. -.gi The sphinter ani is a small and insignihcant muscle, but upon its integrity depends our entire social set- up.-OLIVER WENDEI.L HOLMES. .....g.... .Then the colon goes into a spasm like an accor- dion, except that there is no music.-DR. MENNE Cde- Iining colitisb. .. Q- DR. SEABROOK Cafter hnding that the knives had been left out of his surgical setb: Well, Miss Shon- yo, I suppose the next time, you'll leave out the scissors and I'Il have to chew my way in. ln,- Upon entering the delivery room to assist with a delivery of a breech birth, Miss Lewis remarked: This surely is a bald-headed baby, isn't it Mrs. johnson? - -R- -A diarrhoea of words often results in a constipa- tion of ideas.-? Humor

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E S 2 E Y N H 1 1 w W i 1 l ID? A N I N s I C E

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