University of Oklahoma - Sooner Medic Yearbook (Oklahoma City, OK)

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,- .g X ,.. im., ,Mbna 5 E' Q 2, C ff 2 ' A .ff A 3 K f - , ..., G wa .lt - ya' Maw- - . DR. CARL L. BRUNDAGE DR. D. H. O'DoNoGHuE DR. IOHN E. HEATLEY Associate Professor of Dermatology Associate Professor of Orthopedic Surgery Professor of Diagnostic Radiology and Syphilology THE FACULTY rology are explained in one-per-week sessions that only succeed in confusing everyone-except Iaundice, who has a philosophical attitude, and is never confused by any- thing. In the midst of this introduction to Clinical Medi- cine, one small island of unflustered decor remains-if you can count their legs, buddy, you got 'em-scabies, that is!! Yes, Dr. McMullen is right in there pitching with life cycles, trypanosomes, and bed bugs to offer, and the stu- dent aphidly fouchll devours the information that the good man disseminates. Quizzes again fall like flies, and about half-way through the semester, the student realizes that something called the Basic Sciences Examination is looming dead ahead. Providing he survives this ordeal with his wits intact, the student may be observed wanderf ing aimlessly down the halls, moaning, Will this year NEVER end? DR. W. F. KELLER Associate Professor of Clinical Pathology DR. BEN H. NICHOLSON DR. C. H. HALL DR. C. M. POUNDERS Associate Professor of Pediatrics Professor of Pediatrics Professor of Pediatrics

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DR. HENRY H. TURNER D DR. ROBERT C. LOWE DR. M. P. PROSSER Associate Professor of Medicine Assistant Professor of Medicine Associate Professor of Psychiatry DR. CHARLES P. BONDURANT Professor of Dermatology and Syphilology DR. PAUL M. V1cKERs Instructor in Surgery and Neurology THE PAK LTY S m i t h soothe jangled nerves - Rx:M.S.gr.x,qid,X 9,999,999M. Then it happensl One morning a quiz is announced. Fifteen minutes later, another quiz is is announced. Within one day, no less than fifteen tests can be scheduled in only six courses, and fifteen more will be ready by the time the first set is taken. Casualty lists mountfl-lopps sprouts horns-Faust rejoices, and the semester ends amid screams of the wounded as the student trudges wearily into the next semester-the big boys say this term's a snap!! After a Week at a psychiatric sanitarium, the student en' rolls for the next semester. He is amazed to find that the number of courses has increased in geometrical progres- sion. The term begins, and all goes well. Several clinical men make their appearance, and the student begins to understand the significance of rales. Obstetrics and Neu- DR. A. BROOKS ABSHIER DR. T. G. WA1Ls Instructor in Dermatology Professor of Otology, Rhinology and Syphilology and Laryngology

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DR. BERT F. KELTZ DR- C- l- FISHMNS DR. P. E. Russo Associate Professor of Medicine pI'0f9550I' Of Medlcme Instructor in Radiology ' f DR. IOHN H. LAMB Assistant Professor of Dermatology and Syphilology DR. CHARLES G. ROUNTREE fleftj Associate Professor of Orthopedic Surgery and DR. D. D. PAuLus Assistant Professor of Medicine D , THE FAIIULTY With the close of the sophomore year, we bid a fond farewell to the big tan building on the north side of the street, and enter the University Hospital-for treatment. After three months in bed, the student once again resumes his studies. This time, he is an upperclassman-white coat, and everything-with real patients to work up. OPD is a little slice of heaven where confusion reigns, and the student decides that perhaps he'd better go back and read another chapter of DeLee. In clerkship, to his surprise, he discovers that those Ph. Dfs across the street were really teaching him medicine after alll! But junior and senior students do have classworki and they take notes, too-just ask Dr. Halpert if they don'tl Dr. Russo keeps everyone in the dark in X-Ray. lt is rumored that he actually shows real films, although this has never been confirmed. Dr. West explains how DR. REYNOLD PATZER DR. HARRY W1LK1Ns Associate Professor of Surgery Profgssgr of New-0-Surgery